Speaker 1: That is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday,
Speaker 1: I hope you were gonna have a wonderful, wonderful Christmas
Speaker 1: with your family, and yes, Hanika, Chris and all that
Speaker 1: other stuff. And this hour I don't even know what's coming.
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to tease a bunch of stuff. I have
Speaker 1: no idea where we're gonna go. Someone wants to go
Speaker 1: to Normandy during his daughter's invasion. That sounds like sweet, Well,
Speaker 1: it sounds like sweet, sounds like fun. That sounds sweet.
Speaker 1: Someone else wants to argue about where the burger toppings go,
Speaker 1: World domination. More talk about Congress. I have no idea
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do or when we're gonna do it.
Speaker 1: What do you just say we begin here? It's that?
Speaker 1: Or listen to Joe Biden at the inauguration.
Speaker 2: Of course, I am only president I ever avoid an inauguration.
Speaker 1: Was the guy who's about to be inaugurated. He sounds
Speaker 1: like he's doing well. Jesse. My daughter's getting married in
Speaker 1: France next June. Oh that reminds me, so I know
Speaker 1: you're not shocked, but I stick my foot in my
Speaker 1: mouth from time to time by saying rude things. It's
Speaker 1: just the first thing that comes to my mind and
Speaker 1: and oftentimes is not the most polite thing to say
Speaker 1: in a setting. Bob and I were in Florida this
Speaker 1: is last summer. Actually, I think the whole family was there,
Speaker 1: if I remember right. Yeah, it was all four of us.
Speaker 1: We were in Florida. It was just a few days.
Speaker 1: We were down there, just a couple of days on
Speaker 1: the beach, and we ended up on one of those
Speaker 1: shuttle buses. It had a shuttle bus that took you
Speaker 1: from the beach back to the hotel. Again, the ones
Speaker 1: that are right on the beach are too expensive. If
Speaker 1: you get a hotel right off the beach, it'll get
Speaker 1: you a shuttle take you back and forth. Shut up, Chris.
Speaker 1: So we hop on this shuttle and we're heading back
Speaker 1: and these two old ladies were there and we were
Speaker 1: talking to him, just gabbing about things, and the ladies
Speaker 1: one of them brought up that her daughter got buried
Speaker 1: in France. And of course, ab is so polite. Oh
Speaker 1: that's so nice, it sounds great. And the lady said, yeah,
Speaker 1: she married a Frenchman and we'd been on the beach
Speaker 1: for a while. Okay, it was hot, so I was dehydrated,
Speaker 1: so I wasn't probably in top shape. But as soon
Speaker 1: as the grandma said she married a Frenchman, I said
Speaker 1: why Aubrey was mortified. She reaches over and slapped me
Speaker 1: on the shoulder. JESSI and the lady was the best though,
Speaker 1: She's like, oh no, no no. I asked her the
Speaker 1: same question. Anyway, back to the email, Jessie, my daughter
Speaker 1: was getting married in France next June. My wife has
Speaker 1: already secured the plane tickets. Chalet stay, oh chalais sounds
Speaker 1: very nice. After the wedding, we are planning to go
Speaker 1: to Normandy. I've never been overseas, but relished the opportunity
Speaker 1: to visit Omaha Beach, maybe point to Hawk and respect
Speaker 1: what happened there. It seems an irony that I'm there
Speaker 1: for her wedding first in my inch to visit World
Speaker 1: War two history? Am I selfish?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Listen, it's not selfish about it. Money doesn't grow on trees,
Speaker 1: and opportunities to do cool things and see cool things
Speaker 1: they don't come along often for all of us. I
Speaker 1: I have been, you know how I joked about it,
Speaker 1: how I've been to Europe twice. Both those times were
Speaker 1: in the last three or four years. I'm forty three
Speaker 1: years old. I've lived forty years. I had never been
Speaker 1: to Europe. Most people will never visit Europe. And it's
Speaker 1: not fine. It's not like you have to go. But
Speaker 1: it's a very rare opportunity for me. It's something I'd
Speaker 1: never done. And so when we go, I realize, you know,
Speaker 1: everyone wants to do different things. The boys are gonna
Speaker 1: want to do a bunch of active stuff. Hey, is
Speaker 1: there a place where we can fight a bull or something? Right,
Speaker 1: it's the boys, and ab is gonna want to go,
Speaker 1: and hey, can I buy a dress or something like that.
