WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.399 --> 00:00:02.879 Amos. This seems like Sunday. 2 00:00:02.879 --> 00:00:03.680 Well it is Sunday. 3 00:00:03.720 --> 00:00:05.719 You see, Andy, we is on the radio now every 4 00:00:05.799 --> 00:00:07.480 Sunday on CBS for Rinso. 5 00:00:07.639 --> 00:00:11.720 That's right, Renso New Renso with Solium the Scientific sunlight 6 00:00:11.880 --> 00:00:24.679 Ingredient brings you the AMers Andy Show. Yes, Sir, Lema 7 00:00:24.719 --> 00:00:27.039 Brothers Company, the makers of Rinso brings you a pull 8 00:00:27.079 --> 00:00:30.559 half hour of entertainment with Luluvin, Eddie Green, Ernestine Wayne, 9 00:00:30.600 --> 00:00:34.399 the Jubelairs, Jeff Alexander's Orchestra and Chorus, and radio's all 10 00:00:34.479 --> 00:00:48.920 time favorites AMers and Andy. Today the Kingfish and his 11 00:00:48.960 --> 00:00:51.479 wife's sapphire decided to take a stroll through the park 12 00:00:51.640 --> 00:00:53.560 and at the moment we find them walking along one 13 00:00:53.560 --> 00:00:55.640 of the paths, enjoying the beauties of mother. 14 00:00:55.560 --> 00:01:00.359 Nature aided wonderful walking in the park together a joy. Yeah, uhuh, 15 00:01:00.799 --> 00:01:02.960 sayt's look at that romantic young fellow over there on 16 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:04.439 the bench with his girl friends. 17 00:01:05.760 --> 00:01:07.439 Yeah, you pretty are anything. 18 00:01:08.000 --> 00:01:10.840 Look he's got his arm around and he's kissing her John. 19 00:01:10.879 --> 00:01:13.000 He's just looking at that. Don't it make you wanna 20 00:01:13.040 --> 00:01:13.879 do the same thing? 21 00:01:14.400 --> 00:01:16.120 I'll say it, but if I did the fella. Love 22 00:01:16.159 --> 00:01:17.120 of the punch me in the nose. 23 00:01:17.359 --> 00:01:23.280 Jo, I'm talking about us. Oh you know you ain't 24 00:01:23.280 --> 00:01:25.239 never been romantic in your whole lot. 25 00:01:25.359 --> 00:01:27.079 Oh what is you talking about? I remember when we 26 00:01:27.159 --> 00:01:29.879 took our honeymoon up Niagara Fall. There was a park 27 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:32.200 up there, and we had our own special bench on 28 00:01:32.280 --> 00:01:34.439 lover's land, but practically didn't live there. 29 00:01:34.599 --> 00:01:36.400 We did live there. You was too cheap to get 30 00:01:36.400 --> 00:01:37.239 a hotel room. 31 00:01:39.239 --> 00:01:41.079 Let's not argue, honey, Come on, let's get on home. 32 00:01:41.159 --> 00:01:43.120 My features, getting cold, the newspap in the bottom of 33 00:01:43.159 --> 00:01:46.519 my shoes, hopping up, the water in my feet, getting. 34 00:01:48.920 --> 00:01:49.280 George. 35 00:01:49.280 --> 00:01:51.359 You ought to complaining cause walking in the park is 36 00:01:51.359 --> 00:01:53.879 the only entertainment I ever get. You never have no 37 00:01:53.959 --> 00:01:56.200 money to do, nothing like taking me to dinner, to 38 00:01:56.239 --> 00:01:57.280 the movies, or nothing else. 39 00:01:57.319 --> 00:01:59.920 Oh there you go, harping about money again. I'm serious, 40 00:02:00.400 --> 00:02:01.480 All right, All right, low. 41 00:02:01.439 --> 00:02:04.079 Listen, honey, you really want to go out to dinner tonight? 42 00:02:04.319 --> 00:02:07.200 Sure don't care if that's what you want, Me and 43 00:02:07.280 --> 00:02:08.639 you will have dinner out tonight. 