WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:11.439 Welcome to the Snark Tank. 2 00:00:12.279 --> 00:00:14.919 You're about to get your names glazed by the great 3 00:00:15.080 --> 00:00:21.120 Chris Raycod, Derek black Man, and Tom Swaey. 4 00:00:21.839 --> 00:00:27.440 Sit back and prepare for some ship. Sit back and 5 00:00:27.519 --> 00:00:29.359 prepare for some blazing glory. 6 00:00:36.000 --> 00:00:41.600 Oh, let's have a quick discussion about something before you 7 00:00:41.600 --> 00:00:42.399 can get rid of this. 8 00:00:42.520 --> 00:00:43.719 Welcome to the Stark Tank Podcast. 9 00:00:43.759 --> 00:00:48.079 Before that happens, it's being crazy, Tim Exendtive, Derek Patron, 10 00:00:48.119 --> 00:00:50.799 dot Concess a Snark Tank early access. 11 00:00:51.039 --> 00:00:53.280 Uh, you know, add for you all that crap? What 12 00:00:53.479 --> 00:00:54.240 were we going to say? 13 00:00:54.439 --> 00:00:58.079 Who do you guys would say? Is the stupidest superhero? 14 00:00:59.000 --> 00:01:00.000 What supervillains? 15 00:01:00.159 --> 00:01:00.960 Villain? Villain? 16 00:01:04.040 --> 00:01:05.560 Probably Obama from that comic. 17 00:01:06.120 --> 00:01:07.280 He was a villain in it? 18 00:01:07.400 --> 00:01:07.760 Was he not? 19 00:01:08.159 --> 00:01:09.319 I don't think so. I think he was like a 20 00:01:09.319 --> 00:01:11.480 good guy in the in the Spider Man comic. Yeah, 21 00:01:11.920 --> 00:01:14.519 I don't know. I don't think he was deemed a villain. 22 00:01:14.599 --> 00:01:17.920 He's villain is of course lla. He's done way more 23 00:01:18.000 --> 00:01:21.599 villainy than any one Spider Mans ever fought. Prob well, no, 24 00:01:21.959 --> 00:01:25.920 most of the people he's fought no, well, I guess 25 00:01:25.799 --> 00:01:29.200 its low level. It's crazy that I I know the 26 00:01:29.200 --> 00:01:30.760 only person more villainous to him, I would say it. 27 00:01:30.799 --> 00:01:33.879 Spider Man's roster often is like more Loan and carnage. 28 00:01:34.840 --> 00:01:37.719 Carnage is villainous, you say, Laura. 29 00:01:39.439 --> 00:01:40.959 You know I thought she follows me. 30 00:01:41.599 --> 00:01:44.920 No, she had no idea that bitch. No she does, 31 00:01:45.079 --> 00:01:47.799 I swear to god you already wait. I mean maybe 32 00:01:47.799 --> 00:01:49.799 I read it wrong. You get to hit that. You 33 00:01:52.760 --> 00:01:55.120 don't want to know what it's like to hit purge mask. 34 00:01:56.040 --> 00:01:58.760 That's correct, And I wonder when that happened. 35 00:01:59.200 --> 00:02:00.959 That's the thing, too, is like I have no I 36 00:02:00.959 --> 00:02:02.560 have no concept of when this could have been. 37 00:02:02.640 --> 00:02:03.319 I wish that. 38 00:02:03.359 --> 00:02:05.200 I'm so disappointed you, even I don't even think you 39 00:02:05.200 --> 00:02:06.400 did anything. I'm so disappointing you. 40 00:02:06.400 --> 00:02:08.360 I wish the information was available, like it says, like 41 00:02:08.439 --> 00:02:10.960 when they first followed you, like the other day. I know, right, 42 00:02:11.000 --> 00:02:12.919 that would be so useful. It would be very nice. 43 00:02:12.960 --> 00:02:14.159 Yeah, that'd be a good thing to happen. I don't 44 00:02:14.159 --> 00:02:14.960 know why doesn't exist. 45 00:02:15.360 --> 00:02:17.840 It's just laziness, like an innovation that they didn't care 46 00:02:17.919 --> 00:02:18.400 to think about. 47 00:02:18.439 --> 00:02:19.599 Does it have it for Facebook? 48 00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:23.280 Well yeah, well yeah, but that's a different thing. I 49 00:02:23.599 --> 00:02:25.960 think it doesn't show you how long your followers have 50 00:02:26.000 --> 00:02:26.719 been following you. 51 00:02:27.360 --> 00:02:29.639 When somebody followed you following since and it does that? 52 00:02:29.840 --> 00:02:30.360 Does it do that? 53 00:02:30.520 --> 00:02:32.400 You see friendship? Yeah, I haven't been on Facebook, and 54 00:02:33.400 --> 00:02:36.000 I was gonna delete mine yesterday again and I'm like, no, 55 00:02:36.199 --> 00:02:38.520 my pastors did. Then I realized they're really not anymore. 56 00:02:39.280 --> 00:02:40.120 I don't know, I don't care. 57 00:02:40.240 --> 00:02:41.719 I just gotta get rid of it, because that's what 58 00:02:41.840 --> 00:02:43.479 that's my last tie to back home at. 59 00:02:43.360 --> 00:02:45.199 The issue with the issue with Facebook for me is 60 00:02:45.240 --> 00:02:47.120 that it's like it's the only real semblance of a 61 00:02:47.240 --> 00:02:50.439 of a photo album I have, you know what I mean, 62 00:02:50.719 --> 00:02:52.840 of like life. So it's just like if I if 63 00:02:52.879 --> 00:02:54.400 I get rid of my Facebook, it's like all my 64 00:02:54.439 --> 00:02:57.400 memories are kind of gone. It's kind of weird. 65 00:02:57.439 --> 00:02:59.919 I think you can download everything, yeah. 66 00:02:59.680 --> 00:03:00.719 But then like what happens? 67 00:03:00.759 --> 00:03:05.639 I just want to start being really, what happens when he. 68 00:03:05.719 --> 00:03:08.479 I've downloaded things and then like something gets sucked up? 69 00:03:08.479 --> 00:03:10.000 And you know what I mean, it's I got to 70 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:11.360 have him on a server somewhere that I have. 71 00:03:11.599 --> 00:03:11.960 I can't. 72 00:03:12.080 --> 00:03:12.840 I can't fuck it up. 73 00:03:12.879 --> 00:03:15.120 My most important stuff I have in multiple h I 74 00:03:15.159 --> 00:03:18.879 have two hard drives, a Google drive suspicious and then 75 00:03:19.599 --> 00:03:22.840 well know if it's actually the opposite. You would not 76 00:03:22.919 --> 00:03:25.960 have some the fucking ship like in multiple areas to 77 00:03:26.080 --> 00:03:28.960 increase your chances of getting That's crazy. 78 00:03:29.639 --> 00:03:32.400 That is having like having like different hard drives hidden 79 00:03:32.439 --> 00:03:35.960 through the city like Spider Man. Ye man, somebody run 80 00:03:36.000 --> 00:03:38.080 through a digging. 81 00:03:37.759 --> 00:03:38.360 Through the ground. 82 00:03:38.840 --> 00:03:39.560 I'm still here. 83 00:03:40.000 --> 00:03:44.319 There was a I can't remember who this this guy is, 84 00:03:44.360 --> 00:03:46.560 but he's a low cow that looks like a kid 85 00:03:47.240 --> 00:03:50.199 kind of. He looks really young and he's into this 86 00:03:50.319 --> 00:03:53.639 like that baby ship, like people dressing up like babies. 87 00:03:53.879 --> 00:03:55.360 I can't remember. Turkey Tom did. 88 00:03:55.199 --> 00:03:55.840 A video on it. 89 00:03:56.840 --> 00:03:58.840 I have no concept of what you're saying. 90 00:03:58.919 --> 00:04:00.879 Yeah, at first I thought was that it was just 91 00:04:00.919 --> 00:04:02.120 one of those guys. 92 00:04:03.319 --> 00:04:05.960 Was that kid? Oh he what's his name? 93 00:04:06.520 --> 00:04:10.919 Yeah? You said, what's the kid's name? The kid? 94 00:04:11.000 --> 00:04:14.560 What's that guy that can't yesh? 95 00:04:15.039 --> 00:04:17.639 Yeah, you know his name is not Hesba. What the 96 00:04:17.759 --> 00:04:22.279 what's his name? I can't remember because he said that 97 00:04:23.079 --> 00:04:25.399 it's it's very close, very close to it. 98 00:04:25.399 --> 00:04:29.959 It's like isis or something, but something like that. 99 00:04:31.360 --> 00:04:34.319 It is very similar. It's something I don't remember. But 100 00:04:35.160 --> 00:04:36.959 he's not like he's not he doesn't have that syndron 101 00:04:37.000 --> 00:04:39.560 doesn't have that Andy Millans not name, he's not he's 102 00:04:39.560 --> 00:04:42.639 not like he just but he does have some. 103 00:04:42.639 --> 00:04:43.480 Weird thing about him. 104 00:04:43.480 --> 00:04:45.759 But again, he's just like a terrible Locales watching a 105 00:04:45.759 --> 00:04:48.720 little bit of it and I still I couldn't finish 106 00:04:48.720 --> 00:04:50.199 it because he just sucked so much. 107 00:04:50.600 --> 00:04:52.360 But one thing I remember is that. 108 00:04:53.600 --> 00:04:55.839 I think it was the same guy that he had 109 00:04:55.879 --> 00:04:59.600 a bunch of crazy ship in the hard drive and 110 00:05:00.279 --> 00:05:01.879 used it. I'm probably getting. 111 00:05:01.600 --> 00:05:02.959 To find crazy for me. 112 00:05:03.000 --> 00:05:05.560 Really, I'm thinking it's well, I think he was one 113 00:05:05.600 --> 00:05:06.639 of those CP people. 114 00:05:07.439 --> 00:05:09.839 I think I could be getting people mixed up because 115 00:05:09.839 --> 00:05:12.560 you know, like people getting busted. It's it's so there's 116 00:05:14.120 --> 00:05:17.279 so much footage or on YouTube of people getting busted 117 00:05:17.319 --> 00:05:20.160 for like pervy shit. But I just remember somebody going 118 00:05:20.199 --> 00:05:22.959 to the library. It might have been that guy using 119 00:05:23.000 --> 00:05:27.160 his thumb drive that has all that crazy shit on 120 00:05:27.240 --> 00:05:30.199 there in the thing and thinking of it retroactively, like 121 00:05:30.240 --> 00:05:32.879 I can't believe I did that, you know, using the 122 00:05:32.920 --> 00:05:36.040 same thing that has all that crazy shit on and 123 00:05:36.120 --> 00:05:39.480 to useing it for something publicly. And I'm like, I 124 00:05:39.560 --> 00:05:40.959 don't understand. 125 00:05:40.519 --> 00:05:43.160 People, Man, I gotta download this news, I gotta scan 126 00:05:43.279 --> 00:05:45.879 this newspaper clipig so that I have it for my 127 00:05:45.879 --> 00:05:46.519 book report. 128 00:05:46.759 --> 00:05:49.439 Yeah, for college. Also it's on my CP. 129 00:05:49.720 --> 00:05:54.120 Fucking Look, I'm not trying to protect the cper, but 130 00:05:54.720 --> 00:05:56.720 it don't have another hard drive. 131 00:05:57.160 --> 00:06:01.240 Like sorry, you think some preservation. Imagine somebody that watched 132 00:06:03.040 --> 00:06:05.279 to fucking not have another hard drive but type of 133 00:06:05.360 --> 00:06:07.759 dip ship. What do you say, man, if somebody's watching 134 00:06:07.800 --> 00:06:09.839 child porn where they don't have to wear withal to 135 00:06:09.879 --> 00:06:12.160 get another hard drive. I only got one hard drive 136 00:06:12.160 --> 00:06:13.120 of thirty two gigs. 137 00:06:14.360 --> 00:06:17.199 What you're saying is imagine if these insane people were 138 00:06:17.199 --> 00:06:18.839 also were also dumb? 139 00:06:21.360 --> 00:06:25.319 It is I do you not? I remember when I, uh, 140 00:06:25.519 --> 00:06:27.519 when I stole a bag of chips as a kid 141 00:06:27.879 --> 00:06:33.360 from a from a liquor store. The feeling of like anxiety, 142 00:06:33.480 --> 00:06:36.480 like oh, ship, this is crazy, just like the natural 143 00:06:36.480 --> 00:06:40.279 feeling that you're doing something wrong, Like I wonder. 144 00:06:40.120 --> 00:06:42.920 What those people do? You not have that natural that 145 00:06:43.000 --> 00:06:45.920 natural thing want to get caught. They just like that 146 00:06:45.959 --> 00:06:48.639 want to get caught, actually like they want to like subconsciously. 147 00:06:49.160 --> 00:06:52.399 The people that do it often you need help, like. 148 00:06:52.399 --> 00:06:54.879 Let me do something to like get myself exposed, but 149 00:06:55.040 --> 00:06:56.319 not just go to the police. 150 00:06:56.319 --> 00:06:58.079 I guess because like when I used to steal when 151 00:06:58.079 --> 00:07:00.000 I used to steal bags the chips, right, yeah, I 152 00:07:00.000 --> 00:07:01.360 bust in the bag of chips and they put it 153 00:07:01.399 --> 00:07:02.040 back and be like. 154 00:07:01.959 --> 00:07:06.480 Oh man, this is not done. Have a ceiling lighter, ite, 155 00:07:08.319 --> 00:07:10.120 Do you have one of those kids to ceil and 156 00:07:10.199 --> 00:07:12.040 flated and seal it? It gets crazy. 157 00:07:12.040 --> 00:07:14.399 Those things are so loud. Have you ever used a seiler? 158 00:07:15.600 --> 00:07:21.399 They're so loud. Is like looking up but then goes 159 00:07:21.439 --> 00:07:25.319 back to doing whatever. The it opens it up, bullet 160 00:07:28.319 --> 00:07:30.519 And what's crazy is now you're gonna take it to 161 00:07:30.600 --> 00:07:33.639 the lays or roughly you know whatever. I'm kidding, You're 162 00:07:33.639 --> 00:07:37.680 gonna go, you gonna and what the fuck? And no 163 00:07:37.720 --> 00:07:40.759 one did anything? How could that possibly be profitable for 164 00:07:40.800 --> 00:07:41.279 freedo lay? 165 00:07:41.480 --> 00:07:44.959 Yeah, just giggling my ass off, know that Freda is 166 00:07:45.000 --> 00:07:48.680 going bankrupt seekers of me busting in several dozen bag 167 00:07:48.759 --> 00:07:51.199 of chips in different stores throughout the country. 168 00:07:51.240 --> 00:07:53.560 Of course, that's funny as fu dude. That's kind of 169 00:07:53.600 --> 00:07:56.600 like the there was a Fox show when I was 170 00:07:56.600 --> 00:07:59.839 a kid showing vendors doing horrible things like that, and 171 00:08:00.040 --> 00:08:02.160 one of them, which is not I don't know why, 172 00:08:02.160 --> 00:08:04.360 it's still funny to me that the guy had like 173 00:08:04.360 --> 00:08:06.399 like a drink stand and he was like mixing the 174 00:08:06.439 --> 00:08:07.040 drinks with his. 175 00:08:07.079 --> 00:08:11.519 Dick, Like, no, that did not happen. 176 00:08:12.399 --> 00:08:17.120 Well, the shows might be fake, but apparently the CCTV show. 177 00:08:17.240 --> 00:08:19.399 Dude, why the fuck would that not be real? Chris? 178 00:08:19.439 --> 00:08:21.040 It's just like why wait time? 179 00:08:21.600 --> 00:08:22.319 Why is that? 180 00:08:22.439 --> 00:08:23.360 Like? Not? Really? 181 00:08:23.439 --> 00:08:25.759 I just like to think better. I just like to like, 182 00:08:25.839 --> 00:08:29.120 what on earth has given you the fucking ability to 183 00:08:29.199 --> 00:08:32.320 think that humans would it makes a drink with their peters. 184 00:08:32.399 --> 00:08:34.320 I just like to think better of people. Also, the 185 00:08:34.360 --> 00:08:35.960 cumbersome nature of doing that. 186 00:08:36.639 --> 00:08:39.759 Funny, it's funny and it's fucked up. People love doing 187 00:08:39.799 --> 00:08:43.480 shit like that. They what do you is there? Is 188 00:08:43.519 --> 00:08:45.200 it like because it's funny to them? Or do you 189 00:08:45.200 --> 00:08:46.840 think it's like it's is it pleasurable? 190 00:08:46.960 --> 00:08:50.039 It's funny, it's both the funny and pleasure come together. 191 00:08:50.200 --> 00:08:52.519 To me, it's funny hearing about it. But in the 192 00:08:52.960 --> 00:08:55.840 if I knew someone that told me that they actually 193 00:08:55.840 --> 00:08:58.320 did that, I would think very differently of them right 194 00:08:58.399 --> 00:09:04.200 from then on out. Me as well, not very I'm 195 00:09:04.240 --> 00:09:06.799 not negative enough to do like that, but the idea 196 00:09:06.840 --> 00:09:08.480 of someone doing that is hilarious. 197 00:09:08.919 --> 00:09:10.600 So I'm with you, guys. But I'm just like, how 198 00:09:10.600 --> 00:09:12.799 could you do? Like like you was like you were 199 00:09:12.799 --> 00:09:14.559 just looking at them too. You look at them, You 200 00:09:14.600 --> 00:09:16.519 were moving as dick as much as minimals possible. Yeah, 201 00:09:16.519 --> 00:09:18.120 I get you drink for you right now. You put 202 00:09:18.120 --> 00:09:19.320 it under the desk. 203 00:09:19.120 --> 00:09:20.279 Just right, and. 204 00:09:22.559 --> 00:09:25.480 There's nowhere else have but ability to make your dick twirl. 205 00:09:25.639 --> 00:09:29.559 You have a prettyetsile peanuts. You hear something slashing, but 206 00:09:29.600 --> 00:09:31.480 you can't see what's happening going on nothing, don't worry 207 00:09:31.480 --> 00:09:39.240 about it. So the day going, there's eliminade. 208 00:09:40.360 --> 00:09:42.039 So are you guys enjoying World War three? 209 00:09:43.399 --> 00:09:43.559 Oh? 210 00:09:43.639 --> 00:09:46.639 Yeah, man, it's it's fun. It's it's a really cool. 211 00:09:46.679 --> 00:09:47.320 It's really cool. 212 00:09:47.600 --> 00:09:51.320 We're gonna you know, the beach boys just died and 213 00:09:51.320 --> 00:09:51.919 now we're going to. 214 00:09:51.879 --> 00:09:55.639 The bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb, a red bomb, bomb 215 00:09:55.679 --> 00:09:56.759 bomb bomb bomb. 216 00:10:00.200 --> 00:10:02.639 It's great. That guard that doesn't. 217 00:10:05.039 --> 00:10:07.720 And like I think, I don't know as a country now, 218 00:10:07.720 --> 00:10:09.200 I think we have the point now where it's. 219 00:10:09.039 --> 00:10:11.960 Like there's a there's a there's a great there's a 220 00:10:12.000 --> 00:10:17.399 great so there's a great bit, there's a great VPS 221 00:10:17.399 --> 00:10:21.759 sponsorships we don't even get we uh there's a great 222 00:10:21.759 --> 00:10:26.559 bit that uh nor McDonald did about Germany starting uh 223 00:10:27.240 --> 00:10:31.279 starting a war with the world twice, and he says, basically, 224 00:10:31.360 --> 00:10:34.039 it's like, you figure the world would be like, hey, listen, Germany, 225 00:10:34.519 --> 00:10:37.919 on account of the fact that you keep starting wars 226 00:10:37.960 --> 00:10:40.519 with the world, you don't get you don't get to be. 227 00:10:40.519 --> 00:10:42.120 A country no more, you know. 228 00:10:43.000 --> 00:10:48.600 And I think there's a case to be made about 229 00:10:48.600 --> 00:10:51.039 little Israel over there, Like you know, I feel like 230 00:10:51.240 --> 00:10:52.600 I feel like it's a pretty good case. 231 00:10:53.360 --> 00:10:53.679 Really. 232 00:10:53.960 --> 00:10:56.279 I don't even think it's particularly political. I just think, like, bro, 233 00:10:56.360 --> 00:10:58.679 you're a problem. Yeah, Like what are you doing? 234 00:10:58.759 --> 00:11:00.200 You're just like a nuisance. You're like the guy at 235 00:11:00.240 --> 00:11:03.159 the bar who owns the bar, and so he thinks 236 00:11:03.159 --> 00:11:05.080 he could just be addicted to everybody and no one's 237 00:11:05.120 --> 00:11:06.960 gonna like step up to him because he owns the place. 238 00:11:07.000 --> 00:11:09.399 But it's like, brother, Well, the thing that is a 239 00:11:09.399 --> 00:11:12.559 good analogy though, because the the other employees in the 240 00:11:12.600 --> 00:11:15.080 bar are probably decent and they hate the owner too, 241 00:11:15.759 --> 00:11:18.240 And it seems like that's what's happened with Yahoo, Like 242 00:11:18.279 --> 00:11:21.720 people are like this guy sucks, so he's literally endangering 243 00:11:21.799 --> 00:11:23.919 us all. You know. Now, there's there's a lot of 244 00:11:24.000 --> 00:11:26.279 crazy Zionists that live there too. But still the ones 245 00:11:26.279 --> 00:11:28.960 that are just chilling, you know that live in Tel Aviv, 246 00:11:29.000 --> 00:11:31.360 for example, they don't they're not even they're non political. 247 00:11:31.399 --> 00:11:34.759 They're just living right and like particularly them in Man, 248 00:11:37.000 --> 00:11:38.240 this nigga that's from Philly. 249 00:11:38.279 --> 00:11:41.720 I think I didn't even know this because, uh, I 250 00:11:41.759 --> 00:11:44.279 don't think he was born in I'm going there. I 251 00:11:44.279 --> 00:11:46.159 don't think he was born in Israel. But I don't 252 00:11:46.159 --> 00:11:47.600 think he was born in Philly. But I he grew 253 00:11:47.679 --> 00:11:49.240 up there, or he went to college at least. 254 00:11:49.080 --> 00:11:51.399 I don't know which was which. I just know he's 255 00:11:51.600 --> 00:11:53.519 he lived there. To me, it's just it's just funny. 256 00:11:53.519 --> 00:11:56.240 I don't know, it's just it's just such a perfect representation. 257 00:11:56.360 --> 00:11:58.600 But Chris, where are you saying? Thank you? 258 00:12:02.960 --> 00:12:05.200 I was gonna say, I didn't know until recently that 259 00:12:05.200 --> 00:12:08.360 that iron dome shit. I had no clue that those 260 00:12:08.440 --> 00:12:11.759 like they have like iron dome like defense launchers in 261 00:12:11.879 --> 00:12:14.159 like the middle of like neighborhoods. 262 00:12:14.399 --> 00:12:17.679 Yeah what, Yeah, I had no idea. 263 00:12:17.799 --> 00:12:19.639 I thought that that was the only like ground that 264 00:12:19.679 --> 00:12:21.799 they even had remotely to stand on that some people 265 00:12:21.840 --> 00:12:23.519 could argue, you know what I mean, where it's like, oh, 266 00:12:23.559 --> 00:12:27.080 Hamas operates under like you know what I mean, Like 267 00:12:27.120 --> 00:12:29.799 in hospitals and like in the middle of uh they 268 00:12:29.879 --> 00:12:32.120 have military installations in the middle of neighborhoods, so we 269 00:12:32.200 --> 00:12:34.200 have to get them. And then meanwhile they got iron 270 00:12:34.279 --> 00:12:38.159 dome defensive missiles in the middle of their own neighborhoods. 271 00:12:38.320 --> 00:12:40.440 Yeah, in some that's insane. 272 00:12:40.639 --> 00:12:43.480 I had no concept that for downtown area. 273 00:12:43.480 --> 00:12:47.080 It's when when the more you and this is always 274 00:12:47.120 --> 00:12:49.159 the problem, like hearing like sound bites, you never get 275 00:12:49.200 --> 00:12:50.360 to the nitty It's like there used to be like 276 00:12:50.360 --> 00:12:53.960 a podcast where you can talk about all of this, yeah, 277 00:12:54.000 --> 00:12:56.879 and have somebody who's a normal person who doesn't have 278 00:12:56.919 --> 00:12:59.600 a side hear this and be like, wait, what are 279 00:12:59.679 --> 00:13:02.320 is your complaining about? Everything they're complaining about they have 280 00:13:02.440 --> 00:13:06.559 done tenfold And so then it just becomes very easy 281 00:13:06.600 --> 00:13:10.120 to make a decision on who's the biggest baddie and 282 00:13:10.159 --> 00:13:14.759 who's causing just the calamity of problems. And then now 283 00:13:14.799 --> 00:13:17.159 the Iran thing, which is it's crazy, like I said 284 00:13:17.159 --> 00:13:20.360 on the last podcast, talking about fucking Alex Jones talking 285 00:13:20.399 --> 00:13:22.960 about this for so long, yeah, and then seeing I 286 00:13:22.960 --> 00:13:24.519 haven't checked out because I do want to hear what 287 00:13:24.559 --> 00:13:26.399 he has to say. It's gonna be fun, see if 288 00:13:26.399 --> 00:13:29.399 he's gonna justify because a lot of people are actually 289 00:13:29.600 --> 00:13:31.639 mad at Trump that normally suck his cock. 290 00:13:32.320 --> 00:13:35.120 I'm pleasantly surprised by that. That is pretty fun. Not 291 00:13:35.120 --> 00:13:37.720 as many as it should be. Yeah, but uh it's 292 00:13:37.759 --> 00:13:40.279 more than I thought would be. Yeah, which is nice. 293 00:13:40.399 --> 00:13:41.519 It's pretty crazy seeing. 294 00:13:41.639 --> 00:13:45.759 Uh. There's this one guy that I stumbled upon. Uh 295 00:13:45.879 --> 00:13:50.720 I it was a Lex Friedman podcast. I could I 296 00:13:50.840 --> 00:13:53.519 was dying because of how boring Lex is, of course, 297 00:13:53.559 --> 00:13:55.519 but at least he was trying to push back against God. 298 00:13:55.559 --> 00:14:00.679 His comedian named Dave Smith. Right, Yeah, fucking stupid libertarian 299 00:14:01.039 --> 00:14:04.600 that unfortunately has some good takes, specifically specifically when it 300 00:14:04.600 --> 00:14:07.759 comes to Israel Palestine. That and and when he started 301 00:14:07.799 --> 00:14:09.919 talking going on, he started getting promise, so people started 302 00:14:09.919 --> 00:14:11.960 listening to him. But then his takes were so dog 303 00:14:12.000 --> 00:14:15.120 shit on like Russia, Ukraine. And then for some reason 304 00:14:15.159 --> 00:14:17.879 he's like, I'm a I believe in Trump, he's a 305 00:14:18.399 --> 00:14:22.879 you know, anti in evenualist, and I'm like, from what 306 00:14:22.879 --> 00:14:26.440 what example? What? There is zero examples saw him? 307 00:14:26.480 --> 00:14:29.320 An anti intervention that is that is so. 308 00:14:29.679 --> 00:14:34.200 Yeah, that is they have like businesses everywhere that businesses everywhere. 309 00:14:36.120 --> 00:14:40.000 I don't understand the insane level of cognitition. 310 00:14:39.679 --> 00:14:41.399 This dude, any modern president. 311 00:14:41.440 --> 00:14:46.799 That is crazy that the Trump phones that he's trying 312 00:14:46.799 --> 00:14:49.919 to make and they're just like repackaged Chinese phones for 313 00:14:50.159 --> 00:14:51.559 like because like eight nine bucks a pop. 314 00:14:51.600 --> 00:14:54.639 This is gonna ma help himself. It's crazy. 315 00:14:54.679 --> 00:14:57.080 A new scam every because the there was like a 316 00:14:57.080 --> 00:15:01.200 Patriot phone thing done before. It's the same thing, yeah, 317 00:15:01.240 --> 00:15:04.679 where it's just a subsidiary of something that already exists, right, 318 00:15:04.759 --> 00:15:05.919 So it's gonna. 319 00:15:05.600 --> 00:15:07.919 If you sign on for a Trump phone, I think 320 00:15:07.919 --> 00:15:09.960 there should be a hidden piece of paper in there 321 00:15:10.039 --> 00:15:12.559 that you also sign on to that's essentially a death warrant. 322 00:15:12.679 --> 00:15:14.559 I think I think you should be I think if 323 00:15:14.600 --> 00:15:17.840 you sign on to a Trump Phone membership, you should 324 00:15:17.919 --> 00:15:20.600 legally be able to the government should kill you legally. 325 00:15:20.679 --> 00:15:22.559 I could not agree. I think it is a great 326 00:15:22.559 --> 00:15:25.240 way to call the herd to be like, if you're 327 00:15:25.279 --> 00:15:28.799 this stupid, especially when there are fucking networks that exist. 328 00:15:28.960 --> 00:15:30.360 I saw the prices. I think it was wrong, like 329 00:15:30.360 --> 00:15:33.039 forty seven dollars because the presidency forty seven or whatever. 330 00:15:33.399 --> 00:15:34.600 Oh my god, that is. 331 00:15:35.039 --> 00:15:39.919 There's mint Mobile. There's like cricket. There's pick one that 332 00:15:40.039 --> 00:15:41.919 already significantly cheaper than that. 333 00:15:42.720 --> 00:15:43.480 What is the benefit. 334 00:15:43.519 --> 00:15:45.320 It's gonna be lead in that gold paint. They're gonna 335 00:15:45.320 --> 00:15:48.360 spray paint those phones where they carn't do. But yeah, no, 336 00:15:48.799 --> 00:15:51.399 the Dave Smith thing, I saw him. I know jection 337 00:15:51.480 --> 00:15:53.039 about Dave Smith. I've only seen like a handful it 338 00:15:53.039 --> 00:15:55.000 takes from him like whatever, but like I know he's 339 00:15:55.000 --> 00:15:55.799 a comedian or was. 340 00:15:56.360 --> 00:15:58.120 Yeah he was. That's what you got to start. 341 00:15:58.240 --> 00:15:58.840 Yeah, yeah. 342 00:15:58.919 --> 00:16:01.919 And then but I did see him, like there's a 343 00:16:02.000 --> 00:16:03.480 video of him from like I don't know how long ago, 344 00:16:03.519 --> 00:16:05.799 but he said like, yeah, if Trump, if Trump starts 345 00:16:05.840 --> 00:16:08.639 a war and Iran, I will apologize for having for 346 00:16:08.679 --> 00:16:09.840 a voting for him or whatever. 347 00:16:09.919 --> 00:16:11.519 Y Yeah, like I'm not gonna stand by that ship. 348 00:16:11.519 --> 00:16:12.720 And then, to his credit, he did it. 349 00:16:12.919 --> 00:16:13.200 He did. 350 00:16:13.200 --> 00:16:15.039 He did apologize and he even said like you should 351 00:16:15.039 --> 00:16:17.039 be impeached over this, yeah, which is kind of wild. 352 00:16:17.039 --> 00:16:18.919 Very low bar. But the thing that annoys me with 353 00:16:18.960 --> 00:16:21.080 the whole impeachment thing, I'm like, Okay, where were you 354 00:16:21.399 --> 00:16:22.919 when every all the other. 355 00:16:22.840 --> 00:16:25.639 Ship that he had, the fourteen other things that he did, Like, dude, 356 00:16:25.639 --> 00:16:26.679 I keep having. 357 00:16:26.480 --> 00:16:29.399 To remind people like whenever I'm talking to some people 358 00:16:29.440 --> 00:16:32.960 I know about like in politics that we all in 359 00:16:33.120 --> 00:16:37.279 unison unanimously Obama was the drone strike king. We always 360 00:16:37.320 --> 00:16:40.679 make jokes about it. And I was like, unfortunately Obama 361 00:16:40.679 --> 00:16:44.399 doesn't even have that anymore. Trump destroyed slaughtered his rights. 362 00:16:45.759 --> 00:16:50.759 Yeah, yeah, right, something fucking slaughtered it. 363 00:16:51.000 --> 00:16:54.440 And and it's and and that actually upsets me because 364 00:16:54.480 --> 00:16:56.000 I was like, it was one thing that I feel 365 00:16:56.039 --> 00:16:57.639 like the left and the right could come together and 366 00:16:57.679 --> 00:17:00.320 shot on Obama for. And it's kind of like, well, yeah, 367 00:17:00.360 --> 00:17:01.600 we can still shut on him, but it's not he 368 00:17:01.679 --> 00:17:04.160 just like he's not the king, not the crowd. 369 00:17:03.919 --> 00:17:06.559 They didn't like that because they thought it made him 370 00:17:06.559 --> 00:17:11.279 a hypocrite, right, and they and they wanted more, you know. 371 00:17:11.359 --> 00:17:13.160 They were like they're like, they're. 372 00:17:12.960 --> 00:17:14.920 Doing it so much and and your basis are like 373 00:17:14.960 --> 00:17:16.680 you and but you and you suck, but like you 374 00:17:16.680 --> 00:17:18.240 could be doing it so many, you could be doing 375 00:17:18.240 --> 00:17:20.160 it four hundred percent more and you're not doing it. 376 00:17:21.079 --> 00:17:23.079 Yeah, I guess the only thing that the like, so 377 00:17:23.160 --> 00:17:24.920 the Dave Smith's and all of them were standing on 378 00:17:25.839 --> 00:17:29.680 no new wars. That's the thing that the bar even 379 00:17:29.680 --> 00:17:32.599 though every action that Trump did in the in the 380 00:17:32.759 --> 00:17:35.920 in the for and when it came to foreign policy, 381 00:17:35.960 --> 00:17:38.279 could have led to a war. The fact that a 382 00:17:38.359 --> 00:17:41.000 new one wasn't and did and it finally did, and 383 00:17:41.039 --> 00:17:42.039 it did and it finally did. 384 00:17:42.559 --> 00:17:45.079 Ripped up that he ripped up that around nuclear agreement. 385 00:17:44.839 --> 00:17:48.160 Well, that the the the agreement that you know, everything 386 00:17:48.240 --> 00:17:51.119 was running smoothly around and even people that I don't 387 00:17:51.119 --> 00:17:53.519 give a fuck about, like I'm a demijod back in 388 00:17:53.559 --> 00:17:55.799 the day where he did uh you know, he was 389 00:17:56.079 --> 00:17:58.240 the leader of RAN back in the day he didn't 390 00:17:58.279 --> 00:18:02.839 interview talking about Like listen, a lot of people talk 391 00:18:02.880 --> 00:18:06.319 a lot of shit, but like I'm legitimately Muslim, like 392 00:18:06.359 --> 00:18:07.359 I follow Islam. 393 00:18:07.839 --> 00:18:10.039 We don't believe in nuclear weapons. 394 00:18:10.519 --> 00:18:13.880 We just want power for our people, right, And I'm like, 395 00:18:14.680 --> 00:18:16.359 I don't know if I believe him yet, just because 396 00:18:16.359 --> 00:18:18.039 a lot of people talk a lot of shit. Because 397 00:18:18.079 --> 00:18:20.000 and also to be fair, he said there was no 398 00:18:20.079 --> 00:18:24.119 gay people in Iran, So it's like, I don't know 399 00:18:24.119 --> 00:18:25.279 if I can believe dude. 400 00:18:26.359 --> 00:18:27.000 That's awesome. 401 00:18:27.079 --> 00:18:30.119 I think at least he has some weird balancing act 402 00:18:30.160 --> 00:18:32.880 where he legitimately was just like I want to empower 403 00:18:32.960 --> 00:18:37.839 my people and have Iran thrive and not blow the 404 00:18:37.880 --> 00:18:39.920 fuck out of people, because what is that going to 405 00:18:39.960 --> 00:18:40.480 do for Iran? 406 00:18:40.599 --> 00:18:43.440 Well, isn't also the issue that like h well, Derek, also, 407 00:18:43.440 --> 00:18:45.759 you have to consider that they're months away from building 408 00:18:45.759 --> 00:18:46.920 a nuclear weapons. 409 00:18:46.759 --> 00:18:50.519 And they have been before you were born. Isn't that crazy? 410 00:18:50.519 --> 00:18:53.160 If I even knew Iran was a fig in they. 411 00:18:53.079 --> 00:18:56.680 Since nineteen The first one I saw was nineteen eighty five. 412 00:18:56.720 --> 00:19:01.200 I saw ninety five, and I was like, they've been close. 413 00:19:01.279 --> 00:19:03.599 They've been months away from this bomb. And to be fair, look, 414 00:19:03.640 --> 00:19:06.759 they do enrich uranium, but it's because they I'm pretty sure, 415 00:19:06.759 --> 00:19:09.119 and rich uranium is also used at a certain percentage 416 00:19:09.160 --> 00:19:11.599 I'm not to the point where you need to use well, 417 00:19:11.599 --> 00:19:14.319 it's also used specifically for like I think there's a 418 00:19:14.319 --> 00:19:16.920 percentage of enriched uranium that's not ninety percent that you 419 00:19:16.960 --> 00:19:18.480 would need for a mom but like sixty or something 420 00:19:19.119 --> 00:19:22.720 that's used for like pharmaceuticals and stuff and like medical stuff. 421 00:19:22.839 --> 00:19:25.680 And they're like one of the biggest exporters of that 422 00:19:26.440 --> 00:19:27.359 of that ship in the world. 423 00:19:27.400 --> 00:19:29.440 Isn't if I'm as I could be very off, But 424 00:19:29.519 --> 00:19:32.240 isn't uranium not even the most profitable means of creating 425 00:19:32.240 --> 00:19:35.160 a nuclear weapon anymore, hasn't been for a long. 426 00:19:35.000 --> 00:19:36.559 Fight, And I don't know anything. 427 00:19:36.640 --> 00:19:39.359 You'll have to ask Walter White, because like I don't know, 428 00:19:39.559 --> 00:19:41.279 I don't know how to build a nuclear bomb. 429 00:19:41.480 --> 00:19:44.519 You gotta ask because nobody knows more about nuclear energy 430 00:19:44.559 --> 00:19:44.880 than him. 431 00:19:44.920 --> 00:19:48.640 Nobody knows because wasn't uranium used at first US nutrinal bomb? 432 00:19:48.759 --> 00:19:56.000 Like like nigger, I don't know we're giving that in that. 433 00:19:58.279 --> 00:20:04.799 Is that well you're saying, look, we're not scientists here. 434 00:20:04.960 --> 00:20:07.400 I am so ignorant to that I could not even 435 00:20:08.039 --> 00:20:10.440 like it's so far removed from like. 436 00:20:10.480 --> 00:20:12.519 I decided to be racist. 437 00:20:13.119 --> 00:20:15.799 Well, because you're disgusting it in a way that I'm like, bro, 438 00:20:16.000 --> 00:20:19.480 you're you're saying, I can't even respond because I'm so 439 00:20:19.559 --> 00:20:22.720 ignorant to like knowing what goes into what they use 440 00:20:22.759 --> 00:20:26.000 for nuclear warfare. Right now, what's the most the best 441 00:20:26.039 --> 00:20:28.400 I knew about is depleted uranium being used in like 442 00:20:29.079 --> 00:20:31.680 bullets and stuff. Yeah, all I know to you being 443 00:20:31.880 --> 00:20:35.960 fucking sprayed everywhere and then places were uninhabitable, Like yeah. 444 00:20:35.480 --> 00:20:35.880 That's all. 445 00:20:35.960 --> 00:20:37.799 That's the closest I know. But as far as like 446 00:20:37.839 --> 00:20:41.680 the big bombs and shit, I never really, I don't know. 447 00:20:41.759 --> 00:20:44.480 I guess I don't know why webs of mass destruction 448 00:20:44.640 --> 00:20:45.559 don't fascinate me. 449 00:20:46.000 --> 00:20:48.599 I think it's because, you know, you'll never be around 450 00:20:48.599 --> 00:20:52.559 them in a way that isn't death. You know, like 451 00:20:52.599 --> 00:20:55.480 the only time you'll ever get first hand experience with 452 00:20:55.480 --> 00:20:58.000 a nuclear bomb is if you're also being melted by one. 453 00:20:58.200 --> 00:21:00.400 Yeah, you know, like some of the store is of 454 00:21:00.480 --> 00:21:03.480 like what happened in people is fascinating to like see 455 00:21:03.519 --> 00:21:05.799 like Jesus Christ. But as far as how they work, 456 00:21:05.920 --> 00:21:09.880 like I wasn't you know, I'm not a fucking Oppenheimer 457 00:21:10.279 --> 00:21:12.240 simp or I'm like, oh man, I want to know 458 00:21:12.359 --> 00:21:14.799 the I'm like, I don't know this. This is a 459 00:21:16.400 --> 00:21:20.119 it's this, it's this information. These people, these brains, they 460 00:21:20.119 --> 00:21:23.519 could have been forever energy, you know what I'm saying. 461 00:21:23.559 --> 00:21:27.200 Like energy that like energy, that's the whole thing that 462 00:21:27.240 --> 00:21:28.880 upsets me. That's how they motivate people. 463 00:21:28.920 --> 00:21:31.240 That's how they motivate good, well meaning people to go 464 00:21:31.319 --> 00:21:32.079 through these things. 465 00:21:32.319 --> 00:21:35.000 And then they're like, JK, we're gonna build a bus, We're. 466 00:21:34.839 --> 00:21:37.119 Gonna slaughter so many people. 467 00:21:38.240 --> 00:21:42.359 What guys, all right, guys, we're gonna make little chemicals 468 00:21:42.359 --> 00:21:43.200 that heal people. 469 00:21:43.720 --> 00:21:45.640 We're gonna be like, we're gonna make little chemicals that 470 00:21:45.680 --> 00:21:46.079 heal people. 471 00:21:46.079 --> 00:21:46.799 Isn't that great? 