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<v Speaker 1>Lara Kane After Dark with Eric remembers the podcast You'll

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<v Speaker 1>dig if you like a genuine and laught so big.

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<v Speaker 2>Laura's a love of ballunatic with the.

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<v Speaker 3>Vibe so real.

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<v Speaker 1>The stories are crazy, the real deal. Eric's the talent

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<v Speaker 1>and people with sas. He's kind, he very gets the

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<v Speaker 1>kind of crass producer Claire runs the show super plaint

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<v Speaker 1>nerd always in the note, we guarantee to make you laugh.

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<v Speaker 2>Plus you're we're late. Uncle, your seat belts and don't

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<v Speaker 2>be late.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go, get ready, it'll be great.

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<v Speaker 2>On with the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, hello, and welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. There's Eric,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm Laura Kane, there's Eric, there's Claire.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, here's easy and easy, little easy. Now, welcome to

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<v Speaker 3>our podcast, Laura Kane after Dark. This is a first.

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<v Speaker 3>We've never done the show laying down the entire time.

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<v Speaker 3>Now we as I'm sure you are tired by this

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<v Speaker 3>time of the week. It's Thursday. I mean, it's almost

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<v Speaker 3>the weekend. But I don't know about you, but I

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<v Speaker 3>haven't like very tired this week, like no particular reason why,

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<v Speaker 3>just tired. So we all decided. In fact, I think

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<v Speaker 3>it was Claire was your idea? Claire is a sleeper,

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<v Speaker 3>she's she's our resident sleeper on the show, and she's like,

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<v Speaker 3>let's do it laying down. I'm like, why not? We

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<v Speaker 3>could still be fun and it was relaxing, right, Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel very relaxed.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you feel okay? Okay, gooy, because you've got my

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<v Speaker 3>little my favorite little sleeping I'm so cozy.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I just want to apologize in advance if I.

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<v Speaker 3>Fart, Well, where's your butts? I'm not No, your butt's

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<v Speaker 3>not near my face.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean your butts are further away than they would. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>we're sitting regularly.

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<v Speaker 3>How's your head? Though? This fillow too much for you?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you so hot?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh? Is this? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I just went right over my head? The head going

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<v Speaker 3>right over my head?

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<v Speaker 4>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>Is you look like you're about to die? Should I

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<v Speaker 3>move this pillow off your head?

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<v Speaker 2>I noticed that the vein.

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<v Speaker 3>See if I can do this a different way the

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<v Speaker 3>way you did it before was great?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah that's.

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<v Speaker 3>Better because now you're so now we can see your face.

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<v Speaker 3>There you go, there we go.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, if Eric could get his mic a little closer to.

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<v Speaker 3>It, oh yeah, oh yeah, sorry, I move the thing.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, this is a professional production.

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<v Speaker 3>This is what we do.

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<v Speaker 4>This is how we do, and we have everything under control.

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<v Speaker 3>More and more and more and more and more. Now

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<v Speaker 3>you got to pick it up and move it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, I got it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's me.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's way better.

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<v Speaker 2>Perfect.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not good enough.

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<v Speaker 2>For me, it's not good enough for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Look at it.

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<v Speaker 5>Almost there, you're getting too close to her, to her man.

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<v Speaker 3>There we go. Oh this is so much better. Okay, anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>welcome to the show. We have fun games and a

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<v Speaker 3>super fun segment called Claire's Corner, And I think after well,

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<v Speaker 3>we're gonna play what Your Price. We haven't played that

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<v Speaker 3>game in a while, where I give you a scenario

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<v Speaker 3>and you guys have to give me the least it

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<v Speaker 3>would take you to do the particular thing. But I

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<v Speaker 3>think we should start the show with Claire's Corner and

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<v Speaker 3>she's gonna teach us about what are you gonna teach

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<v Speaker 3>us about?

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<v Speaker 4>Got some slang that you should know that's furing.

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<v Speaker 2>Out with you that I should like me. Oh right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's importantly. Do you want to know she's

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<v Speaker 3>teaching us this isn't a failing thing?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, do you want to compete?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I actually do.

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<v Speaker 2>You're very competitive. I'm competitive.

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<v Speaker 3>You see if I know what see if you know

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<v Speaker 3>this mean? I'm so these are like current the things.

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<v Speaker 4>That the kids say. And by the kids, I mean

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<v Speaker 4>like you know, adults.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, young adults.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, y a is what does it mean if something

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<v Speaker 4>is peak?

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<v Speaker 3>Peak peak, p e A K peak top best?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah right, I think so Laura got me this list,

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<v Speaker 4>and I think it's a little easy. So I've pulled

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<v Speaker 4>some of my own.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, oh, thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what to give that point too? Did

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<v Speaker 4>Eric know peak?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, we got it?

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<v Speaker 4>Got it?

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<v Speaker 3>That's fine, It's fine.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, let's see. Oh, what does it mean if something

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<v Speaker 4>is goaded?

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<v Speaker 2>Goaded?

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<v Speaker 4>It means like g o A T like the animal

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<v Speaker 4>and then ed at the end.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, goat is greatest of all time?

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<v Speaker 3>There you go. So if you're goaded, does it mean

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<v Speaker 3>like you have been proclaimed?

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<v Speaker 4>That's exactly what it is. Okay, see this this list

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<v Speaker 4>is too easy. Also on here is iconic and legend.

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<v Speaker 4>Those are just like words.

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<v Speaker 3>But are are the kids? Are the kids using them

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<v Speaker 3>a lot these days?

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<v Speaker 4>I guess? So? Okay, But I think it's pretty obvious

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<v Speaker 4>what they mean. Here's a better one. What does it

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<v Speaker 4>mean if someone says no cap?

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<v Speaker 6>You know what?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, I think I view this. Oh gosh.

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<v Speaker 3>I got a bunch of cards like they're supposed to

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<v Speaker 3>be birthday cards, is random, and all of them say

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<v Speaker 3>no cap something something, no caps something like what does

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<v Speaker 3>this even mean?

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<v Speaker 4>Nobody?

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, wait, wait, let's take a guess. It means like

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<v Speaker 3>no way no.

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<v Speaker 4>It means you're telling the truth. So capping is lying.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like no cap is like I'm not lying, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>telling the truth.

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<v Speaker 3>So use it in a sense.

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<v Speaker 4>That episode of lard k and After Dark was the

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<v Speaker 4>greatest one of all time. No cap?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow? Okay, I do like that. I like it? Am right?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you like so uncomfortable right now? Your sweating for

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<v Speaker 3>no cap?

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<v Speaker 4>Demi Lovato was right next to me at the Hillary

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<v Speaker 4>Doff concert.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, there we go, There we go, There we go.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, excellent. What about chew gee?

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<v Speaker 3>How do you spell that one?

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<v Speaker 4>C h e U g y.

