WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.280 --> 00:00:03.960 So Kroger. 2 00:00:05.719 --> 00:00:08.359 Yes, wait, wait, I love Kroger Cogre. 3 00:00:08.359 --> 00:00:09.039 It is a great job. 4 00:00:09.080 --> 00:00:10.240 Don't get us in a meeting. 5 00:00:10.320 --> 00:00:12.400 No, no, no, I love Kroger. Cogre does a great job. 6 00:00:12.400 --> 00:00:13.839 But this is the world we're living in. 7 00:00:14.039 --> 00:00:14.519 Okay. 8 00:00:15.279 --> 00:00:19.559 So I am been assigned in my family the person 9 00:00:19.600 --> 00:00:21.640 that has to go to the grocery to get whatever 10 00:00:21.679 --> 00:00:25.160 we need. So it's cute that we think will it's Saturday. 11 00:00:25.239 --> 00:00:27.760 It's tilly to go grocery shopping through the week. 12 00:00:28.039 --> 00:00:29.679 Hey, we better open up a lane. 13 00:00:29.839 --> 00:00:32.960 Wait listen, we I go three or four times a week. 14 00:00:33.000 --> 00:00:34.920 And John, when you have a baby, you're gonna be 15 00:00:34.960 --> 00:00:36.159 going every day of the week. 16 00:00:36.280 --> 00:00:36.880 Oh man. 17 00:00:37.119 --> 00:00:41.000 So I don't need a big basket. I just need 18 00:00:41.000 --> 00:00:45.079 the hand basket or the little many pushy cart. No, 19 00:00:45.159 --> 00:00:47.000 I don't need that. I just need the hand basket. 20 00:00:47.039 --> 00:00:49.520 So yesterday I needed five things. I needed the hand basket. 21 00:00:50.280 --> 00:00:53.640 So the last couple of months, I'm like walking around 22 00:00:53.640 --> 00:00:55.600 and I'm like, they used to be right by the 23 00:00:55.719 --> 00:00:57.280 front of the door, right from the front door, and 24 00:00:57.359 --> 00:01:00.079 I go, where's the hand basket? So yesterday, if I 25 00:01:00.280 --> 00:01:02.799 had enough, So I was a male Karen and I 26 00:01:02.840 --> 00:01:05.640 was like, where are the hand baskets, yea, And they're like, 27 00:01:06.560 --> 00:01:08.480 we had to get rid of those, and I go 28 00:01:08.959 --> 00:01:12.239 for he goes, because they kept stealing them. 29 00:01:12.799 --> 00:01:13.799 Are you for what? 30 00:01:14.079 --> 00:01:16.359 Because people would just take them to their car and 31 00:01:16.480 --> 00:01:20.920 take them. And I said what, he goes, Yeah, we 32 00:01:20.959 --> 00:01:24.000 had we had to stop using them. If you go 33 00:01:24.079 --> 00:01:25.959 to Kroger on Hubbard's laying, you will not find a 34 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:27.280 hand handbasket. 35 00:01:27.280 --> 00:01:28.760 Well, I tell you, I go with the one in 36 00:01:28.799 --> 00:01:29.319 playing view. 37 00:01:29.840 --> 00:01:30.959 They still have them. 38 00:01:31.159 --> 00:01:33.200 You know, I don't recall seeing them. I think they 39 00:01:33.480 --> 00:01:35.640 well because they used to be right there about the 40 00:01:35.760 --> 00:01:39.239 hand sanitizered little thing, you know, right, But I don't. 41 00:01:39.400 --> 00:01:40.799 I don't call seeing him for a while. 42 00:01:40.799 --> 00:01:42.400 I don't remember I get. 43 00:01:42.239 --> 00:01:44.519 The little small pushy cart though, yeah I don't. 44 00:01:44.840 --> 00:01:48.439 I don't remember thinking that Saint Matthew's Trinity Hills would 45 00:01:48.480 --> 00:01:51.359 be the place where baskets are stolen so much from 46 00:01:51.439 --> 00:01:57.840 Kroger that they actually had to stop putting them out. What. 47 00:01:58.200 --> 00:01:59.840 Well, here's the thing, though, Like, if they're so worried 48 00:01:59.879 --> 00:02:02.840 about them being stolen, what's the point, Like you might 49 00:02:02.840 --> 00:02:04.400 as well just leave them out right, because they're gonna 50 00:02:04.439 --> 00:02:06.599 be gone either way either the people take them or 51 00:02:06.640 --> 00:02:08.000 they're just not there in the first place. 52 00:02:08.319 --> 00:02:09.120 That's a good point. 