Speaker 1: Yeah, what's going on you?
Speaker 2: Okay? Bassa hope everybody's having a great day. So, uh, Taylor,
you said we're gonna do Champagne Shenanigans. Uh, that is
not true. What we are gonna do this hour is
we're gonna go for Dose. Baby, call naudible. We're going
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We're gonna have two beers. Let's have two beers, guys,
just a nice two beers to take the edge off
of a great work week. Well, I guess you only
found two beers.
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: No, I asked you one one and I did not
hear a response. Who, Taylor, do you have your beer? Yeah?
I forgot about Jake. No, I didn't.
Speaker 4: He were telling the great people about kata Ze while
you were getting everybody else beers.
Speaker 1: And you know what, Jake, I don't think you forgot.
Speaker 2: I don't think he did either. The power move.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: I just said I asked and he I did not
hear a response. So I was like, Okay, I guess
Jake doesn't want to do Sekish But it's dumb because
who doesn't want to do Ski's duh uh? So uh, well,
it looks like you're got the kata Actually they're Jakie.
I appreciate it. I'm drinking a Doseki's liman salt. So remember,
we love to dress up our beers with lime and salt,
but this way you don't even have to. It's already made.
I love the double x's on the tab too.
Speaker 5: I like the color of this one. It's like a
lime green.
Speaker 2: Mm. It tastes like vacation right there. But that tastes great.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Nobody knows a vacation light Lake, Bob. That is true.
It tastes like the lake great Lake beer. This is
a beer that it's good here in the studio. But
this is a beer specifically, this lime and salt one.
You need to be under the sun for this. Ideally,
I need I need. I need to feel heat on
my skin, not a c I need to feel my
my pale skin. Uh pinking up a little bit but
still very good. But man, it makes me crave being
outside like this would be a perfect rock the country
beer right here. All right, So look, you know how
this hour goes. Guys, we're done with work, okay, So
where's you to talk about? What ever the hell we want?
I hope y'all have a great day if you're leaving
us now right. So it says, okay, Jake, we need
to start a protein beer company. I'll need one hundred
k to grant you the rights to the patent. Are
you in? Would you drink I don't I mean protein beer? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I mean we can partner together. I ain't giving you
a hundred thousand though. Yeah, I drink it.
Speaker 2: We could call it low man, okay, not bad, not bad.
It's a good beer name Lomanas. I don't know how
you would make could you make protein beer taste good?
I mean I don't know, because what does protein tastes
like in and of itself?
Speaker 1: Because it's all flavored anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, it's always done into some sort of flavor. Ryan,
don't worry if there's one point six grams of protein
per beer, Cam, whoa, Oh, look at that you're telling me.
I'm just feed my muscles right now.
Speaker 6: Hell yeah, I give you some actually like getting healthier
per sp Yeah.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, So if we could get that number up to
like four grams, you could really sell it as protein beer.
Speaker 2: Ryan, let's join failing that much protein beer and budan
all in one vending machine. Me and you Ryan, big
money ideas. Only meat and protein, right, protein and protein?
Really protein right here? Protein and protein. I said protein
so many times now that doesn't sound like a real word.
Speaker 5: Zerograms are fat in this?
Speaker 1: Uh cret only only twelve grams of carbs?
Speaker 6: Guys, Wow, this is actually compared to most of the
stuff I drink.
Speaker 7: Pretty good for you calories.
Speaker 2: It's a bit surprising.
Speaker 5: I think we did just workout only one hundred and
thirty five calories. I love that.
Speaker 1: Like.
Speaker 6: Okay, for example, this energy drink I had this morning,
Granted it's a little bit bigger, but the beer has
twelve grams of carbs.
Speaker 1: The moss has fifty four grams of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's going to be a classic. Fifty four grams
of carbs, forty eight of sugar, fifty one allow the
third amount of sugar.
Speaker 5: That's crazy, one hundred and thirty five. I can have
ten of these then, I think has tea.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of drinking a beer after a workout
as carbs and proteins also talking about. I mean, I've
drank beer after workouts and it tastes great, but I've
never thought like that.
Speaker 1: It was actually mean my body.
Speaker 2: I mean, I know, is it actually for that reason?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 2: I mean I guess maybe so, Actually maybe not the worst.
Speaker 5: THINGE twelve grams of carbs on this one.
Speaker 2: Shout out to Evolve we got after this morning. Oh dude,
I was getting my ass kicked by this tiny blonde
girl yesterday, shadow Cat. That was very humbling, very humbling.