Speaker 1: I realized that I want to see history, and there's
Speaker 1: nothing selfish about it. It's not easy to get there.
Speaker 1: It's clear across the freaking ocean. It costs a fortune.
Speaker 1: So if I'm in Paris, uh, yeah, okay, we can
Speaker 1: eat some croissants and stuff like that. That's fine. I
Speaker 1: can't stop by Paris every weekend. I may never go
Speaker 1: to Paris again. You may never see Paris. It meant
Speaker 1: that one time we were there, we were there for
Speaker 1: three days. It may be the only time I ever
Speaker 1: walked the streets of Paris. I want to see something historical.
Speaker 1: I want to see something that's to do with Napoleon.
Speaker 1: I want to see swords and cannons, and I want
Speaker 1: to see history. There's nothing selfish about it at all.
Speaker 1: If I've got to spend that kind of money and
Speaker 1: fly clear across the ocean, I don't care what it's for.
Speaker 1: I'm doing some history doc. The wife and I've been
Speaker 1: fighting about something for a while, and I need your input.
Speaker 1: My wife makes her burgers and salads upside down. Bottom bun,
Speaker 1: gets the condiments, the cheese. Okay, so it's bottom bun,
Speaker 1: then condiments, then cheese, then patty, then top bun. She says,
Speaker 1: it's so the toppings don't fall off. I can't get
Speaker 1: behind this, and I only want it the traditional way.
Speaker 1: Salads the same thing I have to dig around the
Speaker 1: bottom to see if there's dressing is toppings. Is her
Speaker 1: way acceptable? Okay, it's time to think outside of the
Speaker 1: box here before we get back to maybe some other
Speaker 1: politics and important things. Let's think outside the box here first.
Speaker 1: When it comes to burgers, is her way acceptable? Her
Speaker 1: way is partially acceptable. She's half genius half dumb. Dumb.
Speaker 1: Don't put it to her that way. She's half genius
Speaker 1: half crazy. Condiments. Remember, I don't do veggies and things
Speaker 1: like that, but if you have to add onions, they
Speaker 1: can absolutely go on the bottom. Your tongue is what
Speaker 1: you taste things with. Why not have the condiment hit
Speaker 1: your tongue first. If you want to put mayo on there,
Speaker 1: or ketchup on there, or mustard or whatever you put
Speaker 1: on there, totally acceptable to put that on the bottom.
Speaker 1: In fact, I like doing it that way. The cheese, however,
Speaker 1: the cheese can never, ever, ever, ever ever go on
Speaker 1: the bottom for any reason unless you've cooked the burger
Speaker 1: the opposite way and then flip the cheese onto the bottom,
Speaker 1: because the cheese must be melted on there. But I'm
Speaker 1: totally fine with her stuff going on the bottom of
Speaker 1: the bun. In fact, I'll tell you something. Here's a
Speaker 1: little tidbit just from burger Jesse. Yeah, I know a
Speaker 1: bit about burgers. If you make a burger at home,
Speaker 1: I don't put anything on the world famous Jesse Kelly burgers.
Speaker 1: But if you put like the ketchup or the mayo
Speaker 1: or something on the opposite side of the cheese. The
Speaker 1: burger will be less slick. You allow the cheese to
Speaker 1: bind directly to the bun instead of getting on there
Speaker 1: with that. That's slippery Mayo. What Chris, that's the sound
Speaker 1: Mayo can make if the cheese and mayo get together,
Speaker 1: and then soon the burger slipping right out in the
Speaker 1: back of the bun. Now you got a mess in
Speaker 1: your pants, and your wife's yelling at you. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: you just stay in those jeans again. So I support
Speaker 1: her on that. Salads I wouldn't know because I don't
Speaker 1: eat salads. But as I've told you many times, people
Speaker 1: make nachos at home all wrong too. The cheese. You know,
Speaker 1: you go to the party and they've got the nacho
Speaker 1: bar set up. The cheese should be on the bottom,
Speaker 1: not the top. The cheese is not what you put
Speaker 1: on at the end. You put the cheese on the bottom.
