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Speaker 2: Good Jesse Kelly Shaw. Let's have some fun on a Wednesday.
Speaker 2: It is Humpday and I have something special plan for
Speaker 2: you tonight, especially because I was gone yesterday. So let
Speaker 2: me just lay out for you how the show is
Speaker 2: going to go. Some are going to love this, some
Speaker 2: are going to hate it, and I really don't care
Speaker 2: either way. This is how the show is about to go.
Speaker 2: The cr the continuing Resolution, the spending bill, what's going
Speaker 2: on in the House of Representatives. We're gonna have a
Speaker 2: long talk about that to open the show. The who, what, when,
Speaker 2: where and why might make you feel better, it might
Speaker 2: make you feel worse, But we have to have a
Speaker 2: little chat about that, and we are going to in
Speaker 2: just a moment. That's our one hour two. You can
Speaker 2: set all that stuff aside. It's history time. I'm not
Speaker 2: going to give away yet what the history story is
Speaker 2: about tonight. It begins one hour from now. I will
Speaker 2: say it involves chopping off people's ears. So if you
Speaker 2: want to hang out for a nice little history rewind,
Speaker 2: you might want to do that. I'm going to take
Speaker 2: a long time telling a wonderful story, and I don't
Speaker 2: care who likes it or not, if I have time
Speaker 2: after the history story, and I assume I will, But
Speaker 2: if I have time, I'll get to probably some illegal
Speaker 2: immigration stuff, some of the January sixth stuff, emails, voicemails,
Speaker 2: all that, and so much more. But it's gonna be
Speaker 2: screaming about the cr and then History time tonight. That
Speaker 2: is what's coming on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show. Now,
Speaker 2: let's begin talking about what's happening, why it's happened, Why
Speaker 2: are they passing a fifteen hundred page bill, Why is
Speaker 2: this garbage in there? Why is that garbage in there?
Speaker 2: And we'll discuss the various types of garbage shortly, But
Speaker 2: I want you first, I want you to walk with
Speaker 2: me through something. Just a little little analogy here. Just
Speaker 2: walk with me. Okay, I started Jesse Kelly's Burgers. You've
Speaker 2: heard me talk about this before, but this is a
Speaker 2: burger chain I started, and it started small. Okay, this
Speaker 2: was we'll call it sixty years ago. I wasn't even alive,
Speaker 2: of course, But sixty years ago I came up with
Speaker 2: the greatest burger recipe ever, and I started Jesse Kelly's
Speaker 2: Burger Restaurant and it went from one to two too soon.
Speaker 2: In my hometown we'll call it Houston. Soon there were
Speaker 2: ten locations. Wow, ten locations jesse Kelly's Burgers. That's pretty big.
Speaker 2: So we're talking about a fairly decent sized company now.
Speaker 2: But then, just like McDonald's or a Burger King or
Speaker 2: Taco Bell, little season, it blew up nationally. People started
Speaker 2: tasting it from around the country. These burgers are amazing.
Speaker 2: And I was an ambitious person sixty years ago. And
Speaker 2: the company begins to grow and grow and grow, and
Speaker 2: the company gets as big as McDonald's. There's a jesse
Speaker 2: Kelly's Burgers everywhere you go in the country, and if
Speaker 2: you visit Singapore, you can eat at one in the airport.
Speaker 1: That's how big.
Speaker 2: Jesse Kelly's Burgers becomes Fortune five hundred company, one of
Speaker 2: the biggest food companies in the world. That's how big
Speaker 2: jesse Kelly's Burgers has gotten. But two things have happened
Speaker 2: over the last sixty years with jesse Kelly's Burgers. Remember
Speaker 2: this is going somewhere. It's gonna pertain to Congress. That's one. Two,
Speaker 2: this is a fake story. There's no jesse Kelly's Burgers.
Speaker 2: But something has happened over the last sixty years of
Speaker 2: this fake restaurant story. Me the CEO of Jesse Kelly's Burgers.
Speaker 2: I I have gotten off of these delicious cheeseburgers, and
Speaker 2: I've kind of stopped caring about the company. I'm still
Speaker 2: the CEO, but I don't want to go to work.
Speaker 2: I don't want to deal with profit loss sheets and
Speaker 2: hiring and firing, and taxes and regulations and this and that.
