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Speaker 2: How we're starting to get crattic shows that enough multiplied
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Speaker 1: Creak it up, beat the habit.
Speaker 3: I'm on I hang out with her friends.
Speaker 1: Rocking on the radio, my home on Moiskin disks, talking
Speaker 1: on the radio.
Speaker 4: It's time to do this on.
Speaker 1: All we go, kt to string up, hold up on
Speaker 1: the lady, Hot Diggity Damn. The Dallas Mavericks got the
Speaker 1: number one pick in the NBA Draft. This is the
Speaker 1: world famous Ben and Skin Show, Ben Rogers, Jeff Skinwad,
Speaker 1: Kevin KT Turner, and Christina Little Baby corn Bread Ray
Speaker 1: all hands on deck today on a Tuesday to talk
Speaker 1: about the biggest news on the planet, and that is
Speaker 1: the Dallas Mavericks shocked the universe with a one point
Speaker 1: eight percent chance of getting the number one pick. They moved,
Speaker 1: They moved all the way up from eleven to number one,
Speaker 1: and in a draft and where there is absolutely an
Speaker 1: undisputable number one phenom talent Cooper flag, the Dallas Mavericks
Speaker 1: aren't gonna get him. It's incredible. It's so unbelievable and
Speaker 1: so far Fetch actually cried when it happened like that.
Speaker 1: When they turned that, I was in a loud place
Speaker 1: so I couldn't hear. And when they turned it over
Speaker 1: and it said san Antonio Spurs, I screamed, We'll tell
Speaker 1: you the whole story in a second, because it involves
Speaker 1: being on the phone with Ben and we're both in
Speaker 1: public places. And I screamed and I and I had
Speaker 1: tears running down my face because I just felt like
Speaker 1: a giant weight was lifted off my chest. It was unbelievable,
Speaker 1: so far fetched and so crazy. That anybody can do
Speaker 1: is say it's a conspiracy. Oh yeah, it's so funny.
Speaker 1: You sent that text.
Speaker 5: Sir Roy had just gotten back and he's like, oh
Speaker 5: my god, oh my god, I can't believe that. I'm like,
Speaker 5: what is everyone freaking out about? Because I totally forgot
Speaker 5: about the draft pick thing? And then I figured out, oh,
Speaker 5: we got number one. That's cool, awesome.
Speaker 3: I had gone just amazing support one of our fine
Speaker 3: franchises in the city of Arlington. Who Texas Rangers. I
Speaker 3: liked to the Renegades, and I met. I had even forgot,
Speaker 3: even though it was our last segment yesterday, that the
Speaker 3: draft lottery was happening, because I'm like, we're not going
Speaker 3: to get it. It's a two percent chance it's not
Speaker 3: gonna happen, so who cares, We'll figure it out later.
Speaker 3: So I find that going up because I've got a
Speaker 3: hot dog halfway down the mouth what and started choking.
Speaker 3: Then I had to get CPR administered to me in
Speaker 3: section one thirty nine.
Speaker 1: Let's let's do this. Let's let's tell the story in
Speaker 1: real time, okay, because we do our last segment and
Speaker 1: then we all go about our business. Okay. So I
Speaker 1: had I was going to the mission impossible early screening
Speaker 1: yes which, by the way, I freaking loved it. Now embargo,
Speaker 1: I can't review it. We'll be able to review it.
Speaker 1: You just reviewed it, loved it, they told me I
Speaker 1: could say I loved it. I said, loved going to
Speaker 1: the screen. I loved the process. Of going to the theater.
Speaker 1: Is it watched in that imax? Oh my god, it
Speaker 1: was incredible. But is Tom Cruise in it? Yep, still
Speaker 1: in it. Can't review it though, and so so anyways,
Speaker 1: I took my son Max, and so he was coming
Speaker 1: from the prosperous line of border. I was coming from
Speaker 1: six to thirty five in the toll way. So I
Speaker 1: basically drove North parked his car, he jumped in my car,
Speaker 1: and then we drove all the way to North Park Mall.
