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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Dad's One Day Clok. Parental discussion is advised

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<v Speaker 1>mature content beyond this point.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I asked my brother to pass me the

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<v Speaker 2>travel pamphlet. He said, bro sure, stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I really thought you turned the pages on

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<v Speaker 1>bad jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, got a bucket for next time. I guess.

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<v Speaker 3>You get that joke off the Brail magazine Brail Monthly

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<v Speaker 3>Highlights Light.

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<v Speaker 2>I got it from the reading section of Penthouse Braille.

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<v Speaker 2>Huge hold on, Oh no, that's a dick. You know

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<v Speaker 2>what's crazy is like the blind people like would never

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<v Speaker 2>know that the magazine is not just for them. They

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<v Speaker 2>actually put the words right above the little symbols like them.

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<v Speaker 1>Well cool, all right, let's go.

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<v Speaker 2>They're there like, damn, only I can read above this pussy. No,

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<v Speaker 2>the pictures puss is right there next to the braille.

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<v Speaker 1>Only I.

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<v Speaker 4>One, I'm domb, I'm stone baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Hm hmm.

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<v Speaker 3>You know I was thinking before you even said the eyepart,

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<v Speaker 3>I was thinking, you're like, oh my god, like that's

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<v Speaker 3>that's actually a dick. Like how would you know what

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<v Speaker 3>a dick looks like if you were blind and you

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<v Speaker 3>were reading Braille.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you have a dick as your dude, you don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what it looks like. But then again, that question

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<v Speaker 2>is valid for like a lady, right, white lady reading

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<v Speaker 2>was like, Oh, it could be a dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it could be. I mean it could be anything,

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<v Speaker 1>could be a dude playing a dude, just as a dude.

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<v Speaker 2>This guise is another dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how like have you ever thought about blind people, like,

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<v Speaker 1>actually really thought about him?

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<v Speaker 3>No, fuck him and lightly slightly I mean it, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>kind of comes with my territory.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean they don't they don't see anything, Like

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<v Speaker 1>it's they see something allegedly, like they see something, right,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's black, Like it's just it's like, is it

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<v Speaker 1>just just seriously is it just to dream? But what

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<v Speaker 1>they dream about? How do they know? I get people

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<v Speaker 1>who once could see and now cannot. I understand that

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<v Speaker 1>because you have you have a memory of the images

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<v Speaker 1>you did see, right, that stuff is essentially burned into

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<v Speaker 1>your retinas, into your memory, right, that's how pictures are

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<v Speaker 1>just fucking etched into your dumb But for people who

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<v Speaker 1>grew up not being able to see or not associating,

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<v Speaker 1>like they were never old enough to associate what they

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<v Speaker 1>were seeing with the words that they were.

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<v Speaker 3>Called think about like truly stone blind since birth has

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<v Speaker 3>never seen anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no way they could.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you a tits or an as man who gives

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<v Speaker 2>a shit? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's Mayhem. But wait, I mean, are they just liars?

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<v Speaker 1>Do they do they lie? Do they placate just for

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<v Speaker 1>our feelings? Like? Do they do it to make us

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<v Speaker 1>feel good? I don't think.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, Just speaking speaking of random though. I

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<v Speaker 3>yesterday we were at the rodeo and there was a

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<v Speaker 3>retard in the front row, like five rows in front

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<v Speaker 3>of me, and I wanted to take a video so bad,

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<v Speaker 3>but I was like, it's twenty twenty five and everybody's

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<v Speaker 3>got their phone down, so somebody's gonna be video tape

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<v Speaker 3>b videotaping the retard and then I'm gonna get called out.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was just like, I'm just gonna let it go.

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<v Speaker 3>But dude was living life. He had some like Jim

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<v Speaker 3>shirt on and he had shark swim trunks on. He

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<v Speaker 3>had to be me no, because this dude had had

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<v Speaker 3>a mohawk. So but yeah, I mean, you guys looked very,

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<v Speaker 3>very similar, except for he had hair.

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<v Speaker 2>Under Bucks says, he his pants.

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<v Speaker 1>Not as much. He probably didn't have as much food

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<v Speaker 1>on his shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>Guarantee that he didn't look as regarded. You look retarded

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<v Speaker 2>with your like ketchup and mustard state.

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<v Speaker 1>And he probably enunciated his words better too. I fucking

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<v Speaker 1>guarantee that.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually I could hear everything he was saying, and he was.

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<v Speaker 3>He was fairly sharp, like when conversations he was having,

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<v Speaker 3>because I would if I had to guess, he was

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<v Speaker 3>probably like late twenties.

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<v Speaker 1>Most autistic people are, they're pretty, they're pretty savvy.

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<v Speaker 3>No, this was an autistic This was he.

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<v Speaker 1>Was.

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<v Speaker 2>He was truly a retard.

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<v Speaker 1>Gone.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, anyway, I'll just says I'm already talking. I'll

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<v Speaker 3>just go with my dad story. So today a good week, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>like I said, went to the rodeo. And then today

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<v Speaker 3>actually instead of getting gifts for our anniversary, my wife

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<v Speaker 3>and I decided that we would go back to the

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<v Speaker 3>place where we got married, which is a golf spot.

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<v Speaker 3>And I went and played golf, and she went to

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<v Speaker 3>the spa, so she got a massage and like a

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<v Speaker 3>manicure and pedicure, and I went and played.

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<v Speaker 1>Golf and I both fucked.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, I mean maybe her, but me, like, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>The the course you've played it, it is difficult, like

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<v Speaker 3>if you can't stay. There's not much rough. It's it's

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<v Speaker 3>either you're in the fairway or you're looking for your ball.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's not a whole lot of room for air

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<v Speaker 1>at all.

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<v Speaker 2>No, And.

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<v Speaker 3>So I text you on the front nine because I

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<v Speaker 3>was doing way better than I expected.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna do right.

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<v Speaker 3>And so all in all, I so what I did

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<v Speaker 3>was on every hole that I parred, but I had

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<v Speaker 3>a shot at birdie within twenty feet. I made an

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<v Speaker 3>asterisk underneath my score because it was like, to me,

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<v Speaker 3>within twenty feet, I feel that I have a legitimate

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<v Speaker 3>chance to at least get a birdie. I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 3>get it, but I have a chance at it, right.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually didn't three put any hole all day long,

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<v Speaker 3>and I ended up shooting a fucking seventy seven. Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>a five over, a shot three over on the front

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<v Speaker 3>and a two over on the back and seven impressive

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<v Speaker 3>seven holes. I missed birdie from within twenty feet.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty impressive.

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<v Speaker 2>I was.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, something's wrong here. I almost had the

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<v Speaker 3>O shit moment on hole eighteen. First shot, first of

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<v Speaker 3>all fairways, like the widest of any hole, and then

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<v Speaker 3>there's a you'd have to hit it three sixty to

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<v Speaker 3>get to water, so there's no way I'm gonna get

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<v Speaker 3>there right. I'm looking and I'm like, this cart in

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<v Speaker 3>front of me, I can't find it. I'm looking, and

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<v Speaker 3>Laughlin Ranch has all these hills and crevices, but I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm waiting minutes, and I'm like, there is nothing there.

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<v Speaker 3>So I just I pissed missile one down the left

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<v Speaker 3>hand side of the fairway, and it was so good.

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<v Speaker 3>I had multiple shots like this.

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<v Speaker 2>It was so good.

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<v Speaker 3>I just picked my tea up and started walking back

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<v Speaker 3>to the cart. I didn't even watch the ball because

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<v Speaker 3>I knew where it was going right.

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<v Speaker 2>It was. It was a great feeling.

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<v Speaker 3>I get to the cart, I start driving and I

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<v Speaker 3>pull up and I'm like, where the fuck did they

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<v Speaker 3>come from?

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<v Speaker 2>There?

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<v Speaker 3>There is a cart and one guy is like heading

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<v Speaker 3>into the like little ditch area looking for his ball,

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<v Speaker 3>and the other guy's in the cart on the fairway,

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<v Speaker 3>and no fucking lie. I'm like, my ball's got to

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<v Speaker 3>be very close to them. But I'm like, but they

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<v Speaker 3>were not there when I teed off, right, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know where they came from. So I pulled up my

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<v Speaker 3>rangefinder to look. My ball was twenty yards in front

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<v Speaker 3>of their cart.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus nice.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, Lachlan Ranch has a really cool feature on their

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<v Speaker 3>carts where you press a button to record your shot

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<v Speaker 3>distance and as you start driving it to record your distance. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>So that shot was two hundred and ninety seven yards.

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<v Speaker 1>Who yeah, that's pretty damn good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then I and then I and then I

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<v Speaker 2>chunked my.

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<v Speaker 3>Second shot appropriately as as I still had two hundred

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<v Speaker 3>and ninety yards left on my second as a long bar five.

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<v Speaker 2>It was fun. I had a blast. I would like

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<v Speaker 2>to go. It was dead.

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<v Speaker 3>It was fucking dead, which was phenomenal. But I'd like

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<v Speaker 3>to get get out there with you and I. I

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<v Speaker 3>have some march tricks, march call out work.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, fuck it.

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<v Speaker 2>Celebrate my anniversary absolutely Stone.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, let's go with Dome first and Stones run down.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll let him go last so then he can rotate

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<v Speaker 3>in what do you got, Dome?

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<v Speaker 1>So happy anniversary. I will say it now because I'll

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<v Speaker 1>probably forget in the morning, so you know, I'll say

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<v Speaker 1>that now get it out of the way. I went

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<v Speaker 1>to Phoenix. Uh. So tomorrow is actually Cali's birthday. Ironically enough,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys share that moment, you know, your daughter and

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<v Speaker 1>your anniversary and.

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<v Speaker 3>The Titanic and Lincoln getting shot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I think the first black guy to play in the

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<v Speaker 3>MLB was on the same day too.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I looked up sad moments in history and I came

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<v Speaker 3>up with there's.

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<v Speaker 2>Just one after the other.

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<v Speaker 3>Yours was at the tap of yeah as one.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, So we went, Uh, we went down to Phoenix.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>It's also yesterday was Steph's birthday, so Ryan's wife, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>my brother from another mother. So we went down to

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<v Speaker 1>go to the aquarium for Cali to celebrate her birthday,

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<v Speaker 1>and then on Saturday we had a little party for

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<v Speaker 1>Steph to say birthday for her. So it was fun.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a good time at the aquarium. We were

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<v Speaker 1>lucky enough to get there super early. My kids managed

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<v Speaker 1>to get up bright and early and we got there

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<v Speaker 1>when the doors opened, which was really nice because there

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<v Speaker 1>was nobody there. We just kind of walked through the

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing with maybe twenty five people around us.

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<v Speaker 3>Is this the one that's over like in Scottsdale.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's called the Odyssey. Yeah, okay, it's a really

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<v Speaker 1>good place. The only downside that I had this time

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<v Speaker 1>because we've been there before, but this time there were

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of exhibits that were down for cleaning and

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<v Speaker 1>maintenance and things like that, and enough enough to where

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<v Speaker 1>I felt and all jew aside, but enough there were

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<v Speaker 1>enough exhibits down. I felt that the price should have

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<v Speaker 1>been reduced for sure, because it was it was like

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen there was a ton of them. Every time you

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<v Speaker 1>turn a corner, there was something that wasn't in a

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<v Speaker 1>tank or something that wasn't you know, you like the

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<v Speaker 1>two of the touch ponds were down. You couldn't do

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<v Speaker 1>them so and that's kind of a big part for kids,

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<v Speaker 1>I could beat the ship out of a penguin.

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<v Speaker 2>It's clearly agent. Yeah that real quick, I know.

