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Speaker 1: you like to you and Bulldog in particular from time
Speaker 1: to time. Well, anytime I mentioned hockey, poke fun at
Speaker 1: me because you're convinced that I'm the only hockey fan
Speaker 1: in Central Florida.
Speaker 2: No, we know there's a bunch of hockey fans. You
Speaker 2: just talk about it every day. We aren't even technically
Speaker 2: in the playoffs, so what about it? You're gonna slap shop? Okay,
Speaker 2: hold on, I want to stop right there. So is
Speaker 2: hockey is the only sport that I'm prohibited from talking
Speaker 2: about until it's into playoffs. No, we don't talk about
Speaker 2: baseball and duds in the playoffs.
Speaker 1: We still talk about baseball occasions just because of the season.
Speaker 1: I got something big about baseball coming up in a
Speaker 1: little while.
Speaker 2: So you can talk about it.
Speaker 1: You do anyway, It's totally cool, Okay. I just wanted
Speaker 1: to clarify that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you watch, there'll be no more baseball talk in Canada.
Speaker 2: Oh god, here's an illustration of how important hockey is
Speaker 2: to Canadians. Hockey rules. How are they doing on their tariffs?
Speaker 2: Is that whole piss of match stopped? Or let's not
Speaker 2: get into terrors. I was just curious. There's enough of
Speaker 2: that if you if that's what you want to talk
Speaker 2: about today, there's plenty of places you can go to
Speaker 2: find material on that to know whichever side of the
Speaker 2: fence you want to land on. You know, I don't
Speaker 2: want to talk about it. I was just wondering because
Speaker 2: they were all over the news for a while with that. Okay,
Speaker 2: so what about it.
Speaker 1: The Montreal Canadians are on the cusp of making the playoffs.
Speaker 1: They've got a must win situation tonight against Carolina as
Speaker 1: they're down to their last couple of regular season games.
Speaker 1: Are right on the edge of making the playoffs. Game tonight,
Speaker 1: eight o'clock puck drops in Montreal. There was a debate
Speaker 1: scheduled for a big political debate scheduled tonight, and the
Speaker 1: debate actually said, you know what.
Speaker 2: We're gonna postpone.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that was the first thought that it wasn't
Speaker 1: logistically possible to change the date of their debate. They
Speaker 1: moved it up to six o'clock to have it done.
Speaker 1: You have to. It's brilliant.
Speaker 2: It's hockey in Canada.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy And we talked about it a lot.
Speaker 2: They must just get fuming pissed for the fact that
Speaker 2: these Florida teams win the Stanley Cup. And you know,
Speaker 2: I mean as of late, well, wells are fruition. You
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Late, I know what you mean, but uh, you know
Speaker 1: they'll be all right, that's just I mean that speaks
Speaker 1: volumes right there.
Speaker 2: They'll be all right. But I really hope the lightning
Speaker 2: pull out another one this year, just to see.
Speaker 1: Lightning where the panthers ian panthers. It's nothing to sneeze
Speaker 1: at either. Now they'll be facing each other in the
Speaker 1: first round. Lightning enough panthers.
Speaker 2: But again, you know that they got to be kind
Speaker 2: of fuming up there, like, oh, these darn teams down
Speaker 2: south where it's Canada, we grow ice. It's ice is everywhere.
Speaker 2: Ice is nice.
Speaker 1: What's your first thought when I show you this guy's picture?
Speaker 2: That is a mean son of a gun right there?
Speaker 1: That's a relieved son of a gun right there? Who
Speaker 1: that is?
Speaker 2: Really? What happens?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I named Darren McConaughey, morcantci. I don't know how
Speaker 1: he's from dead. He's from Glasgow, Scotland. What's he what's
Speaker 1: he relieved about? Uh, he's relieved that he is not
Speaker 1: going deaf. He thought he was starting to lose his hearing.
Speaker 1: He's now thirty years old. For a time in his
Speaker 1: twenties he was convinced he was losing his hearing. Had
Speaker 1: been to the doctor several times. Prescribed antibiotics for what
Speaker 1: they thought was an ear infection, and then he was
Speaker 1: stunned one night when he woke up to an incredible
Speaker 1: amount of pain on one side of his head and
Speaker 1: it's like, I got an ear infection. Yeah, I get
Speaker 1: to go to So he goes to the doctor. They
Speaker 1: give him another round of antibiotics. Still nothing. The next
Speaker 1: night he feels something. He had a small lego lodge deep, deep,
Speaker 1: deep into his ear canal. Apparently he put it in
Speaker 1: there when he's like three or four years old. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he doesn't recall doing it, but it has, I guess,
Speaker 1: worked its way deeper and deeper into his ear canal
Speaker 1: over a course of about twenty years. So even when
Speaker 1: the doctor who examined him initially the first few times
Speaker 1: would look in didn't he didn't see anything.
