WEBVTT 1 00:00:14.320 --> 00:00:17.640 And we're back laps fan rushing. The podcast The Colisseum 2 00:00:17.679 --> 00:00:24.760 Collection brings us to WWF's explosive TNT Show Edition twenty 3 00:00:24.839 --> 00:00:28.280 five in the home video series and Boss, give me 4 00:00:28.320 --> 00:00:31.879 that crackle and wavy noise and the sound of silence. 5 00:00:35.759 --> 00:00:37.600 Silence had a sound in the eighties. I don't know 6 00:00:37.600 --> 00:00:40.280 what it was it did. It's well, it's called tape hiss. 7 00:00:40.359 --> 00:00:43.000 It wasn't the absence of sound. I can tell you that, No, 8 00:00:43.079 --> 00:00:45.280 it was. Definitely it was a crackle of tape, is 9 00:00:45.280 --> 00:00:47.200 what it was. And federal lot at the time provided 10 00:00:47.200 --> 00:00:50.359 severe civil and criminal penalties as well. None that had 11 00:00:50.359 --> 00:00:55.039 a little buzz that's good did really well there. If 12 00:00:55.079 --> 00:00:56.679 I have to watch one more documentary, by the way, 13 00:00:56.679 --> 00:00:59.759 that starts with like someone inserting his tape and with 14 00:01:00.280 --> 00:01:03.719 machine stop. Look, I get it, I get it, all right, 15 00:01:03.920 --> 00:01:06.760 we've all we've been saying it for for We've been 16 00:01:06.799 --> 00:01:09.359 saying it for eleven years now, So shut the fuck up. 17 00:01:09.879 --> 00:01:13.400 Blue screen. Colisseum Video presents no columns. Yet still all 18 00:01:13.400 --> 00:01:15.680 the look out for it, No we got I think 19 00:01:15.760 --> 00:01:18.719 pretty sure we have another two years before that I 20 00:01:18.760 --> 00:01:22.799 won't feel to note its absence. However, still and this 21 00:01:22.840 --> 00:01:26.319 is still Lady six right, Yeah, Yeah, it's pretty actually 22 00:01:26.400 --> 00:01:30.400 crazy how much time we've covered in the Coliseum collection. 23 00:01:30.519 --> 00:01:32.920 Like you think about how primitive those early tapes were, 24 00:01:33.319 --> 00:01:35.920 but at the same time, it's crazy how little time 25 00:01:35.920 --> 00:01:40.400 we've actually covered. You know, it's twenty five tapes and 26 00:01:41.640 --> 00:01:44.319 it's been a little over a year amount of a 27 00:01:44.319 --> 00:01:48.400 little more year's time in terms of of tapes, Like 28 00:01:48.439 --> 00:01:50.959 there's still that many more to go, for sure. Yeah, 29 00:01:51.000 --> 00:01:52.560 if you look at how many more to go, there's 30 00:01:52.599 --> 00:01:57.319 still a huge twenty five tapes in a year and change. 31 00:01:57.599 --> 00:01:59.480 They are fucking making as much money as they can. 32 00:02:00.200 --> 00:02:02.799 Logo for the WWA home video. We get the constellation. 33 00:02:02.879 --> 00:02:04.959 It began over five thousand years ago, but you already 34 00:02:04.959 --> 00:02:05.200 know that. 35 00:02:05.280 --> 00:02:09.280 I guess, well, well, you know before for over five 36 00:02:09.319 --> 00:02:12.159 million years before, there was a civilization and entertained the 37 00:02:12.199 --> 00:02:16.000 masses with predetermined physical altercations and an attempt to create 38 00:02:16.000 --> 00:02:17.080 emotional reactions. 39 00:02:17.280 --> 00:02:20.960 I'm surprised they went to the trouble of reinserting a 40 00:02:21.039 --> 00:02:24.639 new verbiage all these years later. They studied, practiced, and 41 00:02:24.680 --> 00:02:28.719 perfected this falsehood. They wore stretchable attire to showcase musculature. 42 00:02:29.319 --> 00:02:32.000 They used secret code words to inform their dance partner 43 00:02:32.039 --> 00:02:35.919 of what they should do next. They did it to 44 00:02:35.960 --> 00:02:41.240 create did to create emotion, did to create the illusion 45 00:02:41.319 --> 00:02:49.000 of competitive drive? Drive was the word that that sent me. 46 00:02:50.439 --> 00:02:55.719 It is playfighting, ah bro, it is sports entertainment. That's better. 47 00:02:55.960 --> 00:02:58.919 It is play fighting. We go back to the studio 48 00:02:59.000 --> 00:03:01.319 or means gioquolan. Is it a against a tan background 49 00:03:01.319 --> 00:03:06.000 with the two The lighting, the lighting is very different. 50 00:03:06.680 --> 00:03:10.199 They've they've they've got a new DP working here because 51 00:03:10.199 --> 00:03:15.080 it's definitely not as kind of flat like there's you know, 52 00:03:15.240 --> 00:03:19.599 there's there's dimension in Gene which you don't usually see. 53 00:03:19.719 --> 00:03:23.039 But I've got them here welcoming us to video Controls. 54 00:03:23.080 --> 00:03:26.080 Yes, yes, hello again everyone. This is Gene okerlhan On 55 00:03:26.159 --> 00:03:29.759 behalf of the World Wrestling Federation and Colisseum Video bringing 56 00:03:29.800 --> 00:03:34.120 you another program, the official World Wrestling Federation Home video series. 57 00:03:34.639 --> 00:03:37.719 This cassette is about some of the more interesting aspects 58 00:03:37.759 --> 00:03:42.199 of professional wrestling. We've received so much mail the subject 59 00:03:42.280 --> 00:03:44.960 has to have a videotape all of its owns, So 60 00:03:45.080 --> 00:03:47.360 right here, we're going to bring you the very best 61 00:03:47.439 --> 00:03:50.199 of a television show which has become the most popular 62 00:03:50.199 --> 00:03:54.199 program on cable TV and it is Tuesday Night Titans, 63 00:03:54.680 --> 00:03:57.840 or it's more popularly on as TNT. 64 00:03:58.120 --> 00:03:58.280 Now. 65 00:03:58.280 --> 00:04:00.719 It's very much like a talk show in that there 66 00:04:00.759 --> 00:04:03.120 is a host of the co host and guests that 67 00:04:03.159 --> 00:04:07.120 make appearances or intervals, with one important difference. All the 68 00:04:07.159 --> 00:04:12.159 guests on TNT are wrestlers, the superstars of the World 69 00:04:12.159 --> 00:04:15.240 Wrestling Federation, who not only bring footage of their action 70 00:04:15.680 --> 00:04:19.319 inside the squared circle, but also reveal that they indeed 71 00:04:19.360 --> 00:04:22.560 are people too, with their own talents and stories to tell, 72 00:04:23.040 --> 00:04:27.000 usually about wrestling, but sometimes about quite different matters, like 73 00:04:27.560 --> 00:04:31.519 the acting careers of mister Fuji and the magnificent Morocco 74 00:04:31.800 --> 00:04:35.439 Captain lu Albatawan cooking. There's lots to see here, so 75 00:04:35.560 --> 00:04:36.680 let's get to it right now. 76 00:04:39.079 --> 00:04:44.279 And Yeah, I don't know whether it feel underwhelmed or overwhelmed. 77 00:04:44.600 --> 00:04:49.199 I know it's it's a very like it's it's there, 78 00:04:49.399 --> 00:04:52.639 they're It's what I find to be amazing is that, 79 00:04:53.000 --> 00:04:55.680 like you said, it definitely feels like they're running out 80 00:04:55.680 --> 00:04:59.959 of shit. Yeah, do yet at the same time they 81 00:05:00.000 --> 00:05:05.360 I go for another four years with this same exact formula, 82 00:05:05.480 --> 00:05:09.759 the trifecta. The trifecta. It continues until through nineteen ninety. 83 00:05:09.959 --> 00:05:14.680 That's insane, I believe, and it's it's very bizarre that 84 00:05:15.279 --> 00:05:19.399 it's like the yeah, I don't know, I don't know. 85 00:05:19.439 --> 00:05:22.800 I mean, the fact that they have twenty twenty. 86 00:05:24.480 --> 00:05:29.720 Volumes of Best of the WWE is really remarkable to me. 87 00:05:29.959 --> 00:05:32.639 Like the fact that series went on for twenty volumes 88 00:05:32.839 --> 00:05:34.879 is unbelievable. 89 00:05:34.920 --> 00:05:39.199 It's a great call to me, absolutely believable. But first up, 90 00:05:39.199 --> 00:05:41.959 we've got this. And again, like I said, there are 91 00:05:41.959 --> 00:05:43.120 some of them that just need to be played in 92 00:05:43.120 --> 00:05:45.000 their entirety, and this is one of them. I want 93 00:05:45.040 --> 00:05:46.560 you to know by the way that Genie Oakerland was 94 00:05:46.600 --> 00:05:49.560 delivering that monolog had his eyeglasses in his hand, so 95 00:05:49.600 --> 00:05:52.839 that that makes you feel welcomed and comforted of course. 96 00:05:52.920 --> 00:05:55.439 Yeah, he's well, hey, hey, I see you there. I'm 97 00:05:55.439 --> 00:05:58.639 going to stop reading the newspaper. Welcome you all. Hello again, 98 00:05:59.120 --> 00:06:01.879 Jane Oakland. Nothing's gonna be video control. 99 00:06:01.959 --> 00:06:05.040 Oh hello, you know, yeah, yeah, nothing like people who 100 00:06:05.120 --> 00:06:07.680 use their eyeglasses as you know what I mean, a 101 00:06:07.720 --> 00:06:10.720 device I know. Oh, hi, like as if you're right there, 102 00:06:12.759 --> 00:06:14.879 take the glasses off and look out the window, and 103 00:06:14.920 --> 00:06:15.879 that means you have money. 104 00:06:16.399 --> 00:06:23.079 Yep, Yes, exactly exactly. Yeah, here, here we go. I 105 00:06:23.120 --> 00:06:24.720 don't know if you're ready for this or not, but 106 00:06:25.439 --> 00:06:25.959 here we go. 107 00:06:26.480 --> 00:06:29.759 You are not, I repeat, not going to see tom Yeah. 108 00:06:29.759 --> 00:06:32.759 I also, by the way, I did the Gene Okerland 109 00:06:32.839 --> 00:06:36.560 interview intros for every sad segment, this one. 110 00:06:36.439 --> 00:06:38.480 That's causing collection listeners have come to expect. 111 00:06:38.959 --> 00:06:41.759 Yeah, Ah Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas. 112 00:06:41.920 --> 00:06:43.399 Philichael Thomas, you will not. 113 00:06:43.360 --> 00:06:47.000 See honest cops risking their lives in heroic fashion. What 114 00:06:47.040 --> 00:06:49.800 you bought the witness is the more ReSpectacle. And I 115 00:06:49.879 --> 00:06:54.399 use that term advisedly. I'll mister his prize protege to 116 00:06:54.600 --> 00:06:57.759 Morocco who continue to insist in if they don't become 117 00:06:57.800 --> 00:07:00.920 major film stars, they can get his famous as actors 118 00:07:01.240 --> 00:07:02.759 on prime time television. 119 00:07:03.079 --> 00:07:05.680 Get ready here Cob supports fights. 120 00:07:07.920 --> 00:07:10.600 But that that's that theme song too, and sounds nothing 121 00:07:10.680 --> 00:07:12.959 like the Miami Vice theme theme song. No, it sounds 122 00:07:13.000 --> 00:07:15.959 like it sounds like a typical WWF television themes. 123 00:07:15.959 --> 00:07:23.839 So yeah, yeah, it's good. Of it's great, Like I 124 00:07:23.879 --> 00:07:25.519 love the bass theme song as f. 125 00:07:25.680 --> 00:07:28.079 It's one of the most legendary. Yeah, that's so great. 126 00:07:28.160 --> 00:07:31.959 In the air tonight, some of the greatest TV you'll 127 00:07:31.959 --> 00:07:34.519 ever see. Yea exact dun dung dun dung and dung 128 00:07:34.600 --> 00:07:46.439 dun dum dum. Got it. Boom boom. 129 00:07:46.480 --> 00:07:48.519 This dude must have been keeping some pretty fast company. 130 00:07:48.600 --> 00:07:51.079 Looking at the body of the beach. Love to know 131 00:07:51.120 --> 00:07:55.120 who these actors and actresses are. If anybody knows. 132 00:07:57.600 --> 00:08:01.199 It, it's definitely drug related. Let's been a shipment's coming 133 00:08:01.199 --> 00:08:03.560 down pretty soon, probably cooked, probably a big one. 134 00:08:04.480 --> 00:08:09.240 We look at Daisy's place. Yeah yeah, easy, lady, what 135 00:08:09.639 --> 00:08:11.519 a humanitarian my brother. 136 00:08:13.279 --> 00:08:14.639 I haven't seen him for years. 137 00:08:14.959 --> 00:08:15.920 I can't believe he could. 138 00:08:17.360 --> 00:08:17.600 One. 139 00:08:18.160 --> 00:08:22.399 Yeah right, worry miss drugs, he got involved in drugs. 140 00:08:23.399 --> 00:08:24.680 There come two of our vice cops. 141 00:08:24.720 --> 00:08:33.600 Now oujin Morocco, dude, your dad? 142 00:08:33.639 --> 00:08:34.200 For sure. 143 00:08:34.720 --> 00:08:36.559 A man here was wasted because of a big coke 144 00:08:36.639 --> 00:08:39.159 deal coming down the street. Hawk must be moving his 145 00:08:39.200 --> 00:08:41.600 stuff on the streets pretty soon. My friend here must 146 00:08:41.639 --> 00:08:42.720 have gotten in the way somehow. 147 00:08:42.879 --> 00:08:44.519 One my poor wand. 148 00:08:46.399 --> 00:08:46.720 All of this. 149 00:08:47.440 --> 00:08:50.480 She claims she's this guy's sister. Angelica says she hasn't 150 00:08:50.519 --> 00:08:53.279 seen him for years. I don't see the family. 151 00:08:52.960 --> 00:08:57.639 Resemblance's right there, right, wasted this. 152 00:08:57.519 --> 00:09:00.399 Guy pretty good, but even in mint condition, that wouldn't 153 00:09:00.399 --> 00:09:01.200 fit you to for a match. 154 00:09:01.279 --> 00:09:08.679 Sent I know we'll get him or her. This doesn't 155 00:09:08.679 --> 00:09:11.000 look like women's work to me. This guy was taken 156 00:09:11.000 --> 00:09:11.399 out by. 157 00:09:11.320 --> 00:09:13.879 I don't rule down anybody. Maybe we haven't caught the 158 00:09:13.919 --> 00:09:15.720 Seahawk pro while because we've been on the wrong scent. 159 00:09:20.440 --> 00:09:23.200 Angelica angelus at him his way out of lot. It 160 00:09:23.200 --> 00:09:25.840 sounds like a big pussy at the guy. 161 00:09:25.639 --> 00:09:28.639 Who offered your brother. Don't worry about a thing. You're 162 00:09:28.639 --> 00:09:29.320 in good hands. 163 00:09:29.399 --> 00:09:31.559 Now, come on, we'll get you. 164 00:09:31.480 --> 00:09:33.320 You try to drink for a poor working girl, and 165 00:09:33.360 --> 00:09:34.240 you got yourself a. 166 00:09:34.240 --> 00:09:44.480 Deal awful soap for working. So you see Angelica inside 167 00:09:44.480 --> 00:09:45.840 the nightclubs. It's right. 168 00:09:46.200 --> 00:09:48.120 I don't know why your lieutenant is acting the way 169 00:09:48.159 --> 00:09:50.639 that he is, but I don't trust him. One must 170 00:09:50.639 --> 00:09:52.720 have gotten mixed up with the wrong crowd, but I 171 00:09:52.720 --> 00:09:55.120 think he was trying to go straight. I'm sure that 172 00:09:55.200 --> 00:09:56.639 he was on his way to the police when the 173 00:09:56.679 --> 00:09:57.720 Seahawk caught him. 174 00:09:57.879 --> 00:09:59.840 The Sea Hawks buying out more than he could chew. 175 00:10:02.039 --> 00:10:05.120 The Seahawks gonna be bringing his cocade to town. He's 176 00:10:05.120 --> 00:10:07.879 gonna want some buyers taking up his hands. 177 00:10:08.360 --> 00:10:10.519 Well, you're looking at him, and we got a quarter 178 00:10:10.639 --> 00:10:12.919 million of the squad's money to play with. 179 00:10:13.559 --> 00:10:18.120 Let's think the high You don't think that behind the steat. 180 00:10:18.200 --> 00:10:24.480 It's possible thread driving some new wheels. He's cool alright 181 00:10:24.600 --> 00:10:27.440 without keep an eye on him. We'll hit the pavement, 182 00:10:27.639 --> 00:10:29.879 set up a meeting with the Seahawks and tell him 183 00:10:29.919 --> 00:10:33.279 more interested in buying what he's selling, Dan, we kneeled him. 184 00:10:34.600 --> 00:10:36.519 We'll go back to my place after you. 185 00:10:36.559 --> 00:10:41.240 Get the lieutenant. 186 00:10:45.840 --> 00:10:48.720 Yeah, let's go there it is. Let me hear it. 187 00:10:52.279 --> 00:10:54.440 Let's try our first and format mad at the mouth. 188 00:10:55.679 --> 00:10:58.519 The mouth this is where Daisy's wheelhouse factors at a 189 00:10:58.600 --> 00:11:01.159 quarter Yeah. Now there the phone. 190 00:11:00.919 --> 00:11:02.159 Boost pay you back next week? 191 00:11:02.679 --> 00:11:06.240 Yeah? Okay, Morocco with the collar pop by the way, 192 00:11:06.279 --> 00:11:06.759 am sure? 193 00:11:10.279 --> 00:11:10.360 Oh? 194 00:11:11.080 --> 00:11:18.360 I get this music problem? Man, I'm just and showing 195 00:11:18.399 --> 00:11:31.240 them interviewing people on the street to the destination they 196 00:11:31.360 --> 00:11:33.200 again can again. 197 00:11:33.759 --> 00:11:41.279 Game all right, right in the game. 198 00:11:42.320 --> 00:11:52.120 What they find I don't even remember this is they. 199 00:11:50.080 --> 00:11:53.039 Got this quarter of my answer buy a lot of happiness. 200 00:11:53.399 --> 00:11:57.279 Too bad, he'd below to Doggy Potman be surprised. 201 00:11:57.440 --> 00:11:59.559 Because the loss of the scuffle during the arrest, it 202 00:11:59.600 --> 00:12:01.679 could very easily find his way into our pocket. 203 00:12:04.480 --> 00:12:07.039 If they find the briefcase for cash. 204 00:12:09.000 --> 00:12:10.320 We're here to see the Seahawks. 205 00:12:11.639 --> 00:12:14.440 Oh no, they made a breakthrough, right did they talked 206 00:12:14.480 --> 00:12:19.519 to someone that gave them information? Right now they're on 207 00:12:19.600 --> 00:12:25.039 the boat. This is the angler. Yes, you two little 208 00:12:25.080 --> 00:12:29.159 boys lost loss bedtime store. 209 00:12:29.399 --> 00:12:33.200 Look like we have a quarter million to invest in 210 00:12:33.200 --> 00:12:34.039 the import business. 211 00:12:34.360 --> 00:12:36.240 But if you're not interested, we're in the wrong place. 212 00:12:37.519 --> 00:12:40.240 He dreadful monotone. 213 00:12:40.320 --> 00:12:42.519 We have a special today on a little nose candy. 214 00:12:43.080 --> 00:12:45.240 A quarter of a million can get you a snoopful. 215 00:12:46.000 --> 00:12:46.840 We're going to deal with a. 216 00:12:49.000 --> 00:12:50.000 Who is this dude? 217 00:12:50.759 --> 00:12:53.480 Don't worry about him. He's okay, he's from out of town. 218 00:12:53.679 --> 00:12:54.879 I want to get him a little some of that 219 00:12:55.000 --> 00:12:56.120 chases blues away. 220 00:12:57.320 --> 00:13:00.559 Let me see your business card. The see can't be 221 00:13:00.679 --> 00:13:01.360 too careful. 222 00:13:01.600 --> 00:13:03.480 Seahawk is supposed to be the big drug dealer here 223 00:13:03.559 --> 00:13:04.600 that's responsible for the. 224 00:13:07.519 --> 00:13:11.480 Impressive credentials. I'm sure the Seahawks will be glad to 225 00:13:11.519 --> 00:13:11.799 see you. 226 00:13:12.480 --> 00:13:14.759 Wait here, we're. 227 00:13:14.600 --> 00:13:18.279 About to become rich Eryld's partner. I can't ah you're 228 00:13:18.399 --> 00:13:22.440 talking ah nice work boys there. 229 00:13:22.559 --> 00:13:26.399 She is the supposed to sister of one you will 230 00:13:27.039 --> 00:13:28.360 is Seahawks. She's the drug. 231 00:13:29.440 --> 00:13:29.840 She is. 232 00:13:33.720 --> 00:13:35.639 Where the sea hawk? You're looking at it? 233 00:13:35.720 --> 00:13:39.639 If they sound so share, I know right, I don't believe. 234 00:13:39.399 --> 00:13:43.080 This plan worked perfectly. 235 00:13:43.200 --> 00:13:46.080 The two cops personally deliver a quarter of a million dollars. 236 00:13:48.360 --> 00:13:49.440 She takes the briefcase. 237 00:13:49.919 --> 00:13:53.039 Ye, what are you going to do to us? 238 00:13:53.360 --> 00:13:54.879 The same thing that happened to WM? 239 00:13:55.519 --> 00:13:56.600 You killed your own brother? 240 00:13:57.480 --> 00:13:59.559 Why one and I were no more related than your 241 00:13:59.639 --> 00:14:01.519 partner here they weren't related. 242 00:14:02.519 --> 00:14:06.679 Then he got smart wanted to go to Christian Yeah right. 243 00:14:06.919 --> 00:14:08.720 The Seahawks doesn't like competition. 244 00:14:08.879 --> 00:14:11.000 I should have never hired a man you can't trust him. 245 00:14:11.159 --> 00:14:12.919 Tie him up. 246 00:14:16.919 --> 00:14:18.720 So they've been tied to the mast on the boat. 247 00:14:21.120 --> 00:14:23.440 Nobody will try to stop us with two detectives tied 248 00:14:23.480 --> 00:14:24.039 to the front. 249 00:14:23.840 --> 00:14:24.240 Of the boat. 250 00:14:25.519 --> 00:14:30.240 Great plan filled on a show. 251 00:14:31.559 --> 00:14:36.840 Exactly right, we're gonna talk about ring boys been taking 252 00:14:36.879 --> 00:14:38.399 advantage of right, gonna be right? 253 00:14:38.519 --> 00:14:47.360 Yeah, higher up and show the coast Guard boat. Yea 254 00:14:47.799 --> 00:14:52.519 racing across the water to make the save. Those are 255 00:14:52.519 --> 00:15:07.720 the sirens. Looks like a. 256 00:15:21.679 --> 00:15:24.159 Department lease, braise your hands and drop your weapon. 257 00:15:31.559 --> 00:15:32.840 Man with this music was like. 258 00:15:33.080 --> 00:15:35.399 Once again, federal sorties are successful in their attempt to 259 00:15:35.440 --> 00:15:36.639 stop the local track. 260 00:15:37.279 --> 00:15:37.679 Can you make it? 261 00:15:38.759 --> 00:15:43.039 What's going on? One of the largest rings? 262 00:15:43.200 --> 00:15:43.600 Just a moment? 263 00:15:43.679 --> 00:15:45.279 Can you what's this bike? Can you make a comment. 264 00:15:47.799 --> 00:15:49.720 We're the ones and here are you gentlemen? Here are 265 00:15:49.720 --> 00:15:51.919 you Spice detectives, Morocco and food. 266 00:15:52.080 --> 00:15:53.480 We know what we're the ones who know about the drug? 267 00:15:53.600 --> 00:15:56.919 Right And are you expecting to reward reward? Of course 268 00:15:57.000 --> 00:15:59.240 we don't too, honest cops like us. We don't want 269 00:15:59.279 --> 00:16:02.039 any reward. We're doing for our country. And you knew 270 00:16:02.039 --> 00:16:04.200 all along that the seahawk was behind us. That's right, 271 00:16:04.840 --> 00:16:07.679 very good thinking. They to they we had them. 272 00:16:11.440 --> 00:16:14.519 So did they know she was seahawk all along? Was 273 00:16:14.559 --> 00:16:15.120 that the idea? 274 00:16:15.519 --> 00:16:15.720 Well? 275 00:16:15.919 --> 00:16:17.960 They only they knew. I think they just they found 276 00:16:18.000 --> 00:16:20.919 out when it happened. Can I ask you a question? 277 00:16:21.559 --> 00:16:21.679 Uh? 278 00:16:21.759 --> 00:16:26.000 Huh thoughts? Oh god, h. 279 00:16:27.720 --> 00:16:27.840 Uh. 280 00:16:28.960 --> 00:16:32.559 I don't even know where to begin. It's it's one 281 00:16:32.600 --> 00:16:37.919 of the most bizarre things. It's just like it's it's 282 00:16:38.039 --> 00:16:41.200 it's awful. Honestly, it's it's just awful. 283 00:16:42.240 --> 00:16:46.320 They're so bad that it's not necessarily saved by the 284 00:16:46.440 --> 00:16:50.639 fact that it knows it's bad, right, right, you know? 285 00:16:50.799 --> 00:16:54.159 It doesn't? Uh? 286 00:16:55.360 --> 00:16:59.440 I feel like if if if Fuji and Morocco were 287 00:16:59.440 --> 00:17:02.600 actually trying to act, it might have been better. 288 00:17:03.159 --> 00:17:04.759 It might it might not not better. It might have 289 00:17:04.880 --> 00:17:08.680 been bad enough that it would have been fun to watch. 290 00:17:09.359 --> 00:17:11.400 But because they're just kind of sitting there like like 291 00:17:12.240 --> 00:17:18.079 like bricks it it's awful. Well it's one take Jones, 292 00:17:18.119 --> 00:17:20.039 you know, that's the business at the time. They're not 293 00:17:20.119 --> 00:17:23.039 about to They got two hours to shoot this, you know, 294 00:17:23.880 --> 00:17:27.759 just like I know, but it's like, you know what 295 00:17:27.839 --> 00:17:31.720 you're saying, like that's that's what it is. It's just awful. 296 00:17:32.400 --> 00:17:34.920 It's soul. It's can't be to the point where it's like, 297 00:17:34.960 --> 00:17:36.519 why do you even bother doing this? Because what is 298 00:17:36.559 --> 00:17:40.240 it supposed to get across about Don Morocco? Like I 299 00:17:40.279 --> 00:17:42.240 guess the gimmick was that they thought they could make 300 00:17:42.279 --> 00:17:44.599 it in places other than wrestling, and he's always talking 301 00:17:44.640 --> 00:17:47.200 about his ability to make money and cross entertainment to 302 00:17:47.279 --> 00:17:49.000 kind of try to match Haul Cogan in that regard. 