Speaker 1: We got there a little bit early, and we're like, dude,
Speaker 1: are you hungry? Let's go to the food court. So
Speaker 1: we hit that Chipotle and we're at the food court
Speaker 1: and he goes Fiber. He goes, you know the the
Speaker 1: Lottos is happening tonight. I go, yeah, I know. I
Speaker 1: don't even want to know about it now. I was
Speaker 1: so down and defeated. I'm like, I don't okay, great
Speaker 1: that I wanted the Mavericks to tank and they wouldn't tank,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, all right, they got the eleventh pick. Awesome.
Speaker 1: Did you ever did you have the Karl Havoc mask
Speaker 1: on food court? Just like Havoc had it on my son? Goes,
Speaker 1: go take that guy's tray, and I was like, what's
Speaker 1: that going to do for the greater goods? And so anyways,
Speaker 1: I'm like, this sucks, man, I don't even don't even
Speaker 1: look it up online. Let's just eat this meal and
Speaker 1: going and then my phone rings and it was skin
Speaker 1: yep lety. It's interesting that you guys brought up Carl
Speaker 1: Havoc cause I went to dinner with my wife across
Speaker 1: the street from the Cinemark sixteen and Plano because we
Speaker 1: had tickets to go see Friendship Paul Rod Tim Robinson
Speaker 1: movie and so Paul Rod, your favorite gay porn star,
Speaker 1: Paul Rod, so Paul Rudd and Tim Robinson. And so
Speaker 1: we're sitting there at dinner and we'd finished up dinner
Speaker 1: and the place where at doesn't have a TV. But
Speaker 1: I wasn't even thinking about the lottery, and my homie
Speaker 1: text being goes, let's go get this number one pick.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh crap, they're about to do
Speaker 1: the lottery. And I looked across the parking lot from
Speaker 1: sixty Vines and I saw Whiskey Cake and I was like,
Speaker 1: I know they got a TV in there, So I go,
Speaker 1: come on, hany let's tab out. We're walking across the
Speaker 1: parking lot and my wife goes, I don't I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna sit in the car. I go, that's fine, I'll
Speaker 1: text you. I walk in there. I walk right up
Speaker 1: to the bar and the bartender goes, oh, hey, you're
Speaker 1: the guy, the MAVs guy, right skin whatever, And I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, yeah, hey man. And he had a guy.
Speaker 1: He was a guy that had worked at a Pluckers before.
Speaker 1: I had met him once before. And then there was
Speaker 1: another guy that was just sitting there drinking. He's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've seen the MAVs. Actually my ex wife liked it
Speaker 1: better than I did. Nope. And so dark on the TV,
Speaker 1: they're getting ready to start, you know, showing the because
Speaker 1: the drawing happens and then they reveal it and all
Speaker 1: they do is drawing for is the top four picks,
Speaker 1: and then everything else falls into line. So if you
Speaker 1: know what some of the the computations are, and you
Speaker 1: get to a certain point and a team's not there,
Speaker 1: you know they jumped somewhere in the top four. So
Speaker 1: I'm drinking a beer and the sound is not on.
Speaker 1: We're having casual conversation and I'm watching it and I
Speaker 1: see number eleven, the Portland Trail Blazers, and I go,
Speaker 1: holy yeah, we got a top four pick. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And so I'm in a bar area and now people
Speaker 1: are kind of prairie doging me, like what is that
Speaker 1: guy doing over there at the bar? What's this guy's deal?
Speaker 1: So I start pacing. I go, oh my god, we
Speaker 1: got a top four pick. Oh my god, we got
Speaker 1: a top four pick. And they still have to go
Speaker 1: down the line. So I called my wife and the cary.
Speaker 1: I go, honey, they got a top four pick. She goes, good,
Speaker 1: what are you going to be coming out to the car?
Speaker 1: I go, no, no, no, you should come inside. Come inside.