Speaker 2: I want to go to the Mediterranean. I want to
Speaker 2: eat Little Caesar's crazy bread on my one hundred foot
Speaker 2: yacht in the Mediterranean. Don't bother me. So I'm a
Speaker 2: negligent CEO. And as my negligence has persisted, Jesse Kelly's
Speaker 2: Burgers has become a heroin business as well. It started
Speaker 2: with one chain. They figured out, Hey, if we could
Speaker 2: we have all these people coming in, what if we
Speaker 2: started quietly marketing and marketing heroin to these people. What
Speaker 2: if we we'll sell it out the back. And that
Speaker 2: I began with one chain, and soon it bled into
Speaker 2: the other chains. And and now this huge fortune five
Speaker 2: hundred company not only sells delicious cheeseburgers, they are invested
Speaker 2: in black tar heroin. And this has been going on
Speaker 2: for years and years and years, and what's happened is
Speaker 2: the company has sold heroin. It's done something bad, something evil,
Speaker 2: for so long that it's how everyone in the company
Speaker 2: makes a living. The chief, the head accountant, Chris, we'll
Speaker 2: call him. He's the head of finance for the company.
Speaker 2: His salary, judging by what the company should be selling burgers,
Speaker 2: should be five hundred thousand dollars a year, but because
Speaker 2: heroin is part of it, Chris makes two million dollars
Speaker 2: a year. We have a guy he's in marketing, Corey.
Speaker 2: Judging by the size of the company, he should also
Speaker 2: be making half a million. He also makes two million
Speaker 2: a year because there's so much heroin money. But it
Speaker 2: goes beyond just Chris and Corey. You see our delivery drivers.
Speaker 2: We have drivers going to and fro delivering the buns
Speaker 2: and burgers. But they've discovered they can also deliver heroin
Speaker 2: on the routes. And now the delivery driver who used
Speaker 2: to make ten dollars an hour, now he makes fifty
Speaker 2: five dollars an hour on the average because of heroin.
Speaker 2: The cashier in the restaurant, he's just a minimum wage
Speaker 2: employee making seven eight bucks an hour. That's what he
Speaker 2: should be. That's what he was making at McDonald's before
Speaker 2: he came to my company. But now because he slipped
Speaker 2: from heroin to people, now he makes thirty bucks an hour.
Speaker 2: The manager of the franchise is he's highly invested in heroin.
Speaker 2: He's a manager of one franchise. He makes fifty sixty
Speaker 2: grand a year normally if he was selling something else,
Speaker 2: but now that he's selling heroin, he makes two one
Speaker 2: a grand a year. So the cashier is the delivery
Speaker 2: driver's Chris Corey. Everybody, year after year after year of heroin, heroin, heroin.
Speaker 2: They have built their existence, their professional lives on the
Speaker 2: trafficking of heroin. And this wasn't a one off, it
Speaker 2: wasn't a one month thing. This is decades, thirty forty
Speaker 2: years of heroin trafficking. Every single level of the company,
Speaker 2: from the c suite to the cashier to the delivery drivers,
Speaker 2: is highly invested in the distribution of black tar heroin.
Speaker 2: And then back to me. Remember, I'm the fat, lazy
Speaker 2: CEO now and who doesn't want to work anymore. I
Speaker 2: finally decide one day, you know what, I'm done with
Speaker 2: all this CEO nonsense. I built this great company, but
Speaker 2: I'm ready to pass it down. In fact, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: pass it down to my son, my youngest son, Luke
Speaker 2: has he's really shown an interest in business, and he's
Speaker 2: been out there in the business world and he's been
Speaker 2: revamping companies and turning companies around. And he's just one
Speaker 2: of these hard working, super sharp, motivated guys. And he's
Speaker 2: grown enough, he's experienced enough. I'm going to hand the
Speaker 2: company over to Luke. He will be the new CEO.
Speaker 2: I know that's not how it works with CEOs, but anyway,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna hand the company to Luke. Luke Kelly, you
Speaker 2: are officially the CEO. And let's say Luke is the
Speaker 2: best rais or sharp, good to go, and he's honest,
Speaker 2: a good person. He doesn't believe in selling drugs, doesn't
Speaker 2: believe in screwing people over, he doesn't believe in breaking
Speaker 2: the law. So Chris walks into this organization that was
Speaker 2: good at one point now is completely corrupt and evil,
Speaker 2: and Luke walks in a CEO. Now, Chris Luke walks
Speaker 2: in a CEO and he wants to change things. He
Speaker 2: wants to get out of the heroin business. Let's just
Speaker 2: get back to meat, cheese and buns, guys, Chipotle, Tabasco,
Speaker 2: little garlic powder. Let's just get back to burgers, shall we.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you something. Decade aids in decades, in
Speaker 2: decades of heroin becoming ingrained in the Jesse Kelly Burger company.
