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Speaker 3: The Kingfisher's mother in law is going to Chicago for
Speaker 3: a two week visit.
Speaker 4: Right now.
Speaker 3: Her daughter Sapphire is helping her pack, and the Kingfish
Speaker 3: is standing by to make sure that nothing happens to
Speaker 3: interfere with their trip.
Speaker 5: Now, Mama, I put your extra petticoats in here, and
Speaker 5: your extra cancel in this bag.
Speaker 1: Oh thank your daughter. No, you better take along or
Speaker 1: extra hairpiece too, Mama. No, Chicago is the window city.
Speaker 1: If a breeze comes up, your transformation going and go
Speaker 1: flapping around like a hairy pigeon.
Speaker 6: You know, if I was you, baldy, I wouldn't talk
Speaker 6: about hair. You got enough forid there for a quartet.
Speaker 6: Not see here, George Stevens, I'm not gonna have all.
Speaker 6: That's my taxi. I'm going go by, daughter, take care
Speaker 6: of yourself. Goodbye, Mama. Now, don't let no man get
Speaker 6: fresh with you on the train. Don't worry. I'm taking
Speaker 6: my hat bent along for protection.
Speaker 1: Well, ain't no need for that, Mama. Any managers that
Speaker 1: would get within harpoon and distance that you was all
Speaker 1: under lock and key.
Speaker 6: Yourself while I'm going your women back.
Speaker 5: George, it wasn't so nice of you to tease Mama
Speaker 5: about men. You know, a few years back she met
Speaker 5: a man at a summer hotel. He was gonna marry her,
Speaker 5: but at the last minute he turned out to be
Speaker 5: a fortune hunter. She was so upset she don't even
Speaker 5: talk to me about it.
Speaker 1: Well, so on to see your room, man, ste old
Speaker 1: pupos has got out beyond the breakwater now and don huh.
Speaker 6: Well, don't you ever let Mama know I told you.
Speaker 1: No, No, oh, I guess I better get the.
Speaker 6: Dishes done now, and I charge the door.
Speaker 1: Hold this, mokes, don't tell me the old lady has
Speaker 1: done boomeranged on us. Here answer it, George wair mane.
Speaker 1: Let me peek out the curtains here. Yeah, oh he's
Speaker 1: a telegraph boy.
Speaker 4: Well open the door, No, sir.
Speaker 1: I opened the door. He gonna expect the tip. We
Speaker 1: wait long enough, you'll slide it under the door and
Speaker 1: go away. Ah oh oh he must have been here before.
Speaker 1: He's sliding downder there already. Yeah here, Where is I
Speaker 1: get it? Yeah yet yet?
Speaker 6: Who is it?
Speaker 1: Thought? Well, it's for you so fire?
Speaker 5: Oh oh, George is from Aunt Matilda, Mama's youngest sister.
Speaker 6: Say she's coming to.
Speaker 1: New York for a visit Matilda, which one of Mama's sisters, and.
Speaker 5: She well, she's the only one of the twelve girls
Speaker 5: that didn't marry. She's on the fat side and was
Speaker 5: always considered the homeless one in the family.
Speaker 1: Holy Michael, I'd like to get a load of her.
Speaker 1: He and the homeless one in the family is like
Speaker 1: being the sourer's bottling the kiss of vinegar. What's he
Speaker 1: coming up here for anyway?
Speaker 5: Well, you know, she's always been trying to get a husband.
Speaker 5: Seems like she's been corresponding with a marriage bureau here
Speaker 5: in New York, and they got some prospects lined up
Speaker 5: for her, and she's coming up to look them over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd like to see this skied roll Casanovah's that
Speaker 1: got lined up for her.
Speaker 5: Well, Tilda won't have no trouble, George, cause when Grandpapa
Speaker 5: died because she was unmarried, he left her twenty thousand
Speaker 5: dollars in cash.
Speaker 6: She's been saving it for a dowry.
Speaker 1: Mm twenty thousand smackers and she wants a husband. Huh. Well,
Speaker 1: it's ashamed to let that money get out of the family,
Speaker 1: says you got a picture of end Matilla ran or.
Speaker 5: Something, just that group picture we has of the whole family.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, think i'll board for a little while and
Speaker 1: take it over to and his rooming house.
