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Speaker 3: Oh, let's have a quick discussion about something before you
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Speaker 4: Welcome to the Stark Tank Podcast.
Speaker 5: Before that happens, it's being crazy, Tim Exendtive, Derek Patron,
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Speaker 4: Uh, you know, add for you all that crap? What
Speaker 4: were we going to say?
Speaker 3: Who do you guys would say? Is the stupidest superhero?
Speaker 3: What supervillains?
Speaker 1: Villain? Villain?
Speaker 4: Probably Obama from that comic.
Speaker 1: He was a villain in it?
Speaker 4: Was he not?
Speaker 3: I don't think so. I think he was like a
Speaker 3: good guy in the in the Spider Man comic. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't think he was deemed a villain.
Speaker 3: He's villain is of course lla. He's done way more
Speaker 3: villainy than any one Spider Mans ever fought. Prob well, no,
Speaker 3: most of the people he's fought no, well, I guess
Speaker 3: its low level. It's crazy that I I know the
Speaker 3: only person more villainous to him, I would say it.
Speaker 3: Spider Man's roster often is like more Loan and carnage.
Speaker 3: Carnage is villainous, you say, Laura.
Speaker 4: You know I thought she follows me.
Speaker 1: No, she had no idea that bitch. No she does,
Speaker 1: I swear to god you already wait. I mean maybe
Speaker 1: I read it wrong. You get to hit that. You
Speaker 1: don't want to know what it's like to hit purge mask.
Speaker 1: That's correct, And I wonder when that happened.
Speaker 4: That's the thing, too, is like I have no I
Speaker 4: have no concept of when this could have been.
Speaker 1: I wish that.
Speaker 3: I'm so disappointed you, even I don't even think you
Speaker 3: did anything. I'm so disappointing you.
Speaker 1: I wish the information was available, like it says, like
Speaker 1: when they first followed you, like the other day. I know, right,
Speaker 1: that would be so useful. It would be very nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be a good thing to happen. I don't
Speaker 3: know why doesn't exist.
Speaker 1: It's just laziness, like an innovation that they didn't care
Speaker 1: to think about.
Speaker 3: Does it have it for Facebook?
Speaker 5: Well yeah, well yeah, but that's a different thing. I
Speaker 5: think it doesn't show you how long your followers have
Speaker 5: been following you.
Speaker 3: When somebody followed you following since and it does that?
Speaker 4: Does it do that?
Speaker 3: You see friendship? Yeah, I haven't been on Facebook, and
Speaker 3: I was gonna delete mine yesterday again and I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: my pastors did. Then I realized they're really not anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't care.
Speaker 3: I just gotta get rid of it, because that's what
Speaker 3: that's my last tie to back home at.
Speaker 5: The issue with the issue with Facebook for me is
Speaker 5: that it's like it's the only real semblance of a
Speaker 5: of a photo album I have, you know what I mean,
Speaker 5: of like life. So it's just like if I if
Speaker 5: I get rid of my Facebook, it's like all my
Speaker 5: memories are kind of gone. It's kind of weird.
Speaker 1: I think you can download everything, yeah.
Speaker 4: But then like what happens?
Speaker 3: I just want to start being really, what happens when he.
Speaker 5: I've downloaded things and then like something gets sucked up?
Speaker 5: And you know what I mean, it's I got to
Speaker 5: have him on a server somewhere that I have.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't fuck it up.
Speaker 1: My most important stuff I have in multiple h I
Speaker 1: have two hard drives, a Google drive suspicious and then
Speaker 1: well know if it's actually the opposite. You would not
Speaker 1: have some the fucking ship like in multiple areas to
Speaker 1: increase your chances of getting That's crazy.
Speaker 3: That is having like having like different hard drives hidden
Speaker 3: through the city like Spider Man. Ye man, somebody run
Speaker 3: through a digging.
Speaker 1: Through the ground.
Speaker 3: I'm still here.
Speaker 1: There was a I can't remember who this this guy is,
Speaker 1: but he's a low cow that looks like a kid
Speaker 1: kind of. He looks really young and he's into this
Speaker 1: like that baby ship, like people dressing up like babies.
Speaker 3: I can't remember. Turkey Tom did.
Speaker 1: A video on it.
Speaker 4: I have no concept of what you're saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at first I thought was that it was just
Speaker 3: one of those guys.
Speaker 4: Was that kid? Oh he what's his name?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You said, what's the kid's name? The kid?
Speaker 3: What's that guy that can't yesh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know his name is not Hesba. What the
Speaker 1: what's his name? I can't remember because he said that
Speaker 1: it's it's very close, very close to it.
Speaker 3: It's like isis or something, but something like that.
Speaker 1: It is very similar. It's something I don't remember. But
Speaker 1: he's not like he's not he doesn't have that syndron
Speaker 1: doesn't have that Andy Millans not name, he's not he's
Speaker 1: not like he just but he does have some.
Speaker 3: Weird thing about him.
Speaker 1: But again, he's just like a terrible Locales watching a
Speaker 1: little bit of it and I still I couldn't finish
Speaker 1: it because he just sucked so much.
Speaker 3: But one thing I remember is that.
Speaker 1: I think it was the same guy that he had
Speaker 1: a bunch of crazy ship in the hard drive and
Speaker 1: used it. I'm probably getting.
Speaker 4: To find crazy for me.
Speaker 3: Really, I'm thinking it's well, I think he was one
Speaker 3: of those CP people.
Speaker 1: I think I could be getting people mixed up because
Speaker 1: you know, like people getting busted. It's it's so there's
Speaker 1: so much footage or on YouTube of people getting busted
Speaker 1: for like pervy shit. But I just remember somebody going
Speaker 1: to the library. It might have been that guy using
Speaker 1: his thumb drive that has all that crazy shit on
Speaker 1: there in the thing and thinking of it retroactively, like
Speaker 1: I can't believe I did that, you know, using the
Speaker 1: same thing that has all that crazy shit on and
Speaker 1: to useing it for something publicly. And I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't understand.
Speaker 5: People, Man, I gotta download this news, I gotta scan
Speaker 5: this newspaper clipig so that I have it for my
Speaker 5: book report.
Speaker 4: Yeah, for college. Also it's on my CP.
Speaker 1: Fucking Look, I'm not trying to protect the cper, but
Speaker 1: it don't have another hard drive.
Speaker 3: Like sorry, you think some preservation. Imagine somebody that watched
Speaker 3: to fucking not have another hard drive but type of
Speaker 3: dip ship. What do you say, man, if somebody's watching
Speaker 3: child porn where they don't have to wear withal to
Speaker 3: get another hard drive. I only got one hard drive
Speaker 3: of thirty two gigs.
Speaker 5: What you're saying is imagine if these insane people were
Speaker 5: also were also dumb?
Speaker 1: It is I do you not? I remember when I, uh,
Speaker 1: when I stole a bag of chips as a kid
Speaker 1: from a from a liquor store. The feeling of like anxiety,
Speaker 1: like oh, ship, this is crazy, just like the natural
Speaker 1: feeling that you're doing something wrong, Like I wonder.
Speaker 3: What those people do? You not have that natural that
Speaker 3: natural thing want to get caught. They just like that
Speaker 3: want to get caught, actually like they want to like subconsciously.
Speaker 3: The people that do it often you need help, like.
Speaker 1: Let me do something to like get myself exposed, but
Speaker 1: not just go to the police.
Speaker 3: I guess because like when I used to steal when
Speaker 3: I used to steal bags the chips, right, yeah, I
Speaker 3: bust in the bag of chips and they put it
Speaker 3: back and be like.
Speaker 1: Oh man, this is not done. Have a ceiling lighter, ite,
Speaker 1: Do you have one of those kids to ceil and
Speaker 1: flated and seal it? It gets crazy.
Speaker 4: Those things are so loud. Have you ever used a seiler?
Speaker 1: They're so loud. Is like looking up but then goes
Speaker 1: back to doing whatever. The it opens it up, bullet
Speaker 1: And what's crazy is now you're gonna take it to
Speaker 1: the lays or roughly you know whatever. I'm kidding, You're
Speaker 1: gonna go, you gonna and what the fuck? And no
Speaker 1: one did anything? How could that possibly be profitable for
Speaker 1: freedo lay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, just giggling my ass off, know that Freda is
Speaker 3: going bankrupt seekers of me busting in several dozen bag
Speaker 3: of chips in different stores throughout the country.
Speaker 1: Of course, that's funny as fu dude. That's kind of
Speaker 1: like the there was a Fox show when I was
Speaker 1: a kid showing vendors doing horrible things like that, and
Speaker 1: one of them, which is not I don't know why,
Speaker 1: it's still funny to me that the guy had like
Speaker 1: like a drink stand and he was like mixing the
Speaker 1: drinks with his.
Speaker 4: Dick, Like, no, that did not happen.
Speaker 1: Well, the shows might be fake, but apparently the CCTV show.
Speaker 3: Dude, why the fuck would that not be real? Chris?
Speaker 3: It's just like why wait time?
Speaker 1: Why is that?
Speaker 3: Like? Not? Really?
Speaker 1: I just like to think better. I just like to like,
Speaker 1: what on earth has given you the fucking ability to
Speaker 1: think that humans would it makes a drink with their peters.
Speaker 5: I just like to think better of people. Also, the
Speaker 5: cumbersome nature of doing that.
Speaker 1: Funny, it's funny and it's fucked up. People love doing
Speaker 1: shit like that. They what do you is there? Is
Speaker 1: it like because it's funny to them? Or do you
Speaker 1: think it's like it's is it pleasurable?
Speaker 3: It's funny, it's both the funny and pleasure come together.
Speaker 1: To me, it's funny hearing about it. But in the
Speaker 1: if I knew someone that told me that they actually
Speaker 1: did that, I would think very differently of them right
Speaker 1: from then on out. Me as well, not very I'm
Speaker 1: not negative enough to do like that, but the idea
Speaker 1: of someone doing that is hilarious.
Speaker 3: So I'm with you, guys. But I'm just like, how
Speaker 3: could you do? Like like you was like you were
Speaker 3: just looking at them too. You look at them, You
Speaker 3: were moving as dick as much as minimals possible. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I get you drink for you right now. You put
Speaker 3: it under the desk.
Speaker 1: Just right, and.
Speaker 3: There's nowhere else have but ability to make your dick twirl.
Speaker 3: You have a prettyetsile peanuts. You hear something slashing, but
Speaker 3: you can't see what's happening going on nothing, don't worry
Speaker 3: about it. So the day going, there's eliminade.
Speaker 1: So are you guys enjoying World War three?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, it's it's fun. It's it's a really cool.
Speaker 4: It's really cool.
Speaker 5: We're gonna you know, the beach boys just died and
Speaker 5: now we're going to.
Speaker 7: The bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb, a red bomb, bomb
Speaker 7: bomb bomb bomb.
Speaker 1: It's great. That guard that doesn't.
Speaker 3: And like I think, I don't know as a country now,
Speaker 3: I think we have the point now where it's.
Speaker 8: Like there's a there's a there's a great there's a
Speaker 8: great so there's a great bit, there's a great VPS
Speaker 8: sponsorships we don't even get we uh there's a great
Speaker 8: bit that uh nor McDonald did about Germany starting uh
Speaker 8: starting a war with the world twice, and he says, basically,
Speaker 8: it's like, you figure the world would be like, hey, listen, Germany,
Speaker 8: on account of the fact that you keep starting wars
Speaker 8: with the world, you don't get you don't get to be.
Speaker 4: A country no more, you know.
Speaker 5: And I think there's a case to be made about
Speaker 5: little Israel over there, Like you know, I feel like
Speaker 5: I feel like it's a pretty good case.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 5: I don't even think it's particularly political. I just think, like, bro,
Speaker 5: you're a problem. Yeah, Like what are you doing?
Speaker 1: You're just like a nuisance. You're like the guy at
Speaker 1: the bar who owns the bar, and so he thinks
Speaker 1: he could just be addicted to everybody and no one's
Speaker 1: gonna like step up to him because he owns the place.
Speaker 1: But it's like, brother, Well, the thing that is a
Speaker 1: good analogy though, because the the other employees in the
Speaker 1: bar are probably decent and they hate the owner too,
Speaker 1: And it seems like that's what's happened with Yahoo, Like
Speaker 1: people are like this guy sucks, so he's literally endangering
Speaker 1: us all. You know. Now, there's there's a lot of
Speaker 1: crazy Zionists that live there too. But still the ones
Speaker 1: that are just chilling, you know that live in Tel Aviv,
Speaker 1: for example, they don't they're not even they're non political.
Speaker 1: They're just living right and like particularly them in Man,
Speaker 1: this nigga that's from Philly.
Speaker 3: I think I didn't even know this because, uh, I
Speaker 3: don't think he was born in I'm going there. I
Speaker 3: don't think he was born in Israel. But I don't
Speaker 3: think he was born in Philly. But I he grew
Speaker 3: up there, or he went to college at least.
Speaker 1: I don't know which was which. I just know he's
Speaker 1: he lived there. To me, it's just it's just funny.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's just it's just such a perfect representation.
Speaker 1: But Chris, where are you saying? Thank you?
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, I didn't know until recently that
Speaker 5: that iron dome shit. I had no clue that those
Speaker 5: like they have like iron dome like defense launchers in
Speaker 5: like the middle of like neighborhoods.
Speaker 1: Yeah what, Yeah, I had no idea.
Speaker 5: I thought that that was the only like ground that
Speaker 5: they even had remotely to stand on that some people
Speaker 5: could argue, you know what I mean, where it's like, oh,
Speaker 5: Hamas operates under like you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 5: in hospitals and like in the middle of uh they
Speaker 5: have military installations in the middle of neighborhoods, so we
Speaker 5: have to get them. And then meanwhile they got iron
Speaker 5: dome defensive missiles in the middle of their own neighborhoods.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in some that's insane.
Speaker 3: I had no concept that for downtown area.
Speaker 1: It's when when the more you and this is always
Speaker 1: the problem, like hearing like sound bites, you never get
Speaker 1: to the nitty It's like there used to be like
Speaker 1: a podcast where you can talk about all of this, yeah,
Speaker 1: and have somebody who's a normal person who doesn't have
Speaker 1: a side hear this and be like, wait, what are
Speaker 1: is your complaining about? Everything they're complaining about they have
Speaker 1: done tenfold And so then it just becomes very easy
Speaker 1: to make a decision on who's the biggest baddie and
Speaker 1: who's causing just the calamity of problems. And then now
Speaker 1: the Iran thing, which is it's crazy, like I said
Speaker 1: on the last podcast, talking about fucking Alex Jones talking
Speaker 1: about this for so long, yeah, and then seeing I
Speaker 1: haven't checked out because I do want to hear what
Speaker 1: he has to say. It's gonna be fun, see if
Speaker 1: he's gonna justify because a lot of people are actually
Speaker 1: mad at Trump that normally suck his cock.
Speaker 5: I'm pleasantly surprised by that. That is pretty fun. Not
Speaker 5: as many as it should be. Yeah, but uh it's
Speaker 5: more than I thought would be. Yeah, which is nice.
Speaker 5: It's pretty crazy seeing.
Speaker 1: Uh. There's this one guy that I stumbled upon. Uh
Speaker 1: I it was a Lex Friedman podcast. I could I
Speaker 1: was dying because of how boring Lex is, of course,
Speaker 1: but at least he was trying to push back against God.
Speaker 1: His comedian named Dave Smith. Right, Yeah, fucking stupid libertarian
Speaker 1: that unfortunately has some good takes, specifically specifically when it
Speaker 1: comes to Israel Palestine. That and and when he started
Speaker 1: talking going on, he started getting promise, so people started
Speaker 1: listening to him. But then his takes were so dog
Speaker 1: shit on like Russia, Ukraine. And then for some reason
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm a I believe in Trump, he's a
Speaker 1: you know, anti in evenualist, and I'm like, from what
Speaker 1: what example? What? There is zero examples saw him?
Speaker 3: An anti intervention that is that is so.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is they have like businesses everywhere that businesses everywhere.
Speaker 1: I don't understand the insane level of cognitition.
Speaker 3: This dude, any modern president.
Speaker 7: That is crazy that the Trump phones that he's trying
Speaker 7: to make and they're just like repackaged Chinese phones for
Speaker 7: like because like eight nine bucks a pop.
Speaker 4: This is gonna ma help himself. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: A new scam every because the there was like a
Speaker 1: Patriot phone thing done before. It's the same thing, yeah,
Speaker 1: where it's just a subsidiary of something that already exists, right,
Speaker 1: So it's gonna.
Speaker 5: If you sign on for a Trump phone, I think
Speaker 5: there should be a hidden piece of paper in there
Speaker 5: that you also sign on to that's essentially a death warrant.
Speaker 5: I think I think you should be I think if
Speaker 5: you sign on to a Trump Phone membership, you should
Speaker 5: legally be able to the government should kill you legally.
Speaker 1: I could not agree. I think it is a great
Speaker 1: way to call the herd to be like, if you're
Speaker 1: this stupid, especially when there are fucking networks that exist.
Speaker 1: I saw the prices. I think it was wrong, like
Speaker 1: forty seven dollars because the presidency forty seven or whatever.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that is.
Speaker 1: There's mint Mobile. There's like cricket. There's pick one that
Speaker 1: already significantly cheaper than that.
Speaker 3: What is the benefit.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be lead in that gold paint. They're gonna
Speaker 5: spray paint those phones where they carn't do. But yeah, no,
Speaker 5: the Dave Smith thing, I saw him. I know jection
Speaker 5: about Dave Smith. I've only seen like a handful it
Speaker 5: takes from him like whatever, but like I know he's
Speaker 5: a comedian or was.
Speaker 1: Yeah he was. That's what you got to start.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: And then but I did see him, like there's a
Speaker 5: video of him from like I don't know how long ago,
Speaker 5: but he said like, yeah, if Trump, if Trump starts
Speaker 5: a war and Iran, I will apologize for having for
Speaker 5: a voting for him or whatever.
Speaker 4: Y Yeah, like I'm not gonna stand by that ship.
Speaker 4: And then, to his credit, he did it.
Speaker 3: He did.
Speaker 5: He did apologize and he even said like you should
Speaker 5: be impeached over this, yeah, which is kind of wild.
Speaker 1: Very low bar. But the thing that annoys me with
Speaker 1: the whole impeachment thing, I'm like, Okay, where were you
Speaker 1: when every all the other.
Speaker 3: Ship that he had, the fourteen other things that he did, Like, dude,
Speaker 3: I keep having.
Speaker 1: To remind people like whenever I'm talking to some people
Speaker 1: I know about like in politics that we all in
Speaker 1: unison unanimously Obama was the drone strike king. We always
Speaker 1: make jokes about it. And I was like, unfortunately Obama
Speaker 1: doesn't even have that anymore. Trump destroyed slaughtered his rights.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, right, something fucking slaughtered it.
Speaker 1: And and it's and and that actually upsets me because
Speaker 1: I was like, it was one thing that I feel
Speaker 1: like the left and the right could come together and
Speaker 1: shot on Obama for. And it's kind of like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: we can still shut on him, but it's not he
Speaker 1: just like he's not the king, not the crowd.
Speaker 5: They didn't like that because they thought it made him
Speaker 5: a hypocrite, right, and they and they wanted more, you know.
Speaker 1: They were like they're like, they're.
Speaker 3: Doing it so much and and your basis are like
Speaker 3: you and but you and you suck, but like you
Speaker 3: could be doing it so many, you could be doing
Speaker 3: it four hundred percent more and you're not doing it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess the only thing that the like, so
Speaker 1: the Dave Smith's and all of them were standing on
Speaker 1: no new wars. That's the thing that the bar even
Speaker 1: though every action that Trump did in the in the
Speaker 1: in the for and when it came to foreign policy,
Speaker 1: could have led to a war. The fact that a
Speaker 1: new one wasn't and did and it finally did, and
Speaker 1: it did and it finally did.
Speaker 4: Ripped up that he ripped up that around nuclear agreement.
Speaker 1: Well, that the the the agreement that you know, everything
Speaker 1: was running smoothly around and even people that I don't
Speaker 1: give a fuck about, like I'm a demijod back in
Speaker 1: the day where he did uh you know, he was
Speaker 1: the leader of RAN back in the day he didn't
Speaker 1: interview talking about Like listen, a lot of people talk
Speaker 1: a lot of shit, but like I'm legitimately Muslim, like
Speaker 1: I follow Islam.
Speaker 3: We don't believe in nuclear weapons.
Speaker 1: We just want power for our people, right, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I believe him yet, just because
Speaker 1: a lot of people talk a lot of shit. Because
Speaker 1: and also to be fair, he said there was no
Speaker 1: gay people in Iran, So it's like, I don't know
Speaker 1: if I can believe dude.
Speaker 4: That's awesome.
Speaker 1: I think at least he has some weird balancing act
Speaker 1: where he legitimately was just like I want to empower
Speaker 1: my people and have Iran thrive and not blow the
Speaker 1: fuck out of people, because what is that going to
Speaker 1: do for Iran?
Speaker 3: Well, isn't also the issue that like h well, Derek, also,
Speaker 3: you have to consider that they're months away from building
Speaker 3: a nuclear weapons.
Speaker 1: And they have been before you were born. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1: If I even knew Iran was a fig in they.
Speaker 3: Since nineteen The first one I saw was nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 5: I saw ninety five, and I was like, they've been close.
Speaker 5: They've been months away from this bomb. And to be fair, look,
Speaker 5: they do enrich uranium, but it's because they I'm pretty sure,
Speaker 5: and rich uranium is also used at a certain percentage
Speaker 5: I'm not to the point where you need to use well,
Speaker 5: it's also used specifically for like I think there's a
Speaker 5: percentage of enriched uranium that's not ninety percent that you
Speaker 5: would need for a mom but like sixty or something
Speaker 5: that's used for like pharmaceuticals and stuff and like medical stuff.
Speaker 5: And they're like one of the biggest exporters of that
Speaker 5: of that ship in the world.
Speaker 3: Isn't if I'm as I could be very off, But
Speaker 3: isn't uranium not even the most profitable means of creating
Speaker 3: a nuclear weapon anymore, hasn't been for a long.
Speaker 1: Fight, And I don't know anything.
Speaker 5: You'll have to ask Walter White, because like I don't know,
Speaker 5: I don't know how to build a nuclear bomb.
Speaker 1: You gotta ask because nobody knows more about nuclear energy
Speaker 1: than him.
Speaker 3: Nobody knows because wasn't uranium used at first US nutrinal bomb?
Speaker 3: Like like nigger, I don't know we're giving that in that.
Speaker 1: Is that well you're saying, look, we're not scientists here.
Speaker 1: I am so ignorant to that I could not even
Speaker 1: like it's so far removed from like.
Speaker 3: I decided to be racist.
Speaker 1: Well, because you're disgusting it in a way that I'm like, bro,
Speaker 1: you're you're saying, I can't even respond because I'm so
Speaker 1: ignorant to like knowing what goes into what they use
Speaker 1: for nuclear warfare. Right now, what's the most the best
Speaker 1: I knew about is depleted uranium being used in like
Speaker 1: bullets and stuff. Yeah, all I know to you being
Speaker 1: fucking sprayed everywhere and then places were uninhabitable, Like yeah.
Speaker 3: That's all.
Speaker 1: That's the closest I know. But as far as like
Speaker 1: the big bombs and shit, I never really, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know why webs of mass destruction
Speaker 1: don't fascinate me.
Speaker 5: I think it's because, you know, you'll never be around
Speaker 5: them in a way that isn't death. You know, like
Speaker 5: the only time you'll ever get first hand experience with
Speaker 5: a nuclear bomb is if you're also being melted by one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like some of the store is of
Speaker 1: like what happened in people is fascinating to like see
Speaker 1: like Jesus Christ. But as far as how they work,
Speaker 1: like I wasn't you know, I'm not a fucking Oppenheimer
Speaker 1: simp or I'm like, oh man, I want to know
Speaker 1: the I'm like, I don't know this. This is a
Speaker 1: it's this, it's this information. These people, these brains, they
Speaker 1: could have been forever energy, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Like energy that like energy, that's the whole thing that
Speaker 1: upsets me. That's how they motivate people.
Speaker 5: That's how they motivate good, well meaning people to go
Speaker 5: through these things.
Speaker 4: And then they're like, JK, we're gonna build a bus, We're.
Speaker 1: Gonna slaughter so many people.
Speaker 5: What guys, all right, guys, we're gonna make little chemicals
Speaker 5: that heal people.
Speaker 3: We're gonna be like, we're gonna make little chemicals that
Speaker 3: heal people.
Speaker 1: Isn't that great?
Speaker 5: And they're like, yeah, let's do it. And they spend
Speaker 5: all their time on an their passion. They're really excited
Speaker 5: about it. It's like all right, great and like all right,
Speaker 5: now we're gonna put these in bullets and we're gonna
Speaker 5: shoot at people. They're gonna make Selver generation happen so
Speaker 5: much that whether they're shot with a bullet, they just
Speaker 5: become a big, massive exp.
