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Speaker 1: What's up, everybody, and welcome to fire Escape Cast. I

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am not Mike Maharty who usually leads us in, but

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I think I'm doing a pretty good job of it.

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My name is Mary or excited to get into lots

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of game and stuff for you guys today.

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Speaker 2: I think he says that every week.

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Speaker 1: I think he always says get into the gaming stuff, Dan,

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Is that how he does?

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Speaker 3: He says that? But you said welcome to fire Escape Cast,

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which I've never heard it that way before. I think

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technically it's fire Escape Cast, but you know it's the

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fire Escape Cast, right, so we do we need to restart?

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Speaker 4: You're like, God, damn it, I don't want to restart.

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Speaker 1: I want all of this included. I'm not a fool. Sorry, Okay.

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I think this is based on our Twitter handle, which

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is like I couldn't cram in all the letters, and

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so some of our social media is the fire Escape Cast.

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Some of it is fire Escape Cast. Dude, I think

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on Blue Sky or fire Escape like no, the no cast. Oh,

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I'm pretty sure I've mixed it up as a good

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social media professional will do. Dan, Thank you for that insight,

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and you will also notice because there is no Mike.

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We did need to find an awesome person to fill in,

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and I think we've done it.

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Speaker 2: So everybody please.

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Speaker 1: Welcome comedian gamer Cat enthusiast Lisa Wallin. Thanks for joining everything.

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Speaker 4: Actually, I think now they've thought about it. I do

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too much.

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Speaker 1: Some of us say that. I feel like in this

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industry it's kind of required to do too much, or

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it's really difficult to like survive. Like if someone was

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like I only cover JRPGs, it's like, good luck, buddy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I only have a podcast, Like, so you make

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ten dollars a week?

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Speaker 2: Nice? So you live with your parents?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: What percentage of comedians have their own podcast? Do you think?

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Speaker 4: Too many? Including myself, I've had like I think this

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is my fifth podcast this week, or no, just I've started.

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Speaker 1: Your individual This one's gonna say.

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Speaker 4: This one's really gonna stick though, Guys.

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Speaker 1: I got a good feeling about number.

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Speaker 3: Five were we are missing Mike my hearty this week,

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And I was just trying to think, like, is he

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the most like because Mary, you and I were talking

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before this about like you know, how to move the

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show along and like the basic things we have to do.

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Is he the most like organized adult? Of the crew,

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you think.

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Speaker 1: Shockingly, I will admit that I think Mike is the

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most organized of the three of us. I don't think

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that any of us are super duper organized.

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty organized. You're in, he's out.

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Speaker 1: We need like someone to keep us on track. I

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just here's the way I will put it, too.

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Speaker 5: Though.

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Speaker 1: It's like I feel like I'm the one who's like, hey,

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three weeks out, I'm gonna be gone, or like I

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need to record on a weird day of the week.

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Like I feel like I look ahead, but I can

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also lapse and go like two weeks without talking to

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you guys. Mike is the consistent one who's like, we

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have an ad read, we have uh, you know, we

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have something to do. Who's going to packs Like he's

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like he's actively thinking about what we're doing all the

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time and keeping us together.

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Speaker 4: I think he's do you know Hecknor Navarro m he's

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my he's a comic book guy, but he's my co host,

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and we just go when can we record this week?

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Can you record tomorrow? We've done that, so we're very

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We both travel a lot and that's why we do

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bi weekly.

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Speaker 3: Yes, we did keep ourselves sane because we all have

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day jobs and stuff. So it's even the bi weekly

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becomes difficult.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is. I think it's a lifesaver though, because

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quite frankly, it's also a really good gap to play

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more games. I think if we did it weekly, I'd

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be like, oh God, what did I play? Or like

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I need to play something right now, whereas in two weeks,

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of course, I've played two to three games in two weeks, right, Like,

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I've had weekends in there for us to like to

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just muck around and do nothing. So I really have

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enjoyed the cadence that we've had, But it does not

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mean that on the occasional week we're like who can

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record in three hours?

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Speaker 2: Because that's all we have.

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Speaker 1: Mike's getting on a plane and I'm going on a

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drug bender, and Dan is something going wrong with his

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house or his mouth.

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Speaker 3: Oh speaking, which both are going wrong right now?

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Speaker 1: What's wrong with the inside or the outside.

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Speaker 3: So the last weird one right now is the mouth yesterday.

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So if if you see me recoil, if I laugh

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during this podcast, it's because they put a big bolt

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screw thing in my face.

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Speaker 4: Yes, what happened at the summer game fest.

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Speaker 3: No, were you there that night when I got shot with? Yeah? Okay,

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no shock, are you a witness? I didn't get injured

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doing that? I thought I did. I thought I could

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cuss you knock my teeth out, But no, this is

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just a lifetime of poor dental or eating too much

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candy probably, so I had to get an plant. So,

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as far as I can tell, nothing wacky happened there,

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but it's still not pleasant to uh. I didn't get

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put under. They gave me the laughing gas, and I

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had them cranking up as much a possible. But it

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turns out, even if it doesn't hurt, you can very

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much feel a piece of titanium screw going up into

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your skull. And that's really that.

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Speaker 1: Had How did they go? Did they go too high?

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Speaker 3: They said?

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Speaker 4: It was like too high, they said it.

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Speaker 3: And that's over an inch of a screw that went

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into my gums and into the bone. And I was

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kind of freaking out a little bit, even under the nitrous.

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and I raised my hand and they're like, oh God,

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are you feeling that? Are you feeling pain? You should

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be feeling pain? And I thought about it, and I'm like,

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them it's weird. It's just weird. You can feel every

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turn of the fucking screw going up there. And it

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turns out that's not an issue that they need to

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stop for. So they were just like, I fuck it,

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and they just kept going up there. So, yeah, I'm

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doing the whole soft food thing. I got the got

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the pudding and all that.

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Speaker 4: Oh you're good. You're like a dog who got his

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teeth rooms.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, where's your cone?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I should get that.

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Speaker 4: You're eating soft kibble.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I try to. I a little bit of cheese today,

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So that's looking all right. But so that's that's what's

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Speaker 1: And you can have cheese, that's your mouth surgery.

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Speaker 3: I haven't. I have a surplus of cheese right now

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because I went to Wisconsin this weekend. But that's a

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different story. The really weird one is today. Okay, So

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I went to Wisconsin this weekend. My sister stayed in

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this room. I had a blow up mattress. Put it

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Speaker 1: This is this is where I stayed when I stayed

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in your house in same situation.

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Speaker 3: So I get back from Wisconsin, Kyla flies home and

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walk in here and it kind of smells weird, and

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I'm like, I have you know, known Kayla her entire life.

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not a stupid person at all. I was like, why

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would it be stinking here? We she only slept in

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here one night, and it's been like four days since

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she was in here, and so I'm starting to think, like,

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is there something gross going on here? To the cat

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piss on something? Is there shit somewhere? I got two

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dogs and a cat. It could be something like that.

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I'm looking everywhere. I don't see it. And then today

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at least we do a show called Blight Club where

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we play terrible games and we have to dress up

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as the main character and I'm playing Pimp My Ride. Yeah,

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I'm doing Pimp My Ride for PS two right now.

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So they naturally sent me a pimpsuit for it. So

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I had this pimp suit that when I'm done with

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the stream, I just take it off and I throw

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it on the floor. It's not like nice clothes, so

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I don't have to worry about if it's wrinkled or anything.

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haven't figured out where the smell is coming from. Pick

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up the pimpsuit, dead mouse underneath it?

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Speaker 4: Did she bring it in as a gift for you?

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Speaker 3: No? I had nothing to do with my sister, certainly.

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I texted her there's anything. We're like, there's a deadality.

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Speaker 4: You're just like, I don't know where to leave him,

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you know?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: No, I think he has everything.

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Speaker 3: I don't have that. Well, So now I'm thinking I'm

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new to the cat game here. I got a cat

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for it's been like two three months now. Is it

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a chance? Do I either a have an infestation of

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mice that's new or have I maybe always had mice?

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in the last week now, And is it because my

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cat is suddenly?

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Speaker 4: You know what it is? It's because one mouse found

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out about your cheese collection and went to the other.

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Speaker 3: Going to Wisconsin.

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Speaker 4: There're all coming in for the cheese.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they know you're weak.

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Speaker 4: From your dental surgery, so that they're taking advantage of

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your time.

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Speaker 1: They don't know about the cat, which I think is

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probably killing the mice because a cat is a mouse killer.

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Speaker 3: I'm impressed, honestly, Like I've heard, you know, you hear

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about cat and mice and stuff. But like last night,

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me and Bonk were watching a movie which Mary you

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recommended and we can talk about in a bit. But

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he was just locked in on this fly that he

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saw for like two hours. He was like jumping up

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near the screen and stuff, and he finally, after two hours,

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killed this fucking fly. I had no idea that cats

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could do that.

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Speaker 1: Not only do they kill flies, they torture them. They

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like grab them and they like, oh yeah, bat them

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around a little bit, they give them concussions, They kind

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of like tear off their wings or their legs one

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by one. They like put them in their mouth and

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then spit them out. Cats are evil fuckers.

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Speaker 3: I think it's kind cool.

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Speaker 4: My cats are. My cats are sweeties, but yes, they

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would be evil if I let them outside.

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Speaker 3: You have.

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Speaker 4: I have two fact ones on the bed right now,

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just waiting for me to feed them dinner.

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Speaker 3: It's doing the worts Tournament's back to you right like

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that I heard that.

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Speaker 4: It's just like it's not seven pm, okay, It's like

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a cat power because they just want to hang out

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with me all the time. It's very precious, but also

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they're very annoying. Like I got two cats so that

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when I travel I didn't have to worry about them

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as much. But then anything like human with me right now,

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just love, they love attention. They want to be around

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everyone all the time. So I really got dogs, is

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what I got.

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Speaker 1: That's what I have. They don't, but they wouldn't kill

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a mouse. If you had a mouse, would they hunt it?

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Speaker 4: They would probably look at me and scream because they

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don't they share a brain cell, and it doesn't work

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very well.

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Speaker 3: Do you cut their nails?

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Speaker 4: Yes? I do. I do. I used to all the time.

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I haven't lately, but when I do, they do, they

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just submit. They're like no survival skills.

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Speaker 3: That sounds completely different from mine, because like, yeah, I

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and like easy to like grab the hands and do

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this stuff, and like we cannot get shit done as

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far as like trimming the nails. We were trying to

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like gab a penton and one of us holding it

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and it's I'm still trying to figure that out.

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Speaker 1: I think her cats are like permanently sedated, because I

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couldn't imagine even Simon wouldn't allow such a thing. They

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allow me, like very slightly to pick them up, but

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at some point he's like, let me down. I'm too

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heavy for this. But you can't cut bosses nails or

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we dried ones.

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Speaker 3: I think we got yeah boss big boss Yep, yep,

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absolutely yes, and we got I guess they have twenty nails, right?

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Speaker 4: You're collecting them? I go to twenty nails so far?

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Speaker 3: Don't they have like secret ones? Though they have like

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secret are you assuming?

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Speaker 1: Oh the sixth one like their thumb is like in

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their wrist or something.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're not clipping their back nails, right, I.

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Speaker 3: Don't think so. We're just doing like the normal finger things.

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Speaker 4: So the normal hands are fine, the normal pause.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know you don't go too close to the

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quick and all that stuff. But I think we got

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most of them, but he just gets really pissed off

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and not at all sedate. So we're working on that.

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Speaker 4: No, I got two stone cats.

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Speaker 1: You're lucky. I think the more you do it though

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the better. Like if you don't do it, then the

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cat like grows up thinking that it's not allowed or

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like they don't need it, and then they're gonna be

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even more psycho and you do have to get it done.

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I think I've always been a bad dog parent, where

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like I just never really yelled at my dog or

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like dealt with it. And now he's nine and the

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house he you can't touch. You can't touch his paws.

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In fact, he yells at me if I like pick

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up his paw, he'll like suck it away, and you're like,

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you don't.

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Speaker 4: Have a drop at me, You don't eat taxes.

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Speaker 1: He does nothing for this environment, but he is my

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darling baby boy, and I live and work to give

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him a better life. So it's really on me for

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being the parent of an only child. I've given him

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too much and now he's a monster. Anyway. Do you

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think they're killing the mice? I feel like they're killing

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the mice. I think that did you check them for

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tiny talons?

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Speaker 3: Like I didn't want to get too close, but like

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I didn't see any like active gaping wounds or anything.

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But the one in the bathroom was fucking like alive

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and it was squeaking in like clearly injured. Like at

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first I was thinking like is it did it starve

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or something? And it's like that that actually looked pretty

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like plump and stuff. So I wonder if the cat

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just like yeah, I mean like I've got a picture

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on the phone. I don't know, he's een all those cheese.

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Speaker 4: He's eating all the cheese, you know, a cheese.

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Speaker 3: He looked healthy outside of not being able to move

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or do anything like so sad.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I think they could have been. It's maybe what's

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the diff tweet a mouse and someone's lost pot that.

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Speaker 3: I'm showing a picture of one of the two dead

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mice I found. But yeah, no, clear it's not a

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murder scene.

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Speaker 4: There's no anywhere it looks like a murder scene. But

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it does look it's you know what, it's content, you know,

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why not?

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Speaker 3: But they're pu this is the bathroom one. And it's

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like that's a plump, normal looking mouse, right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe just one on a honeymoon, you know, giving

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them personality. I would care if there's a mouse in

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my house. I'm like, we should get it a cage,

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like that's how I would be.

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Speaker 1: They use a button for shields and they yeah, they

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have like little johopes and dreams. I'm like such a

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sucker for animals, even mice. I went to New York

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City on a work trip and I saw a mouse

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in the kitchen. Apparently you can't avoid it, right, like kitchens,

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especially in major.

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Speaker 4: New Mice are built different too.

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Speaker 1: They're they're just it exists there. Yeah, they're functioning in

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that space. And a little mouse ran through a restaurant

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as we were leaving, and someone like a passer by

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was like ew and stop, like stepped on it, and

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it just kind of like sat there and I thought

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it was dead. And everyone was like that's the circle

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of New York life, like everyone move on. But it

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was cold, and I felt so bad and I was

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like it's in the middle of the sidewalk, Like I'm

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so not cool at this, and so everyone was like

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leave it, don't touch it, like they're disgusting, and I

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like they are, and I was like I literally can't

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help it.

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Speaker 4: And I had a conical record.

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Speaker 1: I have gloves on because it's cold. It was like

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the winner. I picked it up by its tail and

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I walked over and I just put it in a

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pile of like garbage bags, and I thought, that'll give

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it a soft resting place to either die or have

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a nap, and then it can scurry away on its own.

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But I was like, I refused, leave this like squished mouse.

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Speaker 4: You just put it back in the rushot be like,

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you need to go back to work. You can't take

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time off right now.

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Speaker 1: Putting it in the butter tray until he feels better,

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Everybody leave him alone.

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Speaker 3: You pick it up bad bare hands.

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Speaker 1: You picked it up glove.

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Speaker 2: I had a glove because it was winter.

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Speaker 3: So I'm a baby, and I like this even if

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it's dead, and I know it poses no actual threat

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to me. Just the idea of like feeling this like

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corpse mouse in my hand freaks me out. So I

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have specifically for this purpose for gloves. No, I have

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the fucking you know, the thing that they advertise for

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old people that need to like grab things from shelves and.

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Speaker 4: Stuff, grabber just for your rats.

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Speaker 3: I have a grabber for when there's like a gross

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thing lady in.

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Speaker 4: The Midwest right now.

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Speaker 3: In many ways, yeah, yeah, I grabbed it by the

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tail with the little like grabber thing, and I just

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take it and I just throw it in the woods.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: And you said that the mouse you found in the

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bathroom was alive, So did it die in your grabber?

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Speaker 3: No? So okay, there was the dead one in here,

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the pimpsuit one. Pimpsu one was definitely dead. And that's

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just in a trash can. The one the bathroom one

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which was still squeaking and stuff. That was really sad.

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We actually did a me and Bank kind of scooted

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it into a box and then moved it out back

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and just kind of put it like a hawk is

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probably taking it ten minutes later, you know, but at.

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Speaker 1: Least it goes into the circle of life. I mean,

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I feel like a hawk eating like a mouse.

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Speaker 4: I die.

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Speaker 2: Isn't so sad?

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Speaker 4: I let them go out. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And I don't like spiders, but I will pick them up,

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not with my hands, my god, never a spider. I

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will find a way to put them in a cup.

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Speaker 4: See. I don't mind spiders. I just hate their webs

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because it's like I don't consent to touching those like,

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you know, like, and they're always in random places where

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I can't find them.

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Speaker 3: Want to say, there, Kayla, she had a tarantula like

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one of those big fuzzy ass ones, and like she'd

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be sitting in her room growing up playing Dynasty Warriors

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as like a little kid and just have this fucker

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crawling all over her head back and everything.

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Speaker 4: I'm good, yeah, no, I give yeah. Also, just like

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people who own bub it's like they don't live very long.

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Speaker 3: So why is there like a tortoise of the bug

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world that does live.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. There's like the big beetles, you see,

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they live like six months. So I'm like, how like

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you just want to get your heart broken six months

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and then get a new one.

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Speaker 3: I don't think I realized. I think it was like

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a year ago on a podcast. I think Jeff Beckler

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came brought to my attention that like I didn't realize

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bugs were dying every winter, and I didn't realize that

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it was a thing that like he's like, oh, you

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never noticed that there's less bugs in the winter. I

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was like, no, I didn't even think about, Like do

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you ever notice. I here's the thing. I didn't think anything.

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Didn't notice anything. Yeah, I didn't know if it's like

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I didn't even notice they were gone during the winter

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or that they were more prominent in the summer. I

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just didn't clock it. I guess if something's not in

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front of my face, I'm not thinking about it typically.

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Speaker 4: So I definitely noticed it more in California than I

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did back in Washington because it gets so hot here

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and then the bugs are trying to get in the

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house to cool off, and I'm like, no, no, no, this

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is I pay rent not you get out.

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Speaker 3: FORNI a year year round. Like bug issues.

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Speaker 4: I mean like I have a shit ton of plants

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and the only time I ever get bug issues is

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in the summer. They all get like a fids and

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like fruit flies. I actually haven't gone any fruit flies

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this year knock on wooden shockingly, but it's always really

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hard between like June and like August, and I'm like, oh,

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even the bugs, no, even they know what's up.

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Speaker 3: Do you ever get one of the like electric tennis

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racket gimmicks?

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Speaker 4: No, I just put you know, eat. The solution for

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fruit flies is right, what you get a bowl of water,

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vinegar and dish soap. He's put it out and literally

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the next day they're all in there. It's disgusting. It's

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like crack for them.

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Speaker 3: I think I never had to consider the fruit fly

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stuff because I probably went a large chunk of my

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adult life without eating a fruit, and then now I'm married.

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Speaker 4: But they love plants. They love plants too.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't like those either.

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Speaker 1: He's never seen a banana or a plant bowl upstairs.

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Speaker 3: Now since I got I've eat more fruits I'm eating.

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Speaker 4: That's why you don't notice bugs is because you don't

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have any plants that will.

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Speaker 2: Hoard them, have anything alive.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, wintertime, it's like, my plants are dying, but there's

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no bugs. Summertime, my plants are thriving, but there's bugs.

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It's just a fruit.

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Speaker 1: Flies, shockingly, do not care about nerds rope like. They

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only want like fruit.

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Speaker 4: They're just like, yeah, all I know is that I

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have a very fruitful household.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I got to get into the I keep telling

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myself I'm gonna get into the healthy food game. And

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then I just like, listen, if you.

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Speaker 4: Want a plant, just get a snake plant. This thing

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has been sitting at my desk for like six months

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and I don't do anything to it, and it's thriving.

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Speaker 1: Look at it like they're called like mother, mother, mother's

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tongue or mother in law tongue.

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Speaker 2: Probably can't be killed.

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Speaker 1: The idea is that their snake looks like that, and

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you they're very difficult to kill.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you kill a snake plant, then like you should

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go to therapy like that's it's absorbing your bad mental health.

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That's that's the only way you can kill it.

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Speaker 1: It did its job.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. I do believe my plants are tied in

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my mental health because like, when I'm not doing well,

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my plants will start drooping. It's like no, no, no, no,

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you need to stay alive. Okay, fine, I'll be in

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a better mood like.

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Speaker 3: This symbiotic relationship.

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Speaker 4: Yeah I don't have. Hopefully my cats and my plants.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully Dan's mental health isn't tied to the mice health

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near him because they're dropping like flies over there.

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Speaker 4: They sense cheese and weakness.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well there's plenty of both of you get a

474
00:20:39,079 --> 00:20:42,039
bunch of cheese curts, like cheese curds. Is that a thing?

475
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,599
Like marry you're Midwest? List? I don't. Did you grow

476
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:45,400
up in California?

477
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:48,279
Speaker 4: I mean no, I grew up in Seattle. But even

478
00:20:48,319 --> 00:20:51,119
I know cheese curt I mean mainly because of poutine.

479
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,160
Speaker 3: But I'm talking about the squeaky ones.

480
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,680
Speaker 4: Oh no, I don't know.

481
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:58,960
Speaker 3: Okay, this is a Wisconsin thing, and like every fucking store,

482
00:20:59,039 --> 00:21:01,640
especially like along the high way going into Wisconsin, it's

483
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:05,720
just nothing but cheese curds and they are squeaky. Look

484
00:21:05,759 --> 00:21:07,799
if you look up squeaky curds like that's so we

485
00:21:07,839 --> 00:21:09,440
were looking at like how they're made, and it's I

486
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:09,799
guess they.

487
00:21:09,799 --> 00:21:12,200
Speaker 4: Sneaky curds is a very cute name though.

488
00:21:12,799 --> 00:21:15,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, good cat, it's it sounds.

489
00:21:15,519 --> 00:21:20,680
Speaker 4: Like a jazz singer from the thirties given up for

490
00:21:20,759 --> 00:21:31,880
squeaky curds.

491
00:21:26,599 --> 00:21:31,480
Speaker 3: Like squeaks between your teeth, and it's probably super unhealthy,

492
00:21:31,519 --> 00:21:36,839
I would imagine, But yeah, yeah, I went into one

493
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,319
and we bought a bunch of curds. But then they

494
00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:43,519
also sold us three week expired cheese and we didn't

495
00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:44,359
realize until we run.

496
00:21:44,279 --> 00:21:47,480
Speaker 4: The blue cheese that's the one.

497
00:21:47,519 --> 00:21:50,799
Speaker 3: She's I don't like bunk, but into it cheesy. And

498
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,079
I looked at the thing and she she didn't act

499
00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:55,319
like it tasted weird or anything. But yeah, I was

500
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:59,440
expired like three weeks ago, and it seemed okay. I

501
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,160
went on campaign of calling the company and everything, and

502
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,920
trying to get a six dollar refund for the expired cheese,

503
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,119
and they refused, so I did not get justice for

504
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,640
the expired cheese. But the cheese curds themselves were very

505
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,279
good cheese.

506
00:22:14,279 --> 00:22:18,240
Speaker 1: I don't know a lot about kurds, but when I

507
00:22:18,279 --> 00:22:22,000
lived in Australia, I had halloumi more than once, which

508
00:22:22,039 --> 00:22:23,559
is like one of the very few cheeses that you

509
00:22:23,599 --> 00:22:26,200
can put on a grill like you can. You can

510
00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:28,680
grill it on a high flame grill and it won't melt.

511
00:22:28,799 --> 00:22:31,200
It just gets delicious grill marks on it and then

512
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:32,160
you can just eat it.

513
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:36,279
Speaker 3: Is that what we had at in Boston?

514
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:41,160
Speaker 1: Maybe I love halloumi. I'm always trying. I'm always putting

515
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,400
hallumi on on my buds because I think it tastes

516
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,279
so good. But it also squeaks, like, so what's up

517
00:22:46,279 --> 00:22:46,559
with that?

518
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:50,119
Speaker 4: I think like, I think has entered the back of me.

519
00:22:50,279 --> 00:22:52,319
Speaker 3: Now uh oh, it's on the chair.

520
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:59,400
Speaker 1: They just get taller. Well, I'm sorry about all of

521
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:00,640
the death and your house.

522
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,799
Speaker 3: It's not like people are pet death. It's just like

523
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,720
gross stuffed death for the most part.

524
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:10,720
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe you just don't realize that you're a Disney princess.

525
00:23:10,759 --> 00:23:11,799
Speaker 3: That seems unlikely.

526
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,240
Speaker 4: I would say, yeah, like a t MoU version.

527
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:20,880
Speaker 1: You get like rats, remember when you got the basement.

528
00:23:20,519 --> 00:23:23,839
Speaker 3: Lizards, salamanders and a snake. That's true.

529
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, this sounds more like a Disney thing than anything

530
00:23:26,799 --> 00:23:27,559
in my opinion.

531
00:23:27,599 --> 00:23:33,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, Dan, the Disney princess, it's just covered in dead mice.

532
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:35,559
Speaker 4: And squeaky cards or whatever.

533
00:23:37,599 --> 00:23:40,440
Speaker 3: We went to. So the place we went to Wisconsin's

534
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:43,519
called Wisconsin Dell's and it's basically a city of water

535
00:23:43,559 --> 00:23:45,440
slides and water parks, like it's what they're It's like

536
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,720
the waterslide capital of the world. So it's just like

537
00:23:47,799 --> 00:23:49,319
all these resorts all.

538
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:52,200
Speaker 4: Isn't it freezing half the time? Is it indoors?

539
00:23:52,559 --> 00:23:55,039
Speaker 3: No? So that's the thing is they are prepared for

540
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,839
the cold times because it's a lot of them are indoors.

541
00:23:57,839 --> 00:24:00,640
The one the resort we stayed at was half indoors,

542
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,759
half outdoors, and we rode everything on both sides. And

543
00:24:03,799 --> 00:24:05,960
it had been forever since I've done a water park.

544
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,839
Have you guys done the one where it's like you

545
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,400
stand vertically and they just drop the ground out from

546
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:10,759
under you.

547
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:14,200
Speaker 1: Yes, I have done a water slide like that. It's

548
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,880
like a coffin. You like have to be in it

549
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,319
with your arms crossed and then.

550
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:20,559
Speaker 4: It just you know, this just made me realize there

551
00:24:20,599 --> 00:24:23,640
isn't any water parks in LA that I'm.

552
00:24:23,519 --> 00:24:27,920
Speaker 1: Aware, like the perfect place to have a water park, right.

553
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 4: We have Disneyland and Universal, but no water parks. Imagine change.

554
00:24:32,759 --> 00:24:34,880
Am I not very farm.

555
00:24:34,759 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 1: I feel like in Ohio we're like notorious for theme

556
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,400
parks and water parks because.

557
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 2: It's just like what you can do in Ohio.

558
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 1: So I was kind of like raised in water parks.

559
00:24:45,519 --> 00:24:48,799
The one where it drops you like you're standing and

560
00:24:48,839 --> 00:24:52,680
the floor just falls terrifying. I saw a girl, you know,

561
00:24:52,799 --> 00:24:55,039
she was young, she was like thirteen, but she was like,

562
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,880
I got it. I'm gonna go. I can't wait. I'm

563
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,880
so excited. And then the door go like shuts and

564
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:03,680
they lock it and she freaked out.

565
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,759
Speaker 2: She freaked out. She started crying.

566
00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 1: She was like, let me out right now, and the

567
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,839
dad was like, you got it, and she was like,

568
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,200
I do not fucking have it open this door, and

569
00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:15,240
she was she lost her mind and they had to

570
00:25:15,319 --> 00:25:16,920
unlock it and let her out, and she cried all

571
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,559
the way downstairs, and I was like, that is terrifying

572
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,480
just to watch someone else lose their mind.

573
00:25:21,599 --> 00:25:23,160
Speaker 3: I mean it is because normally you sit down at

574
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,279
the top and you just kind of go at your

575
00:25:24,319 --> 00:25:27,200
own speed. But like you go into a vertical coffin basically,

576
00:25:27,279 --> 00:25:28,880
and the floor is just going to drop out and

577
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:33,240
it's like a complete drop. It's fucking insane. Which when

578
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,279
I think I want a water park that is just

579
00:25:35,319 --> 00:25:37,759
stuff like that and no kid shit, because like this

580
00:25:37,799 --> 00:25:38,599
has been notorious.

581
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,599
Speaker 4: You're trying to look up what this bride looks like?

582
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,400
What's it called?

583
00:25:41,559 --> 00:25:43,839
Speaker 3: Just look up? God? What There's gotta be a term

584
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:44,079
for it.

585
00:25:44,799 --> 00:25:51,880
Speaker 1: Water water park, It's like a water park, tube, water.

586
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:55,039
Speaker 4: Park, tube, vertical drop.

587
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:58,039
Speaker 1: Floor drop, coffin, maybe floor drop.

588
00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:01,920
Speaker 3: Okay, here I found one awkward drop water slide at

589
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:05,559
at Aqua Park Aqua Colors on YouTube. Aqua drop water

590
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:09,599
slide at Aqua Park. That's a lot of aqua, too

591
00:26:09,599 --> 00:26:11,440
many aquas. This is in Croatia.

592
00:26:11,599 --> 00:26:14,640
Speaker 4: Okay, oh my god, this is terrifying.

593
00:26:14,799 --> 00:26:15,079
Speaker 3: Yeah.

594
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, see how they like make you They make you

595
00:26:17,279 --> 00:26:19,759
stand like a dead person.

596
00:26:19,519 --> 00:26:22,160
Speaker 4: With your imasaphobic So I can't do this.

597
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 1: But I I love you would never make it.

598
00:26:24,559 --> 00:26:28,079
Speaker 4: No, I would die. Oh god, this is awful.

599
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,640
Speaker 3: It's cool though, because like on those, you can't have

600
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,640
like little kids on those, and all the other lines

601
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,519
had little kids, and uh, this has traditionally been a

602
00:26:35,559 --> 00:26:37,680
childless podcast. Least I don't know if you have kids,

603
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:38,839
but we're.

604
00:26:38,799 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 1: No only I don't know if we're.

605
00:26:40,279 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 4: Generally anti we too many plants.

606
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,119
Speaker 3: I was thinking while I was there that we've all

607
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:48,319
played Expedition thirty three that I would love a situation

608
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:52,279
if we could like institute like a reverse gomage, so

609
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,680
like you know how it counts down from one hundred

610
00:26:54,839 --> 00:26:58,519
in the game, if we're all one year old, if

611
00:26:58,519 --> 00:26:59,880
I just paint one on a.

612
00:26:59,799 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 4: Mo I also just want I also just want old

613
00:27:03,519 --> 00:27:06,960
old people to be gone. Actually, let's just leave people between.

614
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,400
Speaker 3: He goes to a double ended gomage.

615
00:27:09,839 --> 00:27:13,039
Speaker 4: So yeah, just close it in.

616
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:15,880
Speaker 3: At the same time, and then we kind of close

617
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:18,640
in until everyone says, cool, yeah.

618
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:24,319
Speaker 1: Exactly, the old double guma.

619
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,319
Speaker 4: Listen. I have a story that I'm like working on

620
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:28,960
is a bit because I thought it was so funny

621
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,200
because it's like I have friends now that have kids

622
00:27:31,279 --> 00:27:34,400
and whatnot, you know, whatever, they live in areas, they

623
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:37,079
can afford houses. But I went to like a family

624
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,359
like get together a few weeks ago and it was

625
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,000
like ten adults. I was probably one of the oldest

626
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,279
ones there. And then there was just one kid. It

627
00:27:44,319 --> 00:27:46,480
was my friend's kid, and we were all standing around

628
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,759
talking and the kid like blined it to me and

629
00:27:48,799 --> 00:27:50,319
grab my arm. He goes, do you want to come

630
00:27:50,319 --> 00:27:52,400
play with my Spider Man collection? And I was like,

631
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:57,200
oh my god, he thinks I'm a kid, like I am.

632
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,440
I am not. I am not giving off adult vibes

633
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,559
to children still, or.

634
00:28:02,559 --> 00:28:04,759
Speaker 3: Do the kids just think that adults care about that

635
00:28:04,799 --> 00:28:06,039
stuff or he.

636
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 4: It was like it was like ten people between the

637
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,160
ages of thirty and forty, so I'm right in the middle.

638
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,519
And this kid like looked at every adult and just

639
00:28:13,559 --> 00:28:18,200
went to me and was like, that's definitely still a child.

640
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:18,839
Speaker 3: Did you check it out?

641
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,920
Speaker 4: Of course I did. I was like, yeah, that was the.

642
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,519
Speaker 3: Most interesting part of the Spider Man collection he just had.

643
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 4: He just had a Spider Man. It was a Spider

644
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,839
Man toys. This kid doesn't no value, you know, he

645
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,720
doesn't know he hasn't been on Prime one studio to

646
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,400
find like an eight hundred dollars statue.

