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Speaker 1: Understand the thinking atheist. It's not a person, it's a symbol,

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an idea.

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Speaker 2: The population of atheists this country is going through.

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Speaker 1: The rule, rejecting faith, pursuing knowledge, challenging the sacred. If

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I tell the truth, it's because I tell the truth,

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Speaker 2: I put my hand on a book and made a.

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Speaker 1: Wish and working together for a more rational world.

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Speaker 2: Take the risk of thinking. Feel so much more happiness.

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Truth Usian wisdom will come to you that way.

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Speaker 1: Assume nothing, question everything, and start thinking. This is the

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Thinking Atheist podcast hosted by Seth Andrews.

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Speaker 2: Today is going to be a show about fun science.

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We're going to learn things and take a much needed

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break from religion and politics. I need a break. I

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logged on this morning just to stay informed. You know

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what sucks about being alive, staying informed? The world is crazy.

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I need a break. You need a break. Let's do

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some fun science. This is the kind of thing that

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our school teachers might have done when we were kids.

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You walk in, you sit down in your desk, and

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the teacher says, all right, we're gonna do some fun

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experiments today. Get ready to have a good time and

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expand your mind. I like that kind of stuff, so

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let's do it today. It has to do with a

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term that I had not heard until recently. I was

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talking to a friend of mine, Adrian Hill. She's part

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of the Guerrilla Skeptics on Wikipedia. You may have seen

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Adrian with Richard Saunders on the Skeptic Zone podcast. She's

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worked a lot with Kenny Biddle, who is an investigator

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Slash Deep Bunker. He does a lot of work talking

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about our desire to believe, the pattern seeking brain, the

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voices that we hear in white noise that sound like

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ghosts communicating to us. People who look at photographs and oh,

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look there's a face in the window where somebody's in

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the graveyard walking. It must be a spirit. Maybe it's Grandma.

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She does a lot of that kind of thing. And

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she was doing a speech in Canada at Calgary's We

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Can Reason conference, and I'm going to release the video

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of that. I begged for permission. I said, your ghost

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speech is amazing. Can I put it on my channel?

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So it's coming up in a few days. But she

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brought up a term called monday green. Now, Monday green

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up by an American writer named Sylvia Wright, and she

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was publishing a piece in Harper's magazine back in nineteen

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fifty four, and she was talking about her childhood and

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a specific instance when she had heard the lyric to

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a poem, but she had heard something different than the

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words on the page. Her mom used to read her

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from the Releaks of Ancient English Poetry. This was a

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compilation of poems from the seventeen hundreds, and so her

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mother was reading, ye Highlands and ye Lowland, So where

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have ye been? They have slain the Earl A Murray

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and lady MONDE Green. Except that's not what the lyric

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actually said. The lyric was laid him on the green.

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Yet Sylvia carried monda Green in her brain for decades

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of her life, and when she wrote about it, that

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term kind of stuck. So now when you and I

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miss here a lyric and we learn it wrong and

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our brains are connecting dots in that incorrect way, we

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call that a Manda Green. And we're going to get

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into some science about why our brains connect dots in

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this way. We're going to talk more about mind and

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memory and mondagree. But first I brought so many examples

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that you are just gonna love. And you may hear

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or mishear some of the a certain way. Everybody's difference.

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I would be curious to survey this audience as to

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what they hear when I play the clips. We're gonna

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begin with Taylor Swift. Twelve years ago, Taylor Swift releases

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her fifth studio album, which includes the song blank Space.

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An often misheard lyric in that song exists in this

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Speaker 2: I have to keep these musical clips really short, or

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play Taylor Swift from blank Space again. What do you hear?

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A lot of Swifties have been singing these words. Got

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a long list of Starbucks lovers? See if you hear it?

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has actually spoken about it in interviews. She's totally in

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on it and thinks it's kind of awesome. But the

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lyric itself has not got a long list of Starbucks lovers.

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on Who's the Boss? Do you hear hold me closer?

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know this when you can hear it coming?

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the sky. Let's back up to before the nineteen seventies.

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one of the most famous misheard lyrics or Monda Green's

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in history, from the song bad Moon Rising. What do

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hear it in my head? Do you hear it? Of course,

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the correct lyric is there's a bad moon on the rise,

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hence the title of the song bad Moon Rising. Apparently

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concerts sometimes he would say there's a bathroom on the right,

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and he would sing it that way on purpose, and

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four with the song Rosanna on it, and probably equally

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famous the tune Africa but do we really bless the

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grains down in Africa?