Speaker 2: How quick and how easy is it going to be
Speaker 2: for Luke, the new CEO, to get Jesse Kelly Burgers
Speaker 2: out of heroin? Is it even possible for a person
Speaker 2: to come in?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: He's the chief executive, right, he's not a god king,
Speaker 2: He's the chief executive. But is it even possible? I mean,
Speaker 2: he sits down at his corporate board meeting. Let's say
Speaker 2: there's twenty people on the board, and every single person
Speaker 2: in that board meeting, every one of them, they all
Speaker 2: are filthy, filthy rich not because of Jesse Kelly's Burgers,
Speaker 2: but because of the Jesse Kelly heroin business on the side,
Speaker 2: from the boardroom to the cashier, to the livery driver
Speaker 2: to the franchise manager and everyone in between invested in heroin.
Speaker 2: How quick and easy is it going to be for
Speaker 2: Luke to get out of the Heroin business. Let's have
Speaker 2: a discussion about this cr this continuing resolution, Mike Johnson,
Speaker 2: our government, how things work, why they work that way,
Speaker 2: why dog Department of Government efficiency might even in the
Speaker 2: end be a bad thing. I will explain all this
Speaker 2: on the Jesse Kelly Show, and then we're doing history
Speaker 2: about forty five minutes from now. Before we do that,
Speaker 2: let's get your tea levels up. Because I don't want
Speaker 2: to sell you heroin. I want you to be healthy.
Speaker 2: I want you to feel good. I want your mind
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Speaker 1: Back fighting for your freedom every day.
Speaker 2: It's the Jesse Kelly's Show. Reminding you. You can email
Speaker 2: the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com, so keeping
Speaker 2: you updated. Yes, I am aware that we're we I
Speaker 2: think as of the last hour and a half two
Speaker 2: hours that that continuing resolution, the one as written, was dead,
Speaker 2: or at least it's dying. Let's set that aside for
Speaker 2: a moment, because I'm telling you right now they're going
Speaker 2: to pass something horrible and we're going over the why
Speaker 2: this happens. And in fact, this is going to come
Speaker 2: back to this DOGE, this Department of Government Efficiency, the
Speaker 2: one Elon and Vivek are running, and I'm gonna explain
Speaker 2: why that may end up being a bad thing inadvertently
Speaker 2: in the end. But so we just talked about the
Speaker 2: massive criminal organization that was I used Jesse Kellysberger's selling Heroin,
Speaker 2: but obviously it didn't take a genius to figure out
Speaker 2: I was talking about the United States government what is
Speaker 2: the heroin when it comes to the United States government, Well,
Speaker 2: the United States government they got hooked on the heroin money,
Speaker 2: and that is your money. Our government fell into the
Speaker 2: same trap most governments fall into over time. Over time,
Speaker 2: the people of countries will start to separate themselves from politics, though.
Speaker 2: They'll get obsessed with bread and circuses, the daily life
Speaker 2: that we all live, and they will ignore politics. And
Speaker 2: as soon as people do that, people who occupy government
Speaker 2: in and around government, it doesn't have to be actually
Speaker 2: government employees, but in and around government, they will figure
Speaker 2: out the public treasury is a huge, huge pot of
Speaker 2: money and they can steal it all. Now, where is
Speaker 2: this going? Why do we have these continuing resolutions even
Speaker 2: though this one might be dead. Why why does this happen? Well,
Speaker 2: we've had decades of things happening within our government to
Speaker 2: enshe sure that no one can stop the scam. It's
Speaker 2: not just that they have a scam going, it's that
Speaker 2: they know they have a scam going. And the whole
Speaker 2: idea is, if we happen to get a new CEO,
Speaker 2: we don't want him to be able to stop the
Speaker 2: looting of the treasury. How do we avoid that here's
Speaker 2: a great example. This is a representative, Andrew Clyde is
Speaker 2: his name, and he's talking about Trump and spending cuts.