Speaker 1: And that's what you did. JK.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well the most discussed I think that's like it
Speaker 3: would have happened. That was like, that was like all
Speaker 3: humans should be evicted from Earth.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: That was like the moment where like God should come
Speaker 3: down and be like sorry, you guys had your chance.
Speaker 3: Y'all really fucked up? Why and then you're gone and
Speaker 3: everyone's gone and reset.
Speaker 1: All right, So make your prediction, make your World War
Speaker 1: three prediction. How deep does it go? How many? Yeah,
Speaker 1: how many countries getting evolved?
Speaker 3: Does it?
Speaker 1: So you think maybe like uh net and Yahoo will
Speaker 1: be granted some big bombs and some massive like bunker
Speaker 1: busters and just just fuck the whole place.
Speaker 3: Assumption as if it happens right, if this goes through,
Speaker 3: Israel's gone, They're gonna go after them first. They're right there,
Speaker 3: you know, like they're gonna go after them first, and
Speaker 3: then I can very much so see America sided to
Speaker 3: be like we didn't like them that much either, No,
Speaker 3: you're crazy.
Speaker 1: That'd be that'd be a that'd be a that would
Speaker 1: be nice.
Speaker 5: It would be hilarious if we were just like, oh,
Speaker 5: you just struck a rand unprovoked, by the way, like
Speaker 5: completely unprovoked.
Speaker 1: Scientists too, people that were just working. Well, yeah, it
Speaker 1: was it was like you're scared me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they like struck like an apartment building with like
Speaker 5: a nuclear scientist centered or something, or like a top.
Speaker 4: It was some crazy shit.
Speaker 5: But like a lot of like civilians died of course,
Speaker 5: and so yeah, I mean they've struck first. I would
Speaker 5: love for the US to be like, I don't know
Speaker 5: why you did that. You can fucking figure this out
Speaker 5: on your own, bitch, Like that would be like, that
Speaker 5: would be ideal. I don't know what we got out
Speaker 5: of his weel outside of like the occasional sitcom, you know.
Speaker 1: What, I think it is legitimately The people that are
Speaker 1: funding Trump the most are Christian fundamentalists and they.
Speaker 3: Believe right, yeah, like this is the Holy Land.
Speaker 1: These are the chosen people.
Speaker 4: Sucking text from Mike Huckabee.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh my god, it's uh, That's what I was
Speaker 1: kind of alluding to. It's type of people. You see that.
Speaker 1: Did you see that?
Speaker 5: The text from Mike Huckaby to Trump where he's like,
Speaker 5: I know Heaven speaks through you or something. It's like, brother,
Speaker 5: we can't have people in government that speak like this.
Speaker 5: We just can't do it. It's not like this isn't
Speaker 5: fucking Skyrim, Okay.
Speaker 3: The thing is that they want their wi fundamentalists.
Speaker 5: Talos like I would. I would definitely rather deal with
Speaker 5: dragons than Israel.
Speaker 3: The thing is that these these fundamentalists they want they
Speaker 3: want ruinate, they want apocalypse, they want it.
Speaker 1: It's a death call. They think they think that it's
Speaker 1: going to give them this grand entry into like civilization,
Speaker 1: and it's like, well, fuck everyone else. Do they think
Speaker 1: that's just trying to live? And it's like, don't they.
Speaker 3: Think you're insane? Don't they go die by yourself in
Speaker 3: a corner. Then you go do your own little apocalypse
Speaker 3: over there go die for this book that is full
Speaker 3: of conju. First of all, being a Christian in worshiping Jews,
Speaker 3: it's a huge contradiction biblically, like literally but.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't not necessarily yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: old and new or married, man, I get it.
Speaker 3: But inherently in the New Testament, it's like, hey, these guys,
Speaker 3: these guys killed the Romans, these guys put these guys
Speaker 3: put this guy, they into his death, which is insane,
Speaker 3: but it's it.
Speaker 1: Which is also fake. But whatever, It's just like, just
Speaker 1: go do this shake my faith. Do not try to
Speaker 1: shake my faith. I am a devout. If you've listened
Speaker 1: to this podcast just for many years, if you've been
Speaker 1: here the whole time, you know how true and consistent
Speaker 1: I've been about my faith and how much I love
Speaker 1: Jesus and the Lord. And I I don't like any
Speaker 1: of the things that have just been said for the
Speaker 1: past like two minutes, and and I I have to
Speaker 1: consider leaving this podcast.
Speaker 4: Do you love Israel?
Speaker 1: Yes? Good, I love Israel. Please give me money, yes,
Speaker 1: we give us more money. We love we love Israel,
Speaker 1: and we love the Lord.
Speaker 3: We love movies.
Speaker 1: Give me every wait being other people that get the
Speaker 1: best rules, like I know they might be a merit thing,
Speaker 1: right like uh, and people keep getting recurring roles like
Speaker 1: we're thinking about Deborah Deborah Wilson or were thinking about
Speaker 1: a Petro Pascal and stuff like that. Uh, let's not
Speaker 1: talk about merrit. What if it's them pledging their allegiance
Speaker 1: to Yahoo. If that's what happened, So I think we
Speaker 1: should keep trying. I think we should reach out to him.
Speaker 4: Let's see if we can get Benjamin Nett and Yahoo
Speaker 4: on the show.
Speaker 1: I think we could. I think we could. I'd be
Speaker 1: so we didn't get the jar the young hip crowd
Speaker 1: on our side.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, come on, Benjamin, we don't. We don't hate
Speaker 5: you at all.
Speaker 1: Hello Christopher Raymond Maldonado. Hello, h Kingstonian Jim Asan, I
Speaker 1: thank you for inviting me on my You really.
Speaker 5: Struggle with that president, the amount of struggle that went
Speaker 5: into that crazy fuck you Benjamin, Hey, why don't you
Speaker 5: just like stop, just chill stop?
Speaker 1: What what am I supposed to stop? I'm doing? Next?
Speaker 3: Places in the West Bank, leave other countries alone for
Speaker 3: a bit.
Speaker 1: You're telling me to stop doing what has been going
Speaker 1: on throughout history.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, you could do what history. You could
Speaker 3: stop creating more.
Speaker 1: Of it, But then that means life stops ceasing, because
Speaker 1: if history is no longer a thing, then that means
Speaker 1: there is.
Speaker 3: No stop creating negative history.
Speaker 1: Just one man's negativity Kingstonian, one man's negativity. Dstand all
Speaker 1: the charges. Listen right to see listen, listen, both the apartments.
Speaker 1: God listen.
Speaker 4: We actually low key terrified that you're here.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. It would be riots.
Speaker 3: That would be like protest right, it would be crazy.
Speaker 1: He's getting got yea some some guys in America.
Speaker 3: Again, he's cooked.
Speaker 1: Did you just say that I would be getting got?
Speaker 1: Didn't run to Greece?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yes I did, But now I'm here? Of course
Speaker 3: he did.
Speaker 1: I was in Greece, but now I'm I'm in here.
Speaker 1: I'm in California. Now he's in Burbank.
Speaker 3: I'm in Burbank. That's interesting.
Speaker 1: Welcome. Would you like to get some some now, some lula,
Speaker 1: some litla cubs.
Speaker 3: I'd rather not hang out with you, sir.
Speaker 1: I know a really good place right up the street. No,
Speaker 1: you don't, how do you know do you follow me?
Speaker 1: Do you know my life?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're you're fairly well documented. Sir.
Speaker 1: Listen, nigga.
Speaker 5: He says, we're gonna call this special guests. We're gonna
Speaker 5: call this episode. This should be like as if we're
Speaker 5: interviewing regimen's.
Speaker 1: Complete fake holy ship? How did they get how did
Speaker 1: they get Benjamin?
Speaker 4: That ye out of this fucking bullshit? Any podcasts?
Speaker 3: I don't even know what I would do. If I
Speaker 3: spoke to I'd be like, just bro, what's good? Like
Speaker 3: where's your plan? Like where do you try to listen to?
Speaker 3: If you were in my position, what would you do?
Speaker 1: Not this?
Speaker 3: I would stop. I would leave the Palestinians alone, try
Speaker 3: to create like a health report.
Speaker 1: Then they'll take over, and then all my people will
Speaker 1: have stopped over like the way you guys took over.
Speaker 1: There is it possible? Rather that was a place before
Speaker 1: you all told me? You can ask Benjamin a question
Speaker 1: that's not true. What I ask you just do you
Speaker 1: think it's possible that the greatest ally that anti Semitism
Speaker 1: has is the actions of the Israeli government? Is that possible? Christopher?
Speaker 1: You make an excellent point, but you're also a bitch.
Speaker 1: How don't you want to understand that.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm happy to take that for your only.
Speaker 1: Biggest anti Semitism or whatever you said, is you and
Speaker 1: anyone who is against anything that I do. Nothing else
Speaker 1: matters in this world except for I have the right
Speaker 1: to defend myself, and I am Israel and uh everybody else.
Speaker 5: I think you strike a ran first though Ben didn't
Speaker 5: like you. You kind of struck first. It's not really
Speaker 5: defending yourself.
Speaker 1: They looked at me very mean Iran, the entire the
Speaker 1: country of ever many. I think there's like like ninety
Speaker 1: million people there or something. They all looked at me
Speaker 1: weird and and and I took that as a threat.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like they looked at me really weird
Speaker 1: and that scared me so I had to strike him.
Speaker 3: Do you feel like Casey Anthony was self defending because
Speaker 3: the baby, my baby was very dangerous.
Speaker 1: Fair You don't know. You weren't there, Christopher. You don't
Speaker 1: know what that baby was doing. I don't know that
Speaker 1: the g that baby was talking to Hamas. Oh, that
Speaker 1: baby was harboring Hamas agents.
Speaker 5: That's a different story INtime. That shifts my entire perspective
Speaker 5: I'm glad that you finally know the truth.
Speaker 1: Christopher.
Speaker 4: We che have Casey Anthony on the program next we should.
Speaker 1: She's my best friend. I can call her. Do you
Speaker 1: do you?
Speaker 3: Do you not understand that that at all at a
Speaker 3: time passes where this will this will pass?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Yes, the uh, the fervent hatred towards your people is
Speaker 3: going to be revamped in a way that we haven't
Speaker 3: seen such a certain Austrian feller. You're aware of that, right.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now that me and the
Speaker 1: proud Jewish people we feed on hatred. We have we have,
Speaker 1: we have, we have, we have this. We have manufactured
Speaker 1: ourselves and positioned ourselves to feed on hate, and we
Speaker 1: are getting stronger. We're becoming like day walkers. Essentially. Interesting.
Speaker 1: That's the best analogy I can come up.
Speaker 5: But I'm still not over the fact that Vinjamin, who
Speaker 5: has Casey Anthony on speed dial, basically.
Speaker 1: Have speed speed number one. That is, my family is speed.
Speaker 1: My family is two, three, four and five. Chasey Anthony
Speaker 1: is my number one speed dial. I don't see anything.
Speaker 1: We see what's up? Yo? See?
Speaker 5: Now, how stupid do we have to treat the listener?
Speaker 5: Here in regards to uh, how specific we're being, And
Speaker 5: what I mean by that is like, do we really
Speaker 5: need to say the obvious thing, which is.
Speaker 4: Nobody cares if you're Jewish?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. See, here's the thing, Christopher.
Speaker 3: Okay, Benjamin, Yeah, sometimes you care.
Speaker 1: Sometimes well you are, I care if you're a comedian,
Speaker 1: you're a flaming anti semi. I understand that.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's happening.
Speaker 1: The thing that was happening is every time you say
Speaker 1: that you don't care about me being Jewish, is what
Speaker 1: you're actually saying is you hate you so much and
Speaker 1: wish they were all dead.
Speaker 4: I see, I see my error.
Speaker 1: Now. See that's that's the problem. Is every time you
Speaker 1: say that, you're like, I don't care, it's not about
Speaker 1: that at all. What I'm hearing and what the world
Speaker 1: is hearing, is that it's one about that, and you
Speaker 1: only want us dead, and you actually would be happy
Speaker 1: as soon as we're all gone, and then we would
Speaker 1: you think the world would be peaceful.
Speaker 5: And I see, Benjamin, So I hadn't considered that right
Speaker 5: because I'm not crazy. But that's a great that's that's
Speaker 5: great insight. I had no idea no idea the world
Speaker 5: felt that way.
Speaker 1: If you would just listen to Casey Anthony, she would
Speaker 1: explain that to you.
Speaker 3: Because I didn't. I didn't feel that way. But now
Speaker 3: he explained that to me. I think I do feel
Speaker 3: that way.
Speaker 1: So I flipped you. I flipped you guys. You flipped
Speaker 1: me to hating you guys. Interesting.
Speaker 3: No, I actually from what I just heard is that
Speaker 3: you are.
Speaker 1: Now it's gaslighting himself constantly. I mean all of them, literally,
Speaker 1: all of who you're on the side politicians, all right,
Speaker 1: you support genocide? Uh you you you you support you
Speaker 1: are doing so you just support genocide in general.
Speaker 3: And and yes.
Speaker 1: Look we don't need a mince words or anything.
Speaker 4: Was the only the only general anything I.
Speaker 5: Support is Genoa Solami from The Wars has It's delicious.
Speaker 1: I like, I like Geno's from Uh, it's not as
Speaker 1: one from one punch Man Generals. That's what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: Punch Man, we're talking about, and that's exactly what we're
Speaker 1: trying to do to Hamas. We're trying to one punch Hamas.
Speaker 3: And a building full of people. Interesting.
Speaker 1: They're just if they would just leave, they can they
Speaker 1: can negotiation talks that were trying to wear every citizen
Speaker 1: a jet pack. Oh, I didn't hear about this in
Speaker 1: the news because of the anti Semitic right, The anti
Speaker 1: Semitic media didn't tell me about the jet packs. Did
Speaker 1: you finally understand they didn't tell us about the jet
Speaker 1: packs that you who gave to every Palestindian so they
Speaker 1: could leave the guys in the strip over to jump
Speaker 1: over the walls that they set up to prevent them
Speaker 1: from leaving on foot or by boat or by vehicle. Amazing, listen,
Speaker 1: we understood that just like, uh, you know your your
Speaker 1: your former co host that I replaced it accidentally, you
Speaker 1: know bombed well on my way here piece Derek, you
Speaker 1: bombed Dereka. It was you know, I that's wherever I go,
Speaker 1: I bomb and unfortunately he had he just was in
Speaker 1: the way wherever you go. You bought what he Dave Ruman.
Speaker 3: Hold on a second, I have Dave Ruben on speed Dow.
Speaker 1: He's never seven after, he's right after his family. But
Speaker 1: wayble o case. Hey, I heard everything. That's not very nice.
Speaker 1: Fuck you. Okay, listen, I have much more killing to do,
Speaker 1: so thank you for having me on the podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 1: Would you like a jet pack and a bomb?
Speaker 5: I would love a jet pack. I don't know if
Speaker 5: I want to bomb though, Well can they separate? Are
Speaker 5: the bombs in the jet packs? And that's the kind
Speaker 5: of you're catching on, Christopher. You're very smart, I say,
Speaker 5: I say, you're very smart.
Speaker 1: Christopher.
Speaker 4: Thank you. That's a compliment I will take forever.
Speaker 1: I will tell you when I give you the jet
Speaker 1: pack bomb that straps on you and doesn't let go. Uh, listen, everybody,
Speaker 1: Heaven is a real and great place, right or something?
Speaker 1: I know. I think it's great. Here's the thing.
Speaker 4: If you're dead, you go to heaven, right, So you're
Speaker 4: just helping people get to heaven.
Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, you're very Why don't you take Christopher? You're
Speaker 1: very smart?
Speaker 3: Why don't you take a trip first? Why don't you
Speaker 3: go first?
Speaker 1: God has told me I have much more work to do.
Speaker 1: God is tired and and and he's in Old Testament
Speaker 1: he slaughtered so much. But he specifically said, hey, bb,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lob this past to you. Yeah, dunk it.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna go back to Israel? You are gonna
Speaker 1: go go to Greece first. I'm gonna split myself in half. Oh,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna see how that works, and so I
Speaker 1: could be two places at once. Half of Venzer Very
Speaker 1: was seen pop Blake hopscotching down the street at Israel
Speaker 1: and splits into.
Speaker 3: Two smaller equally sized versus of himself and they're both doing.
Speaker 4: Oh he's like a said, he becomes like a like
Speaker 4: a cell junior kind of.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't know that we have the technology to
Speaker 1: do that with all the billions of dollars. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I had I call him little Yahoo, little fucking Yees.
Speaker 1: That's really ye. You didn't know Kanye when he went
Speaker 1: on Alice Jones and he tried to make that joke
Speaker 1: about a net and you who that I can actually
Speaker 1: turn into those things.
Speaker 4: I still can't get over that joke, man, I think
Speaker 4: about that every now.
Speaker 3: I thought about that joke way when I was like
Speaker 3: when I first heard his name, when I was like
Speaker 3: maybe twelve, and I was like, no one's named that
Speaker 3: for real?
Speaker 5: And I saw that n Yeah, who is a funny name,
Speaker 5: But like it's so funny because it's such a funny
Speaker 5: name for such an unfunny person. You think that he
Speaker 5: would have been like for for a guy born in
Speaker 5: Philadelphia to be named net and Yahoo.
Speaker 4: You think he would be like, oh, he.
Speaker 3: Was born there. I think he just went to school there.
Speaker 4: He just went to school. Why did you go to
Speaker 4: school in Philadelphia if you.
Speaker 3: Weren't born I don't know, go ahead and look it up.
Speaker 4: Whatever the point is, he could have just been a comedian.
Speaker 1: Should have moved to New York. Yeah, become fucking every
Speaker 1: other fucking comedian that lives over there.
Speaker 5: He should he went to Catcherizing Star and did a
Speaker 5: couple sets, you know.
Speaker 1: But instead he just had to bomb some That's what
Speaker 1: I had to do. And anyway, thank you so much
Speaker 1: for in Tel Aviv. One in Tel Aviv, and then
Speaker 1: he spent some time in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 5: Was he born in the Iron Dome? Like in one
Speaker 5: of the missile defense things or whatever?
Speaker 1: The Iron Dome was my womb? Horrifying?
Speaker 3: That'll make it. I don't make it like that for sure.
Speaker 1: Anyway, what else? I'm eternal? Anyway, Get the hell out
Speaker 1: of here, you he goes, all right, told you guys,
Speaker 1: there's another thing that happened on the back. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: I survived the bomb.
Speaker 4: Oh crazy, he said, yeah, he said, he bombed you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was crazy. I was actually just getting some
Speaker 1: food or whatever, and the bomb struck right in front
Speaker 1: of my face. He went to.
Speaker 3: M I T huh, yeah, my gross. And he went
Speaker 3: to Horbard as well too. He might have just lived
Speaker 3: in America for a while.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: He went to school with con Obrian.
Speaker 3: I remember he had some ties to there's no Philly ties.
Speaker 1: I maybe I got that wrong.
Speaker 5: Is it possible that Benjamin and Yahoo and con O'Brien
Speaker 5: were in the same class?
Speaker 4: ConA Brian went to Harvard?
Speaker 1: He did, didn't he?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't surprise me.
Speaker 4: How old are both of them?
Speaker 1: I think, I think, Yeah, who's older? Do you think?
Speaker 9: So?
Speaker 3: I don't know, definitely older.
Speaker 1: How old is corne O'Brien.
Speaker 3: Brian's like probably like fifty five.
Speaker 1: I think he's probably closest.
Speaker 4: I think he's in his sixties.
Speaker 1: He's in sixties or so.
Speaker 4: That's why I'm saying, like I think Benjamin and yeah,
Speaker 4: who's kind of close?
Speaker 1: He seemed. I I literally have no idea.
Speaker 4: I have no concept.
Speaker 1: I was born forty nine, so forty nine, fifty Yeah,
Speaker 1: Conan's definitely ok seventy six right now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, so he's Connor. Brian's definitely than that would
Speaker 3: be fucking shocking.
Speaker 1: Conan's still uh maintaining his red hair so like it's
Speaker 1: hard to eat. It's hard to clock him.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's hard to clock gingers as they age.
Speaker 3: He's definitely he's definitely doing and his hair is not
Speaker 3: like that problem anymore. Well, it's not like it's not like,
Speaker 3: you know, you know, red red red, but it's red
Speaker 3: red red, definitely red, wrong red. He's sixty two. Colden
Speaker 3: is much old enough thought it. He's sixty two. That
Speaker 3: seems about right.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know old Gordon Ramsey is five fifty eight
Speaker 1: something like that. What do you think I think he's
Speaker 1: what like sixty eight? He's almost in his mid seventies. Whoa,
Speaker 1: he looks great. He looks I mean based on what
Speaker 1: I said, I don't know, I haven't seen him. He
Speaker 1: looks fantastic. He's not in his mid sevni he's just
Speaker 1: about no way, he's just he's almost in as midsel.
Speaker 1: I can believe that if kaids they're young, aren't this
Speaker 1: kids sort of young? I mean you could fuck you
Speaker 1: can fuck it like an idiot age, you know, busting
Speaker 1: nuts in his fifties and shit, that's crazy. How old
Speaker 1: this is? Right? Right, he's fifty eight. I was literally
Speaker 1: exactly right, He's not fifty eight, he's literally fifty eight.
Speaker 3: Exact.
Speaker 1: I was exactly right, that's crazy. And I was exactly
Speaker 1: I don't know where that fuck that is weird came
Speaker 1: out of nowhere.
Speaker 3: Sometimes a guess just like hits like that. That felt right,
Speaker 3: it felt I looked at his birthday three years I
Speaker 3: was like, fifty five years old.
Speaker 1: Interesting. Yeah, anyway, there was you know where that number
Speaker 1: came from him being that old? Where in a show
Speaker 1: he said it himself, seventy seven years old, fucking line
Speaker 1: little line, ye eighty lines.
Speaker 3: Wait, so he just said I'm in my mid seventies,
Speaker 3: said he was.
Speaker 1: Like seventy like four or something. That's crazy. And then uh,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, that's nuts.
Speaker 4: I can actually see him.
Speaker 1: And then the thing is I didn't even check it
Speaker 1: because I'm like, why would you lie? There's no way.
Speaker 4: Like me with fucking Greenland and uh New Zealand or whatever.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the yeah, there was one other thing about the
Speaker 5: political situation that I didn't want to touch on.
Speaker 4: It's that that Tucker Carlson interview with.
Speaker 5: Uh oh yeah with uh Ted Cruz, who I've always hated.
Speaker 1: Does he have any fans?
Speaker 4: And I know, like, who the fuck likes Crew?
Speaker 1: Ted Crew? The minute?
Speaker 5: I mean I didn't like him before anyway, but like
Speaker 5: the minute, like Trump was like your wife's uh who
Speaker 5: and she's fat in a bitch.
Speaker 4: And then he was like I love you, mister president.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 5: Like the minute that happened, I was like, Wow, you're
Speaker 5: barely a man, Like you're barely even a human being.
Speaker 1: That is crazy ass.
Speaker 4: I can't believe she's still with him.
Speaker 3: It is like to have somebody.
Speaker 4: They're definitely like separated, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're definitely like we're not sure, we're not
Speaker 1: cool at all anymore.
Speaker 3: But like I'll stick with you for your money, yeah
Speaker 3: you know, I.
Speaker 1: Mean yeah, because that's why he didn't That's why he
Speaker 1: didn't say anything, right, so he can keep his up
Speaker 1: his position, right, and so for sure it's same. I
Speaker 1: would do the same thing if I was her, like yeah,
Speaker 1: fuck you, but I'm still gonna stay so I can
Speaker 1: take your money for sure when you die, which you will,
Speaker 1: should have U When do you go to Cancun when
Speaker 1: everybody was freezing in Fuing, Texas or something famous pie.
Speaker 4: I mean, he did the thing.
Speaker 5: It's like I'm going to Greece later, tel Aviv enjoy
Speaker 5: the missiles that I fucking provoked.
Speaker 1: So like so crazy.
Speaker 5: So Tucker Carlson had an interview with Ted Cruz and
Speaker 5: it's fuckingsing.
Speaker 1: It is crazy.
Speaker 5: I don't know how you get dog walked by Tucker
Speaker 5: Carlson because Tucker Carlson is not he's not stupid, but
Speaker 5: he's not like he's not like the final Boss, you
Speaker 5: know what I mean, like not by any means. And
Speaker 5: I do think there is like it's so funny because
Speaker 5: like during this interview you could see it like where
Speaker 5: there's like there's like a little there's like an embryo
Speaker 5: of a real journalist like in there, you know what
Speaker 5: I mean, just like Chung where he's able to extract
Speaker 5: crazy information from people if he if he prods them
Speaker 5: in the right way. The fact that he got Ted
Speaker 5: Cruz to basically say like we're we're operating military strikes
Speaker 5: on a round right now, and then he goes we
Speaker 5: It's like, well he's real, Well you just said we.
Speaker 5: It's like well we're and he's stammering. He just basically
Speaker 5: admitted that we're already doing shit. Uh, it's kind of crazy.