647
00:28:33,559 --> 00:28:35,759
Speaker 1: You know, were you like this collection sucks to me?

648
00:28:36,839 --> 00:28:38,519
He makes yourself an actual You want to.

649
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,279
Speaker 4: See my eight hundred dollars statue of Virgil from double

650
00:28:41,319 --> 00:28:42,079
may cry.

651
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 3: That Virgil or five? Which one are we talking about? Oh? Nice,

652
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:47,880
I love Virgil.

653
00:28:48,359 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 4: It's thirty inches tall, taller than that kid. But it

654
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,640
was just very in the moment, like, yeah, I do

655
00:28:54,759 --> 00:28:58,400
not give off babysitter parent vibes at all. I give

656
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,759
off like this is a giant child hanging out with

657
00:29:00,799 --> 00:29:01,680
these adults.

658
00:29:01,839 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 3: I maybe sat once when I was younger, and I

659
00:29:05,279 --> 00:29:07,920
got fired. I guess because of two incidents. One of

660
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,559
them was I ate all of their boxes of cheese.

661
00:29:10,599 --> 00:29:13,039
It's during one thing, and the mom got mad that

662
00:29:13,079 --> 00:29:15,200
I ate all the cheeses by myself. The other was,

663
00:29:15,279 --> 00:29:16,920
I guess you're not supposed to do this with kids.

664
00:29:17,119 --> 00:29:18,799
This kid and Nick was really young and I was

665
00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:21,359
second all of the neighborhood pool and he was terrified

666
00:29:21,359 --> 00:29:24,000
of bees, and I thought it'd be funny if as

667
00:29:24,039 --> 00:29:26,079
we walked to the pool, I was like, nif there's

668
00:29:26,079 --> 00:29:28,839
a pea on your shoulder, and he freaked the fuck

669
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:33,440
out and screamed and told his mom, you're not supposed

670
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,119
to do that cats if your babysitting.

671
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 1: No, how old was this child that you like?

672
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 3: Kids? Probably I don't know six, I was probably sixteen.

673
00:29:41,799 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 4: I don't know he was like six.

674
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 3: Kid ages, but I probably older myself.

675
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 4: I am not.

676
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:52,039
Speaker 1: It's a child, Michael. How old could he be? Nine? Like,

677
00:29:52,119 --> 00:29:54,319
we don't know and we have no concept of like

678
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:55,240
child age.

679
00:29:55,319 --> 00:29:59,039
Speaker 4: Hair. I sat in my life. My first baby ever

680
00:29:59,119 --> 00:30:01,599
held was my knees five years ago, and I held

681
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,559
her like this, So I was like, I should not

682
00:30:03,599 --> 00:30:06,920
be around a child like this is Yeah, this is

683
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:07,960
not I hear a baby.

684
00:30:08,119 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 3: I learned about the head thing where they like, you know,

685
00:30:10,079 --> 00:30:11,519
you got to put a hand behind the head so

686
00:30:11,519 --> 00:30:11,799
they don't.

687
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:15,119
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I held her like this, I present to

688
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:19,559
you baby, So yeah, no kids for me. Just if

689
00:30:19,599 --> 00:30:21,920
I have another kid, it's gonna be another cat, that's it.

690
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:22,519
Speaker 3: Yeah.

691
00:30:22,599 --> 00:30:27,119
Speaker 1: I had I invited a girlfriend uh to get uh

692
00:30:27,319 --> 00:30:29,519
like basically to go to a club with me, but

693
00:30:29,559 --> 00:30:31,480
it had it's twenty one and up usually and you

694
00:30:31,519 --> 00:30:33,480
can invite children, but you have to get it approved

695
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,640
in advance. So I called and I said, Hi, I'm

696
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,960
meeting someone and I want their kid to be able

697
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,799
to come to and they said, okay, no problem. How

698
00:30:39,799 --> 00:30:42,240
old is the kid? And I was like, well, he's

699
00:30:42,279 --> 00:30:47,079
walking and he's talking, and he's got like little shorts

700
00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:49,160
with pockets in it, so he's got to be like ten.

701
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,160
And they were like, no worries, and so they write

702
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,279
it down and she shows up and they're like, hi, Hi,

703
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:55,160
is this your kid?

704
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:56,319
Speaker 2: And she's like yes, and they're like.

705
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 1: We we were told he was ten old.

706
00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 4: Is how old is this kid?

707
00:31:01,519 --> 00:31:04,559
Speaker 1: And she was like he's three And I was like,

708
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,759
three year olds can walk and talk and wear shorts

709
00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:10,279
with like pockets in them. I had no call.

710
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 4: That's exactly what a toddler does. Toddlers have such unnecessary pockets.

711
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:24,519
Speaker 3: Embarrassed liked toddlers nowadays have like phones probably like I feel.

712
00:31:24,319 --> 00:31:27,319
Speaker 4: Like my niece has texted me and she's like seven.

713
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,319
I'm like, no, they.

714
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:32,119
Speaker 1: Can play roadblocks. I can tell you that. Maybe not legally, but.

715
00:31:32,079 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 4: They can finally, but they can play untitled goose game.

716
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 3: I know that, yeah, which I think that makes the

717
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,119
untitled Goose game people they're making. So they're the ones

718
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:47,119
making that big walk game that yeah, that looks Listen.

719
00:31:47,319 --> 00:31:49,119
Speaker 4: My first cell phone, I got I was a note.

720
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,440
I got no Kia phone when I was like in

721
00:31:51,519 --> 00:31:54,880
fifth grade because I played soccer and that thing was

722
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,559
a brick. That was a weapon. You could understand.

723
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 1: Why did soccer give you a no key a phone?

724
00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:02,559
Because I played gymnastics and I didn't get a phone

725
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,480
my parents.

726
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,759
Speaker 4: My parents are drug addicts, and they were like, listen,

727
00:32:07,799 --> 00:32:09,119
we don't know we're going to pick you up, so

728
00:32:09,279 --> 00:32:11,440
just call us my parents.

729
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:15,799
Speaker 2: That's so sad but pol but like you know.

730
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,519
Speaker 4: Like I still hang out with them. They come to

731
00:32:17,559 --> 00:32:19,440
my shows like no, like I'm.

732
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,119
Speaker 1: House loaded, and they don't give a ship what I know.

733
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,319
Speaker 4: They're just like Dan, they're just holding a drink, Like,

734
00:32:26,559 --> 00:32:28,160
just call me when you want me to pick you up.

735
00:32:33,559 --> 00:32:35,440
That was my first phone, and that was a brick.

736
00:32:35,799 --> 00:32:38,240
That was a freaking brick back then, and I was

737
00:32:38,279 --> 00:32:40,880
like but I wasn't allowed to text until I was

738
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,480
in high school, which was really annoying. So I had

739
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,759
a phone. You had a phone for like eight years

740
00:32:46,799 --> 00:32:48,960
of my life and didn't get text messages until I

741
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,720
was like like a junior in high school.

742
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:55,799
Speaker 3: I was afraid that the text stuff would like per

743
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,319
text charge you, So I think for the first year

744
00:32:58,359 --> 00:32:59,960
or two of having a phone, I was afraid to text.

745
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, in the beginning of the world. They did and it.

746
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 4: Was like when he sent a text, can you imagine

747
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,160
how how bigger bills would be right now?

748
00:33:07,599 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 3: No?

749
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 1: I mean you just send like one really long email text,

750
00:33:11,279 --> 00:33:14,640
right like, Hello Dan, It's been so nice to talk

751
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:15,000
to you.

752
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,559
Speaker 3: Game fucking sucked like writing.

753
00:33:18,839 --> 00:33:22,559
Speaker 4: Also, I wasn't say. What I forget about is when

754
00:33:22,599 --> 00:33:25,119
you travel internationally, I'm like, am I allowed message and

755
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,599
call people and whatnot? And it's like, oh yeah, you

756
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,440
just use like WhatsApp or Wi Fi calling and it's

757
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:32,720
like free. Like it's like, oh yeah, we live in

758
00:33:32,799 --> 00:33:34,079
twenty twenty five.

759
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 3: WhatsApp with like I've only used it when I've gone

760
00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:41,039
like games Com or Japan or something with like your group,

761
00:33:41,039 --> 00:33:43,119
and oh just do WhatsApp? Like is that a much

762
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,079
bigger thing overseas than it is here?

763
00:33:45,599 --> 00:33:45,759
Speaker 5: Oh?

764
00:33:45,799 --> 00:33:46,079
Speaker 4: Yeah?

765
00:33:46,559 --> 00:33:46,839
Speaker 3: Yeah.

766
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 4: I used WhatsApp and Telegram to buy shrooms like that

767
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:52,480
was that was the only time I ever used it.

768
00:33:52,559 --> 00:33:56,279
And now everybody listens. Yeah, and everyone who uses everyone

769
00:33:56,279 --> 00:33:59,400
who's like in Europe and like Asia, they use WhatsApp.

770
00:34:00,079 --> 00:34:01,119
Speaker 3: Give this shroom guy a plug?

771
00:34:01,759 --> 00:34:08,519
Speaker 4: Yeah, shout out to my shroom guy, Scott, that's name

772
00:34:08,599 --> 00:34:11,119
right in a few years. In fact, when we used

773
00:34:11,119 --> 00:34:14,519
to because you know, Northwest people like it's easy to

774
00:34:14,559 --> 00:34:16,559
find shrooms. And when I came home a couple of

775
00:34:16,599 --> 00:34:18,920
years ago and I was driving around our whole town,

776
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,679
my dad was like, oh, man, like, I just hate

777
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,760
how they keep building these apartments everywhere. I was like

778
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,119
me too. He goes, you used to be able to

779
00:34:25,119 --> 00:34:27,119
pick good shrooms right here, and I was like, oh that.

780
00:34:27,159 --> 00:34:30,119
You don't care about gentrification. You just care about losing

781
00:34:30,119 --> 00:34:31,480
your good shroom piles.

782
00:34:31,599 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 3: Okay, wild Like oh yeah.

783
00:34:36,159 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 4: I mean come on, man, the climate there you go?

784
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:40,480
Are you?

785
00:34:41,159 --> 00:34:44,039
Speaker 3: I thought they were like Oregon in Washington or something.

786
00:34:44,079 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 4: They're decriminalized now, ah, gotcha.

787
00:34:47,039 --> 00:34:49,119
Speaker 1: Okay, you can still order them, but I could not

788
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:52,960
imagine picking a random shroom on the ground and chomping

789
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,360
it up. I buy everything, and it's like, this is

790
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,360
one hundred milligrams.

791
00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:00,639
Speaker 4: Listening stream guy went to college in an organic chemistry. Okay,

792
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:01,559
I trust him.

793
00:35:02,039 --> 00:35:04,119
Speaker 2: You're really this shroom guy.

794
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:07,800
Speaker 4: It's like when someone's like I studied psychology or I

795
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,360
went to school for community, it doesn't mean anything to me.

796
00:35:10,559 --> 00:35:13,400
Is what I'm saying.

797
00:35:12,559 --> 00:35:16,599
Speaker 3: I got curious about shrooms again for a while because like,

798
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:18,760
I've done stuff harder than weed three times, and they

799
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,280
were all first semester of college, and the first two

800
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:26,559
were shrooms and weed too. I did the weed I did,

801
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:29,960
so I'm okay with weed. Now I'm a very anxious

802
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,880
person typically, like weed I can typically deal with. But

803
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,239
like mushrooms were like my first panic attacks ever, Like

804
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,800
I never knew what a panic attack was until mushrooms.

805
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,800
But I remember that first half being like, this is

806
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,639
the best feeling I've ever had. I want I should

807
00:35:41,679 --> 00:35:43,199
do these all the time. And then it was like

808
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,960
I'm in hell, so I was.

809
00:35:46,159 --> 00:35:47,159
Speaker 4: I mean, that's me every day.

810
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 1: So right around noon is where I freak out. Every day.

811
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,519
Speaker 4: I'm at capital of day and I'm like, I want

812
00:35:56,519 --> 00:35:56,840
to die.

813
00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 3: Actually it's just with my shrooms are just in general.

814
00:36:01,559 --> 00:36:04,760
Speaker 4: Just in general, you know, I mean, four cookies on

815
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,159
the stream, I'm gonna regret it the minute we're done.

816
00:36:08,639 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 3: So I do have a curiosity about Like, Okay, I'm

817
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,119
forty one now, it has been it was over half

818
00:36:13,159 --> 00:36:15,280
my life ago I did them the last time. I

819
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,559
think I'm in a much better spot mentally and everything

820
00:36:17,559 --> 00:36:19,360
than I was back then, so like, but I still

821
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,360
I've always there was that period after I had the

822
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,840
panic attack mushroom stuff that like any like I had

823
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,400
my wisdom teeth taking out, I didn't take any pain

824
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:26,440
medication or anything for it.

825
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:27,679
Speaker 4: It's shrooms.

826
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:31,559
Speaker 3: Well, the idea of being high freaked me out so much,

827
00:36:31,599 --> 00:36:33,440
so like all my friends smoked weed all the time

828
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:35,360
and the drugs, and like I was just so terrified

829
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,280
of like even getting a whiff of it. But I

830
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:41,239
am curious because it was really fun for that first half,

831
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,239
and I'm I wonder if I would be able to

832
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,400
like enjoy them now, if I kind of ease myself in.

833
00:36:46,519 --> 00:36:50,239
Speaker 4: I think the shroom technology has advanced in the last

834
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:50,920
twenty years.

835
00:36:51,119 --> 00:36:54,159
Speaker 1: There's been great advancements in shrooms, and in fact, I

836
00:36:54,159 --> 00:36:57,679
think what's mostly interesting about like my partaking in this

837
00:36:57,719 --> 00:36:59,880
type of stuff now is that you can microdose with

838
00:37:00,079 --> 00:37:03,679
like full control. And I don't know your microdose experience,

839
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:05,800
but like it's so fun to essentially have like so

840
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,360
little that you're not actually high, but you'll be like

841
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,159
my mood is elevated, and I feel so great in

842
00:37:11,199 --> 00:37:15,719
a social situation, microdocing shrooms can take away all your anxiety.

843
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:20,840
Speaker 4: My dude, microdose shrooms like for half the pandemic. And

844
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,880
then I started streaming. I was like it changed my life.

845
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,639
Speaker 3: Question about that because like my understanding was that that

846
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:29,880
was something you had to do like every day for

847
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,119
a period of time. Where it's like my mom told

848
00:37:32,119 --> 00:37:33,000
me she has started doing it.

849
00:37:33,199 --> 00:37:35,119
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had like a hundred shroom caps.

850
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:39,360
Speaker 3: Okay, and did you do it every day like consistently? Yeah? Okay. Now,

851
00:37:39,559 --> 00:37:41,320
the way my mom describes it, and I don't know

852
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,960
if she's really following the label correctly, is she will

853
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,079
just do it like, oh, we were at the lake

854
00:37:46,079 --> 00:37:48,679
this weekend and I microdosed, and yeah, you don't have to.

855
00:37:48,679 --> 00:37:50,800
Speaker 4: Do it every day. I just did, Okay, so.

856
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:59,039
Speaker 1: Every day for like tho chacters would recommend that you

857
00:37:59,199 --> 00:38:01,079
don't micro everything.

858
00:38:01,079 --> 00:38:03,280
Speaker 4: I wasn't that long. I literally did it for I

859
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:06,400
think maybe three weeks and then I like because I

860
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,199
was like not working, and I was like fuck it.

861
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,519
I got a bunch of shroom caps, Like I had

862
00:38:10,519 --> 00:38:12,400
a bunch of Birdingman and friends. They'd come back and

863
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,119
they'd be like, do you want to leftover drugs? Like

864
00:38:14,159 --> 00:38:15,920
it was like a gift to me, and so someone

865
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,920
gave me a bunch of shroom caps and it was

866
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,480
really nice. It was very relaxing, you know, get a

867
00:38:20,519 --> 00:38:22,400
little bit of a body high, and then now I

868
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,360
would just take them occasionally when I was like hang

869
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:24,920
out with people.

870
00:38:25,199 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 3: Is there a down to Like why wouldn't you just

871
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,800
do it every day? If it's like, is there any

872
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:29,599
downside to it?

873
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,320
Speaker 4: I mean not really, but I mean maybe I was like,

874
00:38:32,559 --> 00:38:34,639
maybe I shouldn't be going through all these shroom caps

875
00:38:34,679 --> 00:38:38,039
so quickly. I would just take a lot of baths.

876
00:38:38,159 --> 00:38:40,480
That was really it. It was just like every time I

877
00:38:40,519 --> 00:38:41,960
was on shrooms, I was like, you know what sounds

878
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:42,719
great as a bath?

879
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,639
Speaker 2: Your water bill was through the room.

880
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:51,800
Speaker 1: Honestly, don't think that there's like many downsides to microdosing personally,

881
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:55,119
like even for someone like me, Dan and you and

882
00:38:55,199 --> 00:38:57,000
I have talked about this before, but sometimes like if

883
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,840
we do get high, you can get too high and

884
00:38:58,880 --> 00:38:59,840
that's actually very stressed.

885
00:39:00,159 --> 00:39:03,719
Speaker 4: We can talk about this stuff on this podcast, oh podcast,

886
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:09,320
Like no really, yeah, we're only talking about boring nerd stuff.

887
00:39:09,679 --> 00:39:14,280
Oh is boring nerd stuff to me?

888
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:22,679
Speaker 1: This is like to me more controllable than smoking pot.

889
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,960
Like when I get high, I still am like, uh oh,

890
00:39:26,039 --> 00:39:28,400
don't go too hard because you'll get paranoid and you'll

891
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:32,119
get really weird. When i'm microdose, I'm like, nothing.

892
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,039
Speaker 2: Bad can happen to me.

893
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,320
Speaker 1: Well, also, as long as you know your dosage.

894
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,119
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Well weed's weird too, because at least with shrooms,

895
00:39:38,119 --> 00:39:40,800
you're like, oh, like I know exactly what this type

896
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,159
of shroom will do to my body and how much

897
00:39:43,159 --> 00:39:45,360
of it to take. But even shrooms, even weeds, like

898
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:48,159
do you want indicca, you want sativa? And then you're like, okay,

899
00:39:48,199 --> 00:39:50,320
what percentage of it is this? Like sometimes I'll get

900
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:53,559
like a mixture or a hybrid and I'll be like, okay,

901
00:39:53,599 --> 00:39:55,599
this made me. This made me nauseous. This one gave

902
00:39:55,639 --> 00:39:57,719
me a head Like It's like same thing with gummies

903
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,360
or like any kind of edible. I'm I'm like, I'm

904
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,199
always very wary of it because I'm like, I don't

905
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:05,119
know how this my body's gonna react to this. Usually

906
00:40:05,119 --> 00:40:08,360
it's always a good time, but sometimes I just get

907
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:11,760
a headache, or sometimes it'll smell really bad, Like I'll

908
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,960
smell the weed will like stick the smell of the

909
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,920
intensity of the weed will just stick and I can

910
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,159
still smell it the next day, and it just smells

911
00:40:20,199 --> 00:40:21,960
like a fart.

912
00:40:22,679 --> 00:40:24,079
Speaker 3: True as far as it gets too high.

913
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, shroom doesn't smell like a fart. Okay, that's like

914
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,119
if I get really strong weed, I can smell it

915
00:40:29,159 --> 00:40:30,239
when it's in the container.

916
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,639
Speaker 3: Still, I've been having that, Like myself is all like

917
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,639
like I have half of this left now, and it's

918
00:40:34,639 --> 00:40:36,639
like all crusted in there, and I can smell it.

919
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:38,800
So I can hear it bubbling and I can smell it,

920
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,280
but no smoke comes out of there, and I I

921
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:43,559
feel like I'm gonna I search for it. Yeah, I do.

922
00:40:43,639 --> 00:40:46,000
I hold the thing and it I can hear bubbling,

923
00:40:46,079 --> 00:40:48,280
but nothing comes out. I shoved a paper clip in there.

924
00:40:48,519 --> 00:40:50,639
Speaker 4: Try to spoiled the top in water.

925
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 3: I'm like an old person the top of the cartridge.

926
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, just the glass part, getting hot water to loosen

927
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,960
it up. It worked. Maybe, don't listen to my advice.

928
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 3: I mean, I've tried a lot of other stuff.

929
00:41:03,639 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 4: You practice. It's like you got to decrystallize it, you

930
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:12,400
know what I mean. I'll try that, yeah, yeah, and

931
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,480
then you're gonna blow your house up because exploded.

932
00:41:14,519 --> 00:41:21,159
Speaker 1: There you go, Lily six mice at your funeral. He

933
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:22,079
was a good man.

934
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 4: I had like, oh my, I'm not docs my shroom

935
00:41:26,559 --> 00:41:29,199
guy obviously, But the reason why I use Telegram and

936
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:32,159
WhatsApp is like somebody like created a website where you

937
00:41:32,159 --> 00:41:35,199
could buy acid and shrooms and like all sorts of

938
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:37,800
d MT, all sorts of stuff, and it would sell

939
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,880
it as like T shirts and then you go on

940
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,840
the Telegram and realize the T shirt was actually this thing,

941
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,639
this thing. So you'd order these T shirts online and

942
00:41:45,639 --> 00:41:50,719
it would be actually shrooms, I know, and that's and

943
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,760
there's a lot of them, Like this is like one

944
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,480
of probably millions out there. But I was like all

945
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:58,360
I can think goes, wow, that's beautiful. Drug. Drug dealing

946
00:41:58,400 --> 00:41:59,440
has really gone far.

947
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 2: Did you get a T shirt too?

948
00:42:03,039 --> 00:42:07,519
Speaker 4: No? When the shirts turn in there and like the

949
00:42:07,559 --> 00:42:09,920
shirts were like nice, they were like tied I shirts

950
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,079
with like designs on them, and obviously they were just

951
00:42:12,119 --> 00:42:14,639
created as like a front. But then you'd have to

952
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:16,920
Venmo some weird guy and then in the mail I

953
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:19,800
would just get a box of shroom chocolates and like so.

954
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 3: You don't get a T shirt.

955
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:24,199
Speaker 4: No, and I would be like great lack of T

956
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:25,440
shirt though, you know.

957
00:42:26,199 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 1: Very it just makes me like think of every time

958
00:42:29,079 --> 00:42:30,920
when you watch like super Troopers or something like that

959
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:33,280
and they're like opening up the truck and there's like

960
00:42:33,679 --> 00:42:36,880
jars of apple sauce in these boxes or something, right

961
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,079
like something that's like, yeah, I'm just I'm just an

962
00:42:39,079 --> 00:42:42,840
apple sauce salesman, like leave me alone. The apple sauce

963
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,400
is a shit ton of drugs, you know. And it's

964
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:48,039
just like in this front situation, they were like, we

965
00:42:48,119 --> 00:42:51,079
got another T shirt sale and a guy like Chuck

966
00:42:51,159 --> 00:42:53,039
some shrooms and like.

967
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:56,639
Speaker 4: Squeaky Kurds or whatever.

968
00:42:58,079 --> 00:43:00,159
Speaker 1: He does sound like a mushroom guy who all so

969
00:43:00,639 --> 00:43:05,159
really rocks the sacks, which is so funny when you sorry,

970
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:06,039
I'm just gonna.

971
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:07,519
Speaker 3: Say, yeah, mature, you go to a fire Escape summer

972
00:43:07,639 --> 00:43:08,800
store and get our T shirts.

973
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:17,280
Speaker 1: It's definitely not a front drugs I yeah.

974
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,760
Speaker 2: And in the Dead Mice a bunch of sh.

975
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 4: Though technically fungus can grow. Fungus does grow from dead things,

976
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,039
so technically there could be a shroom at some point

977
00:43:32,079 --> 00:43:32,639
in it's life.

978
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

979
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:39,280
Speaker 1: Plant the dead mouse in a pot of soil and

980
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,320
from the dead mouse, the shrooms will grow and then

981
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,280
you get mad high. I actually think that's a little beautiful.

982
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,840
Like it is morbid and maybe fucked up, but like

983
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,159
another part of it is like, my dude, like, if

984
00:43:50,159 --> 00:43:51,280
you're gonna we're.

985
00:43:51,159 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 4: Not even halfway through this and we're talking about planting

986
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,239
dead bodies to grow mushrooms.

987
00:43:56,840 --> 00:44:00,679
Speaker 1: Dead mice in your house, why not star a shroom

988
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,320
farm out of their corpses. In fact, I actually think

989
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:05,480
that would be a really good will and like last

990
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:09,159
will and testament is like don't burn me, which apparently

991
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:12,440
takes a lot of fuel. Yeah, I've been like learning

992
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:14,719
about this for some weird reason, which is like you know,

993
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:17,440
like when you get uh what's it called, like flame

994
00:44:17,559 --> 00:44:23,159
flamed up into ashes whatever, And when you get flamed

995
00:44:23,199 --> 00:44:27,480
up into ashes, I'm forgetting high.

996
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:32,159
Speaker 6: In my extensive research, if you guys flamed up in ashes,

997
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,320
they have to do it at a really high temperature

998
00:44:34,599 --> 00:44:38,440
or you smell like you your body stinks like burning flesh,

999
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:39,960
and it like disrupts the.

1000
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 1: Town and the people nearby like yeah, down, it smells

1001
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,320
like dead dam like.

1002
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:51,639
Speaker 4: A dead body factory. It's the body.

1003
00:44:52,039 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 1: So they incinerate you at a very high high temperature

1004
00:44:56,039 --> 00:44:58,239
so that you go up real quick and there's no

1005
00:44:58,639 --> 00:45:01,039
dead like burn skin smell.

1006
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:04,199
Speaker 3: That makes sense. I would rather if I probably get cremated.

1007
00:45:04,199 --> 00:45:06,239
I'd rather they do that than like su vid me,

1008
00:45:06,679 --> 00:45:07,960
you know, right.

1009
00:45:08,119 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is is that that takes. But

1010
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,599
those are only two options. That is, like a really

1011
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:16,440
high temperature costs a lot of fuel, so it's not

1012
00:45:16,519 --> 00:45:20,400
very environmentally friendly. But neither is burial because they put

1013
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,400
you in this like fucking box and they'll be like

1014
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,280
nothing can get in here. But it's like, isn't that

1015
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,599
the point is that, like eventually you decompose.

1016
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 4: My dad this is so random, but my dad, well

1017
00:45:31,199 --> 00:45:34,199
he works at a Muslim cemetery. He's white and Catholic,

1018
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,400
but he works at a Muslim cemetery as like his

1019
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,039
retirement hobby, and.

1020
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 1: He like digs twenty five.

1021
00:45:40,039 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's dig's graves. That's his thing. He's an honorary Muslim,

1022
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:48,280
but that's his thing. That's literally his thing. It's like

1023
00:45:48,519 --> 00:45:51,000
it's crazy, but he's like, yeah, I buried a baby

1024
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,320
today and I'm like all right, cool, like happy Tuesday.

1025
00:45:55,199 --> 00:45:58,239
My parents are very morbid but he he was talking

1026
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,199
about how like Muslims like they don't coffins, like they

1027
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:03,559
just wrap the bodies and blankets and then they put

1028
00:46:03,599 --> 00:46:05,400
them in the ground. And I'm like that's better for

1029
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:08,719
the environment. It is, but it's also like this is what, dad,

1030
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,039
do you go to therapy? And he's like, now, I

1031
00:46:11,119 --> 00:46:13,519
just like doing this. I'm like, okay, all right, why

1032
00:46:13,559 --> 00:46:16,280
he makes sense doing it? Yeah, he's been doing it

1033
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:17,599
for like ten years now.

1034
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 3: You said hobby and that kind of weirded me out.

1035
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is his hobby. He volunteers because like, the

1036
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:25,840
guy who owns a cemetery is like very old and

1037
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:27,719
has dementia. My dad helped him out one day. And

1038
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:30,320
now ten years later, my dad's on the bluffed directors

1039
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,159
for Muslims and my dad I helped out.

1040
00:46:32,079 --> 00:46:35,320
Speaker 1: This guy with dementia. Turns out I was born to

1041
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:36,480
dig graves.

1042
00:46:36,599 --> 00:46:37,119
Speaker 4: Especially.

1043
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:40,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he volunteered this. He's not getting paid for it.

1044
00:46:41,639 --> 00:46:43,880
Speaker 4: I mean I think he gets paid sometimes.

1045
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:47,079
Speaker 3: But like that was like this is more sweet or concerning.

1046
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:51,800
Speaker 4: It's a little bit of bull It's endearing but also spooky.

1047
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:54,320
But I also have very morbid way of thinking. So

1048
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:56,840
I'm like this makes sense. He's just acting out on this.

1049
00:46:59,079 --> 00:47:01,719
Speaker 3: Would it be environment good to like just like if

1050
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:03,679
they just threw your body in a and the ocean

1051
00:47:03,679 --> 00:47:06,679
and let fish eat it, like that wouldn't cost any money, right,

1052
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:08,639
Like you're gonna eat it.

1053
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,199
Speaker 4: I mean, it's always fascinating how it's like you guys

1054
00:47:12,199 --> 00:47:12,840
watch Dexter.

1055
00:47:13,559 --> 00:47:15,280
Speaker 3: I've seen the first like four.

1056
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,280
Speaker 4: He would just throw them in a bag in the

1057
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:21,119
ocean and always bothered me. Some'm like, God, what a waste?

1058
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:25,599
Like just what I mean, here's the thing. No one

1059
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:28,599
found the bodies. They found the bags. So it's like,

1060
00:47:28,639 --> 00:47:30,440
if you're already gonna if you were planning on nobody

1061
00:47:30,559 --> 00:47:32,840
seeing the bodies, why not just throw the bodies in there?

1062
00:47:33,039 --> 00:47:35,199
Speaker 3: Oh right, So what is the point so the fish

1063
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:35,800
can eat them?

1064
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 1: It's the point of the bag.

1065
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:40,199
Speaker 4: The play of the bags? Is it for weight? Like

1066
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:42,280
it's just like if you knew no one was gonna

1067
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:43,960
find them, because it's like if they found a bunch

1068
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,760
of bats. They found the bags, and they're like the.

1069
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:50,679
Speaker 1: Bodies float because the you know, ogin and the lungs

1070
00:47:50,679 --> 00:47:53,400
and ships rocks.

1071
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:56,159
Speaker 3: It's fine, just a bunch of rocks.

1072
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, got pump them full of rocks before.

1073
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:03,519
Speaker 4: You throw in the ocean. It's fine.

1074
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 1: I don't I agree though, I mean, I think that

1075
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:11,000
is also much more environmentally friendly than like putting them

1076
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:11,559
in a bag.

1077
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,320
Speaker 4: But that's just where my mind. I was like, God,

1078
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,480
what a waste of bags and plastic. You could have

1079
00:48:15,519 --> 00:48:20,320
just waste of bags murdering people. And I'm like, what

1080
00:48:20,679 --> 00:48:23,320
all these bags, man, you're just polluting the ocean.

1081
00:48:25,559 --> 00:48:28,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, they've got like one of those you.

1082
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 4: Know, some turtles bottle of things on them. I know

1083
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:37,239
you're murdering people, but you're you're also creating environmental waste.

1084
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 1: Okay, I think the most environmentally friendly thing is probably

1085
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:47,400
just dumping your body in the ocean, because the animals

1086
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,800
will get you. They will they will pick at you,

1087
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:52,519
and the crabs will get you, and they will they

1088
00:48:52,519 --> 00:48:54,679
will like eat your bones, like every part of you

1089
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:55,079
will go.

1090
00:48:55,119 --> 00:48:58,039
Speaker 4: Back a risk. Remember risk the cats the cartoon, how

1091
00:48:58,079 --> 00:49:00,400
she said she just wanted doesn't Yeah, she just want

1092
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,639
to give her house to her cats. That's the thing.

1093
00:49:02,639 --> 00:49:04,559
When I'm like seventy, Like these cats will be dead

1094
00:49:04,599 --> 00:49:07,519
before I die, hopefully. But if I'm like seventy years

1095
00:49:07,519 --> 00:49:09,239
old and I have new cats, I'm like, just give

1096
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,039
them to my cats. My cats can eat me. No,

1097
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:14,719
give them food your dead body.

1098
00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:17,079
Speaker 3: I used to do a podcast with a wrestler named

1099
00:49:17,119 --> 00:49:20,480
Biggie and he was he was adamant that when he dies,

1100
00:49:20,559 --> 00:49:22,400
he wants to like just drive out to like a

1101
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:25,440
rural road and just you know, two people grab the arms,

1102
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,320
two people grab the legs and just kind of like

1103
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:28,880
toss them into a ditch and just like he's dead.

1104
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:31,880
He doesn't give a shit. Would that be illegal? Like

1105
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:35,000
if it was like if it was requested by the deceasion.