53 00:02:09.159 --> 00:02:12.840 Well again, I really use those a lot because sometime 54 00:02:12.840 --> 00:02:15.199 I go three or four times a week because I 55 00:02:15.199 --> 00:02:17.400 always get the orders, Hey go get this, so I 56 00:02:17.400 --> 00:02:19.599 have to go get it. I don't need the big basket. Man. 57 00:02:19.960 --> 00:02:22.520 I've avoid going to the grocery store on the weekends. 58 00:02:23.680 --> 00:02:25.879 There are times to go. You've got to time it out. 59 00:02:25.919 --> 00:02:29.360 I usually go after the show, in between appointments. 60 00:02:29.599 --> 00:02:31.280 That's a great time to go. And I never go 61 00:02:31.400 --> 00:02:33.919 Senior Day there's a great time to go. Uh and 62 00:02:33.960 --> 00:02:35.919 Kroger does a great job. I was just shocked. I 63 00:02:35.960 --> 00:02:38.439 was like, what is that where we are now society 64 00:02:38.919 --> 00:02:41.360 that we can't you can't have a hand basket at 65 00:02:41.400 --> 00:02:45.960 Kroger because they steal them? Whose day, criminals whoever? I 66 00:02:45.960 --> 00:02:46.319 don't know. 67 00:02:47.319 --> 00:02:49.080 I don't know. I mean, what are you gonna do 68 00:02:49.199 --> 00:02:51.759 with them? 69 00:02:52.080 --> 00:02:52.800 I guess you would. 70 00:02:53.080 --> 00:02:53.680 I mean, I don't know. 71 00:02:53.719 --> 00:02:55.560 It's a basket. It's pretty sturdy basket. 72 00:02:55.599 --> 00:02:57.319 I would keep on my yarn in it for when 73 00:02:57.319 --> 00:02:58.240 I go crocheting. 74 00:02:58.400 --> 00:03:00.879 I wonder if they just went that they kept putting 75 00:03:00.919 --> 00:03:02.199 them out until they were gone. 76 00:03:02.560 --> 00:03:04.400 That's what John was saying that what. 77 00:03:04.439 --> 00:03:06.199 You were saying, to figure out what you were thinking. 78 00:03:06.319 --> 00:03:08.680 Yeah, so they keep them and then maybe people are 79 00:03:08.719 --> 00:03:11.000 just leaving them in their cars and forgetting to take 80 00:03:11.039 --> 00:03:11.400 them back. 81 00:03:11.400 --> 00:03:11.960 That's another thing. 82 00:03:12.000 --> 00:03:12.759 It's ridiculous. 83 00:03:12.840 --> 00:03:15.840 What you know, what you're supposed to do is just 84 00:03:15.919 --> 00:03:17.759 leave them at the counter, like you know, you. 85 00:03:17.719 --> 00:03:21.319 Put them back and you stack them by the checkout thing, right, Yeah, 86 00:03:21.280 --> 00:03:23.039 and then they move them over by the front door. 87 00:03:23.120 --> 00:03:25.520 There's no taking them to your car you need Why 88 00:03:25.560 --> 00:03:27.360 would you take your car. 89 00:03:27.439 --> 00:03:29.159 I've never used one of those things anyway. I just 90 00:03:29.159 --> 00:03:34.960 assume that's what people did. There's been times were forgotten 91 00:03:34.960 --> 00:03:36.800 to pay for produces because it doesn't look like the 92 00:03:36.800 --> 00:03:37.919 same as the regular stuff. 93 00:03:38.000 --> 00:03:46.520 Whoager, police man, because you know what, you're still they 94 00:03:46.599 --> 00:03:49.520 make my avocados more expensive to pay for the woods 95 00:03:49.520 --> 00:03:53.159 you stole man. Not cool, John, not cool. 96 00:03:54.240 --> 00:03:57.759 It's very unfortunately, well these days the price of vegetables 97 00:03:57.840 --> 00:04:01.159 might be a felony expensive. 98 00:04:01.159 --> 00:04:03.520 For Mava Coddalls are seventy seven cents apiece. 99 00:04:04.280 --> 00:04:05.520 I don't avocados. 100 00:04:05.560 --> 00:04:08.759 I gotta eat one a day from Manami makes me monomenal. 101 00:04:11.879 --> 00:04:13.199 She's gonna take my butt today. 102 00:04:13.560 --> 00:04:16.800 Mandy Connall's gonna join us today from Denver. She's gonna 103 00:04:16.800 --> 00:04:20.040 tell us how the Democrats have destroyed her city. Marty 104 00:04:20.079 --> 00:04:22.079 book from Earl Books. Carriage Forward is gonna come on 105 00:04:22.120 --> 00:04:25.240 sometime today. We haven't kneeled down the time, but at 106 00:04:25.240 --> 00:04:28.519 this point something we need to start asking. As a city. 107 00:04:29.800 --> 00:04:32.480 We keep getting broken up with. So it's like, what's 108 00:04:32.519 --> 00:04:35.920 wrong with us? Like, what's wrong with me? Like? What's wrong? 