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<v Speaker 1>Brace.

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<v Speaker 2>You're watching Chewing the Cud with Lee Robertson and Dominic Berry,

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>A man like I like my coffee trickling down my

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<v Speaker 1>windscreen on my car as I drive away. Who you're

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<v Speaker 1>watching Chewing the Card? You're lighthearted? A weekly look at

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<v Speaker 1>the world through a slightly glittery camp window. I'mony Robertson,

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<v Speaker 1>and with me today is a very own, poetic, playful

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<v Speaker 1>bottom enthusiast. It's tomonic Berry. Hello. I'm say I have

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<v Speaker 1>seen the episodes where you you give a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>love to the bottom.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, why would I not?

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<v Speaker 2>Why? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? What have you got for us this week?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? Lee, this week I'm bringing everyone a story about

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<v Speaker 2>a family activity which is certainly he raised a few eyebrows.

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<v Speaker 3>And I am going to bring you Lee poetry.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye.

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<v Speaker 1>You mean you to say you're a poet?

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<v Speaker 2>Definitely.

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<v Speaker 1>I did not realize that I even have a game

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<v Speaker 1>for you to play along with. But on screen now

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<v Speaker 1>you can see our contact details. It's at the cut

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<v Speaker 1>TV on your social media and if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>catch up with previous episodes, you can always binge us

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<v Speaker 1>on YouTube look for Chewing the Cord.

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<v Speaker 2>You can now see the names of people who have

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<v Speaker 2>reached out and touched our souls going along the bottom

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<v Speaker 2>of the screen. And now it's time to get all

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<v Speaker 2>caught up in the showbiz with Lee.

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<v Speaker 1>So Valentine's Day is it is literally around the corner

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<v Speaker 1>word celebrities. They don't miss, they don't miss an opportunity

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<v Speaker 1>to merch in up. Are you a Rhianna fan? No? No,

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely nothing to do anyway. She's she's launched her new

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<v Speaker 1>lingerie range in time for Valentine's Day. I'm sure you're

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<v Speaker 1>very interested in this. Yes, So she has this Savage

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<v Speaker 1>ex fenty thing where she does makeup and clothes and stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's worth two point two billion pounds. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of that's a lot of underwears. She elks fifty

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<v Speaker 1>percent of it. But she's come out with a Valentine's

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<v Speaker 1>Day collection and it's it's the first since she kind

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<v Speaker 1>of had a hiatus after having a baby. We've got

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<v Speaker 1>this is. I don't know how I feel about. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously I'm a homosexuals. I don't feel anything, but it

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<v Speaker 1>looks a little bit, a little bit tacky. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not an expert. Yeah, she's so she's she's she's

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<v Speaker 1>had a little bit of a hiatus because she's had twins,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's been really cool because she's a boy mum.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently she's the only female in the household. It's inspired

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<v Speaker 1>wring her to be even more kick ass than before

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<v Speaker 1>by getting her Buttom out and so fans were delighted

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<v Speaker 1>distultring new campaign. That's cute. I like that. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>they're twins. Obviously I got that wrong, because one's far

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<v Speaker 1>smaller than the other one, or everyone's much greedier than

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<v Speaker 1>the other one. And I like that more than seeing

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<v Speaker 1>a ask cheeks covered in rose petals.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's fair to say that Rihanna's ass cheeks

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<v Speaker 2>are not geared to us. We're not the target audience

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<v Speaker 2>of her.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that we might appreciate them in a music video.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, so he is my I don't I

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<v Speaker 2>don't believe. I don't believe. You don't believe, believer like

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<v Speaker 2>she's one of them. I think of voice. In my opinion,

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<v Speaker 2>it sounds really insincere, like you hear is someone like

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<v Speaker 2>you know, Wreatha Franklin or Dusty Springfield showing my age.

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<v Speaker 3>Like you believe them, You're like, yeah, you go for it.

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<v Speaker 2>And Rihanna like, to me, she always sounds like she's

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<v Speaker 2>going through the motions, like some of the tunes are catchy,

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<v Speaker 2>some of the you know, production values are interesting, but

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<v Speaker 2>just a voice, I'm like, nah.

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<v Speaker 1>You lost your yes fabulous ask cheek.

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<v Speaker 1>So so that her sort of logo with the sister

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<v Speaker 1>get back in there and love me. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>I was ever in her. No, I was never in her,

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<v Speaker 1>but I can appreciate her from a distance. So if you,

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<v Speaker 1>if anybody fancy his bras nickers from from from Rihanna

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<v Speaker 1>and then go on to her love line collection since

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<v Speaker 1>stores now, I would imagine it's not cheap. I don't think.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think we're talking primark prices here.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you could make that yourself, couldn't you. Fanastic

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<v Speaker 2>you know, bitter cling film, Yeah, yeah, stick foraging down

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<v Speaker 2>the park for a few like natures and branches make

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<v Speaker 2>a bowl like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm liking this. I think this is something we should

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<v Speaker 1>we should explore, explore further, right, Okay, so next show

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<v Speaker 1>his news We've got so last year there was a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of a craze where there was a certain influencer

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of kind of like some of them were

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit hit from a little bit miss but

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<v Speaker 1>he's kind of updated it with some so not necessarily

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<v Speaker 1>all current celebrities. There might be celebrities that have kind

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<v Speaker 1>of passed on. He's not taking a picture of a

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<v Speaker 1>corpse and then put it next. He's kind of just

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<v Speaker 1>like so he's like, let's have a log and see

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<v Speaker 1>what we think. So first off he has We've got

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<v Speaker 1>Janet Jackson. Okay, Janet Jackson with her younger self.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness, now dying.

