WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:02.799 The JV show on Wild ninety four nine. 2 00:00:03.279 --> 00:00:08.240 Happy Friday's a JV show. I'm Selena, I'm jetting, I'm cheating. Yeah, Graham, 3 00:00:08.320 --> 00:00:10.119 this wind got me in my fall fields. It's so 4 00:00:10.199 --> 00:00:11.720 cold outside, have it. 5 00:00:11.839 --> 00:00:13.880 I came out, my car was covered in leaves and 6 00:00:14.000 --> 00:00:16.760 leaves were blowing all over the street. It was definitely 7 00:00:16.800 --> 00:00:20.000 like it definitely felt yeah to like fall out for 8 00:00:20.039 --> 00:00:20.519 the first time. 9 00:00:20.559 --> 00:00:22.359 But then it's gonna be like hot this weekend. 10 00:00:22.440 --> 00:00:24.519 Right, I don't really know, but I just I just 11 00:00:24.559 --> 00:00:27.280 know where wind gus and this red flag fire warning. 12 00:00:27.280 --> 00:00:29.239 It had me nervous. I was like, I walked out 13 00:00:29.280 --> 00:00:32.479 the door this morning, like does that smoke? No, And 14 00:00:32.520 --> 00:00:33.119 I don't think it is. 15 00:00:33.200 --> 00:00:35.000 Yeah, not yet. Knock on wood. 16 00:00:35.119 --> 00:00:38.479 Seriously, that's not what. That's not even close. 17 00:00:38.520 --> 00:00:41.039 Friday mornings, we do something called Cheaty's tweets. Our buddy 18 00:00:41.119 --> 00:00:43.799 Cheaty tweets a lot. So oh wait, I'm tripping. 19 00:00:43.799 --> 00:00:45.159 We got to do the first talk about that's the 20 00:00:45.240 --> 00:00:47.679 first thing we do. Wow, that's where like jumping in 21 00:00:47.719 --> 00:00:49.479 and correcting me. Guys, you're gonna let me run with 22 00:00:49.520 --> 00:00:51.679 Cheaties tweets. That was a test and you guys failed, 23 00:00:52.000 --> 00:00:53.600 all right, First talk back of the day. 24 00:00:53.920 --> 00:00:58.039 Hey JAV crew, good morning, It's Friday. I just want 25 00:00:58.039 --> 00:01:01.960 to say, hey, Graham, how about the Dodgers. Let's go 26 00:01:03.799 --> 00:01:08.879 happy Friday? Yea easy from Midland, Texas. Yes, Graham and 27 00:01:08.920 --> 00:01:12.599 I checked. You guys are the number one Indian Texas. 28 00:01:12.879 --> 00:01:16.000 Yeah. I love that, the number one in Midland, Texas. 29 00:01:16.040 --> 00:01:18.799 That feels good. But the other part about the Dodgers 30 00:01:19.159 --> 00:01:23.760 one suck. Yeah. What we pounded the Mets last night. 31 00:01:23.760 --> 00:01:24.760 We talked about that later. 32 00:01:24.799 --> 00:01:26.680 All right, are you in your second talk back of 33 00:01:26.719 --> 00:01:26.959 the day? 34 00:01:27.040 --> 00:01:27.599 Yeah, why not. 35 00:01:27.640 --> 00:01:31.920 It's Friday, Davy Show waiting here at the SFO ready 36 00:01:31.920 --> 00:01:36.120 to go to Chicago. Big shout out to everybody, Amena, Leslie, Ilda, Toto, 37 00:01:36.480 --> 00:01:38.680 the whole fan Bam is here together. Big shout out 38 00:01:38.680 --> 00:01:41.519 for everybody you listening to podcasts on the plane. 39 00:01:41.840 --> 00:01:43.719 Love that where you're going? 40 00:01:43.879 --> 00:01:47.920 JAV you said Chicago part Sorry JV show number one 41 00:01:48.120 --> 00:01:53.239 on outbound flights fromf Thanks for them, the entire fan 42 00:01:53.319 --> 00:01:53.680 Bam there. 43 00:01:53.879 --> 00:01:57.879 Yeah, now we can get to one of my favorite things, 44 00:01:57.959 --> 00:02:01.280 Cheaty's tweets. This is where Graham does a dramatic reading 45 00:02:01.400 --> 00:02:02.719 of you guessed it. 46 00:02:02.799 --> 00:02:03.680 Cheaty's tweets. 47 00:02:07.719 --> 00:02:12.919 These men be so fine but so broke. Only one 48 00:02:12.960 --> 00:02:14.680 of us can be broke, and that's me. 49 00:02:16.080 --> 00:02:18.879 Yes, preach what. 50 00:02:20.199 --> 00:02:23.759 The guys I've talked to, they're so want. 51 00:02:24.520 --> 00:02:28.520 What about the person that they are, their personality that. 52 00:02:28.560 --> 00:02:30.919 Does matter too. But you have to have some income. 