WEBVTT 1 00:00:06.120 --> 00:00:07.639 Any you know what that music see? 2 00:00:07.919 --> 00:00:10.919 Yes, sir amos that music say good health to all 3 00:00:11.199 --> 00:00:12.080 from rex All. 4 00:00:12.599 --> 00:00:26.320 The stares with the orange and blue sign. Yes. 5 00:00:26.480 --> 00:00:29.440 Ten thousand independent rex All druggists at the stores with 6 00:00:29.480 --> 00:00:32.280 the orange and blue sign bring you. The amoson Andy 7 00:00:32.320 --> 00:00:36.280 Show written by Joe Conley and Bob Moser, featuring Ernestine Wade, 8 00:00:36.399 --> 00:00:41.000 Johnny Lee, Amanda Randolph, Corney Anderson, Lillian Randolph, Jeff Alexander's 9 00:00:41.039 --> 00:00:44.920 Music Yours, Truie Harlow Wilcox and starring radio's all time 10 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:54.600 favorites Freemon Gosden and Charles Carrell Amos and Andy. 11 00:01:00.159 --> 00:01:03.359 How do you do, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Freeman Gosden. 12 00:01:04.280 --> 00:01:07.719 You know my partner, Charles Carell, and I travel quite 13 00:01:07.719 --> 00:01:10.879 a bit and we have shopped in many rex All 14 00:01:10.959 --> 00:01:14.799 drug stores for ourselves and for our families. We have 15 00:01:14.920 --> 00:01:18.719 never found a rex All druggist who wasn't helpful and friendly, 16 00:01:19.359 --> 00:01:23.079 always ready with good advice when we asked it, always 17 00:01:23.120 --> 00:01:26.959 ready with the guaranteed rex All products we want. That's 18 00:01:27.000 --> 00:01:30.239 why we like to tell our listeners you can always 19 00:01:30.280 --> 00:01:44.920 depend on your friendly rex All family druggist. Thank you well. 20 00:01:45.000 --> 00:01:48.519 The Kingfisher's mother in law is going to Chicago for 21 00:01:48.560 --> 00:01:49.640 a two week visit. 22 00:01:50.319 --> 00:01:50.879 Right now. 23 00:01:50.920 --> 00:01:54.560 Her daughter Sapphire is helping her pack, and the Kingfish 24 00:01:54.640 --> 00:01:58.239 is standing by to make sure that nothing happens to 25 00:01:58.359 --> 00:01:59.680 interfere with their trip. 26 00:02:01.319 --> 00:02:04.079 Now, Mama, I put your extra petticoats in here, and 27 00:02:04.120 --> 00:02:05.760 your extra cancel in this bag. 28 00:02:05.920 --> 00:02:09.439 Oh thank your daughter. No, you better take along or 29 00:02:09.479 --> 00:02:15.840 extra hairpiece too, Mama. No, Chicago is the window city. 30 00:02:16.280 --> 00:02:18.879 If a breeze comes up, your transformation going and go 31 00:02:18.960 --> 00:02:20.680 flapping around like a hairy pigeon. 32 00:02:20.759 --> 00:02:26.360 You know, if I was you, baldy, I wouldn't talk 33 00:02:26.400 --> 00:02:30.719 about hair. You got enough forid there for a quartet. 34 00:02:32.560 --> 00:02:35.319 Not see here, George Stevens, I'm not gonna have all. 35 00:02:35.560 --> 00:02:39.159 That's my taxi. I'm going go by, daughter, take care 36 00:02:39.159 --> 00:02:42.560 of yourself. Goodbye, Mama. Now, don't let no man get 37 00:02:42.599 --> 00:02:46.159 fresh with you on the train. Don't worry. I'm taking 38 00:02:46.199 --> 00:02:47.800 my hat bent along for protection. 39 00:02:48.919 --> 00:02:51.479 Well, ain't no need for that, Mama. Any managers that 40 00:02:51.560 --> 00:02:53.919 would get within harpoon and distance that you was all 41 00:02:54.000 --> 00:03:00.120 under lock and key. 42 00:03:00.199 --> 00:03:02.560 Yourself while I'm going your women back. 43 00:03:05.960 --> 00:03:08.319 George, it wasn't so nice of you to tease Mama 44 00:03:08.360 --> 00:03:11.439 about men. You know, a few years back she met 45 00:03:11.479 --> 00:03:14.400 a man at a summer hotel. He was gonna marry her, 46 00:03:14.400 --> 00:03:16.360 but at the last minute he turned out to be 47 00:03:16.400 --> 00:03:20.080 a fortune