Speaker 1: Welcome to that I'm still fun podcast. We are late
Speaker 1: today because of me, so I apologize.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's I bettion. Most people might not
Speaker 2: even notice relate though, because people don't start listening at
Speaker 2: one am when I posted us. Okay, probably not. I
Speaker 2: have gotten messages during the morning show on Tuesday mornings
Speaker 2: being like, hey, you know, I think something's wrong with
Speaker 2: the podcast or something, or the same one got uploaded
Speaker 2: from the week before. So that's happened. Everyone's in the
Speaker 2: blue moon. But I do have a helpload the one
Speaker 2: from the week before before. I think something got screwed
Speaker 2: up where you uploaded the most recent one that was
Speaker 2: in the folder. But the problem was the it didn't
Speaker 2: save the proper way, so it didn't pull the most
Speaker 2: recent one, which was the episode that it was supposed
Speaker 2: to do, but it saved in like a waveform versus
Speaker 2: m P three or something like that. I remember the
Speaker 2: one that saved like a mega file that I remember.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what it was. Maybe Okay.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh God, am I doing this regularly
Speaker 1: and you're like secretly having to redo it?
Speaker 2: Okay, So I think I've only had a race two
Speaker 2: in the time we've been doing this, which is a
Speaker 2: good amount of time considering how many episodes you keep numbers,
Speaker 2: don't you. I feel like we're probably around like eighty
Speaker 2: or niney is. We've been doing it for over a year.
Speaker 2: I can consistantly for a week a week, consistently for
Speaker 2: every week.
Speaker 1: Let's see, I have to go through all the different
Speaker 1: folders that I have to see. Yeah, the pathways to
Speaker 1: get to our folders is insane. I know, like one
Speaker 1: of those things that use this.
Speaker 2: Is seventy eight. Oh okay, so I was close. I
Speaker 2: said eighty Yeah, we're close. We'll get us. Let us go.
Speaker 2: But we are here. We're here, and we're ready for it.
Speaker 2: We got.
Speaker 1: I can kick it off with a fun email we got.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like a topics email and says, hey,
Speaker 1: Jenny and Fallon. I was recently thinking about local celebrities
Speaker 1: and I thought it would be fun to play a
Speaker 1: game with you ladies. I call it Mary F Ghost
Speaker 1: because I'm too nice to kill anybody, haha. But I
Speaker 1: listed some local celebrities and I'd love to hear your answers.
Speaker 1: Please give reasoning for who you choose to marry F
Speaker 1: and Ghost and she.
Speaker 2: I'll get to that in a second. She says, ps.
Speaker 1: I asked Tina this when she was single, so I
Speaker 1: wanted to ask Jenny too, would you ever go on
Speaker 1: Riah Dating App? I think Tina said she and Raven tried,
Speaker 1: or maybe just Draven, but it was hard to get
Speaker 1: on there anyway, Love your content and hope you both
Speaker 1: have the best summer of your life so far. She
Speaker 1: didn't say not to say her name. So this is
Speaker 1: from Ali.
Speaker 2: Thanks Ali really quick about Riyah. So, to be honest,
Speaker 2: I did like start a profile. They have to approve you,
Speaker 2: approve you, and I did it too soon, like too
Speaker 2: soon after the breakup, and so it was like, oh,
Speaker 2: you can get recommendations from these other people that are
Speaker 2: on Riyah that you might know if you want to
Speaker 2: ask them for it. And I was like not ready
Speaker 2: to like ask other people. But Tina did get accepted
Speaker 2: after she met Trevor Funny, so she did get accepted
Speaker 2: and Raven got accepted too, right.
Speaker 1: I thinks I want to say, yes, I don't remember you.
Speaker 1: I think there's like you give quote unquote passes to
Speaker 1: people too, can't you?
Speaker 2: Oh I don't know about that. On there, I'm got
Speaker 2: a make but I think there was like two people
Speaker 2: I want to say, and I can't I remember who
Speaker 2: the other person was. It might have been Raven, honestly,
Speaker 2: but it was definitely Tina, and I like hadn't even
Speaker 2: told Tina me and Andrew had broken up yet, I
Speaker 2: don't think so. I think I was like, yeah, we're
Speaker 2: not there yet. So I did try to get on it,
Speaker 2: so you would.
Speaker 1: Try again at some point when you get right, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that's the one dating app you would do well. I
Speaker 1: do also have a Hinge profile that was created because
Speaker 1: of friends, and I have was on it for like
Speaker 1: a hot second. It also did not understand this about
Speaker 1: Hinge that you have to do this happen like two
Speaker 1: three weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Okay, and I didn't realize you have to be like
Speaker 2: subscribed or pay a subscription fee to get to see
Speaker 2: all of the matches. So like, truthfully, I have like
Speaker 2: lots of matches, Like my notification says like three eighty
Speaker 2: or something, but I can only see like three of
Speaker 2: the people's profile. Really, yeah, it's weird. And I also
Speaker 2: I'm so bad at apps and don't even care to
Speaker 2: teach myself. Okay, three eighty nine. It says, but you
Speaker 2: go to the people and I don't even know if
Speaker 2: you want to consider him matches because it says, okay,
Speaker 2: so I actually can see like five more than that,
Speaker 2: So I can see up to there of matches.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, God, you wouldn't date any of the
Speaker 1: ones they're showing you.
