Speaker 1: What's up you guys.
Speaker 2: It's us Cecily and Stephanie here with some information.
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Speaker 2: Hey, Hi, today is reality Day. It's reality show day.
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Speaker 2: mostly Bachelor and other things as well. And I want
Speaker 2: to surprise you with something you didn't even have on
Speaker 2: the docket. But I just wanted to read someone just
Speaker 2: posted this on threads. You know, on a thread you
Speaker 2: can see something because someone you know commented like you
Speaker 2: saw mine.
Speaker 1: So page six, a couple of.
Speaker 2: Days ago posted RFK Junior and Cheryl Hines are back
Speaker 2: on track like a tea age couple in love after
Speaker 2: the Olivia Newsy saga. Oh thank god. I was so
Speaker 2: worried if if our friend Cheryl Hines, if.
Speaker 1: Those two can't make it work, then, like you know what,
Speaker 1: I mean, what are we even doing? What are we
Speaker 1: so good that they're getting along? Like just great? Like great?
Speaker 1: What happened to her? I hate her so much. I
Speaker 1: don't think anything happened to her.
Speaker 2: I think I think, I mean, I understand because she
Speaker 2: had she did a podcast with our friend and so
Speaker 2: We're like, how can that be? But I told you
Speaker 2: she was nasty all the way back in her to
Speaker 2: her growlings days. Yeah, she was very nasty to a
Speaker 2: guy that I dated. She dated before me. They didn't
Speaker 2: really date. They went on like one date.
Speaker 1: And she's really mean to him on the date and
Speaker 1: she told him me it was fat. Yeah, she's terrible.
Speaker 2: Like I remember like kind of being surprised and whatever.
Speaker 2: But I didn't read the story, but apparently in it
Speaker 2: she had. They explained that she had FaceTime sex with
Speaker 2: RFK Jr. FaceTime and you're like ready for sex, and
Speaker 2: he's just there that like all red faced.
Speaker 1: He's got like a dead octopus behind him. Oh oh
Speaker 1: my god. He's such a horrible like first of all,
Speaker 1: I mean of all the things he's he's a lot
Speaker 1: of things, but he's also just like a.
Speaker 2: Serial like cheat, horrible cheater and animal killer for the
Speaker 2: sake of it.
Speaker 1: I mean, see if he can. Yeah, but if you
Speaker 1: have if you have no no, what do you call it,
Speaker 1: like morals at all? That's you know, okay, but are
Speaker 1: you also you just don't care about cheating at all?
Speaker 1: You don't care about being coated Kennedy's there's a he's
Speaker 1: a uh, he's ah, Happy birthday, mister president. So that's
Speaker 1: how I explain it. Happy birthday, birthday, mister.
Speaker 2: I mean Jackie Jackie Kennedy had to sit on stage
Speaker 2: and let Marilyn Monroe do that, like just be like, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 2: it's just the Kennedy thing. It's what they do. What
Speaker 2: if Cheryl Hines just starts doing that.
Speaker 1: I feel like your Marilyn Monroe is a little bit
Speaker 1: similar to your Kristin Shawl, which I like, I appreciate.
Speaker 1: I think it's fun. I have a word, Michael. I'm
Speaker 1: my Correto. Time to come to my comedy show.
Speaker 3: It's a virtual I don't know what if you're standing
Speaker 3: here with anybody else.
Speaker 1: But I'm not going to address her.
Speaker 2: Address her, oh into that or we could not. But
Speaker 2: I used to have a joke about Marilyn Monroe. I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna throw this in release I want to. It's
Speaker 2: not really a joke.
Speaker 1: But you know, when I used to do those serious
Speaker 1: exam I used to do these radio sketches with my
Speaker 1: friend Henry and greg Or in like a bunch of comics.
Speaker 1: We got together like every two years.
Speaker 2: We created these sketches that we sold to Serious XM,
Speaker 2: and in fact, we got royalties for about fifteen years
Speaker 2: on those. Wow cool like they play them a lot.