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<v Speaker 3>It means ikey Like that is gross? Hi?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh It's like cringe, but then like it's like millennial cringe. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>so like pumpkin spice, and like calling a dog like

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<v Speaker 4>a baby, calling a dog a fur baby, and like

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<v Speaker 4>you know, a snake a danger noodle, and like.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, that's my favorite thing I've ever heard.

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<v Speaker 2>Danger.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a danger noodle? Or like you know what else

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<v Speaker 4>is the word adulting is chewgy okay? Or like skinny

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<v Speaker 4>jeans like that are colors? Remember those colorful skinny jeans?

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<v Speaker 4>These are probably chew gee.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want danger? What is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Danger noodle?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want danger noodle?

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<v Speaker 4>Chew the.

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<v Speaker 3>Snake is a danger.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't let the chew giness hold you back from who

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<v Speaker 4>you truly are.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>What about riz?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I know, Riz?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what that. You do too, We've we've

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<v Speaker 2>we've got I know, but I don't remember what it is?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my Gokay, it's short for something. Think about what

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<v Speaker 3>has the what has the word? The words laying down business.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not good for Eric. I feel that he's not

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<v Speaker 4>having any thought.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like jazz.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, are you right now? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what. I don't even know what.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well, let me just put it this way. You

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<v Speaker 3>have no risk going on right now? Eric, you're kind

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<v Speaker 3>of without riz at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>Sex appeal.

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<v Speaker 3>Kind of kind of but not not necessarily that just

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<v Speaker 3>like it's short for charisma, you're not really showing off

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<v Speaker 3>you really, I'm not charismatic.

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<v Speaker 4>You're not very charismatic right now, you're kind of great.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, energy, that's right, well right back atcha totally.

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<v Speaker 4>We should do like a like an ASMR version of

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<v Speaker 4>the show, you know those like you know the Sleep

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<v Speaker 4>podcast where they talk like.

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<v Speaker 3>This I do, and they frequently.

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<v Speaker 6>We should do that edition.

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<v Speaker 7>No, you kind of have to talk a little bit

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<v Speaker 7>more like not necessarily.

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<v Speaker 6>Whispering, just low talking just yea.

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<v Speaker 4>So let's do one more sort of on this vibration.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so great.

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<v Speaker 6>What about dolululu delulud el el you l u Yes,

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<v Speaker 6>solution it means solutional. Good job, Eric, Eric.

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<v Speaker 3>Use it in a sentence, suck it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my gosh, you say, like, oh my gosh, he

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<v Speaker 4>liked my Instagram story. I think he's totally into me.

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<v Speaker 4>Your friend would say, you're being delulu, like you're diluting yourself,

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<v Speaker 4>but in like a fun way, not in like a

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<v Speaker 4>destructive way.

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<v Speaker 3>Eric walks into this house every Monday night. Thinking that

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<v Speaker 3>he's the most important person all the show, and for

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<v Speaker 3>that I think he's a little delude.

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<v Speaker 4>He is de Lulu.

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<v Speaker 6>There you go. That's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>Laura thinks she's Rockefeller, so therefore she's de Lulu.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll think. Okay, you know what, you do, whatever you want.

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<v Speaker 3>Never mind, I was gonna scold you.

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<v Speaker 2>But what you just told me about.

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<v Speaker 3>That as m R.

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<v Speaker 7>You don't have to like whisper whisper. You can just

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<v Speaker 7>talk really softly. Okay, great, No, I'm crinkling. I don't

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<v Speaker 7>like you're crinkling. You know when you're when the botox

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<v Speaker 7>wears off. Does the back of your neck look like

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<v Speaker 7>a pack of hot dogs?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Okay, do we have more?

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<v Speaker 4>I got more? You want more?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Give it gives more, Claire?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, great, where did it go? What does it mean

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<v Speaker 4>if you tell someone they need to touch.

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<v Speaker 2>Grass, get to step in like get the fuck out?

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, I know this one. It means you just

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was gonna say touching grass. That's probably what

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<v Speaker 3>Hours, touching, touching claw, touching weight.

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<v Speaker 7>What.

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<v Speaker 4>I've never heard that in my life.

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<v Speaker 4>I've never heard that. You guys have all these pooping

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<v Speaker 3>Never I'm going to go drop the kids off at

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<v Speaker 3>the The kids don't say that, Well, you know what,

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna start it up now.

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<v Speaker 4>The kids say it because I'm bringing it back. Okay, great,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm bringing it back. Thank you for this task. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>what does it mean if someone's an NPC?

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea in PC not politically correct, but no.

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<v Speaker 4>It's from like a video game terminology.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if that helps.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that doesn't help at all. Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>It stands for a non player character, which is someone

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<v Speaker 4>from like a which is like a character from video

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<v Speaker 4>and just like it's kind of on their own loop.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, they're just doing their own whatever the computer

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<v Speaker 3>You're totally sleeping right now, you're all sleep.

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<v Speaker 4>So big mistake. This is the NIKEE episode all over again.

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<v Speaker 4>That hard too. But when you're referring to a person,

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<v Speaker 4>it's someone that's just like very basic and regular and

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<v Speaker 4>and like doesn't have like doesn't really do anything. It's

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, I'll forget that one.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't need to worry about that one. A lot

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<v Speaker 4>of people basically just use it to be mean. So

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<v Speaker 4>if you forget it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't want to be mean.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, exactly, So you don't need to. You're definitely not

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<v Speaker 4>an NPC Laura, so you don't need to worry about it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>you're very notable.

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<v Speaker 3>You're thank you. That was the nicest thing you've said

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<v Speaker 3>to me.

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<v Speaker 4>That's so true. So oh my god, no, cap there

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<v Speaker 4>you Okay, let's do maybe one more. Doesn't mean if

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<v Speaker 4>someone's your op.

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<v Speaker 3>Opp like you're like you're totally you're the opposite of you, Like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh my gosh, uh.

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<v Speaker 4>Close.

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<v Speaker 3>Eric is so when it comes to money, me and

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<v Speaker 3>Eric are.

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<v Speaker 4>So what is another word that starts the opp You're

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<v Speaker 4>right that it's like short for something oppressive. No, p

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<v Speaker 4>P yeah, oh p P yeah you know me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, your jaw just totally clicked, that's why.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, that sounded like a door.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what it's opposition. So it's like your enemy,

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<v Speaker 4>someone who's out there working against you.

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<v Speaker 3>So please use it in a sentence.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, Oh, she is my op. She's always

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<v Speaker 4>trying to get me fired. She's my OP at work.

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<v Speaker 4>She's always trying to get me fired, and she always

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<v Speaker 4>going behind me and telling the boss about things.

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<v Speaker 3>My extensions beautiful? Well, my extensions wouldn't be funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't that be funny?

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<v Speaker 3>Please? No, I wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>If I just play with your hair and nick combs out, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it just comes out my hand.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a hard probability is that happening?

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<v Speaker 2>That would be comedy.