Speaker 1: She goes, I'm not coming inside. I go, okay, I'll
Speaker 1: call you back. I was like, oh my god, who
Speaker 1: cares about this as much as I do? So I
Speaker 1: called Ben, I go, are you watching this right now
Speaker 1: or something like that? Are you aware of what's happening
Speaker 1: right now? And what did you say? I was like, no,
Speaker 1: what is happening right now? I said? The Mavericks got
Speaker 1: a top four pick. I was like, what, I go,
Speaker 1: do you Max? The Mavericks got a top four pick.
Speaker 1: The Mavericks got a top four pick, and I said, well, wait,
Speaker 1: sick is it? I said yeah. I was like, where
Speaker 1: are we wenting? How many? You know what? What pick
Speaker 1: do they have? And You're like, they're coming back from
Speaker 1: a break. Yes, And I was like, do you mind
Speaker 1: if we stay on with you? And I said, you
Speaker 1: walk us through it. So I kept the phone on
Speaker 1: my on my ear as in real time, I'm watching
Speaker 1: the lottery at Whiskey Cake and I'm giving Ben play
Speaker 1: by play, and we are sitting in the food park
Speaker 1: in North Park Mall, okay, and then they go number four,
Speaker 1: the Charlotte Hornets. I go, oh my god, we got
Speaker 1: a top three pick. Ben where the top three. We're
Speaker 1: in the top three. I'm immediately like, we got a
Speaker 1: top three pick. And I can sense that people are
Speaker 1: quietly eating in the food court or whatever and are
Speaker 1: starting to be like, what is happening? And then everyone
Speaker 1: at Whiskey Cake is now watching me, and I am
Speaker 1: frantically pacing back and forth. Number three the Philadelphia seventy
Speaker 1: six Ers. Oh my god, we're in the top two.
Speaker 1: We got a top two pick. We're in the top two.
Speaker 1: Whole food court looking at it and then I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, if we don't get the top pick
Speaker 1: Victor wimbin Yama's pairing with Cooper flag, the league is over,
Speaker 1: like it's over. And then they turn the envelope and
Speaker 1: I see the Spurs logo and I swear to god,
Speaker 1: tears start coming down my face. I go, we got
Speaker 1: Cooper flag? And then Ben goes, what and then he
Speaker 1: hung up on me. Okay, so I didn't even know
Speaker 1: I hung up on him. I just was like in
Speaker 1: a state of shock and panic. I started screaming in
Speaker 1: the food court, and I like, I thought my son
Speaker 1: was I looked over at him and I thought it's
Speaker 1: gonna be so embarrassed because it was quiet. It was
Speaker 1: like being in a library, and it was so loud
Speaker 1: echoing throughout the walls of that huge open food court
Speaker 1: that I thought, oh no, they probably think there's something
Speaker 1: bad's happening, you know public. But people are and the
Speaker 1: whole place is wildly looking at me at crazy and
Speaker 1: they're just like, what on earth is happening? Except one
Speaker 1: other table goes, what we got covered flag? And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm yelling across the whole book, oh we got we
Speaker 1: got the number one, pick the it's kind of I
Speaker 1: guess it's like the scene and when Harry met Sally
Speaker 1: where the lady's like, I'll have what he's having over there,
Speaker 1: because I mean, I'm freaking out, Like I am freaking out.
Speaker 1: And then we got to go see the movie, right,
Speaker 1: And so I was just getting ready to leave, and
Speaker 1: the bartender goes, I'll never forget the time skin Wade
Speaker 1: randomly walked into Whiskey Cake and we won the lottery. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then I go out to my car and I
Speaker 1: tell my wife and she's looking at me. She goes, well,
Speaker 1: I'm happy for you, and I'm freaking out. We drive
Speaker 1: to the movie theater, go up to get our tickets.
Speaker 1: A guy walks up and just hugs me. I've never
Speaker 1: seen my life. He goes, I can't believe this just happened.
Speaker 1: I go inside three other random people. We all hug.
