Speaker 1: You're watching Chewing the Cud. We've missed Kinderman and Mike
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Speaker 2: And that was the polaroid inside of the fan letter,
Speaker 2: and that's why I came back. Oh, hello, welcome to
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Speaker 1: Have I read and warmed? It is quite warm. I've
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Speaker 2: With the spirit of enjoy gin at this time of day, disgraceful,
Speaker 2: quite frankly.
Speaker 1: What have you got for us today? Actually, well, I've
Speaker 1: got a story about something not to give to yourself
Speaker 1: the first thing in the morning, and we're going to
Speaker 1: do something that's slightly interesting, that's not that science that is.
Speaker 2: And even have a game to play in our Game
Speaker 2: of the week. But on screen now you can see
Speaker 2: our social media contact info just look for at the
Speaker 2: cut TV.
Speaker 1: And as the names of people who have dropped us
Speaker 1: a line on our social media for golong the bottom
Speaker 1: of the screen. It's time for mist and the shows.
Speaker 2: Right, So I have some celebrity stories. Are you interested
Speaker 2: in hearing about a bunch.
Speaker 1: Of desperate puzzies? Well you go.
Speaker 2: So, do you remember the Tiger King?
Speaker 1: Tiger King? Yeah, it's a poor pressure here. I'm aware
Speaker 1: of Joe Mandernando. That's exactly the fella.
Speaker 2: Now, he got put in prison for attempting murder on
Speaker 2: Carol Baskin planning a murder, yes, but you can't really
Speaker 2: blame her.
Speaker 3: I mean she was koog.
Speaker 1: But nobody in those shows is same.
Speaker 2: Nobody in those shows are saying but he did hurt
Speaker 2: a lot of animals quite and locked up quite genuinely.
Speaker 2: But he's one of those people that are just a
Speaker 2: man's attention and will hop in on anything to make
Speaker 2: his presence know. And that's hard when you're in prison.
Speaker 2: But apparently in America you can get social media. Guess
Speaker 2: who he's been bothering, Caroen Baskin. He was bothering Donald
Speaker 2: Trump for a while, well, very much the same thing,
Speaker 2: but indirectly.
Speaker 1: Directly bothering Donald Trump Ivanka.
Speaker 2: No, he has decided to attack, well not attack, but
Speaker 2: jump in on the Kardashians.
Speaker 1: Okay, as I said, a bunch of desperate pussies.
Speaker 3: These girls have.
Speaker 1: Got pardon your language, not a fan.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not a fan either, And what are they
Speaker 2: really favorous?
Speaker 1: I mean I do.
Speaker 2: Admire the hutspur and how they managed to market themselves
Speaker 2: for doing absolutely nothing. And yeah, you've kind of got
Speaker 2: to begrudgingly give them that, I think, but you don't
Speaker 2: really you wouldn't wish the Tiger King on them. And
Speaker 2: then one of them, well, maybe you'd be happy about Courtney.
Speaker 2: It was was cradling her new baby Rocky and just
Speaker 2: talking about it on TikTok as they want to do
Speaker 2: or was it Instagram? I think it was Instagram, and
Speaker 2: then Tiger King pops up commenting on it.
Speaker 1: With are cute?
Speaker 2: Also, please could you have your sister help me get
Speaker 2: out of this hell hole? Okay, not really relevant to
Speaker 2: look at my gorgeous new baby boy.
Speaker 1: And as a sister now some sort of legal eagle.
Speaker 3: She might be getting a leg over one of them.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I have no idea what they really do.
Speaker 2: They're not real people. To me, they aren't real people.
Speaker 2: They're just vacuous. Vacuous use is a good word. They've
Speaker 2: probably been vacuumed.
Speaker 1: So I'm intrigued to why Joe's not having a great
Speaker 1: time in prison with this predilection of the type of
Speaker 1: gentlemen he went for. To be fair, I quite like
Speaker 1: the kind of guy.
Speaker 3: A little bit.
Speaker 1: How do I get this? I need some tigers or
Speaker 1: some methanthetamine.
Speaker 2: Okay, you can't get hold of a dentists for love
Speaker 2: the money. My back teeth are falling out, and now
Speaker 2: I have a mullet instead of a ponytail?
Speaker 3: Am I turning into the Tiger King?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Ah, that's a shame because I could attract these poor,
Speaker 2: unfortunate souls, not Arsenal in the sea witches. But yeah, anyway,
Speaker 2: this fellow, my lad, he was challenged on this, but
Speaker 2: when he was challenged with why the hell.
Speaker 1: Are you talking to us about this? Look at the
Speaker 1: little baby boy.
