1 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:09,640 Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. 2 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:12,279 Speaker 2: It is I Commander of Clutchon, brother of Satan, and 3 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:15,679 Secretary of War for Hell's Army, and I'm. 4 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:18,960 Speaker 3: Chris in my eternal punishment is to do this podcast 5 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,000 where we interview everyone in Hell. 6 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:22,960 Speaker 2: It's right, you got a lot of good energy, Chris, 7 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:24,839 and I'm liking this. You come, You're coming in big, 8 00:00:24,879 --> 00:00:27,399 coming in strong. So this is the big day. This 9 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:29,559 is the big day. We're here on the battlefield here 10 00:00:29,559 --> 00:00:32,200 in Purgatory about to kick some angel. 11 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,479 Speaker 3: Ass, the great Battle between Heaven and Hell where we 12 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:38,240 have millions of Hell's Army are all gathered here on 13 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:38,960 the battlefield. 14 00:00:39,079 --> 00:00:41,759 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, four horsemen really came in clutch there there 15 00:00:41,759 --> 00:00:44,159 at the end the final hour. You know, you know, 16 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:46,479 we didn't think we'd have much of an army to 17 00:00:47,039 --> 00:00:49,240 come with, but you know, they really brought it. 18 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,439 Speaker 1: So we got everybody out here. You're gonna be hearing 19 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:52,439 lots of people today. 20 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:56,479 Speaker 3: Yeah, almost like a big finale with tons of guest voices. 21 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:58,359 Speaker 2: It'll be like that. Yeah, it'd be like it'd be 22 00:00:58,439 --> 00:01:02,240 like it's like the Avengers in game battle, but like 23 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,480 way cooler and way higher production value because it's real. 24 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't have to do any cgi No, but 25 00:01:09,879 --> 00:01:11,920 if we did, it would look better, oh for sure, 26 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,200 for sure. So so you got your your tank. It's 27 00:01:15,239 --> 00:01:17,040 a little smaller than I thought it might. 28 00:01:17,159 --> 00:01:18,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little bit smaller. 29 00:01:18,719 --> 00:01:23,200 Speaker 2: It's the The Amazon listing was very deceptive. I thought 30 00:01:23,239 --> 00:01:27,159 I was getting a full sized tank, military grade. 31 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:30,280 Speaker 1: This is a power wheels tank. 32 00:01:31,079 --> 00:01:35,120 Speaker 3: Uh huh yeah, but you know it still looks good, right, yeah, 33 00:01:35,159 --> 00:01:37,760 I mean from Afar or like or maybe up close 34 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:40,439 maybe without It looks good. 35 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:43,840 Speaker 2: It looks realistic. Can it shoot? It could shooting nerf 36 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:48,200 nerf balls. Yeah, so I covered some of them in poison. 37 00:01:48,239 --> 00:01:49,719 I also, I don't know if you notice, when I 38 00:01:50,239 --> 00:01:52,640 gave my tank a red painting job, I had just 39 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:54,480 enough time that I was able to do. It's still drying, 40 00:01:54,519 --> 00:01:55,560 so don't touch it. Don't touch it. 41 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:56,879 Speaker 1: I'm still drying. Uh. 42 00:01:56,920 --> 00:02:00,000 Speaker 2: It moves around pretty well. Yeah, it's not bad. I'm 43 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,840 I mean the carrying capacities one hundred and thirty pounds, 44 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:04,280 but like you know. 45 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 3: It looks like that's recommended, but you're definitely maxing well 46 00:02:07,799 --> 00:02:11,360 going over the recommendation because this puppy, Chris, it could. 47 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:16,719 Speaker 2: Get about what three I mean, I could race you, 48 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,759 but you you know, I don't want to embarrass you 49 00:02:19,879 --> 00:02:22,879 in this hot wheels it's yeah, power wheels, whatever it's called. 50 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:26,479 Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I mean it's it's good. It's it's it's impressive. 51 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:29,719 Speaker 2: So anyways, let's let's go start inspecting the troops. You know, 52 00:02:30,039 --> 00:02:31,560 we got to meet up with a few people, some 53 00:02:31,639 --> 00:02:35,639 military advisors, some other shrew Chris. 54 00:02:35,719 --> 00:02:36,360 Speaker 1: What are you doing? 55 00:02:37,159 --> 00:02:40,879 Speaker 3: I'm drumming, you know, like I'm the drummer boy. That's 56 00:02:40,879 --> 00:02:42,400 why you gave me a drum like, you know, to 57 00:02:42,479 --> 00:02:44,680 keep the troops marching. 58 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:46,599 Speaker 1: Set right. 59 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:52,680 Speaker 2: It's hard hard to talk because it's so off beat. 60 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:53,520 Speaker 1: Chris, could you. 61 00:02:53,439 --> 00:02:55,319 Speaker 2: Stop drumming for just like five seconds? 62 00:02:55,319 --> 00:02:56,800 Speaker 1: That is that's bad? 63 00:02:57,039 --> 00:02:59,120 Speaker 2: It sounds good to me. I like hitting the thing. Sure, 64 00:02:59,199 --> 00:03:01,759 I mean, it does you purpose, but you might be 65 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,960 the worst drummer ever, worse than Ringo. 66 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:08,280 Speaker 4: Hey, that's not true. We think you've got lots of potential, Chris. 67 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:12,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, mate, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, what are y'all doing here? 68 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:15,520 Speaker 5: The Beatles are reuniting to do little uso jam sash 69 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:20,439 and we're looking for a drummer if you're interested, Yeah, absolutely. 70 00:03:19,879 --> 00:03:22,439 Speaker 2: But you know, it doesn't. Ringo play the drums. 71 00:03:22,759 --> 00:03:26,039 Speaker 4: That's why we're looking for a new drama. Ringo's awful. 72 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:31,400 Oh right here everything he said good, we'll say it again. Ringo, 73 00:03:31,759 --> 00:03:33,599 your shit, real shit. 74 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:35,120 Speaker 1: Yeah that's fair. 75 00:03:35,719 --> 00:03:38,319 Speaker 3: So y'all are playing music for the troops. What happened 76 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:39,759 to get piece of chance? I thought that was your 77 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:40,199 whole thing. 78 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:41,960 Speaker 4: That's not what I was singing about. 79 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:47,599 Speaker 5: He was saying, give cheese a Jones, prol those lectose 80 00:03:47,639 --> 00:03:49,240 and tolerance. 81 00:03:48,759 --> 00:03:51,639 Speaker 2: A much better message if you ask me. And hey guys, 82 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:54,000 glad you guys are reporting for Judy. All right, go Beatles. 83 00:03:54,039 --> 00:03:55,800 I can't leave. You have Chris, so I need someone 84 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,159 to block the bullets for me. So you'll just have 85 00:03:58,240 --> 00:03:59,400 to suffer through. 86 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:00,400 Speaker 1: Ringo. 87 00:04:00,719 --> 00:04:04,560 Speaker 4: Sorry, say what song should we play? Let it bree? 88 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 5: I think we should play okay by Beatles? 89 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:11,400 Speaker 2: He all right, Chris, let's get going, hop on the tank. Okay, Well, 90 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:12,759 what about the drum? I don't know if I can 91 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:13,319 hold on to. 92 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,439 Speaker 1: Leave the drum down? Put the drum down? 93 00:04:15,479 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 2: Okay? 94 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:18,120 Speaker 6: Wow? 95 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:21,959 Speaker 2: Really really moving along now, it's like just thin cruises. 96 00:04:22,439 --> 00:04:24,360 Speaker 3: I mean, I guess I could walk faster, but it's 97 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,079 still it's nice it's luxury. 98 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:26,639 Speaker 2: It's nice. 99 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:27,199 Speaker 7: I like it. 100 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:31,399 Speaker 2: So Clayton, what's the actual battle plan? Well, funny should 101 00:04:31,399 --> 00:04:33,160 ask that, Chris, because we were on our way to 102 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:36,360 our strategy meeting up in this tent. We've got our 103 00:04:36,399 --> 00:04:42,040 top generals building our plan against seven. He's unaccepted. Get 104 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:49,000 your hand out of your all right, Napoleon, Hello Stalin, 105 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:52,959 Hello Bull. All right now, gentlemen, so you know, walk 106 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:53,639 me through the plane. 107 00:04:53,639 --> 00:04:54,319 Speaker 6: What are we doing? 108 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,040 Speaker 2: All right, Clayton. 