Speaker 5: It's uh. I mean, I don't normally recommend people watch
Speaker 5: Tucker Carlson at all because it's usually it's usually garbage.
Speaker 5: He's like right, like twenty maybe like twenty fifteen percent
Speaker 5: of the.
Speaker 1: Time, team dude. Whenever he's like right, he usually he
Speaker 1: undercuts it. Yeah, like like the next day or the
Speaker 1: next whatever it is. Yeah, we know from the dominion
Speaker 1: lawsuit that he was never a fan of Trump. He
Speaker 1: always hated him.
Speaker 5: But like he went on Fox News and like snob
Speaker 5: slob does not anyway, So like you can only have
Speaker 5: so much respect for someone at a certain point where
Speaker 5: it's it's like I don't really care about that, Yeah,
Speaker 5: because you ultimately went along.
Speaker 3: With it anyway, beef drink, even when you knew it
Speaker 3: was fake. But we know that that's true. Those are
Speaker 3: real emails so that you can look up. But this
Speaker 3: interview is wild. Ted Cruz is a fucking idiot. He's
Speaker 3: a big faced moron. I can't believe that this guy
Speaker 3: has any any renown even slightly.
Speaker 1: There's no bar Man it does like nothing matters to
Speaker 1: those people as long as you just it's literally nothing matters,
Speaker 1: Like Lauren Bolbert, Marjorie Taylor Green, it doesn't matter. You
Speaker 1: can just insert somebody and they will just they'll be
Speaker 1: fans of them. They will do nothing for them. They'll ship,
Speaker 1: they'll literally take a dump on their constituents faces. They'll
Speaker 1: they'll get in a helicopter on ladder and just start
Speaker 1: shitting on them, and they'll still vote for them, like
Speaker 1: because like like Ted Cruz should have been hanged when
Speaker 1: he fucking when he left while like his fucking people
Speaker 1: were dying, and then he's just like I'm still here.
Speaker 1: Like it's like, no, you don't. You don't get to
Speaker 1: just fucking have your job. You you did the worst
Speaker 1: thing you possibly could have done. You abandon them when
Speaker 1: they need you most, you know, like at least fucking
Speaker 1: pretend to care.
Speaker 5: Freeze thing that happened in Texas was crazy. I never
Speaker 5: I've never seen anything like that, man, the cold, I know.
Speaker 1: But that's what happens when you have fucking privatized energy
Speaker 1: that they have no fucking regulations, you know, Like the
Speaker 1: the thing was like a privatized even our water and Burdbank. Well,
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm like, this water seems little o, something seems
Speaker 1: a little extra. And uh, we actually stopped using our
Speaker 1: filters for a while, and I was just buying bottled
Speaker 1: water because it seemed a little fucky because you know,
Speaker 1: it's privatized here, so then if something goes wrong.
Speaker 3: Water in California in so long, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Well, I have a double filter to like, you know,
Speaker 1: make it pretty. It tastes like a lot. It tastes
Speaker 1: almost as good as like reverse osmosis. Right, But for
Speaker 1: a while I took a break just because it just
Speaker 1: it's kind of the water smelled like paint. Dude. I
Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck is this anyway? And then
Speaker 1: Jojo was talking one of her coworkers and she brought
Speaker 1: it up herself, and the Jojo didn't be like, am
Speaker 1: I crazyer? Did this happen? So I'm like, all right, man,
Speaker 1: And I feel like they have no obligation to fucking
Speaker 1: say anything because it's a fucking private company.
Speaker 4: Yes you can't.
Speaker 5: Uh, it's it is great, But some of the I
Speaker 5: remember seeing photos of like like icicles hanging off with
Speaker 5: like ceiling fans, yeah, and like ceiling lights and shit,
Speaker 5: And I'm like, that is crazy, man.
Speaker 1: I get that it's not built for it, but like
Speaker 1: I have a friend over there that she showed me
Speaker 1: some some stuff like they're frozen.
Speaker 3: They had some also some flooding going on.
Speaker 1: Too, So it was like, like you said, it looked
Speaker 1: like a fucking ice an ice cave in some houses and.
Speaker 3: We're just dying. You were getting cooked in their fucking houses.
Speaker 1: The houses pretty much now that at this point, At
Speaker 1: this point, I'm like, I can't we know the global
Speaker 1: warning warming and the climate change trajectories at this point
Speaker 1: if you haven't put in a c like I'm sorry, Scotland, England,
Speaker 1: all the fucking places up there, you can't. You can't
Speaker 1: even fucking Seattle, Washington. It's sorry, guys. You at least
Speaker 1: need a portable ac now. It's if you don't do
Speaker 1: that and you cook yourself to death, you're fucking retarded.
Speaker 1: At this point, there's no there's no there's no point,
Speaker 1: there's no point in holding onto Maybe things will get better.
Speaker 1: It's like not really, you can keep going the other direction.
Speaker 1: But anyway, Yeah, that that interview is crazy. What else? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't see that I need I'll just take your
Speaker 1: word for everything. I don't. I just you can look
Speaker 1: up the clips.
Speaker 5: It really is just it really is ultimately just Ted
Speaker 5: Crew is making a fool of himself in front of
Speaker 5: an idiot.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: It's kind of how they're not an idiot, but like
Speaker 5: a dishonest a dishonest hack who is who happens to
Speaker 5: be correct in this case? What else happened? The did
Speaker 5: you go to the the No Kings, I did not.
Speaker 3: You didn't go, shame shame on you.
Speaker 5: That ship was fucking crazy. I was at the Federal
Speaker 5: Building in LA when it started getting nuts. I'm actually
Speaker 5: on Hassan's stream. I think for like a second you
Speaker 5: could see me. But like, uh, that was wild because
Speaker 5: they were just they they were you know, rubber bolts
Speaker 5: are huge. I had no concept like one like they
Speaker 5: shot at us with rubber bullets and I was like,
Speaker 5: oh ship, I was like dodging s.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I dodged anything, probably, but like
Speaker 3: barrelrolls just like that's my steps on your trampled.
Speaker 4: But I was there, and I like, I saw it, dude.
Speaker 5: I saw it firsthand, man, And it is wild to
Speaker 5: see these things firsthand because you get a sense of
Speaker 5: things that's so clear in comparison to like even just
Speaker 5: a video or like you know, high quality footage, where
Speaker 5: like you could see that protesters were moving barricades to
Speaker 5: keep the cops from pushing in, and then they were like,
Speaker 5: oh shit, they're moving defensive barricades to keep us in.
Speaker 5: Let's start shooting. It was so insane, it was so outright,
Speaker 5: and it was so far away too, like they were
Speaker 5: nowhere near the police when they were moving the barricades,
Speaker 5: but they still like shot. And I saw some dude
Speaker 5: get domed in the fucking nose with a rubber bullet and.
Speaker 3: He was like bleeding like crazy.
Speaker 4: He's like, fuck these guys.
Speaker 5: He had like his like a stream, and I was like, Yo,
Speaker 5: that's fucking nuts. They were throwing tear gas. They were
Speaker 5: fucking it was nuts to be in that area at
Speaker 5: that time.
Speaker 1: I was like, Yo, this is chaos.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 5: And I remember they had flash bangs. I had no
Speaker 5: clue how loud a flash bang was, because why would you,
Speaker 5: I guess, huh, they are there not bright at all,
Speaker 5: there's no there's no shine at all.
Speaker 3: They just go off and they stun you.
Speaker 5: I think it was far enough away or at least
Speaker 5: by the time like people were starting get started getting shot.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh shit, uh so I moved away.
Speaker 5: Obviously I don't want to be shot. But that ship
Speaker 5: was crazy. But it was so clear that like, oh,
Speaker 5: the police are the people who agitate these things the most.
Speaker 5: And then what I noticed too is that there was
Speaker 5: a curfew, right, And it was like, I think what
Speaker 5: time was it for? Do you guys remember like the
Speaker 5: notifications that you got on your phone? I think I
Speaker 5: think it was eight Yeah, it was like I think
Speaker 5: you're right, yeah, there was, because that was my guess.
Speaker 5: It was like eight pm curfew, right, so everybody out,
Speaker 5: uh after eight pm, you're or whatever. And what I
Speaker 5: noticed that they were due is like at six pm
Speaker 5: they would get the police and they would form like
Speaker 5: this crazy like wall of policemen and they would inclose
Speaker 5: on an area to keep people from leaving at six
Speaker 5: At six pm, like I managed to sneak out somehow,
Speaker 5: but like they they they would enclose people and so
Speaker 5: like they couldn't leave, and so if they were stuck
Speaker 5: there for like two hours, then they would like they
Speaker 5: would basically entrap them and so like, hey, you're out.
Speaker 5: You're out past curfew. We have to arrest you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy to watch.
Speaker 5: They were like there's a great photo that a friend
Speaker 5: of mine took of these Marines standing in front of
Speaker 5: like and by the way, I really feel like the
Speaker 5: Marines did not want to be there, based on the
Speaker 5: conversations that I overheard between them and like based on
Speaker 5: the conversations that they were having with just like people
Speaker 5: on the street who would like come up to them
Speaker 5: and talk to them. They just seemed so over it.
Speaker 5: And I think these two Marines in particular stood they
Speaker 5: stood in front of this big spray paint thing that
Speaker 5: said fuck ice, but they stood in front of it
Speaker 5: almost as if like they were begging to be photographed,
Speaker 5: Like they were like dead center and it was just
Speaker 5: two of them, Like there was no way they were
Speaker 5: stationed there. It was very bizarre. So like I got
Speaker 5: kind of a sense of I don't know, like nobody
Speaker 5: was kind of except for like the lapd of course,
Speaker 5: who loves Yeah, they love just tear gassing, random fucking
Speaker 5: you dot a fucking.
Speaker 1: They're big dude. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I saw a couple of people get shot domed.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if you if you want, if you want
Speaker 1: some battle scars, I mean, that's the best way to
Speaker 1: do it. There was a lot of people because it
Speaker 1: was a younger people that protest. They kind of want
Speaker 1: to be in the line of fire to kind of
Speaker 1: prove that, like like they really give a fuck, and
Speaker 1: you don't have to get yourself hurt.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't recommend it socially if you're young.
Speaker 1: You know you're listening to this right now. No, no,
Speaker 1: you should probably try to not get hurt. But I
Speaker 1: understand also it is kind of cool to have a
Speaker 1: battle scar. I get it, you know, I kind of
Speaker 1: get the balance. But I would personally prefer you know,
Speaker 1: especially I'm much older now. I felt a little bit
Speaker 1: different at the time where I was much more active.
Speaker 1: I was considered myself like an activist and I would
Speaker 1: do stuff and organized sometimes. Now I'm tired. I'm tired,
Speaker 1: but I do I say, I'm fucking proud to see
Speaker 1: everybody that went out. I actually, this is so funny,
Speaker 1: the contrast of what all y'all were doing, and we
Speaker 1: had Me and Jojo had some She booked some tickets
Speaker 1: for us to go to the Huntington like the Botanical gardens,
Speaker 1: the gardens and the photos I put I put no
Speaker 1: photos up because I'm like, Okay, here's all these people
Speaker 1: at the No King's protest and I'm in this flowery
Speaker 1: fucking garden and like like in the widest most peaceful bullshells,
Speaker 1: like this is so fucking like insensitive.
Speaker 4: Right now, didn't give a fuck she's she didn't even.
Speaker 3: Don't like, oh, she's with European Americans getting mad at
Speaker 3: protesting about things. She don't get over it. We can't
Speaker 3: protest back home, they'll bomb our house.
Speaker 1: Bro. She can't fucking stand like she she can't. It's
Speaker 1: mainly the health care. She's just she's so upset. Of course,
Speaker 1: she's so fucking of course, so broken, And yeah, that's.
Speaker 5: All we wanted, man, So I would I would have
Speaker 5: settled for so little, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 5: I just like, give me, give you health care, Like
Speaker 5: I just want my tax dollars to feel like it's.
Speaker 1: Going towards me in some way for me to do.
Speaker 1: And that's it education. That's it healthcare.
Speaker 3: And then like a standard, a decent standard education across
Speaker 3: the country, and I'd be the country would be well,
Speaker 3: first of all, wouldn't be this because they'd be like, oh,
Speaker 3: we can't let it get to this sure, and then
Speaker 3: two they can live, you know, so like maybe maybe
Speaker 3: not those things are gonna work for like the current
Speaker 3: form of America.
Speaker 1: But you know, do you think anyone's gonna try to
Speaker 1: do you think or do you think Congress is too
Speaker 1: cowardice to try to ause Trump at all?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 3: And he's he's gonna pass away before he gets kicked
Speaker 3: out of the office, like he don know. Way he's
Speaker 3: leaving is if he gets passes away or he doesn't
Speaker 3: go for the third term.
Speaker 1: But he's not like or he's gonna slip on those
Speaker 1: stairs at Air Force bust his head open.
Speaker 5: They're not like because dude, like those stairs. I think
Speaker 5: every president has slipped on those stairs.
Speaker 1: I think you have to eventually.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it makes sense. I mean like, yeah, if you
Speaker 5: spend enough time going.
Speaker 3: To relatives too. Yeah, Obama did soon as he was
Speaker 3: a relatively young man compared to everybody.
Speaker 4: Obama did trip.
Speaker 5: He did trip too, of course. It's it's you're going up,
Speaker 5: You're going up those stairs, like how many times?
Speaker 1: Like you're kind of do you remember when he did it?
Speaker 3: Like he like broke his neck, but then he like reset.
Speaker 1: It and oh yeah, it was like a ninety degree
Speaker 1: was a completely ninety degree bend. And then he just
Speaker 1: kind of like was like what what what what? He
Speaker 1: fucking he fucking sugar watered himself back to sugar Water.
Speaker 5: Any of the King's marsh. It was awesome to see
Speaker 5: everybody there. I ran into a couple of fans there,
Speaker 5: which is cool. That was nice to see.
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh, what did you catch any Troup's rally?
Speaker 4: Got the military period? It's so funny.
Speaker 5: I didn't see anything about it until like the day
Speaker 5: after obviously, but like, uh, dude, there's there's one shot
Speaker 5: of a squeaky tank that.
Speaker 3: I thought.
Speaker 5: I actually still feel like, I don't know how much
Speaker 5: I believe that that's real, because it seemed edited, Like
Speaker 5: it seemed like if you wanted to make something funny
Speaker 5: on purpose, that's how you would do it.
Speaker 4: And so like I thought, like, that's got to be
Speaker 4: an edit.
Speaker 3: There's no way the tank was like squeaking like that,
Speaker 3: Like really it was.
Speaker 1: That's so fucking there's there's there's.
Speaker 5: I give him the benefit of that. I was like,
Speaker 5: that's gotta be it.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, dude. It was. It was.
Speaker 3: It could not have gone any better.
Speaker 1: Like, let's just put it that way, the duxtaposition. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the fucking military just not gave me out of comination.
Speaker 1: They just didn't care. That's crazy. They were just walking.
Speaker 1: They weren't even trying to be coordinated, because if if
Speaker 1: a hundred of people right now, we could eventually at
Speaker 1: least try and it would be better than what they
Speaker 1: didn't try. They didn't give a shit. There were just
Speaker 1: a lot of.
Speaker 3: People that in the military were like, yeah, they didn't
Speaker 3: give a fuck. They didn't get because like.
Speaker 5: Why would I dude, I genuinely think, uh, and I
Speaker 5: know that this is kind of like, uh, there's an
Speaker 5: element of like projection here in some sense where it's
Speaker 5: just like, oh, this would be cool if this was this,
Speaker 5: But I'm I'm self aware enough to know that, like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: I mean whatever. You can want something to be a
Speaker 5: certain way and it's not necessarily.
Speaker 1: How it is.
Speaker 5: But the way that they were so passionlessly marching, you know,
Speaker 5: like it did strike me as like they understand that
Speaker 5: they that this is dumb. Yes, you know, I don't
Speaker 5: because I've seen marches before, even in the US where
Speaker 5: it's it's pretty ya.
Speaker 1: I mean if you tried, yeah, it would would have
Speaker 1: looked better. They weren't trying.
Speaker 5: I've literally been to like military base, like as my
Speaker 5: dad was in the army, and I remember like seeing
Speaker 5: them practice and ship uh and they're good.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: The fact that they the fact they.
Speaker 5: Know how to do it, and so the fact that
Speaker 5: at this military parade that they weren't doing it is
Speaker 5: so interesting to me because it just strikes me as
Speaker 5: like intentional, But I also acknowledge that could just be
Speaker 5: like looking for me.
Speaker 1: I think it's intentional, but it's just we intentionally what
Speaker 1: what is the intent? Is really the question is it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: is it a sound protest or is it literally just apathy?
Speaker 1: They're like this fucking sucks. I don't care, you know.
Speaker 1: Either way, it's funny. Yeah, I think it's more of
Speaker 1: the apathy thing. They're just like this is this doesn't
Speaker 1: They didn't feel them with pride or fucking anything any
Speaker 1: patriotism to march for this fucking asshole.
Speaker 3: He didn't do it.
Speaker 1: Like, especially if you're in the military, you you understand
Speaker 1: at a certain level that Trump is.
Speaker 3: Not a tough guy.
Speaker 1: He's not a you know, it's usually the not it's
Speaker 1: civilians who think he's tough. They think he's more people
Speaker 1: who are just too far gone that Yeah, like the
Speaker 1: people like usually if you're if you're like okay, my
Speaker 1: my fucking commander, my this or my that or whatever.
Speaker 1: These people that are actually kind of hard nose and ship,
Speaker 1: you understand, they're not doweye Trump that thinks literally exercising
Speaker 1: is bad for you, Like that is a real thing,
Speaker 1: is bad for you.
Speaker 5: Hold on, he might have a point. I've seen people
Speaker 5: get really hurt exercising a little bit.
Speaker 1: Do you know, but do you know his real theory?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it's like something like, uh, you have a
Speaker 5: finite amount of energy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a battery.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're you're a battery. So if you you you're
Speaker 1: exerting more of your energy, you only have to find
Speaker 1: out it's like your heart beats.
Speaker 3: They say, yeah, oh you only have I was like,
Speaker 3: that's stupid.
Speaker 1: I can believe that. So then that means if you
Speaker 1: never exercising a live for like three hundred years, I know.
Speaker 4: But what I think is like here's what I think.
Speaker 5: I think if you if you have a panic attack
Speaker 5: every single day, Yeah, right, and your heart. Your heart
Speaker 5: rate climbs every single day. Let's say you have three
Speaker 5: panic attacks a day. You're not gonna make it to
Speaker 5: seventy five. No, you know what I mean, because your
Speaker 5: heart beats are being used.
Speaker 3: But that's not the That does not mean it's not
Speaker 3: the heart beats being used up. It's the fact that
Speaker 3: your body.
Speaker 1: Is not Do you know that we don't have a
Speaker 1: finite number of heart beats?
Speaker 3: I how could you even quantify that?
Speaker 1: Well, like, I guess you don't know. Then, so it's
Speaker 1: a valid degree of examining.
Speaker 3: You're right, Chris Trump, actually, because then how would you
Speaker 3: project how many heartbeats you have? How do you project that?
Speaker 1: I don't know? Math? How what do you mean? Like? Math?
Speaker 1: Or math?
Speaker 3: Math?
Speaker 1: What formula?
Speaker 3: I have been watching Breaking Bath a little more formula?
Speaker 3: Give me the basis of the formula. How you project
Speaker 3: that I don't know equals fucking heart beats square divided
Speaker 3: by years I don't know.
Speaker 1: E equals fucking heartbeat excuse divided by ears. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I like. I like that's a good equation. Rather do
Speaker 1: say we donoud forget this? Really put that on our shirt.
Speaker 5: Oh, by the way, we're working on some Uh, there's
Speaker 5: gonna be some new merch really soon. I ordered some samples, so, uh,
Speaker 5: I should be wearing one by the next episode. Well
Speaker 5: maybe not by the next episode, but like episode after that,
Speaker 5: we're gonna.
Speaker 1: Have a drop. Uh.
Speaker 5: I would probably say in the next couple of weeks,
Speaker 5: because there's a few things that we've got cooking that
Speaker 5: I'm pretty excited about.
Speaker 1: My fucking I'm so knowledgible.
Speaker 4: Snark tank got shop.
Speaker 1: By the way, yeah, equals fucking heartbeat square divided by years,
Speaker 1: oh divided years under here basically you know, under the
Speaker 1: line basically, well, should I put the or should I
Speaker 1: put the no? It take the line?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. Okay, yeah, there we go.
Speaker 5: That's the formula for fucking whatever I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Years So fucking awesome.
Speaker 3: Such a wild waste of life.
Speaker 4: I have thought about that before.
Speaker 5: There is like, oh, you've only got like a number,
Speaker 5: a certain number of heartbeats, and I get it, and
Speaker 5: then it stresses me.
Speaker 4: I wouldever, I like panic a little bit because I'm like, damn,
Speaker 4: it's like a day.
Speaker 3: Probably I think it's funny knowing how much like seeing
Speaker 3: how many days, How much longer do you have left
Speaker 3: of life? And you're trying to make decisions are gonna
Speaker 3: make you have a longer life. You're like, all right,
Speaker 3: it's going down, okay, all right, good, yeah, let me
Speaker 3: go out here, and then you're walking.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden it goes to zero because you're
Speaker 1: hit by a car. Immediately.
Speaker 3: You're just trying to navigate what makes your life extend
Speaker 3: the furthest but then you die.
Speaker 1: Anyway, life would be so weird. I don't like what
Speaker 1: what if it was like exhibition thirty three? You know,
Speaker 1: you're like, fuck, I know exactly what I'm done. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: what are you doing?
Speaker 3: Like crazy? Ship?
Speaker 1: Like are you doing? Especially when you're when your time
Speaker 1: is up? When that thing is about the clock, you
Speaker 1: know that, like, oh shit, I'm about to be this.
Speaker 1: So let's say you're the thirty three one, You're like,
Speaker 1: I'm about to be thirty three.
Speaker 4: Are you like I'm jerking out the rest of my time?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Are you busting on people? Are you like on, well,
Speaker 3: what happened? That's crazy being a good person, not being
Speaker 3: a piece of s final moments instead of busting on somebody.
Speaker 5: And do you think I want to ask you something.
Speaker 5: Do you think if you were a great if you
Speaker 5: were a perfect person your entire life. Right, let's say
Speaker 5: you're like seventy eight or whatever, and uh, you know,
Speaker 5: you've lived an unconventionably like really great life, like you
Speaker 5: never lied, not even a white lie. Like you're just
Speaker 5: like a good upstanding person. But in your last day
Speaker 5: you come, you come on someone.
Speaker 4: And they don't want it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't want it.
Speaker 4: Did Are you going to hell? No, you don't think so.
Speaker 5: According to SO, I was just a sexual assault. It
Speaker 5: is kind of one of the most extreme.
Speaker 1: I'm one of the more I don't think God cares
Speaker 1: about that. Well, yeah, I don't think that's a bad
Speaker 1: like I don't think that like coming on. Well, actually,
Speaker 1: to be fair, he might be upset that you're wasting
Speaker 1: the seed. So I didn't think about that. He might like, hey,
Speaker 1: you're wasting your Yeah, so he wants you to shovel
Speaker 1: it off of the face. And if you if you
Speaker 1: came on a woman, yeah you're good, you're in good standing.
Speaker 1: Seventy eight year old seed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that definitely does not have any anything bad.
Speaker 1: It might be all autistic sperm, but it's it's still
Speaker 1: sperm still works. You know, you have probably a hundred
Speaker 1: percent chance if by an autistic kid, but it's still.
Speaker 5: Do you do you even the odds out if you
Speaker 5: like make up for like if a seventy eight year
Speaker 5: old guy had sex with like a twenty two year
Speaker 5: old woman, is the baby like even out in some sense?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think we got to ask who's like the reverse.
Speaker 5: Like a like a I don't know, like a nineteen
Speaker 5: year old guy nineteen year old with like a five
Speaker 5: year old woman, because I know, like two forty fives
Speaker 5: and like you know, two sixties ain't doing doing a
Speaker 5: good I think ain't making a good one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jerry actually pregnancies a woman that just has like
Speaker 1: she's on her final egg or whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like the last it's it's like a it's
Speaker 4: like a century.
Speaker 1: Egg and it's all dent shipped. And then a young
Speaker 1: stallion that's fucking got like he can fill up like
Speaker 1: like a like an eight ounce glass full of come
Speaker 1: one with one, Like what the how inconvenient that would
Speaker 1: be if you just want to jack off and now
Speaker 1: you're like.
Speaker 3: That's a jack off in your tub. That's so disgusting
Speaker 3: you have to do.
Speaker 1: It's so, that is I would be very discussed.
Speaker 3: You have to come. When you come, you put you
Speaker 3: ahead of your dick in the you come.
Speaker 1: Right right right an hour and five. We gotta get
Speaker 1: into questions.
Speaker 3: That's so.
Speaker 1: If he had the opportunity, Like if God was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna grant you the opportunity to increase your load
Speaker 1: by two sizes.
Speaker 3: I think it would have been It would have been
Speaker 3: really fun when I was young.