Speaker 6: George, what is you up to?
Speaker 1: Well, Van Matilla is in the dowry dumping mood. I
Speaker 1: might as well get hurt to dump it on a
Speaker 1: certain big fat vacant lot where I got scavenging privileges.
Speaker 1: That well, here's and his room. I got this picture
Speaker 1: here with Aunt Matilda on it. There ain't gonna be
Speaker 1: too easy to sell end on this gale neither. When
Speaker 1: it comes to homeliness, she stars stops. Well, Alli gave
Speaker 1: her leaves off. Maybe I can use the domestic angle
Speaker 1: on the boy. Come in it's open. Well, good morning, brother,
Speaker 1: And what are you doing that one? Mending my socks? Here?
Speaker 2: I got seven socks, but only three or four of
Speaker 2: them is any good? So you see by taking the
Speaker 2: toe from one and the heel from another, scotch tape
Speaker 2: them together.
Speaker 1: Here, I come up with one pair and walk in condition. Well,
Speaker 1: I have no doubt about it. And you know you
Speaker 1: needs a wife, some sweet gentle creature to add a
Speaker 1: feminine touch to this miserable hoffle of yours. I does, huh,
Speaker 1: think of what a wife could do for this place,
Speaker 1: A little feminine nice. It is a lace door, lay
Speaker 1: under the cuspador, their flowers in them, o milk bottles
Speaker 1: on the windowsill, new rat traps under the bed marked
Speaker 1: his and hers, And.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I guess you could female up this dump
Speaker 2: without hurting it. Of course I went with a lot
Speaker 2: of gals, but they were it was all too flighty
Speaker 2: to join up in holy monotony.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that. Well that's the trouble. And he
Speaker 1: was always gone for beauty instead of character, for youth
Speaker 1: instead of maturity. Trouble is, Andy, you was always running
Speaker 1: around with the coc and seven up crowd. It's time
Speaker 1: you explored this nuptilating possibilities of the hot water bottle
Speaker 1: and the sloan linima set.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I suppose sometime if I didn't meet the right
Speaker 2: kind of a older woman, why I might go for it.
Speaker 1: It wasn't now strange that you should bring up the
Speaker 1: subject of mine older woman at a time like this.
Speaker 1: You know, it just so happens, And that I has
Speaker 1: done heared about a sweet old later today who is
Speaker 1: just panting to tire herself in twenty thousand dollars up
Speaker 1: with some nice, young, edible bachelor. Yeah, well I wouldn't
Speaker 1: up up. Wait a minute, not twenty thousand dollars. What
Speaker 1: does this gal look like? I won't know what you
Speaker 1: look like. Huh well, no, Andy, it happens to have
Speaker 1: a picture of it right sea in my pocket that
Speaker 1: was taken in the family group. She is the one
Speaker 1: with the long hair. Yeah, let me see you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he ain't too bad. But why has they
Speaker 1: got a leash on her? At lease? No, no, Andy,
Speaker 1: you're looking at the family sheep dog. There. She is
Speaker 1: that tall one next to the dog there. Oh, you
Speaker 1: can tell them apart because the dog don't have no
Speaker 1: ball spotches. Holy mackerel kingfish. That is the homeliest gal
Speaker 1: I don't ever see. Look at the warts on her there, no,
Speaker 1: no any But she got twenty thousand dollars and that's
Speaker 1: pro rider is older around five hundred dollars a watch,
Speaker 1: you know that? Yeah, say this is beginning to sound better.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah she got the money. Boy, Yeah, that ain't bad. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a deal. Fine, and welcome to the family, my family.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Now I neglected to mention this, But you
Speaker 1: see this Aunt Matilda. That south Wire is Mama's younger sister.
Speaker 1: Now when you married her, you and her money is
Speaker 1: gonna be my uncle Andy. Wait a minute here, Wait
Speaker 1: a minute.
Speaker 2: I don't want to marry and the no family that's
Speaker 2: made a correra homeliness.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick to the young girl. Now, wait a mite, Nda,
Speaker 1: Besides the twenty thousand dollars, think of the real big
Speaker 1: advantages of Maranda's gal And with a young pretty girl,
Speaker 1: you're always gonna be warning about someone stealing away from you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got a point there.
Speaker 4: Sure.
