Speaker 1: Attention, universe be shooting. Tune in next week for another
Speaker 1: exciting episode of Earth. The Asians are really stuid at
Speaker 1: the Russians. The Zebra's try to get along with the Buffalo,
Speaker 1: and the Americans and Iraqis have.
Speaker 2: It all out wrang. It's outrageous fun and it's all
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Speaker 3: Welcome to the first episode of Going Down to South Park.
Speaker 3: He on the four figured discount network for season seven.
Speaker 3: I am Dando and I am guy. Wait a minute,
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, what this has all happened before? It
Speaker 3: has all happened before.
Speaker 2: I said, this is about ninety six times. Indeed, indeed.
Speaker 2: But yes, we're back, baby, we are back Going down
Speaker 2: to South Park. We are back for twenty twenty five,
Speaker 2: and we are made and I'm getting adjusted by Dano.
Speaker 2: We've got the cameras on hopefully you will see some
Speaker 2: of this. But Dano has been going wild over the
Speaker 2: holiday break. He has restudioed the studio. He has moved
Speaker 2: shelves around, he is readjust relocated desks, new mic stands.
Speaker 2: I'm looking, I'm looking straight at his face. It's it's wild.
Speaker 2: You never used to look at my face. You look
Speaker 2: at the floor. It's cousin Shay. And also because you're
Speaker 2: so damn Hanson be like looking at the sun, but
Speaker 2: she just starts having no booms around, isn't it. Well
Speaker 2: that's true. Yeah, I mean everything feels a lot cleaner,
Speaker 2: a lot more minimalist. You have sort of Marie condo,
Speaker 2: the joint. Now this place is just sparking joy, and
Speaker 2: we hope that we're going to spark joy for you
Speaker 2: guys as we talk about season seven of South Park. Yes,
Speaker 2: is episode one of season seven. It's called Cancel.
Speaker 3: It is called cancer. Before we get into cancer though,
Speaker 3: How was your holiday break? This is the first episode
Speaker 3: we've recorded this year, twenty twenty five. That is rare
Speaker 3: after our famous Christmas break where we recorded about two.
Speaker 2: Months with the shows Your Thought Ahead and we got
Speaker 2: to have a lovely break for a lot of January.
Speaker 2: I had a really nice time, thank you. Christmas was
Speaker 2: very sweet, spending it with some of loose family, spending
Speaker 2: it with some of my family. We had a very
Speaker 2: good New Year's Eve, friends of ours my house, sitting
Speaker 2: at a barely nice lowcation that a hot tub. So
Speaker 2: I saw in the New Year, I saw out twenty
Speaker 2: twenty four and saw in twenty twenty five in a
Speaker 2: hot tub. I was literally in a hot tub time machine.
Speaker 3: Did John Jamis White have a top off? That's your
Speaker 3: only takeaway from hug I must have meant fair cool. No,
Speaker 3: that did not happen. But I had something even better.
Speaker 3: I had the lovely Louise next to me.
Speaker 2: That's between us. I love you. Whenever you talk about Louise,
Speaker 2: you go into cousin Kyle's what between speaking of cousin Carl. Yes,
Speaker 2: a very stereotypical representations of certain races in Useans. Did
Speaker 2: the Jews? It's hard to say even stereotypical. It's just
Speaker 2: this is just flat out no. But I had a
Speaker 2: very nice Christmas New Year, And entering into twenty twenty five, break,
Speaker 2: how about yourself?
Speaker 3: I pulled off the greatest Christmas marry call of twenty
Speaker 3: twenty four. Tell me, I realized I was going through
Speaker 3: the garage at Christmas time we get all the Christmas
Speaker 3: decorations about and whatnot, and I realized I remembered that
Speaker 3: two years ago I purchased a legit Santa costume from
Speaker 3: a costume short a costume stought was closing down a
Speaker 3: couple of years ago during COVID, They're like, we can't
Speaker 3: survive because no one's having parties.
Speaker 2: We need to sell all our shit and survive. Everything
Speaker 2: must go. Yes, So I bought a Santa Claus outfit,
Speaker 2: and I thought, I have never worn this.
Speaker 3: So what I did was on Christmas night, kids are
Speaker 3: going to bed presents under the tree. I set up
Speaker 3: my phone dressed up as Santa. I took a photo
Speaker 3: of myself drinking Elliot's milk in the living room and
Speaker 3: then said, kids, kids, kids, I set up my camera
Speaker 3: to trick him. And they now have a photo of
Speaker 3: Santa Claus which is just AKA me, and they think
Speaker 3: it's the greatest thing of all time.
Speaker 2: They believe because you lad yeah, but yeah, a lie
Speaker 2: that everybody agrees upon. Well, that's what society is based upon.
Speaker 2: So good. No, that's a really sweet gesture. That is
Speaker 2: very very nice. I mean, I don't have young kids
Speaker 2: that I know of. I don't have any kids that
Speaker 2: I know of, but young children giving them photographic evidence
Speaker 2: that Santa was in their house dropping off gifts, enjoying
Speaker 2: a nice glass of milk. I don't know. That's the
Speaker 2: gift that keeps on giving. Me maybe you're a good dad.
Speaker 2: You're a good dad. But canceled.
Speaker 3: I was watching this episode and I'm thinking, oh, we
Speaker 3: meant to watch it. Oh no, we can just skim
Speaker 3: through notes if you want. But with canceled, I was
Speaker 3: watching this going, okay, so there's going to be some
Speaker 3: sort of go usually watch it first and then do
Speaker 3: research after. I don't know about the story going into it.
Speaker 3: I thought, Okay, there's going to be some sort of
Speaker 3: story somewhere where they wanted to cancel South Park potentially,
Speaker 3: and then they didn't because they make a point during
Speaker 3: the episode where they go, no, show's being canceled, and
Speaker 3: then uncanceled before that other pocision was made. They almost
Speaker 3: look at the cameras did to say uh huh. But
Speaker 3: that never happened. I couldn't find any news or research
Speaker 3: on the fact that it was canceled. This was just
Speaker 3: meant to be taking the mickey out of reality shows.
Speaker 2: I guess. So. Yeah, I mean there's all there were.
Speaker 2: For a long time, there was that thing about uh.
Speaker 2: I think it's especially in the US, or primarily or
Speaker 2: maybe only in the US, that in television, if you
Speaker 2: made it to one hundred episodes, that's when you were
Speaker 2: eligible to be syndicated. Ah, and that's when you started
Speaker 2: getting that sweet sweet syndication. That's what it is. Then.
Speaker 3: Okay, because this is a repeat, because this was the
Speaker 3: fourth in production for the season. So when they were
Speaker 3: making this, this was meant to be the one hundredth episode.
Speaker 3: It's actually the ninety seventh.
Speaker 2: Correct, And of course they mentioned, yeah, oh, you know,
Speaker 2: you've read one hundred episodes and you really just start
Speaker 2: repeating yourself or you start doing all manner of stupid shit.
Speaker 2: And they're repeating the story the pilot episode and also
Speaker 2: doing a whole bunch of stupid shit.
Speaker 3: And they do something here that I've always say always,
Speaker 3: I've said for a while now, I've liked the Simpsons
Speaker 3: to just do once, and they've done it for a
Speaker 3: couple of scenes here and there, but just reanimate an
Speaker 3: original episode in today's form, just to see what it
Speaker 3: looks like for you now, just to see what it
Speaker 3: has that charm.
Speaker 2: I don't think it would.
Speaker 3: I just like to see what a classic moment from
Speaker 3: season two would look like in today's HD format.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't necessarily want to make it canon or
Speaker 2: anything like that, but yeah, you're right. I mean, if
Speaker 2: you're a longtime dev of the show, yeah, it's a
Speaker 2: good thought experiment.
Speaker 3: I guess you're right because when this started they're making
Speaker 3: the jokes about kicking the baby and the excessive swearing
Speaker 3: that felt unnecessary. Was just hey, we're cool because we're
Speaker 3: using curse words and going, oh, I've gone back to
Speaker 3: this again. I'ment Oh, I know. Oh no, they're getting meta, yes, oh,
Speaker 3: and they're showing us that they have evolved, they're matured
Speaker 3: with their comedy.
Speaker 2: But which point, we say, but have they I think
Speaker 2: they have this.
Speaker 3: Trey says in the commentary for this episode, they need
Speaker 3: got four five minute commentaries. They don't stick around for
Speaker 3: the whole episode, that they pretty much just go said
Speaker 3: everything we need to say, let's move on to the
Speaker 3: next one. And Trey was saying he thinks season seven,
Speaker 3: at the time of recording that commentary at least was
Speaker 3: their best season in the sense that season six was
Speaker 3: was very good, but season seven was where they really
Speaker 3: truly hit their peak. I'm excited for it because I
Speaker 3: thought season six was their peak, but maybe it was
Speaker 3: their peak at that point.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what's the that Simpson's mean, it's like so far, yeah,
Speaker 2: particularly like the era of global This is the hardest
Speaker 2: summer that I've ever had, the hardest sum much sofa. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I thought that that would have been the moment that
Speaker 3: gets remembered from the Simpsons movie. That's true, but it
Speaker 3: gets his dick out. Never forgets that because I'm watching
Speaker 3: it and I'm like, oh shh, yeah, Penis, yeah, buds, buds,
Speaker 3: Willie's just there. I think that was meant to be
Speaker 3: the shocking moment. No, that so far is the one
Speaker 3: to everyone.