472 00:21:47.000 --> 00:21:48.720 And they're like, yeah, let's do it. And they spend 473 00:21:48.759 --> 00:21:50.480 all their time on an their passion. They're really excited 474 00:21:50.480 --> 00:21:51.960 about it. It's like all right, great and like all right, 475 00:21:51.960 --> 00:21:54.680 now we're gonna put these in bullets and we're gonna 476 00:21:54.680 --> 00:21:57.400 shoot at people. They're gonna make Selver generation happen so 477 00:21:57.440 --> 00:21:58.920 much that whether they're shot with a bullet, they just 478 00:21:58.960 --> 00:22:00.079 become a big, massive exp. 479 00:22:01.440 --> 00:22:03.400 And that's what you did. JK. 480 00:22:05.640 --> 00:22:11.319 Yeah, well the most discussed I think that's like it 481 00:22:11.400 --> 00:22:13.440 would have happened. That was like, that was like all 482 00:22:13.559 --> 00:22:14.920 humans should be evicted from Earth. 483 00:22:14.960 --> 00:22:15.119 Now. 484 00:22:15.400 --> 00:22:16.920 That was like the moment where like God should come 485 00:22:16.920 --> 00:22:19.000 down and be like sorry, you guys had your chance. 486 00:22:19.880 --> 00:22:22.839 Y'all really fucked up? Why and then you're gone and 487 00:22:22.839 --> 00:22:24.000 everyone's gone and reset. 488 00:22:24.039 --> 00:22:25.920 All right, So make your prediction, make your World War 489 00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:29.279 three prediction. How deep does it go? How many? Yeah, 490 00:22:29.319 --> 00:22:31.359 how many countries getting evolved? 491 00:22:31.440 --> 00:22:31.720 Does it? 492 00:22:32.079 --> 00:22:35.920 So you think maybe like uh net and Yahoo will 493 00:22:35.920 --> 00:22:41.359 be granted some big bombs and some massive like bunker 494 00:22:41.400 --> 00:22:43.880 busters and just just fuck the whole place. 495 00:22:43.880 --> 00:22:46.519 Assumption as if it happens right, if this goes through, 496 00:22:46.720 --> 00:22:50.279 Israel's gone, They're gonna go after them first. They're right there, 497 00:22:50.680 --> 00:22:53.039 you know, like they're gonna go after them first, and 498 00:22:53.079 --> 00:22:55.039 then I can very much so see America sided to 499 00:22:55.119 --> 00:22:56.839 be like we didn't like them that much either, No, 500 00:22:57.319 --> 00:22:58.000 you're crazy. 501 00:22:58.160 --> 00:23:00.480 That'd be that'd be a that'd be a that would 502 00:23:00.519 --> 00:23:00.920 be nice. 503 00:23:00.920 --> 00:23:03.680 It would be hilarious if we were just like, oh, 504 00:23:03.839 --> 00:23:07.160 you just struck a rand unprovoked, by the way, like 505 00:23:07.200 --> 00:23:08.880 completely unprovoked. 506 00:23:08.839 --> 00:23:12.920 Scientists too, people that were just working. Well, yeah, it 507 00:23:13.079 --> 00:23:15.839 was it was like you're scared me. 508 00:23:16.240 --> 00:23:18.200 Yeah, they like struck like an apartment building with like 509 00:23:18.240 --> 00:23:20.920 a nuclear scientist centered or something, or like a top. 510 00:23:21.319 --> 00:23:22.279 It was some crazy shit. 511 00:23:22.359 --> 00:23:24.920 But like a lot of like civilians died of course, 512 00:23:26.119 --> 00:23:28.880 and so yeah, I mean they've struck first. I would 513 00:23:28.880 --> 00:23:30.079 love for the US to be like, I don't know 514 00:23:30.079 --> 00:23:31.960 why you did that. You can fucking figure this out 515 00:23:32.000 --> 00:23:34.160 on your own, bitch, Like that would be like, that 516 00:23:34.200 --> 00:23:36.160 would be ideal. I don't know what we got out 517 00:23:36.160 --> 00:23:38.400 of his weel outside of like the occasional sitcom, you know. 518 00:23:38.400 --> 00:23:40.559 What, I think it is legitimately The people that are 519 00:23:40.599 --> 00:23:45.240 funding Trump the most are Christian fundamentalists and they. 520 00:23:45.160 --> 00:23:48.640 Believe right, yeah, like this is the Holy Land. 521 00:23:48.680 --> 00:23:49.720 These are the chosen people. 522 00:23:49.839 --> 00:23:51.720 Sucking text from Mike Huckabee. 523 00:23:51.880 --> 00:23:54.799 Yes, oh my god, it's uh, That's what I was 524 00:23:54.880 --> 00:23:58.000 kind of alluding to. It's type of people. You see that. 525 00:23:58.039 --> 00:23:58.599 Did you see that? 526 00:23:59.000 --> 00:24:01.119 The text from Mike Huckaby to Trump where he's like, 527 00:24:01.160 --> 00:24:03.720 I know Heaven speaks through you or something. It's like, brother, 528 00:24:04.480 --> 00:24:08.400 we can't have people in government that speak like this. 529 00:24:08.920 --> 00:24:11.400 We just can't do it. It's not like this isn't 530 00:24:11.480 --> 00:24:13.400 fucking Skyrim, Okay. 531 00:24:13.519 --> 00:24:18.160 The thing is that they want their wi fundamentalists. 532 00:24:18.880 --> 00:24:21.759 Talos like I would. I would definitely rather deal with 533 00:24:21.880 --> 00:24:23.680 dragons than Israel. 534 00:24:24.200 --> 00:24:27.720 The thing is that these these fundamentalists they want they 535 00:24:27.839 --> 00:24:31.519 want ruinate, they want apocalypse, they want it. 536 00:24:31.519 --> 00:24:33.599 It's a death call. They think they think that it's 537 00:24:33.640 --> 00:24:38.240 going to give them this grand entry into like civilization, 538 00:24:38.440 --> 00:24:40.720 and it's like, well, fuck everyone else. Do they think 539 00:24:40.759 --> 00:24:43.200 that's just trying to live? And it's like, don't they. 540 00:24:43.079 --> 00:24:46.559 Think you're insane? Don't they go die by yourself in 541 00:24:46.599 --> 00:24:49.079 a corner. Then you go do your own little apocalypse 542 00:24:49.559 --> 00:24:53.799 over there go die for this book that is full 543 00:24:53.839 --> 00:24:56.160 of conju. First of all, being a Christian in worshiping Jews, 544 00:24:56.160 --> 00:24:59.720 it's a huge contradiction biblically, like literally but. 545 00:25:00.000 --> 00:25:02.880 I don't know, I don't not necessarily yeah, I mean 546 00:25:02.960 --> 00:25:05.880 old and new or married, man, I get it. 547 00:25:05.920 --> 00:25:07.960 But inherently in the New Testament, it's like, hey, these guys, 548 00:25:08.119 --> 00:25:13.160 these guys killed the Romans, these guys put these guys 549 00:25:13.200 --> 00:25:18.960 put this guy, they into his death, which is insane, 550 00:25:19.480 --> 00:25:19.920 but it's it. 551 00:25:19.880 --> 00:25:25.200 Which is also fake. But whatever, It's just like, just 552 00:25:25.279 --> 00:25:28.240 go do this shake my faith. Do not try to 553 00:25:28.279 --> 00:25:31.880 shake my faith. I am a devout. If you've listened 554 00:25:31.880 --> 00:25:34.960 to this podcast just for many years, if you've been 555 00:25:35.000 --> 00:25:37.680 here the whole time, you know how true and consistent 556 00:25:37.720 --> 00:25:40.680 I've been about my faith and how much I love 557 00:25:40.799 --> 00:25:43.599 Jesus and the Lord. And I I don't like any 558 00:25:43.680 --> 00:25:45.799 of the things that have just been said for the 559 00:25:45.839 --> 00:25:49.039 past like two minutes, and and I I have to 560 00:25:49.039 --> 00:25:50.960 consider leaving this podcast. 561 00:25:51.079 --> 00:25:51.839 Do you love Israel? 562 00:25:54.640 --> 00:25:59.720 Yes? Good, I love Israel. Please give me money, yes, 563 00:25:59.759 --> 00:26:03.599 we give us more money. We love we love Israel, 564 00:26:03.599 --> 00:26:04.480 and we love the Lord. 565 00:26:04.519 --> 00:26:06.119 We love movies. 566 00:26:08.039 --> 00:26:11.319 Give me every wait being other people that get the 567 00:26:11.319 --> 00:26:13.279 best rules, like I know they might be a merit thing, 568 00:26:13.359 --> 00:26:15.920 right like uh, and people keep getting recurring roles like 569 00:26:15.920 --> 00:26:18.680 we're thinking about Deborah Deborah Wilson or were thinking about 570 00:26:18.680 --> 00:26:22.400 a Petro Pascal and stuff like that. Uh, let's not 571 00:26:22.440 --> 00:26:26.200 talk about merrit. What if it's them pledging their allegiance 572 00:26:26.680 --> 00:26:30.839 to Yahoo. If that's what happened, So I think we 573 00:26:30.880 --> 00:26:33.039 should keep trying. I think we should reach out to him. 574 00:26:33.519 --> 00:26:35.640 Let's see if we can get Benjamin Nett and Yahoo 575 00:26:35.680 --> 00:26:36.160 on the show. 576 00:26:36.400 --> 00:26:39.559 I think we could. I think we could. I'd be 577 00:26:39.759 --> 00:26:43.079 so we didn't get the jar the young hip crowd 578 00:26:43.160 --> 00:26:43.759 on our side. 579 00:26:43.799 --> 00:26:47.039 Yeah, yeah, come on, Benjamin, we don't. We don't hate 580 00:26:47.079 --> 00:26:47.519 you at all. 581 00:26:47.640 --> 00:26:59.200 Hello Christopher Raymond Maldonado. Hello, h Kingstonian Jim Asan, I 582 00:26:59.359 --> 00:27:02.279 thank you for inviting me on my You really. 583 00:27:02.119 --> 00:27:05.599 Struggle with that president, the amount of struggle that went 584 00:27:05.640 --> 00:27:15.880 into that crazy fuck you Benjamin, Hey, why don't you 585 00:27:15.960 --> 00:27:18.240 just like stop, just chill stop? 586 00:27:18.279 --> 00:27:20.440 What what am I supposed to stop? I'm doing? Next? 587 00:27:20.720 --> 00:27:23.440 Places in the West Bank, leave other countries alone for 588 00:27:23.440 --> 00:27:23.720 a bit. 589 00:27:23.799 --> 00:27:26.000 You're telling me to stop doing what has been going 590 00:27:26.039 --> 00:27:26.960 on throughout history. 591 00:27:27.640 --> 00:27:29.200 Yeah, you know, you could do what history. You could 592 00:27:29.240 --> 00:27:30.799 stop creating more. 593 00:27:30.680 --> 00:27:35.240 Of it, But then that means life stops ceasing, because 594 00:27:35.279 --> 00:27:37.319 if history is no longer a thing, then that means 595 00:27:37.319 --> 00:27:37.599 there is. 596 00:27:37.640 --> 00:27:39.640 No stop creating negative history. 597 00:27:41.599 --> 00:27:47.279 Just one man's negativity Kingstonian, one man's negativity. Dstand all 598 00:27:47.319 --> 00:27:53.519 the charges. Listen right to see listen, listen, both the apartments. 599 00:27:53.559 --> 00:27:54.799 God listen. 600 00:27:55.160 --> 00:27:57.440 We actually low key terrified that you're here. 601 00:27:57.720 --> 00:28:00.920 Oh yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. It would be riots. 602 00:28:01.119 --> 00:28:03.200 That would be like protest right, it would be crazy. 603 00:28:03.200 --> 00:28:07.599 He's getting got yea some some guys in America. 604 00:28:07.200 --> 00:28:07.920 Again, he's cooked. 605 00:28:08.000 --> 00:28:09.480 Did you just say that I would be getting got? 606 00:28:09.920 --> 00:28:11.480 Did you just say that I would be getting got? 607 00:28:11.559 --> 00:28:12.599 Didn't run to Greece? 608 00:28:13.240 --> 00:28:15.319 Yeah? Yes I did, But now I'm here? Of course 609 00:28:15.319 --> 00:28:15.640 he did. 610 00:28:16.559 --> 00:28:18.319 I was in Greece, but now I'm I'm in here. 611 00:28:18.359 --> 00:28:20.279 I'm in California. Now he's in Burbank. 612 00:28:20.400 --> 00:28:21.640 I'm in Burbank. That's interesting. 613 00:28:21.680 --> 00:28:25.240 Welcome. Would you like to get some some now, some lula, 614 00:28:25.640 --> 00:28:26.839 some litla cubs. 615 00:28:26.839 --> 00:28:28.160 I'd rather not hang out with you, sir. 616 00:28:28.839 --> 00:28:30.799 I know a really good place right up the street. No, 617 00:28:30.880 --> 00:28:34.960 you don't, how do you know do you follow me? 618 00:28:35.039 --> 00:28:35.759 Do you know my life? 619 00:28:35.880 --> 00:28:36.160 Yes? 620 00:28:36.759 --> 00:28:39.440 Yeah, you're you're fairly well documented. Sir. 621 00:28:40.920 --> 00:28:41.599 Listen, nigga. 622 00:28:42.920 --> 00:28:46.160 He says, we're gonna call this special guests. We're gonna 623 00:28:46.160 --> 00:28:49.359 call this episode. This should be like as if we're 624 00:28:49.359 --> 00:28:52.839 interviewing regimen's. 625 00:28:51.400 --> 00:28:56.759 Complete fake holy ship? How did they get how did 626 00:28:56.799 --> 00:28:57.519 they get Benjamin? 627 00:28:57.559 --> 00:29:01.039 That ye out of this fucking bullshit? Any podcasts? 628 00:29:01.440 --> 00:29:02.559 I don't even know what I would do. If I 629 00:29:02.559 --> 00:29:04.960 spoke to I'd be like, just bro, what's good? Like 630 00:29:05.200 --> 00:29:07.240 where's your plan? Like where do you try to listen to? 631 00:29:07.319 --> 00:29:09.200 If you were in my position, what would you do? 632 00:29:09.440 --> 00:29:09.759 Not this? 633 00:29:09.839 --> 00:29:13.759 I would stop. I would leave the Palestinians alone, try 634 00:29:13.799 --> 00:29:15.279 to create like a health report. 635 00:29:15.400 --> 00:29:17.400 Then they'll take over, and then all my people will 636 00:29:17.359 --> 00:29:19.480 have stopped over like the way you guys took over. 637 00:29:19.519 --> 00:29:24.400 There is it possible? Rather that was a place before 638 00:29:24.440 --> 00:29:26.759 you all told me? You can ask Benjamin a question 639 00:29:27.799 --> 00:29:30.279 that's not true. What I ask you just do you 640 00:29:30.279 --> 00:29:35.920 think it's possible that the greatest ally that anti Semitism 641 00:29:36.000 --> 00:29:41.680 has is the actions of the Israeli government? Is that possible? Christopher? 642 00:29:41.799 --> 00:29:46.039 You make an excellent point, but you're also a bitch. 643 00:29:46.319 --> 00:29:47.480 How don't you want to understand that. 644 00:29:47.920 --> 00:29:49.759 I mean, I'm happy to take that for your only. 645 00:29:49.960 --> 00:29:54.160 Biggest anti Semitism or whatever you said, is you and 646 00:29:54.279 --> 00:29:57.000 anyone who is against anything that I do. Nothing else 647 00:29:57.039 --> 00:29:59.839 matters in this world except for I have the right 648 00:29:59.880 --> 00:30:02.880 to defend myself, and I am Israel and uh everybody else. 649 00:30:02.960 --> 00:30:05.000 I think you strike a ran first though Ben didn't 650 00:30:05.160 --> 00:30:07.599 like you. You kind of struck first. It's not really 651 00:30:07.599 --> 00:30:08.559 defending yourself. 652 00:30:08.720 --> 00:30:11.640 They looked at me very mean Iran, the entire the 653 00:30:12.079 --> 00:30:15.799 country of ever many. I think there's like like ninety 654 00:30:15.799 --> 00:30:17.720 million people there or something. They all looked at me 655 00:30:17.759 --> 00:30:20.559 weird and and and I took that as a threat. 656 00:30:20.720 --> 00:30:23.599 Do you feel like they looked at me really weird 657 00:30:23.680 --> 00:30:25.319 and that scared me so I had to strike him. 658 00:30:25.359 --> 00:30:29.359 Do you feel like Casey Anthony was self defending because 659 00:30:29.359 --> 00:30:32.039 the baby, my baby was very dangerous. 660 00:30:32.119 --> 00:30:35.200 Fair You don't know. You weren't there, Christopher. You don't 661 00:30:35.200 --> 00:30:36.720 know what that baby was doing. I don't know that 662 00:30:36.799 --> 00:30:40.480 the g that baby was talking to Hamas. Oh, that 663 00:30:40.519 --> 00:30:43.480 baby was harboring Hamas agents. 664 00:30:43.640 --> 00:30:46.359 That's a different story INtime. That shifts my entire perspective 665 00:30:46.400 --> 00:30:47.920 I'm glad that you finally know the truth. 666 00:30:47.960 --> 00:30:48.359 Christopher. 667 00:30:48.400 --> 00:30:50.480 We che have Casey Anthony on the program next we should. 668 00:30:50.559 --> 00:30:52.039 She's my best friend. I can call her. Do you 669 00:30:52.119 --> 00:30:52.319 do you? 670 00:30:52.839 --> 00:30:56.359 Do you not understand that that at all at a 671 00:30:56.440 --> 00:30:58.640 time passes where this will this will pass? 672 00:30:58.720 --> 00:30:58.880 Right? 673 00:30:59.000 --> 00:31:02.119 Yes, the uh, the fervent hatred towards your people is 674 00:31:02.240 --> 00:31:04.559 going to be revamped in a way that we haven't 675 00:31:04.559 --> 00:31:07.160 seen such a certain Austrian feller. You're aware of that, right. 676 00:31:07.519 --> 00:31:10.079 I'm gonna tell you right now that me and the 677 00:31:10.079 --> 00:31:13.000 proud Jewish people we feed on hatred. We have we have, 678 00:31:13.079 --> 00:31:16.359 we have, we have, we have this. We have manufactured 679 00:31:16.519 --> 00:31:18.799 ourselves and positioned ourselves to feed on hate, and we 680 00:31:18.839 --> 00:31:23.920 are getting stronger. We're becoming like day walkers. Essentially. Interesting. 681 00:31:23.960 --> 00:31:25.599 That's the best analogy I can come up. 682 00:31:25.640 --> 00:31:28.000 But I'm still not over the fact that Vinjamin, who 683 00:31:28.000 --> 00:31:31.640 has Casey Anthony on speed dial, basically. 684 00:31:32.039 --> 00:31:36.480 Have speed speed number one. That is, my family is speed. 685 00:31:36.599 --> 00:31:40.000 My family is two, three, four and five. Chasey Anthony 686 00:31:40.079 --> 00:31:42.359 is my number one speed dial. I don't see anything. 687 00:31:42.359 --> 00:31:45.319 We see what's up? Yo? See? 688 00:31:46.319 --> 00:31:49.519 Now, how stupid do we have to treat the listener? 689 00:31:49.559 --> 00:31:55.880 Here in regards to uh, how specific we're being, And 690 00:31:55.960 --> 00:31:57.680 what I mean by that is like, do we really 691 00:31:57.720 --> 00:32:00.519 need to say the obvious thing, which is. 692 00:32:02.119 --> 00:32:05.160 Nobody cares if you're Jewish? 693 00:32:05.279 --> 00:32:08.640 You know what I mean. See, here's the thing, Christopher. 694 00:32:08.640 --> 00:32:12.839 Okay, Benjamin, Yeah, sometimes you care. 695 00:32:12.920 --> 00:32:15.319 Sometimes well you are, I care if you're a comedian, 696 00:32:15.359 --> 00:32:17.200 you're a flaming anti semi. I understand that. 697 00:32:17.240 --> 00:32:19.400 I mean, it's happening. 698 00:32:19.960 --> 00:32:22.839 The thing that was happening is every time you say 699 00:32:22.839 --> 00:32:26.000 that you don't care about me being Jewish, is what 700 00:32:26.000 --> 00:32:28.720 you're actually saying is you hate you so much and 701 00:32:28.759 --> 00:32:29.640 wish they were all dead. 702 00:32:29.720 --> 00:32:31.640 I see, I see my error. 703 00:32:31.680 --> 00:32:33.960 Now. See that's that's the problem. Is every time you 704 00:32:33.960 --> 00:32:35.519 say that, you're like, I don't care, it's not about 705 00:32:35.519 --> 00:32:37.960 that at all. What I'm hearing and what the world 706 00:32:38.039 --> 00:32:40.440 is hearing, is that it's one about that, and you 707 00:32:40.519 --> 00:32:43.720 only want us dead, and you actually would be happy 708 00:32:43.720 --> 00:32:45.440 as soon as we're all gone, and then we would 709 00:32:45.559 --> 00:32:46.759 you think the world would be peaceful. 710 00:32:46.759 --> 00:32:49.240 And I see, Benjamin, So I hadn't considered that right 711 00:32:49.319 --> 00:32:51.920 because I'm not crazy. But that's a great that's that's 712 00:32:51.960 --> 00:32:54.440 great insight. I had no idea no idea the world 713 00:32:54.440 --> 00:32:55.079 felt that way. 714 00:32:55.240 --> 00:32:57.319 If you would just listen to Casey Anthony, she would 715 00:32:57.359 --> 00:32:58.559 explain that to you. 716 00:32:58.839 --> 00:33:00.519 Because I didn't. I didn't feel that way. But now 717 00:33:00.599 --> 00:33:02.400 he explained that to me. I think I do feel 718 00:33:02.400 --> 00:33:02.720 that way. 719 00:33:02.839 --> 00:33:04.960 So I flipped you. I flipped you guys. You flipped 720 00:33:04.960 --> 00:33:06.960 me to hating you guys. Interesting. 721 00:33:07.200 --> 00:33:09.720 No, I actually from what I just heard is that 722 00:33:09.799 --> 00:33:10.079 you are. 723 00:33:10.119 --> 00:33:16.640 Now it's gaslighting himself constantly. I mean all of them, literally, 724 00:33:17.599 --> 00:33:20.640 all of who you're on the side politicians, all right, 725 00:33:20.880 --> 00:33:25.839 you support genocide? Uh you you you you support you 726 00:33:26.119 --> 00:33:30.480 are doing so you just support genocide in general. 727 00:33:30.519 --> 00:33:32.240 And and yes. 728 00:33:32.680 --> 00:33:34.359 Look we don't need a mince words or anything. 729 00:33:35.279 --> 00:33:37.640 Was the only the only general anything I. 730 00:33:39.119 --> 00:33:43.160 Support is Genoa Solami from The Wars has It's delicious. 731 00:33:43.559 --> 00:33:47.799 I like, I like Geno's from Uh, it's not as 732 00:33:47.839 --> 00:33:51.599 one from one punch Man Generals. That's what we're talking about. 733 00:33:52.240 --> 00:33:54.839 Punch Man, we're talking about, and that's exactly what we're 734 00:33:54.880 --> 00:33:58.279 trying to do to Hamas. We're trying to one punch Hamas. 735 00:33:57.720 --> 00:33:59.519 And a building full of people. Interesting. 736 00:34:00.119 --> 00:34:03.960 They're just if they would just leave, they can they 737 00:34:03.960 --> 00:34:09.760 can negotiation talks that were trying to wear every citizen 738 00:34:09.840 --> 00:34:12.159 a jet pack. Oh, I didn't hear about this in 739 00:34:12.199 --> 00:34:15.400 the news because of the anti Semitic right, The anti 740 00:34:15.400 --> 00:34:17.639 Semitic media didn't tell me about the jet packs. Did 741 00:34:17.679 --> 00:34:19.639 you finally understand they didn't tell us about the jet 742 00:34:19.679 --> 00:34:23.360 packs that you who gave to every Palestindian so they 743 00:34:23.360 --> 00:34:26.400 could leave the guys in the strip over to jump 744 00:34:26.440 --> 00:34:28.760 over the walls that they set up to prevent them 745 00:34:28.760 --> 00:34:32.639 from leaving on foot or by boat or by vehicle. Amazing, listen, 746 00:34:32.800 --> 00:34:36.440 we understood that just like, uh, you know your your 747 00:34:36.480 --> 00:34:39.440 your former co host that I replaced it accidentally, you 748 00:34:39.480 --> 00:34:44.119 know bombed well on my way here piece Derek, you 749 00:34:44.199 --> 00:34:49.000 bombed Dereka. It was you know, I that's wherever I go, 750 00:34:49.119 --> 00:34:52.760 I bomb and unfortunately he had he just was in 751 00:34:52.800 --> 00:34:54.719 the way wherever you go. You bought what he Dave Ruman. 752 00:35:02.440 --> 00:35:05.880 Hold on a second, I have Dave Ruben on speed Dow. 753 00:35:06.360 --> 00:35:09.679 He's never seven after, he's right after his family. But 754 00:35:09.760 --> 00:35:14.000 wayble o case. Hey, I heard everything. That's not very nice. 755 00:35:14.079 --> 00:35:22.400 Fuck you. Okay, listen, I have much more killing to do, 756 00:35:23.079 --> 00:35:24.800 so thank you for having me on the podcast. 757 00:35:24.880 --> 00:35:25.559 Yeah, you're welcome. 758 00:35:26.280 --> 00:35:27.760 Would you like a jet pack and a bomb? 759 00:35:27.800 --> 00:35:29.199 I would love a jet pack. I don't know if 760 00:35:29.239 --> 00:35:32.280 I want to bomb though, Well can they separate? Are 761 00:35:32.360 --> 00:35:34.559 the bombs in the jet packs? And that's the kind 762 00:35:34.559 --> 00:35:36.800 of you're catching on, Christopher. You're very smart, I say, 763 00:35:36.840 --> 00:35:37.840 I say, you're very smart. 764 00:35:37.880 --> 00:35:38.360 Christopher. 765 00:35:38.440 --> 00:35:40.800 Thank you. That's a compliment I will take forever. 766 00:35:40.800 --> 00:35:44.119 I will tell you when I give you the jet 767 00:35:44.159 --> 00:35:52.880 pack bomb that straps on you and doesn't let go. Uh, listen, everybody, 768 00:35:53.400 --> 00:35:57.119 Heaven is a real and great place, right or something? 769 00:35:57.159 --> 00:36:00.480 I know. I think it's great. Here's the thing. 770 00:36:00.840 --> 00:36:03.519 If you're dead, you go to heaven, right, So you're 771 00:36:03.519 --> 00:36:04.519 just helping people get to heaven. 772 00:36:04.639 --> 00:36:07.039 Yes, Yes, you're very Why don't you take Christopher? You're 773 00:36:07.119 --> 00:36:07.519 very smart? 774 00:36:07.599 --> 00:36:09.119 Why don't you take a trip first? Why don't you 775 00:36:09.159 --> 00:36:09.559 go first? 776 00:36:10.920 --> 00:36:13.440 God has told me I have much more work to do. 777 00:36:14.119 --> 00:36:16.920 God is tired and and and he's in Old Testament 778 00:36:16.920 --> 00:36:20.320 he slaughtered so much. But he specifically said, hey, bb, 779 00:36:22.199 --> 00:36:25.639 I'm gonna lob this past to you. Yeah, dunk it. 780 00:36:25.800 --> 00:36:27.800 Are you gonna go back to Israel? You are gonna 781 00:36:27.840 --> 00:36:34.320 go go to Greece first. I'm gonna split myself in half. Oh, 782 00:36:34.440 --> 00:36:37.559 and I'm gonna see how that works, and so I 783 00:36:37.599 --> 00:36:41.159 could be two places at once. Half of Venzer Very 784 00:36:41.440 --> 00:36:45.159 was seen pop Blake hopscotching down the street at Israel 785 00:36:45.599 --> 00:36:47.239 and splits into. 786 00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:50.159 Two smaller equally sized versus of himself and they're both doing. 787 00:36:50.119 --> 00:36:51.840 Oh he's like a said, he becomes like a like 788 00:36:51.880 --> 00:36:53.119 a cell junior kind of. 789 00:36:53.159 --> 00:36:55.360 Yeah, you didn't know that we have the technology to 790 00:36:55.360 --> 00:36:58.320 do that with all the billions of dollars. Yeah, And 791 00:36:58.360 --> 00:37:04.719 I had I call him little Yahoo, little fucking Yees. 792 00:37:05.000 --> 00:37:10.559 That's really ye. You didn't know Kanye when he went 793 00:37:10.599 --> 00:37:12.599 on Alice Jones and he tried to make that joke 794 00:37:12.639 --> 00:37:16.039 about a net and you who that I can actually 795 00:37:16.079 --> 00:37:16.880 turn into those things. 796 00:37:16.880 --> 00:37:18.800 I still can't get over that joke, man, I think 797 00:37:18.840 --> 00:37:19.599 about that every now. 798 00:37:19.719 --> 00:37:21.599 I thought about that joke way when I was like 799 00:37:21.639 --> 00:37:23.000 when I first heard his name, when I was like 800 00:37:23.039 --> 00:37:25.400 maybe twelve, and I was like, no one's named that 801 00:37:25.440 --> 00:37:25.760 for real? 802 00:37:25.840 --> 00:37:28.480 And I saw that n Yeah, who is a funny name, 803 00:37:28.880 --> 00:37:31.199 But like it's so funny because it's such a funny 804 00:37:31.280 --> 00:37:33.519 name for such an unfunny person. You think that he 805 00:37:33.559 --> 00:37:35.920 would have been like for for a guy born in 806 00:37:35.920 --> 00:37:38.320 Philadelphia to be named net and Yahoo. 807 00:37:38.400 --> 00:37:39.719 You think he would be like, oh, he. 808 00:37:39.719 --> 00:37:41.559 Was born there. I think he just went to school there. 809 00:37:41.679 --> 00:37:43.320 He just went to school. Why did you go to 810 00:37:43.360 --> 00:37:44.639 school in Philadelphia if you. 811 00:37:44.559 --> 00:37:46.960 Weren't born I don't know, go ahead and look it up. 812 00:37:47.000 --> 00:37:49.599 Whatever the point is, he could have just been a comedian. 813 00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:55.920 Should have moved to New York. Yeah, become fucking every 814 00:37:55.960 --> 00:37:57.880 other fucking comedian that lives over there. 815 00:37:57.920 --> 00:37:59.920 He should he went to Catcherizing Star and did a 816 00:38:00.000 --> 00:38:01.559 couple sets, you know. 817 00:38:02.480 --> 00:38:06.119 But instead he just had to bomb some That's what 818 00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:08.119 I had to do. And anyway, thank you so much 819 00:38:08.119 --> 00:38:11.800 for in Tel Aviv. One in Tel Aviv, and then 820 00:38:11.840 --> 00:38:13.800 he spent some time in Pennsylvania. 821 00:38:14.480 --> 00:38:17.800 Was he born in the Iron Dome? Like in one 822 00:38:17.840 --> 00:38:20.280 of the missile defense things or whatever? 823 00:38:20.320 --> 00:38:23.519 The Iron Dome was my womb? Horrifying? 824 00:38:25.000 --> 00:38:27.119 That'll make it. I don't make it like that for sure. 825 00:38:27.360 --> 00:38:31.000 Anyway, what else? I'm eternal? Anyway, Get the hell out 826 00:38:31.000 --> 00:38:36.559 of here, you he goes, all right, told you guys, 827 00:38:38.920 --> 00:38:41.079 there's another thing that happened on the back. Hey, guys, 828 00:38:41.920 --> 00:38:42.880 I survived the bomb. 829 00:38:43.119 --> 00:38:45.000 Oh crazy, he said, yeah, he said, he bombed you. 830 00:38:45.159 --> 00:38:47.480 Yeah, that was crazy. I was actually just getting some 831 00:38:47.559 --> 00:38:50.920 food or whatever, and the bomb struck right in front 832 00:38:50.920 --> 00:38:51.840 of my face. He went to. 833 00:38:53.639 --> 00:38:56.679 M I T huh, yeah, my gross. And he went 834 00:38:56.719 --> 00:38:59.280 to Horbard as well too. He might have just lived 835 00:38:59.280 --> 00:39:00.119 in America for a while. 836 00:39:00.159 --> 00:39:00.639 That's crazy. 837 00:39:00.679 --> 00:39:01.679 He went to school with con Obrian. 838 00:39:01.880 --> 00:39:04.760 I remember he had some ties to there's no Philly ties. 839 00:39:04.920 --> 00:39:06.039 I maybe I got that wrong. 840 00:39:06.159 --> 00:39:08.679 Is it possible that Benjamin and Yahoo and con O'Brien 841 00:39:08.679 --> 00:39:09.679 were in the same class? 842 00:39:11.159 --> 00:39:12.320 ConA Brian went to Harvard? 843 00:39:12.480 --> 00:39:13.360 He did, didn't he? 844 00:39:14.239 --> 00:39:15.039 I wouldn't surprise me. 845 00:39:15.079 --> 00:39:15.920 How old are both of them? 846 00:39:15.960 --> 00:39:19.159 I think, I think, Yeah, who's older? Do you think? 847 00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:19.280 So? 848 00:39:19.400 --> 00:39:20.679 I don't know, definitely older. 849 00:39:20.719 --> 00:39:21.760 How old is corne O'Brien. 850 00:39:22.199 --> 00:39:23.719 Brian's like probably like fifty five. 851 00:39:24.119 --> 00:39:25.599 I think he's probably closest. 852 00:39:25.599 --> 00:39:26.679 I think he's in his sixties. 853 00:39:27.119 --> 00:39:28.239 He's in sixties or so. 854 00:39:28.320 --> 00:39:29.960 That's why I'm saying, like I think Benjamin and yeah, 855 00:39:29.960 --> 00:39:30.679 who's kind of close? 856 00:39:30.760 --> 00:39:32.440 He seemed. I I literally have no idea. 857 00:39:32.480 --> 00:39:33.159 I have no concept. 858 00:39:33.519 --> 00:39:37.480 I was born forty nine, so forty nine, fifty Yeah, 859 00:39:37.559 --> 00:39:40.440 Conan's definitely ok seventy six right now? 860 00:39:40.760 --> 00:39:45.840 Yeah, Okay, so he's Connor. Brian's definitely than that would 861 00:39:45.880 --> 00:39:46.639 be fucking shocking. 862 00:39:46.760 --> 00:39:50.239 Conan's still uh maintaining his red hair so like it's 863 00:39:50.239 --> 00:39:51.880 hard to eat. It's hard to clock him. 864 00:39:52.039 --> 00:39:54.880 Oh yeah, it's hard to clock gingers as they age. 865 00:39:54.960 --> 00:39:57.519 He's definitely he's definitely doing and his hair is not 866 00:39:57.719 --> 00:40:00.440 like that problem anymore. Well, it's not like it's not like, 867 00:40:00.519 --> 00:40:05.239 you know, you know, red red red, but it's red 868 00:40:05.320 --> 00:40:13.039 red red, definitely red, wrong red. He's sixty two. Colden 869 00:40:13.079 --> 00:40:15.039 is much old enough thought it. He's sixty two. That 870 00:40:15.480 --> 00:40:16.159 seems about right. 871 00:40:16.199 --> 00:40:20.840 Okay, you know old Gordon Ramsey is five fifty eight 872 00:40:20.880 --> 00:40:23.400 something like that. What do you think I think he's 873 00:40:23.440 --> 00:40:28.159 what like sixty eight? He's almost in his mid seventies. Whoa, 874 00:40:28.320 --> 00:40:30.400 he looks great. He looks I mean based on what 875 00:40:30.440 --> 00:40:31.800 I said, I don't know, I haven't seen him. He 876 00:40:31.800 --> 00:40:34.039 looks fantastic. He's not in his mid sevni he's just 877 00:40:34.079 --> 00:40:36.760 about no way, he's just he's almost in as midsel. 878 00:40:37.159 --> 00:40:38.719 I can believe that if kaids they're young, aren't this 879 00:40:38.800 --> 00:40:40.480 kids sort of young? I mean you could fuck you 880 00:40:40.480 --> 00:40:43.480 can fuck it like an idiot age, you know, busting 881 00:40:43.519 --> 00:40:46.039 nuts in his fifties and shit, that's crazy. How old 882 00:40:46.079 --> 00:40:50.119 this is? Right? Right, he's fifty eight. I was literally 883 00:40:50.199 --> 00:40:53.239 exactly right, He's not fifty eight, he's literally fifty eight. 884 00:40:53.320 --> 00:40:53.639 Exact. 885 00:40:53.679 --> 00:40:56.480 I was exactly right, that's crazy. And I was exactly 886 00:40:56.480 --> 00:40:58.440 I don't know where that fuck that is weird came 887 00:40:58.440 --> 00:40:58.920 out of nowhere. 888 00:40:59.599 --> 00:41:02.639 Sometimes a guess just like hits like that. That felt right, 889 00:41:02.639 --> 00:41:04.320 it felt I looked at his birthday three years I 890 00:41:04.360 --> 00:41:05.360 was like, fifty five years old. 891 00:41:05.400 --> 00:41:08.679 Interesting. Yeah, anyway, there was you know where that number 892 00:41:08.719 --> 00:41:11.760 came from him being that old? Where in a show 893 00:41:12.599 --> 00:41:16.360 he said it himself, seventy seven years old, fucking line 894 00:41:16.519 --> 00:41:17.960 little line, ye eighty lines. 895 00:41:18.039 --> 00:41:20.239 Wait, so he just said I'm in my mid seventies, 896 00:41:20.280 --> 00:41:20.800 said he was. 897 00:41:20.760 --> 00:41:24.639 Like seventy like four or something. That's crazy. And then uh, 898 00:41:24.679 --> 00:41:26.599 and then I was like, that's nuts. 899 00:41:26.639 --> 00:41:27.440 I can actually see him. 900 00:41:27.440 --> 00:41:29.719 And then the thing is I didn't even check it 901 00:41:29.719 --> 00:41:33.360 because I'm like, why would you lie? There's no way. 902 00:41:34.159 --> 00:41:37.000 Like me with fucking Greenland and uh New Zealand or whatever. 903 00:41:37.079 --> 00:41:40.480 Yeah, the yeah, there was one other thing about the 904 00:41:41.039 --> 00:41:42.559 political situation that I didn't want to touch on. 905 00:41:42.639 --> 00:41:44.559 It's that that Tucker Carlson interview with. 906 00:41:44.639 --> 00:41:48.760 Uh oh yeah with uh Ted Cruz, who I've always hated. 907 00:41:49.840 --> 00:41:50.960 Does he have any fans? 908 00:41:51.039 --> 00:41:52.960 And I know, like, who the fuck likes Crew? 909 00:41:54.000 --> 00:41:55.519 Ted Crew? The minute? 910 00:41:55.519 --> 00:41:57.679 I mean I didn't like him before anyway, but like 911 00:41:57.719 --> 00:42:00.519 the minute, like Trump was like your wife's uh who 912 00:42:00.679 --> 00:42:02.000 and she's fat in a bitch. 913 00:42:02.360 --> 00:42:05.599 And then he was like I love you, mister president. 914 00:42:06.039 --> 00:42:06.320 Yep. 915 00:42:06.679 --> 00:42:08.400 Like the minute that happened, I was like, Wow, you're 916 00:42:08.400 --> 00:42:11.159 barely a man, Like you're barely even a human being. 917 00:42:11.880 --> 00:42:13.000 That is crazy ass. 918 00:42:13.679 --> 00:42:15.559 I can't believe she's still with him. 919 00:42:16.000 --> 00:42:17.760 It is like to have somebody. 920 00:42:18.000 --> 00:42:19.679 They're definitely like separated, you know what I mean. 921 00:42:19.800 --> 00:42:22.280 Yeah, but they're definitely like we're not sure, we're not 922 00:42:22.400 --> 00:42:23.880 cool at all anymore. 923 00:42:23.920 --> 00:42:26.280 But like I'll stick with you for your money, yeah 924 00:42:26.480 --> 00:42:26.880 you know, I. 925 00:42:26.800 --> 00:42:28.679 Mean yeah, because that's why he didn't That's why he 926 00:42:28.679 --> 00:42:30.679 didn't say anything, right, so he can keep his up 927 00:42:30.800 --> 00:42:34.119 his position, right, and so for sure it's same. I 928 00:42:34.119 --> 00:42:35.800 would do the same thing if I was her, like yeah, 929 00:42:35.800 --> 00:42:37.199 fuck you, but I'm still gonna stay so I can 930 00:42:37.239 --> 00:42:40.400 take your money for sure when you die, which you will, 931 00:42:41.360 --> 00:42:43.599 should have U When do you go to Cancun when 932 00:42:43.639 --> 00:42:46.800 everybody was freezing in Fuing, Texas or something famous pie. 933 00:42:47.119 --> 00:42:48.159 I mean, he did the thing. 934 00:42:48.199 --> 00:42:52.159 It's like I'm going to Greece later, tel Aviv enjoy 935 00:42:52.280 --> 00:42:54.119 the missiles that I fucking provoked. 936 00:42:54.800 --> 00:42:56.800 So like so crazy. 937 00:42:57.199 --> 00:42:59.199 So Tucker Carlson had an interview with Ted Cruz and 938 00:42:59.199 --> 00:43:00.559 it's fuckingsing. 939 00:43:00.760 --> 00:43:01.440 It is crazy. 940 00:43:01.440 --> 00:43:04.320 I don't know how you get dog walked by Tucker 941 00:43:04.320 --> 00:43:08.840 Carlson because Tucker Carlson is not he's not stupid, but 942 00:43:08.880 --> 00:43:12.880 he's not like he's not like the final Boss, you 943 00:43:12.880 --> 00:43:15.800 know what I mean, like not by any means. And 944 00:43:15.840 --> 00:43:17.559 I do think there is like it's so funny because 945 00:43:17.559 --> 00:43:19.159 like during this interview you could see it like where 946 00:43:19.159 --> 00:43:22.920 there's like there's like a little there's like an embryo 947 00:43:23.000 --> 00:43:25.199 of a real journalist like in there, you know what 948 00:43:25.280 --> 00:43:28.199 I mean, just like Chung where he's able to extract 949 00:43:29.320 --> 00:43:32.199 crazy information from people if he if he prods them 950 00:43:32.239 --> 00:43:33.719 in the right way. The fact that he got Ted 951 00:43:33.760 --> 00:43:36.719 Cruz to basically say like we're we're operating military strikes 952 00:43:36.719 --> 00:43:38.559 on a round right now, and then he goes we 953 00:43:38.880 --> 00:43:42.079 It's like, well he's real, Well you just said we. 954 00:43:42.199 --> 00:43:45.000 It's like well we're and he's stammering. He just basically 955 00:43:45.079 --> 00:43:48.840 admitted that we're already doing shit. Uh, it's kind of crazy. 