WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.800 --> 00:00:05.480 That is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The 2 00:00:05.599 --> 00:00:10.640 Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday, 3 00:00:10.679 --> 00:00:14.119 I hope you were gonna have a wonderful, wonderful Christmas 4 00:00:14.480 --> 00:00:17.280 with your family, and yes, Hanika, Chris and all that 5 00:00:17.359 --> 00:00:20.160 other stuff. And this hour I don't even know what's coming. 6 00:00:20.199 --> 00:00:22.679 I'm supposed to tease a bunch of stuff. I have 7 00:00:22.679 --> 00:00:24.920 no idea where we're gonna go. Someone wants to go 8 00:00:24.960 --> 00:00:28.879 to Normandy during his daughter's invasion. That sounds like sweet, Well, 9 00:00:28.920 --> 00:00:31.480 it sounds like sweet, sounds like fun. That sounds sweet. 10 00:00:31.760 --> 00:00:34.960 Someone else wants to argue about where the burger toppings go, 11 00:00:35.359 --> 00:00:38.960 World domination. More talk about Congress. I have no idea 12 00:00:39.000 --> 00:00:40.520 what we're gonna do or when we're gonna do it. 13 00:00:40.560 --> 00:00:42.679 What do you just say we begin here? It's that? 14 00:00:42.840 --> 00:00:44.759 Or listen to Joe Biden at the inauguration. 15 00:00:45.159 --> 00:00:48.200 Of course, I am only president I ever avoid an inauguration. 16 00:00:48.320 --> 00:00:53.439 Was the guy who's about to be inaugurated. He sounds 17 00:00:53.479 --> 00:00:56.240 like he's doing well. Jesse. My daughter's getting married in 18 00:00:56.399 --> 00:01:03.000 France next June. Oh that reminds me, so I know 19 00:01:05.159 --> 00:01:07.840 you're not shocked, but I stick my foot in my 20 00:01:07.920 --> 00:01:11.760 mouth from time to time by saying rude things. It's 21 00:01:11.840 --> 00:01:13.560 just the first thing that comes to my mind and 22 00:01:13.560 --> 00:01:16.599 and oftentimes is not the most polite thing to say 23 00:01:16.760 --> 00:01:20.920 in a setting. Bob and I were in Florida this 24 00:01:20.959 --> 00:01:22.840 is last summer. Actually, I think the whole family was there, 25 00:01:22.879 --> 00:01:24.640 if I remember right. Yeah, it was all four of us. 26 00:01:24.640 --> 00:01:26.879 We were in Florida. It was just a few days. 27 00:01:26.879 --> 00:01:28.599 We were down there, just a couple of days on 28 00:01:28.640 --> 00:01:31.079 the beach, and we ended up on one of those 29 00:01:31.159 --> 00:01:33.840 shuttle buses. It had a shuttle bus that took you 30 00:01:33.959 --> 00:01:37.719 from the beach back to the hotel. Again, the ones 31 00:01:37.760 --> 00:01:39.560 that are right on the beach are too expensive. If 32 00:01:39.599 --> 00:01:42.239 you get a hotel right off the beach, it'll get 33 00:01:42.280 --> 00:01:44.680 you a shuttle take you back and forth. Shut up, Chris. 34 00:01:45.120 --> 00:01:48.000 So we hop on this shuttle and we're heading back 35 00:01:48.760 --> 00:01:51.280 and these two old ladies were there and we were 36 00:01:51.319 --> 00:01:54.319 talking to him, just gabbing about things, and the ladies 37 00:01:55.159 --> 00:01:57.799 one of them brought up that her daughter got buried 38 00:01:57.799 --> 00:02:00.200 in France. And of course, ab is so polite. Oh 39 00:02:00.319 --> 00:02:04.000 that's so nice, it sounds great. And the lady said, yeah, 40 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:10.240 she married a Frenchman and we'd been on the beach 41 00:02:10.319 --> 00:02:13.719 for a while. Okay, it was hot, so I was dehydrated, 42 00:02:14.240 --> 00:02:17.719 so I wasn't probably in top shape. But as soon 43 00:02:17.759 --> 00:02:20.840 as the grandma said she married a Frenchman, I said 44 00:02:21.240 --> 00:02:27.199 why Aubrey was mortified. She reaches over and slapped me 45 00:02:27.240 --> 00:02:30.280 on the shoulder. JESSI and the lady was the best though, 46 00:02:30.319 --> 00:02:32.319 She's like, oh no, no no. I asked her the 47 00:02:32.360 --> 00:02:36.479 same question. Anyway, back to the email, Jessie, my daughter 48 00:02:36.560 --> 00:02:39.439 was getting married in France next June. My wife has 49 00:02:39.479 --> 00:02:43.280 already secured the plane tickets. Chalet stay, oh chalais sounds 50 00:02:43.360 --> 00:02:47.039 very nice. After the wedding, we are planning to go 51 00:02:47.080 --> 00:02:50.879 to Normandy. I've never been overseas, but relished the opportunity 52 00:02:50.919 --> 00:02:54.120 to visit Omaha Beach, maybe point to Hawk and respect 53 00:02:54.199 --> 00:02:58.199 what happened there. It seems an irony that I'm there 54 00:02:58.199 --> 00:03:01.400 for her wedding first in my inch to visit World 55 00:03:01.479 --> 00:03:03.400 War two history? Am I selfish? 