109 00:04:36.040 --> 00:04:37.319 I think maybe we snore? 110 00:04:38.399 --> 00:04:42.279 Louisville must snore, you know, because yesterday the University of 111 00:04:42.319 --> 00:04:46.120 Louisville president resigned out of nowhere. And she was a 112 00:04:47.279 --> 00:04:48.839 She wasn't on the job to or it was like 113 00:04:48.879 --> 00:04:53.480 two years even, but she was really good. Your your 114 00:04:53.519 --> 00:04:54.040 wife met her? 115 00:04:54.120 --> 00:04:57.160 Yeah, my wife. My wife and her were at many 116 00:04:57.160 --> 00:04:59.319 events together and I had the opportunity to meet her. 117 00:04:59.319 --> 00:05:02.439 She she was a really good woman and really good 118 00:05:02.480 --> 00:05:03.120 at a job. 119 00:05:03.920 --> 00:05:06.839 It just seems like everybody breaks up with us human Paul. 120 00:05:07.720 --> 00:05:09.600 Did she get fired? Did she red? No? 121 00:05:09.600 --> 00:05:12.399 No, there was okay. So they interviewed the board member 122 00:05:12.480 --> 00:05:14.600 last night and she said, well, it was a mutual. 123 00:05:14.639 --> 00:05:17.000 We came to an agreement, and it really kind of 124 00:05:17.000 --> 00:05:19.519 insinuated that they were not on the same page. The 125 00:05:19.600 --> 00:05:21.639 board and the president weren't on the same page of 126 00:05:21.680 --> 00:05:24.759 the direction of the school. This is what I'm reading 127 00:05:24.759 --> 00:05:27.240 between the leaves here or tea leaves or whateveryon will 128 00:05:27.279 --> 00:05:29.839 say uh and that because we asked the same way. 129 00:05:29.879 --> 00:05:33.800 I kept looking for Paul. Paul Miles tweeted out last 130 00:05:33.879 --> 00:05:35.720 night that she had left, and I kept researching, like, 131 00:05:35.800 --> 00:05:36.959 why did she leave? 132 00:05:37.240 --> 00:05:39.720 I think there was Hey, let's just say it was 133 00:05:39.800 --> 00:05:44.519 mutual and we'll give you this compensation. Because here's why. 134 00:05:44.519 --> 00:05:46.560 I will tell you. She had a lot of common sense, 135 00:05:46.600 --> 00:05:49.879 which a lot of university presidents do not. So I 136 00:05:49.920 --> 00:05:53.959 could see somebody with common sense saying not working out. Well, listen, 137 00:05:54.040 --> 00:05:56.040 we need you know, we need a dormitory just for 138 00:05:56.079 --> 00:05:59.279 people who think they're cats. No, no, we don't know. 139 00:05:59.720 --> 00:06:04.680 There's cat litters of there. So she she's left. And 140 00:06:04.680 --> 00:06:06.560 then here's the Here's the thing that made it even 141 00:06:06.600 --> 00:06:10.040 more little, you know, very interesting, is that they replaced 142 00:06:10.040 --> 00:06:14.000 her permanently with some dude, like right away, not some dude. 143 00:06:14.040 --> 00:06:15.560 He was in the dentistry, he was ahead of the 144 00:06:15.600 --> 00:06:20.639 dentistry program, but they were. They replaced a permanent, permanent 145 00:06:20.759 --> 00:06:25.079 replacement at the same time. So I'm like, man, this 146 00:06:25.120 --> 00:06:27.879 seems rush. This seems rushed and quick. 