956 00:43:49.559 --> 00:43:53.199 It's uh. I mean, I don't normally recommend people watch 957 00:43:53.199 --> 00:43:56.599 Tucker Carlson at all because it's usually it's usually garbage. 958 00:43:57.960 --> 00:44:01.559 He's like right, like twenty maybe like twenty fifteen percent 959 00:44:01.559 --> 00:44:01.760 of the. 960 00:44:01.760 --> 00:44:05.440 Time, team dude. Whenever he's like right, he usually he 961 00:44:05.559 --> 00:44:08.239 undercuts it. Yeah, like like the next day or the 962 00:44:08.280 --> 00:44:10.880 next whatever it is. Yeah, we know from the dominion 963 00:44:10.920 --> 00:44:12.440 lawsuit that he was never a fan of Trump. He 964 00:44:12.440 --> 00:44:13.079 always hated him. 965 00:44:13.079 --> 00:44:14.719 But like he went on Fox News and like snob 966 00:44:14.800 --> 00:44:16.559 slob does not anyway, So like you can only have 967 00:44:16.599 --> 00:44:18.920 so much respect for someone at a certain point where 968 00:44:18.960 --> 00:44:21.079 it's it's like I don't really care about that, Yeah, 969 00:44:21.119 --> 00:44:22.800 because you ultimately went along. 970 00:44:22.559 --> 00:44:24.679 With it anyway, beef drink, even when you knew it 971 00:44:24.679 --> 00:44:26.440 was fake. But we know that that's true. Those are 972 00:44:26.440 --> 00:44:29.280 real emails so that you can look up. But this 973 00:44:29.400 --> 00:44:32.920 interview is wild. Ted Cruz is a fucking idiot. He's 974 00:44:32.920 --> 00:44:35.880 a big faced moron. I can't believe that this guy 975 00:44:35.880 --> 00:44:41.039 has any any renown even slightly. 976 00:44:41.159 --> 00:44:45.360 There's no bar Man it does like nothing matters to 977 00:44:45.440 --> 00:44:50.159 those people as long as you just it's literally nothing matters, 978 00:44:50.159 --> 00:44:53.119 Like Lauren Bolbert, Marjorie Taylor Green, it doesn't matter. You 979 00:44:53.159 --> 00:44:58.239 can just insert somebody and they will just they'll be 980 00:44:58.320 --> 00:45:02.559 fans of them. They will do nothing for them. They'll ship, 981 00:45:02.679 --> 00:45:07.199 they'll literally take a dump on their constituents faces. They'll 982 00:45:07.239 --> 00:45:09.559 they'll get in a helicopter on ladder and just start 983 00:45:09.639 --> 00:45:13.239 shitting on them, and they'll still vote for them, like 984 00:45:13.440 --> 00:45:16.320 because like like Ted Cruz should have been hanged when 985 00:45:16.320 --> 00:45:19.599 he fucking when he left while like his fucking people 986 00:45:19.639 --> 00:45:23.159 were dying, and then he's just like I'm still here. 987 00:45:24.239 --> 00:45:26.360 Like it's like, no, you don't. You don't get to 988 00:45:26.480 --> 00:45:29.199 just fucking have your job. You you did the worst 989 00:45:29.239 --> 00:45:31.159 thing you possibly could have done. You abandon them when 990 00:45:31.199 --> 00:45:34.079 they need you most, you know, like at least fucking 991 00:45:35.079 --> 00:45:36.159 pretend to care. 992 00:45:36.599 --> 00:45:38.719 Freeze thing that happened in Texas was crazy. I never 993 00:45:38.760 --> 00:45:42.119 I've never seen anything like that, man, the cold, I know. 994 00:45:42.079 --> 00:45:45.599 But that's what happens when you have fucking privatized energy 995 00:45:45.800 --> 00:45:48.679 that they have no fucking regulations, you know, Like the 996 00:45:48.679 --> 00:45:52.440 the thing was like a privatized even our water and Burdbank. Well, 997 00:45:52.559 --> 00:45:57.440 sometimes I'm like, this water seems little o, something seems 998 00:45:57.480 --> 00:46:01.400 a little extra. And uh, we actually stopped using our 999 00:46:01.400 --> 00:46:03.360 filters for a while, and I was just buying bottled 1000 00:46:03.400 --> 00:46:06.599 water because it seemed a little fucky because you know, 1001 00:46:06.760 --> 00:46:09.719 it's privatized here, so then if something goes wrong. 1002 00:46:09.599 --> 00:46:11.960 Water in California in so long, it's crazy. 1003 00:46:12.000 --> 00:46:14.440 Well, I have a double filter to like, you know, 1004 00:46:14.840 --> 00:46:19.679 make it pretty. It tastes like a lot. It tastes 1005 00:46:19.679 --> 00:46:23.039 almost as good as like reverse osmosis. Right, But for 1006 00:46:23.079 --> 00:46:24.679 a while I took a break just because it just 1007 00:46:25.920 --> 00:46:29.000 it's kind of the water smelled like paint. Dude. I 1008 00:46:29.000 --> 00:46:32.320 was like, what the fuck is this anyway? And then 1009 00:46:32.599 --> 00:46:35.400 Jojo was talking one of her coworkers and she brought 1010 00:46:35.400 --> 00:46:38.159 it up herself, and the Jojo didn't be like, am 1011 00:46:38.159 --> 00:46:40.599 I crazyer? Did this happen? So I'm like, all right, man, 1012 00:46:41.079 --> 00:46:42.920 And I feel like they have no obligation to fucking 1013 00:46:42.920 --> 00:46:44.920 say anything because it's a fucking private company. 1014 00:46:45.119 --> 00:46:46.280 Yes you can't. 1015 00:46:46.480 --> 00:46:49.239 Uh, it's it is great, But some of the I 1016 00:46:49.239 --> 00:46:51.639 remember seeing photos of like like icicles hanging off with 1017 00:46:51.719 --> 00:46:54.239 like ceiling fans, yeah, and like ceiling lights and shit, 1018 00:46:54.239 --> 00:46:56.960 And I'm like, that is crazy, man. 1019 00:46:57.159 --> 00:46:58.360 I get that it's not built for it, but like 1020 00:46:58.480 --> 00:47:00.280 I have a friend over there that she showed me 1021 00:47:00.360 --> 00:47:03.199 some some stuff like they're frozen. 1022 00:47:03.480 --> 00:47:05.519 They had some also some flooding going on. 1023 00:47:05.440 --> 00:47:08.719 Too, So it was like, like you said, it looked 1024 00:47:08.760 --> 00:47:13.519 like a fucking ice an ice cave in some houses and. 1025 00:47:13.719 --> 00:47:16.079 We're just dying. You were getting cooked in their fucking houses. 1026 00:47:16.119 --> 00:47:20.559 The houses pretty much now that at this point, At 1027 00:47:20.559 --> 00:47:23.840 this point, I'm like, I can't we know the global 1028 00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:28.039 warning warming and the climate change trajectories at this point 1029 00:47:28.039 --> 00:47:33.239 if you haven't put in a c like I'm sorry, Scotland, England, 1030 00:47:33.280 --> 00:47:35.800 all the fucking places up there, you can't. You can't 1031 00:47:35.960 --> 00:47:40.039 even fucking Seattle, Washington. It's sorry, guys. You at least 1032 00:47:40.119 --> 00:47:43.679 need a portable ac now. It's if you don't do 1033 00:47:43.760 --> 00:47:45.719 that and you cook yourself to death, you're fucking retarded. 1034 00:47:45.760 --> 00:47:48.039 At this point, there's no there's no there's no point, 1035 00:47:48.079 --> 00:47:52.079 there's no point in holding onto Maybe things will get better. 1036 00:47:52.199 --> 00:47:55.679 It's like not really, you can keep going the other direction. 1037 00:47:57.159 --> 00:48:00.519 But anyway, Yeah, that that interview is crazy. What else? Yeah, 1038 00:48:00.519 --> 00:48:02.840 I didn't see that I need I'll just take your 1039 00:48:02.840 --> 00:48:07.239 word for everything. I don't. I just you can look 1040 00:48:07.280 --> 00:48:07.760 up the clips. 1041 00:48:07.800 --> 00:48:10.800 It really is just it really is ultimately just Ted 1042 00:48:10.840 --> 00:48:12.639 Crew is making a fool of himself in front of 1043 00:48:12.679 --> 00:48:13.159 an idiot. 1044 00:48:14.360 --> 00:48:14.599 You know. 1045 00:48:15.440 --> 00:48:17.239 It's kind of how they're not an idiot, but like 1046 00:48:17.239 --> 00:48:20.320 a dishonest a dishonest hack who is who happens to 1047 00:48:20.320 --> 00:48:25.079 be correct in this case? What else happened? The did 1048 00:48:25.079 --> 00:48:28.280 you go to the the No Kings, I did not. 1049 00:48:28.679 --> 00:48:31.519 You didn't go, shame shame on you. 1050 00:48:33.199 --> 00:48:36.280 That ship was fucking crazy. I was at the Federal 1051 00:48:36.320 --> 00:48:40.239 Building in LA when it started getting nuts. I'm actually 1052 00:48:40.280 --> 00:48:42.639 on Hassan's stream. I think for like a second you 1053 00:48:42.639 --> 00:48:47.639 could see me. But like, uh, that was wild because 1054 00:48:47.719 --> 00:48:50.320 they were just they they were you know, rubber bolts 1055 00:48:50.320 --> 00:48:53.000 are huge. I had no concept like one like they 1056 00:48:53.119 --> 00:48:55.320 shot at us with rubber bullets and I was like, 1057 00:48:55.360 --> 00:48:56.840 oh ship, I was like dodging s. 1058 00:48:56.960 --> 00:49:01.480 I don't know if I dodged anything, probably, but like 1059 00:49:01.559 --> 00:49:04.400 barrelrolls just like that's my steps on your trampled. 1060 00:49:04.639 --> 00:49:07.280 But I was there, and I like, I saw it, dude. 1061 00:49:07.320 --> 00:49:09.760 I saw it firsthand, man, And it is wild to 1062 00:49:09.800 --> 00:49:11.840 see these things firsthand because you get a sense of 1063 00:49:11.920 --> 00:49:16.440 things that's so clear in comparison to like even just 1064 00:49:16.440 --> 00:49:20.760 a video or like you know, high quality footage, where 1065 00:49:20.800 --> 00:49:26.000 like you could see that protesters were moving barricades to 1066 00:49:26.079 --> 00:49:28.920 keep the cops from pushing in, and then they were like, 1067 00:49:29.159 --> 00:49:32.599 oh shit, they're moving defensive barricades to keep us in. 1068 00:49:33.480 --> 00:49:37.679 Let's start shooting. It was so insane, it was so outright, 1069 00:49:37.760 --> 00:49:39.440 and it was so far away too, like they were 1070 00:49:39.440 --> 00:49:41.880 nowhere near the police when they were moving the barricades, 1071 00:49:41.880 --> 00:49:44.519 but they still like shot. And I saw some dude 1072 00:49:44.519 --> 00:49:47.559 get domed in the fucking nose with a rubber bullet and. 1073 00:49:47.559 --> 00:49:48.639 He was like bleeding like crazy. 1074 00:49:48.639 --> 00:49:49.760 He's like, fuck these guys. 1075 00:49:49.760 --> 00:49:52.079 He had like his like a stream, and I was like, Yo, 1076 00:49:52.159 --> 00:49:55.199 that's fucking nuts. They were throwing tear gas. They were 1077 00:49:55.239 --> 00:49:58.519 fucking it was nuts to be in that area at 1078 00:49:58.519 --> 00:49:58.840 that time. 1079 00:49:58.880 --> 00:50:00.000 I was like, Yo, this is chaos. 1080 00:50:00.039 --> 00:50:01.079 It's crazy. 1081 00:50:01.239 --> 00:50:07.119 And I remember they had flash bangs. I had no 1082 00:50:07.239 --> 00:50:12.159 clue how loud a flash bang was, because why would you, 1083 00:50:12.760 --> 00:50:22.119 I guess, huh, they are there not bright at all, 1084 00:50:22.599 --> 00:50:24.760 there's no there's no shine at all. 1085 00:50:24.960 --> 00:50:26.440 They just go off and they stun you. 1086 00:50:27.719 --> 00:50:29.800 I think it was far enough away or at least 1087 00:50:29.800 --> 00:50:31.599 by the time like people were starting get started getting shot. 1088 00:50:31.599 --> 00:50:33.840 I was like, oh shit, uh so I moved away. 1089 00:50:34.000 --> 00:50:38.280 Obviously I don't want to be shot. But that ship 1090 00:50:38.360 --> 00:50:40.199 was crazy. But it was so clear that like, oh, 1091 00:50:40.239 --> 00:50:43.280 the police are the people who agitate these things the most. 1092 00:50:43.320 --> 00:50:45.159 And then what I noticed too is that there was 1093 00:50:45.199 --> 00:50:47.679 a curfew, right, And it was like, I think what 1094 00:50:47.800 --> 00:50:49.400 time was it for? Do you guys remember like the 1095 00:50:49.440 --> 00:50:51.679 notifications that you got on your phone? I think I 1096 00:50:51.679 --> 00:50:53.280 think it was eight Yeah, it was like I think 1097 00:50:53.320 --> 00:50:55.159 you're right, yeah, there was, because that was my guess. 1098 00:50:55.199 --> 00:50:57.320 It was like eight pm curfew, right, so everybody out, 1099 00:50:57.719 --> 00:51:01.639 uh after eight pm, you're or whatever. And what I 1100 00:51:01.679 --> 00:51:03.679 noticed that they were due is like at six pm 1101 00:51:04.039 --> 00:51:06.079 they would get the police and they would form like 1102 00:51:06.119 --> 00:51:09.719 this crazy like wall of policemen and they would inclose 1103 00:51:09.800 --> 00:51:13.000 on an area to keep people from leaving at six 1104 00:51:14.360 --> 00:51:17.400 At six pm, like I managed to sneak out somehow, 1105 00:51:17.480 --> 00:51:20.480 but like they they they would enclose people and so 1106 00:51:20.599 --> 00:51:22.559 like they couldn't leave, and so if they were stuck 1107 00:51:22.559 --> 00:51:25.239 there for like two hours, then they would like they 1108 00:51:25.280 --> 00:51:27.679 would basically entrap them and so like, hey, you're out. 1109 00:51:27.719 --> 00:51:29.679 You're out past curfew. We have to arrest you. 1110 00:51:29.840 --> 00:51:33.760 Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy to watch. 1111 00:51:33.880 --> 00:51:36.079 They were like there's a great photo that a friend 1112 00:51:36.119 --> 00:51:38.960 of mine took of these Marines standing in front of 1113 00:51:39.039 --> 00:51:41.280 like and by the way, I really feel like the 1114 00:51:41.320 --> 00:51:44.400 Marines did not want to be there, based on the 1115 00:51:44.400 --> 00:51:47.239 conversations that I overheard between them and like based on 1116 00:51:47.280 --> 00:51:48.880 the conversations that they were having with just like people 1117 00:51:48.920 --> 00:51:50.199 on the street who would like come up to them 1118 00:51:50.199 --> 00:51:53.360 and talk to them. They just seemed so over it. 1119 00:51:53.960 --> 00:51:57.119 And I think these two Marines in particular stood they 1120 00:51:57.159 --> 00:52:01.639 stood in front of this big spray paint thing that 1121 00:52:01.719 --> 00:52:04.159 said fuck ice, but they stood in front of it 1122 00:52:04.480 --> 00:52:08.039 almost as if like they were begging to be photographed, 1123 00:52:08.320 --> 00:52:10.719 Like they were like dead center and it was just 1124 00:52:10.760 --> 00:52:13.119 two of them, Like there was no way they were 1125 00:52:13.119 --> 00:52:15.639 stationed there. It was very bizarre. So like I got 1126 00:52:15.719 --> 00:52:18.800 kind of a sense of I don't know, like nobody 1127 00:52:18.920 --> 00:52:20.920 was kind of except for like the lapd of course, 1128 00:52:20.920 --> 00:52:24.280 who loves Yeah, they love just tear gassing, random fucking 1129 00:52:25.639 --> 00:52:27.079 you dot a fucking. 1130 00:52:28.400 --> 00:52:29.880 They're big dude. Yeah. 1131 00:52:29.960 --> 00:52:32.840 I saw a couple of people get shot domed. 1132 00:52:33.400 --> 00:52:35.840 Oh yeah, if you if you want, if you want 1133 00:52:35.840 --> 00:52:37.960 some battle scars, I mean, that's the best way to 1134 00:52:38.000 --> 00:52:39.559 do it. There was a lot of people because it 1135 00:52:39.599 --> 00:52:42.760 was a younger people that protest. They kind of want 1136 00:52:42.760 --> 00:52:44.280 to be in the line of fire to kind of 1137 00:52:44.360 --> 00:52:49.079 prove that, like like they really give a fuck, and 1138 00:52:49.639 --> 00:52:50.840 you don't have to get yourself hurt. 1139 00:52:50.880 --> 00:52:52.639 I wouldn't recommend it socially if you're young. 1140 00:52:52.679 --> 00:52:55.480 You know you're listening to this right now. No, no, 1141 00:52:55.639 --> 00:52:58.280 you should probably try to not get hurt. But I 1142 00:52:58.360 --> 00:53:01.679 understand also it is kind of cool to have a 1143 00:53:01.679 --> 00:53:03.719 battle scar. I get it, you know, I kind of 1144 00:53:03.719 --> 00:53:06.559 get the balance. But I would personally prefer you know, 1145 00:53:06.639 --> 00:53:11.199 especially I'm much older now. I felt a little bit 1146 00:53:11.199 --> 00:53:13.360 different at the time where I was much more active. 1147 00:53:13.960 --> 00:53:17.519 I was considered myself like an activist and I would 1148 00:53:17.639 --> 00:53:21.920 do stuff and organized sometimes. Now I'm tired. I'm tired, 1149 00:53:21.960 --> 00:53:23.800 but I do I say, I'm fucking proud to see 1150 00:53:23.840 --> 00:53:27.840 everybody that went out. I actually, this is so funny, 1151 00:53:28.159 --> 00:53:31.239 the contrast of what all y'all were doing, and we 1152 00:53:31.360 --> 00:53:34.519 had Me and Jojo had some She booked some tickets 1153 00:53:34.559 --> 00:53:37.519 for us to go to the Huntington like the Botanical gardens, 1154 00:53:37.519 --> 00:53:42.639 the gardens and the photos I put I put no 1155 00:53:42.719 --> 00:53:45.400 photos up because I'm like, Okay, here's all these people 1156 00:53:45.400 --> 00:53:48.119 at the No King's protest and I'm in this flowery 1157 00:53:48.239 --> 00:53:52.079 fucking garden and like like in the widest most peaceful bullshells, 1158 00:53:52.079 --> 00:53:56.159 like this is so fucking like insensitive. 1159 00:53:55.519 --> 00:54:01.079 Right now, didn't give a fuck she's she didn't even. 1160 00:54:01.599 --> 00:54:05.599 Don't like, oh, she's with European Americans getting mad at 1161 00:54:05.599 --> 00:54:08.599 protesting about things. She don't get over it. We can't 1162 00:54:08.639 --> 00:54:10.360 protest back home, they'll bomb our house. 1163 00:54:10.599 --> 00:54:13.440 Bro. She can't fucking stand like she she can't. It's 1164 00:54:13.719 --> 00:54:16.800 mainly the health care. She's just she's so upset. Of course, 1165 00:54:16.880 --> 00:54:20.280 she's so fucking of course, so broken, And yeah, that's. 1166 00:54:20.159 --> 00:54:24.199 All we wanted, man, So I would I would have 1167 00:54:24.239 --> 00:54:26.000 settled for so little, you know what I mean, Like 1168 00:54:26.039 --> 00:54:27.960 I just like, give me, give you health care, Like 1169 00:54:28.079 --> 00:54:29.679 I just want my tax dollars to feel like it's. 1170 00:54:29.519 --> 00:54:31.800 Going towards me in some way for me to do. 1171 00:54:32.840 --> 00:54:36.159 And that's it education. That's it healthcare. 1172 00:54:36.239 --> 00:54:40.360 And then like a standard, a decent standard education across 1173 00:54:40.360 --> 00:54:43.199 the country, and I'd be the country would be well, 1174 00:54:43.199 --> 00:54:44.880 first of all, wouldn't be this because they'd be like, oh, 1175 00:54:44.880 --> 00:54:48.280 we can't let it get to this sure, and then 1176 00:54:48.280 --> 00:54:51.159 two they can live, you know, so like maybe maybe 1177 00:54:51.199 --> 00:54:53.480 not those things are gonna work for like the current 1178 00:54:53.480 --> 00:54:54.239 form of America. 1179 00:54:54.360 --> 00:54:56.639 But you know, do you think anyone's gonna try to 1180 00:54:57.000 --> 00:54:58.480 do you think or do you think Congress is too 1181 00:54:58.519 --> 00:55:01.440 cowardice to try to ause Trump at all? 1182 00:55:01.679 --> 00:55:02.760 Yeah? 1183 00:55:02.559 --> 00:55:03.360 Yeah, I think so. 1184 00:55:04.360 --> 00:55:07.400 And he's he's gonna pass away before he gets kicked 1185 00:55:07.440 --> 00:55:09.119 out of the office, like he don know. Way he's 1186 00:55:09.159 --> 00:55:10.960 leaving is if he gets passes away or he doesn't 1187 00:55:10.960 --> 00:55:11.639 go for the third term. 1188 00:55:11.719 --> 00:55:13.400 But he's not like or he's gonna slip on those 1189 00:55:13.719 --> 00:55:16.280 stairs at Air Force bust his head open. 1190 00:55:16.559 --> 00:55:19.840 They're not like because dude, like those stairs. I think 1191 00:55:19.880 --> 00:55:21.599 every president has slipped on those stairs. 1192 00:55:21.599 --> 00:55:22.679 I think you have to eventually. 1193 00:55:22.920 --> 00:55:26.920 Yeah, it makes sense. I mean like, yeah, if you 1194 00:55:26.960 --> 00:55:28.159 spend enough time going. 1195 00:55:27.960 --> 00:55:30.800 To relatives too. Yeah, Obama did soon as he was 1196 00:55:30.800 --> 00:55:32.800 a relatively young man compared to everybody. 1197 00:55:33.519 --> 00:55:34.320 Obama did trip. 1198 00:55:34.480 --> 00:55:36.880 He did trip too, of course. It's it's you're going up, 1199 00:55:37.679 --> 00:55:39.239 You're going up those stairs, like how many times? 1200 00:55:39.239 --> 00:55:41.000 Like you're kind of do you remember when he did it? 1201 00:55:41.079 --> 00:55:43.400 Like he like broke his neck, but then he like reset. 1202 00:55:43.039 --> 00:55:45.599 It and oh yeah, it was like a ninety degree 1203 00:55:46.039 --> 00:55:48.960 was a completely ninety degree bend. And then he just 1204 00:55:49.039 --> 00:55:51.800 kind of like was like what what what what? He 1205 00:55:51.880 --> 00:55:57.159 fucking he fucking sugar watered himself back to sugar Water. 1206 00:56:00.039 --> 00:56:02.440 Any of the King's marsh. It was awesome to see 1207 00:56:02.480 --> 00:56:04.480 everybody there. I ran into a couple of fans there, 1208 00:56:04.480 --> 00:56:06.960 which is cool. That was nice to see. 1209 00:56:07.119 --> 00:56:11.639 Yeah, uh, what did you catch any Troup's rally? 1210 00:56:12.599 --> 00:56:15.400 Got the military period? It's so funny. 1211 00:56:15.559 --> 00:56:17.760 I didn't see anything about it until like the day 1212 00:56:17.800 --> 00:56:21.559 after obviously, but like, uh, dude, there's there's one shot 1213 00:56:21.599 --> 00:56:22.960 of a squeaky tank that. 1214 00:56:24.960 --> 00:56:25.440 I thought. 1215 00:56:25.960 --> 00:56:27.760 I actually still feel like, I don't know how much 1216 00:56:27.760 --> 00:56:30.440 I believe that that's real, because it seemed edited, Like 1217 00:56:30.480 --> 00:56:33.599 it seemed like if you wanted to make something funny 1218 00:56:33.800 --> 00:56:35.559 on purpose, that's how you would do it. 1219 00:56:35.880 --> 00:56:37.280 And so like I thought, like, that's got to be 1220 00:56:37.280 --> 00:56:37.559 an edit. 1221 00:56:37.599 --> 00:56:39.559 There's no way the tank was like squeaking like that, 1222 00:56:40.119 --> 00:56:41.719 Like really it was. 1223 00:56:42.000 --> 00:56:45.000 That's so fucking there's there's there's. 1224 00:56:45.719 --> 00:56:47.000 I give him the benefit of that. I was like, 1225 00:56:47.079 --> 00:56:48.800 that's gotta be it. 1226 00:56:48.800 --> 00:56:52.159 It's crazy, dude. It was. It was. 1227 00:56:52.280 --> 00:56:53.960 It could not have gone any better. 1228 00:56:54.360 --> 00:56:56.840 Like, let's just put it that way, the duxtaposition. Yeah, 1229 00:56:57.519 --> 00:57:01.239 the fucking military just not gave me out of comination. 1230 00:57:01.679 --> 00:57:04.719 They just didn't care. That's crazy. They were just walking. 1231 00:57:05.039 --> 00:57:09.199 They weren't even trying to be coordinated, because if if 1232 00:57:09.239 --> 00:57:13.920 a hundred of people right now, we could eventually at 1233 00:57:14.039 --> 00:57:16.599 least try and it would be better than what they 1234 00:57:16.599 --> 00:57:18.400 didn't try. They didn't give a shit. There were just 1235 00:57:18.400 --> 00:57:18.719 a lot of. 1236 00:57:18.679 --> 00:57:20.320 People that in the military were like, yeah, they didn't 1237 00:57:20.320 --> 00:57:22.480 give a fuck. They didn't get because like. 1238 00:57:22.639 --> 00:57:26.519 Why would I dude, I genuinely think, uh, and I 1239 00:57:26.559 --> 00:57:28.960 know that this is kind of like, uh, there's an 1240 00:57:28.960 --> 00:57:31.480 element of like projection here in some sense where it's 1241 00:57:31.519 --> 00:57:33.400 just like, oh, this would be cool if this was this, 1242 00:57:33.960 --> 00:57:36.280 But I'm I'm self aware enough to know that, like, oh, yeah, 1243 00:57:36.320 --> 00:57:38.519 I mean whatever. You can want something to be a 1244 00:57:38.599 --> 00:57:40.719 certain way and it's not necessarily. 1245 00:57:40.199 --> 00:57:40.639 How it is. 1246 00:57:40.679 --> 00:57:44.159 But the way that they were so passionlessly marching, you know, 1247 00:57:44.800 --> 00:57:48.760 like it did strike me as like they understand that 1248 00:57:48.800 --> 00:57:52.880 they that this is dumb. Yes, you know, I don't 1249 00:57:53.079 --> 00:57:55.800 because I've seen marches before, even in the US where 1250 00:57:55.800 --> 00:57:57.519 it's it's pretty ya. 1251 00:57:57.559 --> 00:58:01.199 I mean if you tried, yeah, it would would have 1252 00:58:01.199 --> 00:58:02.280 looked better. They weren't trying. 1253 00:58:02.360 --> 00:58:05.159 I've literally been to like military base, like as my 1254 00:58:05.239 --> 00:58:06.920 dad was in the army, and I remember like seeing 1255 00:58:06.960 --> 00:58:10.519 them practice and ship uh and they're good. 1256 00:58:10.719 --> 00:58:10.880 Well. 1257 00:58:10.920 --> 00:58:12.159 The fact that they the fact they. 1258 00:58:12.079 --> 00:58:13.639 Know how to do it, and so the fact that 1259 00:58:13.679 --> 00:58:16.079 at this military parade that they weren't doing it is 1260 00:58:16.119 --> 00:58:18.920 so interesting to me because it just strikes me as 1261 00:58:19.000 --> 00:58:22.840 like intentional, But I also acknowledge that could just be 1262 00:58:22.920 --> 00:58:23.400 like looking for me. 1263 00:58:23.679 --> 00:58:27.760 I think it's intentional, but it's just we intentionally what 1264 00:58:27.760 --> 00:58:31.559 what is the intent? Is really the question is it? Yeah, 1265 00:58:31.599 --> 00:58:33.760 is it a sound protest or is it literally just apathy? 1266 00:58:33.800 --> 00:58:36.280 They're like this fucking sucks. I don't care, you know. 1267 00:58:36.559 --> 00:58:40.000 Either way, it's funny. Yeah, I think it's more of 1268 00:58:40.000 --> 00:58:42.239 the apathy thing. They're just like this is this doesn't 1269 00:58:42.920 --> 00:58:46.039 They didn't feel them with pride or fucking anything any 1270 00:58:46.079 --> 00:58:48.559 patriotism to march for this fucking asshole. 1271 00:58:48.920 --> 00:58:49.440 He didn't do it. 1272 00:58:49.480 --> 00:58:53.760 Like, especially if you're in the military, you you understand 1273 00:58:53.880 --> 00:58:55.960 at a certain level that Trump is. 1274 00:58:55.840 --> 00:58:57.360 Not a tough guy. 1275 00:58:58.119 --> 00:59:01.000 He's not a you know, it's usually the not it's 1276 00:59:01.000 --> 00:59:04.159 civilians who think he's tough. They think he's more people 1277 00:59:04.159 --> 00:59:06.559 who are just too far gone that Yeah, like the 1278 00:59:07.280 --> 00:59:09.719 people like usually if you're if you're like okay, my 1279 00:59:09.719 --> 00:59:12.320 my fucking commander, my this or my that or whatever. 1280 00:59:12.360 --> 00:59:14.400 These people that are actually kind of hard nose and ship, 1281 00:59:15.079 --> 00:59:19.000 you understand, they're not doweye Trump that thinks literally exercising 1282 00:59:19.079 --> 00:59:22.800 is bad for you, Like that is a real thing, 1283 00:59:22.840 --> 00:59:23.320 is bad for you. 1284 00:59:23.400 --> 00:59:28.360 Hold on, he might have a point. I've seen people 1285 00:59:28.960 --> 00:59:31.599 get really hurt exercising a little bit. 1286 00:59:32.079 --> 00:59:33.920 Do you know, but do you know his real theory? 1287 00:59:34.719 --> 00:59:37.400 Oh yeah, it's like something like, uh, you have a 1288 00:59:37.480 --> 00:59:38.519 finite amount of energy. 1289 00:59:38.599 --> 00:59:39.480 Yeah, you're a battery. 1290 00:59:39.760 --> 00:59:43.159 Yeah you're you're a battery. So if you you you're 1291 00:59:43.199 --> 00:59:44.920 exerting more of your energy, you only have to find 1292 00:59:44.920 --> 00:59:45.920 out it's like your heart beats. 1293 00:59:46.000 --> 00:59:49.280 They say, yeah, oh you only have I was like, 1294 00:59:49.320 --> 00:59:50.039 that's stupid. 1295 00:59:50.159 --> 00:59:52.320 I can believe that. So then that means if you 1296 00:59:52.480 --> 00:59:55.719 never exercising a live for like three hundred years, I know. 1297 00:59:55.760 --> 00:59:57.239 But what I think is like here's what I think. 1298 00:59:57.280 --> 00:59:59.239 I think if you if you have a panic attack 1299 00:59:59.360 --> 01:00:02.199 every single day, Yeah, right, and your heart. Your heart 1300 01:00:02.280 --> 01:00:05.320 rate climbs every single day. Let's say you have three 1301 01:00:05.360 --> 01:00:07.320 panic attacks a day. You're not gonna make it to 1302 01:00:07.360 --> 01:00:09.760 seventy five. No, you know what I mean, because your 1303 01:00:09.760 --> 01:00:10.639 heart beats are being used. 1304 01:00:10.679 --> 01:00:13.119 But that's not the That does not mean it's not 1305 01:00:13.159 --> 01:00:15.199 the heart beats being used up. It's the fact that 1306 01:00:15.239 --> 01:00:16.159 your body. 1307 01:00:15.880 --> 01:00:18.639 Is not Do you know that we don't have a 1308 01:00:18.639 --> 01:00:19.639 finite number of heart beats? 1309 01:00:19.679 --> 01:00:23.199 I how could you even quantify that? 1310 01:00:23.360 --> 01:00:26.559 Well, like, I guess you don't know. Then, so it's 1311 01:00:26.559 --> 01:00:27.960 a valid degree of examining. 1312 01:00:28.679 --> 01:00:30.960 You're right, Chris Trump, actually, because then how would you 1313 01:00:31.000 --> 01:00:33.280 project how many heartbeats you have? How do you project that? 1314 01:00:33.440 --> 01:00:36.840 I don't know? Math? How what do you mean? Like? Math? 1315 01:00:36.960 --> 01:00:37.320 Or math? 1316 01:00:37.599 --> 01:00:37.840 Math? 1317 01:00:37.920 --> 01:00:38.559 What formula? 1318 01:00:38.559 --> 01:00:40.519 I have been watching Breaking Bath a little more formula? 1319 01:00:40.519 --> 01:00:42.320 Give me the basis of the formula. How you project 1320 01:00:42.360 --> 01:00:48.000 that I don't know equals fucking heart beats square divided 1321 01:00:48.039 --> 01:00:49.199 by years I don't know. 1322 01:00:49.719 --> 01:00:55.159 E equals fucking heartbeat excuse divided by ears. I don't know. 1323 01:00:55.559 --> 01:00:59.599 I like. I like that's a good equation. Rather do 1324 01:00:59.679 --> 01:01:01.840 say we donoud forget this? Really put that on our shirt. 1325 01:01:02.360 --> 01:01:04.079 Oh, by the way, we're working on some Uh, there's 1326 01:01:04.119 --> 01:01:07.800 gonna be some new merch really soon. I ordered some samples, so, uh, 1327 01:01:08.000 --> 01:01:09.719 I should be wearing one by the next episode. Well 1328 01:01:09.800 --> 01:01:12.480 maybe not by the next episode, but like episode after that, 1329 01:01:12.519 --> 01:01:13.119 we're gonna. 1330 01:01:12.880 --> 01:01:15.039 Have a drop. Uh. 1331 01:01:15.159 --> 01:01:17.639 I would probably say in the next couple of weeks, 1332 01:01:19.000 --> 01:01:22.159 because there's a few things that we've got cooking that 1333 01:01:22.199 --> 01:01:23.280 I'm pretty excited about. 1334 01:01:23.639 --> 01:01:26.159 My fucking I'm so knowledgible. 1335 01:01:25.840 --> 01:01:26.840 Snark tank got shop. 1336 01:01:27.000 --> 01:01:33.400 By the way, yeah, equals fucking heartbeat square divided by years, 1337 01:01:33.519 --> 01:01:37.119 oh divided years under here basically you know, under the 1338 01:01:37.159 --> 01:01:39.159 line basically, well, should I put the or should I 1339 01:01:39.159 --> 01:01:42.039 put the no? It take the line? 1340 01:01:42.159 --> 01:01:43.000 Yeah, okay, so. 1341 01:01:44.760 --> 01:01:47.159 Yeah, there you go. Okay, yeah, there we go. 1342 01:01:47.639 --> 01:01:51.719 That's the formula for fucking whatever I'm saying. 1343 01:01:52.800 --> 01:01:55.280 Years So fucking awesome. 1344 01:01:54.920 --> 01:01:56.400 Such a wild waste of life. 1345 01:01:56.519 --> 01:01:57.920 I have thought about that before. 1346 01:01:57.519 --> 01:01:59.679 There is like, oh, you've only got like a number, 1347 01:01:59.679 --> 01:02:01.159 a certain number of heartbeats, and I get it, and 1348 01:02:01.159 --> 01:02:02.400 then it stresses me. 1349 01:02:02.400 --> 01:02:04.199 I wouldever, I like panic a little bit because I'm like, damn, 1350 01:02:04.199 --> 01:02:04.800 it's like a day. 1351 01:02:04.880 --> 01:02:08.880 Probably I think it's funny knowing how much like seeing 1352 01:02:08.920 --> 01:02:10.559 how many days, How much longer do you have left 1353 01:02:10.559 --> 01:02:12.840 of life? And you're trying to make decisions are gonna 1354 01:02:12.880 --> 01:02:14.920 make you have a longer life. You're like, all right, 1355 01:02:14.960 --> 01:02:18.239 it's going down, okay, all right, good, yeah, let me 1356 01:02:18.280 --> 01:02:19.639 go out here, and then you're walking. 1357 01:02:19.639 --> 01:02:21.119 All of a sudden it goes to zero because you're 1358 01:02:21.159 --> 01:02:22.280 hit by a car. Immediately. 1359 01:02:22.639 --> 01:02:25.079 You're just trying to navigate what makes your life extend 1360 01:02:25.159 --> 01:02:27.079 the furthest but then you die. 1361 01:02:27.159 --> 01:02:31.440 Anyway, life would be so weird. I don't like what 1362 01:02:31.440 --> 01:02:34.199 what if it was like exhibition thirty three? You know, 1363 01:02:34.280 --> 01:02:39.199 you're like, fuck, I know exactly what I'm done. Yeah, okay, 1364 01:02:38.519 --> 01:02:39.639 what are you doing? 1365 01:02:39.639 --> 01:02:40.360 Like crazy? Ship? 1366 01:02:40.480 --> 01:02:43.920 Like are you doing? Especially when you're when your time 1367 01:02:44.000 --> 01:02:45.639 is up? When that thing is about the clock, you 1368 01:02:45.639 --> 01:02:47.360 know that, like, oh shit, I'm about to be this. 1369 01:02:47.679 --> 01:02:49.280 So let's say you're the thirty three one, You're like, 1370 01:02:49.440 --> 01:02:50.519 I'm about to be thirty three. 1371 01:02:51.039 --> 01:02:53.199 Are you like I'm jerking out the rest of my time? 1372 01:02:53.280 --> 01:02:53.519 Yeah? 1373 01:02:53.559 --> 01:02:56.480 Are you busting on people? Are you like on, well, 1374 01:02:56.519 --> 01:03:04.320 what happened? That's crazy being a good person, not being 1375 01:03:04.320 --> 01:03:07.039 a piece of s final moments instead of busting on somebody. 1376 01:03:07.079 --> 01:03:09.480 And do you think I want to ask you something. 1377 01:03:09.920 --> 01:03:11.440 Do you think if you were a great if you 1378 01:03:11.480 --> 01:03:14.199 were a perfect person your entire life. Right, let's say 1379 01:03:14.199 --> 01:03:17.400 you're like seventy eight or whatever, and uh, you know, 1380 01:03:17.480 --> 01:03:20.840 you've lived an unconventionably like really great life, like you 1381 01:03:20.920 --> 01:03:23.719 never lied, not even a white lie. Like you're just 1382 01:03:23.760 --> 01:03:27.639 like a good upstanding person. But in your last day 1383 01:03:28.639 --> 01:03:31.079 you come, you come on someone. 1384 01:03:31.920 --> 01:03:32.800 And they don't want it. 1385 01:03:33.079 --> 01:03:34.079 Yeah, they don't want it. 1386 01:03:36.039 --> 01:03:39.800 Did Are you going to hell? No, you don't think so. 1387 01:03:40.079 --> 01:03:42.719 According to SO, I was just a sexual assault. It 1388 01:03:42.719 --> 01:03:44.079 is kind of one of the most extreme. 1389 01:03:44.199 --> 01:03:47.360 I'm one of the more I don't think God cares 1390 01:03:47.360 --> 01:03:50.039 about that. Well, yeah, I don't think that's a bad 1391 01:03:50.719 --> 01:03:54.800 like I don't think that like coming on. Well, actually, 1392 01:03:54.880 --> 01:03:56.920 to be fair, he might be upset that you're wasting 1393 01:03:56.920 --> 01:04:00.320 the seed. So I didn't think about that. He might like, hey, 1394 01:04:00.360 --> 01:04:03.719 you're wasting your Yeah, so he wants you to shovel 1395 01:04:03.760 --> 01:04:05.440 it off of the face. And if you if you 1396 01:04:05.480 --> 01:04:08.239 came on a woman, yeah you're good, you're in good standing. 1397 01:04:08.320 --> 01:04:09.719 Seventy eight year old seed. 1398 01:04:09.920 --> 01:04:13.840 Yeah, that definitely does not have any anything bad. 1399 01:04:14.280 --> 01:04:18.039 It might be all autistic sperm, but it's it's still 1400 01:04:18.320 --> 01:04:20.840 sperm still works. You know, you have probably a hundred 1401 01:04:20.840 --> 01:04:23.159 percent chance if by an autistic kid, but it's still. 1402 01:04:23.280 --> 01:04:25.320 Do you do you even the odds out if you 1403 01:04:25.440 --> 01:04:28.280 like make up for like if a seventy eight year 1404 01:04:28.320 --> 01:04:31.559 old guy had sex with like a twenty two year 1405 01:04:31.559 --> 01:04:34.480 old woman, is the baby like even out in some sense? 1406 01:04:34.519 --> 01:04:37.000 Yeah? I think we got to ask who's like the reverse. 1407 01:04:36.800 --> 01:04:38.480 Like a like a I don't know, like a nineteen 1408 01:04:38.519 --> 01:04:41.559 year old guy nineteen year old with like a five 1409 01:04:41.599 --> 01:04:46.760 year old woman, because I know, like two forty fives 1410 01:04:46.760 --> 01:04:49.639 and like you know, two sixties ain't doing doing a 1411 01:04:49.639 --> 01:04:51.400 good I think ain't making a good one. 1412 01:04:51.480 --> 01:04:53.760 Yeah, Jerry actually pregnancies a woman that just has like 1413 01:04:53.800 --> 01:04:55.360 she's on her final egg or whatever. 1414 01:04:55.440 --> 01:04:57.199 Yeah, it's like the last it's it's like a it's 1415 01:04:57.199 --> 01:04:58.280 like a century. 