56 00:03:03.479 --> 00:03:03.560 No? 57 00:03:03.719 --> 00:03:09.280 Listen, it's not selfish about it. Money doesn't grow on trees, 58 00:03:10.080 --> 00:03:14.919 and opportunities to do cool things and see cool things 59 00:03:15.280 --> 00:03:20.080 they don't come along often for all of us. I 60 00:03:20.080 --> 00:03:22.080 I have been, you know how I joked about it, 61 00:03:22.120 --> 00:03:25.439 how I've been to Europe twice. Both those times were 62 00:03:25.439 --> 00:03:27.919 in the last three or four years. I'm forty three 63 00:03:28.000 --> 00:03:30.759 years old. I've lived forty years. I had never been 64 00:03:30.800 --> 00:03:34.400 to Europe. Most people will never visit Europe. And it's 65 00:03:34.400 --> 00:03:37.039 not fine. It's not like you have to go. But 66 00:03:38.400 --> 00:03:41.199 it's a very rare opportunity for me. It's something I'd 67 00:03:41.240 --> 00:03:45.199 never done. And so when we go, I realize, you know, 68 00:03:45.280 --> 00:03:48.360 everyone wants to do different things. The boys are gonna 69 00:03:48.360 --> 00:03:50.240 want to do a bunch of active stuff. Hey, is 70 00:03:50.280 --> 00:03:52.560 there a place where we can fight a bull or something? Right, 71 00:03:52.599 --> 00:03:55.400 it's the boys, and ab is gonna want to go, 72 00:03:55.479 --> 00:03:57.879 and hey, can I buy a dress or something like that. 73 00:03:57.960 --> 00:04:02.919 I realized that I want to see history, and there's 74 00:04:02.960 --> 00:04:06.919 nothing selfish about it. It's not easy to get there. 75 00:04:06.960 --> 00:04:09.960 It's clear across the freaking ocean. It costs a fortune. 76 00:04:10.960 --> 00:04:14.879 So if I'm in Paris, uh, yeah, okay, we can 77 00:04:14.919 --> 00:04:17.560 eat some croissants and stuff like that. That's fine. I 78 00:04:17.600 --> 00:04:20.879 can't stop by Paris every weekend. I may never go 79 00:04:20.920 --> 00:04:24.079 to Paris again. You may never see Paris. It meant 80 00:04:24.160 --> 00:04:25.560 that one time we were there, we were there for 81 00:04:25.800 --> 00:04:28.279 three days. It may be the only time I ever 82 00:04:28.319 --> 00:04:32.160 walked the streets of Paris. I want to see something historical. 83 00:04:32.360 --> 00:04:34.519 I want to see something that's to do with Napoleon. 84 00:04:34.720 --> 00:04:38.040 I want to see swords and cannons, and I want 85 00:04:38.040 --> 00:04:41.399 to see history. There's nothing selfish about it at all. 86 00:04:41.439 --> 00:04:43.319 If I've got to spend that kind of money and 87 00:04:43.360 --> 00:04:45.879 fly clear across the ocean, I don't care what it's for. 88 00:04:46.079 --> 00:04:49.360 I'm doing some history doc. The wife and I've been 89 00:04:49.360 --> 00:04:52.000 fighting about something for a while, and I need your input. 90 00:04:52.920 --> 00:04:58.720 My wife makes her burgers and salads upside down. Bottom bun, 91 00:04:58.920 --> 00:05:03.079 gets the condiments, the cheese. Okay, so it's bottom bun, 92 00:05:03.240 --> 00:05:08.560 then condiments, then cheese, then patty, then top bun. She says, 93 00:05:08.560 --> 00:05:11.759 it's so the toppings don't fall off. I can't get 94 00:05:11.800 --> 00:05:14.879 behind this, and I only want it the traditional way. 95 00:05:15.360 --> 00:05:17.519 Salads the same thing I have to dig around the 96 00:05:17.560 --> 00:05:20.839 bottom to see if there's dressing is toppings. Is her 97 00:05:20.920 --> 00:05:26.399 way acceptable? Okay, it's time to think outside of the 98 00:05:26.439 --> 00:05:28.759 box here before we get back to maybe some other 99 00:05:29.079 --> 00:05:33.199 politics and important things. Let's think outside the box here first. 