1106
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:36,159
Speaker 4: It wasn't his will. I don't know.

1107
00:49:36,639 --> 00:49:39,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, can you just even if it's in their will,

1108
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:42,599
you can't do something illegal? And I have examples of this.

1109
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:44,599
Speaker 3: But is it illegal to just put a body on

1110
00:49:44,639 --> 00:49:45,360
the side of the road.

1111
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:50,039
Speaker 5: Yes, it was, Yes, Yeah, you didn't kill them.

1112
00:49:50,079 --> 00:49:51,440
Speaker 3: He dies of natural causes.

1113
00:49:51,519 --> 00:49:54,039
Speaker 1: It's not about the fact that it's what he did

1114
00:49:54,159 --> 00:49:56,880
or did not want. It's the fact that, like, society

1115
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,440
cannot have dead men on the sides.

1116
00:49:59,119 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 4: Of the ca because thinking about how many people, what

1117
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,639
if a lot of people requested that, then we just

1118
00:50:03,639 --> 00:50:04,760
have so many dead men.

1119
00:50:05,199 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 1: Society does not allow for dead men to just be

1120
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:09,760
chucked over a bridge.

1121
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:14,400
Speaker 4: Even dead women, though that's different, like we never question it.

1122
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:16,800
Speaker 1: They have two thirds of a vote, like chrome in

1123
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:22,159
the ditch. I think like Niagara Falls is like this

1124
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:25,000
really famous place that I grew up near and I

1125
00:50:25,039 --> 00:50:26,719
was always told as a child, a lot of people

1126
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:29,800
want to have their ashes scattered in the falls.

1127
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:33,159
Speaker 2: Like they based bring them back up.

1128
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,840
Speaker 1: They're like, put me in a tin can, chuck me

1129
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,119
over the edge. That's how I want to go. They

1130
00:50:38,119 --> 00:50:40,480
want to be cremated and then thrown in just for

1131
00:50:40,519 --> 00:50:43,599
the record, not the body, but like the remains. And

1132
00:50:44,159 --> 00:50:46,559
it's illegal, and it's like on the website like you

1133
00:50:46,599 --> 00:50:49,559
cannot put ashes in this water. Stop it, and they

1134
00:50:49,639 --> 00:50:54,000
like basically prevent family members from throwing their loved ones

1135
00:50:54,079 --> 00:50:55,280
ashes into the water.

1136
00:50:55,639 --> 00:50:57,880
Speaker 3: That's that's the code Grandma thing. Do you know about that?

1137
00:51:00,039 --> 00:51:02,599
I only know this because of Mike Manati. I now work.

1138
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:06,039
I now own a company with the biggest Disney old possible.

1139
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:09,079
And your Code Grandma is a thing at Disney World

1140
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:13,559
where like people wet on like the Haunted Mansion ride

1141
00:51:13,639 --> 00:51:15,719
or whatever, and so like if you hear Code Grandma

1142
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:19,559
at Disney, that means someone spread their ashes in the park.

1143
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:23,559
Speaker 4: That's disgusting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like listen, just put my

1144
00:51:23,599 --> 00:51:25,519
ashes in front of a taco bell. I don't care,

1145
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:29,199
like I'm going to share you.

1146
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:31,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm dead.

1147
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 4: Figure out what you want to do. You want to

1148
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:37,360
like plant me as it, smoke me on a spliff,

1149
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,760
I don't care, you know, just do whatever you want.

1150
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:42,960
At this point, I don't care. Man, I'm out of here.

1151
00:51:43,079 --> 00:51:45,119
I've done. I'm done making decisions like.

1152
00:51:45,519 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 1: Well, what's interesting is if you guys don't have a

1153
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:50,440
last will and testament, this can actually be used in

1154
00:51:50,519 --> 00:51:52,960
testimonials to make sure that you do get what you want.

1155
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:54,119
Because it's nice time.

1156
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:55,159
Speaker 2: Officially said it.

1157
00:51:56,320 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, chuck me in the ocean. No cremation and nope,

1158
00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:05,119
don't fucking just put me in a box, like, let

1159
00:52:05,159 --> 00:52:07,320
me be decomposed. I want to give back to the

1160
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:08,440
earth for God's sake.

1161
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:13,679
Speaker 4: Yeah, somebody put me in Elon Musk's tea so I

1162
00:52:13,679 --> 00:52:15,719
can haunt his body, your.

1163
00:52:15,639 --> 00:52:19,800
Speaker 1: Whole your whole dead corpse is gonna come up with

1164
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,159
the I think the reason why his chest is so

1165
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:24,599
bareled is because he came up with the technology to

1166
00:52:24,639 --> 00:52:25,519
stay alive.

1167
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 4: For too long. So I'm gonna be like, he's gonna

1168
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:29,920
be like two hundred years old when I die, And

1169
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:32,800
I'm like, can someone please let me haunt this motherfucker.

1170
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:34,800
Speaker 1: Like he's he's got a blood void.

1171
00:52:34,639 --> 00:52:39,199
Speaker 4: When I die. Just make my ashes somehow affect billionaires.

1172
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:41,960
That's all I want. Just put me in their tea,

1173
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,880
let me hant. I'm sure I can haunt them in

1174
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,719
some way. Leave me on their front porch. Let it

1175
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,920
rat get to something. Just put it in something.

1176
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:54,639
Speaker 2: Maybe stick that you upset somebody.

1177
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,599
Speaker 4: Stick it in. Wait, put it in their water pipes.

1178
00:52:57,639 --> 00:52:59,559
So when they turn on their bedet, my ashes go

1179
00:52:59,639 --> 00:53:02,159
right in their asshole. That's it, That's what I want.

1180
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 1: There, you go, I'm gonna play your dead corpse in

1181
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:11,039
one of their like yacht engines. That way, when they

1182
00:53:11,039 --> 00:53:14,239
turn it on, you'll just get mangled in there a corpse.

1183
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,239
They'll be like, wait, it's so hard to get her

1184
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,159
out of there. There's chunks everywhere.

1185
00:53:19,519 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 4: Also all my head, Tie, Mary can have it. There

1186
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:28,440
you go, there you go, you can hi ngel statue.

1187
00:53:28,679 --> 00:53:33,639
Speaker 3: There you go, yes, hell, yeah, Tie, that's fine.

1188
00:53:33,679 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, perfect.

1189
00:53:37,599 --> 00:53:38,760
Speaker 1: You guys every day.

1190
00:53:39,159 --> 00:53:40,079
Speaker 3: Sure, let's talk about it.

1191
00:53:41,599 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 4: Let's talk about it. Let's do the thing.

1192
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 1: Welcome back. We are getting into the gaming section of

1193
00:53:49,679 --> 00:53:52,719
the show, which is actually do that's that's I.

1194
00:53:52,639 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 2: Believe this is also exactly how Mike does it.

1195
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,639
Speaker 1: I believe it's the gaming section of the show and

1196
00:53:58,639 --> 00:54:01,440
we're gonna get into it. But Dan, you also came

1197
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:04,639
in and you were like, Mary got talk What did

1198
00:54:04,679 --> 00:54:05,480
you want to talk to me about?

1199
00:54:05,519 --> 00:54:06,800
Speaker 3: When? When did I say that?

1200
00:54:07,119 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 1: Literally, when you came in, you were like, I got something,

1201
00:54:10,199 --> 00:54:10,840
I got something?

1202
00:54:11,039 --> 00:54:12,719
Speaker 3: Oh no, it was one of my games that it's

1203
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:14,119
a game. I want to say, Well, we'll get to it.

1204
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:15,400
I want to suggest something.

1205
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:18,559
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, we'll get I understand you want to

1206
00:54:18,599 --> 00:54:19,039
start with that.

1207
00:54:19,079 --> 00:54:19,599
Speaker 3: I could do that.

1208
00:54:20,119 --> 00:54:22,440
Speaker 1: I thought you found a third mouse quite frankly.

1209
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:24,280
Speaker 3: No, no, I just have a game. I note like

1210
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:26,159
with confidence. I know you're going to like.

1211
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,119
Speaker 1: Okay, let's start with it. I'm really cool.

1212
00:54:29,159 --> 00:54:30,519
Speaker 2: So you got you got a game for me?

1213
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:34,159
Speaker 3: Wheel World? Have you heard of this?

1214
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:37,039
Speaker 4: Tell wheel like a driving wheel Wheel?

1215
00:54:37,559 --> 00:54:41,079
Speaker 3: It's a it's a bicycling game called wheel World. Is it?

1216
00:54:41,119 --> 00:54:41,239
Is it?

1217
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 4: Real world for bicycles?

1218
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:45,039
Speaker 3: So I don't know what that was an intentional thing,

1219
00:54:45,079 --> 00:54:47,400
But every time I've been telling friends about this. They've

1220
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:51,039
been like, oh, the wheel World, you know, it sounds

1221
00:54:51,079 --> 00:54:52,480
like that, but no, it's it's just called the wheel

1222
00:54:52,519 --> 00:54:55,639
World and is the best way I can describe it

1223
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:59,119
is Breadth of the Wild Burnout Paradise, which I don't

1224
00:54:59,119 --> 00:55:00,840
know if that does anything to your brains like it

1225
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:03,559
does to mine, but I like the sound of that

1226
00:55:03,599 --> 00:55:06,199
a lot. And it's a shorter game. It's like five

1227
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:07,960
six hours, miss seven or eight if you want to, like,

1228
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:08,800
you know, one hundred percent.

1229
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:09,599
Speaker 2: I love a short game.

1230
00:55:09,679 --> 00:55:11,679
Speaker 3: It is. Look it up. Look at the art style.

1231
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:16,639
It's really nice cell shaded art style. This track is incredible,

1232
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:18,760
just as very kind of like low fi, really chill

1233
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:23,079
art style. It is open world bicycling game where you

1234
00:55:23,119 --> 00:55:25,159
were going around and the Breath of Wild thing is

1235
00:55:25,199 --> 00:55:27,719
apt because you are going around to like bell shrines.

1236
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,559
So you're finding these shrines, you go up, you ring

1237
00:55:30,599 --> 00:55:32,880
the bell. It you know, kind of fills in part

1238
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:34,400
of the map like in Breath the Wild, and it'll

1239
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:37,519
show you different different races and things. You can meet

1240
00:55:37,559 --> 00:55:39,800
characters that will show you where different bike parts are.

1241
00:55:40,159 --> 00:55:42,320
So basically you're just going around. You're kind of like

1242
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:44,679
outfitting your bike. With different gear and things like that.

1243
00:55:44,679 --> 00:55:46,599
There's only like four stats. It doesn't go like too

1244
00:55:46,639 --> 00:55:49,320
deep into it or anything. But yeah, it's just really

1245
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:53,320
chill races. You know, you'll find like riders on the

1246
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,599
road and certain ones will be glowing and if you

1247
00:55:55,679 --> 00:55:57,679
ring your bell you can do on the spot one

1248
00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:00,280
on one race against them. And it is it's just

1249
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,480
this kind of breath of the wild, expanding the map,

1250
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,360
exploring open world situation where you're always on the bike.

1251
00:56:05,559 --> 00:56:06,960
You can hit why to kind of get off and

1252
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,199
walk your bike and talk to NPCs and talk to

1253
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:11,519
like you know, shop owners and things like that. But

1254
00:56:11,559 --> 00:56:15,280
it's very, very straightforward. It's by the mess Hof, the

1255
00:56:15,519 --> 00:56:19,760
team that did Nithog and Ninthog too. Yet I came

1256
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,199
out to as of this recording it came out. Oh

1257
00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:23,599
so yeah it's out now.

1258
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,440
Speaker 2: And Anna Produce published it.

1259
00:56:26,599 --> 00:56:28,199
Speaker 4: Wow. It was good.

1260
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:30,519
Speaker 3: It's awesome. It's really really good. And like you'll get

1261
00:56:30,519 --> 00:56:32,800
like certain like legendary parts parts for your bike that

1262
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:34,320
will give you things where it's like, well, okay, you've

1263
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:36,039
got a boost meter, which I like any game of

1264
00:56:36,039 --> 00:56:38,719
the boost meter, and legendary parts will make it so

1265
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:41,440
you like kind of passively, are always getting boosts and

1266
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:43,760
things like that, and during the races and stuff, your

1267
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:45,960
name is Kat. It was girling Cat Kat, and like

1268
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,000
you know, there's like four objectives per race where it's like, okay,

1269
00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:52,840
beat this time, get top three, and then it's like

1270
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:56,159
get all the floating letters and finish and the floating letters.

1271
00:56:56,519 --> 00:56:59,519
Speaker 1: That's actually that's exactly though. Like what I was telling you,

1272
00:56:59,519 --> 00:57:02,000
I really like to do in the Mario Kart Open World,

1273
00:57:02,039 --> 00:57:04,400
which is I was like getting those power up things

1274
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:06,920
and then I was doing whatever it is that they

1275
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:09,000
said I had to do, which was usually get to

1276
00:57:09,039 --> 00:57:11,800
the end in this much time. It was very difficult

1277
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:13,320
and challenging, and I would have to do them like

1278
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:15,559
three or four times to get them done in time.

1279
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:17,760
Speaker 2: And it gave me a time too, which I love.

1280
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 1: This sounds like I love little mini challenges that change

1281
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:23,320
it up all the time, so I'm never like getting

1282
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:26,280
bored or stagnant with the gameplay. It's just like, yeah,

1283
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:29,199
we're mixing it up. Get your bike to this area,

1284
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:32,440
go through these hoops or rings in time like this

1285
00:57:32,639 --> 00:57:35,159
is absolutely up my alley, Dan. It's so cool.

1286
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 3: And it's one of those games too where it's like

1287
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:39,760
the soundtrack is it's not just great for like, while

1288
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:41,400
I'm playing the video game, it's like I actually want

1289
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:43,320
I was like looking up the artists and stuff. Who

1290
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,920
did the soundtrack. The main one I think is June

1291
00:57:46,119 --> 00:57:49,920
joo N. It's a songwriter from I Forget Where, But

1292
00:57:50,599 --> 00:57:54,840
just incredible, really just chill soundtrack. Just a great kind

1293
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:56,800
of before bed and just relax, get a little high

1294
00:57:56,880 --> 00:58:01,840
or something. Ride your bike around Mary. You will yeah, yeah, yeah,

1295
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:07,000
I'm gonna go a Macro Dosett you know. Oh yeah, yeah,

1296
00:58:07,039 --> 00:58:07,880
I have a fucking night.

1297
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:10,199
Speaker 2: I think this looks great.

1298
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:12,199
Speaker 3: You will love this game. I think this seems like

1299
00:58:12,199 --> 00:58:13,679
a merry Monday night special.

1300
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:16,559
Speaker 1: This is a Merry Monday special for sure. I also

1301
00:58:16,599 --> 00:58:18,280
love that you can customize your bike. It looks like

1302
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:20,519
you can get like little silly bikes that look like

1303
00:58:20,559 --> 00:58:23,480
a horse or one of looks like a person.

1304
00:58:24,599 --> 00:58:26,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, and there's stuff to where it's like one of

1305
00:58:26,119 --> 00:58:29,199
it's a banana. But like, you know, if it looks

1306
00:58:29,239 --> 00:58:32,440
really cute, it's awesome. So you'll outfit your bike based

1307
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:33,920
on like this is more of a downhill race. This

1308
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:35,719
is one that's got more kind of hairpin turns. And

1309
00:58:35,719 --> 00:58:39,079
you can kind of mixmatch the parts as needed. Again,

1310
00:58:39,239 --> 00:58:42,360
short game, but just a delight for every moment I've

1311
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:43,239
played it, so can I.

1312
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:45,559
Speaker 4: Oh they didn't yep, yep.

1313
00:58:46,159 --> 00:58:50,679
Speaker 1: Nice, that's great, thank you for this wreck. I actually

1314
00:58:51,679 --> 00:58:55,079
maybe just because I've I've worked with Annapurna for so long.

1315
00:58:55,119 --> 00:58:57,199
I actually got a little package in the mail and

1316
00:58:57,239 --> 00:59:00,639
it was a wheel World package. This one it is

1317
00:59:00,679 --> 00:59:03,760
that one like with the bottle and the chocolates and

1318
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:06,800
stuff like that. Did it have a code in there?

1319
00:59:07,119 --> 00:59:08,320
Speaker 4: They sent you chocolates?

1320
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:09,400
Speaker 3: I didn't see the code.

1321
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:11,679
Speaker 1: I just got to send me real world chocolates like

1322
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,239
they have chocolates.

1323
00:59:12,719 --> 00:59:15,760
Speaker 4: On the sending me pins and send me chocolates. Those

1324
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:17,239
are more useful, Okay.

1325
00:59:17,199 --> 00:59:19,719
Speaker 3: I trying to. I have to wait till my face

1326
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:21,920
is not fucked up. But I'm looking forward to the chocolate.

1327
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,719
Speaker 1: You can't just mung on them like you don't have

1328
00:59:23,719 --> 00:59:30,599
to chocolate. Yeah, do that mean melt them in your mouth?

1329
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:33,400
Speaker 3: I guess I could, right. I don't know if you're

1330
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:36,239
supposed to get like chocolate particles in your open wound.

1331
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:39,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, you probably don't want to get chocolate.

1332
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:42,239
Speaker 4: I will know chocolate if I can't I'll melt chocolate

1333
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:42,920
my coffee.

1334
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:48,119
Speaker 3: Oh, that sounds pretty good this game. Check it out.

1335
00:59:48,199 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 4: I got sugar and be on crack at the same time.

1336
00:59:51,079 --> 00:59:56,679
Speaker 1: You know, yes, this looks great. Thank you for the recommendation.

1337
00:59:56,960 --> 01:00:00,079
I love I love especially just like a nice.

1338
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:02,360
Speaker 2: In game Merry Monday games. So this is something I

1339
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:03,079
probably will play.

1340
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:07,880
Speaker 1: It's hard to have so many there's so many games

1341
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:10,079
right now to play on Merry Mondays. I do feel

1342
01:00:10,119 --> 01:00:12,880
a little overwhelmed with how many games that I'm playing

1343
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:17,440
right now. I spent my weekend playing Peak and I

1344
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:21,639
absolutely love it, and I fully recommend this game after

1345
01:00:21,639 --> 01:00:24,320
playing it for like I want to say, like fourteen

1346
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:26,199
hours literally in a weekend. I just played it for

1347
01:00:26,239 --> 01:00:27,599
almost eight hours each day.

1348
01:00:27,639 --> 01:00:28,599
Speaker 2: It was so much fun.

1349
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 3: It's tremendous. So I've done a couple Have you done

1350
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:32,920
it with the mod that lets you like uncap the

1351
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:36,840
player count with players on Giant Bombers.

1352
01:00:37,039 --> 01:00:38,280
Speaker 2: It's so fun, it's incredible.

1353
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:41,079
Speaker 3: It's like one of the better, like prox Chad multiplayer games.

1354
01:00:41,119 --> 01:00:42,920
Speaker 4: I think I have to play it. Finally, I have

1355
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:44,800
friends that keep asking me to play it, and I'm like,

1356
01:00:45,119 --> 01:00:47,119
one of these days.

1357
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:49,320
Speaker 2: It's really, really it's a joy.

1358
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:51,679
Speaker 1: And what's so fun about like having so many people

1359
01:00:51,679 --> 01:00:54,800
play is like you'll be climbing and maybe your friend

1360
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:57,079
will take a different route, but I'll hear them in

1361
01:00:57,119 --> 01:01:01,480
the distance scream, and I'll walk their body like kind

1362
01:01:01,519 --> 01:01:04,440
of just pass by, and then they'll just disappear and

1363
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:07,360
you know that they fell to their death. It's extremely funny.

1364
01:01:07,519 --> 01:01:09,199
Speaker 3: Or you'll hear the like you know, for those who

1365
01:01:09,239 --> 01:01:11,519
haven't seen it or played it, it's basically like you know,

1366
01:01:12,119 --> 01:01:15,440
by default four player co op, you know, prox chat

1367
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:19,119
and c flimbing, a procedurally generated mountain that changes, is

1368
01:01:19,119 --> 01:01:21,239
it every week? It's a new mountain twenty four hours,

1369
01:01:21,239 --> 01:01:23,079
oh every twenty four hours, and I think it's it's

1370
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:26,960
four biomes there, it's numerous different biomes and it's just

1371
01:01:27,039 --> 01:01:29,280
you have a staminameter, you got different things you can eat.

1372
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:31,960
And the fun part is that doesn't tell you any

1373
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:34,639
of that stuff. So every time I played, someone has

1374
01:01:34,639 --> 01:01:37,320
seen it like, oh what does this like green crispberry do?

1375
01:01:37,719 --> 01:01:39,440
And then you eat it, it's like, oh, I'm poisoned.

1376
01:01:39,599 --> 01:01:42,159
Oh shit, I'm dying. And then when they're dieing, yeah,

1377
01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:43,880
the voice cuts out and it's like, well, I guess

1378
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:45,360
I got to carry this corpse with me up the

1379
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:47,639
hill and try to revive it so much.

1380
01:01:47,679 --> 01:01:50,559
Speaker 4: Any Like, I don't have enough friends to play video

1381
01:01:50,559 --> 01:01:53,840
games with. I've always been It's no, I'm dead serious.

1382
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:55,480
I've always been like a solo gamer. And then I

1383
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:56,559
get really, oh it is sad.

1384
01:01:56,559 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 7: I'm just laughing at it, like, well, it looks like

1385
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:03,079
you have to be my friend now, okay, Like the

1386
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,840
I mean because I never really played multiplayer games and

1387
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:08,559
really got into him the last few years, obviously from streaming,

1388
01:02:08,599 --> 01:02:11,480
but like almost every person I know, like my friends

1389
01:02:11,519 --> 01:02:14,639
are playing Peak a month ago and now I'm like, okay,

1390
01:02:14,679 --> 01:02:15,559
I'm done with night Rain.

1391
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:17,280
Speaker 4: I should play this game now. I'm like, oh, we're

1392
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:18,079
not playing anymore.

1393
01:02:19,119 --> 01:02:21,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, is the shelf life of this stuff, like you know,

1394
01:02:22,559 --> 01:02:24,440
does does go up and down like shorter than it

1395
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:27,119
did before, because I feel like, specifically with somebody's like

1396
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:29,840
Divers too, okay, hell.

1397
01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:33,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hell Divers is multiplayer. You need friends for Hell Divers.

1398
01:02:33,639 --> 01:02:36,400
Speaker 4: No, I play with random Chinese kids now because nobody

1399
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:39,239
plays it anymore. Everyone's like I'm playing Marble Ribles. I'm like,

1400
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:42,239
I'm not playing Marble ribles. I'm playing Hell Divers.

1401
01:02:43,079 --> 01:02:45,840
Speaker 1: I refuse to play Marble bribles.

1402
01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:50,159
Speaker 3: Marble bibles do things like Repo like stick around, Like

1403
01:02:50,159 --> 01:02:52,119
I feel like among us stuck around for a while,

1404
01:02:52,159 --> 01:02:54,119
but like Repo definitely had It's like a moment in

1405
01:02:54,119 --> 01:02:56,039
the sun. But like, is that still a big thing

1406
01:02:56,119 --> 01:02:57,320
or do people just kind of move on to the

1407
01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:58,079
next I think so.

1408
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:01,199
Speaker 4: I think mainly for like streaming, I'm not so much

1409
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:03,840
like that. Yeah, I mean I feel like that when

1410
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:06,039
most people want to play games is for streaming. I'm like,

1411
01:03:06,119 --> 01:03:08,760
I don't always want to. I'm high as fuck and

1412
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:10,960
I don't want to show my face. So how about

1413
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:14,000
you guys stream and I'll just not I would.

1414
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:17,159
Speaker 1: Join somebody else's stream to play Peak especially. I just

1415
01:03:17,159 --> 01:03:19,599
think it lends itself. I don't think this would be

1416
01:03:19,599 --> 01:03:23,039
a very fun solo experience. The joy of this is no.

1417
01:03:23,159 --> 01:03:24,559
Speaker 4: It sounds like reaching out to your.

1418
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:27,760
Speaker 1: Friends, helping them up, getting them. You can have different

1419
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:30,800
facial expressions. It's so it's just so silly to me.

1420
01:03:31,039 --> 01:03:32,719
Speaker 4: Is it really on stream?

1421
01:03:34,159 --> 01:03:35,840
Speaker 3: I think it is right now. I'm sure it'll come

1422
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:38,119
those that's interesting.

1423
01:03:38,159 --> 01:03:38,679
Speaker 1: I loved it.

1424
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:41,159
Speaker 3: What we all do obviously it's good to have a

1425
01:03:41,199 --> 01:03:43,920
game that is great for streaming, but like to just

1426
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:47,360
the general populace, you know, like like people that are

1427
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:49,239
not streaming, they're not recording, they're just planning to hang

1428
01:03:49,239 --> 01:03:52,440
out with their friends. Do these things have legs or

1429
01:03:52,519 --> 01:03:54,440
is it just kind of like are we kind of

1430
01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:56,199
in this bubble and we're seeing it because of what

1431
01:03:56,239 --> 01:03:56,639
we do.

1432
01:03:57,199 --> 01:03:59,800
Speaker 1: I think that they have short shelf lives. I will admit,

1433
01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:02,320
like I don't think people played Lethal Company for more

1434
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:04,159
than six months, and I feel like that kind of

1435
01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:07,440
did fall off among us. Was this unique thing that

1436
01:04:07,559 --> 01:04:09,599
just like lasted for years, but it was also during

1437
01:04:09,639 --> 01:04:12,400
a pandemic. And yet that you have to come in

1438
01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:14,760
perspective that we were looking for people during that time.

1439
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:17,880
Speaker 4: Also, the games aren't in depth enough to last for

1440
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:19,880
that long. Like the problem with the Hell Divers is

1441
01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:22,679
that they didn't really offer a lot and now they're like, oh,

1442
01:04:22,719 --> 01:04:24,559
now we have all this DLC and shit, and it's like,

1443
01:04:24,599 --> 01:04:25,559
well now no one cares.

1444
01:04:26,079 --> 01:04:28,159
Speaker 1: People are gone, Yeah, you have to.

1445
01:04:28,159 --> 01:04:31,760
Speaker 4: Like right that. It's like I beat all the night Lords,

1446
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:35,239
Now what do I do. It's like like games like Fortnite,

1447
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:38,440
Marvel Rivals, they have like seasons and like they're constantly

1448
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:40,639
putting out new content. But all these like little one

1449
01:04:40,639 --> 01:04:43,159
off indie games, it's just they're not meant to be

1450
01:04:43,199 --> 01:04:44,039
played for years.

1451
01:04:44,159 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, why aren't you making six rounds of DLC Peak

1452
01:04:48,079 --> 01:04:50,559
so that I can constantly evolve?

1453
01:04:50,679 --> 01:04:52,880
Speaker 4: Is yet? Yeah? Peaks?

1454
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:55,760
Speaker 1: Give me there's I mean, the biome's help.

1455
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:56,519
Speaker 2: I will say.

1456
01:04:56,719 --> 01:04:59,800
Speaker 1: The original biome is like really simple, and once you

1457
01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:02,519
get through it, it's usually like imagine just like honestly,

1458
01:05:02,639 --> 01:05:05,559
like any standard rock mountain. It's not special, it doesn't

1459
01:05:05,559 --> 01:05:10,719
have anything fancy. But the second biome was jungle and

1460
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:14,960
vines and thorns, and it had different trees and it

1461
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:17,880
had just different stuff like that. It had rains, so

1462
01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:20,039
you do like if you climb when it's raining, that's

1463
01:05:20,039 --> 01:05:22,719
not good, and like way more stuff to interact with.

1464
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:28,480
And then the third biome is uh snow and so

1465
01:05:28,599 --> 01:05:31,239
you can freeze to death and you can get cold

1466
01:05:31,519 --> 01:05:34,599
and the wind blows like crazy. It's really fun to

1467
01:05:34,639 --> 01:05:36,039
like experience the different biomes.

1468
01:05:36,079 --> 01:05:37,760
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be really mad if you don't invite me

1469
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:38,360
to play now.

1470
01:05:40,079 --> 01:05:42,519
Speaker 3: I feel like every time there's one of these games,

1471
01:05:43,239 --> 01:05:44,800
you're always the one that's like, hey, we should do

1472
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:46,440
this together, we should play this, we should do have

1473
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:48,360
Patroon bonus. And we're like, yeah, that sounds like a

1474
01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:50,679
great idea, and then we just can't find the time

1475
01:05:50,719 --> 01:05:51,119
to do it.

1476
01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:52,400
Speaker 1: I schedule.

1477
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:54,559
Speaker 4: It's really tough with it. It's like it's like if

1478
01:05:54,599 --> 01:05:56,719
I would make a joke about being single and it's

1479
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:58,440
going to be my dams like I'm single too, I'd

1480
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:00,000
be like, that's great for you.

1481
01:06:00,719 --> 01:06:01,360
Speaker 1: Bye.

1482
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:04,679
Speaker 4: Anyway, I'm gonna go to see over here and you

1483
01:06:04,679 --> 01:06:09,840
can be single over there. I know you're not offering me, Okay,

1484
01:06:10,239 --> 01:06:10,760
you have.

1485
01:06:10,639 --> 01:06:13,079
Speaker 1: To make an extra effort to do it. And like

1486
01:06:13,239 --> 01:06:17,719
for my Peak at least, like I'm I'm around streamers

1487
01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:20,440
all day long and I wasn't invited to Peak. I

1488
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:22,480
had to schedule it and organize it myself. I like

1489
01:06:22,599 --> 01:06:26,239
texted some people my health everybodies that I haven't talked

1490
01:06:26,239 --> 01:06:29,000
to in a bit, and was like, hey, let's play peak.

1491
01:06:29,079 --> 01:06:31,639
They downloaded it that night because that's the kind of

1492
01:06:31,639 --> 01:06:34,519
people they are, and we had so much fucking We

1493
01:06:34,559 --> 01:06:36,760
played this, honest to god, until three point thirty in

1494
01:06:36,800 --> 01:06:37,239
the morning.

1495
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:39,760
Speaker 2: I could not stop. How many people can you play

1496
01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:40,719
so tired for?

1497
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:42,199
Speaker 1: But it sounds like you can hack it.

1498
01:06:42,639 --> 01:06:43,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe I can.

1499
01:06:43,679 --> 01:06:45,719
Speaker 4: Just maybe I should just do one stream of it

1500
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:47,519
when I'm done with Clear Up Scar because I'm almost

1501
01:06:47,559 --> 01:06:49,039
done with that game. Unfortunately.

1502
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:51,519
Speaker 3: Cool I want to hear about it.

1503
01:06:51,639 --> 01:06:54,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we're gonna get to that. Yes, but damn,

1504
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:55,039
what were you gonna say?

1505
01:06:55,079 --> 01:06:57,159
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, it is for But like the mod is

1506
01:06:57,199 --> 01:07:00,400
apparently super easy because only one person has when install it,

1507
01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:02,480
because like I've done like the Lethal Company step and everything,

1508
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:04,679
where everyone has to install a thing and put a

1509
01:07:04,679 --> 01:07:07,239
folder in a drive or whatever, but like one person,

1510
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:09,480
like the host, has to get the character thing and

1511
01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:11,519
you can do with like up to at least eight people.

1512
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:13,639
That's what we did last week in Drive Bomb, and

1513
01:07:13,719 --> 01:07:14,400
it's a blast.

1514
01:07:15,119 --> 01:07:18,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's an absolute it's an absolute blast.

1515
01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:23,760
Even without that, just four people hanging out trying to

1516
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:27,239
get to the tipity top of this mountain. There's like

1517
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:29,400
a couple things that I don't think they're like mistakes

1518
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:32,079
or anything. I do think it's intentional, but I think

1519
01:07:32,119 --> 01:07:34,920
it's a little frustrating because the items that you get

1520
01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:38,960
are also randomized. You really genuinely will need a rope

1521
01:07:39,119 --> 01:07:41,480
or you will need like some ability to climb a

1522
01:07:41,519 --> 01:07:45,000
space that you don't you can't really get up without it,

1523
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:47,679
and it's and because the items are randomized, you might

1524
01:07:47,719 --> 01:07:51,199
just get flares, which are the most useless, worthless item

1525
01:07:51,239 --> 01:07:53,039
in the entire game. And so it's like sometimes I

1526
01:07:53,039 --> 01:07:55,760
will like open up a suitcase and get a worthless

1527
01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:57,800
item that I don't want, and it's like, all right,

1528
01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:00,440
we just like start over and like die because this

1529
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:01,199
is not a good round.

1530
01:08:01,239 --> 01:08:03,159
Speaker 3: Have you found a use for the trumpet outside of

1531
01:08:03,199 --> 01:08:03,920
it being funny?

1532
01:08:04,559 --> 01:08:07,440
Speaker 1: No, it's so funny though, really funny. Yeah, does it

1533
01:08:07,519 --> 01:08:08,519
have an actual use?