Speaker 2: Really, it's the one that lingers. Absolutely What was I
Speaker 2: going to say? Oh? Yeah, Well, it feels like every
Speaker 2: correct me if I'm wrong, not just you, but anyway listening,
Speaker 2: Because there are fifteen episodes in this season, there are
Speaker 2: correctly yeah, but there's been the usual, say twenty two
Speaker 2: or maybe more up until now. So I've never been
Speaker 2: twenty two? Have they never? Noe? Simpsons?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this one last season had seventeen. The one before
Speaker 3: had sixteen.
Speaker 2: I believe. Wow, Yeah, okay, first season has thirteen. Simons.
Speaker 2: When I say correct me if I'm wrong, I didn't
Speaker 2: actually mean correct me if I'm wrong. Tin usually correct
Speaker 2: you for being wrong. Well, It's good that I'm not
Speaker 2: wrong all that often, but I was in this case,
Speaker 2: and I stand corrected. Yeah, and also ashamed and also naked.
Speaker 3: I was impressed. Yesterday, we're recording the movie guide with
Speaker 3: Malton and Davis, and I corrected Davis by my knowledge.
Speaker 3: I had to do just to confirm that I was correct.
Speaker 3: But he said Hulk was released in two thousand and two,
Speaker 3: and I was like, three, buddy, yea three. I had
Speaker 3: Hulk gloves in two thousand and three. I got them
Speaker 3: for my I did't get for my fifteenth birthday. But
Speaker 3: you know, kids are walking on with Hulk gloves at
Speaker 3: that time.
Speaker 2: I remember. I certainly appreciate, you know, being corrected. I
Speaker 2: do not appreciate you giving me bad voice. Who came?
Speaker 2: Didn't you kidding? Care?
Speaker 3: But this was this was a fun episode. I just
Speaker 3: was that my phone was that my phone? Did my
Speaker 3: phone just go off? That I'm not muted? I thought
Speaker 3: I muted it, Brandon Dand there we go.
Speaker 2: How many times have I entered the Nando studio just
Speaker 2: get the death your phone off? Stone muted? I didn't mean,
Speaker 2: I don't mean it that way. I'm just just confirmed.
Speaker 2: I'm just so used to having. I know you. Nicola
Speaker 2: gets in and she's like on Instagram. I go, you
Speaker 2: better be muting.
Speaker 3: That shit, keeping that relationship spizing. Last night we were
Speaker 3: watching she said, put on something.
Speaker 2: What do we watch? Someone from the Bear? Right? Oh?
Speaker 3: Good for you. Within the first two minutes, Nicola had
Speaker 3: Instagram out on the phone. I was like, put your.
Speaker 2: Phone down, respect the Bear, which is, by the way,
Speaker 2: what I used to say on my Tinder profile. Yes.
Speaker 3: Now, actually, before we get into the insanity of today's everisod,
Speaker 3: mister Davis, we need to actually just pause for a
Speaker 3: second and pay tribute to a little hero named Billy Slater,
Speaker 3: a friend of the Dando's and therefore a friend of
Speaker 3: the podcast. Billy was tragically taken from us over the
Speaker 3: Christmas period at just the age of eight after a
Speaker 3: battle with OTC, which is a reguenetic condition that causes
Speaker 3: ammonia to build up in the blood. His parents, joean Max,
Speaker 3: two of the most incredib parents you'll ever meet. They
Speaker 3: are really close friends. Joe is Nicholas's best friend, and
Speaker 3: I just can't imagine what what they're going through right now.
Speaker 3: And Billy's brother, and this is the Pipper and Kit
Speaker 3: breaks my heart and I hate that this has happened
Speaker 3: to such a wonderful family. I had the pleasure to
Speaker 3: spend time with them last and we're over there in
Speaker 3: the UK, and they were such.
Speaker 2: A beautiful family.
Speaker 3: And the reason I've bring this up on going down
Speaker 3: to South Park is because Billy's favorite song was Mister
Speaker 3: Hanky the Christmas Pooh A live at the edge of
Speaker 3: a mistaken the Christmas Pooh was his favorite song, so
Speaker 3: clearly Billy had good taste. I just wanted to We've
Speaker 3: got a note here. A fundraise has been set up
Speaker 3: in the memory of Billy to help raise money for
Speaker 3: metabolic support perstally for that description of this podcast obviously,
Speaker 3: but for now, I just want us to take ten
Speaker 3: second pause, moment of silence for Billy. I don't normally
Speaker 3: allow long pauses on this show, being a podcast, but
Speaker 3: I just want us to take ten seconds to just
Speaker 3: pause for a moment and just think about a loved one,
Speaker 3: whether they're still with us or whether they're not. Think
Speaker 3: about someone that you love, Think about some loved ones,
Speaker 3: and we'll be back in.
Speaker 2: Just a moment.
Speaker 3: What were your favorite moments from the episode.
Speaker 2: I loved Chef pointing out that a proctologist or defining
Speaker 2: a proctologist as use a doctoral special as in your
Speaker 2: asshole and the show Yeah, brings up a very interesting point.
Speaker 2: It's like, Wow, at some point during medical school you
Speaker 2: decide that's my specialty, That's where I'm going to be
Speaker 2: focusing all my attention to. Yeah, but I'm wondering if
Speaker 2: it's like, yeah, I have a deep burning need in
Speaker 2: myself to cure any ailment involved in the butthole and
Speaker 2: what's inside the buttle. I hope you know what. You
Speaker 2: can't see it, but I was doing a.
Speaker 3: Nice little gesture. Why can't you see it? I was
Speaker 3: not in front of your face, and so we can
Speaker 3: all see it. The four finger discount, Okay, most people
Speaker 3: have just got this one finger of Guy's like, we hope
Speaker 3: the piece of graphic.
Speaker 2: We hope. We hope the folks at the Urban Dictionary
Speaker 2: will now refer to that act as the four finger discount.
Speaker 2: We're going to make that happen in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: It was the Wicked was about that I'm in and oh, well,
Speaker 2: you count. You can't just goes. You've got to sort
Speaker 2: of ease the way you look, you go for the gusto. Right,
Speaker 2: We'll go to the gashtro just as the incoming Present
Speaker 2: of the United States says Project twenty twenty five. That's
Speaker 2: our project twenty twenty five. We're going to make four
Speaker 2: finger discount a slang term for just getting a hand
Speaker 2: all of an ass. But yeah, yeah, at some point
Speaker 2: doctors just were like, Okay, yeah, that's my area. But
Speaker 2: I just I like the way Isaac said this one.
Speaker 2: I loved in that scene.
Speaker 3: One of my favorite moments was Cartman just reading the
Speaker 3: book as casually waiting, just bousing through. Just a design
Speaker 3: of it just just hilarious.
Speaker 2: Remind me of the alien races names that are sort
Speaker 2: of that run the product Arabians.
Speaker 3: I got lost. They were just whacky names. But those two, yes,
Speaker 3: those two execs who well they were juicians, did I say,
Speaker 3: Juan Yeah?
Speaker 2: Juans? Yeah, such an egregious stereotype. Now, one could say,
Speaker 2: because I mean I'm looking at going do these guys
Speaker 2: look like Harvey Weinstein? Do they look like the ones?
Speaker 3: I thought as well? One of them, one of the
Speaker 3: right behind the desk, looked like just like Harvey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, yeah, so okay, Well in this case will
Speaker 2: allowed and was that the whole keep that photo you're
Speaker 2: going to need it?
Speaker 3: Was that then at their take of could be like
Speaker 3: he's done some rageous ship, like we knew, they knew
Speaker 3: about it in two thousand and three or whatever.
Speaker 2: This year was oh, look, so many people knew. I mean,
Speaker 2: we've alluded to this in the past. I mean one
Speaker 2: of the great moments red carpet history was I think
Speaker 2: it was in the late nineties Courtney Love was on
Speaker 2: a red cap. Yeah, and you didn't give it. Some
Speaker 2: red carpet interviews like what advice do you have for
Speaker 2: young women in Hollywood? And she was like, stay away
Speaker 2: from Harvey Weinstein. Respect yes, indeed, yeah, I don't care
Speaker 2: if you kill girker bat. But I just I like
Speaker 2: those just being so obnoxious and outrageous. But you know,
Speaker 2: when they're talking about putting all the various races on,
Speaker 2: I think they're talking about two particular. They hate it,
Speaker 2: Chad well, as everyone knows. I'm just a fan of
Speaker 2: doing that kind of voice.
Speaker 3: I thought there was also just another dig at Independence
Speaker 3: Day because we get the independence stated here, because that's
Speaker 3: his dad, isn't it isn't his dad?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Judd Hirsh in Independence Day. Yeah, doesn't he? He talks
Speaker 3: like that the whole film, doesn't he.
Speaker 2: Well, there's a lot of that because Yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: you got jud Hirst. Judd Hurst is doing very much this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know what. The other one is Harvey
Speaker 3: far I got to call my lord, call my mother.
Speaker 3: I forget my lawyer.
Speaker 2: God bless him. Keep Harvey fire scene love that man's voice.
Speaker 3: And the Simpson is still one of the most underrated
Speaker 3: guest performances of all time.