Speaker 2: So one of the sketches that I think they aired,
Speaker 2: I think we recorded it, but I don't remember, was
Speaker 2: that It's kind of one of my favorite ones where
Speaker 2: I was doing a commercial. I was supposed to be
Speaker 2: doing a commercial and Henry's running the commercial like You'd
Speaker 2: be like, all right, it's just a voiceover for this,
Speaker 2: like body wash, So just all right, take one, just
Speaker 2: say the words. So whatever the script was, I would
Speaker 2: do it in a Marilyn Monroe voice, and then I
Speaker 2: would add like Marilyn like fun.
Speaker 1: Facts, and he's like, let's cut. He's like, that's not
Speaker 1: in the script at all. You're just so I'd just
Speaker 1: be it'd be like, ex bodywash, everybody loves it. That's
Speaker 1: the line. And then i'd be like.
Speaker 3: Ox body wash, my husband like whatever, like I love
Speaker 3: the Kennedy family, and he'd be like, cut, none of
Speaker 3: that's in the script and you're just doing a Marilyn
Speaker 3: Monroe voice.
Speaker 1: That's you're not just do your regular like I'm so sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't even hear that, and I'd be like, okay,
Speaker 1: k two, and I'm like, axe body, why it started
Speaker 1: out normal? Like ax bodywa wash And I'm like just
Speaker 1: a scared little quote not much.
Speaker 2: And he's like wow because you even said the normal gene.
Speaker 2: That's so And I'm like, wait, that's meral Monroe. I
Speaker 2: didn't even It's so hard to explain, but I'm glad
Speaker 2: you're laughing. That's why we're friends. This is not I'm
Speaker 2: not quite I'll find it and post it.
Speaker 1: I love it. That sounds very absurd, Yes, it is
Speaker 1: very Okay, so let's get into reality staff. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: let me pull up our first story. Oh god, there's
Speaker 1: an embarrassment of riches today. Okay, first of all, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna start with this because I didn't even warn you.
Speaker 1: I don't even warn you about this, but this is all.
Speaker 1: This is a headline, and then we can discuss. And
Speaker 1: the headline is Danny bookouh. So this is from season three,
Speaker 1: episode sixteen, part one of the after show of the Valley.
Speaker 1: It says Danny Booko admits to being quote six years
Speaker 1: porn free. What yeah, So, with all the things we
Speaker 1: know about Danny Booko that we wish we didn't know.
Speaker 1: Now we have to know that just six years ago
Speaker 1: he was having to get help free porn addiction. He
Speaker 1: is the worst.
Speaker 2: I'm still I still watch The Valley, you know, Ah,
Speaker 2: I watched the show.
Speaker 1: I know you bailed.
Speaker 2: I love the season actually, and but just because I
Speaker 2: hate I hate love it so much. It's so awful
Speaker 2: that you kind of can't look. I like, look forward
Speaker 2: to it. And he's the worst. He's worse than Jack's.
Speaker 2: I would choose Jack's. Well, first I would choose the bear.
Speaker 2: Then I would choose Jack, Then I would choose.
Speaker 1: Row. Somebody, well, somebody somebody wrote I'd rather him admit
Speaker 1: to being sober for three days in a row, right,
Speaker 1: which thinks, Yeah, it's like you have bigger fish to fry,
Speaker 1: Danny Bookoh right, yeah, go back to your porn and
Speaker 1: lay off the side off.
Speaker 2: But so is nice, so is Yeah, she's equal, I
Speaker 2: mean almost equally is terrible.
Speaker 1: But it's always these fucking religious people, right, yeah, remember
Speaker 1: when Mattie Prewett, who is the one that she was
Speaker 1: the really religious one that pilot Pete Pilot Pete chose
Speaker 1: Hannah Anne but then dumbed her because she was like,
Speaker 1: I was really in love with Mattie Pruett, but Mattie
Speaker 1: Prewitt left on a plane because she didn't want to
Speaker 1: be proposed to. But then she decided she wanted to
Speaker 1: date him, and then many years later she's married. She
Speaker 1: came out and said that she was like getting treatment
Speaker 1: for like a masturbation problem.