Speaker 2: He further hijacked it by asking her to push Biden
Speaker 2: and Trump to pardon him.
Speaker 1: Okay, two ends of his political spectrum there, Yeah, quite
Speaker 1: a bit.
Speaker 2: I mean talking about hijacking a conversation and making it
Speaker 2: all about you.
Speaker 1: So moving on.
Speaker 2: You know that meme of the le ma, the meme ma, yes,
Speaker 2: so the distracted boyfriend meme? You know, the one where
Speaker 2: the guy's walking down the street with his girlfriend in hand,
Speaker 2: but he's something a little bit better. It's a classic,
Speaker 2: my ex I know we've all suffered that one. In fact,
Speaker 2: I've probably been guilty of doing it. To be fair,
Speaker 2: it's a classic meme for a reason because it's a
Speaker 2: universal experience.
Speaker 1: Universal truth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, men are bastards.
Speaker 3: Um.
Speaker 2: So this meme has been around probably since the meme began.
Speaker 2: You'd think since the Internet began. So it's been around
Speaker 2: for good like ten years. Yeah, no, been around for
Speaker 2: around about one hundred. It's been around before the Internet.
Speaker 2: This is Charlie Chaplain in a film from nineteen twenty
Speaker 2: two called Payday.
Speaker 1: It's a banger prostitute.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know which lady is which, but that's
Speaker 2: the meme bang on, isn't it.
Speaker 1: That is quite an obvious yeah, side by side actually accurate.
Speaker 1: Now I always find this Gentleman's a little bit this year.
Speaker 2: I do love how they vary this meme and occasionally
Speaker 2: they just photoshop her out and put some honky guy
Speaker 2: in there or mean.
Speaker 1: Or food or food. Yes, this is my favorite one.
Speaker 1: They are.
Speaker 2: But it just goes to show that nothing is new
Speaker 2: and yeah, sparkly not things new. It's all repeated. It's
Speaker 2: all the kids these days. They just don't understand that
Speaker 2: we thought of it first, or granddad did rather.
Speaker 1: Same as your chal chapel.
Speaker 2: Apparently I'm younger than I look. So one more story
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 1: Now, this is about football.
Speaker 2: I'm aware that there are actually gay footballers in the world. Finally, finally,
Speaker 2: it's taken long enough for them to be out and
Speaker 2: proud many because to be fair, it is quite a
Speaker 2: unfriendly environment for homosexuals.
Speaker 1: Can be some of the campaigns that have been going
Speaker 1: about being out in sport and the ring by Laces
Speaker 1: campaign and all that good stuff. It's definitely making room
Speaker 1: exactly and it's not been like that thing.
Speaker 2: So to be fair, though I might not be a
Speaker 2: big fan of football, maybe for sports where but not football.
Speaker 2: When there is an out gay player, hats off to you, sir,
Speaker 2: absolutely hats off because it cannot be easy. So Xander
Speaker 2: Murray is a Scottish football player. He plays for the
Speaker 2: Gala Fairy Dean Rovers. I think they probably knew, but
Speaker 2: he is somebody who's got a lot of straight friends,
Speaker 2: a lot of straight camaraderie going on, and I've certainly
Speaker 2: had it. I don't know if you have, but oh
Speaker 2: you're all right for one of them, because you don't
Speaker 2: mince it up kind of thing, and because I mince
Speaker 2: it up yeah, I did say that with a little
Speaker 2: bit of hesitation.
Speaker 1: But I certainly have had straight friends. You're all right
Speaker 1: for one of them or past And I turned around
Speaker 1: to them and said, well, that's homophobic. You get out
Speaker 1: of my life. They didn't like that, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: cut them out.
Speaker 2: Well, Xander's taken a different method and he's decided to
Speaker 2: challenge it and go, that would be fine if I was.
Speaker 2: It's not a big deal and it's not a problem
Speaker 2: for you. So the whole you're not that gay and
Speaker 2: dressing up in dragons being girl. So he's decided to
Speaker 2: get dressed up in drag. So he's reached out to
Speaker 2: his friend Cherry West, who's a drag queen, and getting
Speaker 2: him made over and all dressed up in girly to
Speaker 2: challenge those stigmas and say, it's absolutely fine you can
Speaker 2: play football and be a bit of a fairy. And
Speaker 2: I think she did a good.
Speaker 1: Job, don't you. Oh dear, do you know who I'm
Speaker 1: channeling right now? Go on? Then it's so hot.
Speaker 2: Robbie and Michelle No pars Hilton, Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: got I'm sorry. I'm handing back the gay card. I've
Speaker 2: got my references wrong. I apologize. I'm just not that
Speaker 2: gay enough.
