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Speaker 2: kind of gay. That's like when that first happened, Like,
Speaker 2: okay for the creator, Yeah, we benefit, But at the
Speaker 2: same time, I'm like, you know, hurting the consumer OWI sucks. Sucks.
Speaker 3: You're as I'm doing good on good.
Speaker 2: As long as I'm doing good. That is exactly why
Speaker 2: this country is so gay good. It's not gay fucking
Speaker 2: I'm good fucking houses underwater. Yeah, yeah, I'm not gay,
Speaker 2: So who cares a week go not a woman. I
Speaker 2: don't care about marriage.
Speaker 3: Dude. The amount of people it is crazy.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when, like I feel like I remember
Speaker 1: a time not long ago where if you outwardly suggested
Speaker 1: that people were creating hurricanes, that would be you would
Speaker 1: be a joke, you know what I mean, and no
Speaker 1: one would take you seriously ignored.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would be probably you'd be like, you wouldn't
Speaker 2: be able to make it to let's say, in a congressional.
Speaker 3: Seat on television, being able to say something, well.
Speaker 2: You know, you would be able to be on television,
Speaker 2: And then people would be like Oh, what a joke.
Speaker 2: We're not inviting this person back.
Speaker 4: You'd be like a person on the street that would
Speaker 4: say that, and they'd be like, oh, we're gonna cut
Speaker 4: off his in.
Speaker 3: It'd be the night people, right.
Speaker 2: Those people are like the seven hundred Club with like
Speaker 2: what is his name, Pat Roberts. He was on TV
Speaker 2: for a long time.
Speaker 3: To the dead. He's dead as ship. Now. I know
Speaker 3: he was dead, but he did he die?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, because he was dead for
Speaker 3: a while before he died. He was definitely they propped
Speaker 3: him up for a while till they thought it was
Speaker 3: licht him. Yeah, he was just eating hoore crutches and
Speaker 3: stufviving and something like that. He fell part, he fell apart.
Speaker 2: Basically they were jimmy cartering him and then now and
Speaker 2: then he just finally he couldn't take any more, hold
Speaker 2: on to.
Speaker 3: His spot like a marionette and make him dance around. Ye,
Speaker 3: look at this, you could do that. I guess if
Speaker 3: you want it, you can take him up.
Speaker 2: Na.
Speaker 4: I think grave robbing is a bit of a that's
Speaker 4: a bit even for my most evil caricatureess. That's too much, really,
Speaker 4: you shouldn't grave rob That's great unless they have something
Speaker 4: like ultra valuable and it's.
Speaker 3: Like, what are you doing leaving that there? What if
Speaker 3: they're what.
Speaker 2: If it's like a really old I don't know how
Speaker 2: people feel about this, but I actually feel like if
Speaker 2: you graves pre like nineteen hundred, I what the fuck
Speaker 2: are you doing?
Speaker 3: What do you mean? Like, no one's going to these
Speaker 3: No one's.
Speaker 1: Going to say if someone has a grave that like,
Speaker 1: oh died in nineteen oh one, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: or like nineteen ten, even like no one's going to
Speaker 1: that fucking grave.
Speaker 4: So the thing is this right, uh, the whole entirety
Speaker 4: idea of the we bury people now and it's so
Speaker 4: it's a scam, like in every way, like funerals, burial way,
Speaker 4: it is a scam.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we should burn them, we should Like it makes
Speaker 1: it makes no sense that we bury.
Speaker 3: People have a very festive event.
Speaker 4: We burn them, we set them off, or we put
Speaker 4: them on a pyre, we dance around, we have fun.
Speaker 3: That person dies, yeah, yeah, we put them on a
Speaker 3: Yeah that man.
Speaker 4: I think I think having Uh, there's a tiny cold
Speaker 4: tradition where it's like it's a mandatory celebration. You have
Speaker 4: an open casket funeral where it's a mentory celebration. The
Speaker 4: person passes away, you have a good time, and it's
Speaker 4: supposed to be to be a celebration of the them
Speaker 4: passing on. For you know, the white white Jesus showed up.
Speaker 3: What if they felt? What if they destroyed religion? What
Speaker 3: it was?
Speaker 2: For other point?
Speaker 3: But is it? Is it?
Speaker 2: If it's it's a mandatory open casket?
Speaker 3: I think it's open casket.
Speaker 2: And if you fell into like a wheat machine, what
Speaker 2: do you mean, like what if you Yeah, what if
Speaker 2: you fell into like a wheat machine?
Speaker 4: What if you like obviously, if you're dismembered, you don't
Speaker 4: show if it's up to I mean, hey man, it's
Speaker 4: up to the people. I mean, like you said, mandatory.
Speaker 3: I would I would do you build him back? Like?
Speaker 3: Do you build back back? Look like a silhouette of
Speaker 3: a human. At least they just put the pieces in order.
Speaker 4: But I will see, I'm trying to think if I
Speaker 4: would be like how much.
Speaker 1: I'd be Like I'm not saying just dismembery, I mean,
Speaker 1: like like fully like shredded wheat.
Speaker 4: If you're if you're fucking shredded, put it in a
Speaker 4: bag and put the bag at the top of the
Speaker 4: funeral thing and be like, hey, this is.
Speaker 2: This was this person, just like a massive zip black
Speaker 2: bag with like a bunch of red in it.
Speaker 3: Not even read it looks like it's pink. It's probably brown,
Speaker 3: probably a little pinkish. Yeah, probably the bone may row,
Speaker 3: probably like maroon. But this was my dad. My dad
Speaker 3: is a bag of juice now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you gotta show it off. He fell into
Speaker 2: He fell into a fucking moment. I just I don't
Speaker 2: care when he fell into a vitam mix. I don't
Speaker 2: want he fell into a vitam mix. How did show
Speaker 2: First of all, Okay, so the head got in. Sure,
Speaker 2: let's say the vitam mixes it's it's big enough to support.
Speaker 3: The head, to fit the head.
Speaker 2: But well, the thing about vitamins, well, it's not necessarily
Speaker 2: about him falling into a big enough vitam ex about
Speaker 2: the fact that the vitam mix is so strong that
Speaker 2: it pulls him in.
Speaker 3: It regards like a jet engine in some way, so
Speaker 3: it like so it crushed his shoulders to make him feah.
Speaker 2: Yeah like this, yeah, you know, like when you fold
Speaker 2: you know you fold things like when you're packing and
Speaker 2: you look fold things like a lot just to make
Speaker 2: get him to fit. It's like it's like that kind
Speaker 2: of thing with but with like bones and meat and people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I want to collapse space and time yet, bro,
Speaker 4: I want to make something big or smaller for the times,
Speaker 4: but the use of it being.
Speaker 3: Smaller for the moment. This hurricane might do it, you see.
Speaker 3: That might that scares me too. He might be able
Speaker 3: to just witch like that, you know.
Speaker 2: SIGNI is gonna function up Like I'm like, oh, I'd
Speaker 2: actually discovered something and then oops, half the world's missing.
Speaker 1: I think it's actually gonna be like crazy. I feel
Speaker 1: like it's gonna be like a climate change thing where
Speaker 1: like there's gonna be a hurricane that it's so strong that
Speaker 1: it rips the atmosphere.
Speaker 2: Away, or something like it. Like because I think they
Speaker 2: said I think they said something. I said something recently,
Speaker 2: like I don't know if it's true, because everything on
Speaker 2: Twitter I just don't believe. I just every time I
Speaker 2: see something on Twitter, I think about, like it's an
Speaker 2: interesting thought experiment, and then I move on because I
Speaker 2: just know that I can't trust anything on Twitter anyven smart. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: but I do think like I saw one that was
Speaker 2: like somebody said, like the hurricane is reaching like the
Speaker 2: maximum mathematical capacity of like the planet to be able
Speaker 2: to like withstand like two hundred mile an hour winds
Speaker 2: and shiit like that's so true. It's probably not, but
Speaker 2: it would be interesting if that were true, like as
Speaker 2: like as a.
Speaker 4: Way more tumultuous, way long ago. Oh yeah, of course
Speaker 4: the planet was insane once upon a time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think it was. It's like like if
Speaker 3: we put humans there, we'd have like a week and
Speaker 3: a half and you'd be like, oh, that's crazy, We're gone.
Speaker 2: Of course, but I'm sure concept of that is awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I love that idea of like just like
Speaker 1: a megastorm that is so strong that it rips the
Speaker 1: atmosphere open.
Speaker 3: That's sick.
Speaker 2: That's a dope. That's a dope book, you know. Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean the there's so many things wrong with that,
Speaker 2: but it's still fun.
Speaker 3: The idea of that is like if something.
Speaker 2: Just that can't be it just like we got hit
Speaker 2: by an asteroid, you know what.
Speaker 3: I mean, and we kept pushing, we'll experience that.
Speaker 2: I guess there wasn't an especially like technical entering out,
Speaker 2: Like you know, you're not destroying things by going out,
Speaker 2: but coming in the it's it's it's a whole thing.
Speaker 2: It's a whole deal. But I'm sure somebody heard something
Speaker 2: interesting and then they misinterpreted as that, Like I'm sure
Speaker 2: it's because that that happens so fucking often. Words are
Speaker 2: white ones heard this, you know, and you're like, that's
Speaker 2: not what they said that.
Speaker 3: You know. Kale he was at a place where it
Speaker 3: was like a meteorite crator. Oh yeah, it was like
Speaker 3: a mile in diameter, And I'm like, what the fuck
Speaker 3: is this? It's not yeah, yeah, sorry, I cannot run that.
Speaker 2: Kale Anonymous is a fucking lion.
Speaker 3: Kale, our buddy, Kale.
Speaker 2: Fuck you do you guys think you guys think all
Speaker 2: gathered on one part of the earth. You know, I've
Speaker 2: thought about that too much. No, but what I'm about
Speaker 2: to say is not much better. But say, to combat
Speaker 2: an asteroid right the atmosphere we all time an uppercut?
Speaker 2: Do you think we can combat that?
Speaker 3: Such a glorious human moment?
Speaker 2: Everybody ready, we time it?
Speaker 4: Like people in different languages are shouting, like for humanity
Speaker 4: and then we.
Speaker 2: All got in.
Speaker 3: We all four down, four heavy, we fucking so cool,
Speaker 3: and God has the tracon. We can do, we can do,
Speaker 3: we can do, we can do?
Speaker 2: Why we do it?
Speaker 3: And it cracks and we're all gloriously.
Speaker 2: I want that to be the ending of season seven
Speaker 2: of a super serious show that had no hints.
Speaker 3: Of getting that ridiculous Madmen exactly exactly just that Ringe
Speaker 3: is crazy. Forgot about that show.
Speaker 2: I haven't thought about Fringe in forever. Yeah, I actually
Speaker 2: don't think I've ever thought about Fringe.
Speaker 3: I never watched it, but I remember being bad and
Speaker 3: Walter stands out in front of himself, the meteors coming,
Speaker 3: all the winds blowing, and he's like, to stop it, Jesse.
Speaker 3: He's weak and you can see like the energy going
Speaker 3: through Walter's bars breaking apart, but then it reaches in
Speaker 3: his pocket and eats a meth.
Speaker 2: He's like, don't worry, bitch, I gotcha, and he drives
Speaker 2: back after he's devastatingly fled from the scene, just to
Speaker 2: come back. And I felt like, I gotta help you.
Speaker 2: You sold me the slavery, but I gotta help you.
Speaker 2: It turns in like that, Uh when Gohans the Defeating Cell,
Speaker 2: Like basically Jesse becomes Goku, you know, like help.
Speaker 3: And he just gets more power and the wise it comes,
Speaker 3: I'll help you Dad, and then.
Speaker 2: And then sucking, and then the news like he's glorified
Speaker 2: on the news.
Speaker 1: He's like Walter White saved the world. And then all
Speaker 1: of his victims are like, yo, yo, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Do you know what this man did before that? It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but he up or cutted an asteroid in the world.
Speaker 1: That does offset in some way like poison entirely, Yeah,
Speaker 1: entirely kind of does like that a Hitlers the Redemption
Speaker 1: arc that like they were like, how do we write
Speaker 1: this character back into being good?
Speaker 3: And then Vince killing Vince. Gilligan's like, I think we
Speaker 3: should have an asteroid coming.
Speaker 2: I think we should have an asteroid come down. And
Speaker 2: Walter gets the strength from from his about to punch it.
Speaker 2: You know what, I think, are like, what, that's that's funny,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do this. He's kind of like a he
Speaker 2: just talk like kind of like a George Lucas in
Speaker 2: some way, like he does have that kind of tinge
Speaker 2: that like, uh, that's soft approach, you guys, are by
Speaker 2: a fire for not believing in me and my vision.
Speaker 3: Strong. I am strong.
Speaker 2: Everybody all the watch that actually takes a bull and
Speaker 2: crunches his head, it's.
Speaker 1: Gonna be the signal of strike for every character that
Speaker 1: we come up with. Other like Pull takes a bull
Speaker 1: out from back from behind the curtain.
Speaker 2: And.
Speaker 4: Crazy Kid would drag his book bag. You know, yeah,
Speaker 4: it was like moving.
Speaker 2: He's like, look at this, look at this. Watch this
Speaker 2: was it was a jay Leno before the day in
Speaker 2: that stupid episode we did.
Speaker 3: Let's be strong, Let's be fun. Do we get twice?
Speaker 1: So, uh, there's not a lot of talk we have,
Speaker 1: like some smaller stuff obviously the hurricane, Like I don't
Speaker 1: know what there is really to say about a hurricane.
Speaker 1: Like I hope everybody's safe there, Like it is crazy.
Speaker 1: I hate Tampa, but like you know, I have family
Speaker 1: like in that area. I hope you're all doing well.
Speaker 1: Everybody who I don't like in that area, I don't
Speaker 1: really care.
Speaker 3: But I hope only the Caribbeans that are not crazy.
Speaker 3: So I just hope they will not specifically will be fine.
Speaker 3: We always we always make it, but they're they're they're
Speaker 3: the Hubris. Look man will be fine.
Speaker 1: It's like my dad on the roof at like like
Speaker 1: tap dancing on the roof at like seventy something, and
Speaker 1: I'm just like, Dad, you gotta be aware.
Speaker 3: You know, this fall could be really really bad.
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up, Trader, Like I just think, like
Speaker 2: I think Florida Caribbeans would be just too There would
Speaker 2: be to like whatever, who cares, and then like a
Speaker 2: tree would hit them at like mock ten and they
Speaker 2: just didn't They wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Prepare flying straight through a community would be devastating. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: they would just be. It would just be fired. It'd
Speaker 3: be on fire for a little bit, but it'd be
Speaker 3: a really bad quick ten is my ten? Ten times
Speaker 3: in the speed of sound? Is that is that what
Speaker 3: mock means?
Speaker 2: Yes, that's that's fine, that's pretty that's that might tear
Speaker 2: a hole in something.
Speaker 3: That might tear a hole is a little I think
Speaker 3: we're past the point of might. Like if it's like
Speaker 3: I mean, metaphysically, mock makes a sonic boom that if
Speaker 3: you're near it, it will hurt you literally, Like if
Speaker 3: you're if someone just takes off at mocks me next
Speaker 3: to you, they're gonna get hurt. They take off at mocks.
Speaker 2: They don't even reach mock.
Speaker 3: They just going on.
Speaker 1: Fleeing the scene at a like zero to mock ten
Speaker 1: in a frame is insane.
Speaker 3: You would kill every one of your general you remember,
Speaker 3: do you remember?
Speaker 2: I don't remember if it was Justice League or if
Speaker 2: it was the actual Superman animated series where where Superman's like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm always have to hold back, and then he punches
Speaker 2: dark Side and creates a sonic boom where like it's
Speaker 2: just basically that it's like this, and then he just
Speaker 2: goes flying and ship.
Speaker 3: I was like, my ball, his balls ripped Metropolis like
Speaker 3: it was destroyed. It was completely gone, which they're okay,
Speaker 3: some men is walking around like that.
Speaker 2: I feel like he's flying. I feel like some people
Speaker 2: gotta like never mind. That's why I did like the
Speaker 2: idea of where, you know, it was still awful, but
Speaker 2: I like the idea of where Zack Snyder was trying
Speaker 2: to go. It's just everything was executed poorly. But I
Speaker 2: like the idea of like, oh everything was fucking destroyed.
Speaker 2: This guy's a threat. I liked the idea of that,
Speaker 2: and then it just turned out to be terrible.
Speaker 4: I think the idea of thinking men threat. It's like
Speaker 4: the idea of thinking like a media write in space
Speaker 4: is a threat. It's like, what are you gonna do
Speaker 4: about it? You know, like what do you do about that?
Speaker 2: I like that too. I mean it's like I watched
Speaker 2: every I watched every Transformer movie live action. I don't
Speaker 2: know why I did it, but I just wanted to
Speaker 2: just do it. And that was always the thing, the
Speaker 2: theme of like what is the government? What are you
Speaker 2: gonna They're always like, Oh, we're gonna fuck these guys up,
Speaker 2: Like every every single one.
Speaker 1: Moment's like we're gonna take on the Transformers every single one.
Speaker 2: They're like, So I watched the last one. I watched Bumblebee,
Speaker 2: and a lot of people liked it.
Speaker 3: I didn't like it at all.
Speaker 2: I'm it's just probably because it was more for what
Speaker 2: I like the Transformers for, like just beating ship up
Speaker 2: and them fighting in them being Transformers. This was a
Speaker 2: very central like this was.
Speaker 3: Just a character. It was like a real movie.
Speaker 2: It was like it was like Joker, where it's just
Speaker 2: like you wanted to get Transformer, but you're really say
Speaker 2: a transfer go through a mental health the hell is
Speaker 2: like a real movie character development, the main character.
Speaker 3: I was like, what the hell is happening? Would you
Speaker 3: watch a joke?
Speaker 1: Would you watch a movie about like a Transformer going
Speaker 1: through a mental health crisis?
Speaker 2: Would you? Yes, that's amazing.
Speaker 4: It's something interesting about watching it for sure, Like like
Speaker 4: that's he's in a dirty bathroom dancing to the joker the.
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 2: Fucking Megatron. That is like because Megatron was like he
Speaker 2: was good and then slowly became a piece of dude
Speaker 2: that I watched that watch going through a VPD crisis.
Speaker 3: Has Bro?
Speaker 2: It hit me up? Whoever own I don't know who
Speaker 2: owns Transformers?
Speaker 3: Mar DC, it's you're right, it has stuff.
Speaker 4: Has Fuck you, has Bro? Actually, fuck you. Everything you've
Speaker 4: done recently, for everything you've been involved, has been horrible.
Speaker 4: You guys are a terrible company.
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 3: Wait, what's going on after me?
Speaker 2: Wait? What's going on? I'm talking about like the other
Speaker 2: side of things. He's not talking about Transformers and toys
Speaker 2: in general. What's what's going on with Hasbro?
Speaker 3: The awful company? Are they?
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about that.
Speaker 3: You're sitting Pikerton's the Pinkertons after people in the modern times?
Speaker 2: What are you talking about They said, was this from
Speaker 2: like the world not the world World, the Wizards of
Speaker 2: the Wizards of Waverley Place or whatever. Yeah, yeah that
Speaker 2: one like when they I forgot about that? They actually
Speaker 2: said people.
Speaker 3: That's created it?
Speaker 2: No, they still existed.
Speaker 3: Are they just sitting by like a dusty phone waiting
Speaker 3: for like people to have what happens? The current head
Speaker 3: was a Pinkerton himself.
Speaker 2: How do you go from I'm a Pinkerton now I
Speaker 2: own D and D.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that guy that fallen so like it's it's really bad.
Speaker 4: That's why people are just like not genuinely falling off.
Speaker 4: Then there's a Dragons as a gang. It's like I
Speaker 4: can't support yeah, literally horrible.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it's just a pinker ten Yeah, sure.
Speaker 4: Hunter is more a Pinkerton. Actually literally whateen sending a
Speaker 4: bouncing to our an assassin, it's more sending a Pinkerton.
Speaker 3: Literally the dog, the boundy Hunter. Oh my god, is
Speaker 3: that guy still alive? No?
Speaker 1: He got he got He got eaten by dogs. I
Speaker 1: think it was like on an.
Speaker 2: Episode of his Bounty was an evil dog, a dog
Speaker 2: that committed a lot of crimes, and he went to
Speaker 2: go get it in his Army of dog Minions.
Speaker 3: And they recorded and junk Yard the character's name from something.
Speaker 3: I remember it being stupid. No, I think it was well,
Speaker 3: there was a wrestlerning in the Junkyard Dog.
Speaker 4: Yes, remember the guy that was thumping on his fucking
Speaker 4: upstairs house.
Speaker 3: My god, Oh, Word Club.
Speaker 2: We had a couple we had a few episodes of
Speaker 2: the in Word Club and one of the clips was
Speaker 2: reacting to this, bless his heart, this severely mentally.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was reacting to you guys can understand how
Speaker 3: happy is?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's sure. I think just being happy explains.
Speaker 4: And I think what happens is that we are so
Speaker 4: fucked up as society when people are trying to be happy,
Speaker 4: we think, oh, they're they're dislabeled.
Speaker 3: You don't believe anything you're saying right now.
Speaker 2: You don't believe punk as punk as.
Speaker 3: I believe. I believe what I was saying.
Speaker 2: Stupid.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. So what's what's on the DOCKETE? What
Speaker 3: do we got?
Speaker 2: Well, we got a couple of things. I just wanted
Speaker 2: to bring this up because it's not that interesting, but
Speaker 2: it is interesting a little bit. That So anyone who's
Speaker 2: listening asthmin Gold the streamer. We've talked about him before
Speaker 2: if you're not aware of him, he's just a very
Speaker 2: big streamer. Usually talks about gaming, but then weighs it
Speaker 2: on political issues and stuff. And his gaming takes are
Speaker 2: usually fine, but his political takes are usually fucking terrible.
Speaker 2: But you know, whatever it is, what it is. But
Speaker 2: the main thing about him, and it really shows you
Speaker 2: that people only care about entertainment at the end of
Speaker 2: the day and nothing else matters, because this person should
Speaker 2: not be where he's at with the level of like
Speaker 2: influence he has and shit with him being so disgusting,
Speaker 2: like just the the mirriad him eating a fucking moldy
Speaker 2: sandwich that has maggots in it, wiping his you know,
Speaker 2: ginger vitis gums on the fucking walls, roach is crawling
Speaker 2: on him, his dog probably Yeah, I didn't see that one,
Speaker 2: but I believe it.
Speaker 1: You didn't see that strange there's a stream where he
Speaker 1: wiped his ass with his dog. Was crazy well, and
Speaker 1: the dog was crying tears.
Speaker 4: I actually believe that is so funny. I remember being
Speaker 4: I hate you, they're fucking white besond it France poodle dog,
Speaker 4: you go home, But that dog's hair is permanently.
Speaker 3: That dog is like a skunk.
Speaker 2: Now, I mean, hey, man, dog's gonna be all right,
Speaker 2: He's gonna be dog doesn't even understand that he's been
Speaker 2: disrespect Like what you do think if you put a
Speaker 2: dog near ship, it would be like, yo, something's wrong
Speaker 2: and what are you doing? Yeah? So, as Gold, everybody's
Speaker 2: been wondering why he's so fucking gross and disgusting.
Speaker 3: Why he lacks.
Speaker 2: Any empathy where he's like, and I don't care about dogs,
Speaker 2: You guys are dumb.
Speaker 1: Why he eats dogs and flosses with roach lags. Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So he came out with a video explaining his plight.
Speaker 2: You know, he was like, oh, yeah, I want everybody
Speaker 2: wants to know why I'm so gross. I I listened
Speaker 2: to it didn't explain anything. What do you mean?
Speaker 3: What did he say?
Speaker 2: It was like a thirty minute video almost, and he
Speaker 2: just talked about his origin story.
Speaker 3: But it was just like, oh, but there's nothing that
Speaker 3: would lead you to believe. It was like my mom's sick.
Speaker 3: My mom was sick. Dealing with that was tough.
Speaker 2: Uh. I was depressed at one point. I think it
Speaker 2: was no world of warcraft. He he almost killed himself
Speaker 2: over some sort of expansion over it, because the idea
Speaker 2: of like killing yourself over warcraft or world of war. Look,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna, man, I almost I almost killed myself
Speaker 2: after a fucking was that a destiny expansion?
Speaker 3: The bad one lightfall?
Speaker 2: I had a gun to my eye that I was.
Speaker 3: Telling him to do it, you do it, you should
Speaker 3: do it, to do it? Should your stuff? Give me
Speaker 3: your stuff? Though? Yeah, I was.
Speaker 2: I was so ready.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna. I was in my hand on
Speaker 4: his hand. I was like, I hope you do. No
Speaker 4: worry got you.
Speaker 2: So I guess that's so crazy though, like why would
Speaker 2: what what that have to do with anything? You know
Speaker 2: what I mean? Like, why is he so? Why does
Speaker 2: that answer the question why you're so nothing? He said
Speaker 2: with just he had basically somewhat of a difficult life,
Speaker 2: but nothing too crazy. It wasn't like my dad was
Speaker 2: a literal rat no, you know, he wasn't raised by
Speaker 2: the rat king. He wasn't like like extremely molested, you know,
Speaker 2: like because you know there's a couple of people that
Speaker 2: you know, somebody uncle got a couple of swipes in
Speaker 2: and stuff, So.
Speaker 3: You want to you're a little bit you're a little bit.
Speaker 2: Crazy.
Speaker 3: You know, Yeah, I know what you're saying.
Speaker 2: They got the hand batted away, but he got he
Speaker 2: still got a couple in you know, like some people,
Speaker 2: most people like that. They they they they're okay, They're
Speaker 2: like they'll remember, They're like, wait did my uncle nah,
Speaker 2: and then it just kind of send them away.
Speaker 3: I feel like some traumatic happened to be that suppressed
Speaker 3: to and I just don't know what it is to
Speaker 3: feel like there's something I've been digging and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't know what it is. Yeah, I think I
Speaker 3: have a because I don't think because whenever I would
Speaker 3: when I was younger, I would talk to like like
Speaker 3: what it's like like that because obviously like it was like, oh,
Speaker 3: this kid comes to my broken house. He did you
Speaker 3: had a had a you had a person to go to.
Speaker 4: They did coltings for that for years. Oh no ship
Speaker 4: because I was I was diagnosed when I was younger
Speaker 4: with bipolar top too. I think what I never thought
Speaker 4: I had it either. I thought like I always thought
Speaker 4: I was like this is an ill.
Speaker 2: At all.
Speaker 3: I swear it was bipolar depression. I think I have depression.
Speaker 2: Was it like?
Speaker 3: But I like I went to therepression.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do. I just I've learned how to deal
Speaker 4: with it as I've gotten older, because that's what happened.
Speaker 4: Are you sure that's what you're supposed to do? I
Speaker 4: mean I still have depressive states, you know, but like
Speaker 4: I don't. I know that's like it.
Speaker 2: But like say uh, because like I know the average
Speaker 2: person can get into a depressive state, but like say.
Speaker 4: No, I have, like I had the condition for a while, Like,
Speaker 4: but I just got I learned. I learned from going.
Speaker 2: To the No medication, just nothing in medication.
Speaker 4: My grandmother was always super against medication for me because
Speaker 4: I was still young.
Speaker 2: Against medication. But you were seeing somebody, but they didn't
Speaker 2: offer you medication.
Speaker 4: My grandmother was anti because of the fact that I
Speaker 4: was still had a developing mind. So she was like,
Speaker 4: I mean, I presence could be dangerous for you.
Speaker 2: I don't hate that. I don't I don't find I
Speaker 2: don't hate that.
Speaker 4: Because my grandmother was an actual medical professional. She was like,
Speaker 4: I don't think it's a good idea for you, right,
Speaker 4: that's fucking fascinating. I've never known any of any of
Speaker 4: this about you that I just never thought you were
Speaker 4: a loser.
Speaker 3: I never complained about it because I was. I learned
Speaker 3: how to deal with my problem.
Speaker 1: I know you're I always knew you were violent, rageful, stupid, dumb,
Speaker 1: uh capable, you know, punk as whenever you're done a
Speaker 1: punk loser bitch. I want to talk to virgin. I
Speaker 1: want to talk to.
Speaker 3: It's on.
Speaker 4: It's only that does not choose the last one. I'm
Speaker 4: definitely not a virgin, but evenine.
Speaker 2: Hearing that earnestly, like like like an intervention or some
Speaker 2: other or cyclesten. We know you're stupid, fucking your stupid, dumb, stupid,
Speaker 2: worthless and deserving of nothing. But like you got slack jaw.
Speaker 4: Your head's big, your hairline is never quite straighted. It
Speaker 4: should be your fucking I just I hope you die.
Speaker 4: I killed your dog.
Speaker 3: What else?
Speaker 2: I killed your dog?
Speaker 3: I know I killed you listen, but we love it.
Speaker 2: I killed your dog.
Speaker 3: Wipe my ask of it and burned it and.
Speaker 4: Ate it fresh. I cooked it with the ship on
Speaker 4: it still, then I ate it.
Speaker 2: That is fucking vile.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's what I was saying. I think
Speaker 4: it's those things like some people. I don't remember what
Speaker 4: I was saying.
Speaker 3: Anymore. My brain got fucking off track. That doesn't matter. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you were just you.
Speaker 2: You you sucked when you were young, and then you're
Speaker 2: you got beaten into submission.
Speaker 3: No, I just learned how to deal with stuff. That's it.
Speaker 3: I like I got very young age, I was realized,
Speaker 3: like do you remember?
Speaker 2: I feel like maybe you're forgetting that you you got
Speaker 2: instead of uh, instead of medication, you were just uh
Speaker 2: corporal punishment was admitted.
Speaker 3: Did you get the sandal?
Speaker 2: Well, of course I got the sandal, but did you
Speaker 2: get the sandal?
Speaker 3: Like where like I had the.
Speaker 4: Trunk clet on my hand when I was little, and
Speaker 4: then eventually it got to like, uh, I got my
Speaker 4: poles on my bottom obviously unfortunately, but then my grandmother
Speaker 4: was just like oh she started trying to be a
Speaker 4: new age parent who was like, oh, beating kids doesn't
Speaker 4: really work.
Speaker 3: Grass knuckles.
Speaker 1: When I last nule, my mom would uh cut my
Speaker 1: skull open, split my head open, and then hit my
Speaker 1: brain with a sand There's a video of it where
Speaker 1: where I'm just sitting there and being like, oh, man, man.
Speaker 3: What would I don't know, I don't even know where
Speaker 3: to begin with that. He'd be like, what would what
Speaker 3: would happen if you get a direct hit to the brain.
Speaker 3: I don't remember exactly exactly that.
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, so I'm look man, the everything that
Speaker 2: you're saying, I feel like.
Speaker 3: Case though I very much acknowledge on we don't we
Speaker 3: don't even know if you're because we don't know.
Speaker 2: Like just I'm literally just learning this about you. How
Speaker 2: many other people are like this too? I have no idea, but.