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<v Speaker 3>I do believe you believe in Janet.

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<v Speaker 2>I had the great joy I saw at Glastonbury Festival

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<v Speaker 2>and she was really like the media slagged her off

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<v Speaker 2>like she's lost it. I thought she was amazing. One

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<v Speaker 2>of them where I think, I don't know, maybe I'm wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>I just really believe Rhythm Nation what so that's beautiful,

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<v Speaker 2>really successful.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really Yeah, So that thumbs up for that one.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got the next song, We've got a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>sort of like more. We've got Harry Styles, okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's young. Now, I think that's weird.

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<v Speaker 2>This is how out of touch I am. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I know Janet Jackson is. I do know Harrisa.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought he still looked like this. I thought I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>He still does for most people. I mean it's a

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<v Speaker 1>bit his head is much bigger. I mean, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>you grow, but you don't like become giant.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it has been said that it's not uncommon

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<v Speaker 2>for gay men to occasionally be a little narcissistic in

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<v Speaker 2>their life partner choices. The sometimes gay men look for

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<v Speaker 2>partners a bit like themselves. I think this looks like

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<v Speaker 2>a gay couple.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think kind of like a daddy?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I've seen these two on the street.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a pawn hob image that uncle teaches me a lesson.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it looks a bit like the Granta Vierge looks

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<v Speaker 1>a bit like Matt Willis from Busted.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, you know, he don't look happy to

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<v Speaker 2>be there. He's happy because he's like getting loads of money, because.

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<v Speaker 1>He knows how much money he's made in the future.

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<v Speaker 1>So's yeah, so we've got Harry Styles, then we've got

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<v Speaker 1>we've got Beyonce. H I mean it's actually quite a

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<v Speaker 1>good photograph, as in how they've done it so that

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<v Speaker 1>they look like they're actually in the same room.

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<v Speaker 3>None of our viewers will agree with me, do you not?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you not believe?

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<v Speaker 3>I believe and the gays lover don't they?

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<v Speaker 2>And I have tried because I know that she is

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<v Speaker 2>an innovative artist and an artist who is about empowerment.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe her.

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<v Speaker 1>The final bit of showy news. Have you seen the

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<v Speaker 1>film Queer with Daniel Craig.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you seen it?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't, I would like to.

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<v Speaker 1>I yeah. I mean I'm not going deep in this

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<v Speaker 1>because this is talking about penises. So in the film

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<v Speaker 1>allegedly mean there's some full frontal nudity. But the debate

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<v Speaker 1>has been in Hollywood whether or not the stars war

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<v Speaker 1>prosthetic penises during film instead of instead of having their

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<v Speaker 1>own penises and.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>So I've got very strong views on this, very strong.

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<v Speaker 2>But on one hand, everybody should have complete control over

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<v Speaker 2>their own body, and someone shouldn't be exploited if they

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<v Speaker 2>want to be like famous, they should not be told

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<v Speaker 2>nanaw you've got to get your dick out for this.

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<v Speaker 2>That shouldn't be the case. That shouldn't be the case. Cocky, right,

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<v Speaker 2>But on the other hand, like bodies of bodies and like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, it seemed to me that like you know,

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<v Speaker 2>Velvet gold Mine, the ninety nineties movies with Ewan McGregor

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<v Speaker 2>always yeah, well exactly, and.

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<v Speaker 1>The scripts back if it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly, And I just kind of think there's a certain

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<v Speaker 2>prudishness that is like common and like, you know, what,

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<v Speaker 2>what are the reasons, what are the reasons?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we've got we've got it. We've got a picture

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<v Speaker 1>of Daniel and Drew and they're kind of doing their

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<v Speaker 1>press press junkit thing, so that the Daniel sorry, Drew

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<v Speaker 1>kind of said, yeah, I didn't really want to expose everything.

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<v Speaker 1>The guy Apollo, he goes, he was like it was fine. However,

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of open to the whole kind of new

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<v Speaker 1>topic about prosthetics, prosthetic penises, which is big business in

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<v Speaker 1>America apparently so quite often if you non poorn related,

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<v Speaker 1>if you if you're watching like a movie and there's

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<v Speaker 1>or it may be a fake penis with they are

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<v Speaker 1>with the very look, let's just see if we can

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<v Speaker 1>see now these are examples of stunt cocks, the very detailed.

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<v Speaker 2>Any viewer who's loving watching that, good for you. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. That make me think maybe I'm not gay.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe I was gay before I did this show.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I'm not anything.

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<v Speaker 1>It wouldn't attached to a human being. It's not just

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<v Speaker 1>like they so fine, they fine looking down a plate.

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<v Speaker 2>They are vile.

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<v Speaker 3>They are absolutely vile.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty twenty five is the year of the stump pen.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the end of this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, thank you for very very much for that, Lee,

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<v Speaker 2>I shall have nightmares for the next three years.