303 00:17:49.599 --> 00:17:52.440 But it's just it, this is just a strange detour. 304 00:17:52.559 --> 00:17:54.200 If that's what you're trying to get across. This is 305 00:17:54.279 --> 00:17:57.359 like an involved thing to do, but you know it's 306 00:17:57.720 --> 00:18:00.559 I think it's part and parcel of that lifelong struggle 307 00:18:00.759 --> 00:18:03.039 that Vince and anyone who worked under him had, and 308 00:18:03.200 --> 00:18:05.680 you know, Kevin Dunn made it his whole personality of 309 00:18:06.000 --> 00:18:08.240 you know, just trying to be taken seriously by doing 310 00:18:08.319 --> 00:18:10.839 something more than pro wrestling with wrestlers. And it's just 311 00:18:11.480 --> 00:18:13.640 the wrestling album. You know, you can couch it in 312 00:18:13.759 --> 00:18:15.519 camp and you can act like it's all knowing and 313 00:18:15.559 --> 00:18:17.079 tony in cheek, but the fact of the matter is 314 00:18:17.119 --> 00:18:19.119 you're doing that because you have to, because otherwise, no 315 00:18:19.160 --> 00:18:20.559 one would ever allow you to try to make a 316 00:18:20.599 --> 00:18:22.319 soap operat, no one would ever allow you to try 317 00:18:22.319 --> 00:18:23.279 to make a music video. 318 00:18:24.160 --> 00:18:24.839 You have to do that. 319 00:18:24.960 --> 00:18:27.680 It's the only chance you got. And to Vince's credit, 320 00:18:27.759 --> 00:18:29.759 he saw that and read it well, and you know, 321 00:18:29.880 --> 00:18:32.640 he read the pitch and took the swing. But my god, 322 00:18:32.960 --> 00:18:38.079 that we left with some strange video artifacts. It's it's 323 00:18:38.240 --> 00:18:41.000 really true. It's really true. Let me show you what 324 00:18:41.000 --> 00:18:43.480 wrestling was like when I was a kid. Yeah, son, 325 00:18:43.720 --> 00:18:47.240 take a look. It's like, this is hardly a hardly 326 00:18:47.559 --> 00:18:50.319 self explanatory in terms of why this was good or 327 00:18:50.359 --> 00:18:54.160 even like worth doing. But yeah, that's that's Fuji vice. 328 00:18:54.240 --> 00:18:57.319 And again there were other ones Fuji General, Fuji Chan, 329 00:18:57.519 --> 00:19:02.920 Fuji Bandido, which will will you know, we'll get there, 330 00:19:03.000 --> 00:19:05.079 We'll get there. Yeah, they didn't do it right away. 331 00:19:05.799 --> 00:19:07.680 They kind of went yeah, they went, they went back. 332 00:19:07.720 --> 00:19:10.440 It's it's very bizarre how they the order that they 333 00:19:10.519 --> 00:19:12.759 did this, Like why aren't you just doing the fucking 334 00:19:13.079 --> 00:19:15.640 Fuji Morocco ship right from the get go? And like 335 00:19:16.599 --> 00:19:18.720 why are you saving it for later? I don't know, right, 336 00:19:18.799 --> 00:19:21.279 It's weird. It's it's weird to put this on CNT 337 00:19:21.400 --> 00:19:23.599 tap because it's like TNT is the set, you know, 338 00:19:23.640 --> 00:19:26.279 I know this aired on TNT, right, but it's like 339 00:19:26.519 --> 00:19:29.799 there should almost be a Fuji Morocco video, you know, 340 00:19:29.799 --> 00:19:32.519 I think, yeah, right, didn't they make one? They even did? 341 00:19:32.640 --> 00:19:33.880 I could be wrong about that. 342 00:19:35.240 --> 00:19:37.680 They might have, but I feel like the Don Morocco one, 343 00:19:37.759 --> 00:19:39.920 you know, you know how they were back in the day, 344 00:19:42.119 --> 00:19:44.680 Remember how they would they'd kind of do one as 345 00:19:45.000 --> 00:19:47.039 you were on your way out. I feel like they 346 00:19:47.079 --> 00:19:48.839 did a Don Morocco one, like a nineteen eighty eight 347 00:19:48.960 --> 00:19:51.960 or something. Oh really, it could be wrong. 348 00:19:52.039 --> 00:19:53.359 Yeah, I don't see it coming up here in a 349 00:19:53.400 --> 00:19:55.559 quick search, But that doesn't necessarily mean they didn't do anything. 350 00:19:56.599 --> 00:19:59.799 But yeah, Fuji Vice a landmark in its own right, 351 00:19:59.839 --> 00:20:01.960 and Gene wants to take us back to the subject 352 00:20:02.000 --> 00:20:06.160 of nicknames. Boss Oh, yes, here we go. Here is 353 00:20:06.680 --> 00:20:09.039 Gene introducing the next segment. 354 00:20:09.960 --> 00:20:12.440 Getting back to the subject of nicknames. Bobby Heathen has 355 00:20:12.440 --> 00:20:15.480 another handle that he didn't place upon himself. Those who 356 00:20:15.519 --> 00:20:18.960 don't favor calling this rule breaker the brain have branded 357 00:20:19.079 --> 00:20:22.599 him with weasel and headn hates it so much he 358 00:20:22.759 --> 00:20:25.400 was willing to come on TNT had quite a proof 359 00:20:25.400 --> 00:20:28.240 of the public that he was absolutely not a weasel 360 00:20:28.680 --> 00:20:29.960 with surprising reseil. 361 00:20:31.559 --> 00:20:33.240 So again that lures you in thinking you're going to 362 00:20:33.279 --> 00:20:36.359 see this match, which is right. Bobby Heenon Big John Studden, 363 00:20:36.519 --> 00:20:39.000 King Kong Bundy versus Andre the Giant Hillbilly Jim and 364 00:20:39.039 --> 00:20:41.440 Louel Bano. But all you really get is a headbot. 365 00:20:41.960 --> 00:20:44.920 You get Bobby Heenen in there black singlet before Andre 366 00:20:45.039 --> 00:20:48.240 wore it, and you get Andre lunging and stud coming 367 00:20:48.279 --> 00:20:51.039 in and punching him, and Andre barely mobile, yanking Heenan 368 00:20:51.079 --> 00:20:54.440 into the ring and they go right to Vincent Studio. 369 00:20:54.559 --> 00:20:57.960 On Tuesday Night, Titans title card reads the Brain meets 370 00:20:58.119 --> 00:21:02.400 the Weasel, Yes, and that is what it is. And 371 00:21:02.480 --> 00:21:06.079 here here's a picking up a string at the time 372 00:21:06.200 --> 00:21:08.920 of Heenan not only being called a weasel, but physically 373 00:21:08.960 --> 00:21:12.440 resembling a weasel. And to get that over, they brought 374 00:21:12.480 --> 00:21:14.400 a kid onto set with the Hoopmania T shirt and 375 00:21:14.440 --> 00:21:18.440 he's got his pet weasel in his hand. Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, 376 00:21:18.599 --> 00:21:21.079 weasel Jamie. I love to know where they sourced these 377 00:21:21.200 --> 00:21:25.160 these kids at the time. Probably Mel Phillips helped. Yeah, 378 00:21:26.440 --> 00:21:28.839 they play, they even play. Pop goes the weasel as 379 00:21:28.880 --> 00:21:30.519 the kid comes out with the weasel in his arm. 380 00:21:30.599 --> 00:21:34.079 And I mean, it's just awful. It's just it's just stupid. 381 00:21:34.240 --> 00:21:36.680 So you believe you're right a weasel, mister he and. 382 00:21:36.720 --> 00:21:40.160 I understand you. You've you know what I mean, You 383 00:21:40.240 --> 00:21:44.200 do weasel yourself out of situations. And I do believe 384 00:21:44.279 --> 00:21:49.359 that you may have a weasel, uh in your pocket? 385 00:21:50.240 --> 00:21:50.680 Is that true? 386 00:21:51.720 --> 00:21:51.799 Now? 387 00:21:51.880 --> 00:21:55.400 You keep weasels in your pocket? Here's a weasel in 388 00:21:55.480 --> 00:21:57.400 that he hid behind people his whole life. You know, 389 00:21:57.480 --> 00:22:00.559 that was kind of the idea as he talks about 390 00:22:01.000 --> 00:22:02.680 in his book. He says, the brain, this is one 391 00:22:02.720 --> 00:22:04.720 of the great parts of his book. The brain will 392 00:22:04.839 --> 00:22:07.839 cheat and lie he'll be everyone's friend, but he'll backstab them, 393 00:22:07.880 --> 00:22:10.599 always smiling to their face. Yes, yes, if you make 394 00:22:10.680 --> 00:22:12.680 him mad, he'll tell you what he thinks, knowing he 395 00:22:12.759 --> 00:22:16.039 has a way out. The Bill Clinton of wrestling. He's 396 00:22:16.160 --> 00:22:18.319 truly a weasel. He's kind of a combination of a 397 00:22:18.400 --> 00:22:21.000 dangerous used car salesman and a movie agent who does 398 00:22:21.119 --> 00:22:27.480 nothing but porn films. Yes, that's brilliant. The weasel chance 399 00:22:27.839 --> 00:22:31.480 started right away, and people ask me if I ever 400 00:22:31.640 --> 00:22:33.920 was hurt or upset, he says, when people called my 401 00:22:34.079 --> 00:22:35.880 dad weasel, I guess they used to call his dad 402 00:22:35.960 --> 00:22:38.160 that as well. Oh no, pardon me. This is actually 403 00:22:38.240 --> 00:22:41.400 an excerpt in the book from his daughter, Jessica Heenan. 404 00:22:42.440 --> 00:22:43.839 People often ask me if I was ever hurt or 405 00:22:43.920 --> 00:22:45.920 upset when people called my dad weasel. Hell no, I 406 00:22:46.000 --> 00:22:48.039 probably started the chance. It was a tough life growing 407 00:22:48.079 --> 00:22:49.920 up with a father like mine, someone who is a 408 00:22:49.960 --> 00:22:52.880 world renowned TV star, not in one everyone hated. In 409 00:22:53.000 --> 00:22:55.039 elementary school, the boys used to be so mean to me. 410 00:22:55.319 --> 00:22:56.960 In my mind, I had to protect the business, as 411 00:22:57.000 --> 00:22:58.839 my father taught me. They used to make fun of me, 412 00:22:58.960 --> 00:23:00.799 not because they were really that mean, but because they 413 00:23:00.839 --> 00:23:03.160 were jealous and wanted them in the action, so to speak. 414 00:23:03.400 --> 00:23:05.160 The only thing that morons didn't know is that if 415 00:23:05.160 --> 00:23:06.480 they had been nice to me, they could have been 416 00:23:06.519 --> 00:23:10.200 part of the cool thing known as wrestling. So this 417 00:23:10.440 --> 00:23:14.119 is okay, I don't know about cool thing. Yeah, I'd 418 00:23:14.119 --> 00:23:16.119 be very careful about that. They're and they're never going 419 00:23:16.200 --> 00:23:18.440 to feel like what your dad does is cool at all. 420 00:23:19.640 --> 00:23:22.880 So we have Vince there with a cute little weasel. 421 00:23:23.839 --> 00:23:25.680 He calls it. It's not a cute little weasel, bell 422 00:23:25.920 --> 00:23:26.440 take a look. 423 00:23:29.880 --> 00:23:32.680 But so anyway, I got here, I got some part 424 00:23:32.720 --> 00:23:36.640 of this here with Vince asks the kid if there's 425 00:23:36.720 --> 00:23:39.759 any comparisons to Bobby Heenan and the weasel. 426 00:23:40.200 --> 00:23:43.119 Jamie, let me ask you, do you personally see any 427 00:23:43.160 --> 00:23:47.799 resemblance facially or in any characteristic facially in terms of 428 00:23:47.880 --> 00:23:50.079 your your weasel, your pet and mister Heenon? 429 00:23:51.000 --> 00:23:51.440 Oh you do? 430 00:23:51.799 --> 00:23:52.720 Oh? 431 00:23:53.839 --> 00:23:54.440 What grade are you in? 432 00:23:55.359 --> 00:23:56.400 You want to see the eighth grade? 433 00:23:56.799 --> 00:23:57.000 Doubt? 434 00:23:57.920 --> 00:23:58.559 Let's be nice. 435 00:23:58.599 --> 00:24:01.559 This young man has come up on the show, embarrassed 436 00:24:01.640 --> 00:24:05.279 me as a guest, and brought that cute little weasel. 437 00:24:05.839 --> 00:24:06.359 How long is a. 438 00:24:06.359 --> 00:24:09.960 Tail on that weasel? I have measured it, see, but 439 00:24:10.079 --> 00:24:12.279 he has a tail. Right, take a look, kid, You 440 00:24:12.359 --> 00:24:13.119 see a tail on me? 441 00:24:13.960 --> 00:24:14.519 Is there a tail? 442 00:24:14.599 --> 00:24:16.559 There is there any fur in my body? 443 00:24:17.079 --> 00:24:17.119 No? 444 00:24:18.440 --> 00:24:19.680 But it's it looks like me. 445 00:24:20.519 --> 00:24:23.599 I don't know. It's I think it may be that 446 00:24:25.319 --> 00:24:26.240 there is a resemblance. 447 00:24:26.400 --> 00:24:28.799 There isn't a resemblance. I'm not a weasel. 448 00:24:30.480 --> 00:24:31.839 My hair is My hair is wavy. 449 00:24:32.039 --> 00:24:33.160 That's a straight haired weasel. 450 00:24:33.559 --> 00:24:34.640 Similar I do have curly hair. 451 00:24:34.720 --> 00:24:35.039 Weasels. 452 00:24:35.039 --> 00:24:37.200 I don't know. His characteristic is a concerned hair As 453 00:24:37.240 --> 00:24:43.519 far as character, I took a picture to show the 454 00:24:43.559 --> 00:24:44.319 people the difference there. 455 00:24:44.519 --> 00:24:45.319 The thing attacked me. 456 00:24:45.599 --> 00:24:48.240 It was at punts on my ear robe. 457 00:24:51.799 --> 00:24:54.720 All right, I think we have definitely determined. 458 00:24:54.960 --> 00:24:57.039 I am not a more time, just one quick if 459 00:24:57.039 --> 00:24:58.519 we can get a close up of the weazels face, 460 00:24:58.559 --> 00:25:02.920 one more time, close up with mister Hannen's face, please mm. 461 00:25:02.880 --> 00:25:05.480 Hmmm, we rest our case and we'll be back with more. 462 00:25:05.519 --> 00:25:08.200 TT say, I'm not decided. 463 00:25:08.359 --> 00:25:08.839 No, I'm not. 464 00:25:09.519 --> 00:25:11.200 I didn't say you ever. 465 00:25:11.160 --> 00:25:12.079 Bring that we out here. 466 00:25:13.599 --> 00:25:15.920 He's doing his best, he's still he's showing the spark 467 00:25:16.000 --> 00:25:18.039 you know that would have lead to the Bobby Heenon 468 00:25:18.160 --> 00:25:21.160 show and all that. Yes, that's where USA green let 469 00:25:21.160 --> 00:25:23.720 it because they saw how well he did in these segments. He's, 470 00:25:23.839 --> 00:25:25.839 I mean, he's he's he is fucking money, there's no 471 00:25:25.960 --> 00:25:28.319 question about that. And they show like a split screen 472 00:25:28.359 --> 00:25:29.880 of his face in the Weasel's face, and it is 473 00:25:29.920 --> 00:25:31.839 pretty funny, like the way he has that like non 474 00:25:31.920 --> 00:25:34.599 plus look on his face. What what what I know? 475 00:25:35.880 --> 00:25:38.039 Know what's happening? Like you don't even know what's happening? 476 00:25:38.079 --> 00:25:40.920 Like what what youreen? 477 00:25:41.079 --> 00:25:43.640 I love? I love Heenen's what do you what do 478 00:25:43.680 --> 00:25:46.160 you mean? Face? I love that. It's like the greatest 479 00:25:46.200 --> 00:25:47.680 thing in the world. It really is. 480 00:25:47.880 --> 00:25:51.480 I mean, it's it's such a it's a spectacular, spectacular visual. 481 00:25:51.599 --> 00:25:57.000 His just his just on he's he's just doesn't know 482 00:25:57.119 --> 00:25:58.599 what's going on, Like he doesn't know where he. 483 00:25:58.720 --> 00:26:03.440 Is what he's just he's just he's he's concerned that 484 00:26:03.640 --> 00:26:06.920 people are talking in a way that he's not attacking, 485 00:26:07.200 --> 00:26:11.240 you know, exactly like set up the the you know, 486 00:26:11.480 --> 00:26:14.920 he he always thinks that he's three steps ahead of people, 487 00:26:15.440 --> 00:26:18.240 but he's also always scared that he's like five steps 488 00:26:18.279 --> 00:26:20.319 behind people. Perfect. Yeah, so he's like that, you know, 489 00:26:20.519 --> 00:26:23.400 he's the ultimate mark, you know, but he thinks he's 490 00:26:23.440 --> 00:26:27.920 a con man, Yes, exactly exactly. How brown is that carpet? 491 00:26:28.079 --> 00:26:31.359 How brown is that? How brown is everything during TNT. 492 00:26:31.839 --> 00:26:35.839 I mean it's it's like it's it's so dark yet 493 00:26:36.039 --> 00:26:42.079 it's also so it's just not it doesn't make me 494 00:26:42.240 --> 00:26:44.240 feel cozy at all. No, it does not. 495 00:26:45.519 --> 00:26:48.279 It makes me feel like I'm like I'm like I'm 496 00:26:48.319 --> 00:26:51.039 in a building that's going to collapse. Like it was 497 00:26:51.119 --> 00:26:53.559 like such a there's such a phony version of it 498 00:26:53.680 --> 00:26:54.880 of a talk show set. 499 00:26:54.839 --> 00:26:57.000 Like I'm in the doctor's office and like the seventh 500 00:26:57.119 --> 00:27:03.160 R right, like the alcoholic swabs y you know, yes, exactly. 501 00:27:03.319 --> 00:27:05.160 I just hate it. Oh, I hate the look of 502 00:27:05.240 --> 00:27:07.359 the set. Man, he just the browns. Just I know, 503 00:27:07.880 --> 00:27:11.400 there was nothing, you know, incongress about it at the time, 504 00:27:11.519 --> 00:27:15.079 but ugh, something you got Vince back there thinking he 505 00:27:15.200 --> 00:27:21.160 is just hilarious and he's just overdoing every single thing. Yeah, yep, 506 00:27:21.519 --> 00:27:23.319 but he does best. But that was that was That 507 00:27:23.440 --> 00:27:25.559 was a funny visual with the close up of the weasel. 508 00:27:25.599 --> 00:27:28.400 I have to say, well, the Funk family knows how 509 00:27:28.440 --> 00:27:31.559 to feel at home in the ring, you know, indeed 510 00:27:31.599 --> 00:27:31.839 they do. 511 00:27:32.480 --> 00:27:34.279 The Funk family, he knows how to feel at home 512 00:27:34.359 --> 00:27:36.799 of the ring by bringing the rough and tumble style 513 00:27:37.160 --> 00:27:40.680 of Texas wrestling to the World Wrestling Federation. But the 514 00:27:40.799 --> 00:27:44.279 Funks also are very fond of another great Texas institution, 515 00:27:44.759 --> 00:27:48.759 the barbecue. However, as Lord Albert Hayes is about the fine, 516 00:27:49.319 --> 00:27:53.839 whether wrestling or eating, there's nothing totally normal about the Funks. 517 00:27:56.279 --> 00:27:58.559 They're just having the time of their lives with these guys. 518 00:27:58.680 --> 00:28:01.839 You know, they're just fucking fucking with them so hard. 519 00:28:01.920 --> 00:28:05.960 It's so true. They don't know what, you know. Proud 520 00:28:06.039 --> 00:28:10.079 text as men third second generation ran a territory for years, 521 00:28:10.359 --> 00:28:14.400 both world champs of the nw A, and they're just 522 00:28:14.519 --> 00:28:20.759 being reduced to barbecue enthusiasts, right, They're just jokes. And 523 00:28:20.839 --> 00:28:23.799 they share clips of Dory Funk Costs Funk versus George 524 00:28:23.839 --> 00:28:25.960 Wells during the course of all this and MSG. 525 00:28:27.079 --> 00:28:29.839 Wow, yeah, yeah, I cut off the thing because it 526 00:28:29.960 --> 00:28:36.039 just it didn't really It's this bizarre thing, like, uh, 527 00:28:36.440 --> 00:28:37.759 you know, you get the middle of the match that 528 00:28:37.880 --> 00:28:39.960 where he just stops talking for a little while. 529 00:28:40.200 --> 00:28:42.319 Yeah, and he's just he's doing is working the leg, 530 00:28:42.400 --> 00:28:44.599 He's just working the ankle. It's not right. But but 531 00:28:45.319 --> 00:28:47.880 but like but like Gene like said doesn't even set 532 00:28:47.920 --> 00:28:49.599 up the match or anything like that, just kind of 533 00:28:50.799 --> 00:28:54.519 is there. It's just there, and it's yeah, it's so weird. Well, 534 00:28:55.160 --> 00:28:58.039 one thing we do learn is what Grilla Monsoon conveys 535 00:28:58.039 --> 00:29:00.720 about George Wells, which I never knew before. George Wells 536 00:29:01.039 --> 00:29:03.000 Monsoon says that he always starts out as a house 537 00:29:03.039 --> 00:29:06.039 of fire and then loses it. He's the opposite of 538 00:29:06.079 --> 00:29:09.079 Greg Valentine. Oh my god. Could be the conditioning is 539 00:29:09.119 --> 00:29:11.960 they try to make, you know, subtle remarks about his belly. 540 00:29:12.599 --> 00:29:14.720 Al Hay is laughing at the man on the broadcast 541 00:29:14.799 --> 00:29:18.079 and Funk hits the European uppercut but gets a suplex blocked. 542 00:29:18.079 --> 00:29:20.960 And yes, before we go to the feature segment, the 543 00:29:21.000 --> 00:29:24.200 personality profile on the Funks, they showed the last thing 544 00:29:24.240 --> 00:29:26.480 you see is Dory Funk getting supplex out of his 545 00:29:26.559 --> 00:29:29.200 boots by George Wells. Like, what the fuck is this 546 00:29:29.319 --> 00:29:31.079 already putting the spotlight on the Funks or are you 547 00:29:31.119 --> 00:29:32.960 trying to make me want to see more about George Wells? 548 00:29:33.119 --> 00:29:37.039 What kind of editing is that? It's awful? So like mindless, 549 00:29:37.240 --> 00:29:39.240 just awful, But you know, to me, like I'm not 550 00:29:39.319 --> 00:29:41.839 going to pass up I'm not going to dismiss outright 551 00:29:41.920 --> 00:29:44.759 the possibility that Vince, like you know, got a got 552 00:29:44.839 --> 00:29:47.400 a kick out of course, not putting a clip in 553 00:29:47.480 --> 00:29:49.720 there of a dory getting tossed around by kind of 554 00:29:49.759 --> 00:29:57.599 a relative nobody on the horse. It's just fucking it's unreal, unreal. 555 00:29:58.039 --> 00:30:01.319 So Vince is going to MC the the brisket cutting. 556 00:30:01.680 --> 00:30:04.279 He's got his corded microphone on the lawn of this 557 00:30:04.799 --> 00:30:06.920 double Cross ranch, I suppose is where they shot this, 558 00:30:07.400 --> 00:30:09.440 and you can kind of get a glimpse off to 559 00:30:09.480 --> 00:30:12.119 your right there are people lined in the street trying 560 00:30:12.160 --> 00:30:14.680 to bear witness to this fucking team production that yeah, 561 00:30:14.880 --> 00:30:18.880 or maybe they promised them fucking sandwiches. They smelled the brisket. 562 00:30:19.119 --> 00:30:21.759 Brisket right exactly, That's probably what it is. Jimmy Hart 563 00:30:21.799 --> 00:30:23.640 is there because Terry Funk needs a mouthpiece and the 564 00:30:23.759 --> 00:30:25.920 WWF and so he does a lot of the talking 565 00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:27.440 during the course of this thing. Do you have any 566 00:30:27.480 --> 00:30:29.039 of it? Or do I just go I do I have? 567 00:30:29.319 --> 00:30:29.519 I have? 568 00:30:30.160 --> 00:30:32.519 When Jimmy Hart is making the sandwich, Oh, that's the 569 00:30:32.599 --> 00:30:34.680 heart of it. Let's let's share that that sound. 570 00:30:34.519 --> 00:30:37.279 And here we go, all right, Jimmy Jack is Oh look, 571 00:30:37.279 --> 00:30:38.480 I hold you gotta pickt your self us out. 572 00:30:38.559 --> 00:30:39.720 Yeah, I want to cut one. I don't kind a 573 00:30:39.720 --> 00:30:40.799 little slice of meat off here. 574 00:30:41.079 --> 00:30:43.480 Look at this, this is great, beautiful. 575 00:30:43.759 --> 00:30:45.960 Anything on how the Funks taught you how to do this? 576 00:30:46.079 --> 00:30:48.480 So I understand that Terry Funk had something as far 577 00:30:48.519 --> 00:30:51.480 as the teaching of the finer skills of the barbecue? 578 00:30:51.480 --> 00:30:51.920 Is that correct? 579 00:30:51.920 --> 00:30:53.960 You better believe you know Texas born, Texas bread baby. 580 00:30:54.039 --> 00:30:55.519 When we die, we'll be Texas dead. 581 00:30:55.559 --> 00:30:56.440 I'm telling you right now. 582 00:30:56.480 --> 00:30:57.079 But this is great. 583 00:30:57.160 --> 00:30:59.839 This is this is real down home Texas barbecue. 584 00:30:59.839 --> 00:31:04.079 But ride hose, baby, I wonder if I mean you 585 00:31:05.039 --> 00:31:08.559 you handling this is talking about Texas is a little 586 00:31:08.599 --> 00:31:09.039 bit out. 587 00:31:08.880 --> 00:31:11.519 Of school, isn't it. I mean, you're not here anymore 588 00:31:11.519 --> 00:31:12.839 of a Texan than I am. Well, let me tell 589 00:31:12.839 --> 00:31:12.960 you what. 590 00:31:13.039 --> 00:31:14.680 We wanted to bring you, a little Texas hat for you, 591 00:31:14.799 --> 00:31:16.759 some Texas chaps, and maybe big old Texas horse for 592 00:31:16.839 --> 00:31:17.400 you to ride here. 593 00:31:17.519 --> 00:31:18.799 But you see, I'm not a I'm not a big 594 00:31:18.839 --> 00:31:19.440 meeting or anything. 