Speaker 1: Because Fuck You That's Why, is a founding member of
Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to episode two ninety five of bfytw
Speaker 2: Because Fuck You That's Why, the panel show inspired podcast.
Speaker 2: That is five shows and counting from three hundred.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I thought you were gonna say five shows
Speaker 3: and counting from zero.
Speaker 2: That would be inverse math, Yes it would, which.
Speaker 3: Is we are five shows well, actually technically born technically
Speaker 3: we're past three hundred at this point.
Speaker 1: Technically technically we've got a few extra episodes, but.
Speaker 2: Those are not numbered episodes, or at least they're not
Speaker 2: numbered normally.
Speaker 1: And also the one I forgot the number I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that our numbering scheme scheme. We're getting closed episode
Speaker 2: three hundred, and we're so psyched, but we're also so ready. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for this, Like I'm ready, just like
Speaker 1: let's let's pack up, man, let's let's close all this.
Speaker 2: I am also even though it is still three weeks away.
Speaker 1: Yes right, not long, no long, not long, but still
Speaker 1: long enough to be long enough.
Speaker 3: But I'm just happy I have nothing left to prepare.
Speaker 3: You just have to get there and home.
Speaker 1: That that's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you are literally all set. You've done everything you
Speaker 2: need to do. You are just set to have a good.
Speaker 3: My only do objectives is get there, hang out with
Speaker 3: cool people, do a fun show, and then go home.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I have four other contestants who are not as ready
Speaker 2: as you are.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: Still nobody has one hundred percent other than all You've
Speaker 2: done what they need to do. So I'm still waiting.
Speaker 1: Tell me there's a lot of nineties.
Speaker 2: They've still got five more days to complete.
Speaker 1: Oh you did have a deadline, Yeah, I did it.
Speaker 1: That was good.
Speaker 2: Okay, I set them a deadline. If they failed to
Speaker 2: meet it, I'm going to be up.
Speaker 1: Their ass good as you should be. Yeah yeah, hell
Speaker 1: yeah good.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But that's awesome. Dude, five days and then you get
Speaker 1: those in and then you're practically ready to go.
Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, it'd be awesome already.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited, and it's all the information is right here.
Speaker 5: For anyone who's just listening.
Speaker 3: He's gesturing towards a stand that has our task master.
Speaker 1: Information on it.
Speaker 2: Magnific to our website.
Speaker 5: You could click a link that will take you.
Speaker 1: To what the peak in from theater. The dates are
Speaker 1: right on the b F Y t wod dot com page.
Speaker 1: Just click the words or the actual.
Speaker 2: I watched blue screen in real time in my eyes
Speaker 2: just stopped working.
Speaker 5: You just completely just rebooting.
Speaker 1: Control the man. You're good, Trda Memory Cash.
Speaker 5: I haven't defragged in a while.
Speaker 2: But as we're still five episodes away, I figure, let's
Speaker 2: have another normal episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I'm in.
Speaker 2: I'm You're gonna play some games and have some fun,
Speaker 2: and one of these two motherfucker is gonna win, at
Speaker 2: which everyone does. It doesn't really matter because there's no steaks.
Speaker 1: We don't get stakes, no pride, no.
Speaker 2: No no real joy to talk.
Speaker 1: Maybe some disdain that we won such an insignificant thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe the cat will finally respect you.
Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, maybe yep.
Speaker 2: The cat is looking itself, which I would be doing
Speaker 2: if I could.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 2: In any event, we're gonna play three silly games before
Speaker 2: we get to it. We're gonna do introductions. First of all,
Speaker 2: he's a gamer and a storyteller, and he used to
Speaker 2: be my youngest friend. Now he's Augie. He's a.
Speaker 7: Dog.
Speaker 2: I thought you should always be introduced. It's it's it's.
Speaker 2: It is very difficult to put epics on a name.
Speaker 8: Like Yeah, you can't because you could do it with
Speaker 8: August because there there have been kings named August, you know,
Speaker 8: or Augustus, but still like.
Speaker 5: A just kind of yeah, you very like non threatening, right, it's.
Speaker 2: Kind of like completely on, very friendly, you know, still
Speaker 2: very solid name, nothing wrong with it, but it definitely
Speaker 2: not like royal kind of epic. Yeah you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: You heard of that ruler, Aggie, you'd be headed like
Speaker 1: thirty people. God, he's the most like terrifying ruler of all.
Speaker 2: So the king of Head.
Speaker 5: Wait a second, Well, I.
Speaker 2: Have an interesting question that has nothing to do with
Speaker 2: Head kind of wish you.
Speaker 1: Did now you're right.
Speaker 2: Question is is there like an old game franchise or
Speaker 2: an old game that you've been diving back into recently.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say old, It doesn't have to be ancient,
Speaker 2: but I'm just saying something something, maybe a little bit retro,
Speaker 2: you just dive back into for whatever reason.
Speaker 5: You know, I do occasionally pop back to CIV five
Speaker 5: a lot.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like CID five best in the series.
Speaker 1: Honestly, you can't.
Speaker 3: Really that's fair and maudible on top of that, which
Speaker 3: is so great, adding longevity to an already great game.
Speaker 3: But yeah, Sid Myers is like one of those games
Speaker 3: where it's it's tactical RTS like, but it's more board
Speaker 3: game than anything.
Speaker 1: Like.
Speaker 5: It's almost like you're playing a virtual board game.
Speaker 3: So much so that I managed to convince Stevie to play,
Speaker 3: which is not something I can often do, is convince
Speaker 3: them to play games that I'm interested in, but that
Speaker 3: I believe that's what appealed to him the most is
Speaker 3: that because it was slow enough where he could keep
Speaker 3: up with it, learn the rules, and.
Speaker 5: He has become quite the terror.
Speaker 1: When we play, it's fun neat because it's not real time.
Speaker 1: I don't have to be like stupid fast. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: I know our campaigns.
Speaker 2: We play together.
Speaker 5: Literally we play over weeks, yeah, literal weeks. It's fun
Speaker 5: because you can save come back to it.
Speaker 2: Wow, neat, it's a good time. I like that. Very cool,
Speaker 2: very cool. I like that. Uh. And his opponent, Uh,
Speaker 2: he is a veteran and a podcaster, and as it
Speaker 2: turns out, a veteran podcaster, it's Stevie. They don't get
Speaker 2: any weird or nah, what's up dude, or assholely.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 2: Things you know is there is there a retro ish
Speaker 2: game that you've been digging back into for whatever reason.
Speaker 1: Hard to like find one. I've been playing by myself.
Speaker 1: The only thing I can think of is hockey when
Speaker 1: we come over and play. Yeah, that's probably the most
Speaker 1: retro thing I can think of.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, don't play it as much as we should know.
Speaker 1: We need to get into it, Like I think we
Speaker 1: should do that this come it up. We could get
Speaker 1: if pending help work and her, but she's feeling and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah, or Sunday Somedays are great days to
Speaker 2: do it as well. Yeah, whatever works for you guys.
Speaker 1: I'm down, Yeah, I mean, but by myself, I mean
Speaker 1: I've been jumping back and forth between like all you said,
Speaker 1: like if I'm playing a lot of newer games lately,
Speaker 1: it's been weird. But I've been playing a lot of
Speaker 1: like indie games, which has been fun, like Repo and
Speaker 1: stuff like that, or Schedule One, which has been amazing.