Speaker 1: Like I've said, sound Weezer covered toes, I'm hugging people
Speaker 1: at the movie theater that I've never met before, because
Speaker 1: we're back. Because we're back, We're back. Okay, we'll talk
Speaker 1: about what it means, don't go anywhere, and just over
Speaker 1: three minutes, let's pick this story up. The MAVs are
Speaker 1: getting Cooper Flag. We'll discuss in just over three minutes.
Speaker 1: Don't Go Anywhere, Ben and Skin Show ninety seven point
Speaker 1: one The Eagle. We got all kinds of stuff to
Speaker 1: get into all throughout the show, but right now we're
Speaker 1: still talking about it's just the crazy improbability that the
Speaker 1: Mavericks for the first time in their history went up
Speaker 1: in the lottery, and not only that, defied the odds
Speaker 1: and the one point eight percent chance of landing the
Speaker 1: number one pick in a year where a generational type
Speaker 1: talent is the number one pick. Cooper Flag out of Duke.
Speaker 1: He is an absolute badass. Have you have you watched
Speaker 1: him play much? Dude? I spent all I didn't want
Speaker 1: to go to sleep last night. All I did was
Speaker 1: look up Cooper Flag highlights. I watched hours of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's funny because you know, you're watching him against
Speaker 1: college guys. He's listed at six nine two twenty. He
Speaker 1: looks to be six ten to me, but you know,
Speaker 1: and the other thing is he's not going to be
Speaker 1: nineteen until December, so he still might be growing. And
Speaker 1: he's got a seven foot one wingspan and crazy ups
Speaker 1: he's great family skills, can shoot like he do everything.
Speaker 1: He's a great defensive player. A lot of people think
Speaker 1: his defensive acumen is further along than his offensive acumen
Speaker 1: at this point. But I'll tell you my favorite highlight.
Speaker 1: This is so and this. You'll see this if you
Speaker 1: go look up Cooper flag highlights. He's in some game
Speaker 1: and he gets some steal and he's almost at half
Speaker 1: court and he gets this. He gets the steal, and
Speaker 1: most guys that are six' nine at that point he's
Speaker 1: Got when he got to, steal there was a smaller
Speaker 1: guard that was right in front of him to his,
Speaker 1: right and he's on the left side of the, court
Speaker 1: and most big guys would, go all, RIGHT i got the.
Speaker 1: Steal let me, wait let's bring the. Off i'm not
Speaker 1: going to try to get by this. Guard he smoked that.
Speaker 1: Guard he was like see you, yeah and just flew
Speaker 1: by him at full. Speed and then there was a
Speaker 1: big at the rim and he, said, Oh i'm gonna
Speaker 1: dunk on your soul and then he just crushed. IT
Speaker 1: i was, like what it's like. That he's awesome as
Speaker 1: a prospect And i'm trying to sorry to make it
Speaker 1: this BUT i was sitting here, THINKING i don't remember
Speaker 1: in my lifetime a white boy with this much. HYPE
Speaker 1: i don't even know who it would. Be and dude and. Hype, okay,
Speaker 1: now how do you mean the? Hype, okay maybe hype's
Speaker 1: not the. Word this highly. Regard, okay a prospect there's
Speaker 1: been Like luca not really it was, different right Because
Speaker 1: luca didn't wasn't an absolute. Number i'm going number. ONE
Speaker 1: i mean it probably should. Have it just depended on
Speaker 1: who you. Were the other, thing, too is like we're
Speaker 1: conditioned to watch college players and get opinions of, them
Speaker 1: where when a guy is coming over From europe And
Speaker 1: i'm talking about going into the, draft like we all
Speaker 1: know What dirk, was But dirk went number, nine, right you,
Speaker 1: know and then When dirk was, drafted everyone was, booed you.