Speaker 1: Paris Hilton. Really, Yeah, that's Parasitalic, a drag version of
Speaker 1: Paris Hilton. But Paris Hilton vibes definitely.
Speaker 2: It's not really complete Paris Hilt without puppy in a handbag?
Speaker 1: Really? And also the tuck isn't that good? I mean,
Speaker 1: it's a very meaty talk.
Speaker 2: I should say, that's the the first thing you went
Speaker 2: to look for, isn't it.
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I went, Paris Silton's face made a reference you didn't get.
Speaker 1: I then went, it's a shame that the breastplate hasn't
Speaker 1: been blended very well. And then they got the fake
Speaker 1: jewelry and the bow is not one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: Oh no, big dick.
Speaker 2: So can we just celebrate the bravery and success of
Speaker 2: this gentleman trying to stand out there for us on
Speaker 2: behalf of us and say that it's okay to be
Speaker 2: gay and not be a cynical old swine like this
Speaker 2: bastard here.
Speaker 1: Not cynical on a slut. I agree, yes, good for him,
Speaker 1: well done. Let's celebrate diversity. Let's get people out there
Speaker 1: and go. It doesn't matter if I am camp for it.
Speaker 1: I'm not, but I've also got a meaty backage Judgey
Speaker 1: and desperate. Well that's enough for that desperate apparently horn
Speaker 1: on a train.
Speaker 2: Thanks for that, miss, You're welcome, but stick around. As
Speaker 2: next it's Mike with the bus. You're watching cheering the
Speaker 2: cud with mist and Mike. Now let's go into the
Speaker 2: somewhat poorly lit corners of the interweb as it's Mike
Speaker 2: with the buzz.
Speaker 1: Be angry.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say no, it's not going to be a spy.
Speaker 2: The snake jumping out of there.
Speaker 1: They've just seen me open them. Well, you could have
Speaker 1: propped something. The first story is about a gentleman, his
Speaker 1: daughter and a tube of pringles. What hu in joining
Speaker 1: his stack? Okay, so the first story is as a
Speaker 1: story about his father and his daughter and a tube
Speaker 1: of springles. Andy Wilson and his daughter were a little
Speaker 1: bit bored one day and had a tube of pringles.
Speaker 1: So he decided to do something that most people wouldn't
Speaker 1: have thought of doing. I've done a few interesting things pringles.
Speaker 2: But go on, like what another story another time, maybe
Speaker 2: in a crafty queens.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, i'd recommend swallowing before I continue with the
Speaker 1: story first time it has been told to swallow right,
Speaker 1: and this is Andy Whitson has created the wringle, the ringle,
Speaker 1: the ringle, And what him and his daughter have done
Speaker 1: is they have created a way of making all the
Speaker 1: pringles stacked together in a perfect ring. Oh wow, so
Speaker 1: they have engineered a way of holding all the pringles.
Speaker 1: There's no glue. It's all done with friction, even a
Speaker 1: bit of licking. No licking, right, it's just all friction
Speaker 1: and the weight of the pringles and the archway bridges
Speaker 1: and things. Yeah, yeah, I understand the concept of physics, okay,
Speaker 1: but yeah, have I to create the wringle? That's pretty awesome.
Speaker 1: He's put it on. He's part of the Dull Men's
Speaker 1: group on Facebook, and it's the sort of stuff his rife
Speaker 1: on there for things to just what's still about that?
Speaker 1: I think that's brilliant, right, People were saying that it's peaked.
Speaker 1: He's one at life, right, it's majestic, right, it might
Speaker 1: not go that far. What Bersa said is the lord
Speaker 1: of the Ringle. I just thought it was brilliant that.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. But yeah, all that
Speaker 1: from from some time and the tuber Pringles.
Speaker 2: Who said high school science would not pay off.
Speaker 1: That science that is, our science is not that good.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so that's it.
Speaker 1: That's that's the Ringle in its glory. Okay. I have
Speaker 1: a problem with this though. Why they've used an entire
Speaker 1: tuber Pringles to do that? What have this necked one?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: What have they? Would you be willing to eat that? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm ruined a masterpiece. They have denied all of those
Speaker 1: Pringles of their Pringle destiny. Ah, those poor unfulfilled Springles.
Speaker 1: I don't also, I want to smash it.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but the thing is as wonderful as that
Speaker 2: structure is, and how it is long lasting. Some of
Speaker 2: those structures made out of stone bin.
Speaker 1: That's not gonna last forever? Is it? Springles? They don't
Speaker 1: go off, do they.