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<v Speaker 1>Why not ghost pens. You're welcome, So stay right there

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<v Speaker 1>because coming after the shortbreak, we get up today in

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<v Speaker 1>the bus dominic. Welcome back, and you're watching Chewing the Card.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the part of the show where we go

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<v Speaker 1>through some of the more salacious stories from the Internet

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<v Speaker 1>and dom and it brings us to the buzz.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Lee, it's often spoken about how these days people

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<v Speaker 2>feel quite isolated. It's so common people are sat at home,

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<v Speaker 2>not going out to bars, not gats clubs. They're just

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<v Speaker 2>scrolling through Grinder or Instagram or whatever. The TikTok A

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<v Speaker 2>you're familiar with the TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going to be banned though, isn't it. But I

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<v Speaker 1>like the team ay more for just the lovely shopping experience.

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<v Speaker 2>That is beautiful, and so should you. Well, I'll tell

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<v Speaker 2>you about one fellow who really hopes that TikTok isn't

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<v Speaker 2>banned because it's what he's got at the moment. He's

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<v Speaker 2>more isolated than anyone in his bedroom. There is a

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<v Speaker 2>he has decided to go sailing three thousand miles across

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<v Speaker 2>the Cific Ocean. And he's on a twenty seven foot

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<v Speaker 2>long boat and that's it. That's all he's got. So

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<v Speaker 2>his bed is there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a raft pretty much.

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty much. Here's the fella, here's the fella, this particular bit,

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<v Speaker 2>lad he's quite cheerful on all his TikTok. He's not moaning.

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<v Speaker 2>He's coming across that he's having a great time. Although

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<v Speaker 2>this particular image. It is him screaming which you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Of earth and no one will hear.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, So he's getting a really big following, and

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<v Speaker 2>he's really celebrating this journey. He's being really upby that.

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<v Speaker 2>He's completely for He's left behind the life of being

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<v Speaker 1>In the world that no one can hear. Somebody, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you can still get Wi Fi? That's interesting. Does he

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<v Speaker 1>That I immediately go, oh, well, don't you but how

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<v Speaker 1>are you going? Yeah? Is he doing it just for

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe he's doing it for any charity. He

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<v Speaker 2>it does look rough. It's not like one of these

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<v Speaker 2>reality TV shows where they like film a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>I believe he is doing it. He definitely looks like

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<v Speaker 2>he's doing it. So he's over one hundred miles from

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<v Speaker 2>the nearest person. He's currently between Tonga and New Zealand,

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<v Speaker 2>and he says, very few places on the planet are

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<v Speaker 2>lungs with one hundred percent certainty that no one will

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<v Speaker 2>hear you, accept perhaps a couple of little fish.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think you'll find in Mike's bedroom is very similar.

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<v Speaker 3>Poor Mike, he's not even here to defend him.

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<v Speaker 1>Screaming in his bedroom. Nobody can hear him.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's move on, let's move on, let's move on. So

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<v Speaker 2>good luck Luke, Good luck Luke. Except we're going to

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<v Speaker 2>move on to a Brazilian TV personality and I'm probably

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<v Speaker 2>the Scottish loche you're atch, you're rat, you're at, you

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<v Speaker 2>would say you're at. Okay. So she's a mum okay

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<v Speaker 2>on only Fans. What's she doing if our viewers aren't

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<v Speaker 1>Only fans But most of them actually, they've all got

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<v Speaker 2>Only Fans is a site where people can make adult content,

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<v Speaker 2>such as them having a lovely time in the nuddy

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<v Speaker 2>and this Brazilian mum, her only fans is filmed by

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, this is getting creepy.

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<v Speaker 2>Her lad, there he is, there's the mum, there's the son.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, what's your knee jerk reaction to thisly?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I need to know more. I mean, it says

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<v Speaker 1>explicit content. What kind of.

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<v Speaker 2>Explicit Well again, because only fans, there's only fans, and

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<v Speaker 2>there's only fans, isn't there right?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, Arthur is the name of the nineteen year

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<v Speaker 2>old fella, and he says on YouTube, he says it's

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<v Speaker 2>nothing more than just a nine to five job. When

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<v Speaker 2>his mum, he says.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm it's thankful. Was his reaction.

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<v Speaker 3>He says, I don't get horny. She's my mother.

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<v Speaker 1>I came out of her vagina. Yeah, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to see things going back in her vagina. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>To swap, to swap, the swap, like the order of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm i'm these days. These days, I'm a forty

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<v Speaker 2>five year old poet, And when I wasn't forty five,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm no stranger to being naked. Okay, says no, that

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<v Speaker 2>was this is before only Okay, yeah, yeah, my penis

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<v Speaker 2>is all over Channel four. Really yeah it is yeah

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<v Speaker 2>My penis is there for everyone to show comfort their horse.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it was it like part of a part of

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<v Speaker 1>an enfumbler.

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<v Speaker 2>It was planned. It was like there was a wonderful

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, this isn't the only time. This is just

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<v Speaker 2>this was the first time. It was a documentary on

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<v Speaker 2>like people who like to get naked and they used

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<v Speaker 2>to mean him and my entire penis on the on

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<v Speaker 2>the end, it was like the climax. I didn't climbax.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the climax of the show me performing my

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<v Speaker 2>poetry nut And you know, my mum has watched that

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<v Speaker 2>near enough everyone has watched. My mum was very very supportive.

