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Speaker 1: This is a bizarre.
Speaker 3: World that we live in.
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Speaker 2: This is Todd Tompson Asinos the Raptilian from Strange Group Podcast,
Speaker 2: and we're here I called the Conspiracy to talk about
Speaker 2: some bizarre and strange things. So strap in for this
Speaker 2: wild and hilarious ride. Now to the show where everybody.
Speaker 2: The curtains are open, we're checking tickets out the door.
Speaker 5: It's about to get right, everybody.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 6: I'm one of your host, Tom kats Greetings everyone, greetings, greetings.
Speaker 7: I'm one of your host, Tom kat Ak Tom Thompson.
Speaker 4: And is that what your name is? Though? Is that
Speaker 4: actually what your name is?
Speaker 7: Who else do I have?
Speaker 8: Anton?
Speaker 7: What's going on? Everybody out there?
Speaker 6: We are creeping towards the Halloween season and for the
Speaker 6: next little while you are gonna get nothing but Halloween
Speaker 6: you could say style episodes.
Speaker 9: It's just a few short weeks away, folks, So you know,
Speaker 9: getting the spooky season, getting the spooky spirit.
Speaker 6: And that whole plan is, it's gonna be nothing but
Speaker 6: strange and creepy topics from now on. To get your
Speaker 6: buttthole greased for the insertion of the pumpkin that is
Speaker 6: going to happen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So don't clench. It only makes it worse.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and this is a very special episode. I wanted
Speaker 6: to talk about this stuff for a while. I had
Speaker 6: this ready to go. I have a clamado Caesar jalapenia
Speaker 6: jalapeno style.
Speaker 4: Bro, don't you fucking like have universal health care?
Speaker 10: There?
Speaker 4: Can't you go get your chlamydia caeser taken care of.
Speaker 7: Never had chlamydia, at least I don't know that I have.
Speaker 9: It's cool said, you have a chlamydia Caesar clamato chlamydia.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I heard.
Speaker 6: And I got your favorite coffee drink. What's that it's Uh,
Speaker 6: it's the express of Martini fizz that one I had before.
Speaker 4: God, you're an alcoholic?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 6: Yes, because it's a long weekend for me, But not
Speaker 6: for you, So it's okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know I got and tore up last night.
Speaker 7: What did you do?
Speaker 9: Just went for a bike ride and my buddy gave
Speaker 9: me a couple of jars of moonshine, so I drank those.
Speaker 7: While you were a biking around. H huh, you're a maniac.
Speaker 4: What are you talking about. That's what we do.
Speaker 6: We drink a bike You drink fucking toilet water moonshine, well,
Speaker 6: biking toilet water.
Speaker 4: No, it was very tasty apple pie moonshine.
Speaker 9: It wasn't even really that strong either, so I don't
Speaker 9: know the moonshine was the But then we went to
Speaker 9: playpool and you just got drunk all night everything just no,
Speaker 9: I get drunk with the later latter half of the
Speaker 9: night and then got home at like two and just uh,
Speaker 9: just I should have stopped drinking like four or five
Speaker 9: drinks before I stopped.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it was fine.
Speaker 7: We were supposed to record like hours ago. But it's okay.
Speaker 7: I know I'll kill him. I'll kill him.
Speaker 11: Dead, like with with that rock or something like like.
Speaker 6: A stone, like a stone. Oh man, I love kung
Speaker 6: fu fucking fou.
Speaker 7: I do.
Speaker 6: I did say that. I am Betty fucking sound all.
Speaker 7: Right, So let's get into it, everybody.
Speaker 6: A deathbed confession is the admittance or confession when someone
Speaker 6: is nearing death or on their death bed quotations. This
Speaker 6: confession may help believe any guilt, regrets, secrets, or sins
Speaker 6: that the dying person may have had in life. The
Speaker 6: confessions can occur because the dying persons want want to
Speaker 6: live the last moments of the life free of any
Speaker 6: secrets they have been holding in for a portion or
Speaker 6: their entire life. Any secrets you gotta confess right now, Anton,
Speaker 6: I am.
Speaker 4: Not actually here right now, I'm dead. You're dead. I
Speaker 4: say you're died.
Speaker 7: To use Ninja focus to slow my heart right now.
Speaker 4: That worked, actually really well.
Speaker 6: A deathbed confession could be given to anyone, but a
Speaker 6: FA member is usually there when I love one obviously
Speaker 6: during this time. Doctors nurses can also hear deathbed confessions
Speaker 6: because they're often present in the last person's last moments
Speaker 6: of their life because usually they're injecting them with some
Speaker 6: sort of poison, are putting a pillow over their face.
Speaker 4: He need a cricket. You need a cricket button for
Speaker 4: when you make really stupid jokes.
Speaker 7: I do.
Speaker 9: Nice delay, nice to lay, which, if you think about it,
Speaker 9: it's kind of fucked up to like put that on
Speaker 9: just a random nurse where you're like, by the way,
Speaker 9: I've eaten four children in.
Speaker 4: My lifetime and they're like, why are you telling me this?
Speaker 7: I know?
Speaker 6: And and well, either way, right, it does happen nurses.
Speaker 6: There's those like angels of death nurses and they.
Speaker 4: Fucking we're not talking about them. That's a whole different show.
Speaker 9: We're talking about people that are just like dumping their
Speaker 9: fucking life, you know, their life bullshit onto a random nurse.
Speaker 9: That's like, dude, I'm I'm just a nurse, Like, why
Speaker 9: are you are you talking to me with bullshit?
Speaker 7: It's very true, It's very true.
Speaker 8: So what do you do?
Speaker 9: I'm into, uh, murders and executions mostly.
Speaker 6: Pretty much. That's what my whole life is based on.
Speaker 6: Murders and executions are my favorite thing in the world.
Speaker 4: Did you hear that Charles Ing's death sentence has been upheld?
Speaker 7: Really that's gonna be an episode for another time too.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's not gonna happen for a long time though.
Speaker 9: As long as Newsome is governor of California. He put
Speaker 9: a stay on all executions. But it's not like with
Speaker 9: with Charles Manson how they they redacted the death penalty
Speaker 9: and then that's how he got off death row.
Speaker 4: So it's just like a stay almost strange.
Speaker 7: It's just like figure it out.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not pro death penalty, so I'm I don't know,
Speaker 6: maybe if they're the Peto's you know, you know, you see.
Speaker 9: How the I'm still not pro death penalty because you
Speaker 9: cannot prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that somebody
Speaker 9: did something.
Speaker 6: So what if what if you catch them with the
Speaker 6: fucking knife in their hand while they're murdering five children
Speaker 6: in the act?
Speaker 9: Cause I guess I guess in that extraordinarily unlikely of situations.
Speaker 4: Sure, that's different, but at that point, just shoot him
Speaker 4: on the spot. What's the problem.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you could say that. So a couple I
Speaker 6: guess it was a couple of weeks ago at this
Speaker 6: point the Pope came to Canada right to like apologize
Speaker 6: for the indigenous people.
Speaker 4: That was like fucking two months ago, dude, It's.
Speaker 6: It would have been about a month at this point.
Speaker 6: I would think. I guess a couple couple of weeks.
Speaker 4: Oh that was July that that happened.
Speaker 7: Was it July?
Speaker 4: I thought it was fucking July.
Speaker 7: I guess it was the end of July.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and uh, they paid him thirty four million dollars
Speaker 6: to come down here and apologize to the indigenous people.
Speaker 6: And then meanwhile people get shipt on when they were headdresses,
Speaker 6: but the indigenous people put a headdress on the pope, and.
Speaker 7: There was people like, what the fuck, man.
Speaker 9: Do you really think that the pope got paid thirty
Speaker 9: four million dollars?
Speaker 4: What the fuck is the pope gonna do with an extra.
Speaker 7: Th You can look it up.
Speaker 9: They hold the They literally have the largest fucking like
Speaker 9: horde of treasure in their world.
Speaker 6: They're saying they paid thirty four million dollars for his flight,
Speaker 6: for where he stayed, like all the commodities that they
Speaker 6: brought him over here.
Speaker 9: Fucking piece of ship takes a vow of poverty, and
Speaker 9: they paid thirty four million.
Speaker 4: You can look at the church.
Speaker 7: I know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Fuck the Catholics. We're gonna come here to apologize. We're
Speaker 6: gonna pay for everything, and it's.
Speaker 4: Just apologize to my fucking dingle berries. You come to.
Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying. It's just like it so drives
Speaker 6: me crazy. It's just like, all right, why do we
Speaker 6: have royal family? Why do we have fucking you know,
Speaker 6: people like the pope now and then modern day society?
Speaker 7: What the fuck are you smoking on?
Speaker 4: Oh my Labowski bowl?
Speaker 6: Oh it's like a that's fucking so awesome. It's fucking
Speaker 6: so it's like a bowling person for all the listeners. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: so for our viewers. If you, uh, Tom, you've seen
Speaker 6: The Big Olbowski.
Speaker 7: Right, yeah, one of my favorite films, and we're gonna
Speaker 7: do it.
Speaker 9: When the when the cops are taking his report about
Speaker 9: the car and they're sitting in his living room, Yeah,
Speaker 9: the one cop picks this up out of the fucking ashtray.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, looks at it and then puts it back down.
Speaker 4: So I got it.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 4: I got it for my birthday. The one year my
Speaker 4: dad was like, what do you want for your birthday?
Speaker 4: I was like, I don't know. Dude's bowl. It's like, oh,
Speaker 4: I can get.
Speaker 7: That, and he got it for you. Yeah that's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 7: Oh damn, I don't have any whatever. Damn it hm
Speaker 7: hmm all right, well, let's get into it.
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, he's dead, all.
Speaker 4: Right, it's all coming together. That is, dude, that is.
Speaker 9: I hate Disney, but that's one of my favorite Disney movies. Also,
Speaker 9: I finally started watching The Boys.
Speaker 6: I've heard that's good. I'm i gotta watch what we
Speaker 6: do in the Shadows. I'm getting through that.
Speaker 9: Yes, yes you do. You're fucking like a decade late
Speaker 9: to the party there, chief.
Speaker 13: I know.
Speaker 6: I'm enjoying it a lot. Chelsea not so much. But
Speaker 6: I don't know if she understands.
Speaker 4: Really Chelsea doesn't like it.
Speaker 7: She's just not a huge fan of the Vampire ship.
Speaker 6: It's not a huge It's just like, yeah, we when
Speaker 6: we watched Dracula outside, she was quite bored. But the
Speaker 6: original Dracula is quite boring. I find Frankenstein, Brad frank
Speaker 6: why wouldn't you watch? I got the I got the
Speaker 6: eight film thing collection of the Hammer films, like a
Speaker 6: bunch of them.
Speaker 7: That was fucking dope.
Speaker 6: And then so tonight we're gonna do a spooky backyard thing.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna actually do a high.
Speaker 6: Dose of mushrooms, probably two two, three grams, and we're
Speaker 6: gonna watch fantastic and three grams.
Speaker 4: Stop being a bitch and just eating eighth.
Speaker 7: Then I'll be like, what do we watch? I was
Speaker 7: gonna watch.
Speaker 4: Extra the Extra half. Graham is really gonna send you
Speaker 4: over the edge.
Speaker 6: So I was gonna watch Hush, but I was like,
Speaker 6: I feel like that freaked me out too much. So
Speaker 6: we're gonna do the fog and uh fantasm, just some.
Speaker 7: Kind of fun.