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<v Speaker 3>I had a fucking road runner come up to me

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<v Speaker 3>at at I was sitting in my cart. It got

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<v Speaker 1>They're little baby raptors, dude, they're baby raptors. I would

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<v Speaker 1>fuck with a mountain lion. Yeah, but I'm no, they're vicious, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>They are vicious, and they met talents. They've got talents

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<v Speaker 1>on them. I've seen them motherfuckers open up a rabbit.

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<v Speaker 3>I had my life flashed before my eyes today. I

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<v Speaker 3>so if you get past those cart pass signs and

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<v Speaker 3>I started like hauling ass and I slam on my

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<v Speaker 3>between the two sand traps. Another two feet and I

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<v Speaker 3>would have been face first into the sandtrap from the top.

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<v Speaker 2>It was one of thosefuckers, like.

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<v Speaker 1>That's an expensive one too, cars aren't.

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<v Speaker 2>I just walked off.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, they know who's got the car, but I

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<v Speaker 1>Beat your self up with the club back.

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<v Speaker 4>Somebody stole it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a roadrunner.

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<v Speaker 2>I got the heal proof, so.

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<v Speaker 1>jockeyed some kids around because it's our switch off week

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<v Speaker 1>or switch off day.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's about it nice, nice, don't I had an

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<v Speaker 2>interesting week. On Thursday, I got off work a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit early and I went over to go see both

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<v Speaker 2>of my Valentine play with Trivium, August Burn's Red and

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<v Speaker 2>Out sliceoses Silosis silosis. There we go. I hate pronouncing

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<v Speaker 2>your name, might just like to get invest to me.

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<v Speaker 2>But when when I left, I was getting on the

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<v Speaker 2>freeway and head into the strip, and it was kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like off the strip, a little bit in the

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<v Speaker 2>in the in the Palms, which is a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>Hower and everything, and especially going on fifteen. But as

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<v Speaker 2>I was on the freeway and I was like just

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<v Speaker 2>doing seventy going through the middle lane, there's this car

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<v Speaker 2>quickly right, and it's going maybe like fifty five miles

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<v Speaker 2>but it's not making any moves. And I was like, cool,

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<v Speaker 2>natural path. Of progression. As I get about maybe fifteen

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<v Speaker 2>feet away from it, it decides to cut over in

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<v Speaker 2>front of me, going fifty five. I'm going seventy right,

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<v Speaker 2>So I fucking slammed on my brakes. Right, I'm laying

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<v Speaker 2>on the fucking horn. And I got like two feet

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<v Speaker 2>away from this bitch right, and I looked my left

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<v Speaker 2>and no one on my left. I swiped the left

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<v Speaker 2>real fast, fucking kick it up, get right next to

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<v Speaker 2>her right, roll down my window, and this is lady

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<v Speaker 2>that looks like an Amish lady. I'm not joking you, right,

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<v Speaker 2>it got like fucking head dress, possibly possibly, but like

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<v Speaker 2>headdress and everything, and like the fucking dress, Like what

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<v Speaker 2>the fuck? So and she'd her window down right. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't I don't know if she could hear me or not,

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<v Speaker 2>but damn I was pumped up, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>what the fuck were you doing, you stupid fucking bitch. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm yelling. Probably couldn't hear me. I'm going, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we're a fucking houl in the freeway. It's loud as shit, right,

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<v Speaker 2>but I could see her eyebrows like raised a little bit,

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<v Speaker 2>and she just kind of like looks like to the

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<v Speaker 2>right of her, like, oh my gosh, this guy really

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<v Speaker 2>on at me. I'm like, yeah, I'm fired up about

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<v Speaker 2>to go to a metal show, about to throw you

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<v Speaker 2>in the pick because I was really fucking stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>I was pissed off. And I get to the I

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<v Speaker 2>get to the show, and when when the first band

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<v Speaker 2>goes on, I had some jack and coke in me

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<v Speaker 2>and a little bit of the Green Monster, and I

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<v Speaker 2>literally halfway through the show just went fuck that amss

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<v Speaker 2>bitch and was just headbanging and was like, yeah, this

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<v Speaker 2>is a great time, but you almost got taken out

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<v Speaker 2>on the freeway. And then the other part of my

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<v Speaker 2>week was even funnier. I went to Tarja to go

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<v Speaker 2>fuck around with the kid and the girlfriend and my

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<v Speaker 2>I love slapstick humor, right like Tom and Jerry leaningtunees whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>I love slapstick humor. It's just really funny, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and especially it makes my kid laugh, like really hard.

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<v Speaker 2>But I especially loved doing it out in public, right,

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<v Speaker 2>And my favorite thing in the world is too, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like the end caps in the aisles where the bottom

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<v Speaker 2>of the metal tray on the shelves kind of sticks

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<v Speaker 2>out a little bit. I love pretending to trip over

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<v Speaker 2>that and making a loud sound and just going oh shit,

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<v Speaker 2>right and just embarrassing whoever I'm with, Right, I love

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<v Speaker 2>doing that shit. So I decided to do one. But

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<v Speaker 2>I I selled it like a little too hard, and

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<v Speaker 2>when I hit it and I started like flying over

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<v Speaker 2>the end cap, I went to like brace myself and

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like catch my arm on a shelf, and

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<v Speaker 2>my wristbone collided with the metal shelf, going like mock two.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I broke it for a second, like it

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<v Speaker 2>went clang, and I was like, oh fuck, oh shit.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm over here like, oh god, I really fucking

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<v Speaker 2>hurt myself this time, right, And my kid was liked

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<v Speaker 2>ha ha ha, and Alyssa was like, how about you

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<v Speaker 2>not hurt yourself because we got to go to Disneyland's

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<v Speaker 2>at some point this year. And I was like, ah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we're good, We're fine. Oh no, Dad almost fell and

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<v Speaker 2>I went to turn my wrists and I went fuck

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<v Speaker 2>and like I just started walking in the aisle. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>tearing up, and I'm like, dude, I think fraction my pone.

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<v Speaker 2>Luckily I didn't. There was just a massive bruise on

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<v Speaker 2>my wrist bone that was there for a couple of days.

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<v Speaker 2>But oh my god, I was like, all right, I

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<v Speaker 1>Whoops.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like you were a true crack away from

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<v Speaker 3>actually not having to you know, have a legit. Excuse me, Like, hey, babe,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't really jack off, so you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna have to help me out. So you're gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>you gotta get the stranger going, you know, gotta get

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<v Speaker 2>the stranger going. Yeah. Yeah, that was That was my week,

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<v Speaker 2>you know. And if anybody out there is going to

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<v Speaker 2>take inspiration from either of those stories, I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what the fuck inspiration you could take, but just be

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<v Speaker 2>a better person, I guess. But we're gonna come in

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<v Speaker 2>which was a rival to Saturday to Night Live in

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<v Speaker 2>the seventies and eighties, you know, and he was one

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<v Speaker 2>of the biggest film and TV stars of the eighties

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<v Speaker 2>and nineties. You know, box office successes. Household Name Honey, Ashrunk,

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<v Speaker 2>The Kids, Baseball's, Ghostbusters, The Little Chap of Horrors, Flintstones,

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<v Speaker 2>and Little Giants just named some of the biggest box

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<v Speaker 2>office movies that he was in in cult classics. In

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen ninety one, his wife died of cancer, leaving him

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<v Speaker 2>their two very small children. And he did some movies

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<v Speaker 2>after that, but he really like like slowed down the

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<v Speaker 2>time that he did those in instead of you know,

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<v Speaker 2>doing multiple in a year. And then eventually after his

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<v Speaker 2>last real movie came out, which was last real movie

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<v Speaker 2>that he was like starring in, which was Big Bully

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<v Speaker 2>in Night in ninety seven, he was like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>raise my kids full time. I got to be their dad.

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<v Speaker 2>The mom's gone, we need to go ahead and do

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<v Speaker 2>it with Hollywood. So he left his career, right, he

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<v Speaker 2>left his like big, massive career that he had spent

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<v Speaker 2>to do the right thing. It was be a parent

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<v Speaker 2>you know, be a parent full time and take care

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<v Speaker 2>of those kids that you should do, you know. And

427
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<v Speaker 2>I just love his story and I look up to

428
00:21:27.640 --> 00:21:29.440
<v Speaker 2>it so much, and as being a full time single

429
00:21:29.519 --> 00:21:32.240
<v Speaker 2>dad myself. Like, you know, I fucking I get it.

430
00:21:32.400 --> 00:21:32.559
<v Speaker 3>You know.

431
00:21:32.640 --> 00:21:34.799
<v Speaker 2>I can't go out into the world, you know, and

432
00:21:35.079 --> 00:21:38.799
<v Speaker 2>bless the world with my beautiful creativity you know, and music,

433
00:21:39.119 --> 00:21:40.359
<v Speaker 2>you know, beautiful musicians.

434
00:21:40.400 --> 00:21:40.599
<v Speaker 1>Ship.

435
00:21:40.680 --> 00:21:43.599
<v Speaker 2>I know everybody wants to hear I know, I know, folks,

436
00:21:43.640 --> 00:21:45.759
<v Speaker 2>I know you guys been calling out to the stone.

437
00:21:45.839 --> 00:21:47.880
<v Speaker 2>We want to hear those shitty reps. I get it,

438
00:21:48.119 --> 00:21:50.759
<v Speaker 2>I get it. Calm down, it's fine, We're good. But

439
00:21:51.279 --> 00:21:53.519
<v Speaker 2>I can't give it to y'all. Know why Because I

440
00:21:53.599 --> 00:21:56.440
<v Speaker 2>got to kid the raise man, got a kid the Raise.

441
00:21:57.119 --> 00:21:59.160
<v Speaker 2>But no, I really do look up to Rick moranis

442
00:21:59.240 --> 00:22:03.079
<v Speaker 2>I really look up the story a lot. That's good.

443
00:22:03.079 --> 00:22:03.319
<v Speaker 1>That's that.

444
00:22:03.480 --> 00:22:07.079
<v Speaker 2>I would never have expected that that name to come out,

445
00:22:07.200 --> 00:22:10.480
<v Speaker 2>But that's like that one all. Yeah.

446
00:22:13.240 --> 00:22:16.119
<v Speaker 1>So I don't really have anybody that inspires me. I

447
00:22:16.160 --> 00:22:18.839
<v Speaker 1>don't really roll like that. So I mean, if you're

448
00:22:18.839 --> 00:22:24.039
<v Speaker 1>going to force my hand, maybe Robin Williams, you know,

449
00:22:26.039 --> 00:22:28.920
<v Speaker 1>m the later years.

450
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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you know, I just it's Cater Bennington, Yeah, Mary

451
00:22:37.680 --> 00:22:41.319
<v Speaker 4>lou List goes on and Frank It's fine.

452
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<v Speaker 1>No, like I, I just it's not it's not me.

453
00:22:46.599 --> 00:22:54.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't have people that I I feel do that

454
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<v Speaker 1>exact thing for me, which is inspire. Inspire is weird

455
00:23:00.640 --> 00:23:07.440
<v Speaker 1>with me, right, Like yeah, no, Like, no, your story,

456
00:23:07.640 --> 00:23:10.839
<v Speaker 1>your story is great, Like I commend you, good job,

457
00:23:11.799 --> 00:23:16.200
<v Speaker 1>But to say that it's a reason to be inspired

458
00:23:16.480 --> 00:23:19.440
<v Speaker 1>to do better for me is weird. I want to

459
00:23:19.519 --> 00:23:22.240
<v Speaker 1>do better for me and my family because I want

460
00:23:22.279 --> 00:23:24.839
<v Speaker 1>to do better for me and my family. I don't

461
00:23:24.920 --> 00:23:28.799
<v Speaker 1>need somebody else's story to help motivate me in that way.