44 00:02:08.840 --> 00:02:10.080 Oh Josh, that's one. 45 00:02:10.280 --> 00:02:10.599 All up. 46 00:02:10.599 --> 00:02:12.599 Your sister over in Brooklyn. Tell her to expect us 47 00:02:21.159 --> 00:02:21.719 like I say. 48 00:02:21.800 --> 00:02:23.919 Henry and me and SphI had a nice day, and 49 00:02:23.960 --> 00:02:26.479 the Paul gets up to the time she started hollering 50 00:02:26.479 --> 00:02:29.719 me about the money. Married life ain't all sal and good, 51 00:02:29.840 --> 00:02:30.960 you know, yes, right. 52 00:02:30.840 --> 00:02:33.199 That's the same way at my house, Kingfish. As a 53 00:02:33.199 --> 00:02:35.280 matter of fact, the only man I know who's married 54 00:02:35.319 --> 00:02:37.400 life is at all seering is our friend Amate. 55 00:02:37.960 --> 00:02:39.639 Yeah, you're right. By the way, Henry, you have a 56 00:02:39.719 --> 00:02:40.840 news about Emerson Ruben. 57 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:43.360 Oh, yes, I did, King Fish sometime in the next 58 00:02:43.360 --> 00:02:45.520 few weeks to expect another blessed adventure. 59 00:02:45.879 --> 00:02:50.120 Yeah, I heard about that. Well, you know, Henry Sapphire 60 00:02:50.280 --> 00:02:52.879 really been jumping on me. I sure wish I knew 61 00:02:52.879 --> 00:02:55.000 that I could get some money, but you know, and. 62 00:02:54.919 --> 00:02:57.560 They got a very lucky financial break the other day, 63 00:02:57.919 --> 00:03:00.840 and luckily he's give him an old eighteen seven sept nickel. 64 00:03:01.280 --> 00:03:02.840 It's got a big five on the front of it 65 00:03:02.919 --> 00:03:04.280 with a shield on the back of it. 66 00:03:04.879 --> 00:03:07.439 Hmm, eighteen seventy seven nickel. I don't think I ever 67 00:03:07.479 --> 00:03:08.080 seed one like that. 68 00:03:08.240 --> 00:03:10.800 Well, it's a very rare coin. And he took it 69 00:03:10.840 --> 00:03:12.599 down to a dealer. He said it was worth two 70 00:03:12.639 --> 00:03:15.599 hundred and fifty dollars. Well, anyway, Andy's decided to keep 71 00:03:15.599 --> 00:03:16.840 it as ace in the hole case. 72 00:03:16.879 --> 00:03:19.599 He haven't need any money dollars. 73 00:03:21.400 --> 00:03:23.360 I'm just thinking, and he might lose that coin out 74 00:03:23.360 --> 00:03:26.039 of his pocket as his dear friend. Maybe I our 75 00:03:26.120 --> 00:03:28.879 to get it away from him and sell it who. 76 00:03:29.280 --> 00:03:30.039 Him being the owner. 77 00:03:30.039 --> 00:03:32.120 I'd give him his legitimate cut a fifty percent of 78 00:03:32.159 --> 00:03:32.719 the thing, you know. 79 00:03:32.919 --> 00:03:35.400 Yes, yes, well, I don't know. It ain't gonna be 80 00:03:35.400 --> 00:03:37.960 easy getting away from him. And he keeps the coin 81 00:03:38.000 --> 00:03:39.599 in a little purse in his pants pocket. 82 00:03:39.879 --> 00:03:42.039 He does, uh, well, and dead kids. I gotta think 83 00:03:42.080 --> 00:03:43.919 of some way to get a hold of and his pants. 84 00:03:44.400 --> 00:03:47.840 Well, that oppened to be so hard for you, King Fish, 85 00:03:48.000 --> 00:03:50.639 after all that you took the shirt off his back 86 00:03:50.680 --> 00:03:54.000 many times. It's only a short jump to his pants. 87 00:04:00.520 --> 00:04:02.759 Well, the only way I can figure to get in 88 00:04:02.840 --> 00:04:05.000 his pants off so I can get that corners by 89 00:04:05.039 --> 00:04:07.360 telling him might don't open up a physical culture school 90 00:04:08.000 --> 00:04:10.000 and I get him to sign up for the court. 91 00:04:10.879 --> 00:04:12.360 Well, here's feet's clopping down the hall. 92 00:04:12.439 --> 00:04:15.879 Now, Oh I there, Kingfish? Uh come in and they 93 00:04:15.960 --> 00:04:18.079 come in say what is that sign you got on 94 00:04:18.120 --> 00:04:18.439 the door? 95 00:04:18.519 --> 00:04:18.720 There? 96 00:04:18.839 --> 00:04:20.920 George Stevens Physical culture School. 