Speaker 4: Do you want? Do you want some advice?
Speaker 9: Sure, Okay, take it from somebody who's watched some silly
Speaker 9: shit on some drugs. Okay, watching movies while tripping, this
Speaker 9: is gonna fucking completely change the movie.
Speaker 4: Like, for example, Meet the Feebles.
Speaker 9: I watched Meet the Feebles tripping balls on about an
Speaker 9: eighth of mushrooms, and it was not a good time,
Speaker 9: very depressing.
Speaker 4: And it's a funny movie.
Speaker 9: It gets really it's a fucked up funny, like I'm
Speaker 9: weird movie and it's all puppets.
Speaker 4: It's all puppets.
Speaker 9: But at the end of it, like my buddy and
Speaker 9: I who were tripping because we were we were hanging
Speaker 9: out and.
Speaker 4: He's like, yo, it's trip.
Speaker 9: He's like, okay, cool, you want to go camping, Let's
Speaker 9: fucking go out in the woods and just you know,
Speaker 9: trip and he's like, no, let's watch Meet the Feebles.
Speaker 9: And then as soon as it was over, he just
Speaker 9: turns me and goes, I'm sorry, why should we do this? Yeah,
Speaker 9: because like most of the time he's like sitting there
Speaker 9: with his hoodie scrutched up, looking through a hole, and
Speaker 9: he's just.
Speaker 4: Like, that's why I'm sitting in his cone of shame.
Speaker 4: Of Like, dude, this was a horrible idea.
Speaker 6: I'm interested because it'll be funks. I'll be in nature, right,
Speaker 6: but it will be interesting.
Speaker 4: You'll be in a backyard.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna be freaked out though, for sure, because the fog.
Speaker 4: Fog might be cool. Watch on mushrooms, that's gonna freaky.
Speaker 7: And Phantasm is fucking weird.
Speaker 6: I love Fantasm, and I already know, like I want
Speaker 6: to watch the first one, so then me and ChEls
Speaker 6: can watch the second one together. Because I've only seen
Speaker 6: really the first one. I made bits and pieces of
Speaker 6: other ones, so now I got the collection. I kind
Speaker 6: of want to watch them all, like three.
Speaker 14: The Ghost up to they get real unhinged after a while,
Speaker 14: I'm sure, like the and I tried to watch Hell
Speaker 14: Raiser four and five recently horrible, atrocious films, just so bad.
Speaker 9: Because that's when they just started taking into our films
Speaker 9: and inserting hell razor into them, because they're like, oh,
Speaker 9: let's extend the fucking copyright.
Speaker 7: This is called funk master.
Speaker 4: Wait, put a hit.
Speaker 2: Fun.
Speaker 6: It tastes delicious too. It tastes like kind of like
Speaker 6: sure bird or something. It's gonna have.
Speaker 9: Take a hit together, right, all you listeners out there
Speaker 9: at hold up, I don't care.
Speaker 7: Took up. It's fucking Delicia.
Speaker 13: You're jury.
Speaker 4: I don't care if you're working and your grandma in.
Speaker 7: The hospital right now. Fuck yeah, because you know what
Speaker 7: you were?
Speaker 13: Good high man.
Speaker 4: Does how he do? He got wooden balls Man.
Speaker 6: In twenty fifteen, a ninety one year old British man
Speaker 6: living in Canada confessed to murdering a woman outside of
Speaker 6: a nightclub in Carnaby Street. Soihoy ukhi sohy in nineteen
Speaker 6: forty six. This is considered the longest period between a
Speaker 6: crime and a confession and British criminal history.
Speaker 4: Oh wow.
Speaker 6: The unidentified man of which they I guess they don't
Speaker 6: want to identify, which is strange. The identified man offered
Speaker 6: the confession at Canadian police station right after he was
Speaker 6: diagnosed with cancer. Canadian officers informed the British police, who
Speaker 6: promptly sent an investigator to interrogate the man. The victim
Speaker 6: was a prostitute whose name the British man could not recall.
Speaker 6: It's just like I killed so many of them, I
Speaker 6: can't really remember. However, he remembered that he had shot
Speaker 6: her in the head with a pistol. He's like, I
Speaker 6: just didn't know what to do with her, and I'll
Speaker 6: shot her the head.
Speaker 4: My god.
Speaker 6: When British officers showed him pictures of several women, the
Speaker 6: man identified his victim. She had been a twenty six
Speaker 6: year old prostitute called Margaret Cook. Police had never arrested
Speaker 6: a suspect in Cook's murder, even though the man had
Speaker 6: remained in Britain for five years before relocating to Canada.
Speaker 6: Canadian police offered to extradite the man to the UK. However,
Speaker 6: Canadian judges refused to honor the extradition because the man
Speaker 6: was too old. They also thought the trial was unnecessarily
Speaker 6: because he was going to die anyway, and they now
Speaker 6: solve the murder.
Speaker 9: I mean yet, at that point in time, aren't you
Speaker 9: really just wasting resources? Yeah, like some sort of like
Speaker 9: illusion of justice.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: So it's just like it's kind of pointless, especially at
Speaker 6: that age where it's just like they're dead.
Speaker 7: They're like they're on their deathbed. They're old enough.
Speaker 6: Anyway, once you get past like I feel like eighty,
Speaker 6: it's just like leave the guy alone. There's no point
Speaker 6: of putting him in jail.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So I got another one in night.
Speaker 6: So we're gonna go through all these different deathbed confessions.
Speaker 6: I don't know, this may come back later on on
Speaker 6: Strange Brew because there is so many, and like, you know,
Speaker 6: we'll talk about death bed confessions when we talk about
Speaker 6: Tupacs living in Cuba and the guy the Kappa's death
Speaker 6: pen said that he got paid one point.
Speaker 7: Two million dollars to fake Tupac's death.
Speaker 9: Yeah, if you think about it too, like it's a
Speaker 9: very weird thing to confess to something that you didn't
Speaker 9: do on your deathbed.
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's fucking strange.
Speaker 4: Yeah what what what? What?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 4: What motivation?
Speaker 7: What would you gain?
Speaker 9: I get if you're if you're confessing to something that
Speaker 9: you've done and you've like have the you know, the
Speaker 9: religious thing in your head or the spiritual or faith
Speaker 9: thing in your head, and you're like, I have to
Speaker 9: absolve myself of this before I die, and which gets
Speaker 9: to get like a priest or whatever.
Speaker 4: But like what.
Speaker 9: But like what would be the whole point other than
Speaker 9: being like mentally unwell or delusional or anything like that
Speaker 9: will be the point of being like by the way,
Speaker 9: I actually inherited JFK's penis.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just like this this That's why I said
Speaker 6: about the you know, the Flattereth stupid conspiracy. It's just like, Okay,
Speaker 6: all these astronauts a lying, all of them, and we've
Speaker 6: had deathbat confessions about aliens and all this crazy shit
Speaker 6: like Ernid von Brown or whatever fucking whatever you pass
Speaker 6: his name.
Speaker 4: Once ockets not up? Who cans come downs? It's not
Speaker 4: my department, Saidvan Brown.
Speaker 6: So like, okay, so you have like these people that
Speaker 6: confess with that, like when they think, why is there
Speaker 6: some DUDEO has deathbed be like there's flatters.
Speaker 4: That's the thing is that there probably are.
Speaker 9: That ship probably happens constantly and no one just gives
Speaker 9: a fuck.
Speaker 4: Everyone just like okay, shut up, better not be oh
Speaker 4: my god, Tom, If you're that's that's when I leave
Speaker 4: the show. If you become a flat.
Speaker 7: Tard, that's never gonna happen. I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 6: I will be I will believe that the Earth is
Speaker 6: a globe and hollow until I die. Or it's a simulation, which,
Speaker 6: like I said, doesn't matter anyway, probably not a stimulation.
Speaker 9: It means that it can change and be flat. Actually,
Speaker 9: if it's a simulation, that means that it's neither flat
Speaker 9: nor a round.
Speaker 4: It's just numbers, yes, exactly.
Speaker 7: And who fucking knows, really, because I don't know.
Speaker 6: And when I I keep saying, when we die, we'll
Speaker 6: find out what the fuck the truth is about all
Speaker 6: this fucking bullshit.
Speaker 3: Or we won't.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna die, man. That stuff's gonna make me die.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 6: In July nineteen the fuck I ain't never smoked the
Speaker 6: dope like that before in my life.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 7: You just took the most acid I've ever seen any
Speaker 7: man take.
Speaker 4: They we're not busy for like a month.
Speaker 6: In July nineteen ninety five, firefighters discovered the charred remains
Speaker 6: of a woman in an empty house in Nashville, Tennessee.
Speaker 6: Police later identified the woman as thirty five year old
Speaker 6: Joyce Goodner, who had been stabbed and beaten to death.
Speaker 6: Afterwards the murder had placed her body in a rug
Speaker 6: before setting it on fire. That's nice. Police arrested James
Speaker 6: Washington for the murder. He knew Joyce, and Evey admitted
Speaker 6: that he saw on the day she died. However, the
Speaker 6: police could not pin the murder on him because there
Speaker 6: was no DNA evidence at the crime scene. Things changed
Speaker 6: in two thousand and nine when James Washington suffered a
Speaker 6: heart attack while serving a fifteen year sentence for attempted murder.
Speaker 6: Fearing he was gonna die, Washington called by the nearby
Speaker 6: guard James Tomlinson to confess to the nineteen ninety five murder.
Speaker 4: Comme here, James, I gotta tell you something.
Speaker 7: Come here, Come here.
Speaker 6: I killed that bitch. Things went south when Washington, When Washington,
Speaker 6: things went south for Washington. When his heart attack didn't
Speaker 6: prove fatal, Tomlinson informed the authorities about the confession, and
Speaker 6: Washington was charged actually for the murder, and Washington recanted
Speaker 6: the confession and claimed he was hallosinating at the time.
Speaker 7: Actually it was too late.
Speaker 6: He convinced he confessed to murder and was convicted for
Speaker 6: it and says to a life imprisonment.
Speaker 9: How fucked would it be if they're like death, It's like,
Speaker 9: are you fucking serious?
Speaker 4: I gotta reprieve just to get convicted?
Speaker 7: Like so true? So fucked up too that he's like.
Speaker 9: That would to me that would almost be evidence of
Speaker 9: actual karma at.
Speaker 7: Work in the world. Shit that I didn't say that. No,
Speaker 7: you didn't hear me.
Speaker 4: I didn't mean that.
Speaker 13: I didn't mean it.
Speaker 4: No, I thought I was gonna die.
Speaker 6: Uh. In nineteen ninety one, after years of domestic violence,
Speaker 6: Grennold Grenealden, Geraldine Geraldine Drudine, Geraldine Geraldine, that's a fucking
Speaker 6: what did I say the first?
Speaker 7: As a bad pronunciation?
Speaker 6: In nineteen ninety one, after he is a domestic violence
Speaker 6: Geraldine Kelly was shot her and killed her husband and
Speaker 6: stored his body in a freezer at their home and Ventura, California.
Speaker 6: That's pretty fucked, I gotta say, like fucking put her
Speaker 6: husband in a fucking freezer.
Speaker 7: It's like, I've had a fun enough of this ship.
Speaker 7: How about a few drinks?
Speaker 4: You might want to buckle up.
Speaker 9: I mean, I guess everyone has their breaking point, and uh,
Speaker 9: you know, women who snapped tend to and to get
Speaker 9: gruesome with it.