Speaker 1: And I'm loving this stupid game because this fool and
Speaker 1: I have been playing a lot, and it's great what
Speaker 1: you can do in it.
Speaker 3: It's it's weird because it's like I'm I like automation
Speaker 3: games because it's it's satisfying to build something and then
Speaker 3: have it to actually run and have it function and
Speaker 3: do what it's supposed to and schedule one kind of
Speaker 3: does that.
Speaker 5: With the NPCs, you can use to to.
Speaker 3: Do stuff in that game, so it's like it kind
Speaker 3: of scratches that itch of nice.
Speaker 5: Hey, I did something and it functions and it works.
Speaker 3: It's nice and I can sit back and watch it
Speaker 3: do with the stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and finally I am your host. I'm Penciless
Speaker 2: Aaron some stars for a lap two. And I of
Speaker 2: course would not have asked that question if I did
Speaker 2: not have an answer to my own. I actually have
Speaker 2: two answers. The first is a bit more convoluted, but
Speaker 2: I feel like it doesn't exactly qualify. I'm talking about
Speaker 2: Dragon Quest. So Dragon Quest was an RPG that started
Speaker 2: way back in the nes Days and I knew it
Speaker 2: as Dragon Warrior. I played the original Dragon Warrior on
Speaker 2: ne S. I don't know how many times. I think
Speaker 2: I beat it only once or twice as a kid,
Speaker 2: but I played it a lot, and you know, got
Speaker 2: to a certain point before either quitting or giving up
Speaker 2: or whatever, because I didn't know what to do at
Speaker 2: the time. But I eventually learned and did actually beat
Speaker 2: the game at some point, and then in adult years,
Speaker 2: I would constantly go back to it, and I think
Speaker 2: I only beat it one more time recently, when I
Speaker 2: decided I was actively going to go through the games
Speaker 2: all one by one and actually try and play them
Speaker 2: and beat them all, because I'd gotten dragon Quest eight
Speaker 2: for the PS two and I loved it, but I
Speaker 2: had barely touched any dragon Quest between them, so I'm like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck? And so at one point I did
Speaker 2: sit down and I played, and I beat dragon Quest
Speaker 2: one for the NES and dragon Quest two, and then
Speaker 2: dragon Quest three comes along, and it's got an interesting
Speaker 2: sort of almost like job system because at the start
Speaker 2: you are asked a bunch of questions and you play
Speaker 2: through an imaginary scenario, okay, and all of this determines
Speaker 2: like your character's opening stats and their gift or whatever.
Speaker 2: So it's kind of neat and I liked that idea
Speaker 2: a lot, and I wanted to play through it. But
Speaker 2: there were two different versions, like, and they each have
Speaker 2: their pluses and minuses, like the Super Nintendo version has
Speaker 2: some things that the Game Boy Advance version doesn't have,
Speaker 2: or something like that, or no it was a Gameway
Speaker 2: color excuse me, it was on those two systems, but
Speaker 2: I still never finished it. So recently they released dragon
Speaker 2: Quest three two d h D, which is a remaster
Speaker 2: of the original Dragon Quest three game, and I just
Speaker 2: recently picked it up and I'm looking to go through
Speaker 2: it because I do want to experience the series. I've
Speaker 2: heard tons of great things about Dragon Quest eleven, which
Speaker 2: came out for the Switch and like PC and stuff,
Speaker 2: and it looks absolutely gorgeous, and I want to explore
Speaker 2: the series because it's one of those that I've just
Speaker 2: never actually gotten around to. The Other answer is Resident Evil, Okay,
Speaker 2: because that one I actually have played, Like Dragon Quest three,
Speaker 2: I bought, Dragon Quest three I bought installed have not
Speaker 2: played yet. But Resident Evil three, yeah, Resident Evil the
Speaker 2: original games there isn't Evil one and Regional Evil two
Speaker 2: thegog dot com versions, which are honestly great that they
Speaker 2: look incredible and they play immediately with controller like you
Speaker 2: don't have to do anything that's nice to configure it
Speaker 2: like it just works right out of the box. It's fantastic.
Speaker 2: So I love those. I own all of them, so
Speaker 2: I'm probably gonna play through them one by one. I
Speaker 2: played the first game, beat it got the good ending,
Speaker 2: saved everybody. I'm playing through the second game now. I'm
Speaker 2: probably going to keep playing through the rest off and
Speaker 2: on now that I don't have anything stressing hanging over me.
Speaker 2: Now that all the editing's done, put together and we're
Speaker 2: practically ready to go, I am just missing some pictures,
Speaker 2: so I will need to update those, okay, but at
Speaker 2: least we have the backups and I can always have
Speaker 2: the pictures in later if need be. But long story short,
Speaker 2: I finally have some free time that I don't wish
Speaker 2: to spend on working on stuff. So my book, my
Speaker 2: book is still taking my third book is still taking
Speaker 2: a back seat at the moment, so I can relax,
Speaker 2: enjoy myself and get some me time in.
Speaker 1: As you should.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because I haven't done a lot of that
Speaker 2: in the past four months. Yeah, so this is needed.
Speaker 2: So I'm doing it, and I'm playing video games and
Speaker 2: I'm in a great time. That's why I asked a question. Good,
Speaker 2: let's get to our first game. Hell yeah, we've been
Speaker 2: introducing ourselves for ten minutes.
Speaker 5: Let's go as if people don't know us by now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you should be used to it. At
Speaker 2: this point. Our first game is broken headlines. I've got
Speaker 2: three news stories here with the salient words blanked out,
Speaker 2: and you're gonna try and fill in the headlines with
Speaker 2: your own words. If you're the funniest one, you get
Speaker 2: a point. However, you can also earn points by getting
Speaker 2: close to the actual correct answer. I said, funniest one
Speaker 2: gets a point. But the fact is if you make
Speaker 2: me laugh at all, you get a point.
Speaker 1: Aha.
Speaker 2: So let's get our boys started. Get ready to write
Speaker 2: some stuff down and fill in some blanks. Yep, So
Speaker 2: here's your first broken headline, gentlemen. Blank survives a blank.
Speaker 2: Blank now hopes to meet the blank again. So there's
Speaker 2: a lot blanked out from here, but you can probably
Speaker 2: some idea as to what's going on. Blank survives a blank.
Speaker 2: Blank now hopes to meet the blank again. Geez, and
Speaker 2: whenever either of you have an idea that you want
Speaker 2: to go with, just let me know and we'll get started.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is so crazy.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of blanks.
Speaker 1: But can you tell me the second part of that again?
Speaker 1: After the blank, Blank.
Speaker 2: Now hopes to meet the blank again. Blank survives a blank.
Speaker 2: Blank now hopes to meet the blank again.
Speaker 1: I think I got it. Okay, I actually know what
Speaker 1: this is, which is kind of messed.
Speaker 2: Up because I like would be impressed.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude, I read the news in the TV box. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So what it actually was if skydiving instructor survives a
Speaker 1: bear attack now hopes to meet the bear again because
Speaker 1: it was a skydiver.
Speaker 2: Okay, fell Okay, I like it. I did. I did
Speaker 2: not laugh, but not it might be correct it is.
Speaker 2: I won't tell you until after we've done.
Speaker 1: Them, but we already know. So you just give me
Speaker 1: the point now, it's.
Speaker 2: We're gonna talk.
