Speaker 1: And we're back laps fan rushing. The podcast The Colisseum
Speaker 1: Collection brings us to WWF's explosive TNT Show Edition twenty
Speaker 1: five in the home video series and Boss, give me
Speaker 1: that crackle and wavy noise and the sound of silence.
Speaker 1: Silence had a sound in the eighties. I don't know
Speaker 1: what it was it did. It's well, it's called tape hiss.
Speaker 1: It wasn't the absence of sound. I can tell you that, No,
Speaker 1: it was. Definitely it was a crackle of tape, is
Speaker 1: what it was. And federal lot at the time provided
Speaker 1: severe civil and criminal penalties as well. None that had
Speaker 1: a little buzz that's good did really well there. If
Speaker 1: I have to watch one more documentary, by the way,
Speaker 1: that starts with like someone inserting his tape and with
Speaker 1: machine stop. Look, I get it, I get it, all right,
Speaker 1: we've all we've been saying it for for We've been
Speaker 1: saying it for eleven years now, So shut the fuck up.
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Speaker 1: the look out for it, No we got I think
Speaker 1: pretty sure we have another two years before that I
Speaker 1: won't feel to note its absence. However, still and this
Speaker 1: is still Lady six right, Yeah, Yeah, it's pretty actually
Speaker 1: crazy how much time we've covered in the Coliseum collection.
Speaker 1: Like you think about how primitive those early tapes were,
Speaker 1: but at the same time, it's crazy how little time
Speaker 1: we've actually covered. You know, it's twenty five tapes and
Speaker 1: it's been a little over a year amount of a
Speaker 1: little more year's time in terms of of tapes, Like
Speaker 1: there's still that many more to go, for sure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you look at how many more to go, there's
Speaker 1: still a huge twenty five tapes in a year and change.
Speaker 1: They are fucking making as much money as they can.
Speaker 1: Logo for the WWA home video. We get the constellation.
Speaker 1: It began over five thousand years ago, but you already
Speaker 1: know that.
Speaker 2: I guess, well, well, you know before for over five
Speaker 2: million years before, there was a civilization and entertained the
Speaker 2: masses with predetermined physical altercations and an attempt to create
Speaker 2: emotional reactions.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised they went to the trouble of reinserting a
Speaker 1: new verbiage all these years later. They studied, practiced, and
Speaker 1: perfected this falsehood. They wore stretchable attire to showcase musculature.
Speaker 1: They used secret code words to inform their dance partner
Speaker 1: of what they should do next. They did it to
Speaker 1: create did to create emotion, did to create the illusion
Speaker 1: of competitive drive? Drive was the word that that sent me.
Speaker 1: It is playfighting, ah bro, it is sports entertainment. That's better.
Speaker 1: It is play fighting. We go back to the studio
Speaker 1: or means gioquolan. Is it a against a tan background
Speaker 1: with the two The lighting, the lighting is very different.
Speaker 1: They've they've they've got a new DP working here because
Speaker 1: it's definitely not as kind of flat like there's you know,
Speaker 1: there's there's dimension in Gene which you don't usually see.
Speaker 1: But I've got them here welcoming us to video Controls.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, hello again everyone. This is Gene okerlhan On
Speaker 3: behalf of the World Wrestling Federation and Colisseum Video bringing
Speaker 3: you another program, the official World Wrestling Federation Home video series.
Speaker 3: This cassette is about some of the more interesting aspects
Speaker 3: of professional wrestling. We've received so much mail the subject
Speaker 3: has to have a videotape all of its owns, So
Speaker 3: right here, we're going to bring you the very best
Speaker 3: of a television show which has become the most popular
Speaker 3: program on cable TV and it is Tuesday Night Titans,
Speaker 3: or it's more popularly on as TNT.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 3: It's very much like a talk show in that there
Speaker 3: is a host of the co host and guests that
Speaker 3: make appearances or intervals, with one important difference. All the
Speaker 3: guests on TNT are wrestlers, the superstars of the World
Speaker 3: Wrestling Federation, who not only bring footage of their action
Speaker 3: inside the squared circle, but also reveal that they indeed
Speaker 3: are people too, with their own talents and stories to tell,
Speaker 3: usually about wrestling, but sometimes about quite different matters, like
Speaker 3: the acting careers of mister Fuji and the magnificent Morocco
Speaker 3: Captain lu Albatawan cooking. There's lots to see here, so
Speaker 3: let's get to it right now.
Speaker 1: And Yeah, I don't know whether it feel underwhelmed or overwhelmed.
Speaker 1: I know it's it's a very like it's it's there,
Speaker 1: they're It's what I find to be amazing is that,
Speaker 1: like you said, it definitely feels like they're running out
Speaker 1: of shit. Yeah, do yet at the same time they
Speaker 1: I go for another four years with this same exact formula,
Speaker 1: the trifecta. The trifecta. It continues until through nineteen ninety.
Speaker 2: That's insane, I believe, and it's it's very bizarre that
Speaker 2: it's like the yeah, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, the fact that they have twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: Volumes of Best of the WWE is really remarkable to me.
Speaker 2: Like the fact that series went on for twenty volumes
Speaker 2: is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: It's a great call to me, absolutely believable. But first up,
Speaker 1: we've got this. And again, like I said, there are
Speaker 1: some of them that just need to be played in
Speaker 1: their entirety, and this is one of them. I want
Speaker 1: you to know by the way that Genie Oakerland was
Speaker 1: delivering that monolog had his eyeglasses in his hand, so
Speaker 1: that that makes you feel welcomed and comforted of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's well, hey, hey, I see you there. I'm
Speaker 2: going to stop reading the newspaper. Welcome you all. Hello again,
Speaker 2: Jane Oakland. Nothing's gonna be video control.
Speaker 1: Oh hello, you know, yeah, yeah, nothing like people who
Speaker 1: use their eyeglasses as you know what I mean, a
Speaker 1: device I know. Oh, hi, like as if you're right there,
Speaker 1: take the glasses off and look out the window, and
Speaker 1: that means you have money.
Speaker 2: Yep, Yes, exactly exactly. Yeah, here, here we go. I
Speaker 2: don't know if you're ready for this or not, but
Speaker 2: here we go.
Speaker 5: You are not, I repeat, not going to see tom Yeah.
Speaker 2: I also, by the way, I did the Gene Okerland
Speaker 2: interview intros for every sad segment, this one.
Speaker 1: That's causing collection listeners have come to expect.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Ah Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas.
Speaker 1: Philichael Thomas, you will not.
Speaker 3: See honest cops risking their lives in heroic fashion. What
Speaker 3: you bought the witness is the more ReSpectacle. And I
Speaker 3: use that term advisedly. I'll mister his prize protege to
Speaker 3: Morocco who continue to insist in if they don't become
Speaker 3: major film stars, they can get his famous as actors
Speaker 3: on prime time television.
Speaker 5: Get ready here Cob supports fights.
Speaker 1: But that that's that theme song too, and sounds nothing
Speaker 1: like the Miami Vice theme theme song. No, it sounds
Speaker 1: like it sounds like a typical WWF television themes.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, it's good. Of it's great, Like I
Speaker 2: love the bass theme song as f.
Speaker 1: It's one of the most legendary. Yeah, that's so great.
Speaker 1: In the air tonight, some of the greatest TV you'll
Speaker 1: ever see. Yea exact dun dung dun dung and dung
Speaker 1: dun dum dum. Got it. Boom boom.
Speaker 6: This dude must have been keeping some pretty fast company.
Speaker 1: Looking at the body of the beach. Love to know
Speaker 1: who these actors and actresses are. If anybody knows.
Speaker 6: It, it's definitely drug related. Let's been a shipment's coming
Speaker 6: down pretty soon, probably cooked, probably a big one.
Speaker 1: We look at Daisy's place. Yeah yeah, easy, lady, what
Speaker 1: a humanitarian my brother.
Speaker 7: I haven't seen him for years.
Speaker 8: I can't believe he could.
Speaker 9: One.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, worry miss drugs, he got involved in drugs.
Speaker 4: There come two of our vice cops.
Speaker 1: Now oujin Morocco, dude, your dad?
Speaker 4: For sure.
Speaker 6: A man here was wasted because of a big coke
Speaker 6: deal coming down the street. Hawk must be moving his
Speaker 6: stuff on the streets pretty soon. My friend here must
Speaker 6: have gotten in the way somehow.
Speaker 5: One my poor wand.
Speaker 4: All of this.
Speaker 6: She claims she's this guy's sister. Angelica says she hasn't
Speaker 6: seen him for years. I don't see the family.
Speaker 1: Resemblance's right there, right, wasted this.
Speaker 6: Guy pretty good, but even in mint condition, that wouldn't
Speaker 6: fit you to for a match.
Speaker 4: Sent I know we'll get him or her. This doesn't
Speaker 4: look like women's work to me. This guy was taken
Speaker 4: out by.
Speaker 6: I don't rule down anybody. Maybe we haven't caught the
Speaker 6: Seahawk pro while because we've been on the wrong scent.
Speaker 1: Angelica angelus at him his way out of lot. It
Speaker 1: sounds like a big pussy at the guy.
Speaker 4: Who offered your brother. Don't worry about a thing. You're
Speaker 4: in good hands.
Speaker 5: Now, come on, we'll get you.
Speaker 10: You try to drink for a poor working girl, and
Speaker 10: you got yourself a.
Speaker 1: Deal awful soap for working. So you see Angelica inside
Speaker 1: the nightclubs. It's right.
Speaker 10: I don't know why your lieutenant is acting the way
Speaker 10: that he is, but I don't trust him. One must
Speaker 10: have gotten mixed up with the wrong crowd, but I
Speaker 10: think he was trying to go straight. I'm sure that
Speaker 10: he was on his way to the police when the
Speaker 10: Seahawk caught him.
Speaker 1: The Sea Hawks buying out more than he could chew.
Speaker 11: The Seahawks gonna be bringing his cocade to town. He's
Speaker 11: gonna want some buyers taking up his hands.
Speaker 12: Well, you're looking at him, and we got a quarter
Speaker 12: million of the squad's money to play with.
Speaker 10: Let's think the high You don't think that behind the steat.
Speaker 11: It's possible thread driving some new wheels. He's cool alright
Speaker 11: without keep an eye on him. We'll hit the pavement,
Speaker 11: set up a meeting with the Seahawks and tell him
Speaker 11: more interested in buying what he's selling, Dan, we kneeled him.
Speaker 11: We'll go back to my place after you.
Speaker 10: Get the lieutenant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go there it is. Let me hear it.
Speaker 4: Let's try our first and format mad at the mouth.
Speaker 1: The mouth this is where Daisy's wheelhouse factors at a
Speaker 1: quarter Yeah. Now there the phone.
Speaker 4: Boost pay you back next week?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, Morocco with the collar pop by the way,
Speaker 1: am sure?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 1: I get this music problem? Man, I'm just and showing
Speaker 1: them interviewing people on the street to the destination they
Speaker 1: again can again.
Speaker 5: Game all right, right in the game.
Speaker 1: What they find I don't even remember this is they.
Speaker 11: Got this quarter of my answer buy a lot of happiness.
Speaker 14: Too bad, he'd below to Doggy Potman be surprised.
Speaker 11: Because the loss of the scuffle during the arrest, it
Speaker 11: could very easily find his way into our pocket.
Speaker 1: If they find the briefcase for cash.
Speaker 4: We're here to see the Seahawks.
Speaker 1: Oh no, they made a breakthrough, right did they talked
Speaker 1: to someone that gave them information? Right now they're on
Speaker 1: the boat. This is the angler. Yes, you two little
Speaker 1: boys lost loss bedtime store.
Speaker 5: Look like we have a quarter million to invest in
Speaker 5: the import business.
Speaker 4: But if you're not interested, we're in the wrong place.
Speaker 1: He dreadful monotone.
Speaker 7: We have a special today on a little nose candy.
Speaker 4: A quarter of a million can get you a snoopful.
Speaker 5: We're going to deal with a.
Speaker 15: Who is this dude?
Speaker 4: Don't worry about him. He's okay, he's from out of town.
Speaker 1: I want to get him a little some of that
Speaker 1: chases blues away.
Speaker 4: Let me see your business card. The see can't be
Speaker 4: too careful.
Speaker 1: Seahawk is supposed to be the big drug dealer here
Speaker 1: that's responsible for the.
Speaker 4: Impressive credentials. I'm sure the Seahawks will be glad to
Speaker 4: see you.
Speaker 16: Wait here, we're.
Speaker 4: About to become rich Eryld's partner. I can't ah you're
Speaker 4: talking ah nice work boys there.
Speaker 1: She is the supposed to sister of one you will
Speaker 1: is Seahawks. She's the drug.
Speaker 14: She is.
Speaker 4: Where the sea hawk? You're looking at it?
Speaker 1: If they sound so share, I know right, I don't believe.
Speaker 13: This plan worked perfectly.
Speaker 4: The two cops personally deliver a quarter of a million dollars.
Speaker 1: She takes the briefcase.
Speaker 4: Ye, what are you going to do to us?
Speaker 8: The same thing that happened to WM?
Speaker 1: You killed your own brother?
Speaker 10: Why one and I were no more related than your
Speaker 10: partner here they weren't related.
Speaker 1: Then he got smart wanted to go to Christian Yeah right.
Speaker 7: The Seahawks doesn't like competition.
Speaker 1: I should have never hired a man you can't trust him.
Speaker 8: Tie him up.
Speaker 1: So they've been tied to the mast on the boat.
Speaker 10: Nobody will try to stop us with two detectives tied
Speaker 10: to the front.
Speaker 12: Of the boat.
Speaker 1: Great plan filled on a show.
Speaker 2: Exactly right, we're gonna talk about ring boys been taking
Speaker 2: advantage of right, gonna be right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, higher up and show the coast Guard boat. Yea
Speaker 1: racing across the water to make the save. Those are
Speaker 1: the sirens. Looks like a.
Speaker 5: Department lease, braise your hands and drop your weapon.
Speaker 1: Man with this music was like.
Speaker 13: Once again, federal sorties are successful in their attempt to
Speaker 13: stop the local track.
Speaker 1: Can you make it?
Speaker 5: What's going on? One of the largest rings?
Speaker 4: Just a moment?
Speaker 5: Can you what's this bike? Can you make a comment.
Speaker 5: We're the ones and here are you gentlemen? Here are
Speaker 5: you Spice detectives, Morocco and food.
Speaker 1: We know what we're the ones who know about the drug?
Speaker 5: Right And are you expecting to reward reward? Of course
Speaker 5: we don't too, honest cops like us. We don't want
Speaker 5: any reward. We're doing for our country. And you knew
Speaker 5: all along that the seahawk was behind us. That's right,
Speaker 5: very good thinking. They to they we had them.
Speaker 1: So did they know she was seahawk all along? Was
Speaker 1: that the idea?
Speaker 16: Well?
Speaker 1: They only they knew. I think they just they found
Speaker 1: out when it happened. Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: Huh thoughts? Oh god, h.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: I don't even know where to begin. It's it's one
Speaker 2: of the most bizarre things. It's just like it's it's
Speaker 2: it's awful. Honestly, it's it's just awful.
Speaker 1: They're so bad that it's not necessarily saved by the
Speaker 1: fact that it knows it's bad, right, right, you know?
Speaker 1: It doesn't? Uh?
Speaker 2: I feel like if if if Fuji and Morocco were
Speaker 2: actually trying to act, it might have been better.
Speaker 1: It might it might not not better. It might have
Speaker 1: been bad enough that it would have been fun to watch.
Speaker 1: But because they're just kind of sitting there like like
Speaker 1: like bricks it it's awful. Well it's one take Jones,
Speaker 1: you know, that's the business at the time. They're not
Speaker 1: about to They got two hours to shoot this, you know,
Speaker 1: just like I know, but it's like, you know what
Speaker 1: you're saying, like that's that's what it is. It's just awful.
Speaker 1: It's soul. It's can't be to the point where it's like,
Speaker 1: why do you even bother doing this? Because what is
Speaker 1: it supposed to get across about Don Morocco? Like I
Speaker 1: guess the gimmick was that they thought they could make
Speaker 1: it in places other than wrestling, and he's always talking
Speaker 1: about his ability to make money and cross entertainment to
Speaker 1: kind of try to match Haul Cogan in that regard.
Speaker 1: But it's just it, this is just a strange detour.