Speaker 1: Then you throw in your chips and your meats and
Speaker 1: your different things like that. That allows you a handle
Speaker 1: on a dry chip at all times, also giving you
Speaker 1: maximum control over how much cheese goes on each chip. Absolutely, Jesse,
Speaker 1: I'm an extremely frustrated Californian. Do you have a huge,
Speaker 1: beautiful state. It's controlled by filthy Marxists, and the Republican
Speaker 1: presence here is almost no one. The number one problem
Speaker 1: is the Church refuses to speak out. Forty four million
Speaker 1: Americans didn't bother to vote in the last elections and
Speaker 1: call themselves Christians. I'm gonna rip the little hair I
Speaker 1: have left out of my head, Jesse. It's trying to
Speaker 1: tax us to death and they're being indoctrinated. Okay, in
Speaker 1: California one, you have the most Republicans of any state
Speaker 1: in the Union, but you don't have enough to hold
Speaker 1: state wide power. I can't speak for where California is
Speaker 1: gonna go. We only know where it's been. But I
Speaker 1: know this California is paradise. I adore it there. I
Speaker 1: was obviously stationed there, even though I was in the
Speaker 1: worst part of the freaking place, Northern California, Southern California.
Speaker 1: I've been all over. I've lived there, so many friends there.
Speaker 1: I still go out there all the time, so I
Speaker 1: always have to for work. It's paradise. The weather's perfect,
Speaker 1: everything's out there. But they are they are overcharging for
Speaker 1: paradise now because the Commies have had it so long,
Speaker 1: the regulations, the taxes, the costs, I mean just the
Speaker 1: taxes on gas alone. So choosing to live in California
Speaker 1: now it's a choice everyone has to make, but you
Speaker 1: are accepting things with that. If you choose to live there,
Speaker 1: you are going to have in some ways a lower
Speaker 1: standard of living. In some ways, you won't have as
Speaker 1: many rights as I have. I live in Texas. My
Speaker 1: weather can't compare to yours, but your rights can't compare
Speaker 1: to mine. I have levels of government in my state
Speaker 1: that will offer me some protection. You probably don't have
Speaker 1: many of those in California, depending on where you live.
Speaker 1: I said, probably because there are some very red counties
Speaker 1: in California that are very sane, and they do a
Speaker 1: very good job. You know, Orange County does it right,
Speaker 1: even though they're going further blue too. I don't know
Speaker 1: what to tell you except that's part of living in California.
Speaker 1: If you want to live where it's seventy five degrees
Speaker 1: all day long, and in and out burger on every
Speaker 1: single corner, beautiful women, great job opportunities if you want.
Speaker 1: If you want that part of California, then you're getting
Speaker 1: the tyranny with it. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
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Speaker 3: Hey, Jesse, Me and my wife have been waiting with
Speaker 3: Bayton's breath to hear what the hell happens to the rat.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's a rat update. As you know, I claimed
Speaker 1: my first death. I didn't clean him out right away.
Speaker 1: I left him there as a message to the others,
Speaker 1: just like I told you I was going to. You
Speaker 1: have to show these animals whose boss. That's how Craven
Speaker 1: Kelly does things. I have been hesitant to come on
Speaker 1: the air because I don't want to talk myself up
Speaker 1: and brag. As of right now, the rat penetration into
Speaker 1: the pantry has stopped. We haven't seen any more of that.
Speaker 1: As of right now, the rat noises at night have stopped.
Speaker 1: This is what happens when you get a professional hunter
Speaker 1: trapper like me into your home. That is the update
Speaker 1: as of now. I didn't come on here and have
Speaker 1: not come on here and said the rats have been
Speaker 1: defeated yet, because they're filthy, dirty rats, and they might
Speaker 1: just be laying in wait. Maybe they're hiding right now,
Speaker 1: just like Democrats. They're kind of hiding, afraid to come out.
Speaker 1: But maybe they're going to emerge again to take all
Speaker 1: of my stuff, just like Democrats do. That's what the
Speaker 1: rats may do. I don't know. Maybe they think I'm
Speaker 1: traveling for Christmas. They'd be wrong about that. I'll be
Speaker 1: right there. Rats to kill you should your little ugly
Speaker 1: head stick itself out again. I don't know that the
Speaker 1: rats are defeated. They may be defeated. They're on the run.