hunter. She was so upset she don't even 48 00:03:20.159 --> 00:03:21.159 talk to me about it. 49 00:03:21.800 --> 00:03:24.360 Well, so on to see your room, man, ste old 50 00:03:24.360 --> 00:03:29.719 pupos has got out beyond the breakwater now and don huh. 51 00:03:28.400 --> 00:03:30.680 Well, don't you ever let Mama know I told you. 52 00:03:30.719 --> 00:03:32.840 No, No, oh, I guess I better get the. 53 00:03:32.840 --> 00:03:35.319 Dishes done now, and I charge the door. 54 00:03:36.120 --> 00:03:37.919 Hold this, mokes, don't tell me the old lady has 55 00:03:37.919 --> 00:03:41.800 done boomeranged on us. Here answer it, George wair mane. 56 00:03:41.879 --> 00:03:46.120 Let me peek out the curtains here. Yeah, oh he's 57 00:03:46.159 --> 00:03:47.080 a telegraph boy. 58 00:03:47.319 --> 00:03:49.159 Well open the door, No, sir. 59 00:03:49.199 --> 00:03:52.240 I opened the door. He gonna expect the tip. We 60 00:03:52.280 --> 00:03:54.319 wait long enough, you'll slide it under the door and 61 00:03:54.400 --> 00:04:02.199 go away. Ah oh oh he must have been here before. 62 00:04:02.240 --> 00:04:05.719 He's sliding downder there already. Yeah here, Where is I 63 00:04:05.719 --> 00:04:06.759 get it? Yeah yet yet? 64 00:04:06.840 --> 00:04:07.240 Who is it? 65 00:04:07.360 --> 00:04:09.319 Thought? Well, it's for you so fire? 66 00:04:09.759 --> 00:04:14.520 Oh oh, George is from Aunt Matilda, Mama's youngest sister. 67 00:04:15.240 --> 00:04:16.079 Say she's coming to. 68 00:04:16.040 --> 00:04:19.959 New York for a visit Matilda, which one of Mama's sisters, and. 69 00:04:20.040 --> 00:04:23.000 She well, she's the only one of the twelve girls 70 00:04:23.040 --> 00:04:25.600 that didn't marry. She's on the fat side and was 71 00:04:25.639 --> 00:04:27.879 always considered the homeless one in the family. 72 00:04:28.720 --> 00:04:32.199 Holy Michael, I'd like to get a load of her. 73 00:04:33.199 --> 00:04:35.000 He and the homeless one in the family is like 74 00:04:35.079 --> 00:04:38.680 being the sourer's bottling the kiss of vinegar. What's he 75 00:04:38.759 --> 00:04:39.800 coming up here for anyway? 76 00:04:40.360 --> 00:04:43.360 Well, you know, she's always been trying to get a husband. 77 00:04:43.759 --> 00:04:46.319 Seems like she's been corresponding with a marriage bureau here 78 00:04:46.319 --> 00:04:48.560 in New York, and they got some prospects lined up 79 00:04:48.600 --> 00:04:50.120 for her, and she's coming up to look them over. 80 00:04:50.480 --> 00:04:52.920 Yeah, I'd like to see this skied roll Casanovah's that 81 00:04:52.959 --> 00:04:53.920 got lined up for her. 82 00:04:56.399 --> 00:04:59.759 Well, Tilda won't have no trouble, George, cause when Grandpapa 83 00:04:59.800 --> 00:05:03.439 died because she was unmarried, he left her twenty thousand 84 00:05:03.480 --> 00:05:04.519 dollars in cash. 85 00:05:04.959 --> 00:05:06.920 She's been saving it for a dowry. 86 00:05:06.639 --> 00:05:10.279 Mm twenty thousand smackers and she wants a husband. Huh. Well, 87 00:05:10.279 --> 00:05:12.360 it's ashamed to let that money get out of the family, 88 00:05:13.399 --> 00:05:15.560 says you got a picture of end Matilla ran or. 89 00:05:15.560 --> 00:05:18.920 Something, just that group picture we has of the whole family. 90 00:05:19.040 --> 00:05:21.240 Yeah, well, think i'll board for a little while and 91 00:05:21.319 --> 00:05:23.480 take it over to and his rooming house. 92 00:05:23.879 --> 00:05:25.079 George, what is you up to? 93 00:05:25.279 --> 00:05:29.399 Well, Van Matilla is in the dowry dumping mood. I 94 00:05:29.480 --> 00:05:31.240 might as well get hurt to dump it on a 95 00:05:31.279 --> 00:05:34.759 certain big fat vacant lot where I got scavenging privileges. 