462
00:23:29.480 --> 00:23:31.799
<v Speaker 1>Like there are things that are cool, and I commend

463
00:23:32.039 --> 00:23:36.160
<v Speaker 1>people for getting out of their situations or picking themselves

464
00:23:36.240 --> 00:23:38.559
<v Speaker 1>up from some of the worst situations that I could

465
00:23:38.599 --> 00:23:41.160
<v Speaker 1>possibly think of, and that some of which I hope

466
00:23:41.160 --> 00:23:44.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't ever get into. But for me, it's like, Okay,

467
00:23:45.599 --> 00:23:48.559
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't need to hear about all the

468
00:23:48.680 --> 00:23:53.400
<v Speaker 1>trials and tribulations that someone else went through to pick

469
00:23:53.480 --> 00:23:56.559
<v Speaker 1>themselves up to gain stardom or fame the them, or

470
00:23:56.839 --> 00:24:02.039
<v Speaker 1>or just success just general success. I so to me,

471
00:24:02.839 --> 00:24:04.960
<v Speaker 1>I you know, take it literally. I take some things

472
00:24:05.000 --> 00:24:07.359
<v Speaker 1>literal sometimes right, that's the autism that kicks in. And

473
00:24:07.759 --> 00:24:10.319
<v Speaker 1>the inspiration thing is one of those things that I

474
00:24:10.400 --> 00:24:12.279
<v Speaker 1>take very literal. It's like I don't Yeah, I don't

475
00:24:12.279 --> 00:24:14.359
<v Speaker 1>need you to inspire me. I'm already inspired because I

476
00:24:14.400 --> 00:24:15.799
<v Speaker 1>don't want to fail. I don't want to fuck up.

477
00:24:16.720 --> 00:24:19.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't want to like I'm not the

478
00:24:19.079 --> 00:24:22.559
<v Speaker 1>best at a lot of ship, but I I want

479
00:24:22.599 --> 00:24:25.880
<v Speaker 1>to do better because of my family, not because I

480
00:24:26.000 --> 00:24:31.599
<v Speaker 1>want to be like somebody I don't know, just different. Yeah,

481
00:24:33.960 --> 00:24:40.599
<v Speaker 1>uh no, uh, nobody has to understand it. I understand it.

482
00:24:40.759 --> 00:24:41.240
<v Speaker 1>I get it.

483
00:24:42.160 --> 00:24:44.519
<v Speaker 2>I get it. There's there's also another answer that's short,

484
00:24:44.839 --> 00:24:46.680
<v Speaker 2>and it's a I didn't do my homework, but we'll

485
00:24:46.720 --> 00:24:47.240
<v Speaker 2>go with that one.

486
00:24:47.319 --> 00:24:49.119
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, no, like this is this is

487
00:24:49.240 --> 00:24:52.160
<v Speaker 1>genuinely me, like this is this is me in all honesty,

488
00:24:52.440 --> 00:24:53.039
<v Speaker 1>on all arnst.

489
00:24:54.160 --> 00:24:55.799
<v Speaker 2>It makes sense for you, like it makes sense for

490
00:24:55.839 --> 00:24:58.200
<v Speaker 2>the type person where I get it. I get it.

491
00:24:58.680 --> 00:25:10.759
<v Speaker 2>M okay my turn. Yeah no, Chris wats no, I

492
00:25:11.119 --> 00:25:12.559
<v Speaker 2>do have two genuine ones.

493
00:25:12.599 --> 00:25:16.400
<v Speaker 1>And he failed, he failed, gets back.

494
00:25:21.079 --> 00:25:23.039
<v Speaker 2>Well, lucky lucky for me. I got you know what,

495
00:25:23.160 --> 00:25:29.759
<v Speaker 2>Jay Simpson, he came in with Hitler, You fucking idiots. First,

496
00:25:30.319 --> 00:25:34.240
<v Speaker 2>my first one wany is actually uh Paul the Gelder,

497
00:25:34.799 --> 00:25:39.119
<v Speaker 2>So for those people that Shark Week, Paul the Gelder.

498
00:25:39.079 --> 00:25:44.079
<v Speaker 3>Is an Australian. He was an Australian Navy member and

499
00:25:44.240 --> 00:25:46.480
<v Speaker 3>in two thousand and nine he was doing a field

500
00:25:46.559 --> 00:25:50.079
<v Speaker 3>exercise in the water testing new technology and he got

501
00:25:50.559 --> 00:25:53.519
<v Speaker 3>attacked by a bull shark and lost from his right

502
00:25:53.680 --> 00:25:56.079
<v Speaker 3>arm from the elbow down and then I believe also

503
00:25:56.200 --> 00:26:00.960
<v Speaker 3>his right leg from the knee down. And uh, you

504
00:26:02.119 --> 00:26:05.599
<v Speaker 3>just the story of still surviving not dying from those

505
00:26:05.680 --> 00:26:09.000
<v Speaker 3>two things, right that, the simultaneous attack and losing two

506
00:26:09.720 --> 00:26:15.319
<v Speaker 3>limbs essentially and then being able to actually come back

507
00:26:15.400 --> 00:26:18.039
<v Speaker 3>from that and get back in the water, and not

508
00:26:18.160 --> 00:26:22.480
<v Speaker 3>only that, become a conservationist for sharks because they are

509
00:26:23.000 --> 00:26:26.799
<v Speaker 3>ruthlessly killed throughout the world all year long by so

510
00:26:26.920 --> 00:26:29.640
<v Speaker 3>many different countries. And the fact that this guy gets

511
00:26:29.720 --> 00:26:32.000
<v Speaker 3>in the water with sharks and dives with them, like,

512
00:26:32.359 --> 00:26:35.480
<v Speaker 3>it's just such a cool story and he's one of

513
00:26:35.519 --> 00:26:37.559
<v Speaker 3>my favorites that I look forward to seeing every single

514
00:26:37.640 --> 00:26:42.319
<v Speaker 3>July when Shark We comes out. It's just like to

515
00:26:42.440 --> 00:26:45.960
<v Speaker 3>truly draw inspiration to like overcome your fears like, that's

516
00:26:46.039 --> 00:26:48.119
<v Speaker 3>the type of person that you can overcome a fear,

517
00:26:48.279 --> 00:26:50.160
<v Speaker 3>like you're already afraid enough to get in the ocean.

518
00:26:50.240 --> 00:26:53.559
<v Speaker 3>Ocean's fucking massive and scary as shit, but let alone

519
00:26:53.599 --> 00:26:56.160
<v Speaker 3>to get attacked by a shark, lose limbs, and then

520
00:26:56.240 --> 00:26:59.200
<v Speaker 3>still want to get in the fucking water later on

521
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<v Speaker 3>with sharks again.

522
00:27:00.720 --> 00:27:01.599
<v Speaker 1>I mean that's me.

523
00:27:01.720 --> 00:27:05.680
<v Speaker 2>That's just as wild to me, wild thought process, but

524
00:27:06.960 --> 00:27:07.240
<v Speaker 2>a lot.

525
00:27:07.160 --> 00:27:09.519
<v Speaker 1>Of guts, yeah yeah, a lot of fortitude.

526
00:27:10.119 --> 00:27:10.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

527
00:27:10.519 --> 00:27:12.799
<v Speaker 3>So he's He's somebody that I definitely look up to

528
00:27:14.640 --> 00:27:17.000
<v Speaker 3>in that in that regard of just it's such an

529
00:27:17.000 --> 00:27:20.880
<v Speaker 3>amazing story and like a feel good fight backstory kind

530
00:27:20.920 --> 00:27:21.200
<v Speaker 3>of thing.

531
00:27:21.400 --> 00:27:25.960
<v Speaker 2>So Stone back to you. I like that.

532
00:27:26.279 --> 00:27:26.720
<v Speaker 3>I like that.

533
00:27:28.480 --> 00:27:32.759
<v Speaker 2>The other one I have was Mark Calloway. Do you

534
00:27:32.799 --> 00:27:34.079
<v Speaker 2>guys know who Mark Callaway is.

535
00:27:34.599 --> 00:27:36.720
<v Speaker 1>That's the guy who invented Callaway Golf.

536
00:27:37.400 --> 00:27:42.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. No, he also is known as the undertaker in

537
00:27:42.119 --> 00:27:46.599
<v Speaker 2>the American Badass. Yeah, so Mark Callaway. I really loved

538
00:27:46.680 --> 00:27:49.720
<v Speaker 2>his story when I listened to it, because you know,

539
00:27:49.839 --> 00:27:52.960
<v Speaker 2>this guy really did Like there's been a couple other

540
00:27:53.000 --> 00:27:56.160
<v Speaker 2>wrestlers too who like walked on or not walked on,

541
00:27:56.279 --> 00:27:59.200
<v Speaker 2>but like went through the like crowds and tribulations of

542
00:27:59.240 --> 00:28:02.039
<v Speaker 2>being like like just piss poor and just coming in

543
00:28:02.160 --> 00:28:05.200
<v Speaker 2>to start him. But I really like his because, you know,

544
00:28:05.359 --> 00:28:08.759
<v Speaker 2>he he had the chance to like go. He was

545
00:28:08.799 --> 00:28:11.279
<v Speaker 2>in basketball for a long time due to his enormous height,

546
00:28:11.440 --> 00:28:13.039
<v Speaker 2>and he went over and played in some of the

547
00:28:13.079 --> 00:28:18.079
<v Speaker 2>European teams for a while, and he was playing European basketball,

548
00:28:18.079 --> 00:28:19.640
<v Speaker 2>and he could have like had a really good career

549
00:28:19.720 --> 00:28:22.599
<v Speaker 2>over there, just traveling around, you know, and you know,

550
00:28:22.720 --> 00:28:26.440
<v Speaker 2>playing for different teams, you know, and Stan France, you know, Wales,

551
00:28:26.720 --> 00:28:28.200
<v Speaker 2>any one of those teams. Like as long as you're

552
00:28:28.240 --> 00:28:30.119
<v Speaker 2>like really tall, like you know, you're good to go.

553
00:28:31.440 --> 00:28:32.960
<v Speaker 2>But he was like, no, fuck that, Like I'm gonna

554
00:28:32.960 --> 00:28:35.599
<v Speaker 2>go do something else. And he was just piss poor

555
00:28:35.839 --> 00:28:38.480
<v Speaker 2>and was like, oh fuck it, you know, like looking

556
00:28:38.599 --> 00:28:41.599
<v Speaker 2>up to Hulk Hogan and Macho Man and Rick Flair

557
00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:43.720
<v Speaker 2>and Jake Snick Roberts, like he was like, oh, learn

558
00:28:43.799 --> 00:28:45.720
<v Speaker 2>to become a wrestler, you know, and just through like

559
00:28:46.079 --> 00:28:48.559
<v Speaker 2>grit and tenacity. Like this man was living in his

560
00:28:48.640 --> 00:28:51.880
<v Speaker 2>carve like for a while. I can't remember which promotion

561
00:28:52.079 --> 00:28:54.359
<v Speaker 2>he went to, but he went to a promotion for

562
00:28:54.480 --> 00:28:57.519
<v Speaker 2>two years straight, sat in their lobby for eight hours

563
00:28:57.559 --> 00:29:01.119
<v Speaker 2>a day, just waiting to talk to somebody before finally

564
00:29:02.000 --> 00:29:03.799
<v Speaker 2>one of the head honchos like came out and was like,

565
00:29:03.839 --> 00:29:05.359
<v Speaker 2>who the fuck is this kid that's been sitting in

566
00:29:05.440 --> 00:29:07.799
<v Speaker 2>our lobby this whole time, And so it finally gave

567
00:29:07.920 --> 00:29:10.160
<v Speaker 2>him a shot, you know, And that's a that's just

568
00:29:10.240 --> 00:29:12.480
<v Speaker 2>pure grit. Like if you explain that to any of

569
00:29:12.559 --> 00:29:14.720
<v Speaker 2>the kids these days being raised, like, they would sit

570
00:29:14.759 --> 00:29:17.039
<v Speaker 2>there and be like that's way too long, Like why

571
00:29:17.079 --> 00:29:18.720
<v Speaker 2>would somebody want to do that? That's horrible, Go do

572
00:29:18.839 --> 00:29:21.200
<v Speaker 2>something else. Well, it was way different back in the eighties.