97 00:04:21.040 --> 00:04:24.399 Oh didn't you know Andy Hires back of the old profession? 98 00:04:24.560 --> 00:04:26.839 Wait a minute, king fridge. Where did you ever learn 99 00:04:26.920 --> 00:04:28.240 anything about physical culture? 100 00:04:28.399 --> 00:04:29.000 Where did I. 101 00:04:29.000 --> 00:04:32.560 Learn at the famous United States Physical Culture Institute? 102 00:04:32.720 --> 00:04:33.279 Where's that? 103 00:04:33.560 --> 00:04:38.399 Oh? Muscle showls? What doing creature too? 104 00:04:38.439 --> 00:04:40.439 And the I just look at that picture down on 105 00:04:40.439 --> 00:04:42.079 the wall and one of my star pupils there. 106 00:04:42.519 --> 00:04:44.319 Oh yeah, he got quite. 107 00:04:44.120 --> 00:04:47.079 A psike all right in he h Well, landa one 108 00:04:47.079 --> 00:04:49.800 week could go that fellow walk, didn't you? He was eighty 109 00:04:49.879 --> 00:04:52.839 six pound Weekland, he was that skinny skinny. I give 110 00:04:52.920 --> 00:04:54.240 him a pair of Jim drunks. He had to hold 111 00:04:54.279 --> 00:04:57.040 him up with Scotch tape. He couldn't get a grip 112 00:04:57.040 --> 00:04:57.680 on nothing matters. 113 00:04:57.680 --> 00:05:00.639 Well, you you mean he was that way one week ago? 114 00:05:01.000 --> 00:05:02.879 That's right? And look at them muscles he got there. 115 00:05:02.959 --> 00:05:06.879 Now he got biceps, triceeps, full SIPs, he got steps all. 116 00:05:06.800 --> 00:05:07.279 Over his body. 117 00:05:07.360 --> 00:05:11.680 Look at it he show steps up all right. Well, 118 00:05:11.680 --> 00:05:14.079 I guess that physical culture stuff was all right for them. 119 00:05:14.120 --> 00:05:16.600 Skinny guys with a big husky fellow like me don't 120 00:05:16.639 --> 00:05:17.160 need none of that. 121 00:05:17.360 --> 00:05:19.399 Well, I wouldn't be too sure, brother. Let's see what 122 00:05:19.480 --> 00:05:21.160 kind of shape you in. Let me see you. 123 00:05:21.040 --> 00:05:22.839 Bend over there and touch your toes. 124 00:05:23.040 --> 00:05:32.720 Yeah, well, I made my kneecaps. 125 00:05:34.639 --> 00:05:35.639 Do that come for anything? 126 00:05:35.720 --> 00:05:38.879 Look? Yeah, Brotherna, let's faith. In fact, the reason you can't. 127 00:05:38.600 --> 00:05:40.720 Touch your tools is because you is what they calls 128 00:05:40.759 --> 00:05:44.319 and physical culture circles A corpulent specimen were the old 129 00:05:44.360 --> 00:05:45.480 beest characteristics? 130 00:05:46.040 --> 00:05:46.759 What did that mean? 131 00:05:47.199 --> 00:05:48.000 A fat pig? 132 00:05:50.680 --> 00:05:53.319 Well, I guess I was getting on the flabber side. 133 00:05:53.720 --> 00:05:54.920 You think you can do anything for. 134 00:05:54.879 --> 00:05:57.399 Me, King Fitch, Well, I don't know. Anna, let me 135 00:05:57.480 --> 00:05:59.399 see what I gotta work with you. Let me get 136 00:05:59.399 --> 00:06:02.439 my tape measure here, take a few measurements. Yeah, see 137 00:06:02.439 --> 00:06:03.199 how I stack up? 138 00:06:03.360 --> 00:06:05.199 We can't stand still, Danna. Let me get my tape 139 00:06:05.240 --> 00:06:06.199 measure around you. Yeah? 140 00:06:06.600 --> 00:06:12.920 Mm, stomach fifty six, just thirty. It's shoulders eight ten, 141 00:06:14.639 --> 00:06:20.920 head six probably got a nice taper to it, Diana. 142 00:06:22.519 --> 00:06:24.160 You know, if you had a stem on the top 143 00:06:24.160 --> 00:06:29.199 of your head, you look just like an avocata, the 144 00:06:29.240 --> 00:06:29.879 closest thing. 