Speaker 1: If that's what you're trying to get across. This is
Speaker 1: like an involved thing to do, but you know it's
Speaker 1: I think it's part and parcel of that lifelong struggle
Speaker 1: that Vince and anyone who worked under him had, and
Speaker 1: you know, Kevin Dunn made it his whole personality of
Speaker 1: you know, just trying to be taken seriously by doing
Speaker 1: something more than pro wrestling with wrestlers. And it's just
Speaker 1: the wrestling album. You know, you can couch it in
Speaker 1: camp and you can act like it's all knowing and
Speaker 1: tony in cheek, but the fact of the matter is
Speaker 1: you're doing that because you have to, because otherwise, no
Speaker 1: one would ever allow you to try to make a
Speaker 1: soap operat, no one would ever allow you to try
Speaker 1: to make a music video.
Speaker 5: You have to do that.
Speaker 1: It's the only chance you got. And to Vince's credit,
Speaker 1: he saw that and read it well, and you know,
Speaker 1: he read the pitch and took the swing. But my god,
Speaker 1: that we left with some strange video artifacts. It's it's
Speaker 1: really true. It's really true. Let me show you what
Speaker 1: wrestling was like when I was a kid. Yeah, son,
Speaker 1: take a look. It's like, this is hardly a hardly
Speaker 1: self explanatory in terms of why this was good or
Speaker 1: even like worth doing. But yeah, that's that's Fuji vice.
Speaker 1: And again there were other ones Fuji General, Fuji Chan,
Speaker 1: Fuji Bandido, which will will you know, we'll get there,
Speaker 1: We'll get there. Yeah, they didn't do it right away.
Speaker 1: They kind of went yeah, they went, they went back.
Speaker 1: It's it's very bizarre how they the order that they
Speaker 1: did this, Like why aren't you just doing the fucking
Speaker 1: Fuji Morocco ship right from the get go? And like
Speaker 1: why are you saving it for later? I don't know, right,
Speaker 1: It's weird. It's it's weird to put this on CNT
Speaker 1: tap because it's like TNT is the set, you know,
Speaker 1: I know this aired on TNT, right, but it's like
Speaker 1: there should almost be a Fuji Morocco video, you know,
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, right, didn't they make one? They even did?
Speaker 1: I could be wrong about that.
Speaker 2: They might have, but I feel like the Don Morocco one,
Speaker 2: you know, you know how they were back in the day,
Speaker 2: Remember how they would they'd kind of do one as
Speaker 2: you were on your way out. I feel like they
Speaker 2: did a Don Morocco one, like a nineteen eighty eight
Speaker 2: or something. Oh really, it could be wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't see it coming up here in a
Speaker 1: quick search, But that doesn't necessarily mean they didn't do anything.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Fuji Vice a landmark in its own right,
Speaker 1: and Gene wants to take us back to the subject
Speaker 1: of nicknames. Boss Oh, yes, here we go. Here is
Speaker 1: Gene introducing the next segment.
Speaker 3: Getting back to the subject of nicknames. Bobby Heathen has
Speaker 3: another handle that he didn't place upon himself. Those who
Speaker 3: don't favor calling this rule breaker the brain have branded
Speaker 3: him with weasel and headn hates it so much he
Speaker 3: was willing to come on TNT had quite a proof
Speaker 3: of the public that he was absolutely not a weasel
Speaker 3: with surprising reseil.
Speaker 1: So again that lures you in thinking you're going to
Speaker 1: see this match, which is right. Bobby Heenon Big John Studden,
Speaker 1: King Kong Bundy versus Andre the Giant Hillbilly Jim and
Speaker 1: Louel Bano. But all you really get is a headbot.
Speaker 1: You get Bobby Heenen in there black singlet before Andre
Speaker 1: wore it, and you get Andre lunging and stud coming
Speaker 1: in and punching him, and Andre barely mobile, yanking Heenan
Speaker 1: into the ring and they go right to Vincent Studio.
Speaker 1: On Tuesday Night, Titans title card reads the Brain meets
Speaker 1: the Weasel, Yes, and that is what it is. And
Speaker 1: here here's a picking up a string at the time
Speaker 1: of Heenan not only being called a weasel, but physically
Speaker 1: resembling a weasel. And to get that over, they brought
Speaker 1: a kid onto set with the Hoopmania T shirt and
Speaker 1: he's got his pet weasel in his hand. Jamie, Jamie, Jamie,
Speaker 1: weasel Jamie. I love to know where they sourced these
Speaker 1: these kids at the time. Probably Mel Phillips helped. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they play, they even play. Pop goes the weasel as
Speaker 1: the kid comes out with the weasel in his arm.
Speaker 1: And I mean, it's just awful. It's just it's just stupid.
Speaker 1: So you believe you're right a weasel, mister he and.
Speaker 2: I understand you. You've you know what I mean, You
Speaker 2: do weasel yourself out of situations. And I do believe
Speaker 2: that you may have a weasel, uh in your pocket?
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 17: Now?
Speaker 1: You keep weasels in your pocket? Here's a weasel in
Speaker 1: that he hid behind people his whole life. You know,
Speaker 1: that was kind of the idea as he talks about
Speaker 1: in his book. He says, the brain, this is one
Speaker 1: of the great parts of his book. The brain will
Speaker 1: cheat and lie he'll be everyone's friend, but he'll backstab them,
Speaker 1: always smiling to their face. Yes, yes, if you make
Speaker 1: him mad, he'll tell you what he thinks, knowing he
Speaker 1: has a way out. The Bill Clinton of wrestling. He's
Speaker 1: truly a weasel. He's kind of a combination of a
Speaker 1: dangerous used car salesman and a movie agent who does
Speaker 1: nothing but porn films. Yes, that's brilliant. The weasel chance
Speaker 1: started right away, and people ask me if I ever
Speaker 1: was hurt or upset, he says, when people called my
Speaker 1: dad weasel, I guess they used to call his dad
Speaker 1: that as well. Oh no, pardon me. This is actually
Speaker 1: an excerpt in the book from his daughter, Jessica Heenan.
Speaker 1: People often ask me if I was ever hurt or
Speaker 1: upset when people called my dad weasel. Hell no, I
Speaker 1: probably started the chance. It was a tough life growing
Speaker 1: up with a father like mine, someone who is a
Speaker 1: world renowned TV star, not in one everyone hated. In
Speaker 1: elementary school, the boys used to be so mean to me.
Speaker 1: In my mind, I had to protect the business, as
Speaker 1: my father taught me. They used to make fun of me,
Speaker 1: not because they were really that mean, but because they
Speaker 1: were jealous and wanted them in the action, so to speak.
Speaker 1: The only thing that morons didn't know is that if
Speaker 1: they had been nice to me, they could have been
Speaker 1: part of the cool thing known as wrestling. So this
Speaker 1: is okay, I don't know about cool thing. Yeah, I'd
Speaker 1: be very careful about that. They're and they're never going
Speaker 1: to feel like what your dad does is cool at all.
Speaker 1: So we have Vince there with a cute little weasel.
Speaker 1: He calls it. It's not a cute little weasel, bell
Speaker 1: take a look.
Speaker 2: But so anyway, I got here, I got some part
Speaker 2: of this here with Vince asks the kid if there's
Speaker 2: any comparisons to Bobby Heenan and the weasel.
Speaker 13: Jamie, let me ask you, do you personally see any
Speaker 13: resemblance facially or in any characteristic facially in terms of
Speaker 13: your your weasel, your pet and mister Heenon?
Speaker 4: Oh you do?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: What grade are you in?
Speaker 1: You want to see the eighth grade?
Speaker 13: Doubt?
Speaker 4: Let's be nice.
Speaker 13: This young man has come up on the show, embarrassed
Speaker 13: me as a guest, and brought that cute little weasel.
Speaker 5: How long is a.
Speaker 4: Tail on that weasel? I have measured it, see, but
Speaker 4: he has a tail. Right, take a look, kid, You
Speaker 4: see a tail on me?
Speaker 5: Is there a tail?
Speaker 11: There is there any fur in my body?
Speaker 18: No?
Speaker 5: But it's it looks like me.
Speaker 4: I don't know. It's I think it may be that
Speaker 4: there is a resemblance.
Speaker 1: There isn't a resemblance. I'm not a weasel.
Speaker 5: My hair is My hair is wavy.
Speaker 1: That's a straight haired weasel.
Speaker 4: Similar I do have curly hair.
Speaker 1: Weasels.
Speaker 4: I don't know. His characteristic is a concerned hair As
Speaker 4: far as character, I took a picture to show the
Speaker 4: people the difference there.
Speaker 5: The thing attacked me.
Speaker 1: It was at punts on my ear robe.
Speaker 4: All right, I think we have definitely determined.
Speaker 13: I am not a more time, just one quick if
Speaker 13: we can get a close up of the weazels face,
Speaker 13: one more time, close up with mister Hannen's face, please mm.
Speaker 18: Hmmm, we rest our case and we'll be back with more.
Speaker 13: TT say, I'm not decided.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I didn't say you ever.
Speaker 5: Bring that we out here.
Speaker 1: He's doing his best, he's still he's showing the spark
Speaker 1: you know that would have lead to the Bobby Heenon
Speaker 1: show and all that. Yes, that's where USA green let
Speaker 1: it because they saw how well he did in these segments. He's,
Speaker 1: I mean, he's he's he is fucking money, there's no
Speaker 1: question about that. And they show like a split screen
Speaker 1: of his face in the Weasel's face, and it is
Speaker 1: pretty funny, like the way he has that like non
Speaker 1: plus look on his face. What what what I know?
Speaker 2: Know what's happening? Like you don't even know what's happening?
Speaker 2: Like what what youreen?
Speaker 1: I love? I love Heenen's what do you what do
Speaker 1: you mean? Face? I love that. It's like the greatest
Speaker 1: thing in the world. It really is.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's such a it's a spectacular, spectacular visual.
Speaker 2: His just his just on he's he's just doesn't know
Speaker 2: what's going on, Like he doesn't know where he.
Speaker 1: Is what he's just he's just he's he's concerned that
Speaker 1: people are talking in a way that he's not attacking,
Speaker 1: you know, exactly like set up the the you know,
Speaker 1: he he always thinks that he's three steps ahead of people,
Speaker 1: but he's also always scared that he's like five steps
Speaker 1: behind people. Perfect. Yeah, so he's like that, you know,
Speaker 1: he's the ultimate mark, you know, but he thinks he's
Speaker 1: a con man, Yes, exactly exactly. How brown is that carpet?
Speaker 1: How brown is that? How brown is everything during TNT.
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's like it's it's so dark yet
Speaker 1: it's also so it's just not it doesn't make me
Speaker 1: feel cozy at all. No, it does not.
Speaker 2: It makes me feel like I'm like I'm like I'm
Speaker 2: in a building that's going to collapse. Like it was
Speaker 2: like such a there's such a phony version of it
Speaker 2: of a talk show set.
Speaker 1: Like I'm in the doctor's office and like the seventh
Speaker 1: R right, like the alcoholic swabs y you know, yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: I just hate it. Oh, I hate the look of
Speaker 1: the set. Man, he just the browns. Just I know,
Speaker 1: there was nothing, you know, incongress about it at the time,
Speaker 1: but ugh, something you got Vince back there thinking he
Speaker 1: is just hilarious and he's just overdoing every single thing. Yeah, yep,
Speaker 1: but he does best. But that was that was That
Speaker 1: was a funny visual with the close up of the weasel.
Speaker 1: I have to say, well, the Funk family knows how
Speaker 1: to feel at home in the ring, you know, indeed
Speaker 1: they do.
Speaker 3: The Funk family, he knows how to feel at home
Speaker 3: of the ring by bringing the rough and tumble style
Speaker 3: of Texas wrestling to the World Wrestling Federation. But the
Speaker 3: Funks also are very fond of another great Texas institution,
Speaker 3: the barbecue. However, as Lord Albert Hayes is about the fine,
Speaker 3: whether wrestling or eating, there's nothing totally normal about the Funks.
Speaker 1: They're just having the time of their lives with these guys.
Speaker 1: You know, they're just fucking fucking with them so hard.
Speaker 1: It's so true. They don't know what, you know. Proud
Speaker 1: text as men third second generation ran a territory for years,
Speaker 1: both world champs of the nw A, and they're just
Speaker 1: being reduced to barbecue enthusiasts, right, They're just jokes. And
Speaker 1: they share clips of Dory Funk Costs Funk versus George
Speaker 1: Wells during the course of all this and MSG.
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, yeah, I cut off the thing because it
Speaker 2: just it didn't really It's this bizarre thing, like, uh,
Speaker 2: you know, you get the middle of the match that
Speaker 2: where he just stops talking for a little while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's just he's doing is working the leg,
Speaker 1: He's just working the ankle. It's not right. But but
Speaker 1: but like but like Gene like said doesn't even set
Speaker 1: up the match or anything like that, just kind of
Speaker 1: is there. It's just there, and it's yeah, it's so weird. Well,
Speaker 1: one thing we do learn is what Grilla Monsoon conveys
Speaker 1: about George Wells, which I never knew before. George Wells
Speaker 1: Monsoon says that he always starts out as a house
Speaker 1: of fire and then loses it. He's the opposite of
Speaker 1: Greg Valentine. Oh my god. Could be the conditioning is
Speaker 1: they try to make, you know, subtle remarks about his belly.
Speaker 1: Al Hay is laughing at the man on the broadcast
Speaker 1: and Funk hits the European uppercut but gets a suplex blocked.
Speaker 1: And yes, before we go to the feature segment, the
Speaker 1: personality profile on the Funks, they showed the last thing
Speaker 1: you see is Dory Funk getting supplex out of his
Speaker 1: boots by George Wells. Like, what the fuck is this
Speaker 1: already putting the spotlight on the Funks or are you
Speaker 1: trying to make me want to see more about George Wells?
Speaker 1: What kind of editing is that? It's awful? So like mindless,
Speaker 1: just awful, But you know, to me, like I'm not
Speaker 1: going to pass up I'm not going to dismiss outright
Speaker 1: the possibility that Vince, like you know, got a got
Speaker 1: a kick out of course, not putting a clip in
Speaker 1: there of a dory getting tossed around by kind of
Speaker 1: a relative nobody on the horse. It's just fucking it's unreal, unreal.
Speaker 1: So Vince is going to MC the the brisket cutting.
Speaker 1: He's got his corded microphone on the lawn of this
Speaker 1: double Cross ranch, I suppose is where they shot this,
Speaker 1: and you can kind of get a glimpse off to
Speaker 1: your right there are people lined in the street trying
Speaker 1: to bear witness to this fucking team production that yeah,
Speaker 1: or maybe they promised them fucking sandwiches. They smelled the brisket.
Speaker 1: Brisket right exactly, That's probably what it is. Jimmy Hart
Speaker 1: is there because Terry Funk needs a mouthpiece and the
Speaker 1: WWF and so he does a lot of the talking
Speaker 1: during the course of this thing. Do you have any
Speaker 1: of it? Or do I just go I do I have?
Speaker 19: I have?
Speaker 1: When Jimmy Hart is making the sandwich, Oh, that's the
Speaker 1: heart of it. Let's let's share that that sound.
Speaker 13: And here we go, all right, Jimmy Jack is Oh look,
Speaker 13: I hold you gotta pickt your self us out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to cut one. I don't kind a
Speaker 5: little slice of meat off here.
Speaker 3: Look at this, this is great, beautiful.
Speaker 5: Anything on how the Funks taught you how to do this?
Speaker 13: So I understand that Terry Funk had something as far
Speaker 13: as the teaching of the finer skills of the barbecue?
Speaker 5: Is that correct?
Speaker 7: You better believe you know Texas born, Texas bread baby.
Speaker 3: When we die, we'll be Texas dead.
Speaker 5: I'm telling you right now.
Speaker 1: But this is great.
Speaker 7: This is this is real down home Texas barbecue.
Speaker 13: But ride hose, baby, I wonder if I mean you
Speaker 13: you handling this is talking about Texas is a little
Speaker 13: bit out.
Speaker 5: Of school, isn't it. I mean, you're not here anymore
Speaker 5: of a Texan than I am. Well, let me tell
Speaker 5: you what.
Speaker 7: We wanted to bring you, a little Texas hat for you,
Speaker 7: some Texas chaps, and maybe big old Texas horse for
Speaker 7: you to ride here.
Speaker 5: But you see, I'm not a I'm not a big
Speaker 5: meeting or anything.
Speaker 1: I'm a vegetarian.