573
00:29:21.240 --> 00:29:23.519
<v Speaker 2>You know, you didn't really have a whole list of

574
00:29:23.519 --> 00:29:26.400
<v Speaker 2>stuff you could do unless you had some prerequists to

575
00:29:26.480 --> 00:29:29.000
<v Speaker 2>do it. And he had a dream and was like

576
00:29:29.039 --> 00:29:30.680
<v Speaker 2>fuck it, like I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna do this.

577
00:29:30.920 --> 00:29:33.960
<v Speaker 2>And he even even went to the lengths of trying

578
00:29:34.000 --> 00:29:37.880
<v Speaker 2>to go to this well known amateur who ended up

579
00:29:37.920 --> 00:29:40.240
<v Speaker 2>scamming him out of his money, and then he almost

580
00:29:40.279 --> 00:29:42.240
<v Speaker 2>like beat the shit out of this dude later on

581
00:29:42.319 --> 00:29:44.240
<v Speaker 2>when he found him. But he was just going through

582
00:29:44.279 --> 00:29:47.440
<v Speaker 2>great lengths just to chase his dreams. And then sure

583
00:29:47.440 --> 00:29:50.519
<v Speaker 2>as shit, he fucking did it. You know, like Rag's

584
00:29:50.640 --> 00:29:52.559
<v Speaker 2>riches like really did it for him. He went up

585
00:29:52.599 --> 00:29:55.240
<v Speaker 2>to being, you know, the main guy in WBE for

586
00:29:55.359 --> 00:29:58.839
<v Speaker 2>thirty years, you know, the main head of the locker room.

587
00:29:58.920 --> 00:30:01.000
<v Speaker 2>Like everybody went to this guy. Even in the famed

588
00:30:01.039 --> 00:30:04.759
<v Speaker 2>Wrestler's Court he was the fucking judge. Which if anyone

589
00:30:05.000 --> 00:30:07.000
<v Speaker 2>anyone out there shout out to Ryan from Body of FLF,

590
00:30:07.039 --> 00:30:09.920
<v Speaker 2>you'll know this. But anybody that knows the wrestling Lauren

591
00:30:09.960 --> 00:30:12.160
<v Speaker 2>Thos Wrestler's Court, he was a judge for a long

592
00:30:12.240 --> 00:30:15.400
<v Speaker 2>time on that. And Yeah, I just love the Undertaker.

593
00:30:15.440 --> 00:30:17.759
<v Speaker 2>I love Mark. I love listening to his podcast, you know,

594
00:30:18.079 --> 00:30:20.039
<v Speaker 2>and just listening to him because he's just kind of

595
00:30:20.160 --> 00:30:22.960
<v Speaker 2>like he could be everybody's dad, you know, and he's

596
00:30:23.000 --> 00:30:24.759
<v Speaker 2>kind of like the dad everyone kind of like wants,

597
00:30:24.839 --> 00:30:26.519
<v Speaker 2>you know, Like he's got a good head on his shoulders.

598
00:30:26.599 --> 00:30:29.400
<v Speaker 2>He's very masculine. He's a man's man, but he's not

599
00:30:29.519 --> 00:30:34.039
<v Speaker 2>like an asshole about it. Love that dude, really solid dude.

600
00:30:34.359 --> 00:30:37.079
<v Speaker 3>And what's crazy too, is think about because while you

601
00:30:37.119 --> 00:30:40.640
<v Speaker 3>were talking, I was just curious as to what wrestlers

602
00:30:40.759 --> 00:30:44.000
<v Speaker 3>made back then and when he started in the promotion

603
00:30:45.200 --> 00:30:47.559
<v Speaker 3>before he took off and even when he took off,

604
00:30:47.640 --> 00:30:49.599
<v Speaker 3>he wasn't making crazy crazy money yet.

605
00:30:49.759 --> 00:30:51.559
<v Speaker 2>No, but at the beginning he was only making twelve

606
00:30:51.640 --> 00:30:55.039
<v Speaker 2>hundred a month. Yeah, and he still had to make

607
00:30:55.119 --> 00:30:58.319
<v Speaker 2>his way, like like up until I think twenty ten,

608
00:30:59.039 --> 00:31:02.440
<v Speaker 2>they paid that. And you know, back in two thousand,

609
00:31:02.799 --> 00:31:05.359
<v Speaker 2>the Rocks that he had a one million dollar contract,

610
00:31:05.359 --> 00:31:07.119
<v Speaker 2>and so does Steve Austin a few other guys too.

611
00:31:07.559 --> 00:31:09.839
<v Speaker 2>But even if you had a one million dollar contract,

612
00:31:10.000 --> 00:31:11.759
<v Speaker 2>four hundred grand that's going right to the government. So

613
00:31:11.839 --> 00:31:13.400
<v Speaker 2>you left with six, right, which is still a pretty

614
00:31:13.400 --> 00:31:16.160
<v Speaker 2>good amount. But if you're wrestling in your life on

615
00:31:16.240 --> 00:31:18.759
<v Speaker 2>the line, you're putting your body life alige. But if

616
00:31:18.799 --> 00:31:20.480
<v Speaker 2>you're wrestling, you know, three hundre days out of year,

617
00:31:20.480 --> 00:31:21.839
<v Speaker 2>that's three in our hotels you have to pay for.

618
00:31:22.240 --> 00:31:24.079
<v Speaker 2>That's three hundred road trips you have to you have

619
00:31:24.160 --> 00:31:26.160
<v Speaker 2>to do, right, So all that gas they don't pay

620
00:31:26.240 --> 00:31:29.480
<v Speaker 2>for anything, right, All of your your health, your dental,

621
00:31:29.559 --> 00:31:32.440
<v Speaker 2>your vision, the mileage, the hotels, it all comes out

622
00:31:32.480 --> 00:31:34.880
<v Speaker 2>of that six hundred thousand. So some of those wrestlers,

623
00:31:34.880 --> 00:31:36.960
<v Speaker 2>if they didn't play their money right, they might as

624
00:31:37.000 --> 00:31:40.359
<v Speaker 2>well have been getting like, you know, ten thousand dollars

625
00:31:40.359 --> 00:31:41.599
<v Speaker 2>a year fifteen thousand dollars a year.

626
00:31:41.640 --> 00:31:43.799
<v Speaker 1>Back then they had to earn it off at endorsements.

627
00:31:44.119 --> 00:31:45.920
<v Speaker 3>Well by the time, by the time that Attitude era

628
00:31:46.279 --> 00:31:48.319
<v Speaker 3>rolled around, it was so much because that one of

629
00:31:48.359 --> 00:31:50.359
<v Speaker 3>the things I was reading too looking for it was

630
00:31:50.480 --> 00:31:53.160
<v Speaker 3>during the Attitude era, a Stone Cold was making sixteen

631
00:31:53.200 --> 00:31:53.759
<v Speaker 3>milli a year.

632
00:31:55.119 --> 00:31:58.839
<v Speaker 2>His contract was only for one but with the sponsorships

633
00:31:58.920 --> 00:32:03.640
<v Speaker 2>and you got extra money off of other events like WrestleMania,

634
00:32:04.880 --> 00:32:07.000
<v Speaker 2>you know, like a King of the Cage and stuff

635
00:32:07.039 --> 00:32:09.640
<v Speaker 2>like that, or King of the Ring, like you got

636
00:32:09.720 --> 00:32:11.720
<v Speaker 2>extra off of that stuff. But the standard back in

637
00:32:11.759 --> 00:32:13.519
<v Speaker 2>those days was like a million of contract was like

638
00:32:13.559 --> 00:32:16.640
<v Speaker 2>the highest back in like ninety seven, ninety six, ninety eight,

639
00:32:17.319 --> 00:32:19.599
<v Speaker 2>And now it's like some of those fucking wrestlers getting

640
00:32:19.599 --> 00:32:22.920
<v Speaker 2>forty to fifty million a year while in their garbage

641
00:32:23.559 --> 00:32:27.400
<v Speaker 2>yea rinash repeat script. But that was also before the

642
00:32:27.440 --> 00:32:30.000
<v Speaker 2>public or the company went public. I think the company

643
00:32:30.039 --> 00:32:32.079
<v Speaker 2>went public in like two thousand and one, like after

644
00:32:32.160 --> 00:32:36.319
<v Speaker 2>it bought Ted Turner and it bought WC. Dow. Yeah,

645
00:32:36.400 --> 00:32:40.359
<v Speaker 2>they went public, so everybody's like contracts went to the roof.

646
00:32:40.480 --> 00:32:42.240
<v Speaker 2>Before that year, it was a million year, which back

647
00:32:42.279 --> 00:32:45.720
<v Speaker 2>then like a million a year, you know, a lot

648
00:32:45.799 --> 00:32:49.839
<v Speaker 2>of money. Yeah, wow, Because nowadays it's kind of like, damn,

649
00:32:50.839 --> 00:32:53.519
<v Speaker 2>almost doesn't seem like that much these days compared to

650
00:32:53.559 --> 00:32:56.400
<v Speaker 2>how much everything is. Yeah, it's not. But but thirty

651
00:32:56.480 --> 00:32:58.160
<v Speaker 2>years ago, it was a lot of money. It was

652
00:32:58.200 --> 00:32:58.880
<v Speaker 2>a lot of money.

653
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<v Speaker 1>I mean wrong. If somebody wants to give me a

654
00:33:01.240 --> 00:33:02.519
<v Speaker 1>million dollars, I'm still going to take it.

655
00:33:02.559 --> 00:33:05.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, I gonna take it. Yeah, of course.

656
00:33:06.519 --> 00:33:06.839
<v Speaker 1>Rhy not.

657
00:33:08.759 --> 00:33:10.920
<v Speaker 3>Well, since Dome doesn't have anything, because he doesn't look

658
00:33:11.000 --> 00:33:13.759
<v Speaker 3>up any to anybody, I have my last one and

659
00:33:14.079 --> 00:33:19.640
<v Speaker 3>Domo appreciate this one as well. There's few few things

660
00:33:19.839 --> 00:33:21.880
<v Speaker 3>in this world that get me to read a book.

661
00:33:22.400 --> 00:33:26.119
<v Speaker 3>I am not a book reader at all. One of

662
00:33:26.200 --> 00:33:28.400
<v Speaker 3>the people that I do enjoy reading is actually Corey

663
00:33:28.480 --> 00:33:31.720
<v Speaker 3>Taylor of Slipknot. His books are fantastic. I've enjoyed those.

664
00:33:32.000 --> 00:33:34.559
<v Speaker 3>He's not the guy them, but this person. When I

665
00:33:34.559 --> 00:33:36.319
<v Speaker 3>found out he was coming out with a book, I

666
00:33:36.480 --> 00:33:39.160
<v Speaker 3>was stoked. I got it the week it came out.

667
00:33:39.279 --> 00:33:39.720
<v Speaker 2>I read it.