Speaker 1: The only one that's gonna take this old mommy away
Speaker 1: from you is the undertake all. You are good evening.
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Speaker 5: Yes, George, as Matilda got in town today, But is
Speaker 5: you out of your mind? She wouldn't be interested in
Speaker 5: no man like Andy Brown?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with Andy? He is good looking? And yes,
Speaker 1: the same sloppy ch arm is Molandreno, George.
Speaker 5: She told the matrimonial bureau that she wanted a steady,
Speaker 5: reliable man. On top of that, she caught a cold
Speaker 5: on the way up here, and she's gonna have to
Speaker 5: stay in the hotel room for a couple of days.
Speaker 1: Mmm. So the old folks, you got divirus?
Speaker 4: Huh, yes, George.
Speaker 5: And she wants us to find the doctor for her
Speaker 5: to give her a checkup.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we could get a I know, we could
Speaker 1: call a doctor.
Speaker 4: Huh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I find all them books and movies and everything. Women's
Speaker 1: has always falling in love with the doctor.
Speaker 5: Well, yes, George, I I guess a lot of women
Speaker 5: does that in real life too.
Speaker 1: Excuse me the honey, I going up. Mmm, women falls
Speaker 1: in love with the doctor. I think I'll go over
Speaker 1: to Lodge Hall and spend the next fifteen minutes putting
Speaker 1: end this through medical school. That's what I gonna do. Well,
Speaker 1: now you got everything in your head. And here's Matilda's
Speaker 1: hotel room. Yeah, tell me it is. Do I look
Speaker 1: like a legitterate doctor, Kingfish? Oh yeah? And with that
Speaker 1: stethoscope sticking out of your pocket there, and that's quite
Speaker 1: coold we got from the candy butcher over the Burless Coast.
Speaker 1: You look like the real thing. Boy, good, I just
Speaker 1: remember when you were examining Matilda. Don't turn around. She
Speaker 1: might lose confidence in her physician. If you see his
Speaker 1: orange christ written on the back of your cool days, well,
Speaker 1: I'll watch it.
Speaker 2: Well, ring the bell, Kingfish, all right now put it on.
Speaker 1: Good boy, you're a doctor.
Speaker 2: Well, I see the picture, you know, so she shouldn't
Speaker 2: be too much of a shock to me or anything.
Speaker 1: Well, don't forget Doanna. Sometimes after they takes a picture,
Speaker 1: they has an artist to retouch the thing you see. Uh? Well, well,
Speaker 1: and Matilda.
Speaker 2: Why George, come on in old a micro kingfish who
Speaker 2: retouched her picture?
Speaker 1: Michael Angelo, Get on in there, George.
Speaker 6: I was just resting up here in my bathrobe.
Speaker 4: That's a little under the weather.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well so south ire to him, man. And that's
Speaker 1: why I brought along my friend and physician Dr Brown,
Speaker 1: the world famous surgeon who was uh he's the one
Speaker 1: that recovered the the cure for skepto. My see, and
Speaker 1: you see it.
Speaker 5: Oh, how swilling to meet you, such a distinguished physician,
Speaker 5: Dr Brown. Oh you look like something I read about
Speaker 5: in the medical journal.
Speaker 1: Likewise, Oh, I brung along the doctor and tell her
Speaker 1: to give you a quick culinary examination. You see all that.
Speaker 4: Was sweetie you George.
Speaker 5: And how thrilling to be examined by a big your doctor.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, proceed for examination. Doctor, get your bag over
Speaker 1: there and take out your stick and all that stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh, stick out your tongue and told her and say,
Speaker 2: ah ah a little fuller, ah.
Speaker 1: A little what do you think, doctor Brown? She's sick
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 2: The last time I've seen the tongue that bad, it
Speaker 2: was peering at me from behind two pieces of stale
Speaker 2: rye breadth.
Speaker 1: Now I am Matunda. There's a draft, and you doctor
Speaker 1: wants to get on with his nomination.
Speaker 6: See, you know I've been coughing so much.
Speaker 4: I think I don't hurt my ribs.
Speaker 1: Ribs. Huh, well, plugging your stuff at school, dad, doctor,
Speaker 1: and see if you can hear anything, uh through all
Speaker 1: that blubber. Yeah, let me let me kind of tap
Speaker 1: around the ribs.