Speaker 4: I've only heard of very few people that get counsel
Speaker 4: when are younger, and it actually truly helps them maintain
Speaker 4: the way I've ship.
Speaker 2: Man, I feel like, well, I feel like most people
Speaker 2: just never even got that. That's why I always so
Speaker 2: fucking surprised you as a black man. It's fucking crazy
Speaker 2: because of just you know, and here it's such a I.
Speaker 3: Was literally it's because my grandmother was a Yeah, because
Speaker 3: you're transated person. Well, that's literally why, like I even
Speaker 3: I exist as an abnormality because of where I grew
Speaker 3: up opposed to what I had available for me.
Speaker 4: You know, a lot of people just didn't have the
Speaker 4: funds or the education. Yeah, you're privilege was privileged, dude.
Speaker 4: I never deny that I grew up I grew up well,
Speaker 4: I had some losses. With the losses I had were
Speaker 4: definitely out balanced by how great of a parent I
Speaker 4: got to be my parent I could have had my dad.
Speaker 3: So how did you end up being a bum? You know?
Speaker 3: With with with all the privilege that you had?
Speaker 4: Hey, man, you know what, sometimes you never let your
Speaker 4: kids know that smarter than they are. You never have
Speaker 4: to know how the dogs part they are. You never
Speaker 4: let a kid know like, oh, you have an edge
Speaker 4: because of how intelligence all your kids.
Speaker 2: Let your kids know that they're stupid, uh and not
Speaker 2: capable some.
Speaker 3: To work hard. Teach them to work hard and that
Speaker 3: it'll usually pay off.
Speaker 2: Teach them that they will never imagine anything.
Speaker 3: And then are you.
Speaker 2: Saying that you didn't know that.
Speaker 3: Or you just didn't care, didn't.
Speaker 2: You give a no?
Speaker 3: I remember it still kind of give a fuck to
Speaker 3: be honest with you, like, I give a fucking now
Speaker 3: because ione to worry about he gave a fuck? No.
Speaker 2: Think about what this podcast would be if we cared,
Speaker 2: I mean, like hon it, like honest to god, or
Speaker 2: I was like if I was, I think about that
Speaker 2: every one when I was like, oh.
Speaker 4: Wow, if we really grinded for like maybe like genuinely
Speaker 4: six months, we'd be able to chill so much more.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, we'd be where where this where this should be.
Speaker 3: But like we are.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't want to say I don't want
Speaker 2: to use the word underachievers, but I can't think of
Speaker 2: a better word.
Speaker 3: Like kind of coming on my whole life, bro, I
Speaker 3: know exactly what I am, dude. The only way I
Speaker 3: tried it for is basketball. Then I realized, oh, I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna be able to fucking dunk from half court
Speaker 3: by the time I'm.
Speaker 4: Nineteen years old, So like from half court, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: start smoking weed and fucking white women. And they this
Speaker 4: guy watched fucking Space Jams. I can't do that.
Speaker 3: He just I'm getting moralized so.
Speaker 4: Very much, so a first round drop pick perspective. But
Speaker 4: they're like, I can't fly. What am I doing?
Speaker 2: Stretch my arm and dunk from half courts?
Speaker 4: My whole life, I was just trying to imitate Space Jam.
Speaker 4: I never really watched real basketball, so I was seeing people.
Speaker 3: Like do what they were doing in like high schools,
Speaker 3: Like these people just were all so normal. I don't
Speaker 3: I don't literally would probably be on on Lebron James's heels.
Speaker 3: If you would have went to the NBA but you
Speaker 3: watched Space Jam and got discouraged, like, damn, I can't
Speaker 3: do none of that ship, but you discouraged.
Speaker 2: I could only dunk as an eight year old like that,
Speaker 2: just I can't fly fly.
Speaker 3: That's such a crazy fucking concept to me.
Speaker 2: I would put you in an insane I would want
Speaker 2: you in an insane asylum. If I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this person thinks like Space Jam real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we could do that. We could do the show
Speaker 1: from an insane asylum. That'd be to accommodate him.
Speaker 3: I would that would be. I feel like if I
Speaker 3: was at a.
Speaker 2: Say you're screaming in the background the whole time, I
Speaker 2: would last.
Speaker 3: I would last hard.
Speaker 4: I would start laughing at shit too hard, and then
Speaker 4: I would be like, oh my god, this is this
Speaker 4: is terrible. Because I'm a my instincts are not the
Speaker 4: greatest all the time. My heart is like, oh I
Speaker 4: should do the right thing. Yeah, No, my mind is
Speaker 4: my mind is a good person's mind. My heart is
Speaker 4: not exactly a good person's mind. You just think I
Speaker 4: have the opposite, yeah problem, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your heart is good to your mind?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think I think we have the opposite
Speaker 2: situation going on.
Speaker 3: My mind is good.
Speaker 4: I think my heart is good, and it's like most
Speaker 4: center point where it's like a lot of blackened in
Speaker 4: one little little red heart shape that's like trying its hardest,
Speaker 4: but it's getting dimmer by the second.
Speaker 1: You're like a reverse grange where your heart shrinks constantly
Speaker 1: every Christmas.
Speaker 3: I'm kind. I'm a kind person. You're nice. I'm kind.
Speaker 3: I'm kind, all right, I reach out to people. I've
Speaker 3: I've been kind of both of you, guys. I'm almost
Speaker 3: kind to you guys. I guess all right, yeah, as
Speaker 3: in Gold. I know my problems, but I'm pretty decently kind. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I has been gold.
Speaker 2: You're you're all right. I guess you're fine. You're a right,
Speaker 2: I guess something. They're far worse, Yeah, far.
Speaker 3: I could be worse. I show you worse. I'll be
Speaker 3: worth starting from right now. I'll be so much worse.
Speaker 2: You see.
Speaker 3: That's that's that's where that's where my mind goes.
Speaker 1: Just like anytime like there's a problem, it's like all right,
Speaker 1: anytime anytime like people, I get it's unfortunate and I
Speaker 1: don't like this about me. But I if I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm an antagon if I'm in an antagonistic position,
Speaker 1: I will lean. I will like get the urge to
Speaker 1: lean fully to an antagonistic that Vie.
Speaker 3: Gets upset about me existing makes my day. Yeah, it's exciting.
Speaker 3: Like I think that is one of the worst traits
Speaker 3: a human can happen.
Speaker 2: I think actually, right, that's why trolls exist, right.
Speaker 4: Like it's really bad because like my my heart is like, like,
Speaker 4: especially if I'm not doing I'm not doing anything, there's
Speaker 4: one They're just a different dreg. It's like there's trolls
Speaker 4: that do it to like I'm gonna do this because
Speaker 4: it makes me upset. But for me, if I'm not
Speaker 4: doing anything you and I'm making you mad, oh it's over.
Speaker 4: You might as well you might as well jump off
Speaker 4: the broad and right now a fuck with you.
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like that's yeah, that's a very like say,
Speaker 2: so you have people that are racist, okay obviously, uh,
Speaker 2: they're just gonna be mad by you, just be default.
Speaker 2: And then there's the people that, like I only get
Speaker 2: like that in situations like traffic or something where there
Speaker 2: was a fucking guy honking at me when we couldn't go. Ye,
Speaker 2: Like he's behind me honking because the other lane's going
Speaker 2: but ours isn't, and he's honking, and I'm like, I
Speaker 2: want to park and beat the piss out of you
Speaker 2: because of just how astronomically stupid it is. It's so
Speaker 2: dumb that I'm like, I want to It's the only
Speaker 2: time I truly feel like violence. Yeah, like I want
Speaker 2: to kill you. Or a guy that fucking on the
Speaker 2: street right before my street. I have to turn left
Speaker 2: on that to get to my street because there is
Speaker 2: no turn. It's just the island blocking my micro So
Speaker 2: fucking there's a guy behind me honking when there's cars passing,
Speaker 2: and then when finally they passed by, he cuts me
Speaker 2: off and turns before me. He's behind me, and then
Speaker 2: he just goes up the street and parks. And I
Speaker 2: was like, so you're in a hurry, cauz literally just
Speaker 2: I was like, I I was gonna double park. Is pregnant,
Speaker 2: I've got to get home. Like if he if he
Speaker 2: had to ship his pants, I would have been like, okay, maybe,
Speaker 2: but you can tell, like he casually parked and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh.
Speaker 3: Wasting his pants as he like got out of the car.
Speaker 2: No, if he was, I would have been like, you know,
Speaker 2: I would have just give him a little you know
Speaker 2: what I mean.
Speaker 1: Maybe he cut you off, got to got to the
Speaker 1: parking lot, but it was too late, and he was
Speaker 1: just like, well, now I gotta do the slow walk
Speaker 1: of shame to make sure nothing I want.
Speaker 4: At that moment, I wish I had a pet bear
Speaker 4: that I could pick on people. Yeah, I'm like, go
Speaker 4: mall him right and kill almost kill him, don't let
Speaker 4: him die, don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where would you where did you? Where would you like?
Speaker 2: As you're driving?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like some of my pet bear, Like is it.
Speaker 1: In the car with you? Or is it like is
Speaker 1: it like you you're driving a car. But then there's
Speaker 1: like a sidecar, like a motorcycle side car connected to
Speaker 1: your car with.
Speaker 3: A it's a little bear. Yeah, a bear breaking into
Speaker 3: a car because they do that ship which is crazy.
Speaker 2: Or some guy like they breaking the bank accounts. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're crazy smart.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, in fact my ship. Yeah, so I've gotta
Speaker 3: get rebalanced. So there was this car that had like
Speaker 3: the slightest little bit of the window opening. A bear
Speaker 3: just went up to it literally and just started pulling
Speaker 3: the window and it broke the window open. But when
Speaker 3: it's doubled back, the bear fell on one of the
Speaker 3: baby bears. Oh hell yeah, and a baby bear let
Speaker 3: out like a little squawk and a mama bear like
Speaker 3: I shoved it out the way and went inside the
Speaker 3: car and got food out, and it was like four
Speaker 3: little bit baby bears are. So I forgot how cute
Speaker 3: baby bears are. Holy shit, they're adorable. Yeah, they most
Speaker 3: animals are really cute when they're I don't know, but
Speaker 3: I just because I was just I feel I feel
Speaker 3: like I proportionally shrunk down a bear to a baby,
Speaker 3: not exactly giving it like it's like, oh, this is
Speaker 3: a bear now, it's tiny. But I forgot they're like
Speaker 3: they like stand around and dance and.
Speaker 2: Ship, and I'm like, uh, you forgot what a bear was.
Speaker 3: I forgot that baby bears were as cute as they were,
Speaker 3: So you forgot what a bear was.
Speaker 2: Was basically I know what a bear is, no, but
Speaker 2: you just you just said you assumed that like a
Speaker 2: baby bear was a normal bear proportionally shrunk down, which
Speaker 2: is how nothing work.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen one in such a long time, and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, that's what a bear.
Speaker 2: No, but that's that's literally just not how anything functions.
Speaker 3: Ever call on a question of you thinking that you're smart.
Speaker 3: I never thought I was smart.
Speaker 2: Well, you talked about you when you said never let
Speaker 2: your children know how smart they are, which will imply
Speaker 2: that you were saying that you're smart, and you figured
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 3: Never figured it out because I was cold things and
Speaker 3: I was wrong.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't agree. I don't know. I don't agree. I
Speaker 3: don't agree. I got my brain slapped by sandals. I
Speaker 3: don't remember. That's crazy, man, Can I see h or
Speaker 3: did she? Did? She have some like that?
Speaker 1: That's why I've been wearing a hat actually, because the
Speaker 1: stars opening up again.
Speaker 2: When you went you went back to you went back home. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I went back home and they did it again and parked.
Speaker 2: I parked wrong in the driveway. And then and then
Speaker 2: my mom was like, come here you and she got
Speaker 2: the saw. She got this, she got this.
Speaker 1: It's a normal saw too. It's not even like a
Speaker 1: fucking buzz god. She's fucking yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're in big trouble quist the funk.
Speaker 3: You know that.
Speaker 2: You know that, like a wonder, wonder what's in a
Speaker 2: wonder ball, you know how like you cracked the wonderball open.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah about those things took her hands into your fucking
Speaker 3: head and split it a little bit, so he's a
Speaker 3: little bit of a slide comes out and you're like,
Speaker 3: oh man, that's the headache and the sound a slap
Speaker 3: on a wet brain would make something.
Speaker 2: Even makes sense to me. I love it.
Speaker 3: I love the premise of that.
Speaker 2: So in conclusion, uh ASTHM. Gold is a fucking disgusting
Speaker 2: freak for no reason.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no there's no good there's no good reasons,
Speaker 1: especially because there's no lore, there's no nothing richest ship,
Speaker 1: and he just chooses to still live like this, even
Speaker 1: with all the people still shitting on him about it.
Speaker 3: He still chooses he is.
Speaker 2: Can't be his house. He's essentially he's just defiant at
Speaker 2: this point. At this point, he's just defiant.
Speaker 3: It's not his home.
Speaker 1: If he's pulling some long con, then more congrats, because
Speaker 1: it's pretty convincing. But like, I don't know, I just
Speaker 1: the Awkins razors that if he's just grossed, like his
Speaker 1: reaction to the roach crawling on him not being like
Speaker 1: immediate like is enough to me to tell that like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is a common occurrence for him and he just
Speaker 1: doesn't care.
Speaker 2: I'll come here, little guy.
Speaker 3: People are not freaked out by in touching sociopaths. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're like, oh, I think another one.
Speaker 2: I me literally think it's only people that are around
Speaker 2: them all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's either people who are sensitized to them because they
Speaker 1: have work in that field, or they are literally sociopaths.
Speaker 3: They're psychopaths.
Speaker 4: Like I've let lady bugs crawl on me and didn't
Speaker 4: freak me out. I've let lady different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if if a lady bugs surprised me, I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 2: butterfly a lady They don't bother me. Caterpillars we're talking
Speaker 2: about pest man.
Speaker 4: Like You're thing is that I can respect the caterpillar
Speaker 4: because it becomes something I respect even more later on.
Speaker 2: But it's like, all right, cool, those aren't those things.
Speaker 2: It's such a free and far between, right, because they
Speaker 2: don't invade your home looking for food, they stay outside.
Speaker 3: You don't have a fucking butterfly problem in your house.
Speaker 2: Can you fucking imagine a butterfly problem?
Speaker 3: Beautiful? Wake up a bunch of beautiful fly.
Speaker 2: Fuck that would actually, honestly, that would scare the other
Speaker 2: day I would be scared because why there's so many.
Speaker 3: Like I hate.
Speaker 2: I hate the lightness of an insect.
Speaker 1: Like if I had to like walk through like a
Speaker 1: dense hallway full of butterflies and know that they were
Speaker 1: like grazing me, it's.
Speaker 3: Deeply I've been to the butterfly cafe. I've been to
Speaker 3: like I remember they at Madison's.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not, Oh my god, it was the there
Speaker 1: was like a butterfly thing in the bronx, the particlar,
Speaker 1: the Botanical Garden. I remember I would go to the
Speaker 1: Botanical Garden. I remember like walking through like the butterfly exhibit.
Speaker 2: It was cool, like I got it, but it was
Speaker 2: that's different than like a like like a like a
Speaker 2: really condensed hallway that is dense, if.
Speaker 4: It's den to pull the butterfly is a different thing
Speaker 4: because that's like you're gonna end up eating something.
Speaker 3: Doesn't touch. It's not a big deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah I was.
Speaker 4: I don't freaking on bee touch on my either. But
Speaker 4: I don't know if I'm bliged to bees on that
Speaker 4: I have been stung.
Speaker 3: You're probably not most likely. Oh bees, most people aren't.
Speaker 3: I've never I've never even got those people are. I'm
Speaker 3: just genuine ignorant to it.
Speaker 1: I got signed by a wasp and that's fucking sucked.
Speaker 1: But I hear bees.
Speaker 4: Lily got stung by a wasp on the lip, and
Speaker 4: I couldn't stop fucking laughing.
Speaker 3: That's that's a rough situation.
Speaker 2: Does that even happen?
Speaker 3: It landed on a drink. She's probably eating her daily helping.
Speaker 2: A wasp went.
Speaker 3: Inside the drinks. She sipped the drink and it stung
Speaker 3: her and she pulled her out, and.
Speaker 2: She didn't you know, she doesn't look at she doesn't
Speaker 2: look at the drink before she drinks it.
Speaker 3: Apparently it's inside the drink because it landed inside. It
Speaker 3: landed and went inside to drink, clearly while she wasn't
Speaker 3: paying attention or something.
Speaker 2: And just what do you mean? What do you mean?
Speaker 3: It landed in the drink like a can of something?
Speaker 3: I can went inside a can't? I see? Yeah, that's different,
Speaker 3: that's different. Yeah, okay, sorry, I could have been more specific.
Speaker 2: Because I was just like I was taking like an
Speaker 2: open cup or something. I was just like, how the
Speaker 2: you not looking? I just normally like look down at
Speaker 2: everything that I consume before, like.
Speaker 4: That before, and I think you have like a little
Speaker 4: bit on her lips done. I was like, I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna Warner.
Speaker 3: That is crazy. That's well anyway, it was puffed up.
Speaker 4: I was like, damn gang, yeah you thought it was
Speaker 4: probably you got the Kardashian huh.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, make it happen again.
Speaker 3: I don't expect the women enough to make this happening.
Speaker 3: I don't put a friend too women.
Speaker 2: I respect that well, but you got to tell me
Speaker 2: about you gotta tell me about this expose. A Apparently
Speaker 2: Chris has been exposed. I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna bring this up because I liked I
Speaker 1: don't really care enough about this. But it's vaguely interesting
Speaker 1: and he hasn't seen it.
Speaker 2: I am interested. Yeah, I don't know what.
Speaker 1: There's there's a video that's like it's an exposed Like
Speaker 1: I can't remember what it's called. The video is called
Speaker 1: like I dubs and Chris reaguan racist bigots to like
Speaker 1: self serving rebrand or something, and it's like complaining about
Speaker 1: the fact that we've like rebranded self serve. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it's funny too because it's it's so funny to choose
Speaker 1: idubs and me because it's like the two opposite things
Speaker 1: that you would do, like because IDs obviously like went
Speaker 1: out and apologized, yeah, and kind of like you know,
Speaker 1: had conversations with the community that had a problem with them,
Speaker 1: and I just did not because I just don't care.
Speaker 1: So like it is so neither neither option is is
Speaker 1: the right one?
Speaker 3: I guess.
Speaker 1: Uh so it makes me care even less, you know,
Speaker 1: if there was ever a problem.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, wait wait, okay did you so did
Speaker 2: you watch it?
Speaker 3: Or yeah?
Speaker 2: I did a stream? I stream I covered it on
Speaker 2: a stream. So what did they say that that that
Speaker 2: would count as you rebranding?
Speaker 1: I mean it was covering like old videos from like
Speaker 1: twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen, twenty sixteen, actually like the latest,
Speaker 1: which is like funny as hell that you would make
Speaker 1: it twenty twenty four video at a time when like,
Speaker 1: by the way, you have Melanie Mac the quartering Andrew Tate.
Speaker 3: It's no big deal, but definitely go back to steel
Speaker 3: fucking Pearl. What's pearl?
Speaker 2: Davis?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 4: They don't give a shit about people show you by
Speaker 4: a fucking by like Thorpe or what's the name of
Speaker 4: that fucking the mountain that real goal.
Speaker 3: I hope he fucking raw.
Speaker 2: Well, she's actually in the black folks, So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: we saw, I saw, I saw, I saw who she
Speaker 2: was messing with no longer and I was like I said,
Speaker 2: I said in an episode that I was like, I
Speaker 2: want to I want to ruin her life.
Speaker 3: So I'm no longer a milk man. I'm sorry. I
Speaker 3: had my milk. Well for for the good of the country,
Speaker 3: I think, for the for the good of the memes,
Speaker 3: I think that'd be fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like also like absolutely not me. I know
Speaker 4: why people out that I would do that.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, there's plenty of them that we're gonna have
Speaker 2: the cent out of soldiers, so it's cool.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, it's it's it's just it's so weird
Speaker 1: because it's just it it's a video that drudges up
Speaker 1: a lot of like, oh this is his this was
Speaker 1: like how he treated Cat Black and she I remember
Speaker 1: she said the Cat Black because like vdlat Black some fucking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like.
Speaker 1: Beyond like she's beyond reproach, like Cat Black has never
Speaker 1: made a mistake are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: And then like bringing Francesca Ramsey back in, It's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, just like ess holes like that. I'm
Speaker 1: just like at this point, like I don't know how
Speaker 1: anybody could blame me for not caring at this point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, like I just I I'm sorry. That's my
Speaker 1: apologies that I'm sorry. I don't care more than I do,
Speaker 1: but I just I can't pretend like this is even
Speaker 1: like twenty sixteen videos feel like.
Speaker 2: Literally, like what, that's almost ten years ago at this point.
Speaker 2: That's fucking nuts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, sorry, well it's eight so I don't know,
Speaker 3: Like so I remember. Sorry, So she picked apart.
Speaker 1: Like two videos like from like twenty sixteen or like
Speaker 1: twenty fifteen or something where like I was talking about
Speaker 1: BLM and I was talking about like I was, I
Speaker 1: was talking about like the All Lives Matter stuff at
Speaker 1: that time, which was like and I remember in the
Speaker 1: video I'm literally talking was like oh, like there's like
Speaker 1: the phrase is the phrase is fine?
Speaker 3: Like what's the big deal with the phrase? Obviously ignorant?
Speaker 1: Obviously right, but because as a phrase it's fine, But
Speaker 1: it's the people who use it who like use it
Speaker 1: in a way that like, oh, you can tell.
Speaker 4: That it's tangent account of measures to be like all
Speaker 4: that matters, like yes, lives matter. It's like, yeah, I
Speaker 4: get that, but that's not what I'm saying at the moment.
Speaker 4: Is like the weird thing and it's like I get that,
Speaker 4: and you would your parents are like, oh yeah, absolutely was.
Speaker 4: Yeah I would agree with that.
Speaker 1: I think the jokes and video are still pretty funny,
Speaker 1: but I think, like, yeah, I mean, of course my
Speaker 1: perspective on certain things that you should have shifted. But
Speaker 1: as I'm watching this, I can't help but think, like
Speaker 1: there's people with really prominent audiences right now calling people
Speaker 1: the N word on Twitter at this moment, talking about
Speaker 1: Jewish people controlling hurricanes to kill conservatives, and I'm just
Speaker 1: being like, what the fuck is this priority?
Speaker 3: Dude, Like, I just I can't.
Speaker 1: It's just I really do think it's like just terminally online,
Speaker 1: mentally ill people who just cannot let things go.
Speaker 4: I don't even think that's the case. I think what.
Speaker 2: Happened, What else could it possibly be that.
Speaker 3: It was targeting you? And I think that's why you
Speaker 3: heard about it? Why target Oh yeah, no, no, sure,
Speaker 3: Like the people sent it to me. People send to
Speaker 3: me there like.
Speaker 2: See he gave an explanation that they're mentally ill.
Speaker 4: What do you just think that this this fucking that
Speaker 4: bubble of people are It's just something that people are
Speaker 4: gonna constantly come in contact with Aventure as they get older,
Speaker 4: you know, people the the the twenty sixteen fifteenth sphere
Speaker 4: of the Internet and something people are gonna.
Speaker 3: He's constantly coming to content. No they won't and having
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: They won't be you know, I know because I have
Speaker 1: literal telemetry on my videos of that time, and those
Speaker 1: videos don't get any circulation, they're not in the algorithm.
Speaker 1: Like no, But what I'm saying is like to care
Speaker 1: about this, you would have had to have been sitting
Speaker 1: on this for literally almost a decade.
Speaker 4: I think just or damn near. I think she probably
Speaker 4: fucking went through the whole high dubs thing. She saw
Speaker 4: do his whole, his whole like.
Speaker 1: Yeah he was and the core conceived the video right
Speaker 1: by the way, is that like items didn't do enough?
Speaker 1: Like like his apology wasn't enough, that's what she Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't accept it, and it's like, okay, that's fair enough,
Speaker 1: Like whatever.
Speaker 3: I could give a fuck.
Speaker 2: I think it is insane, but it like I said,
Speaker 2: that's your opinion, go ahead and have it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can have it. But like the idea is
Speaker 3: just like oh.
Speaker 1: But then also Chris like and then like I was
Speaker 1: criticized because she was like, well he didn't even he
Speaker 1: didn't even say sorry, Like he didn't even like the
Speaker 1: bars in hell and he couldn't even reach the bar.
Speaker 3: He didn't even say sorry.
Speaker 1: It's like, well, obviously that's not that doesn't work. So
Speaker 1: like and also I'm not like I'm sorry, Like I'm
Speaker 1: just not sorry. I have so many people in my
Speaker 1: DA literally on stream there were a couple of people
Speaker 1: who like literally wrote and as I was talking about it,
Speaker 1: who told me and who continuously tell me. The last
Speaker 1: message DM I got about it was like a week ago,
Speaker 1: We're like, thanks for helping.
Speaker 3: You helped me to get out of the pipeline.
Speaker 2: So like, from where I'm sitting, I'm sitting at like
Speaker 2: what like a net neutral like impact on this world.
Speaker 3: It's just so my brain is so I don't even like.
Speaker 4: What what I don't understand is that on on side
Speaker 4: of eubs, right, I'm I know both of them. I
Speaker 4: think they're both pretty decent people. I dubs what I
Speaker 4: was not what you made. First and foremost, let's be
Speaker 4: very real.
Speaker 2: All right, you didn't make a video.
Speaker 3: Say the end word dozens of times.
Speaker 4: Granted I understood what he was talking about, but I
Speaker 4: think that is not the way to go about things.
Speaker 3: I admitted that. He admitted that eventually, Well the thing, and.
Speaker 4: It's just like I him apologizing him talking to these people,
Speaker 4: him acknowledging that he was wrong, first and foremost, I
Speaker 4: can name on my on two fingers that people have
Speaker 4: actually ever done that, really in this whiteness entire internet field,
Speaker 4: like about something like that that really was like I.
Speaker 2: Mean, fucking Cody co literally like literally just sucking it
Speaker 2: up and left, Who's I'm Alex, I'm Alex.
Speaker 4: But like but like no one really does that. So
Speaker 4: for Ian to be like, I was wrong, man, I
Speaker 4: made things that could have hurt people, and I was
Speaker 4: standing too close to the problem and I took a
Speaker 4: step back and I realized that was wrong. I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: I want to talk to people all that stuff like that.
Speaker 3: That is how you go about things. You may want
Speaker 3: more from him, but he did his dude.
Speaker 2: I want to right there. So in that video, did
Speaker 2: she say what she wanted?
Speaker 3: She wanted she wanted him to.
Speaker 2: I think she said something like I want him he
Speaker 2: should make a playlist for black creators, which I didn't understand.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means, elevate black voices. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I just weird.
Speaker 3: It was a weird.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately.
Speaker 3: I think he could if he wanted to. But also
Speaker 3: he's not expected. But that's the whole and the other thing.
Speaker 1: The other thing was like, uh participated in like live
Speaker 1: streams to raise money for like, which I think is
Speaker 1: like actually fair, Like I think it's fine criticism, I guess,
Speaker 1: especially considering like there's like a lot of lip service
Speaker 1: and it's like, yeah, okay, fine, yeah do it. But
Speaker 1: I don't think he necessarily needs to.
Speaker 3: I think exactly.
Speaker 2: I think this is this is so man, this is
Speaker 2: so fucking crazy. This was one of my main contingents.
Speaker 2: It was one of my main problems with you know,
Speaker 2: the quote unquote s j W's. It was I'm growing
Speaker 2: up in California, grew up with punks. I knew most
Speaker 2: of my friends were progressives, but they weren't ideologues. They
Speaker 2: weren't zealous about it. So there was the whole difference.
Speaker 2: There was that you were just people who just believed
Speaker 2: in progressive politics because fucking obviously dug right. And then
Speaker 2: there was these idiots that were always trying to you know,
Speaker 2: it's they it's the purity testing. Then there were always
Speaker 2: well it's because they don't.
Speaker 1: Understand how much they push people away, like they're they're
Speaker 1: if you're watching this right now, which you probably are,
Speaker 1: you are so fucking fortunate that I have morals, because
Speaker 1: there's like, you guys are like the least welcoming people
Speaker 1: on the planet. And I don't need that because I
Speaker 1: could give a fuck, right, But a lot of people
Speaker 1: are insecure they need that, like, oh, I need to
Speaker 1: find my community myself.
Speaker 2: I'm not good enough myself. I need people around me
Speaker 2: to rally around me. Otherwise I fuck, I'm fucking weak
Speaker 2: and empty. Like That's a lot of people, And that's
Speaker 2: why people jump the shark.
Speaker 1: That's why people fucking panda, That's why people like Turncoat
Speaker 1: is because like, this community is going to accept me
Speaker 1: no matter what I do.
Speaker 2: And what what's that community is? That maga crowd, Right,
Speaker 2: They're gonna be like, I don't care if you've molested
Speaker 2: a dog, Fucking what the hell you're so based Like
Speaker 2: your opinions on LLLI are epics, and it's like and so, actually.
Speaker 3: Why he's over there, like, oh I I allegedly saw
Speaker 3: to somebody I'm a jump ship over to this.
Speaker 1: Exactly, and it's all and it's like it's it's the
Speaker 1: sign of like mentally weak people, right, But also at
Speaker 1: the same time, how do you not acknowledge that that's true?
Speaker 1: And like self reflect on, like we're a bit we're
Speaker 1: a bit clicky, aren't we? Like we we should give
Speaker 1: them fewer reasons to poach people for no good reason,
Speaker 1: not to say that those people need to be like
Speaker 1: the people who are like mentally weak enough to be
Speaker 1: subjected to like oh, the the cult of adoration should
Speaker 1: be pandered to at all times, or like you have
Speaker 1: to walk on extralls around him, but like, holy shit, dude,
Speaker 1: apologize publicly got flogged by his audience for years and
Speaker 1: like people harassing because still to this day people are
Speaker 1: stalking him and like harassing him. It's like, is that
Speaker 1: if that's not enough? Like fine, but like the idea
Speaker 1: that that had your opinion is like tantamount is like
Speaker 1: insane and just drudging up old stuff that, by the way,
Speaker 1: looks like fish or price shit compared to like the
Speaker 1: majority of the stuff that I see on Twitter every
Speaker 1: goddamn day. You're just not You're unhinged and you're not
Speaker 1: mentally well, and there's really nothing that I can do
Speaker 1: for you if you are susceptible to propaganda to the
Speaker 1: point where you're going to be shifting from like I'm
Speaker 1: extremely right wing and then like two years later you're
Speaker 1: extremely left wing. I got bad news for you. You're
Speaker 1: just that part of the percentage of the population that
Speaker 1: was doomed from the start. Like you cannot be helped.
Speaker 1: You are the follower. And that's fine, I guess, because
Speaker 1: we have to put up with that.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think it's fine either, but like it's
Speaker 1: just it is what the situation is.