Speaker 2: No, I know. But then you keep scrolling and it's
Speaker 2: all like blurt out faces and so I can't see
Speaker 2: like any am.
Speaker 1: Well, if that's a preview of what's blurry, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: pay for the app.
Speaker 2: Either's no offense to those gentlemen. But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I yeah, I mean, I know it's not look too bad.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well his was so far away from here, I
Speaker 1: can't see he's sitting a little office desk. I read
Speaker 1: a story yesterday about from like the hinge person about
Speaker 1: how you're supposed to set up your profile so that
Speaker 1: you're actual, like you are presented to the right people.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you. And so when I've gone on which
Speaker 2: has only happened like twice out of boredom, to look
Speaker 2: at someone's I'll go through like two people's profiles and
Speaker 2: then I hop off. Yeah, and it is very much
Speaker 2: set to be along the interests of that. I like
Speaker 2: because it'll always give me people who are into a
Speaker 2: lot of outdoor activities like hiking, snowboarding, yeah, climbing and
Speaker 2: stuff like that. It'll always show me profiles the people
Speaker 2: who are into that, So that's nice. But yeah, the
Speaker 2: ones that we can see right now not interested.
Speaker 1: What is that guy which one black and white foti
Speaker 1: is look is this supposed to be a model shot?
Speaker 1: I remember my rule when I was on Bumble for
Speaker 1: my brief stint, if their profile so that they were
Speaker 1: an actor, model or an entrepreneur to meet them and
Speaker 1: they were broke, and I immediately said, no, let's see.
Speaker 2: What they do say about themselves. This person says that they.
Speaker 1: Are in You can't see it, by the way, it's
Speaker 1: a black and white photo.
Speaker 2: It looks like he's wearing air pods. Not even air pods,
Speaker 2: they actually have a cord on them.
Speaker 1: Well, I like to be fair, I prefer those because
Speaker 1: they fit in my ear holes better. Steve once accused
Speaker 1: me of using them because the microphone audio was better,
Speaker 1: and I was like, that is not like for if
Speaker 1: I was recording a video and I'm like, the only
Speaker 1: time I wear those is what I'm gonna want, and
Speaker 1: I'm not recording a video. It sound winded, no, but
Speaker 1: he's like leaning back, so he didn't have his full
Speaker 1: face in it. It's very artistic. Yeah, it's weird. And
Speaker 1: then if you go to his profile and you go
Speaker 1: to any of it, he's literally in the shirtless He's
Speaker 1: not in any of the other pictures.
Speaker 2: It's literally US Bank Stadium. And then it's like a game,
Speaker 2: maybe a let's see international champions.
Speaker 1: So it said yesterday, like you should your first food Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's your first photo should be a photo of just you,
Speaker 1: no one else in the photo, and a clear one,
Speaker 1: not like with sunglasses, not with a filter. Then you
Speaker 1: should have one that shows you doing a hobby that
Speaker 1: you like so people get a feel of that. And
Speaker 1: then the next one should be with you and your
Speaker 1: friends or you and your loved ones.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think I have that.
Speaker 1: The first photo I have At what's your lead photo, Jenny,
Speaker 1: It's a it's a car picture. You get them titties out, No,
Speaker 1: I mean a car picture, like you under the hood. No,
Speaker 1: you're working on a car so you can fucking lie
Speaker 1: there a mechanical I feel like I literally feel like
Speaker 1: a fucking sixty year old woman who like literally needs
Speaker 1: to be like, darling, can you show me how to
Speaker 1: do this?
Speaker 2: Like I don't know how to get to my profile.
Speaker 2: Isn't it okay? There? Oh my god? Yeah, that's a
Speaker 2: good one. So I have that, and then I the
Speaker 2: next one is me at Moonscape Landing in Utah, so
Speaker 2: you can't really see me, but it show's adventure shows
Speaker 2: your adventuress. Next one is me and my niece. So
Speaker 2: you put that that's your niece. Nope, I want them
Speaker 2: to think I have a kid. Oh my god, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2: I didn't think about that. I'd listen, Jennifer, I don't
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 1: I have to immediately put that at your niece because
Speaker 1: you're probably weeding out people.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 1: If they can't take you at you with kids, they
Speaker 1: don't deserve you without kids. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: But Jake had a picture of Dylan and his and
Speaker 1: I'm being like, is that his kid or is that
Speaker 1: his nephew? Because I didn't want kids, so I was like, uh,
Speaker 1: and it almost does it say that I have kids
Speaker 1: or not? No, it doesn't get that option.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh well, well it says open to children on
Speaker 2: my profile, so I feel like you really are, you'd
Speaker 2: really have to be that's yours. Maybe you should. It
Speaker 2: doesn't matter because I'm not doing this, And I don't
Speaker 2: need to delete the picture of you and your niece.