1416 01:04:57.840 --> 01:05:01.800 Egg and it's all dent shipped. And then a young 1417 01:05:02.000 --> 01:05:05.880 stallion that's fucking got like he can fill up like 1418 01:05:05.880 --> 01:05:07.840 like a like an eight ounce glass full of come 1419 01:05:07.960 --> 01:05:15.199 one with one, Like what the how inconvenient that would 1420 01:05:15.239 --> 01:05:18.320 be if you just want to jack off and now 1421 01:05:18.360 --> 01:05:18.679 you're like. 1422 01:05:18.800 --> 01:05:23.239 That's a jack off in your tub. That's so disgusting 1423 01:05:23.440 --> 01:05:24.119 you have to do. 1424 01:05:24.199 --> 01:05:28.639 It's so, that is I would be very discussed. 1425 01:05:29.159 --> 01:05:30.440 You have to come. When you come, you put you 1426 01:05:30.440 --> 01:05:33.119 ahead of your dick in the you come. 1427 01:05:33.079 --> 01:05:36.039 Right right right an hour and five. We gotta get 1428 01:05:36.039 --> 01:05:36.679 into questions. 1429 01:05:37.639 --> 01:05:37.960 That's so. 1430 01:05:38.920 --> 01:05:41.280 If he had the opportunity, Like if God was like, 1431 01:05:43.239 --> 01:05:47.639 I'm gonna grant you the opportunity to increase your load 1432 01:05:47.719 --> 01:05:49.239 by two sizes. 1433 01:05:48.880 --> 01:05:50.079 I think it would have been It would have been 1434 01:05:50.079 --> 01:05:51.280 really fun when I was young. 1435 01:05:51.119 --> 01:05:51.840 By two sizes. 1436 01:05:51.960 --> 01:05:53.679 Yeah, like to like, so you have the average size 1437 01:05:53.719 --> 01:05:56.360 you have now, but increased about two times about three. 1438 01:05:57.320 --> 01:06:02.320 Okay, it's I'm not that useful right now, but just 1439 01:06:02.320 --> 01:06:02.719 be funny. 1440 01:06:02.719 --> 01:06:03.920 It's not useful, it's just cool. 1441 01:06:04.159 --> 01:06:06.519 Yeah, like you, Like when I was younger, it would 1442 01:06:06.519 --> 01:06:08.440 have been funny because I love the person I'm with now. 1443 01:06:08.719 --> 01:06:11.159 I don't want to splash get her in the splash though, 1444 01:06:11.239 --> 01:06:13.599 you know, But like when I was younger, just fucking 1445 01:06:13.679 --> 01:06:15.280 random bitch. I fucked like maybe twice. 1446 01:06:15.400 --> 01:06:19.119 Hell yeah, you don't want to be like splat like 1447 01:06:19.320 --> 01:06:24.400 Nickelodeon's slide time. Okay, here's the thing. Okay, okay, so here, okay, 1448 01:06:24.400 --> 01:06:30.880 here's the thing you God is going to you have 1449 01:06:30.960 --> 01:06:32.960 no choice. You have to pick one just for whatever 1450 01:06:32.960 --> 01:06:35.119 he is. God's just being crazy. He's like, all right, 1451 01:06:36.039 --> 01:06:40.400 I'm going to I'm gonna I'm gonna decrease your penis 1452 01:06:40.440 --> 01:06:44.280 size by three inches, but you're gonna have a like 1453 01:06:44.639 --> 01:06:47.079 porn worthy og mudbone loads. 1454 01:06:47.880 --> 01:06:51.000 Uh do you know og mudbone black? No concept or 1455 01:06:51.000 --> 01:06:51.400 what that is? 1456 01:06:51.679 --> 01:06:54.320 Black dude has a prosthetic penis and it looks like 1457 01:06:54.360 --> 01:06:59.480 he's essentially super soakering milk at their faces. Why it's fucking. 1458 01:07:00.880 --> 01:07:01.000 Uh. 1459 01:07:01.760 --> 01:07:04.239 Jordan pulled it out and party. 1460 01:07:04.320 --> 01:07:10.400 Yeah, I was cry. She was so upset. 1461 01:07:10.480 --> 01:07:13.679 She was like, why that is the best thing is 1462 01:07:13.679 --> 01:07:22.360 his sound, the sounding like it's so funny, dude. Anyway, Yeah, 1463 01:07:22.400 --> 01:07:26.159 so you're you're gonna do that or he's gonna increase 1464 01:07:26.239 --> 01:07:31.320 your penis size by three inches, but like you have 1465 01:07:31.719 --> 01:07:33.719 zero come. You don't come anymore. 1466 01:07:34.400 --> 01:07:36.960 Do I feel the sensation of of like ejaculating but 1467 01:07:37.000 --> 01:07:41.400 I can't come? Well, yeah, I guess that wasn't part 1468 01:07:41.440 --> 01:07:41.719 of the deal. 1469 01:07:41.800 --> 01:07:44.360 So you still feel the you still feel it, but 1470 01:07:44.440 --> 01:07:48.239 you just have you know, getting so getting a chick 1471 01:07:48.280 --> 01:07:51.159 pregnant pretty much off the table unless you put your 1472 01:07:51.199 --> 01:07:52.480 ball on her plussy or something. 1473 01:07:56.159 --> 01:08:01.559 Yeah, take my ball, want to sack how to roll 1474 01:08:01.599 --> 01:08:03.920 it the TWDDD inside of her and then move it 1475 01:08:03.960 --> 01:08:04.679 around a little bit? 1476 01:08:04.880 --> 01:08:08.920 You got choose one three inches smaller og mudbone loads 1477 01:08:09.440 --> 01:08:12.960 three inches bigger, no loads at all bigger. 1478 01:08:13.000 --> 01:08:14.800 It sounds like a benefit in life, honestly, because I 1479 01:08:14.840 --> 01:08:17.239 don't exactly want kids, so it sounds like a benefit 1480 01:08:18.800 --> 01:08:23.119 even twenty seven inches, and then I don't forget even 1481 01:08:23.159 --> 01:08:27.960 twenty seven and then I don't want to take it. 1482 01:08:28.760 --> 01:08:31.119 Are you playing twenty four in dick? 1483 01:08:33.600 --> 01:08:33.960 Alright? 1484 01:08:34.000 --> 01:08:36.840 Well, move on a question? 1485 01:08:37.920 --> 01:08:40.000 Walk around insane? 1486 01:08:40.439 --> 01:08:45.760 Just strolling around with two is crazy. It's going over 1487 01:08:45.800 --> 01:08:50.680 to bro. That's like it's going over to our pa. 1488 01:08:51.199 --> 01:08:56.520 Our Questions and our right ends from Patreon Comlas Snark Tank. 1489 01:08:56.600 --> 01:08:59.439 Remember you can go over there and for early access 1490 01:08:59.479 --> 01:09:01.720 all all that shit. There's a one dollar tear, a 1491 01:09:01.720 --> 01:09:04.159 five dollar tier, twenty five dollars tier to get your 1492 01:09:04.199 --> 01:09:06.800 name right at the end of the show, all that jazz, 1493 01:09:09.159 --> 01:09:15.119 we shall begin. Man in Action wrote in he says 1494 01:09:15.239 --> 01:09:18.039 figured U tards would be into this. There's a four 1495 01:09:18.079 --> 01:09:21.520 issue comic book continuation of the ninety Spider Man series 1496 01:09:21.840 --> 01:09:24.680 that resolves the Cliffhanger coming out and then he links 1497 01:09:24.680 --> 01:09:27.920 a you know, just basically the you know, the report 1498 01:09:27.920 --> 01:09:28.319 about it. 1499 01:09:29.600 --> 01:09:32.439 Ah yeah, fuck the I'm so bummed by this, man. 1500 01:09:32.439 --> 01:09:35.399 I can't even tell you because they didn't I didn't 1501 01:09:35.399 --> 01:09:36.840 watch x N ninety seven because I didn't watch the 1502 01:09:36.920 --> 01:09:39.439 X Men show growing up, and I just don't care. 1503 01:09:39.840 --> 01:09:43.439 But like, didn't they show Peters in it twice? Peter 1504 01:09:43.520 --> 01:09:45.399 in it, which kind of indicated that, like, oh, hey, 1505 01:09:45.399 --> 01:09:46.199 we're gonna get a show. 1506 01:09:46.239 --> 01:09:48.840 Maybe thought that, well it wait this this is my 1507 01:09:48.960 --> 01:09:53.800 saving grace, right, Maybe the comic takes place because at 1508 01:09:53.800 --> 01:09:58.039 the time we see the show, MJ's back already. Okay, 1509 01:09:58.560 --> 01:09:59.119 that's true. 1510 01:09:59.159 --> 01:10:03.119 So it might take place between him getting the him 1511 01:10:03.159 --> 01:10:06.039 getting MJ back and then and then the show might 1512 01:10:06.079 --> 01:10:08.960 take place after that. I'm sorry, by the time we 1513 01:10:09.000 --> 01:10:09.479 see the show. 1514 01:10:09.439 --> 01:10:12.439 Wait wait, saying so in X Men ninety seven, at 1515 01:10:12.479 --> 01:10:13.920 the end where they show Peter, MJ. 1516 01:10:13.960 --> 01:10:16.840 Is back, she's with us, so with then okay, X 1517 01:10:16.880 --> 01:10:17.760 in the nine seven, gotcha? 1518 01:10:17.800 --> 01:10:19.560 So they might go from that area of a point 1519 01:10:19.560 --> 01:10:21.760 where like it's because ninety seven in their universal of 1520 01:10:21.760 --> 01:10:24.880 the shows, right, you know, ninety seven, So that means 1521 01:10:24.920 --> 01:10:26.800 that they might go from ninety seven for Peter as 1522 01:10:26.800 --> 01:10:29.680 well and then go forward. That would be cool. 1523 01:10:30.000 --> 01:10:32.159 This doesn't both like your optimism. 1524 01:10:32.239 --> 01:10:34.079 It doesn't bode well. Don't get it doesn't bode well 1525 01:10:34.119 --> 01:10:36.159 because of the fact that I like your optimisms. Who 1526 01:10:36.159 --> 01:10:38.720 the fuck wouldn't have won to see Peter go into 1527 01:10:38.720 --> 01:10:40.079 a different dimension and find MJ. 1528 01:10:41.199 --> 01:10:42.039 Yeah, but. 1529 01:10:43.960 --> 01:10:46.560 That's not happening, dude, that's crazy, don't I love the 1530 01:10:46.560 --> 01:10:50.199 optimism I imagine him now. I can't imagine the success 1531 01:10:50.199 --> 01:10:54.479 of ninety seven unanimous praise. Like even haters are like, oh, 1532 01:10:54.520 --> 01:10:55.079 it's amazing. 1533 01:10:55.119 --> 01:10:56.600 Well, you know why, because they got that other Spider 1534 01:10:56.640 --> 01:10:58.880 Man show that's happening right now, the weird neighborhood. 1535 01:10:59.079 --> 01:11:01.520 Yeah, oh, it's not a bad show. But also like, 1536 01:11:01.560 --> 01:11:03.239 I want fucking I want the one. 1537 01:11:03.359 --> 01:11:04.840 Of course everybody wants to like that. 1538 01:11:04.920 --> 01:11:07.199 That's when I saw this Spider Man man. 1539 01:11:07.600 --> 01:11:11.359 This is my favorite incarnation of Spider Man probably, Like 1540 01:11:11.439 --> 01:11:14.479 I love I love the aesthetic of that show. I 1541 01:11:14.520 --> 01:11:17.520 love the cartooniness of it. I love how nineties it is. 1542 01:11:17.600 --> 01:11:19.079 I like how jacked everybody is. 1543 01:11:19.319 --> 01:11:23.920 If you're anywhere near our age, yeah, it's unanimous. 1544 01:11:24.479 --> 01:11:28.359 Yeah, Like that's the spectacular Spider Man our age? 1545 01:11:28.399 --> 01:11:32.760 Is that show Spider Blood, Spider Blood, Radioactive Spider. 1546 01:11:32.520 --> 01:11:37.479 But like I just bean in a dude, I a 1547 01:11:38.479 --> 01:11:41.520 door that I really love that show and and and 1548 01:11:41.640 --> 01:11:43.439 I love Christopher Daniel Barnes, and Spider Man is like 1549 01:11:43.479 --> 01:11:45.880 my favorite voice. Like when I think of Spider Man speaking, 1550 01:11:45.960 --> 01:11:48.600 that's the voice that I hear always. It's that and 1551 01:11:49.359 --> 01:11:51.920 Reno Romero or there was a guy. There was a 1552 01:11:51.920 --> 01:11:54.039 guy who also he kind of sounded like him as well, 1553 01:11:54.119 --> 01:11:57.000 but he did Spider Man Unlimited and he did Spider Man. 1554 01:11:57.199 --> 01:11:59.520 Not the same person. No, oh, that's credit's. 1555 01:11:59.199 --> 01:12:00.560 Close, right, It's kind of crazy. 1556 01:12:00.640 --> 01:12:02.760 He also did it in the Spider Man PS one 1557 01:12:02.840 --> 01:12:05.359 games for Never Soft So Spider Man and Spider Man 1558 01:12:05.399 --> 01:12:06.960 two Enter Electron on the PSO. 1559 01:12:06.760 --> 01:12:08.840 One did the Mars Captain games, then. 1560 01:12:08.840 --> 01:12:11.119 He did I think I think he was, yeah, because 1561 01:12:11.119 --> 01:12:12.680 that had to be him because that was the animated 1562 01:12:12.720 --> 01:12:14.960 series or not the animated series that was around the 1563 01:12:15.000 --> 01:12:18.720 same time. Okay, but those two are like the coincidential 1564 01:12:18.720 --> 01:12:20.520 Spider Man voices in my head, like those are who 1565 01:12:20.520 --> 01:12:22.640 I hear, and so to see that there they are 1566 01:12:22.760 --> 01:12:26.640 continuing the Spider Man animated series, but they're doing it 1567 01:12:26.680 --> 01:12:30.880 in a form that erases like fifty percent of the 1568 01:12:30.920 --> 01:12:34.720 reason why I love that show, which is the soundscape, 1569 01:12:34.800 --> 01:12:37.319 the sound effects of like the webs and like you know, 1570 01:12:37.399 --> 01:12:40.640 the theme song and the fucking you know all everybody's 1571 01:12:40.720 --> 01:12:41.920 voice in the show. 1572 01:12:42.479 --> 01:12:44.359 I mean, I'm buying those comics for you and just 1573 01:12:44.359 --> 01:12:47.199 seeing I know you will that's a piece that will 1574 01:12:47.239 --> 01:12:47.840 be cool. 1575 01:12:47.640 --> 01:12:50.720 To know, to actually have the finality of, like like 1576 01:12:50.800 --> 01:12:55.520 that's I have to own, Like I have to own that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 1577 01:12:55.560 --> 01:12:59.840 but it yeah, it's just I'm definitely gonna I want 1578 01:12:59.840 --> 01:13:02.840 to see what happens. But yeah, especially yeah, we saw 1579 01:13:03.159 --> 01:13:05.159 x M ninety seven was dope, so it's like, oh, man, 1580 01:13:05.279 --> 01:13:05.800 imagine this. 1581 01:13:06.039 --> 01:13:09.760 But as Spider Man, and I wonder. 1582 01:13:09.479 --> 01:13:14.359 What the motivation, like what because you know, is they 1583 01:13:14.399 --> 01:13:18.439 know that's what everybody wants. What is what is the problem? 1584 01:13:18.560 --> 01:13:20.840 That's what I want to know, Like what was Why 1585 01:13:20.880 --> 01:13:21.920 did that not work out? 1586 01:13:22.239 --> 01:13:22.439 Yeah? 1587 01:13:22.920 --> 01:13:23.840 I would love to know that. 1588 01:13:23.960 --> 01:13:26.279 I don't know what has to be I had they 1589 01:13:26.359 --> 01:13:28.319 might have green lit this Spider Man show before they 1590 01:13:28.319 --> 01:13:30.199 did that, and they were already have one green lit. 1591 01:13:30.399 --> 01:13:31.439 Fuck it, let's just do this. 1592 01:13:32.039 --> 01:13:37.760 It's like, I see no problem they're being do with simultaneously. 1593 01:13:37.920 --> 01:13:42.119 Who cares. I would love if they chose that show 1594 01:13:42.600 --> 01:13:44.520 had two of them, but I know that people would 1595 01:13:44.520 --> 01:13:46.239 be like, well, there's two Spider Man shows. That's too 1596 01:13:46.279 --> 01:13:46.920 much going on. 1597 01:13:47.600 --> 01:13:49.239 I know it's people should be hit over the head 1598 01:13:49.239 --> 01:13:50.520 with a fucking break in the company. 1599 01:13:50.920 --> 01:13:52.640 I think the problem is that no matter what Marvel 1600 01:13:52.680 --> 01:13:54.880 does ever anymore, even if it's a gut or bad decision, 1601 01:13:54.880 --> 01:13:57.560 it just doesn't rain well with the consumers anymore. People 1602 01:13:57.600 --> 01:13:59.920 are just kind of over the Marvel amount of things. 1603 01:14:00.399 --> 01:14:00.680 I think. 1604 01:14:00.720 --> 01:14:01.479 I'll tell you one thing. 1605 01:14:01.520 --> 01:14:03.199 I'll tell you, man, if I saw a trailer for 1606 01:14:03.239 --> 01:14:06.039 a new animated series with Christopher Daniel Barnes, like continuing 1607 01:14:06.079 --> 01:14:08.159 the nineties animated I would have been so over the moon, man. 1608 01:14:08.399 --> 01:14:09.720 I would have been so excited to see that. 1609 01:14:09.800 --> 01:14:11.840 I think even all those like anti what is it 1610 01:14:11.880 --> 01:14:14.199 called anti woke people would be excited for it because 1611 01:14:14.199 --> 01:14:16.279 you know, they like they have to ship on everything. Yeah, 1612 01:14:16.359 --> 01:14:18.279 they'll try to find something like they try to do 1613 01:14:18.359 --> 01:14:20.000 that for X Men, right X ME ninety seven When 1614 01:14:20.000 --> 01:14:22.279 it first came out, They're like, oh, I forgot what 1615 01:14:22.279 --> 01:14:23.840 it was. There was like a screenshot of something that 1616 01:14:23.840 --> 01:14:26.000 they tried to shit on and then I think it's 1617 01:14:26.039 --> 01:14:28.039 like they got rid of rogues ass or something something 1618 01:14:28.239 --> 01:14:31.279 which is egregious. There was that there was something else 1619 01:14:31.319 --> 01:14:32.840 it said. It was like it was like a newspaper 1620 01:14:32.920 --> 01:14:33.439 that is sad. 1621 01:14:33.479 --> 01:14:35.399 I feel worse about them doing that than I felt 1622 01:14:35.439 --> 01:14:37.720 about like, I don't know Shindler's list. 1623 01:14:40.279 --> 01:14:42.840 It was a travesty, it really because that her ass 1624 01:14:42.920 --> 01:14:44.960 is a staple of the of that show. 1625 01:14:45.079 --> 01:14:47.720 It's a perfect those characters designs in general, they were 1626 01:14:47.760 --> 01:14:50.359 like hyper sexual life design whatever. But that was the 1627 01:14:50.439 --> 01:14:53.800 nineties that fantastic. I thought it was cool. I don't 1628 01:14:53.840 --> 01:14:56.600 want realistic bodies on superheroes. 1629 01:14:56.680 --> 01:14:58.239 Who cares? I don't want I don't want that. 1630 01:14:58.479 --> 01:15:01.399 I mean it was like kind of if Superman looked 1631 01:15:01.439 --> 01:15:05.399 like Kingson, that would be or any one of us 1632 01:15:05.439 --> 01:15:07.800 really be real It's sad. 1633 01:15:08.279 --> 01:15:12.279 That would recapture it would reintroduce me to it, would 1634 01:15:12.479 --> 01:15:14.920 it would? It would interest me again because I haven't 1635 01:15:14.920 --> 01:15:16.199 been interested in Superman for a while. 1636 01:15:17.039 --> 01:15:20.720 Is that if I was gonna ask where that when 1637 01:15:20.720 --> 01:15:21.359 that movie's coming? 1638 01:15:21.960 --> 01:15:22.359 When is it? 1639 01:15:22.359 --> 01:15:23.880 It has to be the couple months of a month, 1640 01:15:25.680 --> 01:15:28.079 like a summer thing, right, it's at the month, and 1641 01:15:28.119 --> 01:15:30.039 I think the other one comes out the beginning of 1642 01:15:30.079 --> 01:15:30.479 next month. 1643 01:15:30.520 --> 01:15:32.319 Okay, let me check be fun. 1644 01:15:32.600 --> 01:15:33.680 I do want to see that, but I do want 1645 01:15:33.680 --> 01:15:36.159 to see it. It looks like it looks. 1646 01:15:35.920 --> 01:15:38.720 Cool, looks fun. The Superman looks it looks good. 1647 01:15:39.000 --> 01:15:42.119 It looks the only thing I wonder it looks like 1648 01:15:42.159 --> 01:15:43.239 they're introducing too much. 1649 01:15:43.840 --> 01:15:44.960 Yeah, it seems like a lot. 1650 01:15:45.279 --> 01:15:47.640 There's gonna be a lot dropped on people for the movie, 1651 01:15:47.640 --> 01:15:48.039 for sure. 1652 01:15:48.159 --> 01:15:49.720 It almost seems like they're trying to, you know, what 1653 01:15:49.760 --> 01:15:52.399 it looks like based on like the trailers that I'm saying. 1654 01:15:52.640 --> 01:15:54.680 It almost feels like, you know, when like a pilot 1655 01:15:54.720 --> 01:15:58.640 episode of a show happens and they're trying to kind 1656 01:15:58.640 --> 01:16:02.840 of like introduce you to every little facet of what 1657 01:16:02.960 --> 01:16:05.920 will eventually be. Yeah, that's kind of what it seems like, 1658 01:16:05.960 --> 01:16:08.720 where it's just like, here's what's that guy's name. 1659 01:16:08.840 --> 01:16:10.760 Mister Terrific is the guy's name. 1660 01:16:10.800 --> 01:16:13.119 Here's mister Driving, Here's Crypto the super Dog, here's the Androids, 1661 01:16:13.119 --> 01:16:17.399 here's the Fortune of South Dude, here girl fucking everybody. 1662 01:16:17.439 --> 01:16:21.079 And I'm like, brother, you don't you don't have to 1663 01:16:21.119 --> 01:16:24.840 catch up to Marvel, you don't that July July when 1664 01:16:26.079 --> 01:16:27.720 Fantastic or Superman. 1665 01:16:27.399 --> 01:16:30.439 Superman Fantastic four, it's I think sometime that month as well. 1666 01:16:31.119 --> 01:16:34.399 Probably. I don't think DC is like they're still trying 1667 01:16:34.399 --> 01:16:36.199 to catch up to Marvel's stupid. 1668 01:16:36.520 --> 01:16:38.319 I think he's trying to sow the roots of stuff 1669 01:16:38.399 --> 01:16:39.640 like that, where he's like, all right, this is all 1670 01:16:39.680 --> 01:16:40.960 going to be happening sooner or later. 1671 01:16:41.000 --> 01:16:42.239 I don't think you should do that. I think you 1672 01:16:42.279 --> 01:16:46.960 should worry about Superman end of the month. It's already. 1673 01:16:47.199 --> 01:16:49.000 I think it would be good. It's probably gonna be good. 1674 01:16:49.079 --> 01:16:49.920 I'm just kind of. 1675 01:16:49.880 --> 01:16:52.079 Like I'm happy Nathan Fillions of green Lands. 1676 01:16:52.119 --> 01:16:54.520 Every time I see that makes that is fun. Finally 1677 01:16:54.720 --> 01:16:57.319 I see too many things. The thing is like every 1678 01:16:57.319 --> 01:16:59.560 time I see like a lot of characters introduced into 1679 01:16:59.600 --> 01:17:01.600 like a trailer or something, and my brand immediately goes 1680 01:17:01.640 --> 01:17:03.399 to Spider Man three, you know what I mean, where 1681 01:17:03.439 --> 01:17:06.159 I'm like, you're juggling too many things here. 1682 01:17:06.319 --> 01:17:08.880 Well, Spider Man three could have worked if the director 1683 01:17:09.399 --> 01:17:12.479 knew who the fuck the characters were. That's the biggest mob. 1684 01:17:12.560 --> 01:17:15.960 We didn't know who the fuck man he was like venom, 1685 01:17:16.000 --> 01:17:17.600 like from a from a snake. 1686 01:17:18.960 --> 01:17:21.479 I'm sure he said those words actually when they birth 1687 01:17:21.520 --> 01:17:26.079 told about it, part of it, that's partly. Yeah, characters, 1688 01:17:26.079 --> 01:17:31.640 that is very true. Yes, that the cat. 1689 01:17:30.359 --> 01:17:35.720 Grace's Eddie Brock, Eddie Brock, Eddie Brock and Venom mean 1690 01:17:35.840 --> 01:17:36.960 nothing to say Ramy at all. 1691 01:17:37.079 --> 01:17:39.279 It's like so after his time, the. 1692 01:17:39.279 --> 01:17:43.119 Same way with the fucking multiverse Doctor Strange. What he 1693 01:17:43.199 --> 01:17:46.960 was probably like, oh yeah, I'm sure, but they're like, 1694 01:17:47.039 --> 01:17:48.600 you knows who, he knows who the character is. He's 1695 01:17:48.600 --> 01:17:50.760 probably like yeah, yeah. 1696 01:17:50.760 --> 01:17:52.720 He was probably like, oh sick, I like Doctor Strange. 1697 01:17:52.760 --> 01:17:54.119 I want to do another Doctor Strange woman. And then 1698 01:17:54.159 --> 01:17:55.600 they were like it's got to be a multi verse 1699 01:17:55.720 --> 01:17:58.960 and he was like He's like, fuck, okay, dor mamu 1700 01:17:59.199 --> 01:17:59.600 and then he. 1701 01:18:00.079 --> 01:18:03.840 Who mamo is like he does but that's that's doctor straight. Yeah. 1702 01:18:03.840 --> 01:18:07.039 If was he Okay, I don't know. I don't know 1703 01:18:07.039 --> 01:18:08.159 how big of a fan he was. I thought it 1704 01:18:08.159 --> 01:18:10.159 would be like surface level, not like, oh I read 1705 01:18:10.199 --> 01:18:12.479 Doctor Strange. I think he probably knows literally don't think 1706 01:18:12.840 --> 01:18:13.399 he is, But I. 1707 01:18:13.399 --> 01:18:15.119 Don't know if he's a classic comic book fan. I 1708 01:18:15.159 --> 01:18:17.199 think like, okay, if you're ask him about classic comics, 1709 01:18:17.199 --> 01:18:20.159 he'd probably tell you about like when characters were when 1710 01:18:20.199 --> 01:18:23.600 he was seven in the character for like fifteen years. 1711 01:18:23.640 --> 01:18:25.079 Maybe he knows. But but the. 1712 01:18:25.680 --> 01:18:28.079 Thing with that is like that movie, too was supposed 1713 01:18:28.079 --> 01:18:30.000 to come out. I think that and the Spider Man 1714 01:18:30.079 --> 01:18:33.760 movie we're supposed to come out like they were. They 1715 01:18:33.800 --> 01:18:36.239 were swapped in the order really, and so like they 1716 01:18:36.239 --> 01:18:39.600 had to rewrite ships on the movie because ships on 1717 01:18:39.640 --> 01:18:41.600 the movie, because like one came out after the other 1718 01:18:41.720 --> 01:18:46.079 or something, and so it was like, well, I guess 1719 01:18:46.079 --> 01:18:47.840 I'll give you fucking cool looking shit. 1720 01:18:48.079 --> 01:18:51.600 Like I'll give you a fucking music moment, a music part, 1721 01:18:51.800 --> 01:18:52.880 I guess, and that's it. 1722 01:18:53.279 --> 01:18:54.479 Yeah, I don't know. I like that. 1723 01:18:54.560 --> 01:18:56.680 I still like that movie the way it looks, but 1724 01:18:56.760 --> 01:18:58.279 like I could give a funk about what it seen. 1725 01:18:58.319 --> 01:18:59.680 I think the way it looks is really well. I 1726 01:18:59.720 --> 01:19:02.840 also some moments, but like it looks amazing. What was 1727 01:19:03.279 --> 01:19:05.239 crawling out of the fucking mirrors is so sick. It's 1728 01:19:05.319 --> 01:19:10.720 like the movie that me sorry, the series she was in. 1729 01:19:13.000 --> 01:19:13.880 I didn't see that ship. 1730 01:19:13.880 --> 01:19:15.399 I didn't watch that ship either, because. 1731 01:19:17.319 --> 01:19:20.199 I had no connection until the end of it. It 1732 01:19:20.239 --> 01:19:23.199 was like a really good like uh like sort of 1733 01:19:23.239 --> 01:19:26.199 like apparently each each each episode kind of represented the 1734 01:19:26.199 --> 01:19:28.439 era of like American television like a decade. 1735 01:19:28.560 --> 01:19:31.680 Sure, that was really cool, And I just don't like 1736 01:19:31.680 --> 01:19:34.560 that they did that. Man, they like for you to 1737 01:19:34.720 --> 01:19:37.079 truly appreciate this movie, you had to see that, and 1738 01:19:37.159 --> 01:19:38.520 I just had no interest in watching. 1739 01:19:38.680 --> 01:19:41.119 I have seen any of them. I haven't seen any 1740 01:19:41.119 --> 01:19:41.560 Disney play. 1741 01:19:41.600 --> 01:19:44.840 That's a problem with That's the problem with modern Marvel writing. 1742 01:19:44.960 --> 01:19:45.159 Now. 1743 01:19:45.199 --> 01:19:47.840 It's just like, because that movie, I maintained is like 1744 01:19:47.880 --> 01:19:51.439 a fun visual thing to watch, but like the ship 1745 01:19:51.479 --> 01:19:54.000 that you have to have seen to go into that 1746 01:19:54.039 --> 01:19:55.800 with any meaning is so stupid. 1747 01:19:56.039 --> 01:19:58.640 So like the fact the movie contradicts the end of 1748 01:19:58.680 --> 01:20:01.319 them like that kind of it just contradicts itself. It's 1749 01:20:01.359 --> 01:20:04.199 like Wanda went through all that shit and she's like, 1750 01:20:04.199 --> 01:20:06.239 all right, cool, I understand like the problems I had, 1751 01:20:06.239 --> 01:20:08.560 and I did some fun shit and I used vision 1752 01:20:08.600 --> 01:20:10.079 unincorrectly and that was all wrong. 1753 01:20:10.119 --> 01:20:11.199 And it's like, but. 1754 01:20:11.199 --> 01:20:15.399 Now kidnapps America immediately and then tries to use this 1755 01:20:15.520 --> 01:20:18.039 young person to do some function again, It's like, what 1756 01:20:18.119 --> 01:20:18.439 was her. 1757 01:20:18.439 --> 01:20:27.399 Arc then kidnaps America? Who did was she? Uh? In 1758 01:20:27.520 --> 01:20:30.239 that series, she like kind of understood the airs of 1759 01:20:30.239 --> 01:20:31.319 her ways in that series, she. 1760 01:20:31.279 --> 01:20:32.479 Still had a dark hole at the end of it, 1761 01:20:32.520 --> 01:20:34.880 but like she was you know, she wasn't a fucking 1762 01:20:34.920 --> 01:20:35.600 crazy person. 1763 01:20:35.640 --> 01:20:37.640 Well the child the movie was. 1764 01:20:37.800 --> 01:20:42.319 The movie simultaneously like requires the show but also ignores 1765 01:20:42.359 --> 01:20:45.800 it from what I heard, so like I don't know 1766 01:20:46.119 --> 01:20:49.119 who gives a ship yuh, poor Raimi Man like every 1767 01:20:49.119 --> 01:20:50.880 time he gets a movie, like the studios like, hey, 1768 01:20:50.880 --> 01:20:54.720 we're gonna fuck with this endlessly. Sorry, Oh hey, you 1769 01:20:54.760 --> 01:20:56.479 know this story that you agreed to, We're gonna have 1770 01:20:56.560 --> 01:20:58.840 to like completely redo it because like another movie's coming 1771 01:20:58.840 --> 01:20:59.239 out before. 1772 01:20:59.279 --> 01:21:03.159 Sorry, so insane. Yea, let him cook, just let him 1773 01:21:03.159 --> 01:21:04.960 do something for you. They need to just let them 1774 01:21:05.039 --> 01:21:07.520 see you, not like let them see you have like 1775 01:21:08.279 --> 01:21:10.399 they're definitely and them will be like the street level 1776 01:21:10.439 --> 01:21:14.000 people and they're on the shows and then let there 1777 01:21:14.079 --> 01:21:17.159 be movies do their own thing. That's it. Let them 1778 01:21:17.239 --> 01:21:19.680 like have separate spaces and it's a four to Spider 1779 01:21:19.720 --> 01:21:21.920 Man will be better on the show, but because of 1780 01:21:22.000 --> 01:21:23.760 him being Spider Man, he has to be in the movies. 1781 01:21:24.199 --> 01:21:26.520 So it's gonna lead to like these Avengers that could 1782 01:21:26.520 --> 01:21:29.239 be fun relatively, they could be pretty okay, but is good. 1783 01:21:29.319 --> 01:21:31.279 That's Spider Man game at fucking Disney. By the way, 1784 01:21:31.319 --> 01:21:32.760 that ride sucks. 1785 01:21:33.239 --> 01:21:33.800 The web thing. 1786 01:21:34.960 --> 01:21:36.439 Yeah, that that. 1787 01:21:36.439 --> 01:21:38.880 Fucking VR thing where you gotta do this and ship. 1788 01:21:39.600 --> 01:21:41.560 I couldn't believe how fucking wlame that was. 1789 01:21:42.640 --> 01:21:45.720 Jesus Christ, I haven't seen that. It's horrible. 1790 01:21:45.840 --> 01:21:47.359 I thought, I think it's fun, but it's not the 1791 01:21:47.359 --> 01:21:51.479 best ride. Well, no, it's no Guardians. It's no Guardians tower. 1792 01:21:51.920 --> 01:21:54.079 It's literally just a chair that goes up and down. 1793 01:21:54.199 --> 01:21:58.199 Like just compare its fine up and down. 1794 01:21:58.359 --> 01:22:00.359 I'd love to grab you and hold drive open. At 1795 01:22:00.359 --> 01:22:00.920 the top of it. 1796 01:22:00.880 --> 01:22:05.039 It's you panic, Here's I'm not going on the ride. 1797 01:22:05.119 --> 01:22:07.239 You know, Israel's almost here, right if we're gonna die 1798 01:22:07.319 --> 01:22:08.920 right looking at. 1799 01:22:08.880 --> 01:22:10.119 The top of that, you imagine being at the top 1800 01:22:10.119 --> 01:22:12.800 of that thing, and like tell it even then scene and. 1801 01:22:12.720 --> 01:22:15.720 You're you're because of the situation the bomb lands that 1802 01:22:15.800 --> 01:22:17.800 you get down there afterwards. 1803 01:22:17.319 --> 01:22:18.760 You can't even tell like what's part of the ride 1804 01:22:18.800 --> 01:22:21.720 or and then like the theme park staff has to 1805 01:22:21.720 --> 01:22:25.039 play it off where like it's a great ride. 1806 01:22:25.119 --> 01:22:25.319 Huh. 1807 01:22:27.960 --> 01:22:29.520 They all look like Gus friend. 1808 01:22:30.800 --> 01:22:34.479 The ethereal spinning flashlight rode in he says, what's up? 1809 01:22:34.520 --> 01:22:38.279 A dobo soison and onion powder what's something you saw 1810 01:22:38.399 --> 01:22:42.359 in any piece of media that so inaccurately represented something 1811 01:22:42.399 --> 01:22:44.640 you would be an expert in that it made you angry. 1812 01:22:45.199 --> 01:22:47.159 While playing the Last of Us part too, Mel tells 1813 01:22:47.199 --> 01:22:50.560 Abby she needs this. She needs sterile surgical equipment or 1814 01:22:50.720 --> 01:22:52.640 sterile surgical instruments. 1815 01:22:52.199 --> 01:22:53.079 From the hospital. 1816 01:22:53.279 --> 01:22:55.920 The problem is, given it was in an ambulance for 1817 01:22:55.920 --> 01:22:59.159 about twenty five years, none of that instrumentation would be sterile. 1818 01:22:59.840 --> 01:23:02.319 It has to be stored at sixty five degrees fairnhea 1819 01:23:02.359 --> 01:23:04.039 with a maximum of sixty percent humidity. 1820 01:23:04.159 --> 01:23:04.439 Source. 1821 01:23:04.479 --> 01:23:05.840 I work in the o R where we make fun 1822 01:23:05.880 --> 01:23:08.479 of penises. I knew they made fun of penises in there. 1823 01:23:08.520 --> 01:23:10.520 Man, Yeah, I would, I would say not. 1824 01:23:10.880 --> 01:23:12.640 That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. 1825 01:23:12.640 --> 01:23:14.840 I knew you did it. Like flick their balls too, 1826 01:23:15.359 --> 01:23:19.479 that's crazy, like powerful ball flicks. 1827 01:23:21.239 --> 01:23:23.439 Suo, s awake up with a ball flick. 1828 01:23:23.640 --> 01:23:27.039 Immediately, fucking like just wake up. Oh what's happening. 1829 01:23:27.479 --> 01:23:31.520 There's one I've swollen ball, like fucking fat ball. 1830 01:23:31.840 --> 01:23:33.079 Imbnoxious in my dream. 1831 01:23:36.680 --> 01:23:38.239 It's my tubby heart in my mind. 1832 01:23:39.720 --> 01:23:40.359 I'll tell you this. 1833 01:23:40.399 --> 01:23:42.159 I don't know if I have any examples of this 1834 01:23:42.199 --> 01:23:44.399 but I do have something where, like I remember watching 1835 01:23:45.159 --> 01:23:47.840 is an episode of Dexter, and there's an episode of that. 1836 01:23:48.000 --> 01:23:49.319 I'm sure I've brought this up on the show before 1837 01:23:49.359 --> 01:23:51.479 because it's one of my favorite things that I've ever seen. Yeah, 1838 01:23:51.479 --> 01:23:53.840 but there's an episode of Dexter that takes place in 1839 01:23:53.920 --> 01:23:56.079 like maybe two thousand and eight, two thousand and nine 1840 01:23:56.159 --> 01:23:57.840 or something. It was like when Dexter was out, I 1841 01:23:57.880 --> 01:24:01.720 don't remember when, maybe twenty ten, But he's playing He's 1842 01:24:01.720 --> 01:24:04.880 in his office and he's playing a Halo three on 1843 01:24:04.960 --> 01:24:08.439 a on a PC, which was impossible, but that's not 1844 01:24:08.520 --> 01:24:10.520 a big deal to me. The big thing was that 1845 01:24:10.560 --> 01:24:12.600 he was playing Halo three and his both of his 1846 01:24:12.680 --> 01:24:15.319 hands are on the on the on the fucking keyboard, 1847 01:24:16.720 --> 01:24:20.399 so like he's like moving and aiming with fucking buttons. 1848 01:24:21.520 --> 01:24:24.159 And then he remapped his keys, sir. 1849 01:24:24.560 --> 01:24:31.319 That is psycho No, But like, my favorite thing about 1850 01:24:31.319 --> 01:24:34.479 it is that like he's like he's given like a 1851 01:24:34.520 --> 01:24:38.039 monologue or something where like some guy walks in and 1852 01:24:38.039 --> 01:24:40.119 he goes, what are you doing in there? And he 1853 01:24:40.199 --> 01:24:43.000 goes and it cuts to the worst gameblay you've ever 1854 01:24:43.079 --> 01:24:49.520 seen of just like and it's like and it's like 1855 01:24:49.560 --> 01:24:53.159 just another dude in custom Games, dying in front of him, 1856 01:24:53.159 --> 01:24:54.960 not fighting back at all, and he looks at the 1857 01:24:54.960 --> 01:24:59.199 camera he goes winning, and I love it so much 1858 01:24:59.720 --> 01:25:03.399 because it's like it's not a big deal, but it's 1859 01:25:03.439 --> 01:25:05.359 so everything about it is wrong. 1860 01:25:05.399 --> 01:25:07.079 I love Dexter funny. 1861 01:25:07.119 --> 01:25:09.800 Would imagine Like the thing to me is like, imagine 1862 01:25:09.800 --> 01:25:13.399 caring enough about Halo three that you write it into 1863 01:25:13.439 --> 01:25:16.680 an episode of Dexter, right, and then you give no 1864 01:25:16.840 --> 01:25:20.680 way to act or no context of like what should 1865 01:25:20.760 --> 01:25:23.359 be happening or why it would be relevant, or like 1866 01:25:23.560 --> 01:25:25.079 how to make that come across. 1867 01:25:25.079 --> 01:25:25.399 Well. 1868 01:25:26.159 --> 01:25:29.439 It's such a strange choice, and there's a lot of 1869 01:25:29.439 --> 01:25:32.119 that in media too, Like I bro, I had no idea. 1870 01:25:32.159 --> 01:25:34.119 I'm watching Breaking Bad again. There's like they're just sitting 1871 01:25:34.119 --> 01:25:37.319 there watching Aquatine Hunger Force, like in the living room. 1872 01:25:38.720 --> 01:25:42.199 No Walt Juniors, Like I Swear to God in like 1873 01:25:42.239 --> 01:25:46.680 season two or something, Walt Junior is like all crippled 1874 01:25:46.680 --> 01:25:50.079 and like watching TV in the living room like this, 1875 01:25:50.600 --> 01:25:52.279 and he's like watching it and it's a Quateen Hunger 1876 01:25:52.279 --> 01:25:55.800 Force and Skyler comes in and doesn't care. 1877 01:25:56.439 --> 01:25:58.800 Was like, I love shake Well. That Yeah, that's the 1878 01:25:58.840 --> 01:26:01.640 thing it's like best. It's like wrote, like, of all 1879 01:26:01.680 --> 01:26:03.760 the shows to pick, like you could have chose anything, right, 1880 01:26:04.079 --> 01:26:07.399 then you choose like Aquatine Hunger Force, which is specifically 1881 01:26:07.479 --> 01:26:09.359 a show that I would imagine they would be like, 1882 01:26:09.560 --> 01:26:10.960 you can't watch that? 1883 01:26:11.720 --> 01:26:12.479 What are you doing? 1884 01:26:12.840 --> 01:26:13.039 Yeah? 1885 01:26:13.079 --> 01:26:16.079 That is kind of it's such a weird and I 1886 01:26:16.119 --> 01:26:17.880 know they play Sonic O six or something in it. 1887 01:26:18.039 --> 01:26:19.760 I think as well. I think I swear to God. 1888 01:26:19.800 --> 01:26:22.199 I think because there's well, there's a because there's a 1889 01:26:22.239 --> 01:26:24.640 scene in Jesse's house like game sucks Jesse. 