Turns out her dad desirn Man, though, you know so,
like I mean, I was kind of behind the eight
pall the entire time. Anyway, I didn't stand much of
a chance.
Speaker 5: You know what's humbling. Kettlebell exercises. They're great, they're they're great,
but they're very humbling.
Speaker 2: They're great, they're exhausting. They're good. You know. They have
a beer, Barbell Brew. Okay, so we've been beat to it.
It's got twenty one point eight grams of protein.
Speaker 5: God where do I get Barbell Brew?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I'm I am checking it out now.
Speaker 5: This is a coffee and a beer.
Speaker 2: Okay, ye that's what? Yeah? Wait, hold on, it's a coffee,
a beer, and a protein shake. All they want drink? Okay, okay,
coffee and beer Okay okay.
Speaker 1: I said that weird bud like I don't need anything else?
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, no coffee beer, coffee beer, twenty one graml
has ever done a charity tink a lot? I give
you beer and fruit after it's okay, guys, I can okay? Wrong, Hey,
beer's great for working out. I guess I don't know.
I mean I feel ivan, you know, like you said,
he got it in this morning, So this is perfect.
I'm just feeding my muscles right now, dude, recover it. Uh.
You know what's a crazy story that I heard about?
Did anybody see this Dwight Howard story?
Speaker 6: I read a little bit about it last night. Soler
Parsons also.
Speaker 2: Yes, so a Georgia man swindled Dwight Howard out of
seven million dollars and Chandler Parsons out of one million dollars.
But the only reason I bring it up is because
I cannot fathom what this guy's end game was, because
how he got this seven million out of Dwight was
He told him that he was purchasing a steak in
the Atlanta Dream. Isn't that the women's soccer team? I
thought was WBA or a WNBA. Yeah, I followed that
would make more sense either way. He told him that
he was purchasing a steak in that, and only to
find out when the Dream were later sold that no,
you have nothing. But again, where was the end game?
It's a it's a good pitch to get seven million
dollars out of someone, but there was It was a
zero percent chance that Dwight Howard was eventually not going
to figure out he didn't own the team, right, Yeah? Like,
did he just think that he was just going to
continue to get away with this? And then he got
Chandler Parsons to apparently invest a million dollars in some
NBA prospects development, only to find out that they don't.
He doesn't even know the guy, which again, like a
what was the end game? There's never gonna be like this.
These are some big balls schemes. Credit to him for
being convincing enough to get the money out of them
to begin with. But my god, not there was no
escape plan. Ever, maybe that was the plan, right, I'm
just gonna live ball to the walls. I go to jail.
He got a dozen years, you.
Speaker 4: Must say, he got twelve years behind bars, so had
phone with the eight million.
Speaker 2: Now. I don't know, though, I have a weird thing
about white collar prison where I feel like, in my
head it's just like summer camp. Well, I know it's
not true. You're still in jail at the end of
the day, blah blah blah, but you know you're getting
three square an okay, food time a little bit. And really,
I mean, I know we've all watched prison documentaries and stuff. Uh,
the the ingenuity of prisoners when it comes to culinary aspects,
be it making their own alcohol, making their own food.
It is amazing what people have managed to create. Shout
out to this guy. He lived, he lives hard and
fast and now he's in jail.
Speaker 5: But hey, like you said, can I remove the w
NBA failure facts from my ass.
Speaker 2: Now, no, nope, no, those things right up there. Boy,
I'm gonna hear cam here.
Speaker 5: I'm not paying eight million for something that operates a loss.
Speaker 2: Stood up in there. Hey hey, okay, oh my god, okay,
bend over lunch.
Speaker 5: Sorry yeah yeah yeah, not shoving anything.
Speaker 2: Up my ass, Alva Mars Wanning. Crazy. Part is so
I thought seven million for staking a w n W
n B A team was a good investment.
Speaker 5: Now there you go. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2: You have been over to. Now all sports are good investments.
So I don't know. I mean, we'd have to look
up what they ended up selling for because he would
have gotten a profit.
Speaker 1: It's old part of this to me.
Speaker 6: Why would Chandler Parsons care about the invest into like
a NBA.
Speaker 2: I did not. I did not understand that. I don't know.
Here's how it works.
Speaker 4: So Chandler Parsons gives a million dollars for this NBA prospect.
You know, maybe he's overseas, maybe he's not. Probably overseas.
This guy's gonna be really really good. Give him a
million dollar so he can train, work out, get his
body right, get in front, of scouts blah blah blah,
and then once he becomes an NBA player, you'll get
a percentage of all of his earnings.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, So it's almost like a secondary agent.