Speaker 1: But look, it's just like it's very similar to Vietnam
Speaker 1: where you were you chase one of these gorillas, one
Speaker 1: of these vietcom gorillas, because they just shot at you
Speaker 1: into the jungle, and then you go in and he disappeared,
Speaker 1: and you look around and look around and look around,
Speaker 1: and you can't find him. So he's not shooting you anymore,
Speaker 1: shooting at you anymore, and that's a good thing. But
Speaker 1: he may just be hiding in a little spider hole,
Speaker 1: ready to pop his head out again when he feels
Speaker 1: like he can do so safely. That might be what
Speaker 1: Craven that's me is currently dealing with in the house.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'll give you an update when I
Speaker 1: get an update. Hello, Jesse, commander of the airwaves. Kelly,
Speaker 1: let's talk desserts. If you were going out to eat
Speaker 1: and only wanted a dessert, what would the Kelly belly be? Crazy?
Speaker 1: Could be craving. I'm a baked Alaska man, myself says.
Speaker 1: His name, her name is Jojo whatever, all right?
Speaker 4: My go to?
Speaker 1: First of all, there's no better go to than gooey
Speaker 1: butter cake. If you've ever had gouey buttercake. You know,
Speaker 1: everybody listening in the South right now just nodded their head.
Speaker 1: Everybody in the north, in the West, they're looking at
Speaker 1: the radio saying, what is gooey butter cake? All you
Speaker 1: need to know is if it's on the restaurant menu,
Speaker 1: you order it and you will thank me. I'm a
Speaker 1: key line pie guy.
Speaker 3: I'm a.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what my real go to is. If
Speaker 1: there is some sort of a hot cookie that is
Speaker 1: served with ice cream on it, why don't you turn
Speaker 1: your nose up at that? Chris? What is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: It's I know it's soggy. It's partially soggy. That's the
Speaker 1: beauty of it. A little sog, a little crunch, a
Speaker 1: little cory. A cookie and thank you Corey, thank you God.
Speaker 1: A hot cookie with ice cream melting on it. That's
Speaker 1: probably my top tier. That's probably top tier. Also, pudding.
Speaker 1: You don't see a lot of pudding anymore. I feel
Speaker 1: like tapioca pudding and puddings they used to be bigger.
Speaker 1: I also feel like I'm tired of what these people
Speaker 1: are doing with our money.
Speaker 2: Earlier this week, as you all saw, the US International
Speaker 2: Development Finance Corporation announce a one billion dollar financial initiative
Speaker 2: to support conservation of the Ecuadorian Amazon. This is a
Speaker 2: result of the President's recent trip to the Amazon and
Speaker 2: a continuation of the administration's effort to support innovative ways
Speaker 2: to address climate change through sustainable growth and development without
Speaker 2: burdening countries facing financial constraints.
Speaker 1: There are still people in Appalashia living intents and freezing
Speaker 1: in the winter time. We're sending a billion dollars to
Speaker 1: Ecuador because of climate change. These are the worst people
Speaker 1: in the world. They're also the dumbest people in the world.
Speaker 1: Here's somebody at the Pentagon with a lot of ribbons
Speaker 1: and metal on his chest.
Speaker 4: You know, we have been briefing you regularly that they
Speaker 4: are approximately nine hundred US troops deployed to Syria. In
Speaker 4: light of the situation in Syria and a significant interest.
Speaker 4: We recently learned that those numbers were higher and so
Speaker 4: asked to look into it. I learned today that, in fact,
Speaker 4: there are approximately two thousand US troops in Syria.
Speaker 1: What did you just say. We thought there was nine
Speaker 1: hundred troops, and there's been so much interest in Syria,
Speaker 1: we started looking into it and whoa, there's two thousand
Speaker 1: of them, says the guy who's in charge of knowing
Speaker 1: how many troops are supposed to be in Syria. It
Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and asked
Speaker 1: Doctor Jesse Friday, if you miss any part of the show.
Speaker 1: If you miss me while I'm gone, you can download
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Speaker 1: they are coming in and there's a lot of.
Speaker 3: Them, Doctor Jesse, Ultimate Fighting Jack Hampster Trainer, the first
Speaker 3: Merry Christmas Brother. This is your half frozen Margarita Compadre
Speaker 3: Cameron from Virginia Beach.
Speaker 1: Based on the.
Speaker 3: Guidance and wisdom of the magi that gave three gifts
Speaker 3: to our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, wanted to ask you,
Speaker 3: what are your top three Christmas movies in your top
Speaker 3: three Christmas cookie flavors? Hope you all of the boys
Speaker 3: and Fred, of course, have a great.
