Speaker 1: Hi there, my babes. How are you welcome back to
Vanity Farah? My name is Chris Farrah and today we're
talking Nanity Fiance. It's season twelve, it's episode seven. Actions
speak louder than words. The actions they speak louder than words.
Remember that I'm so old to just all my references
so old. But you know what, if you get them,
you're old too. It's fine and you've come to the
right place for references in the nineties. Okay, my love's okay,
here we are. This is another action packed episode. They
gave us a lot of Paula and Thomas. It was
a Pala and Thomas fueled episode. And you know, are
they sometimes the people that you'd want to fast forward
in other episodes.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So at the same time.
Speaker 1: They know what we needed, which was a foil, a character,
a villain, and.
Speaker 2: Boy did we get it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm really excited to talk about this episode.
Speaker 2: I just really have loved this season. It's crazy, it's good.
There's just.
Speaker 1: A bunch of let's just say, remarkable people. You know
what I'm saying, remarkable, That's what I'm saying. Like from
the the dentnetician.
Speaker 2: The definition of that.
Speaker 1: Okay, the definition would be, yeah, just people that you
can remark on because you know there's a lot to
say and ask questions about try and decipher.
Speaker 2: Okay, So goodness, gracious, whisha we start.
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right now, just to get some last minute tea for
you all. Okay, babes, let's start with Marissa and Edward.
So they're driving up to New York City. Honey, She's like,
do you smell that? And they're in the car and
he's like, yeah, I wasn't gonna say anything, because I'm
a gentleman and I knew I didn't do anything. She's like,
do you think I was farted? He was like, well,
I mean, whoever smelt it dealt it. She's like, no,
that's a factory. We're in the smelly part of New.
Speaker 2: Jersey where they make things, and you know, the waft
of the ingredients not great.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh weird, there's no parts of that in
the DR. It just all smells like coconuts, like good
suntan lotion. You know what I'm saying, the smelly, good kind.
Oh God, bless so.
Speaker 2: But he's excited to see New York, and who.
Speaker 1: Isn't New York's a great city and he's going to
see people walking around and there's just a lot of uh,
you know, people from the DR two.
Speaker 2: So that's exciting, you know. Like again, because I live
in California, it's just like beautiful to go to.
Speaker 1: New York that has architecture the way it does, which
is like much more old timey than California. I love
our nineteen twenties, nineteen thirties architecture in California, like the
Spanish stuff.
Speaker 2: Anyway, it's just very different, like if you haven't been
around there or like the East Coast, it's just brick
is really beautiful anyway, and he's, you know, going to
be around so many people in Pennsylvania. It's something again,
all what do you say, blanca and like you know
green because there's just like grass everywhere. But this is urban, honey.
This is the city, honey.
Speaker 1: There's people, there's noises, there's even more smells. There's metro
you can get anywhere.
Speaker 2: So and plus yeah, he is anyway, he's just like
a kid in a candy store. But before they go,
they go to her apartment and we're.
Speaker 1: Just like so excited to see it, Like it feels
like it's I'm just like Upper West Side almost or something.
Speaker 2: And they park her Beamer.
Speaker 1: Because she has in like a space there. That's so crazy.
Every time I see anyone park a car on the
street in New York, I'm like, you can do that.
I mean, you know, you can spend four hundred dollars
for thirty minutes in one of them parking lots.
Speaker 2: But anyway, goudless.
Speaker 1: So we see her apartment, and by the way, her
apartment is much better decorated, I feel like than her house. Okay,
I mean, godless, it's small, small, modern, you know, and
it's all she needs. Honestly, it's probably a billion dollars.
Speaker 2: Now here's one thing about Edward.
Speaker 1: He will always absolutely find joy and find absolutely from
an automatic utility. So remember how much he loved that
saying Connie and her bathroom no sorry, it was in
her kitchen at her old house. Well, he finds god
bless automatic probably like simple human trash can and you
just like have to wave your hand over it and
just opens, you know, and he like wants to keep
doing it. And she's like seen this before and she
like can't stand and she can't stand him having a
moment of simple, free fun. I mean she can be
like I paid for that. There's batteries. I have no idea,
but she's just like, I'm my girl, girl, go do
something else?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Because you know, the cameras are on you, like you
guys be like, okay, I'll leave you here and to
make friends and I'm gonna, you know, get changed into some.