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<v Speaker 2>Now she weren't the one holding the Channel four camera,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know, like I was really glad that was

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<v Speaker 2>because you know what Lee did. It didn't do my

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<v Speaker 2>career any army.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if it might because I signed a contract

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<v Speaker 2>with Channel four that pretty much said, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>might it be a mistake to waggle my willie around

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<v Speaker 2>for Channel four?

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<v Speaker 1>My I regret feeling and after show Google search.

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<v Speaker 4>Look, yeah, it's therefore you well, this joy a little

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<v Speaker 4>bit icky, I mean, but not doing anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's a thin line, isn't it. If my mum

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<v Speaker 2>had been like going, oh, you know, what is an

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<v Speaker 2>idea for us to do instead of instead of going

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<v Speaker 2>for a walk in the park on a Sunday, let's

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<v Speaker 2>get the camera out. Maybe that's the line. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I you know, I say good on them.

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<v Speaker 2>I say good on them. I think, yeah, I think

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<v Speaker 2>we're we're you know, let's not shame. Let's not shame

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<v Speaker 2>any careers. He could be working in an office and

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<v Speaker 2>hate in that. He could be working down the mine

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<v Speaker 2>and hate in that, and he's not even his muma

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<v Speaker 2>doing something that they want to be doing.

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<v Speaker 3>Good for them, le good for them, don't work.

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<v Speaker 1>Down the mine. Film yourmm flicking a bean. That's all

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<v Speaker 1>we need.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all we need, that's all we need.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if you want to help out with your family business,

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<v Speaker 2>you could share the information with us. We are on

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<v Speaker 2>at the cud TV on the social media, and that

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<v Speaker 2>brings us to the story of the Weekly. The story

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<v Speaker 2>of the week, Brady Fagel, I think I'm saying it right.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope I'm saying right, because it is in the

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<v Speaker 2>name of just one person. This is the name of

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<v Speaker 2>two people. Identical name, and some would say that, they

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<v Speaker 2>would say identical looks not related. So these two people

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<v Speaker 2>have met each other. They're both six foot four, they

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<v Speaker 2>have both had elbow injuries. They both went to the

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<v Speaker 2>same Dr. Andrews, and they were contacted by the surgery

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<v Speaker 2>to ask about, you know, forthcoming operations. One of them

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<v Speaker 2>had had an operation six months earlier, and they contacted

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<v Speaker 2>him and you're coming in for your operation now, and

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, what you're talking about has already happened. I've

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<v Speaker 2>done it. And they're like, no, no, no, you've not

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<v Speaker 2>had it done. There was all this confusion they realized

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<v Speaker 2>there was two of them. The conclusion of this story

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<v Speaker 2>is that it is all coincidence. What a thing, right,

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<v Speaker 2>what a bit, same name, similar looks, same injury. They're like,

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<v Speaker 2>we must be related, and they got all the tests

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<v Speaker 2>and they're not.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not.

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<v Speaker 2>It is just coincidence? What a thing? What a thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Doppelgangos.

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<v Speaker 2>As a writer, we are told that coincidences don't exist.

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<v Speaker 3>We're told that that is bad right in.

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<v Speaker 2>As a creative you should always be linking the dots

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<v Speaker 2>and ere Like they said, do you know what? We

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<v Speaker 2>are brothers? We're deciding there, brothers. What a lovely thing

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<v Speaker 2>for them to decide. They met each other, they get on,

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<v Speaker 2>they've got all similar interests.

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<v Speaker 1>Did they then become a couple?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>Looking in the mirror?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't believe that's grim.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe that they revealed their sexuality.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It's interesting? Interesting? And how because it's

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<v Speaker 1>not a pretty common name, is it really?

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<v Speaker 2>You know?

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<v Speaker 3>It's not?

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow?

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<v Speaker 3>And what a happy thing though, Yeah, what a lovely thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Like you know that the gaze often say we have

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<v Speaker 2>chosen family, don't we chose? Often we're not necessarily close

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<v Speaker 2>to our dads or are extended blood relatives, but we

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<v Speaker 2>are the people around us who we have chosen to

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<v Speaker 2>call family. And so have they? What a fantastic thing.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's all from the buzz this week for you, Lee,

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<v Speaker 2>good times.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks very Dominic. I quite often am also mistaken for

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<v Speaker 1>one of the brothers of the four Brothers. What are

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<v Speaker 1>they called? Hemsworth? Not the same person yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Do not go anywhere, viewers, because coming up, we are

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<v Speaker 2>going to have a game for all of you to

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<v Speaker 2>play in our Game of the Week.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to Cheering the Card with me Lee Robertson

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<v Speaker 1>and then Dominic Berry. Now this is part of the

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<v Speaker 1>show where we're going to play games and this one

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<v Speaker 1>has been specifically designed to play to dominic strength. So

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<v Speaker 1>off you go to our special.

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<v Speaker 2>Areas, my strengths, getting me dick out?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, whose dick is this? Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 3>The week.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're going to play a game called oh Bomb

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<v Speaker 1>and this is a head to head picture of a

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<v Speaker 1>famous bottom all the show and on the screen, and

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<v Speaker 1>we will get three yes or no questions to work

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<v Speaker 1>out whose bomb it is. There's a celebrity ask and

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<v Speaker 1>we've got a I'm going to lose in it because

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<v Speaker 1>you're like an ask Connor sir. Anyway, let's go. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you ready to monek?

