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<v Speaker 1>What's up you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>It's us Cecily and Stephanie here with some information.

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<v Speaker 1>AI.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Hi, today is reality Day. It's reality show day.

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<v Speaker 2>Today we talk about Bravo okay, and and other Bravo

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<v Speaker 2>and and the Bachelor and the Bachelor and the Bravo

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<v Speaker 2>mostly Bachelor and other things as well. And I want

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<v Speaker 2>to surprise you with something you didn't even have on

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<v Speaker 2>the docket. But I just wanted to read someone just

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<v Speaker 2>posted this on threads. You know, on a thread you

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<v Speaker 2>can see something because someone you know commented like you

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<v Speaker 2>saw mine.

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<v Speaker 1>So page six, a couple of.

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<v Speaker 2>Days ago posted RFK Junior and Cheryl Hines are back

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<v Speaker 2>on track like a tea age couple in love after

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<v Speaker 2>the Olivia Newsy saga. Oh thank god. I was so

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<v Speaker 2>worried if if our friend Cheryl Hines, if.

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<v Speaker 1>Those two can't make it work, then, like you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, what are we even doing? What are we

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<v Speaker 1>so good that they're getting along? Like just great? Like great?

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<v Speaker 1>What happened to her? I hate her so much. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think anything happened to her.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I think, I mean, I understand because she

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<v Speaker 2>had she did a podcast with our friend and so

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<v Speaker 2>We're like, how can that be? But I told you

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<v Speaker 2>she was nasty all the way back in her to

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<v Speaker 2>her growlings days. Yeah, she was very nasty to a

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<v Speaker 2>guy that I dated. She dated before me. They didn't

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<v Speaker 2>really date. They went on like one date.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's really mean to him on the date and

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<v Speaker 1>she told him me it was fat. Yeah, she's terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I remember like kind of being surprised and whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>But I didn't read the story, but apparently in it

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<v Speaker 2>she had. They explained that she had FaceTime sex with

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<v Speaker 2>RFK Jr. FaceTime and you're like ready for sex, and

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<v Speaker 2>he's just there that like all red faced.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got like a dead octopus behind him. Oh oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. He's such a horrible like first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean of all the things he's he's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of things, but he's also just like a.

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<v Speaker 2>Serial like cheat, horrible cheater and animal killer for the

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<v Speaker 2>sake of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, see if he can. Yeah, but if you

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<v Speaker 1>have if you have no no, what do you call it,

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<v Speaker 1>like morals at all? That's you know, okay, but are

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<v Speaker 1>you also you just don't care about cheating at all?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't care about being coated Kennedy's there's a he's

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<v Speaker 1>a uh, he's ah, Happy birthday, mister president. So that's

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<v Speaker 1>how I explain it. Happy birthday, birthday, mister.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean Jackie Jackie Kennedy had to sit on stage

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<v Speaker 2>and let Marilyn Monroe do that, like just be like, yeah, whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just the Kennedy thing. It's what they do. What

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<v Speaker 2>if Cheryl Hines just starts doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like your Marilyn Monroe is a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>similar to your Kristin Shawl, which I like, I appreciate.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's fun. I have a word, Michael. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>my Correto. Time to come to my comedy show.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a virtual I don't know what if you're standing

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<v Speaker 3>here with anybody else.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm not going to address her.

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<v Speaker 2>Address her, oh into that or we could not. But

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<v Speaker 2>I used to have a joke about Marilyn Monroe. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just gonna throw this in release I want to. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not really a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, when I used to do those serious

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<v Speaker 1>exam I used to do these radio sketches with my

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<v Speaker 1>friend Henry and greg Or in like a bunch of comics.

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<v Speaker 1>We got together like every two years.