595 00:31:19.480 --> 00:31:20.240 I'm a vegetarian. 596 00:31:20.279 --> 00:31:21.799 But I'm gonna load this up because. 597 00:31:22.519 --> 00:31:23.720 What kind of that goodness? 598 00:31:23.759 --> 00:31:25.359 You're not a Texan? Because I don't know if there's 599 00:31:25.400 --> 00:31:27.240 any true Texan. It's a vegetarian, right. 600 00:31:27.160 --> 00:31:29.960 Hoss, No true Texan is a vegetarian. I'd like to 601 00:31:30.039 --> 00:31:32.000 say this. This reminds me of home, you know that. 602 00:31:32.480 --> 00:31:34.160 I'd like to do this at home. I'd like to 603 00:31:34.200 --> 00:31:36.960 talk about home. There we go, Okay, I'd like to 604 00:31:37.200 --> 00:31:39.480 uh like to just say what you know, I'm a 605 00:31:39.599 --> 00:31:43.279 proud Texan, born and bred Texan. I'm always I've always 606 00:31:43.319 --> 00:31:46.359 proclaimed Texas as the only place I've ever been from. 607 00:31:46.839 --> 00:31:49.200 I sound like it, I live like it. I believe 608 00:31:49.359 --> 00:31:52.400 that Dory always finds a way to get his pedantic 609 00:31:52.519 --> 00:31:55.720 shit in. You know, it's like handing the mic. He's 610 00:31:55.759 --> 00:31:58.279 not going to give it back. It's like, oh fucking what, 611 00:31:58.440 --> 00:32:01.000 Dorian's come on exactly, knock it off. 612 00:32:01.440 --> 00:32:05.880 Everybody's sitting around the barbecue, good time, everybody's eating. But 613 00:32:05.960 --> 00:32:09.279 there is one thing that's missing from this Barty, and 614 00:32:09.359 --> 00:32:12.599 that's my brother Terry Funk. My brother Terry Funk is 615 00:32:12.680 --> 00:32:15.319 the biggest party man in the state of Texas. Every 616 00:32:15.359 --> 00:32:17.799 week he sets up a barbecue just like that. He's 617 00:32:17.920 --> 00:32:20.440 not here. You know why he's not here. You know 618 00:32:20.519 --> 00:32:23.880 why he's not here. Not here The junk yard dog. 619 00:32:24.039 --> 00:32:27.160 That's why he's not exactly And it seems to me 620 00:32:27.279 --> 00:32:29.200 that will he return, By the way, I would assume 621 00:32:29.240 --> 00:32:30.079 that anybody. 622 00:32:29.880 --> 00:32:31.880 Assume me, yes, Terry Funk will be back. 623 00:32:32.279 --> 00:32:36.000 We understand that the Jimmy Jacket, we can talk a 624 00:32:36.039 --> 00:32:40.319 little bit. Is Jimmy Jack's not exactly. 625 00:32:40.799 --> 00:32:41.920 Well, Jimmy Jack is all right. 626 00:32:42.799 --> 00:32:43.720 Jimmy Jack is okay. 627 00:32:43.799 --> 00:32:46.559 Jimmy Jack is Jimmy Jack is twenty six years old. 628 00:32:47.519 --> 00:32:48.319 He just hasn't. 629 00:32:48.640 --> 00:32:51.000 Why have we heard of Jimmy Jack Funk before? Why 630 00:32:51.000 --> 00:32:52.960 did you keep him away? It seems to me that 631 00:32:53.079 --> 00:32:57.240 the report totally uncontrollable, even by the Funks. 632 00:32:57.279 --> 00:32:59.359 Well, it's like I said, he's six years old. He's 633 00:32:59.359 --> 00:32:59.960 a great wrestler. 634 00:33:00.279 --> 00:33:02.720 He missed out on the eighty four Olympics because of 635 00:33:02.799 --> 00:33:05.960 the boycott. Jimmy Jack is one of those good looking 636 00:33:06.039 --> 00:33:06.640 young fellows. 637 00:33:06.640 --> 00:33:06.920 You see. 638 00:33:06.960 --> 00:33:08.839 We keep a mask on him. He's one of those 639 00:33:08.880 --> 00:33:11.480 people that all the women can't stay away from. And 640 00:33:11.599 --> 00:33:13.799 I can't keep Jimmy Jack away from all the women. 641 00:33:14.119 --> 00:33:16.400 That's why he's got the mask on. That's why we've 642 00:33:16.480 --> 00:33:18.319 kept him in the Backgroundate, what how. 643 00:33:18.279 --> 00:33:20.400 You dealing with this basting process over. It's looking great. 644 00:33:20.440 --> 00:33:21.480 Look at this, Look at this? 645 00:33:21.920 --> 00:33:23.640 You like a lot of sauce or what? What the 646 00:33:23.680 --> 00:33:24.039 hell you like? 647 00:33:24.079 --> 00:33:24.400 E Vince? 648 00:33:24.440 --> 00:33:26.319 Come on, man, I'm unknown to get into the saucer 649 00:33:26.400 --> 00:33:28.000 from time to time, but I'm not too sure about 650 00:33:28.440 --> 00:33:29.400 I'm not too sure about this. 651 00:33:31.640 --> 00:33:39.359 Yeah, Georgia Horion, Yeah right, exactly. He's so funny from 652 00:33:39.400 --> 00:33:44.440 time to time and on the day to day basis here, 653 00:33:44.480 --> 00:33:58.200 on the day to day basis here, so idiot that 654 00:33:58.359 --> 00:34:01.039 he just then Vince just walks off. He just suddenly goes, 655 00:34:01.119 --> 00:34:03.799 why don't you take over on barbecue and wrap this 656 00:34:03.880 --> 00:34:04.519 sucker up? Huh? 657 00:34:04.759 --> 00:34:06.720 You know, I'm good. I got someone else going on here. 658 00:34:07.200 --> 00:34:08.800 You know, I'm just not a big fan of barbecue. 659 00:34:08.800 --> 00:34:10.079 Because he needs to be out of the scene. I 660 00:34:10.159 --> 00:34:13.039 want to go get my my, my beef and cheese 661 00:34:13.079 --> 00:34:15.480 wrap Texas Style. 662 00:34:16.440 --> 00:34:36.679 The La Fan Wrestling podcast, the wrestling podcast that knows 663 00:34:36.760 --> 00:34:59.119 the boys need their candy. It's the Lapsed Fan. He's 664 00:34:59.199 --> 00:35:04.239 a fan wrestling podcast with Jack and Jpiro. 665 00:35:04.840 --> 00:35:06.159 But because he needs to be out of frame when 666 00:35:06.159 --> 00:35:08.079 al Hayes gets attacked, because it's not like Vince's gonna 667 00:35:08.079 --> 00:35:10.880 stand up for him. So Dorry has a bucket. He goes, Al, 668 00:35:11.000 --> 00:35:13.480 you're going to put the sauce on this for me? 669 00:35:13.880 --> 00:35:16.400 Just just fucking knew it. You can see it a 670 00:35:16.480 --> 00:35:19.000 mile away. Oh yeah, good old Texas sandwich. Here, put 671 00:35:19.039 --> 00:35:22.000 on a little more sauce. And then Hayes slaps Jack's 672 00:35:22.039 --> 00:35:24.519 hand in the sandwiches, take your kruby hands off my scent. 673 00:35:25.519 --> 00:35:28.800 Jimmy says, this is our barbecue. Then has grabs Al 674 00:35:28.880 --> 00:35:31.719 and dumps the barbecue sauce all over his face. And 675 00:35:31.800 --> 00:35:34.679 then Jimmy Jack chokes Al Hayes with a noose, wraps 676 00:35:34.679 --> 00:35:37.000 it around his neck, and suddenly shit gets very real. 677 00:35:37.679 --> 00:35:42.199 It's very it's very real, it's very violent. It was 678 00:35:42.599 --> 00:35:44.320 very surprising, honestly, and he. 679 00:35:44.360 --> 00:35:46.280 Made reference to it earlier. There's like a little mini 680 00:35:46.360 --> 00:35:49.800 fence below Al Hayes's waistline behind him, and as he's 681 00:35:49.920 --> 00:35:53.920 falling back, stumbling backwards, selling the noose, he trips violently 682 00:35:54.039 --> 00:35:58.119 over this fence. He claps, collapses pretty fucking hard. And 683 00:35:58.199 --> 00:35:59.599 then they just take him over to a tree and 684 00:35:59.679 --> 00:36:01.000 tie the rope to the tree and they're going to 685 00:36:01.039 --> 00:36:03.880 hang them from the tree, ye like you do all 686 00:36:03.960 --> 00:36:07.119 the mile Jimmy Hart's cackling and saying, what you're seeing, 687 00:36:07.119 --> 00:36:08.400 here's a sample of what we're going to do to 688 00:36:08.519 --> 00:36:11.400 Junkyard dog. Yeah, let's not do that. Let's not lynch 689 00:36:11.519 --> 00:36:15.639 jyd Okay, let's not even make reference to it, im possible. Seriously, 690 00:36:15.800 --> 00:36:18.960 It's just it's not like, come on, guys, what are 691 00:36:18.960 --> 00:36:23.039 we doing here? Exactly? Where's your big buddy now? They say, 692 00:36:23.880 --> 00:36:27.000 taunting him awful, and they rub bread on his head 693 00:36:27.039 --> 00:36:30.440 as Hayes is gurgling selling the noose, and Jimmy Hart 694 00:36:30.480 --> 00:36:32.800 says you look good and slaps him, and Hayes sells 695 00:36:32.800 --> 00:36:38.639 it and convulses while Hart barks into the microphone, and 696 00:36:39.159 --> 00:36:41.079 that is the end of that scene, and Gene just 697 00:36:41.159 --> 00:36:44.159 moves on. There's no moral indignation. That's just now that 698 00:36:44.199 --> 00:36:47.599 we're done with that amusement, we're onto Captain Leuel Banoboss, 699 00:36:47.679 --> 00:36:50.760 creator of the Spicy Sauce. By the way, this is 700 00:36:51.159 --> 00:36:53.360 all proof points that it's not all about food, right, 701 00:36:53.639 --> 00:36:59.119 fucking no, never about food. Brisk about food, the cookies here, cookies, 702 00:37:00.119 --> 00:37:05.320 you know, it's just that it's it's yes about the 703 00:37:05.360 --> 00:37:06.920 food here. Yeah, all right, I'm sure you have it. 704 00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:09.400 Gene refers to him as tosser of the pizza. 705 00:37:09.159 --> 00:37:13.679 Pies yet the leuel veto priat or the spicy sauce 706 00:37:14.000 --> 00:37:17.519 tosser of the pizza pies and Gourmet Food Lover shows 707 00:37:17.599 --> 00:37:21.519 George the Animal Steel and Lauren Alfred Hayes the Old 708 00:37:21.679 --> 00:37:23.719 Family recipe for Christmas cookies. 709 00:37:28.920 --> 00:37:31.800 I mean, I'm gonna I've got the whole I get 710 00:37:31.800 --> 00:37:34.519 the rest of it here. But so he's got a 711 00:37:34.599 --> 00:37:38.880 chef's hat on, and as usual, he's got this. He's 712 00:37:38.920 --> 00:37:43.280 got a button down shirt that is unbuttoned with exposes 713 00:37:43.480 --> 00:37:49.760 his completely unsanitary it's everywhere chest and belly, like you know, 714 00:37:49.920 --> 00:37:50.320 he's got. 715 00:37:50.239 --> 00:37:53.840 The hair everywhere. God knows. It doesn't matter how many 716 00:37:53.920 --> 00:37:59.440 times that man showers. There is always sweat like just 717 00:38:00.119 --> 00:38:04.000 beating off of his off of his chest hairs, all right, 718 00:38:04.119 --> 00:38:07.880 like it is just completely like close yourself, Oh all right, 719 00:38:08.760 --> 00:38:10.280 just put button that shirt. 720 00:38:10.320 --> 00:38:13.639 So imagine him after two days of not showering. Oh Jesus, 721 00:38:14.000 --> 00:38:16.519 like you lift up his tit like imagine what it smells. 722 00:38:17.800 --> 00:38:17.840 Like. 723 00:38:18.679 --> 00:38:23.280 It's it smells like a mix of stop of boh 724 00:38:23.480 --> 00:38:28.880 and onions. Stop. It smells like old El Paso taco sauce. 725 00:38:29.400 --> 00:38:34.159 Well that with the with the with the taco with 726 00:38:34.280 --> 00:38:36.199 a little more to dell in this, you know, it's 727 00:38:37.719 --> 00:38:41.440 it's not the sauce, the seasoning the beef, right, it's 728 00:38:41.480 --> 00:38:45.639 the seasoning. And there's just like you know, the scent 729 00:38:45.760 --> 00:38:51.119 of of of pork product. Okay, So so it's in 730 00:38:51.239 --> 00:38:54.360 there somewhere. That's right. He's got he's got over there, 731 00:38:54.559 --> 00:38:57.039 disgusting and he's got a table full of eggs in 732 00:38:57.079 --> 00:38:57.559 front of him. 733 00:38:57.599 --> 00:39:01.840 My God, and his and his his, like you talk 734 00:39:01.880 --> 00:39:04.960 about his sanitary conditions that he needs to have when 735 00:39:05.000 --> 00:39:05.760 you're cooking. 736 00:39:05.599 --> 00:39:07.119 And listen to the way he talks. 737 00:39:07.559 --> 00:39:09.840 Yeah, first of all, the main thing I want instilled 738 00:39:09.840 --> 00:39:12.480 on everybody out there, you've got to have sanitary conditions. 739 00:39:12.559 --> 00:39:14.199 In other words, if you've got a cigar or something 740 00:39:14.239 --> 00:39:16.079 like that, keep it, dug, keep it in the right spot. 741 00:39:16.119 --> 00:39:19.320 Excuse me, Rob, If you get a cigar, keep it down, 742 00:39:19.960 --> 00:39:24.800 keep it in the right spot. Okay, Now what's that? 743 00:39:25.320 --> 00:39:26.960 Do you have another? Do you have an extra hat 744 00:39:27.039 --> 00:39:28.199 for Alfred Days? 745 00:39:28.960 --> 00:39:29.000 No? 746 00:39:29.159 --> 00:39:30.719 I don't think I have a hat for the Lordship. 747 00:39:30.800 --> 00:39:32.280 I don't know if he'd appreciate it. He looks a 748 00:39:32.280 --> 00:39:32.960 little soft to me. 749 00:39:33.199 --> 00:39:35.320 But anyway, first one, you need a couple of ounces 750 00:39:35.320 --> 00:39:35.639 of water. 751 00:39:35.679 --> 00:39:36.840 Hits. I'm using ice cubes. 752 00:39:36.960 --> 00:39:39.079 They're a little diluted bit some Christmas spirit. So you 753 00:39:39.119 --> 00:39:43.719 get a little bit out of that. Okay, that comes. 754 00:39:48.760 --> 00:39:49.760 Puts anybody out there. 755 00:39:49.960 --> 00:39:52.599 George Steele loves Christmas cookies, all kind of color stuff. 756 00:39:52.599 --> 00:39:54.400 You want to bring him a Christmas cookie, feel free 757 00:39:54.440 --> 00:39:58.480 to do so. Now you take sugar approximately one in 758 00:39:58.599 --> 00:39:59.599 three quarter cups. 759 00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:01.360 You know what I mean, you didn't go by. 760 00:40:04.400 --> 00:40:04.599 Bye. 761 00:40:05.079 --> 00:40:08.320 No, when you do that, don't mix your flower. 762 00:40:08.119 --> 00:40:10.840 With the sugar, because you get a colectic review and 763 00:40:10.960 --> 00:40:11.880 it will congilate. 764 00:40:12.079 --> 00:40:12.760 You gotta put it. 765 00:40:13.320 --> 00:40:17.000 Watch, oh my god, watch and trying to take about 766 00:40:17.000 --> 00:40:19.760 a cup and a half use and a half of 767 00:40:19.840 --> 00:40:21.880 this now with his little hawk, open up and make 768 00:40:21.960 --> 00:40:23.679 sure you keep these sanitary conditions. 769 00:40:23.719 --> 00:40:26.440 But I would like to see him. I would have 770 00:40:26.519 --> 00:40:30.679 loved to have seen this with you know, you know, 771 00:40:30.880 --> 00:40:34.440 like when they have those like with with Guy Fieri, yes, 772 00:40:35.280 --> 00:40:38.199 or a Bobby Flay like him, just fucking yelling and 773 00:40:38.519 --> 00:40:42.159 barking and all this ship purposely butchering the recipe right right, 774 00:40:42.239 --> 00:40:43.960 and they're just like, oh my god, like the fuck 775 00:40:44.079 --> 00:40:44.679 is going on here? 776 00:40:45.239 --> 00:40:46.400 To keep about a cup and a head. 777 00:40:47.159 --> 00:40:48.320 No not. 778 00:40:48.519 --> 00:40:51.199 You take your butter, and I'd like to stress it's 779 00:40:51.239 --> 00:40:53.960 gonna be pure. You can use salted butter or unsalted. 780 00:40:54.039 --> 00:40:56.039 We don't care, but it's gonna be pure. But we 781 00:40:56.360 --> 00:40:57.440 modron nour right. 782 00:40:57.599 --> 00:40:58.199 I'm not doing. 783 00:41:00.079 --> 00:41:09.320 Fucking uncle's screaming not moderate. Oh God forbids, Yeah, I know. 784 00:41:09.960 --> 00:41:11.119 Put that in the flow. 785 00:41:11.280 --> 00:41:11.599 All right. 786 00:41:11.880 --> 00:41:15.840 One, let's get this together. Two bars of butter. All right, 787 00:41:15.880 --> 00:41:17.320 you got that in there. And now now you got 788 00:41:17.400 --> 00:41:21.039 your sugar seppate. Now the final thing is eggs. When 789 00:41:21.079 --> 00:41:23.159 you get your egg and make sure you don't mix 790 00:41:23.360 --> 00:41:25.519 the white and the other together. Try to get them together. 791 00:41:25.599 --> 00:41:28.239 Put him in like that you're egging. Get a couple 792 00:41:28.280 --> 00:41:29.920 leggs put in there. And you can also mix two 793 00:41:29.960 --> 00:41:34.679 with the sugar. Okay, get a couple. Yeah, we put 794 00:41:34.679 --> 00:41:38.320 all that together. We're gonna mix this up. Cookie white 795 00:41:38.320 --> 00:41:41.239 a minute, charge, you're not ready, We're. 796 00:41:41.119 --> 00:41:41.639 Gonna make it. 797 00:41:41.800 --> 00:41:44.159 We want him green Christmas spirit, just a matter for 798 00:41:44.280 --> 00:41:44.880 Christmas spirit. 799 00:41:44.920 --> 00:41:46.599 And see that George of green colors. You know they 800 00:41:47.119 --> 00:41:48.360 he's a dicklus. We put them in. 801 00:41:48.480 --> 00:41:50.320 Take the top off here, all right, here you go, 802 00:41:50.679 --> 00:41:52.440 put them all in the Christmas thing. Now you got 803 00:41:52.519 --> 00:41:55.760 it all together. Now about that, You've got to mix 804 00:41:56.440 --> 00:41:59.559 approximately two or three quarter cups of water. If you 805 00:41:59.599 --> 00:42:03.119 see what I met the water and there you go, 806 00:42:03.239 --> 00:42:05.840 get it all and make sure it's not lucky. 807 00:42:06.079 --> 00:42:06.719 You see what I mean? 808 00:42:06.760 --> 00:42:08.280 You still got love so that keep nexting. 809 00:42:08.920 --> 00:42:10.800 Can use an egg if you want to, you get 810 00:42:10.840 --> 00:42:11.400 another egg. 811 00:42:11.599 --> 00:42:14.119 Told take another lot all the time or running out 812 00:42:14.159 --> 00:42:14.440 of time? 813 00:42:14.880 --> 00:42:15.719 Okay, here you go. 814 00:42:16.000 --> 00:42:16.559 You take that. 815 00:42:18.119 --> 00:42:19.000 Dumps the ball. 816 00:42:32.679 --> 00:42:33.280 Can take. 817 00:42:36.480 --> 00:42:40.119 I mean, it's just it's it's it's a clown show. 818 00:42:40.800 --> 00:42:43.000 It really is. It's a clown show. 819 00:42:43.320 --> 00:42:43.559 That's what. 820 00:42:43.719 --> 00:42:44.000 This is. 821 00:42:44.239 --> 00:42:46.400 Nothing to do with wrestling at all. 822 00:42:46.320 --> 00:42:49.599 Nothing at all. It's just like it's it's wait a minute, 823 00:42:49.679 --> 00:42:51.679 I think this is funny. Let's try this well. 824 00:42:51.760 --> 00:42:54.760 Vince loves you know, food humor. He remember that, of course, 825 00:42:54.840 --> 00:42:57.199 how does the uncle Elmer? We at the end, sorry, 826 00:42:57.239 --> 00:43:00.920 the butcher a sean wedding end. It's a pie fight, right, 827 00:43:01.119 --> 00:43:04.239 It's big food fight. Everyone's slipping and sliding in all 828 00:43:04.280 --> 00:43:08.639 this food he had catered. Funniest thing in the world. 829 00:43:09.760 --> 00:43:13.159 I just I don't understand. I don't understand. I mean, 830 00:43:13.159 --> 00:43:15.559 I listen, I like I like food humor as well. 831 00:43:16.440 --> 00:43:18.599 I like, I like, you know, food being thrown in 832 00:43:18.639 --> 00:43:21.679 people's faces, But it just it happens all the time, 833 00:43:21.880 --> 00:43:24.519 right on the on the on this thing, and it's like, 834 00:43:24.559 --> 00:43:26.639 I don't I don't understand that. 835 00:43:27.239 --> 00:43:29.440 I was wondering who the actresses were in Fuji Vice 836 00:43:29.480 --> 00:43:31.400 and the actors, and I wonder who the audience members 837 00:43:31.440 --> 00:43:33.679 are for this thing? Yes, they really taped this on 838 00:43:33.719 --> 00:43:36.280 Tuesday morning at ten o'clock and no one's Mills, Maryland, Like, 839 00:43:36.840 --> 00:43:38.880 whether fuck did they find people to sit in that audience? 840 00:43:38.880 --> 00:43:41.519 They must have been Tighten employees. But they they aren't. 841 00:43:41.519 --> 00:43:44.960 They're in Baltimore, like they're in They're in Grantish, Connecticut. 842 00:43:44.960 --> 00:43:48.440 I don't understand Stanford. I don't understand. Wait, which part 843 00:43:48.480 --> 00:43:50.679 are they in? I thought that they were in When 844 00:43:50.719 --> 00:43:51.559 were they in Stanford? 845 00:43:52.039 --> 00:43:52.199 Oh? 846 00:43:52.320 --> 00:43:54.079 You mean the employees are in Stanford. Yeah, it's not 847 00:43:54.199 --> 00:43:56.039 like they can just go down the hall and there 848 00:43:56.239 --> 00:43:57.280 are no isn't there. 849 00:43:57.920 --> 00:44:00.920 I know that they did I mean they did hire 850 00:44:04.239 --> 00:44:08.039 I mean I was gonna they did hire Baltimore actors. 851 00:44:08.400 --> 00:44:11.880 Oh you know this? Yeah? How did you find that out? 852 00:44:12.840 --> 00:44:16.920 I found out who the woman is in in the 853 00:44:17.000 --> 00:44:21.360 mating game? Oh you did yeah, Oh, I can't wait 854 00:44:21.440 --> 00:44:23.119 to get there. I try to, I try to kind 855 00:44:23.159 --> 00:44:25.360 of do a quick look, and I've got nothing. I 856 00:44:25.400 --> 00:44:28.320 can tell you. There's nothing for Angelico. Not a lot. 857 00:44:28.639 --> 00:44:31.519 It's not not a lot. But like I I know 858 00:44:31.559 --> 00:44:34.199 a little bit, just a little bit of it. This 859 00:44:34.280 --> 00:44:36.039 is where we need your help, Solar System. These are 860 00:44:36.039 --> 00:44:38.159 the kind of people we will fucking interview, you know, 861 00:44:38.400 --> 00:44:41.280 oh seriously, because that's what we're here to do. Honestly, 862 00:44:41.400 --> 00:44:44.320 if I had if if, if if it, if I'd 863 00:44:44.360 --> 00:44:48.119 found it sooner, because it didn't even dawn on me 864 00:44:48.280 --> 00:44:50.800 until like I was watching it, I was like, oh shit, 865 00:44:50.960 --> 00:44:55.719 like this is I would have tried to to reach out, 866 00:44:56.559 --> 00:44:58.360 but it just was like, now that's not going to 867 00:44:58.400 --> 00:45:00.639 happen me next time. But you the fruits of this 868 00:45:00.719 --> 00:45:04.159 potential labor because on the free feed we recently posted 869 00:45:04.280 --> 00:45:06.760 the interview we did as part of the Spotlight under 870 00:45:06.800 --> 00:45:09.599 the Cinemat Yes with Glenn Caine, who is the former 871 00:45:09.719 --> 00:45:12.039 pro wrestling referee who serves as an extra in a 872 00:45:12.119 --> 00:45:14.599 Fenway Park scene during the course of the film and 873 00:45:14.719 --> 00:45:17.239 his whole story is there and the only reason we 874 00:45:17.320 --> 00:45:19.920 could put Spotlight under the Cinemat is because he happened 875 00:45:19.920 --> 00:45:23.079 to have that wrestling connection because he's there. Exactly. You 876 00:45:23.159 --> 00:45:26.039 can and look to that interview available for everyone now 877 00:45:26.119 --> 00:45:29.760 in the main feed for an evidence of what we 878 00:45:29.840 --> 00:45:31.960 can do if you just give us the ball, you know, I. 879 00:45:32.000 --> 00:45:34.440 Mean exactly, Like I mean, you know, these people are 880 00:45:34.480 --> 00:45:39.159 out there and they they're they're they're you're never going 881 00:45:39.239 --> 00:45:42.239 to get it. Very lucky, right, We've been very you know, 882 00:45:42.920 --> 00:45:44.840 you know, we've been very lucky because you know, I 883 00:45:45.199 --> 00:45:49.239 I for me, it's usually comes from the desperation when 884 00:45:49.280 --> 00:45:52.480 I can't find somebody, I can't find information on somebody, 885 00:45:52.760 --> 00:45:54.719 and it's like, well I need more than this, and 886 00:45:54.960 --> 00:45:58.960 so then I'm then okay, Number one, they're alive, that's great. 887 00:45:59.079 --> 00:46:00.840 Number two, oh wait a minute, are on social media? 888 00:46:00.960 --> 00:46:01.159 Great. 889 00:46:01.239 --> 00:46:03.679 I'm gonna find this person and I'm gonna hopefully they'll 890 00:46:04.320 --> 00:46:07.360 reach out. And you know, we've been we've been lucky 891 00:46:07.480 --> 00:46:12.320 with but you know, between Glenn and the guy uh 892 00:46:12.440 --> 00:46:18.239 uh Tony Tony van Silva and the guy who was 893 00:46:18.320 --> 00:46:22.280 in the end the in the marine movie, yes, you know, 894 00:46:22.519 --> 00:46:27.159 like it's in these these this is what is fascinating. 