109 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,120 Speaker 8: Lasts you can see we have the the map here 110 00:04:57,199 --> 00:05:00,480 and the little figurines, the little mini chump, he says, 111 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,839 representing all of you, the Phalanxes and the rest of 112 00:05:03,879 --> 00:05:06,319 the artillery and all of the different regiments. 113 00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:09,240 Speaker 9: But I'm going to got to be real honest with you, Clayton. 114 00:05:09,399 --> 00:05:12,600 Most of this time has been spent painting the figurines. 115 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:15,759 We've been spending a lot, and it's this guy's fault. 116 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:19,000 He's being very precious about, you know, painting the little things. 117 00:05:19,079 --> 00:05:19,959 Speaker 1: Getting everything. 118 00:05:20,199 --> 00:05:20,240 Speaker 10: No. 119 00:05:20,639 --> 00:05:23,639 Speaker 9: Look, I've been painting these figurines like they're supposed to 120 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:26,800 be painted. I was just following the directions on this 121 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:30,759 little miniature figuring painting kits that came with the figurines. 122 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:34,040 I'm just following directions, okay, which is what a good 123 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:37,920 soldier does. Or maybe you don't know anything about that Napoleon. 124 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:41,639 Speaker 2: Oh whoa, guys, guys, Okay, now we're running up against 125 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,800 the clock here, so like maybe we should start, you know, 126 00:05:43,879 --> 00:05:46,839 laying out the figures, you know, like who's the general, 127 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:50,680 like which pieces is there? You know represent us? 128 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,319 Speaker 4: Well, obviously I will be this little horse figurine right here. 129 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:57,399 Speaker 9: Cannot believe what I'm hearing. You're the horse figure. A 130 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:00,680 horse is strong, it's big, it's powerful. I will be 131 00:06:00,759 --> 00:06:01,199 the horse. 132 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:03,800 Speaker 2: I'm going to even paint wait, let me see that. 133 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:07,600 I'm going to paint in on the other side. I'm 134 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:11,480 giving him a red whoa, guys, guys, no fighting in 135 00:06:11,519 --> 00:06:13,920 the war room. All right, now, we're gonna settle this 136 00:06:14,079 --> 00:06:16,399 right here, right now. You just flip a coin. Okay, 137 00:06:16,399 --> 00:06:19,600 whoever's head gets to be the horse figure, and whoever's tails, 138 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:22,959 all right, you'll be the thimble. Okay, No, come on, 139 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,480 no one wants to be the thimble. The thimble is 140 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:27,439 the worst. I was always the thimble. 141 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:29,680 Speaker 9: I want to be the top hat at least, or 142 00:06:29,759 --> 00:06:31,879 the little car. But no way, am I going to 143 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:33,000 be the thimble get out. 144 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:35,720 Speaker 3: If you know, Lincoln is the top And look how 145 00:06:35,759 --> 00:06:37,519 good that turned out for him. 146 00:06:37,759 --> 00:06:39,639 Speaker 9: Yeah, look what wearing a top Look what I at 147 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,639 that landed him wearing a top hat. 148 00:06:41,879 --> 00:06:44,879 Speaker 2: Okay, all right, guys, I'm gonna need you to figure 149 00:06:44,879 --> 00:06:47,360 out a strategy. Okay, I mean, let's get something together 150 00:06:47,439 --> 00:06:49,120 lickety split, because we're in the eleventh hour. 151 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:52,759 Speaker 1: So uh you guys do that. We're gonna go continue 152 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,000 to check on the other troops. 153 00:06:54,319 --> 00:06:55,639 Speaker 6: All right, bye, boys. 154 00:06:55,759 --> 00:06:57,040 Speaker 2: The figures looked great, by the. 155 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,279 Speaker 1: Way, Oh thank you, thank you very much. Chris, did 156 00:07:00,279 --> 00:07:00,759 you hear them? 157 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,759 Speaker 2: Okay, Chris, I don't want to get caught up in 158 00:07:04,759 --> 00:07:08,160 the nitty gritty of tactics and strategy, all right, we 159 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:12,120 should be focusing on the important things like the weapons. No, 160 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:15,639 the snacks. Over here, we've gotten all you caun eat 161 00:07:15,639 --> 00:07:19,759 buffet staffed by Hell's top chefs. We got Chef Bile 162 00:07:19,879 --> 00:07:22,839 and Guy Ferrari. Gentlemen, Hey, what's cooking? 163 00:07:23,079 --> 00:07:25,480 Speaker 10: Hey, guys, me and Guy have some dishes here that 164 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:27,439 will blow your socks off. 165 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:31,199 Speaker 11: It's actually a real explosion of flavors like bam, but 166 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:32,360 not like I'm not. 167 00:07:32,279 --> 00:07:33,000 Speaker 1: Gonna get sued. 168 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:36,319 Speaker 2: So does that mean everything's like really spicy? Uh no, Chris, 169 00:07:36,319 --> 00:07:39,279 they're literally feeding the troops explosive. That way, if they 170 00:07:39,279 --> 00:07:41,680 get shot, they'll blow up and hopefully take a few 171 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,519 angels out with them. Huh. So what's on the menu? 172 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:44,879 Speaker 1: Bile? 173 00:07:45,319 --> 00:07:48,439 Speaker 10: First, I need some T and T powder into a block. 174 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:48,759 Speaker 1: Of sea form. 175 00:07:48,839 --> 00:07:51,040 Speaker 2: I'm actually molded to look like a little cute, little 176 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:51,720 kidny cat. 177 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,079 Speaker 10: I then drizzle some nitroglycerin over the top, garnished with 178 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:58,040 a couple of bullets, and after you take your first bite, guy, 179 00:07:58,079 --> 00:08:01,120 and I cramped some m eighties into your stupid little mouthfold. 180 00:08:01,319 --> 00:08:03,560 Speaker 11: Yeah, what we want to do is, actually we want 181 00:08:03,639 --> 00:08:06,120 them to detonate into a big ball of shit, pissed, 182 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:09,759 blood and guts, you know, really like, yeah, the full package, 183 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:12,720 it's a five course meal. Maybe throwing some cum quat 184 00:08:13,079 --> 00:08:14,600 And I don't know if you're aware of this, but 185 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,959 it's just come. You know, we just added quat at 186 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,040 the end to trigg people. 187 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:20,120 Speaker 1: But they've just. 188 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:23,240 Speaker 11: Been they've just been guzzling come for quite some time. 189 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:24,160 Speaker 2: Flavor town. 190 00:08:24,319 --> 00:08:26,600 Speaker 10: Bam, Chris, care to try some? 191 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:27,160 Speaker 1: No? 192 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:27,680 Speaker 2: No, I'm good. 193 00:08:27,759 --> 00:08:28,079 Speaker 1: Thanks. 194 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,800 Speaker 2: Well, guys, this looks amazing Hey, make sure you say it, Chris, 195 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,399 some leftovers, all right, come on, Chris. So where are 196 00:08:33,399 --> 00:08:35,960 we headed now? Well, Chris, you know we're gonna be 197 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,840 talking to the most important part of our military, all right, 198 00:08:39,279 --> 00:08:43,200 the muscle, the might. We're talking to the infantry before. 199 00:08:43,039 --> 00:08:44,200 Speaker 1: They're all inevitably killed. 200 00:08:44,279 --> 00:08:46,879 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, we got to make sure that Oliver, 201 00:08:46,879 --> 00:08:49,320 our meat is ready for the grinder. So, uh let 202 00:08:49,399 --> 00:08:52,000 me see up ahead, we've got uh oh, there's the 203 00:08:52,039 --> 00:08:54,519 monster squad. Looks like they're warming up with the Monster 204 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:55,480 mash classic. 205 00:08:55,519 --> 00:08:56,000 Speaker 1: That's great. 206 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:59,360 Speaker 2: Uh oh oh, doctor Frankison, Hey. 207 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:00,639 Speaker 1: How are things good. 208 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:03,639 Speaker 2: Nice to see you to again. So doctor Frankensin, are 209 00:09:03,639 --> 00:09:05,360 you gonna be working as a medic on the field. 210 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:07,840 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You could like reassemble the bodies 211 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:10,000 of all the dead troops and make like super troopers. 212 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:12,240 Speaker 12: Yeah, I've been doing that all morning. 213 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:14,039 Speaker 2: What but the battle hasn't started yet. 214 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:17,399 Speaker 12: My boy here hadn't socialized a hale at prior to army. 215 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:21,840 But it's the homeschooling. So he's been hugging people to death, oh, owned, 216 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:25,200 shaking their hands to death, owned, high fiving them to death. 