100 00:05:33.199 --> 00:05:36.040 When it comes to burgers, is her way acceptable? Her 101 00:05:36.079 --> 00:05:43.319 way is partially acceptable. She's half genius half dumb. Dumb. 102 00:05:43.759 --> 00:05:46.160 Don't put it to her that way. She's half genius 103 00:05:46.600 --> 00:05:52.279 half crazy. Condiments. Remember, I don't do veggies and things 104 00:05:52.360 --> 00:05:55.560 like that, but if you have to add onions, they 105 00:05:55.560 --> 00:05:58.439 can absolutely go on the bottom. Your tongue is what 106 00:05:58.480 --> 00:06:01.839 you taste things with. Why not have the condiment hit 107 00:06:01.959 --> 00:06:04.639 your tongue first. If you want to put mayo on there, 108 00:06:04.720 --> 00:06:07.160 or ketchup on there, or mustard or whatever you put 109 00:06:07.199 --> 00:06:10.439 on there, totally acceptable to put that on the bottom. 110 00:06:10.600 --> 00:06:16.120 In fact, I like doing it that way. The cheese, however, 111 00:06:17.360 --> 00:06:20.319 the cheese can never, ever, ever, ever ever go on 112 00:06:20.360 --> 00:06:23.800 the bottom for any reason unless you've cooked the burger 113 00:06:23.879 --> 00:06:27.079 the opposite way and then flip the cheese onto the bottom, 114 00:06:27.319 --> 00:06:31.680 because the cheese must be melted on there. But I'm 115 00:06:31.720 --> 00:06:34.759 totally fine with her stuff going on the bottom of 116 00:06:34.800 --> 00:06:37.279 the bun. In fact, I'll tell you something. Here's a 117 00:06:37.279 --> 00:06:40.040 little tidbit just from burger Jesse. Yeah, I know a 118 00:06:40.040 --> 00:06:43.560 bit about burgers. If you make a burger at home, 119 00:06:44.519 --> 00:06:47.040 I don't put anything on the world famous Jesse Kelly burgers. 120 00:06:47.040 --> 00:06:49.279 But if you put like the ketchup or the mayo 121 00:06:49.439 --> 00:06:52.560 or something on the opposite side of the cheese. The 122 00:06:52.680 --> 00:06:55.759 burger will be less slick. You allow the cheese to 123 00:06:55.920 --> 00:06:59.199 bind directly to the bun instead of getting on there 124 00:06:59.199 --> 00:07:02.600 with that. That's slippery Mayo. What Chris, that's the sound 125 00:07:02.639 --> 00:07:04.839 Mayo can make if the cheese and mayo get together, 126 00:07:05.120 --> 00:07:07.439 and then soon the burger slipping right out in the 127 00:07:07.480 --> 00:07:09.199 back of the bun. Now you got a mess in 128 00:07:09.240 --> 00:07:11.920 your pants, and your wife's yelling at you. Oh my gosh, 129 00:07:11.920 --> 00:07:15.160 you just stay in those jeans again. So I support 130 00:07:15.160 --> 00:07:17.639 her on that. Salads I wouldn't know because I don't 131 00:07:17.720 --> 00:07:20.920 eat salads. But as I've told you many times, people 132 00:07:21.000 --> 00:07:25.040 make nachos at home all wrong too. The cheese. You know, 133 00:07:25.120 --> 00:07:26.800 you go to the party and they've got the nacho 134 00:07:26.920 --> 00:07:28.839 bar set up. The cheese should be on the bottom, 135 00:07:28.920 --> 00:07:31.120 not the top. The cheese is not what you put 136 00:07:31.160 --> 00:07:34.160 on at the end. You put the cheese on the bottom. 137 00:07:34.600 --> 00:07:36.800 Then you throw in your chips and your meats and 138 00:07:36.839 --> 00:07:40.639 your different things like that. That allows you a handle 139 00:07:40.839 --> 00:07:44.800 on a dry chip at all times, also giving you 140 00:07:45.279 --> 00:07:51.079 maximum control over how much cheese goes on each chip. Absolutely, Jesse, 141 00:07:51.160 --> 00:07:54.160 I'm an extremely frustrated Californian. Do you have a huge, 142 00:07:54.240 --> 00:07:58.560 beautiful state. It's controlled by filthy Marxists, and the Republican 143 00:07:58.600 --> 00:08:02.240 presence here is almost no one. The number one problem 144 00:08:02.279 --> 00:08:05.480 is the Church refuses to speak out. Forty four million 145 00:08:05.519 --> 00:08:08.120 Americans didn't bother to vote in the last elections and 146 00:08:08.160 --> 00:08:11.040 call themselves Christians. I'm gonna rip the little hair I 147 00:08:11.079 --> 00:08:13.800 have left out of my head, Jesse. It's trying to 148 00:08:13.920 --> 00:08:20.720 tax us to death and they're being indoctrinated. Okay, in 149 00:08:20.759 --> 00:08:25.079 California one, you have the most Republicans of any state 150 00:08:25.120 --> 00:08:28.319 in the Union, but you don't have enough to hold 151 00:08:28.399 --> 00:08:32.279 state wide power. I can't speak for where California is 152 00:08:32.320 --> 00:08:36.039 gonna go. We only know where it's been. But I 153 00:08:36.120 --> 00:08:42.279 know this California is paradise. I adore it there. I 154 00:08:42.399 --> 00:08:44.360 was obviously stationed there, even though I was in the 155 00:08:44.360 --> 00:08:47.759 worst part of the freaking place, Northern California, Southern California. 