1534
01:08:08,639 --> 01:08:10,320
Speaker 3: No, That's what I'm asking you, because like I love

1535
01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:12,199
seeing it just because it's funny, but like I've never

1536
01:08:12,199 --> 01:08:14,000
seen an actual use for it that one.

1537
01:08:14,039 --> 01:08:16,319
Speaker 1: At least, its use is that it's funny, Like the

1538
01:08:16,399 --> 01:08:18,600
flair isn't funny to me, And I don't think it

1539
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:21,520
has like any joke purpose. I have never laughed so

1540
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:24,359
hard than to watch my friend fall down the cliff

1541
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:31,920
while playing their trumpet, and it was like that's so funny,

1542
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:35,520
and like saying to like all your friends, like don't worry, guys,

1543
01:08:36,119 --> 01:08:38,359
I got this. And you're the one that like takes

1544
01:08:38,359 --> 01:08:40,439
the leap of faith to get top, only to like

1545
01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:43,319
fall to your death. I think what's what I really

1546
01:08:43,359 --> 01:08:45,279
enjoy about this game is there's other games I played

1547
01:08:45,319 --> 01:08:49,279
where like dying is really frustrating or it's annoying and

1548
01:08:49,319 --> 01:08:51,880
you feel like you've like wasted time. But this game

1549
01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:54,119
has a really nice death sequence where you just become

1550
01:08:54,119 --> 01:08:56,319
a ghost that floats near everybody and so you still

1551
01:08:56,359 --> 01:08:59,039
get to hang out with them and possibly even annoy them,

1552
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:02,359
and I just and they've solved for it, still have it.

1553
01:09:02,479 --> 01:09:05,079
Speaker 4: It's goofy. That's why I never got in the games,

1554
01:09:05,119 --> 01:09:07,640
like any of the big like third or first person

1555
01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:09,760
shooter games, is that they're not goofy enough for me.

1556
01:09:10,199 --> 01:09:13,760
And when I'm dead, I'm like, oh, I'm just hanging out, okay.

1557
01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:16,720
I think that's what Hell Divers got for me, is

1558
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:18,560
that it was so goofy, and then on top of it,

1559
01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:21,079
you would just keep getting respond until you're like, oh yeah,

1560
01:09:21,079 --> 01:09:22,560
you never just not play the game.

1561
01:09:23,039 --> 01:09:25,199
Speaker 3: But with this, it's like the perfect mix of like

1562
01:09:25,279 --> 01:09:26,920
it is goofy, because when you die, you were this

1563
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:30,199
like floating tadpoles sperm looking thing with like the face

1564
01:09:30,239 --> 01:09:32,960
your custom face on the ghost. Yeah, but then you

1565
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:35,520
can also, like, you know, if people are separated. I

1566
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:37,000
was doing the thing where like I would die and

1567
01:09:37,039 --> 01:09:39,119
I would go talk to Jan and he'd be like,

1568
01:09:39,399 --> 01:09:41,720
tell Grub, I'm stuck here. I need the rope. Okay,

1569
01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:43,800
I'll be right back, and my ghost to fly over

1570
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:46,119
the ground back Jandy's roope. Go over, he's over there.

1571
01:09:46,239 --> 01:09:47,960
Go on, look at your left, you know, so you

1572
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:51,079
can actually kind of contribute as a ghost. Still, you're such.

1573
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:53,600
Speaker 1: A useful ghost that I feel like you feel like

1574
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:57,560
you've wasted your time useful. And if you can convince

1575
01:09:57,600 --> 01:09:59,560
your friends like get to the top, you can do it.

1576
01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:02,000
You can do it, but you can bring back everybody

1577
01:10:02,239 --> 01:10:04,760
at the top of the mountain and then you can

1578
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:08,039
do the next biome together and so like. Because of that,

1579
01:10:08,479 --> 01:10:11,000
as long as one person makes it, and that's happened

1580
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:14,600
so many times, we were able to see like I

1581
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:17,840
think is the final biome, which is like the Lava Biome,

1582
01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:21,319
and it's really fun and scary and I just think

1583
01:10:21,319 --> 01:10:24,399
it's fantastically constructed and it is silly. And the devs

1584
01:10:24,439 --> 01:10:26,800
were saying that it was like one of those games

1585
01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:28,720
where they were just like making it during a game jam.

1586
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:31,760
Speaker 2: But they thought it was so fun, and I.

1587
01:10:31,680 --> 01:10:34,960
Speaker 1: Was like, that's a good game studio. That's a good

1588
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:38,359
developer group that are like this is silly and fun,

1589
01:10:38,399 --> 01:10:41,199
like let's build this, build this bitch out, Like I

1590
01:10:41,199 --> 01:10:42,000
think that's awesome.

1591
01:10:42,079 --> 01:10:44,920
Speaker 3: I've seen the devs posting that, like they made another

1592
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:48,399
Crab's Treasure and like that's it's like almost almost like

1593
01:10:48,399 --> 01:10:50,319
a Soul's Like you know, it's like a real ass

1594
01:10:50,359 --> 01:10:53,880
game and there's like loll the stupid bullshit we made.

1595
01:10:54,079 --> 01:10:56,039
Speaker 4: Did you ever play it? Yeah?

1596
01:10:56,039 --> 01:10:56,880
Speaker 3: It's good. I like it.

1597
01:10:56,960 --> 01:10:58,039
Speaker 4: Did you ever use the gun?

1598
01:10:58,680 --> 01:10:58,800
Speaker 1: No?

1599
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:01,520
Speaker 4: I never got that you could just put a handicap

1600
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:03,039
on the game where you just have a gun and

1601
01:11:03,079 --> 01:11:05,720
you one shot everything and it's like a huge gun.

1602
01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:07,840
So you're just tiny little crap and the gun's like

1603
01:11:07,920 --> 01:11:10,640
this big and you're like not even holding it's just

1604
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:13,399
floating on you and you just one shot everything in the.

1605
01:11:13,319 --> 01:11:15,439
Speaker 3: Game a human gun, like a glossy like.

1606
01:11:15,399 --> 01:11:18,680
Speaker 4: An actual human gun, and it looks so stupid, and

1607
01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:20,680
so it's just one click in the menu. Were like,

1608
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:22,640
the Soul's part's too hard, Just give me the gun

1609
01:11:23,039 --> 01:11:24,920
and it just one shot your way for the whole game.

1610
01:11:25,319 --> 01:11:27,600
Speaker 3: I think they get it. I think I like that team, and.

1611
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:30,000
Speaker 1: I think they get it. I think they understand. So

1612
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:31,399
that's a good one.

1613
01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:36,439
Speaker 4: But going Under one, right, Going Under, Yeah, that was

1614
01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:40,119
the That was the the first of their studio game

1615
01:11:40,119 --> 01:11:41,800
that I knew about, where you're the girl and you're

1616
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:43,840
in the office and you got to basically fight your boss.

1617
01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:47,880
Speaker 1: I didn't play this, but I did see this, but

1618
01:11:47,920 --> 01:11:48,720
I didn't play it.

1619
01:11:49,199 --> 01:11:51,399
Speaker 4: That was Yeah, that's how I knew them. Do you?

1620
01:11:51,439 --> 01:11:53,720
But you know a game I'm talking about.

1621
01:11:54,239 --> 01:11:55,439
Speaker 3: I've not seen this before.

1622
01:11:56,079 --> 01:12:00,319
Speaker 4: Going Under game, and pretty sure it's what's called yea yeah, yeah,

1623
01:12:00,399 --> 01:12:02,960
how going Under? Yeah, it was like a kind of

1624
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:06,279
like a platformer, but you're like an office worker and

1625
01:12:06,319 --> 01:12:08,880
you'd use like pencils and erasers to like fight like

1626
01:12:09,119 --> 01:12:12,600
little evil office workers. I'm going to write, that's just

1627
01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:14,119
very this is very goofy.

1628
01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:16,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet you. They made this like while they

1629
01:12:16,520 --> 01:12:19,000
were working at their like official studio, and they were like,

1630
01:12:19,039 --> 01:12:22,039
I hate working a desk job, I hate companies.

1631
01:12:22,359 --> 01:12:24,720
Speaker 2: Let's quit and make some crap.

1632
01:12:25,039 --> 01:12:28,920
Speaker 4: I really like their basically like their art style. Yeah

1633
01:12:29,039 --> 01:12:31,760
they got that. Uh the Nickelodeon vibes to me.

1634
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:34,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Peaks definitely got that too.

1635
01:12:35,119 --> 01:12:38,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, like Another's Crabs, Treasure was not that long ago.

1636
01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:40,560
In fact, i'm looking at it, really it was last

1637
01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:44,359
year fifth, twenty twenty four. Like they made this game

1638
01:12:44,399 --> 01:12:46,359
within a year of their last game.

1639
01:12:46,399 --> 01:12:47,039
Speaker 2: That's crazy.

1640
01:12:47,399 --> 01:12:50,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, Going Under came out I think in twenty twenty

1641
01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:58,000
one too, and then yeah, they're they're bill knit nice. Yeah.

1642
01:12:58,199 --> 01:13:00,600
I knew about Going Under because my friend David, who

1643
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:04,520
did my anime sticker art, he did the official art

1644
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:07,239
for them too, so he he worked with the art

1645
01:13:07,239 --> 01:13:08,760
director and then that's how I played the game, and

1646
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:09,800
the game was really good.

1647
01:13:10,319 --> 01:13:13,680
Speaker 1: You're obviously very well connected in the game space, Lisa.

1648
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:15,880
I have to talk to you about a game that

1649
01:13:16,279 --> 01:13:18,359
Dan and I have been playing for some time now,

1650
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:22,960
but you've been also talking about it, Claire Obscure. It

1651
01:13:23,039 --> 01:13:25,600
sounds like you've been digging into this game for a

1652
01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:28,279
little bit. Tell us about your experience with Claire Obscure.

1653
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:33,720
Speaker 4: Well, we're I think we're Dan. Have you beaten it?

1654
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:38,840
Speaker 1: Yes, but we won't do spoiler casts because I haven't

1655
01:13:39,039 --> 01:13:41,960
because married we're in act three.

1656
01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:46,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was immediately. The whole reason why I even

1657
01:13:46,439 --> 01:13:49,279
usually start games is because I like to learn about

1658
01:13:49,279 --> 01:13:51,880
weird gaming history, and someone's like, you should play Claire

1659
01:13:51,880 --> 01:13:54,600
Obscure because I've been playing a lot of turn based

1660
01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:59,680
games lately. Unfortunately, Bosso, they were like the soundtrack is

1661
01:13:59,680 --> 01:14:02,159
phenomen because they found this guy off Reddit, and I

1662
01:14:02,199 --> 01:14:04,560
was like, what, like someone told me that, and they're like,

1663
01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:07,039
it's a French studio is their first game. It's like

1664
01:14:07,119 --> 01:14:09,760
and I remember seeing the trailer like months ago, but

1665
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:11,439
like within the first hour of the game, I was

1666
01:14:11,479 --> 01:14:13,560
crying and I was like, Okay, I haven't cried from

1667
01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:16,920
a video game in a very long time. And obviously

1668
01:14:17,079 --> 01:14:19,680
I'm I'm known as the Perry Queen, which I hate that.

1669
01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:21,760
But when I have people that I don't even talk

1670
01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:23,079
to you message me saying you have to play this

1671
01:14:23,079 --> 01:14:25,560
game because you'd love the combat system and it's turn based,

1672
01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:27,960
I'm like, okay, we hate each other and you're texting me,

1673
01:14:28,119 --> 01:14:30,840
so I guess I need to play this game. And yeah,

1674
01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:32,399
I've been obsessed with it and now I'm at a

1675
01:14:32,399 --> 01:14:34,119
part where it's like I'm getting close to the end,

1676
01:14:34,119 --> 01:14:35,359
but I don't want to get to the end yet,

1677
01:14:35,399 --> 01:14:37,600
so I'm just doing all the side stuff and it's

1678
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:39,359
like I haven't been locked in like this in a

1679
01:14:39,479 --> 01:14:40,479
very long time.

1680
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:42,359
Speaker 3: Now, are you? Because I wanted to do that when

1681
01:14:42,359 --> 01:14:44,399
I got to Act three, because you know, you definitely

1682
01:14:44,479 --> 01:14:46,960
can spend your time going around leveling up and all

1683
01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:50,520
that stuff. But like all those chromatic bosses and everything,

1684
01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:52,439
I would go to them, and I was probably around

1685
01:14:52,479 --> 01:14:55,119
like level fifty ish with all my characters, they would

1686
01:14:55,119 --> 01:14:58,960
still just whoop my ass like first turn, like how

1687
01:14:58,960 --> 01:15:00,720
are you approaching those things? In Act three?

1688
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:03,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, when they were one shotting me. What I did

1689
01:15:03,359 --> 01:15:06,239
is I went to the Dark Shores. I learned the

1690
01:15:06,239 --> 01:15:09,159
pattern of those big spooky guys because you'd get like

1691
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:12,239
five hundred thousand like experience point and I would just

1692
01:15:12,279 --> 01:15:14,399
fight them like four times, and I'd level up ten

1693
01:15:14,479 --> 01:15:17,520
levels and then i'd go to the Endless Tower and

1694
01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:20,520
learn the patterns of all those guys and then from

1695
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:23,119
there now I'm just like able to do most things.

1696
01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:26,239
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, I feel like I didn't fuck with much.

1697
01:15:26,279 --> 01:15:27,960
Like it'd probably be a good place to grind.

1698
01:15:28,239 --> 01:15:30,399
Speaker 1: I mean, you don't have an RPG history to you,

1699
01:15:30,479 --> 01:15:32,239
but like the classic is, it's like if you can't

1700
01:15:32,279 --> 01:15:34,079
kill stuff, you have to grind.

1701
01:15:34,199 --> 01:15:34,439
Speaker 3: Sure.

1702
01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:36,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, And like I say, you know how to grind,

1703
01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:39,920
and I hate grinding, but I was like, where can

1704
01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:41,840
I go where I get? Like I and I'm also

1705
01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:44,680
like an anti googler, like I'm very like pretentious, like

1706
01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:47,640
I'm not gonna look anything up. But I was playing

1707
01:15:47,680 --> 01:15:50,640
and it's weird because the difficulty curve goes way up

1708
01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:53,319
in Act three, but all you have to get is

1709
01:15:53,359 --> 01:15:56,199
to level like sixty, which is really fast. You can

1710
01:15:56,279 --> 01:15:57,960
level up really fast in that game, which I think

1711
01:15:58,039 --> 01:16:00,840
is fascinating because usually don't you reach like a high

1712
01:16:00,920 --> 01:16:03,560
level in an RPG. It's like I have to kill

1713
01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:06,640
like thirty enemies to get to the next level. But yeah,

1714
01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:08,479
once you get to like level sixty, and you're like, oh,

1715
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:11,720
I can actually play comfortably now the danger signs start

1716
01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:14,600
to go away when you start to visit places.

1717
01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:17,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, the danger thing. Yeah yeah.

1718
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:20,880
Speaker 4: I would go to the last part of Back two

1719
01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:23,079
and I would just go and just do a couple

1720
01:16:23,119 --> 01:16:25,439
grinding in through there, and they come out and be like,

1721
01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:29,520
now I'm killing it and my bills are insane at

1722
01:16:29,520 --> 01:16:30,039
this point.

1723
01:16:30,439 --> 01:16:33,159
Speaker 1: Who's like, uh, who's like your damage dealer, who's like

1724
01:16:33,199 --> 01:16:35,199
your defender, who's like your tank?

1725
01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:38,640
Speaker 4: Well, I got all the pick those that are like

1726
01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:43,880
second chance double heel uh like play first off. Mine

1727
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:48,760
is looney looney mael are the two like big power doers.

1728
01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:51,039
But then I started eating everyone out and now all

1729
01:16:51,079 --> 01:16:54,359
of my characters have like a good they move set,

1730
01:16:54,399 --> 01:17:00,319
except for Verso is shockingly my least favorite, dably my

1731
01:17:00,399 --> 01:17:01,119
second favorite.

1732
01:17:01,319 --> 01:17:07,319
Speaker 3: Oh I hate I never used can unlock anything thing

1733
01:17:07,359 --> 01:17:09,439
and all that ship. Yeah, I never really messed with him.

1734
01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:12,000
What I did first, I got Versato a good spot

1735
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:13,840
where it's like all of his base attack stuff and

1736
01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:16,159
be like, oh, you do a double attack and go

1737
01:17:16,199 --> 01:17:17,840
again afterwards.

1738
01:17:17,199 --> 01:17:20,880
Speaker 4: But you gotta do the elemental hits, and then you

1739
01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:23,720
gotta do the elemental damage. And then with with my

1740
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:26,239
l you gotta do the void attack and you gotta

1741
01:17:26,279 --> 01:17:29,279
get her in the in the what was the stance Virtuoso?

1742
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:34,920
The Virtuosa stance, Yeah, virtuo don't I'm not French anyway, but.

1743
01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:37,159
Speaker 1: What he read, I try to cram the French into you.

1744
01:17:37,399 --> 01:17:39,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I would have them in my party, and

1745
01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:42,960
then I would have Monaco as like the third character,

1746
01:17:43,079 --> 01:17:45,279
just to get the leveling up and then unlock all

1747
01:17:45,319 --> 01:17:48,159
the skills. And then once you get enough skills I

1748
01:17:48,199 --> 01:17:51,359
think I'm only missing one skill like Monica box, that's

1749
01:17:51,399 --> 01:17:52,159
all I gotta say.

1750
01:17:52,359 --> 01:17:55,680
Speaker 3: Okay, with the wheel thing and everything is that like yeah.

1751
01:17:55,399 --> 01:17:58,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, just make sure you got one skill in

1752
01:17:58,359 --> 01:18:02,359
there for each part of the wheel, so whatever you can,

1753
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:05,159
and then you try to realize like oh, like like

1754
01:18:05,279 --> 01:18:07,600
his big like elemental damage. If you have it on

1755
01:18:07,640 --> 01:18:10,680
the right wheel, it does some does some good shit.

1756
01:18:11,039 --> 01:18:13,479
But yeah, I'm even out with everyone now.

1757
01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:17,159
Speaker 3: I like to seel a lot like it. At first,

1758
01:18:17,159 --> 01:18:20,119
it seemed a little overwhelming with the Foretel stuff and everything,

1759
01:18:20,119 --> 01:18:21,840
but once figured out, it's not that bad at all.

1760
01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:25,359
Speaker 1: Once you figure it out, She's pretty powerful. Also, she

1761
01:18:25,399 --> 01:18:26,600
does damage no one else does.

1762
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:30,039
Speaker 4: All the girls are they're like the badasses. Monica is

1763
01:18:30,079 --> 01:18:32,119
more like a support character, but he has a lot

1764
01:18:32,159 --> 01:18:35,399
of attacks that can attack all characters. So it's like, oh,

1765
01:18:35,439 --> 01:18:37,920
you just find one elemental of each and it's like, oh,

1766
01:18:38,039 --> 01:18:40,960
this this enemy, he don't like earth damage, so you

1767
01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:43,239
just put like heavy earth damage on all enemies and

1768
01:18:43,279 --> 01:18:43,880
then there you go.

1769
01:18:44,359 --> 01:18:47,359
Speaker 1: So I couldn't agree more. His game is like truly

1770
01:18:47,439 --> 01:18:51,840
like badass ladies the game. Everybody in this game is

1771
01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:54,279
just like so powerful and so important.

1772
01:18:54,399 --> 01:18:57,159
Speaker 2: And so badass as a girl.

1773
01:18:57,239 --> 01:18:59,880
Speaker 1: It's really cool to like go through these phases with

1774
01:19:00,079 --> 01:19:03,640
them and watch them like do these incredible things together.

1775
01:19:04,079 --> 01:19:04,640
Speaker 2: And there is a.

1776
01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:10,159
Speaker 4: Horror there's a harem of women going after verso versus

1777
01:19:10,239 --> 01:19:11,760
trying and they're like, no.

1778
01:19:14,319 --> 01:19:17,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's that. Uh, there's like a trope for that

1779
01:19:17,399 --> 01:19:20,199
where yeah, in like anime, there's like a dude with

1780
01:19:20,239 --> 01:19:21,079
three girls and.

1781
01:19:21,079 --> 01:19:24,079
Speaker 4: I like the harem harem and it's like, and that's

1782
01:19:24,079 --> 01:19:27,159
how I don't like Final Fancy. I'm gonna be that person.

1783
01:19:27,279 --> 01:19:28,680
He's like not a final fan.

1784
01:19:28,840 --> 01:19:32,520
Speaker 1: I did play No you was getting really well here guy, Yeah.

1785
01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:36,079
Speaker 4: File Fantasy six and it was great. But then I

1786
01:19:36,119 --> 01:19:37,399
realized I got to a point in the game where

1787
01:19:37,399 --> 01:19:39,119
I thought I beat it, and I only went halfway through,

1788
01:19:39,119 --> 01:19:42,079
and I said, fuck this game. But I beat Krona

1789
01:19:42,119 --> 01:19:45,439
Trigger for the first time this year, and that does

1790
01:19:45,479 --> 01:19:49,520
everything I love about g RPGs or turn Base, like

1791
01:19:49,560 --> 01:19:52,439
I don't have to grind. It's very easy to understand,

1792
01:19:52,920 --> 01:19:55,560
like if my main party character dies, I can still

1793
01:19:55,640 --> 01:19:57,680
use my backup characters, Like that's why I heye about

1794
01:19:57,680 --> 01:20:01,039
for five or Persona is that if he dies, so

1795
01:20:01,079 --> 01:20:03,800
does everyone else, Like that's bullshit. But like Claire up Spirits,

1796
01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:06,279
like if your party dies, you can use your backup

1797
01:20:06,319 --> 01:20:08,840
party to try to save the day. So that's why

1798
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:10,399
I made sure everyone was even leveled.

1799
01:20:11,479 --> 01:20:14,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm curious. You mentioned Final Fantasy six and like,

1800
01:20:14,840 --> 01:20:17,760
growing up, I could not stand JRPGs, and as I

1801
01:20:17,800 --> 01:20:19,640
got older, I wanted to go back and like everyone

1802
01:20:19,680 --> 01:20:22,079
talks like they're the best game ever. I've started Final

1803
01:20:22,079 --> 01:20:24,960
Fantasy six like three times, and every time it's just

1804
01:20:25,079 --> 01:20:27,760
slow as hell to start. I always bounced off really quick.

1805
01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:31,600
But like Chrono Trigger, I reviewed the DS version back

1806
01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:32,880
when it came out, and I was like, oh shit,

1807
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:35,880
this game's actually like I really liked Krona Trigger. What

1808
01:20:36,039 --> 01:20:39,840
is it that? What am I missing about Final Fantasy six?

1809
01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:41,960
Or like, what is the thing that Liken you played

1810
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:44,119
him recently? Like what does Corona Trigger do better than

1811
01:20:44,159 --> 01:20:45,000
Final Fantasy six?

1812
01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:48,880
Speaker 4: Felt like it's like a passion project of like three

1813
01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:53,000
incredible like game developers, and like Toriama too was involved

1814
01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:56,359
with it, and then Final Fantasy Like, people are gonna

1815
01:20:56,399 --> 01:20:58,439
hate me for this. I never played Final Fantasy seven.

1816
01:20:58,479 --> 01:21:00,840
Growing up. I was a Nintendo person, so I missed

1817
01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:04,359
out on a lot of PlayStation games. So I played

1818
01:21:04,359 --> 01:21:07,680
the remake as my first File Fancy and I was like,

1819
01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:10,800
this feels very corporate. Like I was like that was

1820
01:21:10,800 --> 01:21:12,279
the word I came up with. And everyone's like, you

1821
01:21:12,319 --> 01:21:14,800
don't understand, like this is the most amazing. They put

1822
01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:17,600
so much up, Like this feels gross after a while

1823
01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:20,119
and it's so long, And I was like, and I

1824
01:21:20,159 --> 01:21:23,720
don't really like Cloud and like Tifa's relationship with him,

1825
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:25,920
and like Era's relationship. I was like, I was not

1826
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:29,079
a fan of I don't like cat boys that much either,

1827
01:21:29,239 --> 01:21:32,239
Like like you're a child, like I had to grow

1828
01:21:32,319 --> 01:21:34,640
up from anime. I'm like, listen, you're a child's soldier.

1829
01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:36,079
Why do you look like you work at Hollister?

1830
01:21:36,359 --> 01:21:38,560
Speaker 3: Like I just it is Cloud a cat boy?

1831
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:40,279
Speaker 4: What are the I mean it's a cat boy? He

1832
01:21:40,319 --> 01:21:44,640
looks he looks like a cat. Yeah. It's like every

1833
01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:47,399
like even the old people in File Fancy seven look

1834
01:21:47,520 --> 01:21:51,159
like male model babies, like babies, like the old people

1835
01:21:51,319 --> 01:21:53,680
just like they're just like botoxed, you know.

1836
01:21:53,680 --> 01:21:57,039
Speaker 3: What I mean, Like like Goku a cat boy.

1837
01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:04,079
Speaker 4: No to me, Twink is what I'm trying.

1838
01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:07,520
Speaker 3: To say, equals cat boy, Like.

1839
01:22:07,439 --> 01:22:10,840
Speaker 4: I love Claire obscure because it's like everyone is like

1840
01:22:11,319 --> 01:22:13,399
beat up and like dirty, Like it's like.

1841
01:22:13,600 --> 01:22:17,079
Speaker 1: Every animation after a fight and it looks like they're

1842
01:22:17,119 --> 01:22:18,439
about to die.

1843
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:23,439
Speaker 4: Shit. And like my only exception is like like Leon

1844
01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:26,159
from like Resident Evil because Resident Evil's so goofy w.

1845
01:22:26,319 --> 01:22:30,359
He's like I gotta go kill some zombies now, you know.

1846
01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:33,880
But like File Fancy, it's like Cloud is like I'm

1847
01:22:33,880 --> 01:22:36,560
just so traumatized that I can't be nice everyone. I'm like, okay,

1848
01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:38,439
but you still put gel in your hair every morning

1849
01:22:38,479 --> 01:22:39,239
for thirty minutes.

1850
01:22:39,279 --> 01:22:42,880
Speaker 1: Like I'm not haating you, seriously, I'm traumatized.

1851
01:22:42,880 --> 01:22:45,800
Speaker 4: I'm just so traumatized. And he has like eye patches

1852
01:22:45,840 --> 01:22:51,880
on like so it's like it's a hard cell for me.

1853
01:22:52,159 --> 01:22:54,840
Like I loved File Fantacy sixteen because it wasn't turn

1854
01:22:54,920 --> 01:22:57,800
based and like Clive was just like a dirty cat

1855
01:22:57,840 --> 01:22:59,840
boy but he was like hot and like bury and

1856
01:22:59,840 --> 01:23:02,159
like beat up. But like yeah, like it was It's

1857
01:23:02,199 --> 01:23:03,680
just hard for me to get a follow Fancy because

1858
01:23:03,680 --> 01:23:05,680
I'm just like you guys just all look like K

1859
01:23:05,720 --> 01:23:08,560
pop stars, Like.

1860
01:23:07,520 --> 01:23:11,359
Speaker 3: Like outside of sixteen, did the series? Like has have

1861
01:23:11,439 --> 01:23:12,720
they gone outside of that? You think?

1862
01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:15,560
Speaker 4: Or is it all really No, That's why I don't

1863
01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:19,800
play anime style games like I like Persona five, Like

1864
01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:21,079
that was the whole reason why I got a PS

1865
01:23:21,119 --> 01:23:23,079
four to begin with. But it's like I knew they

1866
01:23:23,079 --> 01:23:25,000
were like in high school, and it's got way more

1867
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,800
of like an anime vibe to it, which I was

1868
01:23:26,840 --> 01:23:28,560
okay with, but like most of the time, it's like

1869
01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:31,600
I can't listen. I want my I want snake. I

1870
01:23:31,600 --> 01:23:33,239
need my man to look like he smells like the

1871
01:23:33,279 --> 01:23:35,000
dead rats in your apartment, you know what I mean,

1872
01:23:35,159 --> 01:23:36,800
Like yeah, or your house.

1873
01:23:38,359 --> 01:23:39,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm dirty.

1874
01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:45,079
Speaker 5: I want I'm filthy, and I give I give looney,

1875
01:23:45,319 --> 01:23:46,359
you know, the benefit of doubt.

1876
01:23:46,399 --> 01:23:48,560
Speaker 4: She does have those la lip flip. They did give

1877
01:23:48,600 --> 01:23:50,319
her that in the game, and I was like, listen,

1878
01:23:50,359 --> 01:23:52,000
she's about to die in a year. She can look

1879
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:54,680
as hot as she wants, okay, Like she.

1880
01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:57,239
Speaker 1: Got work done because this is her last.

1881
01:23:57,920 --> 01:23:59,479
Speaker 4: I'm like, this bitch has work done.

1882
01:23:59,399 --> 01:24:02,079
Speaker 1: Okay, she chose to serve.

1883
01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:05,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, we gotta stop the garage.

1884
01:24:12,720 --> 01:24:14,199
Speaker 1: They do look good. I mean I don't want them

1885
01:24:14,199 --> 01:24:16,159
to look too fucked up. I just think they like

1886
01:24:17,000 --> 01:24:19,760
clairebs gear like rode the line between like let them

1887
01:24:19,800 --> 01:24:22,359
be dirty, let them be disgusting. But they're all super cute,

1888
01:24:22,479 --> 01:24:25,039
Like they're all like cute little characters, and I think

1889
01:24:25,079 --> 01:24:28,079
they did a good job making everybody fun to look at.

1890
01:24:29,039 --> 01:24:30,720
Speaker 2: Even Ska is like super fun to.

1891
01:24:30,880 --> 01:24:34,439
Speaker 4: I want to ask. I want to ask you a tattoo.

1892
01:24:34,640 --> 01:24:35,680
I'm like, I love him.

1893
01:24:36,479 --> 01:24:38,600
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna get a tattoo of a rock and

1894
01:24:38,600 --> 01:24:40,520
then we can just hang out together.

1895
01:24:41,640 --> 01:24:44,279
Speaker 4: Yeah. I just think Claire and also having like the

1896
01:24:44,319 --> 01:24:47,359
ability to parry and dodge. I haven't dodged once in

1897
01:24:47,399 --> 01:24:49,960
the game. I've just been pairing everything. I think having

1898
01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:53,199
that ability like makes it more interactive because term based

1899
01:24:53,359 --> 01:24:55,920
the reason why people hate is that every fight feels

1900
01:24:55,960 --> 01:24:58,680
like a drag. But at least in Claire, obscurity doesn't

1901
01:24:58,680 --> 01:25:01,640
feel like that because it's just oh interactive, and because

1902
01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:05,840
you have the option to actually block every attack, it's like, oh,

1903
01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:07,560
it gives me something to do in a pattern to

1904
01:25:07,640 --> 01:25:09,000
learn because.

1905
01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:13,319
Speaker 3: Most different way, like the Mario Luigi games, like those RPGs, like.

1906
01:25:13,239 --> 01:25:16,079
Speaker 4: The the like the Super Mario rpg.

1907
01:25:16,439 --> 01:25:18,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the DS and GBA like Mario and Luigi Ones.

1908
01:25:19,760 --> 01:25:21,800
Speaker 4: No, I mean I have I did play the Super

1909
01:25:21,800 --> 01:25:22,640
Mario RPG.

1910
01:25:23,439 --> 01:25:25,000
Speaker 3: Like that one's great, but like.

1911
01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:27,359
Speaker 4: From Superintendo, but not the Mario and Luigi ones.

1912
01:25:27,399 --> 01:25:29,600
Speaker 3: No, those are so fucking good. And even though I

1913
01:25:29,600 --> 01:25:31,840
hated j RPG's growing up, those are the ones I

1914
01:25:31,880 --> 01:25:33,640
like because of the same reasons you were just mentioning,

1915
01:25:33,800 --> 01:25:35,920
because they are giving you like kind of in the

1916
01:25:35,920 --> 01:25:37,960
middle of battle. You're not just selecting something from a

1917
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:41,279
menu and watching something happen. It is very like you

1918
01:25:41,279 --> 01:25:43,520
can dodge stuff, you can make things do more damage

1919
01:25:43,560 --> 01:25:45,600
and everything like, and they're funny as hell, like those

1920
01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:47,039
Mario Luigi games are incredible.

1921
01:25:47,960 --> 01:25:50,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, there isn't much. There's a little bit of humor

1922
01:25:50,800 --> 01:25:52,439
and clear obscure, but I don't care about it.

1923
01:25:53,399 --> 01:25:55,640
Speaker 3: There's some it picks its spots. It's mainly just like

1924
01:25:55,720 --> 01:25:57,920
random like NPC interactions and stuff.