668
00:33:41.759 --> 00:33:46.759
<v Speaker 3>And this guy is embodies especially Dome too. Dome and

669
00:33:46.839 --> 00:33:50.440
<v Speaker 3>my childhood, like you knew who this guy was. We

670
00:33:50.599 --> 00:33:54.640
<v Speaker 3>watched him on TV. Still to this day we say

671
00:33:54.759 --> 00:33:57.920
<v Speaker 3>things that he came up with clever off the cuff,

672
00:33:58.559 --> 00:34:01.640
<v Speaker 3>going over top ten moments in sports for the day,

673
00:34:01.720 --> 00:34:05.240
<v Speaker 3>for the week, and that's Stuart Scott. Stuart Scott is

674
00:34:06.119 --> 00:34:07.960
<v Speaker 3>He's one of those guys like he was just he

675
00:34:08.079 --> 00:34:11.000
<v Speaker 3>was a dude's dude and you could tell like he

676
00:34:12.719 --> 00:34:18.320
<v Speaker 3>he probably wasn't as athletically gifted. Towards towards the end

677
00:34:18.360 --> 00:34:20.719
<v Speaker 3>of his life, he did a lot. He actually did

678
00:34:22.079 --> 00:34:25.679
<v Speaker 3>kickboxing and he did training and stuff like that. But

679
00:34:26.159 --> 00:34:30.320
<v Speaker 3>he died of cancer at forty nine, and it was

680
00:34:30.440 --> 00:34:32.639
<v Speaker 3>like that was one that like stung, like that was

681
00:34:32.679 --> 00:34:34.960
<v Speaker 3>one of the first like celebrities to me that actually

682
00:34:35.079 --> 00:34:38.440
<v Speaker 3>stung because growing up as a kid and you know,

683
00:34:38.960 --> 00:34:41.559
<v Speaker 3>listening to him, him and Scott Van Pelt like all

684
00:34:41.679 --> 00:34:45.519
<v Speaker 3>the time on Sports Center, and when he when he

685
00:34:45.599 --> 00:34:49.320
<v Speaker 3>got to accept that award at the SP's what is it,

686
00:34:49.440 --> 00:34:56.719
<v Speaker 3>the the coach the coach from basketball, Jimmy V and

687
00:34:56.880 --> 00:34:58.920
<v Speaker 3>Jimmy V. One of the greatest speeches of all time

688
00:34:59.039 --> 00:35:03.159
<v Speaker 3>right in any awards ceremony, and the Jimmy Vee Award

689
00:35:03.239 --> 00:35:04.760
<v Speaker 3>went to Stuart Scott and I think he got it

690
00:35:04.840 --> 00:35:07.599
<v Speaker 3>the year before he passed away, and if you're ever

691
00:35:07.800 --> 00:35:10.880
<v Speaker 3>like feeling down or whatever, knowing what this guy went through,

692
00:35:11.000 --> 00:35:14.400
<v Speaker 3>like just go look up his SP's speech and it'll

693
00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:17.840
<v Speaker 3>just like chills, Like just what that guy did on

694
00:35:17.960 --> 00:35:21.039
<v Speaker 3>a daily basis to just get by, to try and

695
00:35:21.159 --> 00:35:23.800
<v Speaker 3>show up, to put a smile on people's face while

696
00:35:23.840 --> 00:35:25.199
<v Speaker 3>he was literally dying.

697
00:35:25.800 --> 00:35:28.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I could. I can concede. I can concede a

698
00:35:28.519 --> 00:35:31.800
<v Speaker 1>little bit to that one, because he he he did,

699
00:35:32.480 --> 00:35:35.480
<v Speaker 1>he did put himself through a lot for the benefit

700
00:35:35.559 --> 00:35:38.119
<v Speaker 1>of other people. He really did live a life of

701
00:35:38.239 --> 00:35:45.360
<v Speaker 1>selfless acts for sure, and uh yeah, there there's something

702
00:35:45.400 --> 00:35:48.760
<v Speaker 1>to be said about the way he approached all of

703
00:35:48.840 --> 00:35:53.119
<v Speaker 1>his hardships. So it definitely can yeah, and can give

704
00:35:53.159 --> 00:35:53.800
<v Speaker 1>a little bit to that.

705
00:35:55.000 --> 00:35:57.079
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I knew you'd like that one because that was

706
00:35:57.480 --> 00:35:59.199
<v Speaker 3>when when I when I saw his rundown. That was

707
00:35:59.239 --> 00:36:01.920
<v Speaker 3>the first day I wrote down, Sarah, because he's somebody

708
00:36:01.920 --> 00:36:07.039
<v Speaker 3>I've always always drawn inspiration from, even before he passed away.

709
00:36:07.199 --> 00:36:09.559
<v Speaker 3>But then when that whole story was happening and you

710
00:36:09.639 --> 00:36:12.599
<v Speaker 3>were like he still like grinds and shows up to

711
00:36:12.679 --> 00:36:14.880
<v Speaker 3>work and like you have no clue something's wrong with

712
00:36:15.000 --> 00:36:15.360
<v Speaker 3>this guy?

713
00:36:16.440 --> 00:36:19.960
<v Speaker 1>Like you there there was something that had come out

714
00:36:20.000 --> 00:36:23.039
<v Speaker 1>towards the end that had kind of like slipped. They

715
00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:26.079
<v Speaker 1>tried really hard to keep it in, to not let

716
00:36:26.280 --> 00:36:28.079
<v Speaker 1>to not let it out that he was sick, and

717
00:36:28.199 --> 00:36:32.639
<v Speaker 1>then visibly you could see that physically something was happening

718
00:36:32.880 --> 00:36:35.159
<v Speaker 1>correct And then and then so people started poking and

719
00:36:35.239 --> 00:36:37.360
<v Speaker 1>prod and saying something, and then it eventually had kind

720
00:36:37.400 --> 00:36:39.400
<v Speaker 1>of slipped out, and he had he had kind of

721
00:36:39.440 --> 00:36:43.679
<v Speaker 1>made the announcement, and I remember that was such a heartfelt,

722
00:36:43.880 --> 00:36:46.719
<v Speaker 1>wrenching moment of like, Okay, this is what's going on,

723
00:36:47.000 --> 00:36:49.400
<v Speaker 1>and he's been dealing with this, and he's been showing

724
00:36:49.519 --> 00:36:52.559
<v Speaker 1>up for all of us, Like he wasn't showing up

725
00:36:52.599 --> 00:36:55.119
<v Speaker 1>for his paycheck. He had already made a shitload of money.

726
00:36:55.719 --> 00:36:58.719
<v Speaker 1>He like his family was set for you know, as

727
00:36:58.760 --> 00:37:00.360
<v Speaker 1>long as they were smart with it, they were set

728
00:37:00.400 --> 00:37:04.199
<v Speaker 1>for whatever, or set for their lives. But he was

729
00:37:04.360 --> 00:37:07.800
<v Speaker 1>doing it because he wanted to do it. He wanted

730
00:37:07.880 --> 00:37:10.960
<v Speaker 1>to do it for the people that he felt relied

731
00:37:11.039 --> 00:37:14.119
<v Speaker 1>on him, and he loved his job and the passion, yeah,

732
00:37:14.159 --> 00:37:18.760
<v Speaker 1>the passion that he brought. And so you know, yeah,

733
00:37:22.079 --> 00:37:23.360
<v Speaker 1>so I still look up to him.

734
00:37:25.679 --> 00:37:27.880
<v Speaker 2>You know, I think everybody could look up to his

735
00:37:28.400 --> 00:37:30.280
<v Speaker 2>his pickup lines for sure. Did you know that one

736
00:37:30.320 --> 00:37:32.679
<v Speaker 2>of his pickup lines where if you were words on

737
00:37:32.760 --> 00:37:34.079
<v Speaker 2>a page, you'd be fine print.

738
00:37:35.920 --> 00:37:42.440
<v Speaker 1>Damn, that's pretty good. Yeah, were we supposed to do

739
00:37:42.559 --> 00:37:42.960
<v Speaker 1>some of these?

740
00:37:45.199 --> 00:37:46.119
<v Speaker 2>Go ahead and uh.

741
00:37:49.000 --> 00:37:50.800
<v Speaker 1>Is that what we're doing? Okay, all right, you want

742
00:37:50.840 --> 00:37:51.239
<v Speaker 1>one of mine?

743
00:37:52.559 --> 00:37:59.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, I jumped run down and I realized it.

744
00:37:59.719 --> 00:38:01.400
<v Speaker 1>Let's go with it, Let's go with it.

745
00:38:02.880 --> 00:38:04.320
<v Speaker 2>Go ahead, dome, you go ahead? Next?

746
00:38:05.519 --> 00:38:07.960
<v Speaker 1>Are you a golf course? Because I'd love to play

747
00:38:08.000 --> 00:38:10.480
<v Speaker 1>around on your body? But five minutes in and get

748
00:38:10.519 --> 00:38:12.920
<v Speaker 1>pissed off and I've missed every whole scream I've never

749
00:38:13.039 --> 00:38:15.199
<v Speaker 1>doing this again. Accidentally get one in your hole, only

750
00:38:15.280 --> 00:38:17.360
<v Speaker 1>to fall in love all over again, then blow all

751
00:38:17.440 --> 00:38:19.440
<v Speaker 1>my money. I'm buying new toys for you that don't

752
00:38:19.480 --> 00:38:21.519
<v Speaker 1>help me in any way, and constantly say how much

753
00:38:21.559 --> 00:38:23.599
<v Speaker 1>I love playing with you, but never actually get to

754
00:38:23.679 --> 00:38:26.280
<v Speaker 1>do it, basically leaving me in the most toxic relationship

755
00:38:26.320 --> 00:38:26.760
<v Speaker 1>of my life.

756
00:38:30.679 --> 00:38:33.480
<v Speaker 2>That's a good one. I like it. Yeah, Mine's not

757
00:38:33.599 --> 00:38:38.239
<v Speaker 2>as as lengthy as that. Hey girl, are you a thtoda?

758
00:38:38.280 --> 00:38:39.079
<v Speaker 2>Because I want to mountain?

759
00:38:39.159 --> 00:38:42.480
<v Speaker 1>Do you oo oh like it?

760
00:38:43.760 --> 00:38:46.920
<v Speaker 2>One? Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight nine. The

761
00:38:47.039 --> 00:38:49.480
<v Speaker 2>only number I don't see here is yours?

762
00:38:53.159 --> 00:38:55.559
<v Speaker 1>Hey, yeah, are you a light bulb? Because I'd love

763
00:38:55.639 --> 00:38:57.199
<v Speaker 1>to turn you on with just two fingers.

764
00:38:58.239 --> 00:39:03.079
<v Speaker 3>Oo Oh, funny thing is I use my tongue to

765
00:39:03.119 --> 00:39:08.000
<v Speaker 3>turn on light bulbs? Hey girl, are you a pinky toe?

766
00:39:08.039 --> 00:39:10.159
<v Speaker 3>Because I want to bang you on all of my furniture.

767
00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:15.599
<v Speaker 2>Oh do you have Instagram? My parents always told me

768
00:39:15.679 --> 00:39:16.920
<v Speaker 2>to follow my dreams.

769
00:39:19.559 --> 00:39:22.280
<v Speaker 1>Hey, I tried to call, but I lost your number?

770
00:39:22.360 --> 00:39:22.960
<v Speaker 1>What was it again?

771
00:39:27.000 --> 00:39:30.400
<v Speaker 2>Eight six seven, five three on nine? Do you like sales?

772
00:39:30.559 --> 00:39:33.079
<v Speaker 3>Because clothing is one hundred percent off at my place tonight.

773
00:39:34.880 --> 00:39:40.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, are you an artist? You're really good at

774
00:39:40.639 --> 00:39:41.360
<v Speaker 2>drawing me in.

