Speaker 1: Amos. This seems like Sunday.
Speaker 2: Well it is Sunday.
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Speaker 4: time favorites AMers and Andy. Today the Kingfish and his
Speaker 4: wife's sapphire decided to take a stroll through the park
Speaker 4: and at the moment we find them walking along one
Speaker 4: of the paths, enjoying the beauties of mother.
Speaker 5: Nature aided wonderful walking in the park together a joy. Yeah, uhuh,
Speaker 5: sayt's look at that romantic young fellow over there on
Speaker 5: the bench with his girl friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you pretty are anything.
Speaker 5: Look he's got his arm around and he's kissing her John.
Speaker 5: He's just looking at that. Don't it make you wanna
Speaker 5: do the same thing?
Speaker 3: I'll say it, but if I did the fella. Love
Speaker 3: of the punch me in the nose.
Speaker 5: Jo, I'm talking about us. Oh you know you ain't
Speaker 5: never been romantic in your whole lot.
Speaker 2: Oh what is you talking about? I remember when we
Speaker 2: took our honeymoon up Niagara Fall. There was a park
Speaker 2: up there, and we had our own special bench on
Speaker 2: lover's land, but practically didn't live there.
Speaker 5: We did live there. You was too cheap to get
Speaker 5: a hotel room.
Speaker 2: Let's not argue, honey, Come on, let's get on home.
Speaker 3: My features, getting cold, the newspap in the bottom of
Speaker 3: my shoes, hopping up, the water in my feet, getting.
Speaker 2: George.
Speaker 5: You ought to complaining cause walking in the park is
Speaker 5: the only entertainment I ever get. You never have no
Speaker 5: money to do, nothing like taking me to dinner, to
Speaker 5: the movies, or nothing else.
Speaker 2: Oh there you go, harping about money again. I'm serious,
Speaker 2: All right, All right, low.
Speaker 3: Listen, honey, you really want to go out to dinner tonight?
Speaker 3: Sure don't care if that's what you want, Me and
Speaker 3: you will have dinner out tonight.
Speaker 5: Oh Josh, that's one.
Speaker 1: All up.
Speaker 2: Your sister over in Brooklyn. Tell her to expect us
Speaker 2: like I say.
Speaker 3: Henry and me and SphI had a nice day, and
Speaker 3: the Paul gets up to the time she started hollering
Speaker 3: me about the money. Married life ain't all sal and good,
Speaker 3: you know, yes, right.
Speaker 6: That's the same way at my house, Kingfish. As a
Speaker 6: matter of fact, the only man I know who's married
Speaker 6: life is at all seering is our friend Amate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. By the way, Henry, you have a
Speaker 2: news about Emerson Ruben.
Speaker 6: Oh, yes, I did, King Fish sometime in the next
Speaker 6: few weeks to expect another blessed adventure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard about that. Well, you know, Henry Sapphire
Speaker 3: really been jumping on me. I sure wish I knew
Speaker 3: that I could get some money, but you know, and.
Speaker 6: They got a very lucky financial break the other day,
Speaker 6: and luckily he's give him an old eighteen seven sept nickel.
Speaker 6: It's got a big five on the front of it
Speaker 6: with a shield on the back of it.
Speaker 3: Hmm, eighteen seventy seven nickel. I don't think I ever
Speaker 3: seed one like that.
Speaker 6: Well, it's a very rare coin. And he took it
Speaker 6: down to a dealer. He said it was worth two
Speaker 6: hundred and fifty dollars. Well, anyway, Andy's decided to keep
Speaker 6: it as ace in the hole case.
Speaker 1: He haven't need any money dollars.
Speaker 3: I'm just thinking, and he might lose that coin out
Speaker 3: of his pocket as his dear friend. Maybe I our
Speaker 3: to get it away from him and sell it who.
Speaker 2: Him being the owner.
Speaker 3: I'd give him his legitimate cut a fifty percent of
Speaker 3: the thing, you know.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, well, I don't know. It ain't gonna be
Speaker 6: easy getting away from him. And he keeps the coin
Speaker 6: in a little purse in his pants pocket.
Speaker 3: He does, uh, well, and dead kids. I gotta think
Speaker 3: of some way to get a hold of and his pants.
