Speaker 1: Lara Kane After Dark with Eric remembers the podcast You'll
Speaker 1: dig if you like a genuine and laught so big.
Speaker 2: Laura's a love of ballunatic with the.
Speaker 3: Vibe so real.
Speaker 1: The stories are crazy, the real deal. Eric's the talent
Speaker 1: and people with sas. He's kind, he very gets the
Speaker 1: kind of crass producer Claire runs the show super plaint
Speaker 1: nerd always in the note, we guarantee to make you laugh.
Speaker 2: Plus you're we're late. Uncle, your seat belts and don't
Speaker 2: be late.
Speaker 1: Here we go, get ready, it'll be great.
Speaker 2: On with the show.
Speaker 3: Well, hello, and welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. There's Eric,
Speaker 3: I'm Laura Kane, there's Eric, there's Claire.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's easy and easy, little easy. Now, welcome to
Speaker 3: our podcast, Laura Kane after Dark. This is a first.
Speaker 3: We've never done the show laying down the entire time.
Speaker 3: Now we as I'm sure you are tired by this
Speaker 3: time of the week. It's Thursday. I mean, it's almost
Speaker 3: the weekend. But I don't know about you, but I
Speaker 3: haven't like very tired this week, like no particular reason why,
Speaker 3: just tired. So we all decided. In fact, I think
Speaker 3: it was Claire was your idea? Claire is a sleeper,
Speaker 3: she's she's our resident sleeper on the show, and she's like,
Speaker 3: let's do it laying down. I'm like, why not? We
Speaker 3: could still be fun and it was relaxing, right, Okay.
Speaker 4: I feel very relaxed.
Speaker 3: Do you feel okay? Okay, gooy, because you've got my
Speaker 3: little my favorite little sleeping I'm so cozy.
Speaker 2: No, I just want to apologize in advance if I.
Speaker 3: Fart, Well, where's your butts? I'm not No, your butt's
Speaker 3: not near my face.
Speaker 4: I mean your butts are further away than they would. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we're sitting regularly.
Speaker 3: How's your head? Though? This fillow too much for you?
Speaker 3: Are you so hot?
Speaker 4: Oh? Is this? Oh?
Speaker 3: I just went right over my head? The head going
Speaker 3: right over my head?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 3: Is you look like you're about to die? Should I
Speaker 3: move this pillow off your head?
Speaker 2: I noticed that the vein.
Speaker 3: See if I can do this a different way the
Speaker 3: way you did it before was great?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah that's.
Speaker 3: Better because now you're so now we can see your face.
Speaker 3: There you go, there we go.
Speaker 4: Okay, if Eric could get his mic a little closer to.
Speaker 3: It, oh yeah, oh yeah, sorry, I move the thing.
Speaker 4: You know, this is a professional production.
Speaker 3: This is what we do.
Speaker 4: This is how we do, and we have everything under control.
Speaker 3: More and more and more and more and more. Now
Speaker 3: you got to pick it up and move it.
Speaker 2: No, no, I got it.
Speaker 3: That's me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's way better.
Speaker 2: Perfect.
Speaker 3: It's not good enough.
Speaker 2: For me, it's not good enough for you.
Speaker 3: Look at it.
Speaker 5: Almost there, you're getting too close to her, to her man.
Speaker 3: There we go. Oh this is so much better. Okay, anyway,
Speaker 3: welcome to the show. We have fun games and a
Speaker 3: super fun segment called Claire's Corner, And I think after well,
Speaker 3: we're gonna play what Your Price. We haven't played that
Speaker 3: game in a while, where I give you a scenario
Speaker 3: and you guys have to give me the least it
Speaker 3: would take you to do the particular thing. But I
Speaker 3: think we should start the show with Claire's Corner and
Speaker 3: she's gonna teach us about what are you gonna teach
Speaker 3: us about?
Speaker 4: Got some slang that you should know that's furing.
Speaker 2: Out with you that I should like me. Oh right,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: I think it's importantly. Do you want to know she's
Speaker 3: teaching us this isn't a failing thing?
Speaker 4: Well, do you want to compete?
Speaker 3: Yes, I actually do.
Speaker 2: You're very competitive. I'm competitive.
Speaker 3: You see if I know what see if you know
Speaker 3: this mean? I'm so these are like current the things.
Speaker 4: That the kids say. And by the kids, I mean
Speaker 4: like you know, adults.
Speaker 3: Okay, young adults.
Speaker 4: Okay, y a is what does it mean if something
Speaker 4: is peak?
Speaker 3: Peak peak, p e A K peak top best?
Speaker 4: Yeah right, I think so Laura got me this list,
Speaker 4: and I think it's a little easy. So I've pulled
Speaker 4: some of my own.
Speaker 3: Okay, oh, thank you.
Speaker 4: I don't know what to give that point too? Did
Speaker 4: Eric know peak?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we got it?
Speaker 4: Got it?