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<v Speaker 3>Goal. No, then you will be my op really, Oh

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<v Speaker 3>my god.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, do you want to guess what is this? Do

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<v Speaker 4>you want to say some prices?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, oh my god, that was a good one, Caine,

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<v Speaker 5>what prices?

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<v Speaker 4>What's the game?

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<v Speaker 3>The game called? Oh oh, it's called what's your Price?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, here we go, we'll each have Okay, we're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna have to write. It's gonna be a little difficult

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<v Speaker 3>laying down. Okay, thanks to you guys for understanding. And

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure you know what. Maybe you're laying down listening

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<v Speaker 3>to this. So we're all laying down, or we're together

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<v Speaker 3>in this. We're family.

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<v Speaker 4>And if you're not doing laying down yet, I invite

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<v Speaker 4>you to take this moment to take a seat, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>maybe laid down.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, this is like how all of my

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<v Speaker 3>little video as I listened to every night on YouTube

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<v Speaker 3>start because I listened to like sleep meditation videos and

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<v Speaker 3>stuff you know about how and then videos about if

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<v Speaker 3>you listen to this tonight tomorrow you're gonna wake up

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<v Speaker 3>and have money in your bank account. But it always

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<v Speaker 3>starts with find a comfortable position and get into that

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<v Speaker 3>physician right now, lay back and enjoy the following. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to give you a scenario, and on this paper

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<v Speaker 3>you can write it small day whatever I would suggest

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<v Speaker 3>small because you only have a little bit. Uh, what

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<v Speaker 3>is the lowest amount of money you would do this

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<v Speaker 3>thing for your lowest Okay, you have to put a price.

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<v Speaker 3>Though you can't say nope, I would never do that.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to put a price and don't put if

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<v Speaker 3>you put billion, any billion, and you're gonna get it.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm laying on top of it.

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<v Speaker 2>I could make no promises.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't know what they are yet, I know, but

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<v Speaker 3>I know him. He's played this before and he's made

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<v Speaker 3>me angry. Like this particular extension piece is kind of

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<v Speaker 3>come out any second.

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<v Speaker 2>I might just give it one yank. Oh god, it'll

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<v Speaker 2>be the best thing ever.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, here we go. What's your price? To be

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<v Speaker 3>confined in your bedroom for one month? Obviously you can

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<v Speaker 3>leave your bedroom and go down the hall to use

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<v Speaker 3>the restroom.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, but that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't leave to go to the store. You can't

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<v Speaker 3>leave to go Your food has to be brought to you,

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<v Speaker 3>all that stuff. One full month to be confined in

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<v Speaker 3>your bedroom. Oh my god. Okay, this is another thing

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<v Speaker 3>I knew was gonna happen. You want to show our

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<v Speaker 3>sweet Claire.

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<v Speaker 2>But one dollars?

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<v Speaker 4>What have you done? Did you draw a penis what

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<v Speaker 4>I'm scandalized by that?

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<v Speaker 3>There it goes.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Got a it's got a it's got a weird hair.

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<v Speaker 3>Hair at least you put hair.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a little lopsided.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it was. Oh, I can't fix it now,

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<v Speaker 2>that's okay.

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<v Speaker 4>All bodies are beautiful. If your pants looks like that,

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<v Speaker 4>we accept you.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, one dollar, all right? No, honestly, honestly, no, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Not kidding you. I would if I could stay home

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<v Speaker 2>for a month and just.

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<v Speaker 3>Watched movies all day long and TV shows and stream stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Oh I have food brought to you?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Clara, what did you put?

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<v Speaker 4>I put one hundred thousand dollars?

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<v Speaker 3>See, I was kind of I put ten thousand.

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<v Speaker 4>I could I could be negotiated down from one hundred thousand, frankly, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>But it would take It would take some money.

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<v Speaker 4>Some of us are mentally Aleric and like, if we

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<v Speaker 4>do that, it's going to be a proper We're gonna

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<v Speaker 4>get really.

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<v Speaker 3>Sad, totally. Yo, Yes, we get sad. We get sad.

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<v Speaker 3>You must get sad.

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<v Speaker 4>And I think that would be a real problem. That

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<v Speaker 4>would be a real problem.

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<v Speaker 3>For me, not me. Yeah, God, I think I just

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<v Speaker 3>said the F word by accident.

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<v Speaker 2>God, that's nice. Kane, this is the Family Show.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, what's your price? Carry a doll with you? Everywhere

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<v Speaker 3>you go for one full year.

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<v Speaker 4>What size we talking?

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't matter?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, can I put it in my pocket?

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<v Speaker 3>No, you have to carry be my chucky doll, whatever

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<v Speaker 3>doll you can.

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<v Speaker 4>It be a la boo boo yep, but you have.

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<v Speaker 3>To carry it with you. You know what, Claire, Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>you can put it in your pocket, but it has

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<v Speaker 3>to be big enough where the little head peeks out.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, adorable.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So one year, one year.

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<v Speaker 4>I would think I would just not succeed at this.

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<v Speaker 4>I would forget it. I forget everything.

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<v Speaker 3>One hundred thousand, I said, fifty thousand.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I do one hundred. Somebody might think I'm a

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<v Speaker 2>little weird, so.

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<v Speaker 4>I also put fifty thousand. Did you We're right on them, Laura.

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<v Speaker 4>You and I are aligned. Oh my god, we are

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<v Speaker 4>so on the store, so aligned.

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<v Speaker 2>See. I think I think girls could get away with

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<v Speaker 2>that more than boys.

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<v Speaker 4>That's yeah, sure, that's probably true.

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<v Speaker 3>All right. What's your price to live at a newdist

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<v Speaker 3>colony for a week? Oh now, think about you'd be

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<v Speaker 3>making new friends. You're gonna be You're gonna go alone,

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<v Speaker 3>set up your little campsite, whatever your cabin or wherever

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<v Speaker 3>you sit.

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<v Speaker 4>Do I have to be alone.

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<v Speaker 3>No, Yeah, you enter the newdest colony.

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<v Speaker 4>Can't bring a friend?

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<v Speaker 3>No, but you're going to be making friends for one week.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I totally do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Now. Remember there are most of the people at nudist colonies.

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<v Speaker 3>I would think you really don't want to see nude, right,

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<v Speaker 3>But then again you would get used to it pretty

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<v Speaker 3>darn quick. Yeah, you know what I'm going fifteen thousand.

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<v Speaker 3>I put fifty dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that's amazing week d I don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>That's amazing for a week.

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<v Speaker 4>I actually you can see it.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't, like buy a dinner.

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<v Speaker 4>I originally I originally had twenty dollars, and then when

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<v Speaker 4>you said I couldn't being a friend, it upped it

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<v Speaker 4>to fifty dollars. Okay, take it, old people, I don't care.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>Love it.

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<v Speaker 2>People can look at it all they want.