147 00:06:28.040 --> 00:06:28.480 Yeah. 148 00:06:28.519 --> 00:06:30.800 So again, I don't know what's wrong with us in 149 00:06:30.800 --> 00:06:32.879 the city of Louisville, but people keep breaking up with 150 00:06:33.000 --> 00:06:35.319 us and we're just like what wait what And it's like, 151 00:06:35.600 --> 00:06:38.480 it's not it's not you, it's me, it's me. 152 00:06:39.000 --> 00:06:40.800 What don't be refreshing just for him to say, you 153 00:06:40.800 --> 00:06:42.560 know what, it's you. It is you, it's you. 154 00:06:42.800 --> 00:06:44.160 That's what people want to walk what here? 155 00:06:44.319 --> 00:06:46.759 Of course it's a clean break that. 156 00:06:46.759 --> 00:06:49.120 Way kind of weird. I hate the way you clean 157 00:06:49.160 --> 00:06:52.920 your teeth and the clicking in your jaw annoying. I 158 00:06:52.920 --> 00:06:53.319 gotta go. 159 00:06:53.720 --> 00:06:57.720 I've heard all your stories. Yeah, Hey, speaking of witch, 160 00:06:58.399 --> 00:07:01.160 do you think it'd be right for cup like to 161 00:07:01.199 --> 00:07:04.079 have I don't know, like a card, you know, And 162 00:07:04.399 --> 00:07:06.480 when a spouse starts telling the story that you've heard 163 00:07:06.519 --> 00:07:09.279 a hundred times, to not be rude or anything, but 164 00:07:09.360 --> 00:07:13.680 just hold the card up to her or him, because 165 00:07:13.680 --> 00:07:15.560 I'm sure she's heard all my stories too. But you know, 166 00:07:15.600 --> 00:07:18.199 once once they start telling a story, height you've repeated 167 00:07:18.279 --> 00:07:21.639 stories maybe a time or two. You know what I'm saying, 168 00:07:21.920 --> 00:07:23.399 Just hey, I've heard this one. 169 00:07:23.839 --> 00:07:26.360 First of all, you've thought about this too much that 170 00:07:26.439 --> 00:07:30.560 you're coming up with a game plan. Okay, but just 171 00:07:30.639 --> 00:07:33.560 do what other men do. Tune it out and listen 172 00:07:33.600 --> 00:07:36.759 for a keyword. Well, do the listen for a keyword 173 00:07:36.800 --> 00:07:39.560 that pops out. It's just like you're the CIA listening 174 00:07:39.560 --> 00:07:40.720 device of your wife. 175 00:07:40.959 --> 00:07:45.079 Well, it's all you hear is It's difficult for me 176 00:07:45.120 --> 00:07:46.839 because I'll say, uh huh at the right time is 177 00:07:46.879 --> 00:07:49.920 just keep the story of answering. But then I just 178 00:07:49.920 --> 00:07:54.360 started doing uh huh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh, 179 00:07:54.399 --> 00:07:56.360 And that's rude. But if I could just go have 180 00:07:56.480 --> 00:07:58.000 heard this and be honest, you know. 181 00:07:58.160 --> 00:08:01.800 Yeah, I think I think you should keep the cards 182 00:08:01.800 --> 00:08:02.319 to yourself. 183 00:08:02.360 --> 00:08:04.399 But she could do it to me. I'm saying, here, honey, 184 00:08:04.439 --> 00:08:07.079 here's a card for you, and it's laminated. So if 185 00:08:07.079 --> 00:08:09.160 we spilled chilly on it, we just gonna wipe it off. 186 00:08:09.240 --> 00:08:11.519 John, No one's gonna be surprised when Susan murders. 187 00:08:12.079 --> 00:08:13.800 That'd be problematic, and it will. 188 00:08:13.839 --> 00:08:16.800 It will look like an accident, it'll look like something else. 189 00:08:16.800 --> 00:08:19.680 He will won't look like she'll cry on command. 190 00:08:19.759 --> 00:08:22.079 They're gonna be really nice cards there. They're gonna be 191 00:08:22.160 --> 00:08:26.399 laminated like Mexican restaurants. Do you know you spill saucing? Oh, 192 00:08:26.439 --> 00:08:29.079 no big deal, Senior, They just wipe it off. 193 00:08:29.439 --> 00:08:31.240 Do you have an arch enemy? Because we're gonna make 194 00:08:31.279 --> 00:08:33.080 sure she gets hooked up with the arch enemy. So 195 00:08:33.240 --> 00:08:36.320 do that arch enemy is in the jacuzzi every night 196 00:08:36.399 --> 00:08:36.720 with her. 197 00:08:36.840 --> 00:08:45.440 You know it is who Tony Vanetti? That's my arch enemy. Hi, ladies, 198 00:08:45.720 --> 00:08:48.840 this is Tony Vannetti. Send me your self addressed staff envelope. 199 00:08:48.840 --> 00:08:51.039 We were watching your video over and over last night. 200 00:08:51.200 --> 00:08:54.200 Oh the dating Send your self addressed staff envelope if 201 00:08:54.200 --> 00:08:55.480 you want to go out on a date with me. 202 00:08:56.159 --> 00:08:57.320 I'm a just juckie. 