Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if Amanda knows how to set
up auto pay. She's a slob, she's a stoner. She's
not going to be the most. She needs someone to
walk her through life on one of those leashes with
the button so she can run a little bit and
then get slammed back. You know.
Speaker 2: She makes the She makes the noises that Tom Cruise
makes in the Mummy, but without That's Amanda on the Walk.
Speaker 1: Hi, Hello, and welcome to the Patreon exclusive recap of
what is going to be I think a twelve minute
recap of the in the City Reunion Part one. I'm Dylan,
Nu's pat great to be here.
Speaker 3: I always feel bad starting that way because when I
listen to my favorite podcast and they announce, hey, this
is going to be a short one, I'm like, bummer.
Speaker 1: Kim Jong Boon is here too. They know how long.
They can see how long it's going to be. It's
not going to be twelve minutes. I think we'll talk
about the show for twelve minutes, but it'll be you know,
we'll Stretchah. Yeah, and Ruby is here.
Speaker 2: Hi, Dill, Happy belated Patty, how are you wonderful?
Speaker 1: Did you see the Odyssey?
Speaker 3: Yet No, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: To I saw it yesterday. Rube's has seen it.
Speaker 2: Right, I Nope, not yet slept through it? But how
was it?
Speaker 1: Del What do you mean?
Speaker 2: I mean that I bought tickets to a ten am
showing the night or after we had an activity at
night and I just forgot. I didn't said an alarm
and it's not like we sleep until eleven, but it
was like eight forty two and I said.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you can't. You're not going to get
ready and then go to the got it?
Speaker 2: Could you have? Yes? It wasn't what I wanted.
Speaker 1: It wasn't in the cards right, But how was the film?
I'm going to say, I'm going to say, great.
Speaker 3: Good, that's what I've heard.
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody can go to that movie and
go that wasn't fucking awesome?
Speaker 2: Can I actually ask? Though, Dylan, I'm not being an asshole.
I have been very pleased to see because I cannot
get tickets to this anymore. In Imax, every single theater
is sold out up the and down the island, which
just it fills me and Dylan's souls with joy and pride.
Because I think film is important. I think movies should
be seen in theaters. And I think that people are
coming around to realize that AI slop isn't as good
as things like this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, no they're not. It's not as good
as things like this. But let me let me say
something really quickly. And we're here to break down the
first part of the in the City Reunion. Amanda sucks,
Lindsay's and Yellow Gavin's a little meatball. We're going to
talk about all of it. But can I say I
don't need the Imax anymore. I'm over it. I don't
like square movies. I don't want it to be square.
I like a rectangle. That's what. Oh it's square?
Speaker 2: What it is? Is that? What is Imax?
Speaker 1: Oh it's a square. It's simply a square. Okay, okay,
now no it's not a perfect square, but Imax has
a taller frame, so it it it the top and
the bottom go up and down, so it's turns into
this almost kind of like a square. No, I don't
need it. I simply don't need to get in the comments.
Let us know if you like Imax. Have you seen
The Odyssey? Do you think Zendeia is just mid and
absolutely everything she's in outside of Beuforeia. I've never seen Euphoria,
but I heard that she was just doing roof ace
all all over the odyssey. Let's get into the episode. Okay,
where you go?
Speaker 3: Do we have any things that we need to promote
or anything?
Speaker 1: Well, you know what MP was telling me, and Ruby
is going to launch into something about her substack, but
just one second I was talking self promoting. I don't
want to get into it. I was not gonna MP
about a show that's airing on TLC called The Real
Lives of Suburb Wives or something. M HM, tell me
more it's on. It's on TLC. And it seems like
MP framed it as like it's a bunch of women
who live in the suburbs and they're tired of like
the lobotomized routine, so now they're doing like swingers parties. Okay,
little play on Mormon wives. Okay, uh huh? What do
you think sounds cooked to me?
Speaker 2: We think, yeah, where is does it take place in Utah?
Speaker 3: Also, I don't know if we were going to jump
on another show, it would definitely have to be married
at first sight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would, because holy shit, those people are nuts.
Speaker 3: They're nuts and it's this is the best merritive first
Sight season ever. It's the same produce.
Speaker 1: Law are the shows?