Speaker 3: You got well, nothing special, but you know I think
Speaker 3: the storyline is a man survives a Chipotle taco bowl
Speaker 3: now hopes to meet the proctologist together.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, point.
Speaker 1: For much much better.
Speaker 2: But Stevie, damn, you don't get a point. I'm sorry
Speaker 2: you was there. You were oddly on the right track,
Speaker 2: but you're not the right profession in the right medium
Speaker 2: because it's a diver, but not in the sky.
Speaker 1: Was it? Alonker guy a cave diver.
Speaker 2: No diver survives a shark bite, now hopes to meet
Speaker 2: the shark again.
Speaker 1: I thought the shark was a bear, and I thought
Speaker 1: the sky was the water. I confuse a little bit,
Speaker 1: so I just got right.
Speaker 2: Nope, you did not, No, you did not.
Speaker 5: This was just the moon for the alien.
Speaker 2: A marine biologist was diving and tagging sharks and one
Speaker 2: of them turned around after he tagged it and looked
Speaker 2: him in the eye and then just started swimming away.
Speaker 2: And he was like, just to be safe, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: start to leave, and then shark was like nope and
Speaker 2: turned around and just rushed him, got its jaws around
Speaker 2: his head and bit down, but hard enough to break
Speaker 2: the skin of his face and also his helmet obviously,
Speaker 2: but not hard enough to kill. Like just this was
Speaker 2: a warning bite yea and the shark. The shark let
Speaker 2: go and then swam off. And he somehow, despite having
Speaker 2: a giant gaping hole in his face and his helmet
Speaker 2: filming up with water, somehow he kept his wits about
Speaker 2: him and floated to the top and managed to get
Speaker 2: himself pulled in on a boat and rescued. He was
Speaker 2: taken thirty eight hours to the nearest like surgeons who
Speaker 2: could help him, and despite like his wounds being filled
Speaker 2: with like salt water and all sorts of probably bad
Speaker 2: shit for you. Yeah, miraculously survived and he got skin grafts,
Speaker 2: so he's got scars on his face now. But he
Speaker 2: says that's the funny part to him is because they
Speaker 2: look like gills. But he honestly wants to go diving
Speaker 2: again and meet the same shark again, which I'm like,
Speaker 2: sure he will, dude, you crazy, and I'm sure the
Speaker 2: shark will remember him. I honestly, if it's a territorial thing,
Speaker 2: you do not want to meet that shark.
Speaker 5: No, because yeah it's a release, it's a territorial time.
Speaker 2: You will come out second best again, right, So I
Speaker 2: hope he changes his mind.
Speaker 3: Because like, sharks very rarely actually attack people, like it's
Speaker 3: usually because you're emulating the shape of a seal. It's
Speaker 3: preferred meal, you know, because they are coastal hunters. But yeah,
Speaker 3: it's it happened. It does happen, and you do get bit.
Speaker 3: But people that typically get bit aren't. They're like that,
Speaker 3: like they're not afraid of their shark. They still feel
Speaker 3: like they're fine going back out in the ocean. Even
Speaker 3: the ones that literally lose the limbs are just like,
Speaker 3: I'm going back out there fucking no, because I mean
Speaker 3: because though usually the reason for the bite is like
Speaker 3: it's a one in a million, like you're more likely
Speaker 3: to end up.
Speaker 5: In a car crash than you are, not.
Speaker 3: So like one of the likelihood that is gonna happen
Speaker 3: again and again. If it did happen, there's usually a
Speaker 3: natural reason for it. It's not out to kill, it's
Speaker 3: out to eat or protect itself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's just nuts man like. Seriously, land
Speaker 1: creatures stand land water creatures stay in the water. We
Speaker 1: had our boundaries, we all agreed to this. Now we're
Speaker 1: invading each other's ecosystems. We're gonna have a war soon.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be between us and them headlands. And you
Speaker 1: know what, we're fucking stupid. Fish people are watebartered and
Speaker 1: land people.
Speaker 2: Okay, moving on, let's get to our second story.
Speaker 5: You let him go up on that dange.
Speaker 2: I did. I did August leaving one point to zero.
Speaker 2: But see there's two more news stories left points on
Speaker 2: And here's story number two. World's largest blank houses over
Speaker 2: one hundred thousand blank. Wow, world's largest blank houses over
Speaker 2: one hundred thousand blank. Remember funny gets your points correct
Speaker 2: It gets you a point whichever way you want to go.
Speaker 1: That's so difficult. Hmmm, I I I am losing it,
Speaker 1: losing it. Oh, you've got to have something, Stevie.
Speaker 2: Some would argue you never had it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, yes, there, but some have argued that
Speaker 1: I have though.
Speaker 5: Right, you're not gonna believe what I wrote down.
Speaker 2: God, I'm not.
Speaker 5: Maybe you will.
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 2: Chipotle again?
Speaker 3: It might be the Chipotle taco, the world's largest taco.
Speaker 5: So I do have one. So uh, world's largest schlong
Speaker 5: houses over one hundred thousand crabs.
Speaker 2: It's funny.
Speaker 1: It's funny.
Speaker 8: No, no, come on, you're not getting so good.
Speaker 5: I can't get in with no.
Speaker 1: Well, damn it. That's where I was gonna go, and
Speaker 1: I gotta go something else.
Speaker 6: Dick.
Speaker 5: I whipped it out and didn't measure up. I'm sorry,
Speaker 5: I see him.
Speaker 1: No, it's all I can think about this. Stop it. Sorry.
Speaker 5: I don't mean to be a dick.
Speaker 2: Damn. There it is.
Speaker 1: God, Damn, I gotta compete against this. It is too difficult. Ah,
Speaker 1: You still to say that, You say, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3: You might have won the moral victory, and that's all
Speaker 3: I really wanted in the end.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: The moral victory.
Speaker 5: It's all I ever want just to say, was right?
Speaker 2: Christ Stevie? Please give me some.
Speaker 1: I don't know. World's largest moldy shoe has over one
Speaker 1: hundred thousand bacteria of from some bitches. But I don't
Speaker 1: got anything, man, I really have nothing. It's all I
Speaker 1: can think about was Schlongs with this guy, Like I
Speaker 1: am not fucking joking, Like I started thinking of different
Speaker 1: colors and shape and I'm just like, don't describe it? Wow, Okay,
Speaker 1: falling neither falling apart horrible.
Speaker 2: Neither of you gotta laugh and neither of you are right.
Speaker 1: I gotta start going for with the actual stories you.
Speaker 2: Actually it is actually much darker, thank god. The world's
Speaker 2: largest spider web houses over one hundred thousand spiders.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I heard about this one too.
Speaker 2: Oh this was found off the coast of Albanian Greece
Speaker 2: and it is a massive, massive, horrifying looking thing. I'll
Speaker 2: be honest. I didn't read much after this because I
Speaker 2: was getting the serious case of the ick.
Speaker 1: Do you see turn it off? Did so?
Speaker 3: The most intriguing part is that there are it's it's
Speaker 3: its own contained ecosystem as in, like the spiders don't
Speaker 3: really have to go anywhere. And what's even most intriguing
Speaker 3: is that there are two different species of spiders, yeah,
Speaker 3: that are actually rivals of each other coexisting.
Speaker 1: What they figured it out?
Speaker 2: Apparently, can't we figure? There's sixty nine thousand of Tegenaria
Speaker 2: domestica and forty two thousand of print iregany bagans.
Speaker 5: Oh, I don't know what they're not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like a plasta. It's an.