145 00:06:29.800 --> 00:06:32.040 Out and see it to a pyramid in a long time. Man. 146 00:06:32.480 --> 00:06:35.120 Yeah, well, why is that bad? Maybe I better get 147 00:06:35.560 --> 00:06:36.720 in there and take one of them courses. 148 00:06:36.839 --> 00:06:39.199 I'll say you better and glad to have you the pupil. 149 00:06:39.240 --> 00:06:42.160 Now, the main principle of physical culture is tune up 150 00:06:42.199 --> 00:06:45.560 the nervous system, rejuvenate the muscle tone, and show them 151 00:06:45.600 --> 00:06:46.240 the reflexes. 152 00:06:46.319 --> 00:06:48.360 Yeah, well that sounds good. Now, what is the first 153 00:06:48.399 --> 00:06:50.279 thing I gotta do? Take off your pants? 154 00:06:53.000 --> 00:06:55.879 Take off my pants? Is I supposed to put on 155 00:06:55.920 --> 00:06:56.480 anything else? 156 00:06:56.680 --> 00:06:56.879 Well? 157 00:06:57.040 --> 00:07:00.279 Usually we hand the gym pants, you know, but long 158 00:07:00.360 --> 00:07:01.560 underwear boys don't need them. 159 00:07:03.600 --> 00:07:05.759 That's it now, Now just hand me your pants here. 160 00:07:05.879 --> 00:07:06.720 Yeah, here you is. 161 00:07:07.240 --> 00:07:09.079 Hey, that's quite all idea. You got there and there. 162 00:07:09.800 --> 00:07:11.639 Keep the breezes off your legs. You done sold your 163 00:07:11.720 --> 00:07:16.040 socks right to your long underwear engine. Yeah, all right, 164 00:07:16.079 --> 00:07:18.160 now I had it out for the first exercise. Turn 165 00:07:18.199 --> 00:07:20.639 around and face the wall. Okay, Now I gonna give 166 00:07:20.680 --> 00:07:23.319 you some eye exercises while your strengthen the muscles. 167 00:07:22.920 --> 00:07:23.720 Of your eyelids. 168 00:07:24.160 --> 00:07:26.160 And now when I count one, and once you close 169 00:07:26.160 --> 00:07:28.279 your eyes. Then when I said two, while you can 170 00:07:28.279 --> 00:07:28.920 open them again. 171 00:07:29.759 --> 00:07:31.519 I never knowed you had to take off your pants 172 00:07:31.560 --> 00:07:32.560 to do eye exercise. 173 00:07:34.360 --> 00:07:39.720 Right now, let's beginning. You're ready? Yeah? All right? One? Uh, 174 00:07:40.000 --> 00:07:41.720 there's the coin right here. Uh. 175 00:07:41.759 --> 00:07:44.439 Two, Well, I'll bet you few a lot better now, 176 00:07:44.480 --> 00:07:45.519 don't you have them? 177 00:07:45.680 --> 00:07:47.600 Yeah? I guess So what happens now? 178 00:07:47.720 --> 00:07:49.160 Well, now, we don't want to overdo it on the 179 00:07:49.199 --> 00:07:51.319 first day, So that'll be all of the supervised training 180 00:07:52.680 --> 00:07:53.160 from now on. 181 00:07:53.399 --> 00:07:55.720 Is what we call the free play period. I going 182 00:07:55.759 --> 00:07:56.079 out now. 183 00:07:56.079 --> 00:07:57.480 You can jump around here all you want to, Just 184 00:07:57.480 --> 00:07:57.879 go ahead. 185 00:07:57.920 --> 00:07:59.759 Yeah, but ware cake Fish, ain't you're gonna have me 186 00:07:59.759 --> 00:08:00.839 to do the lifting. 187 00:08:00.839 --> 00:08:02.240 Or you don't have to end. I don't done all 188 00:08:02.279 --> 00:08:06.560 the lifting. It needs to be done. 189 00:08:13.040 --> 00:08:15.120 Hey, Henry, what is you doing in the drug store here? 190 00:08:15.199 --> 00:08:15.399 Why? 191 00:08:15.600 --> 00:08:17.600 Just dropped in for a cup of coffee, King Fish, 192 00:08:17.639 --> 00:08:18.680 what about you? Oh? 193 00:08:18.720 --> 00:08:20.360 I got to make a telephone call here in the 194 00:08:20.439 --> 00:08:22.920 drug store, Henry. You was right, you know, I got 195 00:08:22.920 --> 00:08:25.199 that nickel away from Andy and the dealer, and i'n 196 00:08:25.240 --> 00:08:26.959 already off him at two hundred and fifty. 197 00:08:26.759 --> 00:08:28.560 Dollars for I told you it was valuable. 