Speaker 6: Well, that oppened to be so hard for you, King Fish,
Speaker 6: after all that you took the shirt off his back
Speaker 6: many times. It's only a short jump to his pants.
Speaker 3: Well, the only way I can figure to get in
Speaker 3: his pants off so I can get that corners by
Speaker 3: telling him might don't open up a physical culture school
Speaker 3: and I get him to sign up for the court.
Speaker 2: Well, here's feet's clopping down the hall.
Speaker 6: Now, Oh I there, Kingfish? Uh come in and they
Speaker 6: come in say what is that sign you got on
Speaker 6: the door?
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 1: George Stevens Physical culture School.
Speaker 3: Oh didn't you know Andy Hires back of the old profession?
Speaker 6: Wait a minute, king fridge. Where did you ever learn
Speaker 6: anything about physical culture?
Speaker 2: Where did I.
Speaker 3: Learn at the famous United States Physical Culture Institute?
Speaker 1: Where's that?
Speaker 2: Oh? Muscle showls? What doing creature too?
Speaker 3: And the I just look at that picture down on
Speaker 3: the wall and one of my star pupils there.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he got quite.
Speaker 3: A psike all right in he h Well, landa one
Speaker 3: week could go that fellow walk, didn't you? He was eighty
Speaker 3: six pound Weekland, he was that skinny skinny. I give
Speaker 3: him a pair of Jim drunks. He had to hold
Speaker 3: him up with Scotch tape. He couldn't get a grip
Speaker 3: on nothing matters.
Speaker 1: Well, you you mean he was that way one week ago?
Speaker 2: That's right? And look at them muscles he got there.
Speaker 3: Now he got biceps, triceeps, full SIPs, he got steps all.
Speaker 2: Over his body.
Speaker 6: Look at it he show steps up all right. Well,
Speaker 6: I guess that physical culture stuff was all right for them.
Speaker 6: Skinny guys with a big husky fellow like me don't
Speaker 6: need none of that.
Speaker 3: Well, I wouldn't be too sure, brother. Let's see what
Speaker 3: kind of shape you in. Let me see you.
Speaker 1: Bend over there and touch your toes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I made my kneecaps.
Speaker 1: Do that come for anything?
Speaker 2: Look? Yeah, Brotherna, let's faith. In fact, the reason you can't.
Speaker 3: Touch your tools is because you is what they calls
Speaker 3: and physical culture circles A corpulent specimen were the old
Speaker 3: beest characteristics?
Speaker 1: What did that mean?
Speaker 2: A fat pig?
Speaker 1: Well, I guess I was getting on the flabber side.
Speaker 1: You think you can do anything for.
Speaker 3: Me, King Fitch, Well, I don't know. Anna, let me
Speaker 3: see what I gotta work with you. Let me get
Speaker 3: my tape measure here, take a few measurements. Yeah, see
Speaker 3: how I stack up?
Speaker 2: We can't stand still, Danna. Let me get my tape
Speaker 2: measure around you. Yeah?
Speaker 3: Mm, stomach fifty six, just thirty. It's shoulders eight ten,
Speaker 3: head six probably got a nice taper to it, Diana.
Speaker 3: You know, if you had a stem on the top
Speaker 3: of your head, you look just like an avocata, the
Speaker 3: closest thing.
Speaker 2: Out and see it to a pyramid in a long time. Man.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, why is that bad? Maybe I better get
Speaker 6: in there and take one of them courses.
Speaker 2: I'll say you better and glad to have you the pupil.
Speaker 3: Now, the main principle of physical culture is tune up
Speaker 3: the nervous system, rejuvenate the muscle tone, and show them
Speaker 3: the reflexes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well that sounds good. Now, what is the first
Speaker 6: thing I gotta do? Take off your pants?
Speaker 1: Take off my pants? Is I supposed to put on
Speaker 1: anything else?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: Usually we hand the gym pants, you know, but long
Speaker 3: underwear boys don't need them.
Speaker 2: That's it now, Now just hand me your pants here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here you is.
Speaker 3: Hey, that's quite all idea. You got there and there.
Speaker 3: Keep the breezes off your legs. You done sold your
Speaker 3: socks right to your long underwear engine. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 3: now I had it out for the first exercise. Turn
Speaker 3: around and face the wall. Okay, Now I gonna give
Speaker 3: you some eye exercises while your strengthen the muscles.