53 00:02:30.960 --> 00:02:33.319 I just don't understand why people are dating if you 54 00:02:33.439 --> 00:02:35.639 don't have I thought you didn't want to. 55 00:02:35.560 --> 00:02:36.800 Talk about it. 56 00:02:36.960 --> 00:02:39.599 No, but no, it's just it's when they're asking me 57 00:02:39.639 --> 00:02:41.560 about my income, and someone like, how broke are you? 58 00:02:41.639 --> 00:02:41.840 Like? 59 00:02:42.599 --> 00:02:45.599 But yeah, but what you so you're telling me that 60 00:02:45.639 --> 00:02:48.280 if you're as so listen up, guys in the Bay Area, 61 00:02:48.280 --> 00:02:50.639 if you're thinking of shooting your shot at cheaty, if 62 00:02:50.680 --> 00:02:54.039 you don't have money, you're not afforded the luxury of 63 00:02:54.039 --> 00:02:55.759 being able to fall in love. That's what I mean. 64 00:02:56.000 --> 00:02:58.000 That's not what she's saying. This is a long distance relationship. 65 00:02:58.039 --> 00:03:00.960 You want somebody that can travel out to see you 66 00:03:01.039 --> 00:03:02.479 if that were the case, not cheaty buying. 67 00:03:02.479 --> 00:03:05.080 This guy flights back and forth. 68 00:03:05.120 --> 00:03:07.560 To the conclusion that is cheaty Biden the guy in 69 00:03:07.639 --> 00:03:08.080 the flight. 70 00:03:08.240 --> 00:03:10.759 That's what she's saying. He doesn't have money for anything. 71 00:03:11.159 --> 00:03:12.639 I just feel like you just have to have your 72 00:03:12.639 --> 00:03:16.319 priority straight first and then start dating, especially if you're 73 00:03:16.319 --> 00:03:17.000 out of the country. 74 00:03:17.039 --> 00:03:19.400 But what if you have your priority straight and just 75 00:03:19.520 --> 00:03:21.680 life hasn't worked out the right way for you, and 76 00:03:21.719 --> 00:03:23.520 you don't have a lot of money. Let's say you've 77 00:03:23.520 --> 00:03:25.639 had had a lot of other stuff come up. 78 00:03:25.680 --> 00:03:27.479 If you're working at it is fine, but if you're not, 79 00:03:27.919 --> 00:03:29.159 then that's the problem. 80 00:03:29.520 --> 00:03:35.199 I don't like the message. Selita approves that message, color 81 00:03:35.240 --> 00:03:35.719 me shock. 82 00:03:36.159 --> 00:03:41.680 I'm processing message, y'all. 83 00:03:42.159 --> 00:03:45.840 My hormones are out of control. 84 00:03:47.960 --> 00:03:49.360 The day I think I texted. 85 00:03:50.039 --> 00:03:51.919 So when we talked about if you missed that on 86 00:03:52.000 --> 00:03:53.879 yesterday's show, that was a little later in the show. 87 00:03:54.000 --> 00:03:57.280 We did learn that Chet's hormones are raging right now, 88 00:03:57.479 --> 00:04:00.280 and there's a potential meetup that we learned about that 89 00:04:00.319 --> 00:04:02.919 may be happening this weekend. Some might call it a 90 00:04:02.919 --> 00:04:04.919 booty call. I don't know what it is, but it's 91 00:04:05.120 --> 00:04:06.159 a little rendezvus. 92 00:04:06.159 --> 00:04:13.680 Not even its weekend tonight, waits tonight tonight? Yeah? Today? 93 00:04:13.800 --> 00:04:14.400 How do you feel? 94 00:04:14.639 --> 00:04:18.759 Yeah? Very Have you prepared ready? Have you been practicing stretching? 95 00:04:19.360 --> 00:04:20.759 DJ equipment clean off? 96 00:04:20.959 --> 00:04:21.160 Yeah? 97 00:04:21.439 --> 00:04:22.519 Brus the combobs off. 98 00:04:23.879 --> 00:04:28.120 I don't need the DJ equipment anymore. Wow, but yeah, 99 00:04:28.160 --> 00:04:29.360 I'm excited. I'm ready. 