Speaker 2: Oh, I was thinking about this over the break shopping. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's one of my favorite bits in The Simpsons because
Speaker 2: you know how we always talking about how there were
Speaker 2: just little bits that stay with you and you don't
Speaker 2: know and you don't quite know why. Yeah. But is
Speaker 2: Carl the one who takes him to the tailor? Yeah,
Speaker 2: conceal it. Yeah, that's the thing that's like you homes
Speaker 2: has got everything wrong with it. Yeah, he wouldn't look
Speaker 2: wouldn't look good at anything. And you gets his new hair. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you con seal it. What a fucking lord. Yeah. At
Speaker 2: the end, when Carl leaves his pissing rain, it gives
Speaker 2: home to the umbrella love Karl yeah, but yeah, love
Speaker 2: Harvey fire scene, but also love John hirshing that because
Speaker 2: he's yeah, he's not doing that, she's yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 2: Judd Hursh is very much. Look when there, I may
Speaker 2: d you're doing really well? What now he's stolen cable?
Speaker 3: And is the dad in Numbers as well? You've watched Numbers?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's great.
Speaker 2: Numbers is fantastic. Yeah, no, really really fantastic actor.
Speaker 3: But on that note, though I love the Independence Day
Speaker 3: Jeff Goblum here can I.
Speaker 2: Would have liked it because I mean Jeff Goldblum as
Speaker 2: well as someone who lends themselves to impressions. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: thought he was should have done this. I thought they
Speaker 2: really should have done it. I thought he would have
Speaker 2: done this too, except you know, and listeners of the show,
Speaker 2: and unfortunately people in my life, no guy loves to
Speaker 2: do impressions or try to do impressions. And it's like
Speaker 2: there's a difference between do and try it well or
Speaker 2: there is no try and in this case you should
Speaker 2: not try it. How many times I heard that from
Speaker 2: The Lovely Luise, But I was saying, oh, how can
Speaker 2: I do with Jeff goldbluin impersonation? It's like, you can't.
Speaker 2: You can't. I'm sure people can, but I'm not one
Speaker 2: of them. Yeah, I'm sure you can, but it's not
Speaker 2: something that rolls up the tongue easily. Is something like
Speaker 2: a crystal walking, which I do all the time.
Speaker 3: It's because it's not just the voice, it's the mannerism.
Speaker 3: It's really have to become him.
Speaker 2: Yeah you really do. You got to get under that skin. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It took me a while to realize. At first, I
Speaker 3: thought it was gonna be Jeff goldbro and the mad
Speaker 3: scientist in Drassic Park, and I went, oh.
Speaker 2: No, it's the slightly less mad scientist from an Independence
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: I grew up with Independence Day, so I love the film.
Speaker 3: I know it's ridiculous. I know it's silly. I know
Speaker 3: the fact they put a computer virus in this ship is,
Speaker 3: as Chef points out, is ridiculous, and I'm like, checks out.
Speaker 2: I did a little bit of red conning on that,
Speaker 2: because I don't know if they sort of talk about
Speaker 2: this in Independence Day. But you know, alien spaceship lands,
Speaker 2: they've got at Area fifty one and all their business
Speaker 2: and will welcome them to Earth. Yeah, don't they say?
Speaker 2: At some stage, Oh, we based a lot of our
Speaker 2: stuff off this, like we reverse engineered, or am I
Speaker 2: thinking maybe I'm thinking Men in Black the other Will
Speaker 2: Smith's sience fiction, because don't they talk about how.
Speaker 3: Aliens don't really converse with the people in Independence State,
Speaker 3: It's just they take over that scientist's body.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's one in Men Release Well down to just
Speaker 2: pull the face. It was kind of scary, fucked up man.
Speaker 2: They do it in Men in Black where they talk about, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, we've been in We've been dealing with aliens
Speaker 2: for a while, and now we've got patterns on a
Speaker 2: couple of things.
Speaker 3: Many Jones he talked about. Yeah's talking about their technology,
Speaker 3: don't Yeah.
Speaker 2: We got this and heyes, and they gave us a
Speaker 2: patterns like television and all that kind of stuffs to
Speaker 2: the Jones and Men in Black, that's right, yeah, Agent K? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Or was he j? No? He's kay? Will Smith?
Speaker 3: Was j What was he before then? Ab cd JK?
Speaker 3: Wouldn't he be come first?
Speaker 2: It's a good question. But Will Smith's name in Men
Speaker 2: in Black before he becomes Agent J. Is James? Something
Speaker 2: that would explain it. I always thought in Independence Day
Speaker 2: that human beings or the American government or whatever, because
Speaker 2: they're two different things. Human beings in the.
Speaker 3: American government scathing political comments on a South Park podcast
Speaker 3: what they don't do? Political sati who saw that coming?
Speaker 3: The the government took this alien spacecraft and they're like,
Speaker 3: we don't understand all of this, but we've sort of
Speaker 3: been able to. We can understand maybe one percent of
Speaker 3: this technology. But we turned that into Apple or we
Speaker 3: turned it into whatever, you know, And all the scientific
Speaker 3: and technological breakthroughs of the second half of the twentieth
Speaker 3: century are based on this. So okay, we can call
Speaker 3: the reverse engineer, and some of our stuff is based
Speaker 3: on this alien stuff, So okay, we can put an alien,
Speaker 3: we can put a virus into the into the big
Speaker 3: alien ship. You've spent a lot of time on this
Speaker 3: and it still doesn't make any sense. I've always just gone,
Speaker 3: how did the aliens not know that Will Smith and
Speaker 3: Jeff Golden were in the ship? In their ship when
Speaker 3: they have telliginity powers? Oh, you forgot about the telecon powers.
Speaker 3: That's like a window would not.
Speaker 2: The down. I was about to say, they got tinted windows.
Speaker 2: What was the company? What was the Australian company that
Speaker 2: did tints, tinted windows, and they had like the cap
Speaker 2: we had tint car, tinder car, tinder car, that's what
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of.
Speaker 3: That had a vaguely no that was pick apart, pick
Speaker 3: apart a tinder car. But there was a tinta car,
Speaker 3: wasn't it. It's tint of something, but it was pick apart,
Speaker 3: tint No roof, seal roof roof.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is fascinating. One last favorite, and this was
Speaker 2: more sort of big picture stuff they did, like when
Speaker 2: they were doing a little promo real for Earth the
Speaker 2: reality show, and they just showed all these various bits
Speaker 2: and pieces of Earth, all these various countries and various cultures.
Speaker 2: I just took a step back for a second. Its
Speaker 2: like pretty wild that we're all on this planet and
Speaker 2: there's all this different ship.
Speaker 3: That's the thing about this story, it actually checks out.
Speaker 3: The reason that you're all the same is because we've
Speaker 3: just made a reality show.
Speaker 2: I'm like, good work. I'd watch it so untiring, this
Speaker 2: is actually what Earth was, I'd go, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: buy it. There's a there's a lot of great stuff,
Speaker 2: a lot of really interesting stuff, and occasionally people you
Speaker 2: know throw down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why do we have so many different beings on
Speaker 3: its one planet? Doesn't make sense, But at the same
Speaker 3: time it makes a whole lot. Everything all connects and
Speaker 3: something has to survive.
Speaker 2: Something has to Yeah, now Sequinia man, circle of Life. Yeah, Ah,
Speaker 2: should have seen that, Kevin. That's okay. Remember there are
Speaker 2: no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Speaker 3: All right, trivia time. My first question for you would be,
Speaker 3: at one point in time, the aliens are doing the
Speaker 3: Duke of Hazard's car chase with Chef and the boys
Speaker 3: and one of the and the car is hiding behind
Speaker 3: the billboard. What if unseid billboard?
Speaker 2: Well I didn't. I didn't say that it.
Speaker 3: Was eat a big pigs barbecue, which I thought might
Speaker 3: have been a Porky's reference.
Speaker 2: But Nagdi is called Porky in the motion picture Porkies. Yeah. Yes,
Speaker 2: the establishment of said said establishment speaking of the Dukes
Speaker 2: and has its stuff. When the boys are transported into space,
Speaker 2: the narrator says they're in more trouble than who I
Speaker 2: did write my notes. I won't check what was it?
Speaker 2: If you come to check, your going to a finding?
Speaker 2: Just tell me, I just tell me. A June bugg
Speaker 2: And molasses, and that's big trouble.
Speaker 3: Yes, no, he was was very thick. But the boys
Speaker 3: are that's thick lassick glasses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. Yes, but the boys are more trouble
Speaker 2: than the ju Buggan molasses. Yes, that's the glasses.
Speaker 3: My next question for you is how many times has
Speaker 3: Cartman been in space? He thinks it's about his fifth
Speaker 3: fifth time?
Speaker 2: Correct speaking numbers, how many times did Cartmen fart when
Speaker 2: when Kyle was inspecting his ass whole? I'm going to
Speaker 2: say seven times. You'd be right to do, so, what
Speaker 2: a guess.
Speaker 3: My final question for you is what is the name
Speaker 3: of the TV network? I want to say, like fogel,
Speaker 3: It's fog Noll, that's f o g n Now it's
Speaker 3: spelt weird. Yeah it's a weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I got more questions for you, but I'm just
Speaker 2: going to pick one. What a companies Salisbury steak at
Speaker 2: the school cafeteria. I hadn't rewatched the pilot as well,
Speaker 2: I might have got this. Know what was it? Well,
Speaker 2: you're hot buttered noodles and either green bean salad or
Speaker 2: a vegetable medley hot buttered noodles. I never heard hot
Speaker 2: buttered noodles. You have some people who either the children
Speaker 2: and don't have a very sophisticated palette, or adults who
Speaker 2: are just children.