895 00:46:27.920 --> 00:46:32.079 These stories are what's so fascinating and how they like 896 00:46:33.800 --> 00:46:41.559 their stories are just I find it to be so yeah, invigorating. 897 00:46:41.599 --> 00:46:43.559 It's invigorating because you know, you're the only person that's 898 00:46:43.559 --> 00:46:45.480 ever going to get this out of this person. Yeah, yeah, 899 00:46:45.599 --> 00:46:49.000 the only podcast that could justify that time sync, you know, right, 900 00:46:49.559 --> 00:46:51.920 and and also just the idea that you know, no 901 00:46:52.039 --> 00:46:57.199 one uh, I mean it comes from the we're you know, 902 00:46:57.960 --> 00:47:00.280 a very unique thing that you know, we don't care 903 00:47:00.320 --> 00:47:04.280 about the the big names, like everyone gets the big names, 904 00:47:04.280 --> 00:47:06.000 Like that's not interesting to us. It's it's it's these 905 00:47:06.039 --> 00:47:10.800 people who have much more interesting stories and quite frankly, 906 00:47:11.000 --> 00:47:13.480 have nothing to lose. Yeah, they stood in the prophere, 907 00:47:13.639 --> 00:47:16.320 they're not they don't know, oh they're anything to people 908 00:47:16.320 --> 00:47:18.880 in the business anymore. Look, got our friend Brian Penry, 909 00:47:18.960 --> 00:47:21.199 the Former Times. I was just thinking of him, like 910 00:47:21.280 --> 00:47:22.840 I was thinking of him because like he's got no 911 00:47:23.920 --> 00:47:25.880 ties to it, and you know, he's not trying to 912 00:47:25.920 --> 00:47:29.280 get a job, he's not trying to do anything. So 913 00:47:29.400 --> 00:47:32.000 it's like, I mean, I think he's trying to do things, 914 00:47:32.039 --> 00:47:38.159 but oh sure, yeah, yeah, yeah that's true. But you know, yeah, 915 00:47:38.840 --> 00:47:42.199 I would be fascinated to get a hold of these people. 916 00:47:42.880 --> 00:47:45.440 How about we see Nikola I Volkoff stomping Chief j 917 00:47:45.559 --> 00:47:48.239 strongbow a bit in the corner. It's a great entree 918 00:47:48.320 --> 00:47:54.079 to This is Your Life. Certainly an entree that's for sure. 919 00:47:54.719 --> 00:48:01.639 Here is uh here, uh well, yeah, here's a Gene 920 00:48:02.880 --> 00:48:06.079 Jeane talking about the next segment here this is your Life. 921 00:48:06.199 --> 00:48:08.679 Another word the that age is of the TNT program 922 00:48:09.159 --> 00:48:11.639 is that it allows us to learn more about the 923 00:48:11.719 --> 00:48:15.079 personal lives in the World Wrestling Federation and just for 924 00:48:15.239 --> 00:48:18.599 some variety, we don't always find these things out in 925 00:48:18.679 --> 00:48:21.079 the course of a one on one interview. No, sir, 926 00:48:21.480 --> 00:48:24.159 on TNT, we do it off right. And here is 927 00:48:24.199 --> 00:48:28.920 another variation on a favorite television show, as TNT presents 928 00:48:29.679 --> 00:48:30.639 This is Your Life. 929 00:48:31.280 --> 00:48:32.760 Nikolai Volkoff. 930 00:48:35.159 --> 00:48:37.239 And I've got I've got the whole thing for this 931 00:48:37.320 --> 00:48:41.719 one because it's just it's it's quite is just one 932 00:48:41.760 --> 00:48:45.880 of the most bizarre and like, why why is Volkoff 933 00:48:46.000 --> 00:48:50.800 always the this like he just he gets so much attention. 934 00:48:51.480 --> 00:48:55.039 I know, it's so weird. Was I know he was big, 935 00:48:55.320 --> 00:48:57.880 he was big back then. It just doesn't it doesn't 936 00:48:57.920 --> 00:49:01.320 click with me because I think of him as the 937 00:49:01.440 --> 00:49:06.280 ninety two Rumble Nikolai Volkoff and million Dollar Corporation. 938 00:49:05.960 --> 00:49:09.199 Having sent sign on his lapel instead of the dollar. 939 00:49:09.280 --> 00:49:12.079 Right exactly exactly. He's just a he's a joke, right, 940 00:49:12.719 --> 00:49:14.599 and I get it, and I know people who grew 941 00:49:14.639 --> 00:49:18.119 up in that era. He was something, he was something different. 942 00:49:18.159 --> 00:49:22.239 He was he was a big I mean, I mean 943 00:49:22.559 --> 00:49:25.639 a main eventor yes, Beppa Mandol. He went against Bruno 944 00:49:25.719 --> 00:49:29.119 in the garden, right exactly. So here's thence on set 945 00:49:29.199 --> 00:49:31.400 with his book open. This is your night, your life, 946 00:49:31.760 --> 00:49:36.719 your knife. Yeah right here here is here is uh 947 00:49:37.440 --> 00:49:39.840 this here is Nikolai Volkov's life. 948 00:49:40.800 --> 00:49:44.280 He almost single handedly works to promote peace, an understanding 949 00:49:44.400 --> 00:49:49.000 between East and West. I'm talking, of course, about the 950 00:49:49.159 --> 00:49:53.280 international Goodwill Ambassador, Nikolai Volkoff. 951 00:49:53.480 --> 00:49:54.360 This is your life. 952 00:50:10.519 --> 00:50:12.440 I know, les, it's a fucking baseball game. 953 00:50:12.679 --> 00:50:15.920 Come over, how the feet on the sofa if you would. 954 00:50:17.599 --> 00:50:20.599 I'm sure you're going to enjoy this, Nicolai, because tonight we're. 955 00:50:20.480 --> 00:50:22.440 Going to tell you, hope somebody does and tell the 956 00:50:22.679 --> 00:50:24.800 entire American people your story. 957 00:50:25.719 --> 00:50:27.840 Now we have a few surprises for you. So settle 958 00:50:27.920 --> 00:50:31.480 back on the sofa. This is your life, Nicolai Bolkov. 959 00:50:31.559 --> 00:50:33.679 Let's meet your first mystery guest. 960 00:50:36.280 --> 00:50:38.639 The first time I met Nikolai Bolkov, he was stuck 961 00:50:38.679 --> 00:50:40.400 for an answer when someone told him hello. 962 00:50:41.400 --> 00:50:50.440 When I first met stuck for an answer when someone 963 00:50:50.559 --> 00:50:53.599 said hello, that's fucking that is great. 964 00:50:54.360 --> 00:50:55.119 Freddy, Bossy. 965 00:50:57.280 --> 00:50:57.400 Come. 966 00:51:00.320 --> 00:51:03.440 Aren't they supposed to guess the whole thing about this 967 00:51:03.559 --> 00:51:04.960 is your life. You're supposed to guess who it is 968 00:51:05.119 --> 00:51:08.000 or or like figured out. But he like just comes 969 00:51:08.039 --> 00:51:10.760 right out there, like right, and he just sits here 970 00:51:10.800 --> 00:51:13.800 like a buffoon. I mean, he is a buffoon, Nikolai Volkov. So, 971 00:51:14.000 --> 00:51:15.280 but it's just hilarious. 972 00:51:22.880 --> 00:51:27.960 Brian, Huh, yeah, I can't believe it. I'm here towards 973 00:51:28.079 --> 00:51:31.360 dating game. Well that's all right. Afterwards, over with, we'll 974 00:51:31.360 --> 00:51:36.280 go out and have a date. Okay, change the same. 975 00:51:36.400 --> 00:51:38.320 You know, the first time I never will forget the 976 00:51:38.360 --> 00:51:40.880 first time I met you in that gymnasium. You didn't 977 00:51:40.880 --> 00:51:42.360 know who I was, but I know who you were 978 00:51:42.800 --> 00:51:44.719 because I heard so many good reports about you, and 979 00:51:44.800 --> 00:51:47.599 everything I heard was true. He not only was a 980 00:51:47.679 --> 00:51:51.239 great wrestler, but he was a great price fighter. The 981 00:51:51.320 --> 00:51:53.239 man he lift every weight that was in a gym, 982 00:51:53.320 --> 00:51:55.760 broke all the records over there, undefeated as a wrestler, 983 00:51:56.239 --> 00:51:58.280 went on to win the gold medal in the Olympics. 984 00:51:59.519 --> 00:52:02.039 That was the Olympics. 985 00:52:02.079 --> 00:52:02.639 What do you care? 986 00:52:02.840 --> 00:52:03.119 I just. 987 00:52:05.360 --> 00:52:07.679 Simply will verify that. That's all. 988 00:52:07.760 --> 00:52:08.199 That's right. 989 00:52:08.960 --> 00:52:10.480 You don't have to give him all the dates and 990 00:52:10.559 --> 00:52:14.000 everything he knows about it. He's just trying to confuse me. 991 00:52:15.920 --> 00:52:18.320 Well, this has been somewhat of a confusing relationship, has 992 00:52:18.320 --> 00:52:20.239 it not with you and Nikolai through the years. 993 00:52:20.480 --> 00:52:21.199 No, it hasn't. 994 00:52:21.480 --> 00:52:23.119 I mean it's been very, very. 995 00:52:24.679 --> 00:52:27.599 After all, you did promise him the world heavyweight championship, 996 00:52:27.599 --> 00:52:28.760 and of course you have failed. 997 00:52:28.960 --> 00:52:31.480 You know, well, I can't give it, help it because 998 00:52:31.519 --> 00:52:33.840 that pencil that geek Hulkovan won't put his John. 999 00:52:33.679 --> 00:52:37.559 Henry on that contract. Number of opportunities. 1000 00:52:37.599 --> 00:52:39.840 Nonetheless, if you would please come with me, mister Blassie, 1001 00:52:40.119 --> 00:52:44.159 into mister Volkoff's position over here in the past, if 1002 00:52:44.320 --> 00:52:47.119 Alfredd you a hopsacked race would be something I'd like 1003 00:52:47.159 --> 00:52:47.440 to see. 1004 00:52:47.480 --> 00:52:49.719 But maybe you could just have a little seat over there. 1005 00:52:50.079 --> 00:52:53.199 All right now, Nikolai, this next guest, I can't wait 1006 00:52:53.239 --> 00:52:55.039 to see the expression on your face for this one, 1007 00:52:56.559 --> 00:52:57.880 because this is gonna. 1008 00:52:57.639 --> 00:52:59.719 Be he I mean to me, it looks like he 1009 00:52:59.800 --> 00:53:03.280 really has no clue what's going on? Or Nikola? Nikola, 1010 00:53:03.480 --> 00:53:07.079 of course, he doesn't no clue. He looks like but 1011 00:53:07.679 --> 00:53:11.159 I mean, he looks like that this next thing is 1012 00:53:11.199 --> 00:53:15.320 a complete legit surprise. Like you got to look at 1013 00:53:15.360 --> 00:53:17.440 his face because he just does not know what to 1014 00:53:17.559 --> 00:53:20.760 make of this, like almost like he's trying to understand 1015 00:53:20.840 --> 00:53:21.840 who this person is. 1016 00:53:21.920 --> 00:53:25.320 And s someone very very important to you, a big 1017 00:53:25.400 --> 00:53:27.599 surprise for you. Now, let's hear the voice. 1018 00:53:28.440 --> 00:53:32.559 Nikolai, remember the summers we spent swimming in the bulga? 1019 00:53:34.480 --> 00:53:37.760 Here we go, idea, I don't remember. 1020 00:53:39.199 --> 00:53:42.400 Remember surely you remember the time we took the trip 1021 00:53:42.480 --> 00:53:45.400 to Gorky Park and we got sick on the rides. 1022 00:53:46.639 --> 00:53:47.679 Who could that have been? 1023 00:53:49.199 --> 00:53:52.119 Don't don't surely you remember now. 1024 00:53:56.960 --> 00:53:59.920 Your very own sister from your hometown. 1025 00:54:00.519 --> 00:54:10.320 I no, God, Like they think it's funny that her 1026 00:54:10.360 --> 00:54:13.519 name is older. They think that's comedy, right well, and 1027 00:54:13.760 --> 00:54:16.960 and I again, he just does not. I mean, listen, 1028 00:54:17.000 --> 00:54:20.119 I could. Maybe I'm totally naive, but he really does 1029 00:54:20.199 --> 00:54:24.159 not seem to understand that he's being duped in a way, 1030 00:54:24.440 --> 00:54:26.400 or that he probably doesn't even know what this is. 1031 00:54:26.480 --> 00:54:29.679 Your life is never in the show, so he doesn't 1032 00:54:29.800 --> 00:54:34.000 understand the format. It's like, are these people talking right? 1033 00:54:35.320 --> 00:54:36.199 Who are these people? 1034 00:54:36.360 --> 00:54:36.400 Like? 1035 00:54:36.440 --> 00:54:40.079 Who's Freddy blasting? So nervous he is? I mean he's 1036 00:54:40.119 --> 00:54:44.559 got this video because he's got this big dumb expression 1037 00:54:44.599 --> 00:54:47.639 on his face like he's just not oh oh this 1038 00:54:47.800 --> 00:54:54.519 is good, okay, yes, my sister, right, my sister. I 1039 00:54:54.599 --> 00:54:57.599 mean she's you know, got your typical you know, Eastern 1040 00:54:57.639 --> 00:55:01.920 European Russian get up with the you know, the Babushka 1041 00:55:02.039 --> 00:55:02.719 and all that shit. 1042 00:55:07.119 --> 00:55:10.760 We are so proud of him and ivan Grad. He 1043 00:55:10.880 --> 00:55:14.960 has made all of Russia famous. Every week, relatives from 1044 00:55:15.000 --> 00:55:18.360 all over Russia come to watch for news of nikolae 1045 00:55:18.360 --> 00:55:23.480 I on TNT. Ivan Grad is a very poor town. 1046 00:55:24.159 --> 00:55:28.119 Money there, says scarce as a heat wave in Siberia. 1047 00:55:28.559 --> 00:55:32.880 Growing up was very hard, but even then we knew 1048 00:55:33.519 --> 00:55:37.480 nikola I was special. He was always making little jokes 1049 00:55:37.559 --> 00:55:39.719 to keep our spirits high. And when we have the 1050 00:55:39.760 --> 00:55:43.280 great scope production of Peter and the Wolf, guess who 1051 00:55:43.519 --> 00:55:44.960 plays the cat? 1052 00:55:45.760 --> 00:55:46.880 What are the performance? 1053 00:55:47.639 --> 00:55:49.880 Free curtain comes. 1054 00:55:51.519 --> 00:55:53.199 In him. 1055 00:55:53.639 --> 00:55:58.039 He is always making little Russian animals from the pieces 1056 00:55:58.119 --> 00:56:01.000 of weather beaten wood, wonderful. 1057 00:56:01.079 --> 00:56:02.320 His skin is a carver. 1058 00:56:03.320 --> 00:56:12.559 We are so proud of nicolaid, this is really touching. 1059 00:56:12.679 --> 00:56:15.960 Yes, oh my god, have these two out here and 1060 00:56:16.039 --> 00:56:18.119 your sister, I must say you, there's a there's a 1061 00:56:18.159 --> 00:56:24.079 resemblance when the high chick bones and yes, there's a resemblance. 1062 00:56:24.360 --> 00:56:25.320 You should be very proud. 1063 00:56:25.880 --> 00:56:29.840 I have something very special I brought with me. It's okay, 1064 00:56:29.880 --> 00:56:34.840 I present to Nikola Nikolai. For years they sat on 1065 00:56:34.960 --> 00:56:38.079 the man to peaks of our little one room cottage. 1066 00:56:41.840 --> 00:56:42.159 Nicola. 1067 00:56:44.280 --> 00:56:48.719 He loves the idea of this, of this completely. He's 1068 00:56:48.840 --> 00:56:54.280 such a child, he's laughs like those juveniles ship. He 1069 00:56:54.400 --> 00:56:58.360 doesn't understand. This is not funny, like it's it's pathetic. 1070 00:56:58.519 --> 00:57:02.960 It's what it is, and which he has is like 1071 00:57:03.039 --> 00:57:05.480 a like a baby picture of Nikolai, but it's his 1072 00:57:05.559 --> 00:57:09.559 adult head super imposed on a baby. It's fucking funny 1073 00:57:09.719 --> 00:57:11.000 all the time. I'm raw they put up on the 1074 00:57:11.039 --> 00:57:20.519 titan try. Oh god, him cackle, I mean with that 1075 00:57:20.719 --> 00:57:25.039 stupid front tooth. He laughs, Yeah, you know, just he's 1076 00:57:25.159 --> 00:57:26.960 such a such a goofball. 1077 00:57:29.480 --> 00:57:34.159 Look at her head on that Olive that Nicolai. 1078 00:57:34.559 --> 00:57:36.320 What I like to do with this picture? 1079 00:57:37.199 --> 00:57:38.800 You know what I like to do with this picture, 1080 00:57:39.199 --> 00:57:39.880 whatever you wish. 1081 00:57:40.119 --> 00:57:42.280 I like to hit him over the hit with it, 1082 00:57:42.760 --> 00:57:46.679 bang bang some far he is for Let me tell 1083 00:57:46.719 --> 00:57:48.360 you for what When we were little? 1084 00:57:48.400 --> 00:57:49.000 We were poor? 1085 00:57:49.159 --> 00:57:53.079 Right right? Everybody else the family is all working sixteen 1086 00:57:53.159 --> 00:57:55.840 eighty twenty hours in the field. What is Nikola doing 1087 00:57:56.000 --> 00:58:00.760 telling ripple jokes? He's carving animals out of what make himself. 1088 00:58:00.519 --> 00:58:05.440 Like a wrestler? He sounds like a douchebag? 1089 00:58:08.559 --> 00:58:14.840 Nicholas, How could you do this to me? They saved much? 1090 00:58:15.880 --> 00:58:16.440 What did I do? 1091 00:58:17.000 --> 00:58:20.119 He says? He says it, He's no fucking clue. 1092 00:58:20.159 --> 00:58:20.800 What's happening? 1093 00:58:22.199 --> 00:58:24.000 Literally means what do I do next? 1094 00:58:24.840 --> 00:58:24.960 Right? 1095 00:58:25.199 --> 00:58:27.639 Or it's like or it's like he's trying to get 1096 00:58:28.559 --> 00:58:31.679 part of me. He's part of me thinks right, part 1097 00:58:31.719 --> 00:58:34.639 of me thinks like he's he thinks that this is 1098 00:58:34.679 --> 00:58:38.920 actually his sister, you know, like he doesn't understand, like 1099 00:58:39.000 --> 00:58:41.599 he's learning to remember his childhood. That's you know, he's 1100 00:58:41.639 --> 00:58:44.400 got a different memory than she has because she's not 1101 00:58:44.599 --> 00:58:45.119 his sister. 1102 00:58:46.519 --> 00:58:49.800 So I could go to ballet school in leth. 1103 00:58:54.000 --> 00:58:58.840 He steals the money and by this horrible. 1104 00:58:58.519 --> 00:59:05.679 Outfit he's wearing, no that he is wearing my dream 1105 00:59:06.800 --> 00:59:11.119 in Ivan. God, they don't want to rename it Nicolay. 1106 00:59:11.519 --> 00:59:12.840 You know what they want to do with they you 1107 00:59:12.960 --> 00:59:15.280 want to hang you in the main squares. 1108 00:59:24.079 --> 00:59:31.440 Well, it's it's just it's it's anarchy. It's anarchy. It's 1109 00:59:31.480 --> 00:59:37.199 just insane, Anna Karenina archy, Yeah, yes, And I just 1110 00:59:38.000 --> 00:59:41.440 who is this woman? Right, I'm fascinated, Like how do 1111 00:59:41.519 --> 00:59:43.920 they source these women? Probably like a local theater company 1112 00:59:44.119 --> 00:59:44.480 my guess. 1113 00:59:44.639 --> 00:59:47.440 Yeah, yeah, I would imagine, I mean, you know, and 1114 00:59:47.639 --> 00:59:52.159 and again there's there's certainly no shortage of actors there, 1115 00:59:52.159 --> 00:59:54.599 you know, they got big theater scene and in uh 1116 00:59:54.760 --> 00:59:55.280 in d C. 1117 00:59:56.159 --> 00:59:56.320 You know. 1118 00:59:56.639 --> 01:00:01.960 So it's yeah, just it's is fucking insane. Again, what's 1119 01:00:02.000 --> 01:00:05.880 the idea for like Nikolay's character development? Like if I 1120 01:00:06.000 --> 01:00:08.360 see this right, the next time I see Nikolay, I 1121 01:00:08.440 --> 01:00:11.719 can't take him seriously. And he's a he he had 1122 01:00:11.800 --> 01:00:14.440 a proven money player are about him at a certain 1123 01:00:14.440 --> 01:00:18.199 point in time, and you're like purposely sacrificing that because 1124 01:00:18.199 --> 01:00:20.079 he happens to sound Russian and you can do some 1125 01:00:20.239 --> 01:00:22.360 yuck yuck, you know that. That's kind of the thing. 1126 01:00:22.440 --> 01:00:26.280 It's like in a vacuum and in and of itself, 1127 01:00:26.360 --> 01:00:28.920 it is kind of like fun risk taking. But do 1128 01:00:29.000 --> 01:00:31.440 you have to do it with guys that actually we 1129 01:00:31.599 --> 01:00:34.039 believed in in the ring for years. You know, right, 1130 01:00:34.159 --> 01:00:37.360 do you have to reduce them to complete caricature parodies? 1131 01:00:37.400 --> 01:00:39.480 I mean, I guess you do. I guess you do. 1132 01:00:40.159 --> 01:00:42.760 But uh, yeah, the world got to meet Nikolai Volkoff's 1133 01:00:42.760 --> 01:00:45.639 sister once upon a time on Tuesday Night Titans who Knew? 1134 01:00:46.039 --> 01:00:46.880 Just bizarre? 1135 01:00:47.679 --> 01:00:54.320 And then up next is uh the the Adrian Adonnis makeover. 1136 01:00:54.719 --> 01:00:59.079 Here I only have the intro to this one. Jean's intro. 1137 01:00:59.159 --> 01:00:59.800 I didn't get much. 1138 01:01:00.400 --> 01:01:01.440 This was just. 1139 01:01:03.239 --> 01:01:04.320 Ye's. 1140 01:01:04.920 --> 01:01:07.119 Have you ever heard the expression that there is nothing 1141 01:01:07.280 --> 01:01:10.840 sure except change. Well, here's a change that took place 1142 01:01:10.920 --> 01:01:13.559 that none of us are quite sure. We're looking at 1143 01:01:13.639 --> 01:01:16.760 Adriana Donnas during his reign with Dick Burdock as Tang 1144 01:01:16.840 --> 01:01:22.199 Team Champions of the World. Somewhere along the line, Adrian 1145 01:01:22.280 --> 01:01:25.559 came of the influence of manager Jimmy Hart had emerged 1146 01:01:25.639 --> 01:01:28.800 as adorable Adriana Donnas. And let me tell you, folks, 1147 01:01:29.159 --> 01:01:30.559 looking like this takes work. 1148 01:01:31.280 --> 01:01:51.440 Keeping The laps fan Wrestling podcast, the wrestling podcast that 1149 01:01:51.599 --> 01:01:55.039 knows the boys need their candy. It's the lapsed fan. 1150 01:02:14.039 --> 01:02:17.960 He's an lapsed fan wrestling podcast with Jack and Carno 1151 01:02:18.440 --> 01:02:19.440 m JP Sorrow. 1152 01:02:21.039 --> 01:02:24.440 So it's a Donnas and Johnson versus Murdoch and Atlas 1153 01:02:24.480 --> 01:02:28.159 and Johnson versus Murdock and Donnas, and they're exchanging rights 1154 01:02:28.239 --> 01:02:30.679 and spit flies for Murdock's face and Atlas hits a 1155 01:02:30.760 --> 01:02:33.320 leaping head butt. Murdock bales and bumps and then Adnna 1156 01:02:33.400 --> 01:02:35.880 snatches him and holds him down as Dickie drops the 1157 01:02:35.920 --> 01:02:39.119 elbow and Donna's comes in throwing. I'm pretty sure this 1158 01:02:39.199 --> 01:02:41.280 is the match where Donnas and Murdock take the straps 1159 01:02:41.320 --> 01:02:45.440 off of Okay Johnson and Atlas who had beat this 1160 01:02:45.679 --> 01:02:48.639 wild Samoans. We've seen both of those matches during the 1161 01:02:48.719 --> 01:02:51.440 course of the Colosseum collection, both Atlas and Johnson winning 1162 01:02:51.440 --> 01:02:54.559 the titles, and I believe it was Allentown or maybe 1163 01:02:54.599 --> 01:02:58.960 Hamburg and then a Donnas and Murdoch kind of swiftly 1164 01:02:59.079 --> 01:03:01.960 taking the belts off at team that in Johnson and Atlas, 1165 01:03:02.000 --> 01:03:04.480 it seemed like they really wanted to make like the 1166 01:03:04.519 --> 01:03:07.039 centerpiece of the tag team division during the national push, 1167 01:03:07.159 --> 01:03:10.400 But there was, of course the disagreements with Rocky Johnson 1168 01:03:10.480 --> 01:03:12.639 and him taking some unapproved bookings at a time when 1169 01:03:12.719 --> 01:03:14.920 Vince really was trying to consolidate his authority in that 1170 01:03:15.000 --> 01:03:19.119 regard in Saudi Arabia of all places, taking a booking 1171 01:03:19.199 --> 01:03:22.480 for a rival promoter, when Vince had designs on running 1172 01:03:22.519 --> 01:03:25.679 the area himself, and so pretty soon relations chilled with them, 1173 01:03:25.719 --> 01:03:28.599 and Tony Atlas broke off as a temporary singles baby face, 1174 01:03:29.119 --> 01:03:32.599 And yeah, this is some representative of just how kind 1175 01:03:32.599 --> 01:03:35.079 of neutered and cut off at the pass the Rocky 1176 01:03:35.159 --> 01:03:38.320 Johnson Tony Atlass World tag title reign really was. So 1177 01:03:38.679 --> 01:03:40.480 that's all to say. We show all this just so 1178 01:03:40.559 --> 01:03:42.559 that we have some context what we're about to see. 1179 01:03:42.920 --> 01:03:46.599 Where Adrian Donnis with his manager Jimmy Hart is sitting 1180 01:03:46.719 --> 01:03:51.000 in a chair. He's in a chair and he's getting 1181 01:03:51.199 --> 01:03:53.719 his makeoverdone and he's being all pampered and he's got 1182 01:03:53.760 --> 01:03:57.840 the heavy makeup looking like a what's her name from Hairspray. Well, 1183 01:03:58.280 --> 01:04:01.440 I was gonna say, well, he actually does. He does 1184 01:04:01.639 --> 01:04:03.920 look like the love child of gorgeous George and the 1185 01:04:04.039 --> 01:04:08.239 drag queen divine divine who played who played? Who was 1186 01:04:08.280 --> 01:04:11.480 the original Edna in John Waters Hairspray? No, right, that's 1187 01:04:11.519 --> 01:04:13.480 what I was thinking of. Yeah, I think that's probably 1188 01:04:13.480 --> 01:04:14.039 what he's going for. 1189 01:04:14.840 --> 01:04:18.119 Yeah, I imagine he's going for because Divine was was Uh. 1190 01:04:19.320 --> 01:04:22.079 I forget if Divine was dead by that point or not. 1191 01:04:22.519 --> 01:04:25.159 I don't think so. I think no, because Hairspray came 1192 01:04:25.159 --> 01:04:26.920 out in like eighty eight, I think, and a Donna. 