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<v Speaker 1>One o Oneaco on Orlando's rock station one oh one

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<v Speaker 2>Right, to see how many JRR listeners are winners this

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<v Speaker 2>time around. Come on, now, you're all winners to us.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, but well because you're listening to the show.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know what I mean, thousand dollars winners a

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<v Speaker 2>lot better, literally one thousand bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>I think anyone would welcome that, all right. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you like to you and Bulldog in particular from time

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<v Speaker 1>to time. Well, anytime I mentioned hockey, poke fun at

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<v Speaker 1>me because you're convinced that I'm the only hockey fan

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<v Speaker 1>in Central Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we know there's a bunch of hockey fans. You

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<v Speaker 2>just talk about it every day. We aren't even technically

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<v Speaker 2>in the playoffs, so what about it? You're gonna slap shop? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>hold on, I want to stop right there. So is

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<v Speaker 2>hockey is the only sport that I'm prohibited from talking

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<v Speaker 2>about until it's into playoffs. No, we don't talk about

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<v Speaker 2>baseball and duds in the playoffs.

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<v Speaker 1>We still talk about baseball occasions just because of the season.

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<v Speaker 1>I got something big about baseball coming up in a

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<v Speaker 1>little while.

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<v Speaker 2>So you can talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>You do anyway, It's totally cool, Okay. I just wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to clarify that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you watch, there'll be no more baseball talk in Canada.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, here's an illustration of how important hockey is

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<v Speaker 2>to Canadians. Hockey rules. How are they doing on their tariffs?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that whole piss of match stopped? Or let's not

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<v Speaker 2>get into terrors. I was just curious. There's enough of

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<v Speaker 2>that if you if that's what you want to talk

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<v Speaker 2>about today, there's plenty of places you can go to

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<v Speaker 2>find material on that to know whichever side of the

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<v Speaker 2>fence you want to land on. You know, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to talk about it. I was just wondering because

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<v Speaker 2>they were all over the news for a while with that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so what about it.

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<v Speaker 1>The Montreal Canadians are on the cusp of making the playoffs.

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<v Speaker 1>They've got a must win situation tonight against Carolina as

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<v Speaker 1>they're down to their last couple of regular season games.

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<v Speaker 1>Are right on the edge of making the playoffs. Game tonight,

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<v Speaker 1>eight o'clock puck drops in Montreal. There was a debate

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<v Speaker 1>scheduled for a big political debate scheduled tonight, and the

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<v Speaker 1>debate actually said, you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna postpone.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, that was the first thought that it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>logistically possible to change the date of their debate. They

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<v Speaker 1>moved it up to six o'clock to have it done.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to. It's brilliant.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hockey in Canada.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what's crazy And we talked about it a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>They must just get fuming pissed for the fact that

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<v Speaker 2>these Florida teams win the Stanley Cup. And you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean as of late, well, wells are fruition. You

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<v Speaker 2>know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Late, I know what you mean, but uh, you know

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<v Speaker 1>they'll be all right, that's just I mean that speaks

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<v Speaker 1>volumes right there.

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<v Speaker 2>They'll be all right. But I really hope the lightning

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<v Speaker 2>pull out another one this year, just to see.

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<v Speaker 1>Lightning where the panthers ian panthers. It's nothing to sneeze

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<v Speaker 1>at either. Now they'll be facing each other in the

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<v Speaker 1>first round. Lightning enough panthers.

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<v Speaker 2>But again, you know that they got to be kind

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<v Speaker 2>of fuming up there, like, oh, these darn teams down

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<v Speaker 2>south where it's Canada, we grow ice. It's ice is everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Ice is nice.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your first thought when I show you this guy's picture?

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<v Speaker 2>That is a mean son of a gun right there?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a relieved son of a gun right there? Who

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<v Speaker 1>that is?

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<v Speaker 2>Really? What happens?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? I named Darren McConaughey, morcantci. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>he's from dead. He's from Glasgow, Scotland. What's he what's

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<v Speaker 1>he relieved about? Uh, he's relieved that he is not

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<v Speaker 1>going deaf. He thought he was starting to lose his hearing.