198 00:08:28.600 --> 00:08:29.839 King. Oh, I'm so excited. 199 00:08:30.000 --> 00:08:32.080 I gonna call the dealer now, tell him to I'm 200 00:08:32.080 --> 00:08:32.919 gonna take his offer. 201 00:08:33.039 --> 00:08:35.159 Yes, well, there's the phone booth right over there. 202 00:08:35.240 --> 00:08:37.960 Yeah, pardon me, Henry, Oh boy, this is really my 203 00:08:38.039 --> 00:08:38.799 lucky dead. 204 00:08:42.360 --> 00:08:43.279 Holding mackerel. 205 00:08:43.279 --> 00:08:53.200 I don't put in his nickel in the telephone. 206 00:08:55.279 --> 00:08:56.559 Listen to the sound. 207 00:08:56.279 --> 00:08:59.279 Of the terrier making that skin drill. 208 00:08:59.159 --> 00:09:07.279 R A carrier is a railroad man who can drill 209 00:09:07.320 --> 00:09:08.039 a rock like. 210 00:09:08.159 --> 00:09:11.840 No man can. Carriers drill. 211 00:09:12.440 --> 00:09:16.759 Now every morning at seven o twenty harriers the workings 212 00:09:16.759 --> 00:09:18.960 of the rocks. The boss comes along and he says, 213 00:09:19.039 --> 00:09:21.639 keep still and come down heavy on the cast and 214 00:09:21.720 --> 00:09:24.960 drill until the carriers drill. 215 00:09:25.360 --> 00:09:28.799 Carriers, well, the work all day for a little bit 216 00:09:28.960 --> 00:09:34.000 by tom behind your railway, until the terriers drilled, and 217 00:09:34.240 --> 00:09:37.879 last and plass. And the boss of the fine. 218 00:09:37.559 --> 00:09:40.039 Man down to the ground, and he married a lady 219 00:09:40.240 --> 00:09:43.399 six feet around, good brand. 220 00:09:43.480 --> 00:09:45.759 But you beg that is heavier the bucket of lead. 221 00:09:45.840 --> 00:09:51.720 So till the carriers drill. Carriers little work all day 222 00:09:51.759 --> 00:09:52.720 for a little bit. 223 00:09:52.679 --> 00:09:57.759 By tom behind me your railway, until the arriers drilled, and. 224 00:09:57.919 --> 00:09:59.759 Plast and plass, And fine. 225 00:10:01.799 --> 00:10:03.559 Man was I driving man? 226 00:10:03.720 --> 00:10:06.639 My gosh, you was the flame mean man. Last week 227 00:10:06.879 --> 00:10:10.480 a bed big class went off up there went to Jim. 228 00:10:17.559 --> 00:10:21.399 Yes, when the next penda came around him, cup a 229 00:10:21.519 --> 00:10:22.879 dollar shot was found. 230 00:10:22.919 --> 00:10:23.840 When the cat went. 231 00:10:23.840 --> 00:10:26.559 Bong, came this reply, your dup for the time you 232 00:10:26.720 --> 00:10:29.000 was up in the sky. 233 00:10:30.639 --> 00:10:35.440 All day for a little bit of bed. 234 00:10:34.840 --> 00:10:59.879 You know, people say to me you're a quiet, unexcitable fellow, 235 00:11:00.159 --> 00:11:03.440 and I'm inclined to agree. I'll say this about myself, though, 236 00:11:03.480 --> 00:11:08.120 when it comes to rinso, nobody possibly could be more enthusiastic. 237 00:11:07.480 --> 00:11:08.399 Than I am. 238 00:11:08.639 --> 00:11:11.639 That new Rinso with solium does the most amazing thing 239 00:11:11.679 --> 00:11:14.519 I ever heard of. Why, even on rainy days, even 240 00:11:14.519 --> 00:11:18.519 if clothes must be dried indoors, Rinso with solium puts 241 00:11:18.519 --> 00:11:20.039 sunshine in your wash. 242 00:11:20.039 --> 00:11:20.720 That's a fact. 243 00:11:21.200 --> 00:11:24.360 White clothes turn out not just whiter, but whiter than new, 244 00:11:24.840 --> 00:11:27.919 and washable color is not just brighter, but actually brighter 245 00:11:27.960 --> 00:11:31.200 than brand new. My wife is just as enthusiastic as 246 00:11:31.240 --> 00:11:34.440 I am, because she sees those wonderful things happen in 247 00:11:34.559 --> 00:11:38.440 every rinso wash. New Rinso, the rinso you get at 248 00:11:38.440 --> 00:11:43.559 the store today contains the scientific sunlight ingredient solium. Rinso 249 00:11:43.720 --> 00:11:46.360 is so safe for clothes and so easy on hands. 