Speaker 1: Of your eyelids.
Speaker 3: And now when I count one, and once you close
Speaker 3: your eyes. Then when I said two, while you can
Speaker 3: open them again.
Speaker 6: I never knowed you had to take off your pants
Speaker 6: to do eye exercise.
Speaker 2: Right now, let's beginning. You're ready? Yeah? All right? One? Uh,
Speaker 2: there's the coin right here. Uh.
Speaker 3: Two, Well, I'll bet you few a lot better now,
Speaker 3: don't you have them?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I guess So what happens now?
Speaker 3: Well, now, we don't want to overdo it on the
Speaker 3: first day, So that'll be all of the supervised training
Speaker 3: from now on.
Speaker 2: Is what we call the free play period. I going
Speaker 2: out now.
Speaker 3: You can jump around here all you want to, Just
Speaker 3: go ahead.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but ware cake Fish, ain't you're gonna have me
Speaker 6: to do the lifting.
Speaker 2: Or you don't have to end. I don't done all
Speaker 2: the lifting. It needs to be done.
Speaker 3: Hey, Henry, what is you doing in the drug store here?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: Just dropped in for a cup of coffee, King Fish,
Speaker 1: what about you? Oh?
Speaker 3: I got to make a telephone call here in the
Speaker 3: drug store, Henry. You was right, you know, I got
Speaker 3: that nickel away from Andy and the dealer, and i'n
Speaker 3: already off him at two hundred and fifty.
Speaker 1: Dollars for I told you it was valuable.
Speaker 2: King. Oh, I'm so excited.
Speaker 3: I gonna call the dealer now, tell him to I'm
Speaker 3: gonna take his offer.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, there's the phone booth right over there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pardon me, Henry, Oh boy, this is really my
Speaker 3: lucky dead.
Speaker 2: Holding mackerel.
Speaker 3: I don't put in his nickel in the telephone.
Speaker 2: Listen to the sound.
Speaker 3: Of the terrier making that skin drill.
Speaker 7: R A carrier is a railroad man who can drill
Speaker 7: a rock like.
Speaker 2: No man can. Carriers drill.
Speaker 7: Now every morning at seven o twenty harriers the workings
Speaker 7: of the rocks. The boss comes along and he says,
Speaker 7: keep still and come down heavy on the cast and
Speaker 7: drill until the carriers drill.
Speaker 1: Carriers, well, the work all day for a little bit
Speaker 1: by tom behind your railway, until the terriers drilled, and
Speaker 1: last and plass. And the boss of the fine.
Speaker 7: Man down to the ground, and he married a lady
Speaker 7: six feet around, good brand.
Speaker 2: But you beg that is heavier the bucket of lead.
Speaker 2: So till the carriers drill. Carriers little work all day
Speaker 2: for a little bit.
Speaker 7: By tom behind me your railway, until the arriers drilled, and.
Speaker 2: Plast and plass, And fine.
Speaker 1: Man was I driving man?
Speaker 2: My gosh, you was the flame mean man. Last week
Speaker 2: a bed big class went off up there went to Jim.
Speaker 7: Yes, when the next penda came around him, cup a
Speaker 7: dollar shot was found.
Speaker 2: When the cat went.
Speaker 1: Bong, came this reply, your dup for the time you
Speaker 1: was up in the sky.
Speaker 3: All day for a little bit of bed.
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Speaker 1: And now back to Amo Samami.
Speaker 3: Surely I come down here to the barber shop to
Speaker 3: see your cross eyes in trouble. I don't put a
Speaker 3: rare nickel worth two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: In the phone booth at the drug store, and I
Speaker 1: don't know what to do.
Speaker 8: Well, what King's fix the king to do is very obvious.
Speaker 8: You gotta rush down and get the math. You gotta
Speaker 8: hurt and get a police wi. You gotta manage, you
Speaker 8: gotta take it, you get you go. That's the answer
Speaker 8: right there.
Speaker 3: What a mess to put a nickel that's worth a
Speaker 3: fortune in a telephone box. Look, shorty, I gotta figure
Speaker 3: some way to get.
Speaker 2: That nickel back. Now, try and help me. You got brands?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, guy, I can't.