Speaker 2: I remember, Yeah, it was insane. That's so weird and
Speaker 2: gross and almost like like it's almost like a kink
Speaker 2: that she wanted to say it. It's almost like it's
Speaker 2: not even real, and she just like really wanted just
Speaker 2: starting an only fan. Yeah, but I think at the
Speaker 2: time I was like, hmm, that's a weird thing to
Speaker 2: talk about.
Speaker 1: It is weird, but it's also very like, well, it's
Speaker 1: because I'm really religious, but God saved me from from masturbating,
Speaker 1: which is very wrong. I've made sure to tell people
Speaker 1: it's masturbation is wrong, But now I'm going to come
Speaker 1: out and tell you that I was doing it so
Speaker 1: often that I had a problem and needed help. Anyway.
Speaker 2: By the way, I just realized in this exact moment,
Speaker 2: if you heard me typing, that's because I was googling something.
Speaker 1: Okay, I knew in my mind.
Speaker 2: Something was wrong in my mind between well that we know,
Speaker 2: but all this time Pilot Pete Peter Weber, Right, all
Speaker 2: this time I was picturing something else. Remember, I was like,
Speaker 2: he were he lived in Dallas.
Speaker 1: You're so dumb.
Speaker 2: You don't even know that you know everything about the
Speaker 2: Bachelor and you don't even know that you probably didn't know.
Speaker 1: My mind was saying you were here. Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: know that. But okay, uh huh. I was wrong. I
Speaker 1: had him confused with fucking Jake. Jake was also he's yes,
Speaker 1: from totally different season. He was from season fourteen.
Speaker 2: Obviously, Peter was from season twenty four, ten seasons later.
Speaker 2: And I this whole time thought that Jake was Pete
Speaker 2: Pilot Pete, And the whole time I was so confused.
Speaker 2: Every time I would see a picture of Pilot Pete,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I know I have face blindness, and they
Speaker 2: are just.
Speaker 1: Like two white dudes that could be each other. I guess.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was, I was wrong. That's who I Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have to say, Pilot Pete way more relevant.
Speaker 2: Yes, But Jake, who I'm looking up, is better looking.
Speaker 2: If I, in my personal opinion, probably Jake. I think
Speaker 2: you forgot how good looking Jake Velka was.
Speaker 1: Velka, Yeah, Vienna was the one that he picked. Yes,
Speaker 1: she was terrible. Yeah. I loved watching.
Speaker 2: Her on Bachelor and Paradise though. Okay, okay, he was
Speaker 2: born in Dallas. Yeah we got I got it.
Speaker 1: So the next story that I am I, Who am I?
Speaker 1: Who am I? Right now? The next story that I'm
Speaker 1: going to bring you the money?
Speaker 2: I was just I was just listening weirdly to that
Speaker 2: podcast that we did because I was listening to old
Speaker 2: clips because I was going to try to put together
Speaker 2: a compilation. We did a whole thing about America's not
Speaker 2: Top Model That is so fun. Remember we were just
Speaker 2: like going in sane.
Speaker 1: Yep, this next, oh my god, person that I'm going
Speaker 1: to call is It's like, just say the person the
Speaker 1: next one who's who's the top model? Is this person?
Speaker 1: All right? Anyway? I digress. Okay, So did you hear
Speaker 1: about this story about Britney Cartwright speaking of the Valley.
Speaker 1: They're the publicist who is representing both Brittany and Jack's
Speaker 1: is now fucking Jack's. So her name's Lori Krebs. I mean,
Speaker 1: could it get any worse for her?
Speaker 2: Not doing well for Brittany, she did.
Speaker 1: Jack stop fucking our publicist, Jacks.
Speaker 3: Whenever I tell you not to fuck a publicist Publishest, whenever.
Speaker 2: I tay you, she always say whenever instead of when
Speaker 2: it's so annoying. And also remember she tried to bring on.
Speaker 2: She trying to make this other dude happen that they
Speaker 2: got rid of almost immediately in this season of the Valley, She's.
Speaker 1: Like, I had a momy, I had a mommy. Timmy
Speaker 1: took and he didn't even bother. He asked for money
Speaker 1: from me.