Speaker 3: That's fine, It's fine.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's see. Oh, what does it mean if something
Speaker 4: is goaded?
Speaker 2: Goaded?
Speaker 4: It means like g o A T like the animal
Speaker 4: and then ed at the end.
Speaker 2: You know what, goat is greatest of all time?
Speaker 3: There you go. So if you're goaded, does it mean
Speaker 3: like you have been proclaimed?
Speaker 4: That's exactly what it is. Okay, see this this list
Speaker 4: is too easy. Also on here is iconic and legend.
Speaker 4: Those are just like words.
Speaker 3: But are are the kids? Are the kids using them
Speaker 3: a lot these days?
Speaker 4: I guess? So? Okay, But I think it's pretty obvious
Speaker 4: what they mean. Here's a better one. What does it
Speaker 4: mean if someone says no cap?
Speaker 6: You know what?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I think I view this. Oh gosh.
Speaker 3: I got a bunch of cards like they're supposed to
Speaker 3: be birthday cards, is random, and all of them say
Speaker 3: no cap something something, no caps something like what does
Speaker 3: this even mean?
Speaker 4: Nobody?
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, wait, let's take a guess. It means like
Speaker 3: no way no.
Speaker 4: It means you're telling the truth. So capping is lying.
Speaker 4: It's like no cap is like I'm not lying, I'm
Speaker 4: telling the truth.
Speaker 3: So use it in a sense.
Speaker 4: That episode of lard k and After Dark was the
Speaker 4: greatest one of all time. No cap?
Speaker 3: Wow? Okay, I do like that. I like it? Am right?
Speaker 3: Are you like so uncomfortable right now? Your sweating for
Speaker 3: no cap?
Speaker 4: Demi Lovato was right next to me at the Hillary
Speaker 4: Doff concert.
Speaker 3: Hi, there we go, There we go, There we go.
Speaker 4: Okay, excellent. What about chew gee?
Speaker 3: How do you spell that one?
Speaker 4: C h e U g y.
Speaker 3: It means ikey Like that is gross? Hi?
Speaker 4: Uh It's like cringe, but then like it's like millennial cringe. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so like pumpkin spice, and like calling a dog like
Speaker 4: a baby, calling a dog a fur baby, and like
Speaker 4: you know, a snake a danger noodle, and like.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's my favorite thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2: Danger.
Speaker 4: It's a danger noodle? Or like you know what else
Speaker 4: is the word adulting is chewgy okay? Or like skinny
Speaker 4: jeans like that are colors? Remember those colorful skinny jeans?
Speaker 4: These are probably chew gee.
Speaker 3: I don't want danger? What is it?
Speaker 4: Danger noodle?
Speaker 3: I don't want danger noodle?
Speaker 4: Chew the.
Speaker 3: Snake is a danger.
Speaker 4: Don't let the chew giness hold you back from who
Speaker 4: you truly are.
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: What about riz?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: I know, Riz?
Speaker 2: I don't know what that. You do too, We've we've
Speaker 2: we've got I know, but I don't remember what it is?
Speaker 3: Oh my Gokay, it's short for something. Think about what
Speaker 3: has the what has the word? The words laying down business.
Speaker 4: It's not good for Eric. I feel that he's not
Speaker 4: having any thought.
Speaker 2: It sounds like jazz.
Speaker 3: Sorry, are you right now? No?
Speaker 2: I don't know what. I don't even know what.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, let me just put it this way. You
Speaker 3: have no risk going on right now? Eric, you're kind
Speaker 3: of without riz at this point.
Speaker 2: Sex appeal.
Speaker 3: Kind of kind of but not not necessarily that just
Speaker 3: like it's short for charisma, you're not really showing off
Speaker 3: you really, I'm not charismatic.
Speaker 4: You're not very charismatic right now, you're kind of great.
Speaker 3: Okay, energy, that's right, well right back atcha totally.
Speaker 4: We should do like a like an ASMR version of
Speaker 4: the show, you know those like you know the Sleep
Speaker 4: podcast where they talk like.
Speaker 3: This I do, and they frequently.
Speaker 6: We should do that edition.
Speaker 7: No, you kind of have to talk a little bit
Speaker 7: more like not necessarily.
Speaker 6: Whispering, just low talking just yea.
Speaker 4: So let's do one more sort of on this vibration.
Speaker 2: Okay, so great.
Speaker 6: What about dolululu delulud el el you l u Yes,
Speaker 6: solution it means solutional. Good job, Eric, Eric.
Speaker 3: Use it in a sentence, suck it.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, you say, like, oh my gosh, he
Speaker 4: liked my Instagram story. I think he's totally into me.
Speaker 4: Your friend would say, you're being delulu, like you're diluting yourself,
Speaker 4: but in like a fun way, not in like a
Speaker 4: destructive way.
Speaker 3: Eric walks into this house every Monday night. Thinking that
Speaker 3: he's the most important person all the show, and for
Speaker 3: that I think he's a little delude.