Speaker 7: She told her kids that their father died in a
Speaker 7: car accident.
Speaker 4: Well, she's probably not gonna tell them that she killed.
Speaker 6: Seven years later when she decided to move back to
Speaker 6: somers Somersville, Massachusetts.
Speaker 7: She they hate when I say that she has Massachusis.
Speaker 6: We had a listener that said that he hates the
Speaker 6: way I say Massachusetts, Massachusetts, Massachusetts.
Speaker 9: Massachusetts, mas Look, look look Chusetts Massachusetts.
Speaker 13: Alright.
Speaker 6: She and she had the moving company moved the freezer
Speaker 6: with the body inside, and they driven across country to
Speaker 6: a local storage facility in Somerville. And maybe it's Summerville.
Speaker 6: It's spelt sommer, but uh, what do.
Speaker 4: You do you put? You pronounce it midsummer or Midsommar.
Speaker 7: I say midsummar because of you.
Speaker 4: Because you, because that's how you pronounce it.
Speaker 6: And to that, tell that to the fucking French Canadians
Speaker 6: with their stupid words that don't make sense how they
Speaker 6: pronounce it, and to that it's.
Speaker 4: Because they're they're speaking French Canadian.
Speaker 6: And that's for thirteen years after the murder, Kelly was
Speaker 6: gravely ill with a breast cancer, and confessed to her
Speaker 6: daughter that she had killed their father, claiming he had
Speaker 6: abused her for years, then told her where to find
Speaker 6: his body. Hey, hey, hey, Susie, come here.
Speaker 3: Here, came here.
Speaker 7: I get a real sick right now. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 7: I don't know if I don't have a years ago.
Speaker 6: But uh, you know your father, you know, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: mommy like died in the car, right, yeah.
Speaker 7: No, I killed him. I would have been a freezer.
Speaker 7: You want to go see the freezer.
Speaker 9: I would assume if your deathbed, confessing you don't have
Speaker 9: years left to live, you might have weeks at most.
Speaker 7: That's true.
Speaker 9: So you're like, ready, I don't doctors like you have
Speaker 9: five years to live, and you're like, let me go
Speaker 9: confess that all these crimes are gonna make my last
Speaker 9: five years miserable.
Speaker 6: Authorities investigated and found human reins in the locked, unplugged
Speaker 6: freezers in the storage room.
Speaker 7: That would that would fucking read.
Speaker 4: I thought she at least had the Ah, oh man, that.
Speaker 7: Would fucking.
Speaker 13: That's disgusting.
Speaker 4: Yes, it is, what the fuck?
Speaker 7: So crazy? And uh it's it's crazy.
Speaker 6: But the body, the body was mummified but identified as
Speaker 6: John Kelly based on distinctive tattoos he was known for,
Speaker 6: including a.
Speaker 7: Panther, a.
Speaker 6: CBE pie doll. What the fuck is a QB doll?
Speaker 6: What the fuck is a QUBY doll?
Speaker 4: The little plastic doll they usually put him in like
Speaker 4: those Marty rock cakes.
Speaker 6: Don't know what the fuck you're talking about. That's strange.
Speaker 6: I don't know what a QP doll is.
Speaker 9: I had somebody had to explain it to me too,
Speaker 9: because like I've heard the expression, somebody happened.
Speaker 7: I'm like, what the fuck is a q Who gets that? Tattle?
Speaker 4: Explain its me? Google it really quickly.
Speaker 6: See it a QP doll? Everyone looked this up. That's
Speaker 6: on the audio. If you don't know what it is,
Speaker 6: because I clearly don't a QP doll.
Speaker 4: You're gonna look at me like, oh that fuck?
Speaker 6: Why would he have that tattooed on him?
Speaker 9: So cuby doll is in the hanky code. It means
Speaker 9: something in early gay cruising communities.
Speaker 6: So this guy, yo, he was gay, and she fucking
Speaker 6: murdered his ass because she caught him sucking dick.
Speaker 7: That's what actually happened. That's what actually happened.
Speaker 13: It's about to get strange. Motherfucker.
Speaker 7: That's what happened. I'm telling you that's what happened.
Speaker 13: Man.
Speaker 7: Why would he have that tattoo anyway?
Speaker 6: And he's got a fucking panther, this doll that clearly
Speaker 6: indicates that he's gay, and then a skull, so that's
Speaker 6: how they could identify him. His skull's probably had a
Speaker 6: cigar smoking on it. The cause of death was a
Speaker 6: gunshot to the back of the head. Interesting fact. The
Speaker 6: District Attorney of Somerville. Somerville said it wasn't clear if
Speaker 6: Kelly wanted to unburden herself or if she wanted her
Speaker 6: children to know, so if they found the body, they
Speaker 6: wouldn't be blamed for it.
Speaker 4: It's weird, right, I can't find the hanky coat thing.
Speaker 4: I gotta find my actual cop.
Speaker 7: I don't know what a hanky coat is.
Speaker 6: When you said that, I thought it was mister Christmas pooh.
Speaker 7: I've never been cruising.
Speaker 9: No no, I'm saying if you have never seen cruising
Speaker 9: without the gino, No, it's a murder mystery.
Speaker 4: No okay, never mind, we'll talk about it off here.
Speaker 6: I watched Garface and Devil's advocate and that's about it.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 7: I've never seen.
Speaker 9: You're gonna sit over there, Thomas with a straight face
Speaker 9: and tell me you don't know the Patino movies?
Speaker 7: Like I thought you knew that. That's actually pretty good.
Speaker 4: Also, how is the Godfather of Patino movies?
Speaker 6: And I fuck you in your face? You know it's crazy.
Speaker 6: I love gagster films. I've seen Godfather like once.
Speaker 4: That's long. Yeah it's cinema, but it's like me, whatever,
Speaker 4: I don't I know.
Speaker 6: And I was listening to like another show that was
Speaker 6: talking about I was like, I was like, do I
Speaker 6: need to revisit it?
Speaker 7: Yes? You are?
Speaker 9: I think maybe you go ahead, you get you a
Speaker 9: big old balla pasta and you sit down there.
Speaker 4: What's the fucking Godfather?
Speaker 7: I like when Danny Carvey does it in master disguise. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I guess.
Speaker 8: You.
Speaker 6: Alerly man claims he committed There's an elderly man and
Speaker 6: he claims he committed the assassination his what am I
Speaker 6: missing something?
Speaker 4: You usually are?
Speaker 13: Yah?
Speaker 7: Huh huh.
Speaker 6: So this guy claims he was an assassin and he
Speaker 6: committed his assassinations between August nineteen fifty nine. In March
Speaker 6: nineteen seventy two at the time when he says the
Speaker 6: CIA had its own agenda, He says he was part
Speaker 6: of two operative cells of five members who carried out
Speaker 6: political assassinations across the country. Most of his victims were
Speaker 6: political activists, journalists, and.
Speaker 7: Union leaders.
Speaker 6: Corporations murdered him, but he also claims that he killed
Speaker 6: a few scientists an artists whose ideas represent a threat
Speaker 6: to the interest of the United States.
Speaker 7: What artists do you think that he fucking murdered?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 4: Andy Warhol? No, any Warhol didn't die from getting shot.
Speaker 4: Andy Warhold died from something else.
Speaker 7: Did he die from AIDS or is that just a stote?
Speaker 6: I think you're being a homophobic sh Yeah. And at
Speaker 6: the time when Andy Warhol was the thing, he was
Speaker 6: definitely on drugs and partying a fuckload.
Speaker 9: Oh dude, Uh so you would be good for the
Speaker 9: big drug was speed at the factory found.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't mind maybe doing him eventually, for which we
Speaker 6: have to get him back into fairly soon, maybe November
Speaker 6: is you know, Warhol died of attack following gall bladder surgery.
Speaker 7: That's a shitty way to die.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but he I mean, he was shot, so it
Speaker 9: wasn't what his cause of death was.
Speaker 6: There, so this elderly man was named mister Hodges, and
Speaker 6: mister Hodges says that marily Monroe remains unique among his victims.
Speaker 6: She was the only woman he ever assassinated. Kennedy's He
Speaker 6: said that he worked along with the CIA, the CIA
Speaker 6: it's own agenda, but he was now he worked for
Speaker 6: the CIA, but wasn't a CIA operative at least that's
Speaker 6: what he says. But who knows. This could be full
Speaker 6: of shit.
Speaker 9: Here's the only thing with all the Kennedy stuff, Kennedy
Speaker 9: was not beloved by the nation until after he was dead.
Speaker 7: It's kind of true, because I mean very true.
Speaker 9: Like he had his you know, he had the people
Speaker 9: that liked him, but he wasn't really considered a great
Speaker 9: president like he was. Well, a lot of people considered
Speaker 9: that he was the reason that we almost got into
Speaker 9: World War three because.
Speaker 7: I heard that he was pushing some shady shu.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not.
Speaker 9: I'm not disagreeing that Kennedy was, you know not, I'm not.
Speaker 9: I'm not weighing in on what kind of a president
Speaker 9: Kennedy was.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I wasn't alive in that time. I
Speaker 4: have no fucking idea.
Speaker 6: I like what he says, and I liked his brother,
Speaker 6: and when his brother said, but his brother supposed to
Speaker 6: be has ties with false Woods, which was the rigged
Speaker 6: school shootings to fucking bring an into guns according to
Speaker 6: some shit I read, some shit you read. I don't
Speaker 6: know it was a book I read or something that
Speaker 6: said that he was tied.
Speaker 9: To according to this pamphlet this guy handed me at
Speaker 9: the bus stop, and I swear I get all of
Speaker 9: my informa.
Speaker 6: We are in a conspiracy theory podcast, and I will
Speaker 6: fucking I will. I will stand on the point of
Speaker 6: the conspiracy until the day I died. Just he claims
Speaker 6: he has no regrets. However, he says that she became
Speaker 6: a threat to security of the country and.
Speaker 7: Had to be eliminated.
Speaker 6: And the FBI arrested the man after he was saying
Speaker 6: these wild accusations.
Speaker 7: So that's fucking.
Speaker 13: That's fucking strange.
Speaker 4: That's real fucking strange.
Speaker 6: If this holds any merit and they actually did arrest him,
Speaker 6: it would have that would have been weird if the
Speaker 6: FBI actually was like, all right, is this guy confessing
Speaker 6: to something that like, because I feel like the FBI
Speaker 6: like shakes hands with the fucking CIA.
Speaker 7: They're all fucking buddies out there.
Speaker 9: Maybe, but also like the same thing with like the
Speaker 9: reason why serial killers got away with it for as
Speaker 9: long as they did. I don't have injured departm mental
Speaker 9: relationships are all that great. Like the branches of the
Speaker 9: military don't even like each other. I don't know if
Speaker 9: you're aware of this in Canada, but like we have
Speaker 9: like military rivalries where it's like the Marines hate Navy.
Speaker 4: People fucking hate them.
Speaker 9: Uh, the air Force thinks every other branch of the
Speaker 9: military is fucking stupid.
Speaker 7: The air Force, you have to be more like they're
Speaker 7: all pretty intelligent.
Speaker 4: No, that's the stereotype.
Speaker 9: You have to You have to have like a high IQ,
Speaker 9: at least high enough to go into the Air Force.
Speaker 4: You don't need a high IQ to go in the Marines.
Speaker 4: You don't need a high IQ.
Speaker 7: Brutal like the Marines is like a brutal boot camp.