96 00:05:34.800 --> 00:05:45.000 That well, here's and his room. I got this picture 97 00:05:45.040 --> 00:05:47.720 here with Aunt Matilda on it. There ain't gonna be 98 00:05:47.759 --> 00:05:50.600 too easy to sell end on this gale neither. When 99 00:05:50.680 --> 00:05:54.399 it comes to homeliness, she stars stops. Well, Alli gave 100 00:05:54.439 --> 00:05:59.079 her leaves off. Maybe I can use the domestic angle 101 00:05:59.120 --> 00:06:04.839 on the boy. Come in it's open. Well, good morning, brother, 102 00:06:04.879 --> 00:06:08.160 And what are you doing that one? Mending my socks? Here? 103 00:06:08.920 --> 00:06:10.759 I got seven socks, but only three or four of 104 00:06:10.800 --> 00:06:13.839 them is any good? So you see by taking the 105 00:06:13.879 --> 00:06:17.720 toe from one and the heel from another, scotch tape 106 00:06:17.759 --> 00:06:18.199 them together. 107 00:06:18.199 --> 00:06:22.560 Here, I come up with one pair and walk in condition. Well, 108 00:06:22.600 --> 00:06:24.639 I have no doubt about it. And you know you 109 00:06:24.800 --> 00:06:28.639 needs a wife, some sweet gentle creature to add a 110 00:06:28.720 --> 00:06:32.480 feminine touch to this miserable hoffle of yours. I does, huh, 111 00:06:33.839 --> 00:06:35.759 think of what a wife could do for this place, 112 00:06:36.319 --> 00:06:39.879 A little feminine nice. It is a lace door, lay 113 00:06:39.920 --> 00:06:44.839 under the cuspador, their flowers in them, o milk bottles 114 00:06:44.879 --> 00:06:48.839 on the windowsill, new rat traps under the bed marked 115 00:06:48.839 --> 00:06:49.839 his and hers, And. 116 00:06:52.600 --> 00:06:56.040 Well, yeah, I guess you could female up this dump 117 00:06:56.079 --> 00:06:59.000 without hurting it. Of course I went with a lot 118 00:06:59.000 --> 00:07:01.000 of gals, but they were it was all too flighty 119 00:07:01.079 --> 00:07:02.600 to join up in holy monotony. 120 00:07:02.639 --> 00:07:06.279 I'll tell you that. Well that's the trouble. And he 121 00:07:06.439 --> 00:07:09.560 was always gone for beauty instead of character, for youth 122 00:07:09.639 --> 00:07:13.000 instead of maturity. Trouble is, Andy, you was always running 123 00:07:13.000 --> 00:07:16.000 around with the coc and seven up crowd. It's time 124 00:07:16.079 --> 00:07:19.439 you explored this nuptilating possibilities of the hot water bottle 125 00:07:19.439 --> 00:07:20.600 and the sloan linima set. 126 00:07:23.519 --> 00:07:26.759 Yeah, I suppose sometime if I didn't meet the right 127 00:07:26.879 --> 00:07:29.160 kind of a older woman, why I might go for it. 128 00:07:29.160 --> 00:07:31.199 It wasn't now strange that you should bring up the 129 00:07:31.240 --> 00:07:33.639 subject of mine older woman at a time like this. 130 00:07:34.360 --> 00:07:37.040 You know, it just so happens, And that I has 131 00:07:37.079 --> 00:07:39.439 done heared about a sweet old later today who is 132 00:07:40.079 --> 00:07:42.879 just panting to tire herself in twenty thousand dollars up 133 00:07:42.920 --> 00:07:46.839 with some nice, young, edible bachelor. Yeah, well I wouldn't 134 00:07:46.920 --> 00:07:50.720 up up. Wait a minute, not twenty thousand dollars. What 135 00:07:50.800 --> 00:07:53.160 does this gal look like? I won't know what you 136 00:07:53.199 --> 00:07:56.360 look like. Huh well, no, Andy, it happens to have 137 00:07:56.399 --> 00:07:58.279 a picture of it right sea in my pocket that 138 00:07:58.480 --> 00:08:02.040 was taken in the family group. She is the one 139 00:08:02.120 --> 00:08:05.920 with the long hair. Yeah, let me see you. Yeah. 140 00:08:06.160 --> 00:08:09.040 Oh yeah, he ain't too bad. But why has they 141 00:08:09.040 --> 00:08:14.120 got a leash on her? At lease? No, no, Andy, 142 00:08:14.120 --> 00:08:19.879 you're looking at the family sheep dog. There. She is 143 00:08:19.959 --> 00:08:22.480 that tall one next to the dog there. Oh, you 144 00:08:22.519 --> 00:08:24.600 can tell them apart because the dog don't have no 145 00:08:24.720 --> 00:08:31.439 ball spotches. Holy mackerel kingfish. That is the homeliest gal 146 00:08:31.519 --> 00:08:36.399 I don't ever see. Look at the warts on her there, no, 147 00:08:36.799 --> 00:08:40.240 no any But she got twenty thousand dollars and that's 148 00:08:40.879 --> 00:08:43.679 pro rider is older around five hundred dollars a watch, 149 00:08:43.679 --> 00:08:47.600 you know that? Yeah, say this is beginning to sound better. 