Speaker 2: Here a gill and linif die. Okay, just two different
Speaker 2: kinds of two different kinds of spiders.
Speaker 3: Apparent, but they.
Speaker 2: Are species, but they are. We're getting together to subsist
Speaker 2: to continue their existence.
Speaker 5: It's like a cave that they're in or some ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they are completely safe and protected from weather and
Speaker 2: most elements.
Speaker 5: And other predators and stuff.
Speaker 1: So it's it's crazy. It's kind of cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is kind of cool honestly, because it's it's like, wow,
Speaker 3: I wonder how that came to.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but they're going to take over at
Speaker 1: some point, and then when they do, it's all over
Speaker 1: for us. If it's not the water creatures, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be the spiders. It's one or the other.
Speaker 2: Well, the score still stands at Augie one, Stevie nothing.
Speaker 2: This is the last chance to catch up. Japan tells
Speaker 2: children to carry blank blank, sends in military to battle
Speaker 2: deadly blank.
Speaker 1: Boy.
Speaker 2: Japan tells children to carry blank blank, sends in military
Speaker 2: to battle deadly blank. And this is one of my
Speaker 2: favorite stories of the week, not because of the moral implications,
Speaker 2: just defin three uh Japan, tell sorry, I'll give you
Speaker 2: the whole thing. Japan tells children to carry blank blank,
Speaker 2: sends in military to battle deadly blank. Steve, he has
Speaker 2: an answer, and he's giggling already. I hope that's good
Speaker 2: news at a point so bad, I know you got.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay. Japan tells children to carry body order it
Speaker 1: fuck who sends a military to battle deadly stench.
Speaker 2: He stole my revolution.
Speaker 1: Man, you got one.
Speaker 2: You got one. It wasn't the biggest laugh, but it
Speaker 2: didn't have to be. You got one. Yeah, that's a point.
Speaker 1: Yay bio warfare.
Speaker 2: All right, you either have to make me laugh or
Speaker 2: you have to get it right to game, otherwise it's
Speaker 2: going to be a tie.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, I don't have anything here really, so
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say, Japan tells children to carry hakuku,
Speaker 3: sends in the military.
Speaker 5: Harry to battle deadly YouTubers. Oh shit, do you mean yes?
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's how little I know about that cage.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying.
Speaker 3: I was like, I bet you here's the fucked up thing, though.
Speaker 3: And this is not a drag on anybody or anything
Speaker 3: culture wise or otherwise. But I bet you anyone goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: I know that character from that anime, because I swear
Speaker 3: to god I probably heard.
Speaker 5: It from somewhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody will. The actual headline is Japan tells children
Speaker 2: to carry plastic bottles, sends in military to battle deadly bears.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, so does that headline break your brain
Speaker 2: the same way?
Speaker 1: No, we found their weakness fucking finally we know the
Speaker 1: bears weaknesses. Guys, water bottles, plastic fucking water bottles. And
Speaker 1: why oh they're scared of it, like a fucking dear
Speaker 1: scared of orange.
Speaker 2: Why would they be scared of it?
Speaker 1: Because I can't see it. Think it's like mystical.
Speaker 2: You're so closely you are it?
Speaker 1: Is it the reflection thing? Because the light and stuff? No,
Speaker 1: I have no idea. That sounds so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, that's exactly They're starting human voices now.
Speaker 2: It tells children to carry empty plastic bottles and if
Speaker 2: a bear happens to, you know, come upon their path,
Speaker 2: they are instructed to crinkle up the press plastic bottle
Speaker 2: because it makes a noise that tends to frighten the
Speaker 2: bear and the bear will back off. Yes, that is
Speaker 2: so wild that you eventually got there, But you did.
Speaker 1: Get Actually it takes a lot of clues, but eventually get.
Speaker 2: So Japan's had this apparently, like this epidemic of bears
Speaker 2: coming down out of the mountains or whatever and killing people.
Speaker 1: There were bears in Japan, you wouldn't think so Japan.
Speaker 2: Apparently there are a bunch and they've they've started to
Speaker 2: attack humans. So Japan is attacking deck and they told
Speaker 2: kids to cut plastic bottles.
Speaker 1: Japan attacks back against the bear pair with plastic water.
Speaker 2: I imagine the military is gonna have actual weapon.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, no, holster giant water like a bazooko
Speaker 1: fucking holster ship. Open it up, water bottle, load me up.
Speaker 2: Rank The water bottle hits the bear in the face.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, why would you do that. I'm leaving.
Speaker 1: I'd watch the funk out of that TV show when
Speaker 1: Bears attacked Tokyo.
Speaker 7: Versus the Bears with bottle water. In any event, that
Speaker 7: is the end of our game and has one point.
Speaker 2: Stevie has one point.
Speaker 1: There tied oh ship tied it up.
Speaker 2: They both received one episode point fu I thought you laugh?
Speaker 2: Oh point, well, I laughed after the fact.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to the next section.
Speaker 2: It has to be a laugh on the headline. In
Speaker 2: any event, it is one to one. We are going
Speaker 2: to play game two, which is where two episode points
Speaker 2: right after this.
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Speaker 2: What the hell.
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Speaker 2: I don't think it's working.
Speaker 1: It's so strange.
Speaker 5: Well, that was an interesting one. I appreciate your message.
Speaker 3: As always, we love getting them.
Speaker 5: Well, I would you like to hear the other one.
Speaker 2: We'll try it again. Okay, let's see here. Let's listen
Speaker 2: to the other one.
Speaker 3: Listened to d j's anthest for reminding all of you to
Speaker 3: start painting those mini figs.
Speaker 5: God fucking damn it.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Oh my god, that's amazing.
Speaker 2: It's fantastic.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just pause for a second. We're gonna just check something.
Speaker 1: Was it the first one?
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I see if it doesn't he too, yep, okay, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: That was aprogram I think the recording was fucked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 2: Well, apologies whoever that was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you for your thirty eight seconds of that
Speaker 3: sounded neat though it felt good.
Speaker 2: You can probably feel a little.
Speaker 1: I might cut that out if you guys wanted to
Speaker 1: sleep to that, and you can just loop it over.
Speaker 1: Listen to it.
Speaker 11: Oh, it's like a jackhammer in the background, but a
Speaker 11: very suit like one of the uh streets of New
Speaker 11: York City, Jack cammerring a pillow, fuck you.
Speaker 12: Hey, hey walking?
Speaker 1: But yeah, minifigures fucking get on that ship.
Speaker 5: Okay, maybe maybe I'll do it tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Is that the plan?
Speaker 2: Tomorrow?
Speaker 5: Maybe I'll do it tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll live stream into the discordor I'll to ish
Speaker 3: e s T. Maybe I'll record it for people who
Speaker 3: miss it. Maybe Stevie will joined me, so I'm not
Speaker 3: sitting here by myself talking about I got dragged into this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well you have minies too that you haven't painted summer.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's on YouTube for.
Speaker 1: A year longer than mine, so I got at least
Speaker 1: a year buffer. That's how we're doing.
Speaker 3: A year longer, a year longer. I've only had my
Speaker 3: minis a year longer than you.
Speaker 1: So it's only three years.
Speaker 5: You've had him for four. Oh god him, I've had
Speaker 5: him for longer.
Speaker 3: Anyways, we'll get into this so tomorrow, November sixteenth, MESD
Speaker 3: Discord Patreon members.