Speaker 3: Well, they drop three a week in their an hour
I know, I know, I know. And it's already halfway
through the season so it's too late. But it's if
I had enough time, I would absolutely like to cover
because there is enough crazy people on it to make
it truly a good recap. I highly recommend it.
Speaker 2: Just just another thing to plug before we discuss all
the divorces taking place really fast. Also finish the ultimatum.
What in the world? H boy?
Speaker 4: Oh boy?
Speaker 3: Okay, I had to jump off that.
Speaker 1: The Double Lives of Suburban Wives premiere Sunday, August ninth.
It follows six couples from Saint Louis area balancing family,
church life with careers as adult content creators. I mean,
it's just something I really actually want to watch.
Speaker 3: Okay, why don't you give it? Why don't you check
it out? Dylan, see and if it's something that you'd
like to recap, and then I'll.
Speaker 1: Why don't we watch the first episode? Okay? The idea
is that.
Speaker 3: Will be the problem I had with Ultimatum is uh,
the part where they're going to start coupling up and
they leave us with like three of the most boring couples.
Speaker 1: Uh, and uh, it's stupid.
Speaker 3: I can't I don't want to keep bouncing back between
those three lame couples.
Speaker 1: So how do you not watch? Patty doesn't like that.
Speaker 2: No, it gets to be it's more so just that
you have this like this moment where what I called
Dylan about it because I was so insensed, and I
just said, we should we should all be able to
lobotomize people if we feel like it. And these guys
are texting, and this one guy says, you know, if
you read these text messages and to your daughter, what
would you say to your daughter? And they're about how
they're going to like anally rape this girl and she's
apprude and they're like pretty vulgar, horrible stuff. And she says,
I tell my daughter that people are complex and you
should not just focus on just the bat or just
the good that like they're you know, their whole people
in there. And I was like, oh no, oh, dear,
you know so it's the reunion was just insane. These
people are crazy, they're nuts. I loved it.
Speaker 1: Well, well, we're going to figure out we gotta we
got another show to do because we have a gap. Miss,
we have a gap that we need to fill. So
let us know what we should be watching. I know
we always ask you guys to do that, but like
we need to watch something that's coming. We need to
watch something that we can start with. And the other
thing is that we're going to be ending our coverage
of the Real Housewives of Orange County in about two weeks.
Stop them, get another show to watch. So it's really
imperative that you guys get in the comments and let
us I will address two shows we should be watching.
Beryl in my mouth, Okay, let's talk about in the city.
Speaker 3: Okay, how many silvenirs do you give it?
Speaker 2: You know what I was going to say, Pat, when
you just said Ruby, I was going to say, why
why do we talk the city? Okay, here's what I'll say.
I appreciate Lindsay trying to do something. Okay, it didn't
land and I hated every minute of it. But nobody
else even showed up for work. Everybody was asleep at
the wheel. These people are boring, These people need to
It makes me feel like Carl do cocaine again or
get off the show, right. I need more from these
people to make me care about what they're doing. It
was kind of fun to see everybody get yelled at
by Lindsay, but like also kind of not so. I
don't know.
Speaker 1: I'll she cried for six months.
Speaker 2: Yes, six months, apologized for moms around the world, Whitney
for fifteen minutes, and I'll say thirteen sylvenirs.
Speaker 1: I'm going to give this zero sylveniirs. When you watch
the City, you realize just how spoiled we are with
a poor to potty delivery weekly. That is the Valley,
the blow Deck, the below deck is so good right now.
I love thelow Deck right now, but yeah, the Valley.
When you watch the Valley, you're like, Wow, this is
not premiere programming. And then you watch this in the
City and you go, we didn't know how good we
had it. It's what the mafia, like I would. I'm
not going to get into convoluted analogies. I'm just going
to say that this wasn't the best. They deserve to
be in the clubhouse. This show is not hard launched
yet as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, Andy clearly agrees with you, because even the
reunion is like normally you get like some scenery that
kind of encapsulates the HEAs the show, like the Big Apple. Instead,
he packed him in like a stack of smelly sardines
in the Watch with Crappin's studio. Yeah, I think and
even hates these people.
Speaker 1: What are your sylvenirs? Zero? I hated it, all right, Pat,
don't be cynical one good?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Can we talk well? Lindsay's dress first, sure, disgusting.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, start spreading the news. I'm leaving today. I
want to be