203 00:08:57.720 --> 00:09:01.559 Nineteen ninety four. Tony Vannetti two minutes of it look 204 00:09:01.600 --> 00:09:05.799 like it's such a dork. Listen, John, it is hard 205 00:09:05.960 --> 00:09:10.559 at fifty six years old to see your mannerisms and 206 00:09:10.600 --> 00:09:12.519 the way you did things when you were twenty four. 207 00:09:12.679 --> 00:09:14.960 Oh I'm twenty seven, and I think back to things 208 00:09:14.960 --> 00:09:16.000 I did when I was fifteen. 209 00:09:16.039 --> 00:09:18.279 It's hard. It's hard I think back of them. It 210 00:09:18.320 --> 00:09:20.720 was hard to watch things I did this morning, and. 211 00:09:20.679 --> 00:09:22.440 People that knew me then were like, Oh, yeah, that 212 00:09:22.600 --> 00:09:26.399 was you, that was you dude. Nineteen ninety four. This 213 00:09:26.480 --> 00:09:28.600 show used to go on at seven o'clock at night 214 00:09:28.799 --> 00:09:32.399 pre internet, and it was after all the news ended, 215 00:09:32.480 --> 00:09:35.080 and at seven o'clock HS eleven had a show called 216 00:09:35.120 --> 00:09:38.960 Lowell Tonight. It was just basically an entertainment magazine type 217 00:09:39.000 --> 00:09:43.440 show and they started doing these dating videos. You want 218 00:09:43.440 --> 00:09:47.360 to do one? I say it was the old Most 219 00:09:47.399 --> 00:09:50.840 people missed the old WQF studios, like, oh, that's the 220 00:09:50.879 --> 00:09:52.159 old studios. 221 00:09:52.279 --> 00:09:54.080 The first thing I saw when you were peeking through 222 00:09:54.080 --> 00:09:56.480 the conference room. Then when you walk down the hallway 223 00:09:56.480 --> 00:09:58.879 where it had that gigantic prom picture of yeh. 224 00:09:59.000 --> 00:10:01.679 Prom brings back memory that old building. 225 00:10:01.840 --> 00:10:04.000 So I had. I had an appointment in dupap Professional 226 00:10:04.039 --> 00:10:07.200 Towers not too long ago, and I walked down the 227 00:10:07.200 --> 00:10:10.440 basement and it's now like a sleep clinic, you know, 228 00:10:10.559 --> 00:10:11.159 sleep happening. 229 00:10:11.240 --> 00:10:14.320 Well, you know what's still there, The front desk exactly, 230 00:10:15.759 --> 00:10:18.080 the front desk is there with the glass. Used to 231 00:10:18.120 --> 00:10:21.440 have the Neon wqs in the front desk. It was 232 00:10:21.480 --> 00:10:26.039 a lot of Neon. Think of Splash, yeah in a 233 00:10:26.840 --> 00:10:28.240 w in a radio station. 234 00:10:28.360 --> 00:10:32.279 If Splash had sex with High five Bys and had 235 00:10:32.279 --> 00:10:34.000 a bastard baby, that's what our studio. 236 00:10:34.120 --> 00:10:36.320 John godlewebs. Go to the Facebook and watch it. It's 237 00:10:36.360 --> 00:10:38.559 got of like four thousand views. I didn't think people 238 00:10:38.600 --> 00:10:39.200 would watch it. 239 00:10:39.639 --> 00:10:39.759 Uh. 240 00:10:40.360 --> 00:10:42.440 But that room that you're talking about, the conference room 241 00:10:42.600 --> 00:10:45.679 where I go, Hey, no, the first shot that you 242 00:10:45.720 --> 00:10:47.000 know how many times I was yelled at in that 243 00:10:47.080 --> 00:10:50.320 room like scream, Oh yeah you did what, Tony. 244 00:10:50.960 --> 00:10:54.279 The conference room has many memories, but my greatest memory 245 00:10:54.320 --> 00:10:57.519 is when big guys sold w QMF as soon as 246 00:10:57.519 --> 00:11:00.480 they found out that they sewed the clear channel. Yeah, 247 00:11:00.559 --> 00:11:01.759 then the looting started. 248 00:11:01.840 --> 00:11:02.639 Yeah, looting started. 249 00:11:02.639 --> 00:11:04.240 I remember those black blacker shelves. 250 00:11:04.279 --> 00:11:05.240 Yeah, everybody started stealing. 251 00:11:05.360 --> 00:11:06.759 Those were in my house for years. 