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Speaker 2: I'm working it out in my head, I bless the

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grains down in Africa? Do you hear it that way?

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more than one hundred men or more could ever do?

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older tunes, it's pretty obvious that we have been singing

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something on the order of decades right came classics, which

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hit single Signed Sealed Delivered, I'm yours. People have not

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been hearing signed Sealed Delivered, I'm yours. They're hearing something else.

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down to the River Onions. That one's a stretch for me.

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and sweet, only seventeen. Dancing Queen. Feel the beat from

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the tambourine. Oh yeah, oh no. The Manda Green here

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is See that girl, Watch her scream kicking the dancing Queen.

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See that girl, watch her scream kicking the Dancing Queen. Okay, yeah,

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I mean it's close. It's close. And another one from

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the eighties from the Rocky three classic soundtrack Survive I

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of the Tiger and the last known survivor stalks his

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prey in the night, except he's not stalking prey. Did

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last known survivor stalks his bread in the night, and

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Is the band enjoying the Manda Green along with the

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rest of us? Okay? How can we talk about misheard

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lyrics and not talk about the Begs? You know, the

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beg Staying Alive Saturday Night Fever. This iconic seventies group

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the Begs from their song Jibe Talking. The lyric actually

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says jive Talking. Tell me why but people have been

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singing child Swallow? Tell me why that's creepy? How deep

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is your love has been? Miss? Sung? I'm a beaver

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in love from Night Fever. I get higher in my walking. No, no,

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people have been singing I get higher in Milwaukee. Not

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the song more than a Woman. What do you hear?

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Does that sound like bald headed woman? I mean, I'm

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sure people know this is bogus. They're not thinking. Marry

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Robin and Maurice Gibb wrote bald headed Woman as a lyric,

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but that's what many brains have been hearing.

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the next time you hear this, for the rest of

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your life, every time you hear this, are you going

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to hear bald headed woman? You're welcome, You are welcome. Okay.

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just a second. I was reading an article about mon

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Maria Konik Koba. The piece was titled Excuse Me while

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I kiss this guy, And of course we played that

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classic Hendrix clip a few minutes ago. In the article

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she says this, She says hearing is a two step process. First,

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there is the auditory perception itself, the physics of sound

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waves making their way through your ear and into the

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auditory cortex of your brain. And then there is the

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meaning making, the part where your brain takes the noise

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and imbues it with significance. That was a car alarm,

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that's a bird Manda Greens occur when somewhere between the

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sound and the meaning communication breaks down. You hear the

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same acoustic information as everyone else, but your brain doesn't

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interpret it the same way. What's less immediately clear is

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why precisely that happens. The simplest cases occur when we

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just mishear something it's noisy, and we lack the visual

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cues to help us out. This can happen on the phone,

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on the radio, across cubicles, basically anytime we can't see

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the mouth of the speaker. One of the reasons we

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of noise to get through, and we usually can't see

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the musician's faces. Other times, the misperceptions come from the

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nature of the speech itself, for example, when someone speaks

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that shed light on how the process actually develops in

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the language instinct Stephen, Pinker, don't get hung up on Pinker,

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old article talk about Pinker in the Language Instinct, Stephen

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as a response to behave, I don't want to go

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tell what words exactly should properly emerge from the sounds

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first language. For us, on a basic level, word processing

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will always be just a bit different from that of

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native English speakers. A common cause of manda greens in

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particular is the oranym word strings in which the sounds

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can be logically divided multiple ways. One version that Pinker

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describes goes like this, Eugene O'Neill won a pullet Surprise.

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The string of phonetic sounds can be plausibly broken up

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in multiple ways, and if you're not familiar with the

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requisite proper noun, you may find yourself taking an error.

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In similar fashion, Bohemian Rhapsody becomes Bohemian rap. City Children

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might wonder why Olive the other reindeer was so mean

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to Rootolph Olive the other reindeer, And a foreigner might

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become confused as to why in this country we entrust

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weather reports to meety urologists, or why so many people

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are black toast intolerant, or and m's result in not

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so much a mangling as an incorrect parsing of sounds

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when context or prior knowledge is lacking. In other times,

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the culprit is the perception of the sound itself. Some

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letters and letter combinations sound remarkably alike, and we need

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further cues, whether visual or contextual, to help us out.