150 00:08:47.639 --> 00:08:51.159 Oh yeah she got the money. Boy, Yeah, that ain't bad. Okay, 151 00:08:51.159 --> 00:08:55.000 it's a deal. Fine, and welcome to the family, my family. 152 00:08:55.080 --> 00:08:58.000 Oh yeah, Now I neglected to mention this, But you 153 00:08:58.039 --> 00:09:01.720 see this Aunt Matilda. That south Wire is Mama's younger sister. 154 00:09:02.480 --> 00:09:04.879 Now when you married her, you and her money is 155 00:09:04.960 --> 00:09:09.120 gonna be my uncle Andy. Wait a minute here, Wait 156 00:09:09.159 --> 00:09:09.600 a minute. 157 00:09:10.039 --> 00:09:12.120 I don't want to marry and the no family that's 158 00:09:12.120 --> 00:09:13.600 made a correra homeliness. 159 00:09:14.080 --> 00:09:16.360 I'm gonna stick to the young girl. Now, wait a mite, Nda, 160 00:09:16.919 --> 00:09:20.000 Besides the twenty thousand dollars, think of the real big 161 00:09:20.039 --> 00:09:23.679 advantages of Maranda's gal And with a young pretty girl, 162 00:09:23.720 --> 00:09:27.320 you're always gonna be warning about someone stealing away from you. Yeah, 163 00:09:27.399 --> 00:09:28.279 you got a point there. 164 00:09:28.559 --> 00:09:28.840 Sure. 165 00:09:28.960 --> 00:09:30.960 The only one that's gonna take this old mommy away 166 00:09:30.960 --> 00:09:45.600 from you is the undertake all. You are good evening. 167 00:09:45.840 --> 00:09:47.919 This is your rex All Family Druggist, one of the 168 00:09:47.960 --> 00:09:50.679 ten thousand independent Druggists who have made the word rex 169 00:09:50.720 --> 00:09:53.759 Al part of our own store names. We've done that 170 00:09:53.799 --> 00:09:57.480 because we recommend and sell rex All drug products. A 171 00:09:57.519 --> 00:09:59.919 good example is in my thirty one rex All's men 172 00:10:00.000 --> 00:10:04.080 any purpose antiseptic. When cooler weather begins, my customers ask 173 00:10:04.200 --> 00:10:06.240 for am I thirty one to use as a gargle 174 00:10:06.279 --> 00:10:09.759 for simple sore throat used full strength. If I thirty 175 00:10:09.799 --> 00:10:13.559 one kills germs on contact, yet will not harm delicate 176 00:10:13.600 --> 00:10:17.279 membranes of mouth or throat. Im I thirty one is 177 00:10:17.320 --> 00:10:22.960 an effective gargle mouthwash, breath deodorant, the multipurpose antiseptic. 178 00:10:23.000 --> 00:10:25.039 Indeed, yet you get a full. 179 00:10:24.840 --> 00:10:28.360 Pint at the same price as other brands of smaller quantity, 180 00:10:28.960 --> 00:10:32.480 So ask for it. Am I thirty one at rex 181 00:10:32.519 --> 00:10:34.600 Al drug stores everywhere. 182 00:10:44.759 --> 00:10:47.639 Yes, George, as Matilda got in town today, But is 183 00:10:47.639 --> 00:10:50.279 you out of your mind? She wouldn't be interested in 184 00:10:50.320 --> 00:10:52.279 no man like Andy Brown? 185 00:10:52.360 --> 00:10:55.720 What's wrong with Andy? He is good looking? And yes, 186 00:10:55.879 --> 00:11:01.720 the same sloppy ch arm is Molandreno, George. 187 00:11:02.039 --> 00:11:05.360 She told the matrimonial bureau that she wanted a steady, 188 00:11:05.440 --> 00:11:08.559 reliable man. On top of that, she caught a cold 189 00:11:08.559 --> 00:11:09.840 on the way up here, and she's gonna have to 190 00:11:09.879 --> 00:11:11.799 stay in the hotel room for a couple of days. 191 00:11:12.000 --> 00:11:14.080 Mmm. So the old folks, you got divirus? 