156 00:08:47.799 --> 00:08:50.159 I've been all over. I've lived there, so many friends there. 157 00:08:50.159 --> 00:08:51.840 I still go out there all the time, so I 158 00:08:51.840 --> 00:08:55.960 always have to for work. It's paradise. The weather's perfect, 159 00:08:56.279 --> 00:09:01.759 everything's out there. But they are they are overcharging for 160 00:09:01.879 --> 00:09:05.120 paradise now because the Commies have had it so long, 161 00:09:05.200 --> 00:09:08.919 the regulations, the taxes, the costs, I mean just the 162 00:09:08.960 --> 00:09:14.320 taxes on gas alone. So choosing to live in California 163 00:09:14.399 --> 00:09:19.080 now it's a choice everyone has to make, but you 164 00:09:19.159 --> 00:09:22.879 are accepting things with that. If you choose to live there, 165 00:09:23.759 --> 00:09:26.320 you are going to have in some ways a lower 166 00:09:26.360 --> 00:09:29.759 standard of living. In some ways, you won't have as 167 00:09:29.759 --> 00:09:31.960 many rights as I have. I live in Texas. My 168 00:09:32.039 --> 00:09:34.679 weather can't compare to yours, but your rights can't compare 169 00:09:34.679 --> 00:09:38.320 to mine. I have levels of government in my state 170 00:09:38.399 --> 00:09:41.519 that will offer me some protection. You probably don't have 171 00:09:41.679 --> 00:09:44.840 many of those in California, depending on where you live. 172 00:09:44.840 --> 00:09:47.039 I said, probably because there are some very red counties 173 00:09:47.039 --> 00:09:49.399 in California that are very sane, and they do a 174 00:09:49.480 --> 00:09:51.759 very good job. You know, Orange County does it right, 175 00:09:51.799 --> 00:09:54.919 even though they're going further blue too. I don't know 176 00:09:54.960 --> 00:10:00.360 what to tell you except that's part of living in California. 177 00:10:00.440 --> 00:10:03.080 If you want to live where it's seventy five degrees 178 00:10:03.200 --> 00:10:05.759 all day long, and in and out burger on every 179 00:10:05.799 --> 00:10:10.120 single corner, beautiful women, great job opportunities if you want. 180 00:10:10.200 --> 00:10:13.879 If you want that part of California, then you're getting 181 00:10:13.879 --> 00:10:18.159 the tyranny with it. It is the Jesse Kelly Show 182 00:10:18.360 --> 00:10:22.600 on a Friday and ask doctor Jesse Friday, do not forget. 183 00:10:22.639 --> 00:10:27.039 You can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. 184 00:10:27.559 --> 00:10:30.039 You can leave us a voicemail eight seven seven three 185 00:10:30.159 --> 00:10:32.159 seven seven four three seven three. 186 00:10:32.159 --> 00:10:34.600 Hey, Jesse, Me and my wife have been waiting with 187 00:10:34.799 --> 00:10:38.000 Bayton's breath to hear what the hell happens to the rat. 188 00:10:39.200 --> 00:10:44.639 Okay, here's a rat update. As you know, I claimed 189 00:10:44.720 --> 00:10:49.120 my first death. I didn't clean him out right away. 190 00:10:49.600 --> 00:10:52.399 I left him there as a message to the others, 191 00:10:52.480 --> 00:10:55.080 just like I told you I was going to. You 192 00:10:55.200 --> 00:10:59.399 have to show these animals whose boss. That's how Craven 193 00:10:59.600 --> 00:11:04.600 Kelly does things. I have been hesitant to come on 194 00:11:04.679 --> 00:11:06.600 the air because I don't want to talk myself up 195 00:11:06.679 --> 00:11:13.200 and brag. As of right now, the rat penetration into 196 00:11:13.240 --> 00:11:17.480 the pantry has stopped. We haven't seen any more of that. 197 00:11:18.200 --> 00:11:23.080 As of right now, the rat noises at night have stopped. 