Speaker 2: Let's get back to the games. Hey man, welcome back.
Speaker 2: It's time for game two. Tinfoil hats. Oh, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: ask these guys to weave me a conspiracy theory as
Speaker 2: crazy as they can possibly get without losing me, and
Speaker 2: they must involve these three seemingly unrelated things. Halloween oreos,
Speaker 2: the ramp up recently of sports betting scandals since state
Speaker 2: started legalizing sports gambling, and finally, Fane my own novel.
Speaker 2: Tie it to these two things in a conspiracy theory. Please,
Speaker 2: you both won and you both lost the last game.
Speaker 5: Both one.
Speaker 2: You like every game. I'm gonna leave it to you
Speaker 2: tu to decide who goes.
Speaker 5: Would you like to go first?
Speaker 1: Do you know mine sucks.
Speaker 5: Sure, No, that's that's not true.
Speaker 1: Come on, yeah, fuck it, I'll go first, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm scared of it. I'll go first, all right.
Speaker 5: You never know, you might win Aaron over even.
Speaker 1: My problem was I started writing it like a pitch
Speaker 1: instead of.
Speaker 5: I started to do it.
Speaker 1: I did like a paragraph and a half and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, this is the wrong thing.
Speaker 5: I'm not as good as pitch means you are.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm an idiot. That's okay, but
Speaker 1: it might actually switch something, it might actually work in
Speaker 1: I switched. I switched how it works. So have you
Speaker 1: guys had the new Halloween oreos? Have you actually had them?
Speaker 2: I actually haven't. I've heard that they are actually the
Speaker 2: best O.
Speaker 1: Yes, they are so fucking I actually had some. So
Speaker 1: they were fucking good in the box did not last.
Speaker 1: But fucking did you know that? Like this is like
Speaker 1: way you knew that? Did you know that? I argue
Speaker 1: about the recipe being completely different and all that.
Speaker 2: I don't know?
Speaker 1: Oh shit, okay, so it is. It's a completely different recipe.
Speaker 1: There's like petitions going up about this ship. Now they
Speaker 1: want some of this to become the regular freaking Oriole
Speaker 1: flavor without the orange though, like they obviously take the
Speaker 1: orange out, make it white for the regular if it
Speaker 1: went through or whatever. But the fact is this new
Speaker 1: Oreo was actually a gamble so oh god, so on
Speaker 1: such dark web betting sites as spin Bara, Corgi bet
Speaker 1: and don bet. Please use a VPN for your protections
Speaker 1: if you guys are gonna go on any of this
Speaker 1: ship and use a proper browser and only use bitcoin kids, okay,
Speaker 1: or just don't or don't don't go. It's possible, but.
Speaker 5: You're gonna get hallow on your phone.
Speaker 1: But there was a back room wager going on between
Speaker 1: the new Oreo flavor and changing it for the new
Speaker 1: Halloween flavor or not. And what do you know what
Speaker 1: the outcome was? The new flavor actually fucking won. But
Speaker 1: what says you? Wait a minute, what says you? Yes?
Speaker 1: But say what I wrote that correctly? I just stopped
Speaker 1: it in my head for some dumb fucking reason. But
Speaker 1: what says you on this that relates to thing? Well,
Speaker 1: the royalties I earned from voice acting in Thane allowed
Speaker 1: me to play such a wager, and I hot on
Speaker 1: my tour Onion browser and lo and behold, we won.
Speaker 1: The damn good Oriole flavor upgrade, and you're fucking welcome.
Speaker 1: I used the actual money to vote, are you I
Speaker 1: found a thing. I'll see if I can fucking take
Speaker 1: a screenshot of it tomorrow, holy ship. Yeah, dollar bitches,
Speaker 1: that's incredible, thank you, that's thank you. A part of
Speaker 1: the fucking system. Nobody would believe me.
Speaker 2: I don't think we've ever had anyone pitch a conspiracy
Speaker 2: theory and then part take actively partake it.
Speaker 3: I know, right, that's fucking insane, Like, that's commitment.
Speaker 2: Hats off to you, like impressing, holy man.
Speaker 1: And you're all welcome for the new flavor to say.
Speaker 2: It, and honestly you win, thank you.
Speaker 1: But but the fucking right reigning champion.
Speaker 12: Over here after that, you went that extra mile. It's
Speaker 12: gonna that's a hard be like genuinely, at this point,
Speaker 12: it really doesn't mean.
Speaker 5: It doesn't really matter what I have.
Speaker 3: Because you went that fucking mile for yours and that's commitment. Again, Jesus, well, dude,
Speaker 3: you couldn't have gotten this hat at me at a
Speaker 3: worse time because I'm revisiting cyberpunks, so I've got that
Speaker 3: fucking Johnny sillarhead mindset. So so she's gotta get a
Speaker 3: little weird here. Yes, so we all know fucking sports
Speaker 3: betting like that's nothing new, Like it should be fucking illegal.
Speaker 3: There's people who have fucking addiction to betting and that
Speaker 3: shit just it. It's a problem. It's a fucking problem,
Speaker 3: and it shouldn't be as accessible as it is, Like
Speaker 3: at least you have to go to the casino to
Speaker 3: put bets out right, Like you shouldn't be able to
Speaker 3: be like I could say, in my home and bet
Speaker 3: away my entire fucking savings.
Speaker 5: Fucking sucks, but without how the.
Speaker 3: Economy is going now with it getting kind of worse
Speaker 3: and shit, uh, the US dollar is not gonna fucking
Speaker 3: hold any weight very much longer.
Speaker 5: But people are still.
Speaker 3: Gonna want to do these bets because again, it's an
Speaker 3: addiction and there's always gonna be money made in it
Speaker 3: and whatever that money is, and we all know that
Speaker 3: sooner or later, Uh, common things like toilet paper and
Speaker 3: food is going to be the only currency. But the
Speaker 3: biggest one is definitely gonna be sweets because it's gonna
Speaker 3: be the hardest and most expensive to get your hands on.
Speaker 3: Not that they're already not you know, being expensive as
Speaker 3: they are, and what's more expensive than fomo product that
Speaker 3: only comes out for like a few weeks a year
Speaker 3: of fucking Halloween cookies Oreo cookies, right, like they're gonna
Speaker 3: jack up the prices they do all the time, even
Speaker 3: though it's the same fucking shit, just different color because
Speaker 3: artificial coloring is a thing.
Speaker 5: But let's also jack out the price and be like, oh,
Speaker 5: you got.
Speaker 3: Only gonna get these these time a year, and they're
Speaker 3: more expensive than our regular ones, which is bullshit. But
Speaker 3: all of it's not really anything, like honestly, the conspiracy
Speaker 3: theory wise, like this is shit that's real. This is
Speaker 3: stuff that's actually happening, like now, like the nothing about
Speaker 3: is conspiracy. So I was kind of confused about like
Speaker 3: where I'm supposed to find the conspiracy here to put
Speaker 3: together with my tinfoil hat of mine. But then I
Speaker 3: took a look at your book, Aaron, and wow, I
Speaker 3: gotta say, I'm.
Speaker 5: Surprised you Okay, what this goes pretty deep?
Speaker 3: Right, Like this isn't something like these people have been
Speaker 3: planning this, They're they're planning ahead, they're planning for the apocalypse, and.
Speaker 5: You know what they're doing.