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people can be made to hear one consonant when a

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similar one is being spoken. There's a bathroom on the right,

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standing in for there's a bad moon on the rise

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is a succession of such similarities, adding up to two

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equally coherent alternatives. What usually prevents us from being tripped

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up by phonetics is the context and our own knowledge.

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cue is the actual sounds in the order in which

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they are produced. According to the Cohort model, one of

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the leading theories of auditory word processing, when we hear sounds,

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a number of related words are activated all at once

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in our heads, words that either sound the same or

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have component parts that are the same. Our brain then

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chooses the one that makes the most sense. For instance,

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if I'm talking about the role of the syllable and

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language comprehension, also, on some level, thinking about a silly

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looking ball rolling away a silly ball, you're also considering

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the smaller snippets that form each word's makeup row along

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with roll, sill, along with silly and sill a bowl.

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Only after I say the whole phrase, do you understand

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what I'm saying. Songs and poems, in some sense, lie

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between conventional speech and a foreign language. We hear the

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sounds but don't have the normal contextual clues. It's not

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as if we were mid conversation, where the parameters have

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already been set. Along with knowledge, we are governed by familiarity.

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We're more likely to select a word or phrase we're

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familiar with, a phenomenon known as Zip's law zip F

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zips law according to which the actual frequency of a

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word can affect how seamlessly it is processed. If you're

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a member of the crew team, you are far more

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likely to select row row instead of row r oe

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from an ambiguous sentence. If you are a chef, the

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opposite is likely, you would choose roe the food roe.

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One of the reasons that excuse me while I kiss

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this guy, substituted for Jimmy Hendrix's excuse me while I

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kiss the sky remains one of the most widely reported

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Monda greens of all time can be explained in part

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by frequency. It's much more common to hear people kissing

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guys than skies. Expectations to play a role. You're much

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more likely to miss here cry me a river as

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crime mean river. If you've recently been discussing the situation

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in Ukraine. Manda greens are funny, of course, but they

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also give us insight into the underlying nature of linguistic

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processing and how our minds make meaning out of sound.

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In fractions of seconds, we translate a boundless blur of

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sound into sense. It comes naturally easily. Effortlessly. We sift

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through sounds, activate and reject countless alternatives and select one

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single meaning out of a myriad homonyms, near matches, and

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possible parsings. Even those speakers may have different accents, pronunciations, intonations,

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or inflections, and in the overwhelming majority of instances we

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get it right. To gain a better appreciation of how

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complex that constant, instantaneous interpretive dance is, consider the problems

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of speech recognition software, which, despite recent improvements, still usually

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generate a mix and muddle of whatever a user was

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trying to say. And if I can jump out, I'm

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thinking of speech to text, which it really has improved.

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I mean, I use it all the time because it's

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easier than typing with these big meat hooks of mind.

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But how many times have we been doing speech to

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text and it just gets it wrong? Back to the article,

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Our brains are exceptional creators of logical meaning, even when

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it's not quite the intended one. Some Manda greens are

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so plausible that they can become the real thing. The

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term spitting image was once a Manda green, a mishearing

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and improper syllabic split of spit and image. Spit is

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another term for likeness, so spit and image was likeness

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and image today it is spitting image. When you eat

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an orange, you're actually consuming a nourange from the Persian

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and Sanskrit. Your nickname is historically speaking, an Ecan name

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E K E, N A M E, or an additional name.

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Who knows. Maybe someday, when you do something for all

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intensive purposes, no one will blink an eye, and maybe

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in the future some avant garde poet will finally pan

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averse to that most lovely of women, Lady Monda Green.

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I'll link the article in the description box of the show.

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That's some fun science. Then I've got a lot more

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examples of fun Monday greens for us to decipher and decode.

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This next example is a little more recent. This released

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from Outcast in the album speaker Box two thousand and three.

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The song you Know It's called Hey Yeah. The line

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has written says, shake it like a polaroid picture. But

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that's not what people have been hearing it. Okay, I

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don't know, do you. It is alleged that people have

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been singing shake it, shake it like a horny white preacher.