Speaker 8: Yeah, taking either their mature take the kingfish.
Speaker 1: He shows a tickli shoulder gallery.
Speaker 2: I ain't seen nothing trash around like that, says I
Speaker 2: dropped my goldfish bowl on the kitchen floor.
Speaker 6: Oh I hope.
Speaker 9: I I'm all right, doctor, Because just so I left home,
Speaker 9: my family doctor took my cardiograph.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well you know them country doctors. They'll yank out anything
Speaker 2: at the drop of my house.
Speaker 6: Why cardiograph is an instrument. You had to check the.
Speaker 4: Heart, no fooling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, now you will have to rescuse the doctor
Speaker 1: here and Matilla. You see, doctor Brown here has been
Speaker 1: working pretty hard. Uh. The record show that yesterday loone
Speaker 1: he performed thirty two operations.
Speaker 4: Thirty two operations. Oh, why he must be exhausted.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, on the last operation, he was so weak
Speaker 1: that he had to lay down on the table with
Speaker 1: the patient operator. Yeah.
Speaker 9: Well, you know, I think it's just wonderful to have
Speaker 9: a successful like a doctor like this to give me
Speaker 9: so much of his time, and he's so handsome and
Speaker 9: charming too.
Speaker 1: Well, I know the doctor wanna get on with examination,
Speaker 1: So I tell you what, I'll be running along. I'll
Speaker 1: see you later. Aunt Matilla, so long, Kingfish, so long. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And by the way, doctor, you were doing fine so far.
Speaker 1: But if I was you, i'd play it smart and
Speaker 1: examining them ribs a couple of more times. Well, let
Speaker 1: me get on in department share. This yere thing is
Speaker 1: a mess. Yeah. If that thing work out does the afternoon,
Speaker 1: it might lead the end there and Mary aunt Matulla, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then keep her twenty thousand dollars in the family.
Speaker 1: Then I get a holder.
Speaker 4: Yuh.
Speaker 1: So home, John Stevens.
Speaker 6: I've been waiting for you. I'm so mad at you.
Speaker 6: I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, now, walk in the house here, and
Speaker 1: the second I get in, you jump all over me.
Speaker 1: What's the matter with you?
Speaker 5: What is the idea taking that Andy Brown over and
Speaker 5: introducing him to. Aunt Matilda's a doctor. She'dn't wit and
Speaker 5: fell for that big boob.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's what I planned on that way. If
Speaker 1: she marries Andrew, it'll keep the twenty thousand dollars in
Speaker 1: the family, George.
Speaker 5: Aunt Matilda ain't got no twenty thousand dollars. She's been
Speaker 5: spending her money right and left, trying to land.
Speaker 6: A rich husband. The matrimonial Bureau had one lined up
Speaker 6: for her, mister Hamilton.
Speaker 5: He's a lonely old man and he's worth over two
Speaker 5: hundred thousand dollars. They've been corresponding, and he was crazy
Speaker 5: about us. Now you don't wait and run her chances.
Speaker 1: Now, will the mincha? It ain't too late, I saw
Speaker 1: I will a minute. Look you, I'll tell you what
Speaker 1: you do now. Now we can get out of this
Speaker 1: some way. Tell her that I was just fooling or
Speaker 1: something that and ain't no doctor.
Speaker 6: I'dat already done that, George, but it was too late.
Speaker 5: Aunt Matilda already called up mister Hamilton and told him
Speaker 5: it was all off. Now he never wants to.
Speaker 6: Send us speak to her again.
Speaker 1: Hold him, Michael, As the glue Worm said, when the
Speaker 1: nightingale at him up. I was too bright for my
Speaker 1: own good. I don't know what this is, your exol
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Speaker 1: Well, I think I'll drop in and see how gung
Speaker 1: Win Jay Calhoun the way I messed this thing up.
Speaker 1: Maybe he got some angle for me to get out
Speaker 1: of that. Uh, how you Calhoun?
Speaker 11: As your buildings a judge a certain king Phiz, I'm
Speaker 11: going over a letter here?
Speaker 4: How did this sound.
Speaker 11: To you, dear sir, as your opponent.
Speaker 4: In our recent lawsuit? It is my.