192 00:11:14.159 --> 00:11:15.799 Huh, yes, George. 193 00:11:15.799 --> 00:11:17.559 And she wants us to find the doctor for her 194 00:11:17.559 --> 00:11:18.519 to give her a checkup. 195 00:11:18.799 --> 00:11:21.559 Yeah, well we could get a I know, we could 196 00:11:21.600 --> 00:11:23.960 call a doctor. 197 00:11:24.039 --> 00:11:27.279 Huh yeah, yeah. 198 00:11:27.559 --> 00:11:30.639 I find all them books and movies and everything. Women's 199 00:11:30.639 --> 00:11:32.440 has always falling in love with the doctor. 200 00:11:33.200 --> 00:11:36.639 Well, yes, George, I I guess a lot of women 201 00:11:36.720 --> 00:11:38.080 does that in real life too. 202 00:11:38.519 --> 00:11:43.200 Excuse me the honey, I going up. Mmm, women falls 203 00:11:43.200 --> 00:11:45.919 in love with the doctor. I think I'll go over 204 00:11:45.960 --> 00:11:48.559 to Lodge Hall and spend the next fifteen minutes putting 205 00:11:48.720 --> 00:11:58.519 end this through medical school. That's what I gonna do. Well, 206 00:11:58.559 --> 00:12:01.200 now you got everything in your head. And here's Matilda's 207 00:12:01.200 --> 00:12:03.320 hotel room. Yeah, tell me it is. Do I look 208 00:12:03.360 --> 00:12:05.919 like a legitterate doctor, Kingfish? Oh yeah? And with that 209 00:12:06.000 --> 00:12:09.120 stethoscope sticking out of your pocket there, and that's quite 210 00:12:09.159 --> 00:12:11.720 coold we got from the candy butcher over the Burless Coast. 211 00:12:12.720 --> 00:12:15.200 You look like the real thing. Boy, good, I just 212 00:12:15.240 --> 00:12:18.440 remember when you were examining Matilda. Don't turn around. She 213 00:12:18.559 --> 00:12:20.759 might lose confidence in her physician. If you see his 214 00:12:21.000 --> 00:12:25.440 orange christ written on the back of your cool days, well, 215 00:12:25.480 --> 00:12:26.000 I'll watch it. 216 00:12:26.039 --> 00:12:29.039 Well, ring the bell, Kingfish, all right now put it on. 217 00:12:29.159 --> 00:12:30.080 Good boy, you're a doctor. 218 00:12:30.240 --> 00:12:32.399 Well, I see the picture, you know, so she shouldn't 219 00:12:32.399 --> 00:12:34.000 be too much of a shock to me or anything. 220 00:12:34.120 --> 00:12:37.240 Well, don't forget Doanna. Sometimes after they takes a picture, 221 00:12:37.919 --> 00:12:42.080 they has an artist to retouch the thing you see. Uh? Well, well, 222 00:12:42.279 --> 00:12:43.720 and Matilda. 223 00:12:43.480 --> 00:12:47.360 Why George, come on in old a micro kingfish who 224 00:12:47.399 --> 00:12:48.200 retouched her picture? 225 00:12:48.279 --> 00:12:53.159 Michael Angelo, Get on in there, George. 226 00:12:53.200 --> 00:12:55.600 I was just resting up here in my bathrobe. 227 00:12:55.799 --> 00:12:57.039 That's a little under the weather. 228 00:12:57.679 --> 00:13:00.399 Yeah, well so south ire to him, man. And that's 229 00:13:00.440 --> 00:13:04.000 why I brought along my friend and physician Dr Brown, 230 00:13:04.159 --> 00:13:07.519 the world famous surgeon who was uh he's the one 231 00:13:07.519 --> 00:13:11.000 that recovered the the cure for skepto. My see, and 232 00:13:11.080 --> 00:13:11.519 you see it. 233 00:13:12.200 --> 00:13:16.840 Oh, how swilling to meet you, such a distinguished physician, 234 00:13:17.200 --> 00:13:20.919 Dr Brown. Oh you look like something I read about 235 00:13:20.960 --> 00:13:22.200 in the medical journal. 236 00:13:24.120 --> 00:13:34.840 Likewise, Oh, I brung along the doctor and tell her 237 00:13:34.840 --> 00:13:38.480 to give you a quick culinary examination. You see all that. 238 00:13:38.480 --> 00:13:39.879 Was sweetie you George. 239 00:13:40.159 --> 00:13:44.159 And how thrilling to be examined by a big your doctor. 