I mean almost.
Speaker 4: I mean you're basically you're putting the money up front
for him to get to that level, and once he
gets to that level, you get three percent return on everything.
Speaker 2: That he makes. That makes sense. I didn't know that
was a codified practice though. I was not aware of
that either.
Speaker 4: The Atlanta Dream are worth fifty five million dollars. Jokes
on you nerve your team made.
Speaker 2: Eight point eight million dollars in revenue last year. There
you go. I mean again, most sports investments nowadays are
basically just money printing machines. How di it's a million
dollars not buy the whole team because of what you
just heard, mister Biggs. Why does it sound like racesource investing?
I mean, I guess that's essentially what it is when
you're talking about supporting a prospect. Yeah, it's it's it's
not unlike that. It's kind of basically buying a human.
Uh yeah, some ways, it just wild something the human
beings did for all history pretty recent that we finally
realized you know, hey, guys, that's very wrong. At least
we finally got there. Oh my god, dude, you know
what was kind of crazy. So I finally got to
the fourth season of Righteous gym Stones And again, guys,
I'm not encouraging anyone to rotchet. If you were someone
who is going to be if you do not enjoy
like religious jokes, uh and like, you know, things that sacrilegious,
I would say, don't check it out. It's not gonna
be for everyone. But one thing that is pretty cool.
The fourth season opens up with a flashback episode with
Bradley Cooper as the main character, and it's the whole
episode you don't see anything. But I guess the only
reason I'm talking about it is because it actually is
a kind of awesome Civil War period piece, like out
of nowhere. Danny McBride just directed this action filled, super
high production value civil war period piece. It's like an
hour long. It's got like great costumes, great special effects.
It's kind of shocking, actually, I think how that family
kind of became who they were. It gives you, yes,
it gives you kind of the It gives you the
the the Bradley Cooper. Yes, he ends up being basically
the the man who started it all, and you and
and you kind of see how he got his beginnings
in the church. They're sorted. But again, the the the
the the the more interest. The most interesting part of
it is that HBO just gave Danny McBride a ton
of money and production value to play with and said, hey,
go make your Civil war movie. Yeah, and it's actually
really it's actually really cool. It's actually really cool. Damas
Should I watch Severance or Righteous Jimstones next? Oh, completely
different shows. Riches jimpsone is gonna be get you way
quicker in and out, Severance longer, still pretty damn good.
But Severance is super hard to stay awake during, which
is weird for a show that's good. But the entire
vibe of it is very It's like white walls and
soft music, and it's it's if you're tired constantly like
I am. You know you're you're in trouble, Nook. He
says that we're gonna talk about skeens and Livia almost
never being a thing because he refused follow on Instagram,
so I missed this quote. This was in the GQ article,
I'm assuming, So what exactly did Livy say?
Speaker 5: Pretty much that I didn't read the full quote, but
it was that's the gist of it, that he never
followed her back on Instagram. So it was never It
was almost never a thing.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, Apha moves only.
Speaker 5: Its like paying attention to who's following.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. Apparently he like doesn't do Instagram at all.
Speaker 2: He didn't do anything except throw baseballs we had him on.
When we had him on the Room Show, it was
for him to promote MLB the show because he's a
cover athlete. And then he's like, I don't know, I've
never played a video game my life. Okay, yeah, sure
of course you haven't.
Speaker 5: Like, like, no, I love him.
Speaker 2: All you do is want to throw baseballs. You know what?
The coolest part about the GQ shoot that I didn't
realize when I saw the snow, I just assumed it
was Pittsburgh. The GQ shoot was on the Baton Rouge
snow day, right. Do you know how pumped they had
to be. They're down here to shoot it and you
get the most late. So that picture where it's the
piano with the snow in the background, and he's looking
like a straight gag because that's in baton rouge with
that snow, which is just insane to think about.
Speaker 5: Where is this? Let's see what does this look like?
What neighborhood does this look like?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I was I'm not gonna I was
trying to figure out the same thing. It kind of
looks like I've driven on a boat by Barry Seal
his house before you drug Lord, and his whole back
of his house is just like at the time, it's
just like glass, like open open that. Their house looks
like that too. All the walls just appear to be
made of glass. Maybe it's that house. Should we peep
in tom them? This feels creepier as we go.
Speaker 5: I like this photo shoot, uh, but I like Paul's
clothes better than Livy's. But I get the idea behind it.
Speaker 2: My favorite picture is her lane on the piano.
Speaker 5: That's cool.
Speaker 2: That's the coolest picture. He looks the best there. She
looks the best there.