Speaker 2: You need to put something it had to be you
Speaker 2: with like friends and family. Well, anyways, the next picture
Speaker 2: is a really cute picture of me and love and
Speaker 2: worth that honestly Andrew took and I don't care, and
Speaker 2: she put that on there too. My ex took this,
Speaker 2: check that, check that ass. And also this one he
Speaker 2: took of me on a hike, which I love. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then the other one which I thought about this
Speaker 2: the other night, and I don't know why. You know,
Speaker 2: your brain like things of random shit while you're going
Speaker 2: to sleep, right, I was thinking about this, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: somebody gets to this photo and probably thinks I'm such
Speaker 2: a fucking weirdo because it's of me and the van.
Speaker 2: But it's like, you don't know that that's like a
Speaker 2: camper van. I just look like a weirdo.
Speaker 1: You look like, yeah, a moment and a van down
Speaker 1: by the river. The pink top is they probably aren't
Speaker 1: look at a van, so.
Speaker 2: I realized that I don't specify, I think anywhere that
Speaker 2: I'm into like Camber van lives, So then well.
Speaker 1: They can tell you're into hiking, though they could probably
Speaker 1: piece that together. They're gonna care a lot less about
Speaker 1: that van than they are that little four or five
Speaker 1: year old in the picture with you, which is messed up,
Speaker 1: but I get it. Some people don't want kids. I
Speaker 1: didn't know when I first did it that to you
Speaker 1: needed to add all this stuff because I had never
Speaker 1: done any dating app and profile so at the time
Speaker 1: I don't know how bumble works.
Speaker 2: Now it pulled my information from Facebook. Oh really yeah, all.
Speaker 1: I didn't have anything about me other than like my occupation,
Speaker 1: and it just pulled my profile picture, which at the
Speaker 1: time was me holding a microphone that had mall of America.
Speaker 1: And I look back at that and that makes me
Speaker 1: so embarrassed. Like I was thought I was so cool
Speaker 1: because I worked for a radio station that that's all
Speaker 1: I needed. I didn't have to put a single other
Speaker 1: thing about myself for men to want me, and that
Speaker 1: is so cringey. I just was, like you, an old
Speaker 1: woman who had no idea what the hell I was
Speaker 1: doing on a dating app. Luckily Jake was into that
Speaker 1: radio life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good, good good. Did we answer this girl's question? Okay,
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, we got decide you did. But
Speaker 2: here's the actual thing. Okay.
Speaker 1: So she's split it up into athletes, actors, and musicians. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: let's start with athletes. But I don't know what the
Speaker 1: who these people are. I know, I know there's their names.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they look like. Okay, okay, so
Speaker 1: it's Mary f Ghost, Joe Mauer, I know what he
Speaker 1: looks like. JJ McCarthy and Adam Feelen. Are all those
Speaker 1: guys like from here?
Speaker 2: Yes? JJ McCarthy is also a Twins player. Oh just kidding, No,
Speaker 2: he's not. JJ McCarthy's a quarterback for the Vikings. I
Speaker 2: think I was thinking of a Brewers player, JJ Harty.
Speaker 2: I think it's what I was thinking of. I stopped listening.
Speaker 2: I don't know anyway, it doesn't matter. JJ McCarthy is
Speaker 2: a child, so I yeah, he's twenty two years old.
Speaker 1: And JJ McCarthy he is a Oh my god, he
Speaker 1: is very young looking.
Speaker 2: Yeah he is. He's very young. Yeah, he's twenty two.
Speaker 1: He looks like a little bit it. He looks like
Speaker 1: a celebrity kind of, but like a child. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: looks very young.
Speaker 2: Okay. The other guy is Adam feelin Oh you know
Speaker 2: who Adam Felon is? Why do I know who that is?
Speaker 2: He's one of the best Vikings players too.
Speaker 1: Why I've heard of his name, yes, but I don't
Speaker 1: know what he looks like. I feel like we've been
Speaker 1: more about personalities of these people to know who.
Speaker 2: I guess Joe Mawer seems like I just want to
Speaker 2: correct myself. He does not play for the Vikings anymore.
Speaker 1: No, I know he doesn't. He plays for like a
Speaker 1: different team, but he I know he used to play
Speaker 1: for the Vikings.
Speaker 2: He plays for this team now, the Carolina Panther. Correct.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I don't know anything about him or the child.
Speaker 1: So I know that Joe Mower seems very wholesome, like
Speaker 1: he seems like a good family man. So he seems
Speaker 1: like the obvious choice for Mary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I'm a I'm the same.
Speaker 1: As far as ghost. I feel like it looks like
Speaker 1: JJ McCarthy would ghost me. So I feel like that's
Speaker 1: what it would be. I guess that means I would
Speaker 1: hook up with Adam feeling.
