WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.199 --> 00:00:05.200 Now listen to Father Knows Best Transcribe, starring Robert Young 2 00:00:05.360 --> 00:00:24.960 has Father Welcome to Springfield and another half hour visit 3 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:27.239 with the folks in the white frame house on Maple Street. 4 00:00:27.559 --> 00:00:30.879 Sit back and enjoy life with the Andersons Kathy, Bud, Betty, 5 00:00:30.960 --> 00:00:33.799 Margaret and Jim as the head of this typical American 6 00:00:33.799 --> 00:00:37.840 household again sets out to prove that Father knows Best. 7 00:00:45.880 --> 00:00:49.119 We'll join the Andersons in just a moment. You've probably 8 00:00:49.119 --> 00:00:52.320 heard it said that the Series E United States Savings 9 00:00:52.320 --> 00:00:55.560 Bond has been improved. You probably know that it pays 10 00:00:55.600 --> 00:00:59.000 back more money in less time than ever before. Now 11 00:00:59.039 --> 00:01:01.320 I'd like to tell you how that these improvements benefit you. 12 00:01:02.159 --> 00:01:05.439 Say you buy a thousand dollars bond, actually you know 13 00:01:05.560 --> 00:01:09.200 you only pay seven hundred fifty dollars for it. Formally 14 00:01:09.239 --> 00:01:12.560 that bond would mature in ten years, But now the 15 00:01:12.680 --> 00:01:16.680 improved Series E bond matures in nine years and eight months, 16 00:01:17.200 --> 00:01:19.959 and it pays you four dollars for every three dollars 17 00:01:19.959 --> 00:01:23.439 you invest. Also, you can hold the improved Series E 18 00:01:23.599 --> 00:01:27.959 Savings Bond beyond maturity and earn even further interest three 19 00:01:28.000 --> 00:01:33.040 percent interest compounded semiannually for as long as ten additional years. 20 00:01:33.640 --> 00:01:36.799 At that time, your original investment of seven hundred fifty 21 00:01:36.840 --> 00:01:41.480 dollars is worth well over thirteen hundred dollars. That's an 22 00:01:41.519 --> 00:01:46.159 eighty percent return on your original investment. You'll feel more 23 00:01:46.200 --> 00:02:00.120 secure tomorrow if you buy Improve Series E savings bonds. Today, 24 00:02:02.439 --> 00:02:05.760 they say curiosity once killed a cat, a fate that's 25 00:02:05.799 --> 00:02:08.919 both proper and fitted. So why not give thanks for 26 00:02:09.000 --> 00:02:12.280 the good fortune that let you pry yet not die 27 00:02:12.479 --> 00:02:15.199 like a kitten. The point we're trying to make is 28 00:02:15.240 --> 00:02:17.960 that curiosity is not confined to cats. It's a human 29 00:02:18.000 --> 00:02:21.240 frailty as well. And when it comes to frailties, well, 30 00:02:21.520 --> 00:02:24.360 we doubt that you'll find anyone quite as human or 31 00:02:24.520 --> 00:02:32.639 frail as our dear friends in Springfield and Anderson's like this, Margaret, 32 00:02:32.639 --> 00:02:34.800 May I say that, in my long years as a 33 00:02:34.840 --> 00:02:37.680 lover of good red beef, never has a more succulent 34 00:02:37.759 --> 00:02:39.240 morsel passed my lips. 35 00:02:39.520 --> 00:02:42.000 Well, thank you, dear what he said. 36 00:02:42.560 --> 00:02:43.159 He liked the. 37 00:02:43.240 --> 00:02:46.719 Roast beef all and now, as a fitting climax to 38 00:02:46.759 --> 00:02:50.120 an unforgettable repast, may I be favored with that delicious Napoleon. 39 00:02:50.360 --> 00:02:55.199 Of course, dear God, he wants his dessert all there 40 00:02:55.240 --> 00:02:55.560 you are. 41 00:02:55.759 --> 00:02:58.400 Thank you from the bottom of a happy and carefree heart. 42 00:02:58.479 --> 00:03:00.000 I say, thank you. 43 00:03:00.159 --> 00:03:02.000 What's the matter with him? 44 00:03:02.240 --> 00:03:04.400 He sold a big policy in this afternoon? 