Speaker 6: Who should You're ready for your face to be on
this body?
Speaker 2: You do look pretty hot, as Livy. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: That's what That's what I said in our group chat.
I was like, is that me or Livy?
Speaker 2: Can't tell? Also, me and uh, me and Paul kind
of have a similar facial hair somewhat, so that that
kind of worked as well, if only I had two
percent of the talent. Paul reminded me that honeycomb exists. Yeah,
I know, I too was surprised to see that the
cereal that he was eating was honeycomb. I ate honeycombs
last night. Really, I like, I had not thought that
honey comes in a long time. Did Jerry Good? I'm
not taking good? It is good? Probably my choice. Really,
it was never in the rotation for me growing up.
I was a CT crunch guy first, probably like a
Raisin brand extra Raisin. Second, absolute banger.
Speaker 6: No, Bro's apparently a dead great Rudy Pebbles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, is no crap.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not even that I'm good.
Speaker 5: You don't like Raisin, No, I don't like Raisins.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of people don't like Raisin. I gotta
tell you, I think there's human beings walking around they
just don't like Raisin. There's a lot of human being
willing it's the dumbest thing.
Speaker 1: In the minority.
Speaker 4: Honey exactly honey bunches of oats with almonds is probably
my second favorite.
Speaker 2: That that that issue used to be so good.
Speaker 5: Always in the minority again.
Speaker 2: You'll just y'all, just don If I had a box
of raisins you want to eat.
Speaker 1: I would everyone little sun made boxes gives.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't knock them out of your hands if you offer, wow, not.
Speaker 2: Not a raisin, but you don't eat great grapes are good,
but you won't eat raisin.
Speaker 1: They don't taste the same.
Speaker 2: That's so stupid.
Speaker 1: They don't taste the same.
Speaker 6: It tastes pret damn similar. It's just extra difference. I
don't think they taste the same at all.
Speaker 2: Raisins are like candy. No, yes, they're raisin mango like mangos.
Speaker 5: Like.
Speaker 6: Nothing is more upsetting than biting into a cookie that's
chocolate chip.
Speaker 2: And I'm kind of raising Taylor. How old are you five?
I mean, I don't love a raisin cookie, to be fair,
Raisin cookies are good, They're not bad, but I would
never take that over a chocolate chip. It and it
does suck when you maybe get shocked by the raisin
when you're expecting well, I mean, you get shocked by anything.
Speaker 4: So I love tea like ice tea is great, but
if like I'm expecting it to be like a diet
coke and I take a sip.
Speaker 2: And it's it's about it will trick you in a
bad way.
Speaker 1: But I like both.
Speaker 2: But that will get you, that's true anytime. What about
like yogurt covered raisins.
Speaker 6: I've never had those. I've had chocolate covered raisins. Still
not the big of a fan.
Speaker 2: I'll like a raisin, but it tastes nothing like great. Yeah,
I guess you'll probably you are actually right about that.
I will. I'll concede that point. But raisins are awesome.
I think you're all crazy, all right, More to get
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Speaker 2: Do you remember when we tried to make this the
official song of college football? I remember us rocking out
to it that one time. We were kind of making
a joke and Danny's like, this should be the official
song of college football, and we were like, hell yeah, okay,
and then you played it, We're like, maybe you should.
There it's a lyricist ball into ball to bang to
bang Diggy Diggy Diggy said the boogie, said Up drop
the boogie, which is something I've been thinking about in
relation to tariffs a lot lately. What do you all think, kid,
rock sitting across from the president ball with the ball
to bang to bang Diggy. But what if we set
the boogie then up brought the boogie? Trump's taking notes, kid,
What are you talking about? What the hell are you
talking about? Getting have you in here? What are we
talking about? Have you met my friend little j C.
He's dead now, but he's still with me always.
Speaker 5: J does Someone asked me yesterday there cod Rock a
Jones fame. Someone asked me yesterday. They're like, did kid
Rock get another little person for his band?
Speaker 2: He never did, to be fair, right, he never did
rock to me like Joe, like a real life Joe Dirt. No, No,
like he was in the movie. He is in the movie.
That's right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like, what immediately what I think about? She
don't want you dirt, she wants my body. I will
say this, the song goes hard. This song goes hard,
says forty five percent tears on the ball with.
Speaker 2: A on the ball. That is so funny.
Speaker 5: But yeah, he did look ridiculous in that Queena Sparkles
ass outfit here, I mean.