Speaker 2: I'm on the exact same wavelength, mostly ghosting JJ McCarthy
Speaker 2: because he's a child and I just can't. I don't
Speaker 2: want to marry or even sleep with you. You probably
Speaker 2: honestly don't even know how to please a woman at
Speaker 2: this point. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Okay, actors, Okay, Josh Hartnett, Oh yes, Josh Dumel, Okay,
Speaker 1: Sean Patrick Scott, Sean Patrick Scott, you know who that is.
Speaker 2: He's trying to google and they can pie. He's the
Speaker 2: Stiffler's mom guy. Yep. Okay, that's what I thought, but
Speaker 2: I wanted the double check.
Speaker 1: He Sean Patrick Scott immediately ghost, immediately married Josh Dumel
Speaker 1: and bang Josh Hartnett.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna switch the Joshes for me, But yes,
Speaker 2: ghost whatever his name is Stifler's kid or no he
Speaker 2: bangs Stiffler's Yeah, no, he is Stiffler. He is Stiffler.
Speaker 1: Okay, I was I said it wrong too.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're ghosting Stiffler. We are going to sleep
Speaker 2: with Josh Uma and yeah, marry Josh Hartman because I've
Speaker 2: had a crush on him. Since the moment I saw
Speaker 2: him in Pearl Harbor, and I to this day am
Speaker 2: still so sad that he is the one who died
Speaker 2: in it and not Boiler. Oh my god, It's been
Speaker 2: out for twenty years, and this one is by far
Speaker 2: the hardest. I don't even want to do it.
Speaker 1: Musicians, Okay, Young Gravy okay, Jonah Moray and justin Vernon
Speaker 1: from like so from bonavert Okay, Okay, I gotta look up.
Speaker 1: I'm immediately immediately ghosting Jonah Moray. And here's why he
Speaker 1: is so nice. But that is so weird, Like we've
Speaker 1: met him so many times, like since he was young.
Speaker 1: He came like since he was underage, came to the
Speaker 1: State Fair and performed. I could never like it would
Speaker 1: make me. That is disturbing. Okay, So absolutely ghost even
Speaker 1: though I would say he probably is physically the most
Speaker 1: attractive as an adult of these three, I just cannot.
Speaker 1: I need a different offering, okay, And I don't one
Speaker 1: to have sex with Young Gravy.
Speaker 2: I don't want to marry him either. He grosses me out,
Speaker 2: and honestly, justin Vernon, he's also like physically not appealing
Speaker 2: to me. Are you just ghosting all three and his
Speaker 2: voice like.
Speaker 1: His music, people act like they love it, and they
Speaker 1: go to these field festivals and watch it.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna get canceled. I am so bored
Speaker 2: with his music.
Speaker 1: It's so boring and so slow, and I'm sure that
Speaker 1: I'm sure the lyrics are mind blow I can't listen.
Speaker 2: He did some songs with Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: I liked a couple of them that made him a
Speaker 1: little bit more mainstream. I remember him because my very
Speaker 1: pretentious friends back in like college, love bonaver.
Speaker 2: I'll I'll marry Bonaverar, Okay, because I feel like, well,
Speaker 2: his name is justin Vernon, but yes.
Speaker 1: You're right, JV. I'll marry him because he also seems wholesome.
Speaker 1: He's like a good family person. I don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm basing that on. Ew it means I have to
Speaker 1: hook up with Young Gravy. God dang it, Jenny, go ahead.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I am going to definitely ghost Young Gravy
Speaker 2: because he's neither marriage material or sexual material, because you
Speaker 2: know that motherfucker's selfish in bed, and so what would
Speaker 2: be the point? No point, I would probably see. I've
Speaker 2: only known jonas since he's been at least like twenty
Speaker 2: two years old, so it's not really weird to me.
Speaker 2: He's twenty six now, so I think I would probably,
Speaker 2: I would probably marry him because he's a very sweet,
Speaker 2: family oriented kid. And now it sounds weird that I
Speaker 2: just said kid, as I said, I want to marry him.
Speaker 1: Also, like side note, are you sure, because I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to be but like, obviously Justin Vernon has more money, right,
Speaker 1: you're marrying.
Speaker 2: But it's the matter based on that, am I going
Speaker 2: to have the best sex with at this point? And
Speaker 2: sex that was like a is not a in my mind,
Speaker 2: it's a one time hookup, right, but I think that Okay,
Speaker 2: I just and it doesn't matter. I'm marrying Jodah and
Speaker 2: I'm mom in sex with Justin. You know what. That's
Speaker 2: the end of it. It's all of this. Justin just
Speaker 2: feels like he's probably experienced enough and he knows how
Speaker 2: to please a woman. Is I'm basing that off of
Speaker 2: the fact that he's a little bit older, Like you
Speaker 2: want to marry that an instrument? I think I don't
Speaker 2: really know. I don't have instrument. Okay, cool, perfect, he
Speaker 2: can definitely have sex line.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Well, thank you for a very very
Speaker 1: good topic there, Ali, We appreciate it. Here's another email
Speaker 1: we got. If you read this in the podcast, please
Speaker 1: don't use my name. I listened to Katie w B.