Speaker 2: I sent him money and it was like okay, and
Speaker 2: everybody was like, girl, you have to get rid of him,
Speaker 2: like we're not filming the back.
Speaker 1: Yes, he wanted to be paid to like assist her,
Speaker 1: to care for her. Afterwards he was like, can you
Speaker 1: pay me like five thousand dollars or something?
Speaker 2: Wasn't I mean, she has some weird fun Jacks. I mean,
Speaker 2: I can kind of see like falling for this like
Speaker 2: bullshit at the beginning, you can see it done it,
Speaker 2: but I can see it.
Speaker 1: But she's she's really struggled.
Speaker 2: I feel for her this season actually, I like kind
Speaker 2: of rooting for her.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, so so Lauri krebs some photo surface showing
Speaker 1: Laurie getting cozy with Jack's Jack's uh they were having
Speaker 1: an intimate moment in the in a resort's infinity pool,
Speaker 1: so now she no longer represents Brittany uh. So, Jackson
Speaker 1: and Laurie were spotted together during a trip at Hotel
Speaker 1: Moussai in Port of Varta, Mexico, and Britney learned of
Speaker 1: the alleged fling shortly before TMZ shared photos of the
Speaker 1: pair getting cozy. He was wrapping his arms around her
Speaker 1: while they talked. It was part of a group birthday
Speaker 1: celebration for Jacks, whose birthday is on July eleventh, And
Speaker 1: Brittany is, of course feeling betrayed by Laurie more than
Speaker 1: by Jacks, because she doesn't expect much from him at
Speaker 1: this point, it says, and when the Jacks Lorie rumors
Speaker 1: first started swirling two years ago, Britney chose to believe
Speaker 1: Laurie that nothing was going on. She continued to work
Speaker 1: with her and trust her, and this is how Laurie
Speaker 1: repays her. And since the Mexico photo surface, Laurie appears
Speaker 1: to have deleted her Instagram account, so he has been
Speaker 1: bugging her for two years? Could he get any could
Speaker 1: he be anyworse? That's crazy to me. God, so the
Speaker 1: rumors were swirling two years ago he went to treatment,
Speaker 1: they were still seeing each other. I mean, all this
Speaker 1: time that Brittany's had to like feel bad. I mean,
Speaker 1: come on.
Speaker 2: Jack's also doesn't seem to have a Instagram account unless
Speaker 2: I'm just not finding it. Maybe he has some bullshit name.
Speaker 2: Remember he had a fake name that he was it.
Speaker 1: With, Yeah, and all the other stuff.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I weirdly can't seem to wait, that's Jack's teller.
Speaker 2: That's maybe because you know what, when you google something?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, don't you want to say
Speaker 2: to Google or whatever you're doing. It's like, you know what?
Speaker 2: I feel that way with a phone number. If I'm
Speaker 2: putting a phone number to text somebody and I get
Speaker 2: one number wrong, I'm like, oh my God, give me
Speaker 2: a break. It should get there. Yeah, it should just
Speaker 2: tell you.
Speaker 1: Jack Taylor.
Speaker 2: Oh shoot, no, he very much has Guess how many,
Speaker 2: don't look, guess how many Instagram followers, mister Jax Taylor
Speaker 2: has that five seven hundred and fifty thousand, one point
Speaker 2: two million. Oh why so we're not and he's followed
Speaker 2: by a couple of my friends. It doesn't ever make
Speaker 2: give you pause. Yeah what, yes, Okay, all right, okay,
Speaker 2: I have another story. Should we just keep moving?
Speaker 1: Let's keep it moving because there's so many there's a
Speaker 1: lot of good ones. Okay. Courtney Robertson who we like, right,
Speaker 1: Courtney Robertson was an early villain type on The Bachelor,
Speaker 1: then Ben Flash Flaginge or something. Who can say, I
Speaker 1: feel like Ben, not Higgens, either Flaznek or something Ben.
Speaker 1: They didn't take it seriously though, I remember even me
Speaker 1: who wouldn't take it seriously myself. They were very disruptive
Speaker 1: and very not very easy to produce because they were
Speaker 1: really not He chose her from the beginning.