1193 01:04:26.920 --> 01:04:30.719 It's another legit badass that the fans had have learned 1194 01:04:30.760 --> 01:04:33.599 to believe in, a great worker, a great promo, had 1195 01:04:34.000 --> 01:04:36.119 sellouts with Bob Acklam for the world title of the 1196 01:04:36.159 --> 01:04:39.800 Garden taken hyper seriously, much like Volkov was. And here 1197 01:04:39.880 --> 01:04:42.719 comes Vince and he's going to recharacterize you when now 1198 01:04:42.760 --> 01:04:44.639 look at the state of the man, look at how 1199 01:04:44.679 --> 01:04:49.000 he's being portrayed here. It's just a it's just a 1200 01:04:49.119 --> 01:04:53.679 complete disaster. This guy. It is funny. It is funny 1201 01:04:53.719 --> 01:04:57.280 hearing him speak, yes, looking like this, because his voice 1202 01:04:57.360 --> 01:05:01.719 is so you know, not. Yeah, he doesn't soften his 1203 01:05:01.840 --> 01:05:03.519 voice at all. He just keeps it like with the 1204 01:05:03.639 --> 01:05:07.280 the strong accent and everything. And uh, you know, Vince 1205 01:05:07.280 --> 01:05:08.880 talks about how he just simply has to look his 1206 01:05:09.039 --> 01:05:12.039 best and he says he'll be the next heavyweight champion 1207 01:05:12.079 --> 01:05:13.559 of the world, which is supposed to be funny, you know, 1208 01:05:13.639 --> 01:05:16.880 in contrast to his physical appearance, and Jimmy Hart is 1209 01:05:16.960 --> 01:05:20.239 urging the salon folks to not hurt Adrian Adonis's hair, 1210 01:05:20.440 --> 01:05:22.719 and a Donnas goes Jimmy, I don't want to look 1211 01:05:22.800 --> 01:05:26.000 cheap and they laugh in studio that is that is 1212 01:05:26.039 --> 01:05:28.679 a fun game, like what gets the audience out of 1213 01:05:28.719 --> 01:05:31.199 T and T taping to pop? Yes? And when did 1214 01:05:31.199 --> 01:05:35.840 they when are they silent? And Vince says, speaking of laughs, 1215 01:05:35.880 --> 01:05:37.360 I mean, now, yeah, I don't make them look cheap. 1216 01:05:37.400 --> 01:05:40.440 I'd don't don't let at the last laugh. Be careful 1217 01:05:40.480 --> 01:05:42.360 what you say. Don't burn his hair, don't burn his hair, 1218 01:05:43.480 --> 01:05:45.639 don't make him look cheap. I don't want to look cheap. 1219 01:05:46.079 --> 01:05:50.840 You never look cheap, you know what I Okay, So 1220 01:05:50.960 --> 01:05:52.960 something that kind of dawned on me during this segment 1221 01:05:54.679 --> 01:05:58.559 is that what I find so fascinating and and you 1222 01:05:58.639 --> 01:06:00.920 know what I find because when you when you take 1223 01:06:00.960 --> 01:06:06.119 it on a little bit of a more literal uh uh, 1224 01:06:07.760 --> 01:06:09.800 you know, make it a little more based on reality. 1225 01:06:11.000 --> 01:06:18.000 These wrestling managers are once they hire, they have their 1226 01:06:18.119 --> 01:06:25.639 protege here, their their charge. They immediately accept all their 1227 01:06:25.760 --> 01:06:31.679 quirks and all their differences. Jimmy Hart's fucking doing rotisserie 1228 01:06:32.039 --> 01:06:36.320 brisket for the for the funks. Here he is he 1229 01:06:36.480 --> 01:06:42.440 is engaging and and helping uh Adrian Adonis with his 1230 01:06:43.400 --> 01:06:46.280 with his his primping and his uh you know, his 1231 01:06:48.000 --> 01:06:50.599 his beauty routine and stuff like that. Like it's really 1232 01:06:52.480 --> 01:06:56.400 it's it's so wild to me. I mean, if you 1233 01:06:56.639 --> 01:06:58.360 get a little bit more serious on it, it's an 1234 01:06:58.360 --> 01:07:02.159 incredible show of accepting from the heel managers, you know, 1235 01:07:02.440 --> 01:07:04.079 in terms of that, because like, in a way, you'd 1236 01:07:04.079 --> 01:07:06.400 think it'd be the opposite. They'd kind of be like, 1237 01:07:06.519 --> 01:07:07.960 why don't I want to be around someone like this, 1238 01:07:08.639 --> 01:07:11.159 you know, But no, they accept all their quirks and 1239 01:07:11.239 --> 01:07:15.880 they completely buy into it and have to celebrate it. 1240 01:07:15.920 --> 01:07:19.320 It's it's a wild it's so hilarious to me that 1241 01:07:19.519 --> 01:07:22.519 that that they I don't know, I just never I 1242 01:07:22.760 --> 01:07:26.719 never really thought of that as a thing. 1243 01:07:27.000 --> 01:07:30.639 Like these guys have to buy into all their you know, 1244 01:07:30.719 --> 01:07:32.800 whoever they they end up managing, they have to buy 1245 01:07:32.840 --> 01:07:34.079 into all their all their stuff. 1246 01:07:34.360 --> 01:07:38.360 Yeah. Yeah, it's true. They have to be the like 1247 01:07:38.440 --> 01:07:41.760 a cheerleader, but almost like you know, just accept their 1248 01:07:41.800 --> 01:07:44.280 baggage is like the highest and best version of this guy, 1249 01:07:44.840 --> 01:07:47.920 right and take up the coach. It's a funny like 1250 01:07:48.039 --> 01:07:51.079 psychological thing that I never really that's a good point, 1251 01:07:51.559 --> 01:07:54.360 never even considered. They're so eager to please, so eager to. 1252 01:07:54.480 --> 01:07:57.719 Like Heenan the same way, like think of all the 1253 01:07:57.760 --> 01:08:01.119 people that Heenan has managed from, you know, like you've 1254 01:08:01.119 --> 01:08:05.159 got to you've got to accept all these all these characters. 1255 01:08:05.559 --> 01:08:13.400 Uh, you know, and they're there, you know, eccentricities, eccentricities, 1256 01:08:13.440 --> 01:08:15.639 thank you, Yes, And Vince say, shouldn't he spend maybe 1257 01:08:15.639 --> 01:08:17.359 a little more time on his physique as opposed to 1258 01:08:17.439 --> 01:08:20.279 his outer look? Well, let me just say this. Earlier 1259 01:08:20.319 --> 01:08:22.079 in the program, you saw a film that we did. 1260 01:08:22.840 --> 01:08:25.399 Isn't it isn't isn't his outer look is you know, 1261 01:08:25.560 --> 01:08:28.119 his physic. He is concidering about his outer look, and 1262 01:08:28.239 --> 01:08:30.479 his physique is part of his outer look. Right, so 1263 01:08:30.720 --> 01:08:32.520 you don't know what are you talking about? That is 1264 01:08:32.560 --> 01:08:34.199 the definition of physique in a lot of ways. It's 1265 01:08:34.279 --> 01:08:37.680 not internal. But Jimmy Harp points out that Adrian wants 1266 01:08:37.680 --> 01:08:39.399 weigh three hundred and five pounds right now he weighs 1267 01:08:39.399 --> 01:08:43.199 two sixty seven and slimming down. A close up of 1268 01:08:43.319 --> 01:08:47.760 his nails being done and god that Donna says, it 1269 01:08:47.840 --> 01:08:51.640 is very big surprise. I do everything in stride. Adrian says, 1270 01:08:52.439 --> 01:08:56.319 what was that? Do we know? How how did he 1271 01:08:56.399 --> 01:08:59.079 feel about this? He was fine with it, Yeah he was. Yeah, 1272 01:08:59.119 --> 01:09:02.359 he didn't care. I just cat jack. Yeah, yeah he was. 1273 01:09:03.680 --> 01:09:07.800 You know, he was always a true like drug problem, 1274 01:09:07.880 --> 01:09:11.680 this guy right coke in particular. We played the story 1275 01:09:12.399 --> 01:09:14.399 on Dark Side of the Ring unheard that Brett told. 1276 01:09:14.560 --> 01:09:16.840 It's all around. Yeah, you know how the fake Sammy 1277 01:09:16.880 --> 01:09:18.600 Hagar got in the ring at the Garden one time 1278 01:09:18.840 --> 01:09:21.439 and Adrian A. Donnas was kind of like the conduit 1279 01:09:21.520 --> 01:09:23.840 to it, because he was the one that just, you know, 1280 01:09:24.199 --> 01:09:25.880 just thought it was hilarious to do drugs with this 1281 01:09:25.960 --> 01:09:27.319 guy and ran with this idea that it was the 1282 01:09:27.439 --> 01:09:30.279 Van Halen r and then of course would meet a 1283 01:09:30.319 --> 01:09:33.520 tragic demise in a car accident with Adrian Adonna's But yeah, 1284 01:09:33.520 --> 01:09:35.319 I never got the impression that he was somebody that 1285 01:09:35.880 --> 01:09:39.000 felt affronted by this. It was just so he's one 1286 01:09:39.039 --> 01:09:41.359 of those guys that you know, when is that National 1287 01:09:41.399 --> 01:09:43.680 Spotlight portrayal, that's how everybody remembers him. And then you 1288 01:09:43.760 --> 01:09:46.199 go and watch like how serious of a heel he 1289 01:09:46.359 --> 01:09:49.399 was before that, you know, yeah, seriously, he was taken. 1290 01:09:49.479 --> 01:09:54.920 It's like, wow, like this guy, this guy really just 1291 01:09:55.039 --> 01:09:58.159 gave it all up to fit this Vince McMahon. You 1292 01:09:58.239 --> 01:10:01.359 know idea of this traveling circus, you know, all these 1293 01:10:01.479 --> 01:10:02.239 characters and everything. 1294 01:10:02.359 --> 01:10:02.520 Yeah. 1295 01:10:04.600 --> 01:10:06.439 Yeah, So they're going back and forth. He's saying, they 1296 01:10:06.439 --> 01:10:08.399 don't know what nature is all about. These people, they 1297 01:10:08.439 --> 01:10:10.359 don't know what feeling successful is all about. They don't 1298 01:10:10.359 --> 01:10:12.159 know what feeling like a real person is all about. 1299 01:10:12.199 --> 01:10:14.920 And I'm thinking, well, got them there, that's for damn sure. 1300 01:10:17.880 --> 01:10:20.680 So yeah, he's just carrying on in the in the 1301 01:10:20.880 --> 01:10:24.680 beauty chair and talking about how when you can look 1302 01:10:24.720 --> 01:10:26.760 out in the backyard and see the azaleas and the 1303 01:10:26.840 --> 01:10:29.479 flowers and the petunias and all my favorite plants and 1304 01:10:29.560 --> 01:10:32.079 the birds singing, I'm telling you, there's nothing like it, 1305 01:10:32.239 --> 01:10:34.800 especially when you have these lovely women taking care of you. 1306 01:10:35.079 --> 01:10:36.720 So yeah, he's kind of he's kind of doing the 1307 01:10:36.760 --> 01:10:39.079 gold dust and that, like right, they're trying to get 1308 01:10:39.079 --> 01:10:41.600 the fans to like be homophobic towards them. But he's 1309 01:10:41.600 --> 01:10:45.479 also surrounded by bucks and beauties, you know, right, Yeah, 1310 01:10:45.720 --> 01:10:50.319 it's very weird. How much play on that. Yeah, so 1311 01:10:50.359 --> 01:10:54.359 I'm talking about money is no object and and it 1312 01:10:54.479 --> 01:11:00.920 kind of ends with well, back up, we'll be back 1313 01:11:00.960 --> 01:11:02.640 with more and we're gonna stay with the Donnas to 1314 01:11:02.640 --> 01:11:05.000 see if there's any improvement in Adrian throughout tn T. 1315 01:11:05.680 --> 01:11:07.640 And we're back with the killer Bees. And they coude 1316 01:11:07.680 --> 01:11:10.000 that in here. Of course we don't get the killer 1317 01:11:10.039 --> 01:11:12.840 blade next. Yeah, there's no killer right, I know they 1318 01:11:13.039 --> 01:11:15.800 they do. The editing is very weird and there's no 1319 01:11:15.880 --> 01:11:19.600 reason to keep that in exactly. They transition right to uh. 1320 01:11:19.600 --> 01:11:22.560 Don Morocco is one extremely tough individual by any one's estimate. 1321 01:11:23.479 --> 01:11:23.840 We go. 1322 01:11:26.520 --> 01:11:30.199 Don Morocco has one extremely tough individual by anyone's estimate. 1323 01:11:30.720 --> 01:11:33.680 The former uter contidental champion has faced the toughest opponents 1324 01:11:33.680 --> 01:11:37.199 there are in putting some truly memorable matches with a 1325 01:11:37.319 --> 01:11:41.399 heavyweight champion Hull Cogan. But where the Magnificent One relaxes, 1326 01:11:41.479 --> 01:11:45.000 I must admit he does it with a particular shall 1327 01:11:45.079 --> 01:11:46.000 we say stop? 1328 01:11:49.159 --> 01:11:51.640 Yeah the match noise that was Morocco vers Hogan in 1329 01:11:51.680 --> 01:11:52.039 a cage. 1330 01:11:52.119 --> 01:11:56.560 Yeah, yeah, funny again. Another weird thing that that that 1331 01:11:56.720 --> 01:11:58.359 is the only thing we see of Hull Cogan. 1332 01:11:58.439 --> 01:12:02.359 It's it. Yeah, I mean, for those keeping score at home. 1333 01:12:02.399 --> 01:12:05.119 As to how rare hul Coogan actually was during the 1334 01:12:05.159 --> 01:12:11.039 Golden period home video releases, it's it's it's remarkable. I 1335 01:12:11.119 --> 01:12:13.239 had to be that contract man just pay him too 1336 01:12:13.319 --> 01:12:15.920 much to use them, so they just used him as 1337 01:12:15.960 --> 01:12:18.560 little as they could in a very strange kind of 1338 01:12:18.640 --> 01:12:23.119 reverse incentive way. So you have you. Mister Fujik was 1339 01:12:23.479 --> 01:12:25.880 talking about the magnificent Morocco, calling him a beach bum. 1340 01:12:26.079 --> 01:12:31.159 Vince says, if you let's go to the tape. 1341 01:12:32.520 --> 01:12:34.680 Yeah, I've got I've only got I got one little 1342 01:12:34.720 --> 01:12:39.800 bit from uh. Later on that he's when he's got 1343 01:12:39.840 --> 01:12:40.720 all that oil on him. 1344 01:12:40.800 --> 01:12:41.000 Yeah. 1345 01:12:41.039 --> 01:12:44.600 Yeah. So he's surrounded by women in bikinis and fuji 1346 01:12:44.680 --> 01:12:46.880 on the set of Tuesday Night Titans, and he says, 1347 01:12:46.920 --> 01:12:48.439 this is before the match and after the match and 1348 01:12:48.520 --> 01:12:50.920 in between in the daytime. That's how often I get 1349 01:12:50.960 --> 01:12:54.319 this done to me before the match, after the match, 1350 01:12:54.399 --> 01:12:58.000 and what was the sacond in between the and in 1351 01:12:58.119 --> 01:13:03.159 between the daytime? Okay, so all the time? Yeah, that's 1352 01:13:03.159 --> 01:13:06.720 another way of say Flower's day. Vin Vinson says, mister Rocco, 1353 01:13:06.920 --> 01:13:08.960 you travel with your lady friends all the time. I mean, 1354 01:13:09.359 --> 01:13:12.079 is this is this an occasional occurrence. I want to 1355 01:13:12.119 --> 01:13:17.479 learn more. Pal quite a bit of oil. He is, Moco, 1356 01:13:18.199 --> 01:13:18.560 what do you. 1357 01:13:20.079 --> 01:13:20.119 What? 1358 01:13:20.479 --> 01:13:20.800 What do you? 1359 01:13:20.880 --> 01:13:21.199 What do you? 1360 01:13:21.720 --> 01:13:22.079 What is this? 1361 01:13:22.279 --> 01:13:24.199 Can tell me? How do you? How do you keep 1362 01:13:24.279 --> 01:13:27.560 these women around? Do you pay them? Do they do 1363 01:13:27.640 --> 01:13:31.239 you satisfy them? How do they sign documents? Do you sign? 1364 01:13:31.960 --> 01:13:35.039 What is the what is the the disclosure arrangement that 1365 01:13:35.119 --> 01:13:41.039 you have? How's the non disclosure agreement? Non disclosure arrangement? 1366 01:13:43.680 --> 01:13:45.279 And this is where the oil hits his skin and 1367 01:13:45.359 --> 01:13:48.520 he goes, oh, must have lots of oil. He talks 1368 01:13:48.520 --> 01:13:50.840 about how the sun will come and penetrate his beautiful 1369 01:13:50.880 --> 01:13:53.520 skin and make it gold. And he says, you know what, 1370 01:13:53.600 --> 01:13:55.279 I do have a lot of problems sometimes, Yeah, this 1371 01:13:55.399 --> 01:13:57.279 is where I got I got a lot of problems. 1372 01:13:57.319 --> 01:13:57.680 Here we go. 1373 01:13:58.079 --> 01:13:59.399 I do have a lot of problems. 1374 01:13:59.439 --> 01:14:02.439 Sometimes I have to have my bodyguards. 1375 01:14:02.479 --> 01:14:04.720 Mister Fuji has to uh has to uh. 1376 01:14:05.479 --> 01:14:06.920 He's doing a good job of right now. 1377 01:14:07.560 --> 01:14:14.479 He has to cracking out screens getting down there, mister Fuji. 1378 01:14:14.720 --> 01:14:18.720 Uh. But managers like him, people don't need enemy sometimes the. 1379 01:14:21.920 --> 01:14:24.560 I love, Yeah, I would think so, but but does 1380 01:14:24.640 --> 01:14:27.000 that not keep you on your toes, mister Morocco, and keep. 1381 01:14:26.880 --> 01:14:29.439 You got on my toes, I got it behind my knees, 1382 01:14:29.760 --> 01:14:31.600 I got out of my ears, you name it. 1383 01:14:31.680 --> 01:14:33.960 That's why I got oil, thanks to mister Fuji. 1384 01:14:34.279 --> 01:14:36.880 But we having a good time racking up, and I 1385 01:14:37.039 --> 01:14:38.279 want my cross to be happy. 1386 01:14:40.439 --> 01:14:40.920 Happy too. 1387 01:14:41.800 --> 01:14:45.560 I'm very happy, mister Fuji. 1388 01:14:45.600 --> 01:14:48.439 How much oil our case of oil per month? And 1389 01:14:48.720 --> 01:14:52.079 ten w what's it your weight of the oil? Ten forty, 1390 01:14:52.520 --> 01:14:58.960 ten forty? Yes, any good for motouncle oil? Like moil 1391 01:14:59.640 --> 01:15:00.920 they skins come. 1392 01:15:02.960 --> 01:15:04.000 It's like baby skin. 1393 01:15:04.279 --> 01:15:05.239 Baby scary. 1394 01:15:06.479 --> 01:15:10.600 Muscle comes all in between baby skin and make very tough. 1395 01:15:10.640 --> 01:15:11.039 You know what I mean. 1396 01:15:11.119 --> 01:15:15.279 Well, I'm gonna say, mister Morocco, this is we thank 1397 01:15:15.319 --> 01:15:15.880 you very much. 1398 01:15:15.920 --> 01:15:19.159 Iran has nothing on us. Would say Iran has nothing 1399 01:15:19.199 --> 01:15:22.399 on us. Iran is nothing on so much oil, right, 1400 01:15:22.600 --> 01:15:25.760 I get it. He's got so much oil. My god, 1401 01:15:26.039 --> 01:15:31.840 it's so fucking it's like it's just insane, it really is. 1402 01:15:31.960 --> 01:15:35.119 It's just pure insanity. It's it's it's crazy what they 1403 01:15:35.199 --> 01:15:40.000 fucking come up with. Like I know, like that's that's 1404 01:15:40.359 --> 01:15:44.000 what I don't here's what we're thinking about. Yeah, right, well, 1405 01:15:44.199 --> 01:15:45.720 well I only got an idea right. 1406 01:15:45.920 --> 01:15:47.399 Do you think about this? What do you about oil? 1407 01:15:47.800 --> 01:15:50.319 What do you feel about oil? What are your opinions 1408 01:15:50.399 --> 01:15:51.560 on the oil scene, Vince. 1409 01:15:51.600 --> 01:15:55.520 I don't really agree with OPEC and their artificial curving 1410 01:15:55.600 --> 01:15:58.159 of production, of course, but what do you think about it? 1411 01:15:58.199 --> 01:16:01.680 On your body, on your physical on your physical aperture, 1412 01:16:02.239 --> 01:16:09.680 have aperture to gene. I've always believed that if you're 1413 01:16:09.760 --> 01:16:13.800 going to have a nickname, back to the fucking nicknames. 1414 01:16:14.279 --> 01:16:15.640 Oh my god, Jane. 1415 01:16:16.119 --> 01:16:18.039 I've always believed that if you're going to have a nickname, 1416 01:16:18.159 --> 01:16:21.079 especially one you give yourself, you better be willing to 1417 01:16:21.199 --> 01:16:21.520 back it. 1418 01:16:21.640 --> 01:16:22.079 Uphaps. 1419 01:16:22.439 --> 01:16:24.760 Let's go to the studio as you have a chance 1420 01:16:24.840 --> 01:16:29.439 to match wits with a self proclaimed masterminds manager, Bobby 1421 01:16:29.479 --> 01:16:32.560 the Brain. Heenen, as we play Baffle the Brain. 1422 01:16:33.680 --> 01:16:36.039 I've got the main part. I don't have the beginning 1423 01:16:36.039 --> 01:16:38.680 where he talks about the manager of the year stuff. 1424 01:16:38.800 --> 01:16:42.000 Yes, yes, they're saying you're not officially manager of the year. 1425 01:16:42.039 --> 01:16:45.039 He's saying, yes he is. As far as I'm concerned, 1426 01:16:45.079 --> 01:16:48.159 I am, he says, as. 1427 01:16:48.039 --> 01:16:51.199 Far as I am. That's always my favorite. As far 1428 01:16:51.239 --> 01:16:54.079 as I'm concerned, I am Manager of the year. Yes, 1429 01:16:54.479 --> 01:16:55.560 that's most people are like that. 1430 01:16:55.600 --> 01:16:59.000 I feel absolutely Heenan continues to crack up. Lord l 1431 01:16:59.439 --> 01:17:02.399 in ways convinced Loria Ali isn't supposed to be laughing. Yeah, 1432 01:17:02.399 --> 01:17:05.000 but Evince says, not exactly. But in any event, at 1433 01:17:05.039 --> 01:17:10.199 one point, oh my god, you've actually given this segment 1434 01:17:10.399 --> 01:17:14.840 unbeknownst to you a little You've you've actually given this, Yes, 1435 01:17:15.000 --> 01:17:16.159 you did, he says, you've. 1436 01:17:16.680 --> 01:17:20.760 But you've actually given this segment to unbeknownst to you 1437 01:17:20.920 --> 01:17:22.239 a little title. 1438 01:17:22.279 --> 01:17:25.680 What's the name of it? Baffle the brain, Baffle the brain? 1439 01:17:25.720 --> 01:17:28.000 That should would be too difficult to Why don't we try? 1440 01:17:29.399 --> 01:17:31.000 Well, wait a minute, don't set me up here. 1441 01:17:31.319 --> 01:17:33.000 I don't know what questions you wouldn't ask me? 1442 01:17:33.479 --> 01:17:35.159 What I was thinking that you always say you know 1443 01:17:35.279 --> 01:17:36.239 so much about wrestling. 1444 01:17:36.319 --> 01:17:37.319 I do, that's my life. 1445 01:17:37.479 --> 01:17:37.760 Okay. 1446 01:17:37.960 --> 01:17:40.479 Then I thought that maybe we'd ask a few questions 1447 01:17:40.520 --> 01:17:42.479 and say, if you could answer them correctly. 1448 01:17:43.319 --> 01:17:44.680 You don't try to embarrass me, aren't you. 1449 01:17:45.359 --> 01:17:49.760 No, No, we wouldn't do anything about that, would we. 1450 01:17:49.760 --> 01:17:50.000 Evan? 1451 01:17:50.680 --> 01:17:51.000 All right? 1452 01:17:51.439 --> 01:17:53.960 Okay, the first one, okay, the first one of these 1453 01:17:54.079 --> 01:17:54.960 questions you want to ask? 1454 01:17:55.199 --> 01:17:57.479 Answer these, I'll let you know if I feel like 1455 01:17:57.479 --> 01:17:57.880 I answering. 1456 01:17:58.079 --> 01:18:03.920 Okay, is in three parts? The intercontinental title changed once 1457 01:18:04.000 --> 01:18:05.159 in nineteen eighty five? 1458 01:18:05.479 --> 01:18:06.039 What city? 1459 01:18:08.960 --> 01:18:09.920 Baltimore, Maryland? 1460 01:18:10.239 --> 01:18:14.119 Absolutely right? Who won the intercontinental title? 1461 01:18:14.199 --> 01:18:18.520 That Tito Santana. 1462 01:18:18.680 --> 01:18:21.560 Well that's real difficult since when you consider that answered 1463 01:18:21.600 --> 01:18:23.359 that one, I mean the guy hasn't lost it, So 1464 01:18:23.399 --> 01:18:23.720 who won? 1465 01:18:23.720 --> 01:18:26.640 I mean we have had a title change since anyone? 1466 01:18:27.840 --> 01:18:28.720 Is he playing this game? 1467 01:18:28.840 --> 01:18:32.640 No, I'm the peanut section? Well, how do you do 1468 01:18:32.800 --> 01:18:33.039 to them? 1469 01:18:35.640 --> 01:18:35.960 Okay? 1470 01:18:36.840 --> 01:18:38.920 Captain Louel Barno was once at tackle. 1471 01:18:38.960 --> 01:18:41.319 How do duty is? Bob backman man? I want you 1472 01:18:41.399 --> 01:18:42.800 to listen speaking of how do you duty? I want 1473 01:18:42.840 --> 01:18:45.199 you to listen to the way Vince says your time 1474 01:18:45.520 --> 01:18:47.760 is up. A little bit of North Carolina comes out. 1475 01:18:47.760 --> 01:18:51.479 Oh my god, team champion himself. Two parts of this one. 1476 01:18:51.920 --> 01:18:54.680 What was the name of the team and who was 1477 01:18:54.800 --> 01:18:55.319 his partner? 