240 00:13:44.519 --> 00:13:48.159 Yeah yeah, proceed for examination. Doctor, get your bag over 241 00:13:48.240 --> 00:13:50.279 there and take out your stick and all that stuff. 242 00:13:50.360 --> 00:13:50.559 Yeah. 243 00:13:51.960 --> 00:13:55.000 Uh, stick out your tongue and told her and say, 244 00:13:55.000 --> 00:13:59.480 ah ah a little fuller, ah. 245 00:13:58.720 --> 00:14:03.720 A little what do you think, doctor Brown? She's sick 246 00:14:03.759 --> 00:14:04.080 all right. 247 00:14:07.000 --> 00:14:09.120 The last time I've seen the tongue that bad, it 248 00:14:09.200 --> 00:14:11.600 was peering at me from behind two pieces of stale 249 00:14:11.679 --> 00:14:16.840 rye breadth. 250 00:14:16.919 --> 00:14:20.960 Now I am Matunda. There's a draft, and you doctor 251 00:14:21.000 --> 00:14:22.240 wants to get on with his nomination. 252 00:14:22.440 --> 00:14:24.919 See, you know I've been coughing so much. 253 00:14:25.000 --> 00:14:26.399 I think I don't hurt my ribs. 254 00:14:26.840 --> 00:14:30.080 Ribs. Huh, well, plugging your stuff at school, dad, doctor, 255 00:14:30.080 --> 00:14:32.600 and see if you can hear anything, uh through all 256 00:14:32.679 --> 00:14:36.519 that blubber. Yeah, let me let me kind of tap 257 00:14:36.559 --> 00:14:37.279 around the ribs. 258 00:14:37.320 --> 00:14:48.840 Yeah, taking either their mature take the kingfish. 259 00:14:48.879 --> 00:14:50.519 He shows a tickli shoulder gallery. 260 00:14:52.440 --> 00:14:54.600 I ain't seen nothing trash around like that, says I 261 00:14:54.679 --> 00:14:56.799 dropped my goldfish bowl on the kitchen floor. 262 00:14:59.240 --> 00:14:59.879 Oh I hope. 263 00:14:59.879 --> 00:15:02.399 I I'm all right, doctor, Because just so I left home, 264 00:15:02.480 --> 00:15:04.679 my family doctor took my cardiograph. 265 00:15:04.919 --> 00:15:05.159 Yeah. 266 00:15:05.279 --> 00:15:08.600 Well you know them country doctors. They'll yank out anything 267 00:15:08.600 --> 00:15:09.600 at the drop of my house. 268 00:15:13.120 --> 00:15:16.120 Why cardiograph is an instrument. You had to check the. 269 00:15:16.120 --> 00:15:17.559 Heart, no fooling. 270 00:15:17.679 --> 00:15:21.200 Yeah, well, now you will have to rescuse the doctor 271 00:15:21.240 --> 00:15:24.840 here and Matilla. You see, doctor Brown here has been 272 00:15:24.879 --> 00:15:28.639 working pretty hard. Uh. The record show that yesterday loone 273 00:15:28.679 --> 00:15:31.120 he performed thirty two operations. 274 00:15:31.159 --> 00:15:34.600 Thirty two operations. Oh, why he must be exhausted. 275 00:15:34.759 --> 00:15:37.679 Oh yeah, on the last operation, he was so weak 276 00:15:37.720 --> 00:15:39.799 that he had to lay down on the table with 277 00:15:39.879 --> 00:15:48.200 the patient operator. Yeah. 278 00:15:48.240 --> 00:15:51.320 Well, you know, I think it's just wonderful to have 279 00:15:51.399 --> 00:15:54.679 a successful like a doctor like this to give me 280 00:15:54.799 --> 00:15:58.720 so much of his time, and he's so handsome and 281 00:15:59.080 --> 00:15:59.840 charming too. 282 00:16:02.039 --> 00:16:05.639 Well, I know the doctor wanna get on with examination, 283 00:16:05.799 --> 00:16:09.000 So I tell you what, I'll be running along. I'll 284 00:16:09.000 --> 00:16:11.960 see you later. Aunt Matilla, so long, Kingfish, so long. Yeah. 285 00:16:12.000 --> 00:16:15.039 And by the way, doctor, you were doing fine so far. 286 00:16:15.120 --> 00:16:16.879 But if I was you, i'd play it smart and 287 00:16:16.879 --> 00:16:29.720 examining them ribs a couple of more times. Well, let 288 00:16:29.720 --> 00:16:32.799 me get on in department share. This yere thing is 289 00:16:32.840 --> 00:16:37.879 a mess. Yeah. If that thing work out does the afternoon, 290 00:16:38.840 --> 00:16:43.120 it might lead the end there and Mary aunt Matulla, Yeah, 291 00:16:43.240 --> 00:16:45.759 and then keep her twenty thousand dollars in the family. 