Speaker 8: You know you could pile open the telephone box and
Speaker 8: not nothing get it out?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I guess that's the only.
Speaker 8: Way, because you might get get yourself in the trouble
Speaker 8: that way.
Speaker 2: Too, though. Yeah, well there's gonna be trouble. L Lah.
Speaker 2: I better not get in and uh yeah, I'll tell
Speaker 2: you what.
Speaker 3: I'll get in there as a pardon in the same Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what I'll do.
Speaker 1: I'll get into Yeah, I'll.
Speaker 3: Get in there and I'll get him to open the
Speaker 3: box hisself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was his nickel. He he he ought to
Speaker 2: help you. Yeah. See, I never would have.
Speaker 3: Put the nickel in there if I hadn't got excited
Speaker 3: and lost my head.
Speaker 8: Oh sory the way when you get excited, King, please,
Speaker 8: it's very easy to lose your head. I remember once
Speaker 8: I I was.
Speaker 1: I was at a.
Speaker 8: Party once and we was roasting my smalls and it
Speaker 8: was a cold night, and we was all snuggled up
Speaker 8: to the fireside, and all of a sudden a dalle
Speaker 8: commissioned into the rooms and she yet fire fire like that.
Speaker 8: I'm ashamed the sainting for you. Everyone in the room
Speaker 8: kept calm, ecept me. Oh, I lost my head completely.
Speaker 2: Well why did you lose your head?
Speaker 1: I I was the one that was on fire.
Speaker 2: Well, now listen and they calmed down.
Speaker 1: Will you please, amos? I as mad as a hornet.
Speaker 6: I ha done lost that rare nickel worth two hundred
Speaker 6: and fifty dollars.
Speaker 3: Well, now I think hard, And when did you last
Speaker 3: remember having the thing?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 6: I remember I had my pants pocket when I walked
Speaker 6: into Kingfisher's office this morning.
Speaker 3: Oh the Kingfie huh.
Speaker 6: He told me a physical culture course and he told
Speaker 6: me to take my pants.
Speaker 1: Off, and your pants had the nickel in the pocket.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and the Kingfish was nice enough to hold my
Speaker 6: pants for me so they wouldn't get dusty.
Speaker 1: Oh, go on going. Well.
Speaker 6: He told me to close my eyes to exercise of
Speaker 6: the lips, and one opened my eyes. He throwed my
Speaker 6: pants at me, told me to keep jumping up and
Speaker 6: down the office, and then he left. So I put
Speaker 6: on my pants and jumped up and down for a while,
Speaker 6: and then I left.
Speaker 2: And I tell you nothing to it.
Speaker 1: Can't you figure out what happened to your nickel? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: now I know what. Don't happened to that coin?
Speaker 2: Oh you do? Huh?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 6: It fell out of my forcket while I was jumping
Speaker 6: up and down.
Speaker 3: No, no, And that the Kingfish took it out of
Speaker 3: your pants while.
Speaker 2: You had your eyes shut.
Speaker 1: Oh, he wouldn't have done, he wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Uh. Uh.
Speaker 1: Way I get my hands on him, I'm gonna tear
Speaker 1: him apart.
Speaker 2: Well, you ain't gonna have to wait long here.
Speaker 3: Come down the hall now, I'm getting out here before
Speaker 3: the fireworks start.
Speaker 6: Goodbye, and it so long, Amer, I can't fish see
Speaker 6: you later. Kingfish, come in here. I'm gonna bust you
Speaker 6: right in the head.
Speaker 2: You know what and I take it? You and I
Speaker 2: take it? Is I know just what you worried both?
Speaker 1: Well, why didn't you take that five cent feet?
Speaker 2: Well, to save you money?
Speaker 3: There's a law coming out next weekend that you can't.
Speaker 2: Sell the whole coins no more.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 2: I was gonna sell it for two hundred and fifty
Speaker 2: dollars before they pass the.
Speaker 3: New law and give half the money to you. That's
Speaker 3: one hundred and twenty five dollars more than you the head.
Speaker 1: Oh well, why didn't you say that? Well? Did you
Speaker 1: sell it?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 2: Now, and that's what it goes playing to you.
Speaker 3: Now, First, all me and yousing partisan this thing. So
Speaker 3: if I get you one hundred and twenty five dollars
Speaker 3: for your half, you sign a paper to that effect,
Speaker 3: won't you?