Speaker 3: But I'm gonna load this up because.
Speaker 5: What kind of that goodness?
Speaker 13: You're not a Texan? Because I don't know if there's
Speaker 13: any true Texan. It's a vegetarian, right.
Speaker 20: Hoss, No true Texan is a vegetarian. I'd like to
Speaker 20: say this. This reminds me of home, you know that.
Speaker 1: I'd like to do this at home. I'd like to
Speaker 1: talk about home. There we go, Okay, I'd like to
Speaker 1: uh like to just say what you know, I'm a
Speaker 1: proud Texan, born and bred Texan. I'm always I've always
Speaker 1: proclaimed Texas as the only place I've ever been from.
Speaker 1: I sound like it, I live like it. I believe
Speaker 1: that Dory always finds a way to get his pedantic
Speaker 1: shit in. You know, it's like handing the mic. He's
Speaker 1: not going to give it back. It's like, oh fucking what,
Speaker 1: Dorian's come on exactly, knock it off.
Speaker 20: Everybody's sitting around the barbecue, good time, everybody's eating. But
Speaker 20: there is one thing that's missing from this Barty, and
Speaker 20: that's my brother Terry Funk. My brother Terry Funk is
Speaker 20: the biggest party man in the state of Texas. Every
Speaker 20: week he sets up a barbecue just like that. He's
Speaker 20: not here. You know why he's not here. You know
Speaker 20: why he's not here. Not here The junk yard dog.
Speaker 13: That's why he's not exactly And it seems to me
Speaker 13: that will he return, By the way, I would assume
Speaker 13: that anybody.
Speaker 5: Assume me, yes, Terry Funk will be back.
Speaker 13: We understand that the Jimmy Jacket, we can talk a
Speaker 13: little bit. Is Jimmy Jack's not exactly.
Speaker 5: Well, Jimmy Jack is all right.
Speaker 4: Jimmy Jack is okay.
Speaker 5: Jimmy Jack is Jimmy Jack is twenty six years old.
Speaker 4: He just hasn't.
Speaker 5: Why have we heard of Jimmy Jack Funk before? Why
Speaker 5: did you keep him away? It seems to me that
Speaker 5: the report totally uncontrollable, even by the Funks.
Speaker 1: Well, it's like I said, he's six years old. He's
Speaker 1: a great wrestler.
Speaker 20: He missed out on the eighty four Olympics because of
Speaker 20: the boycott. Jimmy Jack is one of those good looking
Speaker 20: young fellows.
Speaker 4: You see.
Speaker 20: We keep a mask on him. He's one of those
Speaker 20: people that all the women can't stay away from. And
Speaker 20: I can't keep Jimmy Jack away from all the women.
Speaker 20: That's why he's got the mask on. That's why we've
Speaker 20: kept him in the Backgroundate, what how.
Speaker 5: You dealing with this basting process over. It's looking great.
Speaker 1: Look at this, Look at this?
Speaker 5: You like a lot of sauce or what? What the
Speaker 5: hell you like?
Speaker 1: E Vince?
Speaker 13: Come on, man, I'm unknown to get into the saucer
Speaker 13: from time to time, but I'm not too sure about
Speaker 13: I'm not too sure about this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Georgia Horion, Yeah right, exactly. He's so funny from
Speaker 1: time to time and on the day to day basis here,
Speaker 1: on the day to day basis here, so idiot that
Speaker 1: he just then Vince just walks off. He just suddenly goes,
Speaker 1: why don't you take over on barbecue and wrap this
Speaker 1: sucker up? Huh?
Speaker 2: You know, I'm good. I got someone else going on here.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm just not a big fan of barbecue.
Speaker 1: Because he needs to be out of the scene. I
Speaker 1: want to go get my my, my beef and cheese
Speaker 1: wrap Texas Style.
Speaker 8: The La Fan Wrestling podcast, the wrestling podcast that knows
Speaker 8: the boys need their candy. It's the Lapsed Fan. He's
Speaker 8: a fan wrestling podcast with Jack and Jpiro.
Speaker 1: But because he needs to be out of frame when
Speaker 1: al Hayes gets attacked, because it's not like Vince's gonna
Speaker 1: stand up for him. So Dorry has a bucket. He goes, Al,
Speaker 1: you're going to put the sauce on this for me?
Speaker 1: Just just fucking knew it. You can see it a
Speaker 1: mile away. Oh yeah, good old Texas sandwich. Here, put
Speaker 1: on a little more sauce. And then Hayes slaps Jack's
Speaker 1: hand in the sandwiches, take your kruby hands off my scent.
Speaker 1: Jimmy says, this is our barbecue. Then has grabs Al
Speaker 1: and dumps the barbecue sauce all over his face. And
Speaker 1: then Jimmy Jack chokes Al Hayes with a noose, wraps
Speaker 1: it around his neck, and suddenly shit gets very real.
Speaker 2: It's very it's very real, it's very violent. It was
Speaker 2: very surprising, honestly, and he.
Speaker 1: Made reference to it earlier. There's like a little mini
Speaker 1: fence below Al Hayes's waistline behind him, and as he's
Speaker 1: falling back, stumbling backwards, selling the noose, he trips violently
Speaker 1: over this fence. He claps, collapses pretty fucking hard. And
Speaker 1: then they just take him over to a tree and
Speaker 1: tie the rope to the tree and they're going to
Speaker 1: hang them from the tree, ye like you do all
Speaker 1: the mile Jimmy Hart's cackling and saying, what you're seeing,
Speaker 1: here's a sample of what we're going to do to
Speaker 1: Junkyard dog. Yeah, let's not do that. Let's not lynch
Speaker 1: jyd Okay, let's not even make reference to it, im possible. Seriously,
Speaker 1: It's just it's not like, come on, guys, what are
Speaker 1: we doing here? Exactly? Where's your big buddy now? They say,
Speaker 1: taunting him awful, and they rub bread on his head
Speaker 1: as Hayes is gurgling selling the noose, and Jimmy Hart
Speaker 1: says you look good and slaps him, and Hayes sells
Speaker 1: it and convulses while Hart barks into the microphone, and
Speaker 1: that is the end of that scene, and Gene just
Speaker 1: moves on. There's no moral indignation. That's just now that
Speaker 1: we're done with that amusement, we're onto Captain Leuel Banoboss,
Speaker 1: creator of the Spicy Sauce. By the way, this is
Speaker 1: all proof points that it's not all about food, right,
Speaker 1: fucking no, never about food. Brisk about food, the cookies here, cookies,
Speaker 1: you know, it's just that it's it's yes about the
Speaker 1: food here. Yeah, all right, I'm sure you have it.
Speaker 1: Gene refers to him as tosser of the pizza.
Speaker 3: Pies yet the leuel veto priat or the spicy sauce
Speaker 3: tosser of the pizza pies and Gourmet Food Lover shows
Speaker 3: George the Animal Steel and Lauren Alfred Hayes the Old
Speaker 3: Family recipe for Christmas cookies.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna I've got the whole I get
Speaker 1: the rest of it here. But so he's got a
Speaker 1: chef's hat on, and as usual, he's got this. He's
Speaker 1: got a button down shirt that is unbuttoned with exposes
Speaker 1: his completely unsanitary it's everywhere chest and belly, like you know,
Speaker 1: he's got.
Speaker 2: The hair everywhere. God knows. It doesn't matter how many
Speaker 2: times that man showers. There is always sweat like just
Speaker 2: beating off of his off of his chest hairs, all right,
Speaker 2: like it is just completely like close yourself, Oh all right,
Speaker 2: just put button that shirt.
Speaker 1: So imagine him after two days of not showering. Oh Jesus,
Speaker 1: like you lift up his tit like imagine what it smells.
Speaker 21: Like.
Speaker 1: It's it smells like a mix of stop of boh
Speaker 1: and onions. Stop. It smells like old El Paso taco sauce.
Speaker 1: Well that with the with the with the taco with
Speaker 1: a little more to dell in this, you know, it's
Speaker 1: it's not the sauce, the seasoning the beef, right, it's
Speaker 1: the seasoning. And there's just like you know, the scent
Speaker 1: of of of pork product. Okay, So so it's in
Speaker 1: there somewhere. That's right. He's got he's got over there,
Speaker 1: disgusting and he's got a table full of eggs in
Speaker 1: front of him.
Speaker 2: My God, and his and his his, like you talk
Speaker 2: about his sanitary conditions that he needs to have when
Speaker 2: you're cooking.
Speaker 1: And listen to the way he talks.
Speaker 22: Yeah, first of all, the main thing I want instilled
Speaker 22: on everybody out there, you've got to have sanitary conditions.
Speaker 23: In other words, if you've got a cigar or something
Speaker 23: like that, keep it, dug, keep it in the right spot.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, Rob, If you get a cigar, keep it down,
Speaker 2: keep it in the right spot. Okay, Now what's that?
Speaker 4: Do you have another? Do you have an extra hat
Speaker 4: for Alfred Days?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: I don't think I have a hat for the Lordship.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he'd appreciate it. He looks a
Speaker 1: little soft to me.
Speaker 23: But anyway, first one, you need a couple of ounces
Speaker 23: of water.
Speaker 4: Hits. I'm using ice cubes.
Speaker 5: They're a little diluted bit some Christmas spirit. So you
Speaker 5: get a little bit out of that. Okay, that comes.
Speaker 1: Puts anybody out there.
Speaker 23: George Steele loves Christmas cookies, all kind of color stuff.
Speaker 23: You want to bring him a Christmas cookie, feel free
Speaker 23: to do so. Now you take sugar approximately one in
Speaker 23: three quarter cups.
Speaker 5: You know what I mean, you didn't go by.
Speaker 13: Bye.
Speaker 5: No, when you do that, don't mix your flower.
Speaker 23: With the sugar, because you get a colectic review and
Speaker 23: it will congilate.
Speaker 1: You gotta put it.
Speaker 22: Watch, oh my god, watch and trying to take about
Speaker 22: a cup and a half use and a half of
Speaker 22: this now with his little hawk, open up and make
Speaker 22: sure you keep these sanitary conditions.
Speaker 1: But I would like to see him. I would have
Speaker 1: loved to have seen this with you know, you know,
Speaker 1: like when they have those like with with Guy Fieri, yes,
Speaker 1: or a Bobby Flay like him, just fucking yelling and
Speaker 1: barking and all this ship purposely butchering the recipe right right,
Speaker 1: and they're just like, oh my god, like the fuck
Speaker 1: is going on here?
Speaker 5: To keep about a cup and a head.
Speaker 18: No not.
Speaker 23: You take your butter, and I'd like to stress it's
Speaker 23: gonna be pure. You can use salted butter or unsalted.
Speaker 23: We don't care, but it's gonna be pure. But we
Speaker 23: modron nour right.
Speaker 5: I'm not doing.
Speaker 1: Fucking uncle's screaming not moderate. Oh God forbids, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: Put that in the flow.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 23: One, let's get this together. Two bars of butter. All right,
Speaker 23: you got that in there. And now now you got
Speaker 23: your sugar seppate. Now the final thing is eggs. When
Speaker 23: you get your egg and make sure you don't mix
Speaker 23: the white and the other together. Try to get them together.
Speaker 23: Put him in like that you're egging. Get a couple
Speaker 23: leggs put in there. And you can also mix two
Speaker 23: with the sugar. Okay, get a couple. Yeah, we put
Speaker 23: all that together. We're gonna mix this up. Cookie white
Speaker 23: a minute, charge, you're not ready, We're.
Speaker 1: Gonna make it.
Speaker 23: We want him green Christmas spirit, just a matter for
Speaker 23: Christmas spirit.
Speaker 4: And see that George of green colors. You know they
Speaker 4: he's a dicklus. We put them in.
Speaker 23: Take the top off here, all right, here you go,
Speaker 23: put them all in the Christmas thing. Now you got
Speaker 23: it all together. Now about that, You've got to mix
Speaker 23: approximately two or three quarter cups of water. If you
Speaker 23: see what I met the water and there you go,
Speaker 23: get it all and make sure it's not lucky.
Speaker 5: You see what I mean?
Speaker 1: You still got love so that keep nexting.
Speaker 23: Can use an egg if you want to, you get
Speaker 23: another egg.
Speaker 5: Told take another lot all the time or running out
Speaker 5: of time?
Speaker 4: Okay, here you go.
Speaker 3: You take that.
Speaker 1: Dumps the ball.
Speaker 5: Can take.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just it's it's it's a clown show.
Speaker 1: It really is. It's a clown show.
Speaker 5: That's what.
Speaker 12: This is.
Speaker 1: Nothing to do with wrestling at all.
Speaker 2: Nothing at all. It's just like it's it's wait a minute,
Speaker 2: I think this is funny. Let's try this well.
Speaker 1: Vince loves you know, food humor. He remember that, of course,
Speaker 1: how does the uncle Elmer? We at the end, sorry,
Speaker 1: the butcher a sean wedding end. It's a pie fight, right,
Speaker 1: It's big food fight. Everyone's slipping and sliding in all
Speaker 1: this food he had catered. Funniest thing in the world.
Speaker 2: I just I don't understand. I don't understand. I mean,
Speaker 2: I listen, I like I like food humor as well.
Speaker 2: I like, I like, you know, food being thrown in
Speaker 2: people's faces, But it just it happens all the time,
Speaker 2: right on the on the on this thing, and it's like,
Speaker 2: I don't I don't understand that.
Speaker 1: I was wondering who the actresses were in Fuji Vice
Speaker 1: and the actors, and I wonder who the audience members
Speaker 1: are for this thing? Yes, they really taped this on
Speaker 1: Tuesday morning at ten o'clock and no one's Mills, Maryland, Like,
Speaker 1: whether fuck did they find people to sit in that audience?
Speaker 1: They must have been Tighten employees. But they they aren't.
Speaker 1: They're in Baltimore, like they're in They're in Grantish, Connecticut.
Speaker 1: I don't understand Stanford. I don't understand. Wait, which part
Speaker 1: are they in? I thought that they were in When
Speaker 1: were they in Stanford?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 1: You mean the employees are in Stanford. Yeah, it's not
Speaker 1: like they can just go down the hall and there
Speaker 1: are no isn't there.
Speaker 2: I know that they did I mean they did hire
Speaker 2: I mean I was gonna they did hire Baltimore actors.
Speaker 1: Oh you know this? Yeah? How did you find that out?
Speaker 1: I found out who the woman is in in the
Speaker 1: mating game? Oh you did yeah, Oh, I can't wait
Speaker 1: to get there. I try to, I try to kind
Speaker 1: of do a quick look, and I've got nothing. I
Speaker 1: can tell you. There's nothing for Angelico. Not a lot.
Speaker 1: It's not not a lot. But like I I know
Speaker 1: a little bit, just a little bit of it. This
Speaker 1: is where we need your help, Solar System. These are
Speaker 1: the kind of people we will fucking interview, you know,
Speaker 1: oh seriously, because that's what we're here to do. Honestly,
Speaker 1: if I had if if, if if it, if I'd
Speaker 1: found it sooner, because it didn't even dawn on me
Speaker 1: until like I was watching it, I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: like this is I would have tried to to reach out,
Speaker 1: but it just was like, now that's not going to
Speaker 1: happen me next time. But you the fruits of this
Speaker 1: potential labor because on the free feed we recently posted
Speaker 1: the interview we did as part of the Spotlight under
Speaker 1: the Cinemat Yes with Glenn Caine, who is the former
Speaker 1: pro wrestling referee who serves as an extra in a
Speaker 1: Fenway Park scene during the course of the film and
Speaker 1: his whole story is there and the only reason we
Speaker 1: could put Spotlight under the Cinemat is because he happened
Speaker 1: to have that wrestling connection because he's there. Exactly. You
Speaker 1: can and look to that interview available for everyone now
Speaker 1: in the main feed for an evidence of what we
Speaker 1: can do if you just give us the ball, you know, I.
Speaker 2: Mean exactly, Like I mean, you know, these people are
Speaker 2: out there and they they're they're they're you're never going
Speaker 2: to get it. Very lucky, right, We've been very you know,
Speaker 2: you know, we've been very lucky because you know, I
Speaker 2: I for me, it's usually comes from the desperation when
Speaker 2: I can't find somebody, I can't find information on somebody,
Speaker 2: and it's like, well I need more than this, and
Speaker 2: so then I'm then okay, Number one, they're alive, that's great.
Speaker 2: Number two, oh wait a minute, are on social media?