1478 01:18:56.800 --> 01:18:57.439 That's a good one. 1479 01:19:00.079 --> 01:19:03.359 You're Tonytmore was not the name of the team. 1480 01:19:03.840 --> 01:19:07.920 That was his partner and the team was called the Sicilians. 1481 01:19:08.960 --> 01:19:09.399 Very good? 1482 01:19:10.119 --> 01:19:14.119 Okay, applause? 1483 01:19:14.199 --> 01:19:16.840 Not much, Fred Blessie, there's not much out here. 1484 01:19:17.279 --> 01:19:20.359 Remember I say, long career, very well known as a manager, 1485 01:19:21.520 --> 01:19:25.319 but he only managed one World Heavyweight champion. Two questions here, 1486 01:19:25.760 --> 01:19:28.720 One who was that person and who beat him ultimately 1487 01:19:28.840 --> 01:19:29.359 for the title. 1488 01:19:32.479 --> 01:19:34.479 Freddy Blessing managed the Iron Chic. 1489 01:19:35.000 --> 01:19:36.359 Right, He's not bad, is he? 1490 01:19:37.239 --> 01:19:39.720 And the man that beat him is Hulk Hogan? 1491 01:19:40.039 --> 01:19:42.920 Absolutely right there, you're not doing too bad that okay? 1492 01:19:43.359 --> 01:19:44.079 Who held. 1493 01:19:46.039 --> 01:19:50.479 Who held all three w WF championships in his career 1494 01:19:50.840 --> 01:19:52.079 and is still wrestling today. 1495 01:19:52.840 --> 01:19:53.720 Really well, now. 1496 01:19:53.720 --> 01:19:57.159 You're talking about the World Championship, yes, the World's Tag. 1497 01:19:57.079 --> 01:19:59.479 Team Championship and the Intercontinental the other three and he 1498 01:19:59.560 --> 01:20:00.000 still rests. 1499 01:20:00.239 --> 01:20:13.560 No, Bernie, this his brain, I think the wheels we 1500 01:20:13.640 --> 01:20:15.159 don't right? 1501 01:20:15.359 --> 01:20:16.479 Good? Okay? 1502 01:20:16.560 --> 01:20:21.159 The last one here, name two current managers who are 1503 01:20:21.199 --> 01:20:23.079 on the inside of the wrestling. 1504 01:20:22.800 --> 01:20:26.800 Album, the rock and roll wrestling album. 1505 01:20:26.960 --> 01:20:29.640 Yes, the one that's just out the wrestler. 1506 01:20:31.279 --> 01:20:31.880 Jimmy Hart. 1507 01:20:32.600 --> 01:20:34.359 Right, who's the other? 1508 01:20:38.000 --> 01:20:38.039 Me? 1509 01:20:38.960 --> 01:20:39.760 No? Wrong? 1510 01:20:40.800 --> 01:20:43.640 No, you're not on the inside of wrestling album. You're 1511 01:20:43.760 --> 01:20:46.600 you're wrong. No, I'm never wrong, You're wrong. 1512 01:20:47.880 --> 01:20:48.039 One. 1513 01:20:48.680 --> 01:20:57.199 Yes, inside there's Jimmy Hart and lu Al Battle. No, 1514 01:20:57.520 --> 01:20:58.119 I don't believe that. 1515 01:20:58.159 --> 01:20:58.880 He believe. 1516 01:21:01.359 --> 01:21:03.920 No, you asked me who was the wrestling managers in there? 1517 01:21:04.840 --> 01:21:07.439 Jimmy Hart, Loui Albano and who else? You mentioned somebody else? 1518 01:21:07.479 --> 01:21:09.239 You didn't mentioned me to do that? 1519 01:21:10.720 --> 01:21:12.920 Oh no, no, wait, no, I'm not now quit. 1520 01:21:13.119 --> 01:21:14.239 Trying to make a phot on me out here. 1521 01:21:14.319 --> 01:21:15.119 I don't know you do that. 1522 01:21:15.119 --> 01:21:17.800 I can do that without you. I mean, I mean yeah, that. 1523 01:21:19.600 --> 01:21:24.880 Way, I mean right, I'm right. 1524 01:21:25.000 --> 01:21:28.000 The whole thing I mentioned it was Captain little Banto. 1525 01:21:28.039 --> 01:21:29.399 I said Louis Banno and Jimmy Hart. 1526 01:21:29.399 --> 01:21:29.640 Didn't. 1527 01:21:29.640 --> 01:21:32.600 He didn't say I did this thing. 1528 01:21:33.399 --> 01:21:34.520 You heard me, didn't. 1529 01:21:37.079 --> 01:21:38.600 See. I knew you guys are gonna set me up 1530 01:21:38.600 --> 01:21:39.560 one back with the others. 1531 01:21:39.640 --> 01:21:41.279 The others were, okay, No I named them. 1532 01:21:41.279 --> 01:21:42.199 I named them all. 1533 01:21:42.640 --> 01:21:45.560 Yes, I said lou Albano and Jimmy Hart except for that. No, 1534 01:21:45.680 --> 01:21:46.720 I did say Loui Albano. 1535 01:21:47.640 --> 01:21:49.720 No, no, no, who do you think. 1536 01:21:53.199 --> 01:21:54.279 I did say Louis Bano? 1537 01:21:54.680 --> 01:21:54.720 No? 1538 01:21:54.880 --> 01:21:56.359 You did not. You heard me say. 1539 01:21:58.840 --> 01:21:59.479 Back tracking. 1540 01:22:00.359 --> 01:22:06.680 Ye, Unfortunately, mister Heena is leaving your premises in protest. 1541 01:22:06.960 --> 01:22:10.600 That's good stuff. Yeah. I wonder if he actually was 1542 01:22:11.479 --> 01:22:13.600 put on the spot to answer those trivia questions. Yeah, 1543 01:22:13.600 --> 01:22:15.159 I don't know. I mean it kind of sounds like 1544 01:22:15.239 --> 01:22:17.079 it in a way. He answers them like not with 1545 01:22:17.159 --> 01:22:19.720 a comedy or time like comedic timing. He just answers 1546 01:22:19.760 --> 01:22:21.800 them like, yeah, he's thinking really hard about it, right 1547 01:22:22.039 --> 01:22:25.319 he does, You're right, and more lejet that he gets 1548 01:22:25.319 --> 01:22:28.079 it right, you know. Uh So we move on to 1549 01:22:28.079 --> 01:22:32.279 the Hillbillies now and Piper and all and all that. Yeah, 1550 01:22:32.479 --> 01:22:37.359 it's it's Jesse Ventura in a ring Cowboy Bob Orton 1551 01:22:37.359 --> 01:22:38.960 and Roddy Piper. We get a glimpse of a six 1552 01:22:39.039 --> 01:22:41.920 man where they take on Hillbilly Jim, Uncle Elmer and 1553 01:22:42.000 --> 01:22:42.600 cousin Luke. 1554 01:22:43.199 --> 01:22:47.920 And it's kind of wild because yeah, because they yeah, 1555 01:22:48.439 --> 01:22:53.399 this don't they this is weird because they they show 1556 01:22:53.439 --> 01:22:54.600 a little bit of this match. 1557 01:22:56.000 --> 01:22:59.239 And with Jean's intro, then they go to the studio. 1558 01:22:59.319 --> 01:23:01.239 Then they show them match again again. Yeah, what the 1559 01:23:01.319 --> 01:23:04.239 fuck is going on? It's very fucking weird. But here 1560 01:23:04.439 --> 01:23:06.760 this is a this is Jean's intro. 1561 01:23:06.920 --> 01:23:09.640 Here talk about a match made in heaven. Jesse Ventura, 1562 01:23:09.760 --> 01:23:12.840 Cowboy Bob Barton, and rowdy Roddy Piper team up in 1563 01:23:12.880 --> 01:23:17.319 a six man tag against the hill Billys, Jim, Uncle Almber, 1564 01:23:17.800 --> 01:23:18.680 and cousin Luke. 1565 01:23:20.600 --> 01:23:24.520 And that's and then then then you go to the studio. Oh, bizarre. 1566 01:23:25.239 --> 01:23:28.199 It's very weird. There. You get Uncle Elmer and his 1567 01:23:28.319 --> 01:23:32.880 honeymoon and his bride Joyce about ready, we're told to 1568 01:23:33.000 --> 01:23:39.119 tour the Tunnel of Love and they make some you know, 1569 01:23:39.279 --> 01:23:41.800 kind of un toured remarks about that. You ever been 1570 01:23:41.880 --> 01:23:43.880 to the Tunnel of Love up in Niagara Falls? No, 1571 01:23:44.039 --> 01:23:45.520 but if I got a few moments on the weekend, 1572 01:23:45.560 --> 01:23:49.680 you'll be lucky. Appreciate the invitation. Now I'm booked, you're booked, 1573 01:23:49.720 --> 01:23:51.359 Yeah right, Well, in any event, I'm going to take 1574 01:23:51.359 --> 01:23:52.560 you an out of a match that I'm sure that 1575 01:23:52.640 --> 01:23:54.560 you and a will long remember. So this is but 1576 01:23:54.680 --> 01:23:58.760 you know who's not booked, Dennis Damp. This is Vincent 1577 01:23:58.800 --> 01:24:00.760 Piper going back and forth on the set of Tuesday 1578 01:24:00.840 --> 01:24:03.960 Night Titans. And then Piper explodes to the promo saying, 1579 01:24:04.079 --> 01:24:05.600 I do want to say something. This match. You're going 1580 01:24:05.640 --> 01:24:08.560 to see the difference between the caliber a bunch of 1581 01:24:08.640 --> 01:24:10.880 fat slob hillbillies that come in there wearing four hundred 1582 01:24:10.880 --> 01:24:15.840 twenty pounds and the different caliber professional wrestlers like Ace 1583 01:24:15.840 --> 01:24:17.359 and myself. You just go ahead and take a look 1584 01:24:17.399 --> 01:24:21.960 at it. Piper was fired up and high on these sets. 1585 01:24:22.000 --> 01:24:24.039 Oh you can tell him he's fucking oh god, he's 1586 01:24:24.079 --> 01:24:26.399 gone man oh man, he is on a rocket ship. 1587 01:24:28.760 --> 01:24:31.359 I do believe that this match is from the when 1588 01:24:31.399 --> 01:24:33.600 they show the matches from the sun Dome. Oh really 1589 01:24:33.960 --> 01:24:39.439 in Tampa December nineteenth. N fascinating. Yeah again, vent tour 1590 01:24:39.479 --> 01:24:43.920 wrestling so much later than I appreciated inf oh for sure, 1591 01:24:43.960 --> 01:24:46.720 despite that career ending injury. So it's a pure six brawl. 1592 01:24:46.760 --> 01:24:48.800 They're slugging away. Jesse's in their feeding elm Or. This 1593 01:24:48.960 --> 01:24:51.680 was on Saturday Night's Maine event. By the way, this matchup, 1594 01:24:51.720 --> 01:24:54.600 I believe, yes, yes it was. So this is Jesse 1595 01:24:54.720 --> 01:24:57.319 actually not just being the voice of snmy but actually 1596 01:24:57.359 --> 01:25:01.319 wrestling on the show. He's in there feeding Elmer and 1597 01:25:01.399 --> 01:25:06.880 that's saying something. Uh Ben's an Enan. We're on the call, 1598 01:25:06.960 --> 01:25:09.800 and Heenen suggested, Jesse warned me, you'd be like this. 1599 01:25:10.000 --> 01:25:14.840 As we begin the vincok Man Bobby Heenan Chemistry, Piper 1600 01:25:14.960 --> 01:25:16.880 is a headbutting hill billy Jim who hulks up and 1601 01:25:16.960 --> 01:25:19.800 returns fire. Piper reaches for the tag but he can't 1602 01:25:19.800 --> 01:25:21.720 get it, so he slaps Jim over and over and 1603 01:25:22.239 --> 01:25:25.439 what a paint brush job. Vince McMahon says, backs Jim 1604 01:25:25.520 --> 01:25:28.079 to the corner tags in Ventura, while Orton throws at 1605 01:25:28.159 --> 01:25:30.039 him from the apron. Jesse with her right hands and 1606 01:25:30.119 --> 01:25:33.000 some clubbing shots, and Orton gets in with a running elbow. 1607 01:25:33.159 --> 01:25:34.880 Piper gets in a lot of quick tags from the 1608 01:25:34.920 --> 01:25:37.159 heel side. Hill Billy Jim blocks him and hits him 1609 01:25:37.159 --> 01:25:39.520 and tags Luke. Heenan says, I don't know how you 1610 01:25:39.600 --> 01:25:43.199 can tell them apart. And Luke is throwing sledgehammers at 1611 01:25:43.199 --> 01:25:46.920 everyone and they're popping with each successive blow, double back, 1612 01:25:46.960 --> 01:25:49.960 sandle and a slam. Tell me why that worked. I 1613 01:25:50.039 --> 01:25:54.159 have no fucking idea why sledgehammer? No, No, the fucking 1614 01:25:54.439 --> 01:25:56.720 that's the hillbilly thing. Oh yeah, I know, like the 1615 01:25:56.800 --> 01:26:01.199 whole fucking this. I don't get why this was. It 1616 01:26:01.279 --> 01:26:04.319 gets so popular. Yeah, hill Billy Jim was, you know, 1617 01:26:04.359 --> 01:26:05.840 I don't know if it was the hillbilly thing. I 1618 01:26:05.840 --> 01:26:08.439 think it was just that Hillbilly Jim was Hull Cogan's 1619 01:26:08.920 --> 01:26:11.960 associate in eighty six. It was kind of positioned as 1620 01:26:12.000 --> 01:26:14.479 Hull Cogan's best friend. But then, how can you get 1621 01:26:14.520 --> 01:26:17.600 this fucking uncle uncle Elmer and there you care so 1622 01:26:17.680 --> 01:26:20.680 much about his fucking wedding, like, what is this ship? Yeah, 1623 01:26:20.720 --> 01:26:22.479 they kind of went that way after hill Billy Jim 1624 01:26:22.560 --> 01:26:25.119 slipped on the floor but broke his leg in the 1625 01:26:25.199 --> 01:26:27.520 middle of the biggest push you would ever hope to get, 1626 01:26:28.199 --> 01:26:30.800 and they just needed a cousin, Luke, I think, to 1627 01:26:30.840 --> 01:26:33.560 fill in the dates. And then here comes Tuesday Night Titans, 1628 01:26:33.600 --> 01:26:35.960 and we have this platform to do these fucking you know, 1629 01:26:36.359 --> 01:26:38.680 skits and these things that involve wrestlers but have nothing 1630 01:26:38.720 --> 01:26:41.760 to do with wrestling itself. And yeah, there's Uncle Elmer. 1631 01:26:41.800 --> 01:26:44.479 I mean, you can't if you're Vince, you're not going 1632 01:26:44.560 --> 01:26:48.479 to resist that temptation to do something crazy. He's fantastic. 1633 01:26:48.800 --> 01:26:52.079 He's fantastic, that's right. So the pier six brawl breaks out. 1634 01:26:52.159 --> 01:26:57.159 Orton drop so fucking you why it was a wide load? 1635 01:26:57.239 --> 01:27:01.119 Pell Why this guy eats a lot? Pier six brawl 1636 01:27:01.199 --> 01:27:05.199 breaks out Orton, it's a drop kick, and Elmer throws 1637 01:27:05.479 --> 01:27:10.840 his weight at Aventura very least, but Orton blindsides Luke. 1638 01:27:11.239 --> 01:27:14.239 Cousin Luke and he and and of course says he 1639 01:27:14.319 --> 01:27:17.800 must have tripped and just lost his footing and Piper 1640 01:27:17.840 --> 01:27:21.039 puts the sleeper hole on Luke and falls on a 1641 01:27:21.079 --> 01:27:23.720 seat and goes limp and the heels win back to 1642 01:27:23.760 --> 01:27:26.439 the studio with rowdy roddy Piper and Bob Orton Jr. 1643 01:27:26.479 --> 01:27:28.479 They're a plodding and jeering. As Vince said, did you 1644 01:27:28.600 --> 01:27:30.600 not categorize that as a typical cheap victory? 1645 01:27:31.399 --> 01:27:33.960 Oh yeah, I got this, uh this, some of this 1646 01:27:34.079 --> 01:27:37.600 here for up until up until well you'll see where 1647 01:27:37.600 --> 01:27:37.920 it ends. 1648 01:27:38.319 --> 01:27:44.039 But but you not categorize it as a typical cheap victory. 1649 01:27:44.880 --> 01:27:45.119 Cheap? 1650 01:27:45.279 --> 01:27:48.239 No, no, no, no no, not not considering I got 1651 01:27:48.279 --> 01:27:50.479 paid three times as much as they did, as I will, 1652 01:27:50.920 --> 01:27:53.520 I wouldn't considered about fifty grand I wouldn't consider that 1653 01:27:53.600 --> 01:27:56.039 a cheap victory. I wouldn't consider a cheap victory because 1654 01:27:56.039 --> 01:27:57.479 they want to go out and retain all kinds of 1655 01:27:57.520 --> 01:27:59.199 stuff about us, and all of a sudden they want 1656 01:27:59.199 --> 01:28:00.960 to play big time. They get there, they get their 1657 01:28:01.000 --> 01:28:03.399 butt knocked down. They're sitting down there like a lady 1658 01:28:03.479 --> 01:28:07.720 on Saturday night. Menersit down there, boom, and they're sitting. 1659 01:28:08.079 --> 01:28:09.399 Quite well for themselves, and. 1660 01:28:11.520 --> 01:28:13.520 Fear staff on the body. 1661 01:28:13.600 --> 01:28:16.119 Piper put the man to sleep right there, I mean, 1662 01:28:16.439 --> 01:28:20.439 right in front of God and everybody putting to sleep daddy. 1663 01:28:23.359 --> 01:28:33.319 Serious, he looks serious. How that Bruno Sammartino? 1664 01:28:33.640 --> 01:28:39.760 What more? All right, Well there's your shirt. More garlic, 1665 01:28:40.039 --> 01:28:43.359 more garlic, more garland. Listen, I'm not gonna twist my 1666 01:28:43.479 --> 01:28:46.159 arm on that one. Please. Then Vince makes reference to 1667 01:28:46.520 --> 01:28:49.640 h Piper's track on the Wrestling Album, which, as we 1668 01:28:49.720 --> 01:28:55.479 recently discussed, was what is it it's supposed to be? 1669 01:28:55.640 --> 01:28:58.760 Go fund yourself? He replaced, He replaced the words I'm 1670 01:28:58.760 --> 01:29:03.159 trying to remember what it is? Oh for everybody instead 1671 01:29:03.199 --> 01:29:06.680 of fuck everybody? Right, And they kind of talk around 1672 01:29:06.720 --> 01:29:08.520 that and don't really address that on the fact that 1673 01:29:08.600 --> 01:29:11.479 it's that it's a pun. Vince says to Piper, that's 1674 01:29:11.479 --> 01:29:19.279 a nasty looking piece of chewing. Piper high as fuck 1675 01:29:19.560 --> 01:29:21.159 is asked if he would be voted the best single 1676 01:29:21.239 --> 01:29:24.960 vocal performer on the Wrestling album and and he would 1677 01:29:25.000 --> 01:29:26.840 be right. Didn't he win that one? He did? Yeah, 1678 01:29:26.920 --> 01:29:31.560 that's where he breaks. Heats the podium, right, collapses. He 1679 01:29:31.640 --> 01:29:38.000 want something just I mean, he he's a mess. He's 1680 01:29:38.039 --> 01:29:40.840 a real mess on this fucking thing. He's like an overload. 1681 01:29:40.920 --> 01:29:42.760 But at the same time he's like slowed way down. 1682 01:29:42.800 --> 01:29:46.520 He's like almost his voice. Yeah, you know his voice 1683 01:29:46.640 --> 01:29:49.079 is so I mean, he says he lost his voice, 1684 01:29:51.399 --> 01:29:52.439 but he's a fucking mess. 1685 01:29:52.560 --> 01:29:52.760 Wow. 1686 01:29:54.159 --> 01:29:56.520 Yeah. They talk about, you know, if you want to 1687 01:29:56.560 --> 01:29:59.239 find the true meaning of the title of my song 1688 01:29:59.319 --> 01:30:01.079 on the album, will like the Beatles deal where you 1689 01:30:01.119 --> 01:30:02.600 got to play it backwards and you need to have 1690 01:30:02.680 --> 01:30:04.840 a high IQ. Orse. Piper put it one of over 1691 01:30:04.920 --> 01:30:10.920 twenty one to figure it out. And yep, Piper's voice 1692 01:30:11.000 --> 01:30:12.800 is shot for whatever reason. I don't know if he's 1693 01:30:12.880 --> 01:30:15.279 just screaming on a promo or what, but he sounds 1694 01:30:15.359 --> 01:30:18.399 raspy as hell, and he does. I mean, he sounds 1695 01:30:18.439 --> 01:30:21.439 like he just woke up after, you know, an all nighter, 1696 01:30:21.479 --> 01:30:23.720 which she did of course, yeah, of course. Then says 1697 01:30:23.760 --> 01:30:25.279 hopefully you'll take care of your voice so in the 1698 01:30:25.319 --> 01:30:27.880 future you can come back and join us, and Piper goes, 1699 01:30:27.920 --> 01:30:33.600 your hair looks nice, it's not receding anymore. Oh and 1700 01:30:33.680 --> 01:30:36.920 then Vinn says, I had it fixed, and thus perhaps 1701 01:30:37.760 --> 01:30:40.720 the genesis of Vince Wear's two day right right here 1702 01:30:40.800 --> 01:30:44.159 on Tuesday Night Titans. It could be probably go back 1703 01:30:44.199 --> 01:30:46.720 to gene a little retrospective on the now famous Fuji 1704 01:30:46.840 --> 01:30:49.880 Morocco productions. Oh yeah, more of this shit. Here we go. 1705 01:30:50.039 --> 01:30:51.520 Acting seminar in coming. 1706 01:30:52.119 --> 01:30:55.479 A little retrospective on the Nile famous Fuji Morocco productions, 1707 01:30:55.720 --> 01:30:57.600 along with a seminar on acting. 1708 01:30:58.880 --> 01:31:19.640 The Sling Podcast, the wrestling podcast that knows the boys 1709 01:31:19.760 --> 01:31:42.119 need their candy. It's the Lapsed Fan. He's a lapsed 1710 01:31:42.199 --> 01:31:47.079 fan wrestling podcast with Jack and Carnacio and JP sorrow. 1711 01:31:50.279 --> 01:31:52.920 Sounds fine and yeah, no, totally listen. 1712 01:31:53.039 --> 01:31:57.760 Listen because if honestly, I I wish I'd had the 1713 01:31:57.880 --> 01:32:03.520 advice and the teachings have Don Morocco, you know, fifteen 1714 01:32:03.600 --> 01:32:06.880 years ago it would been so useful. 1715 01:32:07.439 --> 01:32:11.239 It would have been, but it was not to be. Apparently, Yeah, 1716 01:32:11.720 --> 01:32:22.119 so I wait a minute, it is Oh yeah, I 1717 01:32:22.199 --> 01:32:25.319 got some Moroco foodie stuff. Yeah so I got this 1718 01:32:25.640 --> 01:32:30.960 is uh uh. I believe it ends up with Vince 1719 01:32:31.039 --> 01:32:34.840 pitching the clips from the stuff, and I've got all 1720 01:32:34.920 --> 01:32:38.399 the do it the clips. But first, here's the here's 1721 01:32:38.840 --> 01:32:41.439 him again. I don't remember what the whole thing and 1722 01:32:41.479 --> 01:32:45.039 I know what he pitches to, but Morocco says something beforehand, there's. 1723 01:32:44.760 --> 01:32:47.319 The look I love so much and you do love me, 1724 01:32:47.520 --> 01:32:49.239 or you wouldn't have taken on the set for me 1725 01:32:49.600 --> 01:32:50.880 like you did at the nurses station. 1726 01:32:51.439 --> 01:32:53.159 Now prove you love me with a kiss. 1727 01:32:53.840 --> 01:32:55.720 Go home and kiss your wife. 1728 01:32:58.000 --> 01:32:59.359 You know I'd only be thinking of you. 1729 01:32:59.520 --> 01:33:02.119 She doesn't understand me. I can be myself with you. 1730 01:33:02.439 --> 01:33:04.880 I need you, Louise. We've got so much going for us. 1731 01:33:04.880 --> 01:33:06.439 Don't let that fact that I'm going back to my 1732 01:33:06.479 --> 01:33:07.600 wife spoil a good thing for. 1733 01:33:07.640 --> 01:33:08.159 Both of us. 1734 01:33:09.119 --> 01:33:12.079 Do you ever stop and listen to yourself. 1735 01:33:12.479 --> 01:33:13.479 You don't make sense. 1736 01:33:13.880 --> 01:33:16.880 It's your face and your lips that have me so confused. 1737 01:33:17.159 --> 01:33:20.880 You'll understand someday, maybe not today, but it'll be all clear. 1738 01:33:20.960 --> 01:33:22.800 So too, you got to know I love you. Now 1739 01:33:22.920 --> 01:33:24.800 kiss me and let me go home with a smile. 1740 01:33:25.680 --> 01:33:27.479 Stop it, stop it, forget him on? 1741 01:33:28.159 --> 01:33:29.000 What are you trying to do? 1742 01:33:29.199 --> 01:33:31.000 Kill me to beg with him? 1743 01:33:32.079 --> 01:33:47.680 You're not gonna get away this time. 1744 01:33:49.319 --> 01:33:52.319 You're very grateful, and that with out number five to one, 1745 01:33:53.840 --> 01:33:55.079 they look like good odds. 1746 01:33:54.880 --> 01:33:59.159 To me from where I'm sitting, I'm gonna take care 1747 01:33:59.199 --> 01:34:02.000 of you. Hand over that gun belt. 1748 01:34:02.680 --> 01:34:04.000 Don't make me laugh. 1749 01:34:04.159 --> 01:34:08.520 So this is this is now the Western Yes, this 1750 01:34:08.640 --> 01:34:14.680 is Fuji bandito. And what's hilarious too, is if if 1751 01:34:14.720 --> 01:34:18.680 you look at this supposed saloon, I mean it looks 1752 01:34:18.760 --> 01:34:22.239 like it looks like the bard of the FW all right, 1753 01:34:22.399 --> 01:34:26.880 like it does not look anything like a saloon at all. 1754 01:34:26.960 --> 01:34:30.439 I mean it's got wood paneling. It's awful. It's just 1755 01:34:30.520 --> 01:34:31.199 it's dreadful. 1756 01:34:32.199 --> 01:34:33.920 I want that bell. 1757 01:34:35.239 --> 01:34:36.840 I'll show you who's the fact. 1758 01:34:38.600 --> 01:34:39.840 Oh shit, that's going on here. 1759 01:34:41.399 --> 01:34:44.079 That's Mula, right, Mula comes in. She's dressed as a 1760 01:34:44.319 --> 01:34:47.079 as a as a as a woman. 1761 01:34:47.600 --> 01:34:49.840 And then shoot interviews. Morocco would always been fun of 1762 01:34:49.920 --> 01:34:51.800 how for some reason they just thought it was the 1763 01:34:51.840 --> 01:34:53.560 funniest thing in the world to make Mulla his love 1764 01:34:53.600 --> 01:34:56.560 interest in every skit he ever did. Yeah, and I 1765 01:34:56.600 --> 01:34:59.319 guess it's funny to kill her in this one. So 1766 01:35:00.920 --> 01:35:02.439 shootout in the salute bar. 1767 01:35:04.079 --> 01:35:07.319 I love you, I love you. 1768 01:35:08.960 --> 01:35:10.239 I don't need a glass. 