Speaker 4: He is de Lulu.
Speaker 6: There you go. That's beautiful.
Speaker 2: Laura thinks she's Rockefeller, so therefore she's de Lulu.
Speaker 3: I'll think. Okay, you know what, you do, whatever you want.
Speaker 3: Never mind, I was gonna scold you.
Speaker 2: But what you just told me about.
Speaker 3: That as m R.
Speaker 7: You don't have to like whisper whisper. You can just
Speaker 7: talk really softly. Okay, great, No, I'm crinkling. I don't
Speaker 7: like you're crinkling. You know when you're when the botox
Speaker 7: wears off. Does the back of your neck look like
Speaker 7: a pack of hot dogs?
Speaker 2: Oh? Okay, do we have more?
Speaker 4: I got more? You want more?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Give it gives more, Claire?
Speaker 4: Okay, great, where did it go? What does it mean
Speaker 4: if you tell someone they need to touch.
Speaker 2: Grass, get to step in like get the fuck out?
Speaker 3: No, No, I know this one. It means you just
Speaker 3: you need to, uh, you need to get in touch
Speaker 3: with reality, like like get into nature, like like touch grass,
Speaker 3: get like get real.
Speaker 4: Right, yeah, like go outside like you've spent way too
Speaker 4: much time on the internet. You need to go touch grass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say touching grass. That's probably what
Speaker 2: I was doing on the way back from l A five.
Speaker 3: Hours, touching, touching claw, touching weight.
Speaker 7: What.
Speaker 4: I've never heard that in my life.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you've heard dropping the kids off at
Speaker 3: the pool.
Speaker 4: I've never heard that. You guys have all these pooping
Speaker 4: you from.
Speaker 3: Never I'm going to go drop the kids off at
Speaker 3: the The kids don't say that, Well, you know what,
Speaker 3: You're gonna start it up now.
Speaker 4: The kids say it because I'm bringing it back. Okay, great,
Speaker 4: I'm bringing it back. Thank you for this task. Okay,
Speaker 4: what does it mean if someone's an NPC?
Speaker 2: I have no idea in PC not politically correct, but no.
Speaker 3: Not particularly cool, not pretty.
Speaker 4: It's from like a video game terminology.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know if that helps.
Speaker 3: Okay, that doesn't help at all. Uh.
Speaker 4: It stands for a non player character, which is someone
Speaker 4: from like a which is like a character from video
Speaker 4: game that just like is the computer owns this run
Speaker 4: by the computer and not played by a human being,
Speaker 4: and just like it's kind of on their own loop.
Speaker 4: You know, they're just doing their own whatever the computer
Speaker 4: program tells them.
Speaker 3: You're totally sleeping right now, you're all sleep.
Speaker 4: So big mistake. This is the NIKEE episode all over again.
Speaker 4: That hard too. But when you're referring to a person,
Speaker 4: it's someone that's just like very basic and regular and
Speaker 4: kind of like goes to their job and comes home
Speaker 4: and like doesn't have like doesn't really do anything. It's
Speaker 4: just kind of like a standard person.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I'll forget that one.
Speaker 4: You don't need to worry about that one. A lot
Speaker 4: of people basically just use it to be mean. So
Speaker 4: if you forget it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: You don't want to be mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, So you don't need to. You're definitely not
Speaker 4: an NPC Laura, so you don't need to worry about it. Okay,
Speaker 4: you're very notable.
Speaker 3: You're thank you. That was the nicest thing you've said
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 4: That's so true. So oh my god, no, cap there
Speaker 4: you Okay, let's do maybe one more. Doesn't mean if
Speaker 4: someone's your op.
Speaker 3: Opp like you're like you're totally you're the opposite of you, Like,
Speaker 3: oh my gosh, uh.
Speaker 4: Close.
Speaker 3: Eric is so when it comes to money, me and
Speaker 3: Eric are.
Speaker 4: So what is another word that starts the opp You're
Speaker 4: right that it's like short for something oppressive. No, p
Speaker 4: P yeah, oh p P yeah you know me.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, your jaw just totally clicked, that's why.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that sounded like a door.
Speaker 4: I don't know what it's opposition. So it's like your enemy,
Speaker 4: someone who's out there working against you.
Speaker 3: So please use it in a sentence.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh, she is my op. She's always
Speaker 4: trying to get me fired. She's my OP at work.
Speaker 4: She's always trying to get me fired, and she always
Speaker 4: going behind me and telling the boss about things.
Speaker 3: My extensions beautiful? Well, my extensions wouldn't be funny.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't that be funny?
Speaker 3: Please? No, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: If I just play with your hair and nick combs out, no,
Speaker 2: it just comes out my hand.
Speaker 3: There's a hard probability is that happening?
Speaker 2: That would be comedy.
Speaker 3: Goal. No, then you will be my op really, Oh
Speaker 3: my god.