217 00:09:25,679 --> 00:09:28,000 Just a lot of things that end with death. 218 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:33,039 Speaker 2: God to meet you. No, hey, buddy, we've already met 219 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:35,399 all right, Hey, catch up with you, big fellow. 220 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,480 Speaker 6: There go go go go, go, go go go go. 221 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:45,039 Speaker 2: Oh boy, he's got big Oh look it's our friend, 222 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:45,919 the vegan werewolf. 223 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:51,440 Speaker 1: Hey, guys, just a reminder. I will kill, but I 224 00:09:51,519 --> 00:09:54,519 refuse to eat anyone because that is unethical. 225 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:59,360 Speaker 2: Okay, noted, just a killing will do. Oh hey, Samara, 226 00:09:59,559 --> 00:10:00,399 Hey it's the girl. 227 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:00,840 Speaker 6: Everyone. 228 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:04,480 Speaker 1: Hey, hey, guys, thanks for inviting me to the battle. 229 00:10:04,759 --> 00:10:06,600 It's nice to get out of the well every now 230 00:10:06,639 --> 00:10:07,000 and then. 231 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,879 Speaker 2: Of course, Hey, we actually wanted to talk to you. 232 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,240 So you know how you have this seven day turnaround 233 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:12,840 on kills. 234 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:14,639 Speaker 1: You know, oh you're doing seven days. 235 00:10:14,879 --> 00:10:17,000 Speaker 2: Could you bump that up a bit for the battle? 236 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:20,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, because battles are fast paced. Something like 237 00:10:20,399 --> 00:10:22,960 seven minutes or you know, seven seconds will be great. 238 00:10:23,159 --> 00:10:25,519 Speaker 2: Just yeah, I don't know. I mean, did they watch 239 00:10:25,559 --> 00:10:28,080 the tape? I mean yeah, I assume so we sent 240 00:10:28,159 --> 00:10:30,440 the tape up a week ago to Heaven like you asked. 241 00:10:30,519 --> 00:10:33,720 So probably, I mean I assume they've Let's just assume 242 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,960 they've all seen the tape. Okay, okay, I can make 243 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,440 that work. 244 00:10:36,639 --> 00:10:37,200 Speaker 1: That's great. 245 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:42,919 Speaker 2: Okay, wait what is that are those snakes? 246 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:43,399 Speaker 4: Oh? 247 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:45,399 Speaker 1: God, soon get Voltimore down the radio. 248 00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,519 Speaker 2: I think that guinea got out again. Oh wait, no, 249 00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:50,919 that's just produces hair. Oh Chris, ever your eyes cramp. 250 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:54,279 Hey Menissa, so good to see you again. I mean, 251 00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:56,480 not actually see you, but you know. 252 00:10:56,919 --> 00:11:01,960 Speaker 13: H Clayton, Chris, thanks for inviting me. I'm going to 253 00:11:02,039 --> 00:11:03,519 make so much money from this. 254 00:11:03,759 --> 00:11:06,039 Speaker 2: Wait, how did you like make it better something? 255 00:11:06,279 --> 00:11:06,519 Speaker 6: No? 256 00:11:06,519 --> 00:11:10,159 Speaker 13: No, most of my income is from fighting angels and 257 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:14,399 then selling their stone bodies to the church's statues. 258 00:11:14,759 --> 00:11:15,039 Speaker 1: Wow. 259 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:16,799 Speaker 3: Yeah, I had no idea, but you know, now that 260 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:18,960 I think about it, there were a lot of angel 261 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,600 statues up on Earth, so makes sense. 262 00:11:21,879 --> 00:11:26,279 Speaker 13: Oh yes, some of the uglier ones go with goggoyles, 263 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,120 less money and goggles. 264 00:11:28,159 --> 00:11:31,519 Speaker 2: But still all right, well, best of luck. Hey, oh 265 00:11:31,639 --> 00:11:33,639 business is booming you. 266 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:37,519 Speaker 13: Oh and hey, let me know if you two want 267 00:11:37,519 --> 00:11:39,559 to get stoned before battle. 268 00:11:39,879 --> 00:11:41,919 Speaker 2: Uh you know, maybe just like one hit to calm 269 00:11:41,919 --> 00:11:48,559 the nerves. Here you go, all right, that's good. I'm 270 00:11:48,559 --> 00:11:51,200 feeling good. Oh you know, I got a great feeling 271 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:54,960 about today, Chris. Yeah, yeah, not's just squad's looking good. 272 00:11:55,039 --> 00:11:58,720 The food's all ready to go. You know, my generals 273 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:03,759 are acting like generals. Yeah, okay, well, let's check in 274 00:12:03,799 --> 00:12:07,799 on the artillery division. Oh, cupid, Hey, how's everything looking? Oh? 275 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:08,360 Really good? 276 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,639 Speaker 6: Like we're really really good. 277 00:12:09,679 --> 00:12:10,399 Speaker 2: Have you seen the angels? 278 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:10,720 Speaker 11: Mmm? 279 00:12:11,159 --> 00:12:14,759 Speaker 2: So freaking hot. I'm getting hot. Stop I don't want 280 00:12:14,799 --> 00:12:16,879 to hear it. I don't either. Okay, Remember I said 281 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:20,480 you could come to the war, but only to shoot projectiles. 282 00:12:20,519 --> 00:12:21,720 All right, Oh, I'll. 283 00:12:21,519 --> 00:12:24,240 Speaker 14: Be shooting projectiles all right, you know what I mean. 284 00:12:26,399 --> 00:12:30,639 Speaker 2: See, Okay, that's see, this is why they didn't let 285 00:12:30,639 --> 00:12:33,679 you in, having Cupid, all right, just get out of here. Okay, Well, 286 00:12:33,759 --> 00:12:36,759 speaking of projectiles, we're gonna be you know, let's see, 287 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:40,399 we got some other artillery units here. Oh hey, it's yeah, 288 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,039 ball knock ball knock is sturdy. 289 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:43,600 Speaker 1: Hey, how's it going, fellas? 290 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:45,399 Speaker 2: You guys are looking nice? This is fun. 291 00:12:45,399 --> 00:12:46,240 Speaker 1: We're all here together. 292 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,159 Speaker 15: What a what a what a wonderful time to be 293 00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:49,440 to be together here? 294 00:12:49,559 --> 00:12:49,799 Speaker 6: Yeah? 295 00:12:49,919 --> 00:12:52,519 Speaker 2: Yeah, well it see that you got all the sleeper 296 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:55,240 houses demons. As Chris said, that's great. Thanks for turning 297 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:55,799 out guys. 298 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,399 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know what we're doing. 299 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,480 Speaker 15: Our best things are tough, you know, because we're mostly 300 00:12:59,559 --> 00:13:02,200 we're people. So this is this is weird being out 301 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,200 in the day, just feeling a little, a little tid, 302 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,000 little jet lag. 303 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,679 Speaker 2: But you know, I mean with they're want the best. Okay, oh, 304 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:10,879 I'm sorry to hear that, but we appreciate you your sacrifices. 305 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:13,639 So you're just gonna be loaded up into this cannon. 306 00:13:13,799 --> 00:13:14,360 Speaker 1: Is that the plan? 307 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:14,840 Speaker 7: Yeah? 308 00:13:14,879 --> 00:13:18,000 Speaker 15: You know, I mean we all despite a small statues 309 00:13:18,039 --> 00:13:21,279 way hundreds of tons, you know, we're very stout, We're 310 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:25,120 very dense. I had a full cup of dark matter 311 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,000 this morning, so my stomach's like a quasi right now. 312 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:31,960 It is just so gravity dense. I'm I'm I'm gonna go. 313 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,879 I'm gonna open a black hole on these fellows, you 314 00:13:33,919 --> 00:13:36,720 know what I mean, Just launch me that way and 315 00:13:36,919 --> 00:13:39,320 you know, come what may. But yeah, we're all here. 316 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:42,480 We're feeling very dense, got a very low center of gravity, 317 00:13:42,519 --> 00:13:45,159 too low, some might say, And yeah, we're ready to 318 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,080 do some damage. 319 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,480 Speaker 2: Okay, Well, while you're up in the air, you know, 320 00:13:48,759 --> 00:13:50,679 if you get a little bit of hangtime up there, 321 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:54,000 you know, just just saying for the biggest, scariest looking 322 00:13:54,399 --> 00:13:56,600 angels and you know, just just headed straight for those 323 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:57,840 guys and just sit on their chests. 324 00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,960 Speaker 1: Just trust those rip caages, would you go? Absolutely? 325 00:14:00,159 --> 00:14:02,679 Speaker 15: Look those those angels, they better watch out, okay, because 326 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:03,879 ball knocks come knocking. 