Speaker 3: It's gonna fall apart some time.
Speaker 2: Surely a little mouse come in, have a nibble at it,
Speaker 2: a little mouse, little mouse.
Speaker 1: Okay, spray it with something to stop it being eaten.
Speaker 1: But then you've ruined the mystique. People will say it's
Speaker 1: because of the spray it stayed together. I think you're
Speaker 1: just a rather mosquite flavored mosquito. Flavored springles, mosquito, mystek mystiq. Anyway,
Speaker 1: moving on, when you get up in the morning, what's
Speaker 1: the first thing that you second thing that you do?
Speaker 2: Knock the cat away from what I'm doing, was the
Speaker 2: first thing?
Speaker 1: Okay? Do you enjoy a cup of coffee in the morning?
Speaker 1: I love a cup of coffee? Is that your first thing?
Speaker 1: Get out of bed? Coffee um es quickly following why
Speaker 1: that's really bad fee.
Speaker 5: It sets up it sets up the third thing very
Speaker 5: very well. But you shouldn't be having coffee first thing.
Speaker 5: So there's been some medical research done right that says,
Speaker 5: if you have coffee when you first get up, right,
Speaker 5: you're already dehydrated from the night before because you're not
Speaker 5: drunk water all evening, right, your stomach is empty, So
Speaker 5: the coffee is just hitting your stomach, okay, and it
Speaker 5: increases cortisol, which is bad for you.
Speaker 1: When it suddenly increased, it should increase slowly. So what
Speaker 1: they said is you should actually have that as your
Speaker 1: third thing to consume. You should have water and then
Speaker 1: food and then coffee, and you'd still get the effects
Speaker 1: of it giving you a rinch through for the third thing,
Speaker 1: but you won't dehydrate, it won't cause stomach upsets and
Speaker 1: it's less likely cause users as well. So your first
Speaker 1: cup of coffee in the morning you should wait for.
Speaker 1: But I use it.
Speaker 2: Before I tried as rotund as I actually am. I
Speaker 2: do try to be healthy and go to the gym
Speaker 2: and use my actual membership, and I trained first thing
Speaker 2: in the morning.
Speaker 1: For you, I don't even have a membership.
Speaker 2: You don't even have the membership anymore.
Speaker 1: Because there were charge of being money for not going
Speaker 1: and then sending me emails going, well, you've not been
Speaker 1: for a while.
Speaker 3: I'm aware.
Speaker 1: Well that's not their fault, now, is it. They didn't
Speaker 1: need to keep emailing me.
Speaker 2: It's kind, it's encouraging, it's supporting you.
Speaker 1: We noticed you've not been for a while. Question Mark,
Speaker 1: it's guilty. Question it's guilt tripping, is what that is?
Speaker 1: What they've done there is reminded me to cancel the membership.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, you're right, cancel that direct debit.
Speaker 2: But yeah, if you're trying to train fasted, one of
Speaker 2: the only things you can't you couldn't have water but
Speaker 2: water and coffee, not food. No no, no, no, no no
Speaker 2: no no.
Speaker 1: So in that case, you need to do water jim
Speaker 1: food coffee, water.
Speaker 2: Jim no water coffee. You got me confused. Now first
Speaker 2: morning because you have coffee.
Speaker 1: Because you have coffee first thing in the morning, coffee,
Speaker 1: gim food coffee is less effective. I would not be
Speaker 1: able to survive at the gym with no Okay, then
Speaker 1: don't go to the gym. And if like me, you
Speaker 1: don't want to go to the gym and fat is happy,
Speaker 1: because who doesn't love a kebab? Why not share it
Speaker 1: with us at the TV on social media? Now, are
Speaker 1: you aware of the world of espionage?
Speaker 3: Oh, spiesnes, Oh James Bonds?
Speaker 1: I think a tailor soldiers.
Speaker 6: Haven't we.
Speaker 1: Say anything about that? And going it's not even cold
Speaker 1: in the studio. I'm just saying, right, So I personally
Speaker 1: say it was a bit nippy. It's very nipy apparently
Speaker 1: going to here. So it's about a sorry about a pigeon, okay,
Speaker 1: who has been detained for eight months for being a
Speaker 1: Chinese spy.
Speaker 2: It is well known that pigeons are spigeons. Pigeons are
Speaker 2: good in the spine. They used to see that in
Speaker 2: World War Two, just to carry messages.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they've thought he was the pigeon was spying on them.
Speaker 1: So they've they've gone and said, look, this pigeon has
Speaker 1: flown over to India from China and is spying on
Speaker 1: what's going on.