Speaker 1: Great.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna find this person and I'm gonna hopefully they'll
Speaker 2: reach out. And you know, we've been we've been lucky
Speaker 2: with but you know, between Glenn and the guy uh
Speaker 2: uh Tony Tony van Silva and the guy who was
Speaker 2: in the end the in the marine movie, yes, you know,
Speaker 2: like it's in these these this is what is fascinating.
Speaker 2: These stories are what's so fascinating and how they like
Speaker 2: their stories are just I find it to be so yeah, invigorating.
Speaker 1: It's invigorating because you know, you're the only person that's
Speaker 1: ever going to get this out of this person. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the only podcast that could justify that time sync, you know, right,
Speaker 1: and and also just the idea that you know, no
Speaker 1: one uh, I mean it comes from the we're you know,
Speaker 1: a very unique thing that you know, we don't care
Speaker 1: about the the big names, like everyone gets the big names,
Speaker 1: Like that's not interesting to us. It's it's it's these
Speaker 1: people who have much more interesting stories and quite frankly,
Speaker 1: have nothing to lose. Yeah, they stood in the prophere,
Speaker 1: they're not they don't know, oh they're anything to people
Speaker 1: in the business anymore. Look, got our friend Brian Penry,
Speaker 1: the Former Times. I was just thinking of him, like
Speaker 1: I was thinking of him because like he's got no
Speaker 1: ties to it, and you know, he's not trying to
Speaker 1: get a job, he's not trying to do anything. So
Speaker 1: it's like, I mean, I think he's trying to do things,
Speaker 1: but oh sure, yeah, yeah, yeah that's true. But you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would be fascinated to get a hold of these people.
Speaker 1: How about we see Nikola I Volkoff stomping Chief j
Speaker 1: strongbow a bit in the corner. It's a great entree
Speaker 1: to This is Your Life. Certainly an entree that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Here is uh here, uh well, yeah, here's a Gene
Speaker 1: Jeane talking about the next segment here this is your Life.
Speaker 3: Another word the that age is of the TNT program
Speaker 3: is that it allows us to learn more about the
Speaker 3: personal lives in the World Wrestling Federation and just for
Speaker 3: some variety, we don't always find these things out in
Speaker 3: the course of a one on one interview. No, sir,
Speaker 3: on TNT, we do it off right. And here is
Speaker 3: another variation on a favorite television show, as TNT presents
Speaker 3: This is Your Life.
Speaker 5: Nikolai Volkoff.
Speaker 2: And I've got I've got the whole thing for this
Speaker 2: one because it's just it's it's quite is just one
Speaker 2: of the most bizarre and like, why why is Volkoff
Speaker 2: always the this like he just he gets so much attention.
Speaker 2: I know, it's so weird. Was I know he was big,
Speaker 2: he was big back then. It just doesn't it doesn't
Speaker 2: click with me because I think of him as the
Speaker 2: ninety two Rumble Nikolai Volkoff and million Dollar Corporation.
Speaker 1: Having sent sign on his lapel instead of the dollar.
Speaker 2: Right exactly exactly. He's just a he's a joke, right,
Speaker 2: and I get it, and I know people who grew
Speaker 2: up in that era. He was something, he was something different.
Speaker 2: He was he was a big I mean, I mean
Speaker 2: a main eventor yes, Beppa Mandol. He went against Bruno
Speaker 2: in the garden, right exactly. So here's thence on set
Speaker 2: with his book open. This is your night, your life,
Speaker 2: your knife. Yeah right here here is here is uh
Speaker 2: this here is Nikolai Volkov's life.
Speaker 13: He almost single handedly works to promote peace, an understanding
Speaker 13: between East and West. I'm talking, of course, about the
Speaker 13: international Goodwill Ambassador, Nikolai Volkoff.
Speaker 5: This is your life.
Speaker 1: I know, les, it's a fucking baseball game.
Speaker 4: Come over, how the feet on the sofa if you would.
Speaker 5: I'm sure you're going to enjoy this, Nicolai, because tonight we're.
Speaker 13: Going to tell you, hope somebody does and tell the
Speaker 13: entire American people your story.
Speaker 5: Now we have a few surprises for you. So settle
Speaker 5: back on the sofa. This is your life, Nicolai Bolkov.
Speaker 5: Let's meet your first mystery guest.
Speaker 24: The first time I met Nikolai Bolkov, he was stuck
Speaker 24: for an answer when someone told him hello.
Speaker 1: When I first met stuck for an answer when someone
Speaker 1: said hello, that's fucking that is great.
Speaker 5: Freddy, Bossy.
Speaker 12: Come.
Speaker 1: Aren't they supposed to guess the whole thing about this
Speaker 1: is your life. You're supposed to guess who it is
Speaker 1: or or like figured out. But he like just comes
Speaker 1: right out there, like right, and he just sits here
Speaker 1: like a buffoon. I mean, he is a buffoon, Nikolai Volkov. So,
Speaker 1: but it's just hilarious.
Speaker 25: Brian, Huh, yeah, I can't believe it. I'm here towards
Speaker 25: dating game. Well that's all right. Afterwards, over with, we'll
Speaker 25: go out and have a date. Okay, change the same.
Speaker 24: You know, the first time I never will forget the
Speaker 24: first time I met you in that gymnasium. You didn't
Speaker 24: know who I was, but I know who you were
Speaker 24: because I heard so many good reports about you, and
Speaker 24: everything I heard was true. He not only was a
Speaker 24: great wrestler, but he was a great price fighter. The
Speaker 24: man he lift every weight that was in a gym,
Speaker 24: broke all the records over there, undefeated as a wrestler,
Speaker 24: went on to win the gold medal in the Olympics.
Speaker 4: That was the Olympics.
Speaker 5: What do you care?
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 4: Simply will verify that. That's all.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 24: You don't have to give him all the dates and
Speaker 24: everything he knows about it. He's just trying to confuse me.
Speaker 13: Well, this has been somewhat of a confusing relationship, has
Speaker 13: it not with you and Nikolai through the years.
Speaker 4: No, it hasn't.
Speaker 1: I mean it's been very, very.
Speaker 13: After all, you did promise him the world heavyweight championship,
Speaker 13: and of course you have failed.
Speaker 24: You know, well, I can't give it, help it because
Speaker 24: that pencil that geek Hulkovan won't put his John.
Speaker 4: Henry on that contract. Number of opportunities.
Speaker 13: Nonetheless, if you would please come with me, mister Blassie,
Speaker 13: into mister Volkoff's position over here in the past, if
Speaker 13: Alfredd you a hopsacked race would be something I'd like
Speaker 13: to see.
Speaker 4: But maybe you could just have a little seat over there.
Speaker 13: All right now, Nikolai, this next guest, I can't wait
Speaker 13: to see the expression on your face for this one,
Speaker 13: because this is gonna.
Speaker 1: Be he I mean to me, it looks like he
Speaker 1: really has no clue what's going on? Or Nikola? Nikola,
Speaker 1: of course, he doesn't no clue. He looks like but
Speaker 1: I mean, he looks like that this next thing is
Speaker 1: a complete legit surprise. Like you got to look at
Speaker 1: his face because he just does not know what to
Speaker 1: make of this, like almost like he's trying to understand
Speaker 1: who this person is.
Speaker 13: And s someone very very important to you, a big
Speaker 13: surprise for you. Now, let's hear the voice.
Speaker 18: Nikolai, remember the summers we spent swimming in the bulga?
Speaker 1: Here we go, idea, I don't remember.
Speaker 18: Remember surely you remember the time we took the trip
Speaker 18: to Gorky Park and we got sick on the rides.
Speaker 4: Who could that have been?
Speaker 13: Don't don't surely you remember now.
Speaker 18: Your very own sister from your hometown.
Speaker 1: I no, God, Like they think it's funny that her
Speaker 1: name is older. They think that's comedy, right well, and
Speaker 1: and I again, he just does not. I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: I could. Maybe I'm totally naive, but he really does
Speaker 1: not seem to understand that he's being duped in a way,
Speaker 1: or that he probably doesn't even know what this is.
Speaker 1: Your life is never in the show, so he doesn't
Speaker 1: understand the format. It's like, are these people talking right?
Speaker 1: Who are these people?
Speaker 19: Like?
Speaker 1: Who's Freddy blasting? So nervous he is? I mean he's
Speaker 1: got this video because he's got this big dumb expression
Speaker 1: on his face like he's just not oh oh this
Speaker 1: is good, okay, yes, my sister, right, my sister. I
Speaker 1: mean she's you know, got your typical you know, Eastern
Speaker 1: European Russian get up with the you know, the Babushka
Speaker 1: and all that shit.
Speaker 18: We are so proud of him and ivan Grad. He
Speaker 18: has made all of Russia famous. Every week, relatives from
Speaker 18: all over Russia come to watch for news of nikolae
Speaker 18: I on TNT. Ivan Grad is a very poor town.
Speaker 18: Money there, says scarce as a heat wave in Siberia.
Speaker 18: Growing up was very hard, but even then we knew
Speaker 18: nikola I was special. He was always making little jokes
Speaker 18: to keep our spirits high. And when we have the
Speaker 18: great scope production of Peter and the Wolf, guess who
Speaker 18: plays the cat?
Speaker 17: What are the performance?
Speaker 8: Free curtain comes.
Speaker 5: In him.
Speaker 18: He is always making little Russian animals from the pieces
Speaker 18: of weather beaten wood, wonderful.
Speaker 8: His skin is a carver.
Speaker 18: We are so proud of nicolaid, this is really touching.
Speaker 13: Yes, oh my god, have these two out here and
Speaker 13: your sister, I must say you, there's a there's a
Speaker 13: resemblance when the high chick bones and yes, there's a resemblance.
Speaker 4: You should be very proud.
Speaker 18: I have something very special I brought with me. It's okay,
Speaker 18: I present to Nikola Nikolai. For years they sat on
Speaker 18: the man to peaks of our little one room cottage.
Speaker 13: Nicola.
Speaker 1: He loves the idea of this, of this completely. He's
Speaker 1: such a child, he's laughs like those juveniles ship. He
Speaker 1: doesn't understand. This is not funny, like it's it's pathetic.
Speaker 1: It's what it is, and which he has is like
Speaker 1: a like a baby picture of Nikolai, but it's his
Speaker 1: adult head super imposed on a baby. It's fucking funny
Speaker 1: all the time. I'm raw they put up on the
Speaker 1: titan try. Oh god, him cackle, I mean with that
Speaker 1: stupid front tooth. He laughs, Yeah, you know, just he's
Speaker 1: such a such a goofball.
Speaker 23: Look at her head on that Olive that Nicolai.
Speaker 8: What I like to do with this picture?
Speaker 4: You know what I like to do with this picture,
Speaker 4: whatever you wish.
Speaker 18: I like to hit him over the hit with it,
Speaker 18: bang bang some far he is for Let me tell
Speaker 18: you for what When we were little?
Speaker 7: We were poor?
Speaker 18: Right right? Everybody else the family is all working sixteen
Speaker 18: eighty twenty hours in the field. What is Nikola doing
Speaker 18: telling ripple jokes? He's carving animals out of what make himself.
Speaker 1: Like a wrestler? He sounds like a douchebag?
Speaker 21: Nicholas, How could you do this to me? They saved much?
Speaker 5: What did I do?
Speaker 1: He says? He says it, He's no fucking clue.
Speaker 4: What's happening?
Speaker 1: Literally means what do I do next?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 1: Or it's like or it's like he's trying to get
Speaker 1: part of me. He's part of me thinks right, part
Speaker 1: of me thinks like he's he thinks that this is
Speaker 1: actually his sister, you know, like he doesn't understand, like
Speaker 1: he's learning to remember his childhood. That's you know, he's
Speaker 1: got a different memory than she has because she's not
Speaker 1: his sister.
Speaker 21: So I could go to ballet school in leth.
Speaker 18: He steals the money and by this horrible.
Speaker 21: Outfit he's wearing, no that he is wearing my dream
Speaker 21: in Ivan. God, they don't want to rename it Nicolay.
Speaker 21: You know what they want to do with they you
Speaker 21: want to hang you in the main squares.
Speaker 1: Well, it's it's just it's it's anarchy. It's anarchy. It's
Speaker 1: just insane, Anna Karenina archy, Yeah, yes, And I just
Speaker 1: who is this woman? Right, I'm fascinated, Like how do
Speaker 1: they source these women? Probably like a local theater company
Speaker 1: my guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I would imagine, I mean, you know, and
Speaker 2: and again there's there's certainly no shortage of actors there,
Speaker 2: you know, they got big theater scene and in uh
Speaker 2: in d C.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: So it's yeah, just it's is fucking insane. Again, what's
Speaker 1: the idea for like Nikolay's character development? Like if I
Speaker 1: see this right, the next time I see Nikolay, I
Speaker 1: can't take him seriously. And he's a he he had
Speaker 1: a proven money player are about him at a certain
Speaker 1: point in time, and you're like purposely sacrificing that because
Speaker 1: he happens to sound Russian and you can do some
Speaker 1: yuck yuck, you know that. That's kind of the thing.
Speaker 1: It's like in a vacuum and in and of itself,
Speaker 1: it is kind of like fun risk taking. But do
Speaker 1: you have to do it with guys that actually we
Speaker 1: believed in in the ring for years. You know, right,
Speaker 1: do you have to reduce them to complete caricature parodies?
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you do. I guess you do.
Speaker 1: But uh, yeah, the world got to meet Nikolai Volkoff's
Speaker 1: sister once upon a time on Tuesday Night Titans who Knew?
Speaker 1: Just bizarre?
Speaker 2: And then up next is uh the the Adrian Adonnis makeover.
Speaker 2: Here I only have the intro to this one. Jean's intro.
Speaker 2: I didn't get much.
Speaker 9: This was just.
Speaker 1: Ye's.
Speaker 3: Have you ever heard the expression that there is nothing
Speaker 3: sure except change. Well, here's a change that took place
Speaker 3: that none of us are quite sure. We're looking at
Speaker 3: Adriana Donnas during his reign with Dick Burdock as Tang
Speaker 3: Team Champions of the World. Somewhere along the line, Adrian
Speaker 3: came of the influence of manager Jimmy Hart had emerged
Speaker 3: as adorable Adriana Donnas. And let me tell you, folks,
Speaker 3: looking like this takes work.
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Speaker 1: So it's a Donnas and Johnson versus Murdoch and Atlas
Speaker 1: and Johnson versus Murdock and Donnas, and they're exchanging rights
Speaker 1: and spit flies for Murdock's face and Atlas hits a
Speaker 1: leaping head butt. Murdock bales and bumps and then Adnna
Speaker 1: snatches him and holds him down as Dickie drops the
Speaker 1: elbow and Donna's comes in throwing. I'm pretty sure this
Speaker 1: is the match where Donnas and Murdock take the straps
Speaker 1: off of Okay Johnson and Atlas who had beat this
Speaker 1: wild Samoans. We've seen both of those matches during the
Speaker 1: course of the Colosseum collection, both Atlas and Johnson winning
Speaker 1: the titles, and I believe it was Allentown or maybe
Speaker 1: Hamburg and then a Donnas and Murdoch kind of swiftly
Speaker 1: taking the belts off at team that in Johnson and Atlas,
Speaker 1: it seemed like they really wanted to make like the
Speaker 1: centerpiece of the tag team division during the national push,
Speaker 1: But there was, of course the disagreements with Rocky Johnson
Speaker 1: and him taking some unapproved bookings at a time when
Speaker 1: Vince really was trying to consolidate his authority in that
Speaker 1: regard in Saudi Arabia of all places, taking a booking
Speaker 1: for a rival promoter, when Vince had designs on running
Speaker 1: the area himself, and so pretty soon relations chilled with them,
Speaker 1: and Tony Atlas broke off as a temporary singles baby face,
Speaker 1: And yeah, this is some representative of just how kind
Speaker 1: of neutered and cut off at the pass the Rocky
Speaker 1: Johnson Tony Atlass World tag title reign really was. So
Speaker 1: that's all to say. We show all this just so
Speaker 1: that we have some context what we're about to see.
Speaker 1: Where Adrian Donnis with his manager Jimmy Hart is sitting
Speaker 1: in a chair. He's in a chair and he's getting
Speaker 1: his makeoverdone and he's being all pampered and he's got
Speaker 1: the heavy makeup looking like a what's her name from Hairspray. Well,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, well, he actually does. He does
Speaker 1: look like the love child of gorgeous George and the
Speaker 1: drag queen divine divine who played who played? Who was
Speaker 1: the original Edna in John Waters Hairspray? No, right, that's
Speaker 1: what I was thinking of. Yeah, I think that's probably
Speaker 1: what he's going for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I imagine he's going for because Divine was was Uh.