Speaker 2: Very heavy resort earrings anyway, god bless. So I don't know,
I just like it's just very interesting to me because
it's like she's like stop it. You can't give it
off twice. You have to like stop making moves, or
you can't close it by.
Speaker 1: Making a move. He's like, okay, just let me have fun.
He can't wait to be in New York with himself.
He's just like, get out of here, my god, rare
A'm I going to go first, breathe air first.
Speaker 2: Okay. So she gets dressed, you know, as we said, and.
Speaker 1: Oh, I you know what I messed up. I think
the order of things they obviously had driven there. I
realized I copy and pasted this one they had driven there.
And she was very much like, do you see the
Empire State Building? And he's like, oh yeah. And then
later on she shows him that the Chrysler building, and
she's just like very into him knowing the names of
buildings of a like in a city he doesn't live in,
in a country he just moved to.
Speaker 2: Could you imagine if you just.
Speaker 1: Started to like quiz her on famous landmarks, she'd be like, oh, okay, sorry,
I was just enjoying my life, you know, Sorry, I
was just taking things in my own speed. Sorry, like
she is, and she knows it wildly obsessively controlling. We're
gonna have her like break down and cry about it,
you know, but not before he says that he's aggravated
and feels like the pressure of him being like, you
know everything, and also like I'm jumping around here. It's
hard because he knows what it's like to be adored,
Like when he went to Kleinfeld's. His greeting at Clinefelds
was truly loving, lovely, and for someone who I feel
like has been in awkward situations ever since he landed
in America, I was really happy for him to just
like get a bunch of radiated joy back to him,
just a bunch of smiling women be like, Hi, we
even have to sell.
Speaker 2: Something for one second, we're happy about it.
Speaker 1: That, like, even if we weren't happy to meet you, Edward,
Like it's just nice and not have to be trying
to sell ten thousand dollars worth of wedding stuff and
like a ninety minute period because they got free cheese anyway.
Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah I jumped around here. I'm so sunny.
Speaker 1: They went back to the apartment. Sorry, yeah, that's what happened.
They went back to the apartment, and then he had
gotten money. But you know, God, blessed, and she shows
her off to Klinefelds and they're all obsessed with him,
and he has the moment of his life and then
he has a day walking around and then like they
meet up later and she gets dressed for her night outfit,
which is like this red two piece and again very
heavy looking, almost resort wearing earrings, the kind of earrings
that you think, like that you're gonna wear, you know.
And I never been at these places, but like balie On,
like your fancy night out, or maybe Hawaii.
Speaker 2: Or like Greece.
Speaker 1: I've never been in Majorca. You know, I can see
you can tell me that you'd wear them. You wouldn't
wear them south of France though, too tropical. And you know,
in the face of her being controlling, she's still putting
it down. In the bedroom, he's just like makeup sex.
She's like, well, yeah, that's what we call sex. You know,
when you just get in a fight in America and
then you just like make up and then you just
like fuck. He's like, oh sex dayriculous reconciliation.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I gave my friendch accent.
Speaker 1: She's like, yes, yes, reconcilion, Yes, I mean you know
he must be how do I say this? Like he
must flip in the bedroom and like, you know, she
gets to give up power, you know what I'm saying.
In a way, you know what I'm saying, Like if
she is like this and she doesn't want to be
in normal life, I bet she's not in certain spaces
and that's what's happening. If we're talking about those spaces
being their bed. You know what I'm saying. Do you
know I'm following here? I don't want to be like
telling them sexually what I think they do, but like do.
Speaker 2: You pick up on that? I mean, I'm just saying,
did did that cross your mind? Okay?
Speaker 1: So I have a picture of her and her hair
and her earrings, and I think we have to talk
about it. She really could use a diff style, which
is getting that hair to a different textured place, taking
out some of the heavy extensions, and like letting it
live in like a brown, like a light brown for
a second six months deep conditioning. She's like, you know,
I think, very harsh on herself, and she wants to
like fit into some perfectionist picture. But she's exerting so
much energy to do so. When she's missing out on
some of the finer things in.
