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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if Amanda knows how to set

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up auto pay. She's a slob, she's a stoner. She's

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not going to be the most. She needs someone to

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the button so she can run a little bit and

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then get slammed back. You know.

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Speaker 2: She makes the She makes the noises that Tom Cruise

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makes in the Mummy, but without That's Amanda on the Walk.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Hello, and welcome to the Patreon exclusive recap of

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what is going to be I think a twelve minute

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recap of the in the City Reunion Part one. I'm Dylan,

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Nu's pat great to be here.

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Speaker 3: I always feel bad starting that way because when I

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listen to my favorite podcast and they announce, hey, this

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is going to be a short one, I'm like, bummer.

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Speaker 1: Kim Jong Boon is here too. They know how long.

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not going to be twelve minutes. I think we'll talk

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about the show for twelve minutes, but it'll be you know,

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we'll Stretchah. Yeah, and Ruby is here.

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Speaker 2: Hi, Dill, Happy belated Patty, how are you wonderful?

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Speaker 1: Did you see the Odyssey?

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Speaker 3: Yet No, I can't wait.

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Speaker 1: To I saw it yesterday. Rube's has seen it.

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Speaker 2: Right, I Nope, not yet slept through it? But how

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Speaker 1: Del What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: I mean that I bought tickets to a ten am

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showing the night or after we had an activity at

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night and I just forgot. I didn't said an alarm

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and it's not like we sleep until eleven, but it

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was like eight forty two and I said.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you can't. You're not going to get

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ready and then go to the got it?

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Speaker 2: Could you have? Yes? It wasn't what I wanted.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't in the cards right, But how was the film?

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I'm going to say, I'm going to say, great.

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Speaker 3: Good, that's what I've heard.

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Speaker 1: I don't think anybody can go to that movie and

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go that wasn't fucking awesome?

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Speaker 2: Can I actually ask? Though, Dylan, I'm not being an asshole.

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I have been very pleased to see because I cannot

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get tickets to this anymore. In Imax, every single theater

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is sold out up the and down the island, which

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just it fills me and Dylan's souls with joy and pride.

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Because I think film is important. I think movies should

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be seen in theaters. And I think that people are

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coming around to realize that AI slop isn't as good

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as things like this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, no they're not. It's not as good

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as things like this. But let me let me say

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something really quickly. And we're here to break down the

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first part of the in the City Reunion. Amanda sucks,

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Lindsay's and Yellow Gavin's a little meatball. We're going to

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talk about all of it. But can I say I

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don't need the Imax anymore. I'm over it. I don't

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like square movies. I don't want it to be square.

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I like a rectangle. That's what. Oh it's square?

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Speaker 2: What it is? Is that? What is Imax?

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Speaker 1: Oh it's a square. It's simply a square. Okay, okay,

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now no it's not a perfect square, but Imax has

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a taller frame, so it it it the top and

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the bottom go up and down, so it's turns into

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this almost kind of like a square. No, I don't

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need it. I simply don't need to get in the comments.

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Let us know if you like Imax. Have you seen

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The Odyssey? Do you think Zendeia is just mid and

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absolutely everything she's in outside of Beuforeia. I've never seen Euphoria,

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but I heard that she was just doing roof ace

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all all over the odyssey. Let's get into the episode. Okay,

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where you go?

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Speaker 3: Do we have any things that we need to promote

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Speaker 1: Well, you know what MP was telling me, and Ruby

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is going to launch into something about her substack, but

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just one second I was talking self promoting. I don't

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want to get into it. I was not gonna MP

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about a show that's airing on TLC called The Real

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Lives of Suburb Wives or something. M HM, tell me

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more it's on. It's on TLC. And it seems like

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MP framed it as like it's a bunch of women

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who live in the suburbs and they're tired of like

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the lobotomized routine, so now they're doing like swingers parties. Okay,

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little play on Mormon wives. Okay, uh huh? What do

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you think sounds cooked to me?

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Speaker 2: We think, yeah, where is does it take place in Utah?

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on another show, it would definitely have to be married

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at first sight.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it would, because holy shit, those people are nuts.

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Speaker 3: They're nuts and it's this is the best merritive first

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Sight season ever. It's the same produce.

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Speaker 1: Law are the shows?