Speaker 4: Listen to this, Well, the power of impoundment has been
Speaker 4: a presidential authority literally for the first two centuries two
Speaker 4: hundred years of our country. And then in nineteen seventy four,
Speaker 4: Congress passed the Impowerment Control Act, which seriously limited the
Speaker 4: president's ability to cut spending. Or I mean, think of
Speaker 4: it like this, Maria, if you can, if Congress appropriates
Speaker 4: ten million dollars for a specific program, and then the
Speaker 4: president can accomplish that program with seven million dollars and
Speaker 4: save three million of it, save thirty percent. Shouldn't he
Speaker 4: have the authority to do that?
Speaker 2: But he doesn't. And did you hear Congress passed the law.
Speaker 2: What are some other things that are in this CR
Speaker 2: whether or not it actually passes? Seventy two pages for
Speaker 2: Pandemic Preparedness Response Act? What do those include? Vaccine mandates,
Speaker 2: vaccine passports, all kinds of the worst stuff. Why would
Speaker 2: they include that in a CR because that stuff, that
Speaker 2: stuff is at risk with Donald Trump coming in with
Speaker 2: the Doge, that Elon Musk stuff coming in that's the
Speaker 2: kind of thing they might look at. Will vaccine mandates
Speaker 2: create vast quantities of wealth for big pharma, So what
Speaker 2: do you do. You can't leave it up in the air.
Speaker 2: That's our heroin, that's our heroin money. So you throw
Speaker 2: it in a CR to guarantee the money starts coming
Speaker 2: or the money keeps coming no matter what. Why did
Speaker 2: Congress put a pay raise in there for itself? Why
Speaker 2: are there things like funding for new bio labs in there?
Speaker 2: Why are they continuing to fund government censorship for another year?
Speaker 2: There's something that's being sued because they believe in government censorship,
Speaker 2: and that organization, that department of the government, it gets
Speaker 2: funding for another year under this CR. You know what
Speaker 2: else is in the CR? You see they're worried about
Speaker 2: Liz Cheney and the January sixth Committee and all the
Speaker 2: crimes they committed. You know what someone through in this CR.
Speaker 2: Someone through in there that Congress's data, emails, text messages,
Speaker 2: things like that are essentially blocked. Nobody can get into them,
Speaker 2: no one can look at them. Why do they try
Speaker 2: to pass things like this? Why why did Mike Johnson
Speaker 2: go from saying things like this back in September to
Speaker 2: trying to get this.
Speaker 1: Wrong with with the CRS.
Speaker 5: As our leader just noted, we have we have broken
Speaker 5: the Christmas omni and I have no intention of going
Speaker 5: back to that terrible tradition. So there won't be a
Speaker 5: Christmas omnibus.
Speaker 2: And somebody asked, but that's of course exactly what this is.
Speaker 2: It's not called an omnibus, it's a CR. But it's
Speaker 2: the same thing. Why would he go back on that?
Speaker 2: Because he believes his business is government. He's said it
Speaker 2: several times. Well, we have to govern, We really need
Speaker 2: to govern. People expect us to govern. And as soon
Speaker 2: as that's your mentality, you will lose. Because the people
Speaker 2: in and around government they are only there to bloodsuck
Speaker 2: the money from your wallet. And every single thing they
Speaker 2: do is about angling for that end. That's why these
Speaker 2: things happen all the time, a constant CR, over and
Speaker 2: over and over and over again. It's all about voting
Speaker 2: you and your money. That's why they do it. Now,
Speaker 2: how do we change that? And why? In fact, I'll
Speaker 2: get to this next. This Department of Government efficiency, we
Speaker 2: all love I love it too, Elon musk and bit back.
Speaker 2: They're going to cut some things why I think it
Speaker 2: might potentially be a horrible idea. Next the Jesse Kelly
Speaker 2: Show on a Wednesday, a hook day, do not forget.
Speaker 2: You can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 2: So back to what we were discussing here, CR after
Speaker 2: CR after CR remembers it's just been nothing but that
Speaker 2: any CR is a scandal. We have been conditioned to
Speaker 2: accept them. Now, a continuing resolution is for emergency purposes
Speaker 2: only World War three type stuff. We don't have time,
Speaker 2: just pass it. Why do they keep doing it? Because
Speaker 2: our entire government is full of gutless, loser cowards who
Speaker 2: don't want to cut a dime, They don't want to
Speaker 2: own anything in the budget. So while just keep doing
Speaker 2: what we were doing, people won't be that mad about that.
Speaker 2: And that brings me to Doge. Doge the Department of
Speaker 2: Government Efficiency, which I love Elon Musk Vivek. They're gonna
Speaker 2: get in there and they're gonna cut government spending. We're
Speaker 2: gonna cut this department. We're gonna cut that department. We're
Speaker 2: gonna cut this department. Well, remember what we just talked about.