Speaker 2: I forget if Divine was dead by that point or not.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I think no, because Hairspray came
Speaker 2: out in like eighty eight, I think, and a Donna.
Speaker 1: It's another legit badass that the fans had have learned
Speaker 1: to believe in, a great worker, a great promo, had
Speaker 1: sellouts with Bob Acklam for the world title of the
Speaker 1: Garden taken hyper seriously, much like Volkov was. And here
Speaker 1: comes Vince and he's going to recharacterize you when now
Speaker 1: look at the state of the man, look at how
Speaker 1: he's being portrayed here. It's just a it's just a
Speaker 1: complete disaster. This guy. It is funny. It is funny
Speaker 1: hearing him speak, yes, looking like this, because his voice
Speaker 1: is so you know, not. Yeah, he doesn't soften his
Speaker 1: voice at all. He just keeps it like with the
Speaker 1: the strong accent and everything. And uh, you know, Vince
Speaker 1: talks about how he just simply has to look his
Speaker 1: best and he says he'll be the next heavyweight champion
Speaker 1: of the world, which is supposed to be funny, you know,
Speaker 1: in contrast to his physical appearance, and Jimmy Hart is
Speaker 1: urging the salon folks to not hurt Adrian Adonis's hair,
Speaker 1: and a Donnas goes Jimmy, I don't want to look
Speaker 1: cheap and they laugh in studio that is that is
Speaker 1: a fun game, like what gets the audience out of
Speaker 1: T and T taping to pop? Yes? And when did
Speaker 1: they when are they silent? And Vince says, speaking of laughs,
Speaker 1: I mean, now, yeah, I don't make them look cheap.
Speaker 1: I'd don't don't let at the last laugh. Be careful
Speaker 1: what you say. Don't burn his hair, don't burn his hair,
Speaker 1: don't make him look cheap. I don't want to look cheap.
Speaker 1: You never look cheap, you know what I Okay, So
Speaker 1: something that kind of dawned on me during this segment
Speaker 1: is that what I find so fascinating and and you
Speaker 1: know what I find because when you when you take
Speaker 1: it on a little bit of a more literal uh uh,
Speaker 1: you know, make it a little more based on reality.
Speaker 1: These wrestling managers are once they hire, they have their
Speaker 1: protege here, their their charge. They immediately accept all their
Speaker 1: quirks and all their differences. Jimmy Hart's fucking doing rotisserie
Speaker 1: brisket for the for the funks. Here he is he
Speaker 1: is engaging and and helping uh Adrian Adonis with his
Speaker 1: with his his primping and his uh you know, his
Speaker 1: his beauty routine and stuff like that. Like it's really
Speaker 1: it's it's so wild to me. I mean, if you
Speaker 1: get a little bit more serious on it, it's an
Speaker 1: incredible show of accepting from the heel managers, you know,
Speaker 1: in terms of that, because like, in a way, you'd
Speaker 1: think it'd be the opposite. They'd kind of be like,
Speaker 1: why don't I want to be around someone like this,
Speaker 1: you know, But no, they accept all their quirks and
Speaker 1: they completely buy into it and have to celebrate it.
Speaker 1: It's it's a wild it's so hilarious to me that
Speaker 1: that that they I don't know, I just never I
Speaker 1: never really thought of that as a thing.
Speaker 2: Like these guys have to buy into all their you know,
Speaker 2: whoever they they end up managing, they have to buy
Speaker 2: into all their all their stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's true. They have to be the like
Speaker 1: a cheerleader, but almost like you know, just accept their
Speaker 1: baggage is like the highest and best version of this guy,
Speaker 1: right and take up the coach. It's a funny like
Speaker 1: psychological thing that I never really that's a good point,
Speaker 1: never even considered. They're so eager to please, so eager to.
Speaker 2: Like Heenan the same way, like think of all the
Speaker 2: people that Heenan has managed from, you know, like you've
Speaker 2: got to you've got to accept all these all these characters.
Speaker 1: Uh, you know, and they're there, you know, eccentricities, eccentricities,
Speaker 1: thank you, Yes, And Vince say, shouldn't he spend maybe
Speaker 1: a little more time on his physique as opposed to
Speaker 1: his outer look? Well, let me just say this. Earlier
Speaker 1: in the program, you saw a film that we did.
Speaker 1: Isn't it isn't isn't his outer look is you know,
Speaker 1: his physic. He is concidering about his outer look, and
Speaker 1: his physique is part of his outer look. Right, so
Speaker 1: you don't know what are you talking about? That is
Speaker 1: the definition of physique in a lot of ways. It's
Speaker 1: not internal. But Jimmy Harp points out that Adrian wants
Speaker 1: weigh three hundred and five pounds right now he weighs
Speaker 1: two sixty seven and slimming down. A close up of
Speaker 1: his nails being done and god that Donna says, it
Speaker 1: is very big surprise. I do everything in stride. Adrian says,
Speaker 1: what was that? Do we know? How how did he
Speaker 1: feel about this? He was fine with it, Yeah he was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he didn't care. I just cat jack. Yeah, yeah he was.
Speaker 1: You know, he was always a true like drug problem,
Speaker 1: this guy right coke in particular. We played the story
Speaker 1: on Dark Side of the Ring unheard that Brett told.
Speaker 1: It's all around. Yeah, you know how the fake Sammy
Speaker 1: Hagar got in the ring at the Garden one time
Speaker 1: and Adrian A. Donnas was kind of like the conduit
Speaker 1: to it, because he was the one that just, you know,
Speaker 1: just thought it was hilarious to do drugs with this
Speaker 1: guy and ran with this idea that it was the
Speaker 1: Van Halen r and then of course would meet a
Speaker 1: tragic demise in a car accident with Adrian Adonna's But yeah,
Speaker 1: I never got the impression that he was somebody that
Speaker 1: felt affronted by this. It was just so he's one
Speaker 1: of those guys that you know, when is that National
Speaker 1: Spotlight portrayal, that's how everybody remembers him. And then you
Speaker 1: go and watch like how serious of a heel he
Speaker 1: was before that, you know, yeah, seriously, he was taken.
Speaker 1: It's like, wow, like this guy, this guy really just
Speaker 1: gave it all up to fit this Vince McMahon. You
Speaker 1: know idea of this traveling circus, you know, all these
Speaker 1: characters and everything.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So they're going back and forth. He's saying, they
Speaker 1: don't know what nature is all about. These people, they
Speaker 1: don't know what feeling successful is all about. They don't
Speaker 1: know what feeling like a real person is all about.
Speaker 1: And I'm thinking, well, got them there, that's for damn sure.
Speaker 1: So yeah, he's just carrying on in the in the
Speaker 1: beauty chair and talking about how when you can look
Speaker 1: out in the backyard and see the azaleas and the
Speaker 1: flowers and the petunias and all my favorite plants and
Speaker 1: the birds singing, I'm telling you, there's nothing like it,
Speaker 1: especially when you have these lovely women taking care of you.
Speaker 1: So yeah, he's kind of he's kind of doing the
Speaker 1: gold dust and that, like right, they're trying to get
Speaker 1: the fans to like be homophobic towards them. But he's
Speaker 1: also surrounded by bucks and beauties, you know, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very weird. How much play on that. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I'm talking about money is no object and and it
Speaker 1: kind of ends with well, back up, we'll be back
Speaker 1: with more and we're gonna stay with the Donnas to
Speaker 1: see if there's any improvement in Adrian throughout tn T.
Speaker 1: And we're back with the killer Bees. And they coude
Speaker 1: that in here. Of course we don't get the killer
Speaker 1: blade next. Yeah, there's no killer right, I know they
Speaker 1: they do. The editing is very weird and there's no
Speaker 1: reason to keep that in exactly. They transition right to uh.
Speaker 1: Don Morocco is one extremely tough individual by any one's estimate.
Speaker 19: We go.
Speaker 3: Don Morocco has one extremely tough individual by anyone's estimate.
Speaker 3: The former uter contidental champion has faced the toughest opponents
Speaker 3: there are in putting some truly memorable matches with a
Speaker 3: heavyweight champion Hull Cogan. But where the Magnificent One relaxes,
Speaker 3: I must admit he does it with a particular shall
Speaker 3: we say stop?
Speaker 1: Yeah the match noise that was Morocco vers Hogan in
Speaker 1: a cage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, funny again. Another weird thing that that that
Speaker 2: is the only thing we see of Hull Cogan.
Speaker 1: It's it. Yeah, I mean, for those keeping score at home.
Speaker 1: As to how rare hul Coogan actually was during the
Speaker 1: Golden period home video releases, it's it's it's remarkable. I
Speaker 1: had to be that contract man just pay him too
Speaker 1: much to use them, so they just used him as
Speaker 1: little as they could in a very strange kind of
Speaker 1: reverse incentive way. So you have you. Mister Fujik was
Speaker 1: talking about the magnificent Morocco, calling him a beach bum.
Speaker 1: Vince says, if you let's go to the tape.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got I've only got I got one little
Speaker 2: bit from uh. Later on that he's when he's got
Speaker 2: all that oil on him.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So he's surrounded by women in bikinis and fuji
Speaker 1: on the set of Tuesday Night Titans, and he says,
Speaker 1: this is before the match and after the match and
Speaker 1: in between in the daytime. That's how often I get
Speaker 1: this done to me before the match, after the match,
Speaker 1: and what was the sacond in between the and in
Speaker 1: between the daytime? Okay, so all the time? Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: another way of say Flower's day. Vin Vinson says, mister Rocco,
Speaker 1: you travel with your lady friends all the time. I mean,
Speaker 1: is this is this an occasional occurrence. I want to
Speaker 1: learn more. Pal quite a bit of oil. He is, Moco,
Speaker 1: what do you.
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 5: What do you?
Speaker 12: What do you?
Speaker 5: What is this?
Speaker 1: Can tell me? How do you? How do you keep
Speaker 1: these women around? Do you pay them? Do they do
Speaker 1: you satisfy them? How do they sign documents? Do you sign?
Speaker 1: What is the what is the the disclosure arrangement that
Speaker 1: you have? How's the non disclosure agreement? Non disclosure arrangement?
Speaker 1: And this is where the oil hits his skin and
Speaker 1: he goes, oh, must have lots of oil. He talks
Speaker 1: about how the sun will come and penetrate his beautiful
Speaker 1: skin and make it gold. And he says, you know what,
Speaker 1: I do have a lot of problems sometimes, Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is where I got I got a lot of problems.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 12: I do have a lot of problems.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I have to have my bodyguards.
Speaker 4: Mister Fuji has to uh has to uh.
Speaker 1: He's doing a good job of right now.
Speaker 11: He has to cracking out screens getting down there, mister Fuji.
Speaker 1: Uh. But managers like him, people don't need enemy sometimes the.
Speaker 13: I love, Yeah, I would think so, but but does
Speaker 13: that not keep you on your toes, mister Morocco, and keep.
Speaker 11: You got on my toes, I got it behind my knees,
Speaker 11: I got out of my ears, you name it.
Speaker 5: That's why I got oil, thanks to mister Fuji.
Speaker 1: But we having a good time racking up, and I
Speaker 1: want my cross to be happy.
Speaker 5: Happy too.
Speaker 1: I'm very happy, mister Fuji.
Speaker 13: How much oil our case of oil per month? And
Speaker 13: ten w what's it your weight of the oil? Ten forty,
Speaker 13: ten forty? Yes, any good for motouncle oil? Like moil
Speaker 13: they skins come.
Speaker 1: It's like baby skin.
Speaker 5: Baby scary.
Speaker 8: Muscle comes all in between baby skin and make very tough.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm gonna say, mister Morocco, this is we thank
Speaker 4: you very much.
Speaker 1: Iran has nothing on us. Would say Iran has nothing
Speaker 1: on us. Iran is nothing on so much oil, right,
Speaker 1: I get it. He's got so much oil. My god,
Speaker 1: it's so fucking it's like it's just insane, it really is.
Speaker 1: It's just pure insanity. It's it's it's crazy what they
Speaker 1: fucking come up with. Like I know, like that's that's
Speaker 1: what I don't here's what we're thinking about. Yeah, right, well,
Speaker 1: well I only got an idea right.
Speaker 2: Do you think about this? What do you about oil?
Speaker 2: What do you feel about oil? What are your opinions
Speaker 2: on the oil scene, Vince.
Speaker 1: I don't really agree with OPEC and their artificial curving
Speaker 1: of production, of course, but what do you think about it?
Speaker 1: On your body, on your physical on your physical aperture,
Speaker 1: have aperture to gene. I've always believed that if you're
Speaker 1: going to have a nickname, back to the fucking nicknames.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jane.
Speaker 3: I've always believed that if you're going to have a nickname,
Speaker 3: especially one you give yourself, you better be willing to
Speaker 3: back it.
Speaker 12: Uphaps.
Speaker 3: Let's go to the studio as you have a chance
Speaker 3: to match wits with a self proclaimed masterminds manager, Bobby
Speaker 3: the Brain. Heenen, as we play Baffle the Brain.
Speaker 2: I've got the main part. I don't have the beginning
Speaker 2: where he talks about the manager of the year stuff.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, they're saying you're not officially manager of the year.
Speaker 1: He's saying, yes he is. As far as I'm concerned,
Speaker 1: I am, he says, as.
Speaker 2: Far as I am. That's always my favorite. As far
Speaker 2: as I'm concerned, I am Manager of the year. Yes,
Speaker 2: that's most people are like that.
Speaker 1: I feel absolutely Heenan continues to crack up. Lord l
Speaker 1: in ways convinced Loria Ali isn't supposed to be laughing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but Evince says, not exactly. But in any event, at
Speaker 1: one point, oh my god, you've actually given this segment
Speaker 1: unbeknownst to you a little You've you've actually given this, Yes,
Speaker 1: you did, he says, you've.
Speaker 13: But you've actually given this segment to unbeknownst to you
Speaker 13: a little title.
Speaker 4: What's the name of it? Baffle the brain, Baffle the brain?
Speaker 13: That should would be too difficult to Why don't we try?
Speaker 5: Well, wait a minute, don't set me up here.
Speaker 4: I don't know what questions you wouldn't ask me?
Speaker 15: What I was thinking that you always say you know
Speaker 15: so much about wrestling.
Speaker 5: I do, that's my life.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 15: Then I thought that maybe we'd ask a few questions
Speaker 15: and say, if you could answer them correctly.
Speaker 4: You don't try to embarrass me, aren't you.
Speaker 15: No, No, we wouldn't do anything about that, would we.
Speaker 1: Evan?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 15: Okay, the first one, okay, the first one of these
Speaker 15: questions you want to ask?
Speaker 18: Answer these, I'll let you know if I feel like
Speaker 18: I answering.
Speaker 15: Okay, is in three parts? The intercontinental title changed once
Speaker 15: in nineteen eighty five?
Speaker 5: What city?
Speaker 1: Baltimore, Maryland?
Speaker 15: Absolutely right? Who won the intercontinental title?
Speaker 1: That Tito Santana.
Speaker 13: Well that's real difficult since when you consider that answered
Speaker 13: that one, I mean the guy hasn't lost it, So
Speaker 13: who won?
Speaker 4: I mean we have had a title change since anyone?
Speaker 5: Is he playing this game?
Speaker 4: No, I'm the peanut section? Well, how do you do
Speaker 4: to them?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 15: Captain Louel Barno was once at tackle.
Speaker 1: How do duty is? Bob backman man? I want you
Speaker 1: to listen speaking of how do you duty? I want
Speaker 1: you to listen to the way Vince says your time
Speaker 1: is up. A little bit of North Carolina comes out.
Speaker 15: Oh my god, team champion himself. Two parts of this one.
Speaker 15: What was the name of the team and who was
Speaker 15: his partner?
Speaker 4: That's a good one.
Speaker 17: You're Tonytmore was not the name of the team.
Speaker 19: That was his partner and the team was called the Sicilians.
Speaker 1: Very good?
Speaker 15: Okay, applause?
Speaker 3: Not much, Fred Blessie, there's not much out here.
Speaker 15: Remember I say, long career, very well known as a manager,
Speaker 15: but he only managed one World Heavyweight champion. Two questions here,
Speaker 15: One who was that person and who beat him ultimately
Speaker 15: for the title.