Speaker 1: Christmas freaking dog. Everybody even wishes Merry Christmas to the
Speaker 1: stupid dog.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: First of all, Christmas cookies are garbage. All right, There's
Speaker 1: no such thing as a great Christmas cookie. I know
Speaker 1: women love it. Oh look, but I put the green
Speaker 1: sugar on there. It sucks. Just make chocolate chip cookies,
Speaker 1: or make oatmeal raisin cookies, or maybe even a snicker doodle.
Speaker 1: I don't mind a snicker doodle every now and then,
Speaker 1: But the idea that the Christmas cookie is in any
Speaker 1: way superior to other cookies is a lie. That's one
Speaker 1: two as far as Christmas movies go. It's kind of
Speaker 1: an old argument, but I guess it does depend on
Speaker 1: whether or not you consider die Hard a Christmas movie.
Speaker 1: I bring this up because ob finally got her way
Speaker 1: the other day. I'm gonna watch a Christmas movie as
Speaker 1: a family. You know how women are and the boys,
Speaker 1: and I said, great, how about die Hard? And you
Speaker 1: could tell she was so deflated. She's just like, fine, Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: that's fine. So we did in our house. Die Hard
Speaker 1: is one. But let's let's eliminate that for now. One.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about this. Remember that Frosty the Snowman
Speaker 1: cartoon movie. Everyone has watched that movie? Was that not
Speaker 1: a little heavy for kids? I look back on it now,
Speaker 1: it was so traumatizing. They just straight up melted him
Speaker 1: in the end. And the end, you're cheering for Frosty
Speaker 1: and Frosty's doing all these magical things, and then he's
Speaker 1: a freaking puddle on the ground. I don't know that
Speaker 1: that was necessary. But Rudolph, that Rudolph the Nose reindeer
Speaker 1: one where they had the claymation kind of characters. Did
Speaker 1: you just turn your nose up? In an American classic?
Speaker 1: Chris what? Chris City doesn't care about it? Oh Christmas,
Speaker 1: Chris said, a Christmas story, that, of course is gonna
Speaker 1: be my next one. I was gonna name a Christmas
Speaker 1: story The Red Rider be begun in a Christmas vacation
Speaker 1: Chevy Chase. A Christmas vacation. A Christmas vacation is in
Speaker 1: the top ten. It's not even in the top five. Chris,
Speaker 1: it's not it's funny. It's it's not. It's not that
Speaker 1: funny anymore. It's not that funny. You know what? Third
Speaker 1: number three is elf? ELF's quality for a Christmas movie.
Speaker 1: Elf is quality. It is I forgot the other thing
Speaker 1: that I asked, so it must not have been important.
Speaker 1: How in the world did you find a coat you
Speaker 1: had to return that was too big? A right, I'm
Speaker 1: about to tell you about my problems and then we're
Speaker 1: gonna get back to politics. Someone wants to know about
Speaker 1: shrinking the federal government. But I'm gonna do what you
Speaker 1: should really never do, really rarely do in life, and
Speaker 1: that's just tell other people about your problems, because for
Speaker 1: the most part, nobody cares. I know what you're sitting
Speaker 1: there thinking, Jesse, with that beautiful portrait behind you. Where
Speaker 1: your royalty. It's even cemented into my mind that you're
Speaker 1: more royalty. You must have access to everything you want.
Speaker 1: But no, you see, being a six foot eight adonnis
Speaker 1: like I am, means that you are extremely limited in
Speaker 1: some ways. Flying you've heard me complain about this before.
Speaker 1: I have to fly first class. I have to fly
Speaker 1: first class in first class seats cost double what economy
Speaker 1: size seats double. I have to pay double everywhere I
Speaker 1: go because I don't physically fit in the normal seats
Speaker 1: in the back. I have to try to. I can't
Speaker 1: bank on getting an emergency exit row, so I have
Speaker 1: to fly first class. This bothers me. I do not
Speaker 1: want to have to fly first class. Pants and shoes.