Speaker 2: He was sucking her from the beginning. Yeah, they went
Speaker 2: and had sex on a beach.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then the bushes, right did she blow him
Speaker 1: in the member? I thinks so crazy?
Speaker 2: Kind of loved it, but it was also like, well,
Speaker 2: why are we putting these other women through this?
Speaker 1: Yes, so she wrote a book about like uh. I
Speaker 1: think her book was like one of the first ones
Speaker 1: that was called like I'm not He wasn't not here
Speaker 1: to make friends, and she apparently it was a good book,
Speaker 1: and she spilled a lot of tea about you know,
Speaker 1: just being labeled as the villain and what have you. Okay,
Speaker 1: So she and Ben broke up pretty quickly, and then
Speaker 1: she was married. She got married, and she was married
Speaker 1: for eight years, but she filed for divorce and I
Speaker 1: feel bad for her. So I'm gonna tell you this
Speaker 1: is a Reddit thread about this situation, and somebody she
Speaker 1: was on a podcast, because of course she was, and
Speaker 1: of course it wasn't ours, Thanks Courtney. So it's called
Speaker 1: I Didn't come here to get a divorce. This is
Speaker 1: the episode. Oh it's it's the episode of her podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right. She does have a Yeah. So
Speaker 1: she basically said that this guy was a great dad
Speaker 1: but a shitty husband. But then later in this thing
Speaker 1: that I'm going to read you, she says some things
Speaker 1: that do not sound like a great dad at all.
Speaker 1: She said she would never tolerate cheating, but she found
Speaker 1: out he's been leading a double life and she feels
Speaker 1: totally misled. She called him a malignant narcissist. She's gone
Speaker 1: into his phone for years, and each time she found
Speaker 1: something and he called her crazy each time. Oh man,
Speaker 1: women messaging her asking her to ask about a certain name,
Speaker 1: and it turns out it was a hooker. This is
Speaker 1: all just quick stories, female or male. I'm just curious
Speaker 1: messaging her. I don't know, okay, the way that she
Speaker 1: I think it's women. I think he's cheating with women.
Speaker 1: She said, I know what you're thinking. Maybe she let
Speaker 1: herself go after three kids. And then the person who
Speaker 1: wrote this is like Courtney, no one is thinking this.
Speaker 1: But she said she had a very healthy they had
Speaker 1: a very healthy sex life. While she was in Sedona
Speaker 1: planning their wedding, he had a girl over in their
Speaker 1: bed and she has a screenshot. Oh my god. And
Speaker 1: she thinks that he targeted her because she was on
Speaker 1: the show. He speaks to her unkindly, yells at the
Speaker 1: kids and says Courtney's too much of a free spirit
Speaker 1: and the kids are better behaved with him. Oh, that
Speaker 1: doesn't sound that bad. She's talked to other women who
Speaker 1: are involved with him, and he always has affairs with
Speaker 1: married women, so they have something to lose. One woman
Speaker 1: he's been with for four years and she has screenshots
Speaker 1: and call logs because they share a phone. Plan. So yeah,
Speaker 1: very bad, pretty pretty bad. And what's your thing? Show
Speaker 1: me a beautiful woman and I'll show you the guy
Speaker 1: who's a guy who's sick of fucking her. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: so yeah, I mean because she's pretty beautiful, very beautiful,
Speaker 1: very beautiful. Okay, should I just keep moving through it?
Speaker 1: I got another thing. This one is not as interesting
Speaker 1: because I think we forget okay. So it's about Katie Janella.
Speaker 1: Katie Janella reveals production secrets after being fired from the show.
Speaker 1: So remember Katie was on OC but also I just
Speaker 1: want to go into that, and remember that Emily was
Speaker 1: really out to get her, and Emily had the lie
Speaker 1: detector over at her house and then they they kicked
Speaker 1: Katie out because they said she was a big liar,
Speaker 1: even though and Jena too.
Speaker 2: Gina was furious because Katie was going around and telling
Speaker 2: Heather like the Gina said things like I only need
Speaker 2: I need to keep Heather around for her real estate, yes,
Speaker 2: for the people she knows, and Katie swore by it,
Speaker 2: and I believe Gina because you know, I love Gina.