45 00:03:04.680 --> 00:03:08.159 Oh Robert Wagner? 46 00:03:09.120 --> 00:03:09.639 What was that? 47 00:03:09.719 --> 00:03:09.960 Dear? 48 00:03:10.439 --> 00:03:13.039 Janey said it was Robert Wagner as. 49 00:03:12.879 --> 00:03:16.199 If she knew, realizing full well, and I ought to 50 00:03:16.199 --> 00:03:20.000 have my brains examined. Still, I asked, what about Robert Wagner. 51 00:03:20.639 --> 00:03:23.280 There isn't any reason at all for thinking that's who 52 00:03:23.319 --> 00:03:24.120 she meant? 53 00:03:24.360 --> 00:03:25.319 Who? Who meant? 54 00:03:25.800 --> 00:03:27.439 Luella Parsons? 55 00:03:27.439 --> 00:03:28.840 Betty just a moment, dear. 56 00:03:28.919 --> 00:03:32.120 These things must be approached delicately. We've got to sneak 57 00:03:32.159 --> 00:03:35.680 up on them or they fly away. Tell me, Betty, 58 00:03:35.719 --> 00:03:37.639 how's everything down around the gas works? 59 00:03:38.479 --> 00:03:41.879 Father Janie Leggett said that Luella Parsons meant Robert Wagner 60 00:03:41.919 --> 00:03:44.080 in her column, and it's just ridiculous. 61 00:03:44.479 --> 00:03:46.319 He never even goes to places like that. 62 00:03:46.560 --> 00:03:48.919 Oh, there you are, Margaret. You see everything's all cleared up. 63 00:03:49.680 --> 00:03:50.280 That's nice. 64 00:03:50.479 --> 00:03:51.800 May I have the cream and sugar? Please? 65 00:03:51.840 --> 00:03:52.159 Here you are? 66 00:03:52.319 --> 00:03:52.560 Dad? 67 00:03:52.639 --> 00:03:56.080 Thank you, all right, Kathy, Now, let's not dawdle. 68 00:03:56.159 --> 00:03:57.479 Mommy and Daddy are in a hurry. 69 00:03:57.680 --> 00:04:01.000 Yes, mommy, Oh, Why do they do things like that? 70 00:04:02.319 --> 00:04:05.120 Like what, dear put things like that in the paper? 71 00:04:06.080 --> 00:04:07.919 Well? I tried it once and it didn't hurt much, 72 00:04:09.280 --> 00:04:11.560 all right, Benny? What do they put in the paper 73 00:04:11.800 --> 00:04:12.680 things like this? 74 00:04:13.319 --> 00:04:13.520 Here? 75 00:04:13.680 --> 00:04:16.399 I cut it out, m what. 76 00:04:16.759 --> 00:04:21.600 Young and handsome star was seen leaving? What sunset stripped nightclub? With? 77 00:04:21.759 --> 00:04:23.319 What blonde young starlet? 78 00:04:23.759 --> 00:04:25.160 Isn't that exasperating? 79 00:04:26.000 --> 00:04:26.839 Is that the whole thing? 80 00:04:29.079 --> 00:04:29.319 Yes? 81 00:04:29.600 --> 00:04:32.680 And Jane has the nerve to say it's Robert Wagner. 82 00:04:33.199 --> 00:04:36.480 She does, She certainly does. Isn't that stupid? 83 00:04:36.639 --> 00:04:39.480 It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Why anyone 84 00:04:39.480 --> 00:04:41.879 with half an eye can see they mean Lassie. 85 00:04:45.199 --> 00:04:45.600 Father? 86 00:04:46.199 --> 00:04:50.040 Well look at it, blonde young Oh you mean the 87 00:04:50.079 --> 00:04:52.040 boy father. 88 00:04:52.680 --> 00:04:54.079 It isn't funny. 89 00:04:54.680 --> 00:04:56.040 No, no, And I. 90 00:04:56.000 --> 00:04:57.279 Don't think you have any right. 91 00:04:57.160 --> 00:04:57.879 To laugh at me. 92 00:04:58.079 --> 00:04:59.720 Your father wasn't laughing at you. 93 00:05:00.000 --> 00:05:01.439 He certainly was. 94 00:05:01.839 --> 00:05:03.560 Wait a minute, do you mean you're going to let 95 00:05:03.560 --> 00:05:05.000 a little thing like this upset you? 96 00:05:05.240 --> 00:05:08.079 It isn't a little thing. How would you feel if 97 00:05:08.120 --> 00:05:09.439 you didn't know who it was? 98 00:05:10.680 --> 00:05:12.480 I think I'd pull through somehow. 