Speaker 2: This gigantic criminal organization known as the United States Government
Speaker 2: remember how we talked about It's been decades, decades of
Speaker 2: them enshrining into law, shielding themselves from any harm and
Speaker 2: ensuring they can continue to pillage your money without end.
Speaker 2: Decades of doing this. And then Trump wins an election
Speaker 2: and Elon Musk is involved, and here we have Elon Musk.
Speaker 2: He has this history of slashing waste from companies. He
Speaker 2: famously bought Twitter and fired eighty percent of the employees.
Speaker 2: And Trump and Elon are best buds now, and Trump
Speaker 2: and Elon get together and they're like, hey, let's start
Speaker 2: a whole new Department of Government Efficiency and then we'll
Speaker 2: start cutting spending, which I love to hear and you
Speaker 2: love to hear. That's good, good, Yes, we're all on
Speaker 2: board with that. However, look at what they just tried
Speaker 2: to do to you and me earlier today, and they're
Speaker 2: gonna end up passing as CR the horrible Just Chris,
Speaker 2: go ahead and write that one down. Chris, write that
Speaker 2: one down, even though I actually don't even know if
Speaker 2: that's necessary. Everyone knows I gotta pass one that's horrible.
Speaker 2: But that horrible CR they tried to pass earlier, which
Speaker 2: still was going to pass in some form. Why did
Speaker 2: they do it? Well, we just talked about it. Decades
Speaker 2: of them protecting the scam, protecting the criminal organization that
Speaker 2: is the government. Do you believe they're going to let
Speaker 2: some billionaire CEO and his little buddy Vivek. Do you
Speaker 2: think they're all just going to say, yeah, come on
Speaker 2: in and and my scam. Hey, I've got this great
Speaker 2: thing going here. I've got this organization I'm funding with
Speaker 2: taxpayer money and they're giving me all kinds of kickbacks. Hey, Elon,
Speaker 2: come cut this, would you please? Or do you think
Speaker 2: do you think judges are going to step in and
Speaker 2: stop it? Do you think Congress is going to step
Speaker 2: in and stop it? Do you think the various bureaucratic
Speaker 2: agencies are going to step in and stop it? When
Speaker 2: the entire United States government has become a criminal organization
Speaker 2: completely dedicated to bloodsucking the money out of your wallet,
Speaker 2: do you think they're gonna see Elon Musk walk through
Speaker 2: the door and say, WHOA, We're finished. Now I guess
Speaker 2: the scam's over, guys. Or do you think do you
Speaker 2: think the bank robbery crew and our government might just
Speaker 2: put a stop to some of that? Now I'm applauding
Speaker 2: the effort, and I hope they can cut anything any
Speaker 2: I mean any cuts would be good. But here's why
Speaker 2: I say, DOGE, Department of Government Efficiency. Might it just
Speaker 2: might be a horrible thing in the end. I'll put
Speaker 2: it to you this way. I want you to imagine.
Speaker 2: I want you to imagine that I want to hurt kids.
Speaker 2: The neighborhood kids and I have been selling razor blades
Speaker 2: to all the little toddlers in the area outside and
Speaker 2: not even selling, I've just been giving them out. I've
Speaker 2: got a van with no windows, and I drive around
Speaker 2: handing all the toddler's razor blades and dangering all the kids.
Speaker 2: Kids keep having to go to the hospital. And it
Speaker 2: becomes known fairly known by a few people. Hey man,
Speaker 2: he's given all the toddlers razor blades. And then our
Speaker 2: neighborhood decides, you know what, we need to do more
Speaker 2: to protect the kids in this neighborhood. Let's start a
Speaker 2: committee to protect kids. And the neighborhood puts me on
Speaker 2: that committee. Now you could say that's mismanagement. I would
Speaker 2: say this talk about giving me cover for the fact
Speaker 2: I want to hurt kids. I've been harming kids in
Speaker 2: the neighborhood forever. Now I can tell everyone, look how
Speaker 2: pro kid I am. I'm on the Neighborhood Kid Protection Committee.
Speaker 2: John Cornyn is an evil piece of trash. James low
Speaker 2: T Langford, Joni Ernst. These scumbags have made careers out
Speaker 2: of screwing us over every single chance they get, spending
Speaker 2: huge quantities of money. James Langford tried to get amnesty through.