Speaker 2: Gina was mad as hell. Katie was I didn't like
Speaker 2: Katie personally, no.
Speaker 1: And Katie did the thing that we talked about many
Speaker 1: times that somehow got brushed under the rug, which was
Speaker 1: she had the road rage incident that she was very
Speaker 1: much caught lying about because she one went to the
Speaker 1: she got in an altercation with a guy, and then
Speaker 1: she followed him home because he called the police from
Speaker 1: his driveway. Where how did she get to his driveway
Speaker 1: unless she followed him. So there and the police arrested him,
Speaker 1: but then he had videotape and they ended up arresting her.
Speaker 1: So and she swears up and down that no, he
Speaker 1: was the aggressor and she she was a victim and idea,
Speaker 1: I mean, it was clearly she lied, so she lies.
Speaker 1: But anyway, here's what she said. So she did not
Speaker 1: have an easy last season on the Rowhouse with Orange County.
Speaker 1: This is on Reality Tea. I'm reading from Michelle Alejandro's article.
Speaker 1: So it says the she's been candid about her struggles
Speaker 1: on the show, and now she's opening up about the
Speaker 1: dark side of filming. So let's see what the part
Speaker 1: is that was interesting. She says, the person says, do
Speaker 1: you feel like you had to do all that they're
Speaker 1: asking her about? Saying that the stories don't seem real
Speaker 1: anymore on the Housewives and that they're self produced for drama,
Speaker 1: and the person asked her, do you feel like you
Speaker 1: had to do all that or that you were encouraged
Speaker 1: to self produce or you were encouraged to produce a
Speaker 1: certain storyline. That's what she was asked, and she says, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just going to get to this one one of
Speaker 1: the craziest stories. She says, yes, there was a bit
Speaker 1: in the beginning when she didn't know better. They pushed
Speaker 1: her to discuss certain things. But one of the craziest
Speaker 1: stories involved in Asian grocery store. She revealed that the
Speaker 1: cast gets a weekly filming schedule, and she said her
Speaker 1: schedule had her showing cast mates in Asian grocery store.
Speaker 1: She figured it was likely h Mart, but it turned
Speaker 1: out to be a Japanese grocery store. Katie then says
Speaker 1: she tried to tell the producers she was Korean, not Japanese,
Speaker 1: and they were like, it's fine, it's fine, just walk
Speaker 1: in with them point to a few things. Katie alleged.
Speaker 1: She said she felt uncomfortable pretending that she knew about
Speaker 1: Japanese culture when she barely knew about Korean culture and
Speaker 1: they told her to quote make it work, but she
Speaker 1: put her forth down and refused to film there. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a little crazy, I think, I mean, do we okay?
Speaker 1: I hate saying this. I don't have She has no
Speaker 1: reason to make that up, but like she lies.
Speaker 2: She seemed to lie a lot on her season, So
Speaker 2: do we believe her?
Speaker 1: I guess well. I think it was tough because, like
Speaker 1: I do think that Heather and you know what's his
Speaker 1: name from Botch Terry? I do think they called proparazzi.
Speaker 1: I mean it was oh yeah, yeah, yeah, and that
Speaker 1: was the big story and Heather wanted to deny it.
Speaker 1: But it's like, okay, but paparazzi is not at Disneyland
Speaker 1: looking for Heather and Terry, so obviously either they took
Speaker 1: the picture and sent it themselves to Papa Rozzi whatever
Speaker 1: it is. Katie was probably not wrong one on that,
Speaker 1: But I don't believe what she said that Gina said
Speaker 1: to her, Like why would she say to Katie, I
Speaker 1: just keep Heather around for her contacts. I just don't
Speaker 1: think that's something my sweet Gina would say, right, And
Speaker 1: it's certainly not about like Gina's a little bit of
Speaker 1: a beta, you know, and she's a pleaser, and I
Speaker 1: think that she would never say that about Heather, and
Speaker 1: that's like, there's no reason they weren't even fighting. It
Speaker 1: just seems made up.