Speaker 19: Freddy Blessing managed the Iron Chic.
Speaker 5: Right, He's not bad, is he?
Speaker 1: And the man that beat him is Hulk Hogan?
Speaker 15: Absolutely right there, you're not doing too bad that okay?
Speaker 12: Who held.
Speaker 15: Who held all three w WF championships in his career
Speaker 15: and is still wrestling today.
Speaker 5: Really well, now.
Speaker 19: You're talking about the World Championship, yes, the World's Tag.
Speaker 1: Team Championship and the Intercontinental the other three and he
Speaker 1: still rests.
Speaker 17: No, Bernie, this his brain, I think the wheels we
Speaker 17: don't right?
Speaker 5: Good? Okay?
Speaker 15: The last one here, name two current managers who are
Speaker 15: on the inside of the wrestling.
Speaker 4: Album, the rock and roll wrestling album.
Speaker 15: Yes, the one that's just out the wrestler.
Speaker 5: Jimmy Hart.
Speaker 4: Right, who's the other?
Speaker 12: Me?
Speaker 13: No? Wrong?
Speaker 4: No, you're not on the inside of wrestling album. You're
Speaker 4: you're wrong. No, I'm never wrong, You're wrong.
Speaker 24: One.
Speaker 4: Yes, inside there's Jimmy Hart and lu Al Battle. No,
Speaker 4: I don't believe that.
Speaker 1: He believe.
Speaker 19: No, you asked me who was the wrestling managers in there?
Speaker 19: Jimmy Hart, Loui Albano and who else? You mentioned somebody else?
Speaker 19: You didn't mentioned me to do that?
Speaker 23: Oh no, no, wait, no, I'm not now quit.
Speaker 3: Trying to make a phot on me out here.
Speaker 13: I don't know you do that.
Speaker 4: I can do that without you. I mean, I mean yeah, that.
Speaker 5: Way, I mean right, I'm right.
Speaker 19: The whole thing I mentioned it was Captain little Banto.
Speaker 19: I said Louis Banno and Jimmy Hart.
Speaker 4: Didn't.
Speaker 1: He didn't say I did this thing.
Speaker 3: You heard me, didn't.
Speaker 5: See. I knew you guys are gonna set me up
Speaker 5: one back with the others.
Speaker 4: The others were, okay, No I named them.
Speaker 5: I named them all.
Speaker 19: Yes, I said lou Albano and Jimmy Hart except for that. No,
Speaker 19: I did say Loui Albano.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, who do you think.
Speaker 13: I did say Louis Bano?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 4: You did not. You heard me say.
Speaker 1: Back tracking.
Speaker 13: Ye, Unfortunately, mister Heena is leaving your premises in protest.
Speaker 1: That's good stuff. Yeah. I wonder if he actually was
Speaker 1: put on the spot to answer those trivia questions. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean it kind of sounds like
Speaker 1: it in a way. He answers them like not with
Speaker 1: a comedy or time like comedic timing. He just answers
Speaker 1: them like, yeah, he's thinking really hard about it, right
Speaker 1: he does, You're right, and more lejet that he gets
Speaker 1: it right, you know. Uh So we move on to
Speaker 1: the Hillbillies now and Piper and all and all that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's Jesse Ventura in a ring Cowboy Bob Orton
Speaker 1: and Roddy Piper. We get a glimpse of a six
Speaker 1: man where they take on Hillbilly Jim, Uncle Elmer and
Speaker 1: cousin Luke.
Speaker 2: And it's kind of wild because yeah, because they yeah,
Speaker 2: this don't they this is weird because they they show
Speaker 2: a little bit of this match.
Speaker 1: And with Jean's intro, then they go to the studio.
Speaker 1: Then they show them match again again. Yeah, what the
Speaker 1: fuck is going on? It's very fucking weird. But here
Speaker 1: this is a this is Jean's intro.
Speaker 3: Here talk about a match made in heaven. Jesse Ventura,
Speaker 3: Cowboy Bob Barton, and rowdy Roddy Piper team up in
Speaker 3: a six man tag against the hill Billys, Jim, Uncle Almber,
Speaker 3: and cousin Luke.
Speaker 1: And that's and then then then you go to the studio. Oh, bizarre.
Speaker 1: It's very weird. There. You get Uncle Elmer and his
Speaker 1: honeymoon and his bride Joyce about ready, we're told to
Speaker 1: tour the Tunnel of Love and they make some you know,
Speaker 1: kind of un toured remarks about that. You ever been
Speaker 1: to the Tunnel of Love up in Niagara Falls? No,
Speaker 1: but if I got a few moments on the weekend,
Speaker 1: you'll be lucky. Appreciate the invitation. Now I'm booked, you're booked,
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Well, in any event, I'm going to take
Speaker 1: you an out of a match that I'm sure that
Speaker 1: you and a will long remember. So this is but
Speaker 1: you know who's not booked, Dennis Damp. This is Vincent
Speaker 1: Piper going back and forth on the set of Tuesday
Speaker 1: Night Titans. And then Piper explodes to the promo saying,
Speaker 1: I do want to say something. This match. You're going
Speaker 1: to see the difference between the caliber a bunch of
Speaker 1: fat slob hillbillies that come in there wearing four hundred
Speaker 1: twenty pounds and the different caliber professional wrestlers like Ace
Speaker 1: and myself. You just go ahead and take a look
Speaker 1: at it. Piper was fired up and high on these sets.
Speaker 1: Oh you can tell him he's fucking oh god, he's
Speaker 1: gone man oh man, he is on a rocket ship.
Speaker 1: I do believe that this match is from the when
Speaker 1: they show the matches from the sun Dome. Oh really
Speaker 1: in Tampa December nineteenth. N fascinating. Yeah again, vent tour
Speaker 1: wrestling so much later than I appreciated inf oh for sure,
Speaker 1: despite that career ending injury. So it's a pure six brawl.
Speaker 1: They're slugging away. Jesse's in their feeding elm Or. This
Speaker 1: was on Saturday Night's Maine event. By the way, this matchup,
Speaker 1: I believe, yes, yes it was. So this is Jesse
Speaker 1: actually not just being the voice of snmy but actually
Speaker 1: wrestling on the show. He's in there feeding Elmer and
Speaker 1: that's saying something. Uh Ben's an Enan. We're on the call,
Speaker 1: and Heenen suggested, Jesse warned me, you'd be like this.
Speaker 1: As we begin the vincok Man Bobby Heenan Chemistry, Piper
Speaker 1: is a headbutting hill billy Jim who hulks up and
Speaker 1: returns fire. Piper reaches for the tag but he can't
Speaker 1: get it, so he slaps Jim over and over and
Speaker 1: what a paint brush job. Vince McMahon says, backs Jim
Speaker 1: to the corner tags in Ventura, while Orton throws at
Speaker 1: him from the apron. Jesse with her right hands and
Speaker 1: some clubbing shots, and Orton gets in with a running elbow.
Speaker 1: Piper gets in a lot of quick tags from the
Speaker 1: heel side. Hill Billy Jim blocks him and hits him
Speaker 1: and tags Luke. Heenan says, I don't know how you
Speaker 1: can tell them apart. And Luke is throwing sledgehammers at
Speaker 1: everyone and they're popping with each successive blow, double back,
Speaker 1: sandle and a slam. Tell me why that worked. I
Speaker 1: have no fucking idea why sledgehammer? No, No, the fucking
Speaker 1: that's the hillbilly thing. Oh yeah, I know, like the
Speaker 1: whole fucking this. I don't get why this was. It
Speaker 1: gets so popular. Yeah, hill Billy Jim was, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was the hillbilly thing. I
Speaker 1: think it was just that Hillbilly Jim was Hull Cogan's
Speaker 1: associate in eighty six. It was kind of positioned as
Speaker 1: Hull Cogan's best friend. But then, how can you get
Speaker 1: this fucking uncle uncle Elmer and there you care so
Speaker 1: much about his fucking wedding, like, what is this ship? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they kind of went that way after hill Billy Jim
Speaker 1: slipped on the floor but broke his leg in the
Speaker 1: middle of the biggest push you would ever hope to get,
Speaker 1: and they just needed a cousin, Luke, I think, to
Speaker 1: fill in the dates. And then here comes Tuesday Night Titans,
Speaker 1: and we have this platform to do these fucking you know,
Speaker 1: skits and these things that involve wrestlers but have nothing
Speaker 1: to do with wrestling itself. And yeah, there's Uncle Elmer.
Speaker 1: I mean, you can't if you're Vince, you're not going
Speaker 1: to resist that temptation to do something crazy. He's fantastic.
Speaker 1: He's fantastic, that's right. So the pier six brawl breaks out.
Speaker 1: Orton drop so fucking you why it was a wide load?
Speaker 1: Pell Why this guy eats a lot? Pier six brawl
Speaker 1: breaks out Orton, it's a drop kick, and Elmer throws
Speaker 1: his weight at Aventura very least, but Orton blindsides Luke.
Speaker 1: Cousin Luke and he and and of course says he
Speaker 1: must have tripped and just lost his footing and Piper
Speaker 1: puts the sleeper hole on Luke and falls on a
Speaker 1: seat and goes limp and the heels win back to
Speaker 1: the studio with rowdy roddy Piper and Bob Orton Jr.
Speaker 1: They're a plodding and jeering. As Vince said, did you
Speaker 1: not categorize that as a typical cheap victory?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I got this, uh this, some of this
Speaker 2: here for up until up until well you'll see where
Speaker 2: it ends.
Speaker 13: But but you not categorize it as a typical cheap victory.
Speaker 4: Cheap?
Speaker 14: No, no, no, no no, not not considering I got
Speaker 14: paid three times as much as they did, as I will,
Speaker 14: I wouldn't considered about fifty grand I wouldn't consider that
Speaker 14: a cheap victory. I wouldn't consider a cheap victory because
Speaker 14: they want to go out and retain all kinds of
Speaker 14: stuff about us, and all of a sudden they want
Speaker 14: to play big time. They get there, they get their
Speaker 14: butt knocked down. They're sitting down there like a lady
Speaker 14: on Saturday night. Menersit down there, boom, and they're sitting.
Speaker 4: Quite well for themselves, and.
Speaker 1: Fear staff on the body.
Speaker 24: Piper put the man to sleep right there, I mean,
Speaker 24: right in front of God and everybody putting to sleep daddy.
Speaker 4: Serious, he looks serious. How that Bruno Sammartino?
Speaker 1: What more? All right, Well there's your shirt. More garlic,
Speaker 1: more garlic, more garland. Listen, I'm not gonna twist my
Speaker 1: arm on that one. Please. Then Vince makes reference to
Speaker 1: h Piper's track on the Wrestling Album, which, as we
Speaker 1: recently discussed, was what is it it's supposed to be?
Speaker 1: Go fund yourself? He replaced, He replaced the words I'm
Speaker 1: trying to remember what it is? Oh for everybody instead
Speaker 1: of fuck everybody? Right, And they kind of talk around
Speaker 1: that and don't really address that on the fact that
Speaker 1: it's that it's a pun. Vince says to Piper, that's
Speaker 1: a nasty looking piece of chewing. Piper high as fuck
Speaker 1: is asked if he would be voted the best single
Speaker 1: vocal performer on the Wrestling album and and he would
Speaker 1: be right. Didn't he win that one? He did? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's where he breaks. Heats the podium, right, collapses. He
Speaker 1: want something just I mean, he he's a mess. He's
Speaker 1: a real mess on this fucking thing. He's like an overload.
Speaker 1: But at the same time he's like slowed way down.
Speaker 1: He's like almost his voice. Yeah, you know his voice
Speaker 1: is so I mean, he says he lost his voice,
Speaker 1: but he's a fucking mess.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They talk about, you know, if you want to
Speaker 1: find the true meaning of the title of my song
Speaker 1: on the album, will like the Beatles deal where you
Speaker 1: got to play it backwards and you need to have
Speaker 1: a high IQ. Orse. Piper put it one of over
Speaker 1: twenty one to figure it out. And yep, Piper's voice
Speaker 1: is shot for whatever reason. I don't know if he's
Speaker 1: just screaming on a promo or what, but he sounds
Speaker 1: raspy as hell, and he does. I mean, he sounds
Speaker 1: like he just woke up after, you know, an all nighter,
Speaker 1: which she did of course, yeah, of course. Then says
Speaker 1: hopefully you'll take care of your voice so in the
Speaker 1: future you can come back and join us, and Piper goes,
Speaker 1: your hair looks nice, it's not receding anymore. Oh and
Speaker 1: then Vinn says, I had it fixed, and thus perhaps
Speaker 1: the genesis of Vince Wear's two day right right here
Speaker 1: on Tuesday Night Titans. It could be probably go back
Speaker 1: to gene a little retrospective on the now famous Fuji
Speaker 1: Morocco productions. Oh yeah, more of this shit. Here we go.
Speaker 1: Acting seminar in coming.
Speaker 3: A little retrospective on the Nile famous Fuji Morocco productions,
Speaker 3: along with a seminar on acting.
Speaker 8: The Sling Podcast, the wrestling podcast that knows the boys
Speaker 8: need their candy. It's the Lapsed Fan. He's a lapsed
Speaker 8: fan wrestling podcast with Jack and Carnacio and JP sorrow.
Speaker 1: Sounds fine and yeah, no, totally listen.
Speaker 2: Listen because if honestly, I I wish I'd had the
Speaker 2: advice and the teachings have Don Morocco, you know, fifteen
Speaker 2: years ago it would been so useful.
Speaker 1: It would have been, but it was not to be. Apparently, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I wait a minute, it is Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: got some Moroco foodie stuff. Yeah so I got this
Speaker 1: is uh uh. I believe it ends up with Vince
Speaker 1: pitching the clips from the stuff, and I've got all
Speaker 1: the do it the clips. But first, here's the here's
Speaker 1: him again. I don't remember what the whole thing and
Speaker 1: I know what he pitches to, but Morocco says something beforehand, there's.
Speaker 11: The look I love so much and you do love me,
Speaker 11: or you wouldn't have taken on the set for me
Speaker 11: like you did at the nurses station.
Speaker 4: Now prove you love me with a kiss.
Speaker 18: Go home and kiss your wife.
Speaker 4: You know I'd only be thinking of you.
Speaker 11: She doesn't understand me. I can be myself with you.
Speaker 11: I need you, Louise. We've got so much going for us.
Speaker 11: Don't let that fact that I'm going back to my
Speaker 11: wife spoil a good thing for.
Speaker 4: Both of us.
Speaker 18: Do you ever stop and listen to yourself.
Speaker 9: You don't make sense.
Speaker 26: It's your face and your lips that have me so confused.
Speaker 26: You'll understand someday, maybe not today, but it'll be all clear.
Speaker 26: So too, you got to know I love you. Now
Speaker 26: kiss me and let me go home with a smile.
Speaker 18: Stop it, stop it, forget him on?
Speaker 12: What are you trying to do?
Speaker 3: Kill me to beg with him?
Speaker 9: You're not gonna get away this time.
Speaker 23: You're very grateful, and that with out number five to one,
Speaker 23: they look like good odds.
Speaker 9: To me from where I'm sitting, I'm gonna take care
Speaker 9: of you. Hand over that gun belt.
Speaker 4: Don't make me laugh.
Speaker 1: So this is this is now the Western Yes, this
Speaker 1: is Fuji bandito. And what's hilarious too, is if if
Speaker 1: you look at this supposed saloon, I mean it looks
Speaker 1: like it looks like the bard of the FW all right,
Speaker 1: like it does not look anything like a saloon at all.
Speaker 1: I mean it's got wood paneling. It's awful. It's just
Speaker 1: it's dreadful.
Speaker 5: I want that bell.
Speaker 4: I'll show you who's the fact.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, that's going on here.
Speaker 2: That's Mula, right, Mula comes in. She's dressed as a
Speaker 2: as a as a as a woman.
Speaker 1: And then shoot interviews. Morocco would always been fun of
Speaker 1: how for some reason they just thought it was the
Speaker 1: funniest thing in the world to make Mulla his love
Speaker 1: interest in every skit he ever did. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: guess it's funny to kill her in this one. So
Speaker 1: shootout in the salute bar.
Speaker 8: I love you, I love you.
Speaker 4: I don't need a glass.
Speaker 23: Should still be alive if you hadn't come to town, Ringo,
Speaker 23: you killed my little Now.