250 00:11:46.759 --> 00:11:49.360 My wife wouldn't think of using any soap except Rinso, 251 00:11:49.919 --> 00:11:51.879 And once you've tried it, I think you. 252 00:11:51.879 --> 00:11:52.679 Will say so too. 253 00:11:53.360 --> 00:11:56.559 Today more women use Rinso than any other wash day 254 00:11:56.600 --> 00:12:01.279 soap in the world. Only new Rinso contains sold him. 255 00:12:01.440 --> 00:12:03.159 And now back to Amo Samami. 256 00:12:15.000 --> 00:12:16.720 Surely I come down here to the barber shop to 257 00:12:16.720 --> 00:12:18.519 see your cross eyes in trouble. I don't put a 258 00:12:18.600 --> 00:12:20.320 rare nickel worth two hundred and fifty dollars. 259 00:12:20.159 --> 00:12:21.919 In the phone booth at the drug store, and I 260 00:12:21.919 --> 00:12:22.679 don't know what to do. 261 00:12:22.799 --> 00:12:25.799 Well, what King's fix the king to do is very obvious. 262 00:12:26.120 --> 00:12:27.879 You gotta rush down and get the math. You gotta 263 00:12:27.919 --> 00:12:29.960 hurt and get a police wi. You gotta manage, you 264 00:12:30.039 --> 00:12:33.279 gotta take it, you get you go. That's the answer 265 00:12:33.360 --> 00:12:33.720 right there. 266 00:12:37.679 --> 00:12:39.720 What a mess to put a nickel that's worth a 267 00:12:39.799 --> 00:12:42.600 fortune in a telephone box. Look, shorty, I gotta figure 268 00:12:42.679 --> 00:12:43.399 some way to get. 269 00:12:43.240 --> 00:12:45.639 That nickel back. Now, try and help me. You got brands? 270 00:12:45.879 --> 00:12:49.200 Oh yeah, guy, I can't. 271 00:12:49.440 --> 00:12:51.720 You know you could pile open the telephone box and 272 00:12:51.799 --> 00:12:52.639 not nothing get it out? 273 00:12:53.279 --> 00:12:55.879 Yeah yeah, I guess that's the only. 274 00:12:55.720 --> 00:12:58.039 Way, because you might get get yourself in the trouble 275 00:12:58.080 --> 00:12:58.519 that way. 276 00:12:58.440 --> 00:13:01.799 Too, though. Yeah, well there's gonna be trouble. L Lah. 277 00:13:01.879 --> 00:13:04.519 I better not get in and uh yeah, I'll tell 278 00:13:04.559 --> 00:13:04.759 you what. 279 00:13:04.799 --> 00:13:07.000 I'll get in there as a pardon in the same Yeah, 280 00:13:07.039 --> 00:13:07.600 that's what I'll do. 281 00:13:07.639 --> 00:13:08.960 I'll get into Yeah, I'll. 282 00:13:08.840 --> 00:13:10.240 Get in there and I'll get him to open the 283 00:13:10.279 --> 00:13:10.960 box hisself. 284 00:13:11.039 --> 00:13:12.960 Yeah, it was his nickel. He he he ought to 285 00:13:13.000 --> 00:13:16.080 help you. Yeah. See, I never would have. 286 00:13:16.039 --> 00:13:18.120 Put the nickel in there if I hadn't got excited 287 00:13:18.120 --> 00:13:18.840 and lost my head. 288 00:13:18.879 --> 00:13:21.399 Oh sory the way when you get excited, King, please, 289 00:13:21.480 --> 00:13:24.240 it's very easy to lose your head. I remember once 290 00:13:24.320 --> 00:13:25.360 I I was. 291 00:13:25.159 --> 00:13:25.960 I was at a. 292 00:13:25.879 --> 00:13:28.639 Party once and we was roasting my smalls and it 293 00:13:28.679 --> 00:13:30.480 was a cold night, and we was all snuggled up 294 00:13:30.480 --> 00:13:32.639 to the fireside, and all of a sudden a dalle 295 00:13:32.720 --> 00:13:36.559 commissioned into the rooms and she yet fire fire like that. 296 00:13:37.840 --> 00:13:40.039 I'm ashamed the sainting for you. Everyone in the room 297 00:13:40.120 --> 00:13:43.519 kept calm, ecept me. Oh, I lost my head completely. 