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I may have to I might sing it this way forever,

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shake it, shake it like a horny white preacher. I mean,

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is there any other kind? Shake it like a horny

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white preacher. It r e M Losing My Religion, Released

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in nineteen ninety one from the Out of Time album.

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The lyrics actually say this, that's me in the corner,

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that's me in the spotlights, losing my religion. Oh no,

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that's me in the corner.

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Speaker 4: That's in the.

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Speaker 2: Spot Lie, are they really peeing in the corner. Let's

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pee in the corner. Let's pee in the spotlight.

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Speaker 6: That's me in the corner, that's the in the spot Live.

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Speaker 2: Nineteen seventy six saw the Manfred Mann album release the

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Roaring Silence big hit, and of course we still sing

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blinded by the light, wrapped up like a deuce, another

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runner in the night. But are we really singing it correctly?

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Red dems in the night? And you know where I'm

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going with this one, right because you've sang it. Don't

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tell me, you don't tell me you haven't sung wrapped

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up like a douche, not a deuce. No no, no,

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we've been wrapping it up like a douche, a doms

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in the night. This lyric, of course, brings logistical challenges.

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How exactly does one wrap up a doucheh, how do

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you rap a douche? I mean, we critical thinkers have

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to work this out in our brains. Do we not?

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Jump forward twelve years the year nineteen eighty four, the

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extremely talented and sorely missed George Michael still the lead

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singer for Wham, and the hugely popular album by Wham

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Make It Big, featured the single Careless Whisper, and you

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know the lyrics I'm never gonna dance again. Guilty feat

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have got no rhythm. Though it's easy to pretend. I

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know you're not a fool, but that is not what

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many people have been singing. Guilty feat have got no rhythm?

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Speaker 4: Or guilty.

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Speaker 2: Do you hear the word penis in that? Guilty penis

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got no rhythm? Guilty Guilty penis got no rhythm? Guilty penis,

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I got a I don't know, my brain is starting

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the short circuit. And guilty feet have got no rhythm,

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Guilty penis. I guess it works either way. I mean,

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who hasn't had a guilty penis? Right, the jury has

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rendered a verdict and your penis has been found guilty guilty.

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Another late great talent, Prince, released his Paisley Park Record

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in nineteen eighty five with a hit single Kiss, where

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he sang the entire freaking song in falsetto. And this

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might explain why some people have had a hard time

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understanding all the words. Let me play. I just want

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your extra time and your kiss and see what you hear.

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Speaker 4: Extra.

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Speaker 2: I think the Manda Green is just better. I wish

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Prince had actually written the words I just want to

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extradite your kids.

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Speaker 4: Extra.

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Speaker 2: I just want to extradite your kids. I just want

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to extradite your no, no, no, no, no, no, no kids.

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That's awesome. Still to come, I have Shanaiah Twain, Selena Gomez,

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Beach Boys, Nirvana, Metallica, the Beatles, and more so tune

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thine ears and return to me in just a moment.

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We are just a few days away from the July

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eleventh events. Noah Illusions, the scathing atheist and co host

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of God Awful Movies, among other broadcast He and I

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we've done a lot of conventions where we were in

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the same space, but we've never had a chance to

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take the stage together. This is a first. I am

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so excited and so we're going to be at the

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Anderson Theater in Cincinnati, Saturday, July the eleventh, there are

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still a few tickets left, and then the free event

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the following day, We're going to segue about twenty minutes

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down the pipe to Williamstown, Kentucky for a big Heathen

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protest at the entrance of Kenham's Arc Encounter. If you

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can come out, make a sign, bring a sign, print

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a sign, or just bring your sarcastic ethan self and

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let's stand out there next to the highway and hope

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that maybe ken has to drive by to go to

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a business meeting and he sees us all waving as

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he goes into his already rotting one hundred and ten

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million dollar boat replica Thinging details on all of that

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Thethinkingatheist dot com, slash events more Monda Green examples in

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our final segment, I'm just going to read to you

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a few before I play the next audio clip, Starship.

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We built this city on rock and roll. Many people here.