Speaker 3: I was raised on sausages and veggies, but very I'm playing.
Speaker 2: There's anohing wrong with that. Di's gover wrong with sausages
Speaker 2: and there we can afford. Yeah, but your childhood was
Speaker 2: writch in love. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, I remember my uncle Patrons saying, he said, I
Speaker 3: feel like he's my uncle Darren at my NaN's funeral,
Speaker 3: because you know, they never had any money, but you
Speaker 3: said at NaN's funeral they never felt they had any money,
Speaker 3: but they never felt that they went without. And like
Speaker 3: that's what pretty sure. What you're saying is like, you
Speaker 3: don't need money to be happy. It helps, it does,
Speaker 3: I'm not it does help buy you those actually few
Speaker 3: playstas games that you've always wanted. Then you have a
Speaker 3: dad who just takes the PlayStation to work and gets
Speaker 3: a chipped and just buys you a hundred Bird games.
Speaker 3: I'm like, both works. Absolutely, you want for legitimate games
Speaker 3: or one hundred bird ones.
Speaker 2: I think I'm going for the volume. I think I'm
Speaker 2: taking the volume deal.
Speaker 3: Here now twenty years later retail value the four originals please,
Speaker 3: But at the time I was the kid that like,
Speaker 3: if you want a PlayStation game, baby, I got it.
Speaker 2: Picture starting into the school. Yeah, who's the Who's the
Speaker 2: guy who tries to pitch him on the mono rail?
Speaker 2: What's his name? Oh La Langley, that's you. I got
Speaker 2: shame on. You want Tiger Woods? I got it baby?
Speaker 2: All right? But is that all your tribut questions for me? Yeah?
Speaker 2: That's it.
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Speaker 3: a review of cancel, Let's do it. Indeed, March nineteenth,
Speaker 3: two thousand and three, was when this pisode originally air.
Speaker 3: The production cost seven zero four because it was the
Speaker 3: fourth episode produced, not the first to air. No, it
Speaker 3: was the first to air force producer.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Fun fact is it fun? Not for the people
Speaker 2: of Iraq. There's a line at the end of the
Speaker 2: episode where they're touting the return of Earth the reality
Speaker 2: show and when they say something about American and Iragan
Speaker 2: into an all ad brawl or something. Yeah, yeah, America
Speaker 2: did in fact invade Iraq the night this episode. Really Yeah,
Speaker 2: March nineteenth, according to according to Wikipedia, which, as I
Speaker 2: always say and we all know, is never wrong.
Speaker 3: I where do you find these facts on the Wikipedia page?
Speaker 3: Because I'm a Wikipedia It didn't say under the section
Speaker 3: that says fact.
Speaker 2: No, But I'm on the Wikipedia page right now. There's
Speaker 2: no fact section. It doesn't say it, but no, it
Speaker 2: does say on the Wikipedia page. That's where I got
Speaker 2: that thing. Where on a sick well, the computer's looking
Speaker 2: at you. I'm looking at the computer computers looking at you.
Speaker 2: Was it this?
Speaker 3: Was it the the south Park wiki or was it
Speaker 3: the no no wiki?
Speaker 2: Wikipedia?
Speaker 3: As opposed to say, I'm on the Wikipedia page, there's
Speaker 3: no reference to it at all. I'll even go as
Speaker 3: fast as they control f Iraq. Oh, it's part of
Speaker 3: the episode plot. What a weird place. It wasn't under facts.
Speaker 3: It was in the plot. It was just in brackets.
Speaker 2: I was being pocetious when I said facts. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: right at the very bottom. The Invasion of Iraq was
Speaker 2: launched on March nineteen, two thousand and three, the night
Speaker 2: of the episode's originallyring. Wow. I wonder if some as
Speaker 2: I said, quote unquote fun fact. Yeah, I guess so, yes.
Speaker 3: Interesting fact interesting fact not fun interesting Not everything interesting
Speaker 3: is fun, but everything fun is interesting. So written and
Speaker 3: directed by A Trade Parker, is it? We'll just run
Speaker 3: with it. The episode kicks off with the boys at
Speaker 3: the bus stop, very much like the pilot episode, didn't it.
Speaker 3: It's like that, just using checking that wrong file here,
Speaker 3: not using curse it. It was weird because I'm going
Speaker 3: I felt like I've seen this before, but it looks new,
Speaker 3: so it can't be. It was the weird most like
Speaker 3: what's happening here?
Speaker 2: Aja all over again? But then it got a little
Speaker 2: more or nate and the animation was a little difference, like.
Speaker 3: Hmm, yeah, but Ike arrives and it's just using excessive
Speaker 3: curse words like suck my balls and blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Of course, my god yea. Brothers trying to.
Speaker 5: Follow me to school again, sent my balls. No, you
Speaker 5: can't come to school with me. Yeah, go honey, little
Speaker 5: jo doo, good for the last time. Don't call my
Speaker 5: brother at gildo, all right, go honey, little seamen puking
Speaker 5: airs toole.
Speaker 2: Dickhead.
Speaker 3: Dickhead to me is one of the greatest payouts of
Speaker 3: all time. I never want to be called a dickhead.
Speaker 3: If you're a dickhead, that's just more offensive than mean
Speaker 3: called anything else.
Speaker 2: I enjoy it because it's a very versatile one. Don't
Speaker 2: be a dickhead. Well, that's it. It works at all
Speaker 2: ends of the die. It's the tone. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean dickhead. Yeah, I mean that's that doesn't feel necessarily
Speaker 2: out my heart. When you say you're dickhead, the umpire
Speaker 2: for you. Open your eyes, your dickhead. It's Elliott. Elliott
Speaker 2: w a dickhead. But at the same time I was like,
Speaker 2: fucking dick but say dickhead.
Speaker 3: In England though, it's balland I have heard that Nichola
Speaker 3: my first medo. One of the things she goes, I
Speaker 3: don't be a balland I'm like, what on earth are
Speaker 3: you talking about? I don't know what that means, but
Speaker 3: it doesn't sound good. No, yeah, she goes, oh, no
Speaker 3: you did. I was like, you mean the head if
Speaker 3: I dick the dickhead? She goes, yeah, ballot sounds better.
Speaker 2: I'm like, does it though?
Speaker 3: Nah? Open your eyes and by your balland nah, it
Speaker 3: doesn't work well.
Speaker 2: I imagine if you were, say, watching, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I'm going to pull two names out out of the hat.
Speaker 2: Arsenal versus Manchester. You know you blend or if you're
Speaker 2: a dickhead sounds better. It sounds better the way we do.
Speaker 3: It's the way every Also the accent too, because us
Speaker 3: saying balliant doesn't that the English accent. Ballot probably sounds better.
Speaker 2: Band.
Speaker 3: But if we you know, English saying dickhead, it doesn't
Speaker 3: sound anywhere as good as yeah, dickhead.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 3: But because we we roll all our words into one sound,
Speaker 3: so we don't say, hey, how is it going?
Speaker 2: As gar, how's go? And to us that just sounds
Speaker 2: that sounds hey, how are you? How are you not
Speaker 2: picking up on this? How do you not understand? How's
Speaker 2: a gone? How's it going? How's yeah? But in England
Speaker 2: they don't say how's it going? What they say how
Speaker 2: do you do? No, they say how do you do?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 3: They say, Hi, You're right? They say Hi, are you
Speaker 3: all right?
Speaker 2: So? Hi, alright, yeah I'm right, you're right. Yeah, I'm right. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm right. Yeah, you're right, yeah right. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'll never forget the first time Nikola introduced me to
Speaker 3: a friends and then we got to the house and
Speaker 3: have like there was like a party and we walked
Speaker 3: in like.
Speaker 5: Hi, right, yeah, right, you're right. Yeah, I'm right, I'm right.
Speaker 3: What Yeah, And the guy was like, you're right, mate.
Speaker 3: I was like, I wasn't til you asked me. I think,
Speaker 3: so you have to go. Nic goes No, he's just asking.
Speaker 3: That's how we say Hi, how are you going? Oh
Speaker 3: all right?
Speaker 2: I do like that? All right mate? Yeah, I'll remember that.
Speaker 2: Hire you are right, you're right, Yeah, I'm okay, Oh right,
Speaker 2: you're right, you're right, you're right. There's all these rites.
Speaker 2: I was like, what's happening to here? But for the
Speaker 2: first time in twenty twenty five, let me just say
Speaker 2: we now return you to South Park already in progress,
Speaker 2: exactly right. So Cartman is he's very tired.
Speaker 3: He's been having these bogus nightmares and the nightmares are
Speaker 3: as some from the pilot that he's been getting the probe.
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, doesn't it's already happened. They realized it's
Speaker 3: already happen before, and they said, now, this is where
Speaker 3: Chef usually arrives. And Chef arrived and he says all
Speaker 3: the same shit. They know exactly what he's going to say,
Speaker 3: and they realized, wait a minute, we're in a repeat, Chef,
Speaker 3: We're in a repeat.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I thought they did.
Speaker 3: This really well in the sense that it felt like
Speaker 3: you were rewatching the pilot, but it was twisted enough.
Speaker 3: I mean, by the end of it it didn't. But
Speaker 3: this the start felt very much like we're retreating the
Speaker 3: same stuff here, but it felt unique and different.