Speaker 4: Okay, do you want to guess what is this? Do
Speaker 4: you want to say some prices?
Speaker 5: Oh, oh my god, that was a good one, Caine,
Speaker 5: what prices?
Speaker 4: What's the game?
Speaker 3: The game called? Oh oh, it's called what's your Price?
Speaker 3: All right, here we go, we'll each have Okay, we're
Speaker 3: gonna have to write. It's gonna be a little difficult
Speaker 3: laying down. Okay, thanks to you guys for understanding. And
Speaker 3: I'm sure you know what. Maybe you're laying down listening
Speaker 3: to this. So we're all laying down, or we're together
Speaker 3: in this. We're family.
Speaker 4: And if you're not doing laying down yet, I invite
Speaker 4: you to take this moment to take a seat, you know,
Speaker 4: maybe laid down.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is like how all of my
Speaker 3: little video as I listened to every night on YouTube
Speaker 3: start because I listened to like sleep meditation videos and
Speaker 3: stuff you know about how and then videos about if
Speaker 3: you listen to this tonight tomorrow you're gonna wake up
Speaker 3: and have money in your bank account. But it always
Speaker 3: starts with find a comfortable position and get into that
Speaker 3: physician right now, lay back and enjoy the following. I'm
Speaker 3: going to give you a scenario, and on this paper
Speaker 3: you can write it small day whatever I would suggest
Speaker 3: small because you only have a little bit. Uh, what
Speaker 3: is the lowest amount of money you would do this
Speaker 3: thing for your lowest Okay, you have to put a price.
Speaker 3: Though you can't say nope, I would never do that.
Speaker 3: You have to put a price and don't put if
Speaker 3: you put billion, any billion, and you're gonna get it.
Speaker 3: And I'm laying on top of it.
Speaker 2: I could make no promises.
Speaker 3: We don't know what they are yet, I know, but
Speaker 3: I know him. He's played this before and he's made
Speaker 3: me angry. Like this particular extension piece is kind of
Speaker 3: come out any second.
Speaker 2: I might just give it one yank. Oh god, it'll
Speaker 2: be the best thing ever.
Speaker 3: All right, here we go. What's your price? To be
Speaker 3: confined in your bedroom for one month? Obviously you can
Speaker 3: leave your bedroom and go down the hall to use
Speaker 3: the restroom.
Speaker 4: Okay, but that's it.
Speaker 3: You can't leave to go to the store. You can't
Speaker 3: leave to go Your food has to be brought to you,
Speaker 3: all that stuff. One full month to be confined in
Speaker 3: your bedroom. Oh my god. Okay, this is another thing
Speaker 3: I knew was gonna happen. You want to show our
Speaker 3: sweet Claire.
Speaker 2: But one dollars?
Speaker 4: What have you done? Did you draw a penis what
Speaker 4: I'm scandalized by that?
Speaker 3: There it goes.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's.
Speaker 2: Got a it's got a it's got a weird hair.
Speaker 3: Hair at least you put hair.
Speaker 4: It's a little lopsided.
Speaker 2: I know it was. Oh, I can't fix it now,
Speaker 2: that's okay.
Speaker 4: All bodies are beautiful. If your pants looks like that,
Speaker 4: we accept you.
Speaker 3: Okay, one dollar, all right? No, honestly, honestly, no, I'm.
Speaker 2: Not kidding you. I would if I could stay home
Speaker 2: for a month and just.
Speaker 3: Watched movies all day long and TV shows and stream stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh I have food brought to you?
Speaker 2: Oh God, are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: Well, Clara, what did you put?
Speaker 4: I put one hundred thousand dollars?
Speaker 3: See, I was kind of I put ten thousand.
Speaker 4: I could I could be negotiated down from one hundred thousand, frankly, yeah.
Speaker 3: But it would take It would take some money.
Speaker 4: Some of us are mentally Aleric and like, if we
Speaker 4: do that, it's going to be a proper We're gonna
Speaker 4: get really.
Speaker 3: Sad, totally. Yo, Yes, we get sad. We get sad.
Speaker 3: You must get sad.
Speaker 4: And I think that would be a real problem. That
Speaker 4: would be a real problem.
Speaker 3: For me, not me. Yeah, God, I think I just
Speaker 3: said the F word by accident.
Speaker 2: God, that's nice. Kane, this is the Family Show.
Speaker 3: Okay, what's your price? Carry a doll with you? Everywhere
Speaker 3: you go for one full year.
Speaker 4: What size we talking?
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter?
Speaker 4: Well, can I put it in my pocket?
Speaker 3: No, you have to carry be my chucky doll, whatever
Speaker 3: doll you can.
Speaker 4: It be a la boo boo yep, but you have.
Speaker 3: To carry it with you. You know what, Claire, Yes,
Speaker 3: you can put it in your pocket, but it has
Speaker 3: to be big enough where the little head peeks out.