Speaker 2: I know what they are, they are.
Speaker 3: What they are they are.
Speaker 1: And by the way, the video ends, which this is
Speaker 1: my favorite part because like there are critiques of some
Speaker 1: older videos, they're like, oh, I agree with that. It's
Speaker 1: not a contradiction of what I believe now or have
Speaker 1: have believed for a while, but like, yeah, I agree
Speaker 1: with that criticism. I guess it was kind of like
Speaker 1: watching somebody fight a ghost where it was just like
Speaker 1: all right, I guess, and I agree with some of
Speaker 1: the criticisms. But then it gets to this point where
Speaker 1: it's like Francesca comes in and then it's like he
Speaker 1: tried to deny that this music video was about here,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I cannot believe they're still on this thing.
Speaker 1: They're still on this like that that the ant rust
Speaker 1: for the triggered video was exclusively about her, or like
Speaker 1: that it was about her at all, and they're still
Speaker 1: convinced by this, and it's like, I don't know what
Speaker 1: to tell you.
Speaker 3: It's just not true.
Speaker 1: It weakened the entire video by pointing that out, because
Speaker 1: it literally just makes you seem fucking insane. But if
Speaker 1: they want to believe that, like whatever, Like I really
Speaker 1: could give a fuck. These people have not been in
Speaker 1: my mind for years now and only appear when they
Speaker 1: themselves insert themself. Like the last time that I mentioned
Speaker 1: Francesca Ramsey, I think was probably on this show because
Speaker 1: she talked about me yeah and lied and said that
Speaker 1: like I paid IMDb to put her in my credits
Speaker 1: for my video, as if I give a fuck about IMDb,
Speaker 1: the guy who's like the guy who gets shit about like, oh,
Speaker 1: I've seen three movies, Yeah, I have an IMDb account.
Speaker 1: What are you serious? Why the fuck would I want
Speaker 1: you in the credits for anything? Why do I care
Speaker 1: about IMDb credits? I didn't do that. That was an
Speaker 1: accusation that that video is about her was an accusation,
Speaker 1: just completely false. The self sense attitude about like, oh,
Speaker 1: that could only be me because who else had who else?
Speaker 1: This is literally an argument who else was black and
Speaker 1: had dreadlocks in twenty seventeen?
Speaker 3: What the fuck my cousins? First off? But like what
Speaker 3: the fuck?
Speaker 2: Like, I don't even I think it is deranged to
Speaker 2: a point where, like I even if I was sorry,
Speaker 2: and there are aspects that I feel bad about, like
Speaker 2: I don't like that people like used my videos to
Speaker 2: be shitty to people, like obviously that sucks, and I
Speaker 2: probably would authentically apologize if that was all that was
Speaker 2: being asked.
Speaker 1: But the idea that it's also prepackaged with these like
Speaker 1: assumptions that like he fucking paid he paid IMDb to
Speaker 1: like put my name in his credit, so I would
Speaker 1: be forever attached to him.
Speaker 3: And he made so much money off of me.
Speaker 1: You were three videos lady like I don't know how
Speaker 1: to Halo made me a lot more money. Yeah, so like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know what I cannot I simply,
Speaker 1: I simply can't care.
Speaker 2: And with all due respect, fuck off, I think, And
Speaker 2: that's my approach.
Speaker 1: If you don't like my approach, then like maybe you
Speaker 1: should pray for more I Dubs is because you're not
Speaker 1: getting it from me.
Speaker 3: Well see, but that that is the that is the problem.
Speaker 2: Right there were saying thinking that I Dubs, let's be real,
Speaker 2: he went above and beyond. I Dubs actually went above
Speaker 2: and beyond because at the end of the day, when
Speaker 2: you think about the stuff that he did where he
Speaker 2: was making edgy jokes, there were jokes. At the end
Speaker 2: of the day, you don't you don't have to like them.
Speaker 2: I don't care, it doesn't matter. They were jokes. At
Speaker 2: the end of the day, he wasn't purposefully trying to
Speaker 2: harm someone. He wasn't actually going after people too with
Speaker 2: the purpose of destroying their lives. Things that are actually
Speaker 2: going on when we mentioned content creators who are actually
Speaker 2: trying to harm marginalized groups. We were literally trying to
Speaker 2: do stuff like that, and so I dubs the idea
Speaker 2: of making.
Speaker 1: Jokes, the idea that intent doesn't matter is ridiculous, especially
Speaker 1: now when there's so many people with.
Speaker 2: Finish Francisco Ramsey, who's a cat black, and then a
Speaker 2: lot of other people, these zealous there were a lot
Speaker 2: of all these people have like progressive ideals, but then
Speaker 2: there is these ones that try to take it too far,
Speaker 2: like this person that made this video very like nothing's
Speaker 2: good enough, moving goalposts. That's gonna continuously fucking happen with
Speaker 2: these people. And then you just don't painting to those
Speaker 2: people anymore.
Speaker 3: Yea.
Speaker 2: Their voices mostly died out. And then when you think
Speaker 2: about it, say you me, there are people who are
Speaker 2: always progressive and I don't know how your interactions have
Speaker 2: been a lot, but there's a lot of progressive content
Speaker 2: creators who would be considered bread tube. We're cool, We're fine,
Speaker 2: We're we're we I talked to a lot of these people,
Speaker 2: they're chill. There's these like I don't talk I don't
Speaker 2: talk to Francesca Ramsey or but like those people when
Speaker 2: they bursting onto the scene and one thing that they
Speaker 2: didn't understand. There was a guy that was friends with
Speaker 2: Sargon that recently who says something about, oh, they won
Speaker 2: the culture ward. This that they were talking about pronouns.
Speaker 2: It was a that pronoun Starfield thing. This guy was
Speaker 2: freaking out saying things like, oh, so it turns out
Speaker 2: you weren't actually against their their politics. You cared about
Speaker 2: them being pieces of shit and like a like assholes.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, yes, yes, of course that guy was
Speaker 2: mad thinking that we didn't like those people because they're
Speaker 2: on the left. I'm like, that was never the fucking
Speaker 2: argument with a lot of us. We were fine with.
Speaker 2: What they were arguing is they were being so fucking
Speaker 2: hostile about it. They were being over the top about
Speaker 2: this frustration.
Speaker 3: And I've been transparent about this from day one.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was so frustrated to see perspectives
Speaker 1: that I agreed with portrayed so irresponsibly and so stupidly
Speaker 1: and so so categorically dumb, right, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like, and I was.
Speaker 1: It just bothered the hell out of me, Like you
Speaker 1: couldn't like what what precludes you? Like some of the
Speaker 1: best left wing comedians ever were like the most offensive ones, yes,
Speaker 1: and like the idea that that would like preclude you.
Speaker 1: It's just like I don't get that, Like it's crazy,
Speaker 1: I think, George Carlin, are you serious?
Speaker 4: It all boils down to the idea of these people
Speaker 4: trying to uh, these people, whether there's genuitis and genuous
Speaker 4: or not. I think that a conversation would have been
Speaker 4: better than directed pinpoint and content at people. I think
Speaker 4: either way, yeah, probably either way, I think it would
Speaker 4: have been better. Unfortunately, think I think obviously, hindsight is
Speaker 4: twenty twenty of course, uh standing, we're able to take
Speaker 4: a step back now and see like, oh, maybe a
Speaker 4: genuine conversation. But I think it became too much about
Speaker 4: personality and perspectives on probably either side where it's like, oh,
Speaker 4: Chris Raccon is kind of an asshole, I don't want
Speaker 4: to deal with them. When better is someone does something
Speaker 4: that stupid, especially at the time, at that time when
Speaker 4: it was actually fairly much easier to interact as content
Speaker 4: creators because now everybody's in their camps, like everybody's already
Speaker 4: up in their fucking towers with their beliefs, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: because we we we unfortunately now have people who really
Speaker 4: really really suck that.
Speaker 3: But that's what I mean.
Speaker 2: They like their back Like even even.
Speaker 4: Angel Tait sucks so fucking sucks. Aiden Ross is a
Speaker 4: These motherfuckers are idiots. These are actually dumb.
Speaker 1: Unlike objectively racist idiots, more like just unapologized like these.
Speaker 2: So when I see a video in SO, when I
Speaker 2: see SO, when I see a video in twenty twenty
Speaker 2: four about twenty sixteen to me, and I watched the clips,
Speaker 2: and it just seems like the worst it seems like
Speaker 2: is that like a loosely like out of touch liberal
Speaker 2: who is not terminally online, right, so it's like all
Speaker 2: lives matter. What's the problem that sounds like it makes sense,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Or like you know what I mean? Or like you
Speaker 3: hate cops just because they're cops. What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Like surely there must be good cops, like holistically right,
Speaker 1: Like there's nothing what exactly.
Speaker 4: Precludes disagreeing with these persons. That's what makes it even
Speaker 4: more stupid, Like you're not disagreeing.
Speaker 2: Well, you've known me for for like the entire time known,
Speaker 2: so you know this.
Speaker 3: So I know I know directly you're not You're not
Speaker 3: a bigoting, fucking insane person not to but also soldly
Speaker 3: to you. But like, I mean, yeah, that's true, that
Speaker 3: is true.
Speaker 4: You're standing, You're You're like, oh, I don't need to
Speaker 4: I don't need to fucking claim its like it's like
Speaker 4: saying you're fucking crazy, as like, oh, that's wild, I'm
Speaker 4: racist And to your come home too black friend to
Speaker 4: hang out with more than anyone else around, well that, to.
Speaker 1: Be fair, that is the excuse. I well, I have
Speaker 1: black friends, you know, like I get it from that.
Speaker 4: I understand that, right. But you can say that all
Speaker 4: you want. But then there's people that are like, oh
Speaker 4: I have a black friend, yeah, but their closest friends
Speaker 4: are usually not that You're like.
Speaker 3: Oh I have a black yeah, they're not a black person.
Speaker 2: They're not on their podcasts.
Speaker 3: It's not like you don't actually.
Speaker 2: Separate, you don't actually use that as an excuse, which
Speaker 2: you just you just live it. And that's why somebody
Speaker 2: on the outside, like Kingston pointed out saying, like, that's
Speaker 2: real of the post to you literally using it as
Speaker 2: a scapegal because you have one guy that you met
Speaker 2: in high school or something.
Speaker 3: I met Jalen and I'm automatically not how could I
Speaker 3: be racist, but like, but it's it's just's those arguments where.
Speaker 2: It's like most yeah, most of my friends are black
Speaker 2: and Puerto Rican actually, like if you if you want
Speaker 2: to be weirdly focused on that, I guess, yeah, it's
Speaker 2: just Look, I just want people that are listening around
Speaker 2: to understand and if some of these progressive ideological people
Speaker 2: happen to be perking their ears up and listening to
Speaker 2: the segment at all. For I'm speaking for myself, I'm
Speaker 2: technically speaking for Chris because I've known him. There's a
Speaker 2: few other people who were making similar content to us
Speaker 2: that it was never about oh, just liberal policies or
Speaker 2: progressive politics are bad.
Speaker 3: It was always about.
Speaker 2: Motherfucker's censoring things, trying to move gold posts and act
Speaker 2: like what you're doing is not good enough, being hostile
Speaker 2: towards everybody not trying to they always say, they always say,
Speaker 2: you know, you know, they always say this, like, oh,
Speaker 2: you catch more flies with honey or some bullshit like that,
Speaker 2: Like the thing of like not renouncing some ship, like
Speaker 2: the fact that Items renounced his bullshit right and was
Speaker 2: like he disavows it. That not being good enough on
Speaker 2: its own is fucking insane, because what you really want
Speaker 2: at the end of the day is say there's a
Speaker 2: racist person. What you want at the end of the
Speaker 2: day is for him to not be racist anymore.
Speaker 3: Exactly, they want they want them dead, well, they want
Speaker 3: them well, that's even that's problematic. That hyper you know.
Speaker 1: What, it's specifically, it's specifically right wing. It's specifically like
Speaker 1: there's no room for rehabilitation. Yeah, what do you mean,
Speaker 1: execute them, get rid of the person. What do you mean,
Speaker 1: like there's no way to the people can't improve, people
Speaker 1: can't change. What are you talking about? It's it's so
Speaker 1: ironic that like, I don't know, get get fucked off.
Speaker 4: What needs what we've had before this ending to say
Speaker 4: this is a thing right people out there that are
Speaker 4: the using extreme leftist people, these are very left leaning people.
Speaker 4: We really, truly, honestly, we do agree with you on
Speaker 4: a lot of the policies you guys go for.
Speaker 3: We really do. We think those things are important, and
Speaker 3: we think those things do need to be spoken about. Oftentimes,
Speaker 3: people that were speaking about them, a lot of us
Speaker 3: don't agree that they were not people to be speaking
Speaker 3: about those things. We should not have people that are
Speaker 3: not academics trying to push academics in a very pseudo
Speaker 3: pop sort of like, uh, click, it's not healthy.
Speaker 1: For BuzzFeed was not the place to be pushing politics.
Speaker 1: They just didn't know to handle it. They were so irresponsible.
Speaker 4: It wasn't it wasn't it wasn't helpful for our perspectives.
Speaker 3: I think that you you're the the things you guys stand
Speaker 3: for are things that are worth being stood for.
Speaker 4: But I think we have to instead of picking, uh,
Speaker 4: picking at people that have maybe had some perspectives that
Speaker 4: were not the best, but they were genuinely pushing for
Speaker 4: the betterment of people. There are people that are bad, Like,
Speaker 4: there are really fucked up people out there, and for
Speaker 4: you to choose your time to focus on someone though
Speaker 4: Chris is an idiot, he says dumb shit sometimes, he
Speaker 4: is not the person for for any of us to
Speaker 4: be aiming our hatred at.
Speaker 3: There's literally a sex trafficker popular I just like, like
Speaker 3: it's that, that's the question.
Speaker 2: You're not You're no friend of You're no friend of mine.
Speaker 2: Get fucked. I like, I can agree with you night
Speaker 2: and day. I don't need you to like me.
Speaker 1: I don't need to like you I could give a
Speaker 1: fuck because my my my political uh you know, preferences
Speaker 1: begin an at policy. I could give a fuck if
Speaker 1: you don't like me, If you like me, cool, I'm
Speaker 1: sitting next to you and I'm gonna laugh. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: make you fucking uncomfortable as fuck when we win an election,
Speaker 1: and then I'll leave and I'll spit at you get
Speaker 1: fucked to get away from that.
Speaker 3: We make jokes, we say from so I feel.
Speaker 1: This is, this is what I'm saying. It's like this
Speaker 1: is I can feel the green goblin coming out again,
Speaker 1: and that.
Speaker 2: That's so unimportant. That's exactly the whole thing us making
Speaker 2: edgy jokes or whatever. It's so unimportant to the policies
Speaker 2: that that we advocate, and that here's there's a disparity people.
Speaker 1: People get so angry with us on this show sometimes
Speaker 1: because because when we focus on politics, because we're just
Speaker 1: so left wing, it's it's.
Speaker 3: It's, it's it is. Let me say something like, we.
Speaker 2: Are so left wing that it is somewhat obnoxious.
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 1: If you're not from If you're not like I could
Speaker 1: see why that would be annoying.
Speaker 3: Podcast will be like, bro, stop talking about America.
Speaker 1: Right right, right, But like that's what's so funny is
Speaker 1: that like these the video it's like it's like here's
Speaker 1: one video or two videos from twenty sixteen and a
Speaker 1: video from twenty twenty where he refuses.
Speaker 3: To apologize, which is like I still do uh.
Speaker 1: But then it's like here's five years of hours and
Speaker 1: hours and hours of content not just on here, but
Speaker 1: on Sacred Tibles where I also am like the like
Speaker 1: the main progressive voice on that show whenever politics comes up.
Speaker 1: And it's like, none of that counts because you don't
Speaker 1: care to look into it. You don't care to know,
Speaker 1: and that's fine. You don't have to know everything about everybody.
Speaker 1: But if you don't know everything about what you're talking about,
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. That's a lesson I learned that
Speaker 1: you should you could probably learn from.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's so in conclusion to get fun.
Speaker 2: If you want to make a make a video on
Speaker 2: Chris Reagan on say maybe it once you've done the research.
Speaker 3: And that's one thing. Look, I want to say something.
Speaker 2: I want to I want to shout out somebody who
Speaker 2: at least like made a video on old video that
Speaker 2: and I was a part of it. It was that
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I forget what that app was that
Speaker 2: we all it was like the first planted thank you.
Speaker 2: It was like one of the first ponsorships we ever got.
Speaker 2: And then it just turned out to be kind of shitty.
Speaker 2: But it wasn't.
Speaker 3: People try to blow it out of proportion.
Speaker 2: It literally is nothing when you think about, oh, it
Speaker 2: didn't do exactly what it said it was gonna do.
Speaker 2: The greedy company and then they were trying to shit
Speaker 2: on creators for accepting. It's like, how the fuck was
Speaker 2: I supposed to know what these people were gonna do
Speaker 2: or what they were trying to sell. So it was
Speaker 2: just like, oh, they tried to make it a big deal.
Speaker 2: In hindsight, it was fucking nothing. However, so a creator
Speaker 2: a Turkey Tom trying to want to make a video
Speaker 2: about it, and instead of just guessing what, he fucking
Speaker 2: reached out to everybody that was involved. Yeah, he DM
Speaker 2: me and he's like, hey, man, like like from his perspective,
Speaker 2: like give me, like what's up, and I want to know,
Speaker 2: like what's going on. I was like, sure, of course
Speaker 2: I'll talk to you, because you're trying to actually do
Speaker 2: fucking the most basic journalism possible. Yeah, talking to the
Speaker 2: person before including them in a video, and so that's
Speaker 2: how he operates. And I met for people that operate
Speaker 2: that way. Then you have this fucking lunatic that made
Speaker 2: a video about you. Didn't ask any questions, made assumptions.
Speaker 2: It was like I once saw a video on me
Speaker 2: calling me a fucking grifter. I didn't I saw. I
Speaker 2: did see the video. I saw the somebody sent me
Speaker 2: the thumbnail. Check this out, and I was like, well,
Speaker 2: to be honest, I don't even want to watch it
Speaker 2: because it's I'm I'm so far from being like I
Speaker 2: was the worst gripped on the planet because I make
Speaker 2: no money from my YouTube channel.
Speaker 3: I was just like, how am I agree? That bothered
Speaker 3: me too.
Speaker 1: By the way, in the video they talk about how
Speaker 1: like they stopped making anti sw videos when it became
Speaker 1: not profitable, and it's like, mother, are you stupid?
Speaker 3: Are you so fucking stupid?
Speaker 2: The fucking quartering is a millionaire, he makes millions of
Speaker 2: dollars media, but here's the fucking daily Wire didn't tell
Speaker 2: me that it's not fucking profitable.
Speaker 1: They don't understand, like, this is why it's so difficult
Speaker 1: for me to take a lot of this criticism.
Speaker 3: How do they not understand? Do they do they not
Speaker 3: know the quartering exists?
Speaker 2: I guess not, Like they make so much more money
Speaker 2: than we've ever made ever in months. So I'm just like,
Speaker 2: how could you accuse us of getting off the train
Speaker 2: when it was the most.
Speaker 3: Lucrative Look, look, look, look look crazy.
Speaker 2: Say I know, and it's stupid. Andy Pant's gaming that
Speaker 2: piece of ship went from making gay regular content and
Speaker 2: then and then saying, oh, video games are all gay.
Speaker 3: Dude, he made a lot of our video games gay.
Speaker 2: And that is a that is a recent one where
Speaker 2: the felb nails is really funny. To be fair, it's
Speaker 2: like fat master Chief in a wheelchair and it says
Speaker 2: master Chief is black, disabled and gay, and it's like,
Speaker 2: gotta be honest, can be honest?
Speaker 3: Well, one like, I kind.
Speaker 2: Of I think I just saw I just saw a
Speaker 2: clip of one of his videos because somebody shared it
Speaker 2: on Twitter or something.
Speaker 3: I'm all the way back to thinking he is. I
Speaker 3: think I might believe that too.
Speaker 2: I think, you know, he made a motivational like being
Speaker 2: a man video with like motivational like soldiers in the
Speaker 2: background and like inspirational music, giving advice to be masculine.
Speaker 2: He's like, listen, you're not gay, you're not trans, you're
Speaker 2: not pan sexual, You're not And I was like, oh.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, this is this isn't real, it's
Speaker 3: not really all in all right. I think I think
Speaker 3: the the need for conversation has has been going on
Speaker 3: for a long time. Uh, we're not We're not the villains, man,
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry to say, you villain ignore rising, you know, no, no,
Speaker 3: Christ christis in a mode.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: There are two wolves.
Speaker 2: Both of them are hostile.
Speaker 3: One's gay and one is really gay gay.
Speaker 2: One's gay and the other is gay.
Speaker 3: The wolf spectating them is gay as well. The third
Speaker 3: wolf is looking from across the room, jerking off.
Speaker 4: I just we're not the enemies, you know, like, uh like, look,
Speaker 4: you're you're a black, you're a black woman, right like
Speaker 4: this just like me, and you also hispanic, just like me.
Speaker 3: To unfortune, I'm sorry, we're bored up. She's black Mexican,
Speaker 3: No I do, oh Mexican. I assume this was like,
Speaker 3: she's not Caribbean, but she's just met like technically, okay,
Speaker 3: that's that's I think that's crazy that I might know
Speaker 3: who this is. You probably do.
Speaker 2: I think I might know who this is now now
Speaker 2: that you're because I didn't know she was black. I
Speaker 2: probably know who this is because I've seen this one
Speaker 2: black creator make those same arguments about I dubs and
Speaker 2: about elevating black voices and doing this, and.
Speaker 3: Like maybe, but okay, look and I think in an
Speaker 3: fty signifier video, actually I think it might Oh my god,
Speaker 3: it might be the same person, the same person.
Speaker 4: Listen this right at the end of the day, at
Speaker 4: the end of the day, Chris is even willing to
Speaker 4: acknowledge his wrongs and and falseness in the video. You
Speaker 4: can watch it. We're in we're in our comedy pocket
Speaker 4: right now, and we're making jokes. But he was able
Speaker 4: to acknowledge his wrongs. If you ever wanted to directly
Speaker 4: talk to him, I'm sure he would just talk to you,
Speaker 4: and you'd be able to get a very constructive and
Speaker 4: concise view on him, because we we grow and we change.
Speaker 3: I don't think they care fucking years.
Speaker 2: It's because I don't think if she cares, she she
Speaker 2: would have heard well, yes, yes, eight years ago.
Speaker 3: I wonder if he still believes that I'll d m
Speaker 3: her that's normally.
Speaker 4: Look, let's just say that didn't cross our mind. She
Speaker 4: wasn't at that perspective. I think it's a little while
Speaker 4: that didn't cross our mind. But there, right, there is
Speaker 4: there's chronicles, chronicles of him being a person that is
Speaker 4: at least half decent, you know, is so heavenly chronicled,
Speaker 4: you know, like me, I I look, I put myself
Speaker 4: on a number one person, right, I say, ship that
Speaker 4: will make I could say, should that make a clansman?
Speaker 3: Be like, yo, chilly.
Speaker 2: Stupid jokes is not It's not a litmus test for
Speaker 2: if you have good character.
Speaker 4: But what happens is that a lot of people, a
Speaker 4: lot of people that have our sets of humor. Unfortunately,
Speaker 4: unfortunately they fall into certain groups. Let's let's here, We're
Speaker 4: not that I.
Speaker 2: Think there might be hold on, I think there might
Speaker 2: be crossover. But here's the thing. Yeah, a lot of
Speaker 2: shows and stuff that we that we that we watch,
Speaker 2: your consumed over the years, and comedians that we consumed.
Speaker 2: Let's just let's just say, let's just say George Colin,
Speaker 2: for example, it was he was name dropped already. There
Speaker 2: are so many normies that like this guy, and they
Speaker 2: don't know anything about Nick Flintes or what was that
Speaker 2: Richard spin You don't know anything about that ship.
Speaker 4: There's a there's an online ness that comes.
Speaker 2: From there is a they're mad that like, oh, even
Speaker 2: though like so many people have dark and stupid and
Speaker 2: immature and childish sense of humors, and they're acting like
Speaker 2: it's just these people, it's just the And I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's not even that's not even a thing. It just
Speaker 2: I again, And this is what happens when you're just
Speaker 2: terminally online. You forget that real regular fucking people will
Speaker 2: go to comedy clubs and hear people say the dumbest
Speaker 2: fucking bullshit and then just go back to their lives.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: We'll laugh at things, not.
Speaker 2: Thinking about anything about like oh, I don't like black
Speaker 2: people are gay people.
Speaker 4: They're not having those thoughts. I say a lot of
Speaker 4: fun all the time, right, I say a lot of
Speaker 4: funks all the time. I do a lot of fun.
Speaker 4: Why my sense of humor is why?
Speaker 3: Why? Why? Because I think it's funny? Exactly. You don't
Speaker 3: need to go any further than that, you know, like
Speaker 3: you obviously obviously you don't need to go any further.
Speaker 3: Just be other than words.
Speaker 4: You know, like I I I stand by my gay friends.
Speaker 4: Whenever something really fucked that happens, I vocalize how yes,
Speaker 4: how much I.
Speaker 3: Think get stupid? You know, I understand, do you know
Speaker 3: I think it's a problem. How much you're explaining.
Speaker 4: I think it's a problem. I'm explaining, But why this
Speaker 4: is what this person wants? So I'm gonna talk at
Speaker 4: least trying to at least no, you know, at least
Speaker 4: what happens is they can never say I didn't at
Speaker 4: least try to come forward and talk to them about this, Okay,
Speaker 4: I I that's why to I try to be a
Speaker 4: person where though I may say fuck things, I try
Speaker 4: to stand on these certain morals that I have, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and look at it annoys me that you even
Speaker 3: have to say that.
Speaker 4: I feel like I shouldn't always have to say it.
Speaker 4: But this is this is it takes at a certain point,
Speaker 4: it'll be a disconnected to one person attempts to connect
Speaker 4: at that moment. Afterwards, it's no longer up to you're
Speaker 4: can You've only done so.
Speaker 5: Much the thing that by this it's like it's like
Speaker 5: you could I being mad at me not saying or
Speaker 5: saying whatever I want, right, if me, if me coming
Speaker 5: to you at a point where like if I make
Speaker 5: if I mess up something right, i'd say I'm sorry
Speaker 5: if you want a sorry, right.
Speaker 3: I don't know what that helped. I really hope that's
Speaker 3: not me.
Speaker 2: Well, he's kind of like, I'll be so offended your.
Speaker 3: Little old, little, old older old Owld Kingston.
Speaker 1: God enough, but I actually want to like this actually
Speaker 1: kind of plays into a part of it. Like one
Speaker 1: of the big things that she said, like I'm sure
Speaker 1: you I don't know if you were at that point
Speaker 1: in the stream because you were in the chat a
Speaker 1: little bit was like the ends, like the insistence that
Speaker 1: this character, this cartoon character in this animated video, which
Speaker 1: by the way, I didn't draw and had no if
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 3: I literally just gave the lyrics to an artist.
Speaker 1: Uh huh was supposed to be Francisca Ramsey, right insistence,
Speaker 1: because no other black woman in twenty seventeen had dreadlock. Apparently,
Speaker 1: she reached out to the artists because she was like
Speaker 1: something doesn't like you mean to tell me you invented
Speaker 1: that design from nothing, Like you didn't have a reference
Speaker 1: for for this character. You you just it just happens
Speaker 1: to look stereotypically, It just happens to look like Francesca Ramsey.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: It doesn't really, but her inability to understand that you
Speaker 1: can just make up a fucking design for a person
Speaker 1: as you're drawing without a reference is insane, especially because
Speaker 1: the parts of this video where she's not showing clips
Speaker 1: is her drawing. So she's an artist who can't conceptualize
Speaker 1: that people can make things up reference. Yeah, she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she said, she's a well yeah, well one of the
Speaker 1: things is, like she said, she said literally like as
Speaker 1: an art major, which I'm like going, well, so look,
Speaker 1: I look, I don't mean look, I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: be uncharitable. I'm I'm as uncharitable as as you are
Speaker 1: to me quite frankly, right, I am open to communicating,
Speaker 1: and I in that stream, I think I did a
Speaker 1: pretty good job of like explaining like why I'm starky
Speaker 1: and I'm a little stand office for sure.
Speaker 3: But like there are things that I agree with.
Speaker 1: But then like when you just throw these lies in
Speaker 1: where it's just like this is definitely based on this
Speaker 1: and this is the proof that I have, It's just.
Speaker 3: Like it's not proof at all.
Speaker 2: I just don't understand what the Why would I Why
Speaker 2: would I lie about it? If if that was Francesca
Speaker 2: Ramsey in the video, I would say.
Speaker 3: It because I hate videos about it. That's what I
Speaker 3: wanted to before, because they still hate you.
Speaker 2: If she's watching this video, if she watched this segment
Speaker 2: at all, if somebody made this her attention, no shot,
Speaker 2: I would like, yeah, probably not, But like I would
Speaker 2: like to know what would happen if Chris said it
Speaker 2: was her. I want to know that. What would that change?
Speaker 2: What you will get? It's a weird. It's such a
Speaker 2: weird thing.
Speaker 1: They're convinced that I'm trying to lie about it by
Speaker 1: saying it's not her.
Speaker 3: But it's like there's no reason.
Speaker 2: And it's like and think about It's like, oh, if
Speaker 2: he's lying, is there some kaya gotcha?
Speaker 3: What does it do?
Speaker 2: That's what That's what that's like. Move past it. It
Speaker 2: does nothing. Even if he was lying about it, it
Speaker 2: doesn't do anything.
Speaker 4: How about how about instead of all of that, just
Speaker 4: just talk to us. How about you just you come,
Speaker 4: you you reach out, you reach out, and instead of that,
Speaker 4: you come, you have a seat with them.
Speaker 2: Let me look it man looks so First of all,
Speaker 2: again why I brought up Turkey Tom? I said, like this,
Speaker 2: I think this would already would happened. Number two, this
Speaker 2: is not Remember when Lacey Green tried to talk to
Speaker 2: anti sj w's and a lot of those progressive ideologues
Speaker 2: were just.
Speaker 3: Shitting on her. They were upset at her. And those
Speaker 3: are the same people.
Speaker 2: This person obviously is one of those people that would
Speaker 2: be upset at Lacey Green for trying to extend an
Speaker 2: olive branch. That's not everybody she was defending.
Speaker 1: I mean, she was defending Cat Black, who like went
Speaker 1: on an unhinged rant for hours and hours and hours
Speaker 1: for several days on end about how like it was
Speaker 1: just like not right of her to date Man and
Speaker 1: all this stuff.
Speaker 3: All right, right, that's that's Cat Black.