1925
01:25:58,560 --> 01:26:02,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, French French, the Friend and sharn't known for their comedy.

1926
01:26:02,359 --> 01:26:06,239
I feel like they're like everyone vill die and it's

1927
01:26:06,279 --> 01:26:07,399
just like I may like.

1928
01:26:07,399 --> 01:26:10,600
Speaker 4: It, but they do have mimes and they do have bagattes.

1929
01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:13,880
Speaker 1: So I hate that fucking mime. I hate that fucking mime.

1930
01:26:14,359 --> 01:26:17,439
I hate that enemy. It's so hard to kill that mime.

1931
01:26:17,520 --> 01:26:19,439
Speaker 3: I never killed the Mime and I never see me.

1932
01:26:19,560 --> 01:26:22,239
Speaker 4: I learned the attacks, I learned the patterns.

1933
01:26:22,640 --> 01:26:24,199
Speaker 3: It was the first enemy I ran into, and it

1934
01:26:24,239 --> 01:26:25,600
just would my ass And like I feel like every

1935
01:26:25,600 --> 01:26:27,239
time I saw Mime, it would just like jump out

1936
01:26:27,279 --> 01:26:29,399
from behind a tree, one shot me, and then I

1937
01:26:29,399 --> 01:26:30,800
would avoid him the rest of the game. I never

1938
01:26:30,880 --> 01:26:31,199
killed them.

1939
01:26:32,159 --> 01:26:32,840
Speaker 4: And even if you.

1940
01:26:32,840 --> 01:26:35,119
Speaker 1: Learn the attacks, just to defend myself for a second,

1941
01:26:35,159 --> 01:26:38,720
I did learn his fucking attacks. And he is so

1942
01:26:38,840 --> 01:26:42,600
hard to just take down, yep, because he put the

1943
01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:44,239
first thing he does is put up a shield. He

1944
01:26:44,239 --> 01:26:46,239
puts up this like fake brick wall because that's what

1945
01:26:46,279 --> 01:26:49,880
mimes do, because they're so fucking funny. And everything I

1946
01:26:49,960 --> 01:26:52,319
was doing did like fifty damage. As you guys know,

1947
01:26:52,399 --> 01:26:55,079
everything in that game is like a million health. So

1948
01:26:55,159 --> 01:26:58,159
it just it took forty minutes for me to wear

1949
01:26:58,199 --> 01:26:59,199
this mime down.

1950
01:26:59,279 --> 01:27:00,000
Speaker 2: I just hate them.

1951
01:27:00,279 --> 01:27:03,479
Speaker 4: Monaco gets a move where you can damage through shields

1952
01:27:04,399 --> 01:27:08,199
and it's a high in physical damage and it does Yeah.

1953
01:27:08,439 --> 01:27:11,800
See ah, you gotta be like me, just unlock everything

1954
01:27:11,880 --> 01:27:13,960
and just study it and then be like I'm still

1955
01:27:14,039 --> 01:27:14,720
bad at the game.

1956
01:27:15,239 --> 01:27:17,520
Speaker 2: It's why I don't like these types of games.

1957
01:27:17,520 --> 01:27:20,159
Speaker 1: But I do like Clapscua, but like, oh, these games

1958
01:27:20,199 --> 01:27:22,800
are so exhaustingly like where it's like, well you have

1959
01:27:22,880 --> 01:27:25,840
to know that you need to get her to burn them,

1960
01:27:25,840 --> 01:27:29,159
and then it puts what's your fucking face? And then

1961
01:27:29,159 --> 01:27:30,880
the guy has like a mark that like if he

1962
01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:33,439
burns it, he does like actually, it's like so like

1963
01:27:33,560 --> 01:27:36,439
re read a book, like just let me hit them.

1964
01:27:37,039 --> 01:27:40,600
Speaker 4: Yeah. Also, I'll just show you what I got because

1965
01:27:40,640 --> 01:27:42,520
one time, like I figured it out, was like that

1966
01:27:42,640 --> 01:27:44,439
was nice about streaming it is I'd be like I'm

1967
01:27:44,439 --> 01:27:47,239
allowing some backsey gaming and they'd be like, equip this

1968
01:27:47,279 --> 01:27:49,239
move and this move, just use those. I'm like, what

1969
01:27:49,279 --> 01:27:53,079
the fuck? Like I did the the Stettondall move of

1970
01:27:53,479 --> 01:27:56,479
of ma L. It's the toughest move in the game.

1971
01:27:56,680 --> 01:27:59,720
It's like it just like one shots these chromatic enemies

1972
01:27:59,720 --> 01:28:01,840
and like what you.

1973
01:28:01,800 --> 01:28:04,039
Speaker 3: Put on the thing that lumier that makes it so

1974
01:28:04,079 --> 01:28:05,319
you can go over nine nine nine?

1975
01:28:06,159 --> 01:28:10,119
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh I don't think you can do I can, Yeah,

1976
01:28:10,359 --> 01:28:13,920
you can't play the game without that. And then there.

1977
01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:16,039
Speaker 1: Obviously lovely and a really good gamer, but I also

1978
01:28:16,119 --> 01:28:19,359
think that you know this game too much and I

1979
01:28:19,399 --> 01:28:22,000
think you're kind of you're a bit snotty about it.

1980
01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:25,319
Speaker 4: Well, you're the thing I'm I'm like, there is a

1981
01:28:25,359 --> 01:28:28,239
time like this year has been really rough as far

1982
01:28:28,279 --> 01:28:31,000
as like I've been traveling so much ever since I Bala,

1983
01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:35,319
it's been tough to like play a bunch of games,

1984
01:28:35,600 --> 01:28:37,159
like I wish I was up to date on game

1985
01:28:37,199 --> 01:28:39,000
now that I do, like more journalism stuff I do,

1986
01:28:39,319 --> 01:28:41,600
But like I'll get locked into a game and I'll

1987
01:28:41,640 --> 01:28:43,720
just like that is my goals. Just I have to

1988
01:28:43,760 --> 01:28:46,479
do everything in that game, and then I ruined my life.

1989
01:28:46,520 --> 01:28:50,079
Speaker 1: You're presenting claim Scare is crazy.

1990
01:28:50,319 --> 01:28:51,159
Speaker 4: I'm getting there.

1991
01:28:51,840 --> 01:28:54,399
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. I mean, I'm very impressed by you,

1992
01:28:54,600 --> 01:29:00,159
and uh that's probably probably yellow deep down inside. But

1993
01:29:00,199 --> 01:29:03,800
you're also very addicted to a couple games like obviously,

1994
01:29:03,920 --> 01:29:05,800
Claire ob Sciar takes a lot of hours, but I

1995
01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:08,560
think one of the games that takes like the most

1996
01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:12,239
hours is elden Ring. And you've been telling me that

1997
01:29:12,319 --> 01:29:16,319
you've been burning through night Rain, which is psychotic as well,

1998
01:29:16,399 --> 01:29:18,840
So tell me about your experiences through elden Ring.

1999
01:29:19,199 --> 01:29:22,119
Speaker 4: I mean, like, I did you play night Rain.

2000
01:29:23,199 --> 01:29:26,199
Speaker 1: I am not a good enough gamer for night Rain.

2001
01:29:26,319 --> 01:29:29,039
I'm just gonna admit that very openly and take a

2002
01:29:29,079 --> 01:29:30,159
slice of humble pie.

2003
01:29:30,279 --> 01:29:34,159
Speaker 4: Listen. I kind of cheated with that because I love

2004
01:29:34,199 --> 01:29:35,840
elden Ring. But I started playing the game, I was like,

2005
01:29:35,920 --> 01:29:38,560
I'm terrible at this. And then I got hired to

2006
01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:43,520
do like a night Rain like sport casting thing and

2007
01:29:43,960 --> 01:29:46,760
it was like six night Rain professionals and I just

2008
01:29:46,880 --> 01:29:49,359
watched what they did and I mimic it every time.

2009
01:29:50,159 --> 01:29:52,199
Speaker 1: That's cool. That's actually really cool.

2010
01:29:52,479 --> 01:29:54,399
Speaker 4: We're just saying, oh, they go here and then they

2011
01:29:54,439 --> 01:29:56,720
go here, because it's like it's not you're not playing

2012
01:29:56,720 --> 01:29:58,720
it like elden Ring, where you're like skilled at a

2013
01:29:58,720 --> 01:30:02,560
specific build. You're playing it like like kind of like Fortnite,

2014
01:30:03,319 --> 01:30:05,399
like you're like, we gotta get this thing because this

2015
01:30:05,399 --> 01:30:07,720
this enemy will give you this power, this enemy will

2016
01:30:07,720 --> 01:30:09,880
be this power. It's like you have fifteen minutes until

2017
01:30:09,880 --> 01:30:12,119
the first night Lord, and so you're just rushing. But

2018
01:30:12,159 --> 01:30:13,520
the problem is that I have to play with a

2019
01:30:13,560 --> 01:30:18,640
lot of randoms because From Software hasn't done cross platform yet,

2020
01:30:18,840 --> 01:30:22,359
which is insane to have a multiplayer game. What are you, Nintendo?

2021
01:30:22,520 --> 01:30:25,239
But it's just like it's like, how are you gonna

2022
01:30:25,279 --> 01:30:28,600
have this cross platform? This multiplayer game not be cross platform.

2023
01:30:28,640 --> 01:30:30,159
So all my friends are playing on Steve and I'm

2024
01:30:30,159 --> 01:30:32,479
playing on PS five, right.

2025
01:30:32,399 --> 01:30:33,800
Speaker 3: Are they sad?

2026
01:30:34,439 --> 01:30:36,520
Speaker 4: I don't know. But there's also no voice chats. Every

2027
01:30:36,520 --> 01:30:38,800
time I play with Randos. It's like the Spider Man

2028
01:30:38,920 --> 01:30:41,079
meme where it's like who's the leader.

2029
01:30:41,600 --> 01:30:44,119
Speaker 3: Who's leading at yeah?

2030
01:30:44,439 --> 01:30:46,119
Speaker 4: Yeah, and and so it's like you just wait for

2031
01:30:46,119 --> 01:30:48,439
someone to mark the first castle and then you're like

2032
01:30:48,479 --> 01:30:50,640
that person's the leader. But sometimes they take places you

2033
01:30:50,640 --> 01:30:53,000
don't want to go, and now I've gotten really good.

2034
01:30:53,439 --> 01:30:57,239
The problem is is like every run is just randomized.

2035
01:30:57,479 --> 01:30:59,399
So it's like you may think like, okay, I just

2036
01:30:59,399 --> 01:31:02,119
got to get like a good electric weapon or lightning weapon,

2037
01:31:02,159 --> 01:31:03,520
like I get to do fire weapon. You don't know

2038
01:31:03,560 --> 01:31:06,239
exactly what weapons you're gonna get unless you have like

2039
01:31:06,279 --> 01:31:09,319
a room that tells you what treasures in what areas.

2040
01:31:09,640 --> 01:31:11,439
But yeah, it's a lot. I mean it's fun because

2041
01:31:11,479 --> 01:31:15,439
it's like forty five minutes, like a basic multiplayer game

2042
01:31:15,720 --> 01:31:17,880
is forty five minute run, and then it's like cool,

2043
01:31:17,920 --> 01:31:19,800
I got my souls fixed for the day and now

2044
01:31:19,840 --> 01:31:21,159
I can move on with my life.

2045
01:31:21,479 --> 01:31:23,800
Speaker 3: I just I've been I have not touched it yet,

2046
01:31:23,800 --> 01:31:26,039
despite Elden Ring being like one of my favorite games ever,

2047
01:31:26,439 --> 01:31:28,119
and I think it's And tell me if I'm way

2048
01:31:28,119 --> 01:31:29,800
out base here, because like, the thing I love about

2049
01:31:29,840 --> 01:31:32,560
elden Ring is like I've never been that like Securo

2050
01:31:32,720 --> 01:31:34,760
guy that can you know, parry, and I'm really good

2051
01:31:34,800 --> 01:31:35,880
at these games. I'm not that guy.

2052
01:31:35,960 --> 01:31:38,319
Speaker 4: Like you don't parry at all in this game. It's impossible.

2053
01:31:38,479 --> 01:31:40,119
Speaker 3: Oh okay, well, I mean I just to say that,

2054
01:31:40,239 --> 01:31:42,600
like I'm not good at from grams. I like them,

2055
01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:46,399
I respect them deeply, But like elden Ring, the thing

2056
01:31:46,399 --> 01:31:48,880
that I loved about it was the discovery aspects. It's

2057
01:31:48,880 --> 01:31:51,000
the same way I liked Breath of the Wild, where

2058
01:31:51,000 --> 01:31:53,079
it's like I'm kind of plopping into this world and

2059
01:31:53,159 --> 01:31:55,359
I just stumble into like oh my god, klid, this

2060
01:31:55,439 --> 01:31:57,159
is fucked up, or like I open this treasure chest

2061
01:31:57,319 --> 01:31:59,399
and I'm across the map and like that type of stuff.

2062
01:32:00,079 --> 01:32:02,119
Seeing the breadth of the game. It's not the moment

2063
01:32:02,159 --> 01:32:04,159
to moment combat because I'm not great at that, but

2064
01:32:04,199 --> 01:32:05,760
I can cheose it, i can level up and stuff

2065
01:32:05,800 --> 01:32:08,760
like that. Is this game not for me? If that's

2066
01:32:08,760 --> 01:32:09,960
what I like about elden Ring.

2067
01:32:10,399 --> 01:32:12,079
Speaker 4: I think the discovery part of this game is the

2068
01:32:12,079 --> 01:32:15,000
best part. Oh okay, yeah, but it is all the

2069
01:32:15,039 --> 01:32:17,800
same map. You just have to find the right treasures

2070
01:32:17,880 --> 01:32:20,640
and the right builds, and I like that that it's

2071
01:32:20,720 --> 01:32:24,279
kind of like just elden Ring packed into this tiny thing.

2072
01:32:24,359 --> 01:32:26,880
Everyone's at the same level when you start out, and

2073
01:32:26,920 --> 01:32:29,479
you're just like, Okay, don't kill any little enemies, go

2074
01:32:29,560 --> 01:32:32,039
for the great bosses. Kill a great boss, you get

2075
01:32:32,039 --> 01:32:34,680
the option of three different weapons or one like power up,

2076
01:32:34,840 --> 01:32:37,239
grab that one, go to the next boss, and so

2077
01:32:37,279 --> 01:32:40,479
it's really just like a mini boss rush. But the

2078
01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:42,960
discovering part of like being like, oh, in this cave,

2079
01:32:43,000 --> 01:32:44,880
let's see what you can get out of here, that's

2080
01:32:44,920 --> 01:32:46,920
the cool part. And they do like Shifted Earth where

2081
01:32:46,960 --> 01:32:49,479
it's like discover the secrets of the underground city and

2082
01:32:49,520 --> 01:32:51,760
so you run through, but it's definitely like you have

2083
01:32:51,920 --> 01:32:54,359
there's no time to parry and learn how to play

2084
01:32:54,359 --> 01:32:56,840
the game. It's like you're just going in. You're just slashing.

2085
01:32:58,239 --> 01:33:01,640
And the difficulty is like Matt with your level two,

2086
01:33:02,119 --> 01:33:03,960
like the highest level and Get is fifteen and you

2087
01:33:03,960 --> 01:33:04,840
start at level one.

2088
01:33:05,319 --> 01:33:07,319
Speaker 3: So is that a persistent thing or do you start

2089
01:33:07,359 --> 01:33:08,439
at level one every time you.

2090
01:33:08,359 --> 01:33:10,439
Speaker 4: Start a level one every time, like you always start

2091
01:33:10,399 --> 01:33:12,039
at the same level, so you just have to make

2092
01:33:12,039 --> 01:33:16,560
sure you have a good team or you just have

2093
01:33:16,640 --> 01:33:18,720
to be able to know where you want to go

2094
01:33:18,760 --> 01:33:20,720
and where to go. And I like it. I don't know.

2095
01:33:20,760 --> 01:33:22,760
It is weird. It's hard to explain because it's not

2096
01:33:23,359 --> 01:33:25,439
like elden Ring. It's not like a Soul's game where

2097
01:33:25,479 --> 01:33:27,960
it's like I'm gonna start off with my little Katana

2098
01:33:27,960 --> 01:33:29,840
and do a Dex build. It's like, no, bitch, you

2099
01:33:29,920 --> 01:33:33,039
got six characters. Each one of them has a certain build.

2100
01:33:33,399 --> 01:33:36,920
You just gotta choose one of these characters and stick

2101
01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:40,399
with their like big arts. Their character arts is the

2102
01:33:40,439 --> 01:33:40,920
big thing.

2103
01:33:41,840 --> 01:33:42,960
Speaker 2: You're a Wilder and.

2104
01:33:42,880 --> 01:33:45,039
Speaker 4: His thing is he does like a big stagger attack

2105
01:33:45,560 --> 01:33:48,479
and then he can like grapple to an enemy that's

2106
01:33:48,520 --> 01:33:52,000
too far away or bring him towards him. So it's

2107
01:33:52,039 --> 01:33:52,439
a lot.

2108
01:33:53,479 --> 01:33:55,039
Speaker 3: I need to try it. It's weird that there's like

2109
01:33:55,079 --> 01:33:57,319
a new elden Ring adjacent game and I haven't played it, Like,

2110
01:33:57,520 --> 01:33:58,800
I gotta try it.

2111
01:33:58,800 --> 01:34:00,920
Speaker 4: It is I think it's we're checking out, But I

2112
01:34:00,920 --> 01:34:03,359
definitely think you should play with people that you know

2113
01:34:03,600 --> 01:34:08,319
are playing. Playing with randoms is very hit or miss.

2114
01:34:08,319 --> 01:34:10,960
And it's been a lot more miss lately than hits

2115
01:34:10,960 --> 01:34:12,359
for me because I can tell when I'm going to

2116
01:34:12,439 --> 01:34:14,199
run with someone they just want to test out a

2117
01:34:14,239 --> 01:34:16,600
new weapon or test out a new character, and they're

2118
01:34:16,600 --> 01:34:19,760
not like following our path. And then I'm like, god,

2119
01:34:19,840 --> 01:34:23,159
damn it away and then you can quit the game,

2120
01:34:23,199 --> 01:34:26,119
and then I'm like you might be in penalized for this,

2121
01:34:26,319 --> 01:34:27,640
like why what did I do?

2122
01:34:27,760 --> 01:34:27,840
Speaker 3: This?

2123
01:34:27,920 --> 01:34:28,560
Speaker 4: Guy sucks?

2124
01:34:28,720 --> 01:34:33,880
Speaker 3: You know anyways, but that'sile of games we should play.

2125
01:34:33,960 --> 01:34:37,600
Speaker 4: If we ever heard me, I'll pilo you, guys, I'll

2126
01:34:37,680 --> 01:34:38,640
download it for Steam.

2127
01:34:39,199 --> 01:34:40,520
Speaker 2: I will disappoint you.

2128
01:34:40,800 --> 01:34:43,279
Speaker 1: I just like I know my limits and I'm gonna

2129
01:34:43,279 --> 01:34:47,399
be like, was too big big of a boss? And

2130
01:34:47,520 --> 01:34:50,600
I just like playing my little I'm playing Mais Mice

2131
01:34:50,720 --> 01:34:51,760
right now, you guys.

2132
01:34:52,039 --> 01:34:55,359
Speaker 4: She's like, I have been settled into comfort. Is what

2133
01:34:55,479 --> 01:34:56,720
You're a comfortable person?

2134
01:34:57,159 --> 01:34:59,800
Speaker 1: I have a comfort. I do play like horror games

2135
01:34:59,800 --> 01:35:02,279
and that will like fuck me up, but like, I

2136
01:35:02,399 --> 01:35:03,800
just don't like playing games.

2137
01:35:03,520 --> 01:35:04,319
Speaker 2: That make me sad.

2138
01:35:05,039 --> 01:35:06,439
Speaker 1: Did your cats knock something over?

2139
01:35:06,760 --> 01:35:08,479
Speaker 4: No, that's me trying to grab a chip and I

2140
01:35:08,560 --> 01:35:12,600
knock something over. Can you see this?

2141
01:35:12,720 --> 01:35:16,840
Speaker 1: I really could have? Yes, I can double trouble triple

2142
01:35:16,880 --> 01:35:19,479
if you consider you grabbing chips and knocking shit over.

2143
01:35:20,079 --> 01:35:22,199
Speaker 4: Listen, I can't, but I suck at other games. Like

2144
01:35:22,199 --> 01:35:24,439
you're like you're good at video No, I'm good at

2145
01:35:24,439 --> 01:35:26,239
the games that I'm willing to be good at. I'm

2146
01:35:26,359 --> 01:35:30,520
terrible at most games. I'm also a bad liar. So

2147
01:35:30,560 --> 01:35:35,039
among Us did nothing for men twice.

2148
01:35:35,159 --> 01:35:38,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, I fell off, but it had its

2149
01:35:38,159 --> 01:35:41,279
moment anyway, I like, legitimately am playing a game called

2150
01:35:41,359 --> 01:35:45,239
Maize Mice. It is a rogue light that is a

2151
01:35:45,279 --> 01:35:49,119
little bit Vampire Survivors because it is an auto shooter,

2152
01:35:49,439 --> 01:35:51,439
so you don't have to attack right, like every time

2153
01:35:51,479 --> 01:35:52,119
you get a power.

2154
01:35:54,159 --> 01:35:55,039
Speaker 4: I think it has.

2155
01:35:54,920 --> 01:35:58,199
Speaker 1: It's it's it's interesting, it's it's done in a very

2156
01:35:58,239 --> 01:36:00,000
different way, and let me try and do my best

2157
01:36:00,039 --> 01:36:01,199
to explain it. But I do think if you like

2158
01:36:01,279 --> 01:36:02,960
look it up, you can see a trailer that will help.

2159
01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:07,079
But like you're in a pre selected maze, right, just

2160
01:36:07,199 --> 01:36:09,199
like a pac Man. Okay, and I actually think this

2161
01:36:09,279 --> 01:36:14,039
game has pac Man inspiration. For sure. You need to

2162
01:36:14,079 --> 01:36:17,319
collect these blue balls, which are like how you level

2163
01:36:17,399 --> 01:36:19,439
up and get I know, I think I'm gonna put

2164
01:36:19,439 --> 01:36:21,600
it on our Game of the Year list for best

2165
01:36:21,600 --> 01:36:24,640
balls Dan, and you have to, like you have to

2166
01:36:24,640 --> 01:36:27,199
get these balls that you can level up your experience

2167
01:36:27,239 --> 01:36:29,720
that way you can get more stuff. But the balls

2168
01:36:29,760 --> 01:36:33,079
are always by these sleeping cats. Now, once you walk

2169
01:36:33,159 --> 01:36:35,119
past a cat, the cats are going to chase.

2170
01:36:34,920 --> 01:36:37,079
Speaker 2: You and they auto they're like.

2171
01:36:39,039 --> 01:36:42,640
Speaker 1: Yes, and so you have to like do a path consistently.

2172
01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:45,319
Here's the key part that I think I like about

2173
01:36:45,319 --> 01:36:48,640
this game. Time only moves when you do so if

2174
01:36:48,720 --> 01:36:52,520
at any point in time, yes, just like super Hot

2175
01:36:52,920 --> 01:36:56,760
uh super Hot pac Man and Vampire Survivors. Anytime I

2176
01:36:56,800 --> 01:36:59,640
want to take a break, I just don't move, and

2177
01:37:00,079 --> 01:37:02,760
time is still. I can pee or make a drank

2178
01:37:02,880 --> 01:37:06,079
or have a think about stuff, and then when I move,

2179
01:37:06,439 --> 01:37:07,279
everything moves too.

2180
01:37:07,319 --> 01:37:09,920
Speaker 2: But it doesn't mean that you're safe.

2181
01:37:10,159 --> 01:37:12,359
Speaker 1: You have to be like constantly thinking about your next

2182
01:37:12,359 --> 01:37:16,000
move because the cats don't just follow you. They're sleeping

2183
01:37:16,039 --> 01:37:18,960
cats before you get them block paths. So this is

2184
01:37:19,079 --> 01:37:21,079
kind of like the designer of whoever made this is

2185
01:37:21,119 --> 01:37:23,720
like you have to wake up these cats because they.

2186
01:37:23,600 --> 01:37:25,760
Speaker 2: Will block your path and then you will get blocked in.

2187
01:37:26,680 --> 01:37:31,319
Speaker 1: Also, mice mays mice. As time progresses, there will be

2188
01:37:31,359 --> 01:37:34,359
a secondary enemy that goes through walls and does not

2189
01:37:34,520 --> 01:37:38,560
follow your path. It's like a ghost and it just floats.

2190
01:37:38,600 --> 01:37:40,600
Speaker 2: And can find you.

2191
01:37:40,800 --> 01:37:43,239
Speaker 1: And so you have to start thinking strategically of like

2192
01:37:43,279 --> 01:37:47,479
how you get past the cats that follow you, the mice, sorry,

2193
01:37:47,600 --> 01:37:51,479
the ghosts that don't follow you. Really fun on mobile,

2194
01:37:52,319 --> 01:37:54,880
it's I think it's very casual and fun. This is

2195
01:37:54,960 --> 01:37:59,000
like a simple, casual but addictive gameplay mechanic. The art

2196
01:37:59,159 --> 01:38:01,880
to me leaves something be desired. I wish they put

2197
01:38:01,920 --> 01:38:05,239
a little bit more TLC into the to the style

2198
01:38:05,439 --> 01:38:08,279
of this game. Mid Max even stopped by when I

2199
01:38:08,359 --> 01:38:09,720
was streaming it and was like, what do you think

2200
01:38:09,760 --> 01:38:14,560
about the art style? And I was like game, Yes,

2201
01:38:14,760 --> 01:38:15,800
it's not expensive.

2202
01:38:16,000 --> 01:38:19,119
Speaker 3: This is an India as indie game, good Steam game,

2203
01:38:19,720 --> 01:38:20,319
good flight game.

2204
01:38:20,439 --> 01:38:23,199
Speaker 1: I think you could enjoy this on a flight, especially

2205
01:38:23,279 --> 01:38:28,439
with your experience of liking both Vampire Survivors and pac Man. Yo,

2206
01:38:28,520 --> 01:38:31,199
you and I had a pac Man and flights. Dan

2207
01:38:31,319 --> 01:38:34,279
loves a flight. I think you get into this for

2208
01:38:34,319 --> 01:38:36,000
a couple hours. Do I think that this is the

2209
01:38:36,039 --> 01:38:37,960
game that you're gonna come back and be like Mary,

2210
01:38:38,039 --> 01:38:39,359
Oh my god, I'm so that No.

2211
01:38:39,439 --> 01:38:41,359
Speaker 2: I don't think so, but I think this would eat

2212
01:38:41,439 --> 01:38:41,920
up a flight.

2213
01:38:42,279 --> 01:38:47,720
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, oh yeah, I'm like hot and cold with

2214
01:38:47,760 --> 01:38:49,399
this game. I don't think it's bad or anything. I

2215
01:38:49,439 --> 01:38:52,079
actually think it does. I think it does stuff mechanically

2216
01:38:52,239 --> 01:38:54,600
that I wish Vampire Survivors did, Like, I think it

2217
01:38:54,640 --> 01:38:56,840
plays with the map more. The fact that the sleeping

2218
01:38:56,880 --> 01:39:00,000
cats actually prevent you from taking certain pathways is small.

2219
01:39:00,319 --> 01:39:03,000
I think it's like, this is a developer ass developer game.

2220
01:39:03,039 --> 01:39:05,319
You can tell. The dude was like, mechanically, I want

2221
01:39:05,319 --> 01:39:09,239
to evolve this genre, not just make another Vampire Survivors,

2222
01:39:09,239 --> 01:39:12,560
And I respect that, but I just think like it's

2223
01:39:12,600 --> 01:39:16,199
also ultimately a little simple, and so it did get repetitive.

2224
01:39:16,199 --> 01:39:16,840
Speaker 2: After three hours.

2225
01:39:16,880 --> 01:39:18,000
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, I think I've seen this

2226
01:39:18,079 --> 01:39:21,039
game generally speaking, and I don't think it's like amazing

2227
01:39:21,079 --> 01:39:23,920
to look at. But that being said, oh, it also

2228
01:39:23,920 --> 01:39:27,119
has nice jazz music, which I like, so ooh some

2229
01:39:28,000 --> 01:39:28,880
jazzy tones.

2230
01:39:28,880 --> 01:39:30,279
Speaker 2: As you were saying, anyway.

2231
01:39:30,039 --> 01:39:33,640
Speaker 4: Some some squeaky kurds playing some squeeze.

2232
01:39:33,119 --> 01:39:36,199
Speaker 3: You never get that we're going to popularize this phrase.

2233
01:39:36,279 --> 01:39:40,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, squeaky chords was lighten it up.

2234
01:39:40,840 --> 01:39:42,600
Speaker 4: I was a safe speaking of pac Man. I played

2235
01:39:42,640 --> 01:39:43,880
some Shadow Labyrinth.

2236
01:39:44,399 --> 01:39:45,520
Speaker 3: What the fuck is that game?

2237
01:39:46,159 --> 01:39:47,279
Speaker 4: Have you heard about it? Right?

2238
01:39:47,359 --> 01:39:49,520
Speaker 3: I've heard about it, but it's like a Demon pac Man,

2239
01:39:49,640 --> 01:39:52,039
but it's a Metrodvenea like Emo pac Man.

2240
01:39:52,239 --> 01:39:54,760
Speaker 4: It is. You watched the Secret Level episode? Right?

2241
01:39:55,119 --> 01:39:55,359
Speaker 3: No?

2242
01:39:56,239 --> 01:39:57,239
Speaker 4: Did you watch it? Mary?

2243
01:39:58,359 --> 01:39:59,399
Speaker 1: What's a secret Level?

2244
01:40:00,159 --> 01:40:03,760
Speaker 4: Do you never wantch oh? Okay, it's totally listen. I

2245
01:40:03,760 --> 01:40:05,680
only watched all of them because I had to review them,

2246
01:40:05,720 --> 01:40:09,920
but it was Amazon Primes, Love Death and Robots director

2247
01:40:10,000 --> 01:40:14,600
made Secret Level and it's like fifteen minute like episodes like.

2248
01:40:14,640 --> 01:40:18,239
Speaker 1: Don't tell Andy Jassey that I have not watched Amazon Primes.

2249
01:40:18,640 --> 01:40:23,000
Speaker 4: See Amazon Prime video Secret Level, which is like they

2250
01:40:23,039 --> 01:40:26,159
have like a Mega Man episode, a Warhammer one, they

2251
01:40:26,159 --> 01:40:29,439
had a Spelunky one. It was Yeah, it was the

2252
01:40:29,439 --> 01:40:30,119
most random.

2253
01:40:30,720 --> 01:40:32,399
Speaker 1: It felt like twenty minutes long.

2254
01:40:33,079 --> 01:40:35,760
Speaker 4: They're like, yeah, it was longer than the game's release,

2255
01:40:35,920 --> 01:40:38,640
is what it was. But they did a secret They

2256
01:40:38,640 --> 01:40:41,039
did a pac Man one and it was like horrifying.

2257
01:40:41,119 --> 01:40:43,279
It was like this like guy wakes up in like

2258
01:40:43,319 --> 01:40:45,640
this prison. He's like eating all these monsters. You can

2259
01:40:45,640 --> 01:40:47,680
tell he's like getting sick from it. And then puck

2260
01:40:47,760 --> 01:40:50,560
like this giant yellow Ball was like you gotta eat

2261
01:40:50,640 --> 01:40:53,119
or be eaten. You know. He did have a Brooklyn accent,

2262
01:40:53,159 --> 01:40:55,920
but he was just like, hey, you gotta eat or

2263
01:40:56,000 --> 01:40:58,640
beat you know. But like at the end he like

2264
01:40:58,640 --> 01:41:05,279
turns his horrif we gotta go away. And then everyone

2265
01:41:05,359 --> 01:41:06,760
was like what the fuck was that? And then the

2266
01:41:06,840 --> 01:41:09,680
found out they made a game out of it? A

2267
01:41:09,720 --> 01:41:14,000
good it is interesting, for sure.

2268
01:41:14,560 --> 01:41:15,720
Speaker 1: It's not an answer.

2269
01:41:16,039 --> 01:41:17,000
Speaker 4: It's not bad.

2270
01:41:17,199 --> 01:41:19,960
Speaker 2: It's not give me, give me a number out of ten.

2271
01:41:23,159 --> 01:41:25,359
Speaker 4: Depends on how you read the number.