Speaker 4: By two sizes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like to like, so you have the average size
Speaker 1: you have now, but increased about two times about three.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's I'm not that useful right now, but just
Speaker 3: be funny.
Speaker 1: It's not useful, it's just cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you, Like when I was younger, it would
Speaker 3: have been funny because I love the person I'm with now.
Speaker 3: I don't want to splash get her in the splash though,
Speaker 3: you know, But like when I was younger, just fucking
Speaker 3: random bitch. I fucked like maybe twice.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, you don't want to be like splat like
Speaker 1: Nickelodeon's slide time. Okay, here's the thing. Okay, okay, so here, okay,
Speaker 1: here's the thing you God is going to you have
Speaker 1: no choice. You have to pick one just for whatever
Speaker 1: he is. God's just being crazy. He's like, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm going to I'm gonna I'm gonna decrease your penis
Speaker 1: size by three inches, but you're gonna have a like
Speaker 1: porn worthy og mudbone loads.
Speaker 3: Uh do you know og mudbone black? No concept or
Speaker 3: what that is?
Speaker 1: Black dude has a prosthetic penis and it looks like
Speaker 1: he's essentially super soakering milk at their faces. Why it's fucking.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 1: Jordan pulled it out and party.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was cry. She was so upset.
Speaker 1: She was like, why that is the best thing is
Speaker 1: his sound, the sounding like it's so funny, dude. Anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you're you're gonna do that or he's gonna increase
Speaker 1: your penis size by three inches, but like you have
Speaker 1: zero come. You don't come anymore.
Speaker 3: Do I feel the sensation of of like ejaculating but
Speaker 3: I can't come? Well, yeah, I guess that wasn't part
Speaker 3: of the deal.
Speaker 1: So you still feel the you still feel it, but
Speaker 1: you just have you know, getting so getting a chick
Speaker 1: pregnant pretty much off the table unless you put your
Speaker 1: ball on her plussy or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, take my ball, want to sack how to roll
Speaker 3: it the TWDDD inside of her and then move it
Speaker 3: around a little bit?
Speaker 1: You got choose one three inches smaller og mudbone loads
Speaker 1: three inches bigger, no loads at all bigger.
Speaker 3: It sounds like a benefit in life, honestly, because I
Speaker 3: don't exactly want kids, so it sounds like a benefit
Speaker 3: even twenty seven inches, and then I don't forget even
Speaker 3: twenty seven and then I don't want to take it.
Speaker 1: Are you playing twenty four in dick?
Speaker 3: Alright?
Speaker 4: Well, move on a question?
Speaker 3: Walk around insane?
Speaker 1: Just strolling around with two is crazy. It's going over
Speaker 1: to bro. That's like it's going over to our pa.
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Speaker 5: we shall begin. Man in Action wrote in he says
Speaker 5: figured U tards would be into this. There's a four
Speaker 5: issue comic book continuation of the ninety Spider Man series
Speaker 5: that resolves the Cliffhanger coming out and then he links
Speaker 5: a you know, just basically the you know, the report
Speaker 5: about it.
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, fuck the I'm so bummed by this, man.
Speaker 5: I can't even tell you because they didn't I didn't
Speaker 5: watch x N ninety seven because I didn't watch the
Speaker 5: X Men show growing up, and I just don't care.
Speaker 5: But like, didn't they show Peters in it twice? Peter
Speaker 5: in it, which kind of indicated that, like, oh, hey,
Speaker 5: we're gonna get a show.
Speaker 1: Maybe thought that, well it wait this this is my
Speaker 1: saving grace, right, Maybe the comic takes place because at
Speaker 1: the time we see the show, MJ's back already. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's true.
Speaker 3: So it might take place between him getting the him
Speaker 3: getting MJ back and then and then the show might
Speaker 3: take place after that. I'm sorry, by the time we
Speaker 3: see the show.
Speaker 5: Wait wait, saying so in X Men ninety seven, at
Speaker 5: the end where they show Peter, MJ.
Speaker 1: Is back, she's with us, so with then okay, X
Speaker 1: in the nine seven, gotcha?
Speaker 3: So they might go from that area of a point
Speaker 3: where like it's because ninety seven in their universal of
Speaker 3: the shows, right, you know, ninety seven, So that means
Speaker 3: that they might go from ninety seven for Peter as
Speaker 3: well and then go forward. That would be cool.
Speaker 1: This doesn't both like your optimism.
Speaker 3: It doesn't bode well. Don't get it doesn't bode well
Speaker 3: because of the fact that I like your optimisms. Who
Speaker 3: the fuck wouldn't have won to see Peter go into
Speaker 3: a different dimension and find MJ.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but.
Speaker 3: That's not happening, dude, that's crazy, don't I love the
Speaker 3: optimism I imagine him now. I can't imagine the success
Speaker 3: of ninety seven unanimous praise. Like even haters are like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's amazing.
Speaker 5: Well, you know why, because they got that other Spider
Speaker 5: Man show that's happening right now, the weird neighborhood.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, it's not a bad show. But also like,
Speaker 1: I want fucking I want the one.
Speaker 4: Of course everybody wants to like that.
Speaker 1: That's when I saw this Spider Man man.
Speaker 5: This is my favorite incarnation of Spider Man probably, Like
Speaker 5: I love I love the aesthetic of that show. I
Speaker 5: love the cartooniness of it. I love how nineties it is.
Speaker 5: I like how jacked everybody is.
Speaker 1: If you're anywhere near our age, yeah, it's unanimous.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like that's the spectacular Spider Man our age?
Speaker 1: Is that show Spider Blood, Spider Blood, Radioactive Spider.
Speaker 5: But like I just bean in a dude, I a
Speaker 5: door that I really love that show and and and
Speaker 5: I love Christopher Daniel Barnes, and Spider Man is like
Speaker 5: my favorite voice. Like when I think of Spider Man speaking,
Speaker 5: that's the voice that I hear always. It's that and
Speaker 5: Reno Romero or there was a guy. There was a
Speaker 5: guy who also he kind of sounded like him as well,
Speaker 5: but he did Spider Man Unlimited and he did Spider Man.
Speaker 1: Not the same person. No, oh, that's credit's.
Speaker 4: Close, right, It's kind of crazy.
Speaker 5: He also did it in the Spider Man PS one
Speaker 5: games for Never Soft So Spider Man and Spider Man
Speaker 5: two Enter Electron on the PSO.
Speaker 1: One did the Mars Captain games, then.
Speaker 5: He did I think I think he was, yeah, because
Speaker 5: that had to be him because that was the animated
Speaker 5: series or not the animated series that was around the
Speaker 5: same time. Okay, but those two are like the coincidential
Speaker 5: Spider Man voices in my head, like those are who
Speaker 5: I hear, and so to see that there they are
Speaker 5: continuing the Spider Man animated series, but they're doing it
Speaker 5: in a form that erases like fifty percent of the
Speaker 5: reason why I love that show, which is the soundscape,
Speaker 5: the sound effects of like the webs and like you know,
Speaker 5: the theme song and the fucking you know all everybody's
Speaker 5: voice in the show.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm buying those comics for you and just
Speaker 3: seeing I know you will that's a piece that will
Speaker 3: be cool.
Speaker 1: To know, to actually have the finality of, like like
Speaker 1: that's I have to own, Like I have to own that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it yeah, it's just I'm definitely gonna I want
Speaker 1: to see what happens. But yeah, especially yeah, we saw
Speaker 1: x M ninety seven was dope, so it's like, oh, man,
Speaker 1: imagine this.
Speaker 3: But as Spider Man, and I wonder.
Speaker 1: What the motivation, like what because you know, is they
Speaker 1: know that's what everybody wants. What is what is the problem?
Speaker 1: That's what I want to know, Like what was Why
Speaker 1: did that not work out?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I would love to know that.
Speaker 3: I don't know what has to be I had they
Speaker 3: might have green lit this Spider Man show before they
Speaker 3: did that, and they were already have one green lit.
Speaker 3: Fuck it, let's just do this.
Speaker 1: It's like, I see no problem they're being do with simultaneously.
Speaker 3: Who cares. I would love if they chose that show
Speaker 3: had two of them, but I know that people would
Speaker 3: be like, well, there's two Spider Man shows. That's too
Speaker 3: much going on.
Speaker 1: I know it's people should be hit over the head
Speaker 1: with a fucking break in the company.
Speaker 3: I think the problem is that no matter what Marvel
Speaker 3: does ever anymore, even if it's a gut or bad decision,
Speaker 3: it just doesn't rain well with the consumers anymore. People
Speaker 3: are just kind of over the Marvel amount of things.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you one thing.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you, man, if I saw a trailer for
Speaker 5: a new animated series with Christopher Daniel Barnes, like continuing
Speaker 5: the nineties animated I would have been so over the moon, man.
Speaker 4: I would have been so excited to see that.
Speaker 1: I think even all those like anti what is it
Speaker 1: called anti woke people would be excited for it because
Speaker 1: you know, they like they have to ship on everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they'll try to find something like they try to do
Speaker 1: that for X Men, right X ME ninety seven When
Speaker 1: it first came out, They're like, oh, I forgot what
Speaker 1: it was. There was like a screenshot of something that
Speaker 1: they tried to shit on and then I think it's
Speaker 1: like they got rid of rogues ass or something something
Speaker 1: which is egregious. There was that there was something else
Speaker 1: it said. It was like it was like a newspaper
Speaker 1: that is sad.
Speaker 5: I feel worse about them doing that than I felt
Speaker 5: about like, I don't know Shindler's list.
Speaker 1: It was a travesty, it really because that her ass
Speaker 1: is a staple of the of that show.
Speaker 3: It's a perfect those characters designs in general, they were
Speaker 3: like hyper sexual life design whatever. But that was the
Speaker 3: nineties that fantastic. I thought it was cool. I don't
Speaker 3: want realistic bodies on superheroes.
Speaker 1: Who cares? I don't want I don't want that.
Speaker 5: I mean it was like kind of if Superman looked
Speaker 5: like Kingson, that would be or any one of us
Speaker 5: really be real It's sad.
Speaker 1: That would recapture it would reintroduce me to it, would
Speaker 1: it would? It would interest me again because I haven't
Speaker 1: been interested in Superman for a while.
Speaker 5: Is that if I was gonna ask where that when
Speaker 5: that movie's coming?
Speaker 1: When is it?
Speaker 3: It has to be the couple months of a month,
Speaker 3: like a summer thing, right, it's at the month, and
Speaker 3: I think the other one comes out the beginning of
Speaker 3: next month.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me check be fun.
Speaker 4: I do want to see that, but I do want
Speaker 4: to see it. It looks like it looks.
Speaker 1: Cool, looks fun. The Superman looks it looks good.
Speaker 3: It looks the only thing I wonder it looks like
Speaker 3: they're introducing too much.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it seems like a lot.
Speaker 3: There's gonna be a lot dropped on people for the movie,
Speaker 3: for sure.
Speaker 5: It almost seems like they're trying to, you know, what
Speaker 5: it looks like based on like the trailers that I'm saying.
Speaker 5: It almost feels like, you know, when like a pilot
Speaker 5: episode of a show happens and they're trying to kind
Speaker 5: of like introduce you to every little facet of what
Speaker 5: will eventually be. Yeah, that's kind of what it seems like,
Speaker 5: where it's just like, here's what's that guy's name.
Speaker 4: Mister Terrific is the guy's name.
Speaker 5: Here's mister Driving, Here's Crypto the super Dog, here's the Androids,
Speaker 5: here's the Fortune of South Dude, here girl fucking everybody.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, brother, you don't you don't have to
Speaker 1: catch up to Marvel, you don't that July July when
Speaker 1: Fantastic or Superman.
Speaker 3: Superman Fantastic four, it's I think sometime that month as well.
Speaker 1: Probably. I don't think DC is like they're still trying
Speaker 1: to catch up to Marvel's stupid.
Speaker 3: I think he's trying to sow the roots of stuff
Speaker 3: like that, where he's like, all right, this is all
Speaker 3: going to be happening sooner or later.
Speaker 1: I don't think you should do that. I think you
Speaker 1: should worry about Superman end of the month. It's already.
Speaker 1: I think it would be good. It's probably gonna be good.
Speaker 4: I'm just kind of.
Speaker 3: Like I'm happy Nathan Fillions of green Lands.
Speaker 5: Every time I see that makes that is fun. Finally
Speaker 5: I see too many things. The thing is like every
Speaker 5: time I see like a lot of characters introduced into
Speaker 5: like a trailer or something, and my brand immediately goes
Speaker 5: to Spider Man three, you know what I mean, where
Speaker 5: I'm like, you're juggling too many things here.
Speaker 3: Well, Spider Man three could have worked if the director
Speaker 3: knew who the fuck the characters were. That's the biggest mob.
Speaker 3: We didn't know who the fuck man he was like venom,
Speaker 3: like from a from a snake.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he said those words actually when they birth
Speaker 1: told about it, part of it, that's partly. Yeah, characters,
Speaker 1: that is very true. Yes, that the cat.
Speaker 5: Grace's Eddie Brock, Eddie Brock, Eddie Brock and Venom mean
Speaker 5: nothing to say Ramy at all.
Speaker 4: It's like so after his time, the.
Speaker 3: Same way with the fucking multiverse Doctor Strange. What he
Speaker 3: was probably like, oh yeah, I'm sure, but they're like,
Speaker 3: you knows who, he knows who the character is. He's
Speaker 3: probably like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: He was probably like, oh sick, I like Doctor Strange.
Speaker 5: I want to do another Doctor Strange woman. And then
Speaker 5: they were like it's got to be a multi verse
Speaker 5: and he was like He's like, fuck, okay, dor mamu
Speaker 5: and then he.
Speaker 3: Who mamo is like he does but that's that's doctor straight. Yeah.
Speaker 1: If was he Okay, I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: how big of a fan he was. I thought it
Speaker 1: would be like surface level, not like, oh I read
Speaker 1: Doctor Strange. I think he probably knows literally don't think
Speaker 1: he is, But I.
Speaker 3: Don't know if he's a classic comic book fan. I
Speaker 3: think like, okay, if you're ask him about classic comics,
Speaker 3: he'd probably tell you about like when characters were when
Speaker 3: he was seven in the character for like fifteen years.
Speaker 1: Maybe he knows. But but the.
Speaker 5: Thing with that is like that movie, too was supposed
Speaker 5: to come out. I think that and the Spider Man
Speaker 5: movie we're supposed to come out like they were. They
Speaker 5: were swapped in the order really, and so like they
Speaker 5: had to rewrite ships on the movie because ships on
Speaker 5: the movie, because like one came out after the other
Speaker 5: or something, and so it was like, well, I guess
Speaker 5: I'll give you fucking cool looking shit.
Speaker 3: Like I'll give you a fucking music moment, a music part,
Speaker 3: I guess, and that's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I like that.
Speaker 3: I still like that movie the way it looks, but
Speaker 3: like I could give a funk about what it seen.
Speaker 1: I think the way it looks is really well. I
Speaker 1: also some moments, but like it looks amazing. What was
Speaker 1: crawling out of the fucking mirrors is so sick. It's
Speaker 1: like the movie that me sorry, the series she was in.
Speaker 3: I didn't see that ship.
Speaker 4: I didn't watch that ship either, because.
Speaker 3: I had no connection until the end of it. It
Speaker 3: was like a really good like uh like sort of
Speaker 3: like apparently each each each episode kind of represented the
Speaker 3: era of like American television like a decade.
Speaker 1: Sure, that was really cool, And I just don't like
Speaker 1: that they did that. Man, they like for you to
Speaker 1: truly appreciate this movie, you had to see that, and
Speaker 1: I just had no interest in watching.
Speaker 3: I have seen any of them. I haven't seen any
Speaker 3: Disney play.
Speaker 4: That's a problem with That's the problem with modern Marvel writing.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 5: It's just like, because that movie, I maintained is like
Speaker 5: a fun visual thing to watch, but like the ship
Speaker 5: that you have to have seen to go into that
Speaker 5: with any meaning is so stupid.
Speaker 3: So like the fact the movie contradicts the end of
Speaker 3: them like that kind of it just contradicts itself. It's
Speaker 3: like Wanda went through all that shit and she's like,
Speaker 3: all right, cool, I understand like the problems I had,
Speaker 3: and I did some fun shit and I used vision
Speaker 3: unincorrectly and that was all wrong.
Speaker 1: And it's like, but.
Speaker 3: Now kidnapps America immediately and then tries to use this
Speaker 3: young person to do some function again, It's like, what
Speaker 3: was her.
Speaker 1: Arc then kidnaps America? Who did was she? Uh? In
Speaker 1: that series, she like kind of understood the airs of
Speaker 1: her ways in that series, she.
Speaker 3: Still had a dark hole at the end of it,
Speaker 3: but like she was you know, she wasn't a fucking
Speaker 3: crazy person.
Speaker 1: Well the child the movie was.
Speaker 5: The movie simultaneously like requires the show but also ignores
Speaker 5: it from what I heard, so like I don't know
Speaker 5: who gives a ship yuh, poor Raimi Man like every
Speaker 5: time he gets a movie, like the studios like, hey,
Speaker 5: we're gonna fuck with this endlessly. Sorry, Oh hey, you
Speaker 5: know this story that you agreed to, We're gonna have
Speaker 5: to like completely redo it because like another movie's coming
Speaker 5: out before.
Speaker 3: Sorry, so insane. Yea, let him cook, just let him
Speaker 3: do something for you. They need to just let them
Speaker 3: see you, not like let them see you have like
Speaker 3: they're definitely and them will be like the street level
Speaker 3: people and they're on the shows and then let there
Speaker 3: be movies do their own thing. That's it. Let them
Speaker 3: like have separate spaces and it's a four to Spider
Speaker 3: Man will be better on the show, but because of
Speaker 3: him being Spider Man, he has to be in the movies.
Speaker 3: So it's gonna lead to like these Avengers that could
Speaker 3: be fun relatively, they could be pretty okay, but is good.
Speaker 5: That's Spider Man game at fucking Disney. By the way,
Speaker 5: that ride sucks.
Speaker 3: The web thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that that.
Speaker 5: Fucking VR thing where you gotta do this and ship.
Speaker 5: I couldn't believe how fucking wlame that was.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, I haven't seen that. It's horrible.
Speaker 3: I thought, I think it's fun, but it's not the
Speaker 3: best ride. Well, no, it's no Guardians. It's no Guardians tower.
Speaker 1: It's literally just a chair that goes up and down.
Speaker 1: Like just compare its fine up and down.
Speaker 3: I'd love to grab you and hold drive open. At
Speaker 3: the top of it.
Speaker 1: It's you panic, Here's I'm not going on the ride.
Speaker 1: You know, Israel's almost here, right if we're gonna die
Speaker 1: right looking at.
Speaker 5: The top of that, you imagine being at the top
Speaker 5: of that thing, and like tell it even then scene and.
Speaker 1: You're you're because of the situation the bomb lands that
Speaker 1: you get down there afterwards.
Speaker 5: You can't even tell like what's part of the ride
Speaker 5: or and then like the theme park staff has to
Speaker 5: play it off where like it's a great ride.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 4: They all look like Gus friend.
Speaker 5: The ethereal spinning flashlight rode in he says, what's up?
Speaker 5: A dobo soison and onion powder what's something you saw
Speaker 5: in any piece of media that so inaccurately represented something
Speaker 5: you would be an expert in that it made you angry.
Speaker 5: While playing the Last of Us part too, Mel tells
Speaker 5: Abby she needs this. She needs sterile surgical equipment or
Speaker 5: sterile surgical instruments.
Speaker 1: From the hospital.
Speaker 5: The problem is, given it was in an ambulance for
Speaker 5: about twenty five years, none of that instrumentation would be sterile.
Speaker 5: It has to be stored at sixty five degrees fairnhea
Speaker 5: with a maximum of sixty percent humidity.
Speaker 1: Source.
Speaker 5: I work in the o R where we make fun
Speaker 5: of penises. I knew they made fun of penises in there.
Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, I would, I would say not.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I knew you did it. Like flick their balls too,
Speaker 1: that's crazy, like powerful ball flicks.
Speaker 3: Suo, s awake up with a ball flick.
Speaker 1: Immediately, fucking like just wake up. Oh what's happening.
Speaker 3: There's one I've swollen ball, like fucking fat ball.
Speaker 1: Imbnoxious in my dream.
Speaker 3: It's my tubby heart in my mind.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you this.
Speaker 5: I don't know if I have any examples of this
Speaker 5: but I do have something where, like I remember watching
Speaker 5: is an episode of Dexter, and there's an episode of that.
Speaker 5: I'm sure I've brought this up on the show before
Speaker 5: because it's one of my favorite things that I've ever seen. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but there's an episode of Dexter that takes place in
Speaker 5: like maybe two thousand and eight, two thousand and nine
Speaker 5: or something. It was like when Dexter was out, I
Speaker 5: don't remember when, maybe twenty ten, But he's playing He's
Speaker 5: in his office and he's playing a Halo three on
Speaker 5: a on a PC, which was impossible, but that's not
Speaker 5: a big deal to me. The big thing was that
Speaker 5: he was playing Halo three and his both of his
Speaker 5: hands are on the on the on the fucking keyboard,
Speaker 5: so like he's like moving and aiming with fucking buttons.
Speaker 1: And then he remapped his keys, sir.
Speaker 5: That is psycho No, But like, my favorite thing about
Speaker 5: it is that like he's like he's given like a
Speaker 5: monologue or something where like some guy walks in and
Speaker 5: he goes, what are you doing in there? And he
Speaker 5: goes and it cuts to the worst gameblay you've ever
Speaker 5: seen of just like and it's like and it's like
Speaker 5: just another dude in custom Games, dying in front of him,
Speaker 5: not fighting back at all, and he looks at the
Speaker 5: camera he goes winning, and I love it so much
Speaker 5: because it's like it's not a big deal, but it's
Speaker 5: so everything about it is wrong.
Speaker 1: I love Dexter funny.
Speaker 5: Would imagine Like the thing to me is like, imagine
Speaker 5: caring enough about Halo three that you write it into
Speaker 5: an episode of Dexter, right, and then you give no
Speaker 5: way to act or no context of like what should
Speaker 5: be happening or why it would be relevant, or like
Speaker 5: how to make that come across.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 5: It's such a strange choice, and there's a lot of
Speaker 5: that in media too, Like I bro, I had no idea.
Speaker 5: I'm watching Breaking Bad again. There's like they're just sitting
Speaker 5: there watching Aquatine Hunger Force, like in the living room.
Speaker 5: No Walt Juniors, Like I Swear to God in like
Speaker 5: season two or something, Walt Junior is like all crippled
Speaker 5: and like watching TV in the living room like this,
Speaker 5: and he's like watching it and it's a Quateen Hunger
Speaker 5: Force and Skyler comes in and doesn't care.
Speaker 1: Was like, I love shake Well. That Yeah, that's the
Speaker 1: thing it's like best. It's like wrote, like, of all
Speaker 1: the shows to pick, like you could have chose anything, right,
Speaker 1: then you choose like Aquatine Hunger Force, which is specifically
Speaker 1: a show that I would imagine they would be like,
Speaker 1: you can't watch that?
Speaker 4: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: That is kind of it's such a weird and I
Speaker 5: know they play Sonic O six or something in it.
Speaker 5: I think as well. I think I swear to God.
Speaker 5: I think because there's well, there's a because there's a
Speaker 5: scene in Jesse's house like game sucks Jesse.
Speaker 1: I like Shadow of the Hedgehog more.
Speaker 3: Kiss a human girl, mister Whitest.
Speaker 1: The plot he's gay. You know he's gay, yo, bitch,
Speaker 1: No sonic of mine is gay. I gotta go fast, Jesse.
Speaker 1: He's not your sonic yo. He just starts eating them
Speaker 1: how much?
Speaker 3: Looks like before they die?
Speaker 1: Eat? Yeah you eat med? Absolutely not, but can you
Speaker 1: Walter White does go ask Walter you can eat diamonds?
Speaker 3: Technically there, He's.
Speaker 6: Gonna ask him This year fives and you wie meth
Speaker 6: eating contests? Yeah, featuring them undisputed champion Walter White.
Speaker 1: White and he's easy against that, Like, what is that
Speaker 1: guy's name, like Takashi, What is Kobyashi?
Speaker 10: That guy?
Speaker 1: Like it's all the hot dogs and ship he has.
Speaker 3: He has a low set tummy.
Speaker 5: Literally but see Walter cheats because he uh he he
Speaker 5: invented a teleporter in his stomach. That teleport, Like once
Speaker 5: he's filled up, it teleports all the meth out.
Speaker 1: He invented. Where does it go to space? That's phenomenal.
Speaker 1: That's a that's it's a good idea, right, that's a
Speaker 1: fantastic idea. It's a way to get rid of a
Speaker 1: lot of a lot of tould get rid of a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff. Yeah, like people. Oh so he just.
Speaker 3: Likes to eat somebody in there gone, Yeah, bad Land
Speaker 3: chugs a person away, Yeah, malfunction and then he's in space.