Speaker 4: Though people with the high IQ sign up for the
Speaker 4: fucking Marines.
Speaker 7: It's true, that's true, but do they get in.
Speaker 9: I notice to all of our Marine listeners out there.
Speaker 9: If you're a mensa scholar and a marine.
Speaker 6: Please tell me I know for a fact that the
Speaker 6: boot camp is like beyond brutal.
Speaker 7: Is that they of.
Speaker 4: Course it is. No, I'm not saying they're not tough.
Speaker 9: I'm not saying they're not fucking ridiculously like brutal motherfuckers.
Speaker 9: And I'm sure tactically they're smart. But the stereotype is
Speaker 9: that they're all just a bunch of guerrilla.
Speaker 6: And the one thing that they did not do is
Speaker 6: kill Osama bin Laden.
Speaker 7: I do fucking not. I do not think so.
Speaker 6: I believe Assam bin Laden actually died uh in Bush's error.
Speaker 6: And so there's a theory. Let's just get into a
Speaker 6: quick theory. We're talking about deathbed confessions. You could kind
Speaker 6: of say that someone might have said this, but they
Speaker 6: probably didn't.
Speaker 7: But uh, there's the.
Speaker 6: Theory right that goes that, uh, Sam bin Laden probably
Speaker 6: died of natural causes and they fucking knew about it.
Speaker 6: That's like that he just died of dialysis. He was
Speaker 6: on dalysis, Like he just died kidney failure. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 6: kidney failure. My grandfather was on it on Dallas for
Speaker 6: years and then eventually just youdka and you die.
Speaker 7: And so that's what I this is actually what I
Speaker 7: subscribe to.
Speaker 6: What I believe is that he died in Bush's error,
Speaker 6: and and the election was coming up anyway, and Bush
Speaker 6: was already like down the polls. That they had an
Speaker 6: idea that they were going to bring it out and
Speaker 6: be like, oh my god, Bush got Osama bin Lad
Speaker 6: and to get his polls like higher and ranking voting
Speaker 6: and stuff like that. But they thought that it was
Speaker 6: kind of a waste, so they did it during the
Speaker 6: Obama administration because as soon as people stopped liking Obama,
Speaker 6: oh my god, he found Osama.
Speaker 7: And then their name's Rhyme.
Speaker 6: It's like, this is perfect timing, everybody.
Speaker 7: I love that.
Speaker 4: Your biggest point of evidence is their name is Rhyme.
Speaker 7: I am the slightest man alive. You are.
Speaker 4: You get no argument here.
Speaker 6: William William Desmond Taylor was a pioneer director in the
Speaker 6: silent movie Ara. That's fun. That's fun, directing a total
Speaker 6: of fifty nine films over an eight year period. That's
Speaker 6: a lot of films. It's a lot of films. And
Speaker 6: that's from nineteen fourteen and eight years obviously is like
Speaker 6: nineteen twenty two ish, right.
Speaker 7: Am I right?
Speaker 6: However, Taylor's career was dramatically cut short oh when he
Speaker 6: was shot in the dead in February nineteen twenty two.
Speaker 6: His murder remains unsolved, though the actress Margaret Gibson reportedly
Speaker 6: confessed to the crime forty two years later.
Speaker 4: Forty two years later, while he's dying.
Speaker 6: Well, he's dead, He's been dead for years. While she's dying,
Speaker 6: Margaret Margaret Gibson. Margaret Gibson had worked with Taylor in
Speaker 6: the early part of his career and was twenty seven
Speaker 6: at the time of his murder. Forty years after the crime,
Speaker 6: she reportedly confessed to a neighbor that she was Taylor's killer,
Speaker 6: and after she suffered a heart attack. Furthermore, Gibson had
Speaker 6: made reportedly made similar comments in the early nineteen sixties
Speaker 6: when she became hysterical after seeing a segment about Taylor's
Speaker 6: murder on TV. How do you think she reacted when
Speaker 6: she saw this hysterically?
Speaker 4: Did she uh stamp her card and yell bingo.
Speaker 7: No, ho'd I got im backing? I actually killed that guy.
Speaker 7: Oh God, he's so fucking That's the last thing I
Speaker 7: needed to realize.
Speaker 6: Bengo Bengo that's fine, so fucking crazy. When Charlie Ross
Speaker 6: was kidnapped in eighteen forty seven, his case caused a
Speaker 6: media storm as a result of the four year old's
Speaker 6: family wealth because there was a ransom, and I was
Speaker 6: debating on it because I read like I read like
Speaker 6: the most famous. I read a book called the Biggest
Speaker 6: Crimes or whatever in American History or something like that,
Speaker 6: and they talked about the Linn Burger baby with cheese,
Speaker 6: and I don't know if baby the Linn Burger baby,
Speaker 6: he was delicious in the oven. Albert Fish gave me
Speaker 6: the recipe, and uh, I actually do it. And the
Speaker 6: story is interesting, and I don't think a lot of
Speaker 6: people actually know it nowadays. Because I listened to like
Speaker 6: we were talked about, which eventually I would love to
Speaker 6: get in the ramses has talked about like all this
Speaker 6: the main like Lizzie Borden might be an interesting one
Speaker 6: to eventually talk about, even though it's fairly well known.
Speaker 6: But I feel like now kids are becoming disconnected as
Speaker 6: they get the younger kids don't know about some of
Speaker 6: these older stories that we were told as a kid,
Speaker 6: as like folklore, even like stuff like bloody married urban legends.
Speaker 6: I feel like they're not getting that exposure to that
Speaker 6: weird side of life anymore because they're too plugged in
Speaker 6: their phones and shit. That's what I believe. Like you
Speaker 6: see theseus where kids.
Speaker 4: Are still into weird shit everybody, I mean on the internet. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but weird shit. It's always been weird, man.
Speaker 9: I'm sure there are people that are older than them,
Speaker 9: you know, their parents and their grandparents that are telling
Speaker 9: them the ship the same way that we learned about.
Speaker 6: Maybe most parents seem fucking jaded and all fucked up.
Speaker 6: You see him walk around their eyes fucking open, like.
Speaker 4: Most people seem jaded and fucked up.
Speaker 7: That's true.
Speaker 6: Uh So, However, after the months passed, there were still
Speaker 6: no news of little Ross. Uh That was until police
Speaker 6: foiled a burglary in December nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 7: They put they foiled a Burger Which direct.
Speaker 4: Would you rather foil the burglary or burglar foilery?
Speaker 7: I don't know. So the police unit, yeah, they were full.
Speaker 6: They foiled a Burger burglary in December ninth, eighteen seventy four,
Speaker 6: including professional criminal Bill Moser and Joe Douglas. I've heard
Speaker 6: the name Joe Mos or Bill Moser. I feel like, but.
Speaker 4: Are you with Scott Moser because you're a giant.
Speaker 7: Ah, that's probably right.
Speaker 6: While Moser died at the scene, Douglas survived the shootout.
Speaker 7: Oh fucking Douglas Man.
Speaker 6: Douglas is back the bunny Man, Douglas bunny Man is
Speaker 6: going to get you.
Speaker 4: What are you doing?
Speaker 7: Oh man?
Speaker 6: That has like a giant amount of fucking downloads on it.
Speaker 6: I don't know why people were so interested by Easter.
Speaker 4: Douglas who the Fuse has an Easter episode?
Speaker 6: I know it is true and will be coming uh
Speaker 6: and there will be uh Halloween special and we're talking
Speaker 6: on works to do Halloween Live special for everyone out
Speaker 6: there listening to this prior, be sure to keep your
Speaker 6: ears open for that on the Instagram as as your podcast,
Speaker 6: because hopefully it'll be me, Aaron, Billy, and Anton, all
Speaker 6: four of us would be fun and uh So it's
Speaker 6: pretty crazy. So obviously, like they they caught up with
Speaker 6: these burglars, and you know, Douglas was still alive after
Speaker 6: a fucking shootout, pew pew. But this is like the
Speaker 6: eight look late eighteen hundred, so they're just stuffing fucking
Speaker 6: little balls and handguns. Stupid, I need to reload. That's
Speaker 6: pretty much how it was. Beat Douglas survived the shoe
Speaker 6: long enough to confess to the kidnap of Ross. The
Speaker 6: youngest brother who was there and when he was abducted,
Speaker 6: was later taken to view the two criminals bodies and
Speaker 6: he confirmed that they indeed were the men who took
Speaker 6: his took his sibling. Unfortunately, Ross was never found and
Speaker 6: nobody knows what happened to him. Nobody knows. Man, nobody
Speaker 6: knows because no I I am. They were sneaky, the sneakiest,
Speaker 6: and well I think he he like he survived long
Speaker 6: enough to confess, right, So.
Speaker 7: This is the place where the day speak.
Speaker 6: He was.
Speaker 4: Let me out of this fucking box.
Speaker 7: Wait what? Uh?
Speaker 6: Roy Roy Heath admitted to the murder uh minute to
Speaker 6: murder after police located human reigns beneath the patio of
Speaker 6: his flat in London, England, in twenty ten. At the
Speaker 6: time of his confession, Heath Ledger was terminally ill, just
Speaker 6: joking sleep better than Heath Ledger under a dream catcher?
Speaker 13: Nice?
Speaker 4: Okay, Who's whose lyric is that?
Speaker 7: Diabolic?
Speaker 6: Roy Heath and made a murder after they fat he
Speaker 6: remains under his apartment with.
Speaker 7: That's what a flat is for everyone that's not from
Speaker 7: that area.
Speaker 4: Why why do you bury the remains in your fucking house?
Speaker 7: Gasey did it? Why because he wants to dream about
Speaker 7: the little boys.
Speaker 13: Man.
Speaker 4: He's like, hey, that's something.
Speaker 9: Seriously, I guess if you're thirty two fucking bodies, sure,
Speaker 9: but one and you're like in the house, you and.
Speaker 7: I want to get into it eventually.
Speaker 6: But you think Gasey just like liked thinking about, like
Speaker 6: when he's sleeping that they were underneath him, so to speak,
Speaker 6: Like do you.
Speaker 9: Think they're probably some either that or like he was
Speaker 9: just like, if they're here, then I know that they're here.
Speaker 4: Not no one's gonna find them because he has to
Speaker 4: come in here.
Speaker 7: Like that's true, that's actually good.
Speaker 6: Uh, And that's not gonna be for a while because,
Speaker 6: like I said, we're gonna we're slowly just leading up.
Speaker 6: He might be thirty five, thirty six by the time
Speaker 6: we actually get into the into.
Speaker 4: Like case you out there, we'll be dead.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because there's so many seriraculars to get to first
Speaker 6: in the succession of years at least, so h Heath
Speaker 6: was termally ill, and he was actually resident at a hospice. Nonetheless,
Speaker 6: when police asked him about the skeleton, he admitted to
Speaker 6: strangling a man to death twelve years prior.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 7: That's an intimate way.
Speaker 4: To get out, and he said, you found my Halloween decorations.
Speaker 7: Yeah that.
Speaker 6: Is, you know that is that's pretty fucked up, maybe,
Speaker 6: like and that's very intimate. Strangling is very like an
Speaker 6: intimate way to murder somebody.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's up close and personal for sure.
Speaker 7: That's why. That's why how I'll kill Billy.
Speaker 9: You're gonna face them like this, or you're gonna like
Speaker 9: behind with the rope like you're a mafioso.