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<v Speaker 2>We created these sketches that we sold to Serious XM,

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<v Speaker 2>and in fact, we got royalties for about fifteen years

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<v Speaker 2>on those. Wow cool like they play them a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>So one of the sketches that I think they aired,

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<v Speaker 2>I think we recorded it, but I don't remember, was

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<v Speaker 2>that It's kind of one of my favorite ones where

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<v Speaker 2>I was doing a commercial. I was supposed to be

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<v Speaker 2>doing a commercial and Henry's running the commercial like You'd

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<v Speaker 2>be like, all right, it's just a voiceover for this,

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<v Speaker 2>like body wash, So just all right, take one, just

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<v Speaker 2>say the words. So whatever the script was, I would

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<v Speaker 2>do it in a Marilyn Monroe voice, and then I

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<v Speaker 2>would add like Marilyn like fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Facts, and he's like, let's cut. He's like, that's not

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<v Speaker 1>in the script at all. You're just so I'd just

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<v Speaker 1>be it'd be like, ex bodywash, everybody loves it. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the line. And then i'd be like.

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<v Speaker 3>Ox body wash, my husband like whatever, like I love

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<v Speaker 3>the Kennedy family, and he'd be like, cut, none of

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<v Speaker 3>that's in the script and you're just doing a Marilyn

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<v Speaker 3>Monroe voice.

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<v Speaker 1>That's you're not just do your regular like I'm so sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even hear that, and I'd be like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>k two, and I'm like, axe body, why it started

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<v Speaker 1>out normal? Like ax bodywa wash And I'm like just

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<v Speaker 1>a scared little quote not much.

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<v Speaker 2>And he's like wow because you even said the normal gene.

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<v Speaker 2>That's so And I'm like, wait, that's meral Monroe. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't even It's so hard to explain, but I'm glad

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<v Speaker 2>you're laughing. That's why we're friends. This is not I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not quite I'll find it and post it.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. That sounds very absurd, Yes, it is

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<v Speaker 1>very Okay, so let's get into reality staff. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let me pull up our first story. Oh god, there's

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<v Speaker 1>an embarrassment of riches today. Okay, first of all, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna start with this because I didn't even warn you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even warn you about this, but this is all.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a headline, and then we can discuss. And

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<v Speaker 1>the headline is Danny bookouh. So this is from season three,

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<v Speaker 1>episode sixteen, part one of the after show of the Valley.

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<v Speaker 1>It says Danny Booko admits to being quote six years

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<v Speaker 1>porn free. What yeah, So, with all the things we

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<v Speaker 1>know about Danny Booko that we wish we didn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we have to know that just six years ago

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<v Speaker 1>he was having to get help free porn addiction. He

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<v Speaker 1>is the worst.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still I still watch The Valley, you know, Ah,

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<v Speaker 2>I watched the show.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you bailed.

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<v Speaker 2>I love the season actually, and but just because I

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<v Speaker 2>hate I hate love it so much. It's so awful

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<v Speaker 2>that you kind of can't look. I like, look forward

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<v Speaker 2>to it. And he's the worst. He's worse than Jack's.

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<v Speaker 2>I would choose Jack's. Well, first I would choose the bear.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I would choose Jack, Then I would choose.

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<v Speaker 1>Row. Somebody, well, somebody somebody wrote I'd rather him admit

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<v Speaker 1>to being sober for three days in a row, right,

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<v Speaker 1>which thinks, Yeah, it's like you have bigger fish to fry,

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<v Speaker 1>Danny Bookoh right, yeah, go back to your porn and

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<v Speaker 1>lay off the side off.

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<v Speaker 2>But so is nice, so is Yeah, she's equal, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean almost equally is terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's always these fucking religious people, right, yeah, remember

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<v Speaker 1>when Mattie Prewett, who is the one that she was

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<v Speaker 1>the really religious one that pilot Pete Pilot Pete chose

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<v Speaker 1>Hannah Anne but then dumbed her because she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I was really in love with Mattie Pruett, but Mattie

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<v Speaker 1>Prewitt left on a plane because she didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>be proposed to. But then she decided she wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>date him, and then many years later she's married. She

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<v Speaker 1>came out and said that she was like getting treatment

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<v Speaker 1>for like a masturbation problem.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember, Yeah, it was insane. That's so weird and

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<v Speaker 2>gross and almost like like it's almost like a kink

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<v Speaker 2>that she wanted to say it. It's almost like it's

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<v Speaker 2>not even real, and she just like really wanted just

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<v Speaker 2>starting an only fan. Yeah, but I think at the

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<v Speaker 2>time I was like, hmm, that's a weird thing to

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<v Speaker 2>talk about.