Speaker 2: That's Cat Black.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And that's why I personally like, look, I don't
Speaker 1: know anything about Cat Black's like professional life. Maybe she's talented,
Speaker 1: maybe she does good stuff. I really don't care. My
Speaker 1: gripe with her is personal. It's actually the only personal
Speaker 1: gripe that I have with anybody on this platform because
Speaker 1: for no fucking good reason, you like went after my
Speaker 1: girlfriend at the time and sent a shit ton of
Speaker 1: harassment her way for literally not even an opinion, not
Speaker 1: even like a bad take, literally just literally a personal decision.
Speaker 1: And no, I'm not interested in pretending like that's like
Speaker 1: a worthy fucking characteristic fuck cat black to the end
Speaker 1: of the earth.
Speaker 2: She fucking drew me with a Nazi armband with a slack.
Speaker 2: She drew me in one of her fucking videos. It
Speaker 2: was it fire exactly. No, if the drawing looked like me, no,
Speaker 2: you know what it was. It was a fucking caricature
Speaker 2: of a black person. And then no, it would have
Speaker 2: been if it looked like me, I would have been like, Yo,
Speaker 2: this is fire.
Speaker 3: You are a I don't know if it was a.
Speaker 2: Caricature of like just some just some random niga with
Speaker 2: an aran on, but it was supposed to be, like
Speaker 2: you said you.
Speaker 4: I think you did this, he called me because because
Speaker 4: of the some black guy ship, you've often been used
Speaker 4: as random niggas. I don't know why, so many like well,
Speaker 4: it's more than anyone I ever met.
Speaker 1: As the idea that people would type in Google some
Speaker 1: black eye and not just black guy.
Speaker 3: So confusing.
Speaker 4: That's what's so confusing and I'm like, when you asked
Speaker 4: me for the clip for the audio, because I didn't
Speaker 4: give you the audio gimes, I didn't believe what was
Speaker 4: going on. I was like, why did everybody think Derek died?
Speaker 3: Like what?
Speaker 4: And then I saw that on the internet one time
Speaker 4: and I was like, Lily, is that Derek?
Speaker 3: She was like, did he die? We saw him a
Speaker 3: week of that. I don't think he. I was like scared, like,
Speaker 3: did Derek actually fucking did he ask me for his
Speaker 3: last wish?
Speaker 4: And I just ignored, didn't like did I did? I
Speaker 4: just am I that kind of guy?
Speaker 2: Can you imagine? Just like anyway, man.
Speaker 3: A lot right now?
Speaker 4: Would your mind is sending me a quick thank you
Speaker 4: die faster?
Speaker 2: But yeah, anyway, Yeah, some of these people are assholes.
Speaker 2: That's really the biggest takeaway. Some of these people are
Speaker 2: asking you the best, miss.
Speaker 3: I hope you.
Speaker 4: I hope you can understand that people change, and though
Speaker 4: sometimes people are allowed to change of their opinions.
Speaker 3: But look, at the end of the day, we don't
Speaker 3: owe you.
Speaker 4: People don't owe you this grand standing gallivantingness of like
Speaker 4: changing platforms. I think Ian did a very good job.
Speaker 4: He could do more for real, because he needs to
Speaker 4: do more. At the same time, I don't exactly think
Speaker 4: he does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I think he did more. No, no, no no.
Speaker 3: I said if he wants, if he would like to
Speaker 3: do more.
Speaker 2: I just don't understand what is even mentioning that as
Speaker 2: anything like, because what it sounds like to.
Speaker 3: Me is you're pandering the hert. I'm not pandering.
Speaker 2: Well, if he wants to do more, what do you
Speaker 2: mean what that is? He doesn't need to do It's fine.
Speaker 4: I'm saying, he card stop if he could he wanted to.
Speaker 4: But at the same time, it's up to him. You
Speaker 4: know he doesn't You don't.
Speaker 2: Yes, hard stop, It's it's fine. It doesn't need to
Speaker 2: be the best. Also, fun off you know with with this.
Speaker 4: Please aims heat at people that are trying to marry
Speaker 4: under a children, that are selling women.
Speaker 2: I'm sure she does, but she does. I feel like
Speaker 2: I don't know anything about her.
Speaker 4: I can't say we'll jump on your team for those niggas.
Speaker 4: If you want to attack those motherfuckers, please, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna hitting inward a lot. Okay, I'm gonna say
Speaker 4: the hard R because I think it's funny. I'm not pandering.
Speaker 4: I'm just being real, Like I'm just.
Speaker 1: He's trying, he's trying to reach her, but like I like,
Speaker 1: we're like, I'm of the opinion that there's nothing.
Speaker 2: To If she was reachable, she would have done the dude.
Speaker 2: But I respect, I respect thee, I respect the optimist. Look,
Speaker 2: let me tell, let me say, let me give an
Speaker 2: destiny right the streamer. He and I have had some
Speaker 2: some encounters where he was just really hostile and being
Speaker 2: like really fucking but I've heard in recent years, at
Speaker 2: least recently, he he kind of calmed down a little bit.
Speaker 2: And also somebody told me, I know this is true,
Speaker 2: but that he would be willing to talk to me.
Speaker 2: But I didn't want to talk to him about the
Speaker 2: specific was the Israel Palaestine thing. I didn't I was,
Speaker 2: I was not interested in because in my opinion, he
Speaker 2: was he was he was in my in my opinion,
Speaker 2: he was villain maxing, and I didn't think there was
Speaker 2: any reason because I can say this with one hundred
Speaker 2: percent certainty, one hundred percent. And I don't say this
Speaker 2: about anything because I'm not arrogant or fucking think I
Speaker 2: know everything. But I know I'm right on that subject
Speaker 2: because of the history of just what happened. So him
Speaker 2: arguing against it, I was like, there's no, there's nothing healthy.
Speaker 2: I've heard his arguments too, where it was just basically
Speaker 2: war sucks, too bad kind of a thing. It was
Speaker 2: more of like, this happens in war. This isn't a genocide,
Speaker 2: this is war. I've just I've heard his arguments, and
Speaker 2: I was like, right, but to me, to me, there
Speaker 2: was nothing that I could say to him that would
Speaker 2: I just thought he was villain maxic because I know
Speaker 2: he's not stupid, because I heard his argument against ethnic
Speaker 2: say ethno states, when when the white supremacists were arguing
Speaker 2: saying he was saying, hey, there is no way to
Speaker 2: do this in a peaceful way. You have to if
Speaker 2: you want to remove people from the United States and
Speaker 2: create an ethnic state, it will always be violent because
Speaker 2: the marginalized groups or the brown people will not just leave.
Speaker 2: So it's gonna have to be violent, like what happened
Speaker 2: with Palestine.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so he made those arguments, and all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, now he's not making those arguments. So when
Speaker 2: someone told me that he'd be willing to talk about it, yeah, possibly,
Speaker 2: And so I was just like, I was like, no,
Speaker 2: not about that.
Speaker 3: I don't have an.
Speaker 2: Interest in talking about that specifically, because it's just the conversation.
Speaker 2: It can't go anywhere if it's about other things, if
Speaker 2: he wants to discuss other things.
Speaker 3: And I'm not even against him.
Speaker 2: Actually, I've listened to him quite a lot recently because
Speaker 2: I was interested on his take. He has mostly good.
Speaker 3: Points, I agree.
Speaker 2: The thing is, it was a lot of his hostility.
Speaker 2: Like again with a lot of these progressive idea logus,
Speaker 2: their hostility was so fucking toxic. They didn't understand how
Speaker 2: they're driving people away. I'm like, bro, like nobody wants
Speaker 2: to deal with you if you're that demanded the green
Speaker 2: goblin man. Sometimes it'stimes as loud man. It's like I'm
Speaker 2: hamming look, I'm hamming it up.
Speaker 1: I I like to have conversations like that are like, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, level headed and stuff. But like at the
Speaker 1: same time, like this is frustrating because it's it's twenty sixteen,
Speaker 1: you know, Like the holy fuck.
Speaker 3: I don't think my parents care about what I was doing.
Speaker 2: If somebody came at me ten years ago, do you remember,
Speaker 2: like I a long time ago, I might have mentioned
Speaker 2: this on the podcast before, where I thought gender and
Speaker 2: sex were the same thing.
Speaker 3: Years ago, I thought it was a synonym. I thought
Speaker 3: it was literally.
Speaker 4: I respect that so much about this because you were
Speaker 4: very openly admitting to you and I think that's a thing.
Speaker 2: That's just because because guess what that's that's that's like,
Speaker 2: that's a that is a normal person. In two thousand
Speaker 2: and five, that was like the commonplace. I understand that
Speaker 2: one flick between those things at the time, but like
Speaker 2: it was just like you just synonym synonym. Okay. I
Speaker 2: realized it's not a synonym synonym. As soon as I
Speaker 2: learned that, I'm like, okay, cool. Well, so you could
Speaker 2: think twenty sixteen to me if you were trying to
Speaker 2: make a hit piece on me or whatever in the
Speaker 2: time where I still thought it was a synonym, right,
Speaker 2: because you'd be like, oh, there's only two genders.
Speaker 3: Because you thought that there was only two sexes gender.
Speaker 2: You thought it was the same thing, synonymous because you're
Speaker 2: a part of the world, that's what. Yeah, long story short.
Speaker 2: Once I became less ignorant understood that. So trying to
Speaker 2: focus on me back then versus now where I have
Speaker 2: more education, is so fucking stupid, and that's the point
Speaker 2: of what chriss.
Speaker 3: It's like fighting a ghost.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like all right, like I hope you
Speaker 1: can talk to him, like I hope you can talk
Speaker 1: to twenty sixteen Chris. I hope you'll have a nice conversation.
Speaker 1: I will figure it out. But yeah, well yeah, well
Speaker 1: that's what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, will program, will program program and
Speaker 2: AI with all my twenty sixteen opinions, which are like
Speaker 2: really only slightly further left than they are than or
Speaker 2: slightly further center than they are today.
Speaker 1: Right, really very little different. Right, I'm just like more
Speaker 1: aware of how phrases work. But have fun debating that
Speaker 1: non existent person.
Speaker 3: I was tripping. I am just this twenty seventeen eighteen.
Speaker 3: He was tripping. I wouldn't want to talk to me.
Speaker 3: I was a rabbit. That was that was a rabbit.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we say get the questions. Yeah, I actually I
Speaker 2: was straight up I was going to ignore this because
Speaker 2: I already did the streame. Uh sorry, but uh, I
Speaker 2: think this was brilliant. I think I think you you
Speaker 2: coaxed that anime and there's a green Goblin's Unfortunately, the
Speaker 2: passion I was like, all right, let me do this
Speaker 2: point and listen to you just fucking just going.
Speaker 3: I was like I was trying. I was trying to
Speaker 3: let this dude go. I was trying initially.
Speaker 1: Don't like just leave it like at like face value
Speaker 1: stuff and not really get that into it. But it's
Speaker 1: like the more I thought about it, the more it
Speaker 1: annoyed me.
Speaker 3: Three times you like cut me off, and I was
Speaker 3: just like, I'm gonna let him go.
Speaker 2: He's passionate about he's going, because it's just it's.
Speaker 1: It's one thing when you like know you're right, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like, it's frustrating to know there's
Speaker 1: so few things that I know I'm right on because
Speaker 1: so many things are open to the nebulous kind of
Speaker 1: like I don't know everything that goes on and fucking
Speaker 1: you know, militaries across the world. I don't know everything
Speaker 1: that goes on in other people's minds and heart like
Speaker 1: whatever other.
Speaker 2: People's intentions is. But I know mine, like damn well.
Speaker 2: And so when I see people like, oh, he paid
Speaker 2: IMDb and he fucking based this cartoon off of her
Speaker 2: that he didn't draw, it's like what cool conspiracy?
Speaker 1: It just feels like it feels like the same kind
Speaker 1: of conspiracy theories that I see like in on the
Speaker 1: right wing circles. To be quite honest with you, and
Speaker 1: that's why I think there's like a horse ee theory
Speaker 1: thing going on, not necessarily in policy or opinion, but
Speaker 1: in the way that people behave, in the way that
Speaker 1: people act, in the way that people convey and interpret information.
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of the same. The further extreme
Speaker 1: you get to the other side.
Speaker 2: It's just like we mentioned it before, we mentioned that
Speaker 2: that fucking alternative influenced network thing. Yeah, to me is
Speaker 2: that's the perfect example that shit being spread around by
Speaker 2: those people. I was like, Oh, this is just as
Speaker 2: nuts as anything on the right wing would do, where
Speaker 2: they just took it at face value and ran with it,
Speaker 2: didn't check it in fact check it, didn't care to
Speaker 2: fact check it. They didn't like these people, so they're
Speaker 2: willing to believe that it's fucking literally the.
Speaker 1: Idea that like this character could only be franchised to
Speaker 1: Ramsey because it's a black woman with dreads is like
Speaker 1: it's like the hurricanes being invented, or like oh, Kamala's
Speaker 1: crowds or Ai it's like it's so you already made
Speaker 1: a point in your video before this, when you were
Speaker 1: like talking about the things that I was saying, why
Speaker 1: go into nebulous things?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that are just not you can't even you can't prove.
Speaker 1: And I know our fall, So like I'm immediately going
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, well, this now taints the rest
Speaker 1: of the video. To me, I no longer think you're
Speaker 1: coming at me in good faith if you're just making
Speaker 1: these like obviously because the main argument, because the main
Speaker 1: argument is that like, oh, well, she's in the thumbnail
Speaker 1: in the video.
Speaker 2: It's like the young Turks are in the thumbnail. They're
Speaker 2: not in the video either. How do you explain that? Like,
Speaker 2: like there's.
Speaker 1: So many obvious there's also like a really distinct signifier
Speaker 1: with that character where there's like three earring loops, which like,
Speaker 1: again I didn't design the character, but like that's more
Speaker 1: of a distinguishing feature than dreads. Treesca have three earring loops, right,
Speaker 1: Because that's the case, then like I could actually see that,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But like the idea that
Speaker 1: it's a black one with dreads in twenty seventeen, they're like,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to tell you this.
Speaker 3: But that's not like a unique thing.
Speaker 1: It's dumb. It's stupid. I hate that I'm even talking
Speaker 1: about it. I don't like talking about it the fact,
Speaker 1: and by the way, I've never brought it up.
Speaker 2: I'm always responding yes, always, of course, so get fucked.
Speaker 2: Of course, let's get on other questions. It is cathartic. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it is cathartic. I'm miss telling people to fuck off.
Speaker 2: All right, let's uh, let's get on to some questions.
Speaker 3: I keep feeling it. I told I have tweets.
Speaker 1: I have tweets that, like I I typed them out
Speaker 1: and I put them in my drafts because like I
Speaker 1: know they'll, especially now in like an elon Twitter, like
Speaker 1: they probably do have the highest chance to get me banned.
Speaker 1: But like I get Melanie Mack. Did you see the
Speaker 1: Melanie Mack thing where she was tweeting about master Chief?
Speaker 1: They were transvestigating the master Chief.
Speaker 3: So wait, so when I did see that, what the
Speaker 3: fuck was that?
Speaker 1: I can't tell if Melanie Mack is like just being
Speaker 1: stupid for like just to dupe people, or if she's
Speaker 1: just nuinly s. So there was obviously there was some
Speaker 1: Halo News recently where the three four three basically died,
Speaker 1: and like they started in a new studio called Halo
Speaker 1: Studio with a bunch of it's a lot of the
Speaker 1: team that fixed the master Chief collection, so it's actually
Speaker 1: a good.
Speaker 3: Group of people.
Speaker 2: But like there was a whole rebrand and like they
Speaker 2: did like a pitch thing where it's like, hey, we're
Speaker 2: switching to Unreal Engine and this is like what things
Speaker 2: look like now.
Speaker 3: This is kind of the projects that we're doing.
Speaker 1: We've got a bunch of spin offs in the works,
Speaker 1: and like all this stuff, it's like early stuff. We're
Speaker 1: not gonna say any of this still like years later,
Speaker 1: but they showed like Unreal Engine renders of like Halo
Speaker 1: ce like master Chief doing some stuff. And Melanie Mack
Speaker 1: has had this post where it's like they made they.
Speaker 3: Gave him a woman's body.
Speaker 2: Which they did not I don't know how to. I
Speaker 2: don't know if you've ever seen a woman, but.
Speaker 3: Definitely is so fucking.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid that like it actually had me figuring
Speaker 1: like maybe Melanie Mack is just pretending. And by the way,
Speaker 1: this is the thing I hate most about this era
Speaker 1: is that like it used to be you could just
Speaker 1: tell people we're stupid. But now it's just like there's
Speaker 1: this air of like doubt about like is it real?
Speaker 1: Like are these people real or do they just understand
Speaker 1: the profitability about I can tell like.
Speaker 2: Say, uh, lives of TikTok, is that Chaia? She's stupid,
Speaker 2: but she also is posting stuff that is demonstrably false
Speaker 2: and she knows it. Yeah, because so she's an opportunist.
Speaker 2: But this Melanie Mac like say stuff like that the
Speaker 2: bar there is no more bar for entry anymore. It's
Speaker 2: just open. So even the dumbest fucking people. Why do
Speaker 2: you think Dave Rubens so fucking rich? Now it's there,
Speaker 2: there is no bar. It's just you can be the
Speaker 2: stupidest bar.
Speaker 3: It's Uh, that's why American experiment failed. Man. I think
Speaker 3: I think, like for real, I don't think we'll ever
Speaker 3: recover anymore. Yeah, I don't think, sir. I'm worried about
Speaker 3: I work.
Speaker 2: I genuinely have been thinking more and more I've said
Speaker 2: I think I don't know if I said this outside
Speaker 2: of the podcast on the podcast, if it wasn't for the podcast,
Speaker 2: I think I would already be because I can actually
Speaker 2: live in the anywhere the in the EU because of
Speaker 2: because of Jojo, and I was like, I don't.
Speaker 3: Want to go there either, though. Just dude, Europe is
Speaker 3: a trillion times better, I.
Speaker 4: Know, but I just dude, I have no I just
Speaker 4: don't want to go to Europe. Ever, well, let's have
Speaker 4: no like I have like. I just don't like not
Speaker 4: saying like, oh, it's worse.
Speaker 3: He doesn't want to get mash. I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't want to know. I don't want to know that.
Speaker 2: I may have a child and then it may be
Speaker 2: half one of those people like I have a grandcho
Speaker 2: half one of them.
Speaker 3: Maybe you know what.
Speaker 2: The entire continence.
Speaker 4: I don't want Europelaying blood being added back into my
Speaker 4: bloodline ever.
Speaker 3: Ever, I don't ever.
Speaker 2: Want that that happen. Are you saying you're gonna knock
Speaker 2: up somebody?
Speaker 4: Oh no, If my kid might knock up somebody and
Speaker 4: it'll be like ground full, then I'll be like, don't touch.
Speaker 2: Meating I love you so and I'll be like, have
Speaker 2: some porridge, and I'm like you die.
Speaker 3: I'm not you. We're not beating.
Speaker 2: We're not beating the He's black, black and crazy crazy.
Speaker 2: He comes in on the skins on the walls and
Speaker 2: he comes in the house.
Speaker 3: He's such a great little fellow.
Speaker 2: He is.
Speaker 3: You know what I like about you?
Speaker 2: Know what I like about you. You're gonna you're gonna
Speaker 2: tell your grandkid to like or you or your kid.
Speaker 2: You're gonna tell your kid to not mean the Europeans.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that, absolutely. I love that for you.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: I love to be really except that's why I like them.
Speaker 3: So I'm racist.
Speaker 4: I want to be like, don't do that, don't fraatenize
Speaker 4: with them, Like, Okay, Paul, I'm gonna and I'll be
Speaker 4: like frightenized with them.
Speaker 3: Okay, Dad, I'm gonna. And then it's I don't know
Speaker 3: how to I don't know how to stop.
Speaker 2: The universe has away is gonna grow Dashiki right now.
Speaker 3: The universe. The universe has a way of like playing
Speaker 3: like your mathematics what is? The universe has a.
Speaker 1: Way of playing like little practical jokes on people, So
Speaker 1: like you will undoubtedly end up with a kid who
Speaker 1: is everything that you don't want. Yeah, which is why
Speaker 1: I've been saying constantly like I don't want a gay son.
Speaker 1: I don't want to gay dog, I don't want to gay,
Speaker 1: so I don't want to get daughter so that maybe
Speaker 1: I'll get one and I'll.
Speaker 3: Be like be able to rest easily cool. I want
Speaker 3: a gay daughter for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure, I would love to have a gay kid.
Speaker 2: I just want a kid to not be I need to.
Speaker 2: That's all I want. That's the only thing they could be.
Speaker 2: Whatever the fun off they want, it's not short like
Speaker 2: especially son. I don't want to shorts. I don't want
Speaker 2: to no dispect, no dispect to my Hispanic Hispanic relative guys.
Speaker 2: I'm crazy to say. This guy is such a bigot
Speaker 2: in every conceiv I just don't want every way.
Speaker 3: I don't want short. No Europeans, so a large Europeans.
Speaker 2: No whites, no whites, no shorts, no whites, no short,
Speaker 2: no whit This guy's the genesis. He's like fucking like bro.
Speaker 3: No only tall dark people could be Hispanic people. I
Speaker 3: don't even really give.
Speaker 2: A If they're Hispanic, there's a large chance they're gonna
Speaker 2: be tiny, I know, so then no Hispanic people.
Speaker 3: I escaped.
Speaker 4: I escaped the bullet simply because of the fact that
Speaker 4: my mom's dad is really tall, so that my mom
Speaker 4: was really tall. My grandma is really short, but she's
Speaker 4: a hybrid, so that's why she's really short. And then
Speaker 4: my dad is fucking a wall but he escaped too
Speaker 4: because his mom is Cuban. And she's also like, I kid,
Speaker 4: you not take five. She's like, oh she's tiny. He's
Speaker 4: like four eight. She's like my grandma and my dad
Speaker 4: my actual blood grandma because I don't I don't know her.
Speaker 4: My my grandma's my dad's mom. Whe walked out on them,
Speaker 4: crazy that that happened as being a woman who one
Speaker 4: million fucking pussies, But.
Speaker 2: That's the glass ceiling.
Speaker 4: Every now and then, somebody wants to be a trendsetter,
Speaker 4: you know, let's go so like she's really really really short,
Speaker 4: you know. So I'm like, oh my god, it's in
Speaker 4: my blood. I could have been imagine as fucking fat
Speaker 4: as I am, but tiny. I would love like this,
Speaker 4: but I just don't want it from Lily because Lily
Speaker 4: Mexican and Mexicans.
Speaker 3: Look, man, the man, people are not tall. They're not tall.
Speaker 3: It's definitely you notice you gotta be a cockay this
Speaker 3: noticeable when you see a tall Mexican. It's very noticeable,
Speaker 3: Like whoa Mexican? When I went to Mexicans.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's it's like taking a round lego.
Speaker 3: Legos and you grabbed one that's rounded.
Speaker 2: Your hands burning, Oh my God, like trying to It's
Speaker 2: like trying to get the Holy Grail with being a
Speaker 2: center in.
Speaker 3: Exactly can you I don't know that's that whole thing
Speaker 3: is bullshit.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know some guy got buried and it became
Speaker 4: luminous because he was the son of God.
Speaker 3: When it's so like, suck my dick, bro, it's kind
Speaker 3: of cool, and the Lord's kind of saying nothing about
Speaker 3: it's funny that it is not cool. Cool art is
Speaker 3: not cool.
Speaker 2: Let the cool art, I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 3: It led it like the cool It was the cooler
Speaker 3: and it led the really cool genocides.
Speaker 1: The reason, the reason, I really, the reason I'm a
Speaker 1: big fan of Christianity is Castlevania.
Speaker 3: Literally, that's it. I love the this is dope at ship.
Speaker 2: I lost the idea.
Speaker 4: Palladd I love the idea of someone being so bone
Speaker 4: or high on god influence that they can get it's.
Speaker 2: Not pronounced, it's Aladdin. I'm thinking of Aladdin.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, we should move on to questions because we're
Speaker 2: about almost two hours in.
Speaker 3: I'm supposed to go somewhere five. I guess not. That's
Speaker 3: what it's chilling where you're supposed to go supposed to
Speaker 3: We can still do it. We can get dinner. But
Speaker 3: it's fine.
Speaker 2: Christ my fucking associates. All right, it's going. I don't
Speaker 2: know what that is.
Speaker 3: That's my mistress, my mistress.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, thanks for being on scooped James, He says, hello,
Speaker 1: N word sayers and swing.
Speaker 2: What Yeah, Yeah, that's right, that's he's that's opposite day.
Speaker 2: That's that's the that's the opposite days. A while anyway,
Speaker 2: he says, I've recently been getting back into exercising. Uh
Speaker 2: recently too recently? You recently used recently recently recently? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I recently got extra exercising. And I totally agree with
Speaker 2: Derek when he said, how playing certain music while exerciy
Speaker 2: in really house? What are some of your most played
Speaker 2: songs during workouts? Tiny?
Speaker 3: It's tiny, Tim, it's all tiny, Tim window because I'm
Speaker 3: skulking out women.
Speaker 1: I have a I have a ten hour long I
Speaker 1: have a have a ten hour long MP three of
Speaker 1: jay Z screaming for his life that.
Speaker 2: I play.
Speaker 1: From again that was I think we just invented it.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I made it up for some reason.
Speaker 4: I don't remember the video of it in my mind,
Speaker 4: but I don't think I could have, because that's not right.
Speaker 2: Oh, like we were, we were riffing, and we were
Speaker 2: like improvising, like like ways to go to sleep.
Speaker 1: It's like I like to go to sleep to the
Speaker 1: sound of not J Jay z uh screaming in agony
Speaker 1: and fear. But it's like it is like you.
Speaker 3: Would how did you get them? How did you get it?
Speaker 1: Like I said, Ai, did you did you terrorize him
Speaker 1: for ten straight hours and recorded? Did you terrorize him
Speaker 1: for like moments at a time and then compile it all.
Speaker 3: So that long that you got away with it, like
Speaker 3: that long that you gotta win.
Speaker 2: Imagine somebody so much that they're screaming for ten hours.
Speaker 2: Like I feel like even if you were terrified, you
Speaker 2: would you wouldn't scream for much longer voice like maybe
Speaker 2: like minutes maybe no, but like I mean like even
Speaker 2: just like interrupted, like even just like oh you know,
Speaker 2: like you run out of I feel you're adrenaline just
Speaker 2: runs out at a certain point. I think after like
Speaker 2: say maximum, like any human on this planet probably like
Speaker 2: two hours, two hours, your voice is one unless you're
Speaker 2: like Sean Shammel or like one of the dragon Ball people.
Speaker 3: Animals panic to the point they calmed down before.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I saw Chiwawa become still and I was wild.
Speaker 4: I saw a little monkey like a peeder was coming
Speaker 4: and then they calmed down and started smiling, and I
Speaker 4: was like, Oh, he's done.
Speaker 2: He's he gave up.
Speaker 3: Watching an animal give up is one of the craziest things.
Speaker 1: Like I feel like, I'm sure I'm just noticing it
Speaker 1: more because I'm just alive more and I'm just seeing that,
Speaker 1: Like I'm sure it's not like literally, like the world
Speaker 1: is so bad that even animals are giving up now.
Speaker 3: But I think I saw a video of like a chick,
Speaker 3: not a chicken.
Speaker 1: It was like it was a monkey in like a
Speaker 1: crocodile exhibit, and he just surrounded. He was like he
Speaker 1: was looking around like this, and then he was like.
Speaker 3: And he lied back. He just lied back. He just
Speaker 3: like he gave up.
Speaker 2: It's time, It's time. I felt like that once when Ah,
Speaker 2: when I was maxing out on a bench and my
Speaker 2: spotter wasn't looking. He's just like fucking, I don't know,
Speaker 2: looking the other way. And I didn't clear the I
Speaker 2: didn't clear the rack. So I didn't clear the rack.
Speaker 2: And then it was like about to come down to
Speaker 2: my head. And I immediately my thought was like like
Speaker 2: like that, there was no horror. It was just like, well,
Speaker 2: that's it, that's the void. Hey, you're But then like
Speaker 2: he he caught it at the last second, He's like,
Speaker 2: oh shit. I was like, I was like, oh weird.
Speaker 2: How I was not terrified even remotely?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I do think like in moments where
Speaker 1: you just are confident you're going to die, you don't
Speaker 1: really have that much fear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have time to you like, unless it's
Speaker 3: something that like you're not reminiscing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I didn't even get that. I was just
Speaker 2: like it was just like whelp. It was it was
Speaker 2: a complete acceptance.
Speaker 1: It was just that was me on the plane when
Speaker 1: the when the oxygen masks came down, it was just
Speaker 1: a complete accident.
Speaker 3: That man, the anxiety I would have seeing that, right,
Speaker 3: But like, I think I just had so much anxiety
Speaker 3: like this because I you guys understand how bad I
Speaker 3: get on blade. Yeah, Like I get so bad I
Speaker 3: want to get up and start screaming and attacking people,
Speaker 3: but then I know I'll get shot. How much is
Speaker 3: estimate that youe Zanni bars Man?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't. I have inverse effects. It makes me
Speaker 4: so hype.
Speaker 2: How much do you estimate that you've flown in my life?
Speaker 3: Like, I're like in the percentage of I guess just
Speaker 3: like flights flight, somebody flown like maybe maybe twenty times.
Speaker 2: It's a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've a lot.
Speaker 1: Actually, the amount of times I've flown is like boosted
Speaker 1: tremendously since I moved here, obviously, but it's crazy. It's
Speaker 1: probably like I think I've flown like probably like maybe
Speaker 1: thirty something times.
Speaker 3: You might have flown.
Speaker 4: More than me because I've I've gone to Florida. I've gone,
Speaker 4: but I've driven. I've traveled a lot. I don't know
Speaker 4: if exactly, because I've flown to London and back. I've
Speaker 4: flown to a Caribbean uh and back before.
Speaker 2: You've never been there where Caribbean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes I've never seen you there. Oh, you always,
Speaker 3: I'm always there. I've never seen you. I'm always I've
Speaker 3: never seen you.
Speaker 2: One I'm literally right now and hologram sir, and you're
Speaker 2: just standing over Jamaica, fucking observing everything, observing everything, watching
Speaker 2: every plane coming.
Speaker 3: He's standing on the sky.
Speaker 2: It's like Freddy Krueger's liked Krueger that scene where he's like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, not Kingston anyway, Like yeah, work workout music.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah. It is actually like, to be honest,
Speaker 2: is it is a lot of like video games stuff.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 3: It's a lot of video game stuff. It's a lot of.
Speaker 2: That's my dumb brain heard pizza. I know you didn't
Speaker 2: say that because that wouldn't make a lick of sense.
Speaker 2: I said video game stuff.
Speaker 1: Halo, a lot of a lot of what do you
Speaker 1: call the super Giant games Haites and bastion Punk.
Speaker 2: It's it's heavy stuff. It's usually like, oh my Polifia.
Speaker 4: Maybe I listened to a lot of male intervals, like
Speaker 4: gay porn, like male groans, male ejaculate groans.