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We built this city on sausage rolls. We built this

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city on sausage rolls. The Beatles I want to hold

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your hand has been sung I want to hold your

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ham Celine Dion. I believe that the heart does go

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on from the Titanic soundtrack, right, I believe that the

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heart does go on. You might have sung I Believe

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the hot Dogs go on from the soundtrack to the

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movie Grease, John Travolta, Olivia Newton, John, I got chills,

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They're multiplying has often been sung I've got heels, They're

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made of plywood. And then there is Adele and her

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lovely voice singing the lyrics. Or should I just keep

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chasing pavements It's not penguins, it's not Or should I

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just keep chasing penguins It's supposed to be pavements? And

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before I get to my next actual audio clip from

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Shanaia Twain, there are other versions of Manda Green's Michael Caine,

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the legendary actor. He was on the Graham Norton Show

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a while back and he was telling a personal anecdote

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about Amanda Green in his own life. Check it out.

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Speaker 7: I was making a picture in the Philippines. No, I'm

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in Manila and we were invited to this very very posh,

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expensive house to a party, and I'm being introduced to

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people and staying and getting a drink and all that,

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and the hostess is standing over there and she's looking

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at me rather nastily, considering I'm a guests, you know.

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And there was a moment when I was a bit

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free and she went so I went over her and

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she said, are you a drug dealer? I said no,

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why do you are? She said, why is everybody calling

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you Mike Cocaine? You know that story is true because

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you couldn't make up.

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Speaker 2: Nineteen ninety seven, country music superstarshan Ayah Twain released the

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song You're Still the One with the lyrics looks like

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we made it, But that's not what many of her

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fans have been hearing.

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Speaker 3: Looks black, we made it, look kafa, we've.

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Speaker 8: Come up there.

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Speaker 2: So it is alleged that it sounds like looks like

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we made it. Looks like we made it.

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Speaker 5: Do you hear that?

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Speaker 4: Looks slack? We made it?

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Speaker 5: Look kafa, we've.

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Speaker 8: Come up there.

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Speaker 2: Looks like we made it. Looks like we made ted

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looks back when mating nineteen seventy seven, it was Crystal

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Gaale who hit the top of the charts with Don't

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It Make My Brown Eyes Blue? But many people have

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a Manda Green for this one as well.

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Speaker 3: And Magma Bana.

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Speaker 2: So apparently it sounds like donuts make my brown eyes blue,

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not don't it but donuts.

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Speaker 3: And Magma Bana.

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Speaker 2: I'll let you argue about that one. Nineteen eighty six,

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Bonjobi released one of the biggest albums of that year

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and of the entire decade. The song Livin' on a

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Prayer still played all over the radio and beloved and songs,

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sometimes incorrectly even now. The lyric in question. It doesn't

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make a difference if we make it or not. Apparently

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people have been singing it doesn't make a difference if

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we are naked or not. Do you hear it? That

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may work both ways too. It doesn't make a difference

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if we make it or not, or if we are

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naked or not. I don't know why there's a problem.

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Bohemian Rhapsody. This was a song that was mentioned in

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that New Yorker article just a few minutes ago, from

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The Night at the Opera album nineteen seventy five. Now,

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I will admit I don't understand, and I love this song.

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It is one of the most iconic pieces of music

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I have ever heard. I don't have the first clue

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what this song means. I see a little silhouetto of

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a man, scaremoush scaamush, Will you do the fandango? Thunderbol

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and lightning? Very very frightening me galileo And it doesn't

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matter that I don't know what it means. It doesn't

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have to mean anything to be epic. But there is

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a Manda Green within this song. I'll play the clip

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and we'll talk about it. Okay. The line in question

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here is spare him his life from this monstrosity. Spare

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him his life from this monstrosity. Apparently some people have

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been singing saving his life from this Warm sausage tea. Oh,

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we got to hear this again, Warm sausage tea coming up?

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This next one. Well, I will never be able to unhear. Now.

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I don't follow the work of Selena Gomez, not really

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my demographic, but this is from an album that released

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eleven years ago called Revival. The tune is called I'm

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fourteen Carrot, right, fourteen carrot? But will you be able

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to hear this lyric again without thinking of farting carrots?

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Speaker 5: I'm a fourteen carrots, I'm fourteen.

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Speaker 8: Cart It sounds like it she's farting carrots.

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Speaker 5: I'm a fourteen carrots. I'm fourteen cart.

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Speaker 2: Back to the nineteen eighties, and I'll admit that I'm

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a little biased. There's something magical about the music of

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that decade. Plus it was part of my upbringing. I

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was in high school, becoming a young twenty something, and

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you know, just the tunes hit different back then, nineteen

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eighty three, the earrhythmic singing. Sweet dreams are made of what?