Speaker 11: Considered opinion that you are, without a doubt, the most
Speaker 11: unscrupulous attorney I has ever miss. You come dunking code
Speaker 11: is ridiculous. Your knowledge of the law is inphinitesimal, and
Speaker 11: you have the brains.
Speaker 1: Of an ant and the manners of a jack ant.
Speaker 1: Yours very true, old there smokes.
Speaker 11: Who is your sending that master letter to sending nothing?
Speaker 11: I got this in the mail this morning.
Speaker 1: Now now now it doesn't Calhoun, I was in a
Speaker 1: mess here. I done broke up the room mace between
Speaker 1: my aunt Matilda and a mister Hamilton. Now I find
Speaker 1: out that mister Hamilton's worth two hundred thousand dollars, Kingfish.
Speaker 11: That is a nasty piece of matrimonial messing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that, But can you think of anything
Speaker 1: I can do to bring him back together again? I
Speaker 1: want to be the fella that brings them together. The
Speaker 1: old fella so mad he said that he never wants
Speaker 1: to see you again.
Speaker 11: Well, now, if a man thinks a gay might do
Speaker 11: something desperate on account of unrequited.
Speaker 1: Level, sometime he changes his mind. Yeah. If mister Hamilton
Speaker 1: things and Aunt Matilda was gonna do something desperate, he
Speaker 1: might forgive them.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll write him a note. Yeah, I'll send him
Speaker 1: a note signed Aunt Matilda. Yeah. And then uh, I'll
Speaker 1: get him to come over to the large hall. Then
Speaker 1: I can work on the old boy sympathy. Oh, thank
Speaker 1: you a lot, Cally, Yeah.
Speaker 3: You know not.
Speaker 4: Excuse me, King Craze.
Speaker 11: I gotta get all these law books back, or you
Speaker 11: get them off my the death and put her back.
Speaker 1: In the bookcase. Yeah, you sure got a part of
Speaker 1: them there. Boy.
Speaker 11: Oh man, I had a big kysing coach this week.
Speaker 11: A woman cloud of mine was suing her husband.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 11: She claimed that her husband was spending his evenings in.
Speaker 1: Some other women's apartment.
Speaker 11: Yeah, well I went into action, m But it took
Speaker 11: a stack of law books five feet high to.
Speaker 4: Get the goods on that man in the gale.
Speaker 1: Oh you read the books and got the legal ankles.
Speaker 11: Huh heck no, I stood on them and picked over
Speaker 11: the transfer.
Speaker 1: Well, then there I had lightning delivered the over to
Speaker 1: mister Hamilton signed. And Matilda. You see, I was sure
Speaker 1: you're gonna be over here because I hinted around that
Speaker 1: she was gonna do something desperate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I don't think it's gonna be easy to
Speaker 2: rekindle the flame of that old boy Kingfish. The fella
Speaker 2: is ah likely to be too eager for romance.
Speaker 1: Well, don't let them old geezus food in there. There's
Speaker 1: many a campfire the rangers done thought was out that
Speaker 1: wound up burning down ten thousand niggas. Well. You put
Speaker 1: it kind of strong in the letter. Huh. And Aunt
Speaker 1: Matilda was thinking of doing away with herself. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't it hinted at several gruesome possibilities. I would see
Speaker 1: that when he read. When he wait a minute, that
Speaker 1: that much? Now stop grinning there and they put on
Speaker 1: a sad feet here, I'll do that.
Speaker 4: Uh, come in, I'm looking for George Stevens.
Speaker 1: Uh, that's me. What can I do for you, sir?
Speaker 12: Well, this note was delivered to me from your aunt Matilda.
Speaker 1: My aunt Matilda. Huh uh? What did the poor deal
Speaker 1: have to see?
Speaker 4: Well, here you are for yourself.
Speaker 1: Say here, mister Frederick Hamilton, New York, New York. Dear murderer,
Speaker 1: By the time this letter reaches your cruel and heartless hand,
Speaker 1: I may be stiff, cold, deceased, and otherwise unsuitable for
Speaker 1: rooman farewell, thoughtless heartbreaker, Yours, sincerely, the King's less heartbroken
Speaker 1: old hand. Matilda ps keep smiling.