1890 01:26:25.640 --> 01:26:27.279 I like Shadow of the Hedgehog more. 1891 01:26:29.199 --> 01:26:32.239 Kiss a human girl, mister Whitest. 1892 01:26:31.800 --> 01:26:39.600 The plot he's gay. You know he's gay, yo, bitch, 1893 01:26:40.439 --> 01:26:43.479 No sonic of mine is gay. I gotta go fast, Jesse. 1894 01:26:46.079 --> 01:26:48.920 He's not your sonic yo. He just starts eating them 1895 01:26:51.439 --> 01:26:51.840 how much? 1896 01:26:52.199 --> 01:26:53.359 Looks like before they die? 1897 01:26:54.439 --> 01:27:00.000 Eat? Yeah you eat med? Absolutely not, but can you 1898 01:27:00.000 --> 01:27:04.319 Walter White does go ask Walter you can eat diamonds? 1899 01:27:04.319 --> 01:27:09.119 Technically there, He's. 1900 01:27:09.000 --> 01:27:15.000 Gonna ask him This year fives and you wie meth 1901 01:27:15.079 --> 01:27:21.279 eating contests? Yeah, featuring them undisputed champion Walter White. 1902 01:27:21.199 --> 01:27:23.840 White and he's easy against that, Like, what is that 1903 01:27:23.880 --> 01:27:27.680 guy's name, like Takashi, What is Kobyashi? 1904 01:27:28.479 --> 01:27:28.720 That guy? 1905 01:27:28.840 --> 01:27:31.000 Like it's all the hot dogs and ship he has. 1906 01:27:31.199 --> 01:27:32.560 He has a low set tummy. 1907 01:27:32.640 --> 01:27:37.119 Literally but see Walter cheats because he uh he he 1908 01:27:37.520 --> 01:27:41.880 invented a teleporter in his stomach. That teleport, Like once 1909 01:27:41.920 --> 01:27:43.920 he's filled up, it teleports all the meth out. 1910 01:27:44.039 --> 01:27:52.800 He invented. Where does it go to space? That's phenomenal. 1911 01:27:53.840 --> 01:27:56.479 That's a that's it's a good idea, right, that's a 1912 01:27:56.479 --> 01:27:58.680 fantastic idea. It's a way to get rid of a 1913 01:27:58.720 --> 01:28:00.600 lot of a lot of tould get rid of a 1914 01:28:00.600 --> 01:28:05.000 lot of stuff. Yeah, like people. Oh so he just. 1915 01:28:04.880 --> 01:28:07.800 Likes to eat somebody in there gone, Yeah, bad Land 1916 01:28:07.920 --> 01:28:11.920 chugs a person away, Yeah, malfunction and then he's in space. 1917 01:28:13.960 --> 01:28:15.399 And then meth is just sitting there on Earth and 1918 01:28:15.520 --> 01:28:19.920 just falls to the ground. Anyway, is there anything like that? 1919 01:28:20.000 --> 01:28:21.760 Like you, I would imagine something like that would come 1920 01:28:21.760 --> 01:28:24.560 from like D and D's representation in like media or something. 1921 01:28:24.319 --> 01:28:28.680 Or characters the Indian General. Fucking yeah, I just I'm 1922 01:28:28.840 --> 01:28:32.119 I'm constantly riddled by that. Seeing people say Captain America 1923 01:28:32.119 --> 01:28:34.760 doesn't like mutants is one of my fucking biggest something oh. 1924 01:28:34.680 --> 01:28:35.520 You know what it is another thing. 1925 01:28:35.600 --> 01:28:37.159 I'm sure you could probably relate to this whenever, like 1926 01:28:37.159 --> 01:28:38.880 you see like a music video and they're clearly not 1927 01:28:39.960 --> 01:28:42.680 even attempting. It's like it's not even close to what 1928 01:28:42.720 --> 01:28:43.199 they're playing. 1929 01:28:44.119 --> 01:28:47.119 It's yeah, it's it's uh, it's crazy when when I 1930 01:28:47.199 --> 01:28:49.800 understand when like real musicians do it, they just don't 1931 01:28:49.800 --> 01:28:52.199 give a ship yeah different then it's then it's but 1932 01:28:52.279 --> 01:28:55.159 with people that don't play, it's like, damn they no 1933 01:28:55.199 --> 01:28:57.920 one even like showed you a chord, just like it 1934 01:28:58.079 --> 01:29:01.279 just just like in your playing something. 1935 01:29:01.640 --> 01:29:03.800 Because most people can get fooled. I've done that before. 1936 01:29:04.039 --> 01:29:06.880 When I was younger, I did a karaoke thing and 1937 01:29:06.920 --> 01:29:10.239 I pretended to play Toxicity with my buddies, and there 1938 01:29:10.239 --> 01:29:11.640 were people like, damn, were you really? I didn't know 1939 01:29:11.640 --> 01:29:14.000 how to fucking play Toxicity at that point. I never 1940 01:29:14.079 --> 01:29:16.199 learned it, yeah, but I was like I just kind 1941 01:29:16.239 --> 01:29:18.199 of had an idea of what it might be, and 1942 01:29:18.199 --> 01:29:19.760 people thought I could play it, and I was like, 1943 01:29:19.840 --> 01:29:24.039 if you just at least try, yeah, but they're just like, oh, 1944 01:29:24.399 --> 01:29:27.880 like like jacking the ship their hands like this, and 1945 01:29:27.920 --> 01:29:30.560 they're just like you can't even just like just do 1946 01:29:30.720 --> 01:29:32.920 just one, just one. Just do like any kind of 1947 01:29:32.960 --> 01:29:35.159 like any anything that's different. 1948 01:29:35.359 --> 01:29:37.560 Yeah, move it up like if the if the if 1949 01:29:37.600 --> 01:29:38.960 the notes get higher, and move it up, even if 1950 01:29:38.960 --> 01:29:40.920 it's not even if it's not right, it doesn't have. 1951 01:29:40.960 --> 01:29:43.119 To be right, just it can. Just you hear it 1952 01:29:43.159 --> 01:29:44.760 going higher. Just try to go high and go the 1953 01:29:44.800 --> 01:29:45.840 people will be like, oh cool. 1954 01:29:46.079 --> 01:29:47.880 And it blows my mind that people just kind of 1955 01:29:47.920 --> 01:29:49.600 don't like I mean, I get it, it's not like 1956 01:29:50.199 --> 01:29:51.600 but it reminds me of a little bit of like 1957 01:29:51.600 --> 01:29:52.680 what we were talking about. 1958 01:29:52.520 --> 01:29:54.800 In a previous episode about like puppets. 1959 01:29:54.319 --> 01:29:58.600 Like oh yeah, the down speaking when. 1960 01:29:58.399 --> 01:29:59.399 The lips are closed. 1961 01:29:59.720 --> 01:30:02.920 It's like, brother, it's like it feels natural to clamp down. 1962 01:30:02.960 --> 01:30:04.279 It's exactly wrong. 1963 01:30:05.319 --> 01:30:07.960 It's exactly like martial arts videos. But people are like 1964 01:30:07.960 --> 01:30:11.520 doing like fucking mma fight fights whatever. Kicked in ahead 1965 01:30:11.560 --> 01:30:13.479 and they're like geting, get right back up, and it's 1966 01:30:13.520 --> 01:30:17.680 like that person's turned off. You're not getting Look, a 1967 01:30:17.800 --> 01:30:22.359 kick to the head in almost any context means you're 1968 01:30:22.359 --> 01:30:25.199 going to sleep, you know, because you've been kicked in 1969 01:30:25.239 --> 01:30:28.199 the head. Listen, listen, we should try to we should 1970 01:30:29.520 --> 01:30:30.279 let me get a running head. 1971 01:30:30.319 --> 01:30:35.880 Start to start the fucking roundhouse kick and I have 1972 01:30:35.920 --> 01:30:41.199 to stay away awake, and if you do, I'll just 1973 01:30:41.239 --> 01:30:43.319 give you a handshake. That's that's that's what you want. 1974 01:30:43.479 --> 01:30:48.119 That's where you win a high five. Yeah, you maintain 1975 01:30:48.279 --> 01:30:50.840 consciousness while getting kicked at the back of the head. 1976 01:30:50.680 --> 01:30:51.960 With you with someone shins. 1977 01:30:53.119 --> 01:30:55.159 If you guys want to see like a really hilarious 1978 01:30:55.239 --> 01:30:58.720 fight that uh, go watch Fast and Furious five, or 1979 01:30:58.720 --> 01:31:01.880 at least go watch the scene with Vin Diesel and 1980 01:31:02.000 --> 01:31:05.439 Uh and the rock fighting. It's so funny because after 1981 01:31:05.479 --> 01:31:08.079 all the crazy shit that happens to them, there's not 1982 01:31:08.159 --> 01:31:11.520 a scratch on them. They crashed through wall, they crashed 1983 01:31:11.520 --> 01:31:15.000 through a fucking window. They're punching the ship out of 1984 01:31:15.000 --> 01:31:17.920 each other, and they're like perfect. I think there might 1985 01:31:17.920 --> 01:31:19.960 be a drop of blood on one of them, maybe, 1986 01:31:20.600 --> 01:31:23.960 but like that's it's just so it's so fucking. 1987 01:31:23.640 --> 01:31:26.439 Stupid, Like I love But that's why I like those movies. 1988 01:31:26.600 --> 01:31:31.000 I understand the car people are mad they theyre franchise disappeared, 1989 01:31:31.560 --> 01:31:35.680 but I don't like cars coming when they finally I'm 1990 01:31:35.760 --> 01:31:37.199 assuming it's gonna be next year. 1991 01:31:37.840 --> 01:31:38.439 That makes sense. 1992 01:31:39.520 --> 01:31:42.560 It's been us whatever it was Me and Jojo saw 1993 01:31:42.600 --> 01:31:44.680 it Joja and I have seen the last two in. 1994 01:31:44.680 --> 01:31:47.720 Theater, and I saw the last one in theaters. 1995 01:31:47.760 --> 01:31:49.640 People were people were looking at me because I was 1996 01:31:49.680 --> 01:31:52.760 laughing too hard for the nine. They're like, they're like, 1997 01:31:52.800 --> 01:31:54.840 I was like, they're like watching it seriously, and I'm 1998 01:31:54.920 --> 01:31:58.920 laughing because I'm like, I'm looking at people like you, guys, 1999 01:31:58.960 --> 01:32:00.840 how do you How are you guys laughing? This is 2000 01:32:00.880 --> 01:32:02.039 so stupid. It's great. 2001 01:32:02.359 --> 01:32:04.359 It's not funny, Derek. It's a real fucking franchise. 2002 01:32:04.439 --> 01:32:07.279 I don't those people. Are Those people scare me. They're like, 2003 01:32:07.279 --> 01:32:09.600 you're watching a Fast and Furious movie, like seriously, and 2004 01:32:09.640 --> 01:32:18.439 you're just like, huh oh oh oh, it's so dumb, 2005 01:32:18.760 --> 01:32:22.520 like it's it's I'm not trying to be obnoxious. It's 2006 01:32:22.560 --> 01:32:24.800 actually funny to me. Yeah. 2007 01:32:24.840 --> 01:32:30.520 Oh whoa the ethereal Oh oh, the ethereal spinning flashlight again. 2008 01:32:31.319 --> 01:32:32.840 Oh oh, Okay, I. 2009 01:32:32.760 --> 01:32:35.000 Didn't realize this when iow real I didn't realize this 2010 01:32:35.039 --> 01:32:36.399 when I chose this. But this is a good question, 2011 01:32:36.439 --> 01:32:38.880 and ironically, you're gonna be black listed for the next 2012 01:32:38.920 --> 01:32:43.880 several episodes because I've read you twice now. Sorry, sorry, bitch, 2013 01:32:44.119 --> 01:32:45.880 but he says, what's up? Charlie Pimm and mister Frog. 2014 01:32:45.880 --> 01:32:48.119 I come bearing news and begging for advice. I want 2015 01:32:48.199 --> 01:32:49.680 to ask you all how to make friends when movie 2016 01:32:49.720 --> 01:32:52.319 to a new state. Derek's co worker advice worked a 2017 01:32:52.319 --> 01:32:55.439 little too well, and while bar hopping for my birthday 2018 01:32:55.439 --> 01:32:58.800 on June fourteenth, I hooked up with one of my coworkers. Oh, 2019 01:32:58.840 --> 01:33:01.399 and now she's my girlfriend. How do I successfully date 2020 01:33:01.439 --> 01:33:02.239 one of my co workers? 2021 01:33:04.239 --> 01:33:04.960 It's your fault. 2022 01:33:05.000 --> 01:33:09.399 Now you guys are now dating. Well, look, it's only 2023 01:33:09.399 --> 01:33:13.199 a problem if she sucks. Yeah, I mean, just keep 2024 01:33:13.239 --> 01:33:15.600 it quiet, don't let nobody know. Yeah, if she if 2025 01:33:15.640 --> 01:33:16.359 she fucking does. 2026 01:33:16.640 --> 01:33:20.079 I have direct experience with this. My girlfriend at my job. 2027 01:33:21.279 --> 01:33:25.039 Uh, were you dating while you're working together? Did they know? Yeah? 2028 01:33:25.079 --> 01:33:28.880 Eventually are you allowed to technically if you're if you're superior, 2029 01:33:28.960 --> 01:33:29.439 it's not. Yes. 2030 01:33:30.199 --> 01:33:31.760 Promoted a data manager. 2031 01:33:31.840 --> 01:33:33.640 Yeah, I'm not promoted. If I would have, you know 2032 01:33:33.720 --> 01:33:36.000 what I mean, kept working, there would have been a problem. 2033 01:33:36.479 --> 01:33:37.680 I left when I got promoted. 2034 01:33:37.720 --> 01:33:41.359 So people do that ship either, Like, it's only a 2035 01:33:41.399 --> 01:33:45.840 problem when there's an obvious power power dynamic, obvious right, right, 2036 01:33:45.880 --> 01:33:48.439 Like if there's a manager that likes Starbucks, I guess 2037 01:33:48.439 --> 01:33:50.159 you know like there's some people like you. Guys are 2038 01:33:50.199 --> 01:33:52.640 around maybe even the same age or whatever. One person 2039 01:33:52.720 --> 01:33:54.680 just gotten the manager because they were there longer, or 2040 01:33:54.680 --> 01:33:56.439 they're just more experienced. And then you'll start dat no 2041 01:33:56.439 --> 01:33:58.199 one gives a ship. Yeah, was about to lens at 2042 01:33:58.239 --> 01:33:58.560 my job. 2043 01:33:58.640 --> 01:34:03.000 My up, we'll see there there you go. Yeah, yeah, 2044 01:34:03.279 --> 01:34:05.680 I don't like I said that. That felt like you 2045 01:34:05.720 --> 01:34:08.359 were genuine. So my grandpa would have you said and 2046 01:34:08.479 --> 01:34:09.399 told me not to say. 2047 01:34:09.520 --> 01:34:10.159 I didn't hear you. 2048 01:34:10.239 --> 01:34:11.279 I call them hens. 2049 01:34:11.520 --> 01:34:14.760 You call them hens. Yeah, we're raised by a old person. 2050 01:34:15.720 --> 01:34:20.560 Uh was it family guy talking about the view and 2051 01:34:20.560 --> 01:34:24.600 they're just like laid egg. I thought that was so funny. 2052 01:34:25.680 --> 01:34:26.960 Yeah, everyone has job a job. 2053 01:34:27.000 --> 01:34:29.079 Was hell such a honeymooner, as asked Joe. 2054 01:34:29.560 --> 01:34:32.119 Relics relic but it's still word. 2055 01:34:32.199 --> 01:34:35.119 But yeah, just make your pre professional obviously, don't bring 2056 01:34:35.159 --> 01:34:37.399 your job bullshit or work bullshit at home. They'll bring 2057 01:34:37.439 --> 01:34:41.159 your home bullshit to work and that's the biggest You. 2058 01:34:41.159 --> 01:34:41.680 Should be fine. 2059 01:34:41.720 --> 01:34:44.640 Yeah, don't worry about congrats though, Yeah congrats. 2060 01:34:44.880 --> 01:34:47.359 I mean that's it's the easy it's the literally the 2061 01:34:47.439 --> 01:34:50.560 easies that are literally spends so much time but work 2062 01:34:50.600 --> 01:34:53.199 he spends you spend Everybody spends way too much time 2063 01:34:53.199 --> 01:34:55.800 at work. That's the problem of society. Spend way too 2064 01:34:55.880 --> 01:34:59.760 much time. People spend ten plus hours away from home 2065 01:34:59.800 --> 01:35:02.159 to be at work because of commuting and everything like that. 2066 01:35:02.239 --> 01:35:04.600 So yeah, that's why there's even the whole joke. And 2067 01:35:04.640 --> 01:35:07.159 people need to be careful of having their office wives 2068 01:35:07.199 --> 01:35:09.520 and their office husbands because a lot of times it 2069 01:35:09.520 --> 01:35:12.479 actually develops into something real and they cheat on their 2070 01:35:12.520 --> 01:35:15.079 actual spouses because they spend more time with them. 2071 01:35:15.159 --> 01:35:16.479 Well, their actual spouse ain't ship. 2072 01:35:17.239 --> 01:35:22.600 I mean, that's true. They become not ship and then 2073 01:35:22.640 --> 01:35:25.640 they well maybe they don't even leave them. That's the problem. 2074 01:35:25.960 --> 01:35:28.760 They try to juggle. Bull don't do that, sir. If 2075 01:35:28.800 --> 01:35:29.840 you have a if you already have. 2076 01:35:29.760 --> 01:35:33.960 A Caribbean man, Brott, there's no way, there's no reason 2077 01:35:34.039 --> 01:35:38.439 that hat Caribbean men are forces to be. 2078 01:35:38.920 --> 01:35:42.119 How do you do? I am so tired just doing 2079 01:35:42.159 --> 01:35:44.760 what we do and having a wife and everything like that, 2080 01:35:44.880 --> 01:35:47.720 trying to maintain the apartment and stuff. And then they 2081 01:35:47.760 --> 01:35:53.479 have another fucking family on top of that than a boyfriend. 2082 01:35:51.119 --> 01:35:57.840 And how does Jamaican man have a family of five, 2083 01:35:58.479 --> 01:36:03.000 an extra wife, two boyfriends and a part time job. 2084 01:36:03.119 --> 01:36:06.760 It's like, what do you do? And everyone's happy. I don't. 2085 01:36:07.039 --> 01:36:07.960 I'm legitimate. 2086 01:36:07.960 --> 01:36:11.079 It's so expensive too. I couldn't. That's the thing that 2087 01:36:11.119 --> 01:36:14.359 I don't understand, not that I know, I mean, is 2088 01:36:14.399 --> 01:36:14.920 in your blood? 2089 01:36:15.600 --> 01:36:15.800 It is. 2090 01:36:16.000 --> 01:36:19.359 I can feel myself fighting at castle, actually. 2091 01:36:19.319 --> 01:36:23.000 Just getting married and shoot, shoot is your happy? You're 2092 01:36:23.039 --> 01:36:25.039 like you said it now this girl, like things are 2093 01:36:25.039 --> 01:36:27.680 good and you're like fuck you immediately start thinking about 2094 01:36:27.680 --> 01:36:32.159 like I need another family. I need, I need I 2095 01:36:32.199 --> 01:36:35.039 need several other women right now. Woman, I don't know why. 2096 01:36:35.079 --> 01:36:42.560 I'm damn blood. Start hearing like I've tried in your brain. 2097 01:36:44.680 --> 01:36:49.159 God, damn it, sweating at night next to your wife. 2098 01:36:49.159 --> 01:36:51.880 He's like, what's wrong? You never get it? 2099 01:36:52.119 --> 01:36:54.640 Daddy Yankee, Daddy Yankee made me do it? 2100 01:36:55.000 --> 01:36:58.479 He did. Hey, man, I couldn't imagine having I couldn't 2101 01:36:58.520 --> 01:36:59.039 try to get. 2102 01:36:58.880 --> 01:36:59.960 Blood transfusions to count. 2103 01:37:00.199 --> 01:37:02.560 You try to get it and it's still somehow comes back. 2104 01:37:02.439 --> 01:37:04.319 And it's better now that I got in my blood transfusions. 2105 01:37:04.319 --> 01:37:06.960 I get it from a from a German guy, which 2106 01:37:06.960 --> 01:37:09.039 is why I'm starting to really not like Jewish people. 2107 01:37:09.640 --> 01:37:15.000 German. Well, he just developed the plan there. He did 2108 01:37:15.039 --> 01:37:21.159 the big reveal there introducing by fucking lines, the Austrians, 2109 01:37:21.159 --> 01:37:23.560 every German little But what I mean, it's like, it's 2110 01:37:23.560 --> 01:37:27.000 like French and Belgium, Belgium, Belgium, Belgium. 2111 01:37:27.199 --> 01:37:28.119 I think it's Belgium. 2112 01:37:28.760 --> 01:37:30.279 Why does it sound wrong to me? I know what 2113 01:37:30.279 --> 01:37:31.520 you mean. It is Belgium. 2114 01:37:31.560 --> 01:37:33.039 I know what you means because I also feel like 2115 01:37:33.039 --> 01:37:35.079 it's wrong. But I know it's right, it is bel. 2116 01:37:35.239 --> 01:37:36.680 But it sounds fucking awful. 2117 01:37:36.760 --> 01:37:39.119 That's a That's that's a country, right, Belgium the country. 2118 01:37:39.439 --> 01:37:43.159 What do they call you think? Well, Brussels, Belgium, Brussels, Brussels. 2119 01:37:43.199 --> 01:37:45.760 I'm just saying Brussels is in Belgium. What I hate that. 2120 01:37:46.159 --> 01:37:48.520 Babies from Brussels are called Brussels sprouts. 2121 01:37:48.600 --> 01:37:52.159 Yeah, but yeah, they speak fucking that's For the longest 2122 01:37:52.159 --> 01:37:54.640 time I thought Juan calle van Dam was French's fucking Belgium. 2123 01:37:55.199 --> 01:37:56.239 I thought he was French. 2124 01:37:57.119 --> 01:38:02.960 Europeans are just like European interesting break is they're all 2125 01:38:03.079 --> 01:38:05.840 just like the same but not, and then they argue 2126 01:38:05.840 --> 01:38:08.079 how not the same? They even know they're so the same, 2127 01:38:08.479 --> 01:38:10.399 and it's like, what what is going on to me? 2128 01:38:10.399 --> 01:38:12.119 If you speak the same language, I'm. 2129 01:38:12.039 --> 01:38:14.640 Like shut the fuck up, Like, yeah, you got relax, 2130 01:38:15.439 --> 01:38:19.640 Belgian whatever the frenchy you frog bitch, pussy frog bitch, 2131 01:38:19.720 --> 01:38:24.760 pussy you frog slut. You're smell like pitch. Fuck you, 2132 01:38:24.760 --> 01:38:29.520 you pitch frigging bitch. Leave Haiti alone. I guess Belgia 2133 01:38:29.560 --> 01:38:31.640 at least is probably clean or something. But I know, 2134 01:38:31.720 --> 01:38:34.199 wasn't it full of ghettos back in the day? Belgium? Yeah, 2135 01:38:34.199 --> 01:38:37.760 I think they, Like I thought it was just all waffles. 2136 01:38:37.800 --> 01:38:41.199 I think I think that the country is one giants, so. 2137 01:38:41.239 --> 01:38:43.520 Much of pocket. It's just a bunch of cubicles. Basically 2138 01:38:44.880 --> 01:38:45.600 they lived. 2139 01:38:45.399 --> 01:38:47.840 In waffles and then when it rained they get called 2140 01:38:47.840 --> 01:38:49.600 it the syrups. 2141 01:38:49.800 --> 01:38:49.960 Yeah. 2142 01:38:50.239 --> 01:38:58.479 Yeah, like the cubicles would flood with syrup rain last night, 2143 01:38:59.319 --> 01:39:02.399 diabetics and sludh. 2144 01:39:01.600 --> 01:39:04.840 That'd be terrifying. You're sleeping and you wake up and 2145 01:39:04.840 --> 01:39:06.640 you put your feet in your fucking floor and like, 2146 01:39:06.680 --> 01:39:08.560 wait a minute, is sir up all right to leave? 2147 01:39:08.600 --> 01:39:10.239 My ome? Country was getting too fat. 2148 01:39:12.239 --> 01:39:14.319 Yeah, we're trying to get two quick ones out and 2149 01:39:14.319 --> 01:39:15.640 then we'll start on the credits. 2150 01:39:16.000 --> 01:39:16.680 My leege. 2151 01:39:17.079 --> 01:39:21.520 A second dragon has hit the spires with hurricane season 2152 01:39:21.560 --> 01:39:24.640 approaching the south. Well, that's the guy's name by the way, 2153 01:39:24.760 --> 01:39:27.239 but he says with hurricane season approaching, the South is 2154 01:39:27.279 --> 01:39:30.399 preparing to face the onslaught of hurricanes, floods, and tornadoes, 2155 01:39:30.439 --> 01:39:33.840 along with many surprises the waters will bring out of 2156 01:39:33.840 --> 01:39:35.680 sheer luck. My home wasn't directly hit for the last 2157 01:39:35.680 --> 01:39:37.439 two years, but this year might be different. What's the 2158 01:39:37.479 --> 01:39:40.000 worst natural disaster you've directly experienced. 2159 01:39:40.760 --> 01:39:45.760 I've been pretty fortunate, like just big earthquakes that didn't 2160 01:39:46.159 --> 01:39:49.439 destroy any of my property. Yeah, so that's the worst 2161 01:39:49.439 --> 01:39:49.640 of it. 2162 01:39:50.239 --> 01:39:52.319 I went to a Joel ostein live show once. 2163 01:39:54.319 --> 01:39:58.840 Disaster. It felt like one hurricane Hurricane Sandy go. Yeah. 2164 01:39:58.880 --> 01:40:02.279 I went crazy. I was like seven or something or 2165 01:40:02.520 --> 01:40:04.199 eight or something. I had no choice. 2166 01:40:04.199 --> 01:40:06.199 I didn't. I wasn't like, yeah, let me get tickets. 2167 01:40:07.359 --> 01:40:08.439 He's like a family trip. 2168 01:40:08.680 --> 01:40:09.880 It was like a My. 2169 01:40:09.880 --> 01:40:13.000 Extended family is quite religious and so my parents are 2170 01:40:13.079 --> 01:40:14.479 less so. But like that was back when they were 2171 01:40:14.520 --> 01:40:16.920 kind of like more I don't know if it's it 2172 01:40:16.960 --> 01:40:18.680 was a facade necessarily. I just think they were just 2173 01:40:18.720 --> 01:40:20.399 more casual about it. But they're like, all right, I 2174 01:40:20.399 --> 01:40:22.000 guess I don't know where invited this thing will go. 2175 01:40:22.840 --> 01:40:25.239 And I was just stuck there in Madison Square Garden. 2176 01:40:25.279 --> 01:40:29.239 I think I would kill myself listening to some smiley 2177 01:40:29.279 --> 01:40:30.560 guy telling me to be happy. 2178 01:40:30.680 --> 01:40:31.119 He's crazy. 2179 01:40:31.239 --> 01:40:34.600 Learn how to give me your money. God's gonna love you. 2180 01:40:35.119 --> 01:40:40.279 Say amen right now, nigga see amen? 2181 01:40:40.479 --> 01:40:46.159 Currently Amen, Lord and your wife smiling. He was always smiling. 2182 01:40:46.159 --> 01:40:48.079 Like where he's like, there's always the Lord's got something 2183 01:40:48.079 --> 01:40:51.119 for you today. Let me say that again. Amen, Amen, 2184 01:40:52.520 --> 01:40:53.520 He's got something for you today. 2185 01:40:53.520 --> 01:40:55.319 I'm gonna lock people out of my megachurch in the 2186 01:40:55.359 --> 01:40:56.159 middle of a hurricane. 2187 01:40:56.279 --> 01:40:58.560 I'm jell yeah, No. 2188 01:40:58.680 --> 01:41:01.800 Honestly, I I the worst natural disaster that I can 2189 01:41:01.840 --> 01:41:04.760 think of that I remember. Honestly, I don't know if 2190 01:41:04.800 --> 01:41:06.600 it was a natural disaster, but like the fucking that 2191 01:41:06.680 --> 01:41:09.720 weather was crazy in Kansas, man, like that we hit 2192 01:41:09.760 --> 01:41:13.960 a wall of rain that was unreal. But I guess 2193 01:41:14.199 --> 01:41:17.079 I haven't really experienced any like for me, it's Sandy. 2194 01:41:17.399 --> 01:41:19.439 Sandy was nothing though Sandy. 2195 01:41:19.239 --> 01:41:21.319 Was like the whoa, no Sandy, like that Sandy hook 2196 01:41:22.319 --> 01:41:22.800 you were there? 2197 01:41:23.079 --> 01:41:25.920 That was not was that? Did they did they capture 2198 01:41:25.920 --> 01:41:27.640 the wrong guy? I was not a second tutor at all. 2199 01:41:29.319 --> 01:41:31.680 But there was Hurricane Sandy happen in New York like 2200 01:41:31.760 --> 01:41:33.359 two thy well, thirteen fourteen. 2201 01:41:33.119 --> 01:41:34.920 It was like twenty eleven, I think, was it really? 2202 01:41:35.399 --> 01:41:37.239 I think eleven or twelve was one of those. It 2203 01:41:37.239 --> 01:41:38.039 wasn't thirteen or fourteen. 2204 01:41:38.079 --> 01:41:39.319 I was in high school, so I'm pretty sure. 2205 01:41:39.359 --> 01:41:41.600 Yeah, But like I do remember, like the meme that 2206 01:41:41.640 --> 01:41:43.239 was going around. I saw, I saw it shared all 2207 01:41:43.319 --> 01:41:45.279 all over the place on Facebook where it's like we're 2208 01:41:45.279 --> 01:41:48.720 trying to re like rebuilding after the aftermath, and it 2209 01:41:48.800 --> 01:41:52.399 was like a lawn chair fallen over or whatever. 2210 01:41:52.359 --> 01:41:55.039 Because it was so nothing, but it destroyed a lot of. 2211 01:41:55.119 --> 01:41:57.039 It was in Jersey was bad. The Jersey by the 2212 01:41:57.039 --> 01:41:57.760 shore was fucked. 2213 01:41:57.760 --> 01:42:00.800 Well, I know it fucked Atlanta City, I know fucked. Uh. 2214 01:42:01.239 --> 01:42:03.479 South Street Seaport got sucked by it. 2215 01:42:03.920 --> 01:42:06.000 But like over the Coney Island, I think got sucked 2216 01:42:06.000 --> 01:42:06.239 by it. 2217 01:42:06.239 --> 01:42:08.439 I think as well get fun by everything. 2218 01:42:08.520 --> 01:42:09.199 Dude. 2219 01:42:09.119 --> 01:42:11.640 Ye, hell, that's that's where the devil is. 2220 01:42:11.640 --> 01:42:13.439 I'm sure, but I know I've been to Cony Island, 2221 01:42:13.439 --> 01:42:15.119 but I can't remember if. I don't know if that's. 2222 01:42:14.960 --> 01:42:17.720 Actually the date co Island once it does it? Did 2223 01:42:17.760 --> 01:42:20.159 they ever like renovate it or anything? Now? 2224 01:42:20.239 --> 01:42:22.920 I think it's all like lined card board? 2225 01:42:23.000 --> 01:42:28.079 Is it? All my only my only images of Coney 2226 01:42:28.159 --> 01:42:32.199 Island is the movie The Warriors when they end up 2227 01:42:32.199 --> 01:42:33.600 at the Cony Island at the very end of it. It 2228 01:42:33.600 --> 01:42:36.159 looks better and it looks better than it does that okay, 2229 01:42:36.359 --> 01:42:37.880 because that's it. I just think of it looking like that. 2230 01:42:37.960 --> 01:42:42.479 I'm likely good part about Nathan's about Corny Island was late. 2231 01:42:42.399 --> 01:42:44.680 M I've actually that I've heard you have heard good 2232 01:42:44.680 --> 01:42:46.600 things about but that's so funny. 2233 01:42:46.600 --> 01:42:49.520 I wanted a date there. The date was terrible. I 2234 01:42:49.560 --> 01:42:50.880 got no pussy at the end of it, so I 2235 01:42:50.920 --> 01:42:52.600 was really mad and I had to face. 2236 01:42:52.640 --> 01:42:54.119 Was that why it was terrible? Or was it U 2237 01:42:54.479 --> 01:42:54.920 just terrible? 2238 01:42:55.199 --> 01:42:57.520 She just wasn't she was just some fucking, some fucking 2239 01:42:57.560 --> 01:43:02.439 tola bitch because that was my type for still yeah, 2240 01:43:02.560 --> 01:43:04.119 and I was just like, oh, I'm just gonna go 2241 01:43:04.119 --> 01:43:04.760 here with this girl. 2242 01:43:04.880 --> 01:43:05.479 We went there. 2243 01:43:05.840 --> 01:43:07.399 She did not suck my dick. 2244 01:43:07.640 --> 01:43:08.479 That was blame. 2245 01:43:08.720 --> 01:43:11.880 She did not. It was not nice. We went on 2246 01:43:11.880 --> 01:43:13.520 the rides I did not like. We went on the 2247 01:43:13.560 --> 01:43:16.239 fucking scream machine thing, had a terrible time, tried to 2248 01:43:16.279 --> 01:43:17.359 not cry while I was on the date. 2249 01:43:17.439 --> 01:43:20.239 Really cool, and then uh, why what'd you do? 2250 01:43:20.319 --> 01:43:22.680 I'm terrif the scream machine. Those just scare the funk 2251 01:43:22.680 --> 01:43:25.239 out of me. I'm trying to be fucking cool composed 2252 01:43:25.239 --> 01:43:28.880 while I'm fucking having a panic attack because for some reason, 2253 01:43:28.920 --> 01:43:31.319 I'm like, all right cool. Afterwards, she was like, yeah, 2254 01:43:31.319 --> 01:43:34.000 I'll call you, and I was like, really, bitch, you 2255 01:43:34.000 --> 01:43:36.880 call me. I came all the way from fucking upstate 2256 01:43:36.960 --> 01:43:37.279 to this and. 2257 01:43:37.399 --> 01:43:38.840 You're gonna suck this. That's crazy. 2258 01:43:39.319 --> 01:43:41.880 To go from where you were to to Coney Island 2259 01:43:41.920 --> 01:43:44.680 is actually insane under no circumstances. 2260 01:43:44.720 --> 01:43:45.960 When I definitely work. 2261 01:43:46.119 --> 01:43:49.600 That's like a girlfriend date. Yeah, it was the city. 2262 01:43:49.600 --> 01:43:51.079 It was like it was our first date, but it 2263 01:43:51.119 --> 01:43:52.600 was like, I don't know, and it just didn't work 2264 01:43:52.600 --> 01:43:53.079 out from there. 2265 01:43:53.600 --> 01:43:54.680 I didn't see her after that. 2266 01:43:55.159 --> 01:43:56.560 I saw her like one or two times. It just 2267 01:43:56.680 --> 01:43:57.319 didn't work out. 2268 01:43:57.439 --> 01:44:01.359 Still didn't get busy either. No, that's great, damn fucking loser, 2269 01:44:01.359 --> 01:44:03.439 piece of shit call her up and yelled her you 2270 01:44:03.439 --> 01:44:04.560 should call her up now on the show. 2271 01:44:04.640 --> 01:44:06.840 You still have her number? I do probably I probably 2272 01:44:06.840 --> 01:44:07.560 have a phone number. 2273 01:44:08.159 --> 01:44:09.399 I mean, why she has at least to. 2274 01:44:09.640 --> 01:44:12.159 You, Stiel, like she answers, you stupid bitch. You never 2275 01:44:12.199 --> 01:44:15.880 give it like you start with that though. She literally 2276 01:44:15.920 --> 01:44:17.680 was like I tried to six things. You fucking ran off, 2277 01:44:17.800 --> 01:44:20.119 like remember that part, And I'm like, wait, maybe that 2278 01:44:20.239 --> 01:44:22.880 might have happened. Maybe I might have ran off. Actually 2279 01:44:22.920 --> 01:44:26.640 you ran off man into the woods, into the ocean. 2280 01:44:26.640 --> 01:44:29.760 I jumped into the ocean and started sucking trail blazing 2281 01:44:29.800 --> 01:44:30.720 through the water. Back up. 2282 01:44:30.800 --> 01:44:33.199 You you dive into the you drive into the fucking 2283 01:44:33.239 --> 01:44:34.920 East River, you come out the other side of white. 2284 01:44:35.119 --> 01:44:37.520 Probably you come out like a different person. 2285 01:44:37.640 --> 01:44:40.520 I've come out with like one of those plated fucking fishes, 2286 01:44:42.359 --> 01:44:45.239 like an Armadella person, and roll away. 2287 01:44:45.399 --> 01:44:48.439 All right, so last one. We'll move on to credits. 2288 01:44:48.560 --> 01:44:53.159 You gay slipknot, devil in it, tune thrust inside, put 2289 01:44:53.159 --> 01:44:54.640 the penis and eye nice. 2290 01:44:54.960 --> 01:44:57.159 He says, hey there, so aggressive. It was an angry 2291 01:44:57.199 --> 01:44:57.760 little song. 2292 01:44:57.960 --> 01:45:01.000 He says, hey there, P Diddy, Bill Cosby and R 2293 01:45:01.119 --> 01:45:03.840 Kelly okay, and Chris and Derek. 2294 01:45:04.720 --> 01:45:07.319 Oh he's just hate those things. 2295 01:45:08.079 --> 01:45:09.600 So he says, hate their P diddy. And then in 2296 01:45:09.640 --> 01:45:12.800 Brenthes he's a Sweeney. Bill Cosby also Sweeny, and R. 2297 01:45:12.880 --> 01:45:17.680 Kelly is Sweeney again, and. 2298 01:45:16.520 --> 01:45:17.600 That's a wild thing. 2299 01:45:18.640 --> 01:45:20.840 All of those your P diddy Bill Cosby, and that 2300 01:45:20.920 --> 01:45:23.239 is pretty much the trifecta of black predators. 2301 01:45:23.960 --> 01:45:29.159 Yeah, that's like the Negro. They're on the Mount Rushmore of. 2302 01:45:30.960 --> 01:45:33.319 Predatory African who'd be the fourth one? 2303 01:45:33.680 --> 01:45:38.560 Uh, it's a good fucking question. I mean that that 2304 01:45:39.359 --> 01:45:43.640 likelihood probably, I would be likelihood. But he's not notorious 2305 01:45:43.680 --> 01:45:44.079 for that. 2306 01:45:44.359 --> 01:45:46.920 No, he's notorious for killing rappers. 2307 01:45:46.960 --> 01:45:47.560 Maybe the guy. 2308 01:45:48.279 --> 01:45:52.079 Yes, I think the guy who did Elmo was Elmo. 2309 01:45:52.319 --> 01:45:54.520 Yeah, I think the guy I think he was he 2310 01:45:54.640 --> 01:45:56.880 was he was sexually disrespectful. I don't know about Hi. 2311 01:45:56.800 --> 01:45:58.680 Being sexually disrespectful. 2312 01:45:59.159 --> 01:46:01.720 Funny way to say that, dude, how to explain it. 2313 01:46:01.720 --> 01:46:07.079 It's like someone that was like sexually disrespectually disrespectful was amazing, 2314 01:46:07.079 --> 01:46:08.439 because that's different from being a sexual. 2315 01:46:08.720 --> 01:46:13.239 That's such a George Carlin as fucking like soft language. 2316 01:46:13.359 --> 01:46:17.800 But that's different. That's different, you know, Elmo, sexual predophile. 2317 01:46:18.439 --> 01:46:21.279 Give me a give me an example of sexually disrespecting 2318 01:46:21.319 --> 01:46:23.000 somebody putting in a girl's face after you bust on 2319 01:46:23.079 --> 01:46:23.800 or something like that. 2320 01:46:25.760 --> 01:46:27.880 Well, keep busting somebody stip with their dick. 2321 01:46:29.399 --> 01:46:34.439 It would be the crazy that's dude, that's the man who. 2322 01:46:36.720 --> 01:46:40.079 The anonymous twenty three year old admitted through a lawyer 2323 01:46:40.119 --> 01:46:42.000 that is sexual relationship with Kevin Klash has been an 2324 01:46:42.039 --> 01:46:43.520 adult consensual. 2325 01:46:44.920 --> 01:46:46.359 Where is it? 2326 01:46:46.399 --> 01:46:49.119 Some is busted from your dick? Open? 2327 01:46:49.199 --> 01:46:52.960 It's open, dude, that's you hit him in for a moment, 2328 01:46:53.000 --> 01:46:55.159 it goes flat and spreads out as far as the 2329 01:46:55.239 --> 01:46:57.479 head and you're like, what did you do? 2330 01:46:57.600 --> 01:46:59.000 Shut up, bitch, that's. 2331 01:47:01.279 --> 01:47:01.560 Okay. 2332 01:47:01.640 --> 01:47:03.520 So I guess so I guess he was added because 2333 01:47:03.520 --> 01:47:05.560 there was a claim, but it didn't actually happen or something. 2334 01:47:06.199 --> 01:47:08.279 Oh, so it actually happened. It didn't actually happen. 2335 01:47:08.359 --> 01:47:14.319 Again, always trying to put a black man down. You see, 2336 01:47:14.479 --> 01:47:17.399 now I will though, now you've radicalized me. 2337 01:47:18.279 --> 01:47:21.079 You'll awaking the theme? Aythy, I can't do Almos's voice. 2338 01:47:21.119 --> 01:47:23.159 It's actually fucking It's really hard to do as a 2339 01:47:23.199 --> 01:47:24.119 grown up, is it not? 2340 01:47:24.199 --> 01:47:28.319 Just like no, it's it's not you. When you hear it, 2341 01:47:28.399 --> 01:47:33.159 you're like, oh, is it higher? I don't even understand. 2342 01:47:33.359 --> 01:47:36.279 It's almost like a Jordan Peterson like Kermit thing going on, 2343 01:47:36.439 --> 01:47:38.600 but like it's at a high register, so like I 2344 01:47:38.680 --> 01:47:39.600 can't figure it out. 2345 01:47:39.760 --> 01:47:41.840 Yeah, whatever, I guess I have to listen to it, 2346 01:47:41.960 --> 01:47:43.479 almost a mixed race monster. 2347 01:47:45.520 --> 01:47:50.319 I don't believe miss ay that is crazy Noo Margins 2348 01:47:50.319 --> 01:47:53.520 for gay Pride, but like not often anyway. 2349 01:47:53.720 --> 01:47:55.800 Anyway, I really don't know who would be first. 2350 01:47:56.720 --> 01:47:56.880 Huh. 2351 01:47:57.239 --> 01:48:01.399 Okay, so that was he really only introduce stuff. So 2352 01:48:01.439 --> 01:48:04.600 his question was, do you guys miss fixed camera angles? 