Speaker 2: And he all then he was in a suit in
the piano video. Then something right, he was in a
suit in the piano video. So he purposely put on
the Queena Sparkles Yeah video. Money's faker than a ball
to the boss who cares? Yeah, I guess. So. You
know the best part is we just have to like
accept the in the nuts and just move on nothing.
We could do. We could hope for the best. Oh,
I got milk and eggs at the grocery store. That'll
be how much? Okay, thanks, I'm so happy I got
in on this local egg ring. It's awesome.
Speaker 5: Just somebody with chickens giving you eggs.
Speaker 2: I got on the mailing list. Drop off every Friday.
Leave the old carton out, new carton in. Baby, We
got people down the street with chickens. I keep trying
to tell Victoria to go steal one, like during the
day home.
Speaker 1: She won't go do it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, selfish, if you need any help choking that chicken,
turns out, I'm an expert to slem me now hmmm,
I'll bring that little thing's neck fried up. You ever
had fresh killed fried chicken? Oh my god, it's incredible.
My uncle back in the day, uh we got he.
I can't remember why he thought it was time to
eat these chickens, but he did. Oh my god, they
were good. This is the same one with the goats.
Speaker 5: Made you castraight them.
Speaker 2: I did not castraight the chickens their neck. Were you
gonna chicken neck? I could do it, but I would
feel I don't want to feel that. I don't want
to feel the crack. I could, I could, but I
don't want to this man. I could hold up. I could,
I could, I could, don't don't. Don't. Well, City Bob,
I'm gonna step up. I'm gonna step up, and now
I'm gonn step out because I got to get my haircut. Guys,
this is I know it starts at nine thirty. I'm
already gonna be late, but yeah, I gotta get my
haircut for the gall of the night.
Speaker 5: So no, remember, guy, this is the lamest thing I've ever.
Speaker 2: Diggy Diggy said, drop the boogie? What part way to
leave the show?
Speaker 5: To leave the show?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Boo this man boo. I hope he cuts off
six inches on accident.
Speaker 5: I hope he accidentally buzz cuts your hair.
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Speaker 7: Back to sports talk, maybe off the bench?
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Speaker 4: Nine to thirty appointments here we set those appointents for
ten late, but we still set them at ten.
Speaker 6: I love how like he was like, guys, no, like
I have to leave, I'm already late, but like, you're
the one that made the nine thirty appointment. He's still
your fully.
Speaker 2: T Bob's haircut.
Speaker 4: I think Troy can only do it at nine thirty
because he always goes at ninety every time.
Speaker 2: It must be like the only time.
Speaker 6: Sometimes he'll go like right after the show, like if
he has so, I mean it's it's somewhere in that area.
Speaker 2: It's true.
Speaker 4: We do have a rehearsal coming up at eleven for
the Galla that we're going to be m seeing tonight,
so uh, maybe the only time he could do it.
But still I'm with Taylor, get a messed up haircut,
you'll stop worrying about being nervous about everything else.
Speaker 2: And it's shocking that he's nervous, by the way, like.
Speaker 5: People, Yeah, he's nervous about the weirdest stuff, though, I
feel like, yeah, there's been a couple of times where
he's like, I'm nervous about this, and I'm like, that
is such a weird thing for you, of all people,
to be nervous about.
Speaker 1: He was about going to read to the kids that time.
Speaker 4: Right, And that's like right up, Like I bet he's
elite reading to kids. Yeah, you know what I'm saying,
Like I would be see, I would be bad at that.
That would be something I would not want to be
any part of the Only time I really get nervous
is when I can't.
Speaker 2: Control the outcome. Yeah, like youth sports coaching them.
Speaker 4: Like, man, I'm nervous right here because like I can,
I can try to help, but at the end of
the day, there's nothing I can technically do.
Speaker 2: But like playing in front of a crowd.
Speaker 4: That never, not one time in my career did I
even think about, oh my god, there's so many people
here talking to large crowds. It's like, hey, you're either
gonna be good or you're gonna suck. But it's gonna
be on you whether you're good or whether you know,
maybe you're not so good.
Speaker 2: So I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's a little surprising, Landra, what's the situation You're like, no,
thank you, What do you mean nervous? Like the thing
you would get the most nervous about.
Speaker 5: So I think that public speaking used to make me
nervous it doesn't really make me that nervous anymore. I
think it was last year I was telling y'all, I
had to MC the Texas Club.
Speaker 2: You were you were pretty You're pretty nervous.
Speaker 5: Nervous about it. But I think now that I've done
it a few times and m see a few other events, like,
it doesn't really make me that nervous anymore. I think
I'm like you where it's like I can't control the outcome.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: But the thing that made me nervous about in seeing
was if I was gonna be out there and be like,
how we all doing tonight and everyone's just like cricket.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5: That's like my biggest fear.