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<v Speaker 1>It is weird, but it's also very like, well, it's

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm really religious, but God saved me from from masturbating,

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<v Speaker 1>which is very wrong. I've made sure to tell people

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<v Speaker 1>it's masturbation is wrong, But now I'm going to come

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<v Speaker 1>out and tell you that I was doing it so

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<v Speaker 1>often that I had a problem and needed help. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, I just realized in this exact moment,

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<v Speaker 2>if you heard me typing, that's because I was googling something.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I knew in my mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Something was wrong in my mind between well that we know,

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<v Speaker 2>but all this time Pilot Pete Peter Weber, Right, all

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<v Speaker 2>this time I was picturing something else. Remember, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>he were he lived in Dallas.

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<v Speaker 1>You're so dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't even know that you know everything about the

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<v Speaker 2>Bachelor and you don't even know that you probably didn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>My mind was saying you were here. Yeah, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know that. But okay, uh huh. I was wrong. I

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<v Speaker 1>had him confused with fucking Jake. Jake was also he's yes,

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<v Speaker 1>from totally different season. He was from season fourteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously, Peter was from season twenty four, ten seasons later.

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<v Speaker 2>And I this whole time thought that Jake was Pete

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<v Speaker 2>Pilot Pete, And the whole time I was so confused.

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<v Speaker 2>Every time I would see a picture of Pilot Pete,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I know I have face blindness, and they

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<v Speaker 2>are just.

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<v Speaker 1>Like two white dudes that could be each other. I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I was, I was wrong. That's who I Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to say, Pilot Pete way more relevant.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, But Jake, who I'm looking up, is better looking.

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<v Speaker 2>If I, in my personal opinion, probably Jake. I think

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<v Speaker 2>you forgot how good looking Jake Velka was.

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<v Speaker 1>Velka, Yeah, Vienna was the one that he picked. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>she was terrible. Yeah. I loved watching.

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<v Speaker 2>Her on Bachelor and Paradise though. Okay, okay, he was

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<v Speaker 2>born in Dallas. Yeah we got I got it.

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<v Speaker 1>So the next story that I am I, Who am I?

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<v Speaker 1>Who am I? Right now? The next story that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to bring you the money?

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<v Speaker 2>I was just I was just listening weirdly to that

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<v Speaker 2>podcast that we did because I was listening to old

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<v Speaker 2>clips because I was going to try to put together

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<v Speaker 2>a compilation. We did a whole thing about America's not

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<v Speaker 2>Top Model That is so fun. Remember we were just

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<v Speaker 2>like going in sane.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, this next, oh my god, person that I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to call is It's like, just say the person the

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<v Speaker 1>next one who's who's the top model? Is this person?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Anyway? I digress. Okay, So did you hear

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<v Speaker 1>about this story about Britney Cartwright speaking of the Valley.

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<v Speaker 1>They're the publicist who is representing both Brittany and Jack's

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<v Speaker 1>is now fucking Jack's. So her name's Lori Krebs. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>could it get any worse for her?

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<v Speaker 2>Not doing well for Brittany, she did.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack stop fucking our publicist, Jacks.

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<v Speaker 3>Whenever I tell you not to fuck a publicist Publishest, whenever.

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<v Speaker 2>I tay you, she always say whenever instead of when

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<v Speaker 2>it's so annoying. And also remember she tried to bring on.

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<v Speaker 2>She trying to make this other dude happen that they

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<v Speaker 2>got rid of almost immediately in this season of the Valley, She's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, I had a momy, I had a mommy. Timmy

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<v Speaker 1>took and he didn't even bother. He asked for money

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<v Speaker 2>I sent him money and it was like okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, he wanted to be paid to like assist her,

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<v Speaker 2>but I can see it.