292 00:16:45.799 --> 00:16:46.679 Then I get a holder. 293 00:16:48.000 --> 00:16:48.159 Yuh. 294 00:16:48.799 --> 00:16:51.559 So home, John Stevens. 295 00:16:51.600 --> 00:16:54.200 I've been waiting for you. I'm so mad at you. 296 00:16:54.279 --> 00:16:55.159 I don't know what to do. 297 00:16:55.360 --> 00:16:57.000 Wait a minute, now, walk in the house here, and 298 00:16:57.039 --> 00:16:58.639 the second I get in, you jump all over me. 299 00:16:58.720 --> 00:16:59.799 What's the matter with you? 300 00:17:00.240 --> 00:17:02.799 What is the idea taking that Andy Brown over and 301 00:17:02.840 --> 00:17:05.839 introducing him to. Aunt Matilda's a doctor. She'dn't wit and 302 00:17:05.920 --> 00:17:07.119 fell for that big boob. 303 00:17:07.519 --> 00:17:10.599 Yeah, well that's what I planned on that way. If 304 00:17:10.599 --> 00:17:13.079 she marries Andrew, it'll keep the twenty thousand dollars in 305 00:17:13.079 --> 00:17:14.640 the family, George. 306 00:17:14.680 --> 00:17:18.480 Aunt Matilda ain't got no twenty thousand dollars. She's been 307 00:17:18.519 --> 00:17:20.839 spending her money right and left, trying to land. 308 00:17:20.680 --> 00:17:23.680 A rich husband. The matrimonial Bureau had one lined up 309 00:17:23.720 --> 00:17:25.119 for her, mister Hamilton. 310 00:17:25.519 --> 00:17:27.759 He's a lonely old man and he's worth over two 311 00:17:27.839 --> 00:17:31.319 hundred thousand dollars. They've been corresponding, and he was crazy 312 00:17:31.359 --> 00:17:34.640 about us. Now you don't wait and run her chances. 313 00:17:34.359 --> 00:17:37.359 Now, will the mincha? It ain't too late, I saw 314 00:17:37.440 --> 00:17:39.480 I will a minute. Look you, I'll tell you what 315 00:17:39.519 --> 00:17:41.039 you do now. Now we can get out of this 316 00:17:41.039 --> 00:17:44.079 some way. Tell her that I was just fooling or 317 00:17:44.079 --> 00:17:45.519 something that and ain't no doctor. 318 00:17:45.720 --> 00:17:48.559 I'dat already done that, George, but it was too late. 319 00:17:49.000 --> 00:17:51.759 Aunt Matilda already called up mister Hamilton and told him 320 00:17:51.759 --> 00:17:54.079 it was all off. Now he never wants to. 321 00:17:54.039 --> 00:17:55.279 Send us speak to her again. 322 00:17:55.599 --> 00:17:59.160 Hold him, Michael, As the glue Worm said, when the 323 00:17:59.240 --> 00:18:02.000 nightingale at him up. I was too bright for my 324 00:18:02.000 --> 00:18:15.759 own good. I don't know what this is, your exol 325 00:18:15.880 --> 00:18:16.920 family druggist. Again. 326 00:18:17.680 --> 00:18:20.279 Yesterday I had a customer with a familiar problem. It 327 00:18:20.359 --> 00:18:22.000 went something like this, I'm. 328 00:18:21.880 --> 00:18:25.000 Always running out of coal cream or cleansing cream or 329 00:18:25.079 --> 00:18:27.480 throat cream. 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The lipstick, Colone, 340 00:18:57.160 --> 00:19:01.039 skin freshener, face powder, eye kit, and this all Purpose 341 00:19:01.119 --> 00:19:02.000 Deep Cream. 342 00:19:01.960 --> 00:19:06.319 And Delafield's All Purpose Deep Cream. I'll take it very well, ma'am. 343 00:19:06.640 --> 00:19:10.759 And remember and Delafield's cosmetics are sold only at Rex 344 00:19:10.799 --> 00:19:11.759 all drug Stars. 345 00:19:20.920 --> 00:19:23.000 Well, I think I'll drop in and see how gung 346 00:19:23.039 --> 00:19:26.599 Win Jay Calhoun the way I messed this thing up. 347 00:19:26.640 --> 00:19:28.440 Maybe he got some angle for me to get out 348 00:19:28.480 --> 00:19:31.119 of that. Uh, how you Calhoun? 