99 00:05:15.759 --> 00:05:17.240 At least they ought to give you a hear. 100 00:05:17.600 --> 00:05:20.639 Yeah, just a minute, Bud, Betty. Let's say you do 101 00:05:20.759 --> 00:05:25.240 figure out who they mean, then what Well, then I'll know. 102 00:05:26.120 --> 00:05:28.519 You know what they say about curiosity that killed a cat, 103 00:05:29.120 --> 00:05:31.199 and this whole thing is nothing but a silly attempt 104 00:05:31.199 --> 00:05:33.120 to satisfy your morbid curiosity. 105 00:05:33.399 --> 00:05:35.040 I have to know things, don't. 106 00:05:34.800 --> 00:05:37.199 I not things like who came out of where? 107 00:05:37.279 --> 00:05:37.360 With? 108 00:05:37.480 --> 00:05:41.399 What? That's being curious about the most meaningless sort of trivia? 109 00:05:41.519 --> 00:05:42.560 What's trivia? 110 00:05:42.639 --> 00:05:44.720 I wouldn't care if it were something important, But how 111 00:05:44.759 --> 00:05:47.120 can you sit there and make yourself miserable about something 112 00:05:47.160 --> 00:05:48.720 that doesn't amount to a row of beans in the 113 00:05:48.759 --> 00:05:51.199 first place? Goaty, what is it? Kathy? 114 00:05:51.639 --> 00:05:53.000 What's trivia? 115 00:05:53.439 --> 00:05:59.439 Trivia? Things that are trivial, they're unimportant? Why because they 116 00:05:59.480 --> 00:06:02.680 don't amount to anything? Like this whole conversation had a. 117 00:06:02.800 --> 00:06:04.079 Boy, dad, Bud. 118 00:06:04.399 --> 00:06:08.600 I was agreeing with him, Barley Granger. I'll bet that's who. 119 00:06:08.560 --> 00:06:09.439 It was, Betty. 120 00:06:09.680 --> 00:06:12.759 He's young and goes out, Betty. 121 00:06:12.399 --> 00:06:15.560 Yes, father, I don't care if it's Groucho Marx on 122 00:06:15.600 --> 00:06:19.439 a white horse, forget about it. 123 00:06:19.519 --> 00:06:21.360 But I only I said forget. 124 00:06:21.160 --> 00:06:25.560 About it, jumping creeper. And I don't want any trouble 125 00:06:25.560 --> 00:06:27.240 with you either, But. 126 00:06:27.279 --> 00:06:30.759 I have to ask you something, Jim, I don't think 127 00:06:30.800 --> 00:06:31.920 you're being very nice. 128 00:06:32.360 --> 00:06:35.240 Nice? How can anybody be nice when he's being smothered 129 00:06:35.279 --> 00:06:36.480 in quiz kids. 130 00:06:37.560 --> 00:06:40.279 Just because the children ask a few innocent questions. 131 00:06:40.279 --> 00:06:42.839 If they don't do anything but ask questions from the 132 00:06:42.879 --> 00:06:44.560 time they get up in the morning until they go 133 00:06:44.600 --> 00:06:47.279 to bed at night. Who's on first? What's on? Which? 134 00:06:48.000 --> 00:06:50.000 It's enough to make a man commit horror? Kirie? 135 00:06:50.519 --> 00:06:51.240 What's horror? 136 00:06:51.360 --> 00:06:51.720 Kirie? 137 00:06:52.399 --> 00:06:55.639 Now? Look, Kathy, leave. 138 00:06:55.480 --> 00:06:58.759 Your father alone, dear. He's in one of those moods. 139 00:06:58.800 --> 00:07:01.480 One of what moods. I was in a wonderful move, 140 00:07:02.360 --> 00:07:05.120 wasn't i, bud Well? I was so full of roast beef. 141 00:07:05.160 --> 00:07:07.519 I loved everybody in the whole world. The milk of 142 00:07:07.560 --> 00:07:10.319 human kindness was practically oozing out of me, wasn't it? 143 00:07:10.319 --> 00:07:15.360 But won an encyclopedia with ears? 144 00:07:15.519 --> 00:07:16.639 You bet dad? 145 00:07:16.920 --> 00:07:20.079 What what you said? Yes, Sir. 146 00:07:26.079 --> 00:07:27.439 Rock Hudson, That's. 147 00:07:27.199 --> 00:07:29.920 Who it was, Margaret. I think I'll go for a walk, 148 00:07:30.040 --> 00:07:32.040 a long walk, all. 149 00:07:32.040 --> 00:07:35.279 Right, dear, And if you happen to pass the leggots, 150 00:07:35.519 --> 00:07:38.839 be sure to drop in the leggots. We're going to 151 00:07:38.879 --> 00:07:41.839 their party, remember. 