Speaker 1: Oh? Sure?
Speaker 2: Then I got some bad news for you.
Speaker 3: What's that your nickelas in the payphone down at the
Speaker 3: drug store? Now, how soon do you think that you
Speaker 3: can pry off the phone off the wall.
Speaker 6: And get your Nickelaus? Well, I could try that off
Speaker 6: the walls. I could uh uh hold it, hold it?
Speaker 2: Hold it?
Speaker 1: A miniature?
Speaker 6: When can I do it? I is a noun and
Speaker 6: that's wrong. You want to use the proverb.
Speaker 2: You Yeah, well that's what I say. When can you
Speaker 2: do it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I guess you're right. Yeah, ain't nothing to do
Speaker 1: it there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you as the illogical one to do the job.
Speaker 3: And and you see, according to the law, you is
Speaker 3: the owner of the coin, and you got what it's
Speaker 3: called in the legal terms, prior rights. Oh yeah, so
Speaker 3: having prior rights is up to you to do the
Speaker 3: prime you see.
Speaker 2: You're right, You're right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hard they got you now now you you just
Speaker 3: or you got to do going there and get the
Speaker 3: phone off the wall, open the thing up, take your
Speaker 3: old coin out and replace it with another Nickeluse.
Speaker 6: You ain't stealing nothing to see. Yeah, well that's the
Speaker 6: way these things work. Okay, But suppose somebody catches me
Speaker 6: while I was in that phone.
Speaker 3: Booth there, Well, then there you being one of the
Speaker 3: coin joe legal right, ome up to the box there
Speaker 3: and get it back. You've got what they call legal
Speaker 3: Jewish prudence, that's what you got.
Speaker 1: Well that puts a different light on the thing.
Speaker 6: But us and Kingfish, you still gotta go with me
Speaker 6: because I don't want to wind up on this thing
Speaker 6: being no scrapegoat. Oh, you ain't gonna be no good, no, no,
Speaker 6: Well I'm working in there on the box. You got
Speaker 6: to stand outside the phone booth and keep guard, okay, and.
Speaker 3: Then look here, you run home, get a bunch of tools.
Speaker 3: Tell you what, get a get a get a hammer,
Speaker 3: and then get one of them chiseled. You get behind there,
Speaker 3: get a bunch of tools. I'll see you down the drugstol. Now,
Speaker 3: if anybody asks us, then the questions, we'll just tell
Speaker 3: them we just telephone to pay them in and the
Speaker 3: phone got a short circuit.
Speaker 6: Short circuit, Yeah, we'll tell them it come down to
Speaker 6: lengthen the thing.
Speaker 1: Hello, that got time to fix me a coke?
Speaker 2: Call him?
Speaker 10: Sure, frank shitwah, Hey what are you doing without your
Speaker 10: police uniform today?
Speaker 1: That's my day off, man.
Speaker 6: I gotta call police headquarters now and see what's cooking
Speaker 6: for tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I'll go back and use your phone.
Speaker 10: Oh there's a couple of fellows using the booth right now.
Speaker 6: Well, as soon as I finished the coke, I'll go
Speaker 6: on back and hurry him up.
Speaker 1: How is it coming in the booth there? And I'm
Speaker 1: doing all right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the stuff and a telephone right off
Speaker 3: the wall there. Uh wait a minute, and is a
Speaker 3: fellow walking over here from the soda fountain. Uh close
Speaker 3: the door and keep working men things. The private phone
Speaker 3: off the water. You know, don't worry about this fella
Speaker 3: that's coming over.
Speaker 2: I'll handle him. O doo doo doo doo. Nice day.
Speaker 6: Yeah, somebody using the phone in there?
Speaker 3: Uh yes, so ya, sir, I got a long winded
Speaker 3: friend in there that's making a couple of calls. Uh
Speaker 3: send the noise of dialing there.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: You know that friend of mine loved being there a
Speaker 3: long time. But you wanna go over the corner there,
Speaker 3: sit down and wait for him over there somewhere.
Speaker 6: No, no, I'll wait here. I was just gonna call headquarters.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so that's a nice place. Uh that's a
Speaker 2: good uh. Uh what is that?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 3: Last thing you said a uh uh.