Speaker 2: But I don't know.
Speaker 5: There's not much now after doing this job that makes
me very true.
Speaker 4: This job will help, I mean, you know, talking every
single day, knowing that someone's watching and listening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it certainly helps. What about you?
Speaker 1: What makes me the most?
Speaker 2: It's not talking.
Speaker 6: It's probably talking about things that make me no having
to do something like on the fly, like but I
already have something like previously planned like okay, Like I'm
a very structured person, so like I have this planned out,
but at the last second, it has to change locations
or it changes time or something like that, and I
gotta like readjust everything on the fly.
Speaker 1: I don't like that.
Speaker 2: What of the gosh?
Speaker 4: I guess it was probably the biggest crowd I ever
were actually spoke in front of the National Championship Parade
twenty nineteen. Yeah, you know, they had it in the
p MAC and it was like a parade leading into
the p MAC. Well, I was just gonna go with
the family and like nine thirty maybe that night, I
get a call from Gordy. Hey, I was supposed to
m see that thing in the morning. I can't go now,
you got it. It was like, oh, okay, thirteen thousand
people inside the p MAC. Last second, last second, all right,
well let's ride. And I was like okay. After I
did that, I was like, if I can do that
on the fly in front of that many people. I
think it was on the SEC network And that part
didn't really affect me. I was like, okay, well let's go.
Let's get you up and try to stay up and
make sure you had your notes ready for that. One
also made coach in Sminger stand up in front of
everyone and give a wave.
Speaker 2: He was so mad at me, it was so worth it.
He was so mad because you know, he slinger hates attention.
Speaker 5: Hates it.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, look, you just did what you did
with this offense. You're not up here with us. I'm
about to make you stand up right.
Speaker 5: And he deserves it, even though, like like you said,
he doesn't like it. The last thing that made me
super nervous and it was the Dustin Poie interview and
Teabop had asked, oh, yeah, He's like, are you nervous? Yeah,
he was like are you nervous? And I was just like, no,
I'm not nervous. But then he came up, and that's
when I got like, whenever it was about to start
and he came up, that's when I was like, oh,
actually I kind of am.
Speaker 2: A little bit. But he was very cool though, I
mean he did great. Awesome, Yeah, you did awesome.
Speaker 5: I'll like never forget because he was super nice before
and afterwards, and he didn't have to like sit there
and talk to me after the interview, and he did,
and Rivers was like. Rivers and his handler were both like, Okay,
I'm sure y'all can talk all day, but we gotta go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, look chill out.
Speaker 4: When Diamond wants to talk, let Diamond talk, or he'll
beat you up because he can beat everybody.
Speaker 2: Up in that building.
Speaker 4: Bobby asked, do I get nervous watching my kids participate
in sports? Yes, yeah, absolutely I do for multiple uh
you know, amounts of reasons, like one, like you know
how much they prepare to get to that point, right,
so all their hard work you wanted to pay off
because you preach hard work and you tell them, hey,
if you do a B and C, it's going to
get you to the finish line, and it doesn't always happen.
Speaker 2: And so yeah, absolutely I get nervous.
Speaker 4: Like my son has, you know, good chance to to
start varsity football this year, I'm gonna be a nervous wreck,
sweaty palms every single.
Speaker 2: Well just every play too. Yeah, so it's gonna be
one of those years.
Speaker 4: Like on Friday nights, like I probably start in the
stands and then like slowly walk to the side of
the fence like.
Speaker 2: It just nobody wants to probably be around me.
Speaker 6: You're standing all the twenty by the fourth quarter, like
you're on the field, you're a fat dad where they're
like Dad's on the field.
Speaker 2: Kick step, kick step, use your hands. Yeah, I'll be
that guy. All right, let's get to Tatay's NFL Story
of the Day Day.
Speaker 3: It's time for today NFL Story of the Day Day,
your daily dose of NFL news from Taylor Sharp Jake.
Speaker 6: We talk a lot about how running back position appears
to be back in a big way in the NFL.
We know Saquon Barkley got the big deal, James Cook
is looking for a big deal, which I personally.
Speaker 1: Think he should get.
Speaker 6: Maybe more kids out there should try to play tight end, though,
because Trey McBride just got a four year, seventy six
million dollar extension, forty three million of that is guaranteed.
McBride's gonna make nineteen million dollars per year, slightly lower
than Saquon, who is the highest paid running back in
the NFL. Kelsey was the previous highest paid tight end
at a little over seventeen million per year. So Trey
McBride making more than basically every running back in the NFL,
as he's now the highest paid tight end.