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<v Speaker 3>It's whatever, man, it's whatever. Okay, here we go. What

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<v Speaker 3>is your price to drink water from a vase containing

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<v Speaker 3>three week old dead flowers?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>You know that smell, that vicious, vicious old flower water smell.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, you have to drink.

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00:21:58.440 --> 00:22:01.920
<v Speaker 4>It like a sip or the whole thing it does.

441
00:22:02.039 --> 00:22:04.960
<v Speaker 3>It's just a drink water from where I'm thinking a sip.

442
00:22:05.359 --> 00:22:06.039
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say one.

443
00:22:06.240 --> 00:22:13.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to say I'll throw up one. Eric, what

444
00:22:13.680 --> 00:22:16.759
<v Speaker 3>let's get real, I'll throw awa take a sip so

445
00:22:16.880 --> 00:22:18.279
<v Speaker 3>much what you throw up.

446
00:22:18.200 --> 00:22:20.720
<v Speaker 2>There's probably a bunch of bacteria that listen. If I'm

447
00:22:20.720 --> 00:22:22.400
<v Speaker 2>gonna throw up, I'm gonna come over here and do it.

448
00:22:22.400 --> 00:22:28.799
<v Speaker 3>Then okay, then shoot no for real a million? Oh

449
00:22:28.880 --> 00:22:30.200
<v Speaker 3>my god, you are ridiculous.

450
00:22:30.240 --> 00:22:31.640
<v Speaker 2>And I'll do it on my only fans.

451
00:22:31.759 --> 00:22:35.319
<v Speaker 3>I would do it for fifteen, of course she would.

452
00:22:35.559 --> 00:22:41.359
<v Speaker 4>Where I have one hundred and fifty thousand and negotiated

453
00:22:41.440 --> 00:22:43.920
<v Speaker 4>down like I could be negotiated out of like seventy

454
00:22:43.920 --> 00:22:44.480
<v Speaker 4>five thousand.

455
00:22:45.359 --> 00:22:48.279
<v Speaker 3>That's still a lot. We're just okay, you know what

456
00:22:48.680 --> 00:22:51.000
<v Speaker 3>it's up to you guys thinking about bacteria and stuff.

457
00:22:51.000 --> 00:22:52.319
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, that's what I said.

458
00:22:52.440 --> 00:22:54.839
<v Speaker 3>I know. That's why you're not That's why you have

459
00:22:54.880 --> 00:22:55.799
<v Speaker 3>such high prices.

460
00:22:55.920 --> 00:22:58.519
<v Speaker 2>That's right, okay.

461
00:22:58.960 --> 00:23:04.359
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, your price to give a sponge bath to

462
00:23:04.519 --> 00:23:12.000
<v Speaker 3>the oldest player in this room.

463
00:23:09.359 --> 00:23:10.240
<v Speaker 2>Well that would be me.

464
00:23:10.480 --> 00:23:18.359
<v Speaker 3>I know, full on hospital graide sponge bath free to Eric.

465
00:23:19.400 --> 00:23:23.160
<v Speaker 4>You do it, I mean often it's not a spongebat regular.

466
00:23:24.519 --> 00:23:26.440
<v Speaker 2>And I get up there in the kibbles and bits.

467
00:23:26.519 --> 00:23:29.759
<v Speaker 3>Let me tell you you know what, well, this was

468
00:23:29.799 --> 00:23:32.480
<v Speaker 3>supposed to be an o with within a line through it.

469
00:23:32.519 --> 00:23:34.279
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what I drew. I would do it

470
00:23:34.279 --> 00:23:36.559
<v Speaker 3>for nothing because I love you and I'm sure that

471
00:23:36.640 --> 00:23:41.000
<v Speaker 3>you would have needed it, because you were you needed help. Yeah,

472
00:23:41.079 --> 00:23:43.440
<v Speaker 3>and I'd wash, I'd wash your kibbles and bits.

473
00:23:43.480 --> 00:23:46.480
<v Speaker 2>I'd wash your vagina to Laura, would you really would?

474
00:23:48.039 --> 00:23:52.079
<v Speaker 5>Of course, I'd be wearing a suit the goggles that

475
00:23:52.119 --> 00:23:55.599
<v Speaker 5>it has mad suit, Yeah, the blackout goggles of the

476
00:23:56.480 --> 00:23:58.000
<v Speaker 5>you see anything.

477
00:23:59.319 --> 00:24:02.359
<v Speaker 4>Just going in blown you're just bumbling around in the.

478
00:24:02.799 --> 00:24:05.960
<v Speaker 2>Wearing like the elbow Lenke PLATEX rubber gloves.

479
00:24:07.240 --> 00:24:08.720
<v Speaker 3>You take a silver shower.

480
00:24:09.039 --> 00:24:11.480
<v Speaker 2>I would. I'd have like one of those metal brushes.

481
00:24:13.279 --> 00:24:15.400
<v Speaker 3>You are ridiculous when it comes to.

482
00:24:15.839 --> 00:24:18.160
<v Speaker 5>One of those what's one of those things that you

483
00:24:18.200 --> 00:24:19.480
<v Speaker 5>scrub your six with that.

484
00:24:19.440 --> 00:24:20.599
<v Speaker 2>The the wire?

485
00:24:21.720 --> 00:24:27.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, there you go. Oh my god, dude, don't

486
00:24:28.240 --> 00:24:29.319
<v Speaker 3>I have a shot back.

487
00:24:29.480 --> 00:24:34.279
<v Speaker 5>And it doesn't be that much attention and some some

488
00:24:34.359 --> 00:24:38.319
<v Speaker 5>of that dish washing, soap washing soap.

489
00:24:38.160 --> 00:24:39.039
<v Speaker 3>Oh I get pull.

490
00:24:42.200 --> 00:24:43.880
<v Speaker 4>If it is good enough for the ducks, it's good

491
00:24:43.960 --> 00:24:45.839
<v Speaker 4>enough for your that's true.

492
00:24:46.000 --> 00:24:53.240
<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's true, all right. What's your price to spend

493
00:24:53.279 --> 00:24:59.599
<v Speaker 3>the night inside a haunted house full eight hours of sleep?

494
00:25:00.240 --> 00:25:00.960
<v Speaker 2>Uh?

495
00:25:01.000 --> 00:25:03.799
<v Speaker 3>If you can sleep, and it has to be like

496
00:25:03.839 --> 00:25:09.720
<v Speaker 3>the Wailey House or like or something super duper scary.

497
00:25:09.759 --> 00:25:15.079
<v Speaker 4>Lip five thousand, zero zero dollars, I do that for free. No,

498
00:25:15.480 --> 00:25:16.400
<v Speaker 4>I don't believe in ghosts.

499
00:25:16.440 --> 00:25:22.359
<v Speaker 2>Sounds fun either, Claire, Claire, we were separated at birth.

500
00:25:22.759 --> 00:25:25.279
<v Speaker 3>No, I thought we were. I thought we were right

501
00:25:25.319 --> 00:25:27.000
<v Speaker 3>in the same wavelength.