Speaker 1: Called where headquarters?
Speaker 3: Excuse me for a protrude Muslim. H Uh you say
Speaker 3: you're calling a headquarter? Uh you talking about political headquarters
Speaker 3: Democrats and Republicans them people?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, police, Uh, police headquarters. I'm a policeman.
Speaker 6: M Uh you'll see. Uh kingfish, let me have the
Speaker 6: big hammer. I can't get this money box over. Why
Speaker 6: don't you say, stranger, Wait a minute, I see what's
Speaker 6: going on here. You two fellas are breaking into that
Speaker 6: coin box. I'll stand right where you are. Hey, doc, Doc,
Speaker 6: crawl a wagon quick, Wait a minute, Missa. You can't
Speaker 6: rest me, can't fish? Tell him much you told me?
Speaker 2: Tell him?
Speaker 6: I got juicy prudence over everything.
Speaker 4: Well, Andy's in trouble is time for sure. You know
Speaker 4: women's work, the old saying goes is never done week
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Speaker 4: back to Amos and Andy.
Speaker 6: This show is a messking face, and I'm throwing us
Speaker 6: in jail here like this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and think of the disgrest being here being arrested,
Speaker 3: and the drug store and dragged out into patrol.
Speaker 2: Wagon with all their people watching.
Speaker 3: And the worst thing was when they handcuffed our hands
Speaker 3: behind our backs.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the part I didn't like. When the wagon
Speaker 6: pulled away, I wasn't able to wave goodbye to none
Speaker 6: of my friends.
Speaker 2: Oh this is lawful man.
Speaker 3: And on top of everything else, we never did get
Speaker 3: that fire cent piece back.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well, we wouldn't be in here in the first place
Speaker 6: if you hadn't tried to jump me out of that
Speaker 6: rare nickel.
Speaker 3: Oh never mind that, now the thing is lost now anyway,
Speaker 3: the man things for us to get out of this jail.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you think they're gonna let us out?
Speaker 2: Well, sitting here a quiet like this ain't gonna help nothing.
Speaker 3: Remember the old saying Annie, the weird that squeeze the ladders,
Speaker 3: the one that gonna slap the grease on you.
Speaker 1: Know, Yeah, that's right. Hey, what you're gonna do watch
Speaker 1: me here.
Speaker 3: Hey, Jaela, Hey, Jaela, Jaeler, jailer, come here?
Speaker 2: Where is your listen?
Speaker 1: Buddy?
Speaker 9: What's the idea? You want somebody to punch you in
Speaker 9: the nose? Do I want somebody to.
Speaker 2: Punch me in the nose?
Speaker 1: Ha?
Speaker 2: Ha?
Speaker 1: No, sir?
Speaker 9: Well there, yes, by the way, noisy, there's a lawyer
Speaker 9: out here, but the name of Stonewaller wants to see you.
Speaker 1: What'd your majesty care to have him my shit in?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 9: Yes, sir, yeah, yeah, yah, So you might send the
Speaker 9: guy with the patches on his overcoat.
Speaker 1: Then this is a nice poor light jail.
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, here comes stone Wall. Now, oh stone Wall.
Speaker 3: We're sure glad you're here. Boy ah boy, I see it.
Speaker 3: I solved the housing problem.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, we glad you're here. A stone Wall. You
Speaker 6: gotta help us, you know.
Speaker 11: That, don't Why fella, you know they're all saying it
Speaker 11: said when Stonewall is Yeah, the Cline's.
Speaker 2: In the club. Oh that's good. Now look at you
Speaker 2: see stone Wall.
Speaker 3: Or they don't throw us in jail here, but we
Speaker 3: are completely innocent.
Speaker 2: Innocent.
Speaker 1: Well, now that might slow me down a little.
Speaker 2: I ain't never had a client it was innocent before.
Speaker 6: And well, listen, stone Wall, our case is coming up
Speaker 6: in the night court tonight.
Speaker 2: Don't worry.
Speaker 1: I go over there with you.
Speaker 11: You explain it to me on the way over, and
Speaker 11: when the kids come up.
Speaker 1: I'll be there fighting for your right on my toe.
Speaker 2: Oh stone War you was really a dynamic lawyer. Oh man.