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Speaker 4: Sweet jeams are madea things to deserve?

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Speaker 2: Sweet dreams are made of this? Who am I to disagree?

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I traveled the world in the seven sees. Everybody's looking

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for something except apparently, sweet dreams are made of cheese.

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Speaker 4: Sweet jeams are made things.

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Speaker 2: I don't hear this one as much. Maybe people are

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driving really fast engine noise makes the these sound like cheese.

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I'm not really getting that one.

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Speaker 4: Sweet jeems a madea thing.

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Speaker 2: Still in the nineteen eighties, the Beach Boys, who of

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course defined the nineteen sixties well, they came out with

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an album called Kokomo. That single went to the top

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of the charts, and about halfway through of the song

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you hear Martinique that monserrat mistique. No, I don't really

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know what that means Martinique, that monserrat mystique. That's not

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what we have been singing, Jnique, the Manda green for Martinique,

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That monserrat mystique has been the Martinique, that Mom's a

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rotten stink, that mom is just a rotten stinkique. The

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Beach Boys had quite a few of these. Nineteen seventy

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one song, the song the Cork on the Ocean. Of course,

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people with dirty minds aren't hearing the word cork. Do

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you hear cock on the ocean? You? You are so bass,

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so based cock on the ocean. Let's do a few

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more before we call it a show. I'm going to

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play a clip here from Nirvana nineteen ninety one. Smells

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like teen spirits. There's a section where the lyrics say

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this an albino, a mulatto, a libido a mosquito. I

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don't know how you've been singing it. I have never

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known what this section even said. My brain couldn't decipher

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an albino, a mulatto, a libido a mosquito. Let's play

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the clip.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 2: This takes us back to how our brain works with

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the familiar, as it connects its dots. We probably don't

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have any reason in this context to be thinking about

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a mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, or a libido. As such,

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it might make a lot of sense that people have

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been singing I'm a lion, I'm a vinyl, I'm a skittle,

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I'm a beatle. Once again, I'm a lion, I'm a vinyl,

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I'm a skittle, I'm a beatle. What's the song you

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think of? If I say Metallica, I don't know if

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they love this or hate this. The fact that there's

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one tune that just seems to define the whole band

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nineteen ninety one. Enter Sandman lyrics from that song, Dreams

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of war, dreams of liars, dream of dragons, fire, and

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of things that will bite. Yeah, but what does your

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brain here want? In the Last in the Wagons file five,

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The Manda Green for this one is interesting. Dreams of war,

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dreams of lies, dreams of dragons, fire, and of baked

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apple Pie.

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Speaker 4: The want in the last in the Wagons file.

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Speaker 2: Fe Okay, let's play just the little section again of

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Baked apple Pie, and let's finish our show today with

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the Beatles nineteen sixty seven. Lucy in the sky with diamonds,

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and you gotta know where I'm going with this one.

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Speaker 6: A girl with clydees gooofer.

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Speaker 2: Picture yourself on a train in a station with plasticine

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porters and looking glass ties. Suddenly someone is there with

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the turnstill. The girl with kaleitiscope eyes.

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Speaker 6: A girl with collideas gooop.

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Speaker 2: Now, this is one of my favorite Manda Grains of

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the entire list that we've done today, which is why

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I saved it for last. People have been singing, apparently

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since nineteen sixty seven, people have been singing A girl

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with colitis goes by.

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Speaker 6: A girl with collideas gooop.

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Speaker 5: Ah.

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Speaker 2: Yes, colitis the inflammatory bowel disease where the body's immune

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system attacks its own intestines. So a girl roll with

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colitis goes by a girl.

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Speaker 6: With callda's gooop.

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Speaker 2: Maybe the colitis is the reason she's got colitis scope eyes.

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I don't know. I hope you have enjoyed this little

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journey in a nice distraction and fun science this week,

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learning new things and having some laughs along the way.

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And now that you feel validated that you're not the

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only one who has been hearing these lyrics in a

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strange way, you also might have some of these tunes

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stuck in your head for the rest of the day,

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and you'll be humming them whether you realize it or not.

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You are welcome. I will see you back here next time.

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Have a wonderful week.

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