2272
01:41:25,479 --> 01:41:31,279
Speaker 8: Ratings a six point five to seven. We had to

2273
01:41:31,359 --> 01:41:35,760
skirt around it, i will say, because it's like a Metroidvania,

2274
01:41:35,800 --> 01:41:37,840
which I'm like, okay, that's pretty fucking smart to make

2275
01:41:37,880 --> 01:41:39,439
a metro Vani and pac Man game.

2276
01:41:40,239 --> 01:41:42,039
Speaker 4: And like you can turn into pac Man and like

2277
01:41:42,079 --> 01:41:44,279
go along the walls and like jump and jump to

2278
01:41:44,359 --> 01:41:47,920
like discover new areas. But like there's mex there's like

2279
01:41:48,000 --> 01:41:51,840
cute anime girls. There's like months. It's like the ghosts

2280
01:41:51,880 --> 01:41:53,960
are called g Hosts and they're like giant gun dam

2281
01:41:54,039 --> 01:41:56,920
with like gooey heads and like that. There's like hot

2282
01:41:56,960 --> 01:41:59,319
anime girls and you have to discover their secrets and

2283
01:41:59,359 --> 01:42:02,479
like Puck is like you're it's like, what the fuck

2284
01:42:02,680 --> 01:42:04,680
they went off the wall and they were like and

2285
01:42:04,720 --> 01:42:07,439
they're so like, fuck, yeah we did. We're proud of

2286
01:42:07,479 --> 01:42:09,439
this weird, unhinged thing. And I was like, you know what,

2287
01:42:09,600 --> 01:42:10,399
good for you guys?

2288
01:42:10,439 --> 01:42:12,079
Speaker 1: I respect it is unhinged.

2289
01:42:12,399 --> 01:42:14,600
Speaker 2: What what what doesn't do it for you?

2290
01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:19,760
Speaker 4: I think it's the art style really because metro veniy wise,

2291
01:42:19,760 --> 01:42:21,720
it's very basic. It's very easy to figure out, but

2292
01:42:21,760 --> 01:42:25,359
like I feel like it's almost like too funko poppy,

2293
01:42:26,880 --> 01:42:29,960
like where it's like they almost nailed it, but and

2294
01:42:30,079 --> 01:42:33,000
like it's not a cool character design. They have like

2295
01:42:33,039 --> 01:42:36,439
a bunch of like other Bandai like Arcade references in there.

2296
01:42:36,439 --> 01:42:38,760
They got like a dig dug reference. It's like an

2297
01:42:38,840 --> 01:42:43,199
MCU type thing. But it's just a little too like

2298
01:42:44,119 --> 01:42:46,920
if you're gonna go full spooky full metroid dread on me,

2299
01:42:47,079 --> 01:42:50,479
like go full spooky, don't like add in hot anime girls,

2300
01:42:50,560 --> 01:42:51,920
and like it's like.

2301
01:42:51,880 --> 01:42:52,920
Speaker 2: It doesn't know what it is.

2302
01:42:52,960 --> 01:42:55,399
Speaker 4: It doesn't really. It's just like they were like they

2303
01:42:55,439 --> 01:42:58,720
went all edge. It's like full edge. Lord, I should like.

2304
01:42:58,960 --> 01:43:01,279
Speaker 3: It sounds to me like i'mmer Man acts zero when

2305
01:43:01,279 --> 01:43:02,199
they suddenly.

2306
01:43:03,279 --> 01:43:05,560
Speaker 4: It's almost like pac Man himself is going to say

2307
01:43:05,560 --> 01:43:07,720
a slur halfway through the game, Like, that's the kind

2308
01:43:07,760 --> 01:43:09,640
of vibe I got from it.

2309
01:43:09,720 --> 01:43:12,279
Speaker 3: Is Puck ever addressed as pac Man? Do they say

2310
01:43:12,359 --> 01:43:13,760
pac Man in the game at any point?

2311
01:43:13,840 --> 01:43:16,319
Speaker 4: I didn't play long enough to find out, but Puck

2312
01:43:16,680 --> 01:43:19,239
is technically pac Man and.

2313
01:43:23,000 --> 01:43:27,800
Speaker 1: Half out of his mouth more like he's he's fucking

2314
01:43:27,960 --> 01:43:30,359
balls every game.

2315
01:43:30,199 --> 01:43:32,760
Speaker 4: Would be cooler if he was like an old cook

2316
01:43:32,840 --> 01:43:35,520
from like Brooklyn, but instead he's like a redditor.

2317
01:43:36,159 --> 01:43:37,359
Speaker 3: But also pac Man.

2318
01:43:37,760 --> 01:43:40,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, but the combat, like if you like metro vanias,

2319
01:43:40,319 --> 01:43:43,359
like if you like Basia, that's I do.

2320
01:43:44,359 --> 01:43:46,319
Speaker 3: I head around the pac Man part of this. This

2321
01:43:46,359 --> 01:43:48,079
seems so nebulous.

2322
01:43:47,720 --> 01:43:50,159
Speaker 1: I know, and isn't Metroid pac Man. Also because it's

2323
01:43:50,199 --> 01:43:50,920
also ball.

2324
01:43:50,800 --> 01:43:54,279
Speaker 4: Form, I guess. Yeah, so instead of the spider ball,

2325
01:43:54,399 --> 01:43:56,800
you turn into pac Man and does the walk walk

2326
01:43:56,800 --> 01:43:58,960
a sound? So that's more like I was like, oh,

2327
01:43:58,960 --> 01:43:59,760
you can make.

2328
01:44:00,880 --> 01:44:04,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, can you turn it into pac Man at any

2329
01:44:04,479 --> 01:44:05,880
point or is it just specific?

2330
01:44:05,960 --> 01:44:09,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, on certain lines or whatever, you can turn to

2331
01:44:09,600 --> 01:44:11,560
pac Man and collect the dots, and the dots help

2332
01:44:11,600 --> 01:44:14,560
you like level up your sword blah blah blah, and

2333
01:44:14,600 --> 01:44:17,279
then during like boss fights, you just sword fight them.

2334
01:44:17,319 --> 01:44:20,279
It's very like Hollow Night. And then when you kill them,

2335
01:44:20,359 --> 01:44:22,920
Puck turns in this like giant grotesque creature and like

2336
01:44:23,000 --> 01:44:25,479
eats it, and it's like you got to eat to

2337
01:44:25,479 --> 01:44:27,560
figure out the secrets of this tunnel and the hot

2338
01:44:27,600 --> 01:44:30,960
anime girls. And I'm like, okay, fine, whatever you say,

2339
01:44:31,000 --> 01:44:31,920
mister pac Man.

2340
01:44:32,720 --> 01:44:35,239
Speaker 3: I think ten minutes ago, I was somewhat curious about

2341
01:44:35,279 --> 01:44:37,319
what this game is, and I think after hearing more

2342
01:44:37,319 --> 01:44:40,600
about it, I think I'm less interested.

2343
01:44:39,279 --> 01:44:45,880
Speaker 4: You should definitely watch like gameplay of it, like it's it. Yeah,

2344
01:44:46,119 --> 01:44:48,640
if you like basic metro Vanea, it might hit the spot,

2345
01:44:48,680 --> 01:44:50,640
but the I feel like it's just a little too

2346
01:44:50,840 --> 01:44:51,479
edgy for me.

2347
01:44:52,239 --> 01:44:55,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of really good Metrovanians that don't do.

2348
01:44:55,199 --> 01:44:57,520
Speaker 4: If it wasn't Man, I think it'd be fine. But

2349
01:44:57,560 --> 01:44:59,039
the fact that pac Man is like.

2350
01:45:01,119 --> 01:45:04,560
Speaker 3: Weird choice to make it pac Man adjacent very strange.

2351
01:45:05,079 --> 01:45:07,119
Speaker 1: It does get us talking about it, though.

2352
01:45:07,159 --> 01:45:08,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean like people are like, what the fuck

2353
01:45:09,000 --> 01:45:10,600
did they do the Packman? Like, to be fair, there

2354
01:45:10,680 --> 01:45:12,520
is no story to pac Man, like.

2355
01:45:12,479 --> 01:45:15,439
Speaker 3: You're you get married kids.

2356
01:45:15,840 --> 01:45:21,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's like I always thought it was miss

2357
01:45:21,640 --> 01:45:23,960
pac Man like, it's actually missus pac Man, like she's

2358
01:45:24,000 --> 01:45:29,960
divorced in my head. Okay, oh sure, or mister pac

2359
01:45:30,000 --> 01:45:32,000
Man and miss Pacman could be the same thing. You

2360
01:45:32,039 --> 01:45:35,000
never know, Miss Pacman could be the drag pac Man.

2361
01:45:35,199 --> 01:45:35,760
You never know.

2362
01:45:37,000 --> 01:45:38,600
Speaker 3: I like I would play drag pac Man.

2363
01:45:38,640 --> 01:45:40,760
Speaker 4: That's why they have like a bow tie and in

2364
01:45:40,800 --> 01:45:43,279
the lip do this is drag makeup? You know?

2365
01:45:44,079 --> 01:45:44,279
Speaker 3: Right?

2366
01:45:45,199 --> 01:45:47,760
Speaker 1: That does help me, like, because it's not just disney fied.

2367
01:45:47,800 --> 01:45:49,960
It's not like we slapped some eyelashes on her now

2368
01:45:50,039 --> 01:45:54,239
you're right. It's like there's like an actual concept behind

2369
01:45:54,239 --> 01:45:57,039
it of a dude who's just this had enough balls

2370
01:45:57,439 --> 01:45:58,720
and haven't we all.

2371
01:45:59,000 --> 01:46:01,159
Speaker 4: The serial level episod what I think is worth watching.

2372
01:46:01,239 --> 01:46:02,920
I actually liked it and then they're like, oh they

2373
01:46:02,960 --> 01:46:05,520
actually made a game out of this. Oh okay, never mind.

2374
01:46:06,199 --> 01:46:09,079
It's like, oh, you were serious type situation.

2375
01:46:12,119 --> 01:46:14,199
Speaker 2: It's pretty neat though, but yeah, maybe not.

2376
01:46:14,840 --> 01:46:17,560
Speaker 1: It's a hard cell, but I like think, like generally speaking,

2377
01:46:17,560 --> 01:46:21,159
there's probably like some interest in there. I genuinely do

2378
01:46:21,239 --> 01:46:22,479
love a metroid, so like.

2379
01:46:23,199 --> 01:46:26,600
Speaker 4: Listen it was it was I checked it out just

2380
01:46:26,640 --> 01:46:28,199
to check it out, and I was like, all right.

2381
01:46:28,680 --> 01:46:30,680
I played a few hours, got through a few bosses.

2382
01:46:30,720 --> 01:46:33,199
It's fun, but it has to have some kind of

2383
01:46:33,239 --> 01:46:36,199
cool level design or artwork or character design for me

2384
01:46:36,279 --> 01:46:40,000
to really catch on. And it does not Like Hia

2385
01:46:40,039 --> 01:46:41,960
I was so simple? How is the pac Man team

2386
01:46:42,039 --> 01:46:43,560
not following something like that?

2387
01:46:44,279 --> 01:46:47,079
Speaker 1: Everybody else is copied Hollow Night to Dead because it's

2388
01:46:47,119 --> 01:46:51,399
actually a genius piece of art. Dan, you've been playing

2389
01:46:51,439 --> 01:46:54,840
Donkey Kong Bananza, how's that transition party?

2390
01:46:56,319 --> 01:46:58,479
Speaker 3: It is just it's one of those games where I

2391
01:46:58,479 --> 01:47:00,159
feel like when people were in a room and they

2392
01:47:00,159 --> 01:47:01,840
put a picture of me on the wall and they said,

2393
01:47:02,000 --> 01:47:05,680
make a game for that guy. And every fucking thing

2394
01:47:05,800 --> 01:47:08,920
this game does is just lighting up my brain making

2395
01:47:08,960 --> 01:47:11,000
me happy. It is the most like in terms of

2396
01:47:11,079 --> 01:47:15,119
time to fun. It is the fastest I've maybe ever seen,

2397
01:47:15,399 --> 01:47:17,960
because you get a five or ten second cut scene

2398
01:47:18,239 --> 01:47:20,640
just showing like here's ingot ale, and then it's like

2399
01:47:20,720 --> 01:47:23,800
your Donkey Kong and there's no It doesn't pause for

2400
01:47:23,880 --> 01:47:29,119
tutorial stuff. It doesn't explain anything stuff. Yeah, three out

2401
01:47:29,119 --> 01:47:31,640
of the four face buttons are just for fucking things up,

2402
01:47:31,800 --> 01:47:33,800
So it is just you know, fuck things up, forward,

2403
01:47:33,800 --> 01:47:37,119
fuckings up up, fuck things up, down, and jump, which

2404
01:47:37,199 --> 01:47:40,399
that's like the ideal face button assortment for me. And

2405
01:47:40,920 --> 01:47:44,880
you can just dig through I would say, like ninety

2406
01:47:45,000 --> 01:47:47,920
percent of the environment. Like they will occasionally gate things

2407
01:47:48,039 --> 01:47:51,079
with like here's a steel wall or something like that

2408
01:47:51,079 --> 01:47:53,119
that you have to figure out your way around, but

2409
01:47:53,199 --> 01:47:56,840
everything can be climbed and not like stamina meter, which look,

2410
01:47:56,880 --> 01:47:58,960
I love Breath the Wild and here's the Kingdom, like

2411
01:47:58,960 --> 01:48:01,840
my favorite games ever. Makes sense why they would have stamina.

2412
01:48:01,960 --> 01:48:04,960
But if you're Donkey Kong, just this big dumb idiot,

2413
01:48:05,439 --> 01:48:07,960
the idea of being able to infinitely climb up every

2414
01:48:07,960 --> 01:48:12,319
wall and destroy every piece of the environment and chuck enemies,

2415
01:48:12,439 --> 01:48:16,039
chuck things at enemies, turn into a fucking zebra turn

2416
01:48:16,079 --> 01:48:19,960
it like it's just it is complete controlled chaos. Like

2417
01:48:20,640 --> 01:48:23,039
I am jamming on the face buttons in a way

2418
01:48:23,359 --> 01:48:25,039
that I have not done in games in a long time,

2419
01:48:25,079 --> 01:48:28,479
where I am just leveling these areas and at any

2420
01:48:28,479 --> 01:48:31,039
point you could fuck up an area so much that

2421
01:48:31,119 --> 01:48:33,760
it's like broken. You can't get from point A to

2422
01:48:33,800 --> 01:48:36,399
point B, and you can always reset the terrain, which

2423
01:48:36,399 --> 01:48:39,640
is kind of an insane thing on the tech side.

2424
01:48:40,479 --> 01:48:42,840
It is it's got so much personality. It's got a

2425
01:48:42,920 --> 01:48:45,880
lot of Mario Otissey DNA like, especially like in the

2426
01:48:45,920 --> 01:48:47,600
boss fights things like that, a lot of stuff like

2427
01:48:47,640 --> 01:48:50,640
the fonts, just that idea of like in Mario Odyssey,

2428
01:48:50,720 --> 01:48:54,000
where everywhere you walked there was something and it's like, hey,

2429
01:48:54,079 --> 01:48:56,640
what's that thing that's weird? Oh that's a moon. Okay,

2430
01:48:56,720 --> 01:48:59,279
that's a challenge for a moon. Same way here where

2431
01:48:59,279 --> 01:49:02,439
it's like whether you're digging through a thing or helping

2432
01:49:02,760 --> 01:49:05,880
a weird blue crystal with eyes find his children, Like

2433
01:49:05,920 --> 01:49:10,319
there's just shit everywhere you look. And I have not

2434
01:49:10,359 --> 01:49:12,560
been bored for a second. I'm probably like ten hours

2435
01:49:12,560 --> 01:49:15,760
into this game. I have hundreds of bananas, and I'm

2436
01:49:15,800 --> 01:49:17,520
going to be sad when this game is over.

2437
01:49:17,760 --> 01:49:20,279
Speaker 4: It is so fun, so jealous of everyone got a

2438
01:49:20,319 --> 01:49:20,840
switch to.

2439
01:49:21,439 --> 01:49:24,119
Speaker 3: Oh it is? Do you like a Lisa? Are you

2440
01:49:24,199 --> 01:49:25,079
into like Breath the Wild?

2441
01:49:25,439 --> 01:49:27,159
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm yeah. I was a Nintendo fan

2442
01:49:27,960 --> 01:49:30,119
every Nintendo console ever made, So.

2443
01:49:30,199 --> 01:49:31,880
Speaker 3: You know how like Breath the Wild, Like you know,

2444
01:49:31,960 --> 01:49:34,239
you you get past that tutorial area and it's just

2445
01:49:34,279 --> 01:49:37,079
like kill Gannon is the thing, and like I love

2446
01:49:37,399 --> 01:49:40,039
that open endedness of just like figured out I don't

2447
01:49:40,079 --> 01:49:43,119
know kill ganon like it basically has that with Donkey Kong,

2448
01:49:43,399 --> 01:49:46,079
where you get past the very early tutorial level and

2449
01:49:46,119 --> 01:49:51,880
it's just like get more bananas. That's the whole fucking goal. Bananas.

2450
01:49:52,279 --> 01:49:53,399
Speaker 4: Mary, did you get a switch to?

2451
01:49:54,159 --> 01:49:55,920
Speaker 1: I do have a switch to, but I haven't played

2452
01:49:55,920 --> 01:49:58,680
this game yet, and I actually saw some like negative

2453
01:49:58,720 --> 01:49:59,920
reviews which I'm confused by.

2454
01:50:00,239 --> 01:50:03,640
Speaker 4: Who's just doggy Kong wasn't hot enough, that's what they

2455
01:50:03,640 --> 01:50:04,439
all say.

2456
01:50:04,520 --> 01:50:07,319
Speaker 1: I will not docks the people who dislikes this game,

2457
01:50:07,399 --> 01:50:10,800
but I think I actually like got a negative original

2458
01:50:11,159 --> 01:50:13,760
perception and you are completely changing my mind on it.

2459
01:50:13,840 --> 01:50:15,840
Speaker 3: Well, so I'm curious, what did you hear as the

2460
01:50:15,880 --> 01:50:16,439
negative thing?

2461
01:50:17,399 --> 01:50:19,720
Speaker 1: I heard some people just say it's like crazy repetitive

2462
01:50:19,720 --> 01:50:23,239
where it's essentially like you hit everything, you basically.

2463
01:50:22,800 --> 01:50:27,159
Speaker 4: Just put that everything. It's like Ladie's mansion.

2464
01:50:28,399 --> 01:50:30,159
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that's like a fair defense though,

2465
01:50:30,199 --> 01:50:32,720
which is like some people like that. I also heard

2466
01:50:32,760 --> 01:50:35,119
like maybe that it just doesn't evolve, like you don't

2467
01:50:35,159 --> 01:50:37,680
actually ever, like it doesn't expand no.

2468
01:50:37,840 --> 01:50:40,079
Speaker 3: It does, it does, and it's not a one trick

2469
01:50:40,079 --> 01:50:43,720
pony like obviously the main mechanic is just like beating

2470
01:50:43,760 --> 01:50:46,119
through mountains and shit like that and destroying the environment.

2471
01:50:46,159 --> 01:50:49,279
But like ten hours in or wherever I am, you know,

2472
01:50:49,319 --> 01:50:51,439
you get a zebra power where it's like, okay, I'm

2473
01:50:51,439 --> 01:50:54,199
in this creamery. I'm in this like ice cream factory,

2474
01:50:54,520 --> 01:50:57,239
and it makes these ice bridges and if Donkey Kong

2475
01:50:57,359 --> 01:50:59,720
tries to run across them, he just falls through. But

2476
01:51:00,039 --> 01:51:03,000
if you can unlock the Zebra bonanza skill, you can

2477
01:51:03,039 --> 01:51:06,279
turn into Zebra Kong and he could run really fast

2478
01:51:06,319 --> 01:51:08,640
and fast enough to where he could run over water.

2479
01:51:08,720 --> 01:51:10,960
He can run over you know, the ice cream bridge

2480
01:51:11,039 --> 01:51:13,039
or whatever. So like, and there I can tell the

2481
01:51:13,199 --> 01:51:15,520
there's a skill tree. Don' Kygong has a fucking skill tree.

2482
01:51:15,520 --> 01:51:18,359
He never has that. And so you can choose which

2483
01:51:18,479 --> 01:51:21,960
bonanza form you want to take for each And I

2484
01:51:22,000 --> 01:51:24,319
have two out of what looks like four or five.

2485
01:51:24,680 --> 01:51:26,159
And I think it's gonna be those things where it's

2486
01:51:26,159 --> 01:51:27,920
situational where it's like, okay, you got to run fast,

2487
01:51:27,920 --> 01:51:29,359
be a zebra. You need to be the shit out

2488
01:51:29,399 --> 01:51:32,279
of some stuff. Be this bonanza gorilla thing. So I

2489
01:51:32,880 --> 01:51:34,720
didn't get to play a ton because I was in

2490
01:51:34,720 --> 01:51:38,279
Wisconsin this weekend, but like so I'm fairly early there's

2491
01:51:38,359 --> 01:51:39,880
clearly going to be a lot of stuff that it's

2492
01:51:39,920 --> 01:51:43,159
going to introduce. I've heard some frustrations about like later

2493
01:51:43,319 --> 01:51:45,600
levels and things like that, so can't speak to the

2494
01:51:45,600 --> 01:51:49,079
whole game, but everything I've played so far, I have

2495
01:51:49,199 --> 01:51:52,039
not been bored for a nanosecond playing it. I've just

2496
01:51:52,079 --> 01:51:54,560
been smiling and having a great fucking.

2497
01:51:54,319 --> 01:51:57,159
Speaker 4: Time I've been I played like an hour of it

2498
01:51:57,239 --> 01:52:00,199
at like a Tenova, and I just stayed in the

2499
01:52:00,239 --> 01:52:01,960
first area and they're like, you should move on the

2500
01:52:01,960 --> 01:52:04,720
next areas, Like, I can't stop punching things. I'm stuck here.

2501
01:52:04,960 --> 01:52:05,199
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2502
01:52:05,239 --> 01:52:07,239
Speaker 4: If this whole game was this one level, it'd be

2503
01:52:07,279 --> 01:52:08,680
my favorite game. Yeah.

2504
01:52:09,239 --> 01:52:11,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would play it until I destroy every part

2505
01:52:11,439 --> 01:52:11,920
of this level.

2506
01:52:11,960 --> 01:52:14,520
Speaker 4: And my OCDM he was like, I must get everything.

2507
01:52:15,079 --> 01:52:17,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like on a switch to it's gonna

2508
01:52:17,199 --> 01:52:19,479
be really fun to just play that, like play a

2509
01:52:19,479 --> 01:52:21,520
couple like fun levels where you just smash stuff in

2510
01:52:21,560 --> 01:52:25,720
between like work or flight or whatever has you. So

2511
01:52:25,760 --> 01:52:27,880
it just seems like it probably lends itself really well

2512
01:52:27,920 --> 01:52:28,800
to the person on the go.

2513
01:52:29,520 --> 01:52:32,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I've heard like some complaints about like frame

2514
01:52:32,199 --> 01:52:35,000
rate drops and stuff like that. Anyone who's complaining about

2515
01:52:35,000 --> 01:52:37,960
that is just a dumb weird baby, because it is

2516
01:52:38,039 --> 01:52:41,800
doing incredible shit with Like, like the Switch Too isn't

2517
01:52:41,800 --> 01:52:44,600
the most powerful hardware in the world. The frame Like,

2518
01:52:44,720 --> 01:52:47,840
I love a good frame rate. It doesn't. It drops

2519
01:52:48,319 --> 01:52:50,560
very briefly sometimes when it goes into a cut scene

2520
01:52:50,640 --> 01:52:51,199
or something like that.

2521
01:52:51,319 --> 01:52:53,920
Speaker 4: So who cares you, dumb.

2522
01:52:53,680 --> 01:52:55,760
Speaker 1: Weird baby being a dumb weird baby.

2523
01:52:55,800 --> 01:52:58,600
Speaker 4: You're not watching a movie. You're playing Donkey.

2524
01:52:58,279 --> 01:53:02,680
Speaker 3: Kong, yes, and you are doing incredibly leveling entire areas

2525
01:53:02,760 --> 01:53:06,359
of this map and it performs very well. So I

2526
01:53:07,079 --> 01:53:09,359
fucking love this game. I'll report back once I've beaten

2527
01:53:09,399 --> 01:53:11,439
it and things like that. I can't imagine all suddenly

2528
01:53:11,880 --> 01:53:13,840
not like this thing. I've loved every second of. But

2529
01:53:14,439 --> 01:53:16,560
fucking this is the killer app of the Switch Too.

2530
01:53:16,680 --> 01:53:19,359
I love Mario Kart World, but this is this is

2531
01:53:19,399 --> 01:53:20,279
the one for this year.

2532
01:53:22,199 --> 01:53:25,159
Speaker 4: It's also setting up success for a better Mario game

2533
01:53:25,199 --> 01:53:26,199
coming out at some point.

2534
01:53:26,279 --> 01:53:30,399
Speaker 3: Oh god, if they do like the Bowser's fury style, Like, oh, I.

2535
01:53:30,399 --> 01:53:32,720
Speaker 4: Think that's one thing I love about Nintendo is like

2536
01:53:32,760 --> 01:53:35,800
every game they play, like every franchise game, the next

2537
01:53:35,840 --> 01:53:38,399
one you're like, they added this thing. Oh that means

2538
01:53:38,399 --> 01:53:40,399
this game is gonna be awesome. Oh they did this

2539
01:53:40,439 --> 01:53:42,119
thing to this game. Oh this next game is gonna

2540
01:53:42,159 --> 01:53:46,800
be fucking awesome. Yep, I need to get one.

2541
01:53:46,199 --> 01:53:47,560
Speaker 1: I get one.

2542
01:53:47,760 --> 01:53:48,199
Speaker 3: It's good.

2543
01:53:48,880 --> 01:53:51,640
Speaker 4: I know. I'm scared of my my wallet and my

2544
01:53:51,720 --> 01:53:54,840
mental health if I I'm like, I gotta like do

2545
01:53:54,960 --> 01:53:57,119
stuff and like go places. Oh you can bring your

2546
01:53:57,119 --> 01:53:59,199
switch to I know I can't, and you don't tell

2547
01:53:59,239 --> 01:54:04,479
me that three weeks. Can I get a switch to

2548
01:54:04,640 --> 01:54:05,039
by then?

2549
01:54:05,279 --> 01:54:08,479
Speaker 3: You have to get it before then you have to

2550
01:54:08,479 --> 01:54:09,560
get down before that.

2551
01:54:11,359 --> 01:54:16,039
Speaker 1: Let's do at least five without your switch to get

2552
01:54:16,039 --> 01:54:20,119
on the international flight card.

2553
01:54:20,720 --> 01:54:23,279
Speaker 4: I'm playing a pull an all nighter on that flight too,

2554
01:54:23,479 --> 01:54:26,119
So maybe I should get one. Are they easy to

2555
01:54:26,119 --> 01:54:26,520
get now?

2556
01:54:27,359 --> 01:54:30,880
Speaker 3: Choo's Warriors sixty four if you follow them like you know,

2557
01:54:30,880 --> 01:54:32,720
he'll post, I go best Buy's got them, targets got

2558
01:54:32,760 --> 01:54:34,920
them or whatever? Like they're not that hard to get now.

2559
01:54:36,079 --> 01:54:38,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're not like p S five when they came out.

2560
01:54:39,359 --> 01:54:40,520
Get one for like three years?

2561
01:54:40,800 --> 01:54:42,479
Speaker 3: No, No, you could probably come down.

2562
01:54:43,960 --> 01:54:46,479
Speaker 4: Okay, do it before your fly. Okay, let's do the

2563
01:54:46,640 --> 01:54:49,079
uh listen, London is going to be expensive, But I

2564
01:54:49,119 --> 01:54:51,199
guess I'll just spend my London money on a switch

2565
01:54:51,279 --> 01:54:57,000
to Yeah yeah, here you go perfect? Yeah Yeah, I.

2566
01:54:57,199 --> 01:55:00,920
Speaker 2: Played a These are like quick ones. I plaid uh.

2567
01:55:02,479 --> 01:55:05,960
Speaker 1: Uma, the Pretty Dirty, I think Dan.

2568
01:55:06,279 --> 01:55:09,039
Speaker 2: I played horse Girl. I didn't play for very long.

2569
01:55:09,079 --> 01:55:09,680
I actually quit.

2570
01:55:09,800 --> 01:55:13,560
Speaker 1: This is like my this was my kryptonite. It just

2571
01:55:13,640 --> 01:55:14,520
doesn't work for me.

2572
01:55:14,840 --> 01:55:15,960
Speaker 4: Is it just a game?

2573
01:55:16,800 --> 01:55:18,960
Speaker 3: It seems it seems like a meme game or a

2574
01:55:19,199 --> 01:55:20,079
like pervert game.

2575
01:55:20,600 --> 01:55:21,960
Speaker 2: People tand.

2576
01:55:24,720 --> 01:55:27,920
Speaker 1: I do think it has deep gaming built into it,

2577
01:55:28,000 --> 01:55:30,560
and people don't play a lot of hours into it,

2578
01:55:30,680 --> 01:55:34,439
and it's like a lot of the well, there's like

2579
01:55:34,520 --> 01:55:38,039
deep gameplay of like actually growing these.

2580
01:55:38,439 --> 01:55:38,760
Speaker 4: Would you.

2581
01:55:40,359 --> 01:55:40,840
Speaker 2: Bronie?

2582
01:55:42,560 --> 01:55:44,720
Speaker 1: Those aren't those the people who are into my Little Pony?

2583
01:55:45,000 --> 01:55:47,560
Speaker 4: Are this? Like is this we Bronie? Is this anime?

2584
01:55:48,319 --> 01:55:52,520
Speaker 1: Wee Bronie's You're like growing their skill sets, you're training them,

2585
01:55:52,600 --> 01:55:54,199
you're educating them, You're making sure that.

2586
01:55:54,199 --> 01:55:58,000
Speaker 4: There's training girls of horse race that I just didn't

2587
01:55:58,039 --> 01:56:04,319
get past. I hate anime, strong position, I'm with you.

2588
01:56:09,439 --> 01:56:13,399
Speaker 1: I like the occasional anime experience and I love the

2589
01:56:13,399 --> 01:56:15,880
anime in general, but like, this game to.

2590
01:56:15,960 --> 01:56:18,159
Speaker 2: Me is just so obscure and it's really tough.

2591
01:56:18,239 --> 01:56:20,439
Speaker 1: And then after you like beat a race, they actually

2592
01:56:20,520 --> 01:56:23,439
do like a little dance, like they actually do like

2593
01:56:23,520 --> 01:56:30,760
a K pop style yes and no, And you get

2594
01:56:30,800 --> 01:56:34,680
to choose their little outfit so I can be like,

2595
01:56:34,760 --> 01:56:37,880
I want you to have like red hair and pigtails,

2596
01:56:37,920 --> 01:56:39,680
and I want her to have like a short bob,

2597
01:56:39,920 --> 01:56:42,239
and you're all going to wear the same cute little dress.

2598
01:56:42,399 --> 01:56:44,199
And then I was like, I don't know, like this

2599
01:56:44,319 --> 01:56:46,720
isn't probably what I want out of my video game,

2600
01:56:46,880 --> 01:56:47,520
and so I quit.

2601
01:56:49,319 --> 01:56:51,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I'm like dressing up Donkey Kong.

2602
01:56:51,720 --> 01:56:53,840
Speaker 4: I also think it's oh, sorry.

2603
01:56:55,199 --> 01:56:57,479
Speaker 3: Like the dressing up stuff, Like, I guess I'm dressing

2604
01:56:57,520 --> 01:57:00,319
up Donkey Kong, but his his pants have abilities. His

2605
01:57:00,479 --> 01:57:03,399
swimming bridges helped me swim Donkey Kongs hot.

2606
01:57:03,600 --> 01:57:06,239
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm more attracted Donkey Kong than a horse racing

2607
01:57:06,399 --> 01:57:08,720
an all right, I'm.

2608
01:57:08,560 --> 01:57:09,760
Speaker 3: Gonna back out of this whole thing.

2609
01:57:10,039 --> 01:57:11,960
Speaker 1: You had me for a second being like, oh, I

2610
01:57:12,000 --> 01:57:14,279
think these anime girls might be for like little weirdos,

2611
01:57:14,319 --> 01:57:16,199
and I was like, that's unfair, but like I can also.

2612
01:57:16,119 --> 01:57:18,000
Speaker 4: Understand the old man with a joe.

2613
01:57:18,479 --> 01:57:21,840
Speaker 1: Okay, fuck Donkey Kong, Lisa, that's weird.

2614
01:57:22,359 --> 01:57:25,600
Speaker 4: The girls are definitely high schoolers or junior high. Donkey

2615
01:57:25,680 --> 01:57:32,479
Kong is a family man. He is a he's still

2616
01:57:32,479 --> 01:57:33,159
a family man.