Speaker 2: That's true. We've been doing our shows for a while
Speaker 2: and I've probably asked you this question, or you've probably
Speaker 2: sort of talked about this before. But I mean, you're
Speaker 2: younger than and you grub with a different sort of
Speaker 2: pop culture millieu than I did, especially when it comes
Speaker 2: to TV. But did you did you get many repeatd
Speaker 2: episodes of shows? I mean all the time, all the time.
Speaker 3: That's how the Simpsons became the Simpsons by us sitting
Speaker 3: in front of the TV six o'clock every night, Channel ten,
Speaker 3: watching the Simpsons, of course, and not an We're going
Speaker 3: to a mate who runs a Simpsons Facebook page Australian
Speaker 3: twenty nineties nostalgia or something like that, and he's going
Speaker 3: to explain to me also, our dear friend and just
Speaker 3: want to mix one. He's going to explain to me
Speaker 3: as well, you can hook your plex up to create
Speaker 3: these old school channels, right, yeah, I think you've talked
Speaker 3: about that. So as I was saying, like, I love
Speaker 3: the idea of lock. When we're growing up, you didn't
Speaker 3: know what was coming up. That was the thrill, and
Speaker 3: you just you just it was what you didn't like.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, just leave it on now. We just
Speaker 3: we can choose and we can never settle on something
Speaker 3: because we have too much choice. That's true, that's true,
Speaker 3: but things all the time.
Speaker 2: I love. How was sort of at this weird equidistant
Speaker 2: point for I'm using back to the future an example here.
Speaker 2: You know, how went back to the future. Marty's gone
Speaker 2: back to nineteen fifty five and he's caught up with
Speaker 2: their family and it's like, oh, yeah, I remember this
Speaker 2: one is from a rerun and the kid goes, what's
Speaker 2: a rerun? I think if you said to someone now, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I remember this, I saw it on a rerun some
Speaker 2: Jennel for you know, Fetus is going to say, what's
Speaker 2: a rerun? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean you need to choose whatever you wanted to watch,
Speaker 3: whenever you want to watch, on whatever device, wherever you
Speaker 3: want to watch it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but certainly when yeah, when I was growing up. Yeah, Oh,
Speaker 2: it's the it's the episode of The Brady Bunch where
Speaker 2: they go to Hawaii again.
Speaker 3: But Cartman gets taken to the protologist, the doctor who
Speaker 3: specializes in ourseholes.
Speaker 2: All right, let's see here.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, right boy, there's a huge crack going
Speaker 1: right down the middle.
Speaker 2: Hey, Fernie.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like, we haven't heard that one zillion times.
Speaker 2: Right, let's take a look this joke here.
Speaker 3: Trey apparently wanted to splice it in for like years
Speaker 3: and yars and years, Matt was saying during the commentary,
Speaker 3: and they just couldn't figure out a way they cracked
Speaker 3: down the middle.
Speaker 2: It's just a classic dad joke. Haven't they done that before? No,
Speaker 2: they haven't. They didn't do it in the original one.
Speaker 3: I don't think so. No, because I was saying in
Speaker 3: the commentary that he really wanted to get it in.
Speaker 3: They could never find a way to get it in
Speaker 3: because this because he doesn't go to the proctologist in
Speaker 3: the original.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, then because they never believe that he has
Speaker 2: the til the end. The antiprose comes out at the end. Remember, well,
Speaker 2: Dejah just plus place tricks on your mind. That's what
Speaker 2: deja voo does.
Speaker 3: But I was for sure that did the joke about
Speaker 3: the huge crack down because the antiprot doesn't come out
Speaker 3: to the very end when they're out of the time
Speaker 3: to the tree.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I get the feeling that's done
Speaker 2: it in South Bay before, if not.
Speaker 3: In what I said in the commentary that they hadn't. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: well there we go. But yeah, huge cracked right down
Speaker 3: the middle. And the response here is how it would
Speaker 3: actually be received in real life. Oh yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 3: haven't had that one before, A good one.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Continue, and the probe satellite comes out and it's huge,
Speaker 3: breaks through the roof, but then it goes back in
Speaker 3: because he's gonna put some hemorrhoid cream on it, and
Speaker 3: he says, we've never sent a hemorhoid act this way,
Speaker 3: it's not a hemorhoid. You know, we're going to go
Speaker 3: for some real help here. You're going to go see
Speaker 3: a friend at the space station and the alien note
Speaker 3: is a receptionist, and it's like, don't it takes a
Speaker 3: week off? It's like, I never knew it.
Speaker 2: I love that they're just using those old school aliens,
Speaker 2: gray aliens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it turns out, is it Jeff Goldblum?
Speaker 3: Is everyone's meant to be clear? They call him Jeff.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, again, I looked on Wikipedia and didn't really
Speaker 2: do any research beyond that. But it's just weird because
Speaker 2: it sort of it looks a little bit like Jeff
Speaker 2: one hundred US. It looks like Jeff Goblum, Like I
Speaker 2: looked at him, Jeff goblm. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Is this weird that you would have Jeoff Goblum the
Speaker 3: design the way it is Jeff Goblin call him Jeff,
Speaker 3: not just call him Jeff Golblum because did they do
Speaker 3: that because they were thinking audiences might not get the
Speaker 3: joking less we call him Jeff.
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know, Maybe the lawyers got involved.
Speaker 3: Possibly, Yeah, But Cartman says that because they're going to
Speaker 3: stick his finger in there and find out what's going on,
Speaker 3: says Kyle has to do it, and we get the
Speaker 3: fart jokes go ahead, Well, I just love to come down,
Speaker 3: do hurry, and we get the continuously farting, which to
Speaker 3: me went on a little bit too long.
Speaker 2: Well, they point that out as well. I mean, Jeff says,
Speaker 2: that's not being funny. Okay, now it's funny again.
Speaker 3: But it didn't though to me one of the jokes
Speaker 3: where they they're pointing out if you keep going, it
Speaker 3: doesn't come funny. I don' think it's ever got funny again.
Speaker 3: And I just thought it, as I have said, as
Speaker 3: I've said in the past, fart jokes don't always land
Speaker 3: with me. The fart jokes work. It's like takeaway food,
Speaker 3: like it's good for a quote. It's like a sugar hit, right,
Speaker 3: fart joke, but too much of it. You're just like,
Speaker 3: it's almost like the Dumb and Dumber shitting scene. It's
Speaker 3: funny at the start, and then after like a minute,
Speaker 3: you're like, ah, it's just Jeff Daniels making funny faces,
Speaker 3: and it's like it's funny in the end.
Speaker 2: You're sort of respecting more for Jeff Daniels really committing
Speaker 2: to the bit.
Speaker 3: Getting back to Scooby Do. We mention Scooby Do earlier.
Speaker 3: There's a scene where Scooby Doo and Shaggy have a
Speaker 3: fart off, right, and the kids, the kids think it's hysterical.
Speaker 2: They love it because their kids.
Speaker 3: Yes, But I'm watching it now and I'm going, well,
Speaker 3: I thought it was funny to start, and then I went, Okay,
Speaker 3: this is just just woving his ars around and Addie
Speaker 3: and fart sounds is a bit shitting. But you know,
Speaker 3: this movie for kids, and the kids are loving their
Speaker 3: asses off, so it works.
Speaker 2: Mission accomplished. And then you just got back to watching
Speaker 2: Linda Catalani as Velma.
Speaker 3: And yes, as uh, don't Draper's missus. That's correct, don't
Speaker 3: miss that, don't driver?
Speaker 2: Well what al.
Speaker 5: We went through all that just for some day video
Speaker 5: of Earth. We wanted to see an alien planet or something.
Speaker 6: Whoever they are, if they're receiving messages, they might be
Speaker 6: sending them to wait a minute.
Speaker 2: Candy bars.
Speaker 6: Candy bars, You know, candy bars.
Speaker 2: They usually come in a.
Speaker 6: Wrapper, just like you wrap a Christmas present. Christmas happens
Speaker 6: when it's cold, cold, as in Alaska. That's what the
Speaker 6: Polar bears Polar Bears po polarity. I can switch the
Speaker 6: polarity to see what transmissions are coming from the location
Speaker 6: this one is being sent to.
Speaker 3: This is what Jeff Goblin does in Independence Day. He
Speaker 3: paces his things together. And this is what Trey wanted
Speaker 3: to take the mickey out of because candy bars that
Speaker 3: wrap up by Christmas time, Christmas when it's cold like
Speaker 3: Alaska polar Bears polar polar Does.
Speaker 2: He do it that much in Independence It's been a
Speaker 2: one since. I I just remember him sort of go
Speaker 2: there Laney at the pieces like in chess, and what
Speaker 2: happens then check made or something like that.
Speaker 3: It's it's how he solves the mystery, solves the case basically,
Speaker 3: or figures it had to kill them because his dad
Speaker 3: gets a cold and he goes the case of the
Speaker 3: Invader Galien. Yes, so his dad figures that had to
Speaker 3: stop him. He goes because his dad gets a cold,
Speaker 3: and he goes cold a virus.
Speaker 2: I done it. I think there's a reason I really
Speaker 2: can go back to Independence Day all day much. I
Speaker 2: prefer the day after tomorrow or twenty twelve, because he's
Speaker 2: like he's not feeling like a cold. It's a virus.
Speaker 2: I cut it a virus. Jeff Goldblin, one of our
Speaker 2: finest actors. God bless him for making that work. That's
Speaker 2: that's some shitty screen running on the Park of American Devil.