775
00:39:44.280 --> 00:39:46.480
<v Speaker 1>My God, I lost my phone? Can I use yours

776
00:39:46.519 --> 00:39:48.800
<v Speaker 1>to call it real fast? Then proceed to call it?

777
00:39:49.039 --> 00:39:51.320
<v Speaker 1>And when it rings in your pocket, just take it out.

778
00:39:51.679 --> 00:39:54.519
<v Speaker 1>But enter your information in her phone under something like

779
00:39:54.679 --> 00:39:57.599
<v Speaker 1>a good time, smart choice, or the best mistake you'll

780
00:39:57.599 --> 00:39:57.880
<v Speaker 1>ever have?

781
00:39:58.800 --> 00:40:05.880
<v Speaker 2>Grower not a shower mm hmm with a small deck

782
00:40:05.920 --> 00:40:06.760
<v Speaker 2>you haven't had yet?

783
00:40:13.239 --> 00:40:15.079
<v Speaker 3>Girl, you in the snowstorms because I'm gonna give you

784
00:40:15.079 --> 00:40:16.000
<v Speaker 3>a couple of inches tonight.

785
00:40:16.639 --> 00:40:21.760
<v Speaker 1>Now I thought you're gonna say, blow all over your face.

786
00:40:25.559 --> 00:40:28.840
<v Speaker 2>Well, here, I am Where are your other two wishes? Sweetheart?

787
00:40:30.199 --> 00:40:32.199
<v Speaker 1>Like that one? Hey, I know what you can be

788
00:40:32.280 --> 00:40:35.039
<v Speaker 1>for Halloween next year? Locked in my basement?

789
00:40:42.639 --> 00:40:44.599
<v Speaker 2>Are you a parking spot because I'm trying to squeeze

790
00:40:44.639 --> 00:40:44.880
<v Speaker 2>into you?

791
00:40:46.920 --> 00:40:48.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh nice?

792
00:40:50.000 --> 00:40:52.239
<v Speaker 2>You know angels should be in heaven. How'd you get here?

793
00:40:53.960 --> 00:40:54.280
<v Speaker 2>All right?

794
00:40:54.320 --> 00:40:56.519
<v Speaker 1>All right? Hey, look, I have a solid eight and

795
00:40:56.519 --> 00:40:58.599
<v Speaker 1>a half inches and trauma that makes me feel like

796
00:40:58.679 --> 00:41:00.760
<v Speaker 1>I have something to prove in the bed droom. Can

797
00:41:00.800 --> 00:41:08.719
<v Speaker 1>you help me resolve some of my issues? It's alive

798
00:41:08.840 --> 00:41:09.199
<v Speaker 1>or whatever.

799
00:41:10.639 --> 00:41:12.159
<v Speaker 2>Measured from my asshole.

800
00:41:15.920 --> 00:41:24.280
<v Speaker 1>Always measure from the bottom's.

801
00:41:20.639 --> 00:41:24.000
<v Speaker 2>List just says failed pickup lines to not say in therapy.

802
00:41:25.840 --> 00:41:31.280
<v Speaker 2>Prince Jesus says, don't see these again and again it's underlined.

803
00:41:32.199 --> 00:41:33.239
<v Speaker 2>I got two left.

804
00:41:35.639 --> 00:41:36.760
<v Speaker 1>I got two left as well.

805
00:41:36.960 --> 00:41:40.880
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I must be a yoga mat because I'm ready

806
00:41:40.920 --> 00:41:42.039
<v Speaker 3>for you to stretch me out.

807
00:41:43.960 --> 00:41:48.079
<v Speaker 1>Wait, still makes it shouldn't shouldn't that be the other way?

808
00:41:48.760 --> 00:41:50.760
<v Speaker 1>You look like a yoga mat because I'm ready to

809
00:41:50.800 --> 00:41:54.159
<v Speaker 1>stretch you out. Uh?

810
00:41:55.559 --> 00:42:03.039
<v Speaker 2>All we know is someone's getting stressed out. Your name

811
00:42:03.119 --> 00:42:05.599
<v Speaker 2>must be Barbie because when I saw you, I pictured

812
00:42:05.599 --> 00:42:06.360
<v Speaker 2>our dream house.

813
00:42:08.760 --> 00:42:14.360
<v Speaker 1>Dude, are you running because you took my breath away.

814
00:42:15.679 --> 00:42:19.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh now it's just a breath lizer walking the straight

815
00:42:19.880 --> 00:42:25.000
<v Speaker 2>line for me, just trying to start my car. Can

816
00:42:25.079 --> 00:42:31.280
<v Speaker 2>you mean are you a speed bump? Because I want

817
00:42:31.320 --> 00:42:39.880
<v Speaker 2>to hit you at the right angle? Nice? Nice? What

818
00:42:40.079 --> 00:42:42.000
<v Speaker 2>is it like to be the most gorgeous person in

819
00:42:42.079 --> 00:42:44.079
<v Speaker 2>this room? It's a lot.

820
00:42:47.239 --> 00:42:50.400
<v Speaker 1>In this room. It doesn't take much. Hey, my name

821
00:42:50.440 --> 00:42:52.599
<v Speaker 1>is Josh. You know I can tell you how beautiful

822
00:42:52.639 --> 00:42:54.400
<v Speaker 1>you look, but I really don't want to start our

823
00:42:54.440 --> 00:43:05.199
<v Speaker 1>relationship off with a lie. It'll work, Yeah, sure, why not,

824
00:43:06.000 --> 00:43:12.920
<v Speaker 1>it'll work. I don't if you if you were if

825
00:43:12.960 --> 00:43:16.760
<v Speaker 1>you listener listener, Hey, dear listener aka B Word, if

826
00:43:16.800 --> 00:43:19.119
<v Speaker 1>you were ever gonna listen to me, that's the one

827
00:43:19.159 --> 00:43:23.199
<v Speaker 1>you want to go with. I'm just saying. And then

828
00:43:23.320 --> 00:43:27.719
<v Speaker 1>just walk away. Where the fuck did your mic go? There?

829
00:43:27.760 --> 00:43:32.800
<v Speaker 2>You go? My mic is incognito.

830
00:43:33.320 --> 00:43:35.519
<v Speaker 1>You're trying to frame it out to your mic? Could

831
00:43:35.559 --> 00:43:37.840
<v Speaker 1>like blend it in with your black your backscreen, your

832
00:43:37.880 --> 00:43:39.519
<v Speaker 1>black screen, your backscreen.

833
00:43:40.519 --> 00:43:42.920
<v Speaker 2>Now the pickup line B Word needs to use is

834
00:43:43.000 --> 00:43:45.320
<v Speaker 2>does this look like a Zactamy scar room? I really

835
00:43:45.360 --> 00:43:46.079
<v Speaker 2>glad to see you.

836
00:43:50.320 --> 00:43:52.599
<v Speaker 1>Hey, listen, if you could, uh just give me a

837
00:43:52.679 --> 00:43:55.000
<v Speaker 1>couple of minutes to unravel these folds. You can see

838
00:43:55.079 --> 00:44:04.559
<v Speaker 1>my dick. It's gonna work. One of the best pickup lines. No,

839
00:44:04.719 --> 00:44:07.559
<v Speaker 1>you know what, our listener doesn't deserve it. Never mind, you.

840
00:44:07.559 --> 00:44:08.960
<v Speaker 2>Want to come back to my house and shit on

841
00:44:09.039 --> 00:44:12.559
<v Speaker 2>my chest? Guarantee that works.

842
00:44:13.239 --> 00:44:15.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Hey, I'm great at punch and pussy.

843
00:44:18.760 --> 00:44:20.519
<v Speaker 2>You know who else is a great at punch and pussy?

844
00:44:20.599 --> 00:44:30.280
<v Speaker 2>The fucking news two segments later. I made it inaudible.

845
00:44:31.119 --> 00:44:32.039
<v Speaker 2>That's all right, I'll bring it in.

846
00:44:32.480 --> 00:44:33.639
<v Speaker 1>Hey, it's better than an edible.

847
00:44:35.199 --> 00:44:39.199
<v Speaker 2>That's questionable. Welcome back to channelty News.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm your host. Squirt my bottom joining me later. Maybe

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<v Speaker 3>Chips eel it quick from the streets and storm a

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<v Speaker 3>blow in with a weather update. In our first story

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<v Speaker 3>coming from Cocomo, Mississippi, Myrtle, a beloved family tortoise, went

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<v Speaker 3>missing for more than three weeks. A series of deadly

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<v Speaker 3>tornadoes was sweeping through the South when Myrtle was swept away.

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<v Speaker 3>Although he he was probably shell shocked at this situation,

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<v Speaker 3>he was reunited a couple after a couple found him

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<v Speaker 3>and knew exactly where he belonged. Heartwarming story to start

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<v Speaker 3>things off, Chip, are you there, Chip, what do you

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<v Speaker 3>got for us?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, mister mudbottom. For years upon years I Chip

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<v Speaker 2>have been reporting to this network to dish out all

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<v Speaker 2>the details on the shit bags of the week who

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<v Speaker 2>deserve to be shit on. But today I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>give out praise and not shit on somebody. For once,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to praise the world for being so about

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<v Speaker 2>watching the demise of people that we actually value it.

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<v Speaker 2>For example, continuing to give Kanye West a platform to

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<v Speaker 2>rant his bipolar craziness makes the world keep on spinning,

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<v Speaker 2>from his wishes to be King of the Earth on

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast with Joe Rogan to talking about Who's praise

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<v Speaker 2>for Hitler on the Newest interview he did while wearing

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<v Speaker 2>a black KKK outfit. Well. Another example is love on

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<v Speaker 2>the Spectrum, where we put retarded people on camera and

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<v Speaker 2>make them say the stupidest shit for our amusement. A

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<v Speaker 2>message of the world. Keep on with the shittiness of

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<v Speaker 2>people rather than praising their good deeds. It keeps my

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<v Speaker 2>day going. Well back to you squat Yeah that Clayton Bigsby,

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<v Speaker 2>He's a special one. Uh storm of blowing? What's up

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<v Speaker 2>with the weather?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Kirk d them some interesting stories you got there.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, and little chip Man, don't. Don't you

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<v Speaker 1>dare bag on my inspiration that that is their love

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<v Speaker 1>on the spectrum. My cousin's been on that three times. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you listen here or now, you guys ever know that

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<v Speaker 1>them flatworms, you know flatworms all right, if it's not

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<v Speaker 1>your penis? Uh, flatworms, They they fence with their sexual organs. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, you heard me correct, right before the sexy

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<v Speaker 1>time that they have. They get into a little duel

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<v Speaker 1>with their sexy parts. It's kind of crazy. Huh oh.

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<v Speaker 1>And did you know that you know the male alligators

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<v Speaker 1>have permanent erections. Yeah, they just be out there and

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<v Speaker 1>the swamps just bricked up all day long, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>And I wonder why they're just always angry, fucking pissed

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<v Speaker 1>off at the world because they got a hart on

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<v Speaker 1>banging on bushes and branches and rocks and other fishes. Heads.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck man, I'd be angry too if I was tea

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<v Speaker 1>bagging carp The fuck getting sucked on by a fucking

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<v Speaker 1>catfish that much hurt, dude. And well, little gator pole

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<v Speaker 1>mounting off the stuff is the worst of our problems

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<v Speaker 1>right now, because fuck man, it's getting hot out there

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<v Speaker 1>this summer. It's already beginning, and we're in April. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like a one hundred and fucking sixty four and missus

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<v Speaker 1>Johnson's fucking trailer down there. You know, it's sweating, and

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<v Speaker 1>the balls were sweating and shit. To get up off

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<v Speaker 1>of couching. It sounded like Velcrow releasing off a fucking tiger.