Speaker 3: They're getting what they need money wise, currency wise, already
Speaker 3: moving and you know how they're moving it. They're moving
Speaker 3: it using books, books that people wouldn't think to find
Speaker 3: them in. They're they Yeah, they're the dealer, the fucking
Speaker 3: Gambler associations, the Big Gambler is.
Speaker 5: Sure gambling for short. I had a relationship with them BG.
Speaker 1: No different guy, different guy, different.
Speaker 5: Same way, same bet.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: But anyways, uh so, Yeah, they're using books to smuggle
Speaker 3: and you wouldn't believe this, And honestly.
Speaker 5: You gotta know it. There's no way you don't know it.
Speaker 5: Did you know that they're.
Speaker 3: Using your book for smuggling and they're hiding it in
Speaker 3: the most obvious place yet least obvious place?
Speaker 2: Really? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Side note, I looked over this entire book twice this
Speaker 3: morning and there's not a single word cookie in it.
Speaker 3: Just but on page well either in chapter thirty seven
Speaker 3: there is plenty mention of other food stuffs.
Speaker 5: But what's this erin?
Speaker 2: Where'd this come from?
Speaker 1: Eric?
Speaker 2: Can you explain this?
Speaker 3: You have a plastic yes I do, oreos that is
Speaker 3: being shipped and you know why I know this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're smuggling.
Speaker 3: And you know how, I know this isn't a coincidence, Aaron,
Speaker 3: You know how, I'm damn sure this isn't a coincidence.
Speaker 5: Stevie. Open up your book.
Speaker 3: Go to chapter thirty seven, chapter thirty later in the book,
Speaker 3: there it is.
Speaker 1: How did I miss this last time when I went through? See,
Speaker 1: Holy crap, there's fucking dude, there's fucking oreos, And shame
Speaker 1: on you erin shame, dude.
Speaker 5: People are going to b fy t.
Speaker 3: W pod dot com, slash Thane and buying these books
Speaker 3: and finding that they're being used for smuggling Nabisco Oreos.
Speaker 2: My god, I didn't think there'd be any harm in it.
Speaker 2: I thought people would be delighted to.
Speaker 1: Open their first one's free, right, first one's.
Speaker 2: Free, one free, Just just saying.
Speaker 1: There, just what's in racah? How much Aaron?
Speaker 5: How much money did you lose on drock Kings? How
Speaker 5: much money did.
Speaker 1: You lose after you had the partner with Oreo?
Speaker 5: What did they have on you? How much money?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 2: This is so hard, God, damn it, You've you've made
Speaker 2: this so difficult.
Speaker 1: You can have the.
Speaker 2: Book. I might as well take them back.
Speaker 5: We're keeping the books though these are so he wrote them.
Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think I've ever been made
Speaker 2: part of the conspiracy. I mean to be fair, I
Speaker 2: did like put a target on my back my book
Speaker 2: in there, but but still like, this is the first
Speaker 2: time I think I've directly been involved or accused. And
Speaker 2: on the other hand, we have Stevie, who fully partook
Speaker 2: in his own conspiracy theory to the point of actually
Speaker 2: laying a wager.
Speaker 5: He drank the kool aid he made.
Speaker 2: He made the kool aid, and then he drank it.
Speaker 1: A lot more sugar than kool aid, A lot of sugar, a.
Speaker 2: Lot of sugar. You were both so damn clever actually
Speaker 2: putting the oreo in your book and then putting it
Speaker 2: in Stevie's copy too. Jesus, but I have to give
Speaker 2: it to Stevie. You committed.
Speaker 5: You committed.
Speaker 2: This was a neat trick and a funny idea and
Speaker 2: very clever. It was amazing. On any other day it
Speaker 2: would have won. But for you to actually go to
Speaker 2: the lengths of actually putting your own money. I know
Speaker 2: it was only a dollar, but still to actually like
Speaker 2: find the site to do it, and then I assume
Speaker 2: you did it using bitcoins. So I assumed you followed
Speaker 2: your own rules. Sure, oh, Ship.
Speaker 1: I used most of my rules. I did not use
Speaker 1: a regular I used a tour browser, an Onion one.
Speaker 5: And I'm gonna check his phone later to make sure
Speaker 5: you make sure.
Speaker 3: Okay, b w On, we do not do not suggest,
Speaker 3: don't do.
Speaker 5: If you were in the gambling habit, please.
Speaker 2: Do not gamb don't not even a dollar. Don't do it.
Speaker 5: Honestly, it's not really worth it. Go to casinos.
Speaker 2: Go for the food, the.
Speaker 1: Food and the people watching. People watching is fucking fantastic.
Speaker 2: If you want to gamble, pick up Schedule one and
Speaker 2: go to the casino in that game.
Speaker 5: Because because then you don't lose it.
Speaker 2: Annuinely had a lot of.
Speaker 1: Fun going that discord again.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, So Stevie wins and gets two episodes.
Speaker 5: Holy Ships, well deserved.
Speaker 2: You both did an amazing Jost did an amazing job.
Speaker 2: I am so excited. Our our third and final game
Speaker 2: is going to be for all the marbles. It is
Speaker 2: worth three points, and whoever gets it's going to win.
Speaker 2: Will it be Stevie with a six point blowout, or
Speaker 2: will it be Augie winning by one point. We're gonna
Speaker 2: find out right after this. Hey man, welcome back. It's
Speaker 2: time for game three. Game three is worth three episode points,
Speaker 2: and it's the return of a new favorite. It's time
Speaker 2: for knockoffs.
Speaker 1: Knockodd it's been a little bit, it's been a little bit.
Speaker 2: I have four lists of ten knockoffs. And what is
Speaker 2: a knockoff? You may, especially if you're unused to this game,
Speaker 2: in which case each salient word of a property or
Speaker 2: an item has been replaced with a synonym. All our
Speaker 2: players have to do is tell me what original property
Speaker 2: this knockoff was made from. Both of you are each
Speaker 2: going to get a chance at two separate lists. Whoever
Speaker 2: correctly guesses the most knockoffs wins and gets three episode
Speaker 2: points and August, since you lost last game, you're gonna
Speaker 2: get the first choice of these four lists. Would you
Speaker 2: like fairy tales wrestling moves, one on one fighting games
Speaker 2: or two thousands rap songs?
Speaker 1: Oh fucking.
Speaker 2: This is a diverse fairy tales wrestling moves, one on
Speaker 2: one fighting video games, two thousands rap songs?
Speaker 5: Ummmmm, let's do fairy tales.
Speaker 2: Fairy tales? All right, I've got ten fairy tale knockoffs here,
Speaker 2: All you have to do is tell me what original
Speaker 2: fairy tale it's a knockoff of. You have two minutes
Speaker 2: and your time starts now. The redhead loaf.
Speaker 5: Guy, Red head loaf guy, a bread man.
Speaker 2: Yes, the blonde and a triumvirate of.
Speaker 5: Arths signs, go to the locks and the three bears.
Speaker 2: Correct, Gentlemen and the seed Shoot.
Speaker 5: Gentlemen and the seed Shoot.
Speaker 2: Pass, a triad of small oinkers, three little pigs correct,
Speaker 2: the Simeon's foot, the monkey's Paul correct, the Queen's daughter
Speaker 2: and the bean princess in the Peak correct, Polkratude and
Speaker 2: the creature.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jackal and the hide Nope past.
Speaker 2: Thomas pollocks pass zizzing enchantress, jous.