Speaker 6: I feel like I gotta face him, look him in
Speaker 6: the eyes as I do it. It'll be like when
Speaker 6: I'm about to die, my hands will be really brittle.
Speaker 6: So it'll take a long time because I'm like, you're.
Speaker 4: Going out with me. You're just not actually strangling him
Speaker 4: at all. You're just you think you are, and he's
Speaker 4: just like.
Speaker 7: All this ship. You both just fall over and die
Speaker 7: because we're exerted.
Speaker 4: No, you didn't die.
Speaker 9: You're both just dumb and you pot yourselves and then
Speaker 9: you wake up and you're like ah, and then you
Speaker 9: go back at it and you keep trying it.
Speaker 4: And that's that's how you guys spend eternity. It's just uh.
Speaker 8: Each.
Speaker 6: Heath named the man as Iraq born Mohammed Taki Muhammad Tuki,
Speaker 6: who had been last seen at the doctor's appointment. In
Speaker 6: January nineteen ninety eight. Police located remains beneath the layer
Speaker 6: of concrete at Heath's home, flying a tip off for it,
Speaker 6: and unfortunately, though the killer was never brought to justice,
Speaker 6: as he died thirteen days after his confession, did give
Speaker 6: a motive. He didn't say shit, really why he like
Speaker 6: murdered him? And this I don't know. This guy sounds
Speaker 6: like a white guy murdering an Iraq guy.
Speaker 7: So he's like, you bombed the fucking two towers. It's like, no,
Speaker 7: that was bush man, that was burs Huh fucking weird.
Speaker 10: Eh.
Speaker 6: If you don't want to look up Roy Heath, you
Speaker 6: can see if he uh he killed him.
Speaker 7: You know what? No, we always say, well sometimes that
Speaker 7: is better.
Speaker 15: Yes.
Speaker 6: Indeed, what is happening out there with Charles's.
Speaker 7: Yellowing at me.
Speaker 6: Christ And November two thousand and eight, Sharon Diane Crawford Smith.
Speaker 7: Man, that is a fucking mouthful. This is my wife, Sharon.
Speaker 6: Diane Crawford Smith, the second third cousin removed, admitted to
Speaker 6: killing two of her ice cream store co workers forty
Speaker 6: years prior, the woman Constance smooths her Vanna.
Speaker 7: What is with these fucking names?
Speaker 6: This woman is Diane Crawford Smith and she killed Constance
Speaker 6: Smooth's her vaneyar is because.
Speaker 4: Only one of them was allowed to have the most ridiculous.
Speaker 6: Name, and Caroline her Vanier Perry, so obviously there was they's.
Speaker 4: Bought of hyphens? How many hyphens between the three of them?
Speaker 6: They are no hyphens. I don't know if you would
Speaker 6: hyphen hyphen a hyphen?
Speaker 4: Can you hyphen the hyphen?
Speaker 9: Though?
Speaker 13: So?
Speaker 4: Do you think hyphens are.
Speaker 7: Hype Hyphi for the WiFi.
Speaker 6: They were shot dead at their place of work in Stratton, Virginia,
Speaker 6: strattuon Stratton whatever, Sir, Virginia Home sweet for Virginia, what's that?
Speaker 6: Virginia sign?
Speaker 9: Country Roads and home suite home into a weird just
Speaker 9: horrible medley.
Speaker 6: But their murders would go unsolved for over four decades
Speaker 6: until Smith finally confessed to the crime. Smith had been
Speaker 6: dealing with kidney and heart problems when she confessed the murders.
Speaker 6: She told cops that she had killed the two victims because, uh,
Speaker 6: they teased her for being gay? Anton, Do you approve.
Speaker 4: Of her murdering somebody because she was being teased?
Speaker 13: Though?
Speaker 7: Why not?
Speaker 4: Because I think there.
Speaker 9: Are better ways of handling that than murder.
Speaker 7: To kick your ans and murder you for calling me gay.
Speaker 6: According to the police manuscript obtained by CNN in two
Speaker 6: thousand and nine.
Speaker 7: Smith said how was just pushed too far.
Speaker 6: As a result, she was subsequently charged with first and
Speaker 6: re murdered prior to her death in January two thousand
Speaker 6: and nine.
Speaker 7: So like, they charged her with murder.
Speaker 6: But she died anyway, yep. So it's a really good
Speaker 6: time to admit murder.
Speaker 9: That's like when people are like posthumously convicted of things
Speaker 9: where they're like, yeah, yeah, you did it, even though
Speaker 9: you've been dead for twenty years.
Speaker 6: It's like, wait, what, that's fucking stupid. Didn't somebody say
Speaker 6: that you're one of your friends that I swear way
Speaker 6: too much?
Speaker 4: Oh no, I don't think.
Speaker 6: So, you said somebody listening to the podcast I swear
Speaker 6: like a fucking sailor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you do.
Speaker 9: The word fuck.
Speaker 4: I looked at her fucking.
Speaker 9: Out fucking sight.
Speaker 7: Stupid setup.
Speaker 4: Was that joke worth it? Did the payoff?
Speaker 7: Not really?
Speaker 6: But you did say that at one point that I
Speaker 6: feel like it.
Speaker 7: Was prior episode.
Speaker 4: Give me a break if you do go back.
Speaker 6: And listen to even ones with me, and like when
Speaker 6: me and Billy kind of started this shit, we were
Speaker 6: like hammered half the time. And when you're that drunk
Speaker 6: and stuff, you say fucking like swear a lot to
Speaker 6: fill in the gaps of your like intelligence lacking.
Speaker 9: Those aren't Those aren't the episodes that he was talking about, though,
Speaker 9: a lot of them are the ones that you and
Speaker 9: I did together us.
Speaker 4: This person is from New Jersey, so you swear a lot.
Speaker 7: That's fun.
Speaker 4: New Jersey's like that guy says fuck a ton.
Speaker 6: After Alice mock accused Wayman Camille Junior of rape in
Speaker 6: nineteen seventy five. He was sentenced to fifteen years in
Speaker 6: prison for the offense.
Speaker 4: Oh waym your Camille.
Speaker 6: Yeah, according to Mock, Wayman, his name is Wayman Camille Junior.
Speaker 7: That's a that's a name, people. These people got.
Speaker 4: Every name in this story is so far is just like,
Speaker 4: what what the fuck?
Speaker 6: Alice Mock, I've never heard of a cover of Wayland
Speaker 6: like waym Smithers.
Speaker 7: But Wayman, Wayman.
Speaker 4: Yeah, are you just saying Raymond with a lisp?
Speaker 7: No, it's fucking Wayman.
Speaker 13: No.
Speaker 9: I know I'm saying the person that named the person,
Speaker 9: like I want to name my thumb Wayman, way.
Speaker 4: Wayman. Are you saying Raymond?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: Wayman, Like it's a you like when this.
Speaker 9: Is the birth certificate. Man, I'm marking a W on this,
Speaker 9: just so you know your t's gonna hate you.
Speaker 6: It's like when Ricky names his kid hotel by accident.
Speaker 6: He puts like the name for tral Park Boys fans,
Speaker 6: he puts like the fucking he puts the where he lives.
Speaker 6: It's like at the hotel in the name, and in
Speaker 6: his location, he puts the actual name of his kid.
Speaker 7: His son on the berth is named hotel.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I love.
Speaker 7: It got worse as it went, but it's still fucking
Speaker 7: fairly funny.
Speaker 4: So it's Jay Rock Left. I was kind of done.
Speaker 6: He's also kind of a fucking weirdo, prick asshole. Anyway,
Speaker 6: I've heard.
Speaker 9: We fucking talking about he's a weirdo prick assole. He
Speaker 9: seems like a really upstanding dude from everything I've heard.
Speaker 6: There's something I heard about him recently while I was like, hmm,
Speaker 6: sketchy character.
Speaker 9: I don't know, man, When you guys were having those wildfires,
Speaker 9: he personally paid to fucking get a bunch of people
Speaker 9: flown out.
Speaker 6: Those wildfires were caused by drones. There is literally video
Speaker 6: footage that you can see and it's like, this is.
Speaker 7: Just controlled fire.
Speaker 6: So they use drones to control fire so we can
Speaker 6: burn stuff down.
Speaker 7: But this one's weird, man. Everything is.
Speaker 6: It's like the fucking shit in California. There was people
Speaker 6: that houses weren't burnt down around like rich people and
Speaker 6: like we had sprinklers, that's why our house didn't burn.
Speaker 6: But meanwhile, targeted places were burnt down, so they can
Speaker 6: fucking they could burn out all the foursts so no
Speaker 6: one can go out and live in the wilderness and
Speaker 6: actually live off the grid because they want you to
Speaker 6: come to the inner cities, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4: Tom has gone full, so she did.
Speaker 6: According to Ma, Camille also robbed her, but on her
Speaker 6: bed she had admitted that she had invited Camille or
Speaker 6: Wayman Wayman Camille into her apartment and actually robbed him
Speaker 6: once he passed.
Speaker 4: Come help mommy in the kitchen.
Speaker 11: Wayman, and I turned the fucking frogs gay fuck before passing,
Speaker 11: Mack revealed the true story to her neighbor.
Speaker 6: Mock only made the claim because she didn't want her
Speaker 6: landlord to know that she had invited a black man
Speaker 6: into her apartment.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry, but I could have kind of I kind
Speaker 7: of was. I kind of could tell by the name.
Speaker 7: I can't.
Speaker 6: I'm I guess I could see him white man with
Speaker 6: the name Wayman. I could see it.
Speaker 7: Wayne.
Speaker 4: Hashtag cancel Strange group podcasts.
Speaker 7: Sh That's why he might come on the podcast and
Speaker 7: I can make jokes.
Speaker 4: She that is the last thing that we're gonna get
Speaker 4: canceled for.
Speaker 7: That's why Billy Alex is always on. He's like, I
Speaker 7: like what Alex is on? I can say the Edward.
Speaker 7: I was like, No, you can't just see he's raight
Speaker 7: beside you. Doesn't mean that you can say.
Speaker 4: I want to see it.
Speaker 9: Where he keeps saying it and he just gets fu
Speaker 9: punched or slapped every time like that, not even a football,
Speaker 9: just the back of the head like slap time.
Speaker 6: Just as a joke. We'll put this out there. I
Speaker 6: said it once in this entire podcast. Let me know
Speaker 6: if you find the episode. I know what one it is,
Speaker 6: so if you could find it. And I'm surprised I
Speaker 6: didn't edit it out, but I think I said I
Speaker 6: kept it because it wasn't a funny joke. Let's see
Speaker 6: if you can find it somewhere. I'm not Joe Rogan.
Speaker 6: I didn't say like seventy times. I said it once
Speaker 6: on one episode, and yes, go back and you'll find
Speaker 6: it if you listened far enough back. She also didn't
Speaker 6: want Wayman to know he had taken money for from
Speaker 6: her from him, I mean, so like like she she
Speaker 6: just didn't say anything, and she blames She's like, this.
Speaker 7: Guy fucking ragged me even though.
Speaker 6: She invited him over robbed him, and then she was like,
Speaker 6: oh no, he raped me. And the thing is it
Speaker 6: just shows that you know that the whole theory believe
Speaker 6: every woman. I should believe most of them if they
Speaker 6: have definitive proof.
Speaker 9: I don't think that you believe every that's so and
Speaker 9: the pejorative is good for anything. No, I think you
Speaker 9: should believe what the evidence in front of you, says, and.