2617
01:57:33,680 --> 01:57:35,720
Speaker 3: He's very close.

2618
01:57:35,520 --> 01:57:37,640
Speaker 4: With his brothers. He's very close.

2619
01:57:39,399 --> 01:57:41,800
Speaker 3: Did he Kong and all that a nephew and I

2620
01:57:41,880 --> 01:57:42,720
think crank, he's.

2621
01:57:43,640 --> 01:57:46,199
Speaker 4: He's a family Manna, he's so family he's close with

2622
01:57:46,239 --> 01:57:46,640
his nephew.

2623
01:57:46,760 --> 01:57:47,479
Speaker 1: Both kervers.

2624
01:57:49,560 --> 01:57:55,319
Speaker 4: Donkey Kong is of age. Okay, this is not that

2625
01:57:55,560 --> 01:57:57,720
is also a he did not have to give Donkey

2626
01:57:57,800 --> 01:57:59,920
Kong a juicy ass if they didn't want me to

2627
01:58:00,079 --> 01:58:00,720
thirst over it.

2628
01:58:01,079 --> 01:58:05,119
Speaker 1: Okay, you can't just say that because he's caked up,

2629
01:58:05,159 --> 01:58:07,279
you're allowed to bang. That's just not how it works.

2630
01:58:07,279 --> 01:58:08,560
Speaker 4: I mean, I would ask.

2631
01:58:10,600 --> 01:58:14,319
Speaker 1: Bringing up consent, your consent, queen, but that's not why

2632
01:58:14,399 --> 01:58:16,159
I that's not the problem I do.

2633
01:58:16,239 --> 01:58:19,000
Speaker 3: We have confromation that Donkey Kong knows English? Could you

2634
01:58:19,199 --> 01:58:20,279
could he answer consents?

2635
01:58:20,359 --> 01:58:22,159
Speaker 4: And I'm googling how old is Donkey Kong?

2636
01:58:22,279 --> 01:58:27,279
Speaker 3: Actually do they say, oh banana, Yeah, he's twenty four

2637
01:58:27,399 --> 01:58:27,880
years old.

2638
01:58:28,159 --> 01:58:32,279
Speaker 5: Twenty fo say oh banana he has twenty four he's

2639
01:58:32,399 --> 01:58:35,560
forty four, forty four that I'm younger than Donkey Kong.

2640
01:58:35,600 --> 01:58:38,800
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, wait no I think this is Ai telling

2641
01:58:38,840 --> 01:58:40,560
me the games are forty four years old.

2642
01:58:40,600 --> 01:58:44,720
Speaker 3: Oh you know they're right. One that might be close

2643
01:58:44,720 --> 01:58:45,039
to right.

2644
01:58:45,560 --> 01:58:47,920
Speaker 4: He's twenty years old in human years, I'm saying forty.

2645
01:58:48,000 --> 01:58:50,279
I'm seeing consent consensual.

2646
01:58:50,439 --> 01:58:52,159
Speaker 3: Donkey Kong is years for sure.

2647
01:58:52,840 --> 01:58:57,960
Speaker 4: The USO Moomey girls they're twelve, okay, And if they

2648
01:58:58,000 --> 01:59:00,520
are like five hundred year old vampires, there's twelve year

2649
01:59:00,560 --> 01:59:05,880
old girls. Okay. Wow. Everyone get mad at Lisa because

2650
01:59:05,880 --> 01:59:09,800
she thinks Donkey Kong hot. Okay, I'm not I'm not mad.

2651
01:59:10,199 --> 01:59:12,760
Speaker 1: I'm concerned. I think you guys both know too much

2652
01:59:12,800 --> 01:59:15,840
about Donkey Kong. I think that there's just a lot

2653
01:59:15,920 --> 01:59:18,800
of descriptors going on about his butt cheeks, and I

2654
01:59:18,960 --> 01:59:20,359
just think we should take a chill pill for a

2655
01:59:20,439 --> 01:59:23,159
second and really think about what we're doing here as

2656
01:59:23,199 --> 01:59:23,800
a podcast.

2657
01:59:25,359 --> 01:59:26,760
Speaker 3: Donkey is an adult.

2658
01:59:27,319 --> 01:59:29,840
Speaker 4: I'm going to get in trouble from this podcast, Like

2659
01:59:29,920 --> 01:59:31,720
we can't orry because you want to fuck Donkey Kong.

2660
01:59:31,760 --> 01:59:34,560
I'm sorry, and.

2661
01:59:34,600 --> 01:59:36,000
Speaker 1: Then you won't be able to buy a switch to

2662
01:59:36,159 --> 01:59:38,479
which means you won't be able to goon Donkey Kong.

2663
01:59:38,600 --> 01:59:40,720
Speaker 4: You've seen the meme of him with the butt where

2664
01:59:40,720 --> 01:59:49,640
He's like, no, are just sitting on there. You know.

2665
01:59:49,880 --> 01:59:54,039
Speaker 1: It's funny, you know, like we just have different vibes

2666
01:59:54,079 --> 01:59:58,239
when it comes to big fat cheeks, Lisa, what.

2667
01:59:58,680 --> 02:00:01,119
Speaker 4: Big fat cheeks? And the games? Do you want to fuck?

2668
02:00:05,119 --> 02:00:09,520
Speaker 1: I like him flat as a board, Lisa, you gotta

2669
02:00:09,560 --> 02:00:15,920
come back with something. Okay, Well, you're known for liking

2670
02:00:16,399 --> 02:00:20,479
juicy butts. You have an emo on Twitch that's a

2671
02:00:20,720 --> 02:00:21,279
snake with.

2672
02:00:21,479 --> 02:00:24,199
Speaker 4: A big fat but oh yeah, snake. What a dream

2673
02:00:24,319 --> 02:00:27,359
like snake and like metal your soliding because of games?

2674
02:00:28,000 --> 02:00:30,319
Thank you? Give me a man with acne scars and

2675
02:00:30,479 --> 02:00:34,239
like an aftershave, like I that's that's that's what I want.

2676
02:00:34,359 --> 02:00:35,680
Speaker 3: You knows.

2677
02:00:36,840 --> 02:00:39,279
Speaker 4: Of course he does. Have you not come on meddle

2678
02:00:39,319 --> 02:00:41,720
yourself for when he's doing the worm, that's all you see.

2679
02:00:42,840 --> 02:00:46,640
All you see is snakes. Ask the entire game.

2680
02:00:46,720 --> 02:00:48,880
Speaker 3: I really don't think I've spent a lot of time

2681
02:00:49,000 --> 02:00:49,760
noticing snakes.

2682
02:00:49,800 --> 02:00:51,359
Speaker 4: That's how we know you're a straight man.

2683
02:00:51,720 --> 02:00:58,479
Speaker 1: Okay, good congratulations, Dan, you've passed the test. You're straight

2684
02:00:58,520 --> 02:00:59,039
as an arrow.

2685
02:01:00,439 --> 02:01:03,439
Speaker 4: You've seen David Hayter. He has cameo and he's like

2686
02:01:03,520 --> 02:01:06,960
been doing the memes and he's like, oh, the clap

2687
02:01:07,039 --> 02:01:08,800
of my ass, she's alerting guards.

2688
02:01:12,680 --> 02:01:15,159
Speaker 3: So is it just like old man Snake doing the

2689
02:01:15,239 --> 02:01:16,800
crawl thing? Is that when he noticed the butt?

2690
02:01:17,399 --> 02:01:19,600
Speaker 4: I mean it's pretty I mean I played the game

2691
02:01:19,680 --> 02:01:21,640
two years ago and it's like what you noticed most

2692
02:01:21,640 --> 02:01:23,279
of the games. Like, I can't pick this game seriously

2693
02:01:23,319 --> 02:01:26,039
because I just see his little lumps on the ground,

2694
02:01:26,199 --> 02:01:28,239
just like just on the wrong while there's like war

2695
02:01:28,439 --> 02:01:29,239
happening everywhere.

2696
02:01:29,960 --> 02:01:35,960
Speaker 5: You guys had such a different experience, didn't you notice,

2697
02:01:36,039 --> 02:01:37,840
Like there was a huge thing at Fortnite when they

2698
02:01:37,840 --> 02:01:40,159
put Snake in there that they like de asked him,

2699
02:01:40,319 --> 02:01:42,840
they gave him like the flat yeah, and and like

2700
02:01:43,319 --> 02:01:45,760
I mean look at his Look at that snake ass

2701
02:01:45,920 --> 02:01:46,279
right there.

2702
02:01:48,840 --> 02:01:52,159
Speaker 4: Wow, they caked him up. Man, he's caked up and

2703
02:01:52,920 --> 02:01:53,319
most of them.

2704
02:01:53,359 --> 02:01:55,720
Speaker 1: Maybe I should, Maybe I should play metal games.

2705
02:01:55,800 --> 02:01:59,399
Speaker 3: You should, Mary you, I would love to hear your

2706
02:01:59,439 --> 02:02:01,119
thoughts on I just.

2707
02:02:01,199 --> 02:02:04,199
Speaker 1: Kind of want to review that fat cake.

2708
02:02:04,640 --> 02:02:05,520
Speaker 2: That's crazy.

2709
02:02:05,960 --> 02:02:07,640
Speaker 3: It is weird because like you're talking about middle of

2710
02:02:07,680 --> 02:02:09,880
your solid for Lisa, and he's doing the krawl thing,

2711
02:02:09,960 --> 02:02:11,960
but like he's like an old ass man in that.

2712
02:02:12,479 --> 02:02:16,800
But he's like that whole game is just like ripped

2713
02:02:16,880 --> 02:02:17,520
old dudes.

2714
02:02:18,479 --> 02:02:21,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, you should absolutely play metal your solid It is

2715
02:02:21,680 --> 02:02:24,640
just ripped old dudes that are very vulnerable.

2716
02:02:24,760 --> 02:02:29,479
Speaker 1: I'm listening out of each other on top of a submarine.

2717
02:02:29,800 --> 02:02:32,119
Speaker 4: They all they all smell bad, but like in a

2718
02:02:32,199 --> 02:02:34,399
sexy way, like that's the worst. They're explaining it.

2719
02:02:37,800 --> 02:02:38,880
Speaker 1: And I'm listening.

2720
02:02:39,159 --> 02:02:41,279
Speaker 3: You have not played Have you played a medal year?

2721
02:02:41,960 --> 02:02:42,720
Speaker 1: Not a one?

2722
02:02:43,079 --> 02:02:44,640
Speaker 3: Oh god, it's okay.

2723
02:02:44,800 --> 02:02:48,359
Speaker 4: I was late to the game. They're so good, Lisa.

2724
02:02:48,520 --> 02:02:50,800
Speaker 3: So your history here you were telling me before we

2725
02:02:50,920 --> 02:02:53,119
recorded fairly recently you went through them.

2726
02:02:53,000 --> 02:02:57,800
Speaker 4: All, right, Yeah, in the last three years.

2727
02:02:58,560 --> 02:02:59,960
Speaker 3: Generally, big thumbs up.

2728
02:03:00,359 --> 02:03:02,800
Speaker 4: Oh my god, they hold up. Even the you know

2729
02:03:02,960 --> 02:03:06,399
PS one PS two graphics they still hold up because

2730
02:03:06,399 --> 02:03:10,159
they're so silly and they're not you know, they're stealth games.

2731
02:03:10,439 --> 02:03:12,399
So I'm not I don't usually play stealth games, so

2732
02:03:12,399 --> 02:03:14,319
how to get used to that? But it was just like,

2733
02:03:15,159 --> 02:03:17,399
you know, the stupid things where it's like give yourself

2734
02:03:17,439 --> 02:03:19,680
a massage and you have to like shake the controller.

2735
02:03:19,720 --> 02:03:21,920
I'm like, what is this warrior shit that's going on?

2736
02:03:22,239 --> 02:03:24,199
Speaker 3: Hold the dual shock up to your arm too? Yeah.

2737
02:03:24,239 --> 02:03:26,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had to borrow someone's PS three so I

2738
02:03:26,359 --> 02:03:29,880
could play uh three and four. But like I remember

2739
02:03:29,920 --> 02:03:33,560
in like Meddle Year Solid two when you're fighting who

2740
02:03:33,720 --> 02:03:35,760
is the guy where it's like he hacks your game.

2741
02:03:35,640 --> 02:03:40,279
Speaker 3: And thank you cycle man.

2742
02:03:42,279 --> 02:03:43,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, where it's like you're trying to figure out to

2743
02:03:43,960 --> 02:03:45,880
kill him and you have to like switch your controller

2744
02:03:45,960 --> 02:03:48,119
to a report and I was like, because he hacks

2745
02:03:48,159 --> 02:03:50,680
your game. It's there's so much silly things in there

2746
02:03:50,720 --> 02:03:53,880
that are like breaking the fourth wall, that are like

2747
02:03:54,079 --> 02:03:56,399
oh and and also like I don't care about the

2748
02:03:56,439 --> 02:03:58,960
story as much. Everyone's like, oh the lore. I'm like,

2749
02:03:59,039 --> 02:03:59,800
I don't care.

2750
02:03:59,680 --> 02:04:01,920
Speaker 3: About I'm a lower doer with it.

2751
02:04:02,319 --> 02:04:05,119
Speaker 4: Yeah. I've had to watch so many videos and I'm like,

2752
02:04:05,239 --> 02:04:07,479
this is like dark Souls. I just don't understand it,

2753
02:04:08,039 --> 02:04:10,399
but I still enjoy it. You would love them, and

2754
02:04:10,479 --> 02:04:13,880
they're great reaction games. I think like I had the

2755
02:04:13,960 --> 02:04:16,239
most viewership I had playing Metal Gear Solids.

2756
02:04:16,880 --> 02:04:20,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is Meddle Year. Fans love seeing people experience

2757
02:04:20,399 --> 02:04:22,199
it for the first time. I did that with Through

2758
02:04:22,239 --> 02:04:23,800
Scalen and Giant Bond back in the day. I did

2759
02:04:23,840 --> 02:04:26,039
my sister played through them all like a year or

2760
02:04:26,039 --> 02:04:28,159
two ago, and like it is just so fun because

2761
02:04:28,199 --> 02:04:31,399
there's so much nonsense, but like the best kind of

2762
02:04:31,479 --> 02:04:33,399
nonsense that happens, where it's like, yeah, I gotta see

2763
02:04:33,399 --> 02:04:35,319
how my sister reacts to the end of Metal Year

2764
02:04:35,359 --> 02:04:38,439
Solid two and that whole AI Kernel stuff and everything

2765
02:04:38,800 --> 02:04:41,039
and the fight with the end. It's just you. You

2766
02:04:41,199 --> 02:04:44,359
can't predict where it's going next from a gameplay a sense,

2767
02:04:44,439 --> 02:04:48,560
from a story sense. The timeline of that game is insane.

2768
02:04:49,199 --> 02:04:52,239
It's I think it is my favorite game to watch

2769
02:04:52,319 --> 02:04:53,800
people experience for sure.

2770
02:04:54,319 --> 02:04:56,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they and I it makes me get fomo

2771
02:04:57,239 --> 02:04:59,319
that I wasn't a like into them when they came

2772
02:04:59,399 --> 02:05:01,920
out because of the the way they marketed the games too,

2773
02:05:02,319 --> 02:05:05,000
Like that was a big part of like, like Melarsald two,

2774
02:05:05,119 --> 02:05:07,319
they didn't say Snake was in the game he plays

2775
02:05:07,439 --> 02:05:09,600
ride in and everyone was mad about that. But Snake

2776
02:05:09,720 --> 02:05:12,319
is actually in the game. His name's Iroquois, which means

2777
02:05:12,319 --> 02:05:14,640
snake and like some Native American language or.

2778
02:05:14,640 --> 02:05:17,760
Speaker 3: Something, Iroboy Pliskin, and Pliskin was Snake from Escape from

2779
02:05:17,800 --> 02:05:18,119
New York.

2780
02:05:18,279 --> 02:05:20,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I was like, this is so dumb, Like

2781
02:05:21,720 --> 02:05:24,640
he's just some guy but looks just like Snake and

2782
02:05:24,760 --> 02:05:28,119
he's voiced by David Hayder. Yeah, and I love five.

2783
02:05:28,399 --> 02:05:30,199
Five was just like best gameplay wise.

2784
02:05:30,640 --> 02:05:32,520
Speaker 3: That's the thing. Five is weird because it's like I

2785
02:05:32,800 --> 02:05:35,039
love the lore and so five is like definitely the

2786
02:05:35,079 --> 02:05:37,600
best gameplay wise, but the weakest story wise. So it's

2787
02:05:37,600 --> 02:05:39,399
like I kind of rate it the lowest of the

2788
02:05:39,439 --> 02:05:42,119
Metal Years, even though I enjoyed playing it the most.

2789
02:05:44,279 --> 02:05:46,359
Speaker 4: If you play him, I will I will watch all

2790
02:05:46,439 --> 02:05:46,600
of that.

2791
02:05:47,439 --> 02:05:49,039
Speaker 3: Oh well, we didn't.

2792
02:05:51,479 --> 02:05:52,319
Speaker 4: Pay attention to you.

2793
02:05:53,159 --> 02:05:56,079
Speaker 1: I will watch all that. Yeah, Dan playing through them

2794
02:05:56,119 --> 02:06:00,119
with metal Gear Scanlon basically played them with Mike, my

2795
02:06:00,159 --> 02:06:02,960
coworker Drew, and they're they're pretty funny. I've seen some

2796
02:06:03,079 --> 02:06:04,960
of it, but i've been, I've been. I'ven't watched all

2797
02:06:05,000 --> 02:06:06,800
of them because it's spoilers too if I ever want

2798
02:06:06,840 --> 02:06:07,359
to play through it.

2799
02:06:07,479 --> 02:06:11,439
Speaker 4: But yeah, you're not even remember the story anyways. I heard.

2800
02:06:11,479 --> 02:06:12,159
Speaker 1: It's maddening.

2801
02:06:12,560 --> 02:06:14,399
Speaker 3: It took me years to kind of like figure out

2802
02:06:14,399 --> 02:06:15,840
what was happening in this story. But like you know,

2803
02:06:15,960 --> 02:06:17,720
lista to what you said. Like, I was very much

2804
02:06:17,880 --> 02:06:19,960
like I was a fourteen year old boy when the

2805
02:06:20,000 --> 02:06:21,840
first one came out, the first Middle Year Solid, which

2806
02:06:21,880 --> 02:06:25,039
I cannot imagine a better age to be for that.

2807
02:06:25,239 --> 02:06:26,479
Speaker 4: Now you're a fifteen year old boy.

2808
02:06:26,960 --> 02:06:31,960
Speaker 3: That's right emotionally yeah. But the second one with like

2809
02:06:32,039 --> 02:06:34,199
all the previews and everything being all snake, you didn't

2810
02:06:34,199 --> 02:06:35,960
know about the ride and stuff. I was working at

2811
02:06:35,960 --> 02:06:37,600
a funkal Land which became game.

2812
02:06:37,520 --> 02:06:40,119
Speaker 4: Spot later and wow, what a throwback.

2813
02:06:40,560 --> 02:06:42,640
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, and I had not been spoiled at all,

2814
02:06:42,800 --> 02:06:44,800
and like middle year, Solid two was the most excited

2815
02:06:44,800 --> 02:06:47,319
I've ever been for a game. And my fucking manager,

2816
02:06:47,439 --> 02:06:50,439
Kevin at funkal Land, we got the strategy guys in

2817
02:06:50,560 --> 02:06:53,039
before we got the game in, and he was like

2818
02:06:53,079 --> 02:06:55,319
looking through it and he was like, huh, I don't

2819
02:06:55,319 --> 02:06:57,279
think you play a snake in this game. And I

2820
02:06:57,319 --> 02:06:58,439
was like, what do you tell you? I'm not going

2821
02:06:58,520 --> 02:07:00,000
to fall for this. What the fuck you talking about? Kevin?

2822
02:07:00,039 --> 02:07:03,239
And he's like, no, you're some blonde guy. I've seen

2823
02:07:03,279 --> 02:07:06,000
the trailers. I've been following this obsessively. It's metal gear

2824
02:07:06,039 --> 02:07:08,479
Solid to your Snake and just showed me the strategy

2825
02:07:08,520 --> 02:07:12,880
guide and every fucking screenshot was this blonde guy and

2826
02:07:12,880 --> 02:07:15,640
I was like, what the fuck is this? And so

2827
02:07:15,760 --> 02:07:18,680
it was kind of spoiled for me. I still love

2828
02:07:18,760 --> 02:07:21,479
that twist, but I definitely, you know, fuck Kevin forever.

2829
02:07:21,359 --> 02:07:25,079
Speaker 4: For that, But I uh, I mean that was the

2830
02:07:25,079 --> 02:07:27,239
whole reason why I started playing Desk Tranding because I

2831
02:07:27,359 --> 02:07:30,079
was like, after that, I was like, well, since Kojima

2832
02:07:30,159 --> 02:07:33,000
left Konami, I got to see how desk Stranding is like,

2833
02:07:33,800 --> 02:07:37,720
and it had a little bit of Metal Gear elements

2834
02:07:37,840 --> 02:07:40,920
in it, like when you did like the fights against

2835
02:07:41,800 --> 02:07:44,560
Clifford or whatever his name is, Matt, but it does

2836
02:07:44,640 --> 02:07:46,399
the thing that's the thing that I did you play

2837
02:07:46,479 --> 02:07:50,039
through desk Stranding. Oh yeah, yeah, it does a thing

2838
02:07:50,079 --> 02:07:51,800
that I do not like with metal Gear, where it's

2839
02:07:51,880 --> 02:07:54,039
like this whole cut scene could have been an email.

2840
02:07:58,439 --> 02:08:02,479
Like the whole two hours of the game. I was

2841
02:08:02,640 --> 02:08:05,199
crying out of hysteria because I'm like, can I go

2842
02:08:05,319 --> 02:08:08,800
to fucking bed now? And it was just like, sorry, bitch,

2843
02:08:08,880 --> 02:08:11,399
forty five more minutes for this whole scene that we

2844
02:08:11,560 --> 02:08:14,039
explained seven hours earlier. But now you get to see

2845
02:08:14,079 --> 02:08:15,880
it from a new perspective, and it's like.

2846
02:08:17,960 --> 02:08:21,359
Speaker 3: I don't defend that with desk Stranding one, Like I

2847
02:08:21,680 --> 02:08:24,279
generally am just such a mark for Kajima that like,

2848
02:08:24,479 --> 02:08:26,159
in the middle of your stuff to give me a

2849
02:08:26,199 --> 02:08:28,359
two hour cut scene because it's like, I really care

2850
02:08:28,399 --> 02:08:31,640
about every piece of information. Deathk Stranding is so just

2851
02:08:31,960 --> 02:08:36,479
abstract data just out there where. It's like I don't

2852
02:08:36,560 --> 02:08:38,760
love those long ass cut scenes as much. I will

2853
02:08:38,800 --> 02:08:41,319
say Death Stranding two does a better job with that,

2854
02:08:41,520 --> 02:08:44,680
Like the last few hours of two have some long

2855
02:08:44,720 --> 02:08:47,640
ass cut scenes, but they are much better than the

2856
02:08:47,680 --> 02:08:48,199
ones in one.

2857
02:08:48,399 --> 02:08:50,319
Speaker 4: Yes, I have a I don't know if you guys

2858
02:08:50,359 --> 02:08:52,479
feel the same way about this as I do. My

2859
02:08:52,640 --> 02:08:55,159
problem with games like desk Stranding and a lot of

2860
02:08:55,279 --> 02:08:58,760
modern games when they use real actors as like mocap

2861
02:08:58,880 --> 02:09:01,880
with their faces and everything. I can't get into the

2862
02:09:02,000 --> 02:09:06,000
story or like the characters as much emotionally because I

2863
02:09:06,079 --> 02:09:10,840
associate them with the actors. Like Snake is his own character,

2864
02:09:10,960 --> 02:09:13,680
his own design, so it's like, Okay, this is Snake,

2865
02:09:13,960 --> 02:09:15,960
this is a character how I want to be, And

2866
02:09:16,000 --> 02:09:20,239
then I'm like, here's Norman Ritas, Like it feels like

2867
02:09:20,279 --> 02:09:23,640
I'm watching a movie rather than sucking myself into the game.

2868
02:09:23,920 --> 02:09:25,000
Getting sucked into the game.

2869
02:09:25,279 --> 02:09:27,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I kind of agree with that because like in

2870
02:09:27,640 --> 02:09:29,600
Medal Year, I always loved, like, you know, the Kajimas

2871
02:09:29,600 --> 02:09:32,119
always used that Yoji Shinkawa art and it's like always

2872
02:09:32,119 --> 02:09:35,319
he's like unique characters for Metal game. Yeah, that are

2873
02:09:35,359 --> 02:09:37,159
not based on the day. Okay, this is the guy's

2874
02:09:37,359 --> 02:09:39,479
clearly kind of Kurt Russell issh or whatever, but like

2875
02:09:39,560 --> 02:09:42,319
a snake is his own guy versus the Shinkawa art

2876
02:09:42,479 --> 02:09:45,760
for dest Randing's like, well that's just Shinkawa drawing Norman Ritas,

2877
02:09:45,800 --> 02:09:49,079
which looks really cool. But I see Norman riatas, you know,

2878
02:09:49,119 --> 02:09:52,880
I see Troy Baker Laias to do like very cool,

2879
02:09:53,039 --> 02:09:56,119
but I do prefer them, like I love des Stranding.

2880
02:09:56,359 --> 02:09:57,840
I very much prefer medal yourself.

2881
02:09:58,319 --> 02:10:00,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do have a quot. It is Destranding to

2882
02:10:01,560 --> 02:10:04,239
more Metal your solid five game player. Is it still

2883
02:10:04,479 --> 02:10:06,880
very heavy in the stranding? Uh?

2884
02:10:08,359 --> 02:10:11,000
Speaker 3: The actual like connecting the roads and delivering stuff is

2885
02:10:11,039 --> 02:10:14,159
still like death stranding. The going up to the enemy

2886
02:10:14,199 --> 02:10:18,039
bases and combat stuff is way more phantom pain yea

2887
02:10:18,479 --> 02:10:20,319
all the way. But it's like for someone who sucks

2888
02:10:20,359 --> 02:10:22,640
itself like me, you can kind of just go in

2889
02:10:22,880 --> 02:10:25,159
with like because all the guns for the most of

2890
02:10:25,159 --> 02:10:27,279
the game are like trank guns.

2891
02:10:27,319 --> 02:10:29,079
Speaker 4: You can I just ran everyone over.

2892
02:10:29,760 --> 02:10:31,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can do that. Like you don't have to

2893
02:10:31,479 --> 02:10:34,239
worry about void outs or anything unless it's very specific

2894
02:10:34,319 --> 02:10:37,199
circumstances later, but like it's way more fantom pain. So

2895
02:10:37,279 --> 02:10:38,800
I think that's part of why I love two a

2896
02:10:38,840 --> 02:10:39,760
lot more than I liked one.

2897
02:10:39,840 --> 02:10:41,319
Speaker 4: Okay that maybe I'll play it.

2898
02:10:41,920 --> 02:10:43,039
Speaker 3: It's very good Mary.

2899
02:10:43,199 --> 02:10:45,920
Speaker 4: Maybe I'll convince Mary to let me play Peak with her.

2900
02:10:47,239 --> 02:10:50,039
Speaker 1: I will do Peak, and then I'll have to be

2901
02:10:50,159 --> 02:10:52,479
convinced for everything else you guys just discussed.

2902
02:10:52,800 --> 02:10:55,039
Speaker 4: I really think you would love Metal Your Salt. I

2903
02:10:55,079 --> 02:10:56,840
think it's a game everyone should play.

2904
02:10:57,399 --> 02:11:02,479
Speaker 3: At least one of the most important series, No Mario,

2905
02:11:02,760 --> 02:11:03,880
but it's my favor.

2906
02:11:03,720 --> 02:11:04,640
Speaker 4: Pretty high up there.

2907
02:11:05,199 --> 02:11:05,399
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2908
02:11:05,520 --> 02:11:07,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're in Super Smash Brothers, you were in

2909
02:11:07,760 --> 02:11:09,079
some sort of important game.

2910
02:11:10,479 --> 02:11:12,079
Speaker 3: I think the most important thing, though, is it was

2911
02:11:12,119 --> 02:11:15,760
the first thing that like made game cinematic, you know, scenes,

2912
02:11:15,800 --> 02:11:18,399
game had voice acting, voice acting things like that, but

2913
02:11:18,760 --> 02:11:20,680
nothing was even remote first.

2914
02:11:20,560 --> 02:11:23,199
Speaker 4: Caked up protagonists exactly for sure.

2915
02:11:23,239 --> 02:11:23,960
Speaker 1: I respect that.

2916
02:11:24,479 --> 02:11:27,319
Speaker 4: Yeah a lot, they really did. They really did the

2917
02:11:27,399 --> 02:11:29,960
cake good, you know, even the PS one cake. It

2918
02:11:30,079 --> 02:11:32,680
was like Loura cross titties on his butt.

2919
02:11:34,479 --> 02:11:35,479
Speaker 1: Tony and everything.

2920
02:11:35,960 --> 02:11:39,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, little freaks. You guys want to read some emails, sure,

2921
02:11:40,079 --> 02:11:44,760
hell yeah, all right, welcome back. I know that we

2922
02:11:44,920 --> 02:11:45,720
talked about.

2923
02:11:47,760 --> 02:11:50,199
Speaker 1: Snake Pliskin's butt. Is that what his name is?

2924
02:11:50,319 --> 02:11:52,039
Speaker 2: For like a really long time, the.

2925
02:11:52,079 --> 02:11:56,119
Speaker 3: Snake Bliskin's the Currussle. Uh, this is just a solid.

2926
02:11:55,800 --> 02:11:56,760
Speaker 1: Which one it came first?

2927
02:11:56,880 --> 02:11:58,640
Speaker 2: Is this a chicken in the egg situation?

2928
02:11:58,880 --> 02:11:58,920
Speaker 5: No?

2929
02:11:59,079 --> 02:12:02,319
Speaker 4: No, no, johnk definitely based off of ker Russell.

2930
02:12:02,479 --> 02:12:04,359
Speaker 2: Yes, that's crazy. He just stole a character.

2931
02:12:04,600 --> 02:12:06,199
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, crazy.

2932
02:12:06,199 --> 02:12:07,239
Speaker 4: Oh yeah it's Kojima.

2933
02:12:07,520 --> 02:12:10,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sean Connery was big Boss and like the first one.

2934
02:12:10,560 --> 02:12:14,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh that's crazy. Cool. Well, uh, that was a

2935
02:12:14,600 --> 02:12:17,239
long convo about butts, but I'm glad that we were

2936
02:12:17,359 --> 02:12:20,399
all back. Don't forget y'all. We're going to go through

2937
02:12:20,439 --> 02:12:22,720
some emails. We love when you send us emails because

2938
02:12:22,760 --> 02:12:24,640
we get to hear a little bit about you and

2939
02:12:24,720 --> 02:12:27,720
your lives, and uh, we can also answer some of

2940
02:12:27,800 --> 02:12:31,119
your burning questions. Dan, do you want to read the

2941
02:12:31,319 --> 02:12:33,359
first email from Nathan?

2942
02:12:34,239 --> 02:12:37,399
Speaker 3: Yes, if I escape. If you taught a class about

2943
02:12:37,439 --> 02:12:40,479
video games and could only feature five games, which ones

2944
02:12:40,520 --> 02:12:42,239
would they be? Would you focus on the history of

2945
02:12:42,319 --> 02:12:45,239
games and choose the most important titles like Marius sixty four,

2946
02:12:45,399 --> 02:12:48,239
Portal Tetris, or would you choose games that you love

2947
02:12:48,479 --> 02:12:51,479
that are more modern like Blueprints, Breadth the Wild, and Blatro.

2948
02:12:51,760 --> 02:12:53,079
Thanks y'all. That's from Nathan.

2949
02:12:54,600 --> 02:12:57,319
Speaker 1: It's a really good question, and it like probably requires

2950
02:12:57,399 --> 02:12:58,880
a little bit more research.

2951
02:12:59,000 --> 02:13:01,039
Speaker 2: It also depends on like what it.

2952
02:13:01,119 --> 02:13:04,119
Speaker 1: Depends on the goal, right, because if this goal is

2953
02:13:04,239 --> 02:13:06,920
like I could teach this class for years and never

2954
02:13:07,079 --> 02:13:08,479
get bored, it.

2955
02:13:08,520 --> 02:13:09,479
Speaker 2: Would probably be.