502
00:25:26.759 --> 00:25:29.920
<v Speaker 4>We were, and then we can I know this whole ghost,

503
00:25:30.240 --> 00:25:33.200
<v Speaker 4>this whole ghost thing was really coming between us, and

504
00:25:33.240 --> 00:25:34.559
<v Speaker 4>I would like to apologize.

505
00:25:34.680 --> 00:25:37.319
<v Speaker 3>I just fell off your the wavelength.

506
00:25:36.799 --> 00:25:39.160
<v Speaker 5>And I cock blocked two with the aliens thing, because

507
00:25:39.160 --> 00:25:41.599
<v Speaker 5>that's a bunch of hogwash.

508
00:25:42.160 --> 00:25:44.599
<v Speaker 3>At least, Claire, you believe in aliens right now?

509
00:25:45.079 --> 00:25:47.759
<v Speaker 4>Well, like, I believe that they're out there somewhere, But

510
00:25:47.799 --> 00:25:50.279
<v Speaker 4>I don't think that like like American government is hiding

511
00:25:50.319 --> 00:25:52.839
<v Speaker 4>them from us. I just think that that's not likely.

512
00:25:53.200 --> 00:25:56.880
<v Speaker 3>I cannot wait until I find my source and he

513
00:25:57.000 --> 00:25:59.960
<v Speaker 3>comes on or she comes on the show and changes

514
00:26:00.079 --> 00:26:00.480
<v Speaker 3>your mind.

515
00:26:00.519 --> 00:26:02.319
<v Speaker 4>When you provide me with proof, you can say I

516
00:26:02.319 --> 00:26:02.759
<v Speaker 4>told you so.

517
00:26:03.000 --> 00:26:05.000
<v Speaker 3>I can't even wait to. I can't even wait too,

518
00:26:05.039 --> 00:26:08.079
<v Speaker 3>and I'm going to that's my goal for twenty twenty six,

519
00:26:08.160 --> 00:26:08.799
<v Speaker 3>twenty seven.

520
00:26:09.000 --> 00:26:09.960
<v Speaker 4>What's your priceler?

521
00:26:11.240 --> 00:26:11.519
<v Speaker 3>Wait?

522
00:26:11.559 --> 00:26:13.240
<v Speaker 4>I don't even spend the night not and ow.

523
00:26:16.480 --> 00:26:17.519
<v Speaker 3>I do it for free?

524
00:26:17.759 --> 00:26:20.480
<v Speaker 4>Wait? Can you give me all that?

525
00:26:20.880 --> 00:26:23.680
<v Speaker 3>I would ask about doing it for free because I

526
00:26:23.759 --> 00:26:27.519
<v Speaker 3>believe in ghosts, and there's it scares me, but I

527
00:26:27.640 --> 00:26:32.359
<v Speaker 3>kind of I'm addicted to excitement, so I think it

528
00:26:32.359 --> 00:26:35.920
<v Speaker 3>would be exciting, and I really want to see one

529
00:26:36.039 --> 00:26:39.480
<v Speaker 3>really really bad, like I have. I think I have

530
00:26:39.680 --> 00:26:43.960
<v Speaker 3>seen two ghosts in my life, but I really really

531
00:26:44.000 --> 00:26:46.400
<v Speaker 3>want to see one. Yeah, So I would do it

532
00:26:46.440 --> 00:26:50.759
<v Speaker 3>for free for that reason, because I do believe exactly. Oh,

533
00:26:50.880 --> 00:26:55.640
<v Speaker 3>shut up, what's your price? Do not floss or brush

534
00:26:55.720 --> 00:26:57.839
<v Speaker 3>your teeth for the rest of the year.

535
00:26:58.240 --> 00:26:58.839
<v Speaker 4>The year.

536
00:26:59.519 --> 00:27:02.920
<v Speaker 3>Rest of the year. No flossing, no brushing.

537
00:27:03.240 --> 00:27:04.920
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, I just swish water.

538
00:27:04.759 --> 00:27:07.960
<v Speaker 3>Around in your mouth if you want to, you can,

539
00:27:08.400 --> 00:27:09.400
<v Speaker 3>just doesn't say you can.

540
00:27:09.559 --> 00:27:10.200
<v Speaker 2>Five million.

541
00:27:13.240 --> 00:27:14.759
<v Speaker 3>Let's see how many months do we have left in

542
00:27:14.799 --> 00:27:16.359
<v Speaker 3>the Oh we have almost six months.

543
00:27:16.119 --> 00:27:17.960
<v Speaker 2>Right, you know how I am about teeth.

544
00:27:17.960 --> 00:27:20.799
<v Speaker 3>A little less than six months. I would do it

545
00:27:20.920 --> 00:27:27.039
<v Speaker 3>for Let's see, I would do it for seventy five thousand.

546
00:27:26.759 --> 00:27:29.480
<v Speaker 4>Dollars one and one and a half million?

547
00:27:29.759 --> 00:27:34.160
<v Speaker 3>What like, well, guys like, are you out attachment on

548
00:27:34.240 --> 00:27:35.000
<v Speaker 3>my supergross?

549
00:27:35.039 --> 00:27:37.559
<v Speaker 4>Well, my concern is that it's a lot of that

550
00:27:37.680 --> 00:27:40.279
<v Speaker 4>money is going to go towards your dental cause exactly

551
00:27:40.480 --> 00:27:42.759
<v Speaker 4>that is true, and so like I'm trying to factor that.

552
00:27:42.880 --> 00:27:48.799
<v Speaker 3>In and and your mouth, your dental problems cause all

553
00:27:48.839 --> 00:27:49.240
<v Speaker 3>sorts of.

554
00:27:49.559 --> 00:27:53.319
<v Speaker 4>Right, that's like a lifelong sort of consequences situation.

555
00:27:53.440 --> 00:27:56.319
<v Speaker 3>I change my answers, like I'm going a million dollars?

556
00:27:56.400 --> 00:27:58.559
<v Speaker 4>Am I going to need dentures when I'm seventy because

557
00:27:58.559 --> 00:27:59.559
<v Speaker 4>of this speller? You know?

558
00:28:00.559 --> 00:28:00.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

559
00:28:00.759 --> 00:28:01.920
<v Speaker 4>I can, right, right?

560
00:28:02.759 --> 00:28:08.720
<v Speaker 3>All right? What's your price to legally marry a complete stranger?

561
00:28:09.599 --> 00:28:12.279
<v Speaker 3>It doesn't say for how long. I don't have any

562
00:28:12.279 --> 00:28:17.079
<v Speaker 3>other details except for that one sentence. What's your price Mary,

563
00:28:17.880 --> 00:28:21.200
<v Speaker 3>legally a stranger? Complete stranger?

564
00:28:21.440 --> 00:28:21.680
<v Speaker 4>Uh?

565
00:28:23.480 --> 00:28:26.880
<v Speaker 3>Okay, let me put you know I should put a

566
00:28:26.920 --> 00:28:28.400
<v Speaker 3>time limit on it.