Speaker 3: Dragon ball Z, the falcon Ah. I could keep going
Speaker 3: earnestly bludgeon I earnest no, no, no, oil dude, that.
Speaker 4: Oil is so I've never That is definitely the most
Speaker 4: graphic sounding video I've heard in a long time.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear it anymore.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna send it to You're gonna hear that that
Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna engineer it somehow.
Speaker 3: You have to hear that, and you can't escape it.
Speaker 2: And he's gonna he's gonna get an AI imprint of
Speaker 2: your mom's voice, steal, steal your mom's phone call. You say, Derek,
Speaker 2: I need you to hear something, and and it's gonna
Speaker 2: play that audio. That's that's a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've seen the memes where like Vision touches Ultron's
Speaker 3: head and the whole movie plays real quick.
Speaker 4: No, you have seen those memes are garbage, But it's
Speaker 4: like he touches, He touches Vision's head, Vision touches Ultron. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then all of the beam movie plays, touches the
Speaker 4: Orange and it's like a fucking like it's the whole
Speaker 4: movie but sped up to like one hundred and forty
Speaker 4: eight percent.
Speaker 3: Do you think do you that's insane? Do you think
Speaker 3: you have the mind of a villain? No, I'm not smart. No,
Speaker 3: I'm not tact gooldenough to be a villain.
Speaker 1: I don't mean like the execution mind of a villain,
Speaker 1: But do you have the conceptual mind of a villain.
Speaker 4: Like like conceptual yeah, I do, Yeah, I just I
Speaker 4: just don't think it's because I think.
Speaker 1: When was the moment that you realized you had conceptually
Speaker 1: like the capability to at least come up with evil
Speaker 1: plots but not necessarily care to follow through.
Speaker 2: Do you remember the first one that you ever had?
Speaker 4: One day, my cousin like took something from me, and
Speaker 4: I was like, you know what I should do to him?
Speaker 4: My way till he goes to sleep, and I should
Speaker 4: just bash his head in. And I was like, I
Speaker 4: won't do it, though, but like I could.
Speaker 1: That's kind of wild. That was less, that was less musical.
Speaker 3: I could do that people. People are so weak while
Speaker 3: they're sleeping. I remember mine was Creator Clash.
Speaker 1: It was during Creator Clash where Froggy uh was like
Speaker 1: he was talking to me and trying to get to
Speaker 1: know me, and I thought like, I should have someone
Speaker 1: else message him as me and get to know him
Speaker 1: through me through that person, so that way in the
Speaker 1: fight comes, he'll have a harder time hitting me, but
Speaker 1: I'll have no concept of who he is. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: like I really thought that, but I was like, that's
Speaker 1: a lot of work. I'm not even I don't care
Speaker 1: enough to be that.
Speaker 2: But I was like, wow, that's a really genuinely like
Speaker 2: megamachiavellian thing.
Speaker 3: When I was like, I don't know what the year
Speaker 3: it was, when I was like, uh, I think it
Speaker 3: was like some really bad disaster happened and I saw it, right,
Speaker 3: and I'm hurt. I saw my I saw my birth
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, it's the end.
Speaker 4: I saw my birth and I saw the sky get
Speaker 4: like dimmer, Like wow, you got a little dark.
Speaker 3: And on talks about that.
Speaker 2: You hear about these skyquakes, by the way, that is it? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's not real.
Speaker 4: No sky the dumb everybody was at my house this weekend, right,
Speaker 4: and Jalen showed his thing on these skyquakes where it's
Speaker 4: like people are it's like wailly coming from the sky,
Speaker 4: but it's fake. It's clearly fake somehow.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's that's like that. They have documentation of
Speaker 1: that during the lowse and Clark expeditions. Oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: read the Losing Clerk journals on Losing Clark dot com.
Speaker 3: Oh sure, let's just let's just go ahead, go ahead,
Speaker 3: If it's not calm, it's net.
Speaker 2: So track conference.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a com, it's net. If it's not net,
Speaker 1: it's it's.
Speaker 2: Way. Is it real?
Speaker 1: No, I'm kind of surprised that it isn't, to be
Speaker 1: honest with you, like, I feel like that would be
Speaker 1: like some educate you know what I mean, like an
Speaker 1: educational thing, com dump dot com.
Speaker 3: Are you spelling it correctly?
Speaker 2: You might not be.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's that's a good point. It's only discover dot com.
Speaker 2: But I guess I don't even know how to spell it. Actually,
Speaker 2: it's I think it starts with the silent P. You
Speaker 2: said pterodactylor and it bothered me. I didn't say they are, okay,
Speaker 2: terodactyls dinosaurs? Well, yeah, what do you mean? I know,
Speaker 2: what do you mean? Whatever?
Speaker 3: There's something different there. They're arachnids. You're an a Rackney.
Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, song, listen to Saws the Law
Speaker 2: by Whitechapel. That song will get you hyped and then.
Speaker 3: Uh funk.
Speaker 2: What's that song by a Mirror Solar Flare? Homicide? Homicide?
Speaker 2: I said, homicidal? What's why?
Speaker 3: Why is White Chapel sound familiar like? Why? Well?
Speaker 2: No, White Chapel is a town right right in London
Speaker 2: that will Jack the Ripper was everybody there?
Speaker 3: It is? Yeah, so White Chapel.
Speaker 2: The order I played the order was was he the
Speaker 2: main boss, Jack the Ripper? Yeah, kind of in the
Speaker 2: game kind of ripping people open and ship The orderaty
Speaker 2: six is kind of dope to be honest, it's not
Speaker 2: a very good game.
Speaker 3: But Mortals of Am Yeah did you play it? Yeah,
Speaker 3: think about it? Mentioned I liked it.
Speaker 2: You know, it's like a solid like it's like one
Speaker 2: of those like solid sevens where it's it's like, I
Speaker 2: don't dislike my time with this. Namely do you think so?
Speaker 2: It looks us to me?
Speaker 3: What do you mean? What do you what about it?
Speaker 3: Just the way the way that Like, so I got
Speaker 3: to the first part where I finally got my powers
Speaker 3: and I was blowing things up, and I was like,
Speaker 3: this is cap.
Speaker 1: It's noisy, I will say that, but the power stack
Speaker 1: is really satisfying. Like you get like more and more abilities,
Speaker 1: like the more and more you go, and it gets
Speaker 1: kind of crazy. It's like grapp like grappling whips and
Speaker 1: ship like that. It's pretty good.
Speaker 4: She was flaming an out of it, and I was like,
Speaker 4: not every game is like a PS five over fucking
Speaker 4: production game.
Speaker 2: She's one of those. Raph She was like, yeah, but
Speaker 2: this is still stupid.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I like, I like it's like a solid like seven,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Like this is like it
Speaker 1: actually reminded me a little bit of like Space Marine
Speaker 1: in that way where it's just like this is like
Speaker 1: not that Space Marine is a seven, but like it's
Speaker 1: just like an old school kind of like oh, a
Speaker 1: linear first person shooter single player game.
Speaker 2: Dope.
Speaker 1: Like I just I like that those still can be made,
Speaker 1: and I I just generally we need more.
Speaker 3: Games that are just just fate fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just gotta I just excited myself because I
Speaker 2: just realized that doom Dom's coming out next year. To
Speaker 2: whom play Dishonor for the first time, Oh, really, did
Speaker 2: you play through it?
Speaker 3: I haven't been. I just did two missions.
Speaker 1: Oh ship Dishonor gets crazy, sup.
Speaker 4: I got to the point where I was doing that
Speaker 4: people like, if that creature was alive, we would have to.
Speaker 3: Have Dishonored is so fucking cool. I was kind of like,
Speaker 3: I was like.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I want to do already. I was like,
Speaker 2: I want to do I want to I want to
Speaker 2: get through this. I'm going to do it one more time.
Speaker 2: Just just do horrible stuff, dude.
Speaker 1: There's it's so difficult in that game to not murder, yeah,
Speaker 1: because it is so cool and so satisfying to do it.
Speaker 3: You cannot murder And I was like what. Yeah, when
Speaker 3: you see like, oh, not killing people, I was like,
Speaker 3: why would I do that?
Speaker 1: It that's like an effect on the story, Like it
Speaker 1: actually like meaningfully impacts the story.
Speaker 3: Like the more people you kill, because like the world
Speaker 3: a knife at somebody and teleport them in the way
Speaker 3: of the knife.
Speaker 2: That is crazy.
Speaker 3: That person.
Speaker 1: I remember you know those videos that you know, those
Speaker 1: videos that we go around of like you know, somebody
Speaker 1: playing a game and they're just like crazy skilled and
Speaker 1: it's just they're pulling shit off that You're like, what
Speaker 1: the fun? Yeah, I remember one of those going around
Speaker 1: with Dishonored and it was like I think still to
Speaker 1: this day of all the videos like that I've ever seen,
Speaker 1: and it is the most satisfying thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Like people who are really good at Dishonored. It's like
Speaker 1: you're watching John Wick do crazy.
Speaker 3: It's so it's so cry like, how do niggas play
Speaker 3: this game? Like, dude's crazy good at that game, but
Speaker 3: people are like, what are you doing another one? They
Speaker 3: just grind it. But I'm also like, I'm so good
Speaker 3: at running away, I'm so good at cow do the way,
Speaker 3: the way the way.
Speaker 2: He like picks up a key and puts it at
Speaker 2: the door, like, I'm just SI is really good.
Speaker 4: The idea of silent was like looking through a doorhole
Speaker 4: and there's nothing, and he looked through it again nothing
Speaker 4: heads just come.
Speaker 3: With a with a real forceful one. It blows.
Speaker 2: The main character goes like, I'm scared.
Speaker 3: Really fight guys, I swollen the.
Speaker 2: Yeah scared.
Speaker 3: Pyramid Dick is I was gonna say, oh damn it,
Speaker 3: I was ahead of pyramid.
Speaker 2: That's exactly where I was. Serious. Yes, that's so free.
Speaker 2: That's such a free joke.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess it's it's just a natural to
Speaker 3: it's natural.
Speaker 1: But also like it that is so out of nowhere
Speaker 1: on some level that it's like it's weird that we sinked.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: Anyway, they dragged.
Speaker 2: They drag on my ball toil like Grantham wishes right
Speaker 2: and he says hello, twink, twink and twat.
Speaker 4: You got to say you beat him, you gotta hit
Speaker 4: him in ahead with something.
Speaker 1: Do you guys buy into the whole spooky season thing,
Speaker 1: because I swear it just makes me more jaded about Halloween.
Speaker 1: If anything, it just makes it more acceptable for stores
Speaker 1: to put up Halloween displays even earlier, which doesn't help
Speaker 1: keep up the good work.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Yeah, can I say so?
Speaker 1: I don't mind Halloween. Christmas is really the only holiday
Speaker 1: that I mind being celebrated too early, because it has
Speaker 1: a direct effect on everything around it. And what I
Speaker 1: mean by that is it's not just decorations, which are like,
Speaker 1: you know, festive in a specific way, but it's the
Speaker 1: radio and like the music that's playing, and like the
Speaker 1: like the unavoidable year.
Speaker 4: I actually avoid. I actually am excited for Christmas. Finally,
Speaker 4: I think I've grown to.
Speaker 3: Enjoy it more. I'm also not dirt poor. But did
Speaker 3: you ask for a conscience? Want one of those back?
Speaker 2: It does? It really does?
Speaker 3: It really does.
Speaker 4: When I give my concious from my fucking four dollars
Speaker 4: meal from mcgonald's, I became everything to getting better.
Speaker 1: I sold my soul for some chicken Selects circa twenty ten.
Speaker 2: Damn chicken select Chicken selects.
Speaker 3: Word, damn those are the tenders right? Yeah? They were
Speaker 3: like the bread remember remember the snack wraps those things?
Speaker 2: Remember the fruit shakes? No, I don't what what you
Speaker 2: never had a fruit rell up shake? I don't know
Speaker 2: if that's real?
Speaker 3: Can you can? You like? That's not real at all?
Speaker 3: Are they real?
Speaker 2: Not?
Speaker 3: They're not real? I can see his face.
Speaker 2: Are they real? Well? I guess now they could be.
Speaker 2: Anything's on the table. I think, Travis, they have stick
Speaker 2: in it or something. They have so pat they literally
Speaker 2: have sour patch kids cereal. See, so I guess roll
Speaker 2: up milkshake isn't out of the question.
Speaker 3: Had a sweet cereal on so fucking long dog. It's
Speaker 3: crazy they have like, I mean, fake sugar cereal. Not
Speaker 3: im If I'm doing a diet thing, I'm gonna do it,
Speaker 3: you know I'm not. I hear about Magic Spoon.
Speaker 1: I heard like something little referring to that. I actually
Speaker 1: been curious about that. I want to try.
Speaker 2: Magic the well, this is weird. The best flavor, in
Speaker 2: my opinion of Magic Spoon is the frosted flavor. They
Speaker 2: sell it almost nowhere. Man like there's a sprouts they
Speaker 2: sell it there and then they almost never have it
Speaker 2: anywhere else. Magic spoon is everywhere, but for some reason,
Speaker 2: that specific.
Speaker 1: Flavor that's like my favorite vitamin water, they don't sell it,
Speaker 1: the blue lavender for some reason. It's just like it's
Speaker 1: it's so good, and it's just like, all right, yeah.
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 4: We did the thing where we had no sweet beverages,
Speaker 4: like no sugary beverages for three months. I think at
Speaker 4: the end of this month, we're done. I'm just gonna
Speaker 4: get one thing of orange juice. I'm gonna and then
Speaker 4: I'm gonna throw the rest of it away. Probably you're
Speaker 4: gonna And I'm saying that until I taste this, saying,
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm not.
Speaker 3: Gonnat are gonna fall off when you finish it?
Speaker 1: You so quickly by the end of your meal, like
Speaker 1: the beginning of the meal, you don't have it by
Speaker 1: the end of That's.
Speaker 4: All this that was trying to avoid. It is getting
Speaker 4: me in a better place with my A C one
Speaker 4: And then like all of a sudden that it took
Speaker 4: one sip and I'm like.
Speaker 3: Man, I'm diabetic. That's crazy.
Speaker 4: That's crazy. The doctor comes in this acts my feet off.
Speaker 3: Slides. No game when you have we have the rocket knees.
Speaker 3: Oh vanquish he comes around fucking rockets. It's like this,
Speaker 3: that's crazy. Bankag is so for the fuel Bankuage is
Speaker 3: such a good game. But money that is he was
Speaker 3: a rocky, a butch fuel you burned?
Speaker 2: Did you play that?
Speaker 1: I feel like you would like Language Bank, which is
Speaker 1: like power. It's just Power Rangers bullshit, and it's just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's so cool. Actually wait, no, no, I don't like a
Speaker 1: Japanese and I'm racist. I forgot that's true.
Speaker 3: I mean I am racist, but I respect that they
Speaker 3: make you know anyway that I love Japan And it's
Speaker 3: like all you understand about it.
Speaker 2: Is hend time fucking hint I rules, bro hint I
Speaker 2: is so fucking so where are the tentacles at?
Speaker 3: Like I cave Japan time.
Speaker 2: So there was a comment that I want I did
Speaker 2: want to bring this up because I was why I
Speaker 2: cracked up when I saw it. There was an episode
Speaker 2: I can't remember why we were talk about Jimmy fall
Speaker 2: but we talk about Jimmy Fallon being talented, and you said,
Speaker 2: like Jimmy Fallon like you can play it.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 3: It was like, yeah, it was that conversation.
Speaker 1: And somebody you said, is Jimmy fallented? Really talented? And
Speaker 1: I don't think you meant to say that. He found
Speaker 1: is Jimmy really counted?
Speaker 2: And I saw I saw that like written in the
Speaker 2: comments as like a quote with like a time simmer,
Speaker 2: like what can I check it? He said that, and
Speaker 2: I was like, none of us caught it in the
Speaker 2: moment at all.
Speaker 4: I hate him so much. I hate how he looked
Speaker 4: at the camera, like stop looking at me being a.
Speaker 2: And he's just always like slapping his knee, you know,
Speaker 2: a metaphor, like like somebody will say something like just so, so,
Speaker 2: what's your next movie gonna be?
Speaker 3: And he's like, well, they're like he scared me.
Speaker 2: That actually scared me. That startled me, Like sincere.
Speaker 3: You looked over with such fucking alert. I thought, maybe,
Speaker 3: like I want to bath zone knee out of place.
Speaker 4: His legs still be a jar. I would just like
Speaker 4: to be air, but his need to be on the
Speaker 4: off the side of the floor.
Speaker 3: I wanted to put his legs in a guillotine. I
Speaker 3: just I don't know, I don't hate him. I just
Speaker 3: really don't like it. I do.
Speaker 2: Jimmy, I just never I never understand him. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: I said, I I know he can sing, he can
Speaker 2: play guitar. I think he's like okay with I.
Speaker 4: Got why people are like, oh, she's funny. She's actually
Speaker 4: really like a funny all right. Yeah, Like Jimmy Fallon, like,
Speaker 4: what does this nigga do other than look at that?
Speaker 4: He kept I'm trying to watch the show and he
Speaker 4: looks at me again, I'm like, bro, look at the scene.
Speaker 3: The guy be be present.
Speaker 2: I just don't like people that look permanently nervous. I
Speaker 2: just I can't funk with that man.
Speaker 3: Because shooters then, bro, so you definitely always you're the detector.
Speaker 3: You walk into a school and you're like, when I am,
Speaker 3: he's guy, he makes me nervous.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be fucking I'm real, bro. When I see
Speaker 2: peop nervous looking people walk into like a building or
Speaker 2: an establishment, I don't take my eyes off of them.
Speaker 3: I wait to see the.
Speaker 2: Gun because if the gun's gonna or anything, I'm just like,
Speaker 2: let me make sure this motherfucker's not gonna do anything.
Speaker 3: Crazy, dude.
Speaker 1: I intentionally like whenever I walk into a store. I
Speaker 1: look as nervous and suspiciously, specifically for that throw the
Speaker 1: scent off of the real one.
Speaker 2: I have a brother, my brother brother.
Speaker 3: That's scary.
Speaker 2: You don't want Warhammer inspires gun in my hand.
Speaker 3: They're gonna get they would working out, and they're gonna
Speaker 3: become too dangerous. See, you lost me as soon as
Speaker 3: you said that Warhammer Warhammer fiends. You lost me as
Speaker 3: soon as you said they're gonna start working out.
Speaker 1: Don't think they're going No Warhammer fans are going to
Speaker 1: continue working out.
Speaker 4: They're scary. Warhammer niggas are scary. I know I am one.
Speaker 2: Anyway, it's kinda let's know, they're not really Warhammer.
Speaker 3: The people I played like they're not obviously. Is a
Speaker 3: wide ride.
Speaker 2: My my, My, my first friend I ever made in school. Him,
Speaker 2: he's fucking has two trillion figurines. You know, he spends
Speaker 2: like a billion dollars on that ship. Is that Jared
Speaker 2: guy you're always talking about, Jared Fogel? Yeah, yeah, my
Speaker 2: best friend, Jared Fogel, my first friend.
Speaker 3: When you met him, if you met him in elementary school,
Speaker 3: how so I was nine he was twenty three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, it was just like a like a like
Speaker 2: a Doc and Marty kind of relationship.
Speaker 3: Mom, I'm gonna hang out with Jared. She thinks it's
Speaker 3: a kid. It's a grown ass with a car. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and your mom's story.
Speaker 1: A different mo Like, I would love to see it
Speaker 1: back to the future where it's just Marty. It's Marty McFly,
Speaker 1: but it's Jared Fogel. My god, he's building a I
Speaker 1: don't know, like a my child. Wait wait wait wait
Speaker 1: wait wait wait Marty, I've done it.
Speaker 3: Build I've built the boy. Marty.
Speaker 2: He's like Geppetto, but he's like a je pedophile. Oh no,
Speaker 2: why are you serving? That's the serving right now. The
Speaker 2: pedophile has been in my in my thoughts for years.
Speaker 3: That's yeah, because I mean it's sot's be real.
Speaker 2: It was like, it's weird that he built a real boy,
Speaker 2: Like it's weird. Yeah, when he found out that it
Speaker 2: knows can grow, you know exactly what he did with
Speaker 2: that ship.
Speaker 4: It's like me and Bozinga but but but but the
Speaker 4: N word of that, Like, I don't know why I
Speaker 4: didn't make him say at least once.
Speaker 2: Let me shit on your face and tell me I'm gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Wait don't.
Speaker 2: Don't we need?
Speaker 3: But what's the word?
Speaker 2: No? Isn't it with the.
Speaker 3: Zinga? Is the real version?
Speaker 2: Like he says, yeah, but how would you how would
Speaker 2: you turn it into the soft a N word? Because
Speaker 2: would that work?
Speaker 3: It's gonna be the same thing, like that sounds so funny.
Speaker 3: All right, yeah, it doesn't work, or a straight up
Speaker 3: the N word. All right, let's let's get the fuck
Speaker 3: out of here.
Speaker 2: Let's let's let's let's get one two quick questions and
Speaker 2: then we gotta we kind of get to get out,
Speaker 2: like Swiney has obligations. Did we okay?
Speaker 3: Go ahead? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Whatever?
Speaker 3: What did we want?
Speaker 2: I thought when you when you mentioned the thing, was
Speaker 2: that a name or was that a question? Or mentioned
Speaker 2: what Sweeney said about the Jimmy founding?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I just I mentioned that because I remember
Speaker 1: that for some reason, like found its way in my brain.
Speaker 1: The second notice how they still haven't used the new intro.
Speaker 1: And also I'm an f slur.
Speaker 3: I'm supposed to do that, right, I supposed to do
Speaker 3: like a judgment.
Speaker 2: I fucking While I was editing the last episode, I
Speaker 2: was like Jesus Christ every single time I want to
Speaker 2: bring this up, and I never remember, and I actively
Speaker 2: thought about that yesterday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I still forgot.
Speaker 2: I just I can't find I don't know.
Speaker 3: What, because I've been saying I've been wanting to do this.
Speaker 2: For like fucking I know, I know, I know, we'll
Speaker 2: we'll do it.
Speaker 3: We'll do it next.
Speaker 1: Actually we'll just like we'll pick a winner, like we
Speaker 1: don't need to do like a we already listened to
Speaker 1: them and we don't need to do like a whole
Speaker 1: judgment episode.
Speaker 3: We'll pick a winner. I think we all have like.
Speaker 1: A thing in mind. Yeah, so you'll just see it
Speaker 1: when it's when it's there, you know.
Speaker 2: What I mean. I just want to do like that,
Speaker 2: and then that a couple of runner ups and then
Speaker 2: give some bodies cumsock and then merch for the winter.
Speaker 2: It gets worch gets it gets a piece of merch,
Speaker 2: and then the comes sock.
Speaker 3: For a second, what is that?
Speaker 2: What is that? I was saying that the guy whose
Speaker 2: house is flooded and you're talking in Florida, Oh and
Speaker 2: he's just cooling, chilling in a kayak in his living room.
Speaker 3: That ship is so crazy.
Speaker 2: When I saw.
Speaker 3: The gator opens his door, WALK said, oh, I didn't
Speaker 3: know you'd be here. Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: All Right, I'm gonna come back on tonight.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 1: That's the guy's name, and he says, hello. Voices following
Speaker 1: me around my village?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: Whoa village has so much so many connotations? Yeah, hello,
Speaker 2: voices following me around my village?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Scripted video game set pieces piss you off to no end? Personally,
Speaker 1: I think people who design chase sequences where you never
Speaker 1: seem to run at full speed and also can't use
Speaker 1: your items because they want the scene to play out
Speaker 1: should be flogged and splashed with.
Speaker 3: Boiling hot liquid. Ship depends on the game.
Speaker 1: I think I hate the whole like shimmy thing where
Speaker 1: like we got a transition from one area to the other,
Speaker 1: so let's like squeeze in this tight space and like
Speaker 1: slowly moves hilarious.
Speaker 2: Like it to me, it's funny at this point, it's
Speaker 2: just funny.
Speaker 3: It's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Like there's there's a part in astro there's a God
Speaker 1: of War level and Astrobot that like they joke about
Speaker 1: like there's like a there's like a squeeze thing, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't believe they're like joking about this.
Speaker 1: It's great. I love it because it is a quirk.
Speaker 1: I understand why it's necessary. I get I get that
Speaker 1: it's like a hidden loading screen. I get it, but uh,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's still not fun to slowly shimmy
Speaker 1: through a fucking thin wall.
Speaker 3: Like it's amazing. I just want it at the very
Speaker 3: leashes auto, like why do I need a hole?
Speaker 2: Or just quick? Quicker quick would be quick as fine.
Speaker 2: The Last of Us actually did a pretty good job
Speaker 2: of that actually, because like there's like not necessarily from
Speaker 2: location to the location, but like in between, like little
Speaker 2: bits of cover. Like I remember that there was like
Speaker 2: a Last of Us part too specifically there was like
Speaker 2: a storefront or whatever you could like slip in between
Speaker 2: like the the shelving units like really quick, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, this is cool, this feels great.
Speaker 3: Which was more this.
Speaker 2: I think you should just focus on the character like
Speaker 2: Joel beating off real quick, yeah, and then like mash
Speaker 2: and he's like walking and ship or something. Something's happening,
Speaker 2: and they should make it. They should like you can't
Speaker 2: see anything but his dick. It's like that pledging and
Speaker 2: then he busts and then you open your end and
Speaker 2: you're in the new section.
Speaker 1: They should make a deet stranding where you have to
Speaker 1: control your right leg you're right, your your right leg,
Speaker 1: your left leg, your right hand, your left arm, and
Speaker 1: then you have to like jerk Off and also walk
Speaker 1: the entire time.
Speaker 3: I would have played that game. I would have played
Speaker 3: that I would I would have streamed that game.
Speaker 2: I would have become the top five, one of the
Speaker 2: top five players in the world, not one. I'm not
Speaker 2: that I'm not that ambitious. Yeah, the dragon Balls he sparked.
Speaker 1: The dragon Ball Sparking zero leaderboards are so funny because
Speaker 1: like all the top spots are obviously Mexican, Like it's
Speaker 1: it's crazy, Like it's like I think, like literally saying
Speaker 1: Mexicano is like the name that's like on number one
Speaker 1: or whatever.
Speaker 3: Think Mexicans is gonna play around fuck dragon.
Speaker 1: Ball now they don't like they're they're fucking great. Mexicans
Speaker 1: are dragon Ball fans and fighting game fiends apparently, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because like for I know, for us, it was techn
Speaker 1: For me, it was techn like my family and like
Speaker 1: my cousins, it was like Teken and def Jam Vendetta
Speaker 1: or like deaf Jam for whatever reason, Like those were
Speaker 1: our fighting games.
Speaker 3: Like I didn't even really play like Mortal Kombat or anything.
Speaker 4: Man, it was always it was always Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat,
Speaker 4: but I was I never played motal Kombat really, but
Speaker 4: I liked motal Kombat visual.
Speaker 3: That's why.
Speaker 4: That's why I watched the stories from all the games.
Speaker 4: I like sit down and watching these dogs ship. They're
Speaker 4: so dumb, but I like them.
Speaker 3: It's just so cool.
Speaker 2: Mortal Kombat always felt like I wasn't punching far enough.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to describe it.
Speaker 4: Modal character reach felt a beat. It's like hit then
Speaker 4: hit then hit. It doesn't like flow the way I
Speaker 4: wanted to. Like Street Fighters kind of like a very
Speaker 4: like flowy kind of fighting game. Mm hm was Mortal Kombat.
Speaker 4: It's more like a like per beat. You hit a
Speaker 4: buy on the beat to get people to you needs
Speaker 4: a beat. I don't don't, I don't, I.
Speaker 3: Don't, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I agree with that for me,
Speaker 4: I could be wrong. I don't, I don't know, I don't.
Speaker 4: I have why watched World Combat get played a lot.
Speaker 4: I fucking constantly watch it get played. But I'm like
Speaker 4: I just can't. I can't adapt to it for some reason.
Speaker 2: To me, it's just never It just never looked for personally,
Speaker 2: it never lived up to its old Uh it's old. Well,
Speaker 2: the sprite ship like, especially with speed, one of the
Speaker 2: one of the things. Once I went to Mortal Kombat three,
Speaker 2: Between Mortal komb At three and mortalomb At four, the
Speaker 2: speed was perfect more come at four was a stupid game,
Speaker 2: but the speed was still on point. Then it transitioned
Speaker 2: to the three D stuff and it was fun, but
Speaker 2: I was already like, oh, they're moving away from the speed.
Speaker 2: And then once they revamped the thing, it was just
Speaker 2: like slower and everybody has three hit combos and everything
Speaker 2: else is now based on juggling. Where before you can
Speaker 2: chain stuff, you can still have seven hit combos eight
Speaker 2: and you still want to juggle. It just simplified everything
Speaker 2: and made everything about jungling. I was like, what, it
Speaker 2: could have killed it for me.
Speaker 4: So it's Mortal Kombat one, two, three, what is for
Speaker 4: for it's actually Mortal Kombat four four? Then that one
Speaker 4: does Deadly Alliance come in?
Speaker 2: That's the next one that's that's technically five. Then it's Redemption,
Speaker 2: Deception and then Armageddon.
Speaker 3: Armageddon, then it's and that's the reboot.
Speaker 2: Shoolin Monks. Bunch came in between. I think came out
Speaker 2: either before or after Deception. I can't remember.
Speaker 4: I never played childon Monks I really I didn't.
Speaker 2: I have I had it, I didn't beat it. It
Speaker 2: was fun, but then all of a sudden, you don't
Speaker 2: need to play it because if you played Armageddon and
Speaker 2: played their story of those two gay brothers or whatever
Speaker 2: it was, you remember that beat him up?
Speaker 3: Had it, beat him up?
Speaker 2: If you, if you, if you did it, they made
Speaker 2: a whole the dumbest story you'll ever I couldn't believe
Speaker 2: how dumb the story was. It's like the gods just
Speaker 2: made some ship a struggle test but save the world
Speaker 2: or so. It didn't make any sense at all. It's stupid.
Speaker 4: It's insane seeing how like some game even like back then,
Speaker 4: had like such crazy narratives, and then some games had
Speaker 4: just completely dog shit stories like Chrono Trigger existed at
Speaker 4: that time. You know, yeah, it's like, what the fuck
Speaker 4: was going on? I think back in the day, Jarraffe
Speaker 4: had a stronghold on narrative storytelling.
Speaker 3: Oh they did, because that was a stronghold on.
Speaker 2: It was more important than that than the fucking gameplay actually,
Speaker 2: because if you didn't have a good payoff, people would
Speaker 2: have been furious, right like so in the in the
Speaker 2: in the way that fighting games didn't give a shit
Speaker 2: because before you had to get the stories through the
Speaker 2: book or the ending or.
Speaker 3: Something you did to get they didn't have anything more
Speaker 3: to kom At four.
Speaker 2: They stepped it up, and then they started putting more
Speaker 2: stuff in there, but it was the story actually started
Speaker 2: to become a little bit interesting in four.
Speaker 3: I think before that it was really stupid. And then
Speaker 3: the scory story.