198 00:11:24.320 --> 00:11:27.759 This is what happens when you get a professional hunter 199 00:11:27.879 --> 00:11:32.519 trapper like me into your home. That is the update 200 00:11:32.600 --> 00:11:35.320 as of now. I didn't come on here and have 201 00:11:35.399 --> 00:11:37.200 not come on here and said the rats have been 202 00:11:37.200 --> 00:11:41.879 defeated yet, because they're filthy, dirty rats, and they might 203 00:11:41.960 --> 00:11:45.200 just be laying in wait. Maybe they're hiding right now, 204 00:11:45.320 --> 00:11:48.200 just like Democrats. They're kind of hiding, afraid to come out. 205 00:11:48.240 --> 00:11:51.440 But maybe they're going to emerge again to take all 206 00:11:51.480 --> 00:11:54.240 of my stuff, just like Democrats do. That's what the 207 00:11:54.320 --> 00:11:57.679 rats may do. I don't know. Maybe they think I'm 208 00:11:57.720 --> 00:12:00.320 traveling for Christmas. They'd be wrong about that. I'll be 209 00:12:00.399 --> 00:12:03.960 right there. Rats to kill you should your little ugly 210 00:12:04.080 --> 00:12:08.279 head stick itself out again. I don't know that the 211 00:12:08.399 --> 00:12:13.279 rats are defeated. They may be defeated. They're on the run. 212 00:12:13.279 --> 00:12:17.240 But look, it's just like it's very similar to Vietnam 213 00:12:17.559 --> 00:12:21.120 where you were you chase one of these gorillas, one 214 00:12:21.159 --> 00:12:23.600 of these vietcom gorillas, because they just shot at you 215 00:12:23.639 --> 00:12:26.879 into the jungle, and then you go in and he disappeared, 216 00:12:26.879 --> 00:12:28.799 and you look around and look around and look around, 217 00:12:28.799 --> 00:12:32.000 and you can't find him. So he's not shooting you anymore, 218 00:12:32.120 --> 00:12:35.080 shooting at you anymore, and that's a good thing. But 219 00:12:35.159 --> 00:12:37.799 he may just be hiding in a little spider hole, 220 00:12:37.919 --> 00:12:40.200 ready to pop his head out again when he feels 221 00:12:40.279 --> 00:12:43.759 like he can do so safely. That might be what 222 00:12:43.879 --> 00:12:47.639 Craven that's me is currently dealing with in the house. 223 00:12:48.240 --> 00:12:50.399 I don't know. I'll give you an update when I 224 00:12:50.440 --> 00:12:53.799 get an update. Hello, Jesse, commander of the airwaves. Kelly, 225 00:12:54.159 --> 00:12:56.799 let's talk desserts. If you were going out to eat 226 00:12:56.840 --> 00:13:00.000 and only wanted a dessert, what would the Kelly belly be? Crazy? 227 00:13:00.440 --> 00:13:05.519 Could be craving. I'm a baked Alaska man, myself says. 228 00:13:05.559 --> 00:13:08.759 His name, her name is Jojo whatever, all right? 229 00:13:09.600 --> 00:13:10.200 My go to? 230 00:13:11.080 --> 00:13:14.399 First of all, there's no better go to than gooey 231 00:13:14.399 --> 00:13:17.960 butter cake. If you've ever had gouey buttercake. You know, 232 00:13:18.679 --> 00:13:21.480 everybody listening in the South right now just nodded their head. 233 00:13:21.840 --> 00:13:24.840 Everybody in the north, in the West, they're looking at 234 00:13:24.840 --> 00:13:27.639 the radio saying, what is gooey butter cake? All you 235 00:13:27.759 --> 00:13:30.279 need to know is if it's on the restaurant menu, 236 00:13:30.799 --> 00:13:33.120 you order it and you will thank me. I'm a 237 00:13:33.200 --> 00:13:34.480 key line pie guy. 238 00:13:35.519 --> 00:13:36.159 I'm a. 239 00:13:37.639 --> 00:13:40.799 I'll tell you what my real go to is. If 240 00:13:40.840 --> 00:13:44.200 there is some sort of a hot cookie that is 241 00:13:44.279 --> 00:13:47.480 served with ice cream on it, why don't you turn 242 00:13:47.559 --> 00:13:49.600 your nose up at that? Chris? What is wrong with you? 243 00:13:49.840 --> 00:13:53.919 It's I know it's soggy. It's partially soggy. That's the 244 00:13:53.919 --> 00:13:56.879 beauty of it. A little sog, a little crunch, a 245 00:13:56.879 --> 00:13:59.879 little cory. A cookie and thank you Corey, thank you God. 246 00:14:00.480 --> 00:14:04.240 A hot cookie with ice cream melting on it. That's 247 00:14:04.320 --> 00:14:08.720 probably my top tier. That's probably top tier. Also, pudding. 248 00:14:09.200 --> 00:14:11.080 You don't see a lot of pudding anymore. I feel 249 00:14:11.080 --> 00:14:14.080 like tapioca pudding and puddings they used to be bigger. 250 00:14:14.240 --> 00:14:16.000 I also feel like I'm tired of what these people 251 00:14:16.000 --> 00:14:16.799 are doing with our money. 