Speaker 2: Life, like.
Speaker 1: Better serfware, sorry, a more comfortable living space, freshly hard
boiled eggs. I wonder what happened. I wonder, like, yeah,
she must feel such relief when she like, lets go.
You know what I'm saying, And that's why he's there.
M Okay, So.
Speaker 2: She does cry, you know. Uh. She says that she's
terrified to being let down by people.
Speaker 1: Or disappointed and that's why she's hyper controlling. But she
still wants him to be productive because she wants to
see him be successful and she has never seen that
yet in the time she's known him in the DR
or the two days he's been in America.
Speaker 2: So here is the thing.
Speaker 1: Here is my TGDTTT that I took time to put
up in the beginning. So her mom obviously has been
getting some banter on the internet, and she left this comment, okay,
which is I feel like tea. Her name Joanne Huff. Great,
I'm the mom everyone is calling entitled and rude. You
missed a big part of the conversation. Only part of
it was aired before I asked the question. Edwards said
that he was married to an American woman and his
ex wife wanted him to come here to America, and
he said no, he didn't want to come, and she
lived in the Dominican Republic for a while and then
they got divorced because she didn't like the Dominican Republic
the DR and he wouldn't come to the United States.
Speaker 2: He then said that my daughter was special. He came
here for her because she is special. So my response parentheses,
which aired parentheses, was what is it about my daughter
that's so special to you? So before you accuse, criticize,
or abuse, maybe you should know the whole story. I
wasn't being rude. I was responding to something he said
that was not aired. TLC is playing everyone with little
snippets instead of the whole story.
Speaker 1: I'm going to pause this for a second while you
digest what I just said. He's been married to the
American woman. I don't remember them ever saying that. So
if that is that a spoiler that's coming up later,
that's supposed to be like some secret, like because you
and I and everyone knows that they love doing like
a suddenly like I have a secret. It'd be the
perfect secret, like I forgot to tell you that I
actually have been married before and dun dundone it was
to American lady. But I wanted her to yeah, come
to the dr and get happy about it. So why yeah?
If so, what is his answer?
Speaker 2: Then? Why is what made him change his mind?
Speaker 1: Because she is so that special that he didn't care
about the other one as much and he cares about
Marissa more and she just has a job here and
the kids.
Speaker 2: It's so interesting.
Speaker 1: They end this episode by like, you know, hugging and
kissing and saying that you know, he doesn't want to
fight and that things should be okay because they're in
New York and he went to go see her at
her work to make sure he was real. He got
to walk around Times Square. I was like, are you
gonna see like the naked Cowgirl? Are you like, what's
gonna happen to you right now? Are you gonna go
see a Broadway play?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: My god, I would love him too. Go see Oh Mary, honey,
it's very funny. Okay, let's move on to Mallory and Rashid.
Mallory and Rasheet, honey, guess what they did what everyone
wanted them to do. Everyone watched the last episode.
Speaker 2: It was like, what, what's happening? Why are you trying
to like pretend the only way to get his asshole clean,
which now he's obsessed with saying because he knows it's funny.
But sheet's kind of like, you know, like a little.
Speaker 1: Bit like a little boy, where like you laugh at
one thing and now you're gonna get a bunch of
that same thing.
Speaker 2: It's that same thing.
Speaker 1: Like I thought it was cute when he kept talking
about vulgar parts of his body because I was just like, oh,
it's an English language thing, but he knows what he's saying,
and he can't stop talking about it.
Speaker 2: Jesus.
Speaker 1: So they did the thing I guess we all wanted
them to do. I'm so finished my sense, which is
that instead of getting a very expensive, whole asspidete fancy
ass brand new tech toilet, they just got a day
seat for like twenty five dollars from the internet, which
makes sense.
Speaker 2: He's like, water love my asshole. Ha ha.
Speaker 1: We're like, okay, okay, not not too much, buddy, God
if you give him mouse a cookie, She's.