252 00:11:06.759 --> 00:11:12.919 I'll guarantee, guaranteed. Okay, So Kentucky teenagers can now apply 253 00:11:13.080 --> 00:11:17.840 for a driver's permit at fifteen. Apparently other states are 254 00:11:17.879 --> 00:11:22.279 at fifteen and Kentucky is at sixteen. Governor of Sheer 255 00:11:22.279 --> 00:11:25.240 Side House Bill fifteen into law Tuesday. 256 00:11:26.200 --> 00:11:27.480 I don't know where I'm at on this. 257 00:11:27.799 --> 00:11:29.320 I mean, here's here's my take. 258 00:11:30.200 --> 00:11:31.759 I just know what I was like at fifteen. 259 00:11:31.759 --> 00:11:34.960 Here's the thing, dude, these kids are the problem. This 260 00:11:35.120 --> 00:11:37.240 is great, fine, you get a headstart on the on 261 00:11:37.279 --> 00:11:40.679 the driver thing. None of these kids want their license, man, really, 262 00:11:40.759 --> 00:11:43.480 they take forever to get their license. Why would you? 263 00:11:43.639 --> 00:11:45.519 Nowadays they're like, why would I want a license? You 264 00:11:45.600 --> 00:11:47.799 take me everywhere I need to go. They don't understand 265 00:11:47.799 --> 00:11:50.440 freedom and having a car and getting out of the house. 266 00:11:50.720 --> 00:11:53.320 They don't want the responsibility. There are a lot of 267 00:11:53.480 --> 00:11:56.320 kids that wait till they're seventeen eighteen years old to 268 00:11:56.320 --> 00:11:59.440 get their damn license. So this thing is great, super 269 00:11:59.480 --> 00:12:00.960 you want to get a jump start on it. But 270 00:12:01.039 --> 00:12:03.279 here's the thing that's the wrong generation you should have 271 00:12:03.320 --> 00:12:03.840 started with. 272 00:12:04.759 --> 00:12:08.080 If you ask me, life started going downhill. Like all 273 00:12:08.519 --> 00:12:11.519 of us, all we wanted was our driver's license. Yeah, 274 00:12:11.639 --> 00:12:13.679 wait to get about driver's freedom. Okay, wait to get 275 00:12:13.679 --> 00:12:15.840 about driver's license. But you asked me, that's when life 276 00:12:15.840 --> 00:12:18.480 started to go downhill. And here's what I mean. Me 277 00:12:18.639 --> 00:12:21.720 and all my friends we would ride bikes, dirt bikes, 278 00:12:21.720 --> 00:12:23.679 you know, and hang out and we'd oh where all 279 00:12:23.720 --> 00:12:26.919 the bikes at? We'd pull in that house, ruffians. As 280 00:12:26.960 --> 00:12:30.840 soon as we got our driver's license, everybody went their 281 00:12:30.879 --> 00:12:33.919 several ways, you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 282 00:12:33.960 --> 00:12:35.960 So it was like a brand new chapter or something. 283 00:12:36.440 --> 00:12:38.679 Uh, it is true freedom. Let me tell you something 284 00:12:38.879 --> 00:12:42.600 that simply when you get your car taken away from you, 285 00:12:42.720 --> 00:12:44.840 or it's only being worked on you don't have a car, 286 00:12:45.000 --> 00:12:47.720 or let's say you're license suspended and you don't realize. 287 00:12:47.840 --> 00:12:49.240 You're like, oh, I'm going to run down and do 288 00:12:49.279 --> 00:12:50.840 what and you're no, I'm not going to run down 289 00:12:50.879 --> 00:12:54.600 and do something. Stuck at the house. It's freedom, my friend. 290 00:12:54.720 --> 00:12:57.240 Oh, by the way, freedom. I want to say that 291 00:12:57.279 --> 00:13:00.440 this happened probably two months ago. I was talking about 292 00:13:00.440 --> 00:13:03.919 how I used to armor all the Corinthian Vinyl seats 293 00:13:04.519 --> 00:13:07.080 that were in my seventy six Buick Regal, and I 294 00:13:07.120 --> 00:13:09.799 said I would take a left, and she was slided 295 00:13:09.879 --> 00:13:12.720 right into me. Yes. A listener by the name of 296 00:13:12.840 --> 00:13:15.240 Darren Lancaster said no, you mean right, and went, no, 297 00:13:15.320 --> 00:13:18.440 I mean left. I did an experiment with a tennis 298 00:13:18.440 --> 00:13:20.679 ball on my dashboard. He was right, I had to 299 00:13:20.720 --> 00:13:21.399 take a right. 300 00:13:24.799 --> 00:13:27.559 Physical You're a big dumb animal. 