Speaker 1: Eavor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and this is somebody that had the second best
drop rate in the NFL. Does not drop the football
as sure of hands as anybody. I'm trying to think
who was number one there was Actually I think it
was Myers from the Raiders. I don't think he had
a single drop, and then I think Trey had like
two maybe all season long. And we're talking about a
guy who had a hundred and eleven catches. So some
of you might be like, who the hell is Trey? No,
you need to know who Trey McBride is. One hundred
and eleven catches over eleven hundred yards. Now, he only
had two touchdowns and for a long portion of the season.
Week ten he didn't have a touchdown. Might have been
even later than that. Actually he got two touchdowns. They
came in week seventeen.
Speaker 2: And week eighteen.
Speaker 1: Okay, there you go. Yeah, the whole season.
Speaker 4: So he was somebody that was highly highly efficient for
the Cardinals' second round pick out of Colorado State.
Speaker 2: He dominated the Senior Bowl.
Speaker 4: The year might have been the first year that we
started going down to Mobile and nobody really knew who
he was then They certainly did by the time he
left Mobile, So credit to them.
Speaker 2: Man. He is.
Speaker 6: Two hundred and twenty one receptions in this first three years.
That's the most by a tight end in NFL history
in their first three years, and then only three tight
ends are ahead of him during the last three years.
And his big names it's Travis Kelcey, having Ingram and TJ.
Speaker 1: Howkinson.
Speaker 6: So like you want to talk about a guy who's
who's worth the money, like it's it's mcbrid Now.
Speaker 2: You mentioned the tight end position and more than any
running back. I hate this.
Speaker 4: Don't say it out loud, but the tight end is
kind of taking over what production you used to want
to get from the running back and different production.
Speaker 2: But I'm just saying tight ends are valued more. Now
do I agree with it?
Speaker 4: Not necessarily because you can see a sa Kwon Barkley
at Josh Jacobs, somebody that can completely change your team,
the dynamic of your team. Look at like Jamiir Gibbs
and what he did for the Lions. A lot of
people hated that pick and all he's done is be
like a difference maker. Now they got a two headed
monster there with David Montgomery.
Speaker 2: I understand that, but.
Speaker 4: There's still a lot of value in running backs. But
I do think that personnel wise, in front office wise,
they have kind of flip the script. Now you're going
to pay your tight ends, You're not gonna pay your
running backs. And Trey McBride might just be the best
player you've never heard of in the NFL.
Speaker 6: I mean, you can argue, and I might actually argue
this that like tight ends are the best athletes on
the field now the way they're used, I mean there's
big as a well after fullbacks. Yeah, sure, they're as
big as an O lineman. They got to run like
a receiver.
Speaker 1: You have to learn about whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa.
Speaker 4: If you want to have that argument, Okay, running backs
have to do what everybody does they except throw the football.
They've got to run it, they've got to catch it,
they've got to pass protect. Nobody else really has to
do it because tight ends just catch it, run, block,
and pass protect.
Speaker 2: Running backs going to do all the things.
Speaker 6: I guess I'm just thinking, like the size of the
tight end like that. I mean, that's I mean, it's
it's a discussion.
Speaker 2: I mean the modern talking it through.
Speaker 4: Running backs do more than anybody on the field outside
of quarterback, and they get paid the least amount.
Speaker 6: I mean, look like tight end about the past them
like Trey McBride's essentially the second highest paid running back
in the NFL. That number is only going to go up,
so only Saquon. Yeah, Saque's at twenty, mc Bride's at nineteen.
Speaker 2: I mean credit to Trey McBride.
Speaker 4: Loved him at the senior Bowld was one of those
guys that would stay like thirty five minutes after practice
and work on all the little things and certainly paying
off for him. And uh again now the highest paid
tighten in the NFL. All right, we will step away
for one final time here going to end the show
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ESPN bat rwers T. Bob is back from his haircut.
Speaker 5: Don't you love itzy haircut?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 7: I decided last minute.
Speaker 3: I got here forty five minutes late, and I was like,
I'll just I'll come say hey to everybody, and he's
not here and I was like, where is he haircut?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Also, as he doesn't have a show that he
has to he like actually made the appointment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, no, rivers. He's done this plenty of time.
Speaker 3: One.
Speaker 7: Oh, maybe he has to be at Rouse's right after.
Speaker 2: No, okay, we have a rehearsal for the gall at eleven.