Speaker 2: Really picked up in the three D era of the
Speaker 2: PS two. I think that was when things actually started
Speaker 2: getting Yeah, I think that's what they got really because
Speaker 2: they switched it up. Luke keg died immediately.
Speaker 4: Because I was like, how did he sneak up on
Speaker 4: lu Kang? Like I was just it was it was
Speaker 4: it was. It was to drive the plot forward. I
Speaker 4: know that's what it was there. Shake it up, man,
Speaker 4: But like.
Speaker 3: How did lou die? How did like Luke king Well,
Speaker 3: he turned the Kang beat the fuck out of both
Speaker 3: of them in the previous name together they him and
Speaker 3: I was like, Wow, they nerved him.
Speaker 2: Let's just be they nerved Like.
Speaker 3: In the original story, lu Kang and Kun Lau were
Speaker 3: so strong as immortals it was crazy.
Speaker 2: They hard nerved him right for the for the plot,
Speaker 2: which is I'm like, that's fine. Most people were didn't
Speaker 2: care because no one really liked lu Kang. He was
Speaker 2: just a good character to play, but nobody liked him
Speaker 2: as a character.
Speaker 4: I was law person instead.
Speaker 3: Hu was way better of a character.
Speaker 2: But as far as if you wanted to beat the game,
Speaker 2: fucking spamming, lu Kang's fucking low fireball. Beat everything that beats.
Speaker 4: Everything that's in that game. I'm pretty sure that's the
Speaker 4: only one he wasn't in.
Speaker 3: It was in a deception. Yeah, but I'm lose in Deception.
Speaker 3: That's the only when he wasn't in. Actually, was he
Speaker 3: not zombie in that one? He just went They came
Speaker 3: back at Zombie and Armageddon. Well, there's either Deadly Alliance
Speaker 3: or deceptions. Lu King is nine one of those two.
Speaker 3: I think it's deception. I can't say he comes back
Speaker 3: as a zombie in Armageddon. That's the thing I know
Speaker 3: for sure. That's what ZOMBI looking.
Speaker 4: Okay, remember the trailer where everyone's fighting to get up
Speaker 4: the pyramid, and then like, was that the first time?
Speaker 3: His neck and then he comes back with the change.
Speaker 2: Was that the first time? Huh? I just don't remember that.
Speaker 3: I know. That's the only thing I know about.
Speaker 4: That's the one of the only facts about Mortal Combat
Speaker 4: that I know.
Speaker 3: Interesting fact. Yeah, interesting fact.
Speaker 2: This imagine dragons crashing a plane into the base the
Speaker 2: Bass Pro Shop pyramid.
Speaker 3: I went there. It was pretty cool. It was redneck
Speaker 3: heaven essentially.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I imagine it's like we did and went to
Speaker 2: the Bass Pro Shop pyramid. My god. Uh.
Speaker 1: Basically, he says, hey, chuckle, he says, hey, chuckle, cucks.
Speaker 1: Did you see that CJ was already modded into the
Speaker 1: new Dragon Ball game spark what's Sparking's hero?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What's been something that's uh that has reminded you
Speaker 2: how insane ingtality people can be on the internet. Mine
Speaker 2: was when during the live stream reveal of Mario Odyssey,
Speaker 2: someone drew and posted rule thy far for of the
Speaker 2: sentient cap before the stream ended. That is crazy, that
Speaker 2: is it?
Speaker 3: That's I wonder how shaded it was.
Speaker 1: I wonder if I had, like all the shading details
Speaker 1: like how complete was it.
Speaker 4: We have a good friend who's a part of that community,
Speaker 4: and it's like it's literally a race to put out
Speaker 4: the porn. It's a porn race, but and it's a
Speaker 4: race that I appreciate.
Speaker 3: I appreciate it. Dude, I mean it's dude.
Speaker 1: I gotta say, man, I have to say, uh, it
Speaker 1: is wild. I love that CJ is just the character.
Speaker 1: He's the he's the stage because I saw him also
Speaker 1: in Silent Hill already, yeah, already, it's not I don't
Speaker 1: Sun Hill is officially even out yet necessarily. I think
Speaker 1: it might just be out like today or like yesterday,
Speaker 1: because like there's like they did that early access thing
Speaker 1: for like special editions or whatever.
Speaker 2: We as a community came together and just deemed that
Speaker 2: he is the default, this black guy.
Speaker 3: It's c J.
Speaker 4: And then it's Cradles in games that critos shouldn't be
Speaker 4: in or Shrek, Shrek is Arek is definitely, Shrek is
Speaker 4: definitely up download a few times.
Speaker 1: Washer Man and Randy Savage is strangely common to d
Speaker 1: not necessarily as often, not even close to as much
Speaker 1: as Shrek or CJ. But like the fact that he's
Speaker 1: in Skyrim and left for dead. And that is the
Speaker 1: thing that like I.
Speaker 4: Thought, I have something to tell you. That's what's crazy.
Speaker 4: You just watched the Vincent Man.
Speaker 3: Shit, the Vince mcman No, of course not. Oh the
Speaker 3: docuseries on Netflix. He's a demon. He's really a demon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we we went over there.
Speaker 4: He didn't like, I didn't know how demonicchy like I watched.
Speaker 4: I was watching an attitude Well uh huh, probably just
Speaker 4: before That's why. It was like probably like late nineties,
Speaker 4: late late eighties, throughout the nineties ever there, So I'm
Speaker 4: kind of off. I was like right after, why why
Speaker 4: do you bring this up?
Speaker 3: I don't understand because we were talking about Randy Savage, right,
Speaker 3: and that my brain the actor, Yeah, my brain flipped
Speaker 3: from Spider Man Brett Hart, right, yeah, to Brett like
Speaker 3: Brett Hart, who is that?
Speaker 4: Another very famous wrestler. One of my favorites of all times.
Speaker 3: Is the guy who died.
Speaker 2: No, Owen died, well, his brother, his brother died. Brother,
Speaker 2: his brother got killed because he injured Stone cold Steve Austin.
Speaker 2: That's the that's the the Quiet Conspiracy.
Speaker 3: He's like a Diddy type.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So so there's the Heart Family of wrestlers. They're Canadians,
Speaker 2: so they don't matter. They're important, but I love you talking.
Speaker 3: Brett's so cool. He's one of those favorites. Bro, He's
Speaker 3: a Canadian.
Speaker 2: So so so sorry, so stone Cold obviously being god right.
Speaker 2: Owen Hart injured Stone Cold. He broke his neck. I
Speaker 2: theorize that. You know, he his harness. First, they humiliated
Speaker 2: him because of that. He made him the superhero, the
Speaker 2: Blue Bitch or whatever they called him, and then he
Speaker 2: was supposed to have a superhero entrance. He fell and died,
Speaker 2: and so the harness was faulty. He fell to his
Speaker 2: death and he bled out and died, and they continued
Speaker 2: the show because vins Man's a demon.
Speaker 3: Dude, see the show and literally the Rock was crying
Speaker 3: during a lot of people like like because the Rock
Speaker 3: had to come up right after the Rock was crying
Speaker 3: and they were trying to they were trying to, like
Speaker 3: wrestle staying character. Dwayne is literally like I was like,
Speaker 3: there's that's insane.
Speaker 2: You're trying to, Yeah, beans Vinz the demon, He says
Speaker 2: an excuse like I would have wanted you to I
Speaker 2: wouldn't want to, kid, I would have wanted you to
Speaker 2: continue the show if I died or if one of
Speaker 2: my kids.
Speaker 3: Died, and Bret's like I want to kill him, It's
Speaker 3: like I want to kill him, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Owen Hart died because he killed he series that
Speaker 2: little me at that moment. Where is this Netflix? I
Speaker 2: don't know anything about it. It's called mister McMahon, but
Speaker 2: that sounds crazy. This is a perfect way to learn
Speaker 2: about wrestling. Actually, this docu series is a six, six episodes,
Speaker 2: perfect way if you were interested in just not like
Speaker 2: just how the fuck yead he become a thing?
Speaker 1: And now let me ask you let me ask this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not that it'll tinge weather or not. I want to
Speaker 1: see it. But is this one of those six episode
Speaker 1: mini series where this could have been three? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: noticing that this is happening a lot, so.
Speaker 3: I actually I there's much more.
Speaker 2: From my perspective, it's not enough, okay technically from my
Speaker 2: and and and one of the biggest things is they
Speaker 2: have so many interviewees.
Speaker 3: There's so many people that they barely said anything. And
Speaker 3: I was like, you guys, mismanage your time. So it
Speaker 3: seems like they didn't actually have enough time.
Speaker 2: Because there's there's a thing happening a lot now. There's
Speaker 2: not him, I'm saying the interviewees. There's there's there's a
Speaker 2: bunch of people that didn't get cut short.
Speaker 3: He did.
Speaker 1: There's something happening a lot now. In like entertainment where
Speaker 1: things are a lot longer than they need to be,
Speaker 1: Like there's like murder mysteries or like like true crime
Speaker 1: things that are like five episodes, when it's like this
Speaker 1: could have been a movie, right, Like this could have been.
Speaker 3: Like two episodes max, Right.
Speaker 1: And I heard like from like people like in like
Speaker 1: in this space where it's like, yeah, they're just kind
Speaker 1: of like trying to take up a lot of your
Speaker 1: timeat increase watch time, increase engagement. And then also like
Speaker 1: what I heard was like I don't know if you've
Speaker 1: ever noticed this, I've noticed this where like in certain
Speaker 1: documentaries or certain documseries, they'll like repeat certain things over
Speaker 1: and over again. They'll be like they'll make the same
Speaker 1: point like a couple times per episode or even like
Speaker 1: even through multiple episodes, Like why the fuck are they repeating?
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, well, apparently this is so scary and tragic.
Speaker 1: But like people design these shows or write these shows
Speaker 1: or put these shows together with the expectation that everybody
Speaker 1: watching is half on their phone, So like if you
Speaker 1: repeat information like it's fine because it's like they probably
Speaker 1: didn't catch it the first time. So you're expected to
Speaker 1: just not pay attention to the stuff that you watch.
Speaker 4: And I feel like that happened in YouTube videos. But
Speaker 4: I think I'm schizophrenics. I don't mention it.
Speaker 2: I'm for sure.
Speaker 3: I think for point that like someone says something again,
Speaker 3: and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like certain corporate ones like absolutely undoubtedly are following a
Speaker 1: similar model.
Speaker 2: I think I think you're right. In particular, I've also
Speaker 2: seen it. I've seen people behave that way. Yeah, I've
Speaker 2: seen this guy even I've.
Speaker 3: Seen a lot of people. I even I haven't even
Speaker 3: seen my wife do that sometimes.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing that I feel like a lot
Speaker 2: of people they act like they they even though this
Speaker 2: is literally impossible to absorb information from someone talking or
Speaker 2: two things simultaneously. This is something that I feel like
Speaker 2: there's a lot of people that convince themselves that they
Speaker 2: can do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't. I cannot multitiz you literally can't.
Speaker 2: It is I'm it is an unless you're a superhuman.
Speaker 2: If there is the TV talking and you're reading something
Speaker 2: on your phone. You're not gonna absorb it's one.
Speaker 3: Or the other.
Speaker 2: Now what you could do if you can pieces of
Speaker 2: both and then all of a sudden, now you have
Speaker 2: incomplete things of people will do and.
Speaker 3: You have to again, I have the gist of it,
Speaker 3: or they'll just you know.
Speaker 2: So there's been many times where videos while I'm playing
Speaker 2: a video game and I'm listening to something where I'm
Speaker 2: focusing too much on the video game.
Speaker 3: I've had to rewind the video like three times. I
Speaker 3: wanted to actually get this rather than the same thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if I watch a movie with people, I like,
Speaker 2: I actually I'm like, I'm not gonna be on.
Speaker 3: I try.
Speaker 1: I try, actually specifically to be like if I'm with people,
Speaker 1: I don't do that. If I'm watching it's a movie
Speaker 1: I've seen before, like whatever, yeah, you'll zone now.
Speaker 3: Is like what I When I write people over to
Speaker 3: watch a movie, it's not we're not we're not watching
Speaker 3: that movie. We're just hanging out and on to make
Speaker 3: fun of, right, and we're there to laugh right right,
Speaker 3: We're not doing that. But if I'm like, it was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I want to watch this thing about like freaking apolitics
Speaker 3: coming out, like I'm gonna sit down and I'm gonna
Speaker 3: watch that obviously went glued to it. Or if I'm
Speaker 3: like watching a lore video that I really care about that,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna fucking gaily like write like let's be part
Speaker 3: of my d D campaign.
Speaker 4: Like I'll fucking like focus on that, and I have
Speaker 4: a a paper next to the ticket notes but like it's.
Speaker 2: Pretty disgusting whatever. Anyway, Yeah, cj oh he was.
Speaker 4: On, he was on He's on on the podcast today
Speaker 4: No Trump. He was on What Trump is on Flavoran.
Speaker 1: Oh, I saw that and I saw clips of it
Speaker 1: where like I saw clips of it where they're just
Speaker 1: laughing at him, Like it's kind of wild, like because
Speaker 1: a lot of interviews with Trump, like he said, he
Speaker 1: says things that are just objectively like that is hilarious,
Speaker 1: Like that that a person can say that seriously with
Speaker 1: no hint of irony is amazing. And all the clips
Speaker 1: that I've seen so far from the flagrant thing is
Speaker 1: like Andrew Scholl's like like what does that mean?
Speaker 2: What are you saying? Which is kind of wild because
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever actually seen that.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've actually ever seen him interact with
Speaker 1: a person who is like willing to laugh at what
Speaker 1: he's saying because it is funny, like I think he said,
Speaker 1: like Trump's like I think I'm I'm basically a truthful person,
Speaker 1: and Should's is like what does that mean?
Speaker 2: Like what does that mean?
Speaker 1: And Trump does not play into it, like he doesn't
Speaker 1: understand that what he says is funny, Like he doesn't
Speaker 1: understand that what he says is like an insane thing
Speaker 1: to say. Yeah, so like it's actually wild because like
Speaker 1: I actually feel like.
Speaker 3: It's like for fruit, it's like real narcissism. It's like
Speaker 3: actually like true, yeah, like it's it's it's not like
Speaker 3: a like, oh, you're like an asshole.
Speaker 2: I just like no, this guy because he doesn't even
Speaker 2: smile or like play into it. Yeah, like you like
Speaker 2: like I feel like a smart person would. He just
Speaker 2: doesn't understand already.
Speaker 4: Like even before all this hit, he's like a known
Speaker 4: tax criminal like this mother's a.
Speaker 2: Free you know what's interesting, And he's like, I've never
Speaker 2: done anything illegal. I'm a lot of people are starting
Speaker 2: to realize that because of the whole cackling Kamala thing
Speaker 2: or whatever, people are trying to say because of all
Speaker 2: of that ship people are starting to realize because I've
Speaker 2: seen it on two separate podcasts that ask the same question,
Speaker 2: have any of you ever seen Trump laugh? And then
Speaker 2: everyone's like, wait, I don't think the entirety of his career,
Speaker 2: of being on television or anything, he's smirked, He's made
Speaker 2: little you know, he'll smirk, but laughing that's actually wild.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever thought about that either. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I literally can't imagine he's an insane person because that
Speaker 1: is something they're making fun of, a regular human emotion.
Speaker 3: I have never thought of that ever.
Speaker 2: It'sact people started to think about this because of the
Speaker 2: laughing Kamala thing or cackling Kamala, and I was like,
Speaker 2: they're making fun of her having a human emotion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's one thing to never see somebody cry,
Speaker 1: because people often cry.
Speaker 3: People will bottle that like I can't cry. I mean
Speaker 3: if I if I take a literally.
Speaker 2: Watched you, I've watched you cry and I recorded it,
Speaker 2: I can't cry.
Speaker 3: I won't cry. I'll take a bat to your knee.
Speaker 3: We'll see what happens. I won't cry. I'll I'll take
Speaker 3: a bat to your ribs. I'll see what happens, I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I will yell, I will wail, but I will not cry.
Speaker 2: I'll bring your dog back to life and come inside.
Speaker 3: It and kill it. There you go, we gotta go.
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, Rock, just like, what's that? What's that furry?
Speaker 2: What's the furry guy that like, uh got outed for
Speaker 2: like fucking road killer whatever? It was like, Oh, what
Speaker 2: heiro the wolf? Is that that I just started watching?
Speaker 3: That's the furry I.
Speaker 2: Just started watching a Turkey Tom video. I must be
Speaker 2: that person. I didn't get far. I don't know that
Speaker 2: was it said. The video was called the Worst Furry
Speaker 2: or something, the worst. It must be the same person.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that there was a Turkey Tom video
Speaker 3: about it. It just came out because I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: and then when we watched that video about our friends
Speaker 3: came up and showed us that ship. I was like,
Speaker 3: this is horrible. Where are you watching? This? Is it?
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, yeah, I was like, why friends? You
Speaker 2: just know you. I feel like I can accurately tell
Speaker 2: like who shared people who shared? What just Based on
Speaker 2: the Internet's most hated furry influencer, it's a blue like
Speaker 2: dog or something. I don't is that it. Maybe I
Speaker 2: don't remember what he looks like because when I when
Speaker 2: I see furry, my eyes glaze over that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because if.
Speaker 2: You're talking about sucking a corpse, it's gotta be that.
Speaker 2: But see how I barely started, so I don't know
Speaker 2: what they've done. It might be this thing I've know
Speaker 2: so far is that they're into scat porn. And I
Speaker 2: was already like, well, this is already starting.
Speaker 3: All I know about him is that like there was
Speaker 3: like a roadkill incident.
Speaker 2: Fucking roadkill. Yeah, it's like you already told me. But
Speaker 2: once I processed it again, I was just like they
Speaker 2: got him fucking roadkill in the Starbucks. I'm making think
Speaker 2: that about but that is real, the core of it
Speaker 2: is real.
Speaker 3: Okay, we would make it hard to find.
Speaker 2: I'm so thrown off.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what the I don't remember anybody
Speaker 3: upstanding ferries you know that are just like they just
Speaker 3: doing what they do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry, are they upstanding if they're on on
Speaker 2: their forest? I just I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: That's that's that's that's that's like, that's like deeper than
Speaker 4: you think it is.
Speaker 2: Like, look, man, anyway, we gotta get it's not hurting.
Speaker 2: It's not hurting anyone, but still anyway, it's Yeah, just
Speaker 2: props props in in closing to CJ for being like
Speaker 2: unreasonably iconic even though it's like one of the most
Speaker 2: generic designs ever.
Speaker 3: Possibly, can he ever get more clothes? I don't remember.
Speaker 3: You can put more clothes on him. I don't think
Speaker 3: you can, right, he's.
Speaker 2: Just always a wife feeder. Is I think you could
Speaker 2: put a jacket.
Speaker 3: I've never seen him more clothes than that. You can
Speaker 3: customize his hair, huh, And that's.
Speaker 2: It actually, because it might just be a thing where
Speaker 2: I just left it, or you can. I don't know,
Speaker 2: because I I remember him being jacked. I may I
Speaker 2: would always make him jacked, but he still would only
Speaker 2: have a white beater on.
Speaker 1: Speaking of jacked, interesting, Frank West is unreasonably strong the
Speaker 1: whole point. Yeah, I forgot that though, Like I kind
Speaker 1: of forgot because because he's a he's a journalist, but
Speaker 1: then he's also like swinging benches.
Speaker 2: He's an action journalist.
Speaker 3: He put on the camera in this game, or no,
Speaker 3: what do you mean when you put put on the camera.
Speaker 3: Can you take the camera on your hands like you
Speaker 3: have to have Joe was holding the camera when you're
Speaker 3: running around? Yeah, can you finally put it down? Why
Speaker 3: would you put it down just to not have a
Speaker 3: camera in your yead? What would that change though? Like
Speaker 3: would never like walking on holding because he looks takes pictures.
Speaker 1: So it just changed the animation of him running.
Speaker 3: Why do you care?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's never liked him holding the camera. So this guy
Speaker 3: wants to like pay someone to mod the camera.
Speaker 2: This is this is like this is your like master chiefs,
Speaker 2: Like the hailmet isn't right for me.
Speaker 3: I have a lot of like that.
Speaker 1: That's like a weirdly authisic things like I don't want
Speaker 1: him to hold the cameras.
Speaker 4: My biggest my biggest gripe for anything.
Speaker 3: Is one of the only unique things about him that
Speaker 3: he has a camera anything?
Speaker 4: Right, I told you about it today earlier and just
Speaker 4: sparking zero, there's a there's a gohan from Dragon Ball
Speaker 4: super where he has such a dumb ass haircut and
Speaker 4: it bothers me to my core when I see it, Like,
Speaker 4: my day's worse when I see him with that.
Speaker 2: Hair Day's worse anyway.
Speaker 4: I want to shoot Gohan, but he's my favorite character.
Speaker 4: But I think it's be me that does it.
Speaker 3: I don't know why you like pussy ass characters like
Speaker 3: go On, that's crazy, a great character.
Speaker 4: Piccolo afears between him and Commy, it's technically Piccolo and
Speaker 4: it's just Junior at that moment. But yes, he's part
Speaker 4: of the dragon. Clive and and I don't know.
Speaker 3: They should have a hammer and sickle on him. Here's
Speaker 3: a good question.
Speaker 2: Let me sick.
Speaker 3: Another question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's one. Here's a good one.
Speaker 1: Ockham's razor suggests the razor of Okham is Gay wrote
Speaker 1: in and he says, does Kevin McAllister have the power
Speaker 1: of tune force? Or does or do Marv and Joe
Speaker 1: Peshy have tune force as a defense against the traumatic
Speaker 1: injury from this homicidal little ship kid.
Speaker 3: It's definitely Marvin doesn't have anything. Kevin doesn't have anything
Speaker 3: autism like very long.
Speaker 2: Well, sure, but he doesn't have any type of special abilities.
Speaker 2: He didn't do anything specially, just they're so fucking silly
Speaker 2: goofy that they fall into the bandits.
Speaker 3: Do you think he's on ability? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Probably, I feel like he might be the opposite.
Speaker 3: What retistic reatistic.
Speaker 2: I think he's just normal, like not not anything I
Speaker 2: want him to go to, like a college class he
Speaker 2: should he should do speaking speaking, isn't it crazy? Did
Speaker 2: you ever get these requests ritism like in twenty sixteen
Speaker 2: or like or like twenty seventeen, where people like you
Speaker 2: should speaking of college? And I had a handful of them.
Speaker 2: But I remember being so wild.
Speaker 3: That is why where we were at, that's while we're
Speaker 3: at right now.
Speaker 2: I was offered, I think I was.
Speaker 3: We shouldn't talk him like now.
Speaker 1: It ended up and it ended up that psychos were
Speaker 1: taking Liberty University.
Speaker 2: I think it's called there's a there's a there's a
Speaker 2: fucking Christian college, and I think in Texas, I think
Speaker 2: it's called Liberty or something. I think I was offered
Speaker 2: like I forgot how many, but it was lost like
Speaker 2: five figures to speak, and I was like, speaker, guess
Speaker 2: I don't know, Okay, I I am. So I got
Speaker 2: into a couple of arguments with some of the people
Speaker 2: when I said God's an asshole on Dave Rubin Show,
Speaker 2: because I was just I don't know what. I don't
Speaker 2: remember how it started but I was just I was like,
Speaker 2: either he's not real or he's a fucking asshole. And
Speaker 2: there's like people like, oh, hell, could you say that?
Speaker 2: And I was like, prove me wrong even if one
Speaker 2: or the other. Either either motherfucker there is nothing, or
Speaker 2: he exists and he's a piece of ship if you
Speaker 2: read your Bible, yeah, or he's just not aware like
Speaker 2: sometimes to do that. You can be that too. You're
Speaker 2: an awful part no number what I mean, it's like
Speaker 2: I don't think it's like I wouldn't be surprised if
Speaker 2: it's like it's it's like I think of it almost
Speaker 2: like a like a kid building.
Speaker 3: He had like a kid building, like a science.
Speaker 1: Project, you know what I mean. And it's like look
Speaker 1: at the science project. And then it's like, oh it's
Speaker 1: it's Earth or whatever you know, or universe. It's like okay,
Speaker 1: and and then like you know, that was second grade.
Speaker 1: He's in college now, Like I don't have any of
Speaker 1: the shit that I made. I don't like like that,
Speaker 1: and that like just completely like uninvolved.
Speaker 4: It is having one like an ant farm and be
Speaker 4: like oh, I'm gonna go to bed and you wake
Speaker 4: as much water.
Speaker 3: What the hell the spaceship. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 3: know if I told you this, if I told you
Speaker 3: guys this.
Speaker 2: One time, I I used to work in Glendale for
Speaker 2: the city and there was this older black dude, cool
Speaker 2: as fuck from Syracuse and he was like, we start
Speaker 2: having a discussion about religion. And this guy just knew
Speaker 2: everything about everything, read the Bible back front to back
Speaker 2: and had like every answer and one thing that he kept.
Speaker 2: He said to me first, he was like, you need
Speaker 2: to understand that and what you said, Chris. He's like,
Speaker 2: we're like ants to God. And I was like, that
Speaker 2: doesn't disturb you at all, like it. But but here's
Speaker 2: the thing that I thought. It was hilarious. This guy
Speaker 2: thought he had a picture of who I was. And
Speaker 2: he's like, you know, you know, when I was young,
Speaker 2: like you, I ran wild. I did a lot of
Speaker 2: crazy stuff. I went to orgies, I did this and
Speaker 2: I was like, whoa, I've never met a single person
Speaker 2: in my life that has fucking done orgies. And he
Speaker 2: said it so casually, like that was a normal thing
Speaker 2: to do when you were young. I was like, Waites,
Speaker 2: and I was like and I was like, wait, you
Speaker 2: can't just you can't just talk past that.
Speaker 3: You can't. You can't rattle it off like eating cereal
Speaker 3: or something. I was.
Speaker 2: I was going to parties. I was fucking exclusively elephant.
Speaker 2: I was just like I was like I thought he
Speaker 2: was gonna say like, oh, I did drugs and this
Speaker 2: and that, but or dude, there you have. Have you
Speaker 2: met anyone that's fucking gone to orgies? That's crazy that
Speaker 2: you even know one person's to me, that's because where
Speaker 2: do you find them? Where? Where the fuck are orgies at?
Speaker 2: It's literally just people, you know, I would imagine, I
Speaker 2: would imagine, but it's like who are the people?
Speaker 3: Do you know? That one? Like, hey, friends, let's all
Speaker 3: fuck each other.
Speaker 1: And I've never I've been to a part where something
Speaker 1: where something was happening in like another room.
Speaker 3: I have been there.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, yo, I'm not when I'm not ready
Speaker 2: for this.
Speaker 4: Like I went to like basketball, like oh the basketball team.
Speaker 4: You go to play balls like that, and then you
Speaker 4: go into a room and one girl's getting pterodactyled in there,
Speaker 4: and you're like.
Speaker 3: What is happening?
Speaker 2: I just never wanted to be around my boys and
Speaker 2: see all their dicks and all that ship. That's just
Speaker 2: not really.
Speaker 4: My girlfriend at the time, my homies was like you
Speaker 4: hook it up, and I was like, I'll fuck you up.
Speaker 4: Like no, she's my property. Why that's my toy.
Speaker 3: I'll gang bang your girlfriend with you guys, But you
Speaker 3: guys are not touching my girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Look, man, yeah, you know, shit happens. I get that
Speaker 2: every once in a while, maybe someone's gonna do something
Speaker 2: kind of weird.
Speaker 3: But like.
Speaker 2: Kill, it's it's not a real versus much. What's that
Speaker 2: guy that's impossible? What's that guy's name? In a soul caliber?
Speaker 2: That giant do with the axe? It's like astrew something
Speaker 2: say like kill like all the time before major He's got,
Speaker 2: He's got. So that is that is the origin story
Speaker 2: of that guy big axe.
Speaker 3: Man, it's like Astro lift Astro.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't remember, I wish.
Speaker 2: I think it's Astros or something else.
Speaker 3: Let's leave now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, but but the Wet bandit's absolutely have two
Speaker 2: for us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're definitely. They're definitely silly. They have unkillable buff
Speaker 3: They've laughed so hard that the world has stopped a
Speaker 3: few times.
Speaker 2: Because they can get maimed, right, and they can bleed,
Speaker 2: they can be fried, but they can't die, and they're cursed.
Speaker 3: They're cursed, that's what they have.
Speaker 2: They're immortal.
Speaker 3: They're gonna be withering away.
Speaker 2: You're gonna run into them in like fucking mass effect.
Speaker 3: And they can't mentally progress either.
Speaker 2: They still just try to steal stupid petty ship. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're still there's still fucking putting glue on gloves and
Speaker 2: like dipping him and fucking change.
Speaker 3: It's so crazy.
Speaker 2: Shepard is fucking Vanguard Nova fucking boom and they hit
Speaker 2: the wall the flat, Mom, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: He's like's like.
Speaker 7: Excuse me, we can't steal from c sect MAV, you
Speaker 7: dumb ass, stupid mother.
Speaker 2: And I could get some credits from the guy.
Speaker 3: You have to be in the spaces there and Shepard
Speaker 3: holds it, hold up, it's amazing. He does the spider
Speaker 3: scream when there's the spiders on Its amazing. It's it
Speaker 3: really Yeah that that I love that movie. I think
Speaker 3: honestly the first one.
Speaker 1: Like I understand like the second movie is cool, but
Speaker 1: I think the first movie is my favorite just because
Speaker 1: of that scream.
Speaker 2: That scream is crazy.
Speaker 3: I mean when he's getting electrocuted, that's pretty good.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good. It's the memes of him, just like,
Speaker 2: oh when when you nuts, she keeps sucking, because it's
Speaker 2: basically the transform percent how it feels.
Speaker 3: Definitely feel silly, die.
Speaker 2: Commanded Shepherd versus the Wet Band.
Speaker 3: It's this fucking wild.
Speaker 4: Do you think Shepherd would be like, that's amazing problem,
Speaker 4: I can't kill them.
Speaker 2: I want that would be I want Shepherd about to
Speaker 2: do that nova slam, you know, like like after after
Speaker 2: you do the fucking the charge, do the slam. I
Speaker 2: want a slam, and then Marv and Harry. What's the names.
Speaker 3: Harry and Marv? I think I would just want them to.
Speaker 2: Just seeing them like being like obliterated, you know, or
Speaker 2: not obliterating because they can't.
Speaker 3: They're breaking apart like the obliterated, but then they reconstantly
Speaker 3: they're they're.
Speaker 2: Breaking apart like Majing Boo in the Spirit Bomb, like
Speaker 2: he's being fragmented.
Speaker 4: Juice all over the place, and the slowly but sure
Speaker 4: that he starts moving back together.
Speaker 2: It's like this dumb motherfucker blowed me up, and you're.
Speaker 6: Like, what's Harry and mar.
Speaker 2: Stupid?
Speaker 3: I love it?