327 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,879 Speaker 2: All right, that's right, they better watch out. 328 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,759 Speaker 1: All right. You doing good work, ball knock, great job. 329 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,080 Speaker 15: Hey, maybe maybe one more time, full time sake, Chris, 330 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,440 can I just like to sit on your chest here 331 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:11,879 for a minute. 332 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,639 Speaker 2: We got a little bit of time, Chris, go ahead, 333 00:14:13,679 --> 00:14:15,200 go ahead, do we though, let me do we? 334 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:16,200 Speaker 1: Here we go? 335 00:14:16,399 --> 00:14:19,960 Speaker 2: Just okay, guys, Chris, stop messing her on? 336 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:20,399 Speaker 1: All right? 337 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,440 Speaker 15: Well there you go, get up here we go. 338 00:14:22,519 --> 00:14:23,200 Speaker 2: Let me help you up? 339 00:14:23,399 --> 00:14:23,799 Speaker 1: All right? 340 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:26,399 Speaker 15: Well you boys, take care. Oh, by the way, boys, 341 00:14:26,679 --> 00:14:29,320 next week, if we all aren't vaporized and our existence 342 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:32,440 snuffed out by a victory from heaven, then a party 343 00:14:32,519 --> 00:14:35,080 next week. You both invited. I'll send an email. It's 344 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,080 on its way. Be lovely to have you both. But 345 00:14:37,159 --> 00:14:39,080 bring something they'll bring like a bottle of wine or something. 346 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,600 Speaker 1: Okay, take care, okay, sounds good, ball knock. 347 00:14:41,639 --> 00:14:42,840 Speaker 2: I'll bring something real nice. 348 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,120 Speaker 1: Oh, Chris, Oh, this is single. 349 00:14:45,159 --> 00:14:47,240 Speaker 2: Get ready, get ready. It's a battle shirt. 350 00:14:47,919 --> 00:14:49,200 Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no no no. 351 00:14:49,399 --> 00:14:51,440 Speaker 2: It is time for the parlay. See we got to 352 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:52,799 go out in the middle of the battlefield and meet 353 00:14:52,799 --> 00:14:55,639 with Eavan's commander negotiate, you know, talk. 354 00:14:55,399 --> 00:14:56,080 Speaker 1: All that jazz. 355 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:59,440 Speaker 2: Well, what are we gonna negotiate? Honestly, not much. It's 356 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,440 just your last answer. Shit talked to him. So let's 357 00:15:01,519 --> 00:15:03,600 let's go. Oh yeah, go on and dis miss that. 358 00:15:03,799 --> 00:15:05,960 Yeah yeah, okay, all right, well now keep in mind 359 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,519 we're gonna be in the middle of the battlefield, so 360 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,159 heaven hell, both sides they're watching us right now. 361 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,679 Speaker 1: All right, so you puff out. 362 00:15:11,559 --> 00:15:13,639 Speaker 2: Your chest a little bit, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, 363 00:15:13,639 --> 00:15:15,720 you really good, a merciful smirk. 364 00:15:15,519 --> 00:15:17,759 Speaker 1: On your face, you know. M Yeah, there we go. 365 00:15:18,639 --> 00:15:19,600 Speaker 2: Everyone's watching it. 366 00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:22,840 Speaker 1: Nervous all right, No, you're good, We're good. Just just 367 00:15:22,879 --> 00:15:26,919 play cool, right out, playing cool? Yeah, feel that breeze. 368 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:31,000 Speaker 7: Yeah yeah. 369 00:15:30,879 --> 00:15:34,120 Speaker 1: Why why are we Why are we selling down? Oh no, Chris, 370 00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:35,559 I think the battery is dye. 371 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:37,159 Speaker 11: The battery. 372 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,600 Speaker 2: The battery, Chris, the battery is dying. Get off, Get off, 373 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:42,519 Get off, Get off. We're like, you put too much 374 00:15:42,519 --> 00:15:44,480 weight on it. Did you bring the backup battery? No, 375 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:45,840 we didn't, but you told me not to buy you 376 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,919 said it was extra thirty dollars we didn't know. I 377 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,720 told you not to buy the warranty. The warrants he 378 00:15:49,799 --> 00:15:51,320 was the extra thirty dollars. I wanted you to get 379 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,679 five batteries. Well what do we do? Everyone's watching. Okay, 380 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,279 we're in the mid o. Do we have the horse? 381 00:15:56,559 --> 00:15:59,039 Uh sh, Chris, I got I gotta I gotta ride 382 00:15:59,080 --> 00:15:59,519 on your back. 383 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,279 Speaker 1: What I gotta run on your back? 384 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:03,159 Speaker 2: I can't just walk up to the middle of the battlefield. 385 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,679 I gotta ride on something. Okay, Oh, okay, all right, 386 00:16:06,679 --> 00:16:10,279 all right, all right, all right, mush can't carry on 387 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,600 my mighty steed. 388 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:13,320 Speaker 1: Faster. 389 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:16,279 Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna get spurs and I will going 390 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,440 faster than the tank. This is faster than the tank, 391 00:16:18,639 --> 00:16:22,279 it is, but not by much. All right, okay, all right, 392 00:16:22,279 --> 00:16:23,919 we're getting closer. All right, all right, follow my lead. 393 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:28,360 Speaker 1: Okay, whoa, whoa mighty steed? Oh good boy? 394 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:34,559 Speaker 6: Nay as hell sunk so low that its demons must 395 00:16:34,639 --> 00:16:36,919 ride upon the backs of the eternally damned. 396 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:37,679 Speaker 1: Yeah. 397 00:16:37,799 --> 00:16:38,360 Speaker 6: So, whoa? 398 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,320 Speaker 2: You think you're all tough because you have an armored 399 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:41,320 winged battle horse. 400 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,320 Speaker 1: You're an angel. You have wings already, you idiot. 401 00:16:45,559 --> 00:16:48,480 Speaker 6: I am not an idiot. You're an idiot, Oh good one. 402 00:16:48,639 --> 00:16:49,559 Speaker 2: Who the hell is this guy? 403 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:54,600 Speaker 6: Anyways? I am Gabriel, leader of Heaven's forces and right 404 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,039 hand of the Lord. 405 00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:00,120 Speaker 2: Which hands you wipe with what God's ass handed he 406 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,200 used to wipe the shit with which which hand. 407 00:17:02,879 --> 00:17:04,920 Speaker 6: I will not speak of the Lord. 408 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:07,720 Speaker 2: It's his right hand. Everybody, we just got confirmation this 409 00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:11,480 guy wipes God's ass. Enough, can we begin the parlay? 410 00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:14,119 Oh yeah, let's get this party started, all right? 411 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:15,359 Speaker 1: Go ahead, Purgatory Dory. 412 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:18,279 Speaker 2: It's not my name, whatever you say, Purgatory Dory. 413 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:22,279 Speaker 16: Now, if you'll recall from the last meeting between Heaven 414 00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:24,720 and Hell, no one in Purgatory agreed to have the 415 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:27,799 battle take place here. But we were overruled, and by 416 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,039 that I mean you all just showed up. So could 417 00:17:30,039 --> 00:17:35,079 we possibly negotiate some sort of truce or reschedule or relocation? 418 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:35,720 Speaker 1: No? 419 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,640 Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no no no. Do you have 420 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,720 any idea how much it takes to get a greyhound 421 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,359 bus fare for an entire army? No, I'm not getting 422 00:17:42,359 --> 00:17:44,680 a refund on that. We fight today? 423 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,039 Speaker 16: Well, can we at least get both sides to agree 424 00:17:47,079 --> 00:17:49,359 to no spills or messes? We try to keep things 425 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,720 tidy here in purgatory, got a lot of white, a 426 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:52,440 lot of beige. 427 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:57,880 Speaker 6: Do not worry, Purgatory Dory, Heaven will cleanse, cleanse the 428 00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,920 floor with this bio excrement. 429 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:00,720 Speaker 1: Excrement. 430 00:18:00,799 --> 00:18:04,039 Speaker 2: This guy can't stop talking about shit. I mean, also, 431 00:18:04,119 --> 00:18:06,839 who cleans with shit? That's the dumbest thing I've heard 432 00:18:06,839 --> 00:18:09,359 all day. Hey, you want some shit, I'll take it 433 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:11,799 up right here. Let's get to cleaning. Angel point. 434 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:19,240 Speaker 16: I don't likes Okay, stop, can you guys just go 435 00:18:19,279 --> 00:18:21,440 fight each other and get this over with. I'm gonna 436 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,640 go call a cleaning company. 