152 00:07:41.600 --> 00:07:43.639 Ooh, say, we'd better hurry up. 153 00:07:44.160 --> 00:07:46.480 You didn't tell me what Harraciley was. 154 00:07:47.079 --> 00:07:50.120 You mean harry carry she means harakiri? She does, she 155 00:07:50.399 --> 00:07:58.079 certainly does. Daddy, Yes, Kathy, what is it? Margaret? Do 156 00:07:58.240 --> 00:08:01.680 all children ask as many questions ours? How do you 157 00:08:01.759 --> 00:08:02.920 stand it? Oh? 158 00:08:03.199 --> 00:08:04.279 Mothers have a system. 159 00:08:04.759 --> 00:08:08.399 When they reach a point just one degree short of hysterics, 160 00:08:08.839 --> 00:08:09.639 they go shopping. 161 00:08:10.319 --> 00:08:12.399 Well, I suppose that's as good an excuse as any. 162 00:08:13.480 --> 00:08:15.639 Jim, I'm so glad you mentioned it. 163 00:08:15.759 --> 00:08:24.480 Mentioned what shopping? I mentioned shopping. 164 00:08:25.160 --> 00:08:28.120 You will never guess who I met downtown this afternoon. 165 00:08:28.319 --> 00:08:33.399 Robert Wagner. No, Thellella Parsons, Jim, am I close. 166 00:08:33.919 --> 00:08:36.039 Do you remember the two boys who had the cabin 167 00:08:36.120 --> 00:08:37.000 next to ours at. 168 00:08:36.960 --> 00:08:40.759 Round Lake two summers ago? Yes, I met the tall one. 169 00:08:41.120 --> 00:08:43.399 You did, Uh huh? What's he doing in Springfield? 170 00:08:43.559 --> 00:08:45.360 Well? He said that. The other one. 171 00:08:45.919 --> 00:08:47.919 Oh, what was his name? 172 00:08:48.559 --> 00:08:49.399 Freddy something? 173 00:08:49.799 --> 00:08:51.759 No, No, No, it wasn't Freddy. 174 00:08:51.559 --> 00:08:52.600 Well, something like Freddie. 175 00:08:53.360 --> 00:08:56.519 Well, it isn't important Eddie. No anyway, Wait. 176 00:08:56.440 --> 00:08:57.919 A minute, Margaret, I've got the name on the tip 177 00:08:57.960 --> 00:09:07.039 of my tongue. Oh, remy, I know his name as 178 00:09:07.080 --> 00:09:11.519 well as I know my own. Eddie, Teddy Betty Margaret. 179 00:09:11.519 --> 00:09:15.559 Please, Oh Betty, you remember the two boys who had 180 00:09:15.559 --> 00:09:17.480 the cabin next to ours? I do. 181 00:09:18.080 --> 00:09:19.840 Are you sure it wasn't Freddy? 182 00:09:20.039 --> 00:09:21.360 Yes, dear, I'm sure. 183 00:09:21.200 --> 00:09:23.519 I can see him just as plain, sort of chunky 184 00:09:23.559 --> 00:09:26.360 with dark hair, Hector Smith, and I ran into him 185 00:09:26.399 --> 00:09:28.080 during the World Series in Cleveland that year. 186 00:09:28.240 --> 00:09:29.759 That's the one who was pitching. 187 00:09:30.200 --> 00:09:33.399 But well, I just wanted to know. 188 00:09:33.559 --> 00:09:35.840 You see, that's what I mean by curiosity. Well I'm 189 00:09:35.840 --> 00:09:40.360 trying to figure out something vitally important. Hah, what was that? 190 00:09:41.000 --> 00:09:43.360 Why is it important for you and not for us? 191 00:09:43.840 --> 00:09:47.039 Because you don't even remember the man? What name Freddy? 192 00:09:47.360 --> 00:09:48.919 His name wasn't Freddy, dear? 193 00:09:49.000 --> 00:09:50.360 Well it was something like Freddy? 194 00:09:50.600 --> 00:09:56.080 Was it Bobby Feller? No, he pitched the first game? 195 00:09:56.360 --> 00:09:58.559 Now, look he was Roy Rogers? 196 00:09:58.720 --> 00:10:00.960 Who was I don't know? 197 00:10:02.919 --> 00:10:07.000 Why is it that anytime I try to Bernie, wasn't 198 00:10:07.000 --> 00:10:07.600 it Bernie? 199 00:10:07.960 --> 00:10:08.759 I don't think so. 200 00:10:08.919 --> 00:10:11.279 Bernie Serniejernie only. 201 00:10:11.080 --> 00:10:13.519 Gave up two hits in the whole game, but please. 