100 00:04:30.000 --> 00:04:31.800 I feel like this is like our daughter like going 101 00:04:31.879 --> 00:04:34.079 up to prom and like, you know what's gonna happen 102 00:04:34.120 --> 00:04:37.480 and prom night later. Do you shave your legs? 103 00:04:37.759 --> 00:04:37.959 Yeah? 104 00:04:38.079 --> 00:04:41.000 Okay, what about downstairs? 105 00:04:41.120 --> 00:04:42.079 I had everything shower. 106 00:04:43.240 --> 00:04:44.279 How long did that take? 107 00:04:45.560 --> 00:04:47.600 It didn't take that long because most of this stuff. 108 00:04:47.360 --> 00:04:52.639 Is pretty you know, not there anymore keeping things pretty clean. 109 00:04:52.720 --> 00:04:55.240 Huh okay, okay, well get we actually have a talk 110 00:04:55.319 --> 00:04:57.399 back for you. This is for Cheaty. 111 00:04:57.879 --> 00:05:01.480 I've been listening to the podcast from today and on 112 00:05:01.519 --> 00:05:04.759 the part about you talking about your hormones, just be 113 00:05:04.839 --> 00:05:08.639 careful because that might be you starting to ovulate, So 114 00:05:09.319 --> 00:05:11.519 use protection if that's what you're. 115 00:05:11.399 --> 00:05:12.439 Gonna do this weekend. 116 00:05:13.160 --> 00:05:17.160 Yeah, oh how crazy? If like a month from now, g's. 117 00:05:16.920 --> 00:05:18.040 Like baby on the way. 118 00:05:18.000 --> 00:05:23.040 Yeah, seriously, that'd be so good for the show, that 119 00:05:23.319 --> 00:05:24.000 major plot. 120 00:05:24.399 --> 00:05:28.040 Yeah, the drama that Yeah, you do it for the 121 00:05:28.040 --> 00:05:30.680 plot for the plot for nine months. No, thank you. 122 00:05:31.279 --> 00:05:34.439 But that is a legitimate warning because your hormones do 123 00:05:34.600 --> 00:05:39.879 start raging around a certain time, and we don't need 124 00:05:39.879 --> 00:05:41.360 you beat a fertile myrtle there. 125 00:05:42.240 --> 00:05:42.959 That's my job. 126 00:05:43.360 --> 00:05:46.480 Yeah, that's a that's a little thing. 127 00:05:47.160 --> 00:05:48.480 Don't worries that you got it. 128 00:05:49.360 --> 00:05:52.600 Any more details you can release about this. I'm Mike 129 00:05:52.680 --> 00:05:53.560 on the edge of my seat. 130 00:05:53.680 --> 00:05:56.040 Get's a very smart woman. I mean, you're gonna be 131 00:05:56.040 --> 00:05:58.800 safe about everything. Yeah, but I mean, can we learn 132 00:05:58.839 --> 00:06:01.199 more about this the other party involved? 133 00:06:01.199 --> 00:06:02.639 You haven't really told us much about him? 134 00:06:02.720 --> 00:06:03.439 Yeah, good point. 135 00:06:04.759 --> 00:06:07.519 Well, I don't know what to say. Like he's we've 136 00:06:07.519 --> 00:06:10.199 been cool for like a couple of years now. He's tall. 137 00:06:11.439 --> 00:06:15.600 How tall? I think like six two or six three? Okay? 138 00:06:15.759 --> 00:06:16.519 What's his income? 139 00:06:16.600 --> 00:06:16.680 Like? 140 00:06:16.800 --> 00:06:21.040 Yeah that matters seriously my question. He's not broke. 141 00:06:21.079 --> 00:06:24.000 He always when when we always hang out, he always 142 00:06:24.079 --> 00:06:25.199 you know, handles the stuff. 143 00:06:25.240 --> 00:06:26.680 So okay, okay. 144 00:06:26.759 --> 00:06:30.759 And the setup for this evening, are you guys going 145 00:06:30.759 --> 00:06:33.639 to Applebee's first or you're just knocking on his door? 146 00:06:33.680 --> 00:06:38.879 And well, well it's this afternoon and I thought. 147 00:06:39.600 --> 00:06:43.360 Times in the daylight. 148 00:06:44.040 --> 00:06:50.800 Whoa, yeah, so it's a different different Yeah. I did 149 00:06:50.839 --> 00:06:54.240 not that. Oh that is I didn't think about that part. 150 00:06:55.120 --> 00:06:56.199 So this is daytime. 151 00:06:56.360 --> 00:06:59.120 Yeah, we're gonna go out for like brunch mimosas and stuff, 152 00:06:59.160 --> 00:07:02.079 and then we'll see how afterwards brunch. 