Speaker 4: Okay, adorable.
Speaker 3: Okay, So one year, one year.
Speaker 4: I would think I would just not succeed at this.
Speaker 4: I would forget it. I forget everything.
Speaker 3: One hundred thousand, I said, fifty thousand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do one hundred. Somebody might think I'm a
Speaker 2: little weird, so.
Speaker 4: I also put fifty thousand. Did you We're right on them, Laura.
Speaker 4: You and I are aligned. Oh my god, we are
Speaker 4: so on the store, so aligned.
Speaker 2: See. I think I think girls could get away with
Speaker 2: that more than boys.
Speaker 4: That's yeah, sure, that's probably true.
Speaker 3: All right. What's your price to live at a newdist
Speaker 3: colony for a week? Oh now, think about you'd be
Speaker 3: making new friends. You're gonna be You're gonna go alone,
Speaker 3: set up your little campsite, whatever your cabin or wherever
Speaker 3: you sit.
Speaker 4: Do I have to be alone.
Speaker 3: No, Yeah, you enter the newdest colony.
Speaker 4: Can't bring a friend?
Speaker 3: No, but you're going to be making friends for one week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I totally do it.
Speaker 3: Now. Remember there are most of the people at nudist colonies.
Speaker 3: I would think you really don't want to see nude, right,
Speaker 3: But then again you would get used to it pretty
Speaker 3: darn quick. Yeah, you know what I'm going fifteen thousand.
Speaker 3: I put fifty dollars.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's amazing week d I don't care.
Speaker 2: That's amazing for a week.
Speaker 4: I actually you can see it.
Speaker 3: You can't, like buy a dinner.
Speaker 4: I originally I originally had twenty dollars, and then when
Speaker 4: you said I couldn't being a friend, it upped it
Speaker 4: to fifty dollars. Okay, take it, old people, I don't care.
Speaker 4: You don't care.
Speaker 3: Love it.
Speaker 2: People can look at it all they want.
Speaker 3: It's whatever, man, it's whatever. Okay, here we go. What
Speaker 3: is your price to drink water from a vase containing
Speaker 3: three week old dead flowers?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: You know that smell, that vicious, vicious old flower water smell.
Speaker 2: Yes, you have to drink.
Speaker 4: It like a sip or the whole thing it does.
Speaker 3: It's just a drink water from where I'm thinking a sip.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say one.
Speaker 3: I'm going to say I'll throw up one. Eric, what
Speaker 3: let's get real, I'll throw awa take a sip so
Speaker 3: much what you throw up.
Speaker 2: There's probably a bunch of bacteria that listen. If I'm
Speaker 2: gonna throw up, I'm gonna come over here and do it.
Speaker 3: Then okay, then shoot no for real a million? Oh
Speaker 3: my god, you are ridiculous.
Speaker 2: And I'll do it on my only fans.
Speaker 3: I would do it for fifteen, of course she would.
Speaker 4: Where I have one hundred and fifty thousand and negotiated
Speaker 4: down like I could be negotiated out of like seventy
Speaker 4: five thousand.
Speaker 3: That's still a lot. We're just okay, you know what
Speaker 3: it's up to you guys thinking about bacteria and stuff.
Speaker 2: And yeah, that's what I said.
Speaker 3: I know. That's why you're not That's why you have
Speaker 3: such high prices.
Speaker 2: That's right, okay.
Speaker 3: Oh no, your price to give a sponge bath to
Speaker 3: the oldest player in this room.
Speaker 2: Well that would be me.
Speaker 3: I know, full on hospital graide sponge bath free to Eric.
Speaker 4: You do it, I mean often it's not a spongebat regular.
Speaker 2: And I get up there in the kibbles and bits.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you you know what, well, this was
Speaker 3: supposed to be an o with within a line through it.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I drew. I would do it
Speaker 3: for nothing because I love you and I'm sure that
Speaker 3: you would have needed it, because you were you needed help. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I'd wash, I'd wash your kibbles and bits.
Speaker 2: I'd wash your vagina to Laura, would you really would?
Speaker 5: Of course, I'd be wearing a suit the goggles that
Speaker 5: it has mad suit, Yeah, the blackout goggles of the
Speaker 5: you see anything.
Speaker 4: Just going in blown you're just bumbling around in the.
Speaker 2: Wearing like the elbow Lenke PLATEX rubber gloves.
Speaker 3: You take a silver shower.
Speaker 2: I would. I'd have like one of those metal brushes.
Speaker 3: You are ridiculous when it comes to.
Speaker 5: One of those what's one of those things that you
Speaker 5: scrub your six with that.
Speaker 2: The the wire?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, there you go. Oh my god, dude, don't
Speaker 3: I have a shot back.
Speaker 5: And it doesn't be that much attention and some some
Speaker 5: of that dish washing, soap washing soap.
Speaker 3: Oh I get pull.