Speaker 1: I can't just walk into JC Penny and grab a
Speaker 1: pair of jeans off the shelf. All my jeans have
Speaker 1: to be ordered because the store is not going to
Speaker 1: stock jeans that fit my end scene. They're just not
Speaker 1: going to I'd be the only one who ever walked
Speaker 1: in and bought them. I don't blame the stores. I'm
Speaker 1: not mad at it. It would be done for them
Speaker 1: to stock it. So I can't just pop in them
Speaker 1: all and go grab a pair of jeans. I have
Speaker 1: to now order jeans, and it's more expensive. Now I
Speaker 1: have to pay shipping, which bothers me a great deal. Shoes,
Speaker 1: I have big feet. I have big feet. I can't
Speaker 1: just walk in any shoe store and say give me
Speaker 1: those sneakers. Oftentimes they won't have my size and shirts
Speaker 1: they're my body type is not normal. To be tall
Speaker 1: and slim is not normal. So in stores they have
Speaker 1: what small, medium, large, extra large, and double extra large.
Speaker 1: If you get an extra large. If I an extra large,
Speaker 1: which I have to for length reasons, anything else turns
Speaker 1: into a belly shirt when the first time my wife
Speaker 1: does laundry, and no one wants to see that. But
Speaker 1: if I get an extra large, it will be long enough,
Speaker 1: but it will look like I'm wearing a garbage bag.
Speaker 1: When I order an extra large coat or extra large shirt,
Speaker 1: it looks like a garbage bag. When I order a large,
Speaker 1: it's slim enough, but it's not long enough. In the
Speaker 1: sleeves will be halfway up to my elbow. I can't
Speaker 1: do it. And if I order a double XL, well,
Speaker 1: the same thing, xcel double xcel, it looks like I
Speaker 1: just rated Whoopy Goldberg's closet. It doesn't look like it's
Speaker 1: made for me at all. So when you order from
Speaker 1: someplace online, which that's what we generally try to do
Speaker 1: to save some money, you wait till there's a cyber Monday.
Speaker 1: Here deal here, something on Gubex or something like that.
Speaker 1: You get an extra large, you show up the shirt.
Speaker 1: The coat showed up like they all do. I put
Speaker 1: it on. The sleeves were the right length, but you
Speaker 1: could have fit two of me and the torso of
Speaker 1: the shirt. It wasn't good, Jesse. What happens if Trump
Speaker 1: makes significant efforts to try to shrink the size and
Speaker 1: power of the federal government but fails to achieve any
Speaker 1: of that in his four years, what message will those
Speaker 1: who see themselves as kings and queens send to the
Speaker 1: American people afterwards? Well, I believe, based on what I've
Speaker 1: seen so far, that Donald Trump is going to accomplish
Speaker 1: a lot in his first four years. I also believe,
Speaker 1: from what I've seen so far that Donald Trump is
Speaker 1: not at all going to accomplish all the things you
Speaker 1: think he's going to because it's an ugly, corrupt, evil
Speaker 1: system that will fight him at every turn. Meaning, we
Speaker 1: are going to make gains in the next four years.
Speaker 1: We are going to be good, and we'll talk about them,
Speaker 1: will brag about them, will cheer, we'll celebrate. We're going
Speaker 1: to make gains. They are not going to be America
Speaker 1: is saved. Gains that's not how it works. Changing a culture,
Speaker 1: a corrupt government, changing the direction of a country takes time,
Speaker 1: significant amounts of time, even economically, because we all know
Speaker 1: Trump is going to get in there and he's gonna
Speaker 1: cut regulations like he did last time. That's really what
Speaker 1: caused so much of the Trump economic boom. He took
Speaker 1: all those regulations, he put them in the paper shredder.
Speaker 1: It's one of the best things he did. He's gonna
Speaker 1: go in and he's gonna do that again. Even that,
Speaker 1: given the financial burden the Biden administration has put on
Speaker 1: the America, the American people in the last four years,
Speaker 1: even that will take some time before we see the
Speaker 1: fruits of it. Deporting all these illegals obviously, as you've
Speaker 1: heard me say, they're not going to deport twenty three
Speaker 1: thirty million, that's not realistic. But let's let's say, let's
Speaker 1: just start with Trenda or rockball. Actually we'll just start
Speaker 1: with that. That's not gonna be day one either day
Speaker 1: one they'll start. That's going to take time. It's gonna
Speaker 1: take time. We're gonna make gains in the next four years.