Speaker 2: And the fact that she got as mad as she
Speaker 2: did just tells me, like, if you said it, you
Speaker 2: would just deal with it, but I don't.
Speaker 1: She was like crying mad, like follow you. I never
Speaker 1: said that, you're fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: So I don't like that kind of stuff unless they
Speaker 2: all agreed on it and it made good TV, which
Speaker 2: it didn't because Katie got fired or life.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. She also claimed that production would often tell her
Speaker 1: what to say or do, and even interrupted a scene
Speaker 1: once to tell her to bring something up. She said
Speaker 1: a lot of it was fake and just repackaged drama
Speaker 1: and tribes storylines that they show year after year. According
Speaker 1: to Katie, this especially applies.
Speaker 2: To Gina and Emily because that's that's who pushed back
Speaker 2: on her. Yeah, I mean it's probably true. Of course
Speaker 2: it's true. I wouldn't mean of course it's true, but
Speaker 2: like you don't need her to tell us don't reinvent
Speaker 2: the wheel. Yeah, I don't get paid by the wheel
Speaker 2: and then fuck the wheel.
Speaker 1: That's what we always say. Yeah, you know, that's why
Speaker 1: I'm grandmother used always don't don't get paid by the
Speaker 1: wheel and fuck the wheel. That's such a classic. People
Speaker 1: don't say that enough. I think I have it embroidered.
Speaker 1: I have it like on a like baby blanket pillow,
Speaker 1: oh baby blanket. Yeah, I have it paid by the
Speaker 1: wheel and then fuck the wheel. No, whatever you do, right,
Speaker 1: it still holds true. That's the thing. It's like it
Speaker 1: was I was cut. Somebody came up with it a
Speaker 1: long time ago. But some of those was it in
Speaker 1: the Bible?
Speaker 2: I think it was in the Old Time and then
Speaker 2: redesigned in the New Testament and right updated Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: Jesus updated it. And or he didn't even write the Bible.
Speaker 2: One of his friends did. His friends. That's how little
Speaker 2: I know. One of his best friends. He's like, I'm
Speaker 2: going to give you access to writing about me. Yeah, book, yeah,
Speaker 2: ghost writer, ghost.
Speaker 1: Writer, yes, yes, yes. And then they didn't want credit.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. They were like, I'm not even like
Speaker 1: you don't even have to say you've got a ghostwriter,
Speaker 1: like you could take credit. It was like you can
Speaker 1: just say yeah. He's like no, no. But also all
Speaker 1: of his friends.
Speaker 2: He has all these friends and they each write their
Speaker 2: own They're like, all right, you don't want to hire
Speaker 2: one of us to gos write your book.
Speaker 1: We'll all do it. And then you get to choose, Yes,
Speaker 1: do you think is best? Yes?
Speaker 2: They throw it all in there and then he go spoiler,
Speaker 2: Jesus didn't make it. Now, listen, I know that all
Speaker 2: of these people were after all of this was later.
Speaker 2: I understand how the timeline works were making jokes.
Speaker 1: They're not good ones. I think they are pretty good. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, listen.
Speaker 2: Here's still in the running for becoming there. Let's do
Speaker 2: one more, one more story. Okay, PK hey K puts.
Speaker 1: Durit on blast for extended European getaway amid Ex's financial crisis.
Speaker 1: I just think that AK should shut the fuck up,
Speaker 1: because where have you been, PK?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's barely there, like he's off with
Speaker 2: Mauricio on every yacht and then going to say he
Speaker 2: can go.
Speaker 1: This is what he says. So and he went to
Speaker 1: court this guy. The audacity of men like PK, so
Speaker 1: he says in a Monday court filing. PK claimed that
Speaker 1: his ex has been gone quote a minimum of three
Speaker 1: weeks without their two children. He alleged that Jagger twelve
Speaker 1: and Phoenix ten are in Florida with Durite's parents and nanny,
Speaker 1: and that the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star has
Speaker 1: quote not informed the children, nanny or PK of her
Speaker 1: return date. It's kind of weird. I doubt it. This
Speaker 1: is a long time. I don't think that she didn't.