Speaker 2: That's no good.
Speaker 3: I One of my prize possessions, though, is an original
Speaker 3: ten foot by six foot Independence Day cinema display that
Speaker 3: lights up like it's the the poster essentially of the
Speaker 3: ship with the city underneath, people running a way like that,
Speaker 3: that that infamous shot and that iconic shot, and I've
Speaker 3: just it's the size of the wall. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 3: never going to be able to display this, but I've
Speaker 3: got it. My goal in life is the one day
Speaker 3: have a cinema room big enough to display this. My
Speaker 3: goal life is you could not have that. I've got
Speaker 3: the original Power Ranges film for ninety five display. I've
Speaker 3: got the original Lion King display from ninety four. I've
Speaker 3: got Toy Story display. I've got Simpsons Mavie display. Not
Speaker 3: the good I've got the Bard over there that I've
Speaker 3: mentioned that numerous times. I'm not going to bore you
Speaker 3: that story again. You know that how one time I
Speaker 3: had the chance to buy the whole set of that,
Speaker 3: you have told me one hundred dollars now worth twenty
Speaker 3: five thousand. Anyway, I think I didn't want to hear it,
Speaker 3: just because it hurts me my soul. I'm looking at it,
Speaker 3: I go, I just at least I've got bard. At
Speaker 3: least they've got one of them. I mean, I would
Speaker 3: have had nowhere to put it, but it's twenty I
Speaker 3: never would have sold it.
Speaker 2: It's one of those things.
Speaker 3: If you're a Simpsons van you have that display, it's like
Speaker 3: it's the it's the holy grail for Simpsons fans and
Speaker 3: that display. Anyway, But got all these cinema displays, and
Speaker 3: I'm going I'm never realistically going to have a room
Speaker 3: big enough to display all bees. But in my man,
Speaker 3: in my mind, what's what's your idea of like the
Speaker 3: cinema room that you want for your house. I want
Speaker 3: to have like a popcorn machine. I want to have
Speaker 3: like a fridge flight some of ice creams and stuff.
Speaker 3: Have like the tiered seating, but I want to have
Speaker 3: a couple of life size statues maybe as you enter
Speaker 3: the room, and just have some cinema displays and some
Speaker 3: posters on the wall, the lineup. I want to go
Speaker 3: full cinema, what.
Speaker 2: About No, Mine would be incredibly minimalist. Minimalist, yeah, just
Speaker 2: full maybe tiered rows of seating, big ass screen bigs,
Speaker 2: big ass and a great sound system and maybe one
Speaker 2: or two posters and like a little bar fridge for drinks.
Speaker 2: Would you have a higher a waitress to get get
Speaker 2: your own damn stuff? Well this right there, that's right there.
Speaker 2: Help yourself. What ice cream would you have whilst watching
Speaker 2: your film? Ice creamed?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I thought it was an ice cream?
Speaker 2: Well, ice cream or cold drinks? Yeah, I see.
Speaker 3: Or you know, if if you're going to treat yourself
Speaker 3: do anything at the cinema, in your own personal cinema,
Speaker 3: what would be your treat? I know, you know, a
Speaker 3: popcorn guy? What's your treat? And not a hot food?
Speaker 2: Not? Oh okay because yeah yet subway or whatever it is.
Speaker 2: Don't know. My thing was to be smuggling some macagine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I'm thinking, like, what's your waist? That to me
Speaker 2: was just really oh yeah, seeing a shitty film that
Speaker 2: you know is going to be shitty, but also is
Speaker 2: just really just hitting all your pleasure centers. And then
Speaker 2: smuggling tasting a quarter pounds say, and then smuggling and
Speaker 2: smuggling in a fucking quarter pounder medium frize and a
Speaker 2: coke and maybe an apple pie.
Speaker 3: I feel they don't even you have smuggling it anymore.
Speaker 3: They don't care now.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, maybe, yeah, I noticed. I'd still want
Speaker 2: to pay lip service to the fact of like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I know I'm not supposed to bring out so food
Speaker 2: and so I'm gonna put it in the backpack. You
Speaker 2: can smell it. Everybody can smell it, and you can
Speaker 2: see that I'm carrying a coke from McDonald's. Let's still yeah, goalie.
Speaker 2: I would probably have like chop tops chop tops that
Speaker 2: the go and that you can't buy the Peters chock
Speaker 2: tops that you get at the movies. You can't get
Speaker 2: those ones. No, that's the thing. I would probably do,
Speaker 2: like a run to somewhere like we're Gelong. Of course,
Speaker 2: you know, helped Melbourne go to like the Astaal Theater,
Speaker 2: give me seven hundred boys and Berry. Apparently they source
Speaker 2: their own from places. Yeah, and you know you get
Speaker 2: like a chop tops so good, oh god. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: yeah we get a boisonory one or assaulted carabl One.
Speaker 3: I only only evolved a Boys and Berry about two
Speaker 3: or three years ago. I was always playing Vanilla and
Speaker 3: my boys Berry and I went. My life is changed.
Speaker 3: I've evolved leveled.
Speaker 2: I've leveled up Boys and Berry chop top. That is
Speaker 2: the way to go. I could have told you this, yea,
Speaker 2: many people are saying, I'm sure I did.
Speaker 3: I've always wondered what flavored chop tops would be good
Speaker 3: that they haven't created or haven't made available of dealing cinemas.
Speaker 3: I've always thought a honeycomb one would be good.
Speaker 2: I am partial as of late to mint chok chip.
Speaker 3: I've never been a mint guy, but I can I
Speaker 3: can respect that people love their mint. I've never been
Speaker 3: a mint guy.
Speaker 2: There is a I'm forgetting the name off the top
Speaker 2: of my head because they would be friend of the pot.
Speaker 2: But it's an ice cream brand, and you've normally gotta
Speaker 2: pay not necessarily top dollar, but you're paying like ten
Speaker 2: bucks for like a Hargen. Does I know the one
Speaker 2: you mean? Yeah? Teamook, you know the one you talk about? Yeah,
Speaker 2: And they've got a really nice mint one, but they
Speaker 2: also do like a wild cherry flavor and let's get
Speaker 2: them as friend as the pot Let's get them on.
Speaker 2: Because as people know, I'm a sucker for variants. I'm
Speaker 2: an absolute slugh. You are a sucker for a variant.
Speaker 2: For variants, you know, there's nothing like a really good
Speaker 2: vanilla or a really good chocolate. But it's like that's
Speaker 2: an unusual flavor. I wonder what that's like, and sometimes
Speaker 2: like hmm, this is terrible, but sometimes.
Speaker 3: Like leveled up? What's what's your and the cherry ones?
Speaker 3: Really what's your item of choice? When you what's your
Speaker 3: favorite variant product? So for example me, I always try
Speaker 3: the various potato chips, okay, right, meat piet sauce, I'll
Speaker 3: try that, sausage is I'll try this right for you?
Speaker 3: Chip chips is a good one, good one? Chips and
Speaker 3: ice cream if it's if it's savory, it's potato chips.
Speaker 3: If it's uh sweet, it's ice cream. What about or
Speaker 3: what about chocolates or a Cadbury block because Cabrin now
Speaker 3: has a Lamington and I went, oh, I'm not sure
Speaker 3: about this lamonton Cabriy block.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I'm trying to wean myself away from
Speaker 2: all that ship but at the same time, yeah, Coles
Speaker 2: has the thing with Coles and Cadbury have got like
Speaker 2: Curtis Stone has made this new thing celebrity chef.
Speaker 3: Curtis Stone, and it's the first thing you see when
Speaker 3: youre walking in the supermarket. It's right there.
Speaker 2: It's like it's a passion for a cheesecake block and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm gonna try this is at the store
Speaker 2: by himself. People look at what's you looking at? We
Speaker 2: can I try which at which the soupermarket turns in
Speaker 2: the dance number from five hundred days. It's like try
Speaker 2: that juke.
Speaker 3: Walks out, looks himself into reflection in the in the
Speaker 3: window with his passion fruit cakes and you're trying. It's
Speaker 3: like three hours later he's just like.
Speaker 2: A sad fucker and it's not bad. But at the
Speaker 2: same time, it's like this is like three degrees different
Speaker 2: from other stuff that they've got already got.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't like when you buy a variant, right
Speaker 3: and you're so amped for it, like this is going
Speaker 3: to be amazing. I love the idea of this any
Speaker 3: taste and you go, ah, it's it's fine. Yes, I
Speaker 3: was really hoping for this Yeah, it's fine. I loved,
Speaker 3: loved the meat pie and sauce chips. I thought they
Speaker 3: were unbelievable. They were There were shapes, meat pints or shapes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, shapes is a good one. Yeah, because there's so
Speaker 2: much flavor in there. Yeah. Well yeah, I mean I
Speaker 2: grew up on savory shapes. The biscuits we would have,
Speaker 2: they're the plain ones. They are the plain ones. But
Speaker 2: you know, you can't you can't beat the original growing
Speaker 2: up the original, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, no barbecues. Well,
Speaker 2: I think I'm pretty sure there was just savory shapes.
Speaker 2: And then it's like we could probably experiment with these
Speaker 2: shapes red and green flavoring and then get Barbie see
Speaker 2: how we go. Barbecue shapes is the Australian staple. It is,
Speaker 2: although I think you've got a lot of people who
Speaker 2: really go to bat for savory shapes.