Speaker 2: Well, we know that in India there's some political upheaval
Speaker 2: in who's getting in to run the country and who's
Speaker 2: not and all that kind of stuff. China, maybe try
Speaker 2: to interfere with that. You think he's been trying to stage.
Speaker 1: A coup with that was painful. I'm very proud of myself,
Speaker 1: you can tell. Yeah, eight months of his pigeon has
Speaker 1: been detained, right, And the reason that they're detained it
Speaker 1: is because they believed that one of the rings had
Speaker 1: Chinese markings on it, right, and so decided that that
Speaker 1: meant he was a Chinese spy, not the fact it
Speaker 1: was a pigeon.
Speaker 2: Could it just meant that they escaped from a restaurant.
Speaker 1: It's just a pigeon. Maybe, Well, if it's got a
Speaker 1: ring on him, then it is a racing pigeon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could be a racing pigeon. My granddad used
Speaker 2: to keep racing pigeons, so that you make.
Speaker 1: A little bit more sense now he did. I can
Speaker 1: believe it was he northern, He was not northern. No,
Speaker 1: it's quite a northern thing that.
Speaker 2: It is quite a northern thing, and I feel very
Speaker 2: home being in the north.
Speaker 1: But no, he was from Norfolk. Ah nfn h. That
Speaker 1: makes more sense.
Speaker 4: There.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been accused of being a spy Chinese
Speaker 1: or otherwise? What did you do? Not peeping Tom?
Speaker 2: No a spy? Again, I can't believe I'm emitting this
Speaker 2: or are being recorded.
Speaker 3: I've been investigated by Interpol.
Speaker 1: Who were you smuggling? It was people smuggling. Actually people
Speaker 1: smuggling because you're tired, they willingly get tied off in
Speaker 1: the boot car. Doesn't mean it doesn't raise Okay. So there's.
Speaker 2: A longer story to this we can't really go into,
Speaker 2: maybe in a seasonal episode. But I worked in Finland
Speaker 2: for a brief while, and because the airport is so
Speaker 2: far away from the hotel, they had to get the
Speaker 2: people who work in the hotel to check the guests out.
Speaker 2: So I was doing passport control as like a nineteen
Speaker 2: year old boy and only did it the once. We
Speaker 2: didn't have proper training, and I got the maths wrong
Speaker 2: and apparently let three people into the country. I shouldn't
Speaker 2: have done and therefore got investigated by Interpol. That was
Speaker 2: about twenty years ago.
Speaker 1: So you know, I'm I'm I'm from out twenty years
Speaker 1: ago at nineteen Okay, okay, okay, anyway, very swiftly from
Speaker 1: the delusions. But yeah, honestly I have been investigating with Pole, haven't.
Speaker 2: They haven't caught, they haven't followed it up, so I
Speaker 2: think I'm safe. Well, and it was just because I
Speaker 2: couldn't do maths. How do you miss three people?
Speaker 3: I was very tired, It's been a long day skiing.
Speaker 1: And.
Speaker 2: Honestly it was just like doing a tally, so you
Speaker 2: could I count people out of the fifty other odds
Speaker 2: that had got on a plane already.
Speaker 1: Okay, so how many people have got on fifty? Well
Speaker 1: I've got fifty three and now old on. I thought
Speaker 1: I thought you were just going to be found with
Speaker 1: people tagged up in your boat. Oh no, they wanted it.
Speaker 2: No, No, it's.
Speaker 1: More on brand. But that's all from the buzz this week.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Mike, and I never realized I'd be so giving.
Speaker 2: Stick around as coming up, we have our game to
Speaker 2: play in our Game of the week, welcome back, and
Speaker 2: yes you're watching cheering the cud and we're going to
Speaker 2: be playing the Gobby Game Show. And this is one
Speaker 2: for you, Mike. So off your pop.
Speaker 1: Oh so you said something witty day of the week.
Speaker 2: So we're going to play the Gobby Game Show with Mike.
Speaker 2: Have you got the ballgag ready in your gob? Okay,
Speaker 2: here we go. Mike is going to try and sing
Speaker 2: some songs the best way he can with a great
Speaker 2: big ballgag in his mouth, and see whether he can
Speaker 2: communicate to me the genius and the art of these
Speaker 2: popular songs.
Speaker 1: Be ready.
Speaker 2: Ever, I know the answer, and I go to give
Speaker 2: the correct answer just to shut you up.
Speaker 3: Oh, poor Seline Dion.
Speaker 2: She's about to head to her grave and she will
Speaker 2: be spinning in it if you carry on sing like
Speaker 2: that after she's popped the clocks. That will be My
Speaker 2: heart goes on. It was that will be my heart
Speaker 2: will go on.