Speaker 2: John Cornyn, passed a gun control bill with Democrats. And
Speaker 2: who's involved already publicly with Doge John Cornyn, Jony Ernst, James.
Speaker 6: We're working on trying to separate the pile of government
Speaker 6: waste in two stacks. What can the executive branch do
Speaker 6: on their own just by declaring agencies need to be
Speaker 6: more efficient, changing the rules. What are the things that
Speaker 6: we got to have legislation for so that we know
Speaker 6: what's our job, we know what's their job, we can
Speaker 6: take off on it.
Speaker 1: It's something I've literally worked.
Speaker 6: On for ten years, and it's good to be able
Speaker 6: to get the initiative going right now, to be able
Speaker 6: to say, let's work on this. Honestly, this shouldn't be
Speaker 6: a part of an issue, right everybody should work on
Speaker 6: government waste drag shows in Ecuador that the state Department
Speaker 6: paid for that grant to be able to do that.
Speaker 6: If Ecuador wants to do drag shows, that's up to them,
Speaker 6: but the American taxpayers shouldn't pay for that.
Speaker 2: If Doge cannot deliver on massive cuts, the only thing
Speaker 2: Doege is going to deliver on is giving cover to
Speaker 2: people like James Langford, who will run again for Senate
Speaker 2: in Oklahoma and he will use his work on Doge
Speaker 2: public comments like I just said to get himself re
Speaker 2: elected by very forgetful voters. The voters of Oklahoma should
Speaker 2: be full of white hot anger for that ginger eunuch
Speaker 2: every single day, all day long, for trying to amnesty
Speaker 2: millions of illegals and keep the border open instead because
Speaker 2: of Doge, James Langford will be all over every news
Speaker 2: station from now until the end of time talking about
Speaker 2: all the government waste he hates. And this is why
Speaker 2: I love Trump and I'm involved with elon who We're
Speaker 2: going to cut this waste. John Cornyn is potentially facing
Speaker 2: a career ending primary challenge in Texas. In the year
Speaker 2: twenty twenty six, John Cornyn joined with Democrats to pass
Speaker 2: gun control legislation and one of the most pro gun
Speaker 2: states in the Union. And John Cornyn should not have
Speaker 2: a prayer at reelection. But John Cornyn for the next
Speaker 2: two years is going to be able.
Speaker 1: Man. I love this Doge.
Speaker 2: I'm Senator Cornyn, and we're getting this waist out of government.
Speaker 2: Look at me and Elon, we're good buddies. Let's go Elon,
Speaker 2: let's cut some stuff. Look at me, Conservative Cornan, Jony Earnst,
Speaker 2: that witch from Iowa has been bending over backwards to
Speaker 2: torpedo Pete Hegseth for God knows what reason. She is
Speaker 2: not on our side. She has never been on our side.
Speaker 2: And Jony Earnst is going to be on every radio
Speaker 2: show who doesn't know better and every TV show who
Speaker 2: doesn't know better from now until the end of time
Speaker 2: talking about her great work she's doing with Doge. I
Speaker 2: agree with Elon. We just spend too much money. That's
Speaker 2: why I'm working hand in hand with Elon. We're gonna
Speaker 2: get the waist out of government. If those cannot deliver
Speaker 2: on massive spending cuts to this government. The only significant
Speaker 2: thing Doge will accomplish is giving political cover to the
Speaker 2: very people who have destroyed us.
Speaker 1: That's a fact. That's a fact.
Speaker 2: It's an uncomfortable fact, but it's true. I'll touch on.
Speaker 2: I'll finish this up because I want to go talk
Speaker 2: about history. I'm getting my blood pressure up thinking about
Speaker 2: this whole thing. We're going to do one more couple
Speaker 2: more minutes on this, and then we are disappearing into
Speaker 2: the world of history and I may not even come back.
Speaker 2: And if anyone has a problem with that, that's too bad.