153 00:07:02.360 --> 00:07:07.199 This is a brunch bang to good that's like unheard of. 154 00:07:07.639 --> 00:07:09.800 And this is the equivalent of with the lights on. 155 00:07:10.399 --> 00:07:12.120 That's what I mean. This is the lights. 156 00:07:12.319 --> 00:07:15.839 It was bold when you're you know, a little liquid courage. 157 00:07:15.839 --> 00:07:17.040 I think the goggles like. 158 00:07:17.240 --> 00:07:19.839 But I think even like the daylight sunlight is. 159 00:07:19.839 --> 00:07:23.920 Even stronger than just your typical it is, ess is right, 160 00:07:24.360 --> 00:07:25.600 Hope he has blackout curtains. 161 00:07:26.199 --> 00:07:29.199 Who doesn't, And that lightning's gonna be great, have curtains, 162 00:07:29.240 --> 00:07:30.639 GDS A girl. 163 00:07:30.439 --> 00:07:33.639 Living there and it's barely gonna be like three pm. 164 00:07:33.759 --> 00:07:35.600 I know he's gonna be like the lightning was great 165 00:07:35.639 --> 00:07:41.160 for that secret video. I recorded the whole thing. Also, 166 00:07:41.199 --> 00:07:43.920 that's also a thing. Sorry, kids, we're running a little 167 00:07:44.000 --> 00:07:47.519 light here the JV show on Wild ninety four nine. 168 00:07:47.759 --> 00:07:49.480 Hope. We're having a great morning so far, a lot 169 00:07:49.560 --> 00:07:53.399 of wind. Try not to get you known off, yeah 170 00:07:53.519 --> 00:07:55.759 that bridge or anything this morning. All right, it's time for. 171 00:07:57.519 --> 00:07:59.319 The four things you need to heads up on to 172 00:07:59.360 --> 00:08:00.639 start your day. 173 00:08:01.399 --> 00:08:04.839 According to local law enforcement and Argentina, Liam Paige died 174 00:08:04.959 --> 00:08:07.759 by an apparent suicide. Officials that yesterday the fall was 175 00:08:07.879 --> 00:08:10.959 intentional and that he quote jumped from the balcony of 176 00:08:11.000 --> 00:08:11.759 his hotel room. 177 00:08:11.879 --> 00:08:15.879 Whoa sports suck this morning. The Dodgers once again pounded 178 00:08:15.879 --> 00:08:17.920 the Mets last night ten to two to take a 179 00:08:17.920 --> 00:08:20.639 commanding three to one series, leading the NLCS. Game five 180 00:08:20.720 --> 00:08:23.839 today at two o'clock. One more Dodgers win. They're on 181 00:08:23.879 --> 00:08:26.600 their way to the World Series. Bars and the Santos 182 00:08:26.800 --> 00:08:29.120 Sharks lost another game last night to the Blackhawks. They're 183 00:08:29.160 --> 00:08:32.840 still winless on the season through four games. You suck, sports. 184 00:08:33.559 --> 00:08:34.639 The eighties are back. 185 00:08:34.799 --> 00:08:37.039 It's gonna be nice and sunny all weekend, So go 186 00:08:37.080 --> 00:08:39.320 out and enjoy and enjoy it. Little Windy but heis 187 00:08:39.360 --> 00:08:41.879 will remain in the high seventies to low eighties. 188 00:08:41.919 --> 00:08:44.919 Wo Cancers, your day's going to be an eight. 189 00:08:45.000 --> 00:08:48.440 Your horoscope has put says to put love, beauty insensitivity 190 00:08:48.480 --> 00:08:52.480 into your work, healthy practices and fitness routines energized in. 191 00:08:54.000 --> 00:08:56.360 Oh jeez, go ahead, try to get through this. 192 00:08:56.480 --> 00:08:58.559 Yeah, this is going good. This is going good. Take 193 00:08:58.559 --> 00:09:02.120 it from the top. Maybe see what you can do here. 194 00:09:02.320 --> 00:09:04.240 Cancers, your day's going to be an eight. 195 00:09:04.320 --> 00:09:07.000 Your horse gup sets to fit love, beauty insensitivity into 196 00:09:07.039 --> 00:09:09.639 your work, help practice practices. 197 00:09:11.799 --> 00:09:15.879 Ready, all right, here we go. God, you got cancers. 198 00:09:16.000 --> 00:09:17.200 Your day's going to be an eight. 199 00:09:17.279 --> 00:09:20.039 Your horse gupe sets to put love, beauty, insensitivity into 200 00:09:20.039 --> 00:09:24.120 your work. Healthy practices and fess routines energize you this month. 