Speaker 1: That's not what he said that he said my heart,
Speaker 1: my heart goes on that.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: I love this song, but I've never understood whether it's
Speaker 2: hello Hello Hello or halo hello hello, or hell no,
Speaker 2: hell no.
Speaker 1: Hell no.
Speaker 6: But that would be Navana hello hello Hello Hello.
Speaker 2: Well, I was singing it wrong in the club in
Speaker 2: the nineties, many many times over. I think I did
Speaker 2: all of them at one point in time. Anyway, that
Speaker 2: is definitely Nirvana. That's Navana.
Speaker 7: Then I kind of get the feeling he's being nice
Speaker 7: to me because I'm a new boy and I'm not
Speaker 7: too sure they want to admit to knowing this one.
Speaker 2: Would that be the Spice Girls? If you want to
Speaker 2: be my lover, which.
Speaker 1: Ever heard it from Devin before? If you want to be.
Speaker 3: Get with my friends, you do.
Speaker 1: Chacter It's like Benny Hills back in the room. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was the Spice Girls. Well, don't you.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize how I've heard they were a popular
Speaker 2: group in the nineties.
Speaker 1: I've heard one or two of the sons. Uh huh
Speaker 1: m hm hm. Could you try that again? Please?
Speaker 3: Any clues? I hmm, no idea, you've stopped.
Speaker 1: Me on that. The gallery of got it?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: What's what's the what's the gallery? What's the guests from
Speaker 1: the gallery? Please? The bill? What? What? What?
Speaker 3: What popular group? Did the bill? What is that the
Speaker 3: name of the band?
Speaker 1: Oh? Then I t V thing I don't don't don't
Speaker 1: do it? TV very popular in the early narts. Today,
Speaker 1: I thought they did Juliet Bravo, Well, what alright?
Speaker 3: Down with it?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 4: Well la.
Speaker 3: Again?
Speaker 2: Please no no, no, no, no, no no no m.
Speaker 1: Outcast not not not a clue that what that car?
Speaker 1: That cars?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: Could you try it with a kazoo? They can't play
Speaker 1: it because we're getting guests from the gallery.
Speaker 2: Guess from the gallery, Please guess there was Billy Jean
Speaker 2: by Michael Jackson. No no, no, no, no no, it.
Speaker 1: Wasn't on the history album? Was this? Well?
Speaker 4: Then how well?
Speaker 3: Love?
Speaker 2: You know, you know when Peter k did his video
Speaker 2: and you still think like that that's got some very
Speaker 2: dodgy people in it. It's not quite as joyous of
Speaker 2: the rewatch the There's, There's There's. I mean it is
Speaker 2: very uplifting and very fun as you go along doing that,
Speaker 2: but yeah, it's a it's it's a regrettable moment, I feel,
Speaker 2: and seeing you sat there with a bottle hagg in
Speaker 2: your mouth starting trying to sing the way to Alba Real, I.
Speaker 3: Feel we might have reached a low point in our lives.
Speaker 6: Judge awful, oh mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Just for the records, whichever camera was it? Just for
Speaker 1: a record.
Speaker 3: I was not banking on the.
Speaker 1: Trap elsin elsin, Well, all.
Speaker 3: Well, love.
Speaker 2: Is it something to do with eyes?
Speaker 1: Is it? Is it?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I think I've got it? Is it Simon and garfun
Speaker 2: call Bridge over trouble water or is it silent one? No,
Speaker 2: it's not sounding silence?
Speaker 1: Is it? It's Bridge out of trouble? Oh yay, I'm
Speaker 1: good at this game.
Speaker 8: Well, well this falling down by fair lady.
Speaker 3: See I am, I'm good at this.
Speaker 8: Mm hm oh that's one. All right, I want to
Speaker 8: roll go on.
Speaker 4: Well now.
Speaker 2: I think you might just be singing random words so
Speaker 2: I can't win again.
Speaker 3: The gallery is trying to help again. Gallery guests, please
Speaker 3: go ahead, please.
Speaker 1: Kennley.
Speaker 3: Who the hell's ken Lee? Who's ken Lee? Oh? Not? What?
Speaker 3: What there?
Speaker 2: Who's ken Lee? We'll stick around next us. That's Mike
Speaker 2: with that science.
Speaker 3: That is.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to cheering the cud. And now we learned
Speaker 2: something we didn't need to know. It's Mike in. That's science.