Speaker 4: Well naturally, I was terribly upset.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a sad letter, all right, even I'm
Speaker 1: afraid of just goes to confirm my suspicion about the
Speaker 1: old Anny.
Speaker 4: Do you really feel that she's done away with herself?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, we feel the old gal done kick their
Speaker 1: own bucket.
Speaker 4: Do you have any proof of that?
Speaker 1: Proof? Well now inconclusive. But this morning we found that
Speaker 1: Matilda's umbrella on top of the Empire State Building, hanging
Speaker 1: over the railing and no stores below was a size
Speaker 1: fifty two hole in the sidewalk.
Speaker 4: Do you think it was her?
Speaker 2: Well, we wasn't sure, but just to be on the
Speaker 2: safe side, we had the local congregation like go over
Speaker 2: there and hollow ah, sweet mystery of life down the
Speaker 2: subway Graaton.
Speaker 12: Oh dear, this is terrible, poor Matilda. Why I was
Speaker 12: so heartless to her? Why I'd do anything to get
Speaker 12: her back.
Speaker 1: Now you would hunt. Well, now, come to think of it,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't believe that was Aunt Matilda's umbrella
Speaker 1: on top of the building. Airs all thinking it over,
Speaker 1: I don't believe it was an umbrella at all. It
Speaker 1: was just a tall, thin tourist looking over the wall.
Speaker 2: Come to think about it, I don't think that was
Speaker 2: really no size fifty two hole on the sidewalk either. No,
Speaker 2: I think that was just a couple of fellows down
Speaker 2: there working on the pipes.
Speaker 4: Are you sure?
Speaker 2: Well when the ladies of the congregation hollowed their number
Speaker 2: down there, they got a pretty nasty baritone echo from
Speaker 2: the manhole.
Speaker 4: Oh if it were only true.
Speaker 1: Well, i'll tell you what, mister Hamilton. If you drop
Speaker 1: by the apartment tonight, I think I might have some
Speaker 1: good news for you.
Speaker 12: Oh how wonderful, And Matilda and I will be happy
Speaker 12: together again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'll tell you if I was you, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't take the old gal on the tall building until
Speaker 1: she gets over jumping jitters. You see that course, So
Speaker 1: the kingfishes Aunt Matilda and mister Hamilton doesn't reconcile.
Speaker 2: Huh, yeah, you must say it's all happy now. They're
Speaker 2: going ahead with the wedding and everything else.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I just hope this mister Hamilton is all right.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, don't worry about that boy. He's got over
Speaker 2: two hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, that's a break for the Kingfisher, getting a rich
Speaker 1: man like that in the family. I guess they're gonna
Speaker 1: have a big wedding.
Speaker 5: Huh.
Speaker 2: Oh, sure, everybody's invited. The mom in law's coming back
Speaker 2: from Chicago. And you know something, at the wedding, Me
Speaker 2: and the Kingfish is gonna be mister Hamilton's best man.
Speaker 1: The two of you are gonna be his best man. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The King Fish figures that if the old boy gets
Speaker 2: cold feats going up the aisle, the two of us
Speaker 2: will be able to line buck him up to the order.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh, Matilda, it's wonderful us all having this little dinner
Speaker 5: up here at the apartment to celebrate your engagement.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 5: I'll be the happiest woman in the world at my
Speaker 5: wedding depart Yeah.
Speaker 1: How about you, mister Hamilton. You all ready to sniff
Speaker 1: the orange blossoms?
Speaker 12: Oh yes, I'm very happy to have mine, Matilda bag.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I tell you she's a wonderful.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: Somebody at the door. I'll get it. Folks. Oh, Mama,
Speaker 1: you was back from Chicago. Well, Mama, I did it.
Speaker 1: I has done.
Speaker 8: Got your sister a rich husband.
Speaker 6: Yes, that alone.
Speaker 9: When I got sadars, why I rushed right back here
Speaker 9: to meet my sister's face.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, come on in, mama, dear, we're all in
Speaker 1: the dining room.
Speaker 6: I'm so glad you here, and I want you to
Speaker 6: meet the man I'm married tomorrow. Well, har that you do.
Speaker 1: I'm so.
Speaker 9: Why it's Frederick Hamilton, that dead be jisn't me fifty
Speaker 9: years ago?
Speaker 1: Love me? No, no, wait a minute.
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