201 00:09:24.759 --> 00:09:26.480 Nice, aren't you a cancer? 202 00:09:26.679 --> 00:09:31.080 Yeah, and you're gonna put live love forefront and dead. 203 00:09:32.080 --> 00:09:34.200 My day actually might be like a nine or ten. 204 00:09:36.519 --> 00:09:40.759 Good Morning JV Show. I just had to call on 205 00:09:40.879 --> 00:09:45.840 because I had a dream last night where cheaty was 206 00:09:47.200 --> 00:09:52.320 the secret lover my husband. Oh and so I'm really 207 00:09:52.320 --> 00:09:56.679 not at cheating today and I you know, even her 208 00:09:56.919 --> 00:09:59.440 like hormones are ceping into my dreams. What is going 209 00:09:59.519 --> 00:10:02.399 on here, chitty? I'm mad at you. You need to 210 00:10:02.399 --> 00:10:03.039 make it up to me. 211 00:10:03.360 --> 00:10:07.240 Oh my god, why would you do that? 212 00:10:09.519 --> 00:10:10.360 Why did you do that? 213 00:10:10.600 --> 00:10:11.519 I have no idea. 214 00:10:12.279 --> 00:10:14.039 Just because your hormones are raging doesn't mean you have 215 00:10:14.039 --> 00:10:16.120 to go breaking up bay A marriages. 216 00:10:17.080 --> 00:10:19.799 Yeah, I know, I can like send some flowers or something. 217 00:10:19.840 --> 00:10:23.399 I'm sorry that. Do you guys ever. 218 00:10:23.279 --> 00:10:25.159 Wake up like she like she did, Like you have 219 00:10:25.200 --> 00:10:27.320 a horrible dream and you look at your partner like. 220 00:10:28.879 --> 00:10:31.039 Daring you and you're just like mad and ruined your 221 00:10:31.080 --> 00:10:31.639 whole day. 222 00:10:31.960 --> 00:10:33.600 It does put you in a weird feeling. You're like, 223 00:10:33.600 --> 00:10:37.279 why would she do that? Like why why. 224 00:10:37.080 --> 00:10:38.799 Well for me, and like why would he? Why why 225 00:10:38.799 --> 00:10:39.759 would my man do that? 226 00:10:39.799 --> 00:10:41.440 I don't I don't blame the other woman, you know. 227 00:10:41.480 --> 00:10:44.320 I blame the person that's in the marriage or the relationship. 228 00:10:44.399 --> 00:10:48.519 You know, I don't like the other woman. Okay, got you? 229 00:10:48.720 --> 00:10:51.120 Yeah, yeah, because I'm married to a woman. Why would 230 00:10:51.159 --> 00:10:51.799 she do? You are? 231 00:10:51.840 --> 00:10:57.240 I didn't know that? All right? 232 00:10:57.320 --> 00:10:59.399 And then the latest on cheaty is she's gonna get 233 00:10:59.440 --> 00:11:00.639 some today. 234 00:11:01.360 --> 00:11:03.000 Let's up, hut the cart before the horse here. We 235 00:11:03.039 --> 00:11:04.399 don't know, I mean, we're. 236 00:11:05.360 --> 00:11:07.720 Confirmed, but I need Yeah it's confirmed. 237 00:11:08.240 --> 00:11:10.159 Yeah, but you never know. There could be a slip 238 00:11:10.200 --> 00:11:12.960 and fall on the doorstep, like stuff could happen between 239 00:11:13.000 --> 00:11:14.840 now and then. Like I don't want to, you know, 240 00:11:14.840 --> 00:11:17.960 get in the atmosphere. I'm just saying I want. I 241 00:11:18.000 --> 00:11:21.679 need that text confirmation as soon as it's done so 242 00:11:21.720 --> 00:11:25.080 I can go about my day. Yeah, yeah, she made 243 00:11:25.080 --> 00:11:27.519 it in the group chat. It happened. Yes, please in 244 00:11:27.519 --> 00:11:30.279 the group chat. We help The JV Show on Wild 245 00:11:30.360 --> 00:11:34.320 ninety Good Morning JV Show, Fam Kevin and chiming In 246 00:11:34.799 --> 00:11:36.600 just want to say Happy Friday. 247 00:11:37.440 --> 00:11:39.399 Let go Niners Go. 248 00:11:39.559 --> 00:11:44.120 Wolf some Ash twenty three seventeen is going to be 249 00:11:44.159 --> 00:11:47.559 the score. Another thing. I've been out for four weeks, 250 00:11:47.559 --> 00:11:50.879 buttning to leave. But have you guys tried to diet coke, 251 00:11:51.320 --> 00:11:57.960 pickle juice and jalapeno Happy Friday? That chat you haven't 252 00:11:57.960 --> 00:12:00.000 tried that we've tried similar? Is it going to be 253 00:12:00.159 --> 00:12:03.639 that different than the ones that we tried? 