298 00:13:44.320 --> 00:13:45.480 Well why did you lose your head? 299 00:13:45.600 --> 00:13:48.240 I I was the one that was on fire. 300 00:13:59.200 --> 00:14:00.879 Well, now listen and they calmed down. 301 00:14:00.919 --> 00:14:03.240 Will you please, amos? I as mad as a hornet. 302 00:14:03.279 --> 00:14:05.159 I ha done lost that rare nickel worth two hundred 303 00:14:05.159 --> 00:14:05.720 and fifty dollars. 304 00:14:05.759 --> 00:14:08.039 Well, now I think hard, And when did you last 305 00:14:08.080 --> 00:14:09.080 remember having the thing? 306 00:14:09.320 --> 00:14:09.559 Well? 307 00:14:10.399 --> 00:14:12.559 I remember I had my pants pocket when I walked 308 00:14:12.559 --> 00:14:14.120 into Kingfisher's office this morning. 309 00:14:14.519 --> 00:14:17.720 Oh the Kingfie huh. 310 00:14:17.840 --> 00:14:20.759 He told me a physical culture course and he told 311 00:14:20.799 --> 00:14:22.000 me to take my pants. 312 00:14:21.679 --> 00:14:25.159 Off, and your pants had the nickel in the pocket. 313 00:14:25.440 --> 00:14:28.000 Yeah, and the Kingfish was nice enough to hold my 314 00:14:28.039 --> 00:14:29.840 pants for me so they wouldn't get dusty. 315 00:14:30.200 --> 00:14:32.879 Oh, go on going. Well. 316 00:14:32.919 --> 00:14:35.279 He told me to close my eyes to exercise of 317 00:14:35.279 --> 00:14:37.960 the lips, and one opened my eyes. He throwed my 318 00:14:38.000 --> 00:14:39.799 pants at me, told me to keep jumping up and 319 00:14:39.840 --> 00:14:42.600 down the office, and then he left. So I put 320 00:14:42.639 --> 00:14:44.919 on my pants and jumped up and down for a while, 321 00:14:45.039 --> 00:14:45.960 and then I left. 322 00:14:47.360 --> 00:14:49.559 And I tell you nothing to it. 323 00:14:50.200 --> 00:14:56.000 Can't you figure out what happened to your nickel? Oh? Yeah, 324 00:14:56.200 --> 00:14:58.000 now I know what. Don't happened to that coin? 325 00:14:58.080 --> 00:14:59.039 Oh you do? Huh? 326 00:14:59.120 --> 00:14:59.320 Yeah? 327 00:14:59.320 --> 00:15:01.039 It fell out of my forcket while I was jumping 328 00:15:01.120 --> 00:15:01.519 up and down. 329 00:15:03.559 --> 00:15:05.519 No, no, And that the Kingfish took it out of 330 00:15:05.519 --> 00:15:06.360 your pants while. 331 00:15:06.159 --> 00:15:07.080 You had your eyes shut. 332 00:15:07.279 --> 00:15:09.279 Oh, he wouldn't have done, he wouldn't. 333 00:15:09.399 --> 00:15:10.039 Uh. Uh. 334 00:15:11.159 --> 00:15:13.240 Way I get my hands on him, I'm gonna tear 335 00:15:13.320 --> 00:15:13.759 him apart. 336 00:15:14.120 --> 00:15:15.639 Well, you ain't gonna have to wait long here. 337 00:15:15.759 --> 00:15:17.720 Come down the hall now, I'm getting out here before 338 00:15:17.720 --> 00:15:18.559 the fireworks start. 339 00:15:18.639 --> 00:15:21.399 Goodbye, and it so long, Amer, I can't fish see 340 00:15:21.399 --> 00:15:24.000 you later. Kingfish, come in here. I'm gonna bust you 341 00:15:24.080 --> 00:15:24.559 right in the head. 342 00:15:24.600 --> 00:15:25.919 You know what and I take it? You and I 343 00:15:26.000 --> 00:15:27.679 take it? Is I know just what you worried both? 344 00:15:27.720 --> 00:15:29.639 Well, why didn't you take that five cent feet? 345 00:15:29.639 --> 00:15:31.320 Well, to save you money? 