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<v Speaker 1>But she's she's really struggled.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, okay, so so Lauri krebs some photo surface showing

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<v Speaker 1>bugging her for two years? Could he get any could

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<v Speaker 1>he be anyworse? That's crazy to me. God, so the

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<v Speaker 1>rumors were swirling two years ago he went to treatment,

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<v Speaker 1>they were still seeing each other. I mean, all this

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<v Speaker 1>time that Brittany's had to like feel bad. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>come on.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack's also doesn't seem to have a Instagram account unless

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just not finding it. Maybe he has some bullshit name.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember he had a fake name that he was it.

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<v Speaker 1>With, Yeah, and all the other stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I weirdly can't seem to wait, that's Jack's teller.

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<v Speaker 2>That's maybe because you know what, when you google something?

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<v Speaker 2>to Google or whatever you're doing. It's like, you know what?

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<v Speaker 2>one number wrong, I'm like, oh my God, give me

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<v Speaker 2>a break. It should get there. Yeah, it should just

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<v Speaker 2>tell you.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack Taylor.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh shoot, no, he very much has Guess how many,

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<v Speaker 2>don't look, guess how many Instagram followers, mister Jax Taylor

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<v Speaker 2>has that five seven hundred and fifty thousand, one point

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<v Speaker 2>two million. Oh why so we're not and he's followed

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<v Speaker 2>by a couple of my friends. It doesn't ever make

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<v Speaker 2>give you pause. Yeah what, yes, Okay, all right, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I have another story. Should we just keep moving?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's keep it moving because there's so many there's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of good ones. Okay. Courtney Robertson who we like, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Courtney Robertson was an early villain type on The Bachelor,

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<v Speaker 1>then Ben Flash Flaginge or something. Who can say, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like Ben, not Higgens, either Flaznek or something Ben.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't take it seriously though, I remember even me

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<v Speaker 1>who wouldn't take it seriously myself. They were very disruptive

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<v Speaker 1>and very not very easy to produce because they were

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<v Speaker 1>really not He chose her from the beginning.

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<v Speaker 2>He was sucking her from the beginning. Yeah, they went

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<v Speaker 2>and had sex on a beach.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then the bushes, right did she blow him

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<v Speaker 1>in the member? I thinks so crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of loved it, but it was also like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>why are we putting these other women through this?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, so she wrote a book about like uh. I

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<v Speaker 1>think her book was like one of the first ones

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<v Speaker 1>that was called like I'm not He wasn't not here

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<v Speaker 1>to make friends, and she apparently it was a good book,

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<v Speaker 1>and she spilled a lot of tea about you know,

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<v Speaker 1>just being labeled as the villain and what have you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So she and Ben broke up pretty quickly, and then

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<v Speaker 1>she was married. She got married, and she was married

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<v Speaker 1>for eight years, but she filed for divorce and I

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<v Speaker 1>feel bad for her. So I'm gonna tell you this

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<v Speaker 1>is a Reddit thread about this situation, and somebody she

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<v Speaker 1>was on a podcast, because of course she was, and

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<v Speaker 1>of course it wasn't ours, Thanks Courtney. So it's called

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<v Speaker 1>I Didn't come here to get a divorce. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the episode. Oh it's it's the episode of her podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's right. She does have a Yeah. So

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<v Speaker 1>she basically said that this guy was a great dad

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<v Speaker 1>but a shitty husband. But then later in this thing

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm going to read you, she says some things

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<v Speaker 1>that do not sound like a great dad at all.

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<v Speaker 1>She said she would never tolerate cheating, but she found

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<v Speaker 1>out he's been leading a double life and she feels

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<v Speaker 1>totally misled. She called him a malignant narcissist. She's gone

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<v Speaker 1>into his phone for years, and each time she found

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<v Speaker 1>something and he called her crazy each time. Oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>women messaging her asking her to ask about a certain name,

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<v Speaker 1>and it turns out it was a hooker. This is

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<v Speaker 1>all just quick stories, female or male. I'm just curious

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<v Speaker 1>messaging her. I don't know, okay, the way that she

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's women. I think he's cheating with women.