Speaker 2: Like, I have.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy that you know we got it figured out,
because I don't want you to leave me. He's like,
shot the motherfuck up, I'd never leave you in the
way he does it, that part was great. Now she's
preparing a document, honey, and the document is this is
the tangible cash that's flowing through me to you. Now
she could have put more, it feels like because she
just said what's she's giving to him, period and not
just what she's giving to them, like food and stuff
like that. Okay, So he has procured a he shed
tool shed. He gets to do a little carpentry work,
woodworking in like his own little space in the back,
you know, like Shae has one of them sheds, but
that you know, Shay's shed is four nicole, which, of
course all is like, get the fuck out of my shed.
I'm gonna turn that into a she shed like you've
never seen, honey, you haven't seen a spot that I
won't do in this thing. I'll get a massus, I'll
get a facialist, I'll get someone who waxes.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, anyway, God bless.
Speaker 1: So he's in there and then she comes in when
she does the math that she's wanted to do, and
she shows him her list of itemized bills. She's paid
for him, and I don't know if it's just for
him or everyone.
Speaker 2: So let's look at it. Costco.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of charges. There's two ninety six. This
must be food too, two ninety six, one seventy three,
one twenty seven, thirty thirty seven, forty four and one fourteen.
Speaker 2: God, yeah it's online. Yeah, loves car, I got I
love Costco too. Her house is fourteen eighty eight, the
car insurance is one forty four. The car payment's five hundred.
Must be a nice car. Yeah, one hundred dollars for
internet lows.
Speaker 1: Honey, there's a bunch of stuff that lows. And that
was probably, you know, mild stuff for the house. But
also I wonder if that means the bidet twenty six dollars.
Was that the bidet could be she has some other
stuff for lows and then she just has power one
oh six. So she's hitting in with the bills. She's like,
you have to see what's flowing through me. He's like, okay,
let me just add one one fifty to my parents
because they live in a tent. And it's hard when
he says that, because she's like, I know, I know
the tend but yeah, unfortunately for her, she was in
a horrible car wreck, I don't want to say it,
like that car wreck.
Speaker 2: And.
Speaker 1: She procured what I'm assuming is a lumpsum that is
meant to be there for her because of the fact
that her body was put in harms way, and like
is forever changed by this. I'm assuming that she has
like a reputable wealth advisor or like money person because
in my I don't want to give fine on this
is not financial advice, but in my limited resources, if
you do get that kind of cash, I mean whatever,
it should be in something that is protected in a
way that is not takeable by something else, so like
a trust or an LLC or something like that. Because
of course this is where he's now asked for a
monthly money and we know that he knows about the settlement,
and she's also working two jobs, and then she's like,
I need a prenup and he doesn't take that well.
Speaker 2: He says that he's heartbroken over it.
Speaker 1: Now, of course we get her little backstory, which is
that she doesn't have the family unit that he does.
In fact, her parents divorced when she was ten, which
yeah I was six six 'ty eight, So She's like,
it was a very hard, long divorce and I was
put in the middle, and I was like, girl, I
feel you anyway. So I'm on her side. Obviously I
like them a lot. And the truth of the matter
is her money does come from this thing where she was,
you know, has less intestines. So I think this money
should be protected. He wasn't there when she procured it.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: He He's like, yeah, you know in america's fifty to fifty.
Speaker 2: But it's like, no, it.
Speaker 1: Should be what you procure over the time spent together
in relationship to how much you have. I do think
like if millionaires marry, you know, people, they have to, like,
you know, after a certain amount of time help them out.
If you're like married for five years or ten years
and more, that.
Speaker 2: Means a lot.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean, so I want I don't know what
she is for her money. I don't know how much
money she's worth. I don't know if he's a millionaire
or not. But I will say I'm hoping that her
money is already protected. It should be in a word
and again like a trust or something hopefully like a
trust where half of it's like, you know, put back
into like a mutual fund, just like getting twenty percent
taxed over you know more just like I'm sorry, or
twenty percent at least like yielded taxes when you take
it out.
Speaker 2: But yeah, you know, like.