Speaker 5: And then meth is just sitting there on Earth and
Speaker 5: just falls to the ground. Anyway, is there anything like that?
Speaker 5: Like you, I would imagine something like that would come
Speaker 5: from like D and D's representation in like media or something.
Speaker 3: Or characters the Indian General. Fucking yeah, I just I'm
Speaker 3: I'm constantly riddled by that. Seeing people say Captain America
Speaker 3: doesn't like mutants is one of my fucking biggest something oh.
Speaker 4: You know what it is another thing.
Speaker 5: I'm sure you could probably relate to this whenever, like
Speaker 5: you see like a music video and they're clearly not
Speaker 5: even attempting. It's like it's not even close to what
Speaker 5: they're playing.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's it's uh, it's crazy when when I
Speaker 1: understand when like real musicians do it, they just don't
Speaker 1: give a ship yeah different then it's then it's but
Speaker 1: with people that don't play, it's like, damn they no
Speaker 1: one even like showed you a chord, just like it
Speaker 1: just just like in your playing something.
Speaker 3: Because most people can get fooled. I've done that before.
Speaker 1: When I was younger, I did a karaoke thing and
Speaker 1: I pretended to play Toxicity with my buddies, and there
Speaker 1: were people like, damn, were you really? I didn't know
Speaker 1: how to fucking play Toxicity at that point. I never
Speaker 1: learned it, yeah, but I was like I just kind
Speaker 1: of had an idea of what it might be, and
Speaker 1: people thought I could play it, and I was like,
Speaker 1: if you just at least try, yeah, but they're just like, oh,
Speaker 1: like like jacking the ship their hands like this, and
Speaker 1: they're just like you can't even just like just do
Speaker 1: just one, just one. Just do like any kind of
Speaker 1: like any anything that's different.
Speaker 5: Yeah, move it up like if the if the if
Speaker 5: the notes get higher, and move it up, even if
Speaker 5: it's not even if it's not right, it doesn't have.
Speaker 3: To be right, just it can. Just you hear it
Speaker 3: going higher. Just try to go high and go the
Speaker 3: people will be like, oh cool.
Speaker 1: And it blows my mind that people just kind of
Speaker 1: don't like I mean, I get it, it's not like
Speaker 1: but it reminds me of a little bit of like
Speaker 1: what we were talking about.
Speaker 3: In a previous episode about like puppets.
Speaker 1: Like oh yeah, the down speaking when.
Speaker 4: The lips are closed.
Speaker 3: It's like, brother, it's like it feels natural to clamp down.
Speaker 1: It's exactly wrong.
Speaker 3: It's exactly like martial arts videos. But people are like
Speaker 3: doing like fucking mma fight fights whatever. Kicked in ahead
Speaker 3: and they're like geting, get right back up, and it's
Speaker 3: like that person's turned off. You're not getting Look, a
Speaker 3: kick to the head in almost any context means you're
Speaker 3: going to sleep, you know, because you've been kicked in
Speaker 3: the head. Listen, listen, we should try to we should
Speaker 3: let me get a running head.
Speaker 1: Start to start the fucking roundhouse kick and I have
Speaker 1: to stay away awake, and if you do, I'll just
Speaker 1: give you a handshake. That's that's that's what you want.
Speaker 1: That's where you win a high five. Yeah, you maintain
Speaker 1: consciousness while getting kicked at the back of the head.
Speaker 3: With you with someone shins.
Speaker 1: If you guys want to see like a really hilarious
Speaker 1: fight that uh, go watch Fast and Furious five, or
Speaker 1: at least go watch the scene with Vin Diesel and
Speaker 1: Uh and the rock fighting. It's so funny because after
Speaker 1: all the crazy shit that happens to them, there's not
Speaker 1: a scratch on them. They crashed through wall, they crashed
Speaker 1: through a fucking window. They're punching the ship out of
Speaker 1: each other, and they're like perfect. I think there might
Speaker 1: be a drop of blood on one of them, maybe,
Speaker 1: but like that's it's just so it's so fucking.
Speaker 3: Stupid, Like I love But that's why I like those movies.
Speaker 1: I understand the car people are mad they theyre franchise disappeared,
Speaker 1: but I don't like cars coming when they finally I'm
Speaker 1: assuming it's gonna be next year.
Speaker 3: That makes sense.
Speaker 1: It's been us whatever it was Me and Jojo saw
Speaker 1: it Joja and I have seen the last two in.
Speaker 3: Theater, and I saw the last one in theaters.
Speaker 1: People were people were looking at me because I was
Speaker 1: laughing too hard for the nine. They're like, they're like,
Speaker 1: I was like, they're like watching it seriously, and I'm
Speaker 1: laughing because I'm like, I'm looking at people like you, guys,
Speaker 1: how do you How are you guys laughing? This is
Speaker 1: so stupid. It's great.
Speaker 3: It's not funny, Derek. It's a real fucking franchise.
Speaker 1: I don't those people. Are Those people scare me. They're like,
Speaker 1: you're watching a Fast and Furious movie, like seriously, and
Speaker 1: you're just like, huh oh oh oh, it's so dumb,
Speaker 1: like it's it's I'm not trying to be obnoxious. It's
Speaker 1: actually funny to me. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh whoa the ethereal Oh oh, the ethereal spinning flashlight again.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, Okay, I.
Speaker 5: Didn't realize this when iow real I didn't realize this
Speaker 5: when I chose this. But this is a good question,
Speaker 5: and ironically, you're gonna be black listed for the next
Speaker 5: several episodes because I've read you twice now. Sorry, sorry, bitch,
Speaker 5: but he says, what's up? Charlie Pimm and mister Frog.
Speaker 5: I come bearing news and begging for advice. I want
Speaker 5: to ask you all how to make friends when movie
Speaker 5: to a new state. Derek's co worker advice worked a
Speaker 5: little too well, and while bar hopping for my birthday
Speaker 5: on June fourteenth, I hooked up with one of my coworkers. Oh,
Speaker 5: and now she's my girlfriend. How do I successfully date
Speaker 5: one of my co workers?
Speaker 4: It's your fault.
Speaker 1: Now you guys are now dating. Well, look, it's only
Speaker 1: a problem if she sucks. Yeah, I mean, just keep
Speaker 1: it quiet, don't let nobody know. Yeah, if she if
Speaker 1: she fucking does.
Speaker 3: I have direct experience with this. My girlfriend at my job.
Speaker 1: Uh, were you dating while you're working together? Did they know? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Eventually are you allowed to technically if you're if you're superior,
Speaker 3: it's not. Yes.
Speaker 1: Promoted a data manager.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not promoted. If I would have, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, kept working, there would have been a problem.
Speaker 3: I left when I got promoted.
Speaker 1: So people do that ship either, Like, it's only a
Speaker 1: problem when there's an obvious power power dynamic, obvious right, right,
Speaker 1: Like if there's a manager that likes Starbucks, I guess
Speaker 1: you know like there's some people like you. Guys are
Speaker 1: around maybe even the same age or whatever. One person
Speaker 1: just gotten the manager because they were there longer, or
Speaker 1: they're just more experienced. And then you'll start dat no
Speaker 1: one gives a ship. Yeah, was about to lens at
Speaker 1: my job.
Speaker 3: My up, we'll see there there you go. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't like I said that. That felt like you
Speaker 3: were genuine. So my grandpa would have you said and
Speaker 3: told me not to say.
Speaker 4: I didn't hear you.
Speaker 3: I call them hens.
Speaker 4: You call them hens. Yeah, we're raised by a old person.
Speaker 1: Uh was it family guy talking about the view and
Speaker 1: they're just like laid egg. I thought that was so funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone has job a job.
Speaker 4: Was hell such a honeymooner, as asked Joe.
Speaker 1: Relics relic but it's still word.
Speaker 3: But yeah, just make your pre professional obviously, don't bring
Speaker 3: your job bullshit or work bullshit at home. They'll bring
Speaker 3: your home bullshit to work and that's the biggest You.
Speaker 1: Should be fine.
Speaker 5: Yeah, don't worry about congrats though, Yeah congrats.
Speaker 1: I mean that's it's the easy it's the literally the
Speaker 1: easies that are literally spends so much time but work
Speaker 1: he spends you spend Everybody spends way too much time
Speaker 1: at work. That's the problem of society. Spend way too
Speaker 1: much time. People spend ten plus hours away from home
Speaker 1: to be at work because of commuting and everything like that.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's why there's even the whole joke. And
Speaker 1: people need to be careful of having their office wives
Speaker 1: and their office husbands because a lot of times it
Speaker 1: actually develops into something real and they cheat on their
Speaker 1: actual spouses because they spend more time with them.
Speaker 4: Well, their actual spouse ain't ship.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's true. They become not ship and then
Speaker 1: they well maybe they don't even leave them. That's the problem.
Speaker 1: They try to juggle. Bull don't do that, sir. If
Speaker 1: you have a if you already have.
Speaker 3: A Caribbean man, Brott, there's no way, there's no reason
Speaker 3: that hat Caribbean men are forces to be.
Speaker 1: How do you do? I am so tired just doing
Speaker 1: what we do and having a wife and everything like that,
Speaker 1: trying to maintain the apartment and stuff. And then they
Speaker 1: have another fucking family on top of that than a boyfriend.
Speaker 3: And how does Jamaican man have a family of five,
Speaker 3: an extra wife, two boyfriends and a part time job.
Speaker 1: It's like, what do you do? And everyone's happy. I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm legitimate.
Speaker 3: It's so expensive too. I couldn't. That's the thing that
Speaker 3: I don't understand, not that I know, I mean, is
Speaker 3: in your blood?
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 3: I can feel myself fighting at castle, actually.
Speaker 1: Just getting married and shoot, shoot is your happy? You're
Speaker 1: like you said it now this girl, like things are
Speaker 1: good and you're like fuck you immediately start thinking about
Speaker 1: like I need another family. I need, I need I
Speaker 1: need several other women right now. Woman, I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I'm damn blood. Start hearing like I've tried in your brain.
Speaker 3: God, damn it, sweating at night next to your wife.
Speaker 3: He's like, what's wrong? You never get it?
Speaker 1: Daddy Yankee, Daddy Yankee made me do it?
Speaker 3: He did. Hey, man, I couldn't imagine having I couldn't
Speaker 3: try to get.
Speaker 4: Blood transfusions to count.
Speaker 1: You try to get it and it's still somehow comes back.
Speaker 3: And it's better now that I got in my blood transfusions.
Speaker 3: I get it from a from a German guy, which
Speaker 3: is why I'm starting to really not like Jewish people.
Speaker 1: German. Well, he just developed the plan there. He did
Speaker 1: the big reveal there introducing by fucking lines, the Austrians,
Speaker 1: every German little But what I mean, it's like, it's
Speaker 1: like French and Belgium, Belgium, Belgium, Belgium.
Speaker 3: I think it's Belgium.
Speaker 1: Why does it sound wrong to me? I know what
Speaker 1: you mean. It is Belgium.
Speaker 5: I know what you means because I also feel like
Speaker 5: it's wrong. But I know it's right, it is bel.
Speaker 1: But it sounds fucking awful.
Speaker 3: That's a That's that's a country, right, Belgium the country.
Speaker 1: What do they call you think? Well, Brussels, Belgium, Brussels, Brussels.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying Brussels is in Belgium. What I hate that.
Speaker 4: Babies from Brussels are called Brussels sprouts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, they speak fucking that's For the longest
Speaker 1: time I thought Juan calle van Dam was French's fucking Belgium.
Speaker 1: I thought he was French.
Speaker 3: Europeans are just like European interesting break is they're all
Speaker 3: just like the same but not, and then they argue
Speaker 3: how not the same? They even know they're so the same,
Speaker 3: and it's like, what what is going on to me?
Speaker 3: If you speak the same language, I'm.
Speaker 1: Like shut the fuck up, Like, yeah, you got relax,
Speaker 1: Belgian whatever the frenchy you frog bitch, pussy frog bitch,
Speaker 1: pussy you frog slut. You're smell like pitch. Fuck you,
Speaker 1: you pitch frigging bitch. Leave Haiti alone. I guess Belgia
Speaker 1: at least is probably clean or something. But I know,
Speaker 1: wasn't it full of ghettos back in the day? Belgium? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think they, Like I thought it was just all waffles.
Speaker 1: I think I think that the country is one giants, so.
Speaker 4: Much of pocket. It's just a bunch of cubicles. Basically
Speaker 4: they lived.
Speaker 3: In waffles and then when it rained they get called
Speaker 3: it the syrups.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like the cubicles would flood with syrup rain last night,
Speaker 5: diabetics and sludh.
Speaker 3: That'd be terrifying. You're sleeping and you wake up and
Speaker 3: you put your feet in your fucking floor and like,
Speaker 3: wait a minute, is sir up all right to leave?
Speaker 1: My ome? Country was getting too fat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're trying to get two quick ones out and
Speaker 3: then we'll start on the credits.
Speaker 1: My leege.
Speaker 5: A second dragon has hit the spires with hurricane season
Speaker 5: approaching the south. Well, that's the guy's name by the way,
Speaker 5: but he says with hurricane season approaching, the South is
Speaker 5: preparing to face the onslaught of hurricanes, floods, and tornadoes,
Speaker 5: along with many surprises the waters will bring out of
Speaker 5: sheer luck. My home wasn't directly hit for the last
Speaker 5: two years, but this year might be different. What's the
Speaker 5: worst natural disaster you've directly experienced.
Speaker 1: I've been pretty fortunate, like just big earthquakes that didn't
Speaker 1: destroy any of my property. Yeah, so that's the worst
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 4: I went to a Joel ostein live show once.
Speaker 1: Disaster. It felt like one hurricane Hurricane Sandy go. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I went crazy. I was like seven or something or
Speaker 3: eight or something. I had no choice.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I wasn't like, yeah, let me get tickets.
Speaker 1: He's like a family trip.
Speaker 4: It was like a My.
Speaker 5: Extended family is quite religious and so my parents are
Speaker 5: less so. But like that was back when they were
Speaker 5: kind of like more I don't know if it's it
Speaker 5: was a facade necessarily. I just think they were just
Speaker 5: more casual about it. But they're like, all right, I
Speaker 5: guess I don't know where invited this thing will go.
Speaker 5: And I was just stuck there in Madison Square Garden.
Speaker 5: I think I would kill myself listening to some smiley
Speaker 5: guy telling me to be happy.
Speaker 1: He's crazy.
Speaker 3: Learn how to give me your money. God's gonna love you.
Speaker 3: Say amen right now, nigga see amen?
Speaker 1: Currently Amen, Lord and your wife smiling. He was always smiling.
Speaker 1: Like where he's like, there's always the Lord's got something
Speaker 1: for you today. Let me say that again. Amen, Amen,
Speaker 1: He's got something for you today.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna lock people out of my megachurch in the
Speaker 4: middle of a hurricane.
Speaker 1: I'm jell yeah, No.
Speaker 5: Honestly, I I the worst natural disaster that I can
Speaker 5: think of that I remember. Honestly, I don't know if
Speaker 5: it was a natural disaster, but like the fucking that
Speaker 5: weather was crazy in Kansas, man, like that we hit
Speaker 5: a wall of rain that was unreal. But I guess
Speaker 5: I haven't really experienced any like for me, it's Sandy.
Speaker 4: Sandy was nothing though Sandy.
Speaker 3: Was like the whoa, no Sandy, like that Sandy hook
Speaker 3: you were there?
Speaker 1: That was not was that? Did they did they capture
Speaker 1: the wrong guy? I was not a second tutor at all.
Speaker 3: But there was Hurricane Sandy happen in New York like
Speaker 3: two thy well, thirteen fourteen.
Speaker 5: It was like twenty eleven, I think, was it really?
Speaker 5: I think eleven or twelve was one of those. It
Speaker 5: wasn't thirteen or fourteen.
Speaker 3: I was in high school, so I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 5: Yeah, But like I do remember, like the meme that
Speaker 5: was going around. I saw, I saw it shared all
Speaker 5: all over the place on Facebook where it's like we're
Speaker 5: trying to re like rebuilding after the aftermath, and it
Speaker 5: was like a lawn chair fallen over or whatever.
Speaker 1: Because it was so nothing, but it destroyed a lot of.
Speaker 3: It was in Jersey was bad. The Jersey by the
Speaker 3: shore was fucked.
Speaker 1: Well, I know it fucked Atlanta City, I know fucked. Uh.
Speaker 1: South Street Seaport got sucked by it.
Speaker 4: But like over the Coney Island, I think got sucked
Speaker 4: by it.
Speaker 3: I think as well get fun by everything.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 3: Ye, hell, that's that's where the devil is.
Speaker 5: I'm sure, but I know I've been to Cony Island,
Speaker 5: but I can't remember if. I don't know if that's.
Speaker 1: Actually the date co Island once it does it? Did
Speaker 1: they ever like renovate it or anything? Now?
Speaker 4: I think it's all like lined card board?
Speaker 1: Is it? All my only my only images of Coney
Speaker 1: Island is the movie The Warriors when they end up
Speaker 1: at the Cony Island at the very end of it. It
Speaker 1: looks better and it looks better than it does that okay,
Speaker 1: because that's it. I just think of it looking like that.
Speaker 3: I'm likely good part about Nathan's about Corny Island was late.
Speaker 1: M I've actually that I've heard you have heard good
Speaker 1: things about but that's so funny.
Speaker 3: I wanted a date there. The date was terrible. I
Speaker 3: got no pussy at the end of it, so I
Speaker 3: was really mad and I had to face.
Speaker 1: Was that why it was terrible? Or was it U
Speaker 1: just terrible?
Speaker 3: She just wasn't she was just some fucking, some fucking
Speaker 3: tola bitch because that was my type for still yeah,
Speaker 3: and I was just like, oh, I'm just gonna go
Speaker 3: here with this girl.
Speaker 1: We went there.
Speaker 3: She did not suck my dick.
Speaker 1: That was blame.
Speaker 3: She did not. It was not nice. We went on
Speaker 3: the rides I did not like. We went on the
Speaker 3: fucking scream machine thing, had a terrible time, tried to
Speaker 3: not cry while I was on the date.
Speaker 1: Really cool, and then uh, why what'd you do?
Speaker 3: I'm terrif the scream machine. Those just scare the funk
Speaker 3: out of me. I'm trying to be fucking cool composed
Speaker 3: while I'm fucking having a panic attack because for some reason,
Speaker 3: I'm like, all right cool. Afterwards, she was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll call you, and I was like, really, bitch, you
Speaker 3: call me. I came all the way from fucking upstate
Speaker 3: to this and.
Speaker 1: You're gonna suck this. That's crazy.
Speaker 5: To go from where you were to to Coney Island
Speaker 5: is actually insane under no circumstances.
Speaker 3: When I definitely work.
Speaker 1: That's like a girlfriend date. Yeah, it was the city.
Speaker 3: It was like it was our first date, but it
Speaker 3: was like, I don't know, and it just didn't work
Speaker 3: out from there.
Speaker 1: I didn't see her after that.
Speaker 3: I saw her like one or two times. It just
Speaker 3: didn't work out.
Speaker 1: Still didn't get busy either. No, that's great, damn fucking loser,
Speaker 1: piece of shit call her up and yelled her you
Speaker 1: should call her up now on the show.
Speaker 4: You still have her number? I do probably I probably
Speaker 4: have a phone number.
Speaker 3: I mean, why she has at least to.
Speaker 1: You, Stiel, like she answers, you stupid bitch. You never
Speaker 1: give it like you start with that though. She literally
Speaker 1: was like I tried to six things. You fucking ran off,
Speaker 1: like remember that part, And I'm like, wait, maybe that
Speaker 1: might have happened. Maybe I might have ran off. Actually
Speaker 1: you ran off man into the woods, into the ocean.
Speaker 1: I jumped into the ocean and started sucking trail blazing
Speaker 1: through the water. Back up.
Speaker 3: You you dive into the you drive into the fucking
Speaker 3: East River, you come out the other side of white.
Speaker 4: Probably you come out like a different person.
Speaker 3: I've come out with like one of those plated fucking fishes,
Speaker 3: like an Armadella person, and roll away.
Speaker 4: All right, so last one. We'll move on to credits.
Speaker 5: You gay slipknot, devil in it, tune thrust inside, put
Speaker 5: the penis and eye nice.
Speaker 1: He says, hey there, so aggressive. It was an angry
Speaker 1: little song.
Speaker 5: He says, hey there, P Diddy, Bill Cosby and R
Speaker 5: Kelly okay, and Chris and Derek.
Speaker 1: Oh he's just hate those things.
Speaker 5: So he says, hate their P diddy. And then in
Speaker 5: Brenthes he's a Sweeney. Bill Cosby also Sweeny, and R.
Speaker 5: Kelly is Sweeney again, and.
Speaker 1: That's a wild thing.
Speaker 5: All of those your P diddy Bill Cosby, and that
Speaker 5: is pretty much the trifecta of black predators.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like the Negro. They're on the Mount Rushmore of.
Speaker 3: Predatory African who'd be the fourth one?
Speaker 1: Uh, it's a good fucking question. I mean that that
Speaker 1: likelihood probably, I would be likelihood. But he's not notorious
Speaker 1: for that.
Speaker 3: No, he's notorious for killing rappers.
Speaker 1: Maybe the guy.
Speaker 4: Yes, I think the guy who did Elmo was Elmo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think the guy I think he was he
Speaker 3: was he was sexually disrespectful. I don't know about Hi.
Speaker 4: Being sexually disrespectful.
Speaker 1: Funny way to say that, dude, how to explain it.
Speaker 1: It's like someone that was like sexually disrespectually disrespectful was amazing,
Speaker 1: because that's different from being a sexual.
Speaker 3: That's such a George Carlin as fucking like soft language.
Speaker 3: But that's different. That's different, you know, Elmo, sexual predophile.
Speaker 1: Give me a give me an example of sexually disrespecting
Speaker 1: somebody putting in a girl's face after you bust on
Speaker 1: or something like that.
Speaker 3: Well, keep busting somebody stip with their dick.
Speaker 1: It would be the crazy that's dude, that's the man who.
Speaker 5: The anonymous twenty three year old admitted through a lawyer
Speaker 5: that is sexual relationship with Kevin Klash has been an
Speaker 5: adult consensual.
Speaker 1: Where is it?
Speaker 3: Some is busted from your dick? Open?
Speaker 1: It's open, dude, that's you hit him in for a moment,
Speaker 1: it goes flat and spreads out as far as the
Speaker 1: head and you're like, what did you do?
Speaker 3: Shut up, bitch, that's.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: So I guess so I guess he was added because
Speaker 5: there was a claim, but it didn't actually happen or something.
Speaker 1: Oh, so it actually happened. It didn't actually happen.
Speaker 3: Again, always trying to put a black man down. You see,
Speaker 3: now I will though, now you've radicalized me.
Speaker 1: You'll awaking the theme? Aythy, I can't do Almos's voice.
Speaker 1: It's actually fucking It's really hard to do as a
Speaker 1: grown up, is it not?
Speaker 5: Just like no, it's it's not you. When you hear it,
Speaker 5: you're like, oh, is it higher? I don't even understand.
Speaker 5: It's almost like a Jordan Peterson like Kermit thing going on,
Speaker 5: but like it's at a high register, so like I
Speaker 5: can't figure it out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever, I guess I have to listen to it,
Speaker 3: almost a mixed race monster.
Speaker 1: I don't believe miss ay that is crazy Noo Margins
Speaker 1: for gay Pride, but like not often anyway.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I really don't know who would be first.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 5: Okay, so that was he really only introduce stuff. So
Speaker 5: his question was, do you guys miss fixed camera angles?
Speaker 5: I decided to replay the old Honi Musha Games three
Speaker 5: is the best, uh, and some of the angles and
Speaker 5: art design for those angles were actually pretty fucking cool. Also,
Speaker 5: tank controls, well, I mean you can't have not I
Speaker 5: feel like they go hand in hand.
Speaker 1: Really, so Annie Musha three fixed it fucking great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the biggest that's my that's the biggest reason why
Speaker 1: that came fits so significantly better than like, say, if
Speaker 1: you play the first one, is it still fixed camera angles?
Speaker 1: Huh yeah, but it's no tank controls. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh interesting, I can't imagine that in my head.
Speaker 1: It's great, dude, it's the fucking bullshit where the deep
Speaker 1: pad the old guy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what it is. The deep pad.
Speaker 3: Basically you only moving up is moving forward.
Speaker 1: Oh and then you have to control you have to
Speaker 1: maneuver yourself with the deep left and right, and then
Speaker 1: to continue moving forward. Now you got to push up again,
Speaker 1: fucking nightmare. If you're playing a zombie game trying to
Speaker 1: avoid running into a zombie, especially in Nightmare mode when
Speaker 1: they're significantly more so, you have a very narrow fucking place.
Speaker 1: I guess Dino Crisis was also that same problem. It
Speaker 1: makes it harder for survival Horror.
Speaker 3: How do you beat that game without guns?
Speaker 1: Like people are like, you gotta you gotta stagger the
Speaker 1: zombies over with a knife.
Speaker 3: But how do you fight bosses?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't understand. I'm like, how do you beat bosses?