1769 01:35:13.399 --> 01:35:16.199 Should still be alive if you hadn't come to town, Ringo, 1770 01:35:17.640 --> 01:35:19.279 you killed my little Now. 1771 01:35:19.199 --> 01:35:26.239 It's going to be my pleasure to kill you, big mess. 1772 01:35:29.880 --> 01:35:30.720 Marshall's dead. 1773 01:35:39.960 --> 01:35:42.119 And oh and now this is so now this is 1774 01:35:43.079 --> 01:35:46.800 the last one. This is Fuji Chan, which is obviously 1775 01:35:46.840 --> 01:35:48.359 a play on the Charlie Chan movies. 1776 01:35:49.880 --> 01:35:52.479 It's just I don't know he's dead. 1777 01:35:54.880 --> 01:35:56.119 The stone is missing. 1778 01:36:01.159 --> 01:36:03.239 If only that great detective from Honolulu. 1779 01:36:03.319 --> 01:36:10.279 We're here, ladies and gentlemen, Inspector for chan greetings. 1780 01:36:10.880 --> 01:36:13.720 I'm sorry I'm late for number one song Daddy like 1781 01:36:13.880 --> 01:36:16.399 do on lown of morning, cause. 1782 01:36:16.239 --> 01:36:19.159 We should say he who hesitates gets the worm. 1783 01:36:19.920 --> 01:36:24.359 Aw man, And look here, y'all, what's going down? 1784 01:36:25.439 --> 01:36:27.279 I understand you have murder here tonight. 1785 01:36:29.399 --> 01:36:30.840 What makes you think it was murder? 1786 01:36:31.159 --> 01:36:34.039 Great scott Man, Professor Biggers is lying on the floor 1787 01:36:34.039 --> 01:36:34.720 with a knife in his. 1788 01:36:34.840 --> 01:36:37.319 Back, and the Sassafras stone is missing. 1789 01:36:38.279 --> 01:36:40.479 Sounds like circumstantial evidence to me. 1790 01:36:41.479 --> 01:36:42.960 A clue will speak for himself. 1791 01:36:43.560 --> 01:36:46.840 That alibi like smell of old lunch, cannot stand the 1792 01:36:46.960 --> 01:36:47.800 taste of time. 1793 01:36:50.359 --> 01:36:53.279 There it is the taste of time. That's the line. 1794 01:36:53.319 --> 01:36:57.359 He calls out. I just brewing the ship out of him. 1795 01:36:57.880 --> 01:36:59.520 They are as they go back to this TNT set 1796 01:36:59.560 --> 01:37:01.800 their boom Morocco like crazy, and Vince's I gotta say, 1797 01:37:01.840 --> 01:37:04.000 every time I see that, it's the worst piece of 1798 01:37:04.039 --> 01:37:05.479 acting ever. That's awful. 1799 01:37:06.239 --> 01:37:11.600 Here I got that, I think, to the Okay, I 1800 01:37:11.680 --> 01:37:14.920 get a thing until they get through some Morocco stuff here, 1801 01:37:15.000 --> 01:37:15.560 But here we go. 1802 01:37:16.760 --> 01:37:18.560 Every time I see that, I mean, that's that's the 1803 01:37:18.720 --> 01:37:21.000 worst piece of acting ever. 1804 01:37:21.199 --> 01:37:23.159 That's awful. Are you kidding? 1805 01:37:24.119 --> 01:37:26.479 This is but there are traces of Fellini and that 1806 01:37:26.960 --> 01:37:29.920 you see the cutaways, the shot and the pants. 1807 01:37:29.880 --> 01:37:32.479 He said Fellini, didn't he? He said Fellini? 1808 01:37:33.039 --> 01:37:36.520 And and what I don't understand is Vince was talking 1809 01:37:36.520 --> 01:37:39.039 about your acting and now you're talking about Fellini, right, 1810 01:37:39.680 --> 01:37:42.520 And it's it's very different director because because he's director, 1811 01:37:42.640 --> 01:37:44.680 and I know he's now he's talking about visual style 1812 01:37:44.800 --> 01:37:45.159 and whatever. 1813 01:37:45.279 --> 01:37:48.640 But oh, this is, this is it's like a mockery 1814 01:37:48.720 --> 01:37:49.199 of himself. 1815 01:37:50.039 --> 01:37:50.319 It is. 1816 01:37:51.119 --> 01:37:55.920 I mean, there are traces of of of Robert Redford, 1817 01:37:56.039 --> 01:37:58.279 like in the Robert Redford. 1818 01:37:58.399 --> 01:38:01.560 Oh yeah, there's there's so there's so many subliminal things. 1819 01:38:01.560 --> 01:38:04.319 There's so many, there's so many great aspects. 1820 01:38:04.000 --> 01:38:06.279 So that you you don't have the depth, you don't 1821 01:38:06.319 --> 01:38:09.279 have the perception in your mind to feel this. 1822 01:38:09.520 --> 01:38:11.720 You see. All I can say is you've never given 1823 01:38:11.760 --> 01:38:14.079 it all to yourself. You've never given in to be 1824 01:38:14.159 --> 01:38:15.720 able to get against the World champ. 1825 01:38:15.720 --> 01:38:18.000 You've never given in to be able to my knowledge, however, 1826 01:38:18.039 --> 01:38:21.800 you have not received one legitimate offer from Hollywood, not one. 1827 01:38:24.159 --> 01:38:28.199 Well, the all the agents have been clamoring. I have 1828 01:38:28.279 --> 01:38:31.359 been missed food entered my mail. They've been coming in 1829 01:38:31.520 --> 01:38:33.960 all over the place, and you have had one thing off, 1830 01:38:35.000 --> 01:38:39.399 whereas of course they've offered, they've offered. My wrestling schedule 1831 01:38:39.520 --> 01:38:40.680 is extremely demanding. 1832 01:38:40.920 --> 01:38:45.640 I see, this training schedule is extremely demanding. And you know, 1833 01:38:46.159 --> 01:38:48.359 no one fulfills as many commitments as I do. He says, 1834 01:38:48.399 --> 01:38:51.479 But I've become obsessed with this whole business, this whole 1835 01:38:51.520 --> 01:38:53.760 acting challenge, and this whole new career with myself and 1836 01:38:53.800 --> 01:38:56.399 mister Fuji. I've become obsessed with it. And he says, 1837 01:38:56.479 --> 01:38:58.359 the only answer to really set this off is to 1838 01:38:58.399 --> 01:39:01.640 go to Hollywood, gett an agent and sent his material 1839 01:39:02.119 --> 01:39:05.439 to the studios and so there, yeah, you go, We're 1840 01:39:05.479 --> 01:39:10.960 on our way to Hollywood. Jesus, oh yes, and yes, uh, 1841 01:39:12.279 --> 01:39:14.279 I don't have any of any of this this part, 1842 01:39:14.479 --> 01:39:16.359 but and says, would you mind, you know, since you 1843 01:39:16.399 --> 01:39:18.199 started all this, if we followed you with our T 1844 01:39:18.279 --> 01:39:20.119 and T cameras to see how that session goes, and 1845 01:39:20.199 --> 01:39:24.680 of course it would be Don Morocco's pleasure. And that's 1846 01:39:25.000 --> 01:39:28.319 that's exactly what happened. And they go to a secretary 1847 01:39:28.399 --> 01:39:30.520 in the office and she picked the phone and says, 1848 01:39:30.760 --> 01:39:33.479 mister Gelden, fine, yes, we have a mister Morocco and 1849 01:39:33.600 --> 01:39:37.960 mister Fuji to see you. And Fuji says, did you 1850 01:39:38.000 --> 01:39:39.640 get a load of this pad? Did I tell you 1851 01:39:39.760 --> 01:39:42.039 this was Hollywood? They're just sitting in like a totally 1852 01:39:42.119 --> 01:39:44.439 nondescript almost looks like a pediatrician's office. 1853 01:39:44.600 --> 01:39:48.159 It's right, it's it's not even at all, even for 1854 01:39:48.279 --> 01:39:50.359 back then. It's just it's not an office for that, 1855 01:39:51.520 --> 01:39:54.079 you know. I don't know how, I don't know if. 1856 01:39:54.119 --> 01:39:56.039 Again they're trying to play him off as being a 1857 01:39:56.159 --> 01:39:59.600 bad agent or or or a good agent, but it's 1858 01:40:00.079 --> 01:40:02.720 it's it's just it's not good. 1859 01:40:03.159 --> 01:40:05.079 There's a comment that, you know, everything is all white, 1860 01:40:05.159 --> 01:40:07.479 and Fuji says, looks like snow all the time for 1861 01:40:07.600 --> 01:40:11.760 mister Fuji confusion. Confucia say, man who has patients while 1862 01:40:11.800 --> 01:40:15.640 fishing will catch more fish, so we'll catch the right agent, 1863 01:40:15.720 --> 01:40:18.359 I think is what he said. Agent, Okay, but it 1864 01:40:18.399 --> 01:40:20.600 looks like snow all the time. For Don Rocco too 1865 01:40:20.680 --> 01:40:23.800 on the road. Oh yeah, right, whatever it was, it 1866 01:40:23.960 --> 01:40:26.479 just got it got the corpsed Morocco. He put his 1867 01:40:26.520 --> 01:40:29.199 head in his hands and started cracking up the. 1868 01:40:30.880 --> 01:40:33.680 The uh and I love that they turned to another 1869 01:40:33.720 --> 01:40:36.640 guy who's waiting to be seen. Yes, and this guy 1870 01:40:36.680 --> 01:40:37.600 has been waiting. 1871 01:40:37.439 --> 01:40:42.279 There for three days, three days, three days. 1872 01:40:42.359 --> 01:40:45.159 He's been waiting for a fucking meet. So he apparently 1873 01:40:45.399 --> 01:40:49.439 has not left this office for three days. 1874 01:40:49.560 --> 01:40:52.439 Oh my god. I don't know what security's like in 1875 01:40:52.560 --> 01:40:55.039 this building, but it doesn't seem to be good. No, 1876 01:40:55.479 --> 01:41:02.800 clearly not. And they continue talking and that they're going 1877 01:41:02.840 --> 01:41:04.880 to exchange a videotape I think it is or something 1878 01:41:04.920 --> 01:41:05.079 like that. 1879 01:41:05.239 --> 01:41:07.600 Well, they got a videotape of the basically the the 1880 01:41:09.279 --> 01:41:12.079 the sketches there, the right, you know, the skits, the 1881 01:41:12.760 --> 01:41:14.800 Fuji vice and all all those things. They're going to 1882 01:41:14.840 --> 01:41:17.119 show it to the agent and basically show him his 1883 01:41:17.760 --> 01:41:20.199 He's they're going to show the guy his real is real, 1884 01:41:20.279 --> 01:41:21.039 all right, his. 1885 01:41:21.159 --> 01:41:26.199 Acting as oppose to fake exactly exactly. So yeah, he's 1886 01:41:26.239 --> 01:41:30.279 he's getting all he's getting all like irritated that he's 1887 01:41:30.319 --> 01:41:32.760 not being taken seriously as an actor. Is Don Morocco. 1888 01:41:32.920 --> 01:41:35.199 That's kind of the yeah me too. You call yourself 1889 01:41:35.239 --> 01:41:37.319 an agent? Who are you an agent for? Arnold the Pig, 1890 01:41:37.399 --> 01:41:39.880 Benji the Dog? Look, guys, why did you go back 1891 01:41:39.920 --> 01:41:41.880 to wrestling? You're never going to be a producer. You're 1892 01:41:41.880 --> 01:41:44.000 never going to be a director. And he says, I'm 1893 01:41:44.000 --> 01:41:46.680 great at wrestling. This is Don Morocco. I mean, I 1894 01:41:46.680 --> 01:41:49.760 mean he fucking laughing that. The agent guy laughs at 1895 01:41:49.880 --> 01:41:52.279 right in his face writ in Don Morocco's face as 1896 01:41:53.000 --> 01:41:56.000 by his performance, it's it's tremendous. It is very straightforward. 1897 01:41:56.479 --> 01:41:58.399 And then he says, I'm telling you get right now, 1898 01:41:58.479 --> 01:42:01.079 get out of my office. So they're there's a there's 1899 01:42:01.119 --> 01:42:04.800 a reality version of get out of my office. And 1900 01:42:04.840 --> 01:42:07.520 then they approach some security guards in a parking lot, 1901 01:42:07.600 --> 01:42:11.039 say they're here to see the head man calls himself 1902 01:42:11.159 --> 01:42:16.199 Magnus of Morocco and you know this is my compatriot here, 1903 01:42:16.319 --> 01:42:19.199 mister Fuji. And they say, gentlemen, I've never heard of 1904 01:42:19.279 --> 01:42:21.680 you before. And you want to see mister Johnson, who's 1905 01:42:21.680 --> 01:42:23.319 in charge of the studio here, and to do that 1906 01:42:23.479 --> 01:42:25.359 you need an appointment and out so your name on 1907 01:42:25.399 --> 01:42:29.800 the list here again again, this is not a real studio, unbelievable, 1908 01:42:30.479 --> 01:42:33.000 like like the studios that you know when you think 1909 01:42:33.039 --> 01:42:36.239 about a movie studio. This is a rental spot. Again. 1910 01:42:36.399 --> 01:42:41.039 You rent out studio space to film your thing. And 1911 01:42:41.199 --> 01:42:45.720 it's like it's it's I don't know if this was 1912 01:42:45.760 --> 01:42:50.600 the only Again, I wonder, I'm very curious why why 1913 01:42:50.680 --> 01:42:57.079 this was chosen and if they understood what this actually was, 1914 01:42:58.600 --> 01:43:00.640 you know, like that, it's it's a not like a 1915 01:43:01.800 --> 01:43:04.920 no one's holding meetings here, you know, no one's no one's, 1916 01:43:05.359 --> 01:43:09.399 no one's green lighting a movie. You know, they're they're 1917 01:43:10.720 --> 01:43:12.880 this is where you make your movie. You film your 1918 01:43:12.920 --> 01:43:16.720 movie here when you know, I imagine it's cheaper than 1919 01:43:16.840 --> 01:43:21.119 filming on like the Universal Lotter whatever. So it's just 1920 01:43:21.319 --> 01:43:24.560 it's wacky. At some point they flash forward to like 1921 01:43:24.600 --> 01:43:26.680 an ivy wall and they say, we've been to MGM, 1922 01:43:26.720 --> 01:43:28.840 We've been to Universal, We've been to Paramount. Now we're 1923 01:43:28.880 --> 01:43:32.920 at oh no, Raley Studios. Yeah, man Udio again, Man 1924 01:43:33.000 --> 01:43:36.359 Raleigh Studios. It's so fucking weird. So yeah, they're trying 1925 01:43:36.399 --> 01:43:38.600 to get trying to get in, trying to get put 1926 01:43:38.640 --> 01:43:43.399 in a good word. And he says, you know, sometimes 1927 01:43:43.439 --> 01:43:45.720 we know Christmas can get a little rough. The kiddies 1928 01:43:45.720 --> 01:43:47.760 don't get all the goodies. They want the trees a 1929 01:43:47.840 --> 01:43:49.840 bit bare. We can make life very happy and very 1930 01:43:49.880 --> 01:43:51.920 interesting for you, and the talking about the rest of 1931 01:43:51.960 --> 01:43:54.159 your family are you offering me a bribe, sir, No, 1932 01:43:54.319 --> 01:43:58.239 it's not a bribe, a personal favor that we're doing 1933 01:43:58.319 --> 01:44:01.600 you by letting the studio grow. So he's or bribe 1934 01:44:01.640 --> 01:44:04.039 his way into Hollywood because he's just so such a 1935 01:44:04.119 --> 01:44:08.039 natural for it, you know, that's the the idea. And 1936 01:44:09.720 --> 01:44:13.079 he talks about that, goof hold Cogan filming this cartoon 1937 01:44:13.159 --> 01:44:17.239 show coming up, and they say, uh, he's starring in it, 1938 01:44:17.279 --> 01:44:19.279 which is funny because not only is I mean well, 1939 01:44:19.760 --> 01:44:23.760 they say he's filming, he's filming, make any sense, doesn't 1940 01:44:23.760 --> 01:44:26.439 make any sense. You're not filming an animated show his 1941 01:44:26.600 --> 01:44:31.439 voice either, and wrestler isn't even Hulk Cogan's voice, right, 1942 01:44:31.560 --> 01:44:36.520 it's fucking it's fucking uh, everybody loves Raymond there. What's 1943 01:44:36.560 --> 01:44:41.279 his name, Brad Garrett, Sure, Oh my god, yeah, it's 1944 01:44:41.760 --> 01:44:44.399 it's it's it's jumbled mess. But Morocco getting across the 1945 01:44:45.319 --> 01:44:50.000 the still simmering feud with with Hull Cogan, yep. And 1946 01:44:50.079 --> 01:44:53.640 then Jean's getting makeup done, yep. 1947 01:44:54.159 --> 01:44:58.159 He's he's actually filming. I guess he's filming the whatever 1948 01:44:58.199 --> 01:45:04.640 you call it, oh, whatever you call the things that 1949 01:45:05.319 --> 01:45:10.800 come in between. You know, you film before you go, 1950 01:45:11.000 --> 01:45:14.119 you go to the to your main show, you have this. 1951 01:45:14.279 --> 01:45:16.000 They introduce it and then they cut back to you 1952 01:45:16.439 --> 01:45:21.920 before commercial break. Oh, I can't think of it now, like, uh, 1953 01:45:24.000 --> 01:45:25.840 I can't think of it. But it's it's like it's 1954 01:45:25.920 --> 01:45:30.079 like the like dinner in a movie, you know, the intertition. Yeah, 1955 01:45:30.199 --> 01:45:33.560 kind of interstitials where you kind of come back and forth, 1956 01:45:33.800 --> 01:45:35.960 you know, commercial breaks and whatever. 1957 01:45:36.960 --> 01:45:39.960 Absolutely, so a Morocco and food. You walk in and 1958 01:45:40.840 --> 01:45:42.960 what are you, gentlemen doing here? Well, we realize you're 1959 01:45:43.000 --> 01:45:45.920 film and Hulk Coogan's Rock and wrestling and no one, 1960 01:45:46.000 --> 01:45:48.079 of course, what great actors we are, he says, what 1961 01:45:48.199 --> 01:45:51.880 great skills we have. We've come to bail you out, gentlemen. 1962 01:45:51.920 --> 01:45:55.000 I'm okay, yeah exactly. They say there's no scripts with 1963 01:45:55.119 --> 01:45:56.760 either of you written in. So I just don't see 1964 01:45:56.760 --> 01:45:58.760 that there's a place here. No scripts for these guys. 1965 01:45:58.800 --> 01:46:02.720 I find that hard to believe. And so they're about 1966 01:46:02.760 --> 01:46:05.239 to like walk out and or at least try to fight, 1967 01:46:05.359 --> 01:46:07.279 and sais, gentlemen, on second thought, I believe we do 1968 01:46:07.439 --> 01:46:10.920 have something for you. Come on if you would. And 1969 01:46:11.199 --> 01:46:16.199 then they're on the set and Jane is there, Gene 1970 01:46:16.279 --> 01:46:18.840 Jenoklands already there working on the whole Coved Rock and 1971 01:46:18.880 --> 01:46:23.279 Wrestling show, and they show him talking about the special 1972 01:46:23.359 --> 01:46:27.720 guests that they have and all of that, and he 1973 01:46:27.840 --> 01:46:32.439 interviews Jene Okerland, Jenokalan interviews mister Fuji and welcomes into 1974 01:46:32.479 --> 01:46:35.439 Hull Coven's Rock and Wrestling. It's your pleasure for us 1975 01:46:35.479 --> 01:46:38.359 to be here, Me and Jane, me and Gene. He says, 1976 01:46:38.520 --> 01:46:41.159 your pleasure for us to be here, Your pleasure yep, 1977 01:46:43.079 --> 01:46:44.760 and talks about a letter. He has a fan letter 1978 01:46:44.840 --> 01:46:49.760 from a Mikey Milani, Semi Valley, California, and he says 1979 01:46:49.800 --> 01:46:52.279 that he has seen Morocco and Fuji and Fuji general 1980 01:46:52.359 --> 01:46:55.680 and all the rest and his acting prowess, and he says, 1981 01:46:58.279 --> 01:47:00.840 just you know, you're doing a great job. Loving kisses 1982 01:47:00.840 --> 01:47:06.000 from a wonderful fan. And so they're looking through the 1983 01:47:06.119 --> 01:47:10.159 letters and stuff. I know that he's part time watching Mikey. 1984 01:47:10.239 --> 01:47:12.960 What does he know? See, I don't know why I 1985 01:47:13.039 --> 01:47:15.039 wrote that one down. I know he's part time watch 1986 01:47:15.119 --> 01:47:18.079 hard time Mikey. Mikey. That must be the letter. Oh 1987 01:47:18.239 --> 01:47:20.800 oh oh, oh oh oh, mike Yeah, little Mikey is 1988 01:47:21.079 --> 01:47:21.960 from Semi Valley. 1989 01:47:22.079 --> 01:47:22.319 Is the. 1990 01:47:24.119 --> 01:47:26.319 Is the the person who wrote this letter that was 1991 01:47:26.600 --> 01:47:32.720 apparently addressed to Don Morocco, despite no one knowing if 1992 01:47:32.760 --> 01:47:34.720 Don Morocco was going to be in the fucking building. 1993 01:47:34.840 --> 01:47:35.319 How does he know? 1994 01:47:35.479 --> 01:47:35.600 Right? 1995 01:47:35.680 --> 01:47:35.880 Got it? 1996 01:47:36.000 --> 01:47:36.039 Like? 1997 01:47:36.119 --> 01:47:37.640 How does he? Yeah, that's what he means by what 1998 01:47:37.680 --> 01:47:40.319 does he know? It's very confusing. I mean, Hulk is 1999 01:47:40.359 --> 01:47:43.600 definitely not down with this whole thing and didn't understand 2000 01:47:43.600 --> 01:47:45.760 why it was kept on your tape. You know exactly, 2001 01:47:47.279 --> 01:47:52.840 Oh why Morocco. I know you might have a hard 2002 01:47:52.840 --> 01:47:55.119 time believing this. Listeners, but Gene Okland at this point 2003 01:47:55.119 --> 01:47:57.119 and the tape, confesses that he's running out of things 2004 01:47:57.199 --> 01:48:00.159 to say about Rowdy Roddy Piper. I don't think ever 2005 01:48:00.239 --> 01:48:02.600 runs out of things to say about anybody, right, I 2006 01:48:02.640 --> 01:48:05.720 don't think he ever runs out of things. He says, 2007 01:48:05.960 --> 01:48:07.760 He's always got something. Just when you think it's all 2008 01:48:07.800 --> 01:48:10.720 been said, he'll come up with something different. And here 2009 01:48:10.840 --> 01:48:13.119 for the Christmas T and T show, Piper gives his 2010 01:48:13.199 --> 01:48:16.560 own version of the Dickens classic a Christmas Carol. Oh yeah, oop, sorry, 2011 01:48:16.600 --> 01:48:18.039 I have this whole thing here for you. 2012 01:48:18.359 --> 01:48:20.560 I for one, am running out of things to say 2013 01:48:20.640 --> 01:48:23.319 about this man. Yeah, just when you think that it's 2014 01:48:23.359 --> 01:48:26.359 all been said, he'll come up with something different here 2015 01:48:26.439 --> 01:48:30.159 for the Christmas P and T show his own version 2016 01:48:30.640 --> 01:48:34.119 of the Dickens classic a Christmas Carol, and he likes 2017 01:48:34.159 --> 01:48:35.640 to call it Ebene's or pipe. 2018 01:48:37.039 --> 01:48:41.560 I you know, I didn't do that if we've done 2019 01:48:41.600 --> 01:48:43.439 this one, so I don't get it. Yeah, it's available. 2020 01:48:43.439 --> 01:48:43.720 I didn't. 2021 01:48:43.720 --> 01:48:47.560 I didn't record it. Go listen to it. It's if 2022 01:48:47.600 --> 01:48:49.640 I cannot have to put what put this on again? 2023 01:48:49.680 --> 01:48:52.479 I'm happy. It's just, you know, he's in his pj's 2024 01:48:52.479 --> 01:48:54.439 and the ghost of Christmas present past they come in 2025 01:48:54.560 --> 01:48:56.680 and chains and he makes a whole bunch of smart 2026 01:48:56.720 --> 01:48:59.159 alec remarks and tries to write comedy. 2027 01:48:58.880 --> 01:49:01.199 And and and they and the you know, the guy 2028 01:49:01.319 --> 01:49:05.319 playing Marley is like stereotypically Jewish and stuff and yeah, yeah, 2029 01:49:06.119 --> 01:49:07.560 you know, it's all it's just. 2030 01:49:09.720 --> 01:49:12.800 It's such a goof thing. Yeah, it's such a fucking 2031 01:49:12.840 --> 01:49:15.600 gool it's it was. It was seasonally appropriate when we 2032 01:49:15.640 --> 01:49:18.319 did it around Christmas time. Yes, yes, for sure, find 2033 01:49:18.399 --> 01:49:19.760 it in the archives as we get a bit of 2034 01:49:20.039 --> 01:49:21.760 repetition here. But one thing we do see for the 2035 01:49:21.800 --> 01:49:24.680 first time, Boss is the heart foundation on the dating 2036 01:49:24.760 --> 01:49:25.560 game or the mad. 2037 01:49:25.520 --> 01:49:31.840 O My God, So okay, to set this up here, 2038 01:49:33.239 --> 01:49:37.720 you've got I'll get well, I'll let I'll let Gene 2039 01:49:38.279 --> 01:49:39.159 do his thing first. 2040 01:49:39.600 --> 01:49:42.439 The Heart Foundation, jim the Anvil, Night, Heart, Bread, the 2041 01:49:42.520 --> 01:49:45.560 hit Man Heart aren't accomplished and successful team out of 2042 01:49:45.600 --> 01:49:48.079 the guidance of Jimmy Hart is the mouth of the sop, 2043 01:49:48.720 --> 01:49:53.079 So go ahead. There is, however, another similarity. All three 2044 01:49:53.119 --> 01:49:55.800 of these young men are bachelor's and as such, our 2045 01:49:55.880 --> 01:49:58.439 T and T producers thought it might be interesting to 2046 01:49:58.600 --> 01:50:01.760 recreate a popular TV game show to see just how 2047 01:50:01.800 --> 01:50:04.600 what would work with three young members of the World 2048 01:50:04.600 --> 01:50:08.960 Wrestling Federation. So here's the game where love is the prize. 2049 01:50:09.079 --> 01:50:12.600 As we start the mating game, so. 2050 01:50:15.079 --> 01:50:20.399 Vince calls this woman Phoebe Yes. He does, and so 2051 01:50:20.720 --> 01:50:25.600 I just I had done a quick search for phoebe 2052 01:50:26.079 --> 01:50:33.199 yes TNT mating game and the name Phoebe Zimmerman came up, 2053 01:50:35.079 --> 01:50:38.600 and I just did a quick search, and yes, it's 2054 01:50:38.760 --> 01:50:42.319 very I'm pretty sure it's her. I mean, she has 2055 01:50:42.359 --> 01:50:47.399 a LinkedIn and she is I mean, and she's from Bethesda, 2056 01:50:47.680 --> 01:50:53.840 Maryland and she is a voice actor. Now she's a 2057 01:50:53.920 --> 01:51:02.840 voice actor and does an audiobook production as well as 2058 01:51:03.680 --> 01:51:06.279 read's audiobook on her website. She's got a whole thing 2059 01:51:06.399 --> 01:51:14.359 of of demos and TV spots and whatever, and yeah, 2060 01:51:15.600 --> 01:51:17.880 and she's available for work. 2061 01:51:18.680 --> 01:51:23.520 She's available for interviews. Sadly, sadly, I'm sure she is. Sadly. 