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<v Speaker 2>I do right. I had no idea that this was

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<v Speaker 2>going to happen. I am so happy. I'm so happy

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<v Speaker 2>about this. This is like, yeah, if teenage dominic could

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<v Speaker 2>see this was the direction my career was going to

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<v Speaker 2>go in.

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<v Speaker 1>You needed an aid. It's like you need a photograph

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<v Speaker 1>of you now, yea and teenage dominic in this very moment. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so here is the first RS. So you've got to

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<v Speaker 1>ask three questions as to kind of guess who this

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<v Speaker 2>Just I'm so happy, this is lovely, this is so good.

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<v Speaker 2>I would marry that person. I don't know. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know are they Are they a singer?

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<v Speaker 1>Ly No, they are not a singer.

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<v Speaker 2>A singer, Oh gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>It is it is? It is a I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to see what a thin a dressing room that

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<v Speaker 1>are in their own bathroom? Only two questions in.

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<v Speaker 2>My bathroom, in my bathroom, that's where that's where this

427
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<v Speaker 2>fine person is that you've started with a strong So

428
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<v Speaker 2>it's not it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a singer and it's a celebrity.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's a bit blurred.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't see how much hair there is is though?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there is there a lot of hairly no, deducted.

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<v Speaker 2>He is not a particularly very good then some men

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<v Speaker 2>like do the whole like wax in around the bas

435
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<v Speaker 2>and crack na, you know that's now natural, natural jungle.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what we want. One more final question is, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's hard to.

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<v Speaker 1>It's another same.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not hairy alive? Is this is this an antique

440
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<v Speaker 2>bottom it's yes, ye.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not an ass from the beyond that is, they

442
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<v Speaker 1>are indeed still alive with a functioning ass, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this is an actor then, so let's think

444
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<v Speaker 2>of an actor. It might be I think an actor

445
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<v Speaker 2>off of some TV show. Let's have a thing as

446
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<v Speaker 2>I think, is it? Or Ewan McGregor, is it?

447
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<v Speaker 1>Let's have a lot, let us reveal the leg.

448
00:26:00.519 --> 00:26:04.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, I thought I couldn't

449
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<v Speaker 2>love Andrew Garfield anymore? From which show?

450
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<v Speaker 3>Is this? May I ask for no specific.

451
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<v Speaker 1>Reason, we can't tell that we were.

452
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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what to raise the toe? To raise

453
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<v Speaker 2>the toe a little? If you've not seen Andrew Garfield

454
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<v Speaker 2>on Sesame Street, he's been on it recently, does this

455
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<v Speaker 2>really moving thing about grief?

456
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<v Speaker 3>And he really made.

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<v Speaker 2>Me I did know he didn't know. He didn't. No,

458
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<v Speaker 2>he didn't. And when I say I like hairy asses,

459
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<v Speaker 2>I don't mean muppets.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not my fetish.

462
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<v Speaker 1>That's not what oh sack, no, draw.

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<v Speaker 2>The Lives Life Andrew Garfield. Yeah yeah, I give your

464
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<v Speaker 2>bottom ten out of ten, Andrew, your magnificent next bottom please,

465
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<v Speaker 2>So here's your second.

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<v Speaker 1>There are more.

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<v Speaker 2>Slender derry air on this occasion, and that does look

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00:27:07.319 --> 00:27:12.599
<v Speaker 2>very smooth. This gentleman in general looks quite smooth. So yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Question one, Well, is this a person upon the television? Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what I used to love. You don't

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<v Speaker 2>get it anymore? Like embarrassment nudity on soap operas where

472
00:27:27.160 --> 00:27:30.880
<v Speaker 2>somebody would like get locked outside and there part.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the story.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, no one doesn't that made me gay? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this a man off of a soap opera?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, so Telly, but not a soap so I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's going to be.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got one more question, Grama.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I think, is this an actor who is Has

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<v Speaker 2>he been on Telly within the last ten years?

482
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<v Speaker 1>He has?

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<v Speaker 2>Right, I can't remember his full name. The guy who

484
00:28:06.799 --> 00:28:10.279
<v Speaker 2>was on Friday Night Dinner. His first name is Tom

485
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<v Speaker 2>Tom Rothams Stole. I think he was on that Roman

486
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<v Speaker 2>comedy thing as well.

487
00:28:15.480 --> 00:28:19.559
<v Speaker 1>I think in between us.

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00:28:18.440 --> 00:28:21.920
<v Speaker 2>So Simon Byrd was the other brother, so not so

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<v Speaker 2>the other one. And I've been clear enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's find out. Let's say who it is?

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<v Speaker 2>Very excited, Oh no, it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe that Ezra Miller was in a fantastic beast

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere to find them.

494
00:28:34.960 --> 00:28:37.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and the Flash movie as well, in which he

495
00:28:37.720 --> 00:28:40.359
<v Speaker 2>did flash it, as there were scenes in that and

496
00:28:40.440 --> 00:28:42.559
<v Speaker 2>his bottom looked better in that.