2353 01:48:05.079 --> 01:48:07.359 I decided to replay the old Honi Musha Games three 2354 01:48:07.439 --> 01:48:10.039 is the best, uh, and some of the angles and 2355 01:48:10.239 --> 01:48:13.680 art design for those angles were actually pretty fucking cool. Also, 2356 01:48:13.920 --> 01:48:17.239 tank controls, well, I mean you can't have not I 2357 01:48:17.239 --> 01:48:18.399 feel like they go hand in hand. 2358 01:48:18.439 --> 01:48:23.520 Really, so Annie Musha three fixed it fucking great. Yeah, 2359 01:48:23.560 --> 01:48:25.880 that's the biggest that's my that's the biggest reason why 2360 01:48:25.920 --> 01:48:28.960 that came fits so significantly better than like, say, if 2361 01:48:29.000 --> 01:48:31.039 you play the first one, is it still fixed camera angles? 2362 01:48:31.079 --> 01:48:33.279 Huh yeah, but it's no tank controls. Yeah. 2363 01:48:33.479 --> 01:48:36.000 Oh interesting, I can't imagine that in my head. 2364 01:48:36.079 --> 01:48:41.199 It's great, dude, it's the fucking bullshit where the deep 2365 01:48:41.239 --> 01:48:42.520 pad the old guy? 2366 01:48:43.720 --> 01:48:48.039 Yeah, I don't know what it is. The deep pad. 2367 01:48:48.399 --> 01:48:51.279 Basically you only moving up is moving forward. 2368 01:48:51.760 --> 01:48:54.039 Oh and then you have to control you have to 2369 01:48:54.039 --> 01:48:56.199 maneuver yourself with the deep left and right, and then 2370 01:48:56.479 --> 01:48:58.560 to continue moving forward. Now you got to push up again, 2371 01:48:59.319 --> 01:49:03.159 fucking nightmare. If you're playing a zombie game trying to 2372 01:49:03.199 --> 01:49:06.039 avoid running into a zombie, especially in Nightmare mode when 2373 01:49:06.039 --> 01:49:08.760 they're significantly more so, you have a very narrow fucking place. 2374 01:49:08.920 --> 01:49:11.720 I guess Dino Crisis was also that same problem. It 2375 01:49:11.840 --> 01:49:13.760 makes it harder for survival Horror. 2376 01:49:13.840 --> 01:49:15.760 How do you beat that game without guns? 2377 01:49:15.840 --> 01:49:18.159 Like people are like, you gotta you gotta stagger the 2378 01:49:18.239 --> 01:49:19.239 zombies over with a knife. 2379 01:49:19.319 --> 01:49:20.560 But how do you fight bosses? 2380 01:49:20.960 --> 01:49:21.520 I don't know. 2381 01:49:22.439 --> 01:49:24.760 I don't understand. I'm like, how do you beat bosses? 2382 01:49:24.840 --> 01:49:26.800 But you can? I think I think you can knife 2383 01:49:26.800 --> 01:49:30.199 all the bosses to death, or you you you store 2384 01:49:30.319 --> 01:49:33.399 the significant animal that you have, because there's some people 2385 01:49:33.439 --> 01:49:35.840 that probably beat them without guns at all, but there's 2386 01:49:35.880 --> 01:49:37.840 just ones that like, oh, nightmare mode is just you 2387 01:49:37.920 --> 01:49:40.159 just have little to no amal right, And then the 2388 01:49:40.159 --> 01:49:42.279 fucking I tried beating Nightmare Mode. I think I played 2389 01:49:42.279 --> 01:49:43.640 it for like an hour and I was like, never again. 2390 01:49:44.039 --> 01:49:44.920 I never played again. 2391 01:49:45.239 --> 01:49:46.279 I don't I don't get this. 2392 01:49:46.920 --> 01:49:48.600 You can throw up on you in the very beginning, 2393 01:49:50.239 --> 01:49:53.800 in the beginning of the game, you have fucking like 2394 01:49:53.880 --> 01:49:56.199 seven bullets, and then you don't find ammal for like 2395 01:49:56.520 --> 01:49:58.880 until I think you get into the police station and 2396 01:49:58.920 --> 01:50:02.520 then like what there's zombies already vomiting on you. And 2397 01:50:02.560 --> 01:50:05.039 I was like, how do I get There's a zombie? 2398 01:50:05.079 --> 01:50:06.720 You you get on top of a trash can at one 2399 01:50:06.760 --> 01:50:10.119 point right you you you passed the exploding truck. Then 2400 01:50:10.159 --> 01:50:12.479 you there's a fucking dumpster you need to get on 2401 01:50:12.520 --> 01:50:14.920 top and there's a zombie in front of the dumpster 2402 01:50:15.279 --> 01:50:17.439 where you need to go down, and I'm like, what 2403 01:50:17.479 --> 01:50:18.800 do I do it? It threw up on my feet. 2404 01:50:19.600 --> 01:50:22.239 It's like this sucks. 2405 01:50:23.920 --> 01:50:26.239 There are certain games where like I can't imagine that 2406 01:50:26.279 --> 01:50:28.680 there being any joy in playing through them on hard, 2407 01:50:28.720 --> 01:50:31.199 you know what I mean? Like There's Reside was kind 2408 01:50:31.199 --> 01:50:32.720 of one of them where I'm like, why the fun? 2409 01:50:32.840 --> 01:50:35.840 This is already so tedious on normal, like just the 2410 01:50:35.880 --> 01:50:38.479 backtracking and like the safs comming and. 2411 01:50:39.479 --> 01:50:42.760 Gotta love you, gotta love being like I would. 2412 01:50:43.079 --> 01:50:45.960 I love playing uh already four after I beat the 2413 01:50:46.000 --> 01:50:49.680 game on the heart because everyone's a bitch everyone. 2414 01:50:51.399 --> 01:50:54.640 I love it. I just like, what does it do? No, 2415 01:50:54.720 --> 01:50:56.960 Like don't it doesn't It doesn't matter what they do. 2416 01:50:57.000 --> 01:51:00.279 I'm a god, like, like they're stronger technicals was a 2417 01:51:00.279 --> 01:51:02.720 new game plus game plus. That's different. I think after 2418 01:51:02.760 --> 01:51:04.199 a new game plus, it's like, okay, cool. 2419 01:51:04.319 --> 01:51:07.039 Have you played God of War on the hardest difficulty, 2420 01:51:07.239 --> 01:51:11.760 which one the twenty eighteen? Yeah, that is such an unfund. 2421 01:51:12.359 --> 01:51:17.960 It's the jump is just war. It's the significant it's 2422 01:51:18.000 --> 01:51:19.319 such a significant jump, like. 2423 01:51:19.479 --> 01:51:23.239 The opening sequence, no joke, twenty minutes. To be dude, 2424 01:51:23.279 --> 01:51:25.560 I literally only won because I was stunning people. You 2425 01:51:25.720 --> 01:51:27.920 literally had to get was like after stunning kill. 2426 01:51:27.720 --> 01:51:30.600 You, there was some the second wave kept getting me 2427 01:51:30.800 --> 01:51:32.680 because you first do the first wave and like, no problem. 2428 01:51:32.720 --> 01:51:34.319 It was the second wave that kept getting me. 2429 01:51:34.840 --> 01:51:37.319 And then it's so not good. It's like, this is 2430 01:51:37.479 --> 01:51:38.560 not a fun experience. 2431 01:51:38.800 --> 01:51:42.079 It's not like, uh, it's not like especially because if 2432 01:51:42.079 --> 01:51:46.359 you don't kill them fast enough, they buff buff No, 2433 01:51:46.439 --> 01:51:50.119 their their levels go up significantly. They buff like if 2434 01:51:50.159 --> 01:51:52.159 you don't kill them fast enough, so they'll be at 2435 01:51:52.199 --> 01:51:54.399 a level there. They were at like maybe level four, 2436 01:51:54.399 --> 01:51:56.560 and then they buffed a level seven and you're like, 2437 01:51:56.600 --> 01:51:59.319 what the fuck is this like? So you got to 2438 01:51:59.399 --> 01:52:02.159 kill them fast and then yeah, stun them quickly, so 2439 01:52:02.199 --> 01:52:03.960 all you're all you're doing, But then it gets boring. 2440 01:52:03.960 --> 01:52:06.880 Because all you're doing is just stundying, punching someone them 2441 01:52:06.920 --> 01:52:09.399 and then finishing them unless you It was the first 2442 01:52:09.399 --> 01:52:12.199 time I used environmental kills the most because of how 2443 01:52:12.359 --> 01:52:14.039 because you didn't have to do on the normal settings. 2444 01:52:14.319 --> 01:52:16.880 But then you realize, oh, put on your rage thing, 2445 01:52:17.239 --> 01:52:19.520 hit people out of the fucking like ring them out 2446 01:52:19.520 --> 01:52:23.640 and stuff like that. Like it was, I didn't finish it. 2447 01:52:24.319 --> 01:52:28.159 I got to the point where you fight. I fought 2448 01:52:28.640 --> 01:52:31.680 maybe the first the Twins the first time, and I 2449 01:52:31.680 --> 01:52:33.880 was like, why am I playing this? Because I was 2450 01:52:33.920 --> 01:52:36.119 just yelling at my TV over and over again. I 2451 01:52:36.159 --> 01:52:38.079 was like, why am I playing this? Yeah, it's been 2452 01:52:38.119 --> 01:52:40.439 two weeks to be playing this game furious and it's 2453 01:52:40.479 --> 01:52:44.520 not I'm gonna stop. You play Mario, my girl, how 2454 01:52:44.520 --> 01:52:46.000 do you feel about a fixed camerangle? 2455 01:52:46.039 --> 01:52:48.119 So like he said, oh, yeah, I don't care. 2456 01:52:48.279 --> 01:52:49.880 I don't. I don't. I just I don't. 2457 01:52:49.880 --> 01:52:52.720 Really, I am question. You don't care. 2458 01:52:52.800 --> 01:52:54.840 I don't like him, but like whatever, dude, yeah. 2459 01:52:54.960 --> 01:52:56.560 Depend I think they worked for a certain things. 2460 01:52:56.600 --> 01:52:59.000 Every side school is a fixed angle, so I think 2461 01:52:59.039 --> 01:52:59.279 they were. 2462 01:52:59.359 --> 01:53:00.840 I mean, that's it, that's true. 2463 01:53:00.880 --> 01:53:03.640 Actually, yeah, if you don't, I think one of the 2464 01:53:03.680 --> 01:53:06.039 biggest things. Just don't need them anymore really, because one 2465 01:53:06.079 --> 01:53:07.520 of the one of the best things about it back 2466 01:53:07.560 --> 01:53:09.800 then was just how beautiful the game look in contrast 2467 01:53:09.840 --> 01:53:12.600 to your fucking sprite or whatever, or your character, because 2468 01:53:12.600 --> 01:53:14.119 the character would kind of look like shit. But then 2469 01:53:14.159 --> 01:53:16.640 like the environments looked awesome. But now you can do 2470 01:53:16.680 --> 01:53:18.520 whatever with graphics, so it's kind of like, what's the 2471 01:53:18.520 --> 01:53:19.479 point I guess. 2472 01:53:19.359 --> 01:53:23.079 Yeah, it would it would just be stylistic. Yeah, yeah, 2473 01:53:23.119 --> 01:53:23.880 I don't mind him. 2474 01:53:24.000 --> 01:53:25.319 I like to see him every now and again, but 2475 01:53:25.359 --> 01:53:28.279 like I I'm glad that they're not as common. Yeah, 2476 01:53:28.359 --> 01:53:30.079 I would tell you this. I would love to see 2477 01:53:30.119 --> 01:53:35.640 a just why not like a remaster resid Evil to 2478 01:53:35.880 --> 01:53:38.319 the old school, like as high resid as you can go. 2479 01:53:38.840 --> 01:53:40.880 I know there's people that can like upscale it themselves, 2480 01:53:41.000 --> 01:53:44.039 right yeah, but yeah, just whatever, somebody put it in 2481 01:53:44.079 --> 01:53:45.399 the best possible I would play it. 2482 01:53:45.439 --> 01:53:46.000 They'd be fun. 2483 01:53:46.119 --> 01:53:51.760 Yeah, all right, we're gonna read the names. Now, we're 2484 01:53:51.760 --> 01:53:53.720 gonna read our twenty five dollars up patrons or whatever. 2485 01:53:53.760 --> 01:53:55.199 You can go over to patreon dot com sass a 2486 01:53:55.239 --> 01:53:58.880 snark tank keep an eye on the Patreon as well, 2487 01:53:58.920 --> 01:54:02.840 because we will be putting out a merch update once 2488 01:54:02.880 --> 01:54:05.560 we have everything locked and loaded and ready to go. 2489 01:54:06.560 --> 01:54:17.359 Yeah, yeah, I love, I love. 2490 01:54:18.640 --> 01:54:21.680 Is real, perfect piece full of peace. 2491 01:54:22.560 --> 01:54:29.239 He coming down three two brown people in pieces, one 2492 01:54:30.319 --> 01:54:33.760 showing my dog videos of other dogs getting hit by cars. 2493 01:54:35.119 --> 01:54:40.920 He must parentheses, he must learn getting my dick sucked 2494 01:54:40.920 --> 01:54:44.319 by an elephant trunk Delta, Gamma. 2495 01:54:44.479 --> 01:54:47.319 That'd be crazy, that would be That feels great. 2496 01:54:50.880 --> 01:54:54.000 That poor elephant is gonna remember that forever too. That's 2497 01:54:54.039 --> 01:54:55.000 the sad thing about it. 2498 01:54:55.039 --> 01:54:56.199 Oh my god, I hate. 2499 01:54:56.039 --> 01:55:02.600 This fucking perfect don't do my favorite animal water. And 2500 01:55:02.680 --> 01:55:07.039 here I legitimately was watching ELFI clips on Facebook. What 2501 01:55:07.039 --> 01:55:08.920 do you mean? Just clips of the because like the 2502 01:55:08.960 --> 01:55:11.720 only thing my algorithm is pretty much clear obscure, and 2503 01:55:11.760 --> 01:55:14.880 then like animals, oh yeah, and uh and then so 2504 01:55:14.960 --> 01:55:18.600 I've been seeing Look, it's just because like I was, like, 2505 01:55:18.640 --> 01:55:21.640 I hate fucking everything on social media, so I try 2506 01:55:21.680 --> 01:55:22.920 to curate it to nice. 2507 01:55:23.079 --> 01:55:25.479 It's just like I keep getting videos of fucking Millie 2508 01:55:25.479 --> 01:55:26.479 Bobby Brown's rack. 2509 01:55:27.239 --> 01:55:30.279 I was it for it. It's when I don't interact 2510 01:55:30.279 --> 01:55:32.600 with it, it tries to like rope you and it 2511 01:55:32.640 --> 01:55:33.680 shows pervy stuff. 2512 01:55:34.800 --> 01:55:39.840 Intagram feed, My feed is actually pure, my for yous, 2513 01:55:39.920 --> 01:55:41.159 I'm still nervous about it. 2514 01:55:41.680 --> 01:55:44.640 My feet is pure, My feet is fine. Yeah, scrolling, 2515 01:55:44.680 --> 01:55:46.600 it's fine. But then when I go to search, it's 2516 01:55:46.600 --> 01:55:47.239 all ruined. 2517 01:55:47.439 --> 01:55:52.039 Yeah, because I keep looking up pussy, Yeah, pussy, fat pussy. 2518 01:55:51.880 --> 01:55:54.319 My friends, and like random bullshit. 2519 01:55:54.079 --> 01:56:00.720 Small pussy, big pussy, fat pussy, fat pussy, vacuous pussy. 2520 01:56:04.800 --> 01:56:14.359 And pussy. No, there's some stuff in there anyway. 2521 01:56:14.880 --> 01:56:19.079 Jork and Peterson literally fed this toddler last week. 2522 01:56:19.079 --> 01:56:25.239 Why is he still crying? Squid so squimp is bugs? 2523 01:56:25.760 --> 01:56:29.439 Clamuel Esquire the third user guild Master Snark Tank's hungus 2524 01:56:29.520 --> 01:56:30.760 trans girl. 2525 01:56:31.199 --> 01:56:33.439 I'm big Beetle Kingston. 2526 01:56:33.680 --> 01:56:36.239 I'm big beetle, and I'm coming for you. 2527 01:56:36.279 --> 01:56:40.319 I'm coming for that wet boy pussy, and I'm going 2528 01:56:40.319 --> 01:56:41.880 to obliterate it. 2529 01:56:43.119 --> 01:56:47.359 Colin Moriarty Kingston joined my white South African tiger Gennesside 2530 01:56:50.319 --> 01:56:52.920 sucking the pean of the Steen machine until it's squeaky clean. 2531 01:56:53.000 --> 01:56:56.760 I'm going to kill some of the mortar. We have 2532 01:56:57.000 --> 01:57:00.520 purposefully taught him to come wrong as a joke. Gay 2533 01:57:00.560 --> 01:57:06.680 Django be like Degano, uh the Gano two cats or 2534 01:57:06.760 --> 01:57:09.000 two rats in a trench coat fuck the name read 2535 01:57:09.039 --> 01:57:11.319 I'm going off script. These two aren't even black, They're 2536 01:57:11.439 --> 01:57:12.279 character actors. 2537 01:57:12.279 --> 01:57:13.159 This is all CG. 2538 01:57:13.439 --> 01:57:18.359 I welcome to reality. Fuck nuts, uh pm, candidate for 2539 01:57:18.640 --> 01:57:21.279 the Ultra Thieves. Babe, wake up, we're invading I ran again. 2540 01:57:21.319 --> 01:57:25.319 Two thousand and three, Part two is beginning. Jesus Part 2541 01:57:25.439 --> 01:57:29.680 two never fucking ends, Gay Tank featuring Tofra Knife, tim 2542 01:57:29.760 --> 01:57:31.319 Smegmoid and Dirk. 2543 01:57:32.239 --> 01:57:33.079 Into the Night. 2544 01:57:35.119 --> 01:57:40.279 Waitto Into Night. Like the Chad Kroger, if if I 2545 01:57:40.319 --> 01:57:45.319 could fly, I'd pick you up. I'd fuck uh what 2546 01:57:45.600 --> 01:57:51.039 that's this is terrible, Okay, I'd pick you up. I'd 2547 01:57:51.039 --> 01:57:54.600 fuck you into your ass and show you my load 2548 01:57:54.680 --> 01:57:55.520 like you've never seen. 2549 01:57:56.920 --> 01:57:58.199 I don't know if I don't know, I. 2550 01:57:58.239 --> 01:57:59.600 Just don't know what Into the Night I only know 2551 01:57:59.640 --> 01:58:02.720 the Chadkroger Santana one, but like, for the life of me, 2552 01:58:02.760 --> 01:58:04.800 I can't remember how it goes track. 2553 01:58:04.880 --> 01:58:06.119 Groger did a Santana song. 2554 01:58:06.199 --> 01:58:10.960 Yeah, you know that Into the Night, Oh pase do 2555 01:58:11.119 --> 01:58:13.760 the heaven the falls into place. 2556 01:58:15.239 --> 01:58:19.880 From I don't know why I remember that so vividly. 2557 01:58:20.439 --> 01:58:22.159 It had a good U I remember it had like 2558 01:58:22.239 --> 01:58:26.000 obviously good guitar, Yeah, which is the main which is 2559 01:58:26.000 --> 01:58:29.159 the main reason that it sticks out to me. But uh, 2560 01:58:29.359 --> 01:58:31.359 he did songs with everybody back then. He did a 2561 01:58:31.359 --> 01:58:34.279 song with stayin Too, with who Stained? 2562 01:58:34.800 --> 01:58:38.439 Oh the band? Yeah, I mean I guess he didn't 2563 01:58:38.760 --> 01:58:41.399 fas I was like, what that would be fucking crazy. 2564 01:58:42.479 --> 01:58:53.680 And they see the staining a stain here and stays 2565 01:58:53.720 --> 01:58:59.359 not even a stayed song. What's that song that stayed? 2566 01:58:59.520 --> 01:59:07.680 I'm so Jim stayed. What's that saying? 2567 01:59:08.119 --> 01:59:09.640 What's the main stain song that you know? 2568 01:59:09.960 --> 01:59:10.319 A couple? 2569 01:59:10.520 --> 01:59:13.840 There's the only one, the one that it's been a while, 2570 01:59:14.000 --> 01:59:15.640 the one that I think of for some reason is 2571 01:59:15.920 --> 01:59:22.439 I'm on the outside. I'm laying in and I can 2572 01:59:22.560 --> 01:59:30.319 staying through. You say your too colors because inside you're staying. 2573 01:59:35.760 --> 01:59:43.920 Stupid as fuck they just sing about. 2574 01:59:41.119 --> 01:59:49.359 At the time. I gotta be honest. Everyone I know 2575 01:59:49.520 --> 01:59:51.920 like hates that man. I like them. 2576 01:59:52.039 --> 01:59:55.000 I don't like the band. I've heard enough. 2577 01:59:55.479 --> 01:59:57.439 I've heard enough of their songs to be like, I 2578 01:59:57.560 --> 01:59:59.960 like some of these for sure, but like that band 2579 02:00:00.159 --> 02:00:02.800 is annoying soul guy. 2580 02:00:02.680 --> 02:00:06.800 To because to the the vibe of the man, the 2581 02:00:06.840 --> 02:00:09.880 whininess of their songs. They have some of the gayest songs, 2582 02:00:09.920 --> 02:00:11.840 but I just like the I like how it sounds. 2583 02:00:12.319 --> 02:00:16.399 Aaron Lewis sucks. I'm not gonna say what I was 2584 02:00:16.399 --> 02:00:19.760 gonna say, but he's an f slur. Okay, yeah, that guy. 2585 02:00:19.840 --> 02:00:22.560 I'm not gonna say it. I'm just gonna say it, 2586 02:00:24.039 --> 02:00:29.079 you're a bit shut up, I guy, that fucking piece 2587 02:00:29.119 --> 02:00:29.680 of ship. 2588 02:00:30.399 --> 02:00:33.159 The fucking country songs he released in that like if 2589 02:00:33.239 --> 02:00:36.479 uh the the he had like almost like a nine 2590 02:00:36.479 --> 02:00:37.119 to eleven types. 2591 02:00:37.399 --> 02:00:39.359 Yeah, I can't remember what. 2592 02:00:38.640 --> 02:00:41.800 I wrote a parody of it and I never posted it, 2593 02:00:41.880 --> 02:00:44.479 so but it was like, uh, Mary All went. 2594 02:00:44.560 --> 02:00:46.920 Yeah, No, it's not like what if or what would 2595 02:00:46.920 --> 02:00:49.880 you do? Or what if? I can't remember what it 2596 02:00:49.960 --> 02:00:52.479 reminds me of that it was something similar to that 2597 02:00:52.600 --> 02:00:55.359 when your freedom goes to die. No, it was it 2598 02:00:55.439 --> 02:00:58.760 was like what would you That's something that I can't 2599 02:00:58.800 --> 02:01:02.520 I just remember it being so, oh, let me look 2600 02:01:02.560 --> 02:01:08.720 at up Aaron Lewis, a Aron Aron Aaron Lewis Trump song, 2601 02:01:11.039 --> 02:01:17.039 These dumb retwarded liberals dun rowing country game, suck on 2602 02:01:17.159 --> 02:01:23.119 mos stains? Oh yeah, am I the uh one? 2603 02:01:23.239 --> 02:01:28.880 That's it? Yeah? Who sees the liberals being gay? Trying 2604 02:01:28.880 --> 02:01:35.319 to trans our kids and daughters and make everybody gay. 2605 02:01:34.920 --> 02:01:37.399 It's this, It's like, why is that different than what 2606 02:01:37.439 --> 02:01:39.920 would you do? Like the only one? 2607 02:01:40.000 --> 02:01:41.840 It is literally the same. 2608 02:01:42.039 --> 02:01:45.159 It's almost as if he asked chat Gpt to write 2609 02:01:45.640 --> 02:01:50.359 that song seriously, like earnestly, you know, it's so fucking 2610 02:01:50.560 --> 02:01:52.000 am I the only one? 2611 02:01:52.720 --> 02:01:56.079 Are you? The only one? Shut the shut up? And 2612 02:01:56.119 --> 02:01:58.239 then when he killed all those coyotes and spelled like 2613 02:01:58.319 --> 02:02:01.840 Trump or something on his Yeah, yeah, he killed us. 2614 02:02:02.600 --> 02:02:03.600 That is actually great. 2615 02:02:03.680 --> 02:02:07.399 He killed a bunch of coyotes with like weapons and 2616 02:02:07.479 --> 02:02:11.359 he fucking he laid out the corpses to spell Trump, 2617 02:02:11.399 --> 02:02:14.560 which is so crazy. I don't even know how, like 2618 02:02:14.680 --> 02:02:19.079 you'd have to be so deranged duranged. 2619 02:02:21.680 --> 02:02:22.319 To do that. 2620 02:02:22.359 --> 02:02:25.720 Ship It was like, I remember there was a line 2621 02:02:25.920 --> 02:02:31.800 where he was like all these hood looms and only 2622 02:02:31.840 --> 02:02:33.800 hoods I lack a pointy or whatever. 2623 02:02:33.800 --> 02:02:36.600 I didn't say that. 2624 02:02:37.520 --> 02:02:38.159 I wrote that. 2625 02:02:38.359 --> 02:02:41.039 I wrote that version of I wrote that version of 2626 02:02:41.039 --> 02:02:42.680 his song because it's so damn close. 2627 02:02:43.600 --> 02:02:46.239 But yeah, I don't know, man, I forgot it. 2628 02:02:46.560 --> 02:02:53.000 I'm saying, what's another one he did? 2629 02:02:53.039 --> 02:02:55.640 It was one of the more popular. I had a few. 2630 02:02:55.760 --> 02:02:58.279 There was one called I think it's called like for 2631 02:02:58.359 --> 02:03:07.199 you said, he locked inside my stain, remembering every. 2632 02:03:06.960 --> 02:03:11.039 Stain and I can't stop staining, and so we did. 2633 02:03:11.079 --> 02:03:17.680 It's been a while, it's been a stain first. I like, 2634 02:03:17.760 --> 02:03:19.279 I don't know, I don't know. I don't know what 2635 02:03:19.359 --> 02:03:25.239 it is about that band, Like they just it. They 2636 02:03:25.319 --> 02:03:28.199 released a song album like two years ago or something, 2637 02:03:28.760 --> 02:03:32.039 a song called Here and Now, and I love it. 2638 02:03:32.159 --> 02:03:34.279 I just I just don't know what there's something about. 2639 02:03:34.439 --> 02:03:39.039 It's so weird that like he and Now and it's 2640 02:03:39.079 --> 02:03:41.640 all there are worse There are worse bands. I think. Yeah, 2641 02:03:41.760 --> 02:03:42.600 to me, it's like. 2642 02:03:44.520 --> 02:03:46.239 I thought, was it's been a while. 2643 02:03:48.000 --> 02:03:50.960 With arms right open, with open, but it's it's all 2644 02:03:51.000 --> 02:03:52.920 the same. I understand why, because it's all kind of 2645 02:03:52.920 --> 02:03:58.479 the same, same stained world upper under the stain of 2646 02:03:59.079 --> 02:04:01.399 Like I think why Nickelback gets the worst of it 2647 02:04:01.439 --> 02:04:03.840 is because they're in so many major A lot of 2648 02:04:03.840 --> 02:04:07.119 their songs are major chords. Yeah, I mean, maybe. 2649 02:04:07.199 --> 02:04:10.279 You sound like gay It's yeah, that's that's there. 2650 02:04:10.640 --> 02:04:13.720 It's happier. I mean I mean that actually in the 2651 02:04:13.800 --> 02:04:15.720 in the literal colloquial, like the. 2652 02:04:15.760 --> 02:04:17.000 Old school way of day. 2653 02:04:17.079 --> 02:04:21.680 Yeah, yeah, but it's intervenient that it means both you 2654 02:04:21.800 --> 02:04:25.359 just did a double landra that's yeah double long time 2655 02:04:25.439 --> 02:04:28.680 you mean the other one? You don't can ask me how? Yeah, yeah, 2656 02:04:28.720 --> 02:04:29.119 it's good. 2657 02:04:29.800 --> 02:04:32.680 It's good. Like jay Z's sucking rapping about when that's 2658 02:04:32.720 --> 02:04:35.720 not remarkable at all the rapper and he's like, he's 2659 02:04:35.840 --> 02:04:39.439 like you, I'm so, I'm so insane. I mean a 2660 02:04:39.520 --> 02:04:42.520 play and go play and it's like, welcome to this 2661 02:04:44.479 --> 02:04:49.439 show you every with stains over him? 2662 02:04:50.720 --> 02:05:00.239 No, every stain has stained show you, show you ever 2663 02:05:00.319 --> 02:05:00.760 his name. 2664 02:05:01.279 --> 02:05:04.319 Every single song in that genre should be replaced with 2665 02:05:04.399 --> 02:05:09.920 like a random stain stain. 2666 02:05:10.520 --> 02:05:14.800 Everything about stains. 2667 02:05:15.680 --> 02:05:22.880 Whatever, Berserker Beetles, Big Bouncy Backside, Reckless, Rhino, the Sloker two, 2668 02:05:22.880 --> 02:05:26.640 Whyso Dirpy? In England in twenty sixteen, a man punched 2669 02:05:26.640 --> 02:05:28.960 a five day old baby because he thought it was 2670 02:05:29.039 --> 02:05:29.640 a dull. 2671 02:05:32.920 --> 02:05:36.000 Your instinct is the punch of doll Why? Why is 2672 02:05:36.039 --> 02:05:39.039 your instinct a punch of dollars? That's a fucking dollar? 2673 02:05:40.359 --> 02:05:44.039 I oh don't even a real chit. We're not even 2674 02:05:44.079 --> 02:05:55.000 a real little viby. Oh shit, where what where did 2675 02:05:55.159 --> 02:05:59.119 you ware? Dott you wear no diddy wear? Oh? Oh diddy? 2676 02:06:00.159 --> 02:06:06.079 Whoa did? Who? Where? My word? I guess I'm going 2677 02:06:06.079 --> 02:06:10.239 to prison. I starting all spending more days in the 2678 02:06:10.439 --> 02:06:18.359 Juliet and he's powdered. Fucking wig freaks. It's guilty, d 2679 02:06:18.479 --> 02:06:23.000 de al, did you not punch a baby on Happy Round? 2680 02:06:26.399 --> 02:06:31.840 I know in England? I mean dear me too. My 2681 02:06:32.079 --> 02:06:35.399 idn't know the fucking bike at all. 2682 02:06:37.319 --> 02:06:40.600 He's like boom hour, He's like no, no, no. 2683 02:06:40.399 --> 02:06:48.560 I fucking nobody, constant stuffing, fucking funny are they? I 2684 02:06:48.640 --> 02:06:51.199 don't know where the dollar said, no no, no podcast. 2685 02:06:51.239 --> 02:06:53.640 I figured I'll test it and I was wrong. I 2686 02:06:53.760 --> 02:06:57.600 might the gamble. That's beautiful as little words are that. 2687 02:06:57.680 --> 02:07:02.720 There's no excuse for struking eight years. It's slavery for 2688 02:07:02.800 --> 02:07:08.600 the king. Oh dang it, Oh that's not so bad 2689 02:07:08.680 --> 02:07:12.000 by you know, Oh we're gonna do. 2690 02:07:16.640 --> 02:07:23.159 These guys are pretty funny. Red funny voices read Britain 2691 02:07:23.239 --> 02:07:26.239 read the British are funny. I'm the British punisher. I'm 2692 02:07:26.239 --> 02:07:28.560 the fucking reprimander. 2693 02:07:29.119 --> 02:07:32.359 Reprimander he res around and beats people with sticks and 2694 02:07:32.399 --> 02:07:34.199 that runs away. But he's basically daredevil. 2695 02:07:34.640 --> 02:07:38.119 Hey, that's my job. I'm unblind daredevil. 2696 02:07:38.880 --> 02:07:39.479 That's my job. 2697 02:07:39.520 --> 02:07:45.000 Don't take my job. I'm site devil sight devil. There's 2698 02:07:45.039 --> 02:07:46.479 a new vigilant. 2699 02:07:48.640 --> 02:07:48.920 Site. 2700 02:07:48.960 --> 02:07:51.840 Devil has shown up and he saw me. He saw me, 2701 02:07:51.920 --> 02:07:54.479 and it scared me a little bit. He scared looked 2702 02:07:54.520 --> 02:07:56.600 right at me, directly to my soul. He looked at 2703 02:07:56.680 --> 02:08:01.439 Vanessa and I was like, don't look at her. She's mine. 2704 02:08:01.560 --> 02:08:03.399 Don't look at her him and he threw me on 2705 02:08:03.439 --> 02:08:08.439 the building window. Prove your loyalty to me. Punch that doll. 2706 02:08:11.960 --> 02:08:19.720 That doll, give it a little hammers it. You see 2707 02:08:19.720 --> 02:08:22.159 mister X in the old game he reads back, you know, 2708 02:08:22.199 --> 02:08:26.159 and you know when games and he reads back like toys, brother, 2709 02:08:26.279 --> 02:08:31.239 that's go. Look at mister X in the original resumeal 2710 02:08:31.319 --> 02:08:35.560 to he would take like five seconds. He would like 2711 02:08:35.560 --> 02:08:37.840 like wind up like Jesus Christ. 2712 02:08:40.239 --> 02:08:41.800 I love how you shoot his little hat off. He 2713 02:08:41.840 --> 02:08:43.239 gets upset and he comes at you faster. 2714 02:08:43.399 --> 02:08:47.000 Oh yeah, he loves his hat. They didn't ask him 2715 02:08:47.039 --> 02:08:50.680 to wear that ship. They wanted him to just go 2716 02:08:50.680 --> 02:08:51.680 there teritorrizing. 2717 02:08:51.800 --> 02:08:57.399 He was like, imagine them making that formal request though, 2718 02:08:59.399 --> 02:09:03.640 before you go, oh, what do you mind putting this on? 2719 02:09:04.159 --> 02:09:07.960 And he's like, there is so funny about it because 2720 02:09:07.960 --> 02:09:10.560 it's supposed to be like what like it's supposed to 2721 02:09:10.600 --> 02:09:13.560 be like covert, Like it's supposed to be like this 2722 02:09:13.720 --> 02:09:17.960 giant fucking blew his great guy was supposed to be 2723 02:09:18.000 --> 02:09:20.960 like he's fourteen feet netle, he's fourteen feet tall, and 2724 02:09:20.960 --> 02:09:23.159 he's like this will keep him inconspicuous. 2725 02:09:23.479 --> 02:09:26.159 They will notice him moving throughout the city. So funny, 2726 02:09:26.840 --> 02:09:27.760 well a Zombies. 2727 02:09:28.079 --> 02:09:30.840 You see the first live action Ninja Turtles movie where 2728 02:09:30.920 --> 02:09:32.520 Raft goes down into the streets. 2729 02:09:32.920 --> 02:09:35.399 He's in a trench coat and it's the most obvious. 2730 02:09:36.920 --> 02:09:40.840 That's kind of believable a little bit in New York. 2731 02:09:41.479 --> 02:09:43.399 In New York, I understand what you're saying, but like 2732 02:09:43.439 --> 02:09:46.279 people would absolutely take People might ignore it, but then 2733 02:09:46.319 --> 02:09:47.560 they would take notice. 2734 02:09:47.600 --> 02:09:48.880 They would they would pass by, and. 2735 02:09:48.880 --> 02:09:50.119 Then they would turn to the guys like did you 2736 02:09:50.159 --> 02:09:51.000 fucking see see that? 2737 02:09:52.439 --> 02:09:52.720 Did you? 2738 02:09:52.960 --> 02:09:55.079 I did find a funny dayes when he was fighting 2739 02:09:55.119 --> 02:09:58.720 him and then like his hat falls off and he's like, what, like, 2740 02:09:59.039 --> 02:10:01.119 what are you some kind of punk? Yeah? 2741 02:10:01.439 --> 02:10:04.960 My first assumptions when I see was that a punker? 2742 02:10:05.119 --> 02:10:08.199 You think in his defense, it would be crazier if 2743 02:10:08.239 --> 02:10:10.239 he said you some kind of teenage. 2744 02:10:12.720 --> 02:10:15.279 I think it's so funny how Raphael becomes best friends 2745 02:10:15.319 --> 02:10:19.159 with this fucking stereotypical New Yorker that become this blood 2746 02:10:19.159 --> 02:10:20.479 brother that's my man's bro. 2747 02:10:20.600 --> 02:10:23.439 Casey's cool as fuck. It's crazy. I like, beat the 2748 02:10:23.600 --> 02:10:25.960 fuck up out of criminal. Let's go beat criminals half 2749 02:10:25.960 --> 02:10:28.640 to death. And he's like, fuck, yeah, I'm not doing nothing. 2750 02:10:28.960 --> 02:10:29.279 They do. 2751 02:10:29.479 --> 02:10:30.760 They terrorized people. 2752 02:10:30.840 --> 02:10:35.159 You've seen the deleted scenes that they uh Eiffel towered 2753 02:10:35.359 --> 02:10:36.000 April O'Neil. 2754 02:10:36.359 --> 02:10:38.640 That doesn't surprise me. 2755 02:10:38.680 --> 02:10:40.640 It's pretty crazy. I can't believe they even put it 2756 02:10:40.680 --> 02:10:41.119 on the DVD. 2757 02:10:41.800 --> 02:10:43.039 I can't really put in it, and I watched the 2758 02:10:43.039 --> 02:10:45.680 whole thing is twice commentary. 2759 02:10:46.000 --> 02:10:47.239 Is he fucked? 2760 02:10:47.399 --> 02:10:50.920 This is the scene where we Eiffel towered uh April o'nial. 2761 02:10:51.399 --> 02:10:58.680 This took years to get right, seventeen reaches. Yeah, we 2762 02:10:58.680 --> 02:11:01.319 were spent. I think we spent a good fifty six 2763 02:11:01.479 --> 02:11:06.399 months just getting the angle right. How many years is 2764 02:11:06.399 --> 02:11:11.079 that a lot? These six months is over fucking four years? 2765 02:11:11.239 --> 02:11:13.640 It's like four over four years. 2766 02:11:13.760 --> 02:11:16.840 We took it really serious and then it ended up 2767 02:11:16.880 --> 02:11:17.840 being cut all for nothing. 2768 02:11:18.319 --> 02:11:21.199 Oh yeah, after I got cut, maybe he got pregnant, 2769 02:11:21.279 --> 02:11:24.640 but fucking turtle, maybe that's how they cut it. Now, 2770 02:11:24.680 --> 02:11:25.720 you know, you know, you know what they did. 2771 02:11:25.760 --> 02:11:28.720 They they they made the movie and then they put 2772 02:11:28.720 --> 02:11:30.680 out the theaters and they're like, wait a minute, we 2773 02:11:30.760 --> 02:11:34.279 forgot the forgot the Eiffel Tower scene. 2774 02:11:34.840 --> 02:11:35.680 Let's go film it. 2775 02:11:36.279 --> 02:11:38.079 And they spent four years filming and they put it 2776 02:11:38.079 --> 02:11:39.359 and then they put it on the DVD and it's like, 2777 02:11:39.359 --> 02:11:41.079 we didn't even get to put in the movie because 2778 02:11:42.000 --> 02:11:43.079 we filmed this after. 2779 02:11:46.800 --> 02:11:49.199 It's like, why would you why would this Why did 2780 02:11:49.239 --> 02:11:49.880 you bring that up? 2781 02:11:49.880 --> 02:11:50.279 Would you? 2782 02:11:50.439 --> 02:11:50.640 Yeah? 2783 02:11:50.960 --> 02:11:55.159 This is I just figured I'd mention it. How did 2784 02:11:55.399 --> 02:11:57.359 we spent four years on it? Would be crazy not 2785 02:11:57.439 --> 02:12:01.239 to mention it. Whomever produced that, why would they let 2786 02:12:01.319 --> 02:12:01.920 that happen? 2787 02:12:02.039 --> 02:12:06.079 They really they were big fans of April. They're they're like, guys, 2788 02:12:06.439 --> 02:12:08.560 this is all I need, Like this is the only 2789 02:12:08.600 --> 02:12:11.119 thing that I want in life to see April Eiffel 2790 02:12:11.159 --> 02:12:11.800 towered by. 2791 02:12:11.640 --> 02:12:19.560 A turtle and a fucking psychopathist, good guy Jason. I 2792 02:12:19.600 --> 02:12:20.159 do love that. 2793 02:12:20.399 --> 02:12:24.960 Fucking him in that disguise is so funny because he's 2794 02:12:25.000 --> 02:12:26.399 so clearly a demon. 2795 02:12:26.520 --> 02:12:29.960 Yeah right that even if. 2796 02:12:29.880 --> 02:12:32.960 He didn't look like an obvious demon, those clothes are 2797 02:12:32.960 --> 02:12:37.800 so suspicious. Yes, you know, see somebody covered entirely by 2798 02:12:37.840 --> 02:12:40.159 like a trench coat and a fucking wide brim hat. 2799 02:12:40.840 --> 02:12:42.560 You're immediate, like that guy's up to no good? 2800 02:12:42.680 --> 02:12:46.079 What do you what are you doing? The turtles like teenagers. 2801 02:12:46.079 --> 02:12:50.000 They're not even adults. That's what's the When they become adults, 2802 02:12:50.000 --> 02:12:52.880 are gonna be terrified. May to be teenagers. 2803 02:12:52.880 --> 02:12:55.680 They might not grow well, they're gonna have to grow. 2804 02:12:55.920 --> 02:12:58.920 What makes you say that because there's teenagers? What do 2805 02:12:59.000 --> 02:12:59.319 you mean? 2806 02:13:00.039 --> 02:13:02.319 What do you mean what I'm teenagers aren't done growing. 2807 02:13:02.520 --> 02:13:03.880 Teenage humans aren't done growing. 2808 02:13:05.199 --> 02:13:05.680 How do you know that? 2809 02:13:05.680 --> 02:13:07.000 They don't don't hit their peak when. 2810 02:13:06.840 --> 02:13:08.920 They're turtles because turtles grow still. 2811 02:13:09.359 --> 02:13:11.800 Tortoises grow. They're not teenagering ninja tortoises. 2812 02:13:11.880 --> 02:13:13.600 Yeah, but their turtles still grow. 2813 02:13:13.720 --> 02:13:16.560 Turtles don't grow that much. They do, though, not like 2814 02:13:16.600 --> 02:13:17.199 a tortoise. 2815 02:13:17.319 --> 02:13:19.479 No, No, they're thinking it like this, right, I'm assuming 2816 02:13:19.479 --> 02:13:20.359 they're in the they're in. 2817 02:13:20.359 --> 02:13:23.119 The like I think there's biggesty'ren I think there's a 2818 02:13:23.159 --> 02:13:24.039 big as they're gonna get. 2819 02:13:24.159 --> 02:13:26.399 Well, we saw we saw and we saw them. We 2820 02:13:26.439 --> 02:13:28.920 saw them age out. Yeah, and last one Mikey is 2821 02:13:29.000 --> 02:13:31.720 huge and he was a little one. I guess he's 2822 02:13:31.760 --> 02:13:34.800 like eight feet tall. So it's like, what the just terrifying? 2823 02:13:35.479 --> 02:13:36.199 Are they that big? 2824 02:13:36.239 --> 02:13:38.119 We don't Mikey's. 2825 02:13:37.439 --> 02:13:42.279 Huge, Mike's eleven nine ug eleven foot and then nine 2826 02:13:42.319 --> 02:13:44.000 more feet on the eight. 2827 02:13:43.880 --> 02:13:48.840 Feet twenty one foot's why do you talk like that 2828 02:13:49.760 --> 02:13:50.000 you do? 2829 02:13:50.399 --> 02:13:52.199 Why do I speak like I speak like a person? 