301 00:13:27.600 --> 00:13:29.919 Well, I mean what, I'm wrong too, So, Darren Lancaster, 302 00:13:30.639 --> 00:13:31.240 you were right. 303 00:13:31.360 --> 00:13:33.879 Yeah, uh okay, So we're going to do the joke 304 00:13:33.919 --> 00:13:36.320 of the day. We got plenty of lead stories that 305 00:13:36.399 --> 00:13:38.879 were breaking last night and continue to talk about that. 306 00:13:39.519 --> 00:13:41.279 Mandy Connall what times Mandy. 307 00:13:41.240 --> 00:13:43.919 Mandy Connor was at nine thirty. We have Jeff Callaway 308 00:13:44.080 --> 00:13:47.039 and Ethan Almighty coming in. We have Philip Perkins from 309 00:13:47.120 --> 00:13:49.679 Future of Fighting coming in seeing how you can see 310 00:13:49.679 --> 00:13:51.279 some ock the gun fighting. 311 00:13:51.320 --> 00:13:53.240 Oh all right, we'll talk to him. 312 00:13:53.279 --> 00:13:53.639 All right. 313 00:13:54.200 --> 00:13:55.519 First of all, for you, joke of the day. Do 314 00:13:55.559 --> 00:13:56.480 work aholics real quick? 315 00:13:56.519 --> 00:13:59.519 Workaholics? Listen? Do you have that best friend where no 316 00:13:59.559 --> 00:14:01.799 matter what you say, they go, I got you. If 317 00:14:01.799 --> 00:14:06.080 you're a business owner, that best friend for you, it's workaholics. 318 00:14:06.159 --> 00:14:08.879 You're gonna love these guys in gals. Sure, they move 319 00:14:08.960 --> 00:14:12.080 offices from one office to another, but they also reconfigure 320 00:14:12.159 --> 00:14:13.759 your office if you want it. Maybe you want to 321 00:14:13.799 --> 00:14:16.919 redesign how the cubicles are, kind of shake it up, 322 00:14:16.919 --> 00:14:19.120 make it a brand new place. And I don't know, 323 00:14:19.240 --> 00:14:23.000 inspire some work for the workers there. Workaholics. Does they 324 00:14:23.039 --> 00:14:26.720 move furniture if you're if you're out of square footage 325 00:14:26.720 --> 00:14:29.320 and you need warehouse storage, they got you covered there too, 326 00:14:29.360 --> 00:14:33.879 seventy two thousand feet of square footage in a secure warehouse. 327 00:14:33.919 --> 00:14:37.039 You're gonna love workaholics. They'll paint, they'll do whatever you 328 00:14:37.240 --> 00:14:41.200 need for your business. They're your business's best friend, large 329 00:14:41.279 --> 00:14:43.879 enough to quote any job, but still small enough to 330 00:14:43.919 --> 00:14:47.559 care check out workaholics. Make them your new best friend. 331 00:14:47.759 --> 00:14:49.759 Jukeda ju Dwight Flinton. 332 00:14:49.519 --> 00:14:55.840 All right, here we go, hey, fellas h Yesterday was Wednesday. 333 00:14:55.919 --> 00:14:59.480 So I had my appointment with my therapist, doctor Street Russell. Oh, 334 00:14:59.559 --> 00:15:01.639 poor guy, Yeah, I know, por yes, he always has 335 00:15:01.720 --> 00:15:05.360 a shower one. Absolutely I walked in, I said, doctor Russell. 336 00:15:05.480 --> 00:15:08.559 Doctor Russell, I feel like I'm a pair of curtains. 337 00:15:09.000 --> 00:15:13.559 He goes curtains. Come on, Dwight, pull yourself together, because 338 00:15:13.600 --> 00:15:17.320 that was curtains. That's pretty good. I was curtains. Johnny, 339 00:15:17.320 --> 00:15:18.000 you pull curtains. 340 00:15:19.000 --> 00:15:22.200 That's your joke of the day. March twenty seventh, twenty 341 00:15:22.399 --> 00:15:25.000 twenty five. Back after this on news radio eight forty w. 342 00:15:25.399 --> 00:15:26.080 H as. 343 00:15:28.919 --> 00:15:31.240 Listen to a lot of petty Lately listen to there 344 00:15:31.320 --> 00:15:35.080 was a live album. Dude, dude, do you gonna put 345 00:15:35.159 --> 00:15:35.960 me out of the job? 346 00:15:36.519 --> 00:15:40.440 This weekend's gonna be Cray Cray in Indianapolis. Craig Craig, 347 00:15:40.799 --> 00:15:42.120 Your kids still say Craig Cray. 348 00:15:42.200 --> 00:15:45.679 No, they don't. People with people with said never said 349 00:15:45.759 --> 00:15:46.360 Craig Craig. 