567
00:28:28.440 --> 00:28:29.279
<v Speaker 2>Is there a pre nup?

568
00:28:30.559 --> 00:28:33.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm sure you could do that. Yay, Yeah, you

569
00:28:33.160 --> 00:28:36.440
<v Speaker 3>could do the whole, all the things, just legally married

570
00:28:36.480 --> 00:28:40.960
<v Speaker 3>this stranger fifty million. All I'm looking at right now

571
00:28:41.000 --> 00:28:43.880
<v Speaker 3>is the picture that you drew a penis is right

572
00:28:43.920 --> 00:28:47.519
<v Speaker 3>in my face. Fifty million.

573
00:28:47.799 --> 00:28:50.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, did you see what I had hanging over your

574
00:28:50.640 --> 00:28:51.160
<v Speaker 2>head before?

575
00:28:53.200 --> 00:28:53.880
<v Speaker 4>It's a penis?

576
00:28:54.519 --> 00:28:55.519
<v Speaker 3>Did you see that? Claire?

577
00:28:56.119 --> 00:28:59.000
<v Speaker 4>So, the thing that's actually so fucked up is that

578
00:28:59.079 --> 00:29:01.559
<v Speaker 4>I saw he was holding something up and I sat

579
00:29:01.759 --> 00:29:05.480
<v Speaker 4>up to see what it was, and he's like, I

580
00:29:05.519 --> 00:29:07.680
<v Speaker 4>expended that energy and I'll kind of like never get

581
00:29:07.680 --> 00:29:11.319
<v Speaker 4>that back, you know, and it turned out to be

582
00:29:11.319 --> 00:29:11.799
<v Speaker 4>a penis.

583
00:29:11.839 --> 00:29:13.839
<v Speaker 3>I would be very, very.

584
00:29:13.680 --> 00:29:16.799
<v Speaker 5>Angry if I also held one over her head that

585
00:29:16.839 --> 00:29:21.200
<v Speaker 5>said I love anal that's awesome, with an arrow pointing

586
00:29:21.200 --> 00:29:21.720
<v Speaker 5>to her head.

587
00:29:22.000 --> 00:29:23.119
<v Speaker 3>One.

588
00:29:23.680 --> 00:29:25.480
<v Speaker 4>I'm not gonna yuck her yums. That's fine.

589
00:29:25.680 --> 00:29:30.519
<v Speaker 3>I said one thousand, I actually meant one million, you know,

590
00:29:30.640 --> 00:29:32.799
<v Speaker 3>one thousands that I asked what I put, but I

591
00:29:33.039 --> 00:29:37.599
<v Speaker 3>matched a million? Okay, okay, okay, what your prise?

592
00:29:38.079 --> 00:29:38.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh no.

593
00:29:40.119 --> 00:29:46.000
<v Speaker 3>To fart loudly in your boss's office during a team meeting.

594
00:29:46.119 --> 00:29:48.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh I've already done that and that was for free.

595
00:29:49.640 --> 00:29:52.039
<v Speaker 3>Yes, wait on purpose.

596
00:29:52.839 --> 00:29:53.640
<v Speaker 2>I sort of.

597
00:29:53.599 --> 00:29:57.440
<v Speaker 5>Kind of fell asleep and during a team meeting, and

598
00:29:57.920 --> 00:30:02.599
<v Speaker 5>it was it was and every everybody, Yeah, sure, but

599
00:30:02.759 --> 00:30:04.000
<v Speaker 5>every knows you and they don't care.

600
00:30:04.279 --> 00:30:04.880
<v Speaker 3>Do you care?

601
00:30:05.440 --> 00:30:08.640
<v Speaker 2>No, See, you don't even care. So that's a freebie.

602
00:30:10.200 --> 00:30:12.440
<v Speaker 2>So I'm just gonna put free I'm gonna put the

603
00:30:12.440 --> 00:30:13.319
<v Speaker 2>big smiley face.

604
00:30:13.680 --> 00:30:18.640
<v Speaker 3>I do it for two thousand, three three thousand. Okay, yeah,

605
00:30:18.799 --> 00:30:21.160
<v Speaker 3>it's a fart, you know what, it's how parts happen.

606
00:30:21.279 --> 00:30:21.920
<v Speaker 4>It's happens.

607
00:30:22.039 --> 00:30:24.799
<v Speaker 3>Parts happened. Okay, we'll do a couple more and then

608
00:30:24.839 --> 00:30:30.720
<v Speaker 3>we'll like truly go to sleep. All right, what's your price?

609
00:30:32.000 --> 00:30:38.039
<v Speaker 3>Jump headfirst into a pile of warm horse manure.

610
00:30:38.200 --> 00:30:39.559
<v Speaker 2>That will never happen.

611
00:30:39.799 --> 00:30:43.880
<v Speaker 3>You have the head first, head first, and it's warm,

612
00:30:43.920 --> 00:30:47.599
<v Speaker 3>which means it's from it's been sitting in the disgusting

613
00:30:49.000 --> 00:30:50.039
<v Speaker 3>wash it off right away.

614
00:30:50.759 --> 00:30:52.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't care necessarily.

615
00:30:52.279 --> 00:30:53.160
<v Speaker 3>Going to go in your mouth.

616
00:30:53.839 --> 00:30:56.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh gross. Dive head first and it's not going to

617
00:30:56.160 --> 00:30:56.799
<v Speaker 2>go into my mouth.

618
00:30:56.880 --> 00:30:57.839
<v Speaker 3>No, just close your mouth.

619
00:30:57.920 --> 00:31:03.279
<v Speaker 5>Oh right, okay, Well when I emerge screaming, it's going

620
00:31:03.359 --> 00:31:04.079
<v Speaker 5>to go in my mouth.

621
00:31:04.160 --> 00:31:08.680
<v Speaker 3>So I headfirst into a pile of warmforcement.

622
00:31:09.920 --> 00:31:10.839
<v Speaker 4>Ten million dollars.

623
00:31:14.079 --> 00:31:19.160
<v Speaker 3>I do it for one hundred and fifty thousand.

624
00:31:20.480 --> 00:31:22.519
<v Speaker 2>I would do it for one billion dollars.

625
00:31:22.559 --> 00:31:26.240
<v Speaker 3>See, there we go. There's the ridiculousness there that is

626
00:31:26.480 --> 00:31:31.279
<v Speaker 3>Eric Rimmer. See this game, I budge me so broad

627
00:31:31.680 --> 00:31:36.200
<v Speaker 3>stuff like this. I can't eight million, billion, trillion gazillion

628
00:31:36.799 --> 00:31:37.839
<v Speaker 3>get a billion.