2830 02:13:52.760 --> 02:13:56.000 So eleven ft nine? This guy, this guy is, this 2831 02:13:56.039 --> 02:14:01.399 guy is? This guy is twenty nine inches tall. It's like, no, 2832 02:14:01.640 --> 02:14:04.520 to say two, that's crazy. That's like when my baby, 2833 02:14:04.600 --> 02:14:06.840 my baby's fucking thirty six months. 2834 02:14:06.840 --> 02:14:10.800 I'm like, your baby's not gonna have a parent anymore. 2835 02:14:10.840 --> 02:14:11.680 This is gonna happen. 2836 02:14:12.520 --> 02:14:15.399 You're seven one hundred weeks old, and maybe it was 2837 02:14:15.439 --> 02:14:20.439 only fifty nine million months, maybe thirty four months old. 2838 02:14:20.479 --> 02:14:22.279 It is like, oh, really, how how many old months 2839 02:14:22.279 --> 02:14:25.239 of you? Tell me? Tell me exactly how many months 2840 02:14:25.319 --> 02:14:27.680 you are? You make it Outdn't make me do math 2841 02:14:27.760 --> 02:14:28.560 right now, you dumb bitch. 2842 02:14:28.880 --> 02:14:31.039 Make me how many months do you think old you are? 2843 02:14:31.840 --> 02:14:37.520 I'm thirty one twelve times thirty is what three hundred. 2844 02:14:37.880 --> 02:14:39.359 Sixty three million? 2845 02:14:39.720 --> 02:14:40.560 So shut up? 2846 02:14:41.439 --> 02:14:42.319 Three thousand months? 2847 02:14:42.359 --> 02:14:44.199 You think you said? 2848 02:14:44.199 --> 02:14:44.800 Three thousand? 2849 02:14:45.479 --> 02:14:45.960 Motherfucker? 2850 02:14:46.000 --> 02:14:46.720 I can't I can't do it. 2851 02:14:46.760 --> 02:14:50.199 I can't do three hundredred, I don't. 2852 02:14:50.399 --> 02:14:52.840 It'd be like three hundred something. You figure like twelve 2853 02:14:52.840 --> 02:14:54.680 times whatever ten. 2854 02:14:55.000 --> 02:14:58.560 So three hundred sixty. 2855 02:14:58.239 --> 02:14:59.520 It would be like three sixty something. 2856 02:14:59.560 --> 02:15:03.119 It would be three seventy four plus. So might I'm 2857 02:15:03.159 --> 02:15:05.159 like three eighty. 2858 02:15:06.039 --> 02:15:08.199 You start by doing that math, by doing like easier 2859 02:15:08.199 --> 02:15:09.399 math eighty. 2860 02:15:09.520 --> 02:15:13.439 Yeah, like three eighty, Like what's twelve times ten? 2861 02:15:13.560 --> 02:15:17.119 Okay that the time times three then plus plus whatever 2862 02:15:17.439 --> 02:15:19.640 plus or minus whatever ran you'd be in the right range. 2863 02:15:19.680 --> 02:15:24.039 So like three eighty bulls three and eighty months old. Yeah, 2864 02:15:24.439 --> 02:15:26.039 So it comes up to you and they rip your 2865 02:15:26.039 --> 02:15:28.840 pants off. Then they rip off the skin and fletch 2866 02:15:28.880 --> 02:15:30.199 at that level of your body too. 2867 02:15:30.479 --> 02:15:36.119 Oh my god. If they pants your skin, they pants, 2868 02:15:36.119 --> 02:15:37.000 and you're like, what the hell? 2869 02:15:37.039 --> 02:15:39.399 Then he just grabbing yank down again. That's crazy. 2870 02:15:39.399 --> 02:15:41.720 The gloving someone's leg is crazy. 2871 02:15:41.920 --> 02:15:44.319 You deserve it too, if you if you say, if 2872 02:15:44.319 --> 02:15:46.560 you say how many months old you are in your thirties, 2873 02:15:46.640 --> 02:15:48.600 you deserve that. Deserves what they do. They do. 2874 02:15:49.319 --> 02:15:51.920 What the judge right comes and like I've heard enough. 2875 02:15:52.000 --> 02:15:52.600 You're free to go. 2876 02:15:54.079 --> 02:15:56.439 You're good. You're good man, You're good. Stay stay on 2877 02:15:56.520 --> 02:15:57.600 the street and narrow. 2878 02:15:57.520 --> 02:15:59.399 Pep Jordansen and Ben Shappinis. 2879 02:15:59.600 --> 02:16:03.159 I can since dad, I used my uh Kingston's dad, Wait, 2880 02:16:03.159 --> 02:16:05.640 what is this all? I'm Kingston's dad, use my ashes 2881 02:16:05.640 --> 02:16:08.119 in a douche bottle to harm me. All one hundred 2882 02:16:08.159 --> 02:16:10.479 normal sized beetles forcing their way up Kingston's urethra so 2883 02:16:10.479 --> 02:16:13.119 they can suckle it at his seat directly from the source. 2884 02:16:13.239 --> 02:16:14.159 That is crazy. 2885 02:16:14.760 --> 02:16:17.159 Go Ji going super so long to defeat Lord freeslim 2886 02:16:17.239 --> 02:16:19.880 beatlefucker ten thousand, the fucker of ten thousand beatles domination, 2887 02:16:19.960 --> 02:16:22.239 gay little Beetle putting on his gay little beetle tie 2888 02:16:22.640 --> 02:16:23.439 before heading to. 2889 02:16:23.399 --> 02:16:26.039 His gay little job at the gay little dick sucking Factory. 2890 02:16:26.720 --> 02:16:29.560 Derek Nottschov and his innocent hashtag freeim fondled by a 2891 02:16:29.680 --> 02:16:34.840 carnee on the Ferris wheel. U huh, silly round eyed 2892 02:16:34.879 --> 02:16:36.639 Asian laughing too hard. 2893 02:16:36.440 --> 02:16:38.879 At the show. Months man four four? What is that? 2894 02:16:38.920 --> 02:16:41.079 I'm gonna start saying that I'm four for four months old? 2895 02:16:41.440 --> 02:16:44.159 A four for four? I didn't say four four for four. 2896 02:16:44.159 --> 02:16:48.520 It's an angel number, yeah. 2897 02:16:46.920 --> 02:16:50.319 Is it? I know that based on the women I've dated, 2898 02:16:51.159 --> 02:16:52.319 that that is an angel number. 2899 02:16:52.360 --> 02:16:54.319 Two to two is also dated angels. 2900 02:16:54.600 --> 02:16:58.760 I've dated people who believe in angel numbers, or at 2901 02:16:58.840 --> 02:17:01.040 least are aware enough of them to say. 2902 02:17:01.000 --> 02:17:02.879 The same thing as like astrology or some ship. 2903 02:17:02.879 --> 02:17:04.760 I mean, it's damn near, you know. 2904 02:17:04.879 --> 02:17:07.239 I hate how disrespectful it becomes people immediate when you 2905 02:17:07.319 --> 02:17:09.840 talk about astrology, because I feel bad that I'm being 2906 02:17:09.879 --> 02:17:11.040 rude to people, but also like. 2907 02:17:11.120 --> 02:17:13.440 It is so stupid that like it needs to be. 2908 02:17:13.879 --> 02:17:16.879 Ye every time Lily's like, well, I think it's interesting. 2909 02:17:16.920 --> 02:17:19.239 I'm like, Lilyan, I want to give you the right 2910 02:17:19.280 --> 02:17:21.000 to vote. I want to be on your team. I 2911 02:17:21.040 --> 02:17:22.159 want to be on your team, right. 2912 02:17:22.760 --> 02:17:25.079 I think the thing that pisses me off actually is 2913 02:17:25.120 --> 02:17:27.760 like whenever somebody goes like, oh I'm a I'm a 2914 02:17:27.920 --> 02:17:30.079 sagittarist or I'm like a Leo, and then somebody goes 2915 02:17:30.200 --> 02:17:30.879 that makes sense. 2916 02:17:32.399 --> 02:17:34.159 Yeah, that's the instant headbutt. 2917 02:17:34.280 --> 02:17:39.000 Yeah, that's that's interesting. That's that's that's where I become. 2918 02:17:39.040 --> 02:17:42.840 That scene in dead Space three where the guy explodes randomly. 2919 02:17:42.440 --> 02:17:44.920 I keep we argued about that being from Call of Duty. 2920 02:17:44.959 --> 02:17:46.920 It's from dead Space three. I really thought I was 2921 02:17:46.920 --> 02:17:48.799 from He looks like roach or soap. One of you 2922 02:17:48.840 --> 02:17:50.120 always forget, you always forget it. 2923 02:17:50.239 --> 02:17:51.680 Like we found out on the show that it was 2924 02:17:51.680 --> 02:17:54.680 from dead Space three, and then you said it again 2925 02:17:54.959 --> 02:17:55.479 this weekend. 2926 02:17:55.520 --> 02:17:57.799 I was like, no, it's not from there, because it 2927 02:17:57.799 --> 02:18:00.079 feels like such a call of duty ass moment. It 2928 02:18:00.079 --> 02:18:01.680 doesn't feel like I don't know if it feels like 2929 02:18:01.680 --> 02:18:03.440 it definitely doesnt feel like a dead Space moment. 2930 02:18:03.440 --> 02:18:05.000 I'll tell you that much. A guy just like. 2931 02:18:06.520 --> 02:18:07.120 Exploded. 2932 02:18:07.719 --> 02:18:12.479 That's not dead space. Round iedation laughing, No, astrology be 2933 02:18:12.479 --> 02:18:13.879 shot Okay. 2934 02:18:14.000 --> 02:18:16.159 Round idation laughing too hard at the show and almost 2935 02:18:16.200 --> 02:18:17.639 crashing at the luxor entrance. 2936 02:18:17.840 --> 02:18:20.000 Nice, that'd be awesome. Damn. I would love to be 2937 02:18:20.200 --> 02:18:21.079 responsible for that. 2938 02:18:21.639 --> 02:18:24.799 What if Kingston's What if Kingson puts on glasses and 2939 02:18:24.840 --> 02:18:27.319 immediately transforms into Matt Walsh. By the way, no glass 2940 02:18:27.319 --> 02:18:27.879 is still. 2941 02:18:28.000 --> 02:18:30.319 Yeah, we are just clean happen. 2942 02:18:31.360 --> 02:18:33.280 I know that'd be No, I wouldn't be I'm not 2943 02:18:33.319 --> 02:18:33.959 that kind of guy. 2944 02:18:34.319 --> 02:18:36.680 Yeah you will. Wait, well we can't. I guess he's 2945 02:18:36.680 --> 02:18:40.680 not gonna get fucking glasses. I'm a hero, some hero. Technically, 2946 02:18:40.799 --> 02:18:43.239 well you should. You should hurry up and get it 2947 02:18:43.280 --> 02:18:47.040 over with so we can kill you. No, okay. 2948 02:18:47.120 --> 02:18:50.760 Jordan Peterson, a RFK having gay butt sex, chief financial 2949 02:18:50.799 --> 02:18:53.719 officer of Evil and word ink. Like putting gay in 2950 02:18:53.719 --> 02:18:58.760 there israel e Rhodesian sequel. I'm hitting g forces on 2951 02:18:58.799 --> 02:19:01.399 the forklift. That would make a fight pilot fucking shit himself. 2952 02:19:03.079 --> 02:19:03.840 It's so crazy. 2953 02:19:04.000 --> 02:19:06.319 Blonde blue eyed German man asking Chris to release some 2954 02:19:06.399 --> 02:19:09.920 quality content because watching current YouTubers gives me cancer. Yeah, 2955 02:19:09.920 --> 02:19:12.879 I thought about it. It is different, Yeah, it's it's 2956 02:19:12.879 --> 02:19:18.120 definitely there's some great stuff, but it is I think 2957 02:19:18.639 --> 02:19:21.120 the few and far between. Yeah, I genuinely think any 2958 02:19:21.120 --> 02:19:23.840 Austin is fantastic. I think that's like some of the 2959 02:19:23.879 --> 02:19:26.440 only good video game content. I can watch Jakie just 2960 02:19:26.440 --> 02:19:27.799 pout out a great. 2961 02:19:29.799 --> 02:19:31.680 I think Jaki is good. I think Aubrey is good. 2962 02:19:31.760 --> 02:19:33.959 I think Signifier is good. But it's a particular kind 2963 02:19:33.959 --> 02:19:35.399 of space of what you are watching them. I think 2964 02:19:35.440 --> 02:19:36.479 foreign Man is good. 2965 02:19:37.319 --> 02:19:39.319 I think the genre of people someone's sitting in front 2966 02:19:39.319 --> 02:19:41.799 of a cameras is boring to me, so like if 2967 02:19:41.799 --> 02:19:44.239 someone's gonna do something weird with it, like I'm happy, 2968 02:19:44.239 --> 02:19:44.639 I'm happy. 2969 02:19:44.639 --> 02:19:45.000 I think you. 2970 02:19:45.159 --> 02:19:47.639 I think you. I need to be super informative, genuinely 2971 02:19:47.680 --> 02:19:51.639 truly informative or funny while being informative, and a lot 2972 02:19:51.639 --> 02:19:55.239 of people can't fill in those blanks, right, Like, some 2973 02:19:55.399 --> 02:20:00.399 people are funny and they're decently about informing. Some people 2974 02:20:00.559 --> 02:20:06.000 are genuinely good at conveying information, But then a lot 2975 02:20:06.000 --> 02:20:08.360 of people try to be both and they're not. That's 2976 02:20:08.360 --> 02:20:10.079 the biggest problem, where it's like you're just not both 2977 02:20:10.079 --> 02:20:10.799 of those things. 2978 02:20:11.079 --> 02:20:14.920 Oh well, Perry the Platypus watches I turned the entire 2979 02:20:14.959 --> 02:20:16.479 Tri State area into into. 2980 02:20:16.360 --> 02:20:20.360 Gay little little gay beatles with my gay fucking beatle inator? 2981 02:20:21.680 --> 02:20:23.200 Is that Phineas and ferb that back? 2982 02:20:23.239 --> 02:20:23.479 Yeah? 2983 02:20:23.840 --> 02:20:24.200 Whatever? 2984 02:20:24.840 --> 02:20:27.200 Well, the largest I never it was after me. I 2985 02:20:27.239 --> 02:20:28.079 thought it was really fun. 2986 02:20:29.479 --> 02:20:34.079 I didn't like the kid's head, Yeah there. I didn't 2987 02:20:34.120 --> 02:20:34.280 like that. 2988 02:20:34.360 --> 02:20:37.719 It was like a triumph like a dorito. Yeah, it 2989 02:20:37.799 --> 02:20:38.760 bothered me a lot. 2990 02:20:39.200 --> 02:20:41.000 I don't I'm not sure about that. 2991 02:20:41.399 --> 02:20:43.799 I see it that was way after you, because it 2992 02:20:43.799 --> 02:20:44.559 was way after us. 2993 02:20:44.600 --> 02:20:45.600 It's pretty Yeah. 2994 02:20:45.639 --> 02:20:48.000 I was like, what like twenty the mid twenty tens. 2995 02:20:48.040 --> 02:20:51.559 That show early too early to when I was in 2996 02:20:51.559 --> 02:20:53.719 middle school. What it was on when I was in 2997 02:20:53.719 --> 02:20:54.559 the middle of high school. 2998 02:20:54.559 --> 02:20:56.280 Is that the one that has some like crazy scientists 2999 02:20:56.280 --> 02:21:01.040 in it or something. Platypus Berry nice to see you're 3000 02:21:01.079 --> 02:21:04.040 a rapist? Now, WHOA, I think that wasn't in the show. 3001 02:21:04.079 --> 02:21:11.520 But Perry, you're a rapist, And he's like. 3002 02:21:12.040 --> 02:21:14.559 I don't know, I don't remember Marxist Pope. My ass 3003 02:21:14.559 --> 02:21:16.399 is full of his helped thug Zillow two thousand. This 3004 02:21:16.479 --> 02:21:18.920 time it's gay calm moy already the quick brown Fox 3005 02:21:19.079 --> 02:21:23.399 jumped over the lazy dog. Schrodinger's blunkin jack w FM. 3006 02:21:23.440 --> 02:21:25.680 Every time Sween reads the names, he laughs at all 3007 02:21:25.719 --> 02:21:28.559 of them, like fucking Jimmy fallon. The gay Beatles will 3008 02:21:28.639 --> 02:21:30.040 ravage him? 3009 02:21:30.319 --> 02:21:34.040 Uh anger, he is right, you do do that? 3010 02:21:34.479 --> 02:21:35.120 Is they're funny. 3011 02:21:35.559 --> 02:21:37.239 I don't think you think that funny. 3012 02:21:39.040 --> 02:21:40.239 I think you think that. I think I think you 3013 02:21:40.319 --> 02:21:41.040 do it to cover. 3014 02:21:40.920 --> 02:21:41.840 Up the fact that you can't read. 3015 02:21:42.360 --> 02:21:45.680 I laugh sometimes, yeah, but then it's hard to distinguish 3016 02:21:45.719 --> 02:21:46.200 what's real. 3017 02:21:46.399 --> 02:21:50.879 Yeah, just told just sold three Labu Bu dolls. 3018 02:21:50.920 --> 02:21:52.879 Get this, and now I'm set for life. 3019 02:21:53.840 --> 02:21:54.719 Him. 3020 02:21:54.760 --> 02:21:57.879 Trump makes Rockstar release GT A six this week to 3021 02:21:57.879 --> 02:22:00.000 save the economy under threat of deportation is the only 3022 02:22:00.120 --> 02:22:03.680 policy I support. You'd get a fucking broken game. Uh 3023 02:22:03.920 --> 02:22:06.959 don't you dare disrespect s a. 3024 02:22:07.920 --> 02:22:10.639 I don't know that means I don't know if that 3025 02:22:10.680 --> 02:22:15.520 person means sexual assault or or Stephen A. Smith because 3026 02:22:15.559 --> 02:22:18.239 they call him essay, Oh yeah, I don't know. Oh 3027 02:22:18.280 --> 02:22:22.799 that's probably more. Which still is he can't mean everyone 3028 02:22:22.799 --> 02:22:25.680 disrespects him because he sucks, so I don't They can't 3029 02:22:25.680 --> 02:22:26.200 be that either. 3030 02:22:26.319 --> 02:22:27.920 Yeah, he's too he's too flamboyant. 3031 02:22:28.000 --> 02:22:28.479 I like him. 3032 02:22:28.399 --> 02:22:31.239 Sometimes, but he's clearly an idious in a lot of ways. 3033 02:22:31.360 --> 02:22:35.319 I think he understands basketball. I like him when he. 3034 02:22:35.159 --> 02:22:36.000 Well, what's not to understand. 3035 02:22:36.040 --> 02:22:39.719 It's a fucking ball, you know, I mean, there's anything 3036 02:22:39.719 --> 02:22:40.200 about data. 3037 02:22:40.200 --> 02:22:43.120 I just wanted to be When he's just doing normal reporting, 3038 02:22:43.159 --> 02:22:45.479 he's fine. But the problem is he can't help himself 3039 02:22:45.559 --> 02:22:48.120 but try to sensationalize shit. Even when he's talking about 3040 02:22:48.120 --> 02:22:50.959 somebody like this guy John Morant, right, he had some 3041 02:22:51.200 --> 02:22:54.399 issues with the law that everybody has moved on from. 3042 02:22:54.559 --> 02:22:56.799 No one talks about him, well, no, this is what 3043 02:22:56.799 --> 02:22:58.000 he does. This is what he does. 3044 02:22:58.319 --> 02:23:00.319 I literally forget John Morant had did it any of 3045 02:23:00.319 --> 02:23:02.399 that ship And he'll be like, you know, when we 3046 02:23:02.440 --> 02:23:04.239 talk about John Moran, it's not fair to bring up 3047 02:23:04.239 --> 02:23:05.840 that stuff to him. He's the only one brings up 3048 02:23:05.840 --> 02:23:07.879 every time he talks about him, he brings that ship up, 3049 02:23:08.079 --> 02:23:10.319 but he said it's not fair. He made mistakes. Move on, 3050 02:23:11.479 --> 02:23:13.799 I forget that. John Moran did some dumb ship, some 3051 02:23:13.840 --> 02:23:18.000 hood ship a while ago. What did he do drugs? 3052 02:23:18.680 --> 02:23:20.239 It was just like gun ship like he was he 3053 02:23:20.319 --> 02:23:22.920 was in a live stream with waving some guns. It 3054 02:23:22.959 --> 02:23:24.959 was just ship like that. It was just dumb hoodship. 3055 02:23:25.000 --> 02:23:26.719 He's kind of like, oh, I want to be like 3056 02:23:26.760 --> 02:23:27.840 I want to be like tough. I want to be 3057 02:23:27.879 --> 02:23:29.520 on hood And it's like, show the fuckud be super 3058 02:23:29.600 --> 02:23:31.639 rich playing basketball, done cares but like. 3059 02:23:31.600 --> 02:23:33.799 He disuspected Brownnie and Lebron pressed him and out there 3060 02:23:33.840 --> 02:23:39.280 was really funny. Yeah, but Lebron calm down, like I 3061 02:23:39.280 --> 02:23:40.840 know he's your son. But like also he's a he's 3062 02:23:40.840 --> 02:23:42.479 an athlete. Now if you want him on the Lakers, 3063 02:23:42.479 --> 02:23:43.360 you got to be prepaired for him. 3064 02:23:43.440 --> 02:23:44.719 Well, it's just what he does. He just he just 3065 02:23:44.760 --> 02:23:47.239 created a lot of them. They create narratives because that's 3066 02:23:47.280 --> 02:23:49.440 what gets people talking about him, right, Sure, so that's 3067 02:23:49.440 --> 02:23:51.399 the whole thing. And if steven A didn't do that, 3068 02:23:51.399 --> 02:23:53.280 I wouldn't have no problem with him. But also he's 3069 02:23:53.600 --> 02:23:58.200 he's a he's a manufactured centrist as well. When he 3070 02:23:58.239 --> 02:24:00.559 talks like he like, I'm inviting and his so one's 3071 02:24:00.600 --> 02:24:02.879 on my podcast. I'm gonnavite, like I want to hear 3072 02:24:02.879 --> 02:24:05.600 what these people have to say it. I'm like, do 3073 02:24:05.639 --> 02:24:08.440 you if you are actually interested, you've heard what they've 3074 02:24:08.440 --> 02:24:10.600 had to say in their pieces of ship. That's not 3075 02:24:10.639 --> 02:24:12.879 what you want to do. You want to get the 3076 02:24:12.760 --> 02:24:15.760 the that piece of ship audience that likes Candace to 3077 02:24:16.079 --> 02:24:18.879 like you as well. They're like, oh, respect for having 3078 02:24:18.879 --> 02:24:20.760 Candis on type of thing, and I'm like, you're fucking. 3079 02:24:20.600 --> 02:24:25.319 Foolished having like candas. He pretends, like, imagine having them 3080 02:24:25.319 --> 02:24:28.000 on the podcast like nick One does. I think it'd 3081 02:24:28.000 --> 02:24:28.600 be funny. 3082 02:24:29.000 --> 02:24:29.559 Would be funny. 3083 02:24:29.639 --> 02:24:31.639 Unfortunately fortunate, it'll be like this is I can't, we 3084 02:24:31.639 --> 02:24:32.399 can't have you here. 3085 02:24:32.680 --> 02:24:36.120 Unfortunately not. It's too much like if he if he 3086 02:24:36.280 --> 02:24:39.680 was just a conservative cunt, sure yeah, but he's like, 3087 02:24:39.719 --> 02:24:42.280 oh I I'm actually a Nazi. He's like literally a 3088 02:24:42.280 --> 02:24:44.319 seething racist. Yeah. I was like I can't. I can. 3089 02:24:44.559 --> 02:24:46.239 It's a shame too. I think you could have been funny. 3090 02:24:46.479 --> 02:24:51.239 Yeah. Yeah, he's got good delivery, uh big meat, these 3091 02:24:51.280 --> 02:24:55.440 thinks Canola Canola Joe greasing up Derek's thighs thick thighs 3092 02:24:55.719 --> 02:24:58.120 deep deep throwing a cactus daily to sound like RFK 3093 02:24:58.239 --> 02:25:01.200 Junior Dandy Andy a leader of the Spiderfucker Party. 3094 02:25:01.559 --> 02:25:04.719 Hope you enjoyed my ass, Batman because now you're gay. 3095 02:25:04.959 --> 02:25:10.520 That's a Cometown reference. That's crazy. What is that? So 3096 02:25:10.760 --> 02:25:13.680 it's any Cometown somehow, dude? I mean, you know me, 3097 02:25:13.760 --> 02:25:15.559 I talk all the time. So if you got if 3098 02:25:15.559 --> 02:25:19.399 anyone's watching this, it's called robo Cop Batman show Girls too. 3099 02:25:20.120 --> 02:25:22.840 That's what the clip is. It basically the the guy 3100 02:25:22.879 --> 02:25:26.719 that fucking h shot Showgirls and directed Show Girls, robo Cop. 3101 02:25:26.719 --> 02:25:28.760 I can't remember the name right now, the character, but 3102 02:25:28.920 --> 02:25:32.479 like it basically transformed into this crazy clip where it 3103 02:25:32.479 --> 02:25:36.280 started off with robo Cop and then it morphs into 3104 02:25:36.680 --> 02:25:40.159 robo Cop somehow becoming Batman and then doing some gay 3105 02:25:40.159 --> 02:25:43.319 ship with the joker. It's so fucking funny. Like I 3106 02:25:43.879 --> 02:25:45.520 can't And that's one of the lines from it. 3107 02:25:45.600 --> 02:25:50.479 I've specifically avoided watching Cometown because I get comments sometimes 3108 02:25:50.959 --> 02:25:53.799 on on this show and elsewhere where. It's just like, man, 3109 02:25:53.879 --> 02:25:56.559 it's so obvious how much Chris watches Comtown because he 3110 02:25:56.600 --> 02:25:59.440 can't stop ripping them off or something. And I'm like, 3111 02:25:59.600 --> 02:26:01.440 I'm not not even exaggerating when I tell you I've 3112 02:26:01.479 --> 02:26:04.360 never seen a single. I think I've seen maybe like 3113 02:26:04.920 --> 02:26:07.000 thirteen minutes of something that maybe you've sent me once. 3114 02:26:07.120 --> 02:26:11.760 Maybe I know, jack shit, it's it's it is one 3115 02:26:11.760 --> 02:26:13.520 thing that I'll say it annoys me. And this is 3116 02:26:13.559 --> 02:26:18.079 in every medium. When somebody popular popularizes something, they think 3117 02:26:18.120 --> 02:26:19.520 they invented something. 3118 02:26:19.719 --> 02:26:21.239 Sure, so like you know, I. 3119 02:26:21.239 --> 02:26:23.680 Was thinking about a mandonna and the pointy bras Like no, 3120 02:26:23.799 --> 02:26:26.639 that was fucking existed in Victorian shit, right, But the 3121 02:26:26.680 --> 02:26:29.680 point is when they talk about even gay covers and stuff, 3122 02:26:29.680 --> 02:26:31.680 they're like, oh, you're just ripping off Cometown. I'm like, 3123 02:26:32.040 --> 02:26:36.239 my god, there is ICP. For example, when St Colm 3124 02:26:36.319 --> 02:26:41.319 Posse has a song called slim Anus about Eminem being gay, 3125 02:26:41.559 --> 02:26:43.079 like like you want to you want to talk about it? 3126 02:26:43.479 --> 02:26:45.959 This is so I also remember it just in the 3127 02:26:46.040 --> 02:26:48.360 car or like on the bus going to school when 3128 02:26:48.399 --> 02:26:49.959 I was in middle school, and shit, like. 3129 02:26:49.959 --> 02:26:53.159 We all did that. Everybody's funny. It's just it's so 3130 02:26:53.239 --> 02:26:54.079 immature and stupid. 3131 02:26:54.120 --> 02:26:54.799 It's just funny to do. 3132 02:26:55.399 --> 02:26:58.399 And but to be like oh, because Cometown like popularized 3133 02:26:58.440 --> 02:27:01.360 it on a podcast doing it, which it's really funny 3134 02:27:01.360 --> 02:27:04.040 when when they do, especially Nick Mullen. I was Nick 3135 02:27:04.079 --> 02:27:09.600 molllean is my favorite comedian. He's such an underachievra love it, like, 3136 02:27:09.600 --> 02:27:12.079 oh he could have been so he literally just gave 3137 02:27:12.200 --> 02:27:15.600 his podcast to his fucking unfunny friend Adam Friedland, and 3138 02:27:15.639 --> 02:27:18.120 this kind of fucked off was. 3139 02:27:18.319 --> 02:27:22.559 Like, okay, yeah, he was like he has a good 3140 02:27:22.600 --> 02:27:24.000 he has a I don't know much about him, but 3141 02:27:24.239 --> 02:27:25.399 I've seen I've seen one. 3142 02:27:25.760 --> 02:27:27.399 I've seen one bit of. 3143 02:27:27.319 --> 02:27:29.719 His that I liked quite a bit, and it was like, uh, 3144 02:27:30.079 --> 02:27:32.440 he was talking about like the the government planning nine. 3145 02:27:32.360 --> 02:27:34.639 To eleven or something. Oh yeah, yeah, He's like, just 3146 02:27:34.680 --> 02:27:36.639 one more step the clues. 3147 02:27:39.079 --> 02:27:40.520 That's a genuinely great thing. 3148 02:27:40.799 --> 02:27:41.120 The idea. 3149 02:27:41.159 --> 02:27:42.680 It's just like, all right, now, how do we hide 3150 02:27:42.799 --> 02:27:44.079 clues all over the place? 3151 02:27:44.159 --> 02:27:44.239 Ye? 3152 02:27:44.479 --> 02:27:50.040 Going, let's put in the Simpsons real quick. Yeah yeah, 3153 02:27:50.280 --> 02:27:52.440 But I genuinely don't know about it, and I've specifically 3154 02:27:52.440 --> 02:27:54.479 avoided because I'm like, well, if I'm that similar already, like, 3155 02:27:54.479 --> 02:27:58.000 I don't want to if I'm accidentally ripping things off now, 3156 02:27:58.120 --> 02:28:00.200 I don't want to intentionally get it in my head 3157 02:28:00.200 --> 02:28:01.360 anyway you don't. 3158 02:28:01.840 --> 02:28:05.879 Like from somebody who's watched many and it absorbed. For example, 3159 02:28:05.920 --> 02:28:09.000 one of my favorite clips is a compilation that is 3160 02:28:09.040 --> 02:28:14.360 over an hour long of Nick Mullen doing uh accents, 3161 02:28:14.520 --> 02:28:18.600 which you know racist by just by this by the 3162 02:28:18.600 --> 02:28:22.600 premise mostly African accents, but like there's a bit. One 3163 02:28:22.600 --> 02:28:26.399 of my favorite bits is Nigerian Shark Tank. Yeah, it's fucking. 3164 02:28:26.319 --> 02:28:28.840 It's just like they say, it's ship like that there. 3165 02:28:29.000 --> 02:28:31.879 I don't see. I don't feel any what what you 3166 02:28:31.959 --> 02:28:35.719 do and what Nick does and stuff is very it's 3167 02:28:35.799 --> 02:28:38.239 it's it's just not the same. Sure, some of our 3168 02:28:38.360 --> 02:28:40.520 beats as far as like the what do you call it? 3169 02:28:40.559 --> 02:28:43.520 The immaturity level is sometimes mass right, But I feel 3170 02:28:43.559 --> 02:28:46.520 like that's a lot of fucking podcasts too that I 3171 02:28:46.520 --> 02:28:49.520 don't really watch necessarily. I don't watch a lot of 3172 02:28:49.559 --> 02:28:53.280 comedy podcasts, but that one's different because it it is 3173 02:28:53.399 --> 02:28:56.200 just oh, here, these guys aren't trying to be famous. There. 3174 02:28:56.760 --> 02:28:59.840 It just blew up because their homies fucking around, and 3175 02:28:59.879 --> 02:29:03.440 I guess it's kind of what's happening here. Yeah, you know, 3176 02:29:03.600 --> 02:29:08.079 like people lazy just talking ship, not trying to like oh, 3177 02:29:08.079 --> 02:29:09.959 we're going to clean up this thing to really sell 3178 02:29:10.000 --> 02:29:10.639 it to something. 3179 02:29:10.680 --> 02:29:12.559 Even though it would be smart, we really should. 3180 02:29:12.319 --> 02:29:13.040 It would be smart. 3181 02:29:13.079 --> 02:29:15.399 I have a question, man, Yeah, what if there was 3182 02:29:15.440 --> 02:29:23.479 a podcast of people number So imagine there was of 3183 02:29:23.840 --> 02:29:29.120 like people that saw lively s situations happen where you 3184 02:29:29.159 --> 02:29:31.360 bring them in afterwards and they're like, so, what's up? 3185 02:29:31.399 --> 02:29:35.799 Tell me about it? You podcasts not so much. 3186 02:29:36.159 --> 02:29:38.600 You bring somebody in fresh out of like you pull 3187 02:29:38.680 --> 02:29:41.680 somebody out of a Tel Aviv like like a crumbling 3188 02:29:41.719 --> 02:29:43.159 tower in Tel Aviv or like Gaza. 3189 02:29:43.520 --> 02:29:47.360 They sit in front of microphone, like five minutes go go. 3190 02:29:49.239 --> 02:29:52.120 They're like, yeah, improv with like like like one of 3191 02:29:52.159 --> 02:29:54.079 the guys, like you know the kid that that little 3192 02:29:54.079 --> 02:29:56.120 fat kid that falls off and dies off the fucking 3193 02:29:56.159 --> 02:29:58.840 screamer sheet. They imagine you have one of the people 3194 02:29:58.879 --> 02:30:01.120 that were next to him coming sit down and talk 3195 02:30:01.159 --> 02:30:04.520 to them. Hey, we're gonna do a gay parody. Hey 3196 02:30:04.520 --> 02:30:07.159 we're gonna Donna a stupid song and dumb jokes. How 3197 02:30:07.159 --> 02:30:10.079 do you feel someone died? Cool? Tell me about it. 3198 02:30:10.079 --> 02:30:11.639 We're gonna make Nickel back gay real quick. 3199 02:30:11.799 --> 02:30:16.280 Yeah, okay, can I go? 3200 02:30:18.159 --> 02:30:19.360 Yeah? Whatever you want? 3201 02:30:19.399 --> 02:30:21.440 Like you can figure out how to break those shackles. 3202 02:30:21.440 --> 02:30:22.000 You're free to go. 3203 02:30:24.239 --> 02:30:26.040 I'd love to have slaves on the show, be sick. 3204 02:30:26.319 --> 02:30:28.479 Yeah, what do you mean when you say that? 3205 02:30:28.760 --> 02:30:34.000 I mean, do I really need to explain that? Elaborate 3206 02:30:34.000 --> 02:30:36.120 a little more a little bit, show a little. 3207 02:30:36.120 --> 02:30:36.879 Kind of like what do you mean? 3208 02:30:36.959 --> 02:30:38.879 Like like no, no, no, no, no, let them go, let them go? 3209 02:30:39.040 --> 02:30:41.399 I mean, what what else needs to be said? We 3210 02:30:41.879 --> 02:30:44.360 what kind of slaves? We have slaves? And then we 3211 02:30:44.559 --> 02:30:46.159 do they do? What in front of their face? 3212 02:30:46.200 --> 02:30:47.000 What do they do? 3213 02:30:47.040 --> 02:30:49.440 They're in chains? What do they What kind of slaves 3214 02:30:49.479 --> 02:30:50.520 are they? Like? What brand? You know? 3215 02:30:50.559 --> 02:30:53.959 There's different, right, so just just in general, people that 3216 02:30:54.000 --> 02:30:54.600 don't have the right. 3217 02:30:54.639 --> 02:30:57.399 Basically, yeah, we'll we'll make a podcast where we interview 3218 02:30:57.399 --> 02:30:59.479 slaves and it will be called two Years a Slave. 3219 02:31:00.120 --> 02:31:02.399 Oh that's that's hard, dude. 3220 02:31:02.399 --> 02:31:04.520 I like that's pretty hard, man. I like that a lot. 3221 02:31:04.559 --> 02:31:07.159 It's it's a unique. It's finally a really unique podcast. 3222 02:31:07.319 --> 02:31:08.399 Yeah, there's nothing like that. 3223 02:31:08.600 --> 02:31:11.360 Go back time and go back in time, rip slaves 3224 02:31:11.360 --> 02:31:13.159 out of their time theory, and sit them in front 3225 02:31:13.200 --> 02:31:15.040 of the mic, interview them, and then throw the mac. 3226 02:31:15.120 --> 02:31:17.079 Now they have nothing like that. 3227 02:31:17.559 --> 02:31:19.000 They have to be slaves that are going to die 3228 02:31:19.000 --> 02:31:20.200 BECAUSEY don't want to fuck up the times. 3229 02:31:20.280 --> 02:31:24.079 No, no, yeah, I don't care about that, about the 3230 02:31:24.079 --> 02:31:26.399 times that somebody else's time. I want to make money 3231 02:31:26.399 --> 02:31:28.360 off slaves. Yeah, we're going to fuck up their timeline. 3232 02:31:28.559 --> 02:31:32.200 This timeline already said every time you travel, you create 3233 02:31:32.239 --> 02:31:33.239 a new universe. So it's great. 3234 02:31:33.280 --> 02:31:35.840 I'm like, hey, hey, hey, little slave, do you little 3235 02:31:35.840 --> 02:31:38.959 slave dance? Do your little slave dance? 3236 02:31:39.040 --> 02:31:40.200 What is a slave dance? Exactly? 3237 02:31:40.280 --> 02:31:47.520 I don't know, you don't remember it? Something we should do, like, 3238 02:31:49.120 --> 02:31:51.079 oh my god, I'm like, you do a little slaves, 3239 02:31:51.159 --> 02:31:53.120 little slave? Do you little slave jag? 3240 02:31:53.840 --> 02:31:54.319 Oh my god? 3241 02:31:54.360 --> 02:31:57.479 Whatever we do like slavery too, but not the dis 3242 02:31:57.760 --> 02:32:02.120 uh no, sex trafficking jackpot. Yeah, I think that's what 3243 02:32:02.159 --> 02:32:04.959 white slavery is. If I remember, that's the predominantly white slavery. 3244 02:32:05.319 --> 02:32:07.200 I don't mean white isn't race. It's like what they 3245 02:32:07.239 --> 02:32:08.559 call it, you know, like they go like that like 3246 02:32:09.079 --> 02:32:12.360 blue collar, Yeah, blue white slavery. So I think sex 3247 02:32:12.399 --> 02:32:14.440 trafficking is involved in that. So we'll bring a bunch 3248 02:32:14.479 --> 02:32:16.879 of sex traffic victims on the podcast, and. 3249 02:32:18.559 --> 02:32:21.079 We'll bring them on a podcast will offer like what 3250 02:32:21.719 --> 02:32:23.879 is it called rays a sexuary sanctuary, and then when 3251 02:32:23.879 --> 02:32:25.879 we're done with the podcast, we alert that they're pimps 3252 02:32:25.959 --> 02:32:26.760 or their fucking owners. 3253 02:32:26.799 --> 02:32:29.120 Yeah. Yeah, it's the same thing as like calling Ice 3254 02:32:29.200 --> 02:32:33.680 like well well, well well interview fucking like that is 3255 02:32:33.719 --> 02:32:37.719 the most pacoll that does the Rispatos and sh and 3256 02:32:37.760 --> 02:32:39.959 then after that like, dude, we really appreciate your service. 3257 02:32:40.000 --> 02:32:42.000 Stay saved by the way. La Migre is on the way. 3258 02:32:42.520 --> 02:32:48.040 I can't believe Ice is newer than Shrek is. I 3259 02:32:48.079 --> 02:32:57.559 can't get over that. Like the Ice Ice that three three, 3260 02:32:58.600 --> 02:33:00.360 So Shrek has been around long than I. 3261 02:33:00.680 --> 02:33:05.760 Yeah, but Migra has been around longer though Ice specifically, Yeah, 3262 02:33:05.799 --> 02:33:08.920 it is fresh, but like there there's you know, La Migra, 3263 02:33:09.319 --> 02:33:11.079 there's always been immigration agents. 3264 02:33:11.520 --> 02:33:16.600 Sure, yeah, yeah, deep throwing. I read that already. 3265 02:33:18.360 --> 02:33:21.280 I am a high ranking I am a high ranking 3266 02:33:21.319 --> 02:33:23.639 figure in Islam, and I am placing a fotwan Kingston 3267 02:33:24.159 --> 02:33:28.159 Health Big Bad oh Heath, big Bad Beetlebork smoke or 3268 02:33:28.280 --> 02:33:30.920 smoking Kingston gids a low tier gooner. Joe Rogan is 3269 02:33:30.920 --> 02:33:33.559 the missing link and weep for my allegion of sweens 3270 02:33:33.600 --> 02:33:37.040 be upon you. J Peterson. Uh, what is rape in 3271 02:33:37.079 --> 02:33:42.879 the ontological sense. Lily's brother steers with the car's radio knobs. 3272 02:33:45.079 --> 02:33:46.959 That's crazy. 3273 02:33:47.559 --> 02:33:52.680 Whoa they get real good. 3274 02:33:53.479 --> 02:33:55.440 Well, that's like playing Guitar hero with like a controller 3275 02:33:55.520 --> 02:33:56.959 or something, or like trying to play like the Elden 3276 02:33:57.000 --> 02:33:58.719 Ring with a d d R pad. Like he's just 3277 02:33:58.719 --> 02:34:01.600 trying to he rewires the controls for the steering wheel 3278 02:34:01.760 --> 02:34:03.760 on the radio knobs for. 3279 02:34:03.760 --> 02:34:07.760 The challenge's time doing that. Yeah, it's like this guy 3280 02:34:07.879 --> 02:34:10.079 fucking right now, he's trying to beat Dark Souls with 3281 02:34:10.120 --> 02:34:12.719 a trumpet. You know, it's just like, come on, man, 3282 02:34:13.280 --> 02:34:15.399 I guess the guy did it with a banana already though. 3283 02:34:15.479 --> 02:34:17.799 What Yeah, there wanting bananas. 3284 02:34:17.799 --> 02:34:21.159 They should somebody be Dark Souls with the banana. Everybody's 3285 02:34:21.200 --> 02:34:24.280 beating video games with crazy things. People are just hooking 3286 02:34:24.319 --> 02:34:26.680 things up this stuff and making it work somehow. Little 3287 02:34:26.719 --> 02:34:30.319 notes like they like when they made potato clocks in 3288 02:34:30.719 --> 02:34:40.440 science class. They they built little yeah, they built controllers. Yeah, 3289 02:34:40.600 --> 02:34:48.760 did they have like like potato flesh lights potato potato 3290 02:34:50.120 --> 02:34:52.360 you put in the oven for how long like fifty 3291 02:34:53.760 --> 02:34:59.959 forty so that is piping in the oven is insane. 3292 02:35:00.399 --> 02:35:02.360 And then then you gotta just sucking blast. 3293 02:35:02.600 --> 02:35:04.000 You just go through. You just go through it. 3294 02:35:05.239 --> 02:35:06.760 See walk into your friend. 3295 02:35:06.799 --> 02:35:08.719 That was going on? Man, I not much that much. 3296 02:35:09.040 --> 02:35:13.000 And you see a fucking potato that's on the load 3297 02:35:13.760 --> 02:35:16.000 on the back of steam. 3298 02:35:19.399 --> 02:35:19.840 Potato. 