Speaker 3: Really, I've never had a single person in my life
Speaker 3: so they preferred savory shapes.
Speaker 2: Savory shapes over barbecue. You're looking at him looking at
Speaker 2: the first one right now. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I had my best mate when I was a kid.
Speaker 3: He always loved the what's the pink box? Cheese and
Speaker 3: bacon cheese and making a great Yeah. So he loved it,
Speaker 3: loved them, And I was like, I can't buy into this.
Speaker 3: Some barbecue, but he was cheese and cheese and bacon.
Speaker 3: Loved them good hangover food, cheese and bacon, pizza.
Speaker 2: He loved pizza as well. Yeah, nacho cheese are pretty
Speaker 2: good as well. Nacho cheese. Okay, people listen, going, what
Speaker 2: are we doing? I don't want to hear about your
Speaker 2: favorite crackers, shapes, barbecue, It's hot, Lights are Hearted podcast podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, I was trying to think of who's someone
Speaker 2: who's been canceled recently so I could make a correlation
Speaker 2: between shapes, so AND's always been canceled canceled this episode,
Speaker 2: let's get back to talking about south.
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Speaker 3: aliens arrive essentially what we oh, yeah, that's right on. Yes,
Speaker 3: So the aliens arrive and they immediately throw Jeff under
Speaker 3: the bus and we get the Dukes of Hazard alien
Speaker 3: car chase, which I've never in my life state episode
Speaker 3: of Dukes have hasn't never seen the film starring Jessca
Speaker 3: Simpson Shaw, William Scott is in that film and John Knoxville. Yes,
Speaker 3: never sold the film. I've just never quite got the
Speaker 3: Dukes of Hazard things. I've just never seen it. I
Speaker 3: knew this was definitely something. No, but they said the
Speaker 3: commentary this is Dukes of Hazard. I'ment okay, because you
Speaker 3: can tell when they do the pause and they do
Speaker 3: the voice, and I'm like, well, this is obviously something, yes,
Speaker 3: Dukes of Hazard that it is. Yeah, yeah, okay, And
Speaker 3: then the road is blanked and I let the what
Speaker 3: you doing man? It drives over the overthing. Is that
Speaker 3: something they say in the show, like what you're doing
Speaker 3: man or something? Or is that from a movie? Because
Speaker 3: you say that in a really funny way. You can't
Speaker 3: assist the ship.
Speaker 2: What you doing man?
Speaker 3: As they're going over this jump? It could well be
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not the world's biggest dikes of hazard fan. Okay,
Speaker 3: it was a really big deal. Oh yeah, I've heard yeah, but.
Speaker 2: That whole thing about yeah sort of. I think are
Speaker 2: the actually going to make this big jump? Yeah? Freeze frame.
Speaker 2: You'll find out after the break, after the break, yeah,
Speaker 2: and then and then they returning to dukes has which
Speaker 2: is already in progress.
Speaker 3: Yes, the aliens crashed land into a chicken coop and
Speaker 3: the aliens are now a cop can't hide behind a billboard.
Speaker 3: The chasing after and cartment's hungry but too bad. The
Speaker 3: kids then get abducted onto the spaceship while Chef is
Speaker 3: throwing some shade at at the crushed aliens.
Speaker 2: I was really hoping for a welcome to the Earth
Speaker 2: and we didn't get it. It was right there. How
Speaker 2: did not do it?
Speaker 1: Ha?
Speaker 2: Goddamn Alias?
Speaker 4: I beat you?
Speaker 2: Where did you learn to dive Chinese hot our school?
Speaker 2: You're like, I didn't just turn around and beat your white,
Speaker 2: skinny Indian asses. Anyway, maybe next time you remember to
Speaker 2: huh oh crap, children, Well, it looks like, the boys
Speaker 2: are in more trouble than a June Bergan molasses and
Speaker 2: it's pretty thick molasses too.
Speaker 3: So the kids are now on the ship and they
Speaker 3: kind of thinks he's in Helen Hunt's ass, but he's not.
Speaker 2: Why throw shut Helen Hunt? Has she ever done anything
Speaker 2: wrong to anybody? When to this end? This is two
Speaker 2: thousand and three. Yeah, yeah, I think Helen Hunt was
Speaker 2: starting to some of the balloom was a bit off
Speaker 2: the road. She'd won an oscar a couple of years earlier,
Speaker 2: and she gave a bit of it. Yeah, for as
Speaker 2: good as it gets. It was ninety eight, wasn't it
Speaker 2: ninety eight? Yeah, And but gave a kind of a
Speaker 2: it's a speech that made it. It came off like
Speaker 2: she was a little upper self and verius. Yeah. And
Speaker 2: then I feel the movies she did after after all
Speaker 2: that didn't really work all that well. They weren't that great.
Speaker 2: We're like, but we we used to really like you
Speaker 2: on man about you, and you're not really doing that anymore.
Speaker 2: People just turn on people want to become successful. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: oh goodness, Yet people turned on Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Lauren,
Speaker 2: Why did you turn on Jennifer that just turned on
Speaker 2: everyone likes you. It's Chris Pratt. Yeah, to turn on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I didn't turn on Chris Pratt. I
Speaker 3: just went I'm just I'm kind of sick of seeing
Speaker 3: his face and everything. Now you're giving us too much. Yeah,
Speaker 3: let me miss you satuation. So, but they're stuck in
Speaker 3: these things on the ship. I thought I was trying
Speaker 3: to take the mick out of like Alien or something
Speaker 3: with the eggs or whatever, but I think they were.
Speaker 3: They see Earth in the distance because they're on the
Speaker 3: ship and Randy appears, and I think I think Randy.
Speaker 3: It's like, no, it's someone's taken the form of something
Speaker 3: that you would like, like the movie Contact. We don't
Speaker 3: like the movie Contact, as Garrison's previously made fun of
Speaker 3: Contact as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I disagree with that because Contact is dopey.
Speaker 3: Okay, then they don't like it, but they know he
Speaker 3: shows his true form, which is terrifying, so they go
Speaker 3: change back to something else.
Speaker 2: I should like that.
Speaker 3: And the various other famous people I think he does,
Speaker 3: Michael Jordan, and who's the manager for Tyson?
Speaker 2: What was his name? Don King? Don King? That was
Speaker 2: boxing promoted boxing.
Speaker 3: Everyone yes, that's it. Yeah, but then we miss Elliott.
Speaker 3: See it was a little bit later. Yes, we come
Speaker 3: back to Jeff first, and he is reversing the polarities
Speaker 3: and he's not sure what this what this code says,
Speaker 3: you know, it's it's like there's a code here. We're
Speaker 3: not sure what it's doing. We have to work it out.
Speaker 2: And then he.
Speaker 3: Goes butt sex location binary code. Then they're back on
Speaker 3: the ship.
Speaker 2: Who's having but sex? Yes, we're back.
Speaker 3: We're back on the ship and we've got Saddami saying
Speaker 3: we've got Missy Elliott and can't suggests about a taco
Speaker 3: that craps ice cream.
Speaker 2: You're missing out on one though, which one you're missing?
Speaker 2: Frank Sinatra?
Speaker 3: Fank Sinatra, of course, yes he was a third one.
Speaker 3: But I just like the count when when do the
Speaker 3: target crapping your ice cream?
Speaker 2: Anybody?
Speaker 3: Okay, yep, they agree with that one. So then he
Speaker 3: explains that the aliens aren't evil. They it's gone. We
Speaker 3: need the footage there. We need to fix the transmitter
Speaker 3: because you're broadcasting the show Earth. So they're a production
Speaker 3: company and reality TV is now the most successful thing
Speaker 3: on television, and I actually wanted to bring this up
Speaker 3: at the start, but I forgot so in the writer's retreat,
Speaker 3: the person who came up with this idea was Normal Lea.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he joined the writer's team for a retreat at
Speaker 3: this point in time, refused to get paid. They wanted
Speaker 3: to pay me, you refuse, just wanted to join the
Speaker 3: South part team and help me come up with some ideas.
Speaker 3: He suggested reality TV, and Trey said, well, he come
Speaker 3: up with the idea of taking the mickeyad reality TV
Speaker 3: because it sucks and he goes. But we all kind
Speaker 3: of watched it at the time because two thousand and
Speaker 3: three were still the early days of reality TV. I
Speaker 3: had Big Brother and things like that, which I guess
Speaker 3: this episode is kind of taken the Mickey out of
Speaker 3: the format life big Brother, sticking various people into a
Speaker 3: house and seeing what happens essentially. But yeah, so he
Speaker 3: came up with the idea Normal Lea and yeah, didn't
Speaker 3: refuse to get paid by them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, normally those who don't know, but you should know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: absolute legend of American sitcoms came up with some of
Speaker 2: the most iconic and famous lived to like one hundred
Speaker 2: years old and was still like punching our great work
Speaker 2: into his lady. All in the family, right, did all
Speaker 2: in the family? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Earth?
Speaker 1: A few billion years ago we realized, what if we
Speaker 1: took species from all different planets in the universe and
Speaker 1: put them together on the same planet.
Speaker 2: Great TV?
Speaker 1: Right, Asians, Bears, Ducks, Jews, deer, and Hispanics all trying
Speaker 1: to live side by side on one planet.
Speaker 2: It's great.
Speaker 5: Our planet is just a reality TV show.
Speaker 1: Well, you don't think the whole universe works the way
Speaker 1: Earth does?