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<v Speaker 3>They're they're they're they're non binary, aren't they?

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<v Speaker 2>I believe?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really know. So on a scale of sit

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<v Speaker 1>on my face, where are we going?

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00:28:51.480 --> 00:28:53.640
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, i'd have to ask Andrew Garfield to

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<v Speaker 2>get off my face, and that's never going to happen.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's have it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's have another ass Let's have another hany celebrity haney?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, I must say, And I don't want to

506
00:29:05.799 --> 00:29:13.000
<v Speaker 2>bottom shame anyone, but I'm dis disappointed by the smoothness

507
00:29:13.039 --> 00:29:15.319
<v Speaker 2>of which I be. But then that again, that says

508
00:29:15.319 --> 00:29:17.680
<v Speaker 2>something about you know, body shaming on telling in it.

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00:29:17.799 --> 00:29:20.880
<v Speaker 2>How many hairy bottoms do we see on the small screen?

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00:29:21.200 --> 00:29:23.039
<v Speaker 2>Not enough, le not enough?

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<v Speaker 1>How many hairy bottoms are in the world, though perhaps

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<v Speaker 1>perhaps it's a dying it's perhaps it's like evolution.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I've done a lot of studying on this topic.

514
00:29:31.559 --> 00:29:34.160
<v Speaker 2>I've done a lot of private research within my own.

515
00:29:34.519 --> 00:29:36.960
<v Speaker 2>There are many, there are many, there are many, and

516
00:29:37.000 --> 00:29:38.960
<v Speaker 2>they're all goodly, they're all good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's have a look at the picture again. Let's have

519
00:29:44.759 --> 00:29:45.640
<v Speaker 2>a look at the picture.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think I know who this is. Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>think you know, I know you know who this is.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really it's someone Oh my gosh, right, yeah, of course,

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<v Speaker 2>of course, right, but I'll ask the questions. I'll ask

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<v Speaker 2>the questions. Is no, no, no, Is he a singer?

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<v Speaker 1>No? Oh no, it's not No, not a singer, forget it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh right, okay, because I thought it might be Chesney Hawks. Yeah, yeah,

527
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<v Speaker 2>that's what I thought. Chesney Hawks is stunning, stunning.

528
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<v Speaker 1>It a hairy mom sell you.

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<v Speaker 2>Might have shaved it stay video. Yeah, like a more

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<v Speaker 2>dusting glow of more nusting, I would hope. So not

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<v Speaker 2>a singer? This guy? Is he is?

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<v Speaker 1>He looks like a slightly older.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I was going to say. Yeah, yeah, is

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<v Speaker 2>he is he over forty?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

536
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<v Speaker 2>He is? Okay over forty? Is he a gay? I mean,

537
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<v Speaker 2>is he a known gay. Is he an open homosexual?

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<v Speaker 1>To our they're not. They're not convinced in the gallery though,

539
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<v Speaker 1>is it a rumors rumored?

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<v Speaker 2>He's not necessarily and homosexual?

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty white right bottom?

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00:31:06.960 --> 00:31:12.759
<v Speaker 2>Oh slight dimpling, John sim he's an actor who's added

543
00:31:13.400 --> 00:31:15.920
<v Speaker 2>who's add his bum out quite a bit over the year,

544
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<v Speaker 2>John and a beautiful man.

545
00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:19.400
<v Speaker 1>That from Doctor Who?

546
00:31:19.680 --> 00:31:22.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the master in Doctor Who? You like, Mama Zim

547
00:31:22.960 --> 00:31:26.519
<v Speaker 2>rob Low. I don't know who this is, but then I.

548
00:31:26.519 --> 00:31:32.400
<v Speaker 1>Did remember a pack actor was in Austin Powers.

549
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<v Speaker 2>My prize of bottom of the show goes to Andrew Garfield,

550
00:31:39.039 --> 00:31:44.599
<v Speaker 2>and I shall post written confirmation of what his prize

551
00:31:44.640 --> 00:31:45.400
<v Speaker 2>with me will be.

552
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<v Speaker 1>I'd like a poem the prize.

553
00:31:50.279 --> 00:31:53.920
<v Speaker 2>Andrew Garfield, your bummy is so ace.

554
00:31:54.799 --> 00:31:55.960
<v Speaker 3>I'd bring it here.

555
00:31:56.000 --> 00:31:59.640
<v Speaker 1>Next to my face. There you go.

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<v Speaker 2>More more comes and I thought, all right, right, okay, okay,

557
00:32:06.960 --> 00:32:11.160
<v Speaker 2>this is my life now just falsely identified buttlems. This

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<v Speaker 2>is it a singer?

559
00:32:12.480 --> 00:32:13.880
<v Speaker 1>Is it a singer? It is a sing?

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<v Speaker 2>It is a singer. Has he had a song in

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00:32:22.440 --> 00:32:25.799
<v Speaker 2>the hit parade within the last twenty five years?

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00:32:26.680 --> 00:32:28.920
<v Speaker 1>He has? He is?

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00:32:29.160 --> 00:32:32.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Is he a guy who's been in a boy band?

564
00:32:32.359 --> 00:32:34.839
<v Speaker 1>Has he been in a boy band, no question.

