Speaker 1: Ever a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 1: Welcome to another edition of Idiotology with Letcha Taco one
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Speaker 2: We talked a little bit about this last week. I
Speaker 2: think one of the uh I think it was Walgreens CEO.
Speaker 4: Was talking about, oh a, locking stuffers.
Speaker 2: The locking stuff up has actually ended up costing them
Speaker 2: more because frustrated legitimate consumers have just I'll go someplace
Speaker 2: else or buy it off Amazon, where I don't have
Speaker 2: to deal with this track down and employee and unlock. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this whatever's behind.
Speaker 4: It, because I'm not stealing from Amazon, right.
Speaker 2: So with that in mind, CBS is now not to
Speaker 2: be confused with Walgreens. CBS is now testing a new
Speaker 2: system where customers will be able to open locked shelves
Speaker 2: on their own with the stores app.
Speaker 3: It's still a hoop to jump through. I'm sorry, why
Speaker 3: don't you work on making your receipt shorter.
Speaker 2: Well there's that, of course, but this just sounds a
Speaker 2: little bit, as you said, hoops to jump through a
Speaker 2: little clunky too. Not only do you have to have
Speaker 2: the app on your phone, but you'll also have to
Speaker 2: be on the store's Wi Fi and have Bluetooth turned on.
Speaker 2: So what shelf you're trying to access.
Speaker 4: There's two more hoops for me.
Speaker 2: No. Now, on the plus side, you don't have to
Speaker 2: stand around waiting for you know, an employee to hopefully
Speaker 2: show up and open it up for you, which is
Speaker 2: quite inefficient, especially if you need like multiple shelves unlocked.
Speaker 2: Then there's the critical analysis that says this is just
Speaker 2: a back doorway of CVS forcing more engagement within their app,
Speaker 2: which well, collects information of course.
Speaker 3: Okay, here you go, you ready, CBS, Pat, I need
Speaker 3: you to pen this one up. Okay, pen this up.
Speaker 3: This is to send to the CEO of CBS. I
Speaker 3: know that could be confusing CEO of CVS, but only
Speaker 3: if you did peace b No. So what you do
Speaker 3: is you pen this one up that says dear sir
Speaker 3: instead of having lock boxes or not lock boxes or
Speaker 3: having to have an app to open it.
Speaker 4: Here's what you need to do.
Speaker 3: Three more initials you need to order exactly CBS needs BWO. Right, okay, cool,
Speaker 3: Thanks for helping me pen that because you added to it.
Speaker 3: You were, you know, editing with me. And then say, oh,
Speaker 3: what's BWO Forget lock boxes? You don't need them when
Speaker 3: you have an armed guard upfront, arm guard ready to
Speaker 3: wipe any thief off at their knee caps with a
Speaker 3: machine gun.
Speaker 2: They go to the chair wheelchair that is not electric chair,
Speaker 2: and then to serve as an example of what not
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then anybody that's regular customer like you and
Speaker 3: I in there, right, Pat and our listeners, we're regular customers.
Speaker 3: We're not gonna steal, so we don't care about the
Speaker 3: armed guard. I'm happy because prices at said, you know,
Speaker 3: pharmacies probably go down with BWO enacted.
Speaker 2: How's the sticker distribution coming along?
Speaker 3: More more envelopes came in yesterday. I will get them
Speaker 3: to you. And I found one.
Speaker 2: That's self addressed stamped envelopes. If you want your own
Speaker 2: BO sticker, just send us a self address stamped envelope
Speaker 2: to a JRR addresses in Google. Google's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 2: Just send it our weight and we'll put a couple
Speaker 2: in there and send them right out to you.
Speaker 4: Yeah again, self address stamped envelope. Mail it here.
Speaker 3: We'll give you some stickers. I feel bad. I found
Speaker 3: a little stack BWO mailouts in my bag. Oh boy,
Speaker 3: they got by me. So if you've been waiting for
Speaker 3: your stickers to come, they're going today.
Speaker 4: Hang in there.
Speaker 3: Yes, no, I found him yesterday and attached to my
Speaker 3: mailbox at home. Okay, my mailman must think some crazy
Speaker 3: distributions going on.
Speaker 2: Well in the sense it is, yeah true right here
Speaker 2: in Florida. Where is this over in the Tampa area.
Speaker 2: Ninety five year old recently passed away, and during the funeral,
Speaker 2: two of his children, female offspring, his sixty six year
Speaker 2: old and sixty year old daughters, Kathleen and Maureen got
Speaker 2: into a fight over the eulogy, half fight there after
Speaker 2: one of them didn't mention the sister's twenty four year
Speaker 2: old daughter in the eulogy. How dare you not mentioned
Speaker 2: he was also survived by whatever her name is.