252 00:14:16.879 --> 00:14:19.600 Earlier this week, as you all saw, the US International 253 00:14:19.679 --> 00:14:24.759 Development Finance Corporation announce a one billion dollar financial initiative 254 00:14:24.960 --> 00:14:30.159 to support conservation of the Ecuadorian Amazon. This is a 255 00:14:30.200 --> 00:14:32.840 result of the President's recent trip to the Amazon and 256 00:14:32.919 --> 00:14:37.080 a continuation of the administration's effort to support innovative ways 257 00:14:37.080 --> 00:14:41.360 to address climate change through sustainable growth and development without 258 00:14:41.440 --> 00:14:44.559 burdening countries facing financial constraints. 259 00:14:45.000 --> 00:14:48.159 There are still people in Appalashia living intents and freezing 260 00:14:48.399 --> 00:14:51.159 in the winter time. We're sending a billion dollars to 261 00:14:51.240 --> 00:14:54.519 Ecuador because of climate change. These are the worst people 262 00:14:54.639 --> 00:14:57.279 in the world. They're also the dumbest people in the world. 263 00:14:57.480 --> 00:14:59.679 Here's somebody at the Pentagon with a lot of ribbons 264 00:14:59.720 --> 00:15:00.639 and metal on his chest. 265 00:15:00.759 --> 00:15:03.440 You know, we have been briefing you regularly that they 266 00:15:03.480 --> 00:15:07.480 are approximately nine hundred US troops deployed to Syria. In 267 00:15:07.559 --> 00:15:11.080 light of the situation in Syria and a significant interest. 268 00:15:11.600 --> 00:15:16.080 We recently learned that those numbers were higher and so 269 00:15:16.799 --> 00:15:20.120 asked to look into it. I learned today that, in fact, 270 00:15:20.200 --> 00:15:25.960 there are approximately two thousand US troops in Syria. 271 00:15:26.159 --> 00:15:30.279 What did you just say. We thought there was nine 272 00:15:30.320 --> 00:15:34.360 hundred troops, and there's been so much interest in Syria, 273 00:15:34.480 --> 00:15:38.519 we started looking into it and whoa, there's two thousand 274 00:15:38.559 --> 00:15:42.639 of them, says the guy who's in charge of knowing 275 00:15:42.639 --> 00:15:45.639 how many troops are supposed to be in Syria. It 276 00:15:45.679 --> 00:15:49.879 is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and asked 277 00:15:49.919 --> 00:15:52.399 Doctor Jesse Friday, if you miss any part of the show. 278 00:15:52.440 --> 00:15:54.919 If you miss me while I'm gone, you can download 279 00:15:54.960 --> 00:15:59.679 the podcast iHeart Spotify iTunes. Back to the questions, because 280 00:15:59.679 --> 00:16:01.840 they are coming in and there's a lot of. 281 00:16:01.759 --> 00:16:07.279 Them, Doctor Jesse, Ultimate Fighting Jack Hampster Trainer, the first 282 00:16:07.559 --> 00:16:11.399 Merry Christmas Brother. This is your half frozen Margarita Compadre 283 00:16:11.600 --> 00:16:12.879 Cameron from Virginia Beach. 284 00:16:13.080 --> 00:16:15.679 Based on the. 285 00:16:15.120 --> 00:16:18.919 Guidance and wisdom of the magi that gave three gifts 286 00:16:18.960 --> 00:16:22.120 to our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, wanted to ask you, 287 00:16:22.200 --> 00:16:26.080 what are your top three Christmas movies in your top 288 00:16:26.200 --> 00:16:29.840 three Christmas cookie flavors? Hope you all of the boys 289 00:16:29.960 --> 00:16:31.799 and Fred, of course, have a great. 290 00:16:31.679 --> 00:16:35.559 Christmas freaking dog. Everybody even wishes Merry Christmas to the 291 00:16:35.600 --> 00:16:36.279 stupid dog. 292 00:16:36.799 --> 00:16:37.159 All right. 293 00:16:38.360 --> 00:16:42.279 First of all, Christmas cookies are garbage. All right, There's 294 00:16:42.320 --> 00:16:44.759 no such thing as a great Christmas cookie. I know 295 00:16:44.919 --> 00:16:47.159 women love it. Oh look, but I put the green 296 00:16:47.320 --> 00:16:50.000 sugar on there. It sucks. Just make chocolate chip cookies, 297 00:16:50.720 --> 00:16:54.960 or make oatmeal raisin cookies, or maybe even a snicker doodle. 