Speaker 1: Did I read this already off and on my teens
Speaker 1: and early twenties, but started listening daily when I started
Speaker 1: my big girl job and how to commute? I uh
Speaker 1: uh oh sorry. I loved Lena and was so disappointed
Speaker 1: when she left. I swore Dave would never find someone
Speaker 1: as awesome as her. I started a new job with
Speaker 1: one hundred and sixty mile round trip to commute soon after,
Speaker 1: and listen to all of the on air auditions. After
Speaker 1: listening to Fallin, I knew she was the one and
Speaker 1: was so happy when she got the job. Your show
Speaker 1: kept me company on the really long drive every morning,
Speaker 1: and I love listening to you and cult anytime I
Speaker 1: can one hundred and sixty mile round trip Ooo, Jenny.
Speaker 1: I didn't get to listen to you very often until
Speaker 1: I found the podcast and you and Fallin with you
Speaker 1: and Fallin and now I love you too. I feel
Speaker 1: like you two are friends because oh gosh, I feel
Speaker 1: like you too are friends because I'm so invested in
Speaker 1: all of the big and little things in your lives
Speaker 1: that you discuss. Not to bring up a hard subject,
Speaker 1: but Jenny, I'm so sorry about you and Andrew. I
Speaker 1: think about you every day and hope you're finding your
Speaker 1: new normal. I love that you, too, are very unapologetically yourselves,
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to be more like that too. My
Speaker 1: only complaint about the podcast is that it isn't longer
Speaker 1: and every day. Thank you for doing what you do.
Speaker 1: You always bribe my day.
Speaker 2: I'm questioning now if we did read that last week,
Speaker 2: because I know I have that email too, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's un familiar problem. The problem is
Speaker 2: like you read an email and you put it in
Speaker 2: a box, an inbox or something. I say them if
Speaker 2: we read them, but okay, I didn't delete it either,
Speaker 2: so it feels like we didn't. We probably both just
Speaker 2: read them to ourselves when we received it and then
Speaker 2: didn't read it on the podcast yet. But if we did, sorry,
Speaker 2: we just reread something. And that was two minutes of
Speaker 2: your time.
Speaker 1: Self serving too, because it was just saying how great
Speaker 1: we are. Thank you, Okay, Jenny. So yesterday we had
Speaker 1: a girl on Okay, I don't want this to be
Speaker 1: the distracting part. But she was with a guy for
Speaker 1: like two years. She wanted to get married, he didn't
Speaker 1: want to get married. He like broke up with her
Speaker 1: and moved out. She found a witch and had a
Speaker 1: witch put a love spell on him.
Speaker 2: I'm not no, this is not the distracting part, even
Speaker 2: though it is crazy. She said.
Speaker 1: He started texting her like right after this, like saying
Speaker 1: he missed her and wanted to meet up. Okay, So
Speaker 1: we talked about this on the radio, and we get
Speaker 1: two text messages that I cannot share. Well, one I
Speaker 1: could have shared on the radio because it was less
Speaker 1: graphic than the other one. Okay, So I just wanted
Speaker 1: to bring this up because we can actually talk about
Speaker 1: on the podcast.
Speaker 2: The first girl.
Speaker 1: Said, well, I hope this witch did things differently than
Speaker 1: my friend's witch she found. And I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: So this is like this a common thing. Yeah, where
Speaker 1: do you go to go to like ever and find
Speaker 1: a witch? Okay, So I'm going to get to this
Speaker 1: more graphic one next. But then we got another text
Speaker 1: and it said in Latino culture, there's this like thing
Speaker 1: that if you want a man to like marry you,
Speaker 1: you dip your underwear in their drink and once they
Speaker 1: drink it, then they'll like be all about you. So,
Speaker 1: first of all, that was surprising to day. I've never
Speaker 1: heard of that.
Speaker 2: Never okay, but let me go to the one that is.
Speaker 1: I wrote back to the girl and I said, do
Speaker 1: I even want to know what your friend's witch doctor
Speaker 1: had her do? And she's like, yeah, it's not for
Speaker 1: the radio. The witch doctor or witch not doctor told
Speaker 1: her that she needed to feed the man her menstruation.
Speaker 1: So she invited her ex over for dinner and prepared
Speaker 1: spaghetti ah and mixed it into the sauce. Allegedly he
Speaker 1: ate it, and I go, what happened? She said, they're married?
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Now I did not google this to look up and
Speaker 1: see is this one of those Snopes stories or whatever
Speaker 1: very well could be. But those, even if it is
Speaker 1: a Snope stories, stories like that, I love them, Okay,
Speaker 1: even though it's like, that's a graphic one and you
Speaker 1: shouldn't do that. You shouldn't feed something to someone without
Speaker 1: them knowing, Like I will never be okay with that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'll just if it's a made up story, I
Speaker 1: love though, like the creative minds that come up with
Speaker 1: these crazy stories, they get passed around like their true stories,
Speaker 1: like you know, someone who knows someone, but if it
Speaker 1: is true, oh my god.