349 00:19:31.160 --> 00:19:33.759 As your buildings a judge a certain king Phiz, I'm 350 00:19:33.799 --> 00:19:34.880 going over a letter here? 351 00:19:35.359 --> 00:19:36.440 How did this sound. 352 00:19:36.240 --> 00:19:40.200 To you, dear sir, as your opponent. 353 00:19:39.839 --> 00:19:42.079 In our recent lawsuit? It is my. 354 00:19:42.240 --> 00:19:46.039 Considered opinion that you are, without a doubt, the most 355 00:19:46.119 --> 00:19:50.680 unscrupulous attorney I has ever miss. You come dunking code 356 00:19:50.759 --> 00:19:54.799 is ridiculous. Your knowledge of the law is inphinitesimal, and 357 00:19:55.000 --> 00:19:56.680 you have the brains. 358 00:19:56.240 --> 00:19:58.359 Of an ant and the manners of a jack ant. 359 00:19:58.680 --> 00:20:01.079 Yours very true, old there smokes. 360 00:20:01.079 --> 00:20:04.200 Who is your sending that master letter to sending nothing? 361 00:20:04.519 --> 00:20:06.400 I got this in the mail this morning. 362 00:20:14.799 --> 00:20:16.920 Now now now it doesn't Calhoun, I was in a 363 00:20:16.960 --> 00:20:19.920 mess here. I done broke up the room mace between 364 00:20:20.039 --> 00:20:23.640 my aunt Matilda and a mister Hamilton. Now I find 365 00:20:23.680 --> 00:20:27.640 out that mister Hamilton's worth two hundred thousand dollars, Kingfish. 366 00:20:27.799 --> 00:20:30.599 That is a nasty piece of matrimonial messing. 367 00:20:31.640 --> 00:20:34.400 Yeah, I know that, But can you think of anything 368 00:20:34.440 --> 00:20:36.519 I can do to bring him back together again? I 369 00:20:36.559 --> 00:20:39.000 want to be the fella that brings them together. The 370 00:20:39.079 --> 00:20:41.359 old fella so mad he said that he never wants 371 00:20:41.359 --> 00:20:42.079 to see you again. 372 00:20:42.519 --> 00:20:45.759 Well, now, if a man thinks a gay might do 373 00:20:45.880 --> 00:20:48.480 something desperate on account of unrequited. 374 00:20:48.000 --> 00:20:53.240 Level, sometime he changes his mind. Yeah. If mister Hamilton 375 00:20:53.279 --> 00:20:57.119 things and Aunt Matilda was gonna do something desperate, he 376 00:20:57.240 --> 00:20:57.960 might forgive them. 377 00:20:58.039 --> 00:20:58.759 Yeah. 378 00:20:58.880 --> 00:21:01.960 Yeah, I'll write him a note. Yeah, I'll send him 379 00:21:02.000 --> 00:21:06.079 a note signed Aunt Matilda. Yeah. And then uh, I'll 380 00:21:06.079 --> 00:21:08.119 get him to come over to the large hall. Then 381 00:21:08.200 --> 00:21:10.279 I can work on the old boy sympathy. Oh, thank 382 00:21:10.279 --> 00:21:12.279 you a lot, Cally, Yeah. 383 00:21:11.880 --> 00:21:12.119 You know not. 384 00:21:12.160 --> 00:21:13.240 Excuse me, King Craze. 385 00:21:13.279 --> 00:21:16.200 I gotta get all these law books back, or you 386 00:21:16.400 --> 00:21:18.640 get them off my the death and put her back. 387 00:21:18.480 --> 00:21:21.039 In the bookcase. Yeah, you sure got a part of 388 00:21:21.079 --> 00:21:21.720 them there. Boy. 389 00:21:21.720 --> 00:21:24.200 Oh man, I had a big kysing coach this week. 390 00:21:24.720 --> 00:21:27.240 A woman cloud of mine was suing her husband. 391 00:21:27.480 --> 00:21:27.599 Uh. 392 00:21:27.960 --> 00:21:30.960 She claimed that her husband was spending his evenings in. 393 00:21:31.000 --> 00:21:32.319 Some other women's apartment. 394 00:21:32.519 --> 00:21:35.759 Yeah, well I went into action, m But it took 395 00:21:35.759 --> 00:21:38.440 a stack of law books five feet high to. 396 00:21:38.400 --> 00:21:40.079 Get the goods on that man in the gale. 397 00:21:40.240 --> 00:21:42.680 Oh you read the books and got the legal ankles. 398 00:21:42.720 --> 00:21:45.319 Huh heck no, I stood on them and picked over 399 00:21:45.319 --> 00:21:45.880 the transfer. 400 00:21:57.559 --> 00:22:00.519 Well, then there I had lightning delivered the over to 401 00:22:00.599 --> 00:22:04.079