Speaker 2: Do you? No, one species, one planet. There's a planet
Speaker 2: of deer, planet of Asians, and so on.
Speaker 1: We put them all together on Earth, and the whole
Speaker 1: universe tunes in to watch the fun.
Speaker 3: You mean it?
Speaker 5: You amy of actually enjoying around and watching us fight
Speaker 5: and kill each other.
Speaker 2: Dude, that's messed up. Why Why?
Speaker 5: Because you're playing with people's lives, You're turning people's problems
Speaker 5: into entertainment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'd never do.
Speaker 3: That on it.
Speaker 2: We never do that.
Speaker 3: A couple of moments where they said that and they
Speaker 3: sort of like look at the camera. I thought, yeah,
Speaker 3: South I doesn't.
Speaker 2: Normally do that. Yeah, we normally don't break the fourth wall.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they've done a couple of times this episode, we
Speaker 3: cut back to Jeff, who shows the code and reveals
Speaker 3: that it's actually showing it to all these very scientists,
Speaker 3: I guess, And it reveals the code the promo for
Speaker 3: Earth and Earth and they're taking from it. My god, TV,
Speaker 3: I'm on TV. They all even just going, oh ship,
Speaker 3: That's not what I was expecting. The aliens then get
Speaker 3: a phone call. Fortunately the show is being canceled because
Speaker 3: the humans are now where they are on a show
Speaker 3: it's very much the Truman Show. Once he realizes that
Speaker 3: the show's ruined, you know, what's the what's his dad
Speaker 3: in the Truman Show?
Speaker 2: The reducing what? Oh? Christoph? Christoph?
Speaker 3: Yes, fuck, The Truman Show is a great movie. I
Speaker 3: fucking love that movie so much.
Speaker 2: Indeed, we should maybe you've done a movie guyde review
Speaker 2: on it. Movie guys, we should a movie guide. Perhaps
Speaker 2: we should. Yes, I was about to say, maybe we
Speaker 2: should put it back on well, I mean sorry online,
Speaker 2: but maybe you should listen to it, folks, is what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. It's I know, well, we was exclusively for Patron,
Speaker 2: but we should get Leondar Molton's thoughts on it. I
Speaker 2: feel like Lendon could pull few strings and get Jim
Speaker 2: carry on. Why not? Why not? I can't think of
Speaker 2: an answer except two agree.
Speaker 3: Yes, But the humans have now been made aware that
Speaker 3: they're on a show, so they're going to cancel the show.
Speaker 2: We had a great run. Should be proud as the
Speaker 2: collapse very low key clapses. But Earth has been canceled.
Speaker 2: Pack it up, pack it up, script the sets for parts,
Speaker 2: and all these people are going to go work on
Speaker 2: some other reality, so we can't get too bunched up
Speaker 2: about it. Kill the people on Earth. They're not important anymore.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: And the kids want to meet the executives, the network executives,
Speaker 3: the network execs as they call them, because and he goes, well,
Speaker 3: you can meet them if you want to. But nobody
Speaker 3: has been uncanceled once the decision has been made, and
Speaker 3: I look at the camera. I My only idea for
Speaker 3: this was maybe this was taken the Mickey ad of
Speaker 3: Family Guy. Because Family Guy got canceled after the second
Speaker 3: season in two thousand, right due to unpopular due to
Speaker 3: DVD sales or public outcry. Not too sure. They brought
Speaker 3: it back for a third season, and then it got
Speaker 3: canceled again in two thousand and two just before this
Speaker 3: episode airs. So I'm wondering whether they were saying that.
Speaker 2: I'm not too sure what. It just seems like an.
Speaker 3: Odd thing to say nothing gets uncanceled. One's the decisions made,
Speaker 3: and they say they sort of pause for a second.
Speaker 2: I go, what do you want? Why are you doing?
Speaker 3: There's obviously something there that I'm missing, So listeners south
Speaker 3: Park Mailbag at gmail dot com, please write in and
Speaker 3: let me know what we're missing there in regards to
Speaker 3: that joke. But then we get the bulldozer here just
Speaker 3: rocks up to Earth and just courses an earthquake, crashes into.
Speaker 2: It, and we get footage of actual people running from
Speaker 2: natural disaster.
Speaker 3: That was Was that from a film though? Or was
Speaker 3: that an actual footage of people running from a disaster?
Speaker 2: It looked like natural, It looked like actual footage.
Speaker 3: Okay, but Jeff says chaos theory.
Speaker 2: I do love the chef. It's sort of getting a bit,
Speaker 2: get a bit sort of fed up with this at
Speaker 2: this stage. Was it here? Were not quite? Not quite? So?
Speaker 3: Punky Brewster had episodes before, was cal I don't think
Speaker 3: I do. I think that that's a mistake there. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm too sure, but they realize what what's happening here?
Speaker 3: The kids are now meeting with the executives, and I agree,
Speaker 3: it just looks like Harvey Winstein, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, just I guess here is the idea of when
Speaker 3: you think of like fat, big, bulky, bulgar, Yeah, executives,
Speaker 3: you think of Harve you once their nature. So they
Speaker 3: invited them out to dinner. They're they're just using big words.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm eating this and I'm eating being yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, and they're also just using nonsense sort of alien words.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but then is very it was a waffle
Speaker 3: and the kids are just sitting there going can we
Speaker 3: can we not get the show canceled?
Speaker 2: Please? I do as I said, This is pretty stereotypical,
Speaker 2: and pretty stereotypical by certain rays. But Kyle drives a
Speaker 2: little bit their foods like there's really good, must have
Speaker 2: a little juicy, and then.
Speaker 3: You yeah, it comes like yeah he is yes, yes,
Speaker 3: But they say this is where they explained that you
Speaker 3: can't have over one hundred episodes. Once you get a
Speaker 3: hundred pisodes, that's it. They does not listen to them
Speaker 3: at all, this using random words, just being funny. We
Speaker 3: got like the words for breasts. They take him to
Speaker 3: the strip club. He got cocaine whatever they call the cocaine.
Speaker 3: Kenny tries some of course Kenny back.
Speaker 2: Of course Kenny would try it well, and he doesn't die.
Speaker 2: He's back in the credit.
Speaker 3: This is what this is, establishing that Kenny doesn't die anymore.
Speaker 3: It's just Kenny's just one of the characters.
Speaker 2: It was what It was one of my favorite bits
Speaker 2: that of course Kenny's going to try the alien cocaine.
Speaker 2: Of course you will.
Speaker 3: Yes, they go to a hotel to find some hookers Jeff.
Speaker 3: Then we come up to Jeff and is because of
Speaker 3: the computer virus, and he says he's going to say
Speaker 3: with their ship with computers, or to staid with their
Speaker 3: computers on the on the ship. I love chef here
Speaker 3: doesn't make any goddamn sense. As a kid, it made
Speaker 3: perfect sense. The story of the Independence Day doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3: I mean in the Independence Day of universe, I guess.
Speaker 2: It kind of does. I made a really valiant effort
Speaker 2: to try and explain why it would work earlier in
Speaker 2: this episode.
Speaker 3: Yes, who was the guy that just says, oh right,
Speaker 3: you ate assholes and just saves the day in the
Speaker 3: end by sacrificing himself.
Speaker 2: That's formally respected character actor. Now a complete nutbag, Randy,
Speaker 2: he's not off the rails, right he has Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Why is this a party or what?
Speaker 4: Oh that's it, baby, you're getting my jag on hard. Yeah,
Speaker 4: let's party. Yes, suck my jag on. Yeah, now you
Speaker 4: suck on my jag on. Oh yeah, stick your finger
Speaker 4: in my prussure. Oh yeah, suck it. Suck that jag on.
Speaker 5: Dude, I have no idea what we're seeing right now,
Speaker 5: but I have a feeling it's really really wrong.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: So the next day they're all hungover and the boys
Speaker 3: get the ideal Standards to blackmail them. Well, yeah, luckily,
Speaker 3: let survive and we won't reveal this picture.
Speaker 2: Luckily Kenny was carrying a polaroid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they say, look, you can let us survive
Speaker 3: by just raising our memories again. We won't remember what
Speaker 3: happened centers back to Earth and we'll just carry on
Speaker 3: our merry way being Earthlings. Yeah yeah, there'll be sure
Speaker 3: to keep up the wars in your violence.
Speaker 2: Well, there's even what we're three to look forward to.
Speaker 2: I love the way. Cartman says that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the boys wake up right the bus stop
Speaker 3: and it's just like the intro once again, except this
Speaker 3: told Kenny has the photo of these two weird green things.
Speaker 2: I don't know what this is, but this could be valuable,
Speaker 2: Chef Chef says, hang on to it. And that's the
Speaker 2: end of the episode, isn't it something? That is the
Speaker 2: end of the episode, and you hear a little bit
Speaker 2: of their version of Missy Elliott's Yeah. The song is
Speaker 2: called work it. Yeah. I was about to say, yeah,
Speaker 2: throw that ship down, flip it and reverse it, which
Speaker 2: is quite frankly my life philosophy. I just loving to
Speaker 2: sing those random sounds. This is what grand Yeah said.
Speaker 3: All right, guys, well that is our review of the
Speaker 3: first episode of season seven of South Park. It is canceled.
Speaker 3: The next episode season two. Episode two of season seven
Speaker 3: is Crazy Cripples. Oh my, oh yeah, I can't wait
Speaker 3: to get.
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