Speaker 6: This right here proves She's like, I robbed this guy,
Speaker 6: so I said that he rated me and then he
Speaker 6: went in prison for fifteen fucking years.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's fucking horrible. And that's I'm not even you know,
Speaker 9: an uncommon thing. I'm sure that happened more than ever.
Speaker 6: Especially back in the day with black men during certain times,
Speaker 6: because you would have the white woman lust for the
Speaker 6: black man, so to speak, especially during uh, when you're
Speaker 6: getting out of the times where obviously when the slaves
Speaker 6: were freed, and then you go kind of forward history
Speaker 6: with no water fountain, bullshit, all that stuff, right, and
Speaker 6: you have a woman that's messed around with like a
Speaker 6: black dude, and then she gets caught and she actually
Speaker 6: maybe it was falling for him, but to so she
Speaker 6: doesn't get I feel like murdered herself or targeted herself
Speaker 6: for abuse. She says that he raped her, and I
Speaker 6: believe that happened as shitload.
Speaker 4: No, there's numerous examples of that happening in history.
Speaker 9: And what's that was even worse is that it's not
Speaker 9: just so she doesn't get shot or murdered, but half
Speaker 9: the time it's just to save face publicly.
Speaker 6: Yes, she would be a shamed for like, it's so
Speaker 6: fucked were living a humans suck?
Speaker 7: They just suck. After Mack's confession, Wayman was.
Speaker 6: Released from prison nineteen eighty seven, after I think fifteen years.
Speaker 9: Please tell me the man got some sort of fucking
Speaker 9: compensation for this.
Speaker 4: Um.
Speaker 7: He got to enslave five, five white women.
Speaker 9: Got he got to go kick her in the cunt,
Speaker 9: just once, wearing cowboy boots.
Speaker 4: Just just a full on hoope in the front butt.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's true, that is bullshit. She just wants some cocoa, everybody.
Speaker 6: In April nineteen fifty seven, fishermen located the remains of
Speaker 6: Willie Edmund all these names man on the banks of
Speaker 6: Alabama River, ten miles out from Montgomery.
Speaker 9: Was he wrapped in a slicker and he had a
Speaker 9: hook for a hand, and you know he was like
Speaker 9: you hit me.
Speaker 4: And he had a whole bunch of notes that said,
Speaker 4: I know what you did last.
Speaker 6: I gotta I want to go back, and I feel
Speaker 6: like it's worth a watch.
Speaker 4: I got both of them, I got one intwo. I
Speaker 4: got him for a buck each at the flea market.
Speaker 7: That's what I'm really trying to look for his cheap movies.
Speaker 6: I bought like a four over the weekend that I
Speaker 6: just bought like a movie store. I'm trying to like
Speaker 6: look for and I'm gonna make a huge collection. Chelsea
Speaker 6: thinks we don't need more ship, but I think I do.
Speaker 6: So I'm gonna have a huge collection of horror movies
Speaker 6: and just keep building them over the years. And do
Speaker 6: you I always think of scary movie and it's just like,
Speaker 6: I'm I'm still alive, Okay, no problem. He's like wiping
Speaker 6: off his boot. I'm still It's fine, guys, And then
Speaker 6: he like chucks the thing backwards and it fucking smokes
Speaker 6: him in the head.
Speaker 4: Where's the foot? Do you want to copy of Red State?
Speaker 6: No, we're gonna do that for would you for what
Speaker 6: you want to do that for?
Speaker 5: For?
Speaker 7: Fuck?
Speaker 4: Ken, I have a copy of it.
Speaker 9: I just found out the other day that I guess
Speaker 9: the cheapest version of it online now is seventy five bucks.
Speaker 6: So I'm like, what, Yeah, ill it flopped.
Speaker 9: It didn't do great, so they I mean, I don't
Speaker 9: think that they made a bunch more DVDs, so they're
Speaker 9: probably all in the.
Speaker 4: Hands of collectors, right now I drange have a copy
Speaker 4: of Tusks somewhere. I can't remember what the.
Speaker 7: I know we should do.
Speaker 6: That's got to be a commentary episode for the Patreon. Yes,
Speaker 6: fucked a commentary and I think an unreal review because
Speaker 6: that movie is absolutely fucking.
Speaker 9: I want to do an unreal review of Red State,
Speaker 9: and I think we should release that around the same
Speaker 9: time we do a Waco episode.
Speaker 7: Uh I, me and Billy have done a wacoed you forgot?
Speaker 7: You forget?
Speaker 4: I mean another Waco episode?
Speaker 7: A yah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, how could what else can we cover? That
Speaker 6: he didn't fuck the kids because he probably didn't. They
Speaker 6: probably just know me.
Speaker 4: I would will be willing about that. He definitely fucked
Speaker 4: the kids.
Speaker 7: I don't believe it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, a weird religious dude from Texas, a bunch of kids, woman.
Speaker 7: Dude gaslighting, so fucked Richard Mirez.
Speaker 4: He fucked a seventy eight year old.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's gonna be your example of shining morality of
Speaker 9: why the ATF We're wrong. The ATF did some really
Speaker 9: fucked up shit and they shouldn't have gone in like
Speaker 9: they did, and they shouldn't have killed a bunch of kids.
Speaker 4: But yeah, correct, go back.
Speaker 6: Listen to Me and Billy's Waco episode on David Koresh.
Speaker 6: You know, because Vinnie passes the whole song about it
Speaker 6: about him. It's interesting because he's like, I thought you
Speaker 6: were a good guy. The whole song is, but I
Speaker 6: thought you were a good guy, but I heard about
Speaker 6: all the shit, like it's kind of fucky.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And also just to show the show, we're talking about
Speaker 6: a Patreon and remember of people, we're gonna do some
Speaker 6: fun content for September and October. As the whole plan is,
Speaker 6: we're gonna have an unreal review and commentary for both
Speaker 6: months for horror movies, specifically some fucked up horror movies.
Speaker 6: Maybe Swance Let they do Her, maybe some older shit.
Speaker 6: But we're gonna make sure when we do the commentaries,
Speaker 6: it's gonna be movies that you can get while you
Speaker 6: can watch over Prime or Netflix and stuff like that.
Speaker 6: So and so this Fisherman, right, they look aated his
Speaker 6: remains Willi Edwards or the banks of Alabama, ten miles
Speaker 6: af from Montgomery. He had been talkted by members of
Speaker 6: the klu Klauds clan who claimed he had said something
Speaker 6: derogatory to a white woman.
Speaker 7: What do you think he said to a way.
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's the worst crime there is I do.
Speaker 6: And they stick could say whatever they wanted to a
Speaker 6: black man or a black woman or whatever, right Willie Edwards.
Speaker 7: As a result, they drove him out into.
Speaker 6: The countryside and forced him to jump off a bridge
Speaker 6: a gunpoint.
Speaker 7: But the horrific.
Speaker 6: Event of Edward's death lived in the memory of a klansman,
Speaker 6: Henry Alexander, apparently was wrecked with guilt for his part
Speaker 6: in the murder right up until his death. According to
Speaker 6: his widow Diane, and weeks before Alexander's passing in nineteen
Speaker 6: ninety two, the klansman had apparently told his wife that
Speaker 6: he had mistakenly identified Edwards as the person who offended
Speaker 6: the white woman. As a result, he felt he was
Speaker 6: responsible for his fucking death.
Speaker 9: We're not talking about somebody just pulling their dick out
Speaker 9: and wagging it at a way, but probably just something like, bitch,
Speaker 9: those fucking coattails are.
Speaker 12: Hideous with those girl, No, I go want to some
Speaker 12: sweet sweet vanilla, vanilla vanilla cake.
Speaker 7: I need some sweet vanilla. It's just it is weird.
Speaker 6: The fact that like he was just like this a
Speaker 6: whole thing I've said before, right that my law teacher
Speaker 6: really tried to thrill in our skulls. It's like, man,
Speaker 6: they just like will point out the first black dude
Speaker 6: they see because it thinks it gives them comfort, but
Speaker 6: it really doesn't. Like with that little boy with sixteen
Speaker 6: going to get candy and then they arrested him because
Speaker 6: the guy thought that he shot his wife. And this
Speaker 6: is in Florida and it's just like and obviously back
Speaker 6: in you know, the twenties, thirties, forties, like fifties, like
Speaker 6: this shit happened rampant all the time.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 9: It's yeah, this fuck a portion of American history. You
Speaker 9: really want to fucking.
Speaker 7: Like it's let's change subjects sighted ways.
Speaker 4: So this this episode got really shitty really quick.
Speaker 7: What about this. Sightings of the Lochaness Monster have dated
Speaker 7: back to the sixteenth.
Speaker 6: Century, but most obviously is the famous uh photographic evidence
Speaker 6: of the creature's existence comes from the nineteen thirties. Like
Speaker 6: we said, if you go back in nineteen nineteen thirty three,
Speaker 6: well as tourism tourism to the area obviously with the
Speaker 6: you know, with interest of the Lockaness Monster. It kind
Speaker 6: of in nineteen thirty three is really where the interest grew.
Speaker 6: As we've talked about, and we talked about the Surgeon's
Speaker 6: photo in the Lockness Monster episode taken by Cornell Robert
Speaker 6: Wilson in nineteen thirty four, captured the head of NeSSI
Speaker 6: as the monster swam through the waters of Lockness. Wilson,
Speaker 6: a British surgeon, claimed he had been driving near Lockinsaws
Speaker 6: signing swimming at the point in which he stopped to
Speaker 6: take a picture, which he never won credit for the image,
Speaker 6: hence it being called the Surgeon's photo. Until the nineteen nineties.
Speaker 6: It was believed by many he captured actual proof of
Speaker 6: the monster's existence.
Speaker 9: But do you think he never wanted credit with a
Speaker 9: photo because he didn't want to be questioned, because he knew.
Speaker 4: It wouldn't hold up to questioning.
Speaker 9: He'd be like, I can't make up a fucking story
Speaker 9: on the fly like that, and anything I say is
Speaker 9: gonna be far too specific, so they're gonna know that
Speaker 9: I'm full of shit.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, right, So and these people come out
Speaker 6: of the way and yeah, and you know, And the
Speaker 6: thing is what he maybe he saw the reaction to
Speaker 6: it when it first went out Duk's fake or but
Speaker 6: people believed.
Speaker 7: People believe crazy shit.
Speaker 6: As we said before, this isn't uh, this isn't this
Speaker 6: isn't to say the worst skeptics. In nineteen eighty four,
Speaker 6: Stuart Campbell assessed the picture and decided that whatever was
Speaker 6: on the surface of the water couldn't be more than
Speaker 6: two to three feet long, some sort of unexpected wildlife.
Speaker 7: Even Campbell was proven wrong. How wang wrong?
Speaker 6: However, when Christians confessed at the end of his life
Speaker 6: that he perpetrated the hoax and it had been a
Speaker 6: part of the fake photo creation. Nine year old Sir,
Speaker 6: Sir Splurling, that's what his name was, Christian Spurling. He's
Speaker 6: the one that confessed and when he was nine years
Speaker 6: old in nine tenety four, and according to Spurling, he
Speaker 6: was in cahoots with his stepfather and Lochness monster enthusiast
Speaker 6: Marmaduke Weatherall.
Speaker 4: I knew you were in cahoots with Marmaduke.