Speaker 1: Know so it's Like i'm talking, about you're coming into
Speaker 1: the draft and you're a white boy and you're not
Speaker 1: a stiff center from the, Eighties LIKE i don't even
Speaker 1: remember what that would. Be because even When Larry, Bird
Speaker 1: Larry bird went back to college after Being celtic's property
Speaker 1: because of the way the hardship rules were back, then
Speaker 1: so it's JUST i don't REALLY i was sitting there,
Speaker 1: THINKING i was, LIKE i don't know THAT i ever
Speaker 1: remember a white boy with this much. Hype, Ever chet
Speaker 1: was hyped. Up chet was hyped, up you. KNOW i
Speaker 1: think that's, Fair but also like there was fear With
Speaker 1: chet because of his. Frame let me keep in, Mind
Speaker 1: chet was on a team where his teammate was The
Speaker 1: National player of The year Through timmy Now holmgrin's. Hyped
Speaker 1: don't get me. Wrong you're, right he's very, hyped but
Speaker 1: he wasn't like he wouldn't even the number one. Pick
Speaker 1: but it's it's, Right, OKAY i see what you're. Saying
Speaker 1: BUT i think the interesting thing to me going down
Speaker 1: The cooper flag rabbit hole is what a dog he,
Speaker 1: Is like he loves to, Compete like he is vicious
Speaker 1: in terms of being a. Competitor AND i heard people
Speaker 1: talking about they knew people who watched him practice and they, go,
Speaker 1: dude relentless at, Practice like you've never seen anybody work
Speaker 1: this hard at a, Practice like he's gonna try to
Speaker 1: beat your ass if you're running ladders up and down the,
Speaker 1: court like he's going to try to win. It like
Speaker 1: he's that type of a tone setter on a, team
Speaker 1: just like, like that's it For. Nico this is a
Speaker 1: dream come. True it's a guy who plays defense and
Speaker 1: works his ass off and it's just a straight up.
Speaker 1: Dog we didn't pull The Kevin garnett all you let's
Speaker 1: listen To Kevin garnett talk about, him BECAUSE i think
Speaker 1: if you don't know the history Of Kevin, garnett he
Speaker 1: is a legendary trash. Talker like there's a Story i'll
Speaker 1: say this, right we talk about this on the. Air
Speaker 1: there's a story Where Kevin garnett and used to go
Speaker 1: at it and hate each other And Dirk Kevin garnett Fouled,
Speaker 1: dirk And Dirk Kevin garnett turned To Paul pierce and,
Speaker 1: said did you hear? That he called me the end?
Speaker 1: Bomb And Paul pierce, said, man you know he didn't
Speaker 1: call you. That, Like Kevin garnett is just a world
Speaker 1: class trash. Talker fight with. Everybody listen to what he's
Speaker 1: saying about Watching Cooper flag in the With TEAM.
Speaker 6: Usa, Well i've Seen Cooper flag play AGAINST nba players
Speaker 6: Like i've literally seen.
Speaker 1: It you've seen.
Speaker 6: It i'm not going off of, that but, man WHAT
Speaker 6: i saw was a great test of what it's going
Speaker 6: to take to be able to build this level when
Speaker 6: it comes to being a. LEADER i think he saw
Speaker 6: the exposure he's gotten in high. School he's used to
Speaker 6: leading the. Team he's used to the, attention he's used
Speaker 6: to walking to the gym and people knowing who he.
Speaker 6: Is that superstar him that follows. You, yeah he got
Speaker 6: he got superstar around. HIM i can see kids wanting
Speaker 6: to be like that and play like, that you know
Speaker 6: What i'm, saying like real, talk like WHEN i see
Speaker 6: him move, Like i'm, like, okay we had no badass
Speaker 6: cole ass white, Boy like there's a long. Time i'm just,
Speaker 6: saying that's also you feel.
Speaker 5: Me did you guys watch that him Against TEAM? Usa
Speaker 5: because that was my favorite highlight to. Watch, yeah wait a,
Speaker 5: minute what you didn't hit that three over?