437 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:25,519 Speaker 2: I don't know why you're calling a cleaning company. Purgatory door. 438 00:18:25,599 --> 00:18:27,839 You got this guy right here. He loves shit. 439 00:18:28,599 --> 00:18:32,880 Speaker 6: Bellat with your blood. 440 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,400 Speaker 2: No, we all know it's gonna be brown stains, all right, 441 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:39,920 See you later, poop Angel. Well, I think that went 442 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,680 really well. I mean I might have shit a little bit, 443 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,039 but you know, I think it went good. 444 00:18:43,519 --> 00:18:44,799 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I think that's a sign of a 445 00:18:44,839 --> 00:18:48,559 good parlay. So when does the actual fighting start. 446 00:18:48,839 --> 00:18:51,720 Speaker 2: Oh, not for a few more hours. But now now's 447 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,720 the time where I give my big, huge inspirational speech. 448 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,920 I mean, it's really gonna amp up those troops. So 449 00:18:57,119 --> 00:19:00,039 hand me that megaphone. Okay, yeah, here you go. 450 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:01,640 Speaker 1: Go thinks you're gonna you're gonna love this, Chris. I've 451 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,839 been writing it for weeks. 452 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,480 Speaker 2: I mean it's a little long, but it's really gonna 453 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,240 get everybody super stoked for the battle. 454 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:15,240 Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, creatures. 455 00:19:16,359 --> 00:19:24,160 Speaker 17: Soldiers, Oh ship it started, Go go, go, go go, Chris, 456 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:27,000 come on, come on, we gotta oh god, dog explosions, 457 00:19:27,079 --> 00:19:31,039 Chris long my Crisp scip heavy on. 458 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,480 Speaker 1: Machine guns, machine gun. 459 00:19:33,519 --> 00:19:34,480 Speaker 2: There's the machine gun. 460 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:35,039 Speaker 1: The big one. 461 00:19:35,559 --> 00:19:37,400 Speaker 2: What they didn't let me on the bus with it? 462 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:37,640 Speaker 17: Oh? 463 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,720 Speaker 3: Cut once, go cut, Jason, he said, no machine guns 464 00:19:40,759 --> 00:19:41,359 on the bus. 465 00:19:41,359 --> 00:19:43,960 Speaker 2: Fine, fine, Just to grab me that sword there. I 466 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,759 think it's Golias, but he doesn't look like he's using it. Well, 467 00:19:46,799 --> 00:19:47,920 he's fighting with something. 468 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:48,799 Speaker 7: What is that? 469 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:49,400 Speaker 6: I don't know. 470 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:53,000 Speaker 2: It looks like it looks like David. Yeah, Glad is 471 00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:55,039 using David as some sort of human club. 472 00:19:55,480 --> 00:20:02,680 Speaker 17: Huh fuck God, I'm gonna shove his head up your ass. 473 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:07,559 Speaker 1: Oh please don't. That's the sphirical lion. Oh man, maybe 474 00:20:07,559 --> 00:20:08,240 I should try that. 475 00:20:08,599 --> 00:20:10,240 Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, here's your short You got 476 00:20:10,319 --> 00:20:10,680 your short? 477 00:20:10,799 --> 00:20:11,440 Speaker 1: No need for that. 478 00:20:11,839 --> 00:20:14,680 Speaker 2: Okay, come on cars, come on moving, Okay, come come 479 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:15,519 over here, come over here. 480 00:20:15,559 --> 00:20:19,599 Speaker 3: Oh jeezy, Look is that is that Serberts the three 481 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:20,079 headed dog? 482 00:20:20,359 --> 00:20:22,720 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I think they got something pinned down. 483 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,279 I mean they're really going to town on them, the 484 00:20:24,759 --> 00:20:27,880 body saving them over and over. Oh wait, no, they're 485 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:29,000 they're just humping, aren't they. 486 00:20:29,079 --> 00:20:31,119 Speaker 1: Hey, hey, service, are you? Are you humping? 487 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,880 Speaker 5: Oh hey, fellas. 488 00:20:33,119 --> 00:20:36,519 Speaker 6: Yeah, this is the most action we've gotten in centuries 489 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,400 since all dogs go to Heaven. It's been a while 490 00:20:39,519 --> 00:20:42,960 since we've been able to, you know, do a doggy style. 491 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,039 Speaker 2: And we met. 492 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,279 Speaker 6: Someone really special. 493 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,720 Speaker 7: Guys, this is siety. 494 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:47,880 Speaker 6: We're in love. 495 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:51,039 Speaker 2: Oh you turny dogs. He got's gonna be great together. 496 00:20:51,279 --> 00:20:53,079 But hurry up with that? Are you you kill a 497 00:20:53,079 --> 00:20:53,680 few angels? 498 00:20:53,799 --> 00:20:57,519 Speaker 1: Can't we do that? We'll do good luck in the battle. 499 00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:02,599 Speaker 3: Is the only one having But look at George Washington man, 500 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,079 he is having a blasphem. 501 00:21:05,559 --> 00:21:11,839 Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, she legit teaste the freedom. Nice shooting, George, 502 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:12,319 keep it on? 503 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:13,200 Speaker 6: Who said that? 504 00:21:13,559 --> 00:21:17,279 Speaker 1: Whoa die? Oh? Oh god, don't get it down down, 505 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:24,839 stop on your side on freedom. Come on, I've got 506 00:21:24,839 --> 00:21:29,759 one thousand rounds a minute of America. He's got presidential. 507 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,359 Speaker 2: Chris, there's nothing we can do. 508 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:35,400 Speaker 1: Quick talking to the trench quick. Oh my god? Oh 509 00:21:36,559 --> 00:21:38,359 oh hey, look it's a toothbairy. 510 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,000 Speaker 2: Hey guys, how's it go a long time? 511 00:21:40,039 --> 00:21:40,079 Speaker 3: No? 512 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:43,119 Speaker 2: See, how's your teeth? Who sight are you on? 513 00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:43,559 Speaker 1: Oh? 514 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,920 Speaker 14: No, one's I'm just here for the teeth, baby. This 515 00:21:46,039 --> 00:21:48,759 place is littered with him. Oh look there's one right there. 516 00:21:50,079 --> 00:21:51,319 It's like porcelain gold. 517 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:52,559 Speaker 2: No, I'm still using that on. 518 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,759 Speaker 14: Well, I'm gonna go check under Goliath. And it looks 519 00:21:55,799 --> 00:21:58,559 like he's making it rain later. 520 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:03,960 Speaker 2: You sella bye later to Okay, it sounds like Washington's 521 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,279 moved on, so let's get back out there. 522 00:22:05,279 --> 00:22:11,279 Speaker 1: Come on. Hey, uh well, whoa whoa? Oh Potter Potter, 523 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:16,720 I found you at last time, too dime. I'm not 524 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:20,920 Potter Boltimore. Hey, we'll come down. That's Chris. Oh so sorry. 525 00:22:21,319 --> 00:22:25,319 Speaker 4: I saw a pale, pathetic, skinny, useless, worthless little brown 526 00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:27,720 head boy, and I assumed it was PoTA. 527 00:22:28,599 --> 00:22:31,640 Speaker 1: That's that's not PC of me at all. That's on me, 528 00:22:31,839 --> 00:22:33,400 my bad. Whoa Baltimore. 529 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,240 Speaker 2: You're one of our big guns man, all right? We 530 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,359 you out there ass blasting angels? All right, not obsessing 531 00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:40,920 over a little kid with glasses. I'm sorry, you know, 532 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,119 I just got so excited. 533 00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:44,599 Speaker 1: That's what I do. But hey, if you see Potter, 534 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,400 do me a favor. Tell him to suck it. Okay, 535 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,480 we won't Bye bye okay. 536 00:22:49,599 --> 00:22:53,640 Speaker 2: Coo oh man, Chris, I think this fight's going really well. 537 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:54,039 Speaker 1: Yeah. 538 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey look it's Noster Damis. Hey, let's see if 539 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:57,799 you'll give us a prediction on the fight. 540 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,079 Speaker 1: Hey, Noster Damis. 541 00:22:59,559 --> 00:23:04,720 Speaker 15: Yes, you're name score Joe joj did Jujo Jo Joe Joe, 542 00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:06,039 Jy do jojo Joe. 543 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,119 Speaker 2: It's Chris and Clayton. 544 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:08,759 Speaker 6: Ah. 545 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:12,279 Speaker 2: Yes, of course, Klis said Craton, say, no, Damas, what's 546 00:23:12,279 --> 00:23:14,240 your prediction for the battle. Do you think we're gonna win? 547 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:14,559 Speaker 3: Ah? 548 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,039 Speaker 2: Yes, I see everything division so clear. 