Speaker 1: But you can? I think I think you can knife
Speaker 1: all the bosses to death, or you you you store
Speaker 1: the significant animal that you have, because there's some people
Speaker 1: that probably beat them without guns at all, but there's
Speaker 1: just ones that like, oh, nightmare mode is just you
Speaker 1: just have little to no amal right, And then the
Speaker 1: fucking I tried beating Nightmare Mode. I think I played
Speaker 1: it for like an hour and I was like, never again.
Speaker 1: I never played again.
Speaker 4: I don't I don't get this.
Speaker 1: You can throw up on you in the very beginning,
Speaker 1: in the beginning of the game, you have fucking like
Speaker 1: seven bullets, and then you don't find ammal for like
Speaker 1: until I think you get into the police station and
Speaker 1: then like what there's zombies already vomiting on you. And
Speaker 1: I was like, how do I get There's a zombie?
Speaker 1: You you get on top of a trash can at one
Speaker 1: point right you you you passed the exploding truck. Then
Speaker 1: you there's a fucking dumpster you need to get on
Speaker 1: top and there's a zombie in front of the dumpster
Speaker 1: where you need to go down, and I'm like, what
Speaker 1: do I do it? It threw up on my feet.
Speaker 1: It's like this sucks.
Speaker 5: There are certain games where like I can't imagine that
Speaker 5: there being any joy in playing through them on hard,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean? Like There's Reside was kind
Speaker 5: of one of them where I'm like, why the fun?
Speaker 5: This is already so tedious on normal, like just the
Speaker 5: backtracking and like the safs comming and.
Speaker 1: Gotta love you, gotta love being like I would.
Speaker 3: I love playing uh already four after I beat the
Speaker 3: game on the heart because everyone's a bitch everyone.
Speaker 1: I love it. I just like, what does it do? No,
Speaker 1: Like don't it doesn't It doesn't matter what they do.
Speaker 1: I'm a god, like, like they're stronger technicals was a
Speaker 1: new game plus game plus. That's different. I think after
Speaker 1: a new game plus, it's like, okay, cool.
Speaker 3: Have you played God of War on the hardest difficulty,
Speaker 3: which one the twenty eighteen? Yeah, that is such an unfund.
Speaker 1: It's the jump is just war. It's the significant it's
Speaker 1: such a significant jump, like.
Speaker 3: The opening sequence, no joke, twenty minutes. To be dude,
Speaker 3: I literally only won because I was stunning people. You
Speaker 3: literally had to get was like after stunning kill.
Speaker 1: You, there was some the second wave kept getting me
Speaker 1: because you first do the first wave and like, no problem.
Speaker 1: It was the second wave that kept getting me.
Speaker 3: And then it's so not good. It's like, this is
Speaker 3: not a fun experience.
Speaker 1: It's not like, uh, it's not like especially because if
Speaker 1: you don't kill them fast enough, they buff buff No,
Speaker 1: their their levels go up significantly. They buff like if
Speaker 1: you don't kill them fast enough, so they'll be at
Speaker 1: a level there. They were at like maybe level four,
Speaker 1: and then they buffed a level seven and you're like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is this like? So you got to
Speaker 1: kill them fast and then yeah, stun them quickly, so
Speaker 1: all you're all you're doing, But then it gets boring.
Speaker 1: Because all you're doing is just stundying, punching someone them
Speaker 1: and then finishing them unless you It was the first
Speaker 1: time I used environmental kills the most because of how
Speaker 1: because you didn't have to do on the normal settings.
Speaker 1: But then you realize, oh, put on your rage thing,
Speaker 1: hit people out of the fucking like ring them out
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. Like it was, I didn't finish it.
Speaker 3: I got to the point where you fight. I fought
Speaker 3: maybe the first the Twins the first time, and I
Speaker 3: was like, why am I playing this? Because I was
Speaker 3: just yelling at my TV over and over again. I
Speaker 3: was like, why am I playing this? Yeah, it's been
Speaker 3: two weeks to be playing this game furious and it's
Speaker 3: not I'm gonna stop. You play Mario, my girl, how
Speaker 3: do you feel about a fixed camerangle?
Speaker 1: So like he said, oh, yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't. I just I don't.
Speaker 1: Really, I am question. You don't care.
Speaker 3: I don't like him, but like whatever, dude, yeah.
Speaker 4: Depend I think they worked for a certain things.
Speaker 3: Every side school is a fixed angle, so I think
Speaker 3: they were.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's it, that's true.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, if you don't, I think one of the
Speaker 1: biggest things. Just don't need them anymore really, because one
Speaker 1: of the one of the best things about it back
Speaker 1: then was just how beautiful the game look in contrast
Speaker 1: to your fucking sprite or whatever, or your character, because
Speaker 1: the character would kind of look like shit. But then
Speaker 1: like the environments looked awesome. But now you can do
Speaker 1: whatever with graphics, so it's kind of like, what's the
Speaker 1: point I guess.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it would it would just be stylistic. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't mind him.
Speaker 1: I like to see him every now and again, but
Speaker 1: like I I'm glad that they're not as common. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would tell you this. I would love to see
Speaker 1: a just why not like a remaster resid Evil to
Speaker 1: the old school, like as high resid as you can go.
Speaker 1: I know there's people that can like upscale it themselves,
Speaker 1: right yeah, but yeah, just whatever, somebody put it in
Speaker 1: the best possible I would play it.
Speaker 3: They'd be fun.
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Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I love, I love.
Speaker 1: Is real, perfect piece full of peace.
Speaker 11: He coming down three two brown people in pieces, one
Speaker 11: showing my dog videos of other dogs getting hit by cars.
Speaker 1: He must parentheses, he must learn getting my dick sucked
Speaker 1: by an elephant trunk Delta, Gamma.
Speaker 3: That'd be crazy, that would be That feels great.
Speaker 5: That poor elephant is gonna remember that forever too. That's
Speaker 5: the sad thing about it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I hate.
Speaker 1: This fucking perfect don't do my favorite animal water. And
Speaker 1: here I legitimately was watching ELFI clips on Facebook. What
Speaker 1: do you mean? Just clips of the because like the
Speaker 1: only thing my algorithm is pretty much clear obscure, and
Speaker 1: then like animals, oh yeah, and uh and then so
Speaker 1: I've been seeing Look, it's just because like I was, like,
Speaker 1: I hate fucking everything on social media, so I try
Speaker 1: to curate it to nice.
Speaker 5: It's just like I keep getting videos of fucking Millie
Speaker 5: Bobby Brown's rack.
Speaker 1: I was it for it. It's when I don't interact
Speaker 1: with it, it tries to like rope you and it
Speaker 1: shows pervy stuff.
Speaker 3: Intagram feed, My feed is actually pure, my for yous,
Speaker 3: I'm still nervous about it.
Speaker 5: My feet is pure, My feet is fine. Yeah, scrolling,
Speaker 5: it's fine. But then when I go to search, it's
Speaker 5: all ruined.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I keep looking up pussy, Yeah, pussy, fat pussy.
Speaker 3: My friends, and like random bullshit.
Speaker 1: Small pussy, big pussy, fat pussy, fat pussy, vacuous pussy.
Speaker 4: And pussy. No, there's some stuff in there anyway.
Speaker 5: Jork and Peterson literally fed this toddler last week.
Speaker 1: Why is he still crying? Squid so squimp is bugs?
Speaker 5: Clamuel Esquire the third user guild Master Snark Tank's hungus
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Speaker 1: I'm big Beetle Kingston.
Speaker 4: I'm big beetle, and I'm coming for you.
Speaker 1: I'm coming for that wet boy pussy, and I'm going
Speaker 1: to obliterate it.
Speaker 5: Colin Moriarty Kingston joined my white South African tiger Gennesside
Speaker 5: sucking the pean of the Steen machine until it's squeaky clean.
Speaker 5: I'm going to kill some of the mortar. We have
Speaker 5: purposefully taught him to come wrong as a joke. Gay
Speaker 5: Django be like Degano, uh the Gano two cats or
Speaker 5: two rats in a trench coat fuck the name read
Speaker 5: I'm going off script. These two aren't even black, They're
Speaker 5: character actors.
Speaker 3: This is all CG.
Speaker 5: I welcome to reality. Fuck nuts, uh pm, candidate for
Speaker 5: the Ultra Thieves. Babe, wake up, we're invading I ran again.
Speaker 5: Two thousand and three, Part two is beginning. Jesus Part
Speaker 5: two never fucking ends, Gay Tank featuring Tofra Knife, tim
Speaker 5: Smegmoid and Dirk.
Speaker 3: Into the Night.
Speaker 5: Waitto Into Night. Like the Chad Kroger, if if I
Speaker 5: could fly, I'd pick you up. I'd fuck uh what
Speaker 5: that's this is terrible, Okay, I'd pick you up. I'd
Speaker 5: fuck you into your ass and show you my load
Speaker 5: like you've never seen.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I don't know, I.
Speaker 5: Just don't know what Into the Night I only know
Speaker 5: the Chadkroger Santana one, but like, for the life of me,
Speaker 5: I can't remember how it goes track.
Speaker 1: Groger did a Santana song.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know that Into the Night, Oh pase do
Speaker 3: the heaven the falls into place.
Speaker 5: From I don't know why I remember that so vividly.
Speaker 5: It had a good U I remember it had like
Speaker 5: obviously good guitar, Yeah, which is the main which is
Speaker 5: the main reason that it sticks out to me. But uh,
Speaker 5: he did songs with everybody back then. He did a
Speaker 5: song with stayin Too, with who Stained?
Speaker 1: Oh the band? Yeah, I mean I guess he didn't
Speaker 1: fas I was like, what that would be fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: And they see the staining a stain here and stays
Speaker 1: not even a stayed song. What's that song that stayed?
Speaker 1: I'm so Jim stayed. What's that saying?
Speaker 4: What's the main stain song that you know?
Speaker 1: A couple?
Speaker 5: There's the only one, the one that it's been a while,
Speaker 5: the one that I think of for some reason is
Speaker 5: I'm on the outside. I'm laying in and I can
Speaker 5: staying through. You say your too colors because inside you're staying.
Speaker 3: Stupid as fuck they just sing about.
Speaker 1: At the time. I gotta be honest. Everyone I know
Speaker 1: like hates that man. I like them.
Speaker 4: I don't like the band. I've heard enough.
Speaker 5: I've heard enough of their songs to be like, I
Speaker 5: like some of these for sure, but like that band
Speaker 5: is annoying soul guy.
Speaker 1: To because to the the vibe of the man, the
Speaker 1: whininess of their songs. They have some of the gayest songs,
Speaker 1: but I just like the I like how it sounds.
Speaker 1: Aaron Lewis sucks. I'm not gonna say what I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, but he's an f slur. Okay, yeah, that guy.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say it. I'm just gonna say it,
Speaker 3: you're a bit shut up, I guy, that fucking piece
Speaker 3: of ship.
Speaker 1: The fucking country songs he released in that like if
Speaker 1: uh the the he had like almost like a nine
Speaker 1: to eleven types.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't remember what.
Speaker 5: I wrote a parody of it and I never posted it,
Speaker 5: so but it was like, uh, Mary All went.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it's not like what if or what would
Speaker 1: you do? Or what if? I can't remember what it
Speaker 1: reminds me of that it was something similar to that
Speaker 1: when your freedom goes to die. No, it was it
Speaker 1: was like what would you That's something that I can't
Speaker 1: I just remember it being so, oh, let me look
Speaker 1: at up Aaron Lewis, a Aron Aron Aaron Lewis Trump song,
Speaker 1: These dumb retwarded liberals dun rowing country game, suck on
Speaker 1: mos stains? Oh yeah, am I the uh one?
Speaker 3: That's it? Yeah? Who sees the liberals being gay? Trying
Speaker 3: to trans our kids and daughters and make everybody gay.
Speaker 1: It's this, It's like, why is that different than what
Speaker 1: would you do? Like the only one?
Speaker 4: It is literally the same.
Speaker 5: It's almost as if he asked chat Gpt to write
Speaker 5: that song seriously, like earnestly, you know, it's so fucking
Speaker 5: am I the only one?
Speaker 1: Are you? The only one? Shut the shut up? And
Speaker 1: then when he killed all those coyotes and spelled like
Speaker 1: Trump or something on his Yeah, yeah, he killed us.
Speaker 4: That is actually great.
Speaker 5: He killed a bunch of coyotes with like weapons and
Speaker 5: he fucking he laid out the corpses to spell Trump,
Speaker 5: which is so crazy. I don't even know how, like
Speaker 5: you'd have to be so deranged duranged.
Speaker 1: To do that.
Speaker 3: Ship It was like, I remember there was a line
Speaker 3: where he was like all these hood looms and only
Speaker 3: hoods I lack a pointy or whatever.
Speaker 4: I didn't say that.
Speaker 1: I wrote that.
Speaker 5: I wrote that version of I wrote that version of
Speaker 5: his song because it's so damn close.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know, man, I forgot it.
Speaker 6: I'm saying, what's another one he did?
Speaker 1: It was one of the more popular. I had a few.
Speaker 1: There was one called I think it's called like for
Speaker 1: you said, he locked inside my stain, remembering every.
Speaker 4: Stain and I can't stop staining, and so we did.
Speaker 1: It's been a while, it's been a stain first. I like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is about that band, Like they just it. They
Speaker 1: released a song album like two years ago or something,
Speaker 1: a song called Here and Now, and I love it.
Speaker 1: I just I just don't know what there's something about.
Speaker 1: It's so weird that like he and Now and it's
Speaker 1: all there are worse There are worse bands. I think. Yeah,
Speaker 1: to me, it's like.
Speaker 3: I thought, was it's been a while.
Speaker 1: With arms right open, with open, but it's it's all
Speaker 1: the same. I understand why, because it's all kind of
Speaker 1: the same, same stained world upper under the stain of
Speaker 1: Like I think why Nickelback gets the worst of it
Speaker 1: is because they're in so many major A lot of
Speaker 1: their songs are major chords. Yeah, I mean, maybe.
Speaker 3: You sound like gay It's yeah, that's that's there.
Speaker 5: It's happier. I mean I mean that actually in the
Speaker 5: in the literal colloquial, like the.
Speaker 4: Old school way of day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but it's intervenient that it means both you
Speaker 1: just did a double landra that's yeah double long time
Speaker 1: you mean the other one? You don't can ask me how? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's good.
Speaker 3: It's good. Like jay Z's sucking rapping about when that's
Speaker 3: not remarkable at all the rapper and he's like, he's
Speaker 3: like you, I'm so, I'm so insane. I mean a
Speaker 3: play and go play and it's like, welcome to this
Speaker 3: show you every with stains over him?
Speaker 1: No, every stain has stained show you, show you ever
Speaker 1: his name.
Speaker 5: Every single song in that genre should be replaced with
Speaker 5: like a random stain stain.
Speaker 1: Everything about stains.
Speaker 5: Whatever, Berserker Beetles, Big Bouncy Backside, Reckless, Rhino, the Sloker two,
Speaker 5: Whyso Dirpy? In England in twenty sixteen, a man punched
Speaker 5: a five day old baby because he thought it was
Speaker 5: a dull.
Speaker 1: Your instinct is the punch of doll Why? Why is
Speaker 1: your instinct a punch of dollars? That's a fucking dollar?
Speaker 1: I oh don't even a real chit. We're not even
Speaker 1: a real little viby. Oh shit, where what where did
Speaker 1: you ware? Dott you wear no diddy wear? Oh? Oh diddy?
Speaker 1: Whoa did? Who? Where? My word? I guess I'm going
Speaker 1: to prison. I starting all spending more days in the
Speaker 1: Juliet and he's powdered. Fucking wig freaks. It's guilty, d
Speaker 1: de al, did you not punch a baby on Happy Round?
Speaker 1: I know in England? I mean dear me too. My
Speaker 1: idn't know the fucking bike at all.
Speaker 4: He's like boom hour, He's like no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I fucking nobody, constant stuffing, fucking funny are they? I
Speaker 1: don't know where the dollar said, no no, no podcast.
Speaker 1: I figured I'll test it and I was wrong. I
Speaker 1: might the gamble. That's beautiful as little words are that.
Speaker 1: There's no excuse for struking eight years. It's slavery for
Speaker 1: the king. Oh dang it, Oh that's not so bad
Speaker 1: by you know, Oh we're gonna do.
Speaker 2: These guys are pretty funny. Red funny voices read Britain
Speaker 2: read the British are funny. I'm the British punisher. I'm
Speaker 2: the fucking reprimander.
Speaker 4: Reprimander he res around and beats people with sticks and
Speaker 4: that runs away. But he's basically daredevil.
Speaker 1: Hey, that's my job. I'm unblind daredevil.
Speaker 3: That's my job.
Speaker 1: Don't take my job. I'm site devil sight devil. There's
Speaker 1: a new vigilant.
Speaker 3: Site.
Speaker 1: Devil has shown up and he saw me. He saw me,
Speaker 1: and it scared me a little bit. He scared looked
Speaker 1: right at me, directly to my soul. He looked at
Speaker 1: Vanessa and I was like, don't look at her. She's mine.
Speaker 1: Don't look at her him and he threw me on
Speaker 1: the building window. Prove your loyalty to me. Punch that doll.
Speaker 1: That doll, give it a little hammers it. You see
Speaker 1: mister X in the old game he reads back, you know,
Speaker 1: and you know when games and he reads back like toys, brother,
Speaker 1: that's go. Look at mister X in the original resumeal
Speaker 1: to he would take like five seconds. He would like
Speaker 1: like wind up like Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: I love how you shoot his little hat off. He
Speaker 3: gets upset and he comes at you faster.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he loves his hat. They didn't ask him
Speaker 1: to wear that ship. They wanted him to just go
Speaker 1: there teritorrizing.
Speaker 12: He was like, imagine them making that formal request though,
Speaker 12: before you go, oh, what do you mind putting this on?
Speaker 1: And he's like, there is so funny about it because
Speaker 1: it's supposed to be like what like it's supposed to
Speaker 1: be like covert, Like it's supposed to be like this
Speaker 1: giant fucking blew his great guy was supposed to be
Speaker 1: like he's fourteen feet netle, he's fourteen feet tall, and
Speaker 1: he's like this will keep him inconspicuous.
Speaker 3: They will notice him moving throughout the city. So funny,
Speaker 3: well a Zombies.
Speaker 1: You see the first live action Ninja Turtles movie where
Speaker 1: Raft goes down into the streets.
Speaker 4: He's in a trench coat and it's the most obvious.
Speaker 3: That's kind of believable a little bit in New York.
Speaker 5: In New York, I understand what you're saying, but like
Speaker 5: people would absolutely take People might ignore it, but then
Speaker 5: they would take notice.
Speaker 1: They would they would pass by, and.
Speaker 5: Then they would turn to the guys like did you
Speaker 5: fucking see see that?
Speaker 3: Did you?
Speaker 1: I did find a funny dayes when he was fighting
Speaker 1: him and then like his hat falls off and he's like, what, like,
Speaker 1: what are you some kind of punk? Yeah?
Speaker 5: My first assumptions when I see was that a punker?
Speaker 5: You think in his defense, it would be crazier if
Speaker 5: he said you some kind of teenage.
Speaker 3: I think it's so funny how Raphael becomes best friends
Speaker 3: with this fucking stereotypical New Yorker that become this blood
Speaker 3: brother that's my man's bro.
Speaker 1: Casey's cool as fuck. It's crazy. I like, beat the
Speaker 1: fuck up out of criminal. Let's go beat criminals half
Speaker 1: to death. And he's like, fuck, yeah, I'm not doing nothing.
Speaker 1: They do.
Speaker 3: They terrorized people.
Speaker 1: You've seen the deleted scenes that they uh Eiffel towered
Speaker 1: April O'Neil.
Speaker 3: That doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 1: It's pretty crazy. I can't believe they even put it
Speaker 1: on the DVD.
Speaker 3: I can't really put in it, and I watched the
Speaker 3: whole thing is twice commentary.
Speaker 1: Is he fucked?
Speaker 5: This is the scene where we Eiffel towered uh April o'nial.
Speaker 1: This took years to get right, seventeen reaches. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: were spent. I think we spent a good fifty six
Speaker 1: months just getting the angle right. How many years is
Speaker 1: that a lot? These six months is over fucking four years?
Speaker 1: It's like four over four years.
Speaker 5: We took it really serious and then it ended up
Speaker 5: being cut all for nothing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, after I got cut, maybe he got pregnant,
Speaker 1: but fucking turtle, maybe that's how they cut it. Now,
Speaker 1: you know, you know, you know what they did.
Speaker 3: They they they made the movie and then they put
Speaker 3: out the theaters and they're like, wait a minute, we
Speaker 3: forgot the forgot the Eiffel Tower scene.
Speaker 1: Let's go film it.
Speaker 5: And they spent four years filming and they put it
Speaker 5: and then they put it on the DVD and it's like,
Speaker 5: we didn't even get to put in the movie because
Speaker 5: we filmed this after.
Speaker 1: It's like, why would you why would this Why did
Speaker 1: you bring that up?
Speaker 3: Would you?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: This is I just figured I'd mention it. How did
Speaker 1: we spent four years on it? Would be crazy not
Speaker 1: to mention it. Whomever produced that, why would they let
Speaker 1: that happen?
Speaker 5: They really they were big fans of April. They're they're like, guys,
Speaker 5: this is all I need, Like this is the only
Speaker 5: thing that I want in life to see April Eiffel
Speaker 5: towered by.
Speaker 1: A turtle and a fucking psychopathist, good guy Jason. I
Speaker 1: do love that.
Speaker 5: Fucking him in that disguise is so funny because he's
Speaker 5: so clearly a demon.
Speaker 1: Yeah right that even if.
Speaker 5: He didn't look like an obvious demon, those clothes are
Speaker 5: so suspicious. Yes, you know, see somebody covered entirely by
Speaker 5: like a trench coat and a fucking wide brim hat.
Speaker 4: You're immediate, like that guy's up to no good?
Speaker 1: What do you what are you doing? The turtles like teenagers.
Speaker 1: They're not even adults. That's what's the When they become adults,
Speaker 1: are gonna be terrified. May to be teenagers.
Speaker 3: They might not grow well, they're gonna have to grow.
Speaker 1: What makes you say that because there's teenagers? What do
Speaker 1: you mean?
Speaker 3: What do you mean what I'm teenagers aren't done growing.
Speaker 4: Teenage humans aren't done growing.
Speaker 1: How do you know that?
Speaker 4: They don't don't hit their peak when.
Speaker 3: They're turtles because turtles grow still.
Speaker 4: Tortoises grow. They're not teenagering ninja tortoises.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but their turtles still grow.
Speaker 4: Turtles don't grow that much. They do, though, not like
Speaker 4: a tortoise.
Speaker 3: No, No, they're thinking it like this, right, I'm assuming
Speaker 3: they're in the they're in.
Speaker 1: The like I think there's biggesty'ren I think there's a
Speaker 1: big as they're gonna get.
Speaker 3: Well, we saw we saw and we saw them. We
Speaker 3: saw them age out. Yeah, and last one Mikey is
Speaker 3: huge and he was a little one. I guess he's
Speaker 3: like eight feet tall. So it's like, what the just terrifying?
Speaker 1: Are they that big?
Speaker 3: We don't Mikey's.
Speaker 5: Huge, Mike's eleven nine ug eleven foot and then nine
Speaker 5: more feet on the eight.
Speaker 1: Feet twenty one foot's why do you talk like that
Speaker 1: you do?
Speaker 4: Why do I speak like I speak like a person?
Speaker 1: So eleven ft nine? This guy, this guy is, this
Speaker 1: guy is? This guy is twenty nine inches tall. It's like, no,
Speaker 1: to say two, that's crazy. That's like when my baby,
Speaker 1: my baby's fucking thirty six months.
Speaker 3: I'm like, your baby's not gonna have a parent anymore.
Speaker 3: This is gonna happen.
Speaker 1: You're seven one hundred weeks old, and maybe it was
Speaker 1: only fifty nine million months, maybe thirty four months old.
Speaker 1: It is like, oh, really, how how many old months
Speaker 1: of you? Tell me? Tell me exactly how many months
Speaker 1: you are? You make it Outdn't make me do math
Speaker 1: right now, you dumb bitch.
Speaker 4: Make me how many months do you think old you are?
Speaker 3: I'm thirty one twelve times thirty is what three hundred.
Speaker 1: Sixty three million?
Speaker 3: So shut up?
Speaker 4: Three thousand months?
Speaker 3: You think you said?
Speaker 1: Three thousand?
Speaker 3: Motherfucker?
Speaker 1: I can't I can't do it.
Speaker 3: I can't do three hundredred, I don't.
Speaker 5: It'd be like three hundred something. You figure like twelve
Speaker 5: times whatever ten.
Speaker 3: So three hundred sixty.
Speaker 4: It would be like three sixty something.
Speaker 3: It would be three seventy four plus. So might I'm
Speaker 3: like three eighty.
Speaker 4: You start by doing that math, by doing like easier
Speaker 4: math eighty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like three eighty, Like what's twelve times ten?