254 00:12:04.240 --> 00:12:08.000 We tried doctor Pepper with pickle juice? Right, this one 255 00:12:08.120 --> 00:12:08.440 is no. 256 00:12:08.639 --> 00:12:11.039 I wasn't even pickle juice. It was the pickles, and 257 00:12:11.039 --> 00:12:13.679 so I feel like it wasn't picky enough. Okay, But 258 00:12:13.960 --> 00:12:17.159 this other one, this is doing Lipa's Yes drink concoction. 259 00:12:17.320 --> 00:12:18.679 Right, I think that one might be kind of good. 260 00:12:20.320 --> 00:12:21.200 Isn't it too late? 261 00:12:21.200 --> 00:12:21.279 Like? 262 00:12:21.279 --> 00:12:23.559 Who cares? A couple of weeks ago? 263 00:12:23.679 --> 00:12:23.799 Right? 264 00:12:23.879 --> 00:12:26.960 Yeah, that's what I That's what I think. A lot 265 00:12:27.000 --> 00:12:29.000 of talkbacks this morning. Thank you so much. 266 00:12:29.279 --> 00:12:33.519 Good morning JV Show, Grammy Pie. I'm so sad that 267 00:12:33.639 --> 00:12:37.080 you still haven't commented on my idea to have a 268 00:12:37.120 --> 00:12:42.240 Herbert Family fart party instead of an open house. So 269 00:12:42.320 --> 00:12:46.159 sab I called twice, no three times. Now I'm being 270 00:12:46.159 --> 00:12:46.840 a stalker. 271 00:12:47.080 --> 00:12:52.200 Oh well, happy writing? Oh she's giving soccer, I think, 272 00:12:52.519 --> 00:12:53.159 Grammy Pie. 273 00:12:55.519 --> 00:12:58.320 Just to clarify this, the talkback. She left a couple 274 00:12:58.480 --> 00:13:02.200 yesterday and was in regards to me saying, Selena, you 275 00:13:02.200 --> 00:13:04.240 asked if I was going to have a party when 276 00:13:04.320 --> 00:13:06.919 my house is finally finished buildingess house forever, and I 277 00:13:06.960 --> 00:13:08.879 was like, no way, I don't want people wrecking a 278 00:13:08.919 --> 00:13:11.440 brand new house. No party. So then she loves to 279 00:13:11.480 --> 00:13:14.159 talk about yesterday saying, instead of a housewarming party, I 280 00:13:14.159 --> 00:13:16.840 should just have a fart party. I don't fully understand that, 281 00:13:16.879 --> 00:13:19.200 but that is the name of my fantasy football team, 282 00:13:19.320 --> 00:13:21.080 so I like that part of it now, I. 283 00:13:21.000 --> 00:13:22.759 Should do it instead of like house warming gives we 284 00:13:22.799 --> 00:13:23.919 all bring fart jars. 285 00:13:24.360 --> 00:13:26.360 Oh no, yes, I don't know. 286 00:13:26.440 --> 00:13:28.080 I still don't want you guys walking around to my 287 00:13:28.120 --> 00:13:31.279 house deg it up to the stuffing things up. I 288 00:13:31.279 --> 00:13:34.440 don't know anyway, So that's sort of the explanation of that. 289 00:13:34.519 --> 00:13:37.600 I didn't play that one talked about yesterday because we 290 00:13:37.679 --> 00:13:40.000 had a lot of other fart talk on the show yesterday. 291 00:13:40.440 --> 00:13:42.320 I felt it might just be too much, a little 292 00:13:42.320 --> 00:13:44.480 too much. Here we are and here we. 293 00:13:44.480 --> 00:13:47.039 Are, So ladies online are saying, this is why we 294 00:13:47.039 --> 00:13:49.879 should never have to pay when we go out on dates. 295 00:13:49.919 --> 00:13:53.480 Before I get to your bags, before get their reasoning. 296 00:13:53.559 --> 00:13:56.039 How do we all feel about that? Graham? Do you 297 00:13:56.080 --> 00:13:57.279 always pay? 298 00:13:57.480 --> 00:13:57.679 No? 299 00:13:58.720 --> 00:14:00.480 First dates? Do? Do you always pay? 300 00:14:01.039 --> 00:14:03.679 Yes? Of course I never think of splitting. 