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<v Speaker 1>She said, I know what you're thinking. Maybe she let

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<v Speaker 1>herself go after three kids. And then the person who

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<v Speaker 1>wrote this is like Courtney, no one is thinking this.

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<v Speaker 1>But she said she had a very healthy they had

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<v Speaker 1>a very healthy sex life. While she was in Sedona

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<v Speaker 1>planning their wedding, he had a girl over in their

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<v Speaker 1>bed and she has a screenshot. Oh my god. And

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<v Speaker 1>she thinks that he targeted her because she was on

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<v Speaker 1>the show. He speaks to her unkindly, yells at the

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<v Speaker 1>kids and says Courtney's too much of a free spirit

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<v Speaker 1>and the kids are better behaved with him. Oh, that

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't sound that bad. She's talked to other women who

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<v Speaker 1>are involved with him, and he always has affairs with

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<v Speaker 1>married women, so they have something to lose. One woman

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<v Speaker 1>he's been with for four years and she has screenshots

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<v Speaker 1>and call logs because they share a phone. Plan. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>very bad, pretty pretty bad. And what's your thing? Show

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<v Speaker 1>me a beautiful woman and I'll show you the guy

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<v Speaker 1>who's a guy who's sick of fucking her. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah, I mean because she's pretty beautiful, very beautiful,

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<v Speaker 1>very beautiful. Okay, should I just keep moving through it?

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<v Speaker 1>I got another thing. This one is not as interesting

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<v Speaker 1>because I think we forget okay. So it's about Katie Janella.

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<v Speaker 1>Katie Janella reveals production secrets after being fired from the show.

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<v Speaker 1>So remember Katie was on OC but also I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to go into that, and remember that Emily was

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<v Speaker 1>really out to get her, and Emily had the lie

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<v Speaker 1>detector over at her house and then they they kicked

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<v Speaker 1>Katie out because they said she was a big liar,

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<v Speaker 1>even though and Jena too.

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<v Speaker 2>Gina was furious because Katie was going around and telling

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<v Speaker 2>Heather like the Gina said things like I only need

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<v Speaker 2>I need to keep Heather around for her real estate, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>for the people she knows, and Katie swore by it,

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<v Speaker 2>and I believe Gina because you know, I love Gina.

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<v Speaker 2>Gina was mad as hell. Katie was I didn't like

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<v Speaker 2>Katie personally, no.

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<v Speaker 1>And Katie did the thing that we talked about many

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<v Speaker 1>times that somehow got brushed under the rug, which was

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<v Speaker 1>she had the road rage incident that she was very

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<v Speaker 1>much caught lying about because she one went to the

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<v Speaker 1>she got in an altercation with a guy, and then

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<v Speaker 1>she followed him home because he called the police from

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<v Speaker 1>his driveway. Where how did she get to his driveway

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<v Speaker 1>unless she followed him. So there and the police arrested him,

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<v Speaker 1>but then he had videotape and they ended up arresting her.

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<v Speaker 1>So and she swears up and down that no, he

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<v Speaker 1>was the aggressor and she she was a victim and idea,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it was clearly she lied, so she lies.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, here's what she said. So she did not

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<v Speaker 1>have an easy last season on the Rowhouse with Orange County.

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<v Speaker 1>This is on Reality Tea. I'm reading from Michelle Alejandro's article.