Speaker 2: So sad you can email. I won't care. Before we
Speaker 2: do that, though, let's talk about tunnel to towers. Let's
Speaker 2: take care of widows and orphans as we are commanded
Speaker 2: to do. The Christmas season is a wonderful time and
Speaker 2: can be a very very hard time if you have
Speaker 2: loss in your family. Can be brutal. As I've told you,
Speaker 2: it's going to be very hard for my family because
Speaker 2: my dad's gone. Now, I've never had it. I've never,
Speaker 2: in my forty three years, had a Christmas where I
Speaker 2: couldn't talk to my dad. Now I do. What's it
Speaker 2: like when Dad didn't come home from Afghanistan? When Dad
Speaker 2: put on a uniform in New York City one day
Speaker 2: to go be a cop and never came home. What's
Speaker 2: that like? Tunnel to Towers can't bring Dad back, but
Speaker 2: they can help the families that are left behind, and
Speaker 2: they do, and they don't waste your money. They don't
Speaker 2: spend it on private jets. They spend it on the
Speaker 2: families more than ninety five cents of every dollar. And
Speaker 2: all they asked for is eleven bucks a month. Tumber two,
Speaker 2: t dot Org. We'll be back.
Speaker 1: I've got on that.
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Speaker 2: I'm tired of but I want to go do some history.
Speaker 2: Let's do some lessons from history and have a good
Speaker 2: time doing that. Chris, why don't you like motown music?
Speaker 2: I don't understand. Do you not like black music? Chris?
Speaker 2: Is that it? Are you a racist? Why everyone likes motown? Man?
Speaker 2: You really don't like Smokey Robinson? Dude? Do it? You've
Speaker 2: never listened to a Smokey Robinson song? I like, what,
Speaker 2: what do you listen to the Jesse Kelly Show playlist? Well,
Speaker 2: you know what, I can't blame me there. Actually that's
Speaker 2: I take that back. You knew exactly how to answer, Chris.
Speaker 2: You always know what to say. Back to our back
Speaker 2: to our omnibus talk, Mike Johnson came out said this,
Speaker 2: this was.
Speaker 1: The conservative play call.
Speaker 5: We don't normally like what's called a continued resolution a CR,
Speaker 5: but in this case it makes sense because.
Speaker 2: Let me stop right there. We don't normally like it.
Speaker 2: It's all we've ever gotten. We don't normally like it,
Speaker 2: but in this case it makes sense.
Speaker 5: If we push it into the first quarter of next year,
Speaker 5: then we have a Republican controlled Congress and President Donald J.
Speaker 5: Trump back in the White House, we'll be able to
Speaker 5: have more say over the funding decisions for twenty.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I feel better, don't you. Don't worry. Next
Speaker 2: time we're gonna get some real cuts. Not this time,
Speaker 2: of course, no no, no, no no, not this time.
Speaker 2: But next time, guys, cuts are coming, I promise, Fie.
Speaker 5: Now, that would have been an easier thing to do,
Speaker 5: but then we had circumstances outside of our control.
Speaker 1: We had these emergencies that are required. So we had
Speaker 1: as you there we go.
Speaker 2: Now this is well, tell you what it was Saturday
Speaker 2: or Sunday last weekend. Sunday last weekend, we were finally
Speaker 2: done with all our chores, and Bob says to me
Speaker 2: and the boys, I'd like to sit down and watch
Speaker 2: a family Christmas movie together. Now I didn't want to
Speaker 2: sit down and watch a family Christmas movie, and the
Speaker 2: boys didn't want to sit down and watch a family
Speaker 2: Christmas movie. And you know what Ob said in that moment,
Speaker 2: because she could see the looks on our faces. She
Speaker 2: looked around the house and she said, well, I guess
Speaker 2: I just decorated the whole house for Christmas for nothing.
Speaker 2: You know what that's called. One, that's brilliant. Two that's
Speaker 2: called emotional blackmail. That's what that's exactly what that is.
Speaker 2: That's emotional blackmail. Nobody wanted to see ab sad. So
Speaker 2: we were like, oh no, we want to. We want to.
Speaker 2: What Mike Johnson's about to do right here is sick.
Speaker 2: It's evel, what's wrong. It's exactly what politicians do. It's
Speaker 2: called emotional blackmail. You're furious that the government is going
Speaker 2: to continue to fund censorship, that the government's going to
Speaker 2: fund vaccine mandates, that they're going to fund a massive
Speaker 2: raise for themselves. But don't you understand it's about the
Speaker 2: hurricane victims.
Speaker 1: It's a record hurricane season. We had Helen and Milton,
Speaker 1: and they just did.
Speaker 5: Massive destruction across our red states, frankly in the southeast,
Speaker 5: in the eastern side.
Speaker 1: Of the country.
Speaker 5: And then we've had farmers who are in jeopardy of permanently, not.
Speaker 2: Just the hurricane victims, the farmers.
Speaker 1: We can't let them down going under.
Speaker 5: They've had three lost years in a row because of
Speaker 5: Bidenomics and inflation and other circumstances outside of their control.