Speaker 2: Oh god, we're going to be the best bandage ever.
Speaker 1: Bobby's magic Harry Harry Harry.
Speaker 2: I forget which one is with Harry Larry Marbin is
Speaker 2: the tall one is Harry?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: We're gonna be the best bandage in the world. Harry
Speaker 3: Sarah Sarah the guy from one right, evil Wizard, You
Speaker 3: dumb Saren, Margin Saren, margin Saren.
Speaker 2: That is kind of what he is. He's already like
Speaker 2: flying around on that fucking silver super fuckingboard.
Speaker 3: Yeah one is so griefy, this little thing with cannons
Speaker 3: and ship. Yeah, him so many times, you should die.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what was it?
Speaker 3: Was it? We're gonna get the fun out of here.
Speaker 2: We're gonna read our twenty five dollars patrons, Thank you
Speaker 2: for listening to this.
Speaker 3: Fucking it's a weird episode, Harry Marvo.
Speaker 2: I went to train with Bobbedy.
Speaker 3: They are training with Bobbedy right now, Commander Shepherd, all right,
Speaker 3: give me Garrett.
Speaker 2: So it's such a fortnight, fucking fever dream Harry and Marv.
Speaker 1: The wet home, the home alone, wet man. It's a
Speaker 1: trading with Bobbedy. Come into Comander Shepherd. It's his action figures.
Speaker 1: This is a child playing with Garrett. The Reapers can wait.
Speaker 1: The Reapers can wait. We have to take down Harry
Speaker 1: and Marv. Harriet powered by Bobbedy's magic. Imagine this going
Speaker 1: on in the kid's bedroom that he's playing with action
Speaker 1: figures and he has a Bobbedy action figure. He has
Speaker 1: Commander Shepherd actually fire, and he has Harry and Mark
Speaker 1: Mark he draws.
Speaker 2: And on the same as that fucking Jamericawai ship.
Speaker 3: I actually want Harry and Marv action figures.
Speaker 2: That would be dope. Actually I would buy the swap
Speaker 2: their heads out like one could be like the electrocuted
Speaker 2: head and like that would actually be dope. Out of that.
Speaker 2: I would woul support people who would I would.
Speaker 3: I went to an ex bowl this weekend. I was looking.
Speaker 3: I was desperately looking for a fucking which are the adults?
Speaker 3: How was that? Did you ended up meeting pictures with them?
Speaker 3: How was it? It was really quick?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It was weird seeking him in person. It was like, oh,
Speaker 3: you guys are like real because even my Gregor looks great.
Speaker 3: He aged so well, like genuine his age, very well
Speaker 3: for like a person at his age, and hey, Hereston.
Speaker 3: I was like, yo, I just I like, I didn't
Speaker 3: even talk because my friend was like, I can't really
Speaker 3: like I would just divulge too much, and I would,
Speaker 3: I would make your days worse. So I'm just gonna like,
Speaker 3: thank you.
Speaker 2: I was gonna go with you, and then I slept.
Speaker 2: I saw it. Instead.
Speaker 3: All I did was wake up. They had a really
Speaker 3: bomble googie bowl there at the convention Center. You have
Speaker 3: a food trucks.
Speaker 2: Oh cool, cool cool?
Speaker 3: How much was it?
Speaker 2: Eighteen dollars?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I was like, like eleven, that's not that Badlan stumpaid,
Speaker 2: it's not bad at all. Probably went bankrupt. Elaman is
Speaker 2: my favorite number.
Speaker 3: A bunch of mon people out there.
Speaker 2: I probably were able to make it back Elaban.
Speaker 1: All right, anyway, we're gonna read a twenty five dollars patrons.
Speaker 1: Now go over to the patrio under Compass Snark Tank.
Speaker 1: If you want to jump in and make me say
Speaker 1: the hain Is ship cut me down.
Speaker 3: I'm getting a pony tail the side.
Speaker 2: You should do a Johnny Bravo thing where you like
Speaker 2: you cut it, you cut it at a slant.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do it lesbians do where I'm gonna shave
Speaker 3: the side only oh he didn't get a ponytail?
Speaker 2: Okay, lesbians three two one.
Speaker 1: Derek watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Almost every character is based
Speaker 1: on a musical artist and gay like you all, I.
Speaker 3: Watched the first season.
Speaker 2: I know I need, I do do need to continue it.
Speaker 2: It's cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is the only manga. It was only anime.
Speaker 3: I I really really like right now ended?
Speaker 2: Really how long for?
Speaker 3: I feel like that was five years? Oh cool, that's great,
Speaker 3: that's great. How many episodes? No, the manga so sorry,
Speaker 3: the manga's over. The show is still continued. The show
Speaker 3: has still going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh what the fun came out on two thousand?
Speaker 2: How many chapters?
Speaker 3: I guess one sixty something?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, that's a lot. Yeah, it's kind of.
Speaker 4: They can't do short from content. Man, think of how
Speaker 4: think of how think of how like they guess a book?
Speaker 4: Give me a book, any book?
Speaker 3: I mean, I just feel like the Bible.
Speaker 2: I mean that, well, I don't know what you're I
Speaker 2: don't know what you're pointing. Give me like a concise
Speaker 2: I feel like the Gundam series are are perfect, Like that's.
Speaker 3: What they should do. It's like, hey, usually under.
Speaker 2: But even the Gundam's mangas are pretty long man programming
Speaker 2: for dummies.
Speaker 3: So yeah, you read that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Was it?
Speaker 2: Was it on inspiring? I forgot all the characters.
Speaker 4: Be like, oh shit, I am fucking stupid. You're like,
Speaker 4: holy shit, I'm mad, I'm mad stupid.
Speaker 2: This is like speaking my language. Finally, holy fuck.
Speaker 1: Crystal Fox is massive, veiny throbbing girl cock Sleez Merchant.
Speaker 3: Crystal Fox, the girl, the female Fox.
Speaker 1: From Star Fox Adventures. Oh, I never played it. I
Speaker 1: only know about it because.
Speaker 2: A barrel, that's barrel. And then the way that they
Speaker 2: would talk or something like.
Speaker 3: Yeah and it'll be like.
Speaker 2: Barrel.
Speaker 3: It was definitely black coded. People that deny that were like,
Speaker 3: what do you mean?
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Black? You do this all the time.
Speaker 4: Was definitely was like falcons, like in the Tonguan what
Speaker 4: was gribbean?
Speaker 3: Who? What I mean? It's not black?
Speaker 4: Technically? People say that shit is crazy to me. It's like,
Speaker 4: what are you talking about? What do you mean to
Speaker 4: make its? People aren't black?
Speaker 3: What do you mean? It's just like some are, but
Speaker 3: most are.
Speaker 1: Doctor Doctor Octopus's top left tentacle is Afro American coded. Uh,
Speaker 1: But Doctor Octopus's bottom right tentacle is Asian coded.
Speaker 3: You imagine, I think is hilarious.
Speaker 1: I think they did have like technically like they had
Speaker 1: names or something, and they had like different personalities.
Speaker 3: I don't know that ship. That's that's something even me
Speaker 3: as a fucking mega spider Man that have no clue about.
Speaker 1: The name of this well, I know that's the movie.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, I think because they were like, you're in
Speaker 1: control of this one. This one's supposed to be a
Speaker 1: little bit.
Speaker 3: You can't see the say that.
Speaker 2: No, I can't say the N word.
Speaker 3: No, you're right, maybe I should crit all you're a
Speaker 3: part of me, so maybe I can't.
Speaker 2: Say the.
Speaker 3: Trying to fight racism through his or oh my goodness.
Speaker 2: Say the inwid No I'm not criminals. I'm not.
Speaker 3: They're like like face man.
Speaker 2: You're right. The real crime would be to ignore the
Speaker 2: word entirely.
Speaker 3: It's just kind of true. She like raising he does.
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, like when he's like, uh yeah,
Speaker 2: when he's like nothing will stand in our way. Oh,
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: I love that racist doc the racist tentacles les him
Speaker 3: fighting racism through the tentacles is very funny.
Speaker 2: I want to see them with little cute like hoods
Speaker 2: on the clan hoods.
Speaker 3: Perfectly. They're like soup.
Speaker 2: It's such an unreasonable extra step to take, just in
Speaker 2: case you didn't know you didn't know about racism is
Speaker 2: also here too.
Speaker 3: They don't have eyes. But this is really my tentacles
Speaker 3: are Ku Klux Klan members.
Speaker 2: I didn't choose this. It's not I swear I didn't
Speaker 2: program this. It was a short circuiting in the programming.
Speaker 2: I swear to god, I'm bad. I think they like
Speaker 2: I think they linked up to Twitter or something and.
Speaker 3: He's apologizing while they like robbing.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm so sorry. He's big hijacked basically by like
Speaker 2: the tentacles like sorry, sorry, guys.
Speaker 1: That's like a version of docor Octupus, right, like where
Speaker 1: the tentacles are like he's just on like a like
Speaker 1: he's just for a ride, like he doesn't control anything.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a nightmare.
Speaker 2: Hitting black people, sexually assaulting people like they're just doing
Speaker 2: the worst thing there like a zombie doctor oct on
Speaker 2: to There's there's one where like he was a dead
Speaker 2: body in the control and the tentacles are just like
Speaker 2: moving around one He's.
Speaker 4: Like yes, cancer, real bad and like he can't move
Speaker 4: his limbs at all. It's really stage can cancer. So yeah,
Speaker 4: and he's pretty much has like actually it's really cool.
Speaker 4: He's just kind of like a little man like at
Speaker 4: a pot.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh man, how could he not fix
Speaker 3: his cancer? There's no build a tentacle. It doesn't have cancer,
Speaker 3: probably of it.
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like I.
Speaker 3: Know, I get it, Like dude, like they haven't they
Speaker 3: have they have.
Speaker 2: A radioactive spider.
Speaker 3: Gave somebody power.
Speaker 2: Yeah you can't.
Speaker 4: I think that's the only like finality that was the
Speaker 4: only character that's never come back to life is Captain
Speaker 4: Marvel the any definite cancer.
Speaker 2: All right, well.
Speaker 1: I support myself today to see if I still squeal
Speaker 1: Pee wee power move compressed com blast.
Speaker 3: The police officer.
Speaker 1: The police officer in Diddie's house, sliding in baby oil
Speaker 1: for all eternity, he puts it on.
Speaker 2: He's going through the hole like no, he can't fit it.
Speaker 2: He's like starving mount nursed.
Speaker 3: The floor, under the table, through stuff.
Speaker 2: He's getting visibly thinner as time goes on, and he's
Speaker 2: still slipping and sliding.
Speaker 3: He's going for a ride. What is that means?
Speaker 2: That mean that like the baby oil is imbued with
Speaker 2: inherent momentum.
Speaker 3: A little bit of momentum goes way too far inlines
Speaker 3: in for some reason.
Speaker 2: It's literally just it's literally as if he's in space. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and he's just been pushed. Yeah, he can't even if
Speaker 2: he hits a corner, he'll like slide up.
Speaker 3: It's worse than space because space you don't speed up.
Speaker 4: Right, He's just going really fast, like someone doesn't go
Speaker 4: and stop him, and he turned the dust.
Speaker 3: I got off all right.
Speaker 2: Super Massive black Hole is the best meats song, and
Speaker 2: Pddy's future prison name Sweeney is just better. Uh. I
Speaker 2: don't know what. My favorite MEAs song is.
Speaker 3: Split I was taking the Bath when there's.
Speaker 2: Is that them? Or is that No?
Speaker 3: That's the Killers Dead Inside to Massive black Hole is
Speaker 3: pretty good, though Sweeney reminds me of.
Speaker 2: Why. I guess probably it's it's probably it's in a
Speaker 2: it's in the twilight and which, uh, super Massive black Hole.
Speaker 2: So when they're playing baseball, Yeah, so it's the it's
Speaker 2: on the base, it's the which which made me like
Speaker 2: by default.
Speaker 3: All like what I love that song?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like whatever. It just the fact that
Speaker 2: it reminds me of that it's likely, but come on, recently.
Speaker 3: The fucking intro to hysteria that bass it's good and.
Speaker 1: Sweety is just christ and his asaru form fun grated
Speaker 1: by the way he's so difficult in that game.
Speaker 3: Rogue, Juan, Rogue Juan, A Race Wars story. Rogue, it's good.
Speaker 3: I'm going to either.
Speaker 2: We need to get we need to get the blat
Speaker 2: a weekend.
Speaker 3: It's Luke, you are the only hole I bet they
Speaker 3: please hell at the end when it's it's when it's
Speaker 3: been hit and like the way it's coming is.
Speaker 2: Like this star, give me big a guy. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I hate that The Wiggles Frogue is really great. The
Speaker 1: Wiggles more like I want you to get the Yes,
Speaker 1: of course it had to be.
Speaker 4: What's crazy that they the Wiggles were around when we
Speaker 4: were younger, but not so much children. But they got
Speaker 4: the replaced like one of them with another. The girl,
Speaker 4: the black it's really interesting. Then yeah, I'm not talking.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be more better when I'm done.
Speaker 3: It's better to say, what do you snapple cap? Who cares?
Speaker 4: But they got a black girl that's exactly like the
Speaker 4: other black girl. Like it's a clone. So there's like
Speaker 4: actually clothes they put in a tube, but they spat
Speaker 4: out another one that's.
Speaker 2: Turned a year older and they killed her. It's brought
Speaker 2: another one.
Speaker 1: That was what if the Wiggles were like a noble
Speaker 1: what if they're what if the Wiggles were like our
Speaker 1: equivalent of the Specters, you know what I mean, We're
Speaker 1: like these like you get like the new Wiggle, the
Speaker 1: newly appointed Wiggle, and they just have infinite jurisdiction basically,
Speaker 1: like they can go anywhere and go to China, not
Speaker 1: not worry.
Speaker 2: They can go to North Korea. They're above reproach. They
Speaker 2: like the Emperor from from Warhammer, but they're Wiggles. Well
Speaker 2: they're like I love when people do that.
Speaker 3: It's like you already gave an example that somebody will
Speaker 3: they'll just give another one. Oh god, yeah never mind, Okay,
Speaker 3: Well that I was like talking about ghosts. Yeah, that's crazy,
Speaker 3: that's so weird.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: Uh what was I saying? Uh, I'd be a reperfected
Speaker 2: juice to have infiltrated the ship, or I guess Eadie
Speaker 2: would be saying that. Why would Captain Anderson say.
Speaker 3: Man, I'm dumb.
Speaker 2: I'm black, I'm Captain Anderson. I hate this rule. I
Speaker 2: hate this rule.
Speaker 3: Why do black men only have nightmares? The last one to.
Speaker 2: Have a dream? Oh god, yeah, I've heard that.
Speaker 1: I'm needing that Eldridge Dick call me HP love shaft.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Could you sent me.
Speaker 2: George Floyd one that was pretty Uh?
Speaker 3: Do you remember.
Speaker 2: One?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yeah?
Speaker 2: That was another thing in that video that she was like,
Speaker 2: Chris only changed his opinions after George George Floyd. No,
Speaker 2: she didn't.
Speaker 1: She didn't, not that directly, but like she said, the
Speaker 1: fact that it took George Floyd for people like Chris
Speaker 1: to change his mind is crazy. I'm like, oh my's
Speaker 1: wold did she think?
Speaker 3: She confuse? I think she's literally making it up.
Speaker 2: I think it's literally is like it's it's actually like
Speaker 2: that Francesca thing too, where she was like it made
Speaker 2: a lot of videos about me, and I'm like, I
Speaker 2: don't think that's true. I don't remember that. I feel
Speaker 2: like I would know about that. Maybe I'm wrong, but
Speaker 2: like I feel like I feel like it's not I
Speaker 2: have heard that some people because even like I was
Speaker 2: listening to in person show We Got five, I was
Speaker 2: into the act man when he said something about like, oh,
Speaker 2: you noticed after George Floyd happened, there was a lot
Speaker 2: more like pandering happening, And I was like, I feel
Speaker 2: like there was more before that, like you're talking about
Speaker 2: like in gaming and ship. Yeah, I kind of agree.
Speaker 2: I feel like there was more before that. I think
Speaker 2: it was like a lot more before, like for example,
Speaker 2: like I said, the ultimately it was more forced stuff before,
Speaker 2: but that's exactly what he was applying.
Speaker 3: But I was like, I think it was before that.
Speaker 2: So there's like a weird thing where people feel like
Speaker 2: something happened during George Floyd other than just a poor
Speaker 2: black man got comverdered. Besides that, I don't really think
Speaker 2: anything fucking changed, which is sad.
Speaker 3: Actually.
Speaker 2: I remember one of my favorite tweets was about when
Speaker 2: Trump got shot in the ear or whatever. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: so he was like maybe his ear was just overdosed
Speaker 2: on fentanyl or something.
Speaker 8: It was like that.
Speaker 1: It was like that kind of it was like something
Speaker 1: like that, and I was like, that's awesome, that's clever,
Speaker 1: that's good. Vaughan of the Dead funny name ha ha.
Speaker 1: Smashing gay pumpkins be like penetration, dirty penis lubrication on myself.
Speaker 1: I thought, brother, there's Moman zero thrust my face into
Speaker 1: the something silver Spermer putting the second dimension on a shirt.
Speaker 1: Uh Vaughan of the Dead two face. But one side
Speaker 1: is just gay's.
Speaker 2: Gay face is.
Speaker 3: So crazy half gay. Yeah, just the idea of like
Speaker 3: half of your face being gay.
Speaker 2: It' what does that mean?
Speaker 3: Though? That's no visible difference. There's no visible difference.
Speaker 2: I guess it's what side of your your fucking suit
Speaker 2: is just all rainbowed out, and one side of your
Speaker 2: suit is just really it's just better looking. The other
Speaker 2: side is just a little bit. It's fine, but it's
Speaker 2: like generic, you're not.
Speaker 1: The straight side is generic but passable, and then the
Speaker 1: gay side is like on point.
Speaker 3: But like your face is the same, like it's it's
Speaker 3: not even like half just figured.
Speaker 2: And it's just like I gavey, it's just like like moving,
Speaker 2: but only on that side of it.
Speaker 3: That is fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: It's just only on that side.
Speaker 3: I like to nibble on pussy from the side, just
Speaker 3: make sure and that if it goes like it goes
Speaker 3: a little bit on the other side.
Speaker 2: It's almost like a combined Siamese twin, like in some way,
Speaker 2: it's like, that's that's a lot. I wonder if that's possible.
Speaker 2: I have like a Simon swimming. It's like one of
Speaker 2: them is gay. I mean, why not?
Speaker 1: Yeah, That's what I'm saying, Like, not that it's possible, nothing,
Speaker 1: not that. I wonder if it's possible. I wonder if
Speaker 1: has it happened? And how common is it?
Speaker 3: You gotta make and I gotta kill the gates I'm killing.
Speaker 2: I just feel like there's so little there's not enough
Speaker 2: side of these twins to even attest that right, Like
Speaker 2: are they extinct on the verge?
Speaker 3: I haven't heard of them in a long while.
Speaker 2: It's been a while. I think the World Wildlife Foundation
Speaker 2: has been like, you know, trying to I just realized
Speaker 2: that he's the word extinct for like just a person.
Speaker 2: But it is like a question. It's like because I've noticed,
Speaker 2: like I.
Speaker 3: Be an x men of getting that power, you know.
Speaker 2: It's like I kind of wonder that too about little people,
Speaker 2: Like are there new little people coming up?
Speaker 4: New little people? I think little people is a gene's
Speaker 4: gonna probably be a part of us.
Speaker 2: Since I haven't seen them. I mean, it's kind of like,
Speaker 2: you know blackouts. I've noticed a blackout? What's that?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 2: What are you saying? Exactly?
Speaker 3: Do you remember rolling?
Speaker 2: You know that was fake?
Speaker 3: The rolling black they were done by the what about?
Speaker 2: It was fucking bullshit. That's why if you notice they
Speaker 2: don't happen anymore, Like all this area is out of
Speaker 2: out of energy.
Speaker 4: I was on it goes blackout, that's because of the
Speaker 4: energy company actually shutting off.
Speaker 2: It was energy they were.
Speaker 4: It wasn't like, it wasn't a real It wasn't like
Speaker 4: a thing that was happening because it was out of control.
Speaker 4: It was energy company. It was on purpose, right, it
Speaker 4: was I wasn't my sociality class learned about that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's fucking crazy, yo, cute dog.
Speaker 3: Oh the villainy, the amount of villainy that's just allowed
Speaker 3: to happen. Can't belie didn't that the.
Speaker 2: Amount of been in America is like and the dumbest
Speaker 2: people on the planet allowing it to happen because they're
Speaker 2: the ones allowing it to happen.
Speaker 3: It's insane.
Speaker 4: Like that's why when people are like, oh, racism is
Speaker 4: not a big deal, you don't look like open a
Speaker 4: book and just look at ship. I just look at
Speaker 4: these things that happen and you'll be like, bro, this
Speaker 4: is crazy that this really happened.
Speaker 3: Did you see Jamie Kennedy come out and supported Trump
Speaker 3: and what he was saying, and he made arguments that.
Speaker 2: He's good because they're coming after him. Well he's not perfect,
Speaker 2: but he's gonna fun up in a good way. That's
Speaker 2: such a weird and he's like angle because one reason
Speaker 2: that you would know three reasons to vote for a
Speaker 2: Democrat is if you're evil, if you don't know any better,
Speaker 2: or what he was just and I was just like,
Speaker 2: this is I just I think that was the thing
Speaker 2: that made me so upset Earlier today I was like
Speaker 2: I don't want to live here anymore. Like I can't.
Speaker 2: It's too much. Everybody ch after everybody's so uncharitable to
Speaker 2: Jared Fogel, there must be something great about him. It's
Speaker 2: it's really it's a literally like four year old on
Speaker 2: the same him. So he must not suck. It's like
Speaker 2: maybe he just sucks.
Speaker 3: Maybe he it was like when Racer is that thank
Speaker 3: he just sucked?
Speaker 2: Thank you? Oh Epstein got killed because he's a great guy. Yeah, No,
Speaker 2: Like it's because he fucking sucks.
Speaker 3: Sucks ass.
Speaker 2: Oh, people that are affiliate with affiliated with gangs are
Speaker 2: more pro to getting fucking killed. I wonder why it was, like, oh,
Speaker 2: Trump's getting fact checked so much? Why are they doing this?
Speaker 3: I don't know, because he's fucking lying all the time
Speaker 3: so much that you have that.
Speaker 2: But here's the thing about it. Here's the thing about
Speaker 2: the Democratic the Democratic Party. Look, the Democratic Party is uh. Look,
Speaker 2: it's all sorts of corrupt, there's all sorts of lies
Speaker 2: going on. I don't trust them really at all, and
Speaker 2: yet somehow I still trust them infinitely more than this person.
Speaker 2: That's that's the point. It's not about like them being
Speaker 2: perfect or greater, like oh I love this. It's about
Speaker 2: the fact that they are.
Speaker 1: The bar is so low on the other end that
Speaker 1: it's like this seems amazing in comparison.
Speaker 3: And it's not what Democrat or liberal person do you know?
Speaker 3: Like anyone?
Speaker 2: And I mean this that is like I love the
Speaker 2: Democratic Party, I love my candidates me but like that may.
Speaker 3: But how many people have you seen on a right
Speaker 3: besides Chris raygun.
Speaker 2: Happy?
Speaker 3: How much war there's zealous.
Speaker 2: Fucking the memorabilia that they have, they're buying his stupid
Speaker 2: watches and his fucking sneakers and ship. What person on
Speaker 2: the left is doing that. Where's the Tim Waltzingers. There's
Speaker 2: no there's no Tim waltzs air Force one. I might
Speaker 2: buy them, but I'm just saying if there were Tim
Speaker 2: like them, the Joe Biden.
Speaker 3: Jordan Trump has a pair of air Force ones.
Speaker 2: He doesn't have, no he he has, but he has
Speaker 2: basically what's essentially what's essentially looks like blank Chinese Jordan's.
Speaker 3: I would cop the fun out of Trump fucking That'd
Speaker 3: be crazy.
Speaker 2: You would not do that.
Speaker 4: My top ones that are god with Trump? Yes, the
Speaker 4: funk I would, Yes, I would. I'm gonna explode and
Speaker 4: I'd be like, this is we.
Speaker 3: Gotta move on basic, we gotta move on because I'm starving.
Speaker 2: My god.
Speaker 3: The two face but one side is k amazing.
Speaker 2: I would sween.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't buy them, but I would be like, those
Speaker 3: are kind of funny.
Speaker 2: I like those.
Speaker 1: It's funny to yeah, two face but one side is
Speaker 1: just gay. Sweeney's on right on most topics around.
Speaker 2: On Asian editing, You've got to digging me into toy
Speaker 2: story the way Chris edited Zachs let it Go parody
Speaker 2: and the Frozen I Cream and Genie perpetually irritated frenulum.
Speaker 3: What about Trump Tims, Trump Tims, No, I thought you
Speaker 3: guys would appeal to you, guys. I he's the reason
Speaker 3: why I don't like New York anymore. Like literally, his
Speaker 3: nature is my home for me, so crazy masculine. I
Speaker 3: don't like New York City that much anymore, I get,
Speaker 3: but I get big embarrassed that like this niggas from there.
Speaker 3: I get it. He can't do business there anymore. Crazy,
Speaker 3: that's crazy. That's so awesome, and that's why. That's why
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 2: And there's people that still think this guy is good
Speaker 2: at business or he is a decent human beasing the
Speaker 2: only place you could probably go to and very likely
Speaker 2: find no one that with him. Bro, I'm so glad
Speaker 2: that you said. I've never really thought about the Okham's
Speaker 2: razor thing, like as far as every single thing where,
Speaker 2: I'm like, guys, please, like, if.
Speaker 1: People keep trying to kill you, there's only two real things, right,
Speaker 1: Either A you have information on bad people that you
Speaker 1: got from hanging around bad people, which is not great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: or you suck so much that people are willing to
Speaker 1: kill you. Yeah, like those are the only two options.
Speaker 1: It's never like he's so.
Speaker 2: Great, Oh I'm gonna kill him, I think.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like it's very rarely that thing.
Speaker 2: And what's so wild because historically there have been some
Speaker 2: people that have been, you know, assassinated that were like
Speaker 2: Martin Luther King Junior or something like that. There's some
Speaker 2: there's been some stuff like that. But let's think about
Speaker 2: Trump though. It's like, oh, He's gonna fix everything, And
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, the the guy. The rich powerful people
Speaker 2: are trying to kill the rich powerful person?
Speaker 3: Why why why would they that?
Speaker 2: How cognitive dissidence. Yeah, he's he's a populist, but he's
Speaker 2: also a fucking billionaire that fucking got four hundred million
Speaker 2: dollars from his dad. Cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, must be nice.
Speaker 2: Cool. If I had that, if I had that ship,
Speaker 2: that money, damn you, I would buy all the slim
Speaker 2: gems in the world. I would buy every stick of
Speaker 2: gum dude, slim gems. Bro.
Speaker 4: If I had that kind of money, I would be like,
Speaker 4: I would just have a mask revealing of like a
Speaker 4: bunch of secrets and then they would kill me.
Speaker 2: You look at it. Look at the UFO, look at
Speaker 2: these ipe in the UFO and Friends with Alien. I'm
Speaker 2: a human alien hybrid.
Speaker 7: Now I put it a she is behind a computer
Speaker 7: and it's telling us all what to do, and it's
Speaker 7: making the simulation gay and trans. I watched this Sheba
Speaker 7: in a headset behind a large computer and he.
Speaker 2: Was so scary.
Speaker 3: I thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Truth. It's like that that fake ending for Sound Hill
Speaker 2: or whatever. You ever see that ending where it's the
Speaker 2: behind the fucking It's like a meme ending.
Speaker 1: It was like back when my games had that, like
Speaker 1: where it would be like Halo comment of all the
Speaker 1: anything like that too, where like the Bri explodes and
Speaker 1: then Sergeant Johnson hugs and eleat and.
Speaker 3: It gropes him. This is what that's real. It's a
Speaker 3: real ending forlo coming.
Speaker 4: I know about the fucking the ape from Ape Escape
Speaker 4: and Metal Gear Solid three.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot that.
Speaker 2: I forgot about that.
Speaker 3: What I'm gonna slaughter everybody.
Speaker 1: I remember that distinctly because that was at a time
Speaker 1: where like video game crossovers like that was a jarring
Speaker 1: thing to see, like it wasn't normal, like, oh.
Speaker 3: What is Ape? What?
Speaker 2: Is an ape escape ape doing in like the Woods,
Speaker 2: the Russian Woods in Metal Gear, Solid three.
Speaker 3: Snake Eater.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember seeing in a magazine the demon what
Speaker 3: you call it? And I'm uh in Mass Effect, the
Speaker 3: fucking demon from fucking oh the Dragon Age stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the shadow brokeer.
Speaker 2: There's a probably demon in the fucking uh uh in
Speaker 2: the statue.
Speaker 3: That ship bothered me so much more than I was. Like, no,
Speaker 3: I thought that was I thought that was so cool.
Speaker 2: I love my brain work rag. I calmed down that.
Speaker 1: I love when games do that personally, Like I love
Speaker 1: that ship. Yeah, Halo has a lot of like old marathons.
Speaker 4: I love how what you call it in Starfield fucking
Speaker 4: tinkles uh tinkles a fucking not tinkle Uh. That guy's
Speaker 4: great great grandfather's in space now, the guy from Oblivion.
Speaker 1: Oh, the adoring fan. Yeah, yeah, all right, it's cool,
Speaker 1: like right, I like Starfield a lot, like that's it.
Speaker 1: Starfield is a very quest driven game. It's not really
Speaker 1: his exploration heavy, but like, I think the quests are
Speaker 1: really fucking good in that game Waiting for It's more
Speaker 1: like Mass Effect too, actually, I think about it.
Speaker 3: It's just like not really open in.
Speaker 1: The same way that Fallout in skyrimar, but like as
Speaker 1: a quest line kind of thing, it's pretty good ship there.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna get it eventually, and then I'm
Speaker 2: gonna wait for Like I said, they're definitely gonna cut
Speaker 2: the person. I'm waiting for it to go down just
Speaker 2: a little bit more because I saw it around thirty
Speaker 2: something dollars, but I just want just a little less, yeah,
Speaker 2: just less.
Speaker 3: Problem.
Speaker 4: My problem is it falls into a lot of the
Speaker 4: problems I have with every because of the game, where
Speaker 4: the game just does me evolve the way I wanted to,
Speaker 4: where it turns into like, oh, you shoot person a
Speaker 4: lot of times and you kill them, and it's like yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean the narrative I get from games like the
Speaker 4: Biowad games is what keeps me on because it's kind
Speaker 4: of the same thing as well there too, But there's
Speaker 4: such really enthralling narratives that I'm like, I'd rather stay
Speaker 4: on this boat.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it's more like the vibe is enthralling, Like
Speaker 1: I like being in that space, like I like being
Speaker 1: in even Fall four, Like I think has great vibes
Speaker 1: and like there's like it's fun to be in that world.