346 00:15:32.000 --> 00:15:35.080 There's a law coming out next weekend that you can't. 347 00:15:34.799 --> 00:15:36.120 Sell the whole coins no more. 348 00:15:36.279 --> 00:15:36.399 So. 349 00:15:36.480 --> 00:15:38.440 I was gonna sell it for two hundred and fifty 350 00:15:38.440 --> 00:15:39.480 dollars before they pass the. 351 00:15:39.399 --> 00:15:41.840 New law and give half the money to you. That's 352 00:15:41.840 --> 00:15:43.679 one hundred and twenty five dollars more than you the head. 353 00:15:44.200 --> 00:15:47.279 Oh well, why didn't you say that? Well? Did you 354 00:15:47.320 --> 00:15:47.679 sell it? 355 00:15:48.559 --> 00:15:48.759 Well? 356 00:15:48.799 --> 00:15:50.320 Now, and that's what it goes playing to you. 357 00:15:50.360 --> 00:15:52.759 Now, First, all me and yousing partisan this thing. So 358 00:15:53.120 --> 00:15:54.639 if I get you one hundred and twenty five dollars 359 00:15:54.679 --> 00:15:56.759 for your half, you sign a paper to that effect, 360 00:15:56.759 --> 00:15:57.159 won't you? 361 00:15:57.200 --> 00:15:57.799 Oh? Sure? 362 00:15:58.360 --> 00:16:00.000 Then I got some bad news for you. 363 00:16:00.639 --> 00:16:03.320 What's that your nickelas in the payphone down at the 364 00:16:03.360 --> 00:16:05.759 drug store? Now, how soon do you think that you 365 00:16:05.799 --> 00:16:08.159 can pry off the phone off the wall. 366 00:16:08.240 --> 00:16:10.399 And get your Nickelaus? Well, I could try that off 367 00:16:10.399 --> 00:16:13.639 the walls. I could uh uh hold it, hold it? 368 00:16:13.759 --> 00:16:14.080 Hold it? 369 00:16:14.159 --> 00:16:14.759 A miniature? 370 00:16:15.840 --> 00:16:19.679 When can I do it? I is a noun and 371 00:16:19.799 --> 00:16:23.679 that's wrong. You want to use the proverb. 372 00:16:23.399 --> 00:16:31.440 You Yeah, well that's what I say. When can you 373 00:16:31.519 --> 00:16:31.840 do it? 374 00:16:35.039 --> 00:16:39.559 Yeah? I guess you're right. Yeah, ain't nothing to do 375 00:16:39.600 --> 00:16:39.960 it there. 376 00:16:40.039 --> 00:16:42.879 Yeah, you as the illogical one to do the job. 377 00:16:42.960 --> 00:16:45.480 And and you see, according to the law, you is 378 00:16:45.519 --> 00:16:48.000 the owner of the coin, and you got what it's 379 00:16:48.080 --> 00:16:51.919 called in the legal terms, prior rights. Oh yeah, so 380 00:16:52.039 --> 00:16:54.120 having prior rights is up to you to do the 381 00:16:54.159 --> 00:16:55.679 prime you see. 382 00:16:54.840 --> 00:16:57.639 You're right, You're right. 383 00:16:57.759 --> 00:17:00.960 Yeah, hard they got you now now you you just 384 00:17:01.600 --> 00:17:03.200 or you got to do going there and get the 385 00:17:03.200 --> 00:17:05.240 phone off the wall, open the thing up, take your 386 00:17:05.240 --> 00:17:07.960 old coin out and replace it with another Nickeluse. 387 00:17:07.680 --> 00:17:10.319 You ain't stealing nothing to see. Yeah, well that's the 388 00:17:10.319 --> 00:17:13.480 way these things work. Okay, But suppose somebody catches me 389 00:17:13.519 --> 00:17:15.279 while I was in that phone. 390 00:17:14.759 --> 00:17:16.960 Booth there, Well, then there you being one of the 391 00:17:16.960 --> 00:17:19.279 coin joe legal right, ome up to the box there 392 00:17:19.279 --> 00:17:21.720 and get it back. You've got what they call legal 393 00:17:22.279 --> 00:17:23.720 Jewish prudence, that's what you got. 394 00:17:25.200 --> 00:17:26.799 Well that puts a different light on the thing. 395 00:17:27.240 --> 00:17:29.319 But us and Kingfish, you still gotta go with me 396 00:17:29.680 --> 00:17:31.200 because I don't want to wind up on this thing 397 00:17:31.279 --> 00:17:34.000 being no scrapegoat. Oh, you ain't gonna be no good, no, no, 398 00:17:34.400 --> 00:17:36.079 Well I'm working in there on the box. You got 399 00:17:36.079 --> 00:17:38.400 to stand outside the phone booth and keep guard, okay, and. 400 00:17:38.359 --> 00:17:40.359 Then look here, you run home, get a bunch of tools. 401 00:17:40.480 --> 00:17:42.319