Speaker 2: That's okay. If it is true, oh my god. And
Speaker 2: two has she ever told him? I don't know. So
Speaker 2: the girl who we who was like on our show.
Speaker 1: I asked her. I was like, are you gonna tell him?
Speaker 1: And she's like, fuck, no, I'll never tell him.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, well, I need like an
Speaker 1: update or something if he ends up like actually wanting
Speaker 1: you back, wanting you back.
Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, for sure. But she was like it's
Speaker 2: already working. And I'm like, oh god. And I was like,
Speaker 2: where'd you find a witch? She's like, my friend had
Speaker 2: heard of her. And I'm like that.
Speaker 1: And then we went to a funny little bit there,
Speaker 1: which is don't really you advertising, you know, just well,
Speaker 1: how do you find a witch? A b I do like,
Speaker 1: is that whether it says on their resume or is
Speaker 1: it like they're a psychic? And they kind of like
Speaker 1: do That's.
Speaker 2: What I said.
Speaker 1: I'm like, is that someone who's a wickan? You know?
Speaker 1: Because there are people who are wickeds that's their religion.
Speaker 1: I don't know what a wickan is really no, I
Speaker 1: don't either, and I don't know if there's a difference
Speaker 1: in a wickan and like someone who classifies themselves as
Speaker 1: a witch. Yeah, so bizarre, I know, but I did.
Speaker 1: She didn't know answer. She just went to this person
Speaker 1: who she gave money to and full on just believed it.
Speaker 2: I feel like I do have a friend. I could
Speaker 2: definitely reach out to it and be like, do you
Speaker 2: have a witch for this my friend Raven? I feel
Speaker 2: like because I say, I feel like Raven for you,
Speaker 2: but I have someone else, but I don't want to say.
Speaker 1: On the podcast she does like Raven like loves taro
Speaker 1: and astrology, and I don't know that are witches connected
Speaker 1: to that or is that like or would they be
Speaker 1: like insulting because you're like, I have nothing to do
Speaker 1: with that. I have no idea, but I feel like, like,
Speaker 1: and she lives in California. I feel like per Capita
Speaker 1: got more witches right, probably, I don't know I.
Speaker 2: Would say so, but dang, that's interesting. I've never heard.
Speaker 2: I mean, you hear of like revenge stories on X's
Speaker 2: or like, you know, the crazy things you do to
Speaker 2: try to get an X back. But I have to
Speaker 2: say I've never heard anything anything involving witches and spells.
Speaker 2: This is a first for me.
Speaker 1: Well, if you're listening, I do not have the contact
Speaker 1: for that witch. I did not ask her for it
Speaker 1: because I cannot vouch for how authentic the witches.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get that, so I can pass it along.
Speaker 2: So I thought of we don't really do features on
Speaker 2: the podcast, but I thought maybe we could start a
Speaker 2: new one. Oh, because now that I'm single, the new
Speaker 2: thing for me is to get creepy dms from people.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so I feel like maybe it's like creepy
Speaker 2: DM of the week from Jenny, but bo is something
Speaker 2: but you could contribute to because you get creepy dms
Speaker 2: sometimes not as often as you will now I'm sure, right,
Speaker 2: I know, And this is not like this was not
Speaker 2: a normal occurrence prior to being in a relationship. But
Speaker 2: you would get them sometimes sometimes with like a guy
Speaker 2: being like can I eat your ass? Yeah? So this
Speaker 2: is yes, it was that. Or I had one girl
Speaker 2: reach out asking if I could send pictures on my
Speaker 2: butt because her boyfriend who's in prison, really thinks I'm
Speaker 2: hot and wanted pictures of my butt.
Speaker 1: So you know, I just learned atm Asked mouth is
Speaker 1: not like eating someone's ass.
Speaker 2: It's oh, is it like sixty nine?
Speaker 1: No, it's like where you have anal and then you
Speaker 1: pop it in their mouth. I always thought asked mouth
Speaker 1: was like you tossing someone's salad.
Speaker 2: I just learned. I didn't know that either. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: This is what this podcast is. It's an education. It
Speaker 2: is an education, all right. So this creepy DM of
Speaker 2: the week comes from somebody whose profile says Dabin Minnesota, Like, damn,
Speaker 2: who knew you had such juicy booty and perfect body?
Speaker 2: For real for fire emojis, damn for okay, full supporter
Speaker 2: of the OnlyFans content, even if it's just you jump roping,
Speaker 2: do us all a favor and give us the backshots
Speaker 2: while jump in. Have a great Monday. You're hot, af
Speaker 2: what's nice?
Speaker 1: Yeah, now that's the first. They weren't trying to have
Speaker 1: sex with you. They would, but they didn't try to
Speaker 1: have sex with you.
Speaker 2: They're not These don't necessarily have to be. You're trying
Speaker 2: to bang name. He's just he's hyping you. He's your
Speaker 2: hype girl. Yeah, when you go to his profile, it's
Speaker 2: just a bunch of beer. Oh, it's all beer. There's
Speaker 2: no face picture whatsoever. Yeah, and I guess I'm assuming
Speaker 2: it's a guy, but truthfully, it could it could be
Speaker 2: a girl, could be it could be. So anyways, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna start screenshotting and doing creepy DM of the Week
Speaker 2: and this will be a new feature on our podcast
Speaker 2: until it ends. Once you not the podcast collections coming in.