Speaker 1: Eighty just. Fearless there was a when that, kids that
Speaker 1: clip came, out but it's been about a year now
Speaker 1: or ten, months eleven. MONTHS i like that AND i
Speaker 1: remember watching that, going, damn, MAN i, mean this guy's
Speaker 1: gonna have a great year At. Duke there's a lot
Speaker 1: of hyph but if they're saying this stuff about. Him,
Speaker 1: now What, wow what a prospect that it never once
Speaker 1: occurred to me that he might be a. Math it's.
Speaker 1: Incredible it is a. GIFT i don't this goes down
Speaker 1: as one of the greatest moments in our. Lives if
Speaker 1: you love, sports this is one of the greatest moments
Speaker 1: of your. Life if this happens to your team and
Speaker 1: you're supposed to have the eleventh pick and you get
Speaker 1: the number one pick in a year that it's Like
Speaker 1: shaquille O'Neal Or zion or ad, like that's. What this
Speaker 1: is a generational talent and you just moved up ten. Spots.
Speaker 3: Yeah all R x was killed in a crazy accident In,
Speaker 3: february but we found a new.
Speaker 1: Love this is what's gonna. Be we're all gonna fall
Speaker 1: in love with this. Guy. Yeah And i'm so happy
Speaker 1: that those reports are coming out that they will not
Speaker 1: entertain trade. Offers they're. Good they're not gonna because that's
Speaker 1: the that's a scary thing and it's hard to trust
Speaker 1: them when they just traded With. Luca but now that that's,
Speaker 1: out that's fantastic. News he's not going. ANYWHERE i don't
Speaker 1: think he's going. Anywhere and you, know maybe later in
Speaker 1: the show we'll talk about what The maverick should do.
Speaker 1: Next all, right coming up, next what are some things
Speaker 1: you're tracking Today's? Skin, WELL i got something for. You
Speaker 1: there's something happening In Fort worth that begs the, question
Speaker 1: what's the best thing to do while? Drinking we'll talk
Speaker 1: about that next, track another edition of Things skin is.
Speaker 1: Tracking thank You. Shackleford what is the Best if you
Speaker 1: want to call it a, sport you, can if you
Speaker 1: want to call it a, game if you want to
Speaker 1: call it an. Activity what's the best best thing to
Speaker 1: do while you're? Drinking? Golf, OKAY i love playing golf and,
Speaker 1: drinking but that takes a lot of real. Estate oh,
Speaker 1: Okay i'll go and the and the words Of Rodney
Speaker 1: dangerfield In, caddyshack golf is the biggest waste of real.
Speaker 1: Estate Marbles, okay you've been to a lot of bars
Speaker 1: where they're shooting. Marbles oh does it have to be
Speaker 1: at a?
Speaker 5: Bar?
Speaker 1: No, No, no it doesn't have to watch. Sports, interesting that's.
Speaker 1: Good cornhole. Concert cornhole comes to, Mind, darts darts comes to, mind,
Speaker 1: billiards billiards comes to. Mind those are the those are
Speaker 1: the classic bar. Game shuffle. Board shuffle board is. Legit
Speaker 1: trying to think of what it was.
Speaker 3: Called, yeah hijacking the, bar juke. Box, Yeah i'm spending
Speaker 3: too much money doing. That but, yes if you.
Speaker 1: Do want to expanded out to a bigger. Space golf
Speaker 1: and then a lot of people like to drink while playing,
Speaker 1: softball especially Co. Ed REALLY i don't think that's the. Thing,
Speaker 1: yeah it's a big drinking. Sport, yeah it's a big drinking.
Speaker 1: Sport maybe if you're playing. Competitive, no What i'm talking,
Speaker 1: about like is a leisure. ACTIVITY i never saw, THAT
Speaker 1: i especially Co.
Speaker 3: ED i played it, once got my knee smashed cup,
Speaker 3: times So i'm off that. Circuit, yeah you got your knee.
Speaker 3: Smashed Trichard are is a good drinking game.
Speaker 1: Right, now spin the. Bottle here's WHY i bring this