Speaker 5: And so when you cobble those two things together, there's
Speaker 5: a desperate need for that aid. And that's what adds
Speaker 5: another one hundred plus billion dollars to the bill. And
Speaker 5: that's why everybody's uncomfortable with it.
Speaker 1: I am too.
Speaker 2: Desperate need. You don't want to take away desperate need,
Speaker 2: right Ah, you could have denied watching a Christmas movie
Speaker 2: with her after she works so hard on the decorations.
Speaker 2: It's a desperate need. Just set aside your wallet and
Speaker 2: the value the dollar, the future of your children. There's
Speaker 2: a desperate need the farmers. And then of course he
Speaker 2: wraps it up with this is.
Speaker 5: We have a massive deficit and deficit and debt problem.
Speaker 5: Of course in this country, we can begin to address
Speaker 5: that and shrink the size and scope of government in
Speaker 5: January with Republican control, but we've got to bridge the
Speaker 5: gap to get there, and we cannot leave our small
Speaker 5: farms and ranchers and our inner people who are devastated
Speaker 5: by their hurricanes out in the meantime.
Speaker 2: Look, we're gonna totally start making these hard choices and
Speaker 2: cutting funding and doing all that stuff in a little while,
Speaker 2: just not right now. The notice he even went from farmers.
Speaker 2: It was only a minute. It was like a minute
Speaker 2: and a half long SoundBite, and he even ramped it
Speaker 2: up during that minute and a half. At first it
Speaker 2: was just the farmers, then it was the small farmers.
Speaker 2: Maybe you thought it was these big evil farmers. It's
Speaker 2: the small farmers. It's herb out there with just a
Speaker 2: couple of plows and just a couple of years of corn.
Speaker 2: And unless you destroy your child's future, herb ain't gonna
Speaker 2: make it.
Speaker 3: Herb.
Speaker 2: It's dying for you. Burbout. I hate that emotional blackmail crap,
Speaker 2: and you can take that and shove it where the
Speaker 2: sun don't shine. Mike Johnson, It doesn't work on me,
Speaker 2: not at all. I take that back. It works when
Speaker 2: Fred does it. He does this all the time. He'll
Speaker 2: just randomly. He's learned that if he sits and stares
Speaker 2: at you, he gets affections, so he'll just come to
Speaker 2: just be sitting there and he'll just sit and stare
Speaker 2: at you with those big sad eyes, and then you'll
Speaker 2: find yourself. It happens to me too, Oh Fred, what's wrong, buddy?
Speaker 2: As if something would be wrong for the dog that's
Speaker 2: been treated like royalty his whole life, we give the
Speaker 2: stupid dog rough greens so he lives longer. For Pete's sake.
Speaker 2: I do love that rough greens is going to make
Speaker 2: him live longer, because ab is going to be a
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Speaker 2: help your dog live longer. It's an all natural nutritional
Speaker 2: supplement you sprinkle on your dog's food. Your dog's food
Speaker 2: is dead. There's no nutrition in it, it's just empty calories.
Speaker 2: You don't have to stop giving him that food, just
Speaker 2: sprinkle Rough Greens on it. Your dog will have vitamins
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Speaker 2: the vet all the time. The vet is unbelievably expensive.
Speaker 1: You want a.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I love this. Did you hear Dick Durbin
Speaker 2: getting into it with a reporter about his pay increase?
Speaker 2: Listen to how these people.
Speaker 1: Think members are giving themselves a pay raise. Do you
Speaker 1: guys deserve a pay raise?
Speaker 3: Oh that's news to me, it's good news. You know
Speaker 3: what has it been ten years or fourteen years and
Speaker 3: no cola, no change at all. I think it's about
Speaker 3: time something's son.
Speaker 1: Here's a piece of pork. Kidding, How would I not
Speaker 1: know about areas?
Speaker 2: But I mean, but I mean people look at the
Speaker 2: performance of common say why should we give them more money?
Speaker 3: What about the media? Think about that for a second.
Speaker 1: I we're not paid by public money.
Speaker 3: I know you're not, but I mean half of your
Speaker 3: listeners are not there anymore. You're still getting the same paycheck.
Speaker 1: What's going on, Well, I mean you're a taxpayer money.
Speaker 1: I mean, you guys deserve a raise.
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest, I hate both of those people,
Speaker 2: So I thought that was a pretty hilarious exchange. I
Speaker 2: enjoyed it immensely.
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