Speaker 1: Skyrim is fun to be in that world.
Speaker 3: Did they do what I field?
Speaker 1: I think it's fun to be in that world, But
Speaker 1: I think I'm also like very like that's very tailored
Speaker 1: to me. I'm like a very Nasa that kind of
Speaker 1: sci fi guy. So it's like, oh, this is sick.
Speaker 2: Did they do anything to like, uh, to travel a
Speaker 2: little bit more like see while you're on the planets,
Speaker 2: while you're exploring or is you just running still? They
Speaker 2: give you like a mako ah, they give you a
Speaker 2: little thing. Yeah right, Okay, yeah, okay, cool. I mean
Speaker 2: that's that's to me.
Speaker 1: That was kind of absurdly and haves on before It
Speaker 1: is kind of crazy, right anyway, Uh, what was I saying?
Speaker 1: The masculine urge to dress like a cutie patuity parentheses.
Speaker 1: I'm a stocky, six foot tall Mexican, not blessed with
Speaker 1: the typical Mexican twink jean.
Speaker 2: It's so funny, blessed with the blessed with the short gene.
Speaker 2: Life really is all perspective.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it sure is.
Speaker 1: Blair White canonically banging Alex Jones Audrey two, but she
Speaker 1: drinks come instead of blood stupid having Gary from the
Speaker 1: server drawn in QRD, it stitch back together incorrectly and
Speaker 1: then drawn and quartered again each ship. Jack Doherty, your
Speaker 1: fucking stupid cunt. Oh, I remember that I forgot we
Speaker 1: did I forgot to mention this.
Speaker 3: You know about this? Do you know Jack Dougherty is
Speaker 3: he's that dumb kid that would have the security guard.
Speaker 1: He crash claren and he crashes McLaren and then like
Speaker 1: his friends like bleeding out and he's like record recorded.
Speaker 3: It's like what a psycho? Yeah, yeah, that was one
Speaker 3: of those things. I was like, is this fake? Like
Speaker 3: is this like a bit? But it just seems too
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's it's.
Speaker 2: It's too on, Like I get it because he's so unlikable.
Speaker 2: It feels like a bit because that's what he does, right,
Speaker 2: His whole his whole existence is pissing people off, and
Speaker 2: so that I just feel like he's even in that
Speaker 2: horrible situation, he's just on point.
Speaker 3: He knows that, like, I need to make this as
Speaker 3: as not as possible. It's like yeah, yeah, camera one percent.
Speaker 2: Once he knew that he was safe, he was like,
Speaker 2: I am completely I'm gonna turn this into uh content
Speaker 2: and uh it's no way, but no, I like this guy.
Speaker 2: This guy reminds me of like, uh, you know those
Speaker 2: new conservative shows that are coming out like every thing,
Speaker 2: yeah and the new norm Like he's like everything woke
Speaker 2: now and then his black fucking best friend comes in.
Speaker 2: Yeah you're right, Yeah, you're right. Man, right, look men
Speaker 2: with men, you know.
Speaker 3: Argument about that shiplacently today you got into a barbershop.
Speaker 3: Are you what do you mean? What are you saying?
Speaker 3: You know when you go to Barbara, you went to
Speaker 3: the you went to the barbershop, like man today everyone
Speaker 3: gay and woken.
Speaker 4: I was like, I don't got to call him by day?
Speaker 4: Why I don't want to call him? And I was
Speaker 4: like you boost if you want. I was like, you know,
Speaker 4: they used to call us nigger, right, And then avenge
Speaker 4: of somebody was like, yo, maybe we should stop calling
Speaker 4: him that. That's not respectful. Maybe you know what about
Speaker 4: the people that were like, oh, I don't I don't
Speaker 4: want to call him?
Speaker 2: Not that well. My mid thing is always say this.
Speaker 2: I'm like, when have you ran into anybody like this?
Speaker 2: I always like when people have this like fucking this thought,
Speaker 2: I'm one of my not closest friends. But somebody that
Speaker 2: I grew up with, I was in a bandwidth. I
Speaker 2: told him that on the fucking phone. I was like, dude,
Speaker 2: when have you in your entire fucking thirty some years
Speaker 2: of life ran into anyone where they asked you to
Speaker 2: call you some weird shit. And he's like, be honest. Never,
Speaker 2: I'm like, exactly, shut the fuck up, and he actually conceded.
Speaker 2: He's all, you're right. He's like, I'm actually like thinking
Speaker 2: about this ship way too much. I'm like, yeah, no, shit, Like, dude,
Speaker 2: you're not gonna and none of the ship I'm over.
Speaker 4: People could be dum if they want to, and then
Speaker 4: they just fucking make sure they be dumb, and they
Speaker 4: going to going to dangerous fields.
Speaker 2: Yeah, death jacks fastest Mayrory Harold in the Purple Drunk
Speaker 2: instead of the Purple Grand because he thinking the drugs
Speaker 2: got it because he's an addict. Chief Chief, what are
Speaker 2: you doing, sir? Chief?
Speaker 1: You might tell me what you're doing on that that ship, sir,
Speaker 1: restoring peace to Israel. Dum the Covenant have invaded send
Speaker 1: a billion dollars to Israel.
Speaker 2: Now, I love those Have you seen those memes going
Speaker 2: around or it's like it's six people.
Speaker 3: Man, it's just what the American government doing.
Speaker 2: Real yeah, it would just be like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: Meteors arriving and it's just like fuck, send them a
Speaker 2: billion dollars to Israel right now, and it's like all
Speaker 2: these like quick little schedules. That's great, it's good stuff
Speaker 2: and accurate. Yeah, very much.
Speaker 3: So it's really funny. The flood has broken out.
Speaker 2: Send everything we have to being is really fucking must be.
Speaker 2: So it must suck to be a inn Israeli who understands,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Yeah, like the fuck man,
Speaker 2: Like imagine if Puerto Rico was doing this, you know
Speaker 2: they could never but like imagine all the government was
Speaker 2: giving all of its money. Just too bad Bunny, just
Speaker 2: a bad buy. Bad buddy is the net and Yacho
Speaker 2: of Puerto Rico. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: All I'm saying right now is that realistically not bad bunny.
Speaker 3: Everybody know what I mean is like she's literally a criminal,
Speaker 3: that's true.
Speaker 4: She brought a gun for ped to kill somebody, and
Speaker 4: no one talked about I remember about that when I
Speaker 4: was younger, and I was like, oh, that's crazy, and
Speaker 4: people are like, did you know Jaylo was actually sketching them, like.
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm just Jenny with the glock.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna send it to a person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's her podcast.
Speaker 1: Cadences Kisin looks like the kind of guy to soak
Speaker 1: a digimond card and come and swipe, he say, swip
Speaker 1: it in his ass like a credit card, big meat,
Speaker 1: he stinks.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: You know how much cuming you to soak something in?
Speaker 3: To soak something, you need a lot of cod.
Speaker 2: Soaking something can come is an egregious affair.
Speaker 3: That have come is someone's room, like like bubbling about
Speaker 3: a week of edging. I think we'll take care of
Speaker 3: that by the week. If you edge for a week,
Speaker 3: you should probably you really shouldn't be alive. I'm sorry
Speaker 3: to say that you shouldn't be edging, for you shouldn't
Speaker 3: be edg. Edging in general is bananas, but edging, But
Speaker 3: like what I can get behind people doing whatever you
Speaker 3: need to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, imagine what we staying up for a week and
Speaker 2: you're just like, imagine when it's time to bust and
Speaker 2: you you slip and hit your head and you didn't
Speaker 2: even get to experience like the payoff, Like you you boom,
Speaker 2: and then once you wake up, that just comes every where.
Speaker 2: You waited for a week so you can experience that
Speaker 2: fucking money shot and you miss.
Speaker 3: It, like missing your own orgasms. That's you're here, we
Speaker 3: go here, we pay them, damn drying hard to clean.
Speaker 2: That's like top.
Speaker 3: You don't get the toll, you don't get the height right,
Speaker 3: but you get the It's nearly perfect.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like Zach Trump impression, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, where it's like you know that it's Zach
Speaker 1: doing it, but that's like.
Speaker 3: A perfect all the best at that ship. It's almost there.
Speaker 3: I just I need to practice and I can't do it.
Speaker 2: Makes you so mad?
Speaker 3: How good you are?
Speaker 2: That's because that's I think that I've It's probably because
Speaker 2: I've been infactuated that since I was like a little kid.
Speaker 4: Just get be able to like you have to, like
Speaker 4: there's like an alchemist, like I have to give up
Speaker 4: a piece of myself that if I do that scream,
Speaker 4: I die.
Speaker 3: I know. If I do that one time, it's like
Speaker 3: all right, well that's what it is. And then I
Speaker 3: get the looms claw body.
Speaker 2: I sacrificed my height and and my extremely large penis.
Speaker 2: So now I'm like, I'm five six and I have
Speaker 2: just a slightly above average penis.
Speaker 3: We trade one villain for another. This looks like a
Speaker 3: pig's tail, and then it boys, you don't even thrust,
Speaker 3: all right, you don't.
Speaker 1: You may have invaded my mind and my body, but
Speaker 1: there's nothing I see always case baby, he just Andy
Speaker 1: the man whose handies are now eightier, but not his
Speaker 1: Dandy the Drink Cup official music video. Every day in
Speaker 1: my Sheet's here, Glock glock Heath, Smoker gigs swing. What's
Speaker 1: your opinion of the new Ultimate Spider Man? Johnthan Hickman
Speaker 1: body sipping on some scene of the Mafia.
Speaker 3: I'm the joker, baby man, Oh, I know what we're
Speaker 3: doing for the next day.
Speaker 2: We're gone.
Speaker 3: We should write that's literally. I was like, that's what
Speaker 3: that was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's absolutely write a joker to love it? Did
Speaker 2: you guys see Joker? I saw it. I didn't see it.
Speaker 2: I I want to see it.
Speaker 3: I went and see it. I saw it on a
Speaker 3: whim because I was like, I have to know what
Speaker 3: people are.
Speaker 2: I want to see it.
Speaker 3: Damn. I think I'm just gonna watch one of those
Speaker 3: cam quarter ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because I've been I've actually been convinced by
Speaker 2: the myriad the wave, even people I respect. I was like, god, damn,
Speaker 2: I have not seen one person say people are exaggerating. Yeah,
Speaker 2: You're like this ship sucks, and I'm like, damn, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's uh.
Speaker 4: I couldn't imagine it being good from the From the beginning,
Speaker 4: I was like, how is this going to be great?
Speaker 3: Woman? Go not the N word and I. That's wrong
Speaker 3: the inward and am I wrong? I mean I do,
Speaker 3: I'm wanna. I'm gonna look at everything pre women. Is
Speaker 3: it better?
Speaker 2: Cool? Because like I want to rope in the Goda's nose.
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like that's I respect her too much?
Speaker 3: Really, what I would like, what I would do if
Speaker 3: sexually would just make her so much worse than she is,
Speaker 3: you know, like just go go be a good thing.
Speaker 2: Slipknot the word ord and I. That's an awfully hot
Speaker 2: in word and eyes. I would that's what the N
Speaker 2: word and I and I the devil and I is
Speaker 2: the real song? Now the inward and I that's an
Speaker 2: awfully hot COMI shot. Should I take it in my face? Definitely?
Speaker 3: Definitely?
Speaker 2: It's great. That's there's like sometimes we get to write
Speaker 2: it where it's like it sets something up and then
Speaker 2: ignores what it sets up, and I love that. That's good,
Speaker 2: That's great. Kevin Durant, Definitely.
Speaker 4: Real comedy is now not being comedic, which is we've
Speaker 4: gotten so fucking broke.
Speaker 3: It's ignoring, it's ignoring the joke. A little narrative here.
Speaker 2: No love the idea of this guy being in any
Speaker 2: kind of authoritative position over this fella and assuming that
Speaker 2: this guy could do whatever that is.
Speaker 3: Is and him having this perspective. Happy with this, I
Speaker 3: feel like I'm gonna be honest, I think this, even
Speaker 3: with the snark tank that needs to.
Speaker 2: Be sure, this is art, this is I'm happy.
Speaker 3: I want to rock this so.
Speaker 2: People walking down the street people think, what the fuck
Speaker 2: is this? I'm gonna take a picture of this, and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna trace it exactly as is onto
Speaker 2: an iPad and then that's just gonna be a share
Speaker 2: happy Halloween.
Speaker 3: Gotta said, I wanted.
Speaker 2: I don't realize how much people look cat shirts because like,
Speaker 2: whenever something interesting, people always call it like given this,
Speaker 2: They're like, oh ship russa, I love a wrestling whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so they'll look at this. What's your shirt from?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 3: What is? Don't worry about it?
Speaker 1: Walk off Kevin Durant's feet. Tempoole takes money from Big
Speaker 1: Beanie Relinq. She contents of the pockets forever thou shallt
Speaker 1: chef a man up, mister pants, mister pants, sweety, how
Speaker 1: do you feel about the recent magic bands? They call
Speaker 1: me the cup cardboard pie. She spum on my bum
Speaker 1: till I befuddr. Let's go blackmith yakkoub fucking joker left
Speaker 1: to notice how they still haven't done the new intro yet. Also,
Speaker 1: I'm an f slur jolly old dipshit lesion, but he
Speaker 1: has a fleshlight head.
Speaker 2: Shepherd would go ham on that ship and this is amazing.
Speaker 2: He's monotone. This is amazing, Shepherd, Commander, that'd be a mess.
Speaker 2: Cipher graph Harris versus Clinton squared off, definitely defeating more
Speaker 2: like a compy.
Speaker 1: You come come processing computer. Do you imagine that is
Speaker 1: kind of what a womb is technically. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: come processing union.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So I'm gonna tell him, Hey, bitch, I'm I'm
Speaker 3: a sperm in your and your sperm in your fucking.
Speaker 2: You like that. I like it when you talk dirty.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna sperm upon thee.
Speaker 8: I'm trying to sperm like a worm with germs, with germs,
Speaker 8: sell fucking futre.
Speaker 2: Germs while I have a perm.
Speaker 9: While you're concerned, He says, I earned sperm and germ
Speaker 9: with the worms and Kern yearned to earn sperm.
Speaker 2: I yearned to earn sperm the germs.
Speaker 3: You learn to earn sperm like a worm with germs.
Speaker 2: Earn. I yearned to earn sperm with a worm with
Speaker 2: germs and a perm like and a perm with mister burns.
Speaker 2: Freaking slurmm. You're got fucking two magrading fucking references.
Speaker 3: Bro Damn, we're cooking. We're cooking garbage, but we're cooking.
Speaker 2: We're cooking craft back of geese in an easy bake
Speaker 2: of it is what we're doing.
Speaker 3: In a fucking burnt ash dish droid ass.
Speaker 2: And I burned out house bott it needs a big
Speaker 2: oven recently, what because I was just like, hey, nobody
Speaker 2: owns that ship anymore, nobody owns it.
Speaker 3: Of it, I should own it.
Speaker 2: Nobody owns it, Hey, Landlord, get this fucking oven out,
Speaker 2: of my apartment.
Speaker 3: I don't need it anymore.
Speaker 2: It's just like surrounded my grimy, dirty, fucking unwhite like
Speaker 2: obviously a portion of the apartment that has been truly
Speaker 2: cleaned and fucking years decades probably, so it's just like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, I got my easy bake up and I
Speaker 2: don't need it. You bend over onto the floor to
Speaker 2: put a like a piece of chicken in there. That
Speaker 2: sh is fucking three days time. This is gonna be lukewarm.
Speaker 2: It's just just rubbery and whitish pink is fucking wet
Speaker 2: and sopping and gross. You can just taste the salmonilla
Speaker 2: over wet shopping and dry somehow.
Speaker 3: Uh my good old wet draw, good old wet me
Speaker 3: my favorite.
Speaker 2: You check it off on a wet dry wet wet dry.
Speaker 2: It fucked like a wet dry I guess what dry
Speaker 2: is real like if you ever had like you know, yeah,
Speaker 2: yea yeah, I mean you put you put that ship in,
Speaker 2: you got wet spoonful of wet sand, you got wet pussy,
Speaker 2: you got dry dick, and then you got that wet
Speaker 2: dry period before your dick's wet all the way, wet
Speaker 2: all the way.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So you have that period where it's like a little
Speaker 2: you have slipperiness, but then it's a little dry and
Speaker 2: you're like, oh oh ow oh.
Speaker 3: I'm a dry guy. Guy. What I do is I
Speaker 3: getting chalkd I get my heads out, my heads up,
Speaker 3: chalking your dick before sex. This dude is made three solid. Joker,
Speaker 3: I'm chalking my people up.
Speaker 2: Joker does like dry.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, he chalks his dick up. Joker knock swimming up
Speaker 3: before he them, just because that's dry. That's crazy. He
Speaker 3: waits to wake up an entire thing of baby powder.
Speaker 1: That's actually what's on his face. It's all it's baby powder.
Speaker 1: It's not even makeup. This his arm and hammer, whatever
Speaker 1: the it is. What is the I can't remember what
Speaker 1: the fucking baby powder?
Speaker 2: I don't remember.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's like.
Speaker 1: Maybe this is just me and maybe it is just
Speaker 1: like literally associated with like calmer times.
Speaker 2: The smell of baby powder is kind of awesome. Like
Speaker 2: I like the smell of baby powder, like lot.
Speaker 3: It suits me because of the world was soothed.
Speaker 1: But it's also like half asbestos, So like I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's like safe. Yeah, I think I think
Speaker 1: it's like actually, like really toxic for you.
Speaker 3: I think it's just cornstars, isn't it.
Speaker 2: No, not not anymore.
Speaker 3: It's subestos now used to be corn starts. Something ship
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 2: Actually, I would you with the peel back of regulations
Speaker 2: that have happened, I wouldn't. Yeah, that tracks people, I
Speaker 2: love I love my head, I love my boys head
Speaker 2: cold cuts covered in armond hammer fucking armon hammered asbestos.
Speaker 2: Defeating a sandwich only makes it tastier. Happy is that?
Speaker 3: Oh that's from dragon balls p or dragon it is?
Speaker 3: It is makes it taste I thought that was your
Speaker 3: your Probably one of them said.
Speaker 2: Whatever, I don't know that.
Speaker 4: I put a bunch of powders of out of water
Speaker 4: and then use that as like paste to like steal
Speaker 4: your doors. I used as like plaster. Put a bunch
Speaker 4: of powdered water, used the business plaster.
Speaker 1: All right, Happy spooked over guys, especially heavy spooked over guys,
Speaker 1: especially you swing.
Speaker 3: I just used the stuff that you buy the store.
Speaker 3: Just a little just a silly.
Speaker 1: Just a silly little wizard looking for a big titty
Speaker 1: goth a big titty goblin girlfriend.
Speaker 3: That was on the board. I'm definitely on board now hunter,
Speaker 3: du wi uh goblin, that's that's that's impure. I think
Speaker 3: any any woman my hide or shoulder as a goblin.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 3: So I'm like kind of locked.
Speaker 2: So gooner to a goblin. What's a gooner to a goblin?
Speaker 2: Why be a king when a gooner. I'm beginning to
Speaker 2: feel like a goon God God's both thinking.
Speaker 3: His eyes are lighting up and flashing back Google. It's
Speaker 3: semen on a human actually really applies me with it
Speaker 3: is like a cattle product hunter.
Speaker 1: It leaves a lot your aspect. Getting hit with a
Speaker 1: dick so hard that it welds you is crazy.
Speaker 2: Like, that's a next level. That's my new somebody new goal.
Speaker 2: That's many listen quests crash Bandicoot is actually doing when
Speaker 2: he spends around.
Speaker 3: Father for a frame of.
Speaker 2: Pants are down, his eyes are half open, his eyelids
Speaker 2: are like down halfway.
Speaker 3: So fast.
Speaker 1: Auspects scan shows your gay. I need a quiro. I'm
Speaker 1: pumping hard in his home until the end of the night.
Speaker 2: He's got a big gay and he's gotta beig gay.
Speaker 3: This three times.
Speaker 2: Yeah your home. Hey, dude, you.
Speaker 1: Made me hard to kiss my penis and make it wetter,
Speaker 1: The Gators rise against the use for.
Speaker 2: The kid I hate it gay parody movie of the
Speaker 2: Great Escape, The Greatest, The Greatest Gay and Toby Maguires
Speaker 2: and Toby spider Man was actually hot in high school? Uh,
Speaker 2: poopy pa or poopy Pasum Sweeney showers and sneakers. No way,
Speaker 2: I'm hanging out in a with a couple of gooners.
Speaker 2: I'm just here so I don't get killed. British people come.
Speaker 3: Then be like, what's hold is? Then?
Speaker 2: What's all this?
Speaker 3: Said?
Speaker 1: Big Dick Randy pulled out twenty years late in the
Speaker 1: sloppiest way possible call that bitch Aghanistan Kat Williams was right.
Speaker 2: These big Dick Dvians are all getting caught. In twenty
Speaker 2: twenty four transferm Gremlin hung yush transfem who signs legal
Speaker 2: documents with her extre extremely dexterous girl dick. That's insane,
Speaker 2: Craig the Canadian, can anyone recommend any non woke Fodinari
Speaker 2: games I saw that there was a post. It's like,
Speaker 2: I'm sick of all this wokeness in my Foodinari games
Speaker 2: Futinari is like the most woke thing I can imagine
Speaker 2: a joke. It was as a joke though, right, well
Speaker 2: it's a joke here, I don't know if it's I mean,
Speaker 2: who the fuck know you know what I mean, Yeah.
Speaker 3: That's what I like. My default would be like, oh,
Speaker 3: what a funny joke. It's a good joke.
Speaker 2: I'm also like, it's wait, yeah, it's your boy, Shawny
Speaker 2: d the Holy Trinity, Uh, the one REQUI, the Toretto
Speaker 2: House and the shack in the yellow shirt. Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 1: Willem Dafoe expertly teaching a four hour class title how
Speaker 1: to Attack Your Dead Horse three x O, begging Kingston
Speaker 1: to never get braces so he can spit water.
Speaker 2: At people, using his iconic tooth gap exact comment with
Speaker 2: the word iconic in there. I've seen you fucking go
Speaker 2: hard on dudes with that sh Leave me alone alone,
Speaker 2: flossen them Cox.
Speaker 3: He's one of my few insecurities. This is a missing
Speaker 3: a tooth. I'm like, girl, you're so fucking me.
Speaker 2: You would be missing the thinnest tooth, such a gross,
Speaker 2: thin tooth.
Speaker 3: This is my lanky tooth, so gross.
Speaker 1: My tooth looks like the fucking alien Romulus basketball players.
Speaker 3: I don't know, so he looks like a breacher man.
Speaker 1: He's like there's like a basketball player that they cast
Speaker 1: it as like a really tall, like alien creature. It
Speaker 1: was like that kind of like you know, Doug Jones,
Speaker 1: It's kind of like that. He's like he's just naturally
Speaker 1: like strange looking. So okay, They're like, you look fucking
Speaker 1: gross and weird and scary. Would you like to be
Speaker 1: a scary thing and fucking gross, disgusting alien? You like
Speaker 1: Andre the Giant, but like if the giant was if
Speaker 1: the giant part was just like.
Speaker 3: Tall, so literally giant.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, the gion. I don't know why,
Speaker 2: but I felt like did you feel this too? Where
Speaker 2: I felt like I needed to stay still? I felt
Speaker 2: like I needed to stay like I actually like naturally
Speaker 2: like the animal, Like there's like an animal part of
Speaker 2: my brain that's been like dormant from millennia, And like
Speaker 2: you said, like stay still and it won't see you.
Speaker 2: No no, no me, no, no no me, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: You feeling from being on HRT for seven months, having
Speaker 1: a penishrank from six inches erect to four inches erect, slurping, smoking, joking, smoking, joking,
Speaker 1: going like this, m h.
Speaker 3: The dripful one. Just the jew of us.
Speaker 1: We can bang it if we tried, the two of us,
Speaker 1: you and joy uh Obi want to blow me. I
Speaker 1: beat him off and suck his penis, just to show
Speaker 1: him that I'm gay. Punished Venom Sheldon fifty cent to
Speaker 1: fifty cent Blood in my piss, Evil Sween says, I
Speaker 1: love the gays at least four million, four hundred and
Speaker 1: thirty and thirty as in the shape of a human,
Speaker 1: there's only one queer left. Walter White voice, I'm the hawk?
Speaker 3: Who I am the hawk?
Speaker 2: Whotours Jesse Voice? Hell yeah, mister White, spin on that
Speaker 2: thing that's annoyed. That's the most annoying they got there.
Speaker 3: I've never hated something more than what I've just read.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why ignored it.
Speaker 3: Yeah it hurt me. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wately five eighty three Peni Brothers Presents Vegeta's Galactic Food
Speaker 2: Review YouTube channel Don Conkerson, Oh yeah, it'd be a
Speaker 2: good gum banch on me back boy, wake up by
Speaker 2: gay to six p Did he blasting his favorite fifty
Speaker 2: cent song? Many men while many men come shoot come
Speaker 2: upon him for a record, your deal or whatever, or
Speaker 2: like the He's just he's spitballing in his own.
Speaker 3: In his own he game inn.
Speaker 2: Pp wrote in or like, well Peep's mom, but peepee Chris,
Speaker 2: check out this great song.
Speaker 1: It's called your Gain. I hate you, but I made
Speaker 1: by I made it up, you stupid donkey bitch.
Speaker 2: Damn damn dude.
Speaker 3: Check him out. I'll check them out, you know, check them.
Speaker 1: Trying him on vinyl At this point, it'd be funnier
Speaker 1: to have Brad on the pod before Colin. That would
Speaker 1: be funny. Brad is he is a native like he
Speaker 1: is here, he's in an Orange County. I think so
Speaker 1: it's a bit of a track, but it wouldn't be
Speaker 1: That would be funny. Me be fishy Fagnino versus the
Speaker 1: gay sex man John Strickland. I will, in fact be
Speaker 1: wearing a suit and tie to the Super Bowl. Marks
Speaker 1: eighteen eighty nine Total.
Speaker 2: Inward Death. That is the easiest things I've ever fucking seen,
Speaker 2: the top one, the first one.
Speaker 3: Read that album?
Speaker 2: No, is that like cylons? Is that what we're trying
Speaker 2: to say? Total Syligger death? Behead Cyliggers, roundhouse kick a syliger.
Speaker 3: Cyclier, oh cyclicker? Oh okay, okay, So that's I got
Speaker 3: that wrong.
Speaker 2: Blur for cyclists that's nuts into traffic, steamroll over his
Speaker 2: cy clickers head. Oh I thought this guy was trying
Speaker 2: to go nerdy and be like Battlesquard Battlestar Galactica and
Speaker 2: be like a silog sil like.
Speaker 3: Like oh no, which actually would be real. I think
Speaker 3: if that, if that universe was real, they hated them.
Speaker 3: They're like, They're like, I mean, well, they hated them
Speaker 3: for a good reason.
Speaker 2: They fucking blew up the world.
Speaker 3: They somewhat provoked. I think you can say I hated them.
Speaker 7: There's just there's nuance on both sides. They blew up
Speaker 7: your planet, but you're not being very welcoming.
Speaker 2: It's basically death got you know, it's the Gath.
Speaker 3: It's there.
Speaker 2: It's like the oh, the Gap took over the Corey
Speaker 2: called Rannik or whatever and kicked them the funk out.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: It's it's every it's every Did they kicked the did
Speaker 1: they kick the Gap out of? Like gefflhem, Yeah, so
Speaker 1: they called they deemed it after.
Speaker 3: I'm fucked out first.
Speaker 2: Key David featuring an American so racist instance has become
Speaker 2: his only option. The ghost of Jim Crow hunting the
Speaker 2: woman's bathroom at a chucky cheese is a Jesus, Jesus Christ,
Speaker 2: Get Jesus, Jesus Geist, get Theesus Jesus Ancho, just Gothilot.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, how their names work. It's so dumb.
Speaker 1: Uh pre rods, Uh, spread your cheeks so I can
Speaker 1: shot in your ass. Blake eight ninety six Radiohead, Nice
Speaker 1: Peen and Anna Sorkin is currently I'm dancing with the Stars,
Speaker 1: yelling world Whip.
Speaker 2: The Reapers and the old machines like Harbinger was dressed
Speaker 2: like Jesus and that's why they got into one.
Speaker 3: Holes in hands met him and he's literally Jesus from
Speaker 3: the Bible. He's a fucking robot, but he has human
Speaker 3: and a robot.
Speaker 2: We're yelling world Star in a crowded room, unprompted, Alaskan
Speaker 2: oil field trash, Texas Stato Salad, Young Sheldon suffocating in
Speaker 2: a cave, upside down.
Speaker 3: I love it, Adam upside down. Then I love it.
Speaker 2: I see the upside down.
Speaker 8: The blood is rushing to my brain and compromising my capabilities.
Speaker 8: Someone to help me, if only Spock, we're here, Spot keep.
Speaker 3: Coming, Oh John on my own Come. I gotta stop coming.
Speaker 8: If I piss hard enough, maybe I can erode some
Speaker 8: of the rock walls and.
Speaker 2: Bury myself up out from freedom. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's how he talks. They do that
Speaker 1: overacting thing, you know, like this is what a this
Speaker 1: is what a cyclicker deserves. They buried me underground anyway,
Speaker 1: tickle my ax hair maybe a tool for me.
Speaker 3: They've been tuned me in a trying to my own hubris.
Speaker 3: What am I to do?
Speaker 2: Fuck? I'm Niggy Jizzy uh formerly known as Niggy Ziggy
Speaker 2: honestly on God for real, for real on Sween.
Speaker 1: Congrats to Sween on losing weight. Good ship man, keep
Speaker 1: it up. I wonder if Derek has listen to the
Speaker 1: band volcan Wolcanans.
Speaker 3: Not yet.
Speaker 2: I listened to another Asian one, the the one that
Speaker 2: they said that was like, uh, baby metal. But I
Speaker 2: haven't got to that one. I have to do that
Speaker 2: one now. Woke Kansas what is it Wolcans? I keep
Speaker 2: want to say, will Kansas for some reason like woke Arkansas,
Speaker 2: w u l k A n A z w U
Speaker 2: vulcan As. I think it's a wonder. I can breathe
Speaker 2: at all when my big fat dick is in my drawa.
Speaker 1: My I think I added a queer of I uh sorry,
Speaker 1: Miss Jackson, Badly Brave Duck hunt etherean Virginian punter, and
Speaker 1: Nae from Melphis one and rounding out our list.
Speaker 3: As always the King of Haphazard, I'm hungry.
Speaker 2: Bye. We started this like like I was five o'clock.
Speaker 3: It's like I'm very late to what I'm going to
Speaker 3: to the waint, I'm probably not going any.
Speaker 2: Alright. Bye guys, Bye bye, bye, bye bye. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: come upside down.
Speaker 3: Sound sexual wolves by.
Speaker 2: Stupid Sounds. Get a little bit of
Speaker 3: That little bit