Speaker 1: That is, that's science. That is cool. So water, as
Speaker 1: we know, is in short supply fresh drinking water, so
Speaker 1: we need to use it sparingly, but as homosexual as
Speaker 1: we like flowers. So what we want to do is
Speaker 1: create a low water vase for flowers. Okay, okay, to
Speaker 1: the point where you just get the stem moist and
Speaker 1: it will keep the flowers fresh and alive.
Speaker 2: I love the use of the word moist.
Speaker 1: I love the word moist. Very first thing it needs
Speaker 1: to do is to take a small plastic bottle that
Speaker 1: we're going to reuse. Okay, go recycle. And what we
Speaker 1: want to do is we want to take off the tip.
Speaker 1: You mean the lid, actually cut off the tip. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: I've got a pair of You want to remove the
Speaker 1: top and a little.
Speaker 3: Bottom and the little bottom.
Speaker 1: A little bottom, So you want literally just a tube
Speaker 1: of plastic eventually, okay, okay, we can. We can do this.
Speaker 1: Do you want it right off at the tip or
Speaker 1: give yourself some width you want? You want a bit,
Speaker 1: a girl, You basically want to use the main part
Speaker 1: of the body of the bottom. So what I say
Speaker 1: is from the little lip, okay, down to the little
Speaker 1: we want the full.
Speaker 2: Thickness of the richness.
Speaker 1: Right, I'm with you.
Speaker 3: It's easy to cut into as well.
Speaker 1: Easy to cut into, okay. And what you want to
Speaker 1: try and make sure is that there's no jaggedy edges
Speaker 1: as well. Um, I think I might have already nailed
Speaker 1: on that sort, but you can, you can. You can
Speaker 1: re trim once you cut it off to ensure the
Speaker 1: jagged edges. Oop, it's cut off in my hand, okay,
Speaker 1: as it does. So once you've on the top, you
Speaker 1: do the bottom.
Speaker 2: Right, there's a very jaggedy bit here, but we'll have
Speaker 2: to coat well.
Speaker 1: You can trim once you're cut off. That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 1: Bottom is a little bit stiffer. It is very bottoms.
Speaker 1: That's something you've said before.
Speaker 2: You want it to be moist but still retain firmness. Indeed,
Speaker 2: cool done, Okay, cool. Now that's the open vessel all right.
Speaker 2: Now your least jagged depart needs to be the top.
Speaker 2: So run your fingers around the rim and find your
Speaker 2: smoothest area.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay. Now you have been given a prophilectic gundom.
Speaker 1: I remember these when I had a sex life. Oh
Speaker 1: bless you. And what you want to do is you
Speaker 1: want to extend it and unrather it. Oh, take it out,
Speaker 1: then take it out. Never use your teeth. You should
Speaker 1: never use your teeth. You have a chance of breaking it.
Speaker 1: And then you want to slide it in and then
Speaker 1: wrap it around.
Speaker 2: M bringing back memories of fumbles when in my teenage years,
Speaker 2: that's not quite unfelt.
Speaker 1: It needs proper.
Speaker 2: Unfurling, it needs properly It's surprising how far that you're
Speaker 2: saying stretch it is, which I found very very useful
Speaker 2: for myself.
Speaker 1: Okay, So once you've done that, Now the next thing.
Speaker 1: You've got some film phone, some some purple film. And
Speaker 1: what you want to do she wants to cut off
Speaker 1: some chunks of film, chunky bits. Okay. And once you've
Speaker 1: got some chunky bits of film like cubes, well little
Speaker 1: cube kind of things that the film I've given you
Speaker 1: is in triangular pyramid things like cubes of toblone like
Speaker 1: pieces of the word cube applies. It's got four sides.
Speaker 2: Well, we can be liberal with language, artistic poets tree.
Speaker 1: So I'd say you need about two of the strips
Speaker 1: worth of phobia bits m h. And this is going
Speaker 1: to act as insulation. Oh why are we going to
Speaker 1: make it hot? Huh? So that the moisture doesn't evaporate
Speaker 1: right right, and you're just going to pop that in
Speaker 1: while holding your condom in the middle.
Speaker 2: Hello, So they surround theft of the condoms Okay, you
Speaker 2: don't want to go all the way to the top,
Speaker 2: but we wanted to be quite full.
Speaker 1: Okay, stuff, I'm in huh wonderful, lovely, marveless.
Speaker 2: Oh you do rush. You should take your turn with
Speaker 2: These things are the worse that split on you.
Speaker 1: Hm. Okay, at least.
Speaker 2: That's how I remember it.
Speaker 1: Mhm h m hmm. Going too vast is what caused
Speaker 1: the problem friction mm hmm. Okay, okay. Now the next
Speaker 1: thing we need to do is we need to create
Speaker 1: something will cause grip on the shaft of the flower.