Speaker 5: Okay that the time times three then plus plus whatever
Speaker 5: plus or minus whatever ran you'd be in the right range.
Speaker 3: So like three eighty bulls three and eighty months old. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So it comes up to you and they rip your
Speaker 3: pants off. Then they rip off the skin and fletch
Speaker 3: at that level of your body too.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. If they pants your skin, they pants,
Speaker 1: and you're like, what the hell?
Speaker 3: Then he just grabbing yank down again. That's crazy.
Speaker 4: The gloving someone's leg is crazy.
Speaker 1: You deserve it too, if you if you say, if
Speaker 1: you say how many months old you are in your thirties,
Speaker 1: you deserve that. Deserves what they do. They do.
Speaker 3: What the judge right comes and like I've heard enough.
Speaker 3: You're free to go.
Speaker 1: You're good. You're good man, You're good. Stay stay on
Speaker 1: the street and narrow.
Speaker 4: Pep Jordansen and Ben Shappinis.
Speaker 5: I can since dad, I used my uh Kingston's dad, Wait,
Speaker 5: what is this all? I'm Kingston's dad, use my ashes
Speaker 5: in a douche bottle to harm me. All one hundred
Speaker 5: normal sized beetles forcing their way up Kingston's urethra so
Speaker 5: they can suckle it at his seat directly from the source.
Speaker 1: That is crazy.
Speaker 5: Go Ji going super so long to defeat Lord freeslim
Speaker 5: beatlefucker ten thousand, the fucker of ten thousand beatles domination,
Speaker 5: gay little Beetle putting on his gay little beetle tie
Speaker 5: before heading to.
Speaker 1: His gay little job at the gay little dick sucking Factory.
Speaker 5: Derek Nottschov and his innocent hashtag freeim fondled by a
Speaker 5: carnee on the Ferris wheel. U huh, silly round eyed
Speaker 5: Asian laughing too hard.
Speaker 1: At the show. Months man four four? What is that?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start saying that I'm four for four months old?
Speaker 1: A four for four? I didn't say four four for four.
Speaker 4: It's an angel number, yeah.
Speaker 3: Is it? I know that based on the women I've dated,
Speaker 3: that that is an angel number.
Speaker 1: Two to two is also dated angels.
Speaker 3: I've dated people who believe in angel numbers, or at
Speaker 3: least are aware enough of them to say.
Speaker 1: The same thing as like astrology or some ship.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's damn near, you know.
Speaker 3: I hate how disrespectful it becomes people immediate when you
Speaker 3: talk about astrology, because I feel bad that I'm being
Speaker 3: rude to people, but also like.
Speaker 1: It is so stupid that like it needs to be.
Speaker 3: Ye every time Lily's like, well, I think it's interesting.
Speaker 3: I'm like, Lilyan, I want to give you the right
Speaker 3: to vote. I want to be on your team. I
Speaker 3: want to be on your team, right.
Speaker 5: I think the thing that pisses me off actually is
Speaker 5: like whenever somebody goes like, oh I'm a I'm a
Speaker 5: sagittarist or I'm like a Leo, and then somebody goes
Speaker 5: that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the instant headbutt.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's interesting. That's that's that's where I become.
Speaker 5: That scene in dead Space three where the guy explodes randomly.
Speaker 3: I keep we argued about that being from Call of Duty.
Speaker 3: It's from dead Space three. I really thought I was
Speaker 3: from He looks like roach or soap. One of you
Speaker 3: always forget, you always forget it.
Speaker 5: Like we found out on the show that it was
Speaker 5: from dead Space three, and then you said it again
Speaker 5: this weekend.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, it's not from there, because it
Speaker 1: feels like such a call of duty ass moment. It
Speaker 1: doesn't feel like I don't know if it feels like
Speaker 1: it definitely doesnt feel like a dead Space moment.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you that much. A guy just like.
Speaker 1: Exploded.
Speaker 3: That's not dead space. Round iedation laughing, No, astrology be
Speaker 3: shot Okay.
Speaker 5: Round idation laughing too hard at the show and almost
Speaker 5: crashing at the luxor entrance.
Speaker 1: Nice, that'd be awesome. Damn. I would love to be
Speaker 1: responsible for that.
Speaker 5: What if Kingston's What if Kingson puts on glasses and
Speaker 5: immediately transforms into Matt Walsh. By the way, no glass
Speaker 5: is still.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we are just clean happen.
Speaker 3: I know that'd be No, I wouldn't be I'm not
Speaker 3: that kind of guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah you will. Wait, well we can't. I guess he's
Speaker 1: not gonna get fucking glasses. I'm a hero, some hero. Technically,
Speaker 1: well you should. You should hurry up and get it
Speaker 1: over with so we can kill you. No, okay.
Speaker 5: Jordan Peterson, a RFK having gay butt sex, chief financial
Speaker 5: officer of Evil and word ink. Like putting gay in
Speaker 5: there israel e Rhodesian sequel. I'm hitting g forces on
Speaker 5: the forklift. That would make a fight pilot fucking shit himself.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy.
Speaker 5: Blonde blue eyed German man asking Chris to release some
Speaker 5: quality content because watching current YouTubers gives me cancer. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I thought about it. It is different, Yeah, it's it's
Speaker 5: definitely there's some great stuff, but it is I think
Speaker 5: the few and far between. Yeah, I genuinely think any
Speaker 5: Austin is fantastic. I think that's like some of the
Speaker 5: only good video game content. I can watch Jakie just
Speaker 5: pout out a great.
Speaker 3: I think Jaki is good. I think Aubrey is good.
Speaker 3: I think Signifier is good. But it's a particular kind
Speaker 3: of space of what you are watching them. I think
Speaker 3: foreign Man is good.
Speaker 5: I think the genre of people someone's sitting in front
Speaker 5: of a cameras is boring to me, so like if
Speaker 5: someone's gonna do something weird with it, like I'm happy,
Speaker 5: I'm happy.
Speaker 1: I think you.
Speaker 3: I think you. I need to be super informative, genuinely
Speaker 3: truly informative or funny while being informative, and a lot
Speaker 3: of people can't fill in those blanks, right, Like, some
Speaker 3: people are funny and they're decently about informing. Some people
Speaker 3: are genuinely good at conveying information, But then a lot
Speaker 3: of people try to be both and they're not. That's
Speaker 3: the biggest problem, where it's like you're just not both
Speaker 3: of those things.
Speaker 5: Oh well, Perry the Platypus watches I turned the entire
Speaker 5: Tri State area into into.
Speaker 3: Gay little little gay beatles with my gay fucking beatle inator?
Speaker 3: Is that Phineas and ferb that back?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Whatever?
Speaker 3: Well, the largest I never it was after me. I
Speaker 3: thought it was really fun.
Speaker 1: I didn't like the kid's head, Yeah there. I didn't
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: It was like a triumph like a dorito. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: bothered me a lot.
Speaker 1: I don't I'm not sure about that.
Speaker 4: I see it that was way after you, because it
Speaker 4: was way after us.
Speaker 1: It's pretty Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was like, what like twenty the mid twenty tens.
Speaker 3: That show early too early to when I was in
Speaker 3: middle school. What it was on when I was in
Speaker 3: the middle of high school.
Speaker 1: Is that the one that has some like crazy scientists
Speaker 1: in it or something. Platypus Berry nice to see you're
Speaker 1: a rapist? Now, WHOA, I think that wasn't in the show.
Speaker 3: But Perry, you're a rapist, And he's like.
Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't remember Marxist Pope. My ass
Speaker 5: is full of his helped thug Zillow two thousand. This
Speaker 5: time it's gay calm moy already the quick brown Fox
Speaker 5: jumped over the lazy dog. Schrodinger's blunkin jack w FM.
Speaker 5: Every time Sween reads the names, he laughs at all
Speaker 5: of them, like fucking Jimmy fallon. The gay Beatles will
Speaker 5: ravage him?
Speaker 1: Uh anger, he is right, you do do that?
Speaker 3: Is they're funny.
Speaker 1: I don't think you think that funny.
Speaker 3: I think you think that. I think I think you
Speaker 3: do it to cover.
Speaker 1: Up the fact that you can't read.
Speaker 4: I laugh sometimes, yeah, but then it's hard to distinguish
Speaker 4: what's real.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just told just sold three Labu Bu dolls.
Speaker 4: Get this, and now I'm set for life.
Speaker 1: Him.
Speaker 5: Trump makes Rockstar release GT A six this week to
Speaker 5: save the economy under threat of deportation is the only
Speaker 5: policy I support. You'd get a fucking broken game. Uh
Speaker 5: don't you dare disrespect s a.
Speaker 1: I don't know that means I don't know if that
Speaker 1: person means sexual assault or or Stephen A. Smith because
Speaker 1: they call him essay, Oh yeah, I don't know. Oh
Speaker 1: that's probably more. Which still is he can't mean everyone
Speaker 1: disrespects him because he sucks, so I don't They can't
Speaker 1: be that either.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's too he's too flamboyant.
Speaker 1: I like him.
Speaker 3: Sometimes, but he's clearly an idious in a lot of ways.
Speaker 3: I think he understands basketball. I like him when he.
Speaker 4: Well, what's not to understand.
Speaker 3: It's a fucking ball, you know, I mean, there's anything
Speaker 3: about data.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to be When he's just doing normal reporting,
Speaker 1: he's fine. But the problem is he can't help himself
Speaker 1: but try to sensationalize shit. Even when he's talking about
Speaker 1: somebody like this guy John Morant, right, he had some
Speaker 1: issues with the law that everybody has moved on from.
Speaker 3: No one talks about him, well, no, this is what
Speaker 3: he does. This is what he does.
Speaker 1: I literally forget John Morant had did it any of
Speaker 1: that ship And he'll be like, you know, when we
Speaker 1: talk about John Moran, it's not fair to bring up
Speaker 1: that stuff to him. He's the only one brings up
Speaker 1: every time he talks about him, he brings that ship up,
Speaker 1: but he said it's not fair. He made mistakes. Move on,
Speaker 1: I forget that. John Moran did some dumb ship, some
Speaker 1: hood ship a while ago. What did he do drugs?
Speaker 1: It was just like gun ship like he was he
Speaker 1: was in a live stream with waving some guns. It
Speaker 1: was just ship like that. It was just dumb hoodship.
Speaker 1: He's kind of like, oh, I want to be like
Speaker 1: I want to be like tough. I want to be
Speaker 1: on hood And it's like, show the fuckud be super
Speaker 1: rich playing basketball, done cares but like.
Speaker 3: He disuspected Brownnie and Lebron pressed him and out there
Speaker 3: was really funny. Yeah, but Lebron calm down, like I
Speaker 3: know he's your son. But like also he's a he's
Speaker 3: an athlete. Now if you want him on the Lakers,
Speaker 3: you got to be prepaired for him.
Speaker 1: Well, it's just what he does. He just he just
Speaker 1: created a lot of them. They create narratives because that's
Speaker 1: what gets people talking about him, right, Sure, so that's
Speaker 1: the whole thing. And if steven A didn't do that,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have no problem with him. But also he's
Speaker 1: he's a he's a manufactured centrist as well. When he
Speaker 1: talks like he like, I'm inviting and his so one's
Speaker 1: on my podcast. I'm gonnavite, like I want to hear
Speaker 1: what these people have to say it. I'm like, do
Speaker 1: you if you are actually interested, you've heard what they've
Speaker 1: had to say in their pieces of ship. That's not
Speaker 1: what you want to do. You want to get the
Speaker 1: the that piece of ship audience that likes Candace to
Speaker 1: like you as well. They're like, oh, respect for having
Speaker 1: Candis on type of thing, and I'm like, you're fucking.
Speaker 3: Foolished having like candas. He pretends, like, imagine having them
Speaker 3: on the podcast like nick One does. I think it'd
Speaker 3: be funny.
Speaker 1: Would be funny.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately fortunate, it'll be like this is I can't, we
Speaker 3: can't have you here.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately not. It's too much like if he if he
Speaker 1: was just a conservative cunt, sure yeah, but he's like,
Speaker 1: oh I I'm actually a Nazi. He's like literally a
Speaker 1: seething racist. Yeah. I was like I can't. I can.
Speaker 3: It's a shame too. I think you could have been funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he's got good delivery, uh big meat, these
Speaker 1: thinks Canola Canola Joe greasing up Derek's thighs thick thighs
Speaker 1: deep deep throwing a cactus daily to sound like RFK
Speaker 1: Junior Dandy Andy a leader of the Spiderfucker Party.
Speaker 4: Hope you enjoyed my ass, Batman because now you're gay.
Speaker 1: That's a Cometown reference. That's crazy. What is that? So
Speaker 1: it's any Cometown somehow, dude? I mean, you know me,
Speaker 1: I talk all the time. So if you got if
Speaker 1: anyone's watching this, it's called robo Cop Batman show Girls too.
Speaker 1: That's what the clip is. It basically the the guy
Speaker 1: that fucking h shot Showgirls and directed Show Girls, robo Cop.
Speaker 1: I can't remember the name right now, the character, but
Speaker 1: like it basically transformed into this crazy clip where it
Speaker 1: started off with robo Cop and then it morphs into
Speaker 1: robo Cop somehow becoming Batman and then doing some gay
Speaker 1: ship with the joker. It's so fucking funny. Like I
Speaker 1: can't And that's one of the lines from it.
Speaker 5: I've specifically avoided watching Cometown because I get comments sometimes
Speaker 5: on on this show and elsewhere where. It's just like, man,
Speaker 5: it's so obvious how much Chris watches Comtown because he
Speaker 5: can't stop ripping them off or something. And I'm like,
Speaker 5: I'm not not even exaggerating when I tell you I've
Speaker 5: never seen a single. I think I've seen maybe like
Speaker 5: thirteen minutes of something that maybe you've sent me once.
Speaker 1: Maybe I know, jack shit, it's it's it is one
Speaker 1: thing that I'll say it annoys me. And this is
Speaker 1: in every medium. When somebody popular popularizes something, they think
Speaker 1: they invented something.
Speaker 4: Sure, so like you know, I.
Speaker 1: Was thinking about a mandonna and the pointy bras Like no,
Speaker 1: that was fucking existed in Victorian shit, right, But the
Speaker 1: point is when they talk about even gay covers and stuff,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, you're just ripping off Cometown. I'm like,
Speaker 1: my god, there is ICP. For example, when St Colm
Speaker 1: Posse has a song called slim Anus about Eminem being gay,
Speaker 1: like like you want to you want to talk about it?
Speaker 3: This is so I also remember it just in the
Speaker 3: car or like on the bus going to school when
Speaker 3: I was in middle school, and shit, like.
Speaker 1: We all did that. Everybody's funny. It's just it's so
Speaker 1: immature and stupid.
Speaker 3: It's just funny to do.
Speaker 1: And but to be like oh, because Cometown like popularized
Speaker 1: it on a podcast doing it, which it's really funny
Speaker 1: when when they do, especially Nick Mullen. I was Nick
Speaker 1: molllean is my favorite comedian. He's such an underachievra love it, like,
Speaker 1: oh he could have been so he literally just gave
Speaker 1: his podcast to his fucking unfunny friend Adam Friedland, and
Speaker 1: this kind of fucked off was.
Speaker 5: Like, okay, yeah, he was like he has a good
Speaker 5: he has a I don't know much about him, but
Speaker 5: I've seen I've seen one.
Speaker 4: I've seen one bit of.
Speaker 5: His that I liked quite a bit, and it was like, uh,
Speaker 5: he was talking about like the the government planning nine.
Speaker 1: To eleven or something. Oh yeah, yeah, He's like, just
Speaker 1: one more step the clues.
Speaker 3: That's a genuinely great thing.
Speaker 1: The idea.
Speaker 3: It's just like, all right, now, how do we hide
Speaker 3: clues all over the place?
Speaker 1: Ye?
Speaker 3: Going, let's put in the Simpsons real quick. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: But I genuinely don't know about it, and I've specifically
Speaker 3: avoided because I'm like, well, if I'm that similar already, like,
Speaker 3: I don't want to if I'm accidentally ripping things off now,
Speaker 3: I don't want to intentionally get it in my head
Speaker 3: anyway you don't.
Speaker 1: Like from somebody who's watched many and it absorbed. For example,
Speaker 1: one of my favorite clips is a compilation that is
Speaker 1: over an hour long of Nick Mullen doing uh accents,
Speaker 1: which you know racist by just by this by the
Speaker 1: premise mostly African accents, but like there's a bit. One
Speaker 1: of my favorite bits is Nigerian Shark Tank. Yeah, it's fucking.
Speaker 3: It's just like they say, it's ship like that there.
Speaker 1: I don't see. I don't feel any what what you
Speaker 1: do and what Nick does and stuff is very it's
Speaker 1: it's it's just not the same. Sure, some of our
Speaker 1: beats as far as like the what do you call it?
Speaker 1: The immaturity level is sometimes mass right, But I feel
Speaker 1: like that's a lot of fucking podcasts too that I
Speaker 1: don't really watch necessarily. I don't watch a lot of
Speaker 1: comedy podcasts, but that one's different because it it is
Speaker 1: just oh, here, these guys aren't trying to be famous. There.
Speaker 1: It just blew up because their homies fucking around, and
Speaker 1: I guess it's kind of what's happening here. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: like people lazy just talking ship, not trying to like oh,
Speaker 1: we're going to clean up this thing to really sell
Speaker 1: it to something.
Speaker 3: Even though it would be smart, we really should.
Speaker 1: It would be smart.
Speaker 3: I have a question, man, Yeah, what if there was
Speaker 3: a podcast of people number So imagine there was of
Speaker 3: like people that saw lively s situations happen where you
Speaker 3: bring them in afterwards and they're like, so, what's up?
Speaker 1: Tell me about it? You podcasts not so much.
Speaker 5: You bring somebody in fresh out of like you pull
Speaker 5: somebody out of a Tel Aviv like like a crumbling
Speaker 5: tower in Tel Aviv or like Gaza.
Speaker 3: They sit in front of microphone, like five minutes go go.
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, improv with like like like one of
Speaker 1: the guys, like you know the kid that that little
Speaker 1: fat kid that falls off and dies off the fucking
Speaker 1: screamer sheet. They imagine you have one of the people
Speaker 1: that were next to him coming sit down and talk
Speaker 1: to them. Hey, we're gonna do a gay parody. Hey
Speaker 1: we're gonna Donna a stupid song and dumb jokes. How
Speaker 1: do you feel someone died? Cool? Tell me about it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna make Nickel back gay real quick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, can I go?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Whatever you want?
Speaker 3: Like you can figure out how to break those shackles.
Speaker 3: You're free to go.
Speaker 1: I'd love to have slaves on the show, be sick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you mean when you say that?
Speaker 1: I mean, do I really need to explain that? Elaborate
Speaker 1: a little more a little bit, show a little.
Speaker 4: Kind of like what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Like like no, no, no, no, no, let them go, let them go?
Speaker 1: I mean, what what else needs to be said? We
Speaker 1: what kind of slaves? We have slaves? And then we
Speaker 1: do they do? What in front of their face?
Speaker 3: What do they do?
Speaker 1: They're in chains? What do they What kind of slaves
Speaker 1: are they? Like? What brand? You know?
Speaker 3: There's different, right, so just just in general, people that
Speaker 3: don't have the right.
Speaker 5: Basically, yeah, we'll we'll make a podcast where we interview
Speaker 5: slaves and it will be called two Years a Slave.
Speaker 3: Oh that's that's hard, dude.
Speaker 1: I like that's pretty hard, man. I like that a lot.
Speaker 1: It's it's a unique. It's finally a really unique podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's nothing like that.
Speaker 1: Go back time and go back in time, rip slaves
Speaker 1: out of their time theory, and sit them in front
Speaker 1: of the mic, interview them, and then throw the mac.
Speaker 1: Now they have nothing like that.
Speaker 3: They have to be slaves that are going to die
Speaker 3: BECAUSEY don't want to fuck up the times.
Speaker 1: No, no, yeah, I don't care about that, about the
Speaker 1: times that somebody else's time. I want to make money
Speaker 1: off slaves. Yeah, we're going to fuck up their timeline.
Speaker 1: This timeline already said every time you travel, you create
Speaker 1: a new universe. So it's great.
Speaker 3: I'm like, hey, hey, hey, little slave, do you little
Speaker 3: slave dance? Do your little slave dance?
Speaker 4: What is a slave dance? Exactly?
Speaker 1: I don't know, you don't remember it? Something we should do, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm like, you do a little slaves,
Speaker 1: little slave? Do you little slave jag?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Whatever we do like slavery too, but not the dis
Speaker 1: uh no, sex trafficking jackpot. Yeah, I think that's what
Speaker 1: white slavery is. If I remember, that's the predominantly white slavery.
Speaker 1: I don't mean white isn't race. It's like what they
Speaker 1: call it, you know, like they go like that like
Speaker 1: blue collar, Yeah, blue white slavery. So I think sex
Speaker 1: trafficking is involved in that. So we'll bring a bunch
Speaker 1: of sex traffic victims on the podcast, and.
Speaker 3: We'll bring them on a podcast will offer like what
Speaker 3: is it called rays a sexuary sanctuary, and then when
Speaker 3: we're done with the podcast, we alert that they're pimps
Speaker 3: or their fucking owners.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's the same thing as like calling Ice
Speaker 1: like well well, well well interview fucking like that is
Speaker 1: the most pacoll that does the Rispatos and sh and
Speaker 1: then after that like, dude, we really appreciate your service.
Speaker 3: Stay saved by the way. La Migre is on the way.
Speaker 5: I can't believe Ice is newer than Shrek is. I
Speaker 5: can't get over that. Like the Ice Ice that three three,
Speaker 5: So Shrek has been around long than I.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Migra has been around longer though Ice specifically, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is fresh, but like there there's you know, La Migra,
Speaker 1: there's always been immigration agents.
Speaker 5: Sure, yeah, yeah, deep throwing. I read that already.
Speaker 1: I am a high ranking I am a high ranking
Speaker 1: figure in Islam, and I am placing a fotwan Kingston
Speaker 1: Health Big Bad oh Heath, big Bad Beetlebork smoke or
Speaker 1: smoking Kingston gids a low tier gooner. Joe Rogan is
Speaker 1: the missing link and weep for my allegion of sweens
Speaker 1: be upon you. J Peterson. Uh, what is rape in
Speaker 1: the ontological sense. Lily's brother steers with the car's radio knobs.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Whoa they get real good.
Speaker 5: Well, that's like playing Guitar hero with like a controller
Speaker 5: or something, or like trying to play like the Elden
Speaker 5: Ring with a d d R pad. Like he's just
Speaker 5: trying to he rewires the controls for the steering wheel
Speaker 5: on the radio knobs for.
Speaker 1: The challenge's time doing that. Yeah, it's like this guy
Speaker 1: fucking right now, he's trying to beat Dark Souls with
Speaker 1: a trumpet. You know, it's just like, come on, man,
Speaker 1: I guess the guy did it with a banana already though.
Speaker 4: What Yeah, there wanting bananas.
Speaker 1: They should somebody be Dark Souls with the banana. Everybody's
Speaker 1: beating video games with crazy things. People are just hooking
Speaker 1: things up this stuff and making it work somehow. Little
Speaker 1: notes like they like when they made potato clocks in
Speaker 1: science class. They they built little yeah, they built controllers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did they have like like potato flesh lights potato potato
Speaker 1: you put in the oven for how long like fifty
Speaker 1: forty so that is piping in the oven is insane.
Speaker 3: And then then you gotta just sucking blast.
Speaker 1: You just go through. You just go through it.
Speaker 3: See walk into your friend.
Speaker 1: That was going on? Man, I not much that much.
Speaker 1: And you see a fucking potato that's on the load
Speaker 1: on the back of steam.
Speaker 3: Potato.
Speaker 1: How did you steaming for? How was it? Sweat and corn?
Speaker 1: And here?
Speaker 4: What the what that has going on?
Speaker 1: Yeah? This dude fucking Thanksgiving just sets up the whole
Speaker 1: fucking dinner and then he just fucks it all. You
Speaker 1: got the turkey, got the stuff, and crazy that guy
Speaker 1: with the eight ounces just so it's just a fucking
Speaker 1: smathering a couple over the place, and he's like it
Speaker 1: was a good time. Man.
Speaker 5: There's a poorly printed picture of Richard Simmons face staple
Speaker 5: to everything that he's fucking. It's crazy, Lily, Yeah, sneezing
Speaker 5: out a big old glob of gay little beatles Kevin
Speaker 5: Durant's feet gay for beatles. Fuck you, I am paying
Speaker 5: my TV license, bitch, mister pants going to be edging
Speaker 5: to my fate in the new expansion.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, when is that?
Speaker 5: There's a lot coming out right now, there's a lot
Speaker 5: coming out.
Speaker 3: I can't I can't justify it. I'm not going to
Speaker 3: get it unless I get a freak code, which I might.
Speaker 1: That new Uh, what is it? Destrandy's coming out soon? Oh?
Speaker 3: That comes up this year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it comes out this month. Damn.