Speaker 3: It's in the paper which nobody reads anyway, Just kind
Speaker 3: of like put it in the old bit you can
Speaker 3: put hers in all in all bold letters or something.
Speaker 2: You think if these sisters.
Speaker 3: Got in a fight over that at the funeral, God,
Speaker 3: just wait until that will time comes.
Speaker 2: Which is probably as we speak.
Speaker 3: Uh huh oh, they're gonna be kicking ass. That's why
Speaker 3: a little tip for anybody. If your parents, you know,
Speaker 3: have a little bit of cash, like you know, most
Speaker 3: parents have something, make sure that they set up the
Speaker 3: will ahead of.
Speaker 4: Time so it's distributed.
Speaker 3: Because more families fight, brothers, sisters, siblings fight over over
Speaker 3: the will.
Speaker 2: If there is a positive in this uh tussle, Now
Speaker 2: the girls name's mentioned, well, well, well there's that. Of course,
Speaker 2: you are totally correct to point that out. I'm thinking
Speaker 2: if you're another funeral attendee, I mean funerals there we.
Speaker 3: Don't know no one wants to go to a funeral.
Speaker 3: It's boring and sad, right, two of the worst things
Speaker 3: this This is going to be a non boring show
Speaker 3: that erupts kind of fun.
Speaker 4: It's happy.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't go happy. I mean there's listen, we've had
Speaker 2: more than a few instances and we've documented them here
Speaker 2: on this show of live action at funerals. When it
Speaker 2: comes to like drive bys and whatnot. This doesn't rise
Speaker 2: to that level of oh my god, every man and
Speaker 2: woman for themselves and run for your life. No, this
Speaker 2: is just this is almost like borderline a UFC deal
Speaker 2: breaks out in the middle of the funeral.
Speaker 3: It's like a Springer funeral, you know, right.
Speaker 2: And then finally there's.
Speaker 3: This somebody said, CBS their Wi Fi and Bluetooth. Half
Speaker 3: the time the Wi Fi goes down, the employee still
Speaker 3: has to do it. It's just hoops, don't do it,
Speaker 3: go bwo.
Speaker 2: In case you haven't noticed, some of the media is
Speaker 2: running around with their hair on fire, thinking it is
Speaker 2: just horrible that all of these criminal illegals are being
Speaker 2: rounded up and sent back to where they came from.
Speaker 3: The Criminals who have committed harsh crimes. They need to
Speaker 3: get be sent back the worst first are out of
Speaker 3: here or all of that. No no, no.
Speaker 2: No no, this is going to be an ongoing process
Speaker 2: or get used to it. Yeah, but anyway, So with
Speaker 2: this media hysteria, of course, misinformation gets out there, like
Speaker 2: this in Las Vegas where social media post I put
Speaker 2: this story on our Facebook page. Speaking of social media,
Speaker 2: inaccurate information depicted publicly led to social media posts that
Speaker 2: mistakenly identified a law enforcement themed Las Vegas ice cream
Speaker 2: truck as an ice truck Immigrations and Customs enforcement.
Speaker 5: Truck, ice and Border Patrol don't use trucks from nineteen
Speaker 5: eighty five. I'm an ice cream man.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 5: So I wanted to build something creative for my community,
Speaker 5: nice and clean and approachable, say for kids.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 5: Basically, beyond the lookout, Las Vegas is using ice cream
Speaker 5: trucks has covered to catch illegal aliens. People will ask
Speaker 5: me if I am law enforcement or ex law enforcement.
Speaker 5: I'm a mechanic. I built the truck.
Speaker 2: You see this, I think people are I just you
Speaker 2: just have to just throw your hands up.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you ask me if I'm a law enforcement or former.
Speaker 3: I'm a mechanic.
Speaker 2: I built what a goddamn bomb popper.
Speaker 3: Why exactly, I'm an ice cream salesman. It's kind of embarrassing,
Speaker 3: That's what I'm having to do right now. But you
Speaker 3: know what, he's probably making a killing in Vegas. You
Speaker 3: know how hot the sure Oh my.
Speaker 2: God, yeah, ice cream truck, ice truck boy. I could,
Speaker 2: oh god forbid if you actually deliver, just like ice cubes.
Speaker 4: If it was an ice truck selling tacos.
Speaker 3: You know how they have the you know outside of
Speaker 3: job sites, they'll have like the burrito taco truck coach coaches.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like bait man.
Speaker 2: Although you know the borders are Tom Homan. He may
Speaker 2: take the ice truck idea.
Speaker 4: Just start. It's just like the dog catcher. You have
Speaker 4: the big cast net.
Speaker 3: Like I said, you see that pit Roman that you know,
Speaker 3: no identification, or that Adobe or that even the little chihuahuas.
Speaker 2: The net. That's it. M hm hmmm. Like ideas j
Speaker 2: R R. No matter