629
00:31:38.039 --> 00:31:40.240
<v Speaker 5>Well see, there's a method to my madness. If I

630
00:31:40.240 --> 00:31:42.400
<v Speaker 5>told somebody I'd do it for a billion dollars, they

631
00:31:42.519 --> 00:31:44.200
<v Speaker 5>never pay me for it, so then I wouldn't have

632
00:31:44.279 --> 00:31:44.480
<v Speaker 5>to do it.

633
00:31:44.920 --> 00:31:47.799
<v Speaker 3>This is realistic. I want you to get your head

634
00:31:47.960 --> 00:31:52.839
<v Speaker 3>into this space. Okay, and be honest about your answer. Okay,

635
00:31:54.079 --> 00:31:59.880
<v Speaker 3>what's your price? Live on a submarine for six months?

636
00:32:00.519 --> 00:32:03.119
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

637
00:32:03.160 --> 00:32:04.599
<v Speaker 3>Those things freak me out.

638
00:32:04.920 --> 00:32:06.839
<v Speaker 4>I would rather jump into the horse poop.

639
00:32:07.799 --> 00:32:12.960
<v Speaker 3>I would rather do all the things on the list,

640
00:32:13.279 --> 00:32:15.079
<v Speaker 3>all of them, than do this.

641
00:32:15.319 --> 00:32:19.000
<v Speaker 2>I do one hundred. So really a submarine?

642
00:32:19.079 --> 00:32:24.119
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, submarine under water for that long? Yeah, you're that

643
00:32:24.400 --> 00:32:29.519
<v Speaker 3>You've never been so trapped in your life. I would.

644
00:32:29.640 --> 00:32:30.880
<v Speaker 3>I would do it for two million.

645
00:32:31.119 --> 00:32:32.920
<v Speaker 4>I would do it for fifty million dollars.

646
00:32:33.079 --> 00:32:39.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know what? Like, they're so dark, it's so scary,

647
00:32:39.319 --> 00:32:41.160
<v Speaker 3>and think that the things should see out the little

648
00:32:41.200 --> 00:32:45.319
<v Speaker 3>portholes and you can't escape from those big giant squids

649
00:32:45.359 --> 00:32:48.240
<v Speaker 3>that you see floating by. Oh my god, I'm freaking

650
00:32:48.240 --> 00:32:54.200
<v Speaker 3>out right now. All right, Oh what's your price? Walk

651
00:32:54.279 --> 00:32:58.200
<v Speaker 3>around with a small stone in your shoe for one week.

652
00:32:58.920 --> 00:33:05.839
<v Speaker 3>You know that horrible feel constantly everywhere you walk that

653
00:33:06.000 --> 00:33:08.920
<v Speaker 3>stone is in your shoe. For one week, the most

654
00:33:08.960 --> 00:33:11.599
<v Speaker 3>annoying thing. You'd be so annoyed you'd be we'd be

655
00:33:11.640 --> 00:33:16.640
<v Speaker 3>such bitches at work. Let's see. But I would do

656
00:33:16.720 --> 00:33:17.400
<v Speaker 3>it for three.

657
00:33:17.240 --> 00:33:21.559
<v Speaker 4>Grand I think I'd do it for five Claire, I

658
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<v Speaker 4>put ten k Oh what I bet I could be

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<v Speaker 4>negotiated down. Yeah, I know if someone really offered me

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<v Speaker 4>five thousand dollars, I'd take it all right to do

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<v Speaker 4>this only a week.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, let's let's let's end on m okay, okay, no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>I'd already did that one. No no, no, no, no, no, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna I'm gonna end on a good one, a

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<v Speaker 3>really good one. Okay, Well this one, this one, I

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<v Speaker 3>just I'm saying because it's something that one of us

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<v Speaker 3>in this room does. But I want to know your

668
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<v Speaker 3>price is Okay, what's your price to clog the toilet

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<v Speaker 3>every time you poop outside of your home, every time,

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<v Speaker 3>every time you.

671
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<v Speaker 4>Poop for the rest of your mortal life?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>So any at the airport lord.

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<v Speaker 2>Does it for free?

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<v Speaker 3>I do it. Unfortunately that happens to me quite frequently,

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<v Speaker 3>so I don't think I have to. I'm gonna put

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<v Speaker 3>a price on it. Oh all right, I have a

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<v Speaker 3>good one. So Claire, what is your price?

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<v Speaker 4>Fifteen million dollars?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, that's a lot? Why everywhere? Factory?

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<v Speaker 4>Everywhere you go?

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<v Speaker 3>Well? How often are you pooping outside your home?

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<v Speaker 4>Often?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

686
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<v Speaker 3>Are you a poop pooper?

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<v Speaker 4>I will poop anywhere, Claire, Me too. I poop at

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<v Speaker 4>a restaurant, A poop anymore, stoop anywhere?

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<v Speaker 3>You are a rarity because most people will not. I know,

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<v Speaker 3>some people are weird about really weird about it.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, if it's like it's not ideal, if it's

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<v Speaker 4>like like a bunch of thre's, you know, there's stalls

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<v Speaker 4>and like there's not a lot of privacy. But if

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<v Speaker 4>I can like close the door by myself anywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, poop anywhere, me too, Cilaria, anywhere, up will be

696
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<v Speaker 3>I every morning I poop at work, which okay, in

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<v Speaker 3>the one holers or the doubles, of course the one holers.

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<v Speaker 3>Now let me ask you this, do you do this

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<v Speaker 3>little trick after you poop? Am I gonna hate you?

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<v Speaker 3>After you poop? Do you close the door as if

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<v Speaker 3>somebody's in there still, or do you lea crack it

702
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<v Speaker 3>open just a little bit or do you just leave

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<v Speaker 3>it like open? It's free. What do you do after

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<v Speaker 3>you poop at work?

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<v Speaker 4>I just leave it open.

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<v Speaker 3>See if I have the poop at her in one

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<v Speaker 3>of those one holers at work. Yeah, I will shut

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<v Speaker 3>the door behind me as if somebody's in there. So

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<v Speaker 3>it takes a well for it to you know, get

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<v Speaker 3>get normal.

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<v Speaker 4>But if the doors closed, like is it is the

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<v Speaker 4>air circulating like?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I guess not. I just don't want to do

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<v Speaker 3>body to go in there after they see me going out.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't mind if they smell it. You just mind

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<v Speaker 4>if they know it's.

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<v Speaker 3>You, right exactly And okay, okay, finally, what's your price

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00:36:30.719 --> 00:36:35.039
<v Speaker 3>to show up for work on Monday in a robe

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<v Speaker 3>and nothing else?

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00:36:37.159 --> 00:36:41.559
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, if I could five dollars? If I could?

721
00:36:41.599 --> 00:36:44.000
<v Speaker 3>Do you have to work all day dressed like that?

722
00:36:44.320 --> 00:36:48.280
<v Speaker 3>You're not wearing shoes, you're not wearing undergromars or any one.

723
00:36:48.360 --> 00:36:49.360
<v Speaker 3>You're just wearing a rope.

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<v Speaker 2>Heaven we sent home?