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<v Speaker 1>He's now thirty years old. For a time in his

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<v Speaker 1>twenties he was convinced he was losing his hearing. Had

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<v Speaker 1>been to the doctor several times. Prescribed antibiotics for what

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<v Speaker 1>they thought was an ear infection, and then he was

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<v Speaker 1>stunned one night when he woke up to an incredible

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<v Speaker 1>amount of pain on one side of his head and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, I got an ear infection. Yeah, I get

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<v Speaker 1>to go to So he goes to the doctor. They

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<v Speaker 1>give him another round of antibiotics. Still nothing. The next

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<v Speaker 1>night he feels something. He had a small lego lodge deep, deep,

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<v Speaker 1>deep into his ear canal. Apparently he put it in

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<v Speaker 1>there when he's like three or four years old. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and he doesn't recall doing it, but it has, I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>worked its way deeper and deeper into his ear canal

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<v Speaker 1>over a course of about twenty years. So even when

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<v Speaker 1>the doctor who examined him initially the first few times

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<v Speaker 1>would look in didn't he didn't see anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's down here, there is wisdom probably, Oh God,

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<v Speaker 2>the thing finally worked its way out, and all of

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<v Speaker 2>a sudden he felt incredible about relief.

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<v Speaker 1>Thing in it for like twenty years. Are you a

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<v Speaker 1>lego brick?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you getting the same pain in your ear canal

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<v Speaker 2>that you get in the Wiener canal When we talk about,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, getting the Q tip God, dog, why did

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<v Speaker 2>I say it?

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<v Speaker 1>If you were three or four year old playing with legos,

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<v Speaker 1>I would have wouldn't you be more likely to shove

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<v Speaker 1>it up your nose rather than in your ear? Probably? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I would see.

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<v Speaker 2>A picture of that guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah he looks a little dim.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he looks very dim. That's a shove your shovel

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<v Speaker 2>lego in your ear kind of got Yeah. And you

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<v Speaker 2>said he's thirty, Yeah, he just turned thirty. He looks

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<v Speaker 2>like he's like fift.

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<v Speaker 1>Well he's balding early early on baldness, male pattern baldness.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is cool. Now he just looks like and he's

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<v Speaker 2>got a hell of a meathhead on him.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's got like, like me, what pot rose shaped head?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's got a big head. That got that guy

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<v Speaker 2>right there?

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<v Speaker 1>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>If you if you put a lineup of eight people

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<v Speaker 2>and said which one sticks a lego in his ear

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<v Speaker 2>as a kid, or that some bitch meathead right there?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, finally fifty year old with the big head,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm only thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>After visiting Canada and Scotland, let's bring it back here

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<v Speaker 1>to the good old USA and head up to uh

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<v Speaker 1>Central PA. Just outside Harrisburg, Saalo to forty seven year

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<v Speaker 1>old Crystal Gouss. Crystal is the director of food and

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<v Speaker 1>nutrition for a school district in southeast Pennsylvania. She was

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<v Speaker 1>arrested h after.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this the beer cave you were telling? Yes, talking

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<v Speaker 2>about what did you do on?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh? This past weekend, Crystal walked into a Royal Farms

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<v Speaker 1>convenience store location in Hanover, PA. Walked into the beer cave,

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<v Speaker 1>the walk in beer cooler which many convenience stores have

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<v Speaker 1>these days, stocked with comb beer, nice cow beer. She

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<v Speaker 1>walked in, pushed it, pushed a case of beer out

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<v Speaker 1>of the way, pulled down her pants.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew that was a Freudian slip when you said

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<v Speaker 2>pust a beer.

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<v Speaker 1>She pushed a case of beer out of the way,

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<v Speaker 1>pulled down her pants, and dropped a deuce on the shelves.

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<v Speaker 1>Then she walked back out to her suv and left

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<v Speaker 1>about five o'clock in the afternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a convenience store, Crystal.

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<v Speaker 1>They have a bathroom, which, by the way, I'm glad

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<v Speaker 1>you brought that up, Taco Bob, located right outside where

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<v Speaker 1>the beer cave entrance was. So what was the bathroom occupied?

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<v Speaker 1>And you really really had to go go to the

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<v Speaker 1>man's right. That probably would have been the logical next

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<v Speaker 1>go to. Uh huh was the bathroom a miss and

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<v Speaker 1>not up to your standards, Crystal? Uh? And this was

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<v Speaker 1>your way of protest and relief at the same time.

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<v Speaker 1>Then it's outside the back of the store. Don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>but she's facing charges for open lewdness, criminal mischief, and

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<v Speaker 1>disorderly conduct that created a hazardous and physically offensive condition.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they need to add and ruin and some cold.

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<v Speaker 1>Beers walking in there after she just got done doing

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<v Speaker 1>her thing, and it would just so happened to be

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<v Speaker 1>in the area where your preferred beer was stocked.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's ruining some cold beers. That was the last

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<v Speaker 2>charge of put on there. What do you walk in there?

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<v Speaker 2>It's mid crystal, you know what I'm saying. It's mid

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<v Speaker 2>in the midst of going one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I'm gonna go right down the road.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was gonna be like a sex in

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<v Speaker 2>the walk in story, and I thought, wait, no, you

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't really you know, something to get this place.

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<v Speaker 1>They're cold much less uh erotic. I well to each

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