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00:32:34.839 --> 00:32:39.039
<v Speaker 2>So Low let's oh maybe, oh it is I even

566
00:32:39.039 --> 00:32:42.480
<v Speaker 2>know the bit this is? This is this is Chesney Hawks.

567
00:32:42.519 --> 00:32:46.960
<v Speaker 2>This is Chessney Hawks. This is from his music video.

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00:32:47.200 --> 00:32:48.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah it's Chessea Hawks.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it Chesney Hawks? Let us see? Yeah? Quite similar

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00:32:58.079 --> 00:32:59.119
<v Speaker 1>to Rob Low.

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<v Speaker 2>Does this I get to marry Chesney Hawk?

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00:33:02.599 --> 00:33:07.000
<v Speaker 1>Yes? I think that Dominic needs to go and perhaps

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<v Speaker 1>have a little dam with a tissue down below. So happens,

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna have a break and come back, and after

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<v Speaker 1>that we're gonna go all high brown with some poetry

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<v Speaker 1>from Dominic. Welcome back. You are still watching Lee and

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<v Speaker 1>Dominic in Chewing the Card, and now Dominic is going

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<v Speaker 1>to regale us with some things that he has penned

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<v Speaker 1>himself in spotlight. So what is your first poem?

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<v Speaker 3>This Valentine's.

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<v Speaker 2>My wish for everyone is the gift of massive rage

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00:33:52.680 --> 00:33:56.000
<v Speaker 2>and the change which can come from a gutfull of

583
00:33:56.279 --> 00:34:01.519
<v Speaker 2>sadness and anger with which to engaine. I'm angry that

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00:34:01.599 --> 00:34:06.440
<v Speaker 2>we're not allowed to be ill. Our health can cost

585
00:34:06.599 --> 00:34:10.960
<v Speaker 2>more than our wage. The gentle, polite voice is not

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00:34:11.199 --> 00:34:16.519
<v Speaker 2>being heard. So I call for massive rage. It's the

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00:34:16.760 --> 00:34:23.920
<v Speaker 2>only reasonable reaction to our millions of children in poverty.

588
00:34:24.400 --> 00:34:30.760
<v Speaker 2>It's the only reasonable reaction to the hoarding of medicine

589
00:34:30.800 --> 00:34:37.079
<v Speaker 2>and property. Is the only reasonable reaction to the smiling

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00:34:37.280 --> 00:34:43.159
<v Speaker 2>politicians dishonesty. I wish as the gift of massive rage

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00:34:43.239 --> 00:34:48.320
<v Speaker 2>and the skill to wield it properly. The people who

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00:34:48.519 --> 00:34:53.599
<v Speaker 2>profit from positive thinking will say they can sell peace

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00:34:53.679 --> 00:34:58.480
<v Speaker 2>of mind. They might help the CEO is state, kids

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00:34:58.519 --> 00:35:03.519
<v Speaker 2>and homeless, a left far behind. They say, to work

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00:35:03.639 --> 00:35:08.679
<v Speaker 2>hard until you feel numb, to take a beige place

596
00:35:08.760 --> 00:35:14.679
<v Speaker 2>in the grinds. I believe in the storms stewed by suffragettes,

597
00:35:15.039 --> 00:35:20.960
<v Speaker 2>our anger can make us be kind. Our anger can

598
00:35:21.280 --> 00:35:26.559
<v Speaker 2>fuel us to fight the unfair, to care about sickness

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00:35:26.719 --> 00:35:31.960
<v Speaker 2>and thrift. With doctors and safe homes so far out

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00:35:31.960 --> 00:35:35.880
<v Speaker 2>of reach, how can people narrow the rift?

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00:35:36.440 --> 00:35:38.480
<v Speaker 3>No positive thinking.

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<v Speaker 2>I say massive rage could unite us to fight for

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<v Speaker 2>a shift.

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00:35:45.639 --> 00:35:47.920
<v Speaker 3>A huge, massive.

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00:35:47.599 --> 00:35:52.119
<v Speaker 2>Rage to drive us together is my wish for our

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00:35:52.400 --> 00:35:55.800
<v Speaker 2>Valentines gift.

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<v Speaker 1>So what, so what is the second part of the trilogy.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I've shared my anger. I'm now going to share

609
00:36:05.800 --> 00:36:08.440
<v Speaker 2>my celebrations. So we're going back to men's bottoms. Yeah,

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00:36:08.480 --> 00:36:10.559
<v Speaker 2>going back to men's bottoms. This is a poem I've

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<v Speaker 2>written called I Was Made Gay by Kevin Costner's bottom.