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<v Speaker 1>Who all right, well you all guys better to grab

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<v Speaker 1>your spit fifty put it on for summer so you

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<v Speaker 1>don't getting them some burns.

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<v Speaker 2>Later does a lot to hum hack storm. Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>But speaking of swamp gompers, we got in our last

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<v Speaker 3>story and Alaska woman had her massive mouth measured by

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<v Speaker 3>a dentist and broke a Guinness World record with her

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<v Speaker 3>two point nine inch gape. Missus Johnson, for you, uh

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<v Speaker 3>for chanty news that storm of blowing.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, you've lost my train of thought. Thanks Storm.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll catch you guys next week. God blessed storm, spiff.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the last chairs up that I needed to

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<v Speaker 2>just lose my train of thought. That's so good, my god.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well, so what do you got for us?

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<v Speaker 2>What's the last whole thing we close out oh god,

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<v Speaker 2>let's go around and do some round robin fuck Mary kill.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go first year, M I got? Is this specific

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<v Speaker 2>towards a host or we both are? Are both other hosts? Answering?

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<v Speaker 2>Then answer? Okay, A're we just round robbing it? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>they got Sarah Jessica Parker, Courtney Cox, and Sharon Stone.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, one, let's start with you.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh fuck Sharon Stone, Mary Courtney Cox, and kill Sarah

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<v Speaker 3>Jessica Parker.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, are we talking prime? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Prime?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, Well in that case, yeah, yeah, because the

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<v Speaker 2>other part of this lesson would not be great if

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<v Speaker 2>we didn't do prime.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm killing I'm killing Yeah, I'm killing Sarah Jessica Parker.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm marrying Courtney Cox, and I'm fucking Sharon Stone. Okay, okay, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually would marry Sarah Jessica Parker, I'd kill Courtney Cox,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'd fox shere in Stone.

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<v Speaker 1>M hmm, I don't see anything wrong with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sure, okay, I'll go next.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, this is a I wrote this one specifically for Stone,

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<v Speaker 3>but don't can answer as well here. Obviously, this is

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<v Speaker 3>weed owners, so these people have weed strains that they

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<v Speaker 3>have made or created labels whatever. So the first one

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<v Speaker 3>Megan and Rachel Rappino. That's a that's a tandem as

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<v Speaker 3>a one person. Okay, Bella Thorne and Kristen Bell.

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<v Speaker 2>Who I'm gonna kill the two because I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>who they are. It's probably a last choice. Yeah, And

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<v Speaker 2>then you see that the two was Kristen Bell and

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<v Speaker 2>the other one and Bella Thorne. Oh god, mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, I'm gonna marry Kristen Bell and fuck

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<v Speaker 2>Belle Thorne. That's probably a good choice, don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm killing Bella Thorne. I'm fucking the girls, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>marrying Christien Bell because Kristen Bell. Yeah, there's no reason

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<v Speaker 1>to not have her in your life for the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of your life because she I guarantee, she's a great

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<v Speaker 1>lay and she's funny as hell, so she's gotta be

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<v Speaker 1>fun to be around.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, really good.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna start off slow, Okay, Pete Davidson,

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<v Speaker 1>Colin Jost, and Andy Samberg.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you might not know who Colin Jost is, but

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<v Speaker 1>he is the host two.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>He's one of the hosts on the news segment of

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday Night Live. He is the one that is married

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<v Speaker 1>to Scarlett Johansson.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna marry I'm gonna marry Colin. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it was Pete who was the other one,

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<v Speaker 1>Andy Samberg.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey Samberg, I'm the fuck handy and kill Pete. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that's tough. Let's kill Colin. Uh fuck Andy and Mary Pete?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, all right, I would marry Andy, fuck Colin,

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<v Speaker 1>and kill Pete.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>If Colin can pulse, if Colin can pull Scarlett Johansson,

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<v Speaker 1>he can pull me whatever fucking direction he wants.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, bro I said, I'm here to fuck you, but

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<v Speaker 3>I'm really straight at your wife, yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to say gay. But if you want, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>like we can high five Ivill Towers whatever whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm just I'm just here for scargo. Is

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<v Speaker 2>what is.

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<v Speaker 1>There?

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<v Speaker 2>You go, you become the bridge in the Eiffel Tower.

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<v Speaker 2>Is the thing's like, oh, you're you're here. You can't

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<v Speaker 2>leave now?

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<v Speaker 1>As she locks the door, that's like I got the

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<v Speaker 1>get the front. Is this look a ship that would

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<v Speaker 1>that would suck, That would absolutely suck. That would be

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<v Speaker 1>a nightmare if scar get it was in the back

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<v Speaker 1>so you couldn't see her. She just like hold your

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<v Speaker 1>fucking head with the Thano's glove. She's got like a

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<v Speaker 1>Thanos glove on. She's like, nah, bitch, you're done.

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<v Speaker 5>She's got her little costume makeess fucking strap on, and

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<v Speaker 5>you're like, how is your night? It's just like fucking

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<v Speaker 5>euro trip. I don't want to talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>She wheels you out in a wheelchair. You get the shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>There, that's good stuff. What you got? Stone? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Next one I got? I got. This one's kind of

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<v Speaker 2>a tough one. I got Kate Upton, Cameron Diaz, and

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<v Speaker 2>Kate Beckson's becon sale.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care. You can pick for me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna I'll go first. I'm gonna take uh man,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna kill Kate Upton, prime doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 4>I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it killer.

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<v Speaker 3>I am going to fuck Cameron Diaz from The Mask

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<v Speaker 3>mm hmmm. And then I'm gonna marry Kate Beckinsdale as

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<v Speaker 3>Kate Beckinsdale in Click because she's a perfect housewife and

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<v Speaker 3>still smoking hot.

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<v Speaker 1>Hmm, don't ditto. Yeah insane. Yeah, I it's one of

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<v Speaker 1>my top five.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna marry her. I'm gonna marry her to take

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<v Speaker 1>her for the rest of my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and the other two.

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<v Speaker 1>In reality, you're interchangeable. I don't really care.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate this lineup because it's so tough, but I

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<v Speaker 2>think I'm gonna marry Kate Upton. I'm gonna fuck Kate

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<v Speaker 2>back in sale, and then I'm gonna kill Cameron Diaz.

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<v Speaker 1>I could.

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<v Speaker 2>I can understand that, honorable.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't really go wrong any direction, like as sex

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<v Speaker 1>says you want to be.

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<v Speaker 2>If Cameron Diaz like war deodorant, it might be a

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<v Speaker 2>different answer.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop being picky, don't act like that would matter. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>don't don't act it wouldn't matter, you know, Dan Will, Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen your playlist.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's shocking.

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<v Speaker 1>It's shocking, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, I got a I titled this one two thousand Slashers.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh Jesus, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah, Michelle Geller, and Nev Campbell. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>all from that two thousand to two thousand and six range.

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<v Speaker 1>I am fucking the ever lover lover. Yeah, Jennifer Love Hewitt,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fucking her, okay, and who are the other ones?

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<v Speaker 2>Sarah Michelle Geller and Nev Campbell.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna kill Nev Campbell and I'll marry No, actually,

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<v Speaker 1>let me back that up. I'm gonna marry Jennifer love Hewitt.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna kill Nev Campbell, and I'm gonna fuck uh

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<v Speaker 1>Sarah Michelle Gees, Sarah Michelle Geller. But she has to

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<v Speaker 1>be dressed like Daphne.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yes, yes, I agree. That's I have the same answer.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like that, it's gotta be what about you.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I am going to do your original one,

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<v Speaker 3>which is Mary Sarah Michelle Geller and fuck Jennifer love Hewett,

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<v Speaker 3>but still kill Nev Campbell.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So it would hurt me to kill Nev because

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<v Speaker 1>I know she's a freak. But it was yeah, all right, ready,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah, Mother Teresa, Jesus and Gandhi.

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<v Speaker 3>Well m m, I'll go if you're still thinking, so

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<v Speaker 3>I am going to I am going to fuck Gandhi

1055
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<v Speaker 3>because I just feel like he's a squirrely little motherfucker. Okay,

1056
00:57:45.719 --> 00:57:48.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna marry Mother Teresa, and I'm gonna kill Jesus

1057
00:57:49.039 --> 00:57:51.199
<v Speaker 3>because he's gonna tell me, like, that's not the biggest

1058
00:57:51.239 --> 00:57:54.000
<v Speaker 3>I've had through my hole, you know, like he's gonna

1059
00:57:54.039 --> 00:57:55.599
<v Speaker 3>put your dick through my hole and be like that's

1060
00:57:55.639 --> 00:57:57.079
<v Speaker 3>not the biggest I've had. Plus when I kill him,

1061
00:57:57.079 --> 00:57:59.119
<v Speaker 3>he's gonna come back anyway, so I don't have to

1062
00:57:59.159 --> 00:57:59.800
<v Speaker 3>feel bad about it.

1063
00:58:02.079 --> 00:58:03.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, stn't.

1064
00:58:09.639 --> 00:58:14.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna marry Mother Teresa. I'm gonna kill Jesus and

1065
00:58:14.920 --> 00:58:19.639
<v Speaker 2>fuck Gandhi. Yeah. Same, Yeah, part of me kind of

1066
00:58:19.679 --> 00:58:22.440
<v Speaker 2>wanted to marry Gandhi thought about it for a second.

1067
00:58:22.760 --> 00:58:26.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm killing Gandhi, peaceful life, fucking two in the dome,

1068
00:58:27.280 --> 00:58:32.880
<v Speaker 1>killing Gandhi, marrying Jesus, marrying Jesus, and fucking Mother Teresa

1069
00:58:34.239 --> 00:58:37.960
<v Speaker 1>because Gandhi is kind of a prick. Jesus is gonna

1070
00:58:38.000 --> 00:58:41.039
<v Speaker 1>give you anything you wanted as a wife or husband, right,

1071
00:58:41.199 --> 00:58:45.920
<v Speaker 1>so you're set for fucking life with Jesus. And I mean,

1072
00:58:46.039 --> 00:58:50.480
<v Speaker 1>who hasn't thought about what was under Mother Teresa's fucking dress?

1073
00:58:50.519 --> 00:58:50.559
<v Speaker 2>Do?

1074
00:58:50.679 --> 00:58:57.639
<v Speaker 3>Come on, come on, two bad domes illiterate because we

1075
00:58:57.719 --> 00:58:59.719
<v Speaker 3>all we're all saying Jesus, we picked Jesus.

1076
00:58:59.800 --> 00:59:04.000
<v Speaker 2>Then what's gonna show up is Heyeseus? Because wrong?

1077
00:59:10.920 --> 00:59:13.239
<v Speaker 1>When I was golfing, When I was golfing at the wedding,

1078
00:59:13.679 --> 00:59:15.119
<v Speaker 1>one of the guys in the party that I was

1079
00:59:15.159 --> 00:59:17.360
<v Speaker 1>with hit one out of bounds. Did I tell the story?

1080
00:59:17.400 --> 00:59:21.519
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember it. They hit one of the fucking workers. Yeah, okay,

1081
00:59:21.599 --> 00:59:23.960
<v Speaker 1>so when so when the guy left, one of the

1082
00:59:24.000 --> 00:59:26.639
<v Speaker 1>other guys goes, huh, that's the first hole in Juan

1083
00:59:26.719 --> 00:59:29.639
<v Speaker 1>anyone's ever hit on this course. Yeah, I'm just like

1084
00:59:29.800 --> 00:59:31.760
<v Speaker 1>Jesus fucking Christ, dude, this is such a.