202 00:10:15.080 --> 00:10:19.279 Lost anyway. Now, look, Bud Jim, it isn't that important. 203 00:10:19.320 --> 00:10:21.600 It certainly is. I was just about to say the name, 204 00:10:21.639 --> 00:10:23.120 and he drove a cleare out of my mind with 205 00:10:23.200 --> 00:10:25.559 that ridiculous prattle about a silly baseball game. 206 00:10:25.679 --> 00:10:28.279 Silly, but that was one of the finest games they 207 00:10:28.320 --> 00:10:30.480 ever had in a World series. Only six hits in 208 00:10:30.519 --> 00:10:31.159 the whole. 209 00:10:30.919 --> 00:10:35.039 Game, Leernie Murnie, Ernie, Jim. 210 00:10:34.960 --> 00:10:36.720 Would you like to give up two hits and then 211 00:10:36.759 --> 00:10:38.039 lose the game one to nothing? 212 00:10:38.320 --> 00:10:40.240 But will you please stop and let me think? 213 00:10:40.679 --> 00:10:42.320 Jim, we've got to get ready to go. 214 00:10:43.039 --> 00:10:43.840 Where to the. 215 00:10:43.879 --> 00:10:46.159 Legas or would you rather stay home? 216 00:10:46.360 --> 00:10:48.759 Oh? No, you don't worry about me. I'll be ready 217 00:10:48.799 --> 00:10:50.240 to leave any time you are, because. 218 00:10:50.039 --> 00:10:52.320 A thing like that happened to me. I shoot myself. 219 00:10:52.759 --> 00:10:54.200 If you keep this up, you won't have to. 220 00:10:57.000 --> 00:11:00.320 When I want to know something, it's morbid curiosity. But 221 00:11:00.440 --> 00:11:03.799 when he Betty, I think you'd better start clearing the table. 222 00:11:04.120 --> 00:11:07.399 But father said, Kenny, that was it all right? 223 00:11:07.440 --> 00:11:07.720 Betty? 224 00:11:07.759 --> 00:11:08.120 Go ahead? 225 00:11:08.360 --> 00:11:10.440 No, it wasn't Kenny, Kenny. 226 00:11:10.559 --> 00:11:12.559 No chumping creepers? 227 00:11:12.879 --> 00:11:14.840 No? Was he a south fall? 228 00:11:15.000 --> 00:11:18.799 Who the picture? But for the last time, cow Pak, 229 00:11:19.240 --> 00:11:20.960 isn't this awful? I can see him as though he 230 00:11:21.000 --> 00:11:22.200 were standing right in front of me. 231 00:11:22.320 --> 00:11:23.240 He's left handed. 232 00:11:23.320 --> 00:11:26.799 Who is a softball? You said anything about a softball? 233 00:11:26.919 --> 00:11:27.600 Kathy did. 234 00:11:27.799 --> 00:11:30.320 Oh I didn't. I asked what it was. 235 00:11:30.480 --> 00:11:32.759 Well, I told you a soft boys left handed. 236 00:11:32.840 --> 00:11:36.879 Why, Margaret, I'm going upstairs and comb my hair. 237 00:11:37.759 --> 00:11:41.080 Hector, he'll know, Jim, you're not going to call Hector? 238 00:11:41.120 --> 00:11:41.399 Why not? 239 00:11:41.440 --> 00:11:42.480 Did lonely take me a minute? 240 00:11:42.759 --> 00:11:45.320 Curiosity killed a cat, Betty? 241 00:11:45.519 --> 00:11:48.080 Please, curiosity has nothing to do with it. I just 242 00:11:48.240 --> 00:11:51.360 feel like calling Hector, that's all. Why. Because he's one 243 00:11:51.360 --> 00:11:52.600 of my best friends, That's why. 244 00:11:53.039 --> 00:11:54.879 But dear, you're going to see him in the morning. 245 00:11:54.960 --> 00:11:57.600 Well, I want to find out about my hammer. That's 246 00:11:57.639 --> 00:11:59.440 what I want to find out. He borrowed it last week. 247 00:11:59.480 --> 00:12:04.960 He brought it back yesterday. Nobody asked you. 248 00:12:04.600 --> 00:12:05.200 Was just talking. 249 00:12:05.200 --> 00:12:08.120 Wait a minute, I've got it. Yeah, I've got it, Margaret. 250 00:12:08.120 --> 00:12:09.399 It was Ernie Franklin. 251 00:12:09.759 --> 00:12:11.960 Of course, Ernie Franklin. 252 00:12:12.960 --> 00:12:15.120 Well, thank goodness for that. 253 00:12:15.480 --> 00:12:17.200 You see, I knew if you just leave me alone 254 00:12:17.240 --> 00:12:20.039 for a minute. What did he have to say? Who 255 00:12:23.399 --> 00:12:24.279 Ernie Franklin. 