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<v Speaker 2>You can see all of Kevin Costner's bottom when he

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<v Speaker 2>showers beneath the waterfall in the nineteen ninety one hit

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00:36:23.360 --> 00:36:28.719
<v Speaker 2>Hollywood movie robin Hood Prince of Thieves. I know it

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<v Speaker 2>is definitely Kevin Costner's bottom, not merely a stunt bottom,

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<v Speaker 2>because one evening in nineteen ninety one, on the BBC

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<v Speaker 2>chat show Wogan Terry Wogan interviewed Costner and asked him,

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<v Speaker 2>is that your bottom? And Costner said yes? And I

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<v Speaker 2>wonder did Wogan feel then as I feel now seeing

620
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<v Speaker 2>Costner's magnificent, glistening we bottom. But the problem is, in

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<v Speaker 2>the ninety ninety one movie robin Hood Prince of Thieves,

622
00:37:07.079 --> 00:37:10.400
<v Speaker 2>there are other things that happened besides Costner sharing his bottom.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of the other characters end up dead, killed by

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00:37:13.639 --> 00:37:16.760
<v Speaker 2>arrows through the chest. When I was eleven years old,

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<v Speaker 2>robin Hood Prince of Thieves was the most violent and

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<v Speaker 2>terrifying thing I had seen. Why would any man choose

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00:37:27.639 --> 00:37:32.559
<v Speaker 2>to commit a violent act upon another man? Would our

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00:37:32.599 --> 00:37:35.800
<v Speaker 2>world not be better if all men could put down

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00:37:35.880 --> 00:37:40.280
<v Speaker 2>their fists and weapons and instead use their hands to

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00:37:40.880 --> 00:37:44.639
<v Speaker 2>gently caress each other's bottoms.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm slightly around for that, Kevin. Customer's backside is like

632
00:37:58.119 --> 00:37:59.920
<v Speaker 1>two scoops of pecan pie.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you are familiar with the movie?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm aware of it. Our homework for you, Lee,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah wow. So we're breaching climax. Now we have

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<v Speaker 1>been aroused within.

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<v Speaker 2>Edged We're going to take us home with yeah, with

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<v Speaker 2>something completely differently completely different, completely different. So I have

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<v Speaker 2>been a freelance poet for seventeen years now, seventeen years

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<v Speaker 2>I've had the absolute joy to go around like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>doing on my current tour, just saying poems to people.

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<v Speaker 2>And the last one I'm going to say today is

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<v Speaker 2>the final poem in this book, my compilation book, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's also what was the first poem in my first

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<v Speaker 2>ever book. And it's a poemly about my mum. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>I'm about my mom. I do bring in a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit of politics in because I'm me. This is called

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<v Speaker 2>solid with Stardust. It goes like this and rising sun alone,

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<v Speaker 2>thatched Britain is burning. This is a witch hunt. Mummy's

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<v Speaker 2>going to protect me with not even a.

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<v Speaker 3>Broomstick to use as her sword.

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<v Speaker 2>Me, I am a baby goblin, a warm blooded reptile

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<v Speaker 2>with a lion's tail. Now those people who were friends

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<v Speaker 2>would now watch us burn. They're watching, they're whispering, what

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<v Speaker 2>a dirty girl.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh yeah, my mum smiles back dirty, I'm marvel.

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<v Speaker 2>Mum's strength, solid with stardust, woman powered beyond comprehension, shows

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<v Speaker 2>me life's sparks, dark mystic arts, lizards and butterflies, ink

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<v Speaker 2>dance her skin, flower fair is leaping, bedraggled glamour eyes,

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<v Speaker 2>speak of wardrobes, which all lead to Narnia, sweet and

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<v Speaker 2>sour truths brewed by midnight, candlelight, cauldron deep, a witch's familiar.

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<v Speaker 2>This black cat is tight around Mum's ankles because she

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<v Speaker 2>has always been proud every time those good people came down,

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<v Speaker 2>crucifixes in hands, preparing our bonfire. If my mum had died,

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<v Speaker 2>then you could have called her are a human.

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<v Speaker 3>But I know that she is.

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<v Speaker 2>Supernatural and that my love will keep guiding me spellbound.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a bit of an emotional rollercoaster.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, boy, it all for you to anger love and lost, and.

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<v Speaker 1>People don't realize your mum is actually Pamez.

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<v Speaker 2>Fake news fake news, fake news. Pames is not cool

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<v Speaker 2>to likes. It's not cool. We're not meant to us

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<v Speaker 2>us slam poet's.

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<v Speaker 1>I like pames. I like it's nice to like your mom's.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much, Dominic for joining us in spotlight

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<v Speaker 1>from your last poem. Oh right, yeah, what's your What

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<v Speaker 1>is your mom? A single mom?

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<v Speaker 2>That is very true.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, say brains picked it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, maybe I should have made that more clear in

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<v Speaker 2>the introduction, but yeah, but I didn't need to. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't need to patronize my audience.

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<v Speaker 1>People brains, Yeah, they can, they can decide from themselves. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so where next are you appearing?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my word, I'm all over the shop. So I

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<v Speaker 2>will update my website. That is my task for myself.

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<v Speaker 2>To have a look at dominicberry dot net and I

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<v Speaker 2>will definitely definitely remember to put all the dates. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>everywhere and they may have bo oh, flapjack Press is

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<v Speaker 2>the is the publisher. So yeah, I have a look

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<v Speaker 2>on the website of Flapjack Press, or come to one

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<v Speaker 2>of my gigs. You can get there. Well, that is

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<v Speaker 2>almost the end of the show for now, but on

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<v Speaker 2>the screen you can see all of our contact details

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<v Speaker 2>at the Cud TV on your social media Social mediator

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<v Speaker 2>on your social media and you can catch up with

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<v Speaker 2>our previous episodes. You can binge us on YouTube just

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<v Speaker 2>look for Chewing the Cud.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for watching and we will see you again

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<v Speaker 1>next week.

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<v Speaker 3>Bye bye, watch just for watching.