Speaker 5: It's going to be my pleasure to kill you, big mess.
Speaker 8: Marshall's dead.
Speaker 2: And oh and now this is so now this is
Speaker 2: the last one. This is Fuji Chan, which is obviously
Speaker 2: a play on the Charlie Chan movies.
Speaker 1: It's just I don't know he's dead.
Speaker 18: The stone is missing.
Speaker 12: If only that great detective from Honolulu.
Speaker 23: We're here, ladies and gentlemen, Inspector for chan greetings.
Speaker 14: I'm sorry I'm late for number one song Daddy like
Speaker 14: do on lown of morning, cause.
Speaker 1: We should say he who hesitates gets the worm.
Speaker 17: Aw man, And look here, y'all, what's going down?
Speaker 1: I understand you have murder here tonight.
Speaker 4: What makes you think it was murder?
Speaker 13: Great scott Man, Professor Biggers is lying on the floor
Speaker 13: with a knife in his.
Speaker 21: Back, and the Sassafras stone is missing.
Speaker 4: Sounds like circumstantial evidence to me.
Speaker 1: A clue will speak for himself.
Speaker 23: That alibi like smell of old lunch, cannot stand the
Speaker 23: taste of time.
Speaker 1: There it is the taste of time. That's the line.
Speaker 1: He calls out. I just brewing the ship out of him.
Speaker 1: They are as they go back to this TNT set
Speaker 1: their boom Morocco like crazy, and Vince's I gotta say,
Speaker 1: every time I see that, it's the worst piece of
Speaker 1: acting ever. That's awful.
Speaker 2: Here I got that, I think, to the Okay, I
Speaker 2: get a thing until they get through some Morocco stuff here,
Speaker 2: But here we go.
Speaker 13: Every time I see that, I mean, that's that's the
Speaker 13: worst piece of acting ever.
Speaker 4: That's awful. Are you kidding?
Speaker 11: This is but there are traces of Fellini and that
Speaker 11: you see the cutaways, the shot and the pants.
Speaker 1: He said Fellini, didn't he? He said Fellini?
Speaker 2: And and what I don't understand is Vince was talking
Speaker 2: about your acting and now you're talking about Fellini, right,
Speaker 2: And it's it's very different director because because he's director,
Speaker 2: and I know he's now he's talking about visual style
Speaker 2: and whatever.
Speaker 1: But oh, this is, this is it's like a mockery
Speaker 1: of himself.
Speaker 8: It is.
Speaker 4: I mean, there are traces of of of Robert Redford,
Speaker 4: like in the Robert Redford.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, there's there's so there's so many subliminal things.
Speaker 11: There's so many, there's so many great aspects.
Speaker 1: So that you you don't have the depth, you don't
Speaker 1: have the perception in your mind to feel this.
Speaker 4: You see. All I can say is you've never given
Speaker 4: it all to yourself. You've never given in to be
Speaker 4: able to get against the World champ.
Speaker 13: You've never given in to be able to my knowledge, however,
Speaker 13: you have not received one legitimate offer from Hollywood, not one.
Speaker 16: Well, the all the agents have been clamoring. I have
Speaker 16: been missed food entered my mail. They've been coming in
Speaker 16: all over the place, and you have had one thing off,
Speaker 16: whereas of course they've offered, they've offered. My wrestling schedule
Speaker 16: is extremely demanding.
Speaker 1: I see, this training schedule is extremely demanding. And you know,
Speaker 1: no one fulfills as many commitments as I do. He says,
Speaker 1: But I've become obsessed with this whole business, this whole
Speaker 1: acting challenge, and this whole new career with myself and
Speaker 1: mister Fuji. I've become obsessed with it. And he says,
Speaker 1: the only answer to really set this off is to
Speaker 1: go to Hollywood, gett an agent and sent his material
Speaker 1: to the studios and so there, yeah, you go, We're
Speaker 1: on our way to Hollywood. Jesus, oh yes, and yes, uh,
Speaker 1: I don't have any of any of this this part,
Speaker 1: but and says, would you mind, you know, since you
Speaker 1: started all this, if we followed you with our T
Speaker 1: and T cameras to see how that session goes, and
Speaker 1: of course it would be Don Morocco's pleasure. And that's
Speaker 1: that's exactly what happened. And they go to a secretary
Speaker 1: in the office and she picked the phone and says,
Speaker 1: mister Gelden, fine, yes, we have a mister Morocco and
Speaker 1: mister Fuji to see you. And Fuji says, did you
Speaker 1: get a load of this pad? Did I tell you
Speaker 1: this was Hollywood? They're just sitting in like a totally
Speaker 1: nondescript almost looks like a pediatrician's office.
Speaker 2: It's right, it's it's not even at all, even for
Speaker 2: back then. It's just it's not an office for that,
Speaker 2: you know. I don't know how, I don't know if.
Speaker 2: Again they're trying to play him off as being a
Speaker 2: bad agent or or or a good agent, but it's
Speaker 2: it's it's just it's not good.
Speaker 1: There's a comment that, you know, everything is all white,
Speaker 1: and Fuji says, looks like snow all the time for
Speaker 1: mister Fuji confusion. Confucia say, man who has patients while
Speaker 1: fishing will catch more fish, so we'll catch the right agent,
Speaker 1: I think is what he said. Agent, Okay, but it
Speaker 1: looks like snow all the time. For Don Rocco too
Speaker 1: on the road. Oh yeah, right, whatever it was, it
Speaker 1: just got it got the corpsed Morocco. He put his
Speaker 1: head in his hands and started cracking up the.
Speaker 2: The uh and I love that they turned to another
Speaker 2: guy who's waiting to be seen. Yes, and this guy
Speaker 2: has been waiting.
Speaker 1: There for three days, three days, three days.
Speaker 2: He's been waiting for a fucking meet. So he apparently
Speaker 2: has not left this office for three days.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I don't know what security's like in
Speaker 1: this building, but it doesn't seem to be good. No,
Speaker 1: clearly not. And they continue talking and that they're going
Speaker 1: to exchange a videotape I think it is or something
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: Well, they got a videotape of the basically the the
Speaker 2: the sketches there, the right, you know, the skits, the
Speaker 2: Fuji vice and all all those things. They're going to
Speaker 2: show it to the agent and basically show him his
Speaker 2: He's they're going to show the guy his real is real,
Speaker 2: all right, his.
Speaker 1: Acting as oppose to fake exactly exactly. So yeah, he's
Speaker 1: he's getting all he's getting all like irritated that he's
Speaker 1: not being taken seriously as an actor. Is Don Morocco.
Speaker 1: That's kind of the yeah me too. You call yourself
Speaker 1: an agent? Who are you an agent for? Arnold the Pig,
Speaker 1: Benji the Dog? Look, guys, why did you go back
Speaker 1: to wrestling? You're never going to be a producer. You're
Speaker 1: never going to be a director. And he says, I'm
Speaker 1: great at wrestling. This is Don Morocco. I mean, I
Speaker 1: mean he fucking laughing that. The agent guy laughs at
Speaker 1: right in his face writ in Don Morocco's face as
Speaker 1: by his performance, it's it's tremendous. It is very straightforward.
Speaker 1: And then he says, I'm telling you get right now,
Speaker 1: get out of my office. So they're there's a there's
Speaker 1: a reality version of get out of my office. And
Speaker 1: then they approach some security guards in a parking lot,
Speaker 1: say they're here to see the head man calls himself
Speaker 1: Magnus of Morocco and you know this is my compatriot here,
Speaker 1: mister Fuji. And they say, gentlemen, I've never heard of
Speaker 1: you before. And you want to see mister Johnson, who's
Speaker 1: in charge of the studio here, and to do that
Speaker 1: you need an appointment and out so your name on
Speaker 1: the list here again again, this is not a real studio, unbelievable,
Speaker 1: like like the studios that you know when you think
Speaker 1: about a movie studio. This is a rental spot. Again.
Speaker 1: You rent out studio space to film your thing. And
Speaker 1: it's like it's it's I don't know if this was
Speaker 1: the only Again, I wonder, I'm very curious why why
Speaker 1: this was chosen and if they understood what this actually was,
Speaker 1: you know, like that, it's it's a not like a
Speaker 1: no one's holding meetings here, you know, no one's no one's,
Speaker 1: no one's green lighting a movie. You know, they're they're
Speaker 1: this is where you make your movie. You film your
Speaker 1: movie here when you know, I imagine it's cheaper than
Speaker 1: filming on like the Universal Lotter whatever. So it's just
Speaker 1: it's wacky. At some point they flash forward to like
Speaker 1: an ivy wall and they say, we've been to MGM,
Speaker 1: We've been to Universal, We've been to Paramount. Now we're
Speaker 1: at oh no, Raley Studios. Yeah, man Udio again, Man
Speaker 1: Raleigh Studios. It's so fucking weird. So yeah, they're trying
Speaker 1: to get trying to get in, trying to get put
Speaker 1: in a good word. And he says, you know, sometimes
Speaker 1: we know Christmas can get a little rough. The kiddies
Speaker 1: don't get all the goodies. They want the trees a
Speaker 1: bit bare. We can make life very happy and very
Speaker 1: interesting for you, and the talking about the rest of
Speaker 1: your family are you offering me a bribe, sir, No,
Speaker 1: it's not a bribe, a personal favor that we're doing
Speaker 1: you by letting the studio grow. So he's or bribe
Speaker 1: his way into Hollywood because he's just so such a
Speaker 1: natural for it, you know, that's the the idea. And
Speaker 1: he talks about that, goof hold Cogan filming this cartoon
Speaker 1: show coming up, and they say, uh, he's starring in it,
Speaker 1: which is funny because not only is I mean well,
Speaker 1: they say he's filming, he's filming, make any sense, doesn't
Speaker 1: make any sense. You're not filming an animated show his
Speaker 1: voice either, and wrestler isn't even Hulk Cogan's voice, right,
Speaker 1: it's fucking it's fucking uh, everybody loves Raymond there. What's
Speaker 1: his name, Brad Garrett, Sure, Oh my god, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's it's it's jumbled mess. But Morocco getting across the
Speaker 1: the still simmering feud with with Hull Cogan, yep. And
Speaker 1: then Jean's getting makeup done, yep.
Speaker 2: He's he's actually filming. I guess he's filming the whatever
Speaker 2: you call it, oh, whatever you call the things that
Speaker 2: come in between. You know, you film before you go,
Speaker 2: you go to the to your main show, you have this.
Speaker 2: They introduce it and then they cut back to you
Speaker 2: before commercial break. Oh, I can't think of it now, like, uh,
Speaker 2: I can't think of it. But it's it's like it's
Speaker 2: like the like dinner in a movie, you know, the intertition. Yeah,
Speaker 2: kind of interstitials where you kind of come back and forth,
Speaker 2: you know, commercial breaks and whatever.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, so a Morocco and food. You walk in and
Speaker 1: what are you, gentlemen doing here? Well, we realize you're
Speaker 1: film and Hulk Coogan's Rock and wrestling and no one,
Speaker 1: of course, what great actors we are, he says, what
Speaker 1: great skills we have. We've come to bail you out, gentlemen.
Speaker 1: I'm okay, yeah exactly. They say there's no scripts with
Speaker 1: either of you written in. So I just don't see
Speaker 1: that there's a place here. No scripts for these guys.
Speaker 1: I find that hard to believe. And so they're about
Speaker 1: to like walk out and or at least try to fight,
Speaker 1: and sais, gentlemen, on second thought, I believe we do
Speaker 1: have something for you. Come on if you would. And
Speaker 1: then they're on the set and Jane is there, Gene
Speaker 1: Jenoklands already there working on the whole Coved Rock and
Speaker 1: Wrestling show, and they show him talking about the special
Speaker 1: guests that they have and all of that, and he
Speaker 1: interviews Jene Okerland, Jenokalan interviews mister Fuji and welcomes into
Speaker 1: Hull Coven's Rock and Wrestling. It's your pleasure for us
Speaker 1: to be here, Me and Jane, me and Gene. He says,
Speaker 1: your pleasure for us to be here, Your pleasure yep,
Speaker 1: and talks about a letter. He has a fan letter
Speaker 1: from a Mikey Milani, Semi Valley, California, and he says
Speaker 1: that he has seen Morocco and Fuji and Fuji general
Speaker 1: and all the rest and his acting prowess, and he says,
Speaker 1: just you know, you're doing a great job. Loving kisses
Speaker 1: from a wonderful fan. And so they're looking through the
Speaker 1: letters and stuff. I know that he's part time watching Mikey.
Speaker 1: What does he know? See, I don't know why I
Speaker 1: wrote that one down. I know he's part time watch
Speaker 1: hard time Mikey. Mikey. That must be the letter. Oh
Speaker 1: oh oh, oh oh oh, mike Yeah, little Mikey is
Speaker 1: from Semi Valley.
Speaker 12: Is the.
Speaker 2: Is the the person who wrote this letter that was
Speaker 2: apparently addressed to Don Morocco, despite no one knowing if
Speaker 2: Don Morocco was going to be in the fucking building.
Speaker 1: How does he know?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 13: Got it?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 1: How does he? Yeah, that's what he means by what
Speaker 1: does he know? It's very confusing. I mean, Hulk is
Speaker 1: definitely not down with this whole thing and didn't understand
Speaker 1: why it was kept on your tape. You know exactly,
Speaker 1: Oh why Morocco. I know you might have a hard
Speaker 1: time believing this. Listeners, but Gene Okland at this point
Speaker 1: and the tape, confesses that he's running out of things
Speaker 1: to say about Rowdy Roddy Piper. I don't think ever
Speaker 1: runs out of things to say about anybody, right, I
Speaker 1: don't think he ever runs out of things. He says,
Speaker 1: He's always got something. Just when you think it's all
Speaker 1: been said, he'll come up with something different. And here
Speaker 1: for the Christmas T and T show, Piper gives his
Speaker 1: own version of the Dickens classic a Christmas Carol. Oh yeah, oop, sorry,
Speaker 1: I have this whole thing here for you.
Speaker 3: I for one, am running out of things to say
Speaker 3: about this man. Yeah, just when you think that it's
Speaker 3: all been said, he'll come up with something different here
Speaker 3: for the Christmas P and T show his own version
Speaker 3: of the Dickens classic a Christmas Carol, and he likes
Speaker 3: to call it Ebene's or pipe.
Speaker 1: I you know, I didn't do that if we've done
Speaker 1: this one, so I don't get it. Yeah, it's available.
Speaker 4: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't record it. Go listen to it. It's if
Speaker 1: I cannot have to put what put this on again?
Speaker 1: I'm happy. It's just, you know, he's in his pj's
Speaker 1: and the ghost of Christmas present past they come in
Speaker 1: and chains and he makes a whole bunch of smart
Speaker 1: alec remarks and tries to write comedy.
Speaker 2: And and and they and the you know, the guy
Speaker 2: playing Marley is like stereotypically Jewish and stuff and yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, it's all it's just.
Speaker 1: It's such a goof thing. Yeah, it's such a fucking
Speaker 1: gool it's it was. It was seasonally appropriate when we
Speaker 1: did it around Christmas time. Yes, yes, for sure, find
Speaker 1: it in the archives as we get a bit of
Speaker 1: repetition here. But one thing we do see for the
Speaker 1: first time, Boss is the heart foundation on the dating
Speaker 1: game or the mad.
Speaker 2: O My God, So okay, to set this up here,
Speaker 2: you've got I'll get well, I'll let I'll let Gene
Speaker 2: do his thing first.
Speaker 3: The Heart Foundation, jim the Anvil, Night, Heart, Bread, the
Speaker 3: hit Man Heart aren't accomplished and successful team out of
Speaker 3: the guidance of Jimmy Hart is the mouth of the sop,
Speaker 3: So go ahead. There is, however, another similarity. All three
Speaker 3: of these young men are bachelor's and as such, our
Speaker 3: T and T producers thought it might be interesting to
Speaker 3: recreate a popular TV game show to see just how
Speaker 3: what would work with three young members of the World
Speaker 3: Wrestling Federation. So here's the game where love is the prize.
Speaker 5: As we start the mating game, so.