Speaker 1: She probably told the nanny not to fucking tell p K.
Speaker 1: It is none of his business, so he says. The
Speaker 1: court documents alleged that the trip quote illustrates her prioritization
Speaker 1: of personal travel over addressing the urgent financial crisis facing
Speaker 1: their family home. And they're potentially facing foreclosure? What how
Speaker 1: are they just potentially facing foreclosure? Haven't they been facing
Speaker 1: foreclosure for like two years? Longer than that, way longer
Speaker 1: than that. Oh, this is five years. This is funny.
Speaker 1: We're almost done, so the two okay, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: The filing accused dread of quote a pattern of non cooperation,
Speaker 1: broken promises, and bad faith conduct that has unnecessarily exacerbated
Speaker 1: the situation. Seems obvious to me that he was the
Speaker 1: one who is not cooperating for a long time, and
Speaker 1: she was with the kids day in and day out.
Speaker 1: But whatever. P K also accused Dorit affwarding his summer
Speaker 1: travel plans with their children by letting the little one's
Speaker 1: passports expire. Okay, then you take your kids to get
Speaker 1: their passports renewed. I just don't wonder. I get so
Speaker 1: mad when everything is the mom's responsibility. Of course, that
Speaker 1: is he sucks so much and he's like, yeah, he's like,
Speaker 1: she knew that I wanted to take them across the
Speaker 1: pond this summer. It's like, okay, then get their passports renewed. Bitch.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's an idiot. He's the worst. He faked that thing.
Speaker 2: I'm with Garcel. Justice for Garcel. We were so hard
Speaker 2: on her and she was having to sit with that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: having to sit with that.
Speaker 1: Now. I want to just tell you this before we leave.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I kept Jake the pilot, not pilot Pete, but
Speaker 2: just the pilot.
Speaker 1: As Wikipedia was up at this full time.
Speaker 2: And did you know that he was an actor as
Speaker 2: a child. In A Night teen ninety nine, he was
Speaker 2: he played and Walker, Texas Ranger, which if you were
Speaker 2: an actor at all, you had that a credit. I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't, but everybody pretty much had that credit somehow.
Speaker 2: And he played young Cordell Walker. He played Walker, Texas
Speaker 2: Ranger as a little bait as a child. Maybe I
Speaker 2: don't know how much, but you know that that's crazy.
Speaker 2: And then in The President's Man, I don't know what
Speaker 2: that is, but I think it's a movie.
Speaker 1: He was a kid actor in that.
Speaker 2: Interesting it was nine years later that he became the Bachelor,
Speaker 2: so you know, he was young whatever.
Speaker 1: So when he was like just a little kid he was,
Speaker 1: he was just trying to It was just so I love.
Speaker 2: How they always on these shows speaking of produced, You're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we can't say that you're an aspiring actor.
Speaker 1: Would you think would you.
Speaker 2: Get like a private pilot's license? Because he really was
Speaker 2: only like he wasn't.
Speaker 1: He didn't.
Speaker 2: He wasn't like pilot Pete where he worked for United.
Speaker 2: He was like he had like you know what Harrison
Speaker 2: Ford has and constantly crashes into shit, right right, John
Speaker 2: Travolta or whatever, So like that, I'm sure they made
Speaker 2: him do that. I asked a friend, I was like,
Speaker 2: can I go on the Golden Bachelor, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: we'd have to come up with like a backstory for you.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, it's like could you be widowed?
Speaker 2: Like yep, let me marry someone real quick and.
Speaker 1: Let's see what happened. Yes, let me get on that.
Speaker 2: I'm apparently too young apparently, but soon I won't be
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 1: Am waited out. They'll keep the show going, We'll watch it. Yes,
Speaker 1: that would be. I was like, let's do this.
Speaker 2: Meta thing like what's your face? Was trying to say
Speaker 2: your favorite person. We'll make it really meta and I'll
Speaker 2: be the next Bachelor. Yeah, yeah, right, all.
Speaker 1: Right, allie, guys, we love you so much. We thank
Speaker 1: you for listening, and we will talk to you on Monday.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Bye bye.