549 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:17,640 Speaker 6: We will win. 550 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:21,079 Speaker 1: And afterwards you and I whoa. 551 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:24,920 Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa whoa who could have seen this comedy? 552 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,079 Speaker 1: He shut up, But I. 553 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,160 Speaker 2: Mean, hey, did you hear that he said we're gonna win? 554 00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:31,519 Speaker 1: Eahbody else said he'd live, and he. 555 00:23:30,839 --> 00:23:34,559 Speaker 2: Hed he he could still be alive. He just exploded 556 00:23:35,079 --> 00:23:37,720 out of excitement. You know, you must have known that 557 00:23:37,759 --> 00:23:41,720 the ultimate fighting machine. Doug Gug Gug Gug Chaos three 558 00:23:41,759 --> 00:23:44,200 point two was here. Oh hey Doug, what's up? 559 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:44,480 Speaker 6: Man? 560 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,640 Speaker 1: Hey boys, here we are again fighting a bad fight. 561 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:52,240 Speaker 3: Wow, Doug gug Gug Chaos, you're more machine than demon now, yeah, 562 00:23:52,279 --> 00:23:52,799 that's right. 563 00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:55,319 Speaker 2: After the last season they were only able to salvage 564 00:23:55,319 --> 00:23:58,680 my brain a few figures, my penis, you know, important stuff. 565 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,000 Speaker 1: But I feel like better than that. 566 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,079 Speaker 2: That's so cool. Any big plans for the battle, Oh. 567 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:09,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, I got big, big plants. You didn't tell him, Clayton, No. 568 00:24:09,079 --> 00:24:11,519 Speaker 2: I wanted it to be a surprise. Hey, Prieta Ripulsa, 569 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:12,119 get over. 570 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,319 Speaker 1: Here and do your thing at last. 571 00:24:14,799 --> 00:24:15,960 Speaker 2: Time to cover ear. 572 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:17,119 Speaker 1: We're in pregatory. 573 00:24:17,279 --> 00:24:22,759 Speaker 18: Time to concuer pr that'sime magic wand make my cyberd 574 00:24:22,799 --> 00:24:23,519 even grow. 575 00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:33,079 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, baby we go. Oh wow, look at him, 576 00:24:33,079 --> 00:24:33,799 he's huge. 577 00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:34,799 Speaker 7: That's all right. 578 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:39,680 Speaker 2: Time for the big gods, big big god God, big 579 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:45,519 big gun gods get ready. Oh oh no, Doug gug 580 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:46,519 gug Gug. 581 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,400 Speaker 1: Is down again. 582 00:24:48,839 --> 00:24:50,480 Speaker 2: I don't know if we can put it back together 583 00:24:50,559 --> 00:24:51,279 after that one. 584 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:52,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, probably not. 585 00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:57,200 Speaker 2: Uh wait, do you hear that is that? It's single belt, 586 00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:59,880 It's Santa, It's a Christmas miracle. 587 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:05,599 Speaker 1: Oooo hoo, motherfuckers. Some of you angels have been very good. 588 00:25:05,759 --> 00:25:09,119 It's time to open your presents. Nat Kim drop the 589 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:16,680 mustard gas. Okay, Santa, thank you. Oh you know, Santa, 590 00:25:16,839 --> 00:25:18,880 all you have to do is ask. You don't have 591 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:20,839 to funk me into candy beanis. 592 00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:25,559 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Christmas came early. Santa's if I have to 593 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,119 deliver a Norse pull, knockout. 594 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,160 Speaker 1: Deck the halls and suck my balls. 595 00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:33,240 Speaker 13: Ba la la la la la la la la. 596 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:36,480 Speaker 2: Santa incoming, it'll be fire hit the deck, a falls 597 00:25:36,519 --> 00:25:36,960 of holly. 598 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,640 Speaker 1: Oh shit, I can stop it. 599 00:25:40,079 --> 00:25:45,640 Speaker 2: Oh no, hey day, hey day, Canday, We're going down. 600 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:49,119 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Santa. This is my fault. I'll see you 601 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:53,039 on the other side. Ho no, no, no, no, no, get. 602 00:25:53,039 --> 00:25:57,759 Speaker 2: On, Oh my god, not Santa. Oh Chris, they're coming 603 00:25:57,799 --> 00:26:01,160 down fast. Fund raisinger, move out of the way. You're 604 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,359 about to get crushed. 605 00:26:02,759 --> 00:26:06,920 Speaker 17: What what do you say, Get the cover out of 606 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:07,400 the way. 607 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,599 Speaker 7: I came here. What you say? 608 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,039 Speaker 1: Oh my god? 609 00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:16,799 Speaker 2: We just lost Santa and Napkin the elf and bond 610 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,400 riising girl, sure. 611 00:26:18,559 --> 00:26:21,880 Speaker 1: And fundraising girl. Wow, things took our turn. 612 00:26:21,759 --> 00:26:25,480 Speaker 3: Chris, I thought, look a good Clayton, Paul, God, what 613 00:26:25,559 --> 00:26:26,119 is that weird? 614 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,319 Speaker 2: Sad noise in the distance. 615 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:29,559 Speaker 1: Oh, I what is it? 616 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:30,400 Speaker 17: Oh? 617 00:26:30,519 --> 00:26:35,119 Speaker 2: It's Gorko, the alien freak porcoed Corko. Hey, do you 618 00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:37,039 have any alien powers that you can use to help us? 619 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:41,279 I have the ability to urinate from five orfices. I 620 00:26:41,319 --> 00:26:46,599 am currently doing so well. That might've been helpful during negotiations, 621 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:52,559 but now, Oh no, it's another aerial bookboardman can't cover. 622 00:26:55,079 --> 00:26:56,359 Speaker 1: Clean up? Chris. 623 00:26:56,559 --> 00:26:58,200 Speaker 2: Back into the trench, get back. 624 00:26:58,039 --> 00:26:58,440 Speaker 11: In her. 625 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:06,839 Speaker 1: Oh. Oh, I think I landed on something. What? 626 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:10,880 Speaker 2: Oh is that is that? Sigmund Freud? Are you okay? 627 00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:12,079 Speaker 7: My ego? 628 00:27:12,279 --> 00:27:13,200 Speaker 1: He's bruised? 629 00:27:13,559 --> 00:27:15,480 Speaker 2: What's wrong, Sigmund? Talk to us? 630 00:27:15,559 --> 00:27:21,440 Speaker 1: Man, they got me hid in need? Oh? 631 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,359 Speaker 2: Oh, not your id. 632 00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:31,799 Speaker 1: Oh it's the most important part of me, Sigmund. Some 633 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:32,599 coffee on me? 634 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,599 Speaker 2: What what can we do for you? Is there something 635 00:27:34,599 --> 00:27:35,359 we can help you with? 636 00:27:37,079 --> 00:27:37,920 Speaker 1: It's too late. 637 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:43,960 Speaker 6: Tell my mother. I always want to fuck up. 638 00:27:44,839 --> 00:27:50,279 Speaker 2: Oh, and he's gone, He's gone. Chris, we gotta get 639 00:27:50,279 --> 00:27:50,599 out of here. 640 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:55,319 Speaker 1: I can't writch Did you get that boss about me? 641 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:56,759 Wanted to fuck my mom? 642 00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:57,359 Speaker 6: Yes? 643 00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:02,160 Speaker 2: Yes, Sigmund to go to death, go die well, Freud's dead, 644 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:03,759 Sanna is dead. 645 00:28:03,839 --> 00:28:08,039 Speaker 1: That help things dead? Chris, things are looking krim Man, Well. 646 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,119 Speaker 2: What are we gonna do? We gotta keep fighting, right. 647 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,839 Speaker 1: I don't know, man, it seems like we're losing. I 648 00:28:12,839 --> 00:28:14,119 don't I don't know if we're gonna make it out 649 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:14,640 of this one. 650 00:28:15,079 --> 00:28:18,440 Speaker 3: Well, you know, isn't that like the old saying? You know, 651 00:28:19,039 --> 00:28:21,440 why do you fall down so you can pick yourself 652 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:21,839 back up? 653 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:25,200 Speaker 2: No, that's Batman, you're not fooling me. As Batman begins, no, 654 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,799 that is not an old saying that was made circa 655 00:28:28,079 --> 00:28:33,000 early to mid two thousand teens. Okay, whatever, we Chris, 656 00:28:33,039 --> 00:28:34,599 it's we gotta face the facts. 