Speaker 1: I don't know these words.
Speaker 2: God pass, tear camper gleam.
Speaker 5: Tear camper gleam.
Speaker 1: Uh their day, No.
Speaker 2: Past, We're back to Gentlemen and the seed Shoot.
Speaker 5: Gentlemen and the seed Shoot.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, uh fuck path again, polk or two in
Speaker 3: the creature and creature Poko Tude and the creature, Oh.
Speaker 1: The creature.
Speaker 2: Thomas pollocks.
Speaker 5: That hick about crane.
Speaker 2: Oh time you got five?
Speaker 5: Ye good, dude, really don't know the gentleman and the seed.
Speaker 1: Shoot, don't got that one?
Speaker 2: Is if I tell you that another word for a
Speaker 2: gentleman is a jack.
Speaker 1: Jack the yeah, oh oh.
Speaker 2: I knew something was familiar. Tude and the creature.
Speaker 1: I didn't get that one either, Beauty and the beast
Speaker 1: fucking ship.
Speaker 2: I really thought you'd get Thomas Pollocks, so did I. Tom.
Speaker 1: Some I didn't get that.
Speaker 2: Poll is another word for many. There aren't many fairy tales.
Speaker 2: Let's start with Tom. So I thought i'd guess it.
Speaker 1: Got the long one.
Speaker 5: I don't know, Tom, This one is in the long one.
Speaker 2: This one's interesting because I didn't know this was a
Speaker 2: word for what it was. Zizzing and chantress. So zizzing
Speaker 2: and dizzing is thiszz is a British like Cockney word.
Speaker 3: I believe so, so it would be something which zizz
Speaker 3: So it'd be it's a lot of ease.
Speaker 1: It is a lot of disease. It would be the
Speaker 1: U I have nothing.
Speaker 2: I mean that was a hint.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's something that was sleeping dreaming. It's dreaming, which
Speaker 3: or dreaming.
Speaker 2: Sleeping, sleeping enchantress, sleeping sleeping beauty. And then last one,
Speaker 2: I really I really like this.
Speaker 1: I love this one.
Speaker 2: Tear Camper Gleam, Steve, you know what it is.
Speaker 1: Rip Van Winkle. Yeah, yeah, that's so good.
Speaker 3: So that was You have five points, job v Stevie.
Speaker 2: It is your turn to choose from the remaining three lists.
Speaker 2: Would you like wrestling moves? One on one fighting video games?
Speaker 2: Were two thousands rap songs?
Speaker 9: Shit?
Speaker 1: I guess I'll take two thousand rap songs. And I
Speaker 1: just realized I not around in two thousands. Shit.
Speaker 2: All right, if you're ready, tell me what two thousands
Speaker 2: of rap songs? These are knockoffs of? Okay, time starts. Now,
Speaker 2: release it as if it's scalding. Release it as if
Speaker 2: it's scalding.
Speaker 1: Drop it like it's hot.
Speaker 2: Yes, Auric excavator.
Speaker 1: Pass.
Speaker 2: Have not been frightened once?
Speaker 1: Wow, I can all of a sudden, just can't remember
Speaker 1: any of.
Speaker 2: This now, have not been frightened once?
Speaker 1: I got no pass. I gotta think again.
Speaker 2: Things you are aware of?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, vaz.
Speaker 2: Prime, I ever possessed?
Speaker 1: This is hord. You know all these, don't you? Or
Speaker 1: are you some of them at all? My brain just stopped.
Speaker 1: Two thousands.
Speaker 2: Past impressively mint and spotless.
Speaker 1: What the fuck.
Speaker 2: Uh ass relocate female dog ha move bitch yep. Operate
Speaker 2: it okay.
Speaker 1: Operated operated, run it run. Uh, that's a funny past.
Speaker 2: Duc duc duck.
Speaker 1: Quack uh doc drop uh and Naillard.
Speaker 2: New York of the brain.
Speaker 13: Albany cerebral a cerebral Stevie.
Speaker 1: I dropped all of them.
Speaker 2: You got to you got to all the Let's jump
Speaker 2: back up to number two, which was auric excavator, gold digger,
Speaker 2: gold diggers. Dam have not been frightened once?
Speaker 1: I'm afraid?
Speaker 2: No, I mean it's reasonably close. Yeah, if you if
Speaker 2: you've not been frightened once, you are never scared. Never
Speaker 2: scared is the name of the song.
Speaker 1: I don't know that. I probably do know it.
Speaker 3: Probably Yeah, I ain't never scared.
Speaker 2: Things you are aware of, things you are aware of.
Speaker 2: This is actually, this is actually really simple.
Speaker 1: Oh just tell me.
Speaker 2: It's what you know? What you know is the name
Speaker 2: of the song. Prime I Ever possessed, I.
Speaker 1: Ever possessed, Optimist, optimism entered.
Speaker 2: Guy, Wait, what Prime I ever possessed? Is best I
Speaker 2: ever had? Impressively mint and spotless. This is an outcast song.
Speaker 1: I don't so fresh and so clean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got relocated? Female Dog operated. You were you
Speaker 2: were working on this one. You're working on it operated.
Speaker 1: M hm, you were working on work work it duck.
Speaker 2: This is one of my favorites. It's get Low, Oh,
Speaker 2: Get Low duck. The last, the last one you didn't
Speaker 2: even have time for. It was New York of the Brain.
Speaker 2: It's a jay Z song.
Speaker 5: It yeah, work on the Brain.
Speaker 1: It's a New York, New York.
Speaker 2: Another name for New York is the Empire State. The
Speaker 2: song is Empire State of Mind.
Speaker 1: That's stupid.
Speaker 2: Well, it was on the list of Okay, Steve, you
Speaker 2: are behind two, which means you get the last choice
Speaker 2: of these two remaining choices. Would you like wrestling moves
Speaker 2: or one on one fighting video games?
Speaker 1: I feel I would do good on one on one
Speaker 1: fighting video games to like three or to four of them,
Speaker 1: and then I'd be fucked. Wrestling moves. I'm right there
Speaker 1: with it, though. It all really scary because I don't
Speaker 1: know anything wrestling. What's go? One on one fighting games.
Speaker 2: Will get wrestling will get wrestling moves. But for you,
Speaker 2: these are all one on one fighting video game knockoffs.
Speaker 2: You just got to tell me the original game. These
Speaker 2: are named after your time starts now road combatants.
Speaker 1: Road combatant is a fighting games road or rogue road
Speaker 1: road street fighter.
Speaker 2: Yes, murderer impulse, basic instinct, basic murderer impulse, murderer.
Speaker 1: Killer.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna yes, sorry, perishable battle. I knew you'd like
Speaker 2: this one.
Speaker 1: Final fight.
Speaker 13: No, no, uh, perishable battle past after no spirit qual spirit.
Speaker 1: Quality, ghosts something. It's like fighting game.
Speaker 2: No, oh fast that unfairness unfair unfairness past killed or undead?
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait a minute, my brains, it's confused killed or undead,
Speaker 1: killed or undead, bet ter be killed, no de or
Speaker 1: be dead. I don't know what the fuck that game
Speaker 1: is dead or the fuck goddamn pass, deadly anger, deadly anger,
Speaker 1: killer age? Uh, what's that one says? Killer? Uh murdery Yeah,
Speaker 1: a shamed equipment, ashamed equipment. Oh no, uh, it's a
Speaker 1: machine a machine death machine, killer machine, fighting machine. I
Speaker 1: don't know any games. I'm just trying to take his
Speaker 1: choice away.