301 00:14:03.320 --> 00:14:04.919 The bill on a first day Chess, Where do you 302 00:14:04.960 --> 00:14:05.440 stand on this? 303 00:14:06.320 --> 00:14:09.840 I help my boyfriend out. I don't make him pay 304 00:14:09.879 --> 00:14:13.559 for everything for me, but first dates and even a. 305 00:14:13.480 --> 00:14:16.000 Lot of other dates. He'll still pay for all of 306 00:14:16.039 --> 00:14:16.879 it or most of it. 307 00:14:18.200 --> 00:14:19.559 But I do help him out because I feel like 308 00:14:19.600 --> 00:14:20.879 it's messed up if I don't. 309 00:14:21.399 --> 00:14:24.480 Right and cheety, you're going on a date. 310 00:14:24.320 --> 00:14:25.600 Today, bunch date? 311 00:14:25.720 --> 00:14:29.360 Is he paying? I hope so? Would you expect him 312 00:14:29.399 --> 00:14:32.360 to or would you be open to splitting the bill? 313 00:14:32.399 --> 00:14:35.519 I would be open to splitting the bill, mostly. 314 00:14:35.240 --> 00:14:38.440 Because they're both gonna be splitting something together that dessert. 315 00:14:38.519 --> 00:14:40.919 That's after. I feel like on first dates the guy 316 00:14:40.919 --> 00:14:43.639 should always pay. I feel like after that, you know, 317 00:14:43.720 --> 00:14:45.679 if you guys have been together a while, it's not 318 00:14:45.720 --> 00:14:46.960 a big deal to split the bill. 319 00:14:47.000 --> 00:14:51.440 However, my man pays for everything now now I'm so 320 00:14:51.519 --> 00:14:52.399 now more than i'd like. 321 00:14:52.480 --> 00:14:54.279 Yeah, the guy should always pay, just because it's a 322 00:14:54.279 --> 00:14:57.759 lot funner that way. But I totally get splitting the 323 00:14:57.759 --> 00:14:59.519 bill because I mean, I was doing that. 324 00:15:00.639 --> 00:15:03.279 Do you think it's different now because you guys are 325 00:15:03.759 --> 00:15:04.879 like husband and wife. 326 00:15:05.159 --> 00:15:05.759 Yeah, I think so. 327 00:15:05.840 --> 00:15:07.960 It also doesn't matter because it's like we're married, so 328 00:15:08.120 --> 00:15:08.720 it's community. 329 00:15:08.840 --> 00:15:09.919 So who care? Yeah. 330 00:15:10.279 --> 00:15:12.240 Well, here's what a lot of people online are saying. 331 00:15:12.320 --> 00:15:15.240 They say that women should never have to split the 332 00:15:15.279 --> 00:15:19.120 bill because they've actually, like paid so much money before 333 00:15:19.279 --> 00:15:22.840 even arriving to the date on their nails, getting their 334 00:15:22.960 --> 00:15:25.679 hair done. Maybe they go to a workout class, they 335 00:15:25.759 --> 00:15:28.159 buy a new outfit. One girl totaled up all that 336 00:15:28.200 --> 00:15:30.120 stuff because she had to get her eyebrows done and 337 00:15:30.159 --> 00:15:33.399 you know, manicure went to a cycle bar. She spent 338 00:15:33.440 --> 00:15:35.639 one hundred and seventy one dollars on that, and that's 339 00:15:35.639 --> 00:15:38.360 not even including all the makeup and hair products that 340 00:15:38.399 --> 00:15:40.320 she had to use. The once she factored in all 341 00:15:40.360 --> 00:15:43.440 of that came out to almost four hundred dollars just 342 00:15:43.440 --> 00:15:44.440 getting ready for the date? 343 00:15:45.200 --> 00:15:48.720 Graham, Is that a good reason? No reason for you? 344 00:15:48.879 --> 00:15:51.960 It's not, as guys, we didn't know. We don't notice 345 00:15:51.960 --> 00:15:53.840 half those things that you just spent your money on. 346 00:15:54.000 --> 00:15:55.000 We don't care about that. 347 00:15:55.200 --> 00:15:57.799 You don't notice the girl's nails, No, she just got 348 00:15:57.799 --> 00:16:00.960 her eyebrows beautiful eyelashes. 