256 00:12:25.080 --> 00:12:26.639 I didn't meet Ernie Franklin. 257 00:12:27.120 --> 00:12:29.279 You most certainly did. You said you met him downtown 258 00:12:29.279 --> 00:12:30.320 today while you were shopping. 259 00:12:30.840 --> 00:12:33.840 No, dear, don't you remember I told you I met 260 00:12:33.879 --> 00:12:34.840 the other boy? 261 00:12:36.080 --> 00:12:53.759 Oh? No, Well, when it comes to names, Father can't 262 00:12:53.799 --> 00:12:56.600 boast of the world's best memory. But when it comes 263 00:12:56.639 --> 00:13:00.200 to the really important things, Father always remembers that having 264 00:13:00.240 --> 00:13:02.799 your fortune told can be a lot of fun, especially 265 00:13:02.840 --> 00:13:06.080 if wonderful things are predicted for your future. But what 266 00:13:06.200 --> 00:13:10.559 a pity, there's no guarantee they'll come true. Now, I 267 00:13:10.639 --> 00:13:13.440 can make a prediction about your financial future that will 268 00:13:13.480 --> 00:13:16.639 come true. I predict that you're going to get extra 269 00:13:16.720 --> 00:13:20.480 dollars to spend in less than ten years just by 270 00:13:20.519 --> 00:13:25.039 investing today in United States savings bonds. That prediction is 271 00:13:25.240 --> 00:13:29.639 absolutely guaranteed because for every three dollars you put in, 272 00:13:29.960 --> 00:13:33.559 you'll get back four dollars when your savings bonds mature. 273 00:13:34.080 --> 00:13:36.399 And I can predict even more money in your future 274 00:13:36.879 --> 00:13:40.720 because when you hold your savings bonds beyond maturity, you'll 275 00:13:40.720 --> 00:13:44.360 earn still further interests. The improved rate of three percent 276 00:13:44.440 --> 00:13:49.200 interest compounded semiannually continues for as long as ten years 277 00:13:49.240 --> 00:13:53.519 beyond the maturity date of your bonds. Finally, I predict 278 00:13:53.879 --> 00:13:58.000 you'll feel more secure tomorrow if you buy United States 279 00:13:58.080 --> 00:14:02.799 savings bonds to day. Why don't you? I guarantee every 280 00:14:02.840 --> 00:14:30.000 prediction I've made for you will come true, it's after 281 00:14:30.080 --> 00:14:33.320 midnight in Springfield, and but one small light blinks its 282 00:14:33.399 --> 00:14:36.159 cheer from the white frame house on Maple Street. That's 283 00:14:36.200 --> 00:14:38.879 in the master bedroom, where the master, if we may 284 00:14:38.919 --> 00:14:42.440 speak loosely, is still giving his problem the old college 285 00:14:42.559 --> 00:14:43.840 tribe like. 286 00:14:43.840 --> 00:14:54.519 This, Bill Stewart, Phil Stewarts, Bill Phillips, Phil Phillips, Jim, 287 00:14:55.720 --> 00:15:00.320 Jim Phillips. 288 00:14:58.279 --> 00:15:03.919 Jim, what you realize? Of course, the leggos will probably 289 00:15:04.080 --> 00:15:04.919 never speak. 290 00:15:04.679 --> 00:15:05.200 To us again. 291 00:15:05.720 --> 00:15:07.519 Why I didn't do anything to them? 292 00:15:07.879 --> 00:15:11.039 Sat in the corner and mumble to yourself all night. Well, 293 00:15:11.080 --> 00:15:16.120 I wasn't hurting anybody, and every five minutes you ran 294 00:15:16.159 --> 00:15:16.960 to the telephone. 295 00:15:17.000 --> 00:15:18.799 I was only trying to get hector. You know that 296 00:15:19.480 --> 00:15:21.480 he certainly picked a fine evening to go out. 297 00:15:21.519 --> 00:15:25.279 So did we. Jim, where are you going? 298 00:15:25.279 --> 00:15:28.440 I'm gonna call Heck, that's where I'm going, But you can't. 299 00:15:28.480 --> 00:15:29.639 It's two o'clock in the morning. 