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<v Speaker 1>So it says the she's been candid about her struggles

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<v Speaker 1>on the show, and now she's opening up about the

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<v Speaker 1>dark side of filming. So let's see what the part

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<v Speaker 1>is that was interesting. She says, the person says, do

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<v Speaker 1>you feel like you had to do all that they're

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<v Speaker 1>asking her about? Saying that the stories don't seem real

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<v Speaker 1>anymore on the Housewives and that they're self produced for drama,

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<v Speaker 1>and the person asked her, do you feel like you

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<v Speaker 1>had to do all that or that you were encouraged

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<v Speaker 1>to self produce or you were encouraged to produce a

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<v Speaker 1>certain storyline. That's what she was asked, and she says, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just going to get to this one one of

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<v Speaker 1>the craziest stories. She says, yes, there was a bit

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<v Speaker 1>in the beginning when she didn't know better. They pushed

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<v Speaker 1>her to discuss certain things. But one of the craziest

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<v Speaker 1>stories involved in Asian grocery store. She revealed that the

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<v Speaker 1>cast gets a weekly filming schedule, and she said her

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<v Speaker 1>schedule had her showing cast mates in Asian grocery store.

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<v Speaker 1>She figured it was likely h Mart, but it turned

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<v Speaker 1>out to be a Japanese grocery store. Katie then says

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<v Speaker 1>she tried to tell the producers she was Korean, not Japanese,

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<v Speaker 1>and they were like, it's fine, it's fine, just walk

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<v Speaker 1>in with them point to a few things. Katie alleged.

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<v Speaker 1>She said she felt uncomfortable pretending that she knew about

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<v Speaker 1>Japanese culture when she barely knew about Korean culture and

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<v Speaker 1>they told her to quote make it work, but she

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<v Speaker 1>put her forth down and refused to film there. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a little crazy, I think, I mean, do we okay?

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<v Speaker 1>I hate saying this. I don't have She has no

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<v Speaker 1>reason to make that up, but like she lies.

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<v Speaker 2>She seemed to lie a lot on her season, So

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<v Speaker 2>do we believe her?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess well. I think it was tough because, like

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<v Speaker 1>I do think that Heather and you know what's his

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<v Speaker 1>name from Botch Terry? I do think they called proparazzi.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it was oh yeah, yeah, yeah, and that

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<v Speaker 1>was the big story and Heather wanted to deny it.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's like, okay, but paparazzi is not at Disneyland

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<v Speaker 1>looking for Heather and Terry, so obviously either they took

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<v Speaker 1>the picture and sent it themselves to Papa Rozzi whatever

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<v Speaker 1>it is. Katie was probably not wrong one on that,

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't believe what she said that Gina said

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<v Speaker 1>to her, Like why would she say to Katie, I

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<v Speaker 1>just keep Heather around for her contacts. I just don't

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<v Speaker 1>think that's something my sweet Gina would say, right, And

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<v Speaker 1>it's certainly not about like Gina's a little bit of

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<v Speaker 1>a beta, you know, and she's a pleaser, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think that she would never say that about Heather, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's like, there's no reason they weren't even fighting. It

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<v Speaker 1>just seems made up.

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<v Speaker 2>And the fact that she got as mad as she

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<v Speaker 2>would just deal with it, but I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like crying mad, like follow you. I never

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<v Speaker 1>said that, you're fucking crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't like that kind of stuff unless they

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<v Speaker 2>all agreed on it and it made good TV, which

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<v Speaker 2>it didn't because Katie got fired or life.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. She also claimed that production would often tell her

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<v Speaker 1>what to say or do, and even interrupted a scene

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<v Speaker 1>once to tell her to bring something up. She said

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of it was fake and just repackaged drama

429
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<v Speaker 1>and tribes storylines that they show year after year. According

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<v Speaker 1>to Katie, this especially applies.

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<v Speaker 2>To Gina and Emily because that's that's who pushed back

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<v Speaker 2>on her. Yeah, I mean it's probably true. Of course

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<v Speaker 2>it's true. I wouldn't mean of course it's true, but

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<v Speaker 2>like you don't need her to tell us don't reinvent

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<v Speaker 2>the wheel. Yeah, I don't get paid by the wheel

436
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<v Speaker 2>and then fuck the wheel.

437
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<v Speaker 1>That's what we always say. Yeah, you know, that's why

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<v Speaker 1>I'm grandmother used always don't don't get paid by the

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<v Speaker 1>wheel and fuck the wheel. That's such a classic. People

440
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<v Speaker 1>don't say that enough. I think I have it embroidered.