2956
02:13:11,199 --> 02:13:13,680
Speaker 1: Games. What games do you think we could talk about

2957
02:13:13,920 --> 02:13:17,479
forever and not get tired. Wouldn't it be a metal

2958
02:13:17,600 --> 02:13:19,680
year for you because you can talk about it year

2959
02:13:19,720 --> 02:13:21,880
after year after year, Like what's your goal as a professor?

2960
02:13:22,199 --> 02:13:24,399
Speaker 3: I think it's one that you can point to, like, Okay,

2961
02:13:25,079 --> 02:13:27,840
after this game, things were different, and I do think

2962
02:13:27,840 --> 02:13:29,600
middle year solid what I was saying before about like

2963
02:13:29,640 --> 02:13:32,560
the cinematic storytelling stuff or whatever. But like I think

2964
02:13:32,760 --> 02:13:35,680
Mario sixty four is one of those where it's like, Okay,

2965
02:13:35,760 --> 02:13:38,000
this was one of the first big swings at three

2966
02:13:38,119 --> 02:13:40,920
D gaming, not just platforming. You know, it was like

2967
02:13:41,119 --> 02:13:43,920
nineteen ninety six. We had not really done this much

2968
02:13:44,000 --> 02:13:46,920
before that, a user controlled camera, things like that, the

2969
02:13:46,960 --> 02:13:48,960
idea of a hub world, and like it did a

2970
02:13:49,039 --> 02:13:52,279
million different things that they didn't have a foreign games.

2971
02:13:52,920 --> 02:13:54,720
So yeah, mar six four I think, you know, they

2972
02:13:54,800 --> 02:13:56,520
mentioned Tenttris as well. I think we're going to talk

2973
02:13:56,560 --> 02:13:59,960
about just like pure distilled gaming, You're not going to

2974
02:14:00,159 --> 02:14:03,640
much better than Tetris. I do think if we're talking

2975
02:14:03,720 --> 02:14:06,600
more modern, I would go Breath the Wild, because I

2976
02:14:06,680 --> 02:14:10,239
do think that was twenty it was twenty seventeen. That

2977
02:14:10,399 --> 02:14:13,720
was we're fucking what eight years ago now, and I

2978
02:14:14,000 --> 02:14:18,159
still don't think anyone's come close to Breath the Wild's

2979
02:14:18,159 --> 02:14:20,800
open world design outside of like Tears of the Kingdom.

2980
02:14:21,159 --> 02:14:23,399
I think everyone's still trying to play catch up on that.

2981
02:14:25,079 --> 02:14:29,199
I think Outer Wilds is one where the idea of

2982
02:14:29,319 --> 02:14:33,039
just like information being the progress. And you know, I'm

2983
02:14:33,039 --> 02:14:35,079
sure there are there are, like there are adventure games

2984
02:14:35,079 --> 02:14:37,159
and stuff like old Lucas Arts or Sierra stuff back

2985
02:14:37,159 --> 02:14:38,760
in the day that kind of did a similar thing.

2986
02:14:39,079 --> 02:14:40,960
But for me, Outer Wilds was the one that really

2987
02:14:41,000 --> 02:14:42,479
clicked where it's like, oh my god, like you can

2988
02:14:42,520 --> 02:14:44,600
beat this game in twenty minutes if you want to,

2989
02:14:44,760 --> 02:14:48,439
but you have to have the knowledge so and then

2990
02:14:48,600 --> 02:14:52,479
it just distilled video gamenists. I would say warrior Ware.

2991
02:14:52,720 --> 02:14:55,880
I love Warriorwear so much, and that is just the

2992
02:14:56,000 --> 02:14:58,399
purest just like go go go, go play a thing,

2993
02:14:58,479 --> 02:15:01,239
play a thing, play a thing, play a thing that

2994
02:15:01,439 --> 02:15:02,399
would be up there for me too.

2995
02:15:03,560 --> 02:15:05,680
Speaker 1: I think if I were to do this, we have

2996
02:15:05,720 --> 02:15:07,560
to do something I'd be like really educated on and

2997
02:15:07,640 --> 02:15:09,800
feel really strongly about. Like something I think I could

2998
02:15:09,920 --> 02:15:13,600
like talk a lot about and would do a class

2999
02:15:13,600 --> 02:15:17,640
about would be horror genre video games, and like how

3000
02:15:17,800 --> 02:15:20,039
impactful they are to us is like a society, Like

3001
02:15:20,159 --> 02:15:22,920
what makes a game so scary and so addictive to

3002
02:15:23,159 --> 02:15:26,399
watch someone be scared or to be scared yourself? Right,

3003
02:15:26,479 --> 02:15:29,479
Because like, as people, we've kind of evolved past the

3004
02:15:29,560 --> 02:15:32,920
fact that we don't really have We don't have things

3005
02:15:32,960 --> 02:15:34,920
to be afraid of in the traditional sense or in

3006
02:15:34,960 --> 02:15:37,680
the animalistic sense. Right, We're not being hunted. We're at

3007
02:15:37,680 --> 02:15:39,600
the top of the food chain. So the things that

3008
02:15:39,880 --> 02:15:41,359
we want to do if we want to be scared,

3009
02:15:41,479 --> 02:15:43,800
is like to be hunted, right, Like a lot of

3010
02:15:44,600 --> 02:15:49,000
games capitalized on that, even old games. Amnesia is like

3011
02:15:49,039 --> 02:15:51,840
one of the scariest games to this day I have

3012
02:15:51,960 --> 02:15:54,359
ever played, and it does it so well because it

3013
02:15:54,720 --> 02:15:59,159
recognizes what it's like to be unable to defend yourself.

3014
02:15:59,239 --> 02:16:02,800
Speaker 2: In that game, you can attack, so you just survive.

3015
02:16:03,279 --> 02:16:07,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's it's so useless. All it can do

3016
02:16:07,239 --> 02:16:09,079
is like defend your mental health, Like it actually can't

3017
02:16:09,159 --> 02:16:13,079
do anything for like protecting you. Really it's just buying

3018
02:16:13,159 --> 02:16:16,520
you time. So that I think obviously Silent Hill just

3019
02:16:16,600 --> 02:16:19,079
as a collective of like psychosis and like what's happening

3020
02:16:19,119 --> 02:16:20,920
inside of our brains, it does a lot with like

3021
02:16:21,000 --> 02:16:26,560
also like just why also like trying not to like

3022
02:16:26,720 --> 02:16:28,760
spoil a really old game here, but like also like

3023
02:16:28,880 --> 02:16:31,199
what is a protagonist? Like can they also be bad?

3024
02:16:31,399 --> 02:16:33,639
Can we can you play a bad person? I think

3025
02:16:33,680 --> 02:16:36,440
that's really interesting, like how it plays on that. So

3026
02:16:37,040 --> 02:16:39,559
Resident Evil obviously, which is also about being hunted in

3027
02:16:39,639 --> 02:16:43,319
many senses, especially Resident Evil three because you're you're being

3028
02:16:43,440 --> 02:16:47,239
chased most of the game. So a brilliant series, and

3029
02:16:47,360 --> 02:16:49,360
I think I think you would even add modern games

3030
02:16:49,399 --> 02:16:54,000
in there as well. Pasmophobia. Dead by Daylight is a

3031
02:16:54,079 --> 02:16:57,559
brilliant cinematic experience that I think I could talk about

3032
02:16:57,559 --> 02:17:02,639
a lot. PT Jesus like such a good storytelling experience.

3033
02:17:02,719 --> 02:17:06,280
It's terrifying and really well done. Yeah, I think I

3034
02:17:06,360 --> 02:17:08,559
feel like I could talk about that forever and have

3035
02:17:08,680 --> 02:17:10,440
so much to say and so much to like learn,

3036
02:17:10,639 --> 02:17:13,120
so yeah, that'd be great horror games in general.

3037
02:17:14,040 --> 02:17:16,120
Speaker 2: Is I think where I would go? Uh yeah, what

3038
02:17:16,239 --> 02:17:16,959
about you, Lisa?

3039
02:17:18,920 --> 02:17:21,639
Speaker 4: Definitely anything Zelda, because I can just talk about Zelda

3040
02:17:21,680 --> 02:17:24,399
forever because that's all the Zelda games. I talk about

3041
02:17:24,399 --> 02:17:25,559
the lore of it and how it got me in

3042
02:17:25,600 --> 02:17:28,559
the laura of video games. I mean, that's why I

3043
02:17:28,600 --> 02:17:31,200
have a whole freaking Twilight Princess sleeve, which people hate on.

3044
02:17:31,360 --> 02:17:32,600
I don't agree with it at all.

3045
02:17:32,639 --> 02:17:36,200
Speaker 3: The game the best three d dungeons in the whole series.

3046
02:17:37,120 --> 02:17:41,760
Speaker 4: Thank you, Okay, I wish more people agreed. I'd also probably, honestly,

3047
02:17:42,079 --> 02:17:44,639
it would be more like, like I love Metro Vanus,

3048
02:17:44,680 --> 02:17:46,360
so I talk about the Metro Vanias that I really

3049
02:17:46,440 --> 02:17:49,319
love because I grew up obviously on Metroid, and then

3050
02:17:49,360 --> 02:17:52,280
I moved on to Castlevania, and then it was Hollow

3051
02:17:52,399 --> 02:17:56,120
Night and then all those dungeon crawlers as well obviously

3052
02:17:56,239 --> 02:17:59,559
Soul's games. I also, I don't know. I think that's

3053
02:17:59,600 --> 02:18:03,200
a really interesting question because it's like you can It's like,

3054
02:18:03,399 --> 02:18:05,399
do you want me to talk about games specifically or

3055
02:18:05,559 --> 02:18:07,799
history of games or talk about genre of games? Because

3056
02:18:07,799 --> 02:18:09,239
I'm like, if we're just talking about video games. I'm

3057
02:18:09,239 --> 02:18:11,159
gonna talk about my favorite ones because it's the ones

3058
02:18:11,159 --> 02:18:12,000
I can talk about the most.

3059
02:18:12,079 --> 02:18:13,959
Speaker 1: You'd want to, because you'd want to spend your life

3060
02:18:14,040 --> 02:18:15,000
talking about games that.

3061
02:18:15,559 --> 02:18:19,719
Speaker 4: Do you think Zelda is? I like, you thought Mario

3062
02:18:19,920 --> 02:18:23,079
was the most important I guess video game franchise. I

3063
02:18:23,200 --> 02:18:27,200
agree that Mario is probably the most recognizable character, and

3064
02:18:27,280 --> 02:18:29,680
I think for platformers, yes, but I'm like, I'm like,

3065
02:18:29,840 --> 02:18:31,920
I think Zelda is like when you look at like

3066
02:18:32,719 --> 02:18:35,120
greatest video game of all time, or like games that

3067
02:18:35,200 --> 02:18:38,120
have like shaped how games are made now, it's always

3068
02:18:38,200 --> 02:18:39,159
like acrea.

3069
02:18:38,920 --> 02:18:42,120
Speaker 3: Time, you know what I mean, the first Zelda on

3070
02:18:42,239 --> 02:18:42,719
an e s.

3071
02:18:42,799 --> 02:18:46,639
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh yeah, or Link to the Past, which

3072
02:18:46,719 --> 02:18:49,600
like set like the whole formula for future Zelda games,

3073
02:18:49,760 --> 02:18:52,399
and it has all the aspects of like dungeon crawling

3074
02:18:52,559 --> 02:18:55,440
RPG and all sorts of things, and so it's like, oh,

3075
02:18:55,479 --> 02:18:57,559
I would just talk about Zelda. But then also I

3076
02:18:57,680 --> 02:19:00,239
obviously got really into the Soul's games in the last

3077
02:19:00,239 --> 02:19:02,079
few years, and so it's like, well that is more

3078
02:19:02,159 --> 02:19:04,879
recently biased, and that's obviously what I'm gonna focus on

3079
02:19:05,000 --> 02:19:07,079
because like that taught me how to be like really

3080
02:19:07,200 --> 02:19:10,479
good and strategize the video games, because Zelda's always been like, oh,

3081
02:19:10,559 --> 02:19:12,920
you get this weapon in a dungeon, you just use

3082
02:19:12,959 --> 02:19:16,719
that weapon for the boss, yeah, versus teaching you. Yeah,

3083
02:19:16,760 --> 02:19:19,319
it like teaches you. And then it's like I remember

3084
02:19:19,319 --> 02:19:21,319
in high school, like the guys I used to hang

3085
02:19:21,360 --> 02:19:22,799
out with used to call me like a fake gamer

3086
02:19:22,840 --> 02:19:24,920
because I never got on Xbox and never played Halo,

3087
02:19:25,440 --> 02:19:26,959
and so I was always like ashamed of like my

3088
02:19:27,079 --> 02:19:30,559
games knowledge. Yeah, right, and then now they're all pieces

3089
02:19:30,559 --> 02:19:33,760
of shits and now they're all dead to me, okay, and.

3090
02:19:33,840 --> 02:19:37,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that being good. Now you fucking commire your

3091
02:19:37,559 --> 02:19:39,479
ass and I'm playing Elden Ring.

3092
02:19:40,079 --> 02:19:43,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I played like seki Row and like

3093
02:19:43,879 --> 02:19:46,159
Dark Souls, all of those. All the knowledge I got

3094
02:19:46,239 --> 02:19:48,719
from gaming came from Zelda. So it's like if it

3095
02:19:48,799 --> 02:19:51,479
wasn't for my playing Zelda from a childhood growing up,

3096
02:19:51,680 --> 02:19:54,639
I would not have as much of like the knowledge

3097
02:19:54,680 --> 02:19:57,120
I'd have to be like, oh there's something hidden behind

3098
02:19:57,159 --> 02:19:59,799
this wall, or oh this boss is gonna have three phases,

3099
02:20:00,079 --> 02:20:02,000
or you got to hit this thing. Like. It taught

3100
02:20:02,079 --> 02:20:04,840
me so much about video games, so it's like I

3101
02:20:04,879 --> 02:20:07,159
would teach a class on like these are the video

3102
02:20:07,200 --> 02:20:09,760
games I think that you need to get into or

3103
02:20:09,799 --> 02:20:12,200
that you need to have knowledge on to really understand

3104
02:20:12,239 --> 02:20:15,520
how video games work. And even arcade games. I grew

3105
02:20:15,600 --> 02:20:17,479
up on a lot of arcade games, and arcade games

3106
02:20:17,479 --> 02:20:20,000
are very simple. Like did you ever watch the Tetris movie?

3107
02:20:22,000 --> 02:20:24,840
Oh my god, it's so good. Really yeah, I know,

3108
02:20:25,079 --> 02:20:27,440
which is everyone's reaction. It's really good because it tells

3109
02:20:27,479 --> 02:20:29,719
you how good of a tech of the game Tetris

3110
02:20:29,799 --> 02:20:32,879
is and how hard it was to get the licensing

3111
02:20:32,959 --> 02:20:35,920
for tech Tetris in the US. It was like a

3112
02:20:36,000 --> 02:20:39,719
whole government thing with the Soviet Union. It was like

3113
02:20:39,760 --> 02:20:42,920
a heist. And so just talking about video game history,

3114
02:20:43,120 --> 02:20:45,040
like I gotten too Earthbound because of the history of

3115
02:20:45,120 --> 02:20:48,280
earth Bound. I got into player Obscure because of reading

3116
02:20:48,360 --> 02:20:50,600
about the studio and how they found the composer and

3117
02:20:50,680 --> 02:20:53,680
how they became like this dream team. So I don't know,

3118
02:20:54,040 --> 02:20:55,760
I think I just would not shut the fuck up.

3119
02:20:56,760 --> 02:20:59,959
Speaker 3: You could do a whole thing about Zelda, for sure, Like, yeah, Zelda,

3120
02:21:00,159 --> 02:21:01,840
for sure. The thing is like there's so many tent

3121
02:21:01,920 --> 02:21:03,840
poles there where it's like the first Zelda and what

3122
02:21:04,000 --> 02:21:05,799
that did and then linked to the past, how that

3123
02:21:05,920 --> 02:21:08,040
established the format and Ocherna time, how it brought it

3124
02:21:08,079 --> 02:21:11,079
to three Awakening too, Yeah, and Majora, how I went

3125
02:21:11,280 --> 02:21:14,040
fucking way out of left field there uh and then

3126
02:21:14,200 --> 02:21:17,600
breatha Wild. How it completely reinvented the way retort.

3127
02:21:17,319 --> 02:21:21,040
Speaker 4: How it started the timeline. Everyone associates me with Soul's

3128
02:21:21,079 --> 02:21:23,239
games and Yaka is up, but I'm like, Zelda's like

3129
02:21:23,479 --> 02:21:25,680
my I just have played all them, so I obviously

3130
02:21:25,719 --> 02:21:28,479
I'm not streaming them. You know, I've pre streamed a

3131
02:21:28,520 --> 02:21:31,280
few games, but like, obviously it's like that's just who

3132
02:21:31,360 --> 02:21:32,280
I am as a gamer.

3133
02:21:32,520 --> 02:21:33,840
Speaker 1: They were It's foundational too.

3134
02:21:34,399 --> 02:21:36,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like Blink Way Too was the band that got

3135
02:21:36,559 --> 02:21:39,440
me into rock music and metal and punk and emo,

3136
02:21:39,600 --> 02:21:42,760
but they're not any of those genres. They're just the

3137
02:21:42,959 --> 02:21:45,440
first one that was Like this introduced me to a

3138
02:21:45,520 --> 02:21:50,040
whole line of whole new part of myself that I

3139
02:21:50,079 --> 02:21:50,799
didn't know I had.

3140
02:21:51,040 --> 02:21:53,520
Speaker 2: Are you saying that Zelda is the blank one eighty

3141
02:21:53,559 --> 02:21:54,159
two of games?

3142
02:21:54,200 --> 02:21:57,120
Speaker 4: It is Zelda is the blank Way Too. I love

3143
02:21:57,200 --> 02:22:01,879
that The only thing Link can say is diarrhea when

3144
02:22:01,920 --> 02:22:03,799
you kill Gann and he goes, I'm a fuck your mom,

3145
02:22:04,040 --> 02:22:06,319
And that's all Link says for the whole series.

3146
02:22:08,079 --> 02:22:16,440
Speaker 1: Such a grandpa. Anyway, Tom, let's play this song all

3147
02:22:16,559 --> 02:22:18,280
the small Things.

3148
02:22:18,719 --> 02:22:22,559
Speaker 4: It's been so funny, how predictable and adolescent they still are.

3149
02:22:22,639 --> 02:22:26,520
But they're all in their fifties. They're just stupid children forever,

3150
02:22:27,360 --> 02:22:28,319
children their twenties.

3151
02:22:29,719 --> 02:22:33,159
Speaker 1: If they were at a park and there was one child,

3152
02:22:33,479 --> 02:22:37,479
the child would bring their Spider Man toys to bank exactly.

3153
02:22:38,040 --> 02:22:46,719
Speaker 4: Call back. Yeah, Squeaky Kurds Squeaky the name of the episode.

3154
02:22:48,920 --> 02:22:52,680
Speaker 1: Thank you, Nathan. I think that answers your question. I

3155
02:22:52,799 --> 02:22:55,280
will read this next one, although I don't see a

3156
02:22:55,479 --> 02:22:58,399
name in it. Can you double check Dan?

3157
02:22:58,959 --> 02:22:59,399
Speaker 4: The name?

3158
02:23:00,159 --> 02:23:03,639
Speaker 3: Yes? One? Unless it never had one, it probably did.

3159
02:23:03,799 --> 02:23:07,120
Let me just search. I'm gonna read it really Sultan

3160
02:23:07,280 --> 02:23:08,319
Sultan Abbassi.

3161
02:23:09,200 --> 02:23:12,799
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna read it fast now, Hi, peoples, How

3162
02:23:13,079 --> 02:23:17,000
does Dan feel about child Pauline and DK Bonanza after

3163
02:23:17,079 --> 02:23:21,000
proclaiming has distained for children characters in video games?

3164
02:23:21,120 --> 02:23:22,479
Speaker 2: Love y'all take care.

3165
02:23:23,399 --> 02:23:26,680
Speaker 3: I mean, I have a general disdain for children and

3166
02:23:27,159 --> 02:23:30,360
I but I think with games it is mostly I

3167
02:23:30,520 --> 02:23:32,760
don't want to have to play as one, you know,

3168
02:23:32,959 --> 02:23:35,399
like that's the thing with like JRPG's and stuff like that.

3169
02:23:35,520 --> 02:23:37,920
I don't want to be some teenager or something like that.

3170
02:23:38,719 --> 02:23:41,479
I think in DK Bananza has not bothered me. It is.

3171
02:23:41,600 --> 02:23:44,479
I am playing as Donkey Kong. As far as I'm concerned.

3172
02:23:44,520 --> 02:23:48,079
Pauline is basically a navvy or a fee or something

3173
02:23:48,159 --> 02:23:50,360
like that, like one of these like Zelda companions that

3174
02:23:50,399 --> 02:23:54,319
will occasionally have an ability or say something or whatever like.

3175
02:23:54,399 --> 02:23:58,319
But I'm I'm Donkey Kong. I'm playing is Donkey Kong. Yeah,

3176
02:23:58,440 --> 02:24:00,719
I hope Pauline does well, but I don't really care.

3177
02:24:01,760 --> 02:24:03,559
So ye have no no problem, no problem with it.

3178
02:24:04,399 --> 02:24:06,120
Speaker 1: I feel like you're afraid to be put on a

3179
02:24:06,239 --> 02:24:08,799
list because you're a sweet boy and you would never

3180
02:24:09,079 --> 02:24:10,799
do that, and so you're just always like, listen, if

3181
02:24:10,799 --> 02:24:12,840
there's a child involved, I don't want to talk to them,

3182
02:24:13,000 --> 02:24:14,680
I don't want to be around them. I don't even

3183
02:24:14,760 --> 02:24:16,360
want to like be associated with them.

3184
02:24:17,040 --> 02:24:18,360
Speaker 2: Those kids can't.

3185
02:24:18,079 --> 02:24:19,440
Speaker 4: Even show me your Spider Man collection.

3186
02:24:19,600 --> 02:24:22,360
Speaker 3: No, I don't give it, Timmy. I'm an adult. I

3187
02:24:22,440 --> 02:24:24,799
want to play as adults. I find kids annoying. I

3188
02:24:24,879 --> 02:24:27,040
don't want them around my games. I don't want them

3189
02:24:27,120 --> 02:24:29,200
in my games. But if it's just she's sitting on

3190
02:24:29,280 --> 02:24:32,280
Donkey Kong's shoulder and occasionally she'll sing to break a

3191
02:24:32,360 --> 02:24:32,920
purple door.

3192
02:24:32,920 --> 02:24:37,159
Speaker 4: If that's fine, I'm here to traumatize the kids. Yeah,

3193
02:24:37,840 --> 02:24:38,959
put the kids in their place.

3194
02:24:39,200 --> 02:24:42,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, you gotta grow up sometime.

3195
02:24:43,079 --> 02:24:43,280
Speaker 4: Yeah.

3196
02:24:44,399 --> 02:24:47,200
Speaker 1: I love children. I don't think I want to raise any.

3197
02:24:47,479 --> 02:24:49,399
But I just absolutely love being an aunt and like

3198
02:24:49,840 --> 02:24:52,040
showing them all the games that I loved and like

3199
02:24:52,200 --> 02:24:54,639
watching them like go through them and teaching them all

3200
02:24:54,719 --> 02:24:56,479
my best tips and tricks about games.

3201
02:24:56,479 --> 02:24:58,000
Speaker 2: So we have different vibes going on.

3202
02:24:58,719 --> 02:25:00,600
Speaker 3: I like being an uncle, but all like my niece

3203
02:25:00,680 --> 02:25:03,239
and my nephews are all like very young and so

3204
02:25:03,399 --> 02:25:05,959
like I'm looking forward to them being old enough for

3205
02:25:06,000 --> 02:25:06,959
me to traumatize them.

3206
02:25:07,120 --> 02:25:09,479
Speaker 4: I will say I have a I never post them

3207
02:25:09,520 --> 02:25:11,479
because they're my nieces, but I have videos on my

3208
02:25:11,520 --> 02:25:13,920
phone on my niece playing elden Ring, and she plays

3209
02:25:13,959 --> 02:25:16,600
it like a cozy game. She's seven years old. She'll

3210
02:25:16,680 --> 02:25:19,600
ride around the horses and grab like flowers, and in

3211
02:25:19,680 --> 02:25:21,399
the minute there's an enemy, she'll just throw it at

3212
02:25:21,440 --> 02:25:25,360
my my sister, her brother in law. She loves it.

3213
02:25:25,520 --> 02:25:27,000
She's obsessed with elden Ring.

3214
02:25:27,440 --> 02:25:30,079
Speaker 3: What if a dragon comes down? And like she's just done.

3215
02:25:30,120 --> 02:25:32,879
Speaker 4: And then she's like, get it, dad, get it, get hurry.

3216
02:25:33,000 --> 02:25:36,159
I want to play like and she'll he'll like, sitting

3217
02:25:36,159 --> 02:25:37,600
there in the plane, she'll be like, you gotta get

3218
02:25:37,600 --> 02:25:39,479
a key for this room, dad. Yeah, I get heat.

3219
02:25:39,600 --> 02:25:41,239
And it's very precious.

3220
02:25:41,399 --> 02:25:42,120
Speaker 1: That's adorable.

3221
02:25:42,840 --> 02:25:44,319
Speaker 2: It's a really hellish world.

3222
02:25:45,719 --> 02:25:48,559
Speaker 4: Yeah, but she picks flowers and she's just on her

3223
02:25:48,639 --> 02:25:49,479
little horse.

3224
02:25:49,680 --> 02:25:52,520
Speaker 1: Give her animal crossing.

3225
02:25:53,280 --> 02:25:54,280
Speaker 3: It's getting off she.

3226
02:25:54,479 --> 02:25:56,559
Speaker 4: But then my sister's like, you know what, fuck you, Lisa.

3227
02:25:56,680 --> 02:25:58,520
Now my kids play elden Ring. They won't play their

3228
02:25:58,600 --> 02:26:01,319
switches anymore. They shall play. You've given her the wrong

3229
02:26:01,520 --> 02:26:06,120
universe to be endearing and sweet and it's very precious.

3230
02:26:08,000 --> 02:26:10,399
Speaker 1: You sounds that's a good kids story at least at

3231
02:26:10,479 --> 02:26:14,600
least they're open to it. Well, thank you for the emails.

3232
02:26:14,639 --> 02:26:16,360
I know that was a bit shorter, but we went

3233
02:26:16,559 --> 02:26:20,079
so hard on gaming content that we wrapped up all

3234
02:26:20,159 --> 02:26:24,200
of our time in games. Sorry, you know, sorry that

3235
02:26:24,280 --> 02:26:27,559
we talked about games for so long. As always, we

3236
02:26:27,719 --> 02:26:30,639
absolutely love for you guys to help and support us.

3237
02:26:31,000 --> 02:26:34,079
You do not have to this. This podcast is free

3238
02:26:34,159 --> 02:26:34,559
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3239
02:26:34,600 --> 02:26:36,879
Speaker 2: You can listen to it at your leisure. But if

3240
02:26:36,920 --> 02:26:38,040
you like what you hear.

3241
02:26:38,440 --> 02:26:41,200
Speaker 1: You can always go to our Patreon and you can

3242
02:26:41,239 --> 02:26:43,239
tip us, which is awesome and it helps us pay

3243
02:26:43,319 --> 02:26:45,920
for games and other things that help us make sure

3244
02:26:45,959 --> 02:26:49,520
we do this podcast. You can also get the video

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and ad free tiers, which I love. That way you

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02:26:52,719 --> 02:26:57,280
can enjoy us without any ads interrupting us annoyingly, and

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02:26:57,479 --> 02:26:59,879
you can just watch Lisa's cats. There were two of

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I bet you don't even know what they look like.

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They were really cute.

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Speaker 3: She held them. They were really cute. A couple of times.

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You hold them up, and that's a really chill cat.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, faranoy.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like they're little babies, and you get to see

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them in the video version. So I hope that you

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02:27:15,040 --> 02:27:18,319
consider it. If not, I hope you enjoyed listening, and

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with that, I would really love to plug Lisa. I

3257
02:27:21,479 --> 02:27:24,600
know you are an incredible comedian. You're very funny. I

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02:27:24,799 --> 02:27:27,440
just have loved seeing you at so many different conventions

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02:27:27,520 --> 02:27:31,079
and cons. You're busy, You're a hustler. Please tell people

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where they can listen and find more of you on

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the internet.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I set my tour and travel for shows, so

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02:27:38,840 --> 02:27:43,040
checking out my instagram, my link tree, TikTok, Twitter, whatever,

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02:27:43,680 --> 02:27:45,799
you'll find my shows. But also I stream on Twitch

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02:27:46,200 --> 02:27:49,760
and I have a podcast called dork Souls. It's pretty new.

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We're about ten episodes in. It's bi weekly with my

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02:27:52,159 --> 02:27:54,520
friend Hector Navarro. He is a big comic book nerd.

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02:27:54,600 --> 02:27:56,719
I'm a big gaming anime nerd. So we just talked

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about nerd stuff and would we'll probably have Dan and

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02:28:00,319 --> 02:28:02,639
on there at some point. So you can check that

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out on everything on YouTube and all the things. I'm

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on everything. I'm too online. I love that for you.

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Speaker 1: I think you for us in this space, and I

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02:28:14,040 --> 02:28:16,120
don't really care. You know, we're not here to judge

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02:28:16,159 --> 02:28:17,879
how healthy anyone's lifestyle is.

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02:28:18,159 --> 02:28:20,079
Speaker 4: Look at Dan, I want to fuck. I just made

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02:28:20,120 --> 02:28:25,319
a fucking Donkey Kong in my dreams. So it's okay, Dan, what's.

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02:28:25,200 --> 02:28:25,879
Speaker 1: In your dreams?

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02:28:26,559 --> 02:28:26,680
Speaker 8: Uh?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: A lot of plane crashes?

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02:28:30,520 --> 02:28:35,239
Speaker 1: What anime?

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02:28:35,360 --> 02:28:35,959
Speaker 4: Horse girls?

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna answer it. Yeah, I don't know. I'm always

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02:28:38,000 --> 02:28:39,399
on a plane and there's always a crash.

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02:28:39,840 --> 02:28:44,000
Speaker 2: I don't know, Dan, what are you doing outside of

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02:28:44,079 --> 02:28:47,159
this podcast? That's so stressful?

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02:28:47,440 --> 02:28:51,280
Speaker 3: It's the honest answer. I do a giant bomb dot

3289
02:28:51,360 --> 02:28:54,639
com check it out. We are one Independent Now. I

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02:28:54,680 --> 02:28:57,319
think we're doing some great stuff. I've been playing Pin

3291
02:28:57,440 --> 02:28:59,399
My Ride for the PS two over there, I'm about

3292
02:28:59,399 --> 02:29:02,239
to finish up, and Jeff Grubb is about to start

3293
02:29:02,280 --> 02:29:04,559
playing a game for Blake Club that I think everyone's

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02:29:04,559 --> 02:29:07,520
gonna enjoy quite a bit. So check out giant bomb.

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02:29:07,399 --> 02:29:13,000
Speaker 1: Dot com amazing. I also stream on Twitch. Usually every Monday,

3296
02:29:13,040 --> 02:29:16,360
I stream an indie game or whatever I've got down

3297
02:29:16,440 --> 02:29:20,920
the pipe, all good stuff. Yeah, I think I'm gonna

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02:29:21,040 --> 02:29:21,840
I think I'm gonna do it.

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Speaker 3: I will do it for you, Dan, I do it

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02:29:24,120 --> 02:29:25,440
for you, do it for you Mary.

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02:29:26,079 --> 02:29:28,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it for the Dan that believes in me,

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02:29:28,639 --> 02:29:30,600
which is an anime reference that you won't get.

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02:29:31,639 --> 02:29:31,719
Speaker 4: La.

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02:29:32,159 --> 02:29:36,040
Speaker 1: Thanks He's sweet, sweet angel, and that's how you pass

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02:29:36,120 --> 02:29:36,959
the best styll test.

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02:29:37,440 --> 02:29:37,639
Speaker 3: Well.

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02:29:37,719 --> 02:29:41,639
Speaker 1: Thank you guys for listening and enjoying this experience with us.

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02:29:42,280 --> 02:29:45,280
Maybe Oh we're so happy to have you, Lisa. Thank

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02:29:45,319 --> 02:29:47,959
you for sharing your nerd culture with us. Everybody, go

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02:29:48,120 --> 02:29:50,200
check out dork Souls and we'll see you on the

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02:29:50,280 --> 02:29:55,040
next episode of the fire Escape Cast. As it said

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02:29:55,079 --> 02:29:57,479
in its entirety, I'm marry the best host in the

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02:29:57,600 --> 02:29:58,120
entire world.

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Speaker 2: See you on the next one night by que