Speaker 1: A situation that like makes her money grow. If you're
going to have a huge principle like that, I'm just
saying I need her to have like some smart person
in the town. Definitely not Brandy, give her some financial
financial advice.
Speaker 2: Okay, my love's I'm going to move on to.
Speaker 1: Palla and Thomas. So they're talking after having a huge fight.
You know, they're like mad. They've been mad with each
other the whole time, so like they've been mad, mad, mad,
And it's over the fact that she at first just
has a small closet too small for her, and he
doesn't seem to think it's a problem. And when he
gives her like a box more space, she says it's
not enough, and he feels like she's not appreciating what
he has done. But what she's saying is I need
this very specific thing and you're not giving it to me,
and it's hard for me to live. And it's not
just the closet, because we all know, it's the dining
table too, Like you have to have, unfortunately a lot
of things as options to make someone feel comfortable, and
not everyone needs everything. But some people need a clean space,
some people need a lot of food, some people need,
you know, a comfortable bed, some people need space and
also have a lot of things, and some people need
to not feel like they're living out of like one
weird corner that's also being occupied by your other things,
because symbolically it means that you consider that longstanding people
in your life and in your space and deserve it,
you know, like deserve the space accordingly because it's now
their space. And I think that we've seen that before
and I definitely feel like Paula has that.
Speaker 2: Plus she has a lot of things, the miniatures and
everything like that.
Speaker 1: And they also don't communicate well because he gets so
upset and defensive that he just like wants an apology
and he's still like upset about the perfume, and she's like,
before you just demand apology of me, are you even
truly understanding what I'm saying. I want to be able
to talk to you and express my feelings, and it
is just so like this is this is interesting. I
wish that we had had more of them to understand
the way that they communicate before these kind of awkward
blow ups, Like I wish that we have gotten them
out in Long Beach more because right now we're just
like on venice boardwalk, like on a bike. He loves
a dual tandem bike, or she's just sitting on the back,
you know. However, he knows one thing that she likes
besides not knowing about the closet space and the miniatures,
is that she likes haunted shit, and so he takes
her to Long Beach. Long Beaches own the Queen Mary.
It is a big as shit and I didn't realize
it was a hotel. That's done with me. Yeah, it's
a hotel. I don't think of it as a hotel
because during Halloween is when I usually go. When it's
like a spooktacular Halloween Haunted of course because there is
ghost there ship and it's fun. I mean, you know
what I'm saying, Like you have to board a haunted ship.
It's scary af you know. Plus it's like Immercy theater.
So she's so into it and so are the people there.
We meet Stosia and Captain James. They introduced themselves their
Queen Mary employees. They're like, let's tell you about the
Lady and White. It's the famous ghost on the ship.
And then you know, Paula is like, I get the
reference because I want to get married here. I'll be
the lady in white. I'm going to die and haunt
him here. At one point they go and search the
bow the ship and a seagull comes over like basically
scuttle and we're like, oh, because she does have red hair.
Speaker 2: She gives aerial vibes.
Speaker 1: And then at the very end of the tour, Stasia
that's why I remembered her name, just because she's about
to say this line says I hope I can get
you queen married, And I was like, oh, yeah, I
love a pun. Yeah, you know that's up someone's alley
or you know, up someone's ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Like that's people who.
Speaker 1: Like any sort of of course haunted situations or any
sort of Likeate's situation. I'm imagining they've done many a
Pirate Wench themed weddings. They also could do a Peter
Pan wedding. I don't know, you tell me, wou would
you get married at Queen Mary, or would you just
like go to one of the Halloween Hohrror night situations there?
And also Shouldstasia and Captain James get.
Speaker 2: A huge bonus for this? Absolutely? So she asks him
if his family will come to their wedding, you know,
and because her family is totally gonna come, or like
his family, Yeah, why the fuck wouldn't his family come?
But then we get the backstory. So his parents are divorced.
Speaker 1: You honey, knee honey, Mallory honey, Allison Shay's daughter, honey.
So his parents are divorced, and his mom, you know,
is we don't know, and his stepmom we don't know,
and we have story is Palette actually had gone and
met his family, and when he met his mom, she
posted pictures on her social media and then his stepmom
saw those pictures and was wildly angry slash.