3299 02:35:19.879 --> 02:35:26.200 How did you steaming for? How was it? Sweat and corn? 3300 02:35:26.280 --> 02:35:26.520 And here? 3301 02:35:26.600 --> 02:35:28.440 What the what that has going on? 3302 02:35:29.399 --> 02:35:33.559 Yeah? This dude fucking Thanksgiving just sets up the whole 3303 02:35:33.600 --> 02:35:37.440 fucking dinner and then he just fucks it all. You 3304 02:35:37.760 --> 02:35:42.559 got the turkey, got the stuff, and crazy that guy 3305 02:35:42.600 --> 02:35:45.559 with the eight ounces just so it's just a fucking 3306 02:35:45.840 --> 02:35:48.680 smathering a couple over the place, and he's like it 3307 02:35:48.799 --> 02:35:49.479 was a good time. Man. 3308 02:35:49.520 --> 02:35:52.319 There's a poorly printed picture of Richard Simmons face staple 3309 02:35:52.360 --> 02:35:57.239 to everything that he's fucking. It's crazy, Lily, Yeah, sneezing 3310 02:35:57.280 --> 02:36:00.360 out a big old glob of gay little beatles Kevin 3311 02:36:00.399 --> 02:36:03.319 Durant's feet gay for beatles. Fuck you, I am paying 3312 02:36:03.319 --> 02:36:06.319 my TV license, bitch, mister pants going to be edging 3313 02:36:06.360 --> 02:36:08.200 to my fate in the new expansion. 3314 02:36:08.280 --> 02:36:09.079 Oh yeah, when is that? 3315 02:36:10.840 --> 02:36:13.479 There's a lot coming out right now, there's a lot 3316 02:36:13.559 --> 02:36:13.879 coming out. 3317 02:36:13.920 --> 02:36:16.120 I can't I can't justify it. I'm not going to 3318 02:36:16.120 --> 02:36:17.920 get it unless I get a freak code, which I might. 3319 02:36:18.719 --> 02:36:23.440 That new Uh, what is it? Destrandy's coming out soon? Oh? 3320 02:36:23.639 --> 02:36:24.440 That comes up this year. 3321 02:36:24.520 --> 02:36:26.440 Yeah, and it comes out this month. Damn. 3322 02:36:26.879 --> 02:36:29.479 Oh wow the next like two weeks or something. Uh 3323 02:36:29.680 --> 02:36:31.040 playing Red Sirpunk again. 3324 02:36:31.479 --> 02:36:32.760 I'm trying to play Syrerpunk again. 3325 02:36:32.840 --> 02:36:35.200 But then I got to that fucking the brain Dance editing, 3326 02:36:35.239 --> 02:36:37.879 and I'm just like, fuck man, it's. 3327 02:36:37.520 --> 02:36:40.040 Kind of tedious. I've never seen the one mission I 3328 02:36:40.079 --> 02:36:41.280 fucking hate. 3329 02:36:41.120 --> 02:36:43.000 But it's it's a mission that like it's one of 3330 02:36:43.000 --> 02:36:45.000 the because I saw people commenting because I teeted about it, 3331 02:36:45.040 --> 02:36:46.479 and they're like, it's just one part of the game. 3332 02:36:46.520 --> 02:36:48.040 It's so little, Like how could that get in your 3333 02:36:48.079 --> 02:36:50.799 way of enjoying it? But it's like, bro, I it 3334 02:36:50.840 --> 02:36:52.399 would be like if there was you got to do 3335 02:36:52.440 --> 02:36:54.680 it a few times, Yeah, you have to do it 3336 02:36:54.719 --> 02:36:55.319 for a while. 3337 02:36:55.680 --> 02:36:56.840 You only have to do it one time in the 3338 02:36:56.879 --> 02:36:58.040 mainstre once. 3339 02:36:58.879 --> 02:36:59.639 But it's right. 3340 02:36:59.719 --> 02:37:03.360 But it's it's like it's a tutorial and and there's. 3341 02:37:03.159 --> 02:37:04.799 The tutorial and then there's the mission that you have 3342 02:37:04.879 --> 02:37:08.920 to do it mission. What do you mean the dude, 3343 02:37:09.159 --> 02:37:11.959 our Soka Tower, the when you're. 3344 02:37:11.840 --> 02:37:15.360 When you were a Jackie. Yes, yeah, right when you 3345 02:37:15.399 --> 02:37:17.319 were Jackie, like when you're yeah, the when when you're 3346 02:37:17.360 --> 02:37:19.440 when you're you do the thing so you can know though, 3347 02:37:19.479 --> 02:37:21.200 what the code is so you can get the thing out. Yeah, 3348 02:37:21.280 --> 02:37:22.559 I get ice thing. Yeah. 3349 02:37:22.680 --> 02:37:24.719 I feel like I guess okay, because I did it. 3350 02:37:24.719 --> 02:37:26.559 I remember doing it, because I did it a few times, 3351 02:37:26.559 --> 02:37:28.280 because with Rivers you have to do it once. 3352 02:37:28.200 --> 02:37:28.719 I've done it. 3353 02:37:29.040 --> 02:37:30.840 I remember doing it a handful of time. 3354 02:37:31.319 --> 02:37:33.639 River. Maybe it wasn't the main story, but I can't remember. 3355 02:37:33.799 --> 02:37:35.680 Every time a brain dance thing pops up, I'm like, 3356 02:37:35.920 --> 02:37:38.079 I'm not doing this. You know, you gotta do with 3357 02:37:38.200 --> 02:37:40.159 that guy that's like the fucking that guy that thinks 3358 02:37:40.159 --> 02:37:42.639 he's Jesus that gets crucified, the fucking dude that gets 3359 02:37:43.360 --> 02:37:44.760 by the diner in that part of the game, which 3360 02:37:44.760 --> 02:37:45.760 is fucking crazy. 3361 02:37:46.000 --> 02:37:48.280 Do it, Rivers. I think that's the tutorial. 3362 02:37:48.639 --> 02:37:51.399 No, no, I know the tutorial is the bank, not 3363 02:37:51.440 --> 02:37:55.079 the bank robbery, but the convenience store robbery. That's right, Okay, 3364 02:37:55.159 --> 02:37:57.719 but uh I it's I understand, like the rest of 3365 02:37:57.760 --> 02:38:00.440 the game is very good, but then like that part 3366 02:38:00.520 --> 02:38:03.040 specifically is the least fun I've ever had in anything 3367 02:38:03.120 --> 02:38:04.680 that I've ever ever, you know what I mean. 3368 02:38:04.719 --> 02:38:07.680 So it's like, do I want to go through what 3369 02:38:07.799 --> 02:38:09.959 is it? Basically like twenty straight minutes? 3370 02:38:10.079 --> 02:38:11.319 Thirty minutes, twenty minutes. 3371 02:38:11.559 --> 02:38:14.000 It's a long fucking seat the Ka Tower unless you 3372 02:38:14.040 --> 02:38:16.079 memorize where to go and what to do. But like, dude, 3373 02:38:16.120 --> 02:38:18.079 like I blocked that section out every time I come 3374 02:38:18.120 --> 02:38:20.559 to it because I don't I had so little fun. 3375 02:38:20.479 --> 02:38:22.399 Doing I don't remember because I feel like I probably 3376 02:38:22.639 --> 02:38:24.399 I'm already at the point where I like, there's another 3377 02:38:24.399 --> 02:38:25.879 part where you're like in a church or something. I 3378 02:38:25.920 --> 02:38:26.559 don't know that's what. 3379 02:38:26.600 --> 02:38:26.959 That's what. 3380 02:38:27.000 --> 02:38:28.719 The dude that's going to kill himself, he's like, oh yeah, 3381 02:38:28.760 --> 02:38:31.200 I'm abad to kill myself for like some functioning things. 3382 02:38:31.280 --> 02:38:35.079 I just remember doing those things and and yes, not 3383 02:38:35.159 --> 02:38:36.840 enjoying it. We didn't. I can do it again with 3384 02:38:36.879 --> 02:38:39.799 the with the fucking uh the Japanese guy that you're 3385 02:38:39.799 --> 02:38:42.040 with who saves you. Oh yeah, you have to do 3386 02:38:42.040 --> 02:38:44.479 it again with for some reason. I can't remember why, 3387 02:38:44.520 --> 02:38:46.200 but I know you have to do it. You have 3388 02:38:46.239 --> 02:38:47.079 to do it a few times. 3389 02:38:47.280 --> 02:38:49.159 Is his name? Takahashi? Am I being racist? 3390 02:38:49.520 --> 02:38:50.559 It's close? I remember it? 3391 02:38:50.600 --> 02:38:54.799 Isshi, yeahsh not ten Kashi. 3392 02:38:55.479 --> 02:38:56.440 I thought it was Takahashi. 3393 02:38:56.559 --> 02:38:58.799 Is it Tankashi's the rapper? 3394 02:38:58.959 --> 02:39:02.440 No, that's that that's not right Khi six nine. That 3395 02:39:02.479 --> 02:39:11.040 can't be right, right, ten Kashi six nine? What what 3396 02:39:11.040 --> 02:39:13.440 do people call him? Oh? Okay, call him sixth nine 3397 02:39:13.680 --> 02:39:18.680 a rat okay, a rat pedal rat. 3398 02:39:19.920 --> 02:39:22.920 He didn't he taking moura that his name is Takama. 3399 02:39:23.040 --> 02:39:27.360 Yeah, okay, yeah, I let that eye then die. I think, 3400 02:39:27.399 --> 02:39:29.040 well you can't. You can't do it that. 3401 02:39:30.559 --> 02:39:32.040 You can saved him in that earlier apart, but he 3402 02:39:32.040 --> 02:39:33.559 can dilate on the game because like the. 3403 02:39:33.520 --> 02:39:37.479 Park go under, remember, like he's upstairs and you go 3404 02:39:37.600 --> 02:39:39.840 and you can't, like not because I wanted to. You 3405 02:39:39.879 --> 02:39:42.479 know how you can jump high? I wanted to. I 3406 02:39:42.479 --> 02:39:44.520 wanted to jump back up there and fucking help him. 3407 02:39:44.520 --> 02:39:46.399 But you you literally they don't let you. I wish 3408 02:39:46.399 --> 02:39:48.440 he could play the game I'm talking about. Ye, you can. 3409 02:39:48.479 --> 02:39:51.120 You can save him, you can figure he like sacrifices 3410 02:39:51.159 --> 02:39:52.719 himself that point. No, I think there's one part where 3411 02:39:52.760 --> 02:39:54.280 you fight one of his homies who's like a fucking 3412 02:39:54.319 --> 02:39:56.040 gets like the man displaying. He starts tripping out. You 3413 02:39:56.040 --> 02:39:57.840 fight his homeie because he can survive at the end 3414 02:39:57.840 --> 02:39:59.639 because if you do the ending with Hanakoh, he can 3415 02:39:59.680 --> 02:39:59.959 be there. 3416 02:40:00.079 --> 02:40:03.440 What the ship for? Okay, so what I I would 3417 02:40:03.479 --> 02:40:05.559 love to be because I got five of the endings 3418 02:40:05.600 --> 02:40:07.280 because there was like some one I do want to 3419 02:40:07.280 --> 02:40:07.799 replay it again. 3420 02:40:07.840 --> 02:40:09.799 Though there's the part like where you're in. 3421 02:40:10.120 --> 02:40:12.799 You're in like they all raid it and stuff, and 3422 02:40:12.840 --> 02:40:15.680 there's like a black yeah, well you go, you go 3423 02:40:15.840 --> 02:40:17.440 down like that's the only way to go, and I 3424 02:40:17.559 --> 02:40:19.760 just wanted to pop back up and fight, but they 3425 02:40:19.799 --> 02:40:22.120 won't let you do it. And then that's when he 3426 02:40:22.360 --> 02:40:24.120 essentially like sacrifices himself because I. 3427 02:40:24.040 --> 02:40:25.600 Think you can do something different to get there, because I 3428 02:40:25.639 --> 02:40:27.360 because I remember the one endings I got, he's there. 3429 02:40:27.399 --> 02:40:29.520 That's interesting. I wanted I want to explore that. I'll 3430 02:40:29.520 --> 02:40:31.079 explore that. 3431 02:40:30.479 --> 02:40:32.479 That games that game is. I think that's such a 3432 02:40:32.600 --> 02:40:34.680 really insanely well developed like city. 3433 02:40:36.600 --> 02:40:41.719 What's up PanAm, Yeah, I'm so cool. I'm viv. 3434 02:40:43.600 --> 02:40:46.040 It's so funny him with a as a black character 3435 02:40:46.040 --> 02:40:47.600 because he doesn't sound black. 3436 02:40:47.360 --> 02:40:50.920 Even man, he's like he's so clearly white, so. 3437 02:40:50.920 --> 02:40:55.280 Clearly like some sort of like fucking like Italian fucking guys. 3438 02:40:55.760 --> 02:40:58.440 He's like some guy from Ohio play play like a 3439 02:40:58.440 --> 02:41:01.239 two K game and then make like a Asian character 3440 02:41:01.280 --> 02:41:04.440 and they're like, hey, yo, what up? He was good? 3441 02:41:04.520 --> 02:41:09.239 My name MP. It's fucking it's fucking Asian character. It 3442 02:41:09.399 --> 02:41:12.159 used to it used to be kind of like this 3443 02:41:12.200 --> 02:41:16.159 could be, but now and they just know it's just 3444 02:41:16.200 --> 02:41:17.799 a it's just a nigga doing nothing. 3445 02:41:18.319 --> 02:41:19.840 Players do have a certain vernacular. 3446 02:41:20.200 --> 02:41:22.840 Well, after a while, some of them started developing it. 3447 02:41:22.879 --> 02:41:25.799 Like there's that dude that was in Miami as something. 3448 02:41:26.360 --> 02:41:28.440 I forgot his last name. I forgot his name, Tyler 3449 02:41:28.479 --> 02:41:31.280 Hero though he's whitish it Tyler Hero, you know. But 3450 02:41:31.360 --> 02:41:33.639 he's like, hey, yo, you know my name Tyler Hero. 3451 02:41:33.719 --> 02:41:35.479 And I'm like, all right, you've been You've been hooping 3452 02:41:35.600 --> 02:41:38.239 way too. 3453 02:41:38.360 --> 02:41:39.360 You just start tunding, like can. 3454 02:41:39.239 --> 02:41:40.680 You just start card working. 3455 02:41:41.959 --> 02:41:46.120 Point The ours on my dodge ran with WS and 3456 02:41:46.159 --> 02:41:48.079 now engine sounds like hot to go. 3457 02:41:49.360 --> 02:41:55.120 I'm so good after this, really, twenty four is are 3458 02:41:55.159 --> 02:41:58.440 you basketball? I'm okay, I'm I'm so out of shape. 3459 02:41:58.479 --> 02:42:01.719 It's I didn't realize because like I'll just would box 3460 02:42:02.280 --> 02:42:05.360 and I'm very stationary. Now that I've been running around, 3461 02:42:05.799 --> 02:42:08.840 I feel like i'm dying. It's crazy, dude, it's it's 3462 02:42:08.959 --> 02:42:11.120 it's what, it's laughable. How I would have shape by him? 3463 02:42:11.159 --> 02:42:14.479 I didn't know. I didn't know. Jolly old dipship a parade. 3464 02:42:14.239 --> 02:42:16.079 So not good ship to play it though, like not 3465 02:42:16.120 --> 02:42:16.799 even slightly. 3466 02:42:17.920 --> 02:42:22.200 Just keep going man, just Al Sharpton versus Sharp Alton. 3467 02:42:26.319 --> 02:42:27.959 My mind is on now, Sharp Alton. 3468 02:42:28.120 --> 02:42:31.520 I think he's got I think he's got the edge. Yeah, hey, 3469 02:42:32.239 --> 02:42:41.239 uh yo, Derek, what is retarded grade? Retarded? Yeah, retarded 3470 02:42:41.319 --> 02:42:43.879 grade black men? The US government takes her in Colm, 3471 02:42:45.200 --> 02:42:49.520 like the Colm that comes out. I'm gonna return home soil. 3472 02:42:50.840 --> 02:42:54.040 I don't know, I don't it's it's okay, it's okay, 3473 02:42:54.040 --> 02:42:54.479 it's all right. 3474 02:42:54.559 --> 02:42:55.319 What is this prof. 3475 02:42:57.200 --> 02:42:58.600 Retarded grade? Nice? 3476 02:42:59.799 --> 02:43:03.559 I like squeezing, squeezing my balls like a clown nose. 3477 02:43:03.959 --> 02:43:06.440 Kingston had a dream. Kingston had a dream. Beetle have 3478 02:43:06.479 --> 02:43:07.159 a dream. 3479 02:43:07.920 --> 02:43:10.959 Pee wee Herman b like here, huh, it is right. 3480 02:43:13.040 --> 02:43:14.680 I forgot to put on it. 3481 02:43:15.159 --> 02:43:17.479 Pee wee Herman be like haha, I'm still dead. Courage 3482 02:43:17.479 --> 02:43:18.760 warns Muriel about Michael Vick. 3483 02:43:18.799 --> 02:43:19.360 But it's too late. 3484 02:43:19.399 --> 02:43:23.280 Hammering my dick to hammering my dick flat to grind 3485 02:43:23.520 --> 02:43:28.440 smithing levels. I call it ex caliber now hibernating Little 3486 02:43:28.479 --> 02:43:32.639 Gatle Search, Peter Lori, Fish Battle, Matt pat solving all 3487 02:43:32.680 --> 02:43:36.040 wars by giving every word World Leader a copy of Undertail. 3488 02:43:36.399 --> 02:43:41.799 Sween's Kid's gonna look like fred O Milky top Uh Smitchy. 3489 02:43:41.440 --> 02:43:44.639 The kid, Derek, you do have to pay us fed 3490 02:43:44.680 --> 02:43:46.120 income times even though let me know the. 3491 02:43:46.040 --> 02:43:49.280 Country just not as. 3492 02:43:49.239 --> 02:43:52.120 Much, but also pay the other count I don't know 3493 02:43:52.159 --> 02:43:56.920 what that means. Foul tarnished, post clarity, nut me tank, miguan, 3494 02:43:57.120 --> 02:44:01.200 take me on life. I'm a better cuck than you. 3495 02:44:01.319 --> 02:44:01.520 Rick. 3496 02:44:01.840 --> 02:44:06.920 It's your baby, Rick Star Coffee, Calmery already you spidery Man. 3497 02:44:08.319 --> 02:44:10.159 Listen to them, the Children of the Night. 3498 02:44:11.159 --> 02:44:12.239 What's called they make? 3499 02:44:12.360 --> 02:44:12.920 That's crazy? 3500 02:44:13.280 --> 02:44:19.520 The Mega the Megafacon, very cool, pretty classic. Craig the 3501 02:44:19.520 --> 02:44:21.680 Canadian holding the fact that Sween was wrong about one 3502 02:44:21.680 --> 02:44:24.479 more day over his fat head forever. It's your boy, 3503 02:44:24.559 --> 02:44:27.479 Shawne d I have transformed into the ginger version of 3504 02:44:27.479 --> 02:44:30.799 Calm where you already come shot gaming TM at Grock 3505 02:44:31.000 --> 02:44:32.920 Is this true? Service? 3506 02:44:32.959 --> 02:44:33.200 Agent? 3507 02:44:33.200 --> 02:44:36.040 Two sixty seven Chris Malnado Show. If I had a 3508 02:44:36.040 --> 02:44:38.319 time machine, I would give Julius Caesar an orange phanta 3509 02:44:38.399 --> 02:44:40.200 because I don't know, but. 3510 02:44:40.440 --> 02:44:42.760 That would do something that would celebrate something that would. 3511 02:44:42.600 --> 02:44:44.879 Be interesting, that would be uh yeah, because what was 3512 02:44:44.879 --> 02:44:45.959 it called narne Julius? 3513 02:44:46.040 --> 02:44:48.959 Yeah, I don't know. 3514 02:44:49.079 --> 02:44:51.920 Orange drinks that aren't orange juice kind of confused me. 3515 02:44:52.559 --> 02:44:55.120 I don't know if I've ever because this is an 3516 02:44:55.120 --> 02:44:56.520 orange Julius. 3517 02:44:56.559 --> 02:44:59.360 There is milk involved in that, right or No, I 3518 02:44:59.399 --> 02:45:00.639 don't know anything about him. 3519 02:45:00.799 --> 02:45:02.719 They've always been like unappealing to me. They've always felt 3520 02:45:02.719 --> 02:45:04.200 too like neon to me. 3521 02:45:04.440 --> 02:45:07.239 I may have been to one, but I really don't remember. Yeah, 3522 02:45:08.120 --> 02:45:10.639 nobody cares you want a nice bennet. 3523 02:45:13.680 --> 02:45:17.440 In US, we have a king hitting a punch instead 3524 02:45:17.440 --> 02:45:20.239 of yanking elbow, and if you use a glass, it's 3525 02:45:20.239 --> 02:45:24.239 a king's goblet. Using the remote from click to pause time, 3526 02:45:24.399 --> 02:45:28.680 coate Kingston from head to toe in come Zum time, 3527 02:45:28.879 --> 02:45:31.239 and then watch what he does from afar. 3528 02:45:32.600 --> 02:45:33.680 I I let. 3529 02:45:33.479 --> 02:45:35.639 My boyfriend do a comy com on my boy pussy 3530 02:45:35.760 --> 02:45:37.360 and he didn't wear a boycoon them. 3531 02:45:37.479 --> 02:45:39.920 And now I'm gonna get boy playgo fat fag boegos. 3532 02:45:39.959 --> 02:45:46.319 Now that's crazy, it's crazy. Remember I said, out there 3533 02:45:46.360 --> 02:45:49.120 doing something I forgot I was like, oh, just deals 3534 02:45:50.079 --> 02:45:50.479 you said. 3535 02:45:50.600 --> 02:45:53.079 I said that's quazy once, but I didn't say that, 3536 02:45:53.319 --> 02:45:56.079 and it's bothered, definitely said, I definitely didn't say it's crazy. 3537 02:45:56.239 --> 02:46:01.159 Definitely, You're a fucking criminal that's crazy. Should be killed. 3538 02:46:01.200 --> 02:46:02.360 I think, uh. 3539 02:46:02.719 --> 02:46:05.879 Beatle Moriarty, Beetle Moriarty, I hate you with every fiber 3540 02:46:05.879 --> 02:46:07.600 of my being. You're very exist and sickens me. May 3541 02:46:07.600 --> 02:46:09.479 God strike you dead to night. Here's twenty five dollars 3542 02:46:09.760 --> 02:46:12.840 beatle hooker in his beetlefish nets, sucking beetle dick for 3543 02:46:12.879 --> 02:46:15.600 beetle meth Obi won't shall blow me waiting for the 3544 02:46:15.639 --> 02:46:17.559 sween hunting tier. I want his pel column. We're already 3545 02:46:17.600 --> 02:46:20.200 so gape. They call him slipping Jimmy Kremlin to Gremlin 3546 02:46:20.280 --> 02:46:25.440 two beatles blumkining while staring at h extra Ammo was 3547 02:46:25.479 --> 02:46:29.120 no joke. Was a joke, no gay parody, no no questions. 3548 02:46:29.600 --> 02:46:35.200 It was a fucking mess, stupid Harry Rectum. I'm tired, 3549 02:46:35.239 --> 02:46:41.520 boss man, gay slipknot devil in itune thrust inside. Oh 3550 02:46:41.559 --> 02:46:45.239 I see put his penis and I wage like five 3551 02:46:45.440 --> 02:46:50.680 three Rhythm x Men x Men x Men animated theme for. 3552 02:46:50.440 --> 02:46:56.200 Fuck My Butt for for fuck my butt, fucking. 3553 02:47:01.040 --> 02:47:04.440 Theafini Brothers, Jeffrey Epstein in Minecraft. Maybe like I am 3554 02:47:04.479 --> 02:47:07.239 Steen Don Donkerson, the Colne swinging slasher Laslow. 3555 02:47:07.280 --> 02:47:08.079 I don't have much time. 3556 02:47:08.719 --> 02:47:10.280 I owe money to a lot of bad people and 3557 02:47:10.280 --> 02:47:11.239 I'm into deep Laslow. 3558 02:47:11.280 --> 02:47:12.559 Please La, I need to help. 3559 02:47:12.680 --> 02:47:15.239 L You were doing that one time at my house 3560 02:47:15.280 --> 02:47:17.440 and it was insane, crying. 3561 02:47:17.840 --> 02:47:18.280 It was. 3562 02:47:20.079 --> 02:47:22.399 I forgot that his accent was like the in Camp Laslow. 3563 02:47:22.399 --> 02:47:25.440 I forgot that the elephant he had had that thing 3564 02:47:25.799 --> 02:47:29.399 aggressively Indian accent. Yeah, and his name was Raj. Yeah, 3565 02:47:29.399 --> 02:47:31.600 he's an Indian. I mean it makes sense, but it 3566 02:47:31.680 --> 02:47:35.959 was just like it was so extreme and I don't 3567 02:47:36.000 --> 02:47:36.479 remember it that. 3568 02:47:37.239 --> 02:47:41.280 He sounds panic. What are you doing? He sounds panicked 3569 02:47:41.319 --> 02:47:41.959 all the time. 3570 02:47:42.319 --> 02:47:43.120 He sounds like. 3571 02:47:43.280 --> 02:47:45.200 They took his seven eleven from him. 3572 02:47:47.319 --> 02:47:48.079 Seven eleven, or. 3573 02:47:48.079 --> 02:47:50.559 His motel, or they took his ability to become a doctor, 3574 02:47:51.000 --> 02:47:54.600 or they took uh, they wanted up his path. 3575 02:47:55.520 --> 02:47:58.639 I will say, man, best doctor I ever had, stop, 3576 02:47:58.799 --> 02:48:01.239 the best doctor I ever had was a dude. 3577 02:48:01.399 --> 02:48:07.079 Come on, man, that was just it's like the white huffman. Huh, 3578 02:48:07.079 --> 02:48:08.319 Like what did you say? What did you say? 3579 02:48:08.360 --> 02:48:13.399 It with old Come on, dudelne, do not to. 3580 02:48:13.719 --> 02:48:18.879 Wash off my stop dude, Like that's this bad? 3581 02:48:21.280 --> 02:48:24.200 This is my shower routine. Oh peep, this this is 3582 02:48:24.239 --> 02:48:28.680 my shower routine. Enter wash, ass, then face, then balls, 3583 02:48:28.719 --> 02:48:31.879 then face again, then ass again, then face exit. 3584 02:48:33.079 --> 02:48:33.559 So crazy. 3585 02:48:33.559 --> 02:48:37.799 Mid section of his legs, yeah, all filthy, filthy. He 3586 02:48:37.959 --> 02:48:41.319 just relies on the runoff. His face is so full 3587 02:48:41.360 --> 02:48:43.280 of caverns and postage. 3588 02:48:43.319 --> 02:48:48.760 And I like it, mister Smith. He's got pink eye 3589 02:48:48.799 --> 02:48:49.120 up the. 3590 02:48:49.879 --> 02:48:51.120 He's got pink eyes so much. 3591 02:48:51.159 --> 02:48:56.520 It's just I now he's got he's got pink He's 3592 02:48:56.680 --> 02:49:00.319 just layers of crust just out. It's like Homer. 3593 02:49:01.719 --> 02:49:03.200 Yes, the episode had pink eye. 3594 02:49:03.760 --> 02:49:07.079 His pink eye has pink eye. And it's over from here, 3595 02:49:07.120 --> 02:49:09.479 mister Smith. Are the pretty girls in the room with 3596 02:49:09.559 --> 02:49:13.040 us right now? Me be fishy a mean lesbian? Fuck eyes? 3597 02:49:13.079 --> 02:49:13.639 Fuck Trump? 3598 02:49:13.959 --> 02:49:20.719 John Strickland Merse eighteen eighty nine, vilidity verlidy very lyly. 3599 02:49:20.799 --> 02:49:21.959 I don't know. I don't know what that means. 3600 02:49:23.360 --> 02:49:24.959 Did you just drow SWASTI U. 3601 02:49:28.000 --> 02:49:31.399 Notice right away? 3602 02:49:33.040 --> 02:49:39.239 Notice so fucking fast even let me fish. I don't 3603 02:49:39.479 --> 02:49:45.239 like it. Most of that face is crazy. I was 3604 02:49:45.319 --> 02:49:48.600 building something this, dude, Notice the what are you building? 3605 02:49:48.639 --> 02:49:50.840 What are you finished building? G go ahead, It's it's 3606 02:49:50.879 --> 02:49:53.280 too late, man. You ruin the moment. 3607 02:49:53.319 --> 02:49:54.239 Man, what are you making? 3608 02:49:54.239 --> 02:49:56.239 A pin wheel? Yeah? Something like that. 3609 02:49:56.280 --> 02:49:58.000 Are you're building up four squares? 3610 02:49:58.879 --> 02:49:59.079 Yeah? 3611 02:49:59.479 --> 02:50:00.440 I'm squares technically. 3612 02:50:00.600 --> 02:50:03.399 Just how I draw a maze. You start off with 3613 02:50:03.600 --> 02:50:05.840 you start, you start off. This is the foundation of 3614 02:50:05.879 --> 02:50:08.079 a maze. I can't continue of them. I'm just gonna 3615 02:50:08.159 --> 02:50:09.559 draw you. 3616 02:50:09.559 --> 02:50:12.399 Guys been coming at me playing semitism. He's been, he's 3617 02:50:12.440 --> 02:50:13.319 been on one lately. 3618 02:50:13.399 --> 02:50:17.159 No, he's just drawing stuff, drawing amaze. He's sorry, bad, 3619 02:50:17.280 --> 02:50:18.840 you're actually anti semitic? 3620 02:50:18.920 --> 02:50:19.600 Yeah, sure for sure. 3621 02:50:20.040 --> 02:50:21.040 Now it's not a Swasha anymore. 3622 02:50:21.040 --> 02:50:26.760 Now drawing a made you stupid bitch. Some people actually 3623 02:50:26.760 --> 02:50:29.040 try to gaslight to like people are actually like, I 3624 02:50:29.079 --> 02:50:29.680 didn't do that. 3625 02:50:31.799 --> 02:50:32.760 I just have autism. 3626 02:50:33.079 --> 02:50:38.399 Yeah, I'm just I didn't retarded. There's no so you 3627 02:50:38.440 --> 02:50:40.079 always start off with a maze. 3628 02:50:39.920 --> 02:50:42.760 Always start off with the swast You're another one, I say, 3629 02:50:42.840 --> 02:50:44.479 start this way, another one. 3630 02:50:44.520 --> 02:50:52.239 You've drawn more Swaska's today than I probably drawn today. 3631 02:50:53.399 --> 02:50:56.000 The first key David presents one human sized beatles throbbing 3632 02:50:56.000 --> 02:50:58.559 monster cock versus one Sweeney's version Shincter the Ethereal Spinning 3633 02:50:58.600 --> 02:51:01.639 Flashlight pre raz Blake eight ninety six. I got Lockjaw 3634 02:51:01.719 --> 02:51:03.920 doing graveyard chips at the second Factory, and all I 3635 02:51:03.920 --> 02:51:07.000 got was lock jaws previously mentioned. I see you do 3636 02:51:07.040 --> 02:51:09.159 a dick on top of the swasagas? 3637 02:51:09.399 --> 02:51:09.840 How many? 3638 02:51:09.959 --> 02:51:10.399 How many? 3639 02:51:10.799 --> 02:51:11.719 That is a cute penis? 3640 02:51:11.840 --> 02:51:14.840 How many future School Shooters notebooks look like that? 3641 02:51:15.040 --> 02:51:18.319 Oh? Probably like a drawing of a confused man with 3642 02:51:19.600 --> 02:51:22.000 no I like the idea of like like there's a 3643 02:51:22.040 --> 02:51:25.799 like swastika penises, there's like a dollar money sign that 3644 02:51:25.920 --> 02:51:27.639 like the fucking bubble money. 3645 02:51:28.000 --> 02:51:30.360 Then there's penises and then swastas all over it. 3646 02:51:31.879 --> 02:51:34.040 I took it to my attic and I franked it 3647 02:51:34.840 --> 02:51:36.879 hooked on a penis down, No, no, no, I'm high 3648 02:51:36.879 --> 02:51:37.479 on a seamen. 3649 02:51:37.680 --> 02:51:39.680 When you think of a character's the one that comes 3650 02:51:39.719 --> 02:51:40.520 to mind first? 3651 02:51:41.239 --> 02:51:42.879 When I think of a character, character. 3652 02:51:42.680 --> 02:51:44.479 Hiding, who comes to my first? Minus a front cobby, 3653 02:51:44.520 --> 02:51:50.879 I think it's character. Yeah, Anya you think of when 3654 02:51:50.920 --> 02:51:54.719 you think of someone hiding? What you think of someone? 3655 02:51:55.040 --> 02:51:55.959 What comes to mind first? 3656 02:51:57.239 --> 02:52:01.040 I mean there's that the groundhog we gottas the open 3657 02:52:01.280 --> 02:52:03.799 and frank a Growndhog. 3658 02:52:03.319 --> 02:52:08.520 Or the hiding character Solid Snake and Frank round Hog 3659 02:52:09.719 --> 02:52:11.719 Agent forty seven or twenty seven, from which one it 3660 02:52:11.760 --> 02:52:15.799 is plain sight, Yeah, Splinter Cell. 3661 02:52:18.360 --> 02:52:23.520 Splinter Sam Fisher voiced by Michael Ironside, you bitch. 3662 02:52:23.639 --> 02:52:28.920 Tom Clancy's Tom Clancy's uh, and Frank that I would 3663 02:52:28.920 --> 02:52:29.520 play the Shadow. 3664 02:52:29.559 --> 02:52:31.159 That a stealthy game where you're like, you have to 3665 02:52:31.159 --> 02:52:32.000 play and Frank and. 3666 02:52:32.159 --> 02:52:36.959 Hiding and writing, here's a star terrified Jewish woman. 3667 02:52:37.159 --> 02:52:39.159 No, it's a it's a Tom Clancy game. So it 3668 02:52:39.280 --> 02:52:40.920 becomes modern day espionage. 3669 02:52:41.040 --> 02:52:44.159 Okay, so then yeah, she's doing all these covert like 3670 02:52:44.280 --> 02:52:45.239 operations and stuff. 3671 02:52:45.600 --> 02:52:47.440 It's you hiding and trying to get to the kitchen 3672 02:52:47.479 --> 02:52:49.200 to get Matza ball soup and then get back when 3673 02:52:49.200 --> 02:52:50.319 I'm being that. 3674 02:52:50.440 --> 02:52:59.520 Is just to continue living in enemy you have online. 3675 02:53:00.840 --> 02:53:07.920 There's two naughty you stay safe, stay frosty, Stay frosty, and. 3676 02:53:10.680 --> 02:53:12.280 We'll get you some pretzels after this is you're the 3677 02:53:12.319 --> 02:53:17.319 one that sings like tomorrow tomorrow, I love you tomorrow, 3678 02:53:17.879 --> 02:53:24.879 I'll never ever see you, right, that's at Frank, Annie Frank, Frank, 3679 02:53:25.319 --> 02:53:25.760 that's it. 3680 02:53:25.840 --> 02:53:26.360 Annie Frank. 3681 02:53:26.479 --> 02:53:29.680 I wonder how much the actual copies. 3682 02:53:29.360 --> 02:53:32.000 Of the actual copy of that. What do you mean 3683 02:53:32.559 --> 02:53:35.559 the dad like sell it and like the allegedly wrote 3684 02:53:35.680 --> 02:53:36.799 fake shipping it or something. 3685 02:53:37.079 --> 02:53:38.639 Don't tell me that that makes me sad. 3686 02:53:38.719 --> 02:53:41.000 I hear wrote things about like, man, my dad's so 3687 02:53:41.120 --> 02:53:45.799 cool and my dad's awesome. That's such a lark. Beeat 3688 02:53:45.959 --> 02:53:48.799 is man, he's so bad. That is a crazy fucking 3689 02:53:49.000 --> 02:53:56.719 thing to to fake in your daughter's diary. Write that 3690 02:53:57.520 --> 02:53:59.079 me though, by the way, he didn't. He didn't show 3691 02:53:59.120 --> 02:54:01.000 it to me. He's just he just would talk about 3692 02:54:01.000 --> 02:54:01.559 how big it is. 3693 02:54:01.959 --> 02:54:03.840 Not only is it in a different pen, it's in 3694 02:54:04.000 --> 02:54:08.000 completely different handwriting. It's a different language in. 3695 02:54:08.120 --> 02:54:10.040 English, it's in modern. 3696 02:54:09.799 --> 02:54:10.719 Day English writing. 3697 02:54:11.000 --> 02:54:16.040 English is fucking German. That would be so good. 3698 02:54:16.440 --> 02:54:21.120 Oh god, Fianish is win and biggie authentic? 3699 02:54:21.760 --> 02:54:23.600 What do you mean? I did not do it. 3700 02:54:23.799 --> 02:54:26.559 I did not write that. I know no German words. 3701 02:54:27.120 --> 02:54:31.840 I know I know guten tag, I know nine, libertic, 3702 02:54:33.280 --> 02:54:38.959 I know libert, I know I don't know no nine. 3703 02:54:40.719 --> 02:54:41.000 I know. 3704 02:54:43.159 --> 02:54:46.200 Very very comment to Kleppen, there you go. That's welcome 3705 02:54:46.239 --> 02:54:46.719 to the party. 3706 02:54:47.639 --> 02:54:49.200 I know that Germany. I think I might be seeing 3707 02:54:49.399 --> 02:54:51.799 us the Juden as rotten. 3708 02:54:52.120 --> 02:54:54.280 Okay, Blake eight ninety six. 3709 02:54:55.120 --> 02:55:00.159 Your I don't like Kingston be like to Betra, no 3710 02:55:00.719 --> 02:55:05.280 creature buoyant Cartman. I learn that from Cartman. 3711 02:55:05.440 --> 02:55:08.520 All right, hold on, Kingston is this guy's his name 3712 02:55:08.600 --> 02:55:14.840 is Kingston. B like Stratinyl, Greetuer, Boynant, Boynant and Stratnel 3713 02:55:14.840 --> 02:55:18.600 are stupid. Greetuer was the thing we intentionally made up. Yeah, 3714 02:55:18.719 --> 02:55:19.879 I made that up with a friend of ours a 3715 02:55:19.920 --> 02:55:22.399 long time ago. It's it's it's not a creature like. 3716 02:55:22.520 --> 02:55:25.079 A greeter is like a like a a goblin. 3717 02:55:25.159 --> 02:55:25.680 That's creature. 3718 02:55:25.840 --> 02:55:28.040 No, a greecher is like like you know, like a 3719 02:55:28.719 --> 02:55:30.719 like a sick like a sick chuaa. That's kind of 3720 02:55:30.760 --> 02:55:33.479 like all fucking distorted. That's a creature. It's like it's 3721 02:55:33.520 --> 02:55:36.440 creature like but it's not quite it's not quite a 3722 02:55:36.600 --> 02:55:40.120 demon or meant well, Buoyant, you're stupid. 3723 02:55:40.879 --> 02:55:41.760 That's just not real. 3724 02:55:42.079 --> 02:55:47.959 Boyant Bognant isn't phrase. Are you like buoyancy? Something that 3725 02:55:48.040 --> 02:55:50.600 has buoyanty is boyant buoyant? 3726 02:55:51.079 --> 02:55:52.840 Oh why are you putting an en in there? 3727 02:55:54.799 --> 02:55:57.680 Ends ban. 3728 02:55:59.280 --> 02:56:05.079 And he said rat no Stratinel. Yeah, that shrapnel that 3729 02:56:05.639 --> 02:56:08.840 that frog ripped me off. That's goofy asmen gold looks 3730 02:56:08.879 --> 02:56:10.360 like you can smell him up wind. 3731 02:56:12.399 --> 02:56:13.040 That's crazy. 3732 02:56:13.079 --> 02:56:16.319 You can smell asmen Gold underwater man, Yeah, like you 3733 02:56:16.520 --> 02:56:20.040 if if jump the mud, that's crazy. 3734 02:56:20.079 --> 02:56:21.879 It just spreads like scarlet ride. 3735 02:56:21.959 --> 02:56:22.920 So it's thick. 3736 02:56:25.120 --> 02:56:30.840 Water ew asen Gold showed up ew ew never. I 3737 02:56:30.920 --> 02:56:32.239 can't imagine not saying that. 3738 02:56:32.479 --> 02:56:35.559 That's it's fucked up, because like has been gold like legitimately, 3739 02:56:35.600 --> 02:56:37.000 even if he was like twenty feet away from I 3740 02:56:37.000 --> 02:56:39.319 would already be holding my breath, like you know, like 3741 02:56:39.360 --> 02:56:41.440 if you're like walky, you're about you're gonna walk past 3742 02:56:41.559 --> 02:56:44.440 him like in maybe like ten seconds whatever I would. 3743 02:56:44.799 --> 02:56:46.959 I bet his coum looks like soft serve ice cream. 3744 02:56:46.959 --> 02:56:49.840 But I bet you're right, so it looks like chocolate 3745 02:56:49.879 --> 02:56:50.280 ice cream. 3746 02:56:50.360 --> 02:56:54.000 I bet you're so wrap yeah, laying on the penis 3747 02:56:54.040 --> 02:56:56.079 and so it feels like I'm giving someone else in 3748 02:56:56.159 --> 02:57:01.000 handle insane young and shooting himself in the chest. 3749 02:57:01.040 --> 02:57:04.600 Nikki Ziggy, you feed it to my roaches. I feed 3750 02:57:04.719 --> 02:57:09.280 my cumb to my roaches. Oh, I'm Asthen Gold. My 3751 02:57:09.440 --> 02:57:11.959 name is Asthmen Gold. What the fuck what? I don't 3752 02:57:11.959 --> 02:57:12.920 even know his actual name. 3753 02:57:12.959 --> 02:57:13.600 I don't care too. 3754 02:57:14.159 --> 02:57:17.120 Don't you think it's asthmen. Actually no geriatric pregnancy, so 3755 02:57:17.200 --> 02:57:19.239 he's probably like, fucking, what the fuck does that even 3756 02:57:19.319 --> 02:57:21.079 mean geriatric asthmen? 3757 02:57:21.399 --> 02:57:22.159 Oh oh, I don't know. 3758 02:57:22.200 --> 02:57:22.719 I have no idea. 3759 02:57:22.719 --> 02:57:26.159 Amaldis probably I genuinely don't know one of the kind 3760 02:57:26.159 --> 02:57:27.079 of guys I would have a name. 3761 02:57:26.959 --> 02:57:29.479 Of young Colin shooting himself in the chest. Uh, Nikki 3762 02:57:29.559 --> 02:57:32.600 Ziggy straight slayer, making the world gayer. I can't wait 3763 02:57:32.639 --> 02:57:34.239 for the new Halo game to be revealed to an 3764 02:57:34.280 --> 02:57:36.520 imagine dragon song so I can watch the last bit 3765 02:57:36.559 --> 02:57:37.879 of light fade from Chris. 3766 02:57:38.799 --> 02:57:39.760 That wouldn't even phase me. 3767 02:57:39.840 --> 02:57:40.040 This one. 3768 02:57:40.040 --> 02:57:41.280 I would notice it, and I would be like, that's 3769 02:57:41.520 --> 02:57:43.280 wild that that would happen. That would happen to me. 3770 02:57:43.440 --> 02:57:48.680 It's coming again, It's coming, just like me under this desk. 3771 02:57:50.239 --> 02:57:53.360 I've comped. I've comped. I've cumped. 3772 02:57:55.200 --> 02:57:58.120 So much worse Lily's brother playing flat out. I r 3773 02:57:58.239 --> 02:58:00.920 L the guy killing himself over snow was right? Sorry, 3774 02:58:00.959 --> 02:58:02.079 Miss Jackson, badly brave? 3775 02:58:02.319 --> 02:58:03.840 Who New York? Who's New York? 3776 02:58:03.959 --> 02:58:06.680 Nick a theory needs some Lauring's webinar hill three penis 3777 02:58:06.760 --> 02:58:08.520 name from Melphis one and routing out our. 3778 02:58:08.440 --> 02:58:13.000 List as always, the Luscious King of haphazard, very cool. 3779 02:58:13.360 --> 02:58:16.559 You know him, you know, you know, I was like, man, 3780 02:58:16.639 --> 02:58:19.879 let's do a two hour podcast. Look at time, Yeah, 3781 02:58:19.920 --> 02:58:24.159 I know, we uh listen in fairness time. I tried 3782 02:58:24.159 --> 02:58:27.760 to keep us on the ball. We we we got 3783 02:58:27.879 --> 02:58:30.319 sidetracked a little bit. There are times when you give 3784 02:58:30.440 --> 02:58:33.159 up and it you know, like you're trying and then 3785 02:58:33.200 --> 02:58:35.639 you just give in. I try something to start just 3786 02:58:35.760 --> 02:58:41.239 engaging in this. Bye bye. Yeah see yah