Speaker 2: Because it's down here, there is wisdom probably, Oh God,
Speaker 2: the thing finally worked its way out, and all of
Speaker 2: a sudden he felt incredible about relief.
Speaker 1: Thing in it for like twenty years. Are you a
Speaker 1: lego brick?
Speaker 2: Are you getting the same pain in your ear canal
Speaker 2: that you get in the Wiener canal When we talk about,
Speaker 2: you know, getting the Q tip God, dog, why did
Speaker 2: I say it?
Speaker 1: If you were three or four year old playing with legos,
Speaker 1: I would have wouldn't you be more likely to shove
Speaker 1: it up your nose rather than in your ear? Probably? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would see.
Speaker 2: A picture of that guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah he looks a little dim.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he looks very dim. That's a shove your shovel
Speaker 2: lego in your ear kind of got Yeah. And you
Speaker 2: said he's thirty, Yeah, he just turned thirty. He looks
Speaker 2: like he's like fift.
Speaker 1: Well he's balding early early on baldness, male pattern baldness.
Speaker 2: Which is cool. Now he just looks like and he's
Speaker 2: got a hell of a meathhead on him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got like, like me, what pot rose shaped head?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got a big head. That got that guy
Speaker 2: right there?
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: If you if you put a lineup of eight people
Speaker 2: and said which one sticks a lego in his ear
Speaker 2: as a kid, or that some bitch meathead right there?
Speaker 2: All right, finally fifty year old with the big head,
Speaker 2: I'm only thirty.
Speaker 1: After visiting Canada and Scotland, let's bring it back here
Speaker 1: to the good old USA and head up to uh
Speaker 1: Central PA. Just outside Harrisburg, Saalo to forty seven year
Speaker 1: old Crystal Gouss. Crystal is the director of food and
Speaker 1: nutrition for a school district in southeast Pennsylvania. She was
Speaker 1: arrested h after.
Speaker 2: Is this the beer cave you were telling? Yes, talking
Speaker 2: about what did you do on?
Speaker 1: Uh? This past weekend, Crystal walked into a Royal Farms
Speaker 1: convenience store location in Hanover, PA. Walked into the beer cave,
Speaker 1: the walk in beer cooler which many convenience stores have
Speaker 1: these days, stocked with comb beer, nice cow beer. She
Speaker 1: walked in, pushed it, pushed a case of beer out
Speaker 1: of the way, pulled down her pants.
Speaker 2: I knew that was a Freudian slip when you said
Speaker 2: pust a beer.
Speaker 1: She pushed a case of beer out of the way,
Speaker 1: pulled down her pants, and dropped a deuce on the shelves.
Speaker 1: Then she walked back out to her suv and left
Speaker 1: about five o'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker 2: It's a convenience store, Crystal.
Speaker 1: They have a bathroom, which, by the way, I'm glad
Speaker 1: you brought that up, Taco Bob, located right outside where
Speaker 1: the beer cave entrance was. So what was the bathroom occupied?
Speaker 1: And you really really had to go go to the
Speaker 1: man's right. That probably would have been the logical next
Speaker 1: go to. Uh huh was the bathroom a miss and
Speaker 1: not up to your standards, Crystal? Uh? And this was
Speaker 1: your way of protest and relief at the same time.
Speaker 1: Then it's outside the back of the store. Don't know,
Speaker 1: but she's facing charges for open lewdness, criminal mischief, and
Speaker 1: disorderly conduct that created a hazardous and physically offensive condition.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they need to add and ruin and some cold.
Speaker 1: Beers walking in there after she just got done doing
Speaker 1: her thing, and it would just so happened to be
Speaker 1: in the area where your preferred beer was stocked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's ruining some cold beers. That was the last
Speaker 2: charge of put on there. What do you walk in there?
Speaker 2: It's mid crystal, you know what I'm saying. It's mid
Speaker 2: in the midst of going one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm gonna go right down the road.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I thought it was gonna be like a sex in
Speaker 2: the walk in story, and I thought, wait, no, you
Speaker 2: couldn't really you know, something to get this place.
Speaker 1: They're cold much less uh erotic. I well to each
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