Speaker 6: Marmaduke Marmaduke Weatherall what a name in this episode these
Speaker 6: names man as well as Wilson when he came and
Speaker 6: when he sent a toy submarine with an animal head
Speaker 6: attached to it, to make it, and they put it
Speaker 6: in the lock and the picture was staged by Spurling
Speaker 6: and Weatherall, who then handed off to Wilson to give
Speaker 6: it credibility to the public to present to the public.
Speaker 6: It's not fucking weird. I would like to believe that
Speaker 6: the Lochness Monster exists. I believe that the Craziest Ship exists.
Speaker 6: And because I just saw Nope recently. It's this whole
Speaker 6: thing of like there is aliens in our ocean for sure.
Speaker 7: I don't believe. Maybe they're in the sky the way
Speaker 7: that this movie betrayed. Who knows. I will never know
Speaker 7: because we don't know what aliens look like.
Speaker 6: But the fact that they are fucking aliens in our ocean,
Speaker 6: like just like creatures, even though the creatures we see
Speaker 6: like fucking octopuses and stuff like that, It's like.
Speaker 7: These creatures exist, Like the craziest looking.
Speaker 6: Creatures exist at the bottom of ocean, like nuts looking ship,
Speaker 6: like the fucking thing with the ball on his head.
Speaker 9: The angler fish is gonna be here, Like that's the
Speaker 9: craziest shit ever.
Speaker 6: It's like, fucking no, but there is, like there's this
Speaker 6: it is weird that we don't really understand the ocean
Speaker 6: as well as we think we think those animals on
Speaker 6: the surface that we can more or less track rather
Speaker 6: than Bigfoot because he's out.
Speaker 4: There, he's the deep areas of the jungle.
Speaker 6: Yet, yeah, exactly, that's true, because you're fucking murdered by
Speaker 6: things like fucking plants and animals, But the ocean is
Speaker 6: a fucking fantastical nuts thing that.
Speaker 9: Is like, Yeah, one of the way you got like
Speaker 9: plants that just have poisoned barbs on the that you
Speaker 9: just accidentally bump it and you're like, oh, I'm dead now.
Speaker 6: I was reading talking about like looking up the episodes
Speaker 6: we should get into and stuff like that, Like there's
Speaker 6: crazy vus fly trap like creatures that can like fucking
Speaker 6: almost like kill a man.
Speaker 7: And that's just a.
Speaker 4: Ton of carnivorous plants.
Speaker 9: Yeah, ones that like lure animals in like those big
Speaker 9: ass like couple looking ones that just have like the
Speaker 9: smell of rotting.
Speaker 13: Savengers in so scary.
Speaker 7: I would not want to fuck with one of those things.
Speaker 9: You accidentally kicked the wrong fungus spores go up and
Speaker 9: just done.
Speaker 6: Like that thing from Little Shop of Whores. I used
Speaker 6: to have one in my backyard.
Speaker 4: Audrey two. So what was called is the name of
Speaker 4: the plant.
Speaker 7: I got to rewatch that film.
Speaker 6: I'm not a fan of the music so much, but
Speaker 6: I enjoyed the film when I was a kid. It's
Speaker 6: like kind of like shop barbershop quartet.
Speaker 13: It is.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's do woppy do op do Ap do ap original.
Speaker 7: Yes, what there's a one before Rick moranis.
Speaker 9: Because it wasn't not there was play after the movie.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because there was.
Speaker 6: It was playing around the time that I saw That's weird.
Speaker 6: It was playing in a theater around the same time
Speaker 6: that I saw Rocky a Picture Show, and I wanted
Speaker 6: to go see it and couldn't make it, and I
Speaker 6: thought it would have been kind of fun to see that.
Speaker 4: That's probably the original or not the original.
Speaker 9: That's probably the little chop horrors, the Rick Morana's one
Speaker 9: that's being played if it's being played a wrong side rock.
Speaker 6: Like because uh play. They actually were doing a play
Speaker 6: of the Oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've gotten a little shop on stage. It was great.
Speaker 6: Really, rock You a Picture Show was fucking hilarious because
Speaker 6: they had the Motherfucker's yelling showut the audience.
Speaker 7: And it was like.
Speaker 6: Ship like, this is the most when I was like there,
Speaker 6: I didn't realize that it was someone actually like placed
Speaker 6: in the crowd because there was like three people.
Speaker 7: And then when they.
Speaker 6: Started yelling out like the sucks his cock and like
Speaker 6: ship like that, I'm like Jesus Christ, and I was
Speaker 6: so stoked. And when my dad was killing myself often,
Speaker 6: I was like Jesus, this is fucked. But I realized
Speaker 6: my mom was like, yeah, they just put people on the
Speaker 6: crowd because she went and saw it, and I was like,
Speaker 6: h makes sense.
Speaker 4: Experience.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that's a full experience.
Speaker 6: An alleged former CIA agent and military officer gave a
Speaker 6: shocking deathbed confession and what he claimed to have seen
Speaker 6: living extraterrestrials in an alien spaceship secretly stored at the
Speaker 6: mysterious Air Force of Area fifty one. It's weird, he
Speaker 6: was sent to. I'm someone who kind of believes it's
Speaker 6: just military equipment that they developed, maybe using alien technology,
Speaker 6: and they hold the aliens somewhere fucking very different than
Speaker 6: what we think is Like I think the Dallsie Base
Speaker 6: is more likely to hold a bunch of aliens.
Speaker 4: I don't think anything is an Area fifty want anymore.
Speaker 9: I think anymore went to Hangar eighteen after fifty one
Speaker 9: kind of became known.
Speaker 4: Bright Patterson face.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because either way, there's this whole theory, right that
Speaker 6: all like William Cooper style bullshit, right, that all the spaceships.
Speaker 7: Are like man made.
Speaker 6: Essentially all the aircrafts are man made. I do believe
Speaker 6: that they got their technology from aliens, and you know
Speaker 6: everyone in their Industrial Revolution blah blah blah. But we
Speaker 6: went from all this ship one hundred years, we've now
Speaker 6: we have electric cars within one hundred years, so go
Speaker 6: fuck it.
Speaker 7: Or they got.
Speaker 9: Technogenology to make electric running engines back then too, they
Speaker 9: were just suppressed.
Speaker 4: I don't know what.
Speaker 7: Like it's water, the water fuel sell motherfucker.
Speaker 4: That's a different episode all again.
Speaker 6: He said he was sent to Area fifty one on
Speaker 6: a research mission to report back to President D. Dwight Eisenhower,
Speaker 6: who warned of an alien invasion. I actually wish I
Speaker 6: had his clip, a play of his famous speech. President
Speaker 6: that I did actually like was Eisenhower. He warned us
Speaker 6: about the stuff that was coming and is now present
Speaker 6: in our day. He could have been, but he was
Speaker 6: trying to. I think, even if he was shady in
Speaker 6: other forms. He was trying to tell us and warn
Speaker 6: us about the things that could be coming that he
Speaker 6: probably knew about, but said it cryptically Eisenhower.
Speaker 7: You don't like Eisenhower was oralized. I like the speech
Speaker 7: was nice.
Speaker 4: I don't know he.
Speaker 9: Did that deal with as a proper thing, but I mean,
Speaker 9: from what I've heard, I.
Speaker 7: Like he was well he was supposed to like supposed
Speaker 7: to be.
Speaker 6: He did that deal with the aliens, they say, to
Speaker 6: get the technology. Yeah, they claim this, but also there's
Speaker 6: the claim that he just had a deal with them
Speaker 6: where they did like they wanted peace, and he like
Speaker 6: agreed to it, and then other aliens showed up and
Speaker 6: talked to other forms of government that were necessarily more evil,
Speaker 6: and then he was like, oh shit, this is not
Speaker 6: going the way that I thought it was going to.
Speaker 7: So weird the claims.
Speaker 6: The claims were made that in a video interview in
Speaker 6: which the seventy seven year old man could be clearly
Speaker 6: seen but was not named, of course, like one of
Speaker 6: those like they blankot' his faces, like I worked up
Speaker 6: sister one for fucking followers. And you know what those
Speaker 6: were really cryptied were their voices, Like they really distorted it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that sounds like that.
Speaker 6: UFO author Richard Dolan UH interviewed the man who said
Speaker 6: he was facing kidney failure. If the operation was unsuccessful,
Speaker 6: he may just only have months to live.
Speaker 7: He claimed.
Speaker 6: He served in the US Army and worked for the
Speaker 6: CIA and worked for the u United States Air Force
Speaker 6: on Project Bluebeam, and studies of the UFOs and Bluebeam
Speaker 6: will be coming down the road. I have definitely plans
Speaker 6: to get into that once we cover other things to
Speaker 6: bring us into that. His most shocking claim was he
Speaker 6: would have to be taken inside area fifty one, or
Speaker 6: that he was taken insider fifty one to see. The
Speaker 6: variety of UFO is a ledgedly recovered by the US military.
Speaker 13: UH.
Speaker 6: These were said to include flying saucers said to have
Speaker 6: crash landed at Roswell in New Mexico in July nineteen
Speaker 6: forty seven.
Speaker 4: I'm watching the flying saucers go and I'm getting dazzy.
Speaker 6: And so who knows, right, because they we, you know,
Speaker 6: go back, let's do our Roswell episode. But they claim
Speaker 6: to have found bodies at the crash and one female,
Speaker 6: one male.
Speaker 7: All that bullshit with.
Speaker 9: The indestructible ship fragments as well the ones that spend them,
Speaker 9: burn them, all that shit.
Speaker 4: That just pop back in a place.
Speaker 7: Fucking weird. Yeah, that's weird in general.
Speaker 9: I mean, you know me, I'm far more inclined to
Speaker 9: believe in aliens than I am and pretty much anything else.
Speaker 9: That's just kind of That's always been my thing, though,
Speaker 9: is it's like, all right.
Speaker 7: You didn't act like that when we talked about the Reptilians.
Speaker 9: That's because the Reptilians are just code word for no.
Speaker 12: It's not no definitely what they've existed before.
Speaker 6: David Ike said, shit, the O'Ryan group in the Law
Speaker 6: of One. They never act like in say anything about
Speaker 6: like even some sort of anti Semitic Jewish.
Speaker 9: I get that, but I'm saying a lot of like
Speaker 9: reptilian ship goes back to the pez and it's.
Speaker 7: Not oh man, I wish I had boo this man.
Speaker 9: No, but like, okay, I will give you that reptilian
Speaker 9: humanoids have existed throughout all of history, like you have
Speaker 9: the Naga of you know, in Asia and everything like that.
Speaker 9: So the idea of of reptile style people has always
Speaker 9: gone back. But it could be you know it could
Speaker 9: be reduced to chaos comf. I've said it before, I'll
Speaker 9: say it again. Yeah, take off you nab.
Speaker 7: And air fifty one.
Speaker 6: Everyone is heavily guarded by the US Air Force.
Speaker 7: The base is deep in the Nevada, the Nevada Desert.
Speaker 4: Do you think it's a distraction at this point?
Speaker 7: I feel like that's this guy just went there and
Speaker 7: partied out front of it. So stupid well.
Speaker 9: They didn't get they didn't get to the fucking the
Speaker 9: zone where you can't cross into.
Speaker 4: That would have all been either arrested or murdered.
Speaker 9: Did you ever see the mock up that somebody did,
Speaker 9: somebody made they like punched it into a simulator and
Speaker 9: they're like, this is what would happen, and they basically
Speaker 9: set it up like it was I think it was
Speaker 9: three or something, and yeah, literally everyone is just dead.
Speaker 6: And it supposed to me it's where they carry out
Speaker 6: test of new air craft technology.