300 00:15:29.720 --> 00:15:32.840 I'll be right back, Honey. You call a doctor two 301 00:15:32.879 --> 00:15:37.240 o'clock in the morning. Why can't you call a friend? Friend? 302 00:15:38.000 --> 00:15:41.320 Fine friend he turned out to be introduces you to people, 303 00:15:41.360 --> 00:15:44.879 then you can't remember their names. Ruins are perfectly good evening. 304 00:15:44.919 --> 00:15:46.519 Just because he hasn't got sense enough to stay home 305 00:15:46.519 --> 00:15:50.399 when you need Now, what happened to the light switch? 306 00:15:50.960 --> 00:15:58.000 H every time you want a darn thing at someplace else? Anyway, 307 00:15:58.120 --> 00:16:01.360 two o'clock isn't so late. Lots of people stay up 308 00:16:01.399 --> 00:16:15.559 until two o'clock. Probably isn't even in bed yet, I hope. Oh. Hello, heck, hello, heck, 309 00:16:15.600 --> 00:16:21.080 this is Jim Anderson. Isn't here? No, heck, this is Jim. 310 00:16:21.120 --> 00:16:26.799 Did I wake you up? Who is? It's Jim? Jim Anderson? Jim? 311 00:16:27.200 --> 00:16:27.840 What's the matter? 312 00:16:28.320 --> 00:16:28.519 Heck? 313 00:16:28.559 --> 00:16:30.519 Do you remember those two friends of yours who had 314 00:16:30.519 --> 00:16:33.960 the cottage next to us at Round Lake? I suppose though? 315 00:16:34.480 --> 00:16:38.720 What were their names? Who those friends of yours who 316 00:16:38.720 --> 00:16:42.080 had the cottage next to ours? What about him? Margaret 317 00:16:42.080 --> 00:16:44.600 met the tall one downtown this morning and we can't 318 00:16:44.720 --> 00:16:45.679 remember his name. 319 00:16:45.919 --> 00:16:49.440 I don't know, Elizabeth, it's Holly jumping catfish. 320 00:16:49.519 --> 00:16:52.639 What's the matter. It's after two o'clock, I know. Heck, 321 00:16:52.679 --> 00:16:54.799 but look it began with a B. And if you'll 322 00:16:54.879 --> 00:16:56.720 just tell me to say you woke me up at 323 00:16:56.720 --> 00:16:58.600 two o'clock in the morning to ask me a guy's 324 00:16:58.679 --> 00:17:01.799 name in a minute, honey, heck, I know it sounds 325 00:17:01.799 --> 00:17:06.000 crazy crazy, you're nuts. Heck, you've got to help me. 326 00:17:06.039 --> 00:17:09.039 It's driving me out of my mind o'clock in the morning. Heck, 327 00:17:09.119 --> 00:17:14.440 listen to me a minute. Eh hello, heck, well that's fine, 328 00:17:15.200 --> 00:17:15.839 just fine. 329 00:17:16.440 --> 00:17:17.799 What did hector say, dear? 330 00:17:17.920 --> 00:17:18.759 He hung up on me? 331 00:17:19.359 --> 00:17:21.359 No, just hung up. 332 00:17:22.279 --> 00:17:25.240 Well we might as well face it calling people at 333 00:17:25.240 --> 00:17:27.440 two o'clock in the morning. Isn't it exactly the way 334 00:17:27.480 --> 00:17:29.319 to endear yourself to your fellow man. 335 00:17:29.880 --> 00:17:32.319 Okay, that's the way he feels about it. Just wait 336 00:17:32.400 --> 00:17:33.400 until he wants something. 337 00:17:34.240 --> 00:17:35.200 Now, what are you gonna do? 338 00:17:35.960 --> 00:17:37.920 Well, you know what they say, when all the world's 339 00:17:37.920 --> 00:17:39.920 again you and you haven't got a friend, There's only 340 00:17:39.960 --> 00:17:41.759 one thing you can do to bring a happy end. 341 00:17:43.039 --> 00:17:44.279 Go make yourself a sandwich. 342 00:17:44.720 --> 00:17:45.440 Who said that? 343 00:17:46.240 --> 00:17:49.480 I did, Jim? 344 00:17:49.559 --> 00:17:51.720 If you eat anything now, you'll be up all night. 345 00:17:52.039 --> 00:17:55.400 I'll be up all night anyway. What's in the icebox? 346 00:17:56.000 --> 00:17:57.680 Oh, the usual thing. 347 00:17:58.400 --> 00:18:01.720 Six pairs of roller skates, twelve pairs of galoshes. 