349 00:16:01.000 --> 00:16:03.519 We've been over all this stuff. Guys, we don't really 350 00:16:03.600 --> 00:16:05.840 notice it in that stuff. So don't waste your money 351 00:16:05.840 --> 00:16:08.840 on us. And that doesn't mean just because you spent 352 00:16:08.960 --> 00:16:10.879 all that that we didn't spend some time and money 353 00:16:10.960 --> 00:16:11.600 getting ready. 354 00:16:11.759 --> 00:16:12.480 We don't. 355 00:16:12.759 --> 00:16:14.759 We had to do laundry for the first time in 356 00:16:14.799 --> 00:16:16.960 two weeks to find a clean pair of pants to 357 00:16:17.000 --> 00:16:19.360 wear for this, Like, think about that. 358 00:16:19.519 --> 00:16:20.600 How much did that cost you? 359 00:16:20.759 --> 00:16:23.279 We went through some struggle as well, well, the wash 360 00:16:23.320 --> 00:16:26.679 cycle now it's it's more expensive going the laundromat nowadays, 361 00:16:26.759 --> 00:16:32.320 I mean inflation, it's everything's more. Yeah, we had to 362 00:16:32.360 --> 00:16:34.320 do a few a few other things as well. I'm 363 00:16:34.360 --> 00:16:37.000 sure to get ready for the date, not much, but 364 00:16:37.279 --> 00:16:38.240 you know, we did a couple of times. 365 00:16:38.320 --> 00:16:40.080 No, I get there's a lot of preparation that goes 366 00:16:40.120 --> 00:16:42.840 into dates. I don't think that's a good reason to 367 00:16:42.879 --> 00:16:43.559 be like, I'm not. 368 00:16:43.440 --> 00:16:45.759 Going to pay for my food, especially because you mentioned 369 00:16:45.759 --> 00:16:47.840 a workout class, Like are you. 370 00:16:47.559 --> 00:16:49.600 Just going to that one workout class before the date? 371 00:16:49.639 --> 00:16:50.240 And then not? 372 00:16:50.639 --> 00:16:53.840 Right, these are things that you chose to do. Yeah, 373 00:16:53.879 --> 00:16:54.639 I think you shouldn't have. 374 00:16:54.639 --> 00:16:56.559 To pay the bill for other reasons, you know, just 375 00:16:56.639 --> 00:16:58.879 chivalry and things like that your first date. 376 00:16:58.960 --> 00:17:00.559 But it is not because it is. 377 00:17:00.600 --> 00:17:03.159 It is a bit of a ridiculous societal norm that, 378 00:17:03.320 --> 00:17:05.839 you know, guys are expected to pay the bill on 379 00:17:05.920 --> 00:17:07.960 the first date. I mean it's twenty twenty four. We 380 00:17:07.960 --> 00:17:11.200 should be past that. I still subscribe to that. 381 00:17:11.279 --> 00:17:12.240 I like that idea. 382 00:17:12.640 --> 00:17:16.559 Well, yeah, I get it, but I still couldn't let 383 00:17:17.079 --> 00:17:19.359 I could not let a woman pay or even split 384 00:17:19.440 --> 00:17:20.839 the bill on a first date. I don't know. It 385 00:17:20.839 --> 00:17:24.160 does seem ridiculous, though, but I'm fully on board with it. 386 00:17:24.240 --> 00:17:26.799 For whatever reason, you're still like courting that person. You 387 00:17:26.839 --> 00:17:28.720 want to like impress them, put your best foot forward. 388 00:17:28.759 --> 00:17:30.599 I mean, that's why it makes sense. I don't think 389 00:17:30.599 --> 00:17:31.480 it's ridiculous at all. 390 00:17:31.559 --> 00:17:33.839 Shouldn't you be trying to court me? I'm the prize. 391 00:17:33.960 --> 00:17:36.400 No, No, it's if you ask me, right. 392 00:17:36.599 --> 00:17:37.920 What if you asked me out? 393 00:17:38.279 --> 00:17:39.440 Well, then I guess you can flip it. 394 00:17:39.519 --> 00:17:42.559 Yeah, dating app meet up stuff, the lines get a 395 00:17:42.599 --> 00:17:45.319 little blurt, and I understand, like a lot of first 396 00:17:45.559 --> 00:17:48.400 dates on dating apps, it's not a sit down meal. 397 00:17:48.480 --> 00:17:50.880 It's like meat for drinks. And that's where like who 398 00:17:50.880 --> 00:17:52.839 picks up the bill gets a little more blurry to me. 399 00:17:52.960 --> 00:17:54.680 I wouldn't know. I've never been on the dating apps. 400 00:17:54.720 --> 00:17:56.880 But the stuff it's like a lot less of a 401 00:17:56.920 --> 00:17:58.640