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Speaker 3: Well, they drop three a week in their an hour

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I know, I know, I know. And it's already halfway

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through the season so it's too late. But it's if

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because there is enough crazy people on it to make

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it truly a good recap. I highly recommend it.

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Speaker 2: Just just another thing to plug before we discuss all

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the divorces taking place really fast. Also finish the ultimatum.

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What in the world? H boy?

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Speaker 4: Oh boy?

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Speaker 3: Okay, I had to jump off that.

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Speaker 1: The Double Lives of Suburban Wives premiere Sunday, August ninth.

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It follows six couples from Saint Louis area balancing family,

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church life with careers as adult content creators. I mean,

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it's just something I really actually want to watch.

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Speaker 3: Okay, why don't you give it? Why don't you check

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it out? Dylan, see and if it's something that you'd

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Speaker 1: Why don't we watch the first episode? Okay? The idea

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Speaker 3: Will be the problem I had with Ultimatum is uh,

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the part where they're going to start coupling up and

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they leave us with like three of the most boring couples.

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Speaker 3: I can't I don't want to keep bouncing back between

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Speaker 1: So how do you not watch? Patty doesn't like that.

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you have this like this moment where what I called

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Dylan about it because I was so insensed, and I

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just said, we should we should all be able to

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lobotomize people if we feel like it. And these guys

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are texting, and this one guy says, you know, if

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you read these text messages and to your daughter, what

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would you say to your daughter? And they're about how

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they're going to like anally rape this girl and she's

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apprude and they're like pretty vulgar, horrible stuff. And she says,

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I tell my daughter that people are complex and you

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should not just focus on just the bat or just

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the good that like they're you know, their whole people

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in there. And I was like, oh no, oh, dear,

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you know so it's the reunion was just insane. These

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people are crazy, they're nuts. I loved it.

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Speaker 1: Well, well, we're going to figure out we gotta we

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got another show to do because we have a gap. Miss,

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we have a gap that we need to fill. So

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let us know what we should be watching. I know

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we always ask you guys to do that, but like

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we need to watch something that's coming. We need to

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watch something that we can start with. And the other

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thing is that we're going to be ending our coverage

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of the Real Housewives of Orange County in about two weeks.

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Stop them, get another show to watch. So it's really

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imperative that you guys get in the comments and let

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us I will address two shows we should be watching.

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Beryl in my mouth, Okay, let's talk about in the city.

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Speaker 3: Okay, how many silvenirs do you give it?

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Speaker 2: You know what I was going to say, Pat, when

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you just said Ruby, I was going to say, why

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why do we talk the city? Okay, here's what I'll say.

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I appreciate Lindsay trying to do something. Okay, it didn't

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land and I hated every minute of it. But nobody

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else even showed up for work. Everybody was asleep at

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the wheel. These people are boring, These people need to

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It makes me feel like Carl do cocaine again or

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get off the show, right. I need more from these

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people to make me care about what they're doing. It

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was kind of fun to see everybody get yelled at

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by Lindsay, but like also kind of not so. I

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don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'll she cried for six months.

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Speaker 2: Yes, six months, apologized for moms around the world, Whitney

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for fifteen minutes, and I'll say thirteen sylvenirs.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to give this zero sylveniirs. When you watch

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the City, you realize just how spoiled we are with

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a poor to potty delivery weekly. That is the Valley,

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the blow Deck, the below deck is so good right now.

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I love thelow Deck right now, but yeah, the Valley.

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When you watch the Valley, you're like, Wow, this is

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not premiere programming. And then you watch this in the

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City and you go, we didn't know how good we

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had it. It's what the mafia, like I would. I'm

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not going to get into convoluted analogies. I'm just going

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to say that this wasn't the best. They deserve to

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be in the clubhouse. This show is not hard launched

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yet as far as I'm concerned.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, Andy clearly agrees with you, because even the

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reunion is like normally you get like some scenery that

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kind of encapsulates the HEAs the show, like the Big Apple. Instead,

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he packed him in like a stack of smelly sardines

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in the Watch with Crappin's studio. Yeah, I think and

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even hates these people.

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Speaker 1: What are your sylvenirs? Zero? I hated it, all right, Pat,

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don't be cynical one good?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: Can we talk well? Lindsay's dress first, sure, disgusting.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh, start spreading the news. I'm leaving today. I

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want to be