657 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,880 Speaker 1: We're done. We're you know that I think Heaven won 658 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:37,319 this one. 659 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,559 Speaker 2: Yeah, well so what does what does that mean? I 660 00:28:39,599 --> 00:28:41,119 mean they win? So what? 661 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:41,680 Speaker 6: Well? 662 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,000 Speaker 2: So what I mean they're if they win, they take 663 00:28:44,039 --> 00:28:46,599 over Hell and then you know, if they close down Hell. 664 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,400 You know, and I don't belong up in heaven. You 665 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,079 don't belong up in heaven. Clearly you of all people 666 00:28:52,079 --> 00:28:54,680 don't belong up in heaven. They were just we're just kind. 667 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:59,000 Speaker 1: Of eight away. We don't have an afterlife. After the afterlife. 668 00:28:59,039 --> 00:29:04,640 Speaker 2: We died, and it just goes into there's just nothing nothing, nothing, Chris, 669 00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,720 there's nothing, no ad reads, no nothing. 670 00:29:07,079 --> 00:29:09,640 Speaker 3: Could I just go to like like Purgatory or maybe 671 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,799 like have I could maybe one of the other after Life's. 672 00:29:12,519 --> 00:29:15,000 Speaker 2: Like, I don't know if Purgatory is gonna last after 673 00:29:15,039 --> 00:29:17,119 this battle. I mean, we did a number on this place. 674 00:29:17,119 --> 00:29:19,279 I feel really shut up to Purgatory Dory. I feel 675 00:29:19,319 --> 00:29:22,079 really bad for her. But then you you're a demon, 676 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,079 so what you just what happens when you get killed? 677 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:26,000 Speaker 6: You just die? 678 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:30,480 Speaker 1: We just die s heerma death, bro, it's just over, man, 679 00:29:30,759 --> 00:29:32,519 game over. No takesie backsies. 680 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:36,160 Speaker 2: So but uh, times like these that you think back 681 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,720 and you know, we we had a good run, Chris, We. 682 00:29:39,759 --> 00:29:42,480 Speaker 1: Had a pretty good run. Yeah. Not nine episodes that 683 00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:43,160 ain't bad. 684 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:48,079 Speaker 2: You know, they were all hell real hell. Oh yeah, 685 00:29:48,319 --> 00:29:51,440 it's this entire experience has been one living hell. 686 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,599 Speaker 1: And you know what, I wouldn't have it any other way. 687 00:29:53,839 --> 00:29:56,359 Speaker 2: I've loved every minute of it, except for the moments 688 00:29:56,359 --> 00:29:57,960 that I hated. There were a lot of them. 689 00:29:58,039 --> 00:29:58,839 Speaker 1: There were a lot of them. 690 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,079 Speaker 2: In fact, they might out number the moments that I loved. 691 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,240 But you know, Chris, it's I still I still think 692 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,680 that we created something. 693 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,200 Speaker 1: Special here between you and me, don't hold my hand, 694 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:09,680 get your hand. 695 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,519 Speaker 2: Okay, Sorry I did. I didn't know if this was 696 00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:14,440 so did we fail? 697 00:30:14,759 --> 00:30:15,160 Speaker 1: I don't know. 698 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,039 Speaker 2: I mean, if you look at the podcast, I think 699 00:30:17,079 --> 00:30:18,039 that was a pretty big win. 700 00:30:18,119 --> 00:30:20,119 Speaker 1: I mean, got some really cool guests. 701 00:30:20,559 --> 00:30:23,599 Speaker 2: Not a lot of fun people, had some laughs, had 702 00:30:23,599 --> 00:30:25,359 a lot of tears, a lot of tears. 703 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,640 Speaker 3: A lot of tears, and a lot of blood. Yeah, 704 00:30:27,799 --> 00:30:29,880 and a lot of coum good times. 705 00:30:29,559 --> 00:30:32,519 Speaker 2: Good times. But you know, maybe this is a good thing, Chris. 706 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,640 You know, I mean, we're we're ending things on our terms, 707 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:39,559 like being destroyed by heaven and think, well, not exactly 708 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,799 our terms, but you know, I mean, like you know, 709 00:30:41,839 --> 00:30:43,240 I chose to be in this. 710 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:46,799 Speaker 1: Trench with bombs going off around. Yeah, that was my choice. 711 00:30:46,839 --> 00:30:50,359 You know, I'm ending things my terms. Ish. 712 00:30:50,839 --> 00:30:51,079 Speaker 7: Yeah. 713 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:55,359 Speaker 3: Was there anything you want to say to anyone before 714 00:30:55,359 --> 00:30:56,279 it's all over? 715 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,559 Speaker 1: You know, Chris, I do want to say thank you. 716 00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:03,799 Speaker 3: Thank you to everyone you know who listened and bought 717 00:31:03,839 --> 00:31:06,279 merch And you know, even if you didn't buy any 718 00:31:06,319 --> 00:31:08,720 merch you know, yeah, sorry. 719 00:31:08,519 --> 00:31:09,119 Speaker 1: You know you didn't. 720 00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't support us in any at all. 721 00:31:12,119 --> 00:31:14,480 Speaker 3: Nothing you were of view, maybe shared it with friends 722 00:31:14,519 --> 00:31:16,400 that helps and if they bought merch and that helped 723 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,400 support us, I guess yeah, so what now? 724 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,119 Speaker 1: I guess this is it. 725 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:25,960 Speaker 2: There's nothing to do now except except the cold embrace 726 00:31:26,039 --> 00:31:26,480 of death. 727 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,319 Speaker 1: They're there, Clayton. 728 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:29,640 Speaker 9: I just wanted to give you a hug. 729 00:31:30,039 --> 00:31:32,240 Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm so cold. I'm just all skin and bones. 730 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,240 Oh without the skin. 731 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:36,359 Speaker 1: That's okay, death, you can take me. Now, where are 732 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:36,720 we going? 733 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,200 Speaker 2: Uh hey Clayton, No, no, not now, Chris. 734 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,799 Speaker 1: I'm dying. I'm passing away. It's my time. 735 00:31:42,119 --> 00:31:44,799 Speaker 3: No, no, no, Clayton, look, Chris, Chris, stop, can you 736 00:31:44,839 --> 00:31:47,000 see that I'm about to accept the kiss of death? 737 00:31:47,279 --> 00:31:47,640 Speaker 11: Whoa? 738 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:48,160 Speaker 6: Now? 739 00:31:48,599 --> 00:31:51,680 Speaker 2: You gotta take me on a date first, No, Clayton, seriously, 740 00:31:51,839 --> 00:31:56,599 look over there. There's ships landing over there. Boy, it 741 00:31:56,680 --> 00:32:00,559 can't be. That's all the John Smith looks. 742 00:32:00,559 --> 00:32:03,160 Speaker 1: Tell the found new hell. That's they're here. They arrived. 743 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:07,200 What a sorry? 744 00:32:07,279 --> 00:32:10,640 Speaker 15: We late boys became as quick as we could, which 745 00:32:10,759 --> 00:32:13,200 wasn't very fast as it's big wooden chips. 746 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,160 Speaker 1: Oh thank you, John Smith. 747 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:21,400 Speaker 17: Yo, welcome John Smith's forward march. 748 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:38,240 Speaker 7: John Jacob. His name is my name too, John Jaco. 749 00:32:41,359 --> 00:32:45,119 Speaker 2: I've never seen a more beautiful sight Chris, they do 750 00:32:45,279 --> 00:32:50,440 move in. Wait, more greyhounds are arriving the buses up 751 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:53,440 there on the ridge. Chris. It's the Karens. They made it, 752 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,920 the Karens. What what excuse me? 753 00:32:56,279 --> 00:32:59,000 Speaker 1: Excuse me? Are you the greyhound manager? 754 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,039 Speaker 18: Are bus driver just jumped out of the window of 755 00:33:02,119 --> 00:33:05,079 our vehicle just because we are giving him some pointers 756 00:33:05,119 --> 00:33:08,200 on how he can drive better, And now we're light. 757 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:13,160 This is unacceptable. We need to see your manager right now. 758 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:14,559 Speaker 1: Uh yes, ma'am. 759 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,599 Speaker 2: My manager is right over there across the battlefield where 760 00:33:17,599 --> 00:33:20,240 all those angels are grouped up. I need to order you, though. 761 00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,000 He offers no refunds. 762 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,440 Speaker 1: Oh my god, come on, girls. 763 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,039 Speaker 18: Charge. 764 00:33:26,759 --> 00:33:31,599 Speaker 2: Brilliant? Or should I say, oh captain, my captain? 765 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,759 Speaker 1: Shut up? Chris? But thank you? Oh my goodness, those 766 00:33:34,839 --> 00:33:36,079 Karens are foaming at the mouth. 767 00:33:36,119 --> 00:33:39,160 Speaker 2: Look if those purses fly, it looks like we're gaining 768 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:43,480 ground again. I think we're pulling through Clayton. Is hell 769 00:33:43,559 --> 00:33:44,119 going to win? 770 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:48,039 Speaker 1: Chris? I think we just might. Nothing to do now 771 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,720 but to join the Fray. 772 00:33:49,519 --> 00:33:53,279 Speaker 2: From afar And watch right? What join the Fray from 773 00:33:53,319 --> 00:33:53,759 a farm? 774 00:33:54,039 --> 00:33:54,359 Speaker 1: No? 775 00:33:54,359 --> 00:33:57,279 Speaker 2: No, no, no, We're gonna go into battle quick. Here, 776 00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:04,799 grab those weapons, let's go. Oh my god, oh Chris, look. 777 00:34:04,799 --> 00:34:07,119 Speaker 1: It's that strainerous, pastured. 