Speaker 2: Once you get a collection, you could just blur out
Speaker 2: their name and do a carousel on your feed too.
Speaker 2: I like that it should. It's the content people are
Speaker 2: there for. That's a good idea.
Speaker 1: Bubba Sparks is the music behind it or ass by
Speaker 1: Big Sean.
Speaker 2: I'll always think of you guys on the Morning Show
Speaker 2: when I was an intern, when I hear Miss New Booty,
Speaker 2: because I'll never forget you guys. Sent me to cub
Speaker 2: to do this Valentine's Day card or not bit and
Speaker 2: you got me on the phone. You were introing the
Speaker 2: bit and all I hear was, yeah, Jenny needs a
Speaker 2: theme song. And I can't remember if it was your Steve.
Speaker 2: Probably it should be Bubba Sparks, Miss New Booty. Yep,
Speaker 2: I feel like it more was you. It was, honestly,
Speaker 2: and I so I always think of you guys, even
Speaker 2: though that has been one of my favorite songs ever
Speaker 2: since it came to Fruition. You know, we're on first
Speaker 2: obviously terms, but I always think of that when I
Speaker 2: hear that song or anyone brings it up. I'm glad.
Speaker 1: I randomly at this weekend and we went to an
Speaker 1: event called wine Fest and Benjamin was there, so we
Speaker 1: hang out with him. He's a contributor on the morning
Speaker 1: show a lot. But I ran into one of our
Speaker 1: old interns, Lewis, and I don't think you guys crossed path.
Speaker 2: I think we were just on opposite days, so we
Speaker 2: never ever ever worked together.
Speaker 1: So how it used to be, We used to have
Speaker 1: a crap ton of interns and then I Heart got
Speaker 1: rid of their intern program for legal reasons which we
Speaker 1: won't get into. But it would be like a ton
Speaker 1: of people Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and then a ton of
Speaker 1: people Tuesday Thursday, and they were in charge of things
Speaker 1: like putting the podcast.
Speaker 2: Up, or we grabbed Dave's dirt on.
Speaker 1: Audio clips, or they would honestly help out with bits
Speaker 1: and segments we did. So Lewis was one of the
Speaker 1: interns that we dubbed. I think he must have been
Speaker 1: part of like what we dubbed like kind of the
Speaker 1: hot intern crew was, so he was part of it.
Speaker 1: Sally was, Britney was and they must have been on
Speaker 1: the same day and there probably were others too, so
Speaker 1: my apologies if not. And he reminded me, and I
Speaker 1: remembered us doing this because we've talked about years before.
Speaker 1: But his I know, if it was his husband or
Speaker 1: boyfriend I met, I don't know, but he was like
Speaker 1: telling him that online. I go, oh, it still lives
Speaker 1: there that when we did, and I know, you know
Speaker 1: this interns got talent. Yeah, but yours was jump rope,
Speaker 1: which sticks true to who you are today. But his,
Speaker 1: he said that he read poetry or spoken word to
Speaker 1: fantasy or wasn't it I want to look like like
Speaker 1: you from your head to your toe?
Speaker 2: Wasn't it that how he did usher and make love
Speaker 2: in this club? Okay, he did not remember that, right,
Speaker 2: I will never forget because I thought it was the
Speaker 2: most brilliant thing ever.
Speaker 1: So I don't remember that at all. I think I
Speaker 1: probably only remember yours honestly, because we've talked about it,
Speaker 1: I don't remember. That's not true. I feel like I remember.
Speaker 1: Was it intern Rachel or someone did like underwater singing.
Speaker 2: Sally Sally Sally tried to braid hair underwater, That's what
Speaker 2: it was. It was so weird. She stuck her head
Speaker 2: in a bucket of water so she couldn't see what
Speaker 2: she was doing, and then she braided one of the
Speaker 2: other intern's hair.
Speaker 1: We treated it like it American Idol, where Steve Dave
Speaker 1: and I judged them and we were like, Terra tellm
Speaker 1: was terrible or good, was.
Speaker 2: Like an ex and told us to stop. And I
Speaker 2: was so sad because I am actually good at jumple thing,
Speaker 2: as you probably know by now, but I fucked up
Speaker 2: my routine within like the first few seconds. You guys
Speaker 2: like wouldn't let me try again. And I practiced that
Speaker 2: thing for like hours, for like weeks, like a week
Speaker 2: leading up to it, and I was like so hyped,
Speaker 2: and then I screwed it on.
Speaker 1: You're like, no, we're done, and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: kind of go watch these videos. I it's so crazy
Speaker 1: because obviously the interns, it's been so long, they all
Speaker 1: have like moved on, they have kids or whatever it
Speaker 1: may be, and I'll like I see them in the wild.