298 00:16:55.120 --> 00:16:57.159 I don't mind a snicker doodle every now and then, 299 00:16:57.200 --> 00:17:00.200 But the idea that the Christmas cookie is in any 300 00:17:00.240 --> 00:17:02.879 way superior to other cookies is a lie. That's one 301 00:17:03.159 --> 00:17:06.599 two as far as Christmas movies go. It's kind of 302 00:17:06.640 --> 00:17:09.359 an old argument, but I guess it does depend on 303 00:17:09.519 --> 00:17:13.319 whether or not you consider die Hard a Christmas movie. 304 00:17:13.359 --> 00:17:15.799 I bring this up because ob finally got her way 305 00:17:15.839 --> 00:17:17.759 the other day. I'm gonna watch a Christmas movie as 306 00:17:17.799 --> 00:17:20.279 a family. You know how women are and the boys, 307 00:17:20.279 --> 00:17:22.559 and I said, great, how about die Hard? And you 308 00:17:22.599 --> 00:17:25.799 could tell she was so deflated. She's just like, fine, Okay, fine, 309 00:17:25.880 --> 00:17:29.680 that's fine. So we did in our house. Die Hard 310 00:17:29.759 --> 00:17:32.640 is one. But let's let's eliminate that for now. One. 311 00:17:32.720 --> 00:17:35.759 I was thinking about this. Remember that Frosty the Snowman 312 00:17:35.960 --> 00:17:39.680 cartoon movie. Everyone has watched that movie? Was that not 313 00:17:39.799 --> 00:17:43.000 a little heavy for kids? I look back on it now, 314 00:17:43.279 --> 00:17:46.039 it was so traumatizing. They just straight up melted him 315 00:17:46.079 --> 00:17:48.519 in the end. And the end, you're cheering for Frosty 316 00:17:48.599 --> 00:17:51.240 and Frosty's doing all these magical things, and then he's 317 00:17:51.279 --> 00:17:53.799 a freaking puddle on the ground. I don't know that 318 00:17:53.799 --> 00:17:58.079 that was necessary. But Rudolph, that Rudolph the Nose reindeer 319 00:17:58.160 --> 00:18:00.920 one where they had the claymation kind of characters. Did 320 00:18:01.000 --> 00:18:03.440 you just turn your nose up? In an American classic? 321 00:18:03.519 --> 00:18:10.119 Chris what? Chris City doesn't care about it? Oh Christmas, 322 00:18:10.559 --> 00:18:13.519 Chris said, a Christmas story, that, of course is gonna 323 00:18:13.519 --> 00:18:15.079 be my next one. I was gonna name a Christmas 324 00:18:15.119 --> 00:18:18.160 story The Red Rider be begun in a Christmas vacation 325 00:18:18.400 --> 00:18:23.039 Chevy Chase. A Christmas vacation. A Christmas vacation is in 326 00:18:23.079 --> 00:18:25.359 the top ten. It's not even in the top five. Chris, 327 00:18:25.400 --> 00:18:28.680 it's not it's funny. It's it's not. It's not that 328 00:18:28.920 --> 00:18:31.920 funny anymore. It's not that funny. You know what? Third 329 00:18:32.000 --> 00:18:36.960 number three is elf? ELF's quality for a Christmas movie. 330 00:18:37.240 --> 00:18:40.000 Elf is quality. It is I forgot the other thing 331 00:18:40.039 --> 00:18:41.960 that I asked, so it must not have been important. 332 00:18:42.079 --> 00:18:43.759 How in the world did you find a coat you 333 00:18:43.839 --> 00:18:48.359 had to return that was too big? A right, I'm 334 00:18:48.359 --> 00:18:52.160 about to tell you about my problems and then we're 335 00:18:52.160 --> 00:18:54.160 gonna get back to politics. Someone wants to know about 336 00:18:54.160 --> 00:18:56.559 shrinking the federal government. But I'm gonna do what you 337 00:18:56.599 --> 00:18:59.039 should really never do, really rarely do in life, and 338 00:18:59.079 --> 00:19:01.200 that's just tell other people about your problems, because for 339 00:19:01.279 --> 00:19:04.559 the most part, nobody cares. I know what you're sitting 340 00:19:04.559 --> 00:19:08.039 there thinking, Jesse, with that beautiful portrait behind you. Where 341 00:19:08.079 --> 00:19:11.519 your royalty. It's even cemented into my mind that you're 342 00:19:11.519 --> 00:19:14.519 more royalty. You must have access to everything you want. 343 00:19:15.200 --> 00:19:18.559 But no, you see, being a six foot eight adonnis 344 00:19:18.599 --> 00:19:23.400 like I am, means that you are extremely limited in 345 00:19:23.519 --> 00:19:26.880 some ways. Flying you've heard me complain about this before. 346 00:19:27.680 --> 00:19:31.400 I have to fly first class. I have to fly 347 00:19:31.480 --> 00:19:35.920 first class in first class seats cost double what economy 348 00:19:35.960 --> 00:19:40.039 size seats double. I have to pay double everywhere I 349 00:19:40.079 --> 00:19:44.480 go because I don't physically fit in the normal seats 350 00:19:44.559 --> 00:19:46.759 in the back. I have to try to. I can't 351 00:19:46.759 --> 00:19:49.160 bank on getting an emergency exit row, so I have 352 00:19:49.200 --> 00:19:51.720 to fly first class. This bothers me. I do not 353 00:19:51.839 --> 00:19:56.920 want to have to fly first class. Pants and shoes. 