Speaker 1: We are not going to shrink the government massively. There
Speaker 1: are things that are going to happen that you want
Speaker 1: to happen all at once, that I want to happen
Speaker 1: all at once. But that's just simply not the way
Speaker 1: it works. So I am going to try to be
Speaker 1: as understanding about that and patient about that as I
Speaker 1: possibly can. When we're angry, i'll vent it. When we're happy,
Speaker 1: we'll celebrate. That's the way that's gonna be. I celebrate
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Speaker 1: what is your take on DeSantis having a place in
Speaker 1: the new administration? He's proven himself as a chief executive,
Speaker 1: so on and so forth. Okay, maybe senator of Florida.
Speaker 1: He says, all right, we'll talk about that, and we'll
Speaker 1: talk about Biden and we'll wrap this thing up. Hang up,
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show, final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: Before we check out a here and go celebrate the
Speaker 1: birth of Jesus. So let's start chopping away in a
Speaker 1: few of these things. I'm gonna get over my disappointment
Speaker 1: that the government won't be shut down to your Scourge
Speaker 1: of Rodents, what is your take on DeSantis having a
Speaker 1: place in the new administration? Trump's starting to warm up
Speaker 1: to him, so and so on and so forth. Donald
Speaker 1: Trump is offended beyond belief that Ron DeSantis ran against
Speaker 1: him in the primary. Trump felt very very strongly that
Speaker 1: the twenty twenty election was stolen from him, and therefore
Speaker 1: he felt as if he had earned the nomination already.
Speaker 1: That DeSantis even tried offended Trump beyond belief, beyond belief.
Speaker 1: And Trump is a man who holds grudges, even if
Speaker 1: he's warming up to DeSantis. They don't like it. They
Speaker 1: never have. I'm glad that Trump and DeSantis camps have
Speaker 1: for the most part realized that there's not an inch
Speaker 1: of daylight between them. So Trump's people into Santis's people
Speaker 1: get along for the most part now, as they should.
Speaker 1: But Trump and DeSantis are never going to be best
Speaker 1: buddies at all. And I don't know where DeSantis goes
Speaker 1: from here. Maybe he will run for Senate because he's
Speaker 1: termed out as governor. I am not sure that he
Speaker 1: can be president. I'm just not sure about that, especially
Speaker 1: given how hard Trump is going to campaign against him.
Speaker 1: What you're going to see now for the next four
Speaker 1: years is an unbelievable sucking up contest to Donald Trump
Speaker 1: from people on the right who are dying to have
Speaker 1: his endorsement for their run for president in twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 1: That is what so many of them are going to
Speaker 1: be going for. Well, Donald or Ron de Santis isn't
Speaker 1: gonna get that no matter what. I have no idea
Speaker 1: where he goes from here happens. I know, we should
Speaker 1: all be really freaking grateful about what he's done in Florida,
Speaker 1: even if you're not in Florida member. He's the only
Speaker 1: reason we won the House at all in the midterms.
Speaker 1: Otherwise the Dems would have kept the whole thing. So
Speaker 1: props to him, dear failed mouse trapper. Not true. Since
Speaker 1: Biden's held bent on destroying everything before Trump takes office,
Speaker 1: what would stop him from doing a blanket pardon on
Speaker 1: all illegals currently in the US on his last day. Well,
Speaker 1: he could probably do something like that. But see, Democrats
Speaker 1: are in a huge They have a huge problem on
Speaker 1: their hands right now. And I talked about it before,
Speaker 1: talked about it. In fact, I think it was this week,
Speaker 1: it might have been on Monday's show, that they have
Speaker 1: a monumental problem on their hands and it's so big.
Speaker 1: This problem is so big it may cost them all
Speaker 1: of their power eventually. Their problem is, well, it's the
Speaker 1: same problem communists have always had. They can't control their
Speaker 1: demonic and pulses. Communists are always on offense. That's their advantage.
Speaker 1: They're always pushing forward, always more more and more and
Speaker 1: more and more, But they have no idea when it's
Speaker 1: time to put the brakes on until it's too late.
Speaker 1: You saw it in November when they just got wiped out.
Speaker 1: And now they're looking around and saying, well, I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess maybe pretending like chicks could become dudes. Maybe
Speaker 1: that wasn't good in the end. I'm not really sure
Speaker 1: they can't help themselves. But right now they are very aware.