Speaker 12: Yeah, George Stevens and Andrew Brown, I have just read
Speaker 12: the charges against you two men.
Speaker 10: There's a lawyer for the defense of anything to say.
Speaker 2: Hey, yes, Johanna, Yeah, I like that. I'll plea if
Speaker 2: not guilty for these two crooks. On what grounds?
Speaker 1: May I ask?
Speaker 10: These men were caught trying to break open a telephone
Speaker 10: coin box and the presence of a witness who was
Speaker 10: also a police officer for this city.
Speaker 11: Well, yes, but got unlearned the lesson. They are never
Speaker 11: gonna break over nothing.
Speaker 2: In front of a cop no more.
Speaker 6: Your honor is the arresting officer. May I say something
Speaker 6: at this point? Yes, officer, what is it your runner?
Speaker 6: When these men were arrested, they made a statement they
Speaker 6: were not trying to rob the telephone, but trying to
Speaker 6: recover a rare coin that they previously dropped in the
Speaker 6: phone by mistake now, so not.
Speaker 2: As right as Johanna.
Speaker 3: We view just gonna take that one coin out and
Speaker 3: put a nickel into place over it.
Speaker 6: Hey, your honor, we brought the tail the pony in
Speaker 6: the headquarters and check the coin box for evidence. We
Speaker 6: did find this eighteen seventy five cent piece that they
Speaker 6: spoke about.
Speaker 1: It seems that these men were telling the truth all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 10: I see, well, in view of these facts, I am
Speaker 10: going to dismiss this case.
Speaker 2: But I'm warning you too.
Speaker 10: If I either one of you ever tamper with a
Speaker 10: coin box again, it'll go pretty hard with you. I'll
Speaker 10: go on back to jail, get your clothes, and I'll
Speaker 10: have your release papers so you can get out tomorrow
Speaker 10: morning at nine o'clock.
Speaker 1: He's dismissed. Here Brown, here's a nickel. Oh, thank you allicer,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank us, to thank us.
Speaker 2: Okay, well it's doing more. Thanks for coming down with us.
Speaker 2: Oh that's all right, boy.
Speaker 11: But you know there's just one thing about this kid,
Speaker 11: much that if that cop had nope, miss big mof,
Speaker 11: I could have got you off with ninety days.
Speaker 9: All right, you two guys, jud sent over your release papers.
Speaker 9: You can go now you got all your stuff?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so yes, and you got the nickel engine.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I gotta write my pocket shair.
Speaker 2: Uh say almossa.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 2: You got a telephone we can use?
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a telephone right down there by the front door.
Speaker 6: Wait a minute, Kingfish, what do we want with a telephone?
Speaker 1: Oh listen, man, I take this piece of paper here.
Speaker 3: Now here is the name and telephone number of the
Speaker 3: dealer that'll give us two hundred and fifty dollars for
Speaker 3: the nickel you got. Now called him up Seev's there
Speaker 3: and tell him that were coming over right now, because
Speaker 3: I won't get my hair with that money, you know.
Speaker 6: But now wait a minute, yare Why is I got
Speaker 6: to give you half of this money?
Speaker 3: Because I was smart enough to make that kind of
Speaker 3: deal with you, and if you were stupid enough to
Speaker 3: let me make that kind of deal, and now smart
Speaker 3: you gotta live up to it. Now there's a telephone,
Speaker 3: the go ahead and call the man. Oh me, well yeah,
Speaker 3: I got it.
Speaker 6: Uh, oh, Kingfish, what's the matter. I don't put the
Speaker 6: rare nickel in the telephone.
Speaker 1: You don't put the rare nickel in the telephone? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: got me.
Speaker 2: So nervous.
Speaker 1: I didn't even think why.
Speaker 3: You're stupid from how in the world could you do
Speaker 3: a crazy thing like that? You heard what the judge
Speaker 3: say about tamping with your phone boxes and the brown
Speaker 3: As long as you live, I never won't have nothing
Speaker 3: to do with you again. I never want you to
Speaker 3: speak to me again. Goodbye, you big dummy.
Speaker 7: What number did you dial?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 1: Eldorado old six three five two. I'm sorry there is
Speaker 1: no such number. I know they ain't. Would you please
Speaker 1: return my nicolas?
Speaker 2: Think of food them that time?
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