350 00:15:46.840 --> 00:15:49.720 By the way, Matty mccarkoy's going to join us today. 351 00:15:49.960 --> 00:15:52.720 Matte mcarko went up the hill, Madde mccarkyll. 352 00:15:53.519 --> 00:15:56.120 She is going to We're gonna give her. We're gonna 353 00:15:56.120 --> 00:15:58.919 tell her what the emoji means or what the emoji is, 354 00:15:58.960 --> 00:16:01.440 and she's gonna tell us what it means because we're 355 00:16:01.519 --> 00:16:04.519 old people. You saw this right, yes, and some of 356 00:16:04.559 --> 00:16:09.639 it's really evil, know corn cob stop, stop it filthy. 357 00:16:09.799 --> 00:16:12.480 So she's got it, she'll she'll explain it to us, 358 00:16:12.480 --> 00:16:14.080 because we're old and she is not. 359 00:16:14.399 --> 00:16:16.919 I always send my mother an eggplant to remind her 360 00:16:17.120 --> 00:16:18.360 eat your vegetable. 361 00:16:18.480 --> 00:16:19.559 Good, Mom, it's good. 362 00:16:19.720 --> 00:16:21.200 I didn't put a doughnut next to it, did you. 363 00:16:21.440 --> 00:16:21.480 No. 364 00:16:21.679 --> 00:16:23.879 I was just say, hey, mom, when's the last time 365 00:16:23.960 --> 00:16:27.240 you had one of these? That an eggplant? And you go, 366 00:16:27.399 --> 00:16:29.039 you know what, when is the last time I ate 367 00:16:29.080 --> 00:16:29.919 egg plant? I don't know. 368 00:16:30.159 --> 00:16:32.399 I will tell you this, John. On this list, there's 369 00:16:32.440 --> 00:16:35.840 some things that are really really mean, like they're there. 370 00:16:36.159 --> 00:16:38.519 So if you put something certainly mean, it's it's what 371 00:16:38.639 --> 00:16:41.360 it is is. Telling that person is an inceell right, 372 00:16:41.440 --> 00:16:43.799 which is a huge that's a that's a it's a 373 00:16:43.879 --> 00:16:47.320 cutdown as in they're you know, an in cell means 374 00:16:47.399 --> 00:16:52.039 in celt involuntary celibate. Oh, they blame women for them 375 00:16:52.080 --> 00:16:52.720 being celibate. 376 00:16:52.799 --> 00:16:54.840 They're that was a terror thing an insell. 377 00:16:55.080 --> 00:16:55.120 No. 378 00:16:56.279 --> 00:16:58.240 So there's some mean stuff on this, and some of 379 00:16:58.279 --> 00:17:00.039 it's fun, but some of it, like there's there's a 380 00:17:00.120 --> 00:17:01.440 symbol for doing cocaine. 381 00:17:01.840 --> 00:17:04.319 Yeah, and I was like, what what do you mean 382 00:17:04.680 --> 00:17:05.559 kids do cocaine? 383 00:17:05.759 --> 00:17:09.680 What? Uh So we'll do that with Maddie McCart cough. 384 00:17:09.839 --> 00:17:15.960 Maddie mcconough has come on our show. Uh plus Mandy 385 00:17:16.039 --> 00:17:19.119 here in about ten Mandy Coddle from Donver col Road. 386 00:17:19.559 --> 00:17:23.160 Some of those are filthy, yes, some of them are 387 00:17:23.319 --> 00:17:25.880 very very filthy. You know it's not filthy is Eedland 388 00:17:26.039 --> 00:17:28.319 and Edland or your house is. Can't you filthy what 389 00:17:28.400 --> 00:17:28.880 you sell it? 390 00:17:29.079 --> 00:17:29.519 Or it can't. 391 00:17:29.519 --> 00:17:32.160 It doesn't matter. Eland and Eland's going to sell your 392 00:17:32.200 --> 00:17:35.839 house for one percent commission rate five eight hundred five 393 00:17:35.960 --> 00:17:37.960 nine nine twenty eight hundred. Nonegoes well. They've done this 394 00:17:38.079 --> 00:17:42.079 for seven years, over one half of all the one 395 00:17:42.119 --> 00:17:44.599 percent sales last year in real estate where Eland and 396 00:17:44.680 --> 00:17:47.400 Eland they know what they're doing. And Edland looked for 397 00:17:47.440 --> 00:17:49.759 the yard signs well, the guy down the street I 398 00:17:49.839 --> 00:17:52.319 told you put an Eland and Eland sign in their yard. 399 00:17:52.440 --> 00:17:55.720 House is sold in four days. It's ridiculous. So elind 400 00:17:55.759 --> 00:17:58.640 and Eedland five nine twenty eight hundred, or go to 401 00:17:58.720 --> 00:18:01.200