2062 01:51:25.800 --> 01:51:28.560 You know, she does not mention in her job experience. 2063 01:51:29.960 --> 01:51:33.439 I shot a scene for WTNT. But you know, if 2064 01:51:33.479 --> 01:51:35.119 you look at her, you know, she has her head 2065 01:51:35.119 --> 01:51:39.199 shot up on her LinkedIn. It's it's very clearly it's her. 2066 01:51:39.319 --> 01:51:42.359 I love it, you know, like, you know, obviously she's what. 2067 01:51:44.359 --> 01:51:46.920 That was forty years ago, so she's you know, she's 2068 01:51:46.960 --> 01:51:50.039 a little bit older now, thirty years ago whatever, forty 2069 01:51:50.119 --> 01:51:50.399 years ago. 2070 01:51:50.439 --> 01:51:57.159 I guess Jesus, that's that is sobering to say the least. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 2071 01:51:57.359 --> 01:52:00.720 but yeah, so that's pretty crazy. Talk about how long 2072 01:52:00.760 --> 01:52:04.239 a man should last? What do you think? Oh my god, here, 2073 01:52:04.560 --> 01:52:07.479 obviously this one I have the whole fucking thinking. This 2074 01:52:07.760 --> 01:52:13.119 is just Brett Hart nineteen eighty five. Okay, yep, yep. 2075 01:52:14.319 --> 01:52:16.319 Did he talk about this in his book? He did 2076 01:52:16.399 --> 01:52:18.399 not talk about the Maiden Game in his book. Wow, 2077 01:52:18.680 --> 01:52:21.680 just like he didn't talk about the European rampage flirtation 2078 01:52:21.880 --> 01:52:25.279 that we yeah, we know. I wonder if that'd be 2079 01:52:25.319 --> 01:52:27.319 interesting to find out what if what if phoebe uh 2080 01:52:28.439 --> 01:52:31.800 you know, I found out what was behind those glasses, 2081 01:52:32.239 --> 01:52:34.399 found out what was going on. Maybe maybe maybe she 2082 01:52:34.640 --> 01:52:35.680 was a target for the hitman. 2083 01:52:37.039 --> 01:52:39.439 Here we go, so start making up your mind by 2084 01:52:39.600 --> 01:52:42.359 firing away with questions, if you would please, And remember 2085 01:52:43.000 --> 01:52:46.079 this is a family shot, So go ahead. 2086 01:52:46.560 --> 01:52:50.199 So excited? Okay, okay, bash or number one? 2087 01:52:51.279 --> 01:52:51.840 How do you know? 2088 01:52:51.960 --> 01:52:53.960 And it's the right time to kiss a girl for 2089 01:52:54.079 --> 01:52:54.800 the first time? 2090 01:52:56.640 --> 01:52:58.640 Well, you see, there's certain parts of your body man 2091 01:52:58.720 --> 01:52:59.399 to send off that. 2092 01:53:02.039 --> 01:53:04.760 I mean right for right there, I mean, come on, 2093 01:53:05.359 --> 01:53:06.920 well we're starting off very promising. 2094 01:53:07.560 --> 01:53:07.920 M hm. 2095 01:53:08.920 --> 01:53:12.159 Certain they're part certain parts of your body. Okay, Jimmy, 2096 01:53:12.319 --> 01:53:14.439 I don't need I'd never want to hear Jimmy Hart 2097 01:53:14.560 --> 01:53:18.920 talking about certain parts of your body. Ever. Ever, til 2098 01:53:18.920 --> 01:53:21.239 Brett talks about ravaging her body, I can't. 2099 01:53:21.439 --> 01:53:21.640 I know. 2100 01:53:21.760 --> 01:53:25.600 He does signal and then man, my feet start moving, 2101 01:53:25.840 --> 01:53:28.359 my legs start grooving, and then my old lips they 2102 01:53:28.399 --> 01:53:30.439 start cooning the words, and every girl wants to hear. 2103 01:53:30.520 --> 01:53:31.239 Man, that's what I know. 2104 01:53:31.319 --> 01:53:31.960 It's the right time. 2105 01:53:33.880 --> 01:53:39.720 What was that even mean? Rhyme words? Together, my lips 2106 01:53:39.760 --> 01:53:43.159 start quoting and they and that means it's the right 2107 01:53:43.279 --> 01:53:48.760 time rooning, I think he said crooning. Whatever, God, all right. 2108 01:53:50.039 --> 01:53:51.000 Bash their number two. 2109 01:53:51.880 --> 01:53:53.840 I know how long you can last in the ring, 2110 01:53:54.000 --> 01:53:56.479 but how long can you last in the bedroom? 2111 01:53:57.000 --> 01:53:57.760 What the fuck? 2112 01:53:58.680 --> 01:53:59.239 I mean? This is? 2113 01:54:00.479 --> 01:54:03.319 I guess it's late night television. I suppose you know, 2114 01:54:03.439 --> 01:54:07.119 later night television, you know, eight to ten or whatever. 2115 01:54:07.159 --> 01:54:07.439 I guess. 2116 01:54:07.479 --> 01:54:09.159 No, we're not here, Like you said, two hours was 2117 01:54:09.199 --> 01:54:11.880 only was a short short lant Yeah, but they might 2118 01:54:11.920 --> 01:54:15.079 still have been Nonetheless, it's that's so direct, you know 2119 01:54:15.680 --> 01:54:19.399 it is. I mean, she's asking, she's asking how long 2120 01:54:20.000 --> 01:54:26.520 till he comes? How long till you Tuesday night? Yeah? 2121 01:54:27.000 --> 01:54:48.199 Yeah, it's the la Fan Wrestling podcast, the wrestling podcast 2122 01:54:48.279 --> 01:54:51.680 that knows the boys need their candy. It's the Lampsed 2123 01:54:51.760 --> 01:55:17.000 Fan He's fan wrestling podcast with Jack and and Jpso. 2124 01:55:20.359 --> 01:55:21.239 Let me put it this way. 2125 01:55:21.279 --> 01:55:23.960 I can last to the ring for least at least 2126 01:55:24.000 --> 01:55:28.039 a couple of hours, but at nighttime I could pretty 2127 01:55:28.039 --> 01:55:30.119 well say from my past experiences, I could go all 2128 01:55:30.279 --> 01:55:30.640 night long. 2129 01:55:30.960 --> 01:55:31.680 This sounds. 2130 01:55:33.159 --> 01:55:36.119 Yeah, he definitely does. I mean, also, you know, a 2131 01:55:36.199 --> 01:55:39.600 couple hours is good to you know, Brett, you don't 2132 01:55:39.600 --> 01:55:42.199 have to go all night long. But from you know, 2133 01:55:42.479 --> 01:55:42.840 I don't know. 2134 01:55:43.600 --> 01:55:51.680 That's not what his father taught him. That's exactly, even 2135 01:55:51.720 --> 01:55:54.880 in the bedroom. Even in the bedroom, have some discipline, 2136 01:55:55.560 --> 01:55:56.479 all right, Brett. 2137 01:55:58.000 --> 01:55:58.720 Number three? 2138 01:56:01.319 --> 01:56:04.119 If I was to see fireworks while I was making 2139 01:56:04.279 --> 01:56:04.840 love to you. 2140 01:56:07.720 --> 01:56:11.920 Again, yeah, aren't they just coming out with toys around 2141 01:56:11.960 --> 01:56:17.199 this time? Yeah? Yeah? Making love to Jim the anvil nightheart. 2142 01:56:18.199 --> 01:56:23.000 Oh my god. Okay, all right, it's fine, listen all 2143 01:56:23.119 --> 01:56:26.680 I'm I'm just saying, look, it's fine. I'm glad that 2144 01:56:27.000 --> 01:56:29.600 was your your conclusion, because that was my takeaway as well. 2145 01:56:29.880 --> 01:56:32.439 Yeah, exactly would I'm more than likely think of a 2146 01:56:32.600 --> 01:56:36.640 roaming candle, a sparkler, or a wet fuse. 2147 01:56:37.359 --> 01:56:40.279 Well, let's put it this way. Let's put it this way. 2148 01:56:40.399 --> 01:56:44.399 What are you familiar with the nuclear crisis in Russia? 2149 01:56:44.840 --> 01:56:48.840 With the crisis. Oh, he's horrible, he's crisis fucking mess, 2150 01:56:48.920 --> 01:56:53.039 this guy. Crisis. Yeah you could say that again. Yeah, 2151 01:56:53.520 --> 01:56:57.720 there's a crisis happening, right, fucking idiot. 2152 01:56:58.199 --> 01:57:02.720 Deep burning desire that leads to a maximum climax. 2153 01:57:04.760 --> 01:57:07.319 I can't believe my ears. Some kind of stuff. Russo 2154 01:57:07.359 --> 01:57:08.800 couldn't even get across the transom. 2155 01:57:08.960 --> 01:57:10.079 I know, I know. 2156 01:57:11.640 --> 01:57:17.359 Climax Jim Knightheart's climbers. Never need to hear Jim Knightheart 2157 01:57:17.479 --> 01:57:19.479 say the word climax. 2158 01:57:19.359 --> 01:57:21.199 Ever explosion. 2159 01:57:23.680 --> 01:57:28.359 Okay, back to you number two. 2160 01:57:29.640 --> 01:57:32.319 Do you consider yourself to be more of an arm wrestler, 2161 01:57:32.760 --> 01:57:35.520 a leg wrestler, or a tongue wrestler? 2162 01:57:36.000 --> 01:57:38.159 Oh my god, Well, I can wrestle with my arms, 2163 01:57:38.880 --> 01:57:42.279 and I can wrestle with my legs. But since I'm 2164 01:57:42.279 --> 01:57:44.680 from a very cold climate in Calgary with the mountains, 2165 01:57:45.279 --> 01:57:47.479 I know he's always run. I could always lick my nose. 2166 01:57:47.600 --> 01:57:50.359 I got a lot of lick his nose. You can 2167 01:57:50.359 --> 01:57:53.239 always lock his nose. He's being too boisterous. It doesn't 2168 01:57:53.239 --> 01:57:55.760 it's not him. It's not his natural state at all. No, 2169 01:57:55.960 --> 01:58:00.600 he is fucked, actually at the time fucked. I'll get 2170 01:58:00.680 --> 01:58:05.920 it all right, load it up with so much fucking 2171 01:58:06.039 --> 01:58:11.680 shit drugs, all right, the Adrian Donna's cocaine days, Yeah, 2172 01:58:11.760 --> 01:58:15.119 hear him. Tea is just fucking fucked up. 2173 01:58:17.000 --> 01:58:17.520 Practice. 2174 01:58:18.119 --> 01:58:20.680 And by the time I grew up, I could lick 2175 01:58:20.760 --> 01:58:21.479 my eyebrows. 2176 01:58:22.159 --> 01:58:24.479 So the fuck does that even mean? In a big 2177 01:58:24.560 --> 01:58:28.239 tongue and you can eat that pussy. I listen, I 2178 01:58:28.359 --> 01:58:31.199 get that, and I'm listen. Great, I'm all for that. 2179 01:58:32.560 --> 01:58:34.840 Why don't I don't understand how you can lick your eyebrows? 2180 01:58:36.159 --> 01:58:38.760 I also don't understand why this is something you want 2181 01:58:38.800 --> 01:58:42.279 to talk about to try to seduce this young woman. 2182 01:58:42.359 --> 01:58:44.079 You realize being able to lick your eyebrows means you 2183 01:58:44.119 --> 01:58:46.439 can completely cover your eye with your tongue, Like, no, 2184 01:58:46.560 --> 01:58:47.239 you can't. 2185 01:58:48.000 --> 01:58:54.000 Yeah, like yeah, I mean that's your tongue extends for 2186 01:58:54.119 --> 01:58:55.720 like another four or five inches. 2187 01:58:56.600 --> 01:58:59.920 Please, I'm a tong wrestler and all at all fossil 2188 01:59:00.079 --> 01:59:02.560 to the uh cats. 2189 01:59:03.680 --> 01:59:05.720 Yummy yummy. 2190 01:59:06.199 --> 01:59:12.720 Okay, number one, what is your idea for play that can't. 2191 01:59:14.039 --> 01:59:14.199 Well? 2192 01:59:14.279 --> 01:59:16.239 First of all, man, this this never fails. 2193 01:59:16.239 --> 01:59:17.479 I'd like to take you over to my part. 2194 01:59:17.640 --> 01:59:20.439 First of all, man, oh so hot, Jimmy. 2195 01:59:22.439 --> 01:59:26.680 Yeah, I turn the lights way down low, take out 2196 01:59:26.720 --> 01:59:29.000 some baby old man, and all up my megaphone and 2197 01:59:29.119 --> 01:59:31.600 stick it right in your ear and sing. 2198 01:59:31.479 --> 01:59:33.640 The most beautiful love songs you've ever heard in your life. 2199 01:59:33.840 --> 01:59:35.359 You know that's that always works for me. 2200 01:59:35.479 --> 01:59:35.640 Man. 2201 01:59:37.720 --> 01:59:38.039 Okay. 2202 01:59:39.000 --> 01:59:41.399 The post that we were in Alaska on our first 2203 01:59:41.479 --> 01:59:44.800 date and we were stranded in the snowstorm? 2204 01:59:45.479 --> 01:59:47.079 What would you do to keep me warm? 2205 01:59:47.159 --> 01:59:47.640 Number three? 2206 01:59:48.640 --> 01:59:52.640 What does the anvil do to keep a young woman warm? 2207 01:59:53.359 --> 01:59:53.800 Desolate? 2208 01:59:54.359 --> 01:59:56.720 Cold, freezing igloo type area? 2209 01:59:56.920 --> 01:59:56.960 What? 2210 01:59:59.279 --> 01:59:59.880 Many? Many men? 2211 02:00:00.239 --> 02:00:02.079 Many things, But since this is a family. 2212 02:00:01.880 --> 02:00:03.600 Show, I won't get too intricate. 2213 02:00:04.319 --> 02:00:05.159 But it wouldn't be nice. 2214 02:00:07.640 --> 02:00:09.439 Let's go back to number one again. 2215 02:00:10.800 --> 02:00:12.680 Why would I want to make love to you more 2216 02:00:12.720 --> 02:00:13.760 than the other bachelors? 2217 02:00:13.880 --> 02:00:16.640 Oh my god, Well, I think bachelor number three just 2218 02:00:16.720 --> 02:00:18.560 came down with a case of TV. I think that's 2219 02:00:18.600 --> 02:00:19.560 called twin bellies. 2220 02:00:19.800 --> 02:00:20.640 And the guy we're at. 2221 02:00:20.640 --> 02:00:24.520 Number two, he's use this greasy, greasy kid stuff me. Hey, baby, 2222 02:00:24.680 --> 02:00:26.600 the don want a professional wrestler? 2223 02:00:27.119 --> 02:00:27.920 No, no, no, no, no. 2224 02:00:29.479 --> 02:00:32.960 Number two I'm reminded of. I'm reminded of of grumpy 2225 02:00:33.000 --> 02:00:35.640 old men. Yes, Jimmy Hard is a regular. Don Juan, 2226 02:00:36.279 --> 02:00:38.479 no wonder the ladies, Don Juan anything. 2227 02:00:41.720 --> 02:00:44.800 I was a love sick girl and you were doctor 2228 02:00:44.920 --> 02:00:47.239 feel Good, what would be your cure? 2229 02:00:48.479 --> 02:00:52.159 Well, you see, he's the greatest. 2230 02:00:52.680 --> 02:00:56.880 Definitely listen, I'll say, doctor feel Good is in You 2231 02:00:56.960 --> 02:00:57.640 better believe that. 2232 02:00:59.239 --> 02:01:01.960 Professional rest And what I would do if I was 2233 02:01:01.960 --> 02:01:03.600 going to make a poor little girl like you feel 2234 02:01:03.640 --> 02:01:06.079 better is that slap a sleeper hold on you, put 2235 02:01:06.119 --> 02:01:08.359 your sleep and throw on the shoulder fireman's carry. 2236 02:01:08.800 --> 02:01:09.640 Then I'd running up to. 2237 02:01:09.640 --> 02:01:12.720 My room and I rep Oh, my god, Brett, no 2238 02:01:12.840 --> 02:01:15.079 wonder he doesn't talk about this in this book. Sleeper 2239 02:01:15.159 --> 02:01:17.640 hold you gonna knock her out and then not take 2240 02:01:17.680 --> 02:01:24.479 advantage of her. He's gonna fucking He's gonna fucking Okay, 2241 02:01:24.520 --> 02:01:27.039 they did this firemans carry her? Hey, they did this, 2242 02:01:27.600 --> 02:01:29.880 b They aired it on us A see they re 2243 02:01:30.079 --> 02:01:33.960 aired it on their home video release. That's how spent 2244 02:01:34.159 --> 02:01:36.359 they were with a job done here. It is, It 2245 02:01:36.520 --> 02:01:37.640 is just on. 2246 02:01:38.680 --> 02:01:45.600 It's unbelievable what they what they did here, absolutely absolutely atrocious. 2247 02:01:46.359 --> 02:01:48.600 Anyway, here we go, so start making up your mind. 2248 02:01:49.039 --> 02:01:51.560 What happened? He ravager? That was the key moment. I 2249 02:01:51.640 --> 02:02:00.399 know where did it go? I know it's the key moment. Dear, Oh, don't. 2250 02:02:07.439 --> 02:02:07.680 You know. 2251 02:02:09.479 --> 02:02:10.920 What I would do if I was going to make 2252 02:02:10.920 --> 02:02:13.199 a poor little girl like you feel better? Is that 2253 02:02:13.319 --> 02:02:15.159 slap a sleeper hold on you, put your sleep and 2254 02:02:15.239 --> 02:02:16.920 throw you over my shoulder firement's carry. 2255 02:02:17.399 --> 02:02:18.800 Then I'd run you up to my room and I'd 2256 02:02:18.840 --> 02:02:20.479 ravage your body. All right? 2257 02:02:20.600 --> 02:02:22.479 Maybe time. 2258 02:02:23.800 --> 02:02:28.319 Tell us who that's just like dark, ravage your bodies. 2259 02:02:28.399 --> 02:02:31.720 He's how cold? Like you still think that's hot? Put 2260 02:02:31.760 --> 02:02:35.720 a choker fucking unconscious first, I mean even even as 2261 02:02:35.800 --> 02:02:39.560 a as a The thing is he's high. He's high. 2262 02:02:40.199 --> 02:02:42.800 We get interview her to see what she thought about 2263 02:02:42.840 --> 02:02:47.960 some of this dialog. I mean seriously, because like like 2264 02:02:49.439 --> 02:02:51.880 what I what what I'm what I And this is 2265 02:02:52.000 --> 02:02:54.520 just my speculation. I don't want to there's no true 2266 02:02:54.520 --> 02:02:56.039 accusation here. I'm not trying to say anything. 2267 02:02:56.560 --> 02:02:59.439 Is that this is what he would do because in that, 2268 02:02:59.600 --> 02:03:04.960 in this moment, I think his answers are completely honest. Absolutely, 2269 02:03:05.520 --> 02:03:09.239 in this moment, I'm not saying he'd actually do it, 2270 02:03:09.840 --> 02:03:14.640 but like in his mind, in his drug riddled mind, 2271 02:03:14.880 --> 02:03:17.239 right now, this is what he would do. 2272 02:03:17.680 --> 02:03:22.279 To her, and he thinks it's hot. All right, you 2273 02:03:22.319 --> 02:03:26.520 want him to say, I mean, Julia approves. I'm saying, 2274 02:03:28.359 --> 02:03:33.520 this is a man. Okay, this is a man. You're 2275 02:03:33.560 --> 02:03:37.159 damn right, best there is there was best ever? Will 2276 02:03:37.199 --> 02:03:39.359 bet you only choose one choose I'm not going out 2277 02:03:39.399 --> 02:03:41.720 with any of those morons. You're damn right. 2278 02:03:41.840 --> 02:03:43.079 Who is the lucky guy? 2279 02:03:43.279 --> 02:03:43.439 Is it? 2280 02:03:44.159 --> 02:03:50.319 Bachelor number one? The Bachelor number two bachelor number three. Remember, 2281 02:03:50.800 --> 02:03:53.800 you can only choose what one. 2282 02:03:54.239 --> 02:03:55.560 You gotta be kidding. 2283 02:03:55.760 --> 02:03:57.880 I'm not gonna go out with those morons. 2284 02:04:00.520 --> 02:04:01.920 You're not going to go up with any of them 2285 02:04:01.960 --> 02:04:02.199 at all. 2286 02:04:03.000 --> 02:04:07.880 Getting out of here, color me gone, Okay, let her go. 2287 02:04:08.000 --> 02:04:08.560 Vince wanna go? 2288 02:04:08.640 --> 02:04:10.079 What a real power, a real. 2289 02:04:14.600 --> 02:04:15.640 Good enough for a start? 2290 02:04:15.880 --> 02:04:22.520 That's right, man, turns us down, nobody trys Come on, 2291 02:04:22.600 --> 02:04:23.359 who cares for good? 2292 02:04:23.439 --> 02:04:25.000 Or what a dog man? 2293 02:04:27.880 --> 02:04:29.319 Because no second chance? 2294 02:04:29.439 --> 02:04:33.720 Gentlemen, We do apologize for this, but well, nothing like 2295 02:04:33.800 --> 02:04:34.760 this has ever happened. 2296 02:04:34.800 --> 02:04:38.560 And in the entire history of the mating game. Phoebe 2297 02:04:39.000 --> 02:04:42.800 is out. She's disqualified for being I think a. 2298 02:04:42.840 --> 02:04:48.520 Poor, sport stupid well, whatever you think. However, she loses 2299 02:04:48.600 --> 02:04:51.600 all on her chests to split ten thousand dollars with 2300 02:04:52.239 --> 02:04:57.159 one of these bachelors. However, fortunately, our wise producers have 2301 02:04:57.520 --> 02:05:00.680 always had a contingency plan for almost any crisis, and 2302 02:05:01.359 --> 02:05:04.920 especially such a disaster we've just screened. So we have 2303 02:05:05.199 --> 02:05:10.239 thousands of girls who really wanted to be the bachelorette, 2304 02:05:10.720 --> 02:05:14.159 and as a backup, we have a special backup dating. 2305 02:05:14.239 --> 02:05:16.720 One of them is standing by backstage. She has been 2306 02:05:16.800 --> 02:05:20.399 patiently waiting in the wings and listening to the responses. 2307 02:05:20.439 --> 02:05:21.319 I'm sure of our. 2308 02:05:21.560 --> 02:05:25.479 Three super bachelors. So you'll be able to make a 2309 02:05:25.800 --> 02:05:27.079 hopefully she'll be able to make it. 2310 02:05:27.439 --> 02:05:29.159 You'll be able to make a choice. 2311 02:05:30.800 --> 02:05:33.600 Well, we'll have a substitute for the very ill mannered 2312 02:05:34.399 --> 02:05:37.840 and ill tempered Phoebe. So please, everyone, won't you give 2313 02:05:37.880 --> 02:05:44.920 a warm welcome to our substitute, Miss miss Yolanda Jones. 2314 02:05:46.880 --> 02:05:51.439 Comes out looking at pat from the huge mole on 2315 02:05:51.520 --> 02:05:54.920 her face, I said, I wrote, she looks like the 2316 02:05:54.960 --> 02:05:59.039 love child of Melissa McCarthy and stell Getty and she's 2317 02:05:59.039 --> 02:06:01.000 got a huge mole on it, which was Vince's thing 2318 02:06:01.079 --> 02:06:02.720 with Gillian Hall too. Remember he thought it was so 2319 02:06:02.880 --> 02:06:05.760 funny to have a huge hole on a woman's face. Yeah, 2320 02:06:07.239 --> 02:06:11.560 ugly and the boogeyman ripped it off and ate one times? 2321 02:06:14.720 --> 02:06:18.039 Right, all right? 2322 02:06:18.279 --> 02:06:18.399 Uh? 2323 02:06:19.039 --> 02:06:21.960 First, Yolanda, have you have you heard the answers given 2324 02:06:22.039 --> 02:06:22.800 by our three. 2325 02:06:22.880 --> 02:06:24.960 Bachelor You bet your buns I have hunt. 2326 02:06:25.399 --> 02:06:27.680 They were all wonderful, but I can't wait to get 2327 02:06:27.720 --> 02:06:29.640 my hands on bachelor number three. 2328 02:06:32.439 --> 02:06:33.680 Faction number three. 2329 02:06:33.640 --> 02:06:36.520 Is Jim the Anvil, Night Heart Anvil, come on out 2330 02:06:36.600 --> 02:06:45.640 and meet your London and wait wait a minute, you're 2331 02:06:45.680 --> 02:06:48.359 not going anywhere now. I'll ever remind you that you 2332 02:06:48.439 --> 02:06:51.399 have signed a contract, all three of you dead and 2333 02:06:51.640 --> 02:06:54.760 when you met your bachelor at it clearly states that 2334 02:06:54.880 --> 02:06:57.880 you must go out on the afore mentioned date once 2335 02:06:57.960 --> 02:07:00.479 you have met the lady in question. 2336 02:07:00.760 --> 02:07:03.079 So therefore it is now official. 2337 02:07:03.239 --> 02:07:04.840 It is an obligation, that is it. 2338 02:07:05.000 --> 02:07:09.239 She loves cracking. Yeah, oh yeah, he's a mess, Jimmy, 2339 02:07:09.239 --> 02:07:12.800 what's that on her face? Jimmy has his hand over. 2340 02:07:16.640 --> 02:07:18.600 Yeah, real cute. 2341 02:07:19.399 --> 02:07:19.880 I'm laughing. 2342 02:07:19.960 --> 02:07:20.800 My guts ound. 2343 02:07:24.399 --> 02:07:27.279 Me too. Yeah, I think that's a perfect question. That's 2344 02:07:27.319 --> 02:07:31.039 a great my got sound. That is that is not 2345 02:07:31.279 --> 02:07:35.239 exactly what happened here as we toured ww's most Explosive 2346 02:07:35.319 --> 02:07:39.640 TNT show Explosive tn T show. It is a weird 2347 02:07:39.920 --> 02:07:42.239 fucking tape. And I don't know, like if you didn't 2348 02:07:42.279 --> 02:07:45.039 know about this stuff, like you must be thinking, like 2349 02:07:46.439 --> 02:07:50.000 what the hell was that? No wrestling, no matches, nothing, 2350 02:07:50.199 --> 02:07:57.279 just nothing, just bizarre, bizarre, fucking incongruous, like wrestlers being 2351 02:07:57.319 --> 02:08:01.640 paired with concepts that don't go together and punchlines that 2352 02:08:01.760 --> 02:08:06.600 don't land, and people just fucking going insane and calling 2353 02:08:06.640 --> 02:08:11.159 it entertainment. You know, acting out acting like children. So 2354 02:08:11.279 --> 02:08:15.079 we do hope you enjoyed it. It is a centerpiece 2355 02:08:15.119 --> 02:08:18.039 of any Colisseum home video collection and we will see 2356 02:08:18.119 --> 02:08:20.119 you next time when we reach back onto the shelf, 2357 02:08:20.199 --> 02:08:22.840 Boss and pull out the latest installment. 2358 02:08:25.039 --> 02:08:28.399 Announcement as a teja to Santus production, its contents is 2359 02:08:28.479 --> 02:08:30.039 intended for private use only