Speaker 1: And I always am reminded at how much we would
Speaker 1: be canceled having our interns do anything today that we
Speaker 1: used to have you guys do yep, And it was
Speaker 1: like that wasn't a We had an intern in Rina
Speaker 1: one and to this day, I love her. I follow
Speaker 1: her because she would come in just hung over every
Speaker 1: day and I'd give her. We'd give her so much shit.
Speaker 1: We were like, you're the worst intern that ever existed.
Speaker 1: But I loved her in here. And I was pretty
Speaker 1: young when I was, like in my twenties when I
Speaker 1: started here, so I felt like I related more to
Speaker 1: the interns actually than like the morning show members, and
Speaker 1: I hung out with like a decent amount of them,
Speaker 1: so I still remember quite a few of them. It
Speaker 1: was a real bomber when they got rid of that
Speaker 1: program because it was a really great opportunity for people
Speaker 1: to possibly get into radio if they wanted to.
Speaker 2: Would not be here today if it wasn't for being
Speaker 2: able to have that internship. Yeah, she'd be dead.
Speaker 1: So well, yeah, probably that I probably would have been
Speaker 1: dead for sure. Do anything else you'd like to add, Jennifer,
Speaker 1: I gotta go because it's a birthday party. Oh I
Speaker 1: don remember birthday party this weekend. But I also I
Speaker 1: have to wrap up this podcast because I have somebody
Speaker 1: coming to get something.
Speaker 2: Off Facebook Marketplace. I told me twenty minutes ago. She
Speaker 2: was on her way and I was like, bitch, I
Speaker 2: told you a time. I still have thirteen minutes to
Speaker 2: be home for that. Well, I have some things I
Speaker 2: want to talk about it. Yeah right, yeah.
Speaker 1: To stop Jenny from the high of a marketplace sale,
Speaker 1: I would have to do criminal because it's like, you're
Speaker 1: getting away.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what are you making? Tell me too? Is
Speaker 2: it ten or between ten and thirty dollars? No, it's fifty.
Speaker 2: Oh it's a desk that I tried to get two
Speaker 2: hundred four and it just wasn't going so fine. I
Speaker 2: was like, f it, I really take it? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: but yes, I will be going out this weekend for
Speaker 2: my birthday.
Speaker 1: And are you going to post your vend moos people
Speaker 1: can buy you cocktail? Oh god, oh my god, Josh.
Speaker 2: And honestly, like, I really I'm not going out to
Speaker 2: go get slash or hammered or anything I want to
Speaker 2: have a good time with girlfriends. We'll see how the
Speaker 2: night goes. But I really am past that age where
Speaker 2: I'm like gonna accept any kind of free shot that
Speaker 2: someone gets me just because it's my birthday. That's not
Speaker 2: good for you. I am going to be But falinent
Speaker 2: Tina did both help me pick out fits. Unfortunately, though
Speaker 2: now it's only supposed to be a high of fifty
Speaker 2: one fucking degrees and the serial yeah, it literally changes.
Speaker 2: So this is Tuesday. Now we're having like ninety degree weather.
Speaker 2: It changes by Thursday, and by Friday it's like high
Speaker 2: of like fifty ish. It might change again. It did
Speaker 2: change worse because it was sixty. Yes, it was sixty
Speaker 2: yesterday and then they dropped a fifty one today. What
Speaker 2: these meteorologists know? And I'm like, what the hell? Like
Speaker 2: I literally bought a very summary like.
Speaker 1: All the new buyer are the one that we recommended, yes,
Speaker 1: and I have so many options, or at least one
Speaker 1: of the ones I think you guys recommended. But she
Speaker 1: wanted to get like some kind of like kind of
Speaker 1: like a corset looking top that ye kind of floral
Speaker 1: and by the way, funny enough Jenny or Jenny Tina
Speaker 1: and I both sent her the same one. How weird
Speaker 1: is that? But Tina claims she sent hers first, so.
Speaker 2: She was tasting me like six that morning and then
Speaker 2: you sent me that afternoon. But they're from Lulu's and
Speaker 2: I feel like people don't think about that, and they're
Speaker 2: actually decently prized, Like so if you're ever looking for
Speaker 2: like cute tops and dress and stuff, they have really
Speaker 2: cute stuff and I always forget they exist. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: I'm still gonna wear the O fai plan. I just
Speaker 2: am now gonna have to wear a jacket. Probably I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna be getting like the aesthetic pictures and the
Speaker 2: Root of Drinks. First of all, you can get a
Speaker 2: set of pictures and then you put your jacket back on.
Speaker 2: And once you get a couple of drinks and you're
Speaker 2: moving around and god knows, you'll gy rte. It's gonna
Speaker 2: be fucking hot. I will oh my God part back
Speaker 2: with a full story next week. And I did tell
Speaker 2: a couple of my girlfriends that maybe I'll leave in
Speaker 2: a flirt where a boy we'll see, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, or girl you never know, or yeah maybe maybe.
Speaker 1: All right, thanks for listening, Have a good week. Bye,