354 00:19:57.839 --> 00:20:00.839 I can't just walk into JC Penny and grab a 355 00:20:00.880 --> 00:20:04.000 pair of jeans off the shelf. All my jeans have 356 00:20:04.079 --> 00:20:07.119 to be ordered because the store is not going to 357 00:20:07.200 --> 00:20:11.519 stock jeans that fit my end scene. They're just not 358 00:20:11.640 --> 00:20:13.440 going to I'd be the only one who ever walked 359 00:20:13.440 --> 00:20:15.200 in and bought them. I don't blame the stores. I'm 360 00:20:15.240 --> 00:20:16.720 not mad at it. It would be done for them 361 00:20:16.720 --> 00:20:19.039 to stock it. So I can't just pop in them 362 00:20:19.079 --> 00:20:21.480 all and go grab a pair of jeans. I have 363 00:20:21.519 --> 00:20:24.400 to now order jeans, and it's more expensive. Now I 364 00:20:24.400 --> 00:20:27.960 have to pay shipping, which bothers me a great deal. Shoes, 365 00:20:28.319 --> 00:20:32.440 I have big feet. I have big feet. I can't 366 00:20:32.480 --> 00:20:34.960 just walk in any shoe store and say give me 367 00:20:35.000 --> 00:20:41.119 those sneakers. Oftentimes they won't have my size and shirts 368 00:20:42.799 --> 00:20:47.519 they're my body type is not normal. To be tall 369 00:20:48.160 --> 00:20:53.000 and slim is not normal. So in stores they have 370 00:20:53.079 --> 00:20:56.559 what small, medium, large, extra large, and double extra large. 371 00:20:58.079 --> 00:21:01.160 If you get an extra large. If I an extra large, 372 00:21:02.200 --> 00:21:05.839 which I have to for length reasons, anything else turns 373 00:21:05.839 --> 00:21:08.200 into a belly shirt when the first time my wife 374 00:21:08.200 --> 00:21:11.480 does laundry, and no one wants to see that. But 375 00:21:11.559 --> 00:21:14.119 if I get an extra large, it will be long enough, 376 00:21:14.839 --> 00:21:17.559 but it will look like I'm wearing a garbage bag. 377 00:21:18.480 --> 00:21:23.160 When I order an extra large coat or extra large shirt, 378 00:21:23.480 --> 00:21:26.640 it looks like a garbage bag. When I order a large, 379 00:21:27.119 --> 00:21:30.400 it's slim enough, but it's not long enough. In the 380 00:21:30.519 --> 00:21:33.319 sleeves will be halfway up to my elbow. I can't 381 00:21:33.319 --> 00:21:35.839 do it. And if I order a double XL, well, 382 00:21:35.920 --> 00:21:38.519 the same thing, xcel double xcel, it looks like I 383 00:21:38.599 --> 00:21:41.920 just rated Whoopy Goldberg's closet. It doesn't look like it's 384 00:21:41.960 --> 00:21:46.119 made for me at all. So when you order from 385 00:21:46.160 --> 00:21:49.279 someplace online, which that's what we generally try to do 386 00:21:49.359 --> 00:21:51.680 to save some money, you wait till there's a cyber Monday. 387 00:21:51.759 --> 00:21:54.720 Here deal here, something on Gubex or something like that. 388 00:21:56.119 --> 00:21:58.519 You get an extra large, you show up the shirt. 389 00:21:58.599 --> 00:22:01.519 The coat showed up like they all do. I put 390 00:22:01.559 --> 00:22:03.960 it on. The sleeves were the right length, but you 391 00:22:04.000 --> 00:22:06.200 could have fit two of me and the torso of 392 00:22:06.200 --> 00:22:08.640 the shirt. It wasn't good, Jesse. What happens if Trump 393 00:22:08.720 --> 00:22:12.559 makes significant efforts to try to shrink the size and 394 00:22:12.680 --> 00:22:16.319 power of the federal government but fails to achieve any 395 00:22:16.359 --> 00:22:19.759 of that in his four years, what message will those 396 00:22:19.799 --> 00:22:22.440 who see themselves as kings and queens send to the 397 00:22:22.480 --> 00:22:28.400 American people afterwards? Well, I believe, based on what I've 398 00:22:28.440 --> 00:22:32.119 seen so far, that Donald Trump is going to accomplish 399 00:22:32.200 --> 00:22:35.759 a lot in his first four years. I also believe, 400 00:22:36.400 --> 00:22:39.480 from what I've seen so far that Donald Trump is 401 00:22:39.519 --> 00:22:42.119