778 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:10,599 Speaker 19: Bitedick Arnold Clayton. Chris, so good to see you. Hey, 779 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,440 sorry about betraying you the other day. It was all 780 00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:14,840 a joke. We're good, right. 781 00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:18,119 Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, do you want to switch sides again 782 00:34:18,159 --> 00:34:19,239 because you're losing now? 783 00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:22,039 Speaker 19: I never left your side. Still have all the cool 784 00:34:22,079 --> 00:34:24,800 hell equipment. Who gave me underneath this angel stuff? 785 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:25,320 Speaker 1: Oh you do? 786 00:34:25,599 --> 00:34:29,199 Speaker 2: Huh yeah, bro, hell to the end. Well, you're in 787 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:36,800 maybe sooner than you expectated. Sorry, wrong button. You never 788 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:40,159 took off the exploding cockering did you ben adicless? 789 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:45,239 Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's penus blue off so high it 790 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,079 took out an entire angel carrier. 791 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,239 Speaker 2: All right, yes, we are kicking ass. 792 00:34:51,119 --> 00:34:53,039 Speaker 6: You foul damon. 793 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:56,760 Speaker 2: Well, I'll be damned if it isn't the poop Angel. 794 00:34:57,079 --> 00:34:59,599 Speaker 6: You will eat those words, insolent creature. 795 00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:08,559 Speaker 1: You will eat shit. Come on, Chris, Chris quick, are 796 00:35:08,599 --> 00:35:12,000 you your health? Grab that short? Okay? Oh Chris, you 797 00:35:12,079 --> 00:35:12,719 grabbed it wrong. 798 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:16,199 Speaker 2: That's the point. You shaped yourself pretty bad. 799 00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:17,199 Speaker 1: Come on, poop. 800 00:35:17,039 --> 00:35:21,880 Speaker 2: Rangel, show me your warrant. Come on, Chris, you can 801 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:35,800 do this altogether now, hell play. Hey guys, thank you 802 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,880 for listening to episode ninety nine of Good Morning from Hell. 803 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,719 This was a huge, huge undertaking. We had a lot 804 00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:45,400 of special guests, and if it wasn't made thoroughly clear, 805 00:35:45,599 --> 00:35:48,119 let me just say this was kind of an announcement 806 00:35:48,119 --> 00:35:50,039 that In Morning from Hell is coming to an end. 807 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,199 Speaker 1: Bump bump, bump, bump bum. 808 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,280 Speaker 3: We feel like we could make this show for forever, 809 00:35:55,719 --> 00:36:00,679 like all eternity, as the show promise states. But I mean, 810 00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:02,920 it's just so much fun and we are so proud 811 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,360 of everything that we've done. I mean, so yeah, it 812 00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,000 really could go on for wherever. 813 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, But ultimately, Chris and I decided that episode one 814 00:36:10,039 --> 00:36:12,360 hundred was just a great place to conclude the story 815 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,440 for now. We love these characters, you know, as Chris said, 816 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,599 we love this world that we've created, so there's always 817 00:36:17,639 --> 00:36:19,159 an opportunity for us to return to them. You know, 818 00:36:19,199 --> 00:36:22,079 We've kicked around multiple project ideas, but for now, we 819 00:36:22,119 --> 00:36:24,159 wanted to explore some other projects and just kind of 820 00:36:24,159 --> 00:36:26,119 and things on our terms, which is the important thing 821 00:36:26,159 --> 00:36:28,599 that this This was christ andized decision to say, hey, 822 00:36:28,639 --> 00:36:30,880 let's let's let's stop at one hundred right now. 823 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:33,119 Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do a big finale and end it big 824 00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:36,800 and then you know, have fun with it, be happy. Yeah, 825 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:39,400 this was episode nine nine. We have episode one hundred 826 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:42,199 that you can hear what happens with Chris and Clayton. 827 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,119 That'll be out next week, so please tune in and 828 00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,039 we'll have more information about. 829 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:47,920 Speaker 1: Just what's going on. 830 00:36:48,159 --> 00:36:49,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, what's we'd. 831 00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:52,440 Speaker 3: Have going on next Yeah, but we also you don't 832 00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,480 want to thank our crew as made the show, and 833 00:36:54,559 --> 00:36:57,440 we're we're going to talk in detail about them on 834 00:36:57,519 --> 00:37:00,440 our final episode because we could not make the show 835 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:03,239 at all without them. But since we have such a 836 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:06,719 long credits, let's go through our guest appearances for this week, 837 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:07,360 right Yeah. 838 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, we'll talk a lot about the crew next week, 839 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,880 but for now, we're just gonna rapid fire list off 840 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:14,119 everybody that was in this episode. Here we go, James, 841 00:37:14,119 --> 00:37:16,760 Willie Swillhlms, Eric Badoor. They all played the Beatles and. 842 00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:17,639 Speaker 1: They did an amazing job. 843 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:21,519 Speaker 2: Chef Mike was chef byle Michael Jones, Guy Ferrari, Andrew 844 00:37:21,559 --> 00:37:24,760 Rosis played Napoleon Stallen and Ball Knock. All three of 845 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:27,559 those guys, James and Chelsea from Dead Meat Podcast did 846 00:37:27,559 --> 00:37:33,280 Frankenstein and Frankstein's monster. Armando Taurres did Vegan Werewolf. Paige 847 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:36,119 Wesley good friend of ours, and Armando Torses was Samara, 848 00:37:36,159 --> 00:37:39,960 the Ring Girl. Lindsey Jones played Medusa. Gustarolla played both 849 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:44,239 Cupid and Nostra. Damis our amazing, beautiful, handsome. Producer Ben 850 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,800 Ernst played Gabriel the Angel. I'm only saying these things 851 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,480 because I know he wanted to kill us. By the 852 00:37:48,559 --> 00:37:52,119 end of this week, Hannah McCarthy returned to his purgatory 853 00:37:52,199 --> 00:37:55,679 Dory and kurtin Ivan from Riccio played David and Goliath. 854 00:37:55,639 --> 00:37:58,960 Speaker 3: And we had Brian gar s Cerberus, Laurence Sontag as 855 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:02,280 George Washington, Jeff Ramsey as the Tooth Fairy, Todd Womack 856 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:07,239 as Voldemort, the Lovely Lovely Voldemort, Jeremy Dooley as Dougugugugug 857 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:12,239 Gug Chaos as Rita Ripulsa, Greg Miller from Kind of 858 00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:15,559 Funny as Santa, Ryan Haley as Napkin the Elf. 859 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:17,519 Speaker 2: Cayden actually they're two separate people. 860 00:38:17,519 --> 00:38:18,199 Speaker 3: They're good friends. 861 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:23,000 Speaker 2: Kayten Jensen as Gorko the Alien, Zach Anner as Sigmund 862 00:38:23,039 --> 00:38:28,079 Freud Cole Gillian as Death, Jacob Fulton as John Jacob Smith, 863 00:38:28,599 --> 00:38:30,840 and then John Smith as John Smith. 864 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,440 Speaker 1: That is a mouthful a lot of John Smith. 865 00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:37,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, Lindsay Washburn as Karen Snowbike, Mike as Benedict Arnold, 866 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,360 and there's so many. We wanted to include just about 867 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,000 every guest we had in the show, but we couldn't 868 00:38:43,599 --> 00:38:44,480 because it would. 869 00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,039 Speaker 2: Have been a feature length film had we done that. 870 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,679 Speaker 3: Yeah, so thank you to all these great guests who appeared. 871 00:38:50,159 --> 00:38:53,679 Be sure to check them out. And uh yeah. 872 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,239 Speaker 2: Yeah, this has been a lot of fun. This is 873 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,599 this is has been a crazy episode. So thank you 874 00:38:57,639 --> 00:38:59,559 for listening. If you made it this part of the credits, 875 00:39:00,119 --> 00:39:03,199 congratulations you now own good morning from hell. Yeah you 876 00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:07,519 have one week as our boss. That's right, do with 877 00:39:07,599 --> 00:39:10,239 it what you will. Yeah, all right, thanks guys, thanks 878 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:13,079 for listening. Bye, We love you, We love you.