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<v Speaker 1>I have it like on a like baby blanket pillow,

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<v Speaker 1>oh baby blanket. Yeah, I have it paid by the

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<v Speaker 1>wheel and then fuck the wheel. No, whatever you do, right,

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<v Speaker 1>it still holds true. That's the thing. It's like it

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<v Speaker 1>was I was cut. Somebody came up with it a

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<v Speaker 1>long time ago. But some of those was it in

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<v Speaker 1>the Bible?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was in the Old Time and then

449
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<v Speaker 2>redesigned in the New Testament and right updated Yeah yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus updated it. And or he didn't even write the Bible.

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<v Speaker 2>One of his friends did. His friends. That's how little

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<v Speaker 2>I know. One of his best friends. He's like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to give you access to writing about me. Yeah, book, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>ghost writer, ghost.

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<v Speaker 1>Writer, yes, yes, yes. And then they didn't want credit.

456
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<v Speaker 1>That's the thing. They were like, I'm not even like

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<v Speaker 1>you don't even have to say you've got a ghostwriter,

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<v Speaker 1>like you could take credit. It was like you can

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<v Speaker 1>just say yeah. He's like no, no. But also all

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<v Speaker 1>of his friends.

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<v Speaker 2>He has all these friends and they each write their

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<v Speaker 2>own They're like, all right, you don't want to hire

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<v Speaker 2>one of us to gos write your book.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll all do it. And then you get to choose, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>do you think is best? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>They throw it all in there and then he go spoiler,

467
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<v Speaker 2>Jesus didn't make it. Now, listen, I know that all

468
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<v Speaker 2>of these people were after all of this was later.

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<v Speaker 2>I understand how the timeline works were making jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not good ones. I think they are pretty good. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, listen.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's still in the running for becoming there. Let's do

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<v Speaker 2>one more, one more story. Okay, PK hey K puts.

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<v Speaker 1>Durit on blast for extended European getaway amid Ex's financial crisis.

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<v Speaker 1>I just think that AK should shut the fuck up,

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<v Speaker 1>because where have you been, PK?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, he's barely there, like he's off with

478
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<v Speaker 2>Mauricio on every yacht and then going to say he

479
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<v Speaker 2>can go.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what he says. So and he went to

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<v Speaker 1>court this guy. The audacity of men like PK, so

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<v Speaker 1>he says in a Monday court filing. PK claimed that

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<v Speaker 1>his ex has been gone quote a minimum of three

484
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<v Speaker 1>weeks without their two children. He alleged that Jagger twelve

485
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<v Speaker 1>and Phoenix ten are in Florida with Durite's parents and nanny,

486
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<v Speaker 1>and that the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star has

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<v Speaker 1>quote not informed the children, nanny or PK of her

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<v Speaker 1>return date. It's kind of weird. I doubt it. This

489
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<v Speaker 1>is a long time. I don't think that she didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>She probably told the nanny not to fucking tell p K.

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<v Speaker 1>It is none of his business, so he says. The

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<v Speaker 1>court documents alleged that the trip quote illustrates her prioritization

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<v Speaker 1>of personal travel over addressing the urgent financial crisis facing

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<v Speaker 1>their family home. And they're potentially facing foreclosure? What how

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<v Speaker 1>are they just potentially facing foreclosure? Haven't they been facing

496
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<v Speaker 1>foreclosure for like two years? Longer than that, way longer

497
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<v Speaker 1>than that. Oh, this is five years. This is funny.

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<v Speaker 1>We're almost done, so the two okay, blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>The filing accused dread of quote a pattern of non cooperation,

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<v Speaker 1>broken promises, and bad faith conduct that has unnecessarily exacerbated

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<v Speaker 1>the situation. Seems obvious to me that he was the

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<v Speaker 1>one who is not cooperating for a long time, and

503
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<v Speaker 1>she was with the kids day in and day out.