Speaker 1: They see all the exit poll numbers. They're very aware
Speaker 1: that what they've done on the border, allowing all these people,
Speaker 1: bringing these people into the country on purpose, it is
Speaker 1: a big reason why these people hate them. They hate
Speaker 1: why we hate them. The country itself has turned against them.
Speaker 1: If Joe Biden were to blanket amnesty twenty thirty million people,
Speaker 1: Democrats themselves would be trying to throw him in in prison.
Speaker 1: Not because they care, that's what they want. They would
Speaker 1: try to come after Joe Biden because they would get
Speaker 1: slaughtered for the next ten elections. It would be the
Speaker 1: country's already mad about it. If he was to turn
Speaker 1: that up to that degree, ah Man, he'd get crushed before.
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Speaker 1: a minute, we should do one last down thing and
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Speaker 1: You, Dear doctor small Helly, doctor Kelly small Hands. I've
Speaker 1: been a listener since almost day one, since you had
Speaker 1: a podcast that was always an hour long and left
Speaker 1: me unfulfilled with wanting more. My question is, due to
Speaker 1: the way our political landscape is nowadays, how can we
Speaker 1: change the norm of transitioning of power between the incoming
Speaker 1: administration and existing administration as we are seeing now the
Speaker 1: transition the current administration can cripple an incoming administration with
Speaker 1: the time they have. How do we do this? Okay, well,
Speaker 1: this is what I tried to explain before. I think Republicans,
Speaker 1: if they have the power in political will to do so,
Speaker 1: I think it's time to step in and do something
Speaker 1: about the lame duck period. They do this in the
Speaker 1: mid terms too, where there's an election and then there's
Speaker 1: this period before they're actually sworn in and take power,
Speaker 1: and that period of time now, because our government is
Speaker 1: so evil and corrupt, that period of time now is
Speaker 1: being used by the communists to destroy everything they can
Speaker 1: possibly destroy. Joe Biden's pardoning eight thousand people. They're shoveling
Speaker 1: billions out the door everywhere they can go. We need
Speaker 1: to start doing something where we shrink that time down.
Speaker 1: I think it's probably unrealistic to have it the same day.
Speaker 1: You know, you have the election. Elections called same day,
Speaker 1: call it a week, call it two weeks. But you
Speaker 1: can't give these kinds of evil people that much time
Speaker 1: or evil people were going to do evil things to Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 1: do they hit Biden with the twenty fifth Amendment so
Speaker 1: he can't sign the cr He's talking about that funding
Speaker 1: bill that just passed. No, no, they just want Joe
Speaker 1: Biden to go. And what the system cannot afford at
Speaker 1: this point in time is to make Joe Biden any angrier.
Speaker 1: Joe Biden even came out a couple days ago against
Speaker 1: insider trading when it comes to stocks. Why would he
Speaker 1: do that? Why would a corrupt family who's used the
Speaker 1: Biden name to enrich themselves bother going coming out against
Speaker 1: insider training? That was a big middle finger to Nancy Pelosi,
Speaker 1: who is famous for her prowess when it comes to
Speaker 1: the markets, really really is really best rite lots of
Speaker 1: the time, Jesse, I wanted to make chili dogs for
Speaker 1: my kids. When I was at the store, I saw
Speaker 1: chili with no beans, and I remembered your long angry
Speaker 1: ran about how terrible chili with beans is. So I
Speaker 1: got it. You were right. Without beans, It's vastly superior.
Speaker 1: I'll never eat chili with beans again, So thank you, sir.
Speaker 1: Why would you take something so wonderful like chili with
Speaker 1: the meats and the sauce and the onions. And if
Speaker 1: you're here in Texas, you can find them a lot
Speaker 1: with some chopped tilapenos up and there and it's just
Speaker 1: you have all these things and maybe maybe you've really
Speaker 1: stepped up your game, and your baby with cheese on
Speaker 1: top so that can melt, and then you've got maybe
Speaker 1: some white cheddar cheese. It's or something like that. Why
Speaker 1: would you ever get all that and then ruin it
Speaker 1: with beans? And I have no idea why anybody would
Speaker 1: do that. Now you remember the reason for the season.
Speaker 1: Thank you Jesus for coming to earth. Have a wonderful
Speaker 1: merry Christmas with your family, a happy new Year, and
Speaker 1: we'll do twenty twenty five together, all right, that's all.