Speaker 2: Vince calls this woman Phoebe Yes. He does, and so
Speaker 2: I just I had done a quick search for phoebe
Speaker 2: yes TNT mating game and the name Phoebe Zimmerman came up,
Speaker 2: and I just did a quick search, and yes, it's
Speaker 2: very I'm pretty sure it's her. I mean, she has
Speaker 2: a LinkedIn and she is I mean, and she's from Bethesda,
Speaker 2: Maryland and she is a voice actor. Now she's a
Speaker 2: voice actor and does an audiobook production as well as
Speaker 2: read's audiobook on her website. She's got a whole thing
Speaker 2: of of demos and TV spots and whatever, and yeah,
Speaker 2: and she's available for work.
Speaker 1: She's available for interviews. Sadly, sadly, I'm sure she is. Sadly.
Speaker 1: You know, she does not mention in her job experience.
Speaker 1: I shot a scene for WTNT. But you know, if
Speaker 1: you look at her, you know, she has her head
Speaker 1: shot up on her LinkedIn. It's it's very clearly it's her.
Speaker 1: I love it, you know, like, you know, obviously she's what.
Speaker 2: That was forty years ago, so she's you know, she's
Speaker 2: a little bit older now, thirty years ago whatever, forty
Speaker 2: years ago.
Speaker 1: I guess Jesus, that's that is sobering to say the least. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, so that's pretty crazy. Talk about how long
Speaker 1: a man should last? What do you think? Oh my god, here,
Speaker 1: obviously this one I have the whole fucking thinking. This
Speaker 1: is just Brett Hart nineteen eighty five. Okay, yep, yep.
Speaker 1: Did he talk about this in his book? He did
Speaker 1: not talk about the Maiden Game in his book. Wow,
Speaker 1: just like he didn't talk about the European rampage flirtation
Speaker 1: that we yeah, we know. I wonder if that'd be
Speaker 1: interesting to find out what if what if phoebe uh
Speaker 1: you know, I found out what was behind those glasses,
Speaker 1: found out what was going on. Maybe maybe maybe she
Speaker 1: was a target for the hitman.
Speaker 13: Here we go, so start making up your mind by
Speaker 13: firing away with questions, if you would please, And remember
Speaker 13: this is a family shot, So go ahead.
Speaker 8: So excited? Okay, okay, bash or number one?
Speaker 15: How do you know?
Speaker 13: And it's the right time to kiss a girl for
Speaker 13: the first time?
Speaker 7: Well, you see, there's certain parts of your body man
Speaker 7: to send off that.
Speaker 1: I mean right for right there, I mean, come on,
Speaker 1: well we're starting off very promising.
Speaker 5: M hm.
Speaker 1: Certain they're part certain parts of your body. Okay, Jimmy,
Speaker 1: I don't need I'd never want to hear Jimmy Hart
Speaker 1: talking about certain parts of your body. Ever. Ever, til
Speaker 1: Brett talks about ravaging her body, I can't.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 7: He does signal and then man, my feet start moving,
Speaker 7: my legs start grooving, and then my old lips they
Speaker 7: start cooning the words, and every girl wants to hear.
Speaker 5: Man, that's what I know.
Speaker 12: It's the right time.
Speaker 1: What was that even mean? Rhyme words? Together, my lips
Speaker 1: start quoting and they and that means it's the right
Speaker 1: time rooning, I think he said crooning. Whatever, God, all right.
Speaker 4: Bash their number two.
Speaker 10: I know how long you can last in the ring,
Speaker 10: but how long can you last in the bedroom?
Speaker 8: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: I mean? This is?
Speaker 2: I guess it's late night television. I suppose you know,
Speaker 2: later night television, you know, eight to ten or whatever.
Speaker 4: I guess.
Speaker 1: No, we're not here, Like you said, two hours was
Speaker 1: only was a short short lant Yeah, but they might
Speaker 1: still have been Nonetheless, it's that's so direct, you know
Speaker 1: it is. I mean, she's asking, she's asking how long
Speaker 1: till he comes? How long till you Tuesday night? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's the la Fan Wrestling podcast, the wrestling podcast
Speaker 8: that knows the boys need their candy. It's the Lampsed
Speaker 8: Fan He's fan wrestling podcast with Jack and and Jpso.
Speaker 1: Let me put it this way.
Speaker 12: I can last to the ring for least at least
Speaker 12: a couple of hours, but at nighttime I could pretty
Speaker 12: well say from my past experiences, I could go all
Speaker 12: night long.
Speaker 1: This sounds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he definitely does. I mean, also, you know, a
Speaker 2: couple hours is good to you know, Brett, you don't
Speaker 2: have to go all night long. But from you know,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's not what his father taught him. That's exactly, even
Speaker 1: in the bedroom. Even in the bedroom, have some discipline,
Speaker 1: all right, Brett.
Speaker 9: Number three?
Speaker 18: If I was to see fireworks while I was making
Speaker 18: love to you.
Speaker 1: Again, yeah, aren't they just coming out with toys around
Speaker 1: this time? Yeah? Yeah? Making love to Jim the anvil nightheart.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, all right, it's fine, listen all
Speaker 1: I'm I'm just saying, look, it's fine. I'm glad that
Speaker 1: was your your conclusion, because that was my takeaway as well.
Speaker 13: Yeah, exactly would I'm more than likely think of a
Speaker 13: roaming candle, a sparkler, or a wet fuse.
Speaker 4: Well, let's put it this way. Let's put it this way.
Speaker 3: What are you familiar with the nuclear crisis in Russia?
Speaker 1: With the crisis. Oh, he's horrible, he's crisis fucking mess,
Speaker 1: this guy. Crisis. Yeah you could say that again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a crisis happening, right, fucking idiot.
Speaker 20: Deep burning desire that leads to a maximum climax.
Speaker 1: I can't believe my ears. Some kind of stuff. Russo
Speaker 1: couldn't even get across the transom.
Speaker 9: I know, I know.
Speaker 2: Climax Jim Knightheart's climbers. Never need to hear Jim Knightheart
Speaker 2: say the word climax.
Speaker 1: Ever explosion.
Speaker 4: Okay, back to you number two.
Speaker 7: Do you consider yourself to be more of an arm wrestler,
Speaker 7: a leg wrestler, or a tongue wrestler?
Speaker 12: Oh my god, Well, I can wrestle with my arms,
Speaker 12: and I can wrestle with my legs. But since I'm
Speaker 12: from a very cold climate in Calgary with the mountains,
Speaker 12: I know he's always run. I could always lick my nose.
Speaker 1: I got a lot of lick his nose. You can
Speaker 1: always lock his nose. He's being too boisterous. It doesn't
Speaker 1: it's not him. It's not his natural state at all. No,
Speaker 1: he is fucked, actually at the time fucked. I'll get
Speaker 1: it all right, load it up with so much fucking
Speaker 1: shit drugs, all right, the Adrian Donna's cocaine days, Yeah,
Speaker 1: hear him. Tea is just fucking fucked up.
Speaker 12: Practice.
Speaker 4: And by the time I grew up, I could lick
Speaker 4: my eyebrows.
Speaker 1: So the fuck does that even mean? In a big
Speaker 1: tongue and you can eat that pussy. I listen, I
Speaker 1: get that, and I'm listen. Great, I'm all for that.
Speaker 1: Why don't I don't understand how you can lick your eyebrows?
Speaker 1: I also don't understand why this is something you want
Speaker 1: to talk about to try to seduce this young woman.
Speaker 1: You realize being able to lick your eyebrows means you
Speaker 1: can completely cover your eye with your tongue, Like, no,
Speaker 1: you can't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like yeah, I mean that's your tongue extends for
Speaker 2: like another four or five inches.
Speaker 1: Please, I'm a tong wrestler and all at all fossil
Speaker 1: to the uh cats.
Speaker 4: Yummy yummy.
Speaker 7: Okay, number one, what is your idea for play that can't.
Speaker 15: Well?
Speaker 7: First of all, man, this this never fails.
Speaker 15: I'd like to take you over to my part.
Speaker 1: First of all, man, oh so hot, Jimmy.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I turn the lights way down low, take out
Speaker 7: some baby old man, and all up my megaphone and
Speaker 7: stick it right in your ear and sing.
Speaker 18: The most beautiful love songs you've ever heard in your life.
Speaker 7: You know that's that always works for me.
Speaker 12: Man.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: The post that we were in Alaska on our first
Speaker 3: date and we were stranded in the snowstorm?
Speaker 7: What would you do to keep me warm?
Speaker 24: Number three?
Speaker 4: What does the anvil do to keep a young woman warm?
Speaker 8: Desolate?
Speaker 18: Cold, freezing igloo type area?
Speaker 12: What?
Speaker 13: Many? Many men?
Speaker 1: Many things, But since this is a family.
Speaker 4: Show, I won't get too intricate.
Speaker 1: But it wouldn't be nice.
Speaker 7: Let's go back to number one again.
Speaker 18: Why would I want to make love to you more
Speaker 18: than the other bachelors?
Speaker 7: Oh my god, Well, I think bachelor number three just
Speaker 7: came down with a case of TV. I think that's
Speaker 7: called twin bellies.
Speaker 17: And the guy we're at.
Speaker 7: Number two, he's use this greasy, greasy kid stuff me. Hey, baby,
Speaker 7: the don want a professional wrestler?
Speaker 13: No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Number two I'm reminded of. I'm reminded of of grumpy
Speaker 1: old men. Yes, Jimmy Hard is a regular. Don Juan,
Speaker 1: no wonder the ladies, Don Juan anything.
Speaker 13: I was a love sick girl and you were doctor
Speaker 13: feel Good, what would be your cure?
Speaker 12: Well, you see, he's the greatest.
Speaker 2: Definitely listen, I'll say, doctor feel Good is in You
Speaker 2: better believe that.
Speaker 12: Professional rest And what I would do if I was
Speaker 12: going to make a poor little girl like you feel
Speaker 12: better is that slap a sleeper hold on you, put
Speaker 12: your sleep and throw on the shoulder fireman's carry.
Speaker 4: Then I'd running up to.
Speaker 1: My room and I rep Oh, my god, Brett, no
Speaker 1: wonder he doesn't talk about this in this book. Sleeper
Speaker 1: hold you gonna knock her out and then not take
Speaker 1: advantage of her. He's gonna fucking He's gonna fucking Okay,
Speaker 1: they did this firemans carry her? Hey, they did this,
Speaker 1: b They aired it on us A see they re
Speaker 1: aired it on their home video release. That's how spent
Speaker 1: they were with a job done here. It is, It
Speaker 1: is just on.
Speaker 2: It's unbelievable what they what they did here, absolutely absolutely atrocious.
Speaker 13: Anyway, here we go, so start making up your mind.
Speaker 1: What happened? He ravager? That was the key moment. I
Speaker 1: know where did it go? I know it's the key moment. Dear, Oh, don't.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 12: What I would do if I was going to make
Speaker 12: a poor little girl like you feel better? Is that
Speaker 12: slap a sleeper hold on you, put your sleep and
Speaker 12: throw you over my shoulder firement's carry.
Speaker 13: Then I'd run you up to my room and I'd
Speaker 13: ravage your body. All right?
Speaker 5: Maybe time.
Speaker 1: Tell us who that's just like dark, ravage your bodies.
Speaker 1: He's how cold? Like you still think that's hot? Put
Speaker 1: a choker fucking unconscious first, I mean even even as
Speaker 1: a as a The thing is he's high. He's high.
Speaker 1: We get interview her to see what she thought about
Speaker 1: some of this dialog. I mean seriously, because like like
Speaker 1: what I what what I'm what I And this is
Speaker 1: just my speculation. I don't want to there's no true
Speaker 1: accusation here. I'm not trying to say anything.
Speaker 2: Is that this is what he would do because in that,
Speaker 2: in this moment, I think his answers are completely honest. Absolutely,
Speaker 2: in this moment, I'm not saying he'd actually do it,
Speaker 2: but like in his mind, in his drug riddled mind,
Speaker 2: right now, this is what he would do.
Speaker 1: To her, and he thinks it's hot. All right, you
Speaker 1: want him to say, I mean, Julia approves. I'm saying,
Speaker 1: this is a man. Okay, this is a man. You're
Speaker 1: damn right, best there is there was best ever? Will
Speaker 1: bet you only choose one choose I'm not going out
Speaker 1: with any of those morons. You're damn right.
Speaker 13: Who is the lucky guy?
Speaker 8: Is it?
Speaker 13: Bachelor number one? The Bachelor number two bachelor number three. Remember,
Speaker 13: you can only choose what one.
Speaker 8: You gotta be kidding.
Speaker 15: I'm not gonna go out with those morons.
Speaker 4: You're not going to go up with any of them
Speaker 4: at all.
Speaker 8: Getting out of here, color me gone, Okay, let her go.
Speaker 7: Vince wanna go?
Speaker 5: What a real power, a real.
Speaker 25: Good enough for a start?
Speaker 7: That's right, man, turns us down, nobody trys Come on,
Speaker 7: who cares for good?
Speaker 5: Or what a dog man?
Speaker 4: Because no second chance?
Speaker 13: Gentlemen, We do apologize for this, but well, nothing like
Speaker 13: this has ever happened.
Speaker 5: And in the entire history of the mating game. Phoebe
Speaker 5: is out. She's disqualified for being I think a.
Speaker 13: Poor, sport stupid well, whatever you think. However, she loses
Speaker 13: all on her chests to split ten thousand dollars with
Speaker 13: one of these bachelors. However, fortunately, our wise producers have
Speaker 13: always had a contingency plan for almost any crisis, and
Speaker 13: especially such a disaster we've just screened. So we have
Speaker 13: thousands of girls who really wanted to be the bachelorette,
Speaker 13: and as a backup, we have a special backup dating.
Speaker 13: One of them is standing by backstage. She has been
Speaker 13: patiently waiting in the wings and listening to the responses.
Speaker 4: I'm sure of our.
Speaker 5: Three super bachelors. So you'll be able to make a
Speaker 5: hopefully she'll be able to make it.
Speaker 4: You'll be able to make a choice.
Speaker 13: Well, we'll have a substitute for the very ill mannered
Speaker 13: and ill tempered Phoebe. So please, everyone, won't you give
Speaker 13: a warm welcome to our substitute, Miss miss Yolanda Jones.
Speaker 1: Comes out looking at pat from the huge mole on
Speaker 1: her face, I said, I wrote, she looks like the
Speaker 1: love child of Melissa McCarthy and stell Getty and she's
Speaker 1: got a huge mole on it, which was Vince's thing
Speaker 1: with Gillian Hall too. Remember he thought it was so
Speaker 1: funny to have a huge hole on a woman's face. Yeah,
Speaker 1: ugly and the boogeyman ripped it off and ate one times?
Speaker 5: Right, all right?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 13: First, Yolanda, have you have you heard the answers given
Speaker 13: by our three.
Speaker 18: Bachelor You bet your buns I have hunt.
Speaker 21: They were all wonderful, but I can't wait to get
Speaker 21: my hands on bachelor number three.
Speaker 5: Faction number three.
Speaker 13: Is Jim the Anvil, Night Heart Anvil, come on out
Speaker 13: and meet your London and wait wait a minute, you're
Speaker 13: not going anywhere now. I'll ever remind you that you
Speaker 13: have signed a contract, all three of you dead and
Speaker 13: when you met your bachelor at it clearly states that
Speaker 13: you must go out on the afore mentioned date once
Speaker 13: you have met the lady in question.
Speaker 4: So therefore it is now official.
Speaker 9: It is an obligation, that is it.
Speaker 1: She loves cracking. Yeah, oh yeah, he's a mess, Jimmy,
Speaker 1: what's that on her face? Jimmy has his hand over.
Speaker 5: Yeah, real cute.
Speaker 7: I'm laughing.
Speaker 3: My guts ound.
Speaker 1: Me too. Yeah, I think that's a perfect question. That's
Speaker 1: a great my got sound. That is that is not
Speaker 1: exactly what happened here as we toured ww's most Explosive
Speaker 1: TNT show Explosive tn T show. It is a weird
Speaker 1: fucking tape. And I don't know, like if you didn't
Speaker 1: know about this stuff, like you must be thinking, like
Speaker 1: what the hell was that? No wrestling, no matches, nothing,
Speaker 1: just nothing, just bizarre, bizarre, fucking incongruous, like wrestlers being
Speaker 1: paired with concepts that don't go together and punchlines that
Speaker 1: don't land, and people just fucking going insane and calling
Speaker 1: it entertainment. You know, acting out acting like children. So
Speaker 1: we do hope you enjoyed it. It is a centerpiece
Speaker 1: of any Colisseum home video collection and we will see
Speaker 1: you next time when we reach back onto the shelf,
Speaker 1: Boss and pull out the latest installment.
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