Speaker 4: If it is good enough for the ducks, it's good
Speaker 4: enough for your that's true.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's true, all right. What's your price to spend
Speaker 3: the night inside a haunted house full eight hours of sleep?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: If you can sleep, and it has to be like
Speaker 3: the Wailey House or like or something super duper scary.
Speaker 4: Lip five thousand, zero zero dollars, I do that for free. No,
Speaker 4: I don't believe in ghosts.
Speaker 2: Sounds fun either, Claire, Claire, we were separated at birth.
Speaker 3: No, I thought we were. I thought we were right
Speaker 3: in the same wavelength.
Speaker 4: We were, and then we can I know this whole ghost,
Speaker 4: this whole ghost thing was really coming between us, and
Speaker 4: I would like to apologize.
Speaker 3: I just fell off your the wavelength.
Speaker 5: And I cock blocked two with the aliens thing, because
Speaker 5: that's a bunch of hogwash.
Speaker 3: At least, Claire, you believe in aliens right now?
Speaker 4: Well, like, I believe that they're out there somewhere, But
Speaker 4: I don't think that like like American government is hiding
Speaker 4: them from us. I just think that that's not likely.
Speaker 3: I cannot wait until I find my source and he
Speaker 3: comes on or she comes on the show and changes
Speaker 3: your mind.
Speaker 4: When you provide me with proof, you can say I
Speaker 4: told you so.
Speaker 3: I can't even wait to. I can't even wait too,
Speaker 3: and I'm going to that's my goal for twenty twenty six,
Speaker 3: twenty seven.
Speaker 4: What's your priceler?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 4: I don't even spend the night not and ow.
Speaker 3: I do it for free?
Speaker 4: Wait? Can you give me all that?
Speaker 3: I would ask about doing it for free because I
Speaker 3: believe in ghosts, and there's it scares me, but I
Speaker 3: kind of I'm addicted to excitement, so I think it
Speaker 3: would be exciting, and I really want to see one
Speaker 3: really really bad, like I have. I think I have
Speaker 3: seen two ghosts in my life, but I really really
Speaker 3: want to see one. Yeah, So I would do it
Speaker 3: for free for that reason, because I do believe exactly. Oh,
Speaker 3: shut up, what's your price? Do not floss or brush
Speaker 3: your teeth for the rest of the year.
Speaker 4: The year.
Speaker 3: Rest of the year. No flossing, no brushing.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I just swish water.
Speaker 3: Around in your mouth if you want to, you can,
Speaker 3: just doesn't say you can.
Speaker 2: Five million.
Speaker 3: Let's see how many months do we have left in
Speaker 3: the Oh we have almost six months.
Speaker 2: Right, you know how I am about teeth.
Speaker 3: A little less than six months. I would do it
Speaker 3: for Let's see, I would do it for seventy five thousand.
Speaker 4: Dollars one and one and a half million?
Speaker 3: What like, well, guys like, are you out attachment on
Speaker 3: my supergross?
Speaker 4: Well, my concern is that it's a lot of that
Speaker 4: money is going to go towards your dental cause exactly
Speaker 4: that is true, and so like I'm trying to factor that.
Speaker 3: In and and your mouth, your dental problems cause all
Speaker 3: sorts of.
Speaker 4: Right, that's like a lifelong sort of consequences situation.
Speaker 3: I change my answers, like I'm going a million dollars?
Speaker 4: Am I going to need dentures when I'm seventy because
Speaker 4: of this speller? You know?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I can, right, right?
Speaker 3: All right? What's your price to legally marry a complete stranger?
Speaker 3: It doesn't say for how long. I don't have any
Speaker 3: other details except for that one sentence. What's your price Mary,
Speaker 3: legally a stranger? Complete stranger?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Okay, let me put you know I should put a
Speaker 3: time limit on it.
Speaker 2: Is there a pre nup?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure you could do that. Yay, Yeah, you
Speaker 3: could do the whole, all the things, just legally married
Speaker 3: this stranger fifty million. All I'm looking at right now
Speaker 3: is the picture that you drew a penis is right
Speaker 3: in my face. Fifty million.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you see what I had hanging over your
Speaker 2: head before?
Speaker 4: It's a penis?
Speaker 3: Did you see that? Claire?
Speaker 4: So, the thing that's actually so fucked up is that
Speaker 4: I saw he was holding something up and I sat
Speaker 4: up to see what it was, and he's like, I
Speaker 4: expended that energy and I'll kind of like never get
Speaker 4: that back, you know, and it turned out to be
Speaker 4: a penis.
Speaker 3: I would be very, very.
Speaker 5: Angry if I also held one over her head that
Speaker 5: said I love anal that's awesome, with an arrow pointing
Speaker 5: to her head.
Speaker 3: One.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna yuck her yums. That's fine.
Speaker 3: I said one thousand, I actually meant one million, you know,
Speaker 3: one thousands that I asked what I put, but I
Speaker 3: matched a million? Okay, okay, okay, what your prise?