Speaker 3: Oh wow the next like two weeks or something. Uh
Speaker 3: playing Red Sirpunk again.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to play Syrerpunk again.
Speaker 5: But then I got to that fucking the brain Dance editing,
Speaker 5: and I'm just like, fuck man, it's.
Speaker 1: Kind of tedious. I've never seen the one mission I
Speaker 1: fucking hate.
Speaker 5: But it's it's a mission that like it's one of
Speaker 5: the because I saw people commenting because I teeted about it,
Speaker 5: and they're like, it's just one part of the game.
Speaker 5: It's so little, Like how could that get in your
Speaker 5: way of enjoying it? But it's like, bro, I it
Speaker 5: would be like if there was you got to do
Speaker 5: it a few times, Yeah, you have to do it
Speaker 5: for a while.
Speaker 3: You only have to do it one time in the
Speaker 3: mainstre once.
Speaker 4: But it's right.
Speaker 1: But it's it's like it's a tutorial and and there's.
Speaker 5: The tutorial and then there's the mission that you have
Speaker 5: to do it mission. What do you mean the dude,
Speaker 5: our Soka Tower, the when you're.
Speaker 1: When you were a Jackie. Yes, yeah, right when you
Speaker 1: were Jackie, like when you're yeah, the when when you're
Speaker 1: when you're you do the thing so you can know though,
Speaker 1: what the code is so you can get the thing out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get ice thing. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I feel like I guess okay, because I did it.
Speaker 3: I remember doing it, because I did it a few times,
Speaker 3: because with Rivers you have to do it once.
Speaker 1: I've done it.
Speaker 3: I remember doing it a handful of time.
Speaker 1: River. Maybe it wasn't the main story, but I can't remember.
Speaker 3: Every time a brain dance thing pops up, I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm not doing this. You know, you gotta do with
Speaker 3: that guy that's like the fucking that guy that thinks
Speaker 3: he's Jesus that gets crucified, the fucking dude that gets
Speaker 3: by the diner in that part of the game, which
Speaker 3: is fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Do it, Rivers. I think that's the tutorial.
Speaker 3: No, no, I know the tutorial is the bank, not
Speaker 3: the bank robbery, but the convenience store robbery. That's right, Okay,
Speaker 3: but uh I it's I understand, like the rest of
Speaker 3: the game is very good, but then like that part
Speaker 3: specifically is the least fun I've ever had in anything
Speaker 3: that I've ever ever, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: So it's like, do I want to go through what
Speaker 5: is it? Basically like twenty straight minutes?
Speaker 1: Thirty minutes, twenty minutes.
Speaker 5: It's a long fucking seat the Ka Tower unless you
Speaker 5: memorize where to go and what to do. But like, dude,
Speaker 5: like I blocked that section out every time I come
Speaker 5: to it because I don't I had so little fun.
Speaker 3: Doing I don't remember because I feel like I probably
Speaker 3: I'm already at the point where I like, there's another
Speaker 3: part where you're like in a church or something. I
Speaker 3: don't know that's what.
Speaker 1: That's what.
Speaker 3: The dude that's going to kill himself, he's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm abad to kill myself for like some functioning things.
Speaker 1: I just remember doing those things and and yes, not
Speaker 1: enjoying it. We didn't. I can do it again with
Speaker 1: the with the fucking uh the Japanese guy that you're
Speaker 1: with who saves you. Oh yeah, you have to do
Speaker 1: it again with for some reason. I can't remember why,
Speaker 1: but I know you have to do it. You have
Speaker 1: to do it a few times.
Speaker 4: Is his name? Takahashi? Am I being racist?
Speaker 1: It's close? I remember it?
Speaker 3: Isshi, yeahsh not ten Kashi.
Speaker 4: I thought it was Takahashi.
Speaker 3: Is it Tankashi's the rapper?
Speaker 1: No, that's that that's not right Khi six nine. That
Speaker 1: can't be right, right, ten Kashi six nine? What what
Speaker 1: do people call him? Oh? Okay, call him sixth nine
Speaker 1: a rat okay, a rat pedal rat.
Speaker 3: He didn't he taking moura that his name is Takama.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, I let that eye then die. I think,
Speaker 1: well you can't. You can't do it that.
Speaker 3: You can saved him in that earlier apart, but he
Speaker 3: can dilate on the game because like the.
Speaker 1: Park go under, remember, like he's upstairs and you go
Speaker 1: and you can't, like not because I wanted to. You
Speaker 1: know how you can jump high? I wanted to. I
Speaker 1: wanted to jump back up there and fucking help him.
Speaker 1: But you you literally they don't let you. I wish
Speaker 1: he could play the game I'm talking about. Ye, you can.
Speaker 3: You can save him, you can figure he like sacrifices
Speaker 3: himself that point. No, I think there's one part where
Speaker 3: you fight one of his homies who's like a fucking
Speaker 3: gets like the man displaying. He starts tripping out. You
Speaker 3: fight his homeie because he can survive at the end
Speaker 3: because if you do the ending with Hanakoh, he can
Speaker 3: be there.
Speaker 1: What the ship for? Okay, so what I I would
Speaker 1: love to be because I got five of the endings
Speaker 1: because there was like some one I do want to
Speaker 1: replay it again.
Speaker 3: Though there's the part like where you're in.
Speaker 1: You're in like they all raid it and stuff, and
Speaker 1: there's like a black yeah, well you go, you go
Speaker 1: down like that's the only way to go, and I
Speaker 1: just wanted to pop back up and fight, but they
Speaker 1: won't let you do it. And then that's when he
Speaker 1: essentially like sacrifices himself because I.
Speaker 3: Think you can do something different to get there, because I
Speaker 3: because I remember the one endings I got, he's there.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. I wanted I want to explore that. I'll
Speaker 1: explore that.
Speaker 3: That games that game is. I think that's such a
Speaker 3: really insanely well developed like city.
Speaker 1: What's up PanAm, Yeah, I'm so cool. I'm viv.
Speaker 3: It's so funny him with a as a black character
Speaker 3: because he doesn't sound black.
Speaker 1: Even man, he's like he's so clearly white, so.
Speaker 3: Clearly like some sort of like fucking like Italian fucking guys.
Speaker 1: He's like some guy from Ohio play play like a
Speaker 1: two K game and then make like a Asian character
Speaker 1: and they're like, hey, yo, what up? He was good?
Speaker 1: My name MP. It's fucking it's fucking Asian character. It
Speaker 1: used to it used to be kind of like this
Speaker 1: could be, but now and they just know it's just
Speaker 1: a it's just a nigga doing nothing.
Speaker 3: Players do have a certain vernacular.
Speaker 1: Well, after a while, some of them started developing it.
Speaker 1: Like there's that dude that was in Miami as something.
Speaker 1: I forgot his last name. I forgot his name, Tyler
Speaker 1: Hero though he's whitish it Tyler Hero, you know. But
Speaker 1: he's like, hey, yo, you know my name Tyler Hero.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, all right, you've been You've been hooping
Speaker 1: way too.
Speaker 3: You just start tunding, like can.
Speaker 1: You just start card working.
Speaker 5: Point The ours on my dodge ran with WS and
Speaker 5: now engine sounds like hot to go.
Speaker 1: I'm so good after this, really, twenty four is are
Speaker 1: you basketball? I'm okay, I'm I'm so out of shape.
Speaker 1: It's I didn't realize because like I'll just would box
Speaker 1: and I'm very stationary. Now that I've been running around,
Speaker 1: I feel like i'm dying. It's crazy, dude, it's it's
Speaker 1: it's what, it's laughable. How I would have shape by him?
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't know. Jolly old dipship a parade.
Speaker 3: So not good ship to play it though, like not
Speaker 3: even slightly.
Speaker 4: Just keep going man, just Al Sharpton versus Sharp Alton.
Speaker 1: My mind is on now, Sharp Alton.
Speaker 5: I think he's got I think he's got the edge. Yeah, hey,
Speaker 5: uh yo, Derek, what is retarded grade? Retarded? Yeah, retarded
Speaker 5: grade black men? The US government takes her in Colm,
Speaker 5: like the Colm that comes out. I'm gonna return home soil.
Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't it's it's okay, it's okay,
Speaker 5: it's all right.
Speaker 4: What is this prof.
Speaker 1: Retarded grade? Nice?
Speaker 5: I like squeezing, squeezing my balls like a clown nose.
Speaker 5: Kingston had a dream. Kingston had a dream. Beetle have
Speaker 5: a dream.
Speaker 1: Pee wee Herman b like here, huh, it is right.
Speaker 1: I forgot to put on it.
Speaker 5: Pee wee Herman be like haha, I'm still dead. Courage
Speaker 5: warns Muriel about Michael Vick.
Speaker 1: But it's too late.
Speaker 3: Hammering my dick to hammering my dick flat to grind
Speaker 3: smithing levels. I call it ex caliber now hibernating Little
Speaker 3: Gatle Search, Peter Lori, Fish Battle, Matt pat solving all
Speaker 3: wars by giving every word World Leader a copy of Undertail.
Speaker 3: Sween's Kid's gonna look like fred O Milky top Uh Smitchy.
Speaker 5: The kid, Derek, you do have to pay us fed
Speaker 5: income times even though let me know the.
Speaker 1: Country just not as.
Speaker 3: Much, but also pay the other count I don't know
Speaker 3: what that means. Foul tarnished, post clarity, nut me tank, miguan,
Speaker 3: take me on life. I'm a better cuck than you.
Speaker 1: Rick.
Speaker 5: It's your baby, Rick Star Coffee, Calmery already you spidery Man.
Speaker 5: Listen to them, the Children of the Night.
Speaker 4: What's called they make?
Speaker 3: That's crazy?
Speaker 5: The Mega the Megafacon, very cool, pretty classic. Craig the
Speaker 5: Canadian holding the fact that Sween was wrong about one
Speaker 5: more day over his fat head forever. It's your boy,
Speaker 5: Shawne d I have transformed into the ginger version of
Speaker 5: Calm where you already come shot gaming TM at Grock
Speaker 5: Is this true? Service?
Speaker 1: Agent?
Speaker 5: Two sixty seven Chris Malnado Show. If I had a
Speaker 5: time machine, I would give Julius Caesar an orange phanta
Speaker 5: because I don't know, but.
Speaker 3: That would do something that would celebrate something that would.
Speaker 5: Be interesting, that would be uh yeah, because what was
Speaker 5: it called narne Julius?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Orange drinks that aren't orange juice kind of confused me.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I've ever because this is an
Speaker 4: orange Julius.
Speaker 3: There is milk involved in that, right or No, I
Speaker 3: don't know anything about him.
Speaker 5: They've always been like unappealing to me. They've always felt
Speaker 5: too like neon to me.
Speaker 1: I may have been to one, but I really don't remember. Yeah,
Speaker 1: nobody cares you want a nice bennet.
Speaker 5: In US, we have a king hitting a punch instead
Speaker 5: of yanking elbow, and if you use a glass, it's
Speaker 5: a king's goblet. Using the remote from click to pause time,
Speaker 5: coate Kingston from head to toe in come Zum time,
Speaker 5: and then watch what he does from afar.
Speaker 1: I I let.
Speaker 5: My boyfriend do a comy com on my boy pussy
Speaker 5: and he didn't wear a boycoon them.
Speaker 3: And now I'm gonna get boy playgo fat fag boegos.
Speaker 1: Now that's crazy, it's crazy. Remember I said, out there
Speaker 1: doing something I forgot I was like, oh, just deals
Speaker 1: you said.
Speaker 5: I said that's quazy once, but I didn't say that,
Speaker 5: and it's bothered, definitely said, I definitely didn't say it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Definitely, You're a fucking criminal that's crazy. Should be killed.
Speaker 1: I think, uh.
Speaker 5: Beatle Moriarty, Beetle Moriarty, I hate you with every fiber
Speaker 5: of my being. You're very exist and sickens me. May
Speaker 5: God strike you dead to night. Here's twenty five dollars
Speaker 5: beatle hooker in his beetlefish nets, sucking beetle dick for
Speaker 5: beetle meth Obi won't shall blow me waiting for the
Speaker 5: sween hunting tier. I want his pel column. We're already
Speaker 5: so gape. They call him slipping Jimmy Kremlin to Gremlin
Speaker 5: two beatles blumkining while staring at h extra Ammo was
Speaker 5: no joke. Was a joke, no gay parody, no no questions.
Speaker 5: It was a fucking mess, stupid Harry Rectum. I'm tired,
Speaker 5: boss man, gay slipknot devil in itune thrust inside. Oh
Speaker 5: I see put his penis and I wage like five
Speaker 5: three Rhythm x Men x Men x Men animated theme for.
Speaker 1: Fuck My Butt for for fuck my butt, fucking.
Speaker 5: Theafini Brothers, Jeffrey Epstein in Minecraft. Maybe like I am
Speaker 5: Steen Don Donkerson, the Colne swinging slasher Laslow.
Speaker 3: I don't have much time.
Speaker 1: I owe money to a lot of bad people and
Speaker 1: I'm into deep Laslow.
Speaker 4: Please La, I need to help.
Speaker 3: L You were doing that one time at my house
Speaker 3: and it was insane, crying.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 5: I forgot that his accent was like the in Camp Laslow.
Speaker 5: I forgot that the elephant he had had that thing
Speaker 5: aggressively Indian accent. Yeah, and his name was Raj. Yeah,
Speaker 5: he's an Indian. I mean it makes sense, but it
Speaker 5: was just like it was so extreme and I don't
Speaker 5: remember it that.
Speaker 1: He sounds panic. What are you doing? He sounds panicked
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 4: He sounds like.
Speaker 1: They took his seven eleven from him.
Speaker 3: Seven eleven, or.
Speaker 1: His motel, or they took his ability to become a doctor,
Speaker 1: or they took uh, they wanted up his path.
Speaker 5: I will say, man, best doctor I ever had, stop,
Speaker 5: the best doctor I ever had was a dude.
Speaker 3: Come on, man, that was just it's like the white huffman. Huh,
Speaker 3: Like what did you say? What did you say?
Speaker 1: It with old Come on, dudelne, do not to.
Speaker 3: Wash off my stop dude, Like that's this bad?
Speaker 5: This is my shower routine. Oh peep, this this is
Speaker 5: my shower routine. Enter wash, ass, then face, then balls,
Speaker 5: then face again, then ass again, then face exit.
Speaker 3: So crazy.
Speaker 1: Mid section of his legs, yeah, all filthy, filthy. He
Speaker 1: just relies on the runoff. His face is so full
Speaker 1: of caverns and postage.
Speaker 4: And I like it, mister Smith. He's got pink eye
Speaker 4: up the.
Speaker 3: He's got pink eyes so much.
Speaker 1: It's just I now he's got he's got pink He's
Speaker 1: just layers of crust just out. It's like Homer.
Speaker 3: Yes, the episode had pink eye.
Speaker 5: His pink eye has pink eye. And it's over from here,
Speaker 5: mister Smith. Are the pretty girls in the room with
Speaker 5: us right now? Me be fishy a mean lesbian? Fuck eyes?
Speaker 4: Fuck Trump?
Speaker 5: John Strickland Merse eighteen eighty nine, vilidity verlidy very lyly.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 4: Did you just drow SWASTI U.
Speaker 3: Notice right away?
Speaker 1: Notice so fucking fast even let me fish. I don't
Speaker 1: like it. Most of that face is crazy. I was
Speaker 1: building something this, dude, Notice the what are you building?
Speaker 1: What are you finished building? G go ahead, It's it's
Speaker 1: too late, man. You ruin the moment.
Speaker 4: Man, what are you making?
Speaker 1: A pin wheel? Yeah? Something like that.
Speaker 3: Are you're building up four squares?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I'm squares technically.
Speaker 1: Just how I draw a maze. You start off with
Speaker 1: you start, you start off. This is the foundation of
Speaker 1: a maze. I can't continue of them. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: draw you.
Speaker 3: Guys been coming at me playing semitism. He's been, he's
Speaker 3: been on one lately.
Speaker 1: No, he's just drawing stuff, drawing amaze. He's sorry, bad,
Speaker 1: you're actually anti semitic?
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure for sure.
Speaker 4: Now it's not a Swasha anymore.
Speaker 1: Now drawing a made you stupid bitch. Some people actually
Speaker 1: try to gaslight to like people are actually like, I
Speaker 1: didn't do that.
Speaker 4: I just have autism.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just I didn't retarded. There's no so you
Speaker 1: always start off with a maze.
Speaker 5: Always start off with the swast You're another one, I say,
Speaker 5: start this way, another one.
Speaker 3: You've drawn more Swaska's today than I probably drawn today.
Speaker 5: The first key David presents one human sized beatles throbbing
Speaker 5: monster cock versus one Sweeney's version Shincter the Ethereal Spinning
Speaker 5: Flashlight pre raz Blake eight ninety six. I got Lockjaw
Speaker 5: doing graveyard chips at the second Factory, and all I
Speaker 5: got was lock jaws previously mentioned. I see you do
Speaker 5: a dick on top of the swasagas?
Speaker 3: How many?
Speaker 1: How many?
Speaker 4: That is a cute penis?
Speaker 3: How many future School Shooters notebooks look like that?
Speaker 1: Oh? Probably like a drawing of a confused man with
Speaker 1: no I like the idea of like like there's a
Speaker 1: like swastika penises, there's like a dollar money sign that
Speaker 1: like the fucking bubble money.
Speaker 3: Then there's penises and then swastas all over it.
Speaker 5: I took it to my attic and I franked it
Speaker 5: hooked on a penis down, No, no, no, I'm high
Speaker 5: on a seamen.
Speaker 3: When you think of a character's the one that comes
Speaker 3: to mind first?
Speaker 4: When I think of a character, character.
Speaker 3: Hiding, who comes to my first? Minus a front cobby,
Speaker 3: I think it's character. Yeah, Anya you think of when
Speaker 3: you think of someone hiding? What you think of someone?
Speaker 3: What comes to mind first?
Speaker 1: I mean there's that the groundhog we gottas the open
Speaker 1: and frank a Growndhog.
Speaker 3: Or the hiding character Solid Snake and Frank round Hog
Speaker 3: Agent forty seven or twenty seven, from which one it
Speaker 3: is plain sight, Yeah, Splinter Cell.
Speaker 1: Splinter Sam Fisher voiced by Michael Ironside, you bitch.
Speaker 3: Tom Clancy's Tom Clancy's uh, and Frank that I would
Speaker 3: play the Shadow.
Speaker 4: That a stealthy game where you're like, you have to
Speaker 4: play and Frank and.
Speaker 3: Hiding and writing, here's a star terrified Jewish woman.
Speaker 5: No, it's a it's a Tom Clancy game. So it
Speaker 5: becomes modern day espionage.
Speaker 1: Okay, so then yeah, she's doing all these covert like
Speaker 1: operations and stuff.
Speaker 3: It's you hiding and trying to get to the kitchen
Speaker 3: to get Matza ball soup and then get back when
Speaker 3: I'm being that.
Speaker 1: Is just to continue living in enemy you have online.
Speaker 1: There's two naughty you stay safe, stay frosty, Stay frosty, and.
Speaker 10: We'll get you some pretzels after this is you're the
Speaker 10: one that sings like tomorrow tomorrow, I love you tomorrow,
Speaker 10: I'll never ever see you, right, that's at Frank, Annie Frank, Frank,
Speaker 10: that's it.
Speaker 1: Annie Frank.
Speaker 3: I wonder how much the actual copies.
Speaker 1: Of the actual copy of that. What do you mean
Speaker 1: the dad like sell it and like the allegedly wrote
Speaker 1: fake shipping it or something.
Speaker 3: Don't tell me that that makes me sad.
Speaker 1: I hear wrote things about like, man, my dad's so
Speaker 1: cool and my dad's awesome. That's such a lark. Beeat
Speaker 1: is man, he's so bad. That is a crazy fucking
Speaker 1: thing to to fake in your daughter's diary. Write that
Speaker 1: me though, by the way, he didn't. He didn't show
Speaker 1: it to me. He's just he just would talk about
Speaker 1: how big it is.
Speaker 5: Not only is it in a different pen, it's in
Speaker 5: completely different handwriting. It's a different language in.
Speaker 1: English, it's in modern.
Speaker 3: Day English writing.
Speaker 1: English is fucking German. That would be so good.
Speaker 3: Oh god, Fianish is win and biggie authentic?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? I did not do it.
Speaker 3: I did not write that. I know no German words.
Speaker 1: I know I know guten tag, I know nine, libertic,
Speaker 1: I know libert, I know I don't know no nine.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: Very very comment to Kleppen, there you go. That's welcome
Speaker 4: to the party.
Speaker 1: I know that Germany. I think I might be seeing
Speaker 1: us the Juden as rotten.
Speaker 4: Okay, Blake eight ninety six.
Speaker 1: Your I don't like Kingston be like to Betra, no
Speaker 1: creature buoyant Cartman. I learn that from Cartman.
Speaker 5: All right, hold on, Kingston is this guy's his name
Speaker 5: is Kingston. B like Stratinyl, Greetuer, Boynant, Boynant and Stratnel
Speaker 5: are stupid. Greetuer was the thing we intentionally made up. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I made that up with a friend of ours a
Speaker 5: long time ago. It's it's it's not a creature like.
Speaker 1: A greeter is like a like a a goblin.
Speaker 3: That's creature.
Speaker 5: No, a greecher is like like you know, like a
Speaker 5: like a sick like a sick chuaa. That's kind of
Speaker 5: like all fucking distorted. That's a creature. It's like it's
Speaker 5: creature like but it's not quite it's not quite a
Speaker 5: demon or meant well, Buoyant, you're stupid.
Speaker 4: That's just not real.
Speaker 1: Boyant Bognant isn't phrase. Are you like buoyancy? Something that
Speaker 1: has buoyanty is boyant buoyant?
Speaker 4: Oh why are you putting an en in there?
Speaker 1: Ends ban.
Speaker 5: And he said rat no Stratinel. Yeah, that shrapnel that
Speaker 5: that frog ripped me off. That's goofy asmen gold looks
Speaker 5: like you can smell him up wind.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 5: You can smell asmen Gold underwater man, Yeah, like you
Speaker 5: if if jump the mud, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: It just spreads like scarlet ride.
Speaker 1: So it's thick.
Speaker 5: Water ew asen Gold showed up ew ew never. I
Speaker 5: can't imagine not saying that.
Speaker 1: That's it's fucked up, because like has been gold like legitimately,
Speaker 1: even if he was like twenty feet away from I
Speaker 1: would already be holding my breath, like you know, like
Speaker 1: if you're like walky, you're about you're gonna walk past
Speaker 1: him like in maybe like ten seconds whatever I would.
Speaker 3: I bet his coum looks like soft serve ice cream.
Speaker 1: But I bet you're right, so it looks like chocolate
Speaker 1: ice cream.
Speaker 5: I bet you're so wrap yeah, laying on the penis
Speaker 5: and so it feels like I'm giving someone else in
Speaker 5: handle insane young and shooting himself in the chest.
Speaker 1: Nikki Ziggy, you feed it to my roaches. I feed
Speaker 1: my cumb to my roaches. Oh, I'm Asthen Gold. My
Speaker 1: name is Asthmen Gold. What the fuck what? I don't
Speaker 1: even know his actual name.
Speaker 3: I don't care too.
Speaker 1: Don't you think it's asthmen. Actually no geriatric pregnancy, so
Speaker 1: he's probably like, fucking, what the fuck does that even
Speaker 1: mean geriatric asthmen?
Speaker 3: Oh oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I have no idea.
Speaker 3: Amaldis probably I genuinely don't know one of the kind
Speaker 3: of guys I would have a name.
Speaker 5: Of young Colin shooting himself in the chest. Uh, Nikki
Speaker 5: Ziggy straight slayer, making the world gayer. I can't wait
Speaker 5: for the new Halo game to be revealed to an
Speaker 5: imagine dragon song so I can watch the last bit
Speaker 5: of light fade from Chris.
Speaker 4: That wouldn't even phase me.
Speaker 1: This one.
Speaker 3: I would notice it, and I would be like, that's
Speaker 3: wild that that would happen. That would happen to me.
Speaker 3: It's coming again, It's coming, just like me under this desk.
Speaker 1: I've comped. I've comped. I've cumped.
Speaker 5: So much worse Lily's brother playing flat out. I r
Speaker 5: L the guy killing himself over snow was right? Sorry,
Speaker 5: Miss Jackson, badly brave?
Speaker 1: Who New York? Who's New York?
Speaker 5: Nick a theory needs some Lauring's webinar hill three penis
Speaker 5: name from Melphis one and routing out our.
Speaker 1: List as always, the Luscious King of haphazard, very cool.
Speaker 1: You know him, you know, you know, I was like, man,
Speaker 1: let's do a two hour podcast. Look at time, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, we uh listen in fairness time. I tried
Speaker 1: to keep us on the ball. We we we got
Speaker 1: sidetracked a little bit. There are times when you give
Speaker 1: up and it you know, like you're trying and then
Speaker 1: you just give in. I try something to start just
Speaker 1: engaging in this. Bye bye. Yeah see yah