Speaker 1: And that's what we would use this balloon for. Okay.
Speaker 1: It's got some water in it, just for some weight, okay.
Speaker 1: And what I want you to do is get it.
Speaker 1: So it's about fifty to fifty weight in little in balls,
Speaker 1: what's separated in half other side, okay. And then once
Speaker 1: you've got about fifty to fifty you want to twist
Speaker 1: it off. Okay. So you've got two testicular inside. Yes,
Speaker 1: and if you're very envious, if you're very dexterous, you
Speaker 1: can tie the other ends off. If you are dexterous
Speaker 1: enough to do that. No, okay, that's fine. You can
Speaker 1: just hold them for a while.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're quite enjoying just bouncing them on my finger
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, if they burst, remember there's electric below you. Oh yes.
Speaker 1: Now what we want to do is this is the
Speaker 1: challenging bit. We're going to take the condomp mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: We're going to feed it through the gap between the
Speaker 1: two bubbles of the blue. Okay, and then we're going
Speaker 1: to pop the blooey bubbly bits in the top of
Speaker 1: your water your old water bottle. Now, my ball balls
Speaker 1: are too big, okay, so I have to release some
Speaker 1: of the liquid. Okay, my ball balls are quite big,
Speaker 1: but I like them that way.
Speaker 2: So I'm just going to squeeze them in the hole
Speaker 2: and make sure they're firm and tight in place.
Speaker 1: Because I can. I can, I can manage. So what
Speaker 1: it wants to do now, okay, is get the tip
Speaker 1: of the condom in between the bables, yes, okay, and
Speaker 1: the bubbles of the blue need to be at the
Speaker 1: top of the bottom. It's a bit tricky if you're
Speaker 1: not very dexterous.
Speaker 2: It's giving me flashbacks to a Friday, And I like
Speaker 2: to be honest.
Speaker 1: I'm cheating. I'm using my mouth because I'm a professional.
Speaker 1: Nothing wrong with that, to be honest. Okay, have you
Speaker 1: done that? I did ages ago. I'm just enjoying right now.
Speaker 1: What we're going to do is take the tip of
Speaker 1: your condom off. Oh you have to put it right
Speaker 1: right through, all right right through, because the condom is
Speaker 1: now going to encase the top part of the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I need a bit more. A bit more
Speaker 2: condom will be interesting. Show me about my chafts through.
Speaker 2: Nip off the end.
Speaker 1: If off the end so you've got an open end,
Speaker 1: and spread that around at your bottom.
Speaker 3: This is how my neighbor got her husband to stay.
Speaker 1: Okay, and there you have a low water, boss. I
Speaker 1: think you'll find this is where we've got a flesh light. No,
Speaker 1: it's not. It's a low water.
Speaker 2: This is a homemade flesh lights water.
Speaker 1: Don't ask me how I know.
Speaker 2: But COVID and lockdown was a very long, lonely time.
Speaker 1: That's science, that is m that's science that is so
Speaker 1: yours has failed.
Speaker 2: It's an actual disaster. Mine's worked perfectly fine. Right, So
Speaker 2: what we need to do you need to get some
Speaker 2: more shit intoelve ours. Okay, don't have any moisture.
Speaker 1: Was going to. It's a bit of spit. It doesn't
Speaker 1: need to be much, just a bit of spit, right,
Speaker 1: and then I can pop off flowering. You have to
Speaker 1: ease it in. You can't go ramming it in. Okay,
Speaker 1: but there we a bit tight. But it's in now
Speaker 1: we've got to see. Now that's pretty and it's low water.
Speaker 2: So economical, recycling ugly as hell for the planet. I
Speaker 2: can see Gretta being very proud of you. I think
Speaker 2: Greta would be very proud of me too.
Speaker 1: It's just a little bit of a a little bit
Speaker 1: of tightness there to because you sometimes have to widen
Speaker 1: it to.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, I'm fine, Okay, Yeah, I've got yourself a
Speaker 2: little stretched toy out of it. I'm happy. Well, that's
Speaker 2: a fantastic invention that will truly save the world, and
Speaker 2: none of us are going to die from an apocalyptic
Speaker 2: hell from a lack of water.
Speaker 1: You've just saved the world. It's like a fleshlight it.
Speaker 1: I've invented the homemade flesh light slash bars.
Speaker 2: And just like that, we're all suddenly going to die.
Speaker 1: A broken me stem. But that's almost the end of
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Speaker 2: Thank you for watching and we'll see you soon.
Speaker 1: Goodbye, bye, three Flowers. I can fit in there.