Speaker 2: Oh no.
Speaker 3: To fart loudly in your boss's office during a team meeting.
Speaker 2: Oh I've already done that and that was for free.
Speaker 3: Yes, wait on purpose.
Speaker 2: I sort of.
Speaker 5: Kind of fell asleep and during a team meeting, and
Speaker 5: it was it was and every everybody, Yeah, sure, but
Speaker 5: every knows you and they don't care.
Speaker 3: Do you care?
Speaker 2: No, See, you don't even care. So that's a freebie.
Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna put free I'm gonna put the
Speaker 2: big smiley face.
Speaker 3: I do it for two thousand, three three thousand. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's a fart, you know what, it's how parts happen.
Speaker 4: It's happens.
Speaker 3: Parts happened. Okay, we'll do a couple more and then
Speaker 3: we'll like truly go to sleep. All right, what's your price?
Speaker 3: Jump headfirst into a pile of warm horse manure.
Speaker 2: That will never happen.
Speaker 3: You have the head first, head first, and it's warm,
Speaker 3: which means it's from it's been sitting in the disgusting
Speaker 3: wash it off right away.
Speaker 2: I don't care necessarily.
Speaker 3: Going to go in your mouth.
Speaker 2: Oh gross. Dive head first and it's not going to
Speaker 2: go into my mouth.
Speaker 3: No, just close your mouth.
Speaker 5: Oh right, okay, Well when I emerge screaming, it's going
Speaker 5: to go in my mouth.
Speaker 3: So I headfirst into a pile of warmforcement.
Speaker 4: Ten million dollars.
Speaker 3: I do it for one hundred and fifty thousand.
Speaker 2: I would do it for one billion dollars.
Speaker 3: See, there we go. There's the ridiculousness there that is
Speaker 3: Eric Rimmer. See this game, I budge me so broad
Speaker 3: stuff like this. I can't eight million, billion, trillion gazillion
Speaker 3: get a billion.
Speaker 5: Well see, there's a method to my madness. If I
Speaker 5: told somebody I'd do it for a billion dollars, they
Speaker 5: never pay me for it, so then I wouldn't have
Speaker 5: to do it.
Speaker 3: This is realistic. I want you to get your head
Speaker 3: into this space. Okay, and be honest about your answer. Okay,
Speaker 3: what's your price? Live on a submarine for six months?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Those things freak me out.
Speaker 4: I would rather jump into the horse poop.
Speaker 3: I would rather do all the things on the list,
Speaker 3: all of them, than do this.
Speaker 2: I do one hundred. So really a submarine?
Speaker 3: Yeah, submarine under water for that long? Yeah, you're that
Speaker 3: You've never been so trapped in your life. I would.
Speaker 3: I would do it for two million.
Speaker 4: I would do it for fifty million dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what? Like, they're so dark, it's so scary,
Speaker 3: and think that the things should see out the little
Speaker 3: portholes and you can't escape from those big giant squids
Speaker 3: that you see floating by. Oh my god, I'm freaking
Speaker 3: out right now. All right, Oh what's your price? Walk
Speaker 3: around with a small stone in your shoe for one week.
Speaker 3: You know that horrible feel constantly everywhere you walk that
Speaker 3: stone is in your shoe. For one week, the most
Speaker 3: annoying thing. You'd be so annoyed you'd be we'd be
Speaker 3: such bitches at work. Let's see. But I would do
Speaker 3: it for three.
Speaker 4: Grand I think I'd do it for five Claire, I
Speaker 4: put ten k Oh what I bet I could be
Speaker 4: negotiated down. Yeah, I know if someone really offered me
Speaker 4: five thousand dollars, I'd take it all right to do
Speaker 4: this only a week.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's let's let's end on m okay, okay, no, no,
Speaker 3: I'd already did that one. No no, no, no, no, no, okay,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna end on a good one, a
Speaker 3: really good one. Okay, Well this one, this one, I
Speaker 3: just I'm saying because it's something that one of us
Speaker 3: in this room does. But I want to know your
Speaker 3: price is Okay, what's your price to clog the toilet
Speaker 3: every time you poop outside of your home, every time,
Speaker 3: every time you.
Speaker 4: Poop for the rest of your mortal life?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Oh that a lot.
Speaker 3: So any at the airport lord.
Speaker 2: Does it for free?
Speaker 3: I do it. Unfortunately that happens to me quite frequently,
Speaker 3: so I don't think I have to. I'm gonna put
Speaker 3: a price on it. Oh all right, I have a
Speaker 3: good one. So Claire, what is your price?
Speaker 4: Fifteen million dollars?
Speaker 3: Wow, that's a lot? Why everywhere? Factory?
Speaker 4: Everywhere you go?
Speaker 3: Well? How often are you pooping outside your home?
Speaker 4: Often?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Are you a poop pooper?