Speaker 2: Envious, slash mean and awkward about it. And it's like weird.
Speaker 1: So now they have to go and pay their respects
and try and get them to just be on board
for their son's wedding. I mean, what an evil stepmom?
What are you just like every Disney princess.
Speaker 2: Now we're gonna like talk about Scuttle and now I
was like jumping to like Maleficent, What the fuck? Just
let someone live. I mean when people.
Speaker 1: Get super like possessive in their old age of people
like I don't like her, you shouldn't be friends with her.
Speaker 2: When it's something.
Speaker 1: Family related and that person has a child, I mean,
that's crazy. Now on the plane, they're self recording, and
she brought her miniatures, and they're obviously on the way
to Charlotte and a farm. Specifically, we realize that his stepmom,
the one that is like the villain, is named Renie. Okay,
And Renie sees Pala and can't stop commenting, how one
what she's wearing is not it?
Speaker 2: Not it? And at first it's like.
Speaker 1: Just long black pants, and Pala's like, bitch, I just
got off a plane.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I didn't travel in plane and farm clothes. It was
a long play rider now in Indiana, and I came
from California and it gets cold on a plane. And
then Renie's like okay. So then Rena can't wait to
see her outfit post making this big situation. And you know,
here's the thing.
Speaker 2: It's this.
Speaker 1: What looks like Jean's like, sorry, skirt, but then she
calls it a skirt and Tim or Thomas knows. Thomas
is like, hey, what do you think? Is this a
farm outfit or what I mean? Renie's like no, so fast,
Rene hates her. Rennie has a lot of opinions, and
guess what, they're all negative. They're all combative. She's not nice,
not warm, doesn't give a about someone's experience in the moment,
and definitely doesn't know either how she comes off or
again wants it that sort of like volatile, that aggressive.
Speaker 2: She is aggressive.
Speaker 1: I think that, honestly, there would be a situation where
if I met someone like that, I would just be
smiling because I would be so I guess somewhat delighted
that someone could be so canctarious cankerous. I don't know
if it's one of those words, you know what I'm saying,
where someone is so mean, so cruel for just like
no reason. I think I would find it's something funny,
like every time she do it, I'd be like, wooh mmmmm, yep,
don't like it, big surprise, no mm hmm. But tell
me how you real feel, you know that kind of thing,
Tell me how you really feel, tell me how you
real feel. So anyway, uh, they get a beautiful night
in an RV.
Speaker 2: Now that's fine. Everything is small in there, like he said,
But bitch.
Speaker 1: Loves a miniature. She's like, oh, this is I get
to live in a miniature, a miniature, small, smaller version.
Guess what, This RV is still better situated than your apartment.
Speaker 2: I think this RV has a dinning table. I've slept over,
I've I've.
Speaker 1: Slept inn RV, but you know, because I'm from coastal
parts of town, I've slept in a boat. And I
kind of think it's like whimsical to sleep in a
place that's smaller than usual, especially because, yeah, like in
the Western world, you know, you have so much space.
Speaker 2: There's something kind of.
Speaker 1: Obviously perspective changing to to suddenly have like a smaller
space for your.
Speaker 2: Body to be.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it feels almost like Disneyland or
something like that in a weird way. So yeah, she
you know, she says this, which I think is so funny.
She says, animal crap is not my shit. And I
was like, yeah, animal crap is not your shit. Some
other crap is your shit. Not animal crap. Anyway, I
caught that. I found that amusing. I'm sorry. Is that weird?
Speaker 2: Yes, of course it's weird. All right, my babes. I'm
going to have that end part one and I will
go on to part two where I will talk about
Katie and Josh, Aisha and Maxwell and of course I
called to Malcolm last episode. I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 1: And that's Perry menopause for you, Shane, Annabel Okay, babes,
thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 2: I hope that you enjoyed this and that you'll enjoy
part two.
Speaker 1: Of course, give me five stars and follow me wherever
you can. Add Chris Silfara and Chris Fara, thank you. Bye,