Speaker 7: Oh, he's got to get that first cut for the gala.
That's what it is.
Speaker 4: I mean you could probably go, I look, my guy's
got great hair. He will look the exact same when
I see him at eleven o'clock. He gets hair like
I got a haircam like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, guys, look look at my haircut scissors.
Was he standing too far?
Speaker 2: That's a good thing, I guess. I mean it always
looks consistent. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I also feel like getting out in front of this
is the first time I've seen myself since about five am.
So it's a tough look for me to teach a
class this morning, and then I had to go do
prayers for the people with my kids at chapel.
Speaker 5: Okay, I love that.
Speaker 7: And here we are a lot of things. The lights
are very great.
Speaker 2: No, I've hated lights here forever.
Speaker 7: Here, can't we control them?
Speaker 4: We can also get ones that are looking like they're
in like a night twenty Broadway shows.
Speaker 7: I can't believe t Bob hasn't cracked one of these
lights with a champagne cork yet.
Speaker 5: That's actually surprising.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's still time, ask the bench.
Speaker 7: I think this nice little moodsettered.
Speaker 2: I think this one is for you.
Speaker 4: If you have a can of flat Nose that has
been sitting in your truck in the sun for a
full day, but you had the option to drink a
rock Star Energy energy drink fresh out of the fridge,
which do you pick?
Speaker 6: Well, you get Rockstar because it's cold, but also like
if that nosse has been in the sun, that's free
gas for the tank is free gas because it'll it'll
probably run.
Speaker 5: At that point, you look so small.
Speaker 7: I know this chars the worst.
Speaker 1: Well I put it there because T Bob's so tall,
and then I.
Speaker 7: Sit here and Jake looks like a giant.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so many of these I can't ask, uh, ask
the bench. Was that really Joe Dirt's sister?
Speaker 2: No, I don't think so. Right, they figured out it
was not his sister in the at the end of it. Yeah,
you've seen your dirt before.
Speaker 7: I'm not T Bob. Look, I've seen movies. Just assume
that I've seen it.
Speaker 2: Yes, Uh, asked the bench, Is Nickelback a good band?
Speaker 3: Yes, Nickelback was my very first concert by myself that
like my parents let me like go out into the wild,
like dropped me off, and I went by myself in
eighth grade. The getting ready to go to that concert,
getting my fit ready was like one of the best
times of my life, you know, because you had to.
Speaker 6: Look so you'll you'll love this because I'm such a
big Nickelback fan. First song ever heard by him was Photograph.
Absolutely hated it.
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, because that's not their best work.
Speaker 1: No, but like I learned to like it over time.
Speaker 5: And then just that vine from a long time ago,
and he's like, look at this graph and there's like literally.
Speaker 2: A group, asked the benches. Rivers already eyeing a new
baseball state.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 3: Probably I think that he got he kind of got
saved last year, like a pitching coach change, and so
I think that like that gave him another year to
kind of.
Speaker 7: Get it together. But uh, it's not looking together. It's
not looking great.
Speaker 2: Bob one eight and SEC players not great, not great.
Speaker 4: Bob not alone though, Texas A and m Florida and
South Carolina all one in eight and you.
Speaker 7: Know what, it's kind of one of those things.
Speaker 3: It's like one of those Joe moorehead type things where
as are but as a human, such a great guy.
Speaker 2: I love him like.
Speaker 7: Person to person, Oh my gosh, he's great, but like
you know, it's your job. We need you to win.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you feel a little bad though, because he's such
a nice guy that you're like, oh, that's a bummer.
Speaker 2: That's the most important.
Speaker 3: Because because even though we weren't winning a lot of
national championships, we were always in Omaha, we were always
at the top of the list, like we are not anymore.
Speaker 4: And that is so you think the championship run that
he went on has kind of ended. If he doesn't,
I think so.
Speaker 3: But if you really think about it now, like a
lot of those players towards the like we're at the
end of their career, you know, a Mississippi state, a
lot of them were recruited by Andy. Yeah, so it
was kind of one of those things where people were like, Okay,
is this because of Andy's recruits or is this a
Lamonas thing?
Speaker 2: And now I think we're seeing sure both.
Speaker 3: Probably give me a little bit of both. But like
I think we're seeing that maybe it was a little
more andy than not.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a bench favorite, fried seafood, shrimp, scrimp for show.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, real quick. At the outsider looking in, I
would say Lamona's is yeah, firmly on the hot sky
for sure.
Speaker 7: I feel like he's been on the hot seat for
like two years.
Speaker 2: All Right, we'll see y'all next week. Off the bench,