Speaker 13: Right.
Speaker 6: People talk about like the black helictopters for a long
Speaker 6: time before they existed, stuff like that, right, or what's
Speaker 6: that fucking black.
Speaker 4: Plane, the beef Hu stealth.
Speaker 7: Yeah, the stealth bomber stuff like that.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it was, Yeah, that's where they say that it
Speaker 9: was it was like thought up at but that that's
Speaker 9: also rumored to have been thought up at the grove.
Speaker 13: So.
Speaker 7: Yes, to bring that back or listen to that episode.
Speaker 6: But it's the center of many alien theories which alleged
Speaker 6: alleged they recovered obviously alien crafts that may visit Earth
Speaker 6: and have stored them and test them here. The conspiracy
Speaker 6: theories were compounded by the fact that the US government
Speaker 6: did not acknowledge the base intel twenty thirteen. Others suggest
Speaker 6: theories that suggest aliens from the UFO crash are obviously
Speaker 6: kept there as secret as well, you know, and then
Speaker 6: so pretty crazy, so the man says in the video,
Speaker 6: President Dwight Eisenhower had warned of a threat of Earth
Speaker 6: being invaded, so he and his superior at the CIA
Speaker 6: were allowed to go inside Area fifty one to report
Speaker 6: back to the President. He claimed there was a pair
Speaker 6: that he claimed the pair were taken to the taken
Speaker 6: to the alleged S four facility southwest of the area
Speaker 6: fifty one, So it's not even on Area fifty one.
Speaker 6: It's near the area at a different location where they
Speaker 6: observed live extra terrestrials. Author and UFO researcher Peter Robins
Speaker 6: said of the account, In my opinion, if I had
Speaker 6: to to be confirmed by any revelant supporting the documentation,
Speaker 6: this moving and fascination account, this moving and fascinating account
Speaker 6: does not qualify as authentic death bed testimony from an
Speaker 6: individual who has convincedly claimed this guy is fucking writing
Speaker 6: is horrible, convincingly claims to have been a.
Speaker 10: CIA operative deeply involved in the matter of a crash
Speaker 10: recovered craft at once at one time, a Larsen Jesus
Speaker 10: at one time between the agency and President Truman is
Speaker 10: fucking supposed to be this guy. This guy is like
Speaker 10: fucking maybe he doesn't speak English. His name is Peter Robbins,
Speaker 10: so I'm assuming he does. But they said that like, oh,
Speaker 10: he doesn't believe it's authentic.
Speaker 6: He believes he actually does believe is authentic and claims
Speaker 6: this guy with CIO operative and that they you know,
Speaker 6: and that supposed to be that a deal even with
Speaker 6: Truman and what we know about President Truman, he was
Speaker 6: kind of a dick hole, Like there's yes the.
Speaker 9: Interview, big old examples of why President Truman was a
Speaker 9: dick hole.
Speaker 4: Two big examples two big examples.
Speaker 7: We don't what you like Truman.
Speaker 4: No, I said, there's two there's two big examples of
Speaker 4: why Truman's and actually tell me Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, it's just like that's just bomb fucking everything.
Speaker 6: And I he was just known as like a frail, afraid,
Speaker 6: like kind of pussy and like you just.
Speaker 9: I just I've never once heard anyone praise Harry Truman.
Speaker 4: I've always heard he was just such a complete bastard.
Speaker 6: And I've heard that he was a racist and anti Semo. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and it was just a complete piece of shit. So
Speaker 6: the interview was filmed in twenty thirteen, but only we're
Speaker 6: released on open minds UFO website. This being discussed at
Speaker 6: the UFO forums. It's not clear that the man even
Speaker 6: died after the recording, So fucking you thought it.
Speaker 7: If you have any that.
Speaker 9: We should do, we should do a livestream Patreon where
Speaker 9: we just go and start trolling UFO boards.
Speaker 6: That would be kind of fun. There's a lot of
Speaker 6: works in the Patreon watching scary videos. You've got so
Speaker 6: many things. You're gonna do that, Like, it's only three
Speaker 6: bucks a month and you'll get like this ridiculously fun
Speaker 6: content that like, I'm more likely we'll be able to
Speaker 6: drink more, get more fucked up, like just do absolutely
Speaker 6: ridiculous fucking style episodes.
Speaker 7: So another Geraldine Geraldine, Oh no what okay? Wait?
Speaker 6: End of the episode. I fucking did the same story twice,
Speaker 6: stone as fuck? What I I did this?
Speaker 4: Do it all right?
Speaker 9: One more hit for the road, folks. Yes, this has
Speaker 9: been a very stony episode. I hope you guys got
Speaker 9: nice and toasted with us, because that's the best way
Speaker 9: to enjoy this one. Well, that's the best way to
Speaker 9: enjoy most of our episodes.
Speaker 6: Every episode gets stone because you got one in the works, right.
Speaker 6: This is delicious, like tastes so good. It's like funk
Speaker 6: mastership and it's She's like, I get a hybrid she
Speaker 6: took out the store suggested.
Speaker 7: I was like, you know, I'll try something else, you know.
Speaker 6: I was like, I kind of want something, and she's like,
Speaker 6: this is a fun high like and it doesn't hit
Speaker 6: too harshly where you're like feeling retarded, because that's not
Speaker 6: what I'm into. I don't like getting feeling like I'm
Speaker 6: like just like like.
Speaker 4: Just bunked, just completely like.
Speaker 6: You said you have one for the road. No, I
Speaker 6: was taking take a hit for the road. Ah right, Well,
Speaker 6: I'm sure we'll be back with other Deathbat confessions down
Speaker 6: the road, maybe next year. There's a lot of episodes
Speaker 6: coming for Halloween, like a lot of fun stuff. I
Speaker 6: got plenty of fun episodes.
Speaker 4: Wonderful legends and monsters and spooky.
Speaker 6: Monsters, spooky ghosts, and specifically I just I have to
Speaker 6: do it for Billy. But oh yeah, sexual ghosts, sexual thrill,
Speaker 6: the sexual thrill.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's why down for some sexy ghosts. We're gonna
Speaker 9: see getting that ghost from Ghostbusters.
Speaker 6: We have to see if maybe all three of us
Speaker 6: can do it, because for once it is a two parter,
Speaker 6: so we'll have to do all three of us and
Speaker 6: uh do a sexy It's it's sexual specters.
Speaker 7: It's gonna be a lot of fun.
Speaker 4: We will have a sexy ghost partty.
Speaker 6: Yes, and Halloween will be out. There's gonna be a
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Speaker 4: Yeah, drinking game for this episode. Chug a beer every time?
Speaker 4: Every time Tom mentions Patreon.
Speaker 7: Yeah, four times, maybe four or five times.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's why I said chug a beer.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but they gotta go back because they didn't see
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Speaker 6: Uh so a Halloween's coming, Get fucking ready. I was
Speaker 6: wearing my Halloween shirt during this episode. But there's a
Speaker 6: lot of fun stuff coming. It's coming. Yes, everybody, love everybody,
Speaker 6: and you know what, you know, everyone go fuck themselves.
Speaker 9: Keep watching this guy and hey, hey, hey, hey, smoke
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Speaker 7: Yes, you better.
Speaker 13: I myself am strange and unusual.
Speaker 6: All right, everybody love everybody, We love you guys. You
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Speaker 4: Hey, make sure he holds your head.
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Speaker 4: You have no way to find me.
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Speaker 4: Some other stuff too, you know, Yes, goodbye shortened by new?
Speaker 4: Why are you shorting by new? Goodbye like koshe mo
Speaker 4: by Bye.
Speaker 15: Harry boom boom, this is so bad bye bye boom boom.
Speaker 7: Pop out, shut your mouth. I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 7: Go fund yourself.
Speaker 3: Don't make that appearance, and that won't help you to
Speaker 3: face your fears when there's interference. No one can handle
Speaker 3: my weirdness. Gum Self stands careless. Gum South appears in
Speaker 3: the mirror, and I thought to myself, well this is weird.
Speaker 3: I havel share your great air intelligence. All'll disappear escape
Speaker 3: by the Devil's in black caps and not a sad
Speaker 3: face taking medicine, but more the last race relevant that
Speaker 3: this is not last place I've ever been. Sad Ways,
Speaker 3: I'll be a better man after reach. Behave now, settling
Speaker 3: for your bed time. St't we think of battle than
Speaker 3: your dead runs ball and close your eyes and tell me.
Speaker 3: What you say goes to no ones who watch while
Speaker 3: you're sleap. I hope you don't try to sell me
Speaker 3: your beliefs, or I'll show you the help ineath your faint.
Speaker 3: Close your eyes and tell me what you're saying goes
Speaker 3: and no one to watch while you're slap. I hope
Speaker 3: you don't try to sell me your beliefs, or I'll
Speaker 3: show you that help aneath your feet, Take my hand
Speaker 3: and follow me, saying as a plan, no apologies.
Speaker 7: I've been as patient as I can. Don't bother me
Speaker 7: because you're.
Speaker 4: A row bulls deep and lies, no faith in men's economy,
Speaker 4: no surprise.
Speaker 3: Where the aliens arrive, won't be looked at like barbury
Speaker 3: in from their eyes.
Speaker 4: Prepare to fight, get scared.
Speaker 7: Of the night, scream a s pair of lives.
Speaker 3: You don't know where to hide, hovering spacious summon ain't
Speaker 3: safety and punishment for the faithless.
Speaker 4: Run to your basement.
Speaker 3: The government there's dangerous, faceless, and when they create this matrix,
Speaker 3: I'm about to go fucking and shit. Close your eyes
Speaker 3: and tell me what you see goes. No to watch
Speaker 3: why you sleep.
Speaker 7: I hope you don't try to sell me your beliefs.
Speaker 4: I'll show the help and eat your faith. Close your
Speaker 4: eyes and tell me what you see.
Speaker 3: Move to know what to watch while you sleep, and
Speaker 3: I hope you don't try to sell me your beliefs.
Speaker 4: I'll show you the help and eat your feet.
Speaker 3: Let's take a trip to a place where they hate
Speaker 3: your kids. The underground race exists. You wonder how they
Speaker 3: shave shift above the clouds is where they live. Why
Speaker 3: you run around, try to make your pavements. They'll hunt
Speaker 3: you down. Place shot faith in the pavement. Take your
Speaker 3: face and rearrange it. Now, give me a smile.
Speaker 7: Keep living in denial while your child.
Speaker 4: Is a victim of a better file.
Speaker 3: I'll set the style as you watch the dead bile
Speaker 3: another rod course.
Speaker 4: I've got no remarks.
Speaker 3: You've got it straight from the fucking source. You'll be
Speaker 3: forced to talk caution on this course you walk, Close
Speaker 3: your eyes and tell me what you say goes. Don't
Speaker 3: want to watch while you're sleep. I hope you don't
Speaker 3: try to sell me your beliefs, or I'll show you
Speaker 3: the help and eather de feat. Close your eyes and
Speaker 3: tell me what you say goes, and don't want to
Speaker 3: watch while you're safe and I hope you don't try
Speaker 3: to sell me your beliefs, or I'll show you the help.
Speaker 4: And eath defeat.
Speaker 3: Close your eyes and tell me what you see. JO
Speaker 3: say no, want to watch while you sleep.
Speaker 7: I hope you.
Speaker 8: Don't sell me a belief or I'll show you the
Speaker 8: hell any defeat
Speaker 13: Man h