348 00:18:03.359 --> 00:18:04.839 Very funny, you're so cute. 349 00:18:05.440 --> 00:18:07.640 Well, what do we generally have in the ice box? 350 00:18:08.079 --> 00:18:13.519 Ice? Well, what do you know? 351 00:18:13.839 --> 00:18:14.200 Food? 352 00:18:15.400 --> 00:18:17.079 Let's see now, cold ham? 353 00:18:17.359 --> 00:18:19.559 Jim, will you please leave out alone? But I just 354 00:18:19.599 --> 00:18:20.599 want to that's tomorrow. 355 00:18:20.680 --> 00:18:24.359 Nice dinner. Now, just sit down and I'll fix the 356 00:18:24.400 --> 00:18:25.200 sandwich for you. 357 00:18:25.440 --> 00:18:26.319 What kind? 358 00:18:26.839 --> 00:18:30.720 I'll think of something? Here we are? 359 00:18:31.359 --> 00:18:34.240 How about a nice melted cheese, the kind we used 360 00:18:34.240 --> 00:18:39.240 to make up at the lake? Oh, Margaret, why Jim 361 00:18:39.519 --> 00:18:41.319 you've always liked melted cheese. 362 00:18:41.599 --> 00:18:43.599 That isn't what I mean? Why did you have to 363 00:18:43.680 --> 00:18:47.559 mention the lake? What I'd almost forgotten about the name? 364 00:18:47.759 --> 00:18:51.319 And now well, now you started it all over again. 365 00:18:52.079 --> 00:18:54.799 All I said was that I'd make a melted cheese sandwich. 366 00:18:55.119 --> 00:18:56.359 Did somebody call me? 367 00:18:59.279 --> 00:19:04.000 Well? It is the boy with a build in tapeworm? 368 00:19:05.279 --> 00:19:06.599 Why aren't you in bed? 369 00:19:06.960 --> 00:19:08.640 I heard somebody open the eyes box? 370 00:19:10.400 --> 00:19:12.640 You know, Margaret, I think he must be part bloodhound. 371 00:19:14.640 --> 00:19:17.480 Bud Anderson, you go right back to bed where you belong. 372 00:19:17.720 --> 00:19:19.279 Can I even have one samwar? 373 00:19:19.480 --> 00:19:21.079 Not even half a sandwich? 374 00:19:21.319 --> 00:19:24.440 You march right up, and let's not be hasty about this. 375 00:19:24.559 --> 00:19:26.680 After all, he's a growing boy and he hasn't had 376 00:19:26.720 --> 00:19:28.400 anything to eat since seven o'clock. 377 00:19:29.000 --> 00:19:34.160 Uh, eleven o'clock. What this is my second trip? 378 00:19:36.240 --> 00:19:38.000 Okay, Bud? You heard your mother up to bed. 379 00:19:38.119 --> 00:19:40.599 But I hardly ate anything last time and I'm a 380 00:19:40.640 --> 00:19:41.640 growing boy. 381 00:19:41.720 --> 00:19:43.400 I said up to bed mother. 382 00:19:44.480 --> 00:19:48.240 Oh dear, we're in the kitchen, Betty, say. 383 00:19:48.079 --> 00:19:50.039 I wonder if ed Davis did remember he was up 384 00:19:50.039 --> 00:19:50.920 at the lake that summer. 385 00:19:50.960 --> 00:19:53.200 And Jim, don't you dare call it Davis? 386 00:19:53.319 --> 00:19:54.359 But if he knows the name? 387 00:19:54.440 --> 00:19:55.680 You just thought of the name yet? 388 00:19:55.799 --> 00:19:56.359 Never mind? 389 00:19:56.359 --> 00:19:57.559 But I thought of the pitcher. 390 00:19:57.720 --> 00:20:04.319 Fine, you saw the second game, but it was bob Lemonry. 391 00:20:04.440 --> 00:20:06.559 Noises in the kitchen. Why don't we call it? 392 00:20:07.079 --> 00:20:09.559 Oh hello, Betty, pull up a chair. 393 00:20:10.079 --> 00:20:12.680 No wonder, there's never anything in the ice box. Nobody 394 00:20:12.680 --> 00:20:13.599 ever goes to sleep. 395 00:20:16.319 --> 00:20:19.599 What's going on down here? Nothing is going on down here. 396 00:20:19.640 --> 00:20:20.920 We're all going right. 397 00:20:20.759 --> 00:20:21.279 Back to bed. 398 00:20:21.400 --> 00:20:23.079 Wait a minute, Margaret, as long as we're up, we 399 00:20:23.160 --> 00:20:24.799 might as well have a sandwich or something. 400 00:20:25.160 --> 00:20:26.839 Jim Anderson, how do you weaken? 401 00:20:27.160 --> 00:20:29.960