Speaker 2: Well, it was stupid, afreshion.
Speaker 1: What the wrestling was?
Speaker 2: Safe to say? It probably backfired on you.
Speaker 1: I think it did.
Speaker 2: Let's go back to the first one you didn't get,
Speaker 2: which I think Augie did get. Probably perishable battle, parisial
Speaker 2: battle is Bortal Combat.
Speaker 3: Ye Oh, motherfucker, you're gonna hear that from butter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, damn, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Did you hear you figure out spirit quality soul caliber?
Speaker 2: Ye oh? Unfairness? Unfairness?
Speaker 5: No, that one, I'm not too familiar.
Speaker 2: This was a popular fighting game between superheroes Injustice, Yes
Speaker 2: and Justice Stevie. You were so close with killed or
Speaker 2: undead if something, if something's not dead, what is it
Speaker 2: not alive? It was dead or alive? You were this close.
Speaker 1: I couldn't think of it. The first one completely different problems.
Speaker 2: Like basic Instinct is a movie, dude, Deadly Anger? There
Speaker 2: is the best bit, more niche, but it was really
Speaker 2: popular when Street Fighter was around. Deadly Anger. Sorry, that
Speaker 2: was the knockoff. The original is fatal Fury. A shamed
Speaker 2: equipment was really funny. You just started naming random machines.
Speaker 2: If you're ashamed, it's because you feel.
Speaker 1: What's a shame? I don't feel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. You wouldn't know. It's guilty year guilty.
Speaker 2: The ones you didn't get to plunge foot collision five
Speaker 2: mm hmm drop kick close. You're on the right track.
Speaker 2: You've heard of it.
Speaker 1: The only move.
Speaker 2: And The last one was warrior aristocracy, confrontation were aristocracy again,
Speaker 2: this was samurai showdown, all right. The last one is
Speaker 2: all yours wrestling moves.
Speaker 1: You got this.
Speaker 2: You've got two minutes. Whenever you're ready, go ahead and
Speaker 2: start the time. Four LIMB PUB.
Speaker 5: Four LIMB PUB.
Speaker 2: Four is an f O R E or limb okay pass,
Speaker 2: arm joint release.
Speaker 5: Strong bar, hull bar pass.
Speaker 2: Amphibian splatter?
Speaker 1: Ye, what the.
Speaker 2: Pass? Communal bend of the.
Speaker 14: Arm, flex pass, sugary jaw song, jawbreaker.
Speaker 2: Pass, false canine.
Speaker 5: Snaggle tooth pass.
Speaker 2: Ancestry scam pass, gag shut violently, choke hold.
Speaker 3: The choker, the the, the, the, the, the, the, the gag.
Speaker 2: Meag get shut violently.
Speaker 3: Cag shut violently, the gag shut you up violently, the
Speaker 3: cag the the throat jab the collapsing of a fucking
Speaker 3: throat pass.
Speaker 2: The fifth function key on a keyboard? What the F five? Correct?
Speaker 2: What smoke jumpers? What pass? We're back to four?
Speaker 4: LIMP post o great, uh the over the boulder shoulder
Speaker 4: holder pass, arm joint release five? Were your guyrecor does
Speaker 4: passed amphibian sweatter?
Speaker 1: F Wow?
Speaker 2: All right, let's go from the top.
Speaker 1: So my play kind of work it, Stevie.
Speaker 2: Do you know what the four limb pub is?
Speaker 1: Is that the figure four?
Speaker 2: What's another word for a pub? Yeah? It is an
Speaker 2: arm again? The arm joint release. There is only one
Speaker 2: joint in your arm.
Speaker 1: It's an elbow.
Speaker 2: Elbow release is when you release something you like, will
Speaker 2: drop elbow drop? I see, I see amphibian splatter. I
Speaker 2: thought Amphibian would give it to you.
Speaker 1: That the frog splash. Uh.
Speaker 2: The communal bend of the arm. Again, there's only one
Speaker 2: bend in the arm. So what does communal mean?
Speaker 1: Could it be?
Speaker 2: What the is?
Speaker 1: The tag? Is it?
Speaker 2: You know what's an elbow?
Speaker 1: Yeahs oh so I don't know.
Speaker 2: Double drop the people's elbow?
Speaker 1: Oh, motherfucker damn.
Speaker 2: And I genuinely thought you were gonna get sugary jaw song.
Speaker 2: If something sugary it is.
Speaker 1: Oh sweet to music, yep, sweets.
Speaker 2: And music is right? False canine. This is a little
Speaker 2: bit more of a stretch because false might lead you
Speaker 2: down the wrong way like fate, but canine is not
Speaker 2: a mislead at all. So it's dog. What kind of
Speaker 2: what kind of wrestling move ends in dog?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 1: I know it? Which wrestlers British Bulldog.
Speaker 2: Well it is the Bulldog. It's the name of the move.
Speaker 2: It's called the bulldog.
Speaker 1: I know he started.
Speaker 2: Bull is another word for bullshit. False. So this one's tough,
Speaker 2: but you can get it. Ancestry history, it's like what
Speaker 2: you came from, It's like what made you you money?
Speaker 2: And it's triple.
Speaker 1: H Oh what the fuck does triple A? He spits
Speaker 1: water because he's a pussy do some ship. He could
Speaker 1: still wreck you roll your belt in the.
Speaker 2: Ancestry is a knockoff of pedigree.
Speaker 1: Oh see that's a name.
Speaker 2: And I honestly thought was gonna get gag shut violently gag.
Speaker 2: He got to be choked. When you shut something violently,
Speaker 2: you hem Yeah, slam choke slam and he got F five,
Speaker 2: but only by Lockheed. No idea that was a wrestling move,
Speaker 2: but it is. It's brock Lesner's finisher, the F five.
Speaker 2: And finally, this one's a little tougher, a smoke jumper's hold.
Speaker 2: It might help if you think, if you're holding something,
Speaker 2: you are what.
Speaker 1: A stashing Gary Gary so oh fucking fireman's garry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly scary.
Speaker 1: How many of those did you guys, get right out home.
Speaker 1: Did you beat all of us? I'm not fucking surprised.
Speaker 2: Iuinely hope you did. But at the end of our game,
Speaker 2: after four four lists out of twenty possible points, Stevie
Speaker 2: got four, but Augie got six, which means he got
Speaker 2: three episode points and at four to three he has
Speaker 2: won this aesode.
Speaker 1: Very nice, sir, Jesus, very nice victory. Actually, who would
Speaker 1: have thought?
Speaker 2: Who would have thought fairy Tales was the one you
Speaker 2: would excel it at that list?
Speaker 5: That one makes sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, honestly, I keep mentioning it, but I did
Speaker 3: go to college like anthropology two one six is pheronormal investigation.
Speaker 5: It's not just hunting ghosts or aliens.
Speaker 3: It's knowing like culture, knowing like folklore, knowing what people
Speaker 3: believe in because hey, there's records of it. Their ancestors
Speaker 3: believed in it, whether it's true or not, they believe
Speaker 3: in it too.
Speaker 5: Got to know it. It's almost like a social study
Speaker 5: in a way.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: And he's also like a platinum Disney.
Speaker 2: Manute or so Yeah, I mean that's why I did
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm Asney plus member.
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