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<v Speaker 1>But whatever. P K also accused Dorit affwarding his summer

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<v Speaker 1>travel plans with their children by letting the little one's

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<v Speaker 1>passports expire. Okay, then you take your kids to get

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<v Speaker 1>their passports renewed. I just don't wonder. I get so

508
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<v Speaker 1>mad when everything is the mom's responsibility. Of course, that

509
00:27:24.519 --> 00:27:28.400
<v Speaker 1>is he sucks so much and he's like, yeah, he's like,

510
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<v Speaker 1>she knew that I wanted to take them across the

511
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<v Speaker 1>pond this summer. It's like, okay, then get their passports renewed. Bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, he's an idiot. He's the worst. He faked that thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm with Garcel. Justice for Garcel. We were so hard

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<v Speaker 2>on her and she was having to sit with that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>having to sit with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Now. I want to just tell you this before we leave.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I kept Jake the pilot, not pilot Pete, but

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<v Speaker 2>just the pilot.

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<v Speaker 1>As Wikipedia was up at this full time.

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<v Speaker 2>And did you know that he was an actor as

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<v Speaker 2>a child. In A Night teen ninety nine, he was

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<v Speaker 2>he played and Walker, Texas Ranger, which if you were

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<v Speaker 2>an actor at all, you had that a credit. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't, but everybody pretty much had that credit somehow.

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<v Speaker 2>And he played young Cordell Walker. He played Walker, Texas

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<v Speaker 2>Ranger as a little bait as a child. Maybe I

527
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<v Speaker 2>don't know how much, but you know that that's crazy.

528
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<v Speaker 2>And then in The President's Man, I don't know what

529
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<v Speaker 2>that is, but I think it's a movie.

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<v Speaker 1>He was a kid actor in that.

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<v Speaker 2>Interesting it was nine years later that he became the Bachelor,

532
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<v Speaker 2>so you know, he was young whatever.

533
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<v Speaker 1>So when he was like just a little kid he was,

534
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<v Speaker 1>he was just trying to It was just so I love.

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00:28:39.839 --> 00:28:43.359
<v Speaker 2>How they always on these shows speaking of produced, You're like, yeah,

536
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<v Speaker 2>we can't say that you're an aspiring actor.

537
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<v Speaker 1>Would you think would you.

538
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<v Speaker 2>Get like a private pilot's license? Because he really was

539
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<v Speaker 2>only like he wasn't.

540
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<v Speaker 1>He didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>He wasn't like pilot Pete where he worked for United.

542
00:28:55.480 --> 00:28:58.680
<v Speaker 2>He was like he had like you know what Harrison

543
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<v Speaker 2>Ford has and constantly crashes into shit, right right, John

544
00:29:02.839 --> 00:29:05.759
<v Speaker 2>Travolta or whatever, So like that, I'm sure they made

545
00:29:05.839 --> 00:29:07.880
<v Speaker 2>him do that. I asked a friend, I was like,

546
00:29:07.920 --> 00:29:09.559
<v Speaker 2>can I go on the Golden Bachelor, and I'm like, well,

547
00:29:09.559 --> 00:29:11.480
<v Speaker 2>we'd have to come up with like a backstory for you.

548
00:29:12.640 --> 00:29:14.359
<v Speaker 2>I was like, okay, it's like could you be widowed?

549
00:29:14.559 --> 00:29:16.880
<v Speaker 2>Like yep, let me marry someone real quick and.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see what happened. Yes, let me get on that.

551
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<v Speaker 2>I'm apparently too young apparently, but soon I won't be

552
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<v Speaker 2>and I.

553
00:29:25.000 --> 00:29:29.839
<v Speaker 1>Am waited out. They'll keep the show going, We'll watch it. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that would be. I was like, let's do this.

555
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<v Speaker 2>Meta thing like what's your face? Was trying to say

556
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<v Speaker 2>your favorite person. We'll make it really meta and I'll

557
00:29:38.720 --> 00:29:43.559
<v Speaker 2>be the next Bachelor. Yeah, yeah, right, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, allie, guys, we love you so much. We thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for listening, and we will talk to you on Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. Bye bye.