Speaker 4: I will poop anywhere, Claire, Me too. I poop at
Speaker 4: a restaurant, A poop anymore, stoop anywhere?
Speaker 3: You are a rarity because most people will not. I know,
Speaker 3: some people are weird about really weird about it.
Speaker 4: I mean, if it's like it's not ideal, if it's
Speaker 4: like like a bunch of thre's, you know, there's stalls
Speaker 4: and like there's not a lot of privacy. But if
Speaker 4: I can like close the door by myself anywhere.
Speaker 3: Oh, poop anywhere, me too, Cilaria, anywhere, up will be
Speaker 3: I every morning I poop at work, which okay, in
Speaker 3: the one holers or the doubles, of course the one holers.
Speaker 3: Now let me ask you this, do you do this
Speaker 3: little trick after you poop? Am I gonna hate you?
Speaker 3: After you poop? Do you close the door as if
Speaker 3: somebody's in there still, or do you lea crack it
Speaker 3: open just a little bit or do you just leave
Speaker 3: it like open? It's free. What do you do after
Speaker 3: you poop at work?
Speaker 4: I just leave it open.
Speaker 3: See if I have the poop at her in one
Speaker 3: of those one holers at work. Yeah, I will shut
Speaker 3: the door behind me as if somebody's in there. So
Speaker 3: it takes a well for it to you know, get
Speaker 3: get normal.
Speaker 4: But if the doors closed, like is it is the
Speaker 4: air circulating like?
Speaker 3: Oh, I guess not. I just don't want to do
Speaker 3: body to go in there after they see me going out.
Speaker 4: You don't mind if they smell it. You just mind
Speaker 4: if they know it's.
Speaker 3: You, right exactly And okay, okay, finally, what's your price
Speaker 3: to show up for work on Monday in a robe
Speaker 3: and nothing else?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, if I could five dollars? If I could?
Speaker 3: Do you have to work all day dressed like that?
Speaker 3: You're not wearing shoes, you're not wearing undergromars or any one.
Speaker 3: You're just wearing a rope.
Speaker 2: Heaven we sent home?
Speaker 3: What if you Claire Newsroom in the wait you probably
Speaker 3: already that.
Speaker 4: Okay, we're casual, we're not that casual. I do think
Speaker 4: I would be I might consider that I would lose
Speaker 4: my job, like I wouldn't be welcome back the next day.
Speaker 3: What if there was a guarantee wouldn't lose your job?
Speaker 3: But you do have to face those people you work with.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I mean i'd keep the robe.
Speaker 3: But like nobody knows that this is a shtick, Like
Speaker 3: you just show up for work in a rope. You
Speaker 3: don't say anything about it.
Speaker 4: I don't think there's a price. I think I'm like
Speaker 4: an Eric nine billion dollar situation.
Speaker 3: Oh no really, Oh no, no.
Speaker 4: Did you put like eight dollars?
Speaker 3: Laura would do it for five, I'd do it for
Speaker 3: I do it for a thou.
Speaker 4: Thou?
Speaker 3: I don't care. Okay, wait one more, one more and
Speaker 3: then we're gonna really actually go to bed. Okay, why
Speaker 3: are we so tired this week? What? Oh pride is
Speaker 3: this week? And I can't even win? Oh my god,
Speaker 3: from Hillcrest Fride. Stop holding signs over my head.
Speaker 2: Have fun, that's so mean. Have fun.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I'm going to the parade. I can't even wait.
Speaker 3: I know Star ninety four to one, which I am
Speaker 3: on on Sunday, afternoons. It's going to be in the
Speaker 3: parade some other iHeart stations. I love the festival, I
Speaker 3: love the vibe. I love love. I love everything about Pride,
Speaker 3: I love everything about Hill Gross and I'm so excited
Speaker 3: for all of you who are gonna be here and celebrate.
Speaker 3: And love is love and it should be celebrated, right, yeah, yes,
Speaker 3: all right? How about this final question? Okay, what is
Speaker 3: your price to suck fresh milk directly from the utter
Speaker 3: of a cow?
Speaker 4: You put my mouth on it.
Speaker 3: Of course, you have to suck from the teat of whatever,
Speaker 3: and you have to suck to get it out. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it's pure and it's warm. It doesn't matter how
Speaker 3: much your price. I don't put a billionaire. I'm going
Speaker 3: to mark that. I'm gonna draw penis on your.
Speaker 2: Forehead, not after until I draw one on yours.
Speaker 3: If you have there's a billion in there, you're I'm
Speaker 3: not playing.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3: One hundred thousand, okay, all right, all right, I'm going
Speaker 3: fifty thousand.
Speaker 4: Same as Eric a hundred thousand.
Speaker 3: All right, we're all kind of in the same around
Speaker 3: a realm. Yeah, Oh, I like it that we handed
Speaker 3: it that way.
Speaker 2: I'm not sucking on some hairy nip.
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