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00:36:54.280 --> 00:36:59.599
<v Speaker 3>What if you Claire Newsroom in the wait you probably

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<v Speaker 3>already that.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, we're casual, we're not that casual. I do think

728
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<v Speaker 4>I would be I might consider that I would lose

729
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<v Speaker 4>my job, like I wouldn't be welcome back the next day.

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<v Speaker 3>What if there was a guarantee wouldn't lose your job?

731
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<v Speaker 3>But you do have to face those people you work with.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, I mean i'd keep the robe.

733
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<v Speaker 3>But like nobody knows that this is a shtick, Like

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00:37:24.480 --> 00:37:27.000
<v Speaker 3>you just show up for work in a rope. You

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<v Speaker 3>don't say anything about it.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think there's a price. I think I'm like

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<v Speaker 4>an Eric nine billion dollar situation.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no really, Oh no, no.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you put like eight dollars?

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<v Speaker 3>Laura would do it for five, I'd do it for

741
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<v Speaker 3>I do it for a thou.

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<v Speaker 4>Thou?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care. Okay, wait one more, one more and

744
00:37:50.320 --> 00:37:54.639
<v Speaker 3>then we're gonna really actually go to bed. Okay, why

745
00:37:54.639 --> 00:37:57.719
<v Speaker 3>are we so tired this week? What? Oh pride is

746
00:37:57.719 --> 00:37:59.719
<v Speaker 3>this week? And I can't even win? Oh my god,

747
00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:04.920
<v Speaker 3>from Hillcrest Fride. Stop holding signs over my head.

748
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<v Speaker 2>Have fun, that's so mean. Have fun.

749
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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, I'm going to the parade. I can't even wait.

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<v Speaker 3>I know Star ninety four to one, which I am

751
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<v Speaker 3>on on Sunday, afternoons. It's going to be in the

752
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<v Speaker 3>parade some other iHeart stations. I love the festival, I

753
00:38:22.199 --> 00:38:26.039
<v Speaker 3>love the vibe. I love love. I love everything about Pride,

754
00:38:26.079 --> 00:38:29.239
<v Speaker 3>I love everything about Hill Gross and I'm so excited

755
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<v Speaker 3>for all of you who are gonna be here and celebrate.

756
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<v Speaker 3>And love is love and it should be celebrated, right, yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>all right? How about this final question? Okay, what is

758
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<v Speaker 3>your price to suck fresh milk directly from the utter

759
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<v Speaker 3>of a cow?

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00:38:50.880 --> 00:38:52.679
<v Speaker 4>You put my mouth on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, you have to suck from the teat of whatever,

762
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<v Speaker 3>and you have to suck to get it out. Yeah,

763
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<v Speaker 3>and it's pure and it's warm. It doesn't matter how

764
00:39:07.480 --> 00:39:09.639
<v Speaker 3>much your price. I don't put a billionaire. I'm going

765
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<v Speaker 3>to mark that. I'm gonna draw penis on your.

766
00:39:12.039 --> 00:39:15.559
<v Speaker 2>Forehead, not after until I draw one on yours.

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00:39:16.679 --> 00:39:20.400
<v Speaker 3>If you have there's a billion in there, you're I'm

768
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<v Speaker 3>not playing.

769
00:39:22.400 --> 00:39:23.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say.

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<v Speaker 3>One hundred thousand, okay, all right, all right, I'm going

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00:39:30.239 --> 00:39:31.480
<v Speaker 3>fifty thousand.

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00:39:31.719 --> 00:39:33.000
<v Speaker 4>Same as Eric a hundred thousand.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, we're all kind of in the same around

774
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<v Speaker 3>a realm. Yeah, Oh, I like it that we handed

775
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<v Speaker 3>it that way.

776
00:39:38.880 --> 00:39:40.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm not sucking on some hairy nip.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, remember you guys. On Monday, something very

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<v Speaker 3>fun is happening at the Old Globe in the quad

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<v Speaker 3>there the Old Globe campus, right outside the theaters. There

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<v Speaker 3>are many many local artists, I think twenty of them

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<v Speaker 3>u that have been chosen to be part of an

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<v Speaker 3>upcoming show at the Globe called Begin Again. And it's

783
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<v Speaker 3>a musical and it's like a pre Broadway type of

784
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<v Speaker 3>show and it is going to be off the charts.

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<v Speaker 3>But this party is free and the twenty that we're

786
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<v Speaker 3>chosen to be part of this show are going to

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<v Speaker 3>be performing their music live. So free concert at the

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<v Speaker 3>Globe with happy hour prices on beer and food starts

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<v Speaker 3>at six. Go enjoy some fun. No, it's not time

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<v Speaker 3>to get up. You're going to suffer a little bit longer.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I'm sorry. So you don't need to even call

792
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<v Speaker 3>and make reservations. You just show up, listen to free music,

793
00:40:51.199 --> 00:40:54.679
<v Speaker 3>come super fun date night starts at six. It's this

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<v Speaker 3>coming Monday, so remember, and the show Begin Again doesn't

795
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<v Speaker 3>start until September. But because you are a listener of

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00:41:02.199 --> 00:41:04.519
<v Speaker 3>Lauracane after Dark, you get to buy tickets early, but

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00:41:04.599 --> 00:41:07.159
<v Speaker 3>we'll talk about that. We'll let you a way, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>For sure, and you could call to get tickets for

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<v Speaker 2>north By Northwest and the upcoming Serrah No and much

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<v Speaker 2>about doing much ado about nothing six one nine two

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<v Speaker 2>three four five six two three, or go to the

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<v Speaker 2>Old Globe dot org.

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<v Speaker 3>We love you the Old Globe classic, iconic, the best,

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00:41:27.599 --> 00:41:29.679
<v Speaker 3>and so are you guys, and we love you and

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00:41:29.760 --> 00:41:31.960
<v Speaker 3>thanks for hanging with us and laying with us, and

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00:41:32.000 --> 00:41:36.079
<v Speaker 3>we sure appreciate you listening to us and love your podcast.

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00:41:36.239 --> 00:41:38.039
<v Speaker 2>Or are you and I slept together tonight and it

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<v Speaker 2>was amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>Welic sleve with.

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<v Speaker 4>You and everybody watched.

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<v Speaker 2>She really did.

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<v Speaker 3>We kind of sixty nine kind of but not really.

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<v Speaker 2>Just we were just a little we're just in.

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<v Speaker 3>The opposite direction.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we're just in the opposite direction. We kept it,

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<v Speaker 5>We kept.

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<v Speaker 3>It PGG we did anyway, Love.

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<v Speaker 2>Your podcast, Love your podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Love you, my sweet babies, and proud of you. Charlie

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<v Speaker 3>hit his bike ride and he made it Charlie like over.

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<v Speaker 3>He made thousands of dollars for MS.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>I love Charlie and I love you Evan. I'm proud

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<v Speaker 3>of you too. Let me my sweet babies, Bye bye,