1085
00:59:33.400 --> 00:59:40.920
<v Speaker 2>All right, go you're up last one stone. I got Roseanne,

1086
00:59:43.039 --> 00:59:45.920
<v Speaker 2>Betty White, and Rosie O'Donnell.

1087
00:59:46.280 --> 00:59:53.920
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm killing Rosie easy, killing Rosie, marry and Betty White.

1088
00:59:57.119 --> 01:00:00.840
<v Speaker 1>It's all there is to it. Roseanne, I'm not saying it.

1089
01:00:02.119 --> 01:00:05.760
<v Speaker 1>I can't make me say it, but yeah, I couldn't.

1090
01:00:05.880 --> 01:00:07.519
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't live with the other two for the rest

1091
01:00:07.519 --> 01:00:11.679
<v Speaker 1>of ave. I. I can't stand Rosie o'donald. I've never

1092
01:00:11.920 --> 01:00:12.199
<v Speaker 1>liked her.

1093
01:00:12.760 --> 01:00:15.280
<v Speaker 2>No, I agree, I ever, she's she's got to be

1094
01:00:15.320 --> 01:00:16.800
<v Speaker 2>the kill. She's got to be the kill.

1095
01:00:17.400 --> 01:00:21.599
<v Speaker 3>And then I'm actually going to marry Roseanne because eventually

1096
01:00:21.760 --> 01:00:23.559
<v Speaker 3>the sex is going to fade away and then you

1097
01:00:23.639 --> 01:00:25.159
<v Speaker 3>don't have to bury that anymore.

1098
01:00:25.679 --> 01:00:27.679
<v Speaker 2>And I would love to fuck a dead person.

1099
01:00:27.760 --> 01:00:31.840
<v Speaker 1>So Betty White, well, she were talking about in her prime.

1100
01:00:32.039 --> 01:00:34.400
<v Speaker 2>So that's why she is in her prime now.

1101
01:00:34.639 --> 01:00:39.679
<v Speaker 1>That means Bebby White brings a man to put your

1102
01:00:39.719 --> 01:00:42.840
<v Speaker 1>dick in the dirt, No ship Betty. Betty White in

1103
01:00:42.880 --> 01:00:44.519
<v Speaker 1>her early ages, dude, if you look at her, she

1104
01:00:44.639 --> 01:00:46.079
<v Speaker 1>was a fucking smoke show.

1105
01:00:46.320 --> 01:00:50.400
<v Speaker 2>Smoke show. She had a few like like pee photos too, like.

1106
01:00:50.960 --> 01:00:53.360
<v Speaker 1>They're out there, look them up.

1107
01:00:54.159 --> 01:00:58.840
<v Speaker 3>Okay, uh, Stone, what's your what's your last one that

1108
01:00:58.920 --> 01:00:59.960
<v Speaker 3>you're choosing out of those three?

1109
01:01:01.039 --> 01:01:03.840
<v Speaker 2>You know, part of me wants to fuck Rosie O'Donnell.

1110
01:01:04.079 --> 01:01:07.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure just in the middle, but to start yelling

1111
01:01:08.360 --> 01:01:10.519
<v Speaker 2>like Trump and just see like how long I can

1112
01:01:10.599 --> 01:01:22.000
<v Speaker 2>come on for it's sober, and then I would I

1113
01:01:22.039 --> 01:01:24.760
<v Speaker 2>would kill Betty White and Mary Roseanne.

1114
01:01:25.000 --> 01:01:29.000
<v Speaker 3>All right, okay, uh my last one, Marvel ladies. And

1115
01:01:29.119 --> 01:01:32.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm interested to hear who you're gonna who you're gonna

1116
01:01:32.679 --> 01:01:38.159
<v Speaker 3>gank out of this list? Black widow, Gomorra and mystique.

1117
01:01:39.199 --> 01:01:47.559
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm, well, marrying mistake. Hands down, I'm fucking Gomorrah

1118
01:01:47.800 --> 01:01:50.000
<v Speaker 2>and then I'm killing black widow.

1119
01:01:52.119 --> 01:01:59.000
<v Speaker 1>Dumb, I'm fucking mystique, killing Gomorrah and marrying black widow.

1120
01:02:00.199 --> 01:02:00.599
<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm.

1121
01:02:03.159 --> 01:02:03.599
<v Speaker 1>I like it.

1122
01:02:04.800 --> 01:02:07.239
<v Speaker 3>I like that because I'm a merry black widow as well.

1123
01:02:07.440 --> 01:02:09.639
<v Speaker 3>And then it's kind of flip a coin on who

1124
01:02:09.679 --> 01:02:12.000
<v Speaker 3>you're gonna fucking, who you're gonna kill, because the whole

1125
01:02:12.039 --> 01:02:14.239
<v Speaker 3>reason you're picking to fuck him is one, uh, what

1126
01:02:14.400 --> 01:02:16.199
<v Speaker 3>mystique is gonna be wild as ship, right, But you

1127
01:02:16.239 --> 01:02:16.880
<v Speaker 3>want to know, like.

1128
01:02:17.039 --> 01:02:19.480
<v Speaker 2>What's the blue pussy look like? What's the green pussy

1129
01:02:19.559 --> 01:02:21.679
<v Speaker 2>look like? Does it feel different? Does it taste different?

1130
01:02:22.239 --> 01:02:23.320
<v Speaker 2>You know? Uh?

1131
01:02:23.559 --> 01:02:28.119
<v Speaker 3>But um hmmm, I'm gonna take mystique over Gamore. I'll

1132
01:02:28.159 --> 01:02:32.039
<v Speaker 3>kill Gamore and take mystique. So what's your last one?

1133
01:02:32.119 --> 01:02:40.199
<v Speaker 1>Don't Leslie? Nope, April Ludgate or Ron Swanson.

1134
01:02:44.719 --> 01:02:47.639
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna kill Ron Swanson because he's a Democrat, and

1135
01:02:47.800 --> 01:02:48.880
<v Speaker 3>then I'm going to.

1136
01:02:50.360 --> 01:02:52.079
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to you don't want to go for a

1137
01:02:52.159 --> 01:02:55.760
<v Speaker 2>mustache red? Nah? N you dropped a couple of pegs

1138
01:02:55.760 --> 01:02:58.760
<v Speaker 2>in my book. No, Yeah, I'm gonna.

1139
01:02:58.760 --> 01:03:02.119
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna kill Ron Swanson and then.

1140
01:03:06.400 --> 01:03:20.079
<v Speaker 2>Mary Leslie and fuck April. M I'm gonna fuck Leslie.

1141
01:03:21.280 --> 01:03:23.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna marry April and kill Ron.

1142
01:03:25.119 --> 01:03:29.719
<v Speaker 1>So my initial instinct was to marry Ron, but the

1143
01:03:29.840 --> 01:03:33.599
<v Speaker 1>more I thought about it, I couldn't kill Leslie because

1144
01:03:33.599 --> 01:03:35.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm fucking April. There's no choices about it.

1145
01:03:36.159 --> 01:03:38.599
<v Speaker 3>Was the April and Leslie was a tough choice for

1146
01:03:38.719 --> 01:03:41.960
<v Speaker 3>me because it's like April's one that you can marry.

1147
01:03:42.159 --> 01:03:47.039
<v Speaker 1>But you really yes, but I can't kill it.

1148
01:03:47.159 --> 01:03:47.559
<v Speaker 2>I can't.

1149
01:03:47.559 --> 01:03:51.119
<v Speaker 1>I can't kill Leslie. And so I was like, I

1150
01:03:51.280 --> 01:03:54.800
<v Speaker 1>think I think Ron would understand, and I think that

1151
01:03:55.079 --> 01:03:59.199
<v Speaker 1>that I'd have to go marry Mary Leslie. Fuck April,

1152
01:03:59.320 --> 01:04:01.760
<v Speaker 1>kill Ron. But I think Ron would make a really

1153
01:04:01.800 --> 01:04:03.800
<v Speaker 1>good wife slash husband partner.

1154
01:04:04.360 --> 01:04:07.679
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, dude, He's really hard to compromise, you know,

1155
01:04:07.960 --> 01:04:10.679
<v Speaker 2>like it's either his way or like shit's gonna be

1156
01:04:11.119 --> 01:04:11.800
<v Speaker 2>not but his.

1157
01:04:11.880 --> 01:04:14.639
<v Speaker 1>Way is not bad. And he's gonna build and do

1158
01:04:14.920 --> 01:04:18.119
<v Speaker 1>whatever you want. He's gonna fix whatever you want. He's

1159
01:04:18.199 --> 01:04:20.320
<v Speaker 1>okay with being alone, but.

1160
01:04:20.360 --> 01:04:22.480
<v Speaker 2>If he's got a problem with what you're doing, you know,

1161
01:04:22.800 --> 01:04:25.800
<v Speaker 2>it's like, oh man, ma me.

1162
01:04:27.559 --> 01:04:28.639
<v Speaker 1>Leslie was the same way.

1163
01:04:30.880 --> 01:04:37.239
<v Speaker 2>It's true, Yeah, Leslie, I could not marry.

1164
01:04:38.119 --> 01:04:40.960
<v Speaker 1>I just I think Leslie. I think Leslie is just

1165
01:04:41.039 --> 01:04:43.679
<v Speaker 1>such a giving human being. She's and I think she's

1166
01:04:43.800 --> 01:04:47.480
<v Speaker 1>fun and corny and like just so nerdy and honest

1167
01:04:47.559 --> 01:04:49.559
<v Speaker 1>and loyal. I think she I think she's a really

1168
01:04:49.599 --> 01:04:52.719
<v Speaker 1>good she might be like she might be like the

1169
01:04:52.880 --> 01:04:56.039
<v Speaker 1>dark horse Mary. Yeah, you know, like well, I mean

1170
01:04:56.320 --> 01:04:58.239
<v Speaker 1>not the dark horse Mary. For me, I like I

1171
01:04:58.320 --> 01:05:01.159
<v Speaker 1>would marry her. That's what I said. Yeah, yeah, but

1172
01:05:01.280 --> 01:05:02.159
<v Speaker 1>I get what you're saying.

1173
01:05:04.800 --> 01:05:07.159
<v Speaker 2>All right, cool, all right, I like I like it.

1174
01:05:08.880 --> 01:05:10.880
<v Speaker 2>Any anybody else want anything to add?

1175
01:05:11.239 --> 01:05:15.199
<v Speaker 3>Or we just say say goodbye, goodbye horses tuckyr wieners.

1176
01:05:14.880 --> 01:05:19.000
<v Speaker 2>And go yeah turkey winners and go baby, Okay, next

1177
01:05:19.039 --> 01:05:21.519
<v Speaker 2>week one seventy two tuckyr wieners.

1178
01:05:23.440 --> 01:05:24.960
<v Speaker 1>Later, that's out.

1179
01:05:26.079 --> 01:05:28.920
<v Speaker 2>Wait was it one seventy one or one today? I said,

1180
01:05:28.960 --> 01:05:33.119
<v Speaker 2>next week's one seventy two? Ah, gotch got him, got

1181
01:05:33.199 --> 01:05:35.599
<v Speaker 2>him Turkey wieners. Whoop woop.

1182
01:05:40.519 --> 01:05:43.039
<v Speaker 1>So I had a ton of jokes about unemployment, but

1183
01:05:44.039 --> 01:05:47.039
<v Speaker 1>just none of them would work. So I just figured

1184
01:05:47.079 --> 01:05:50.440
<v Speaker 1>I'd tell you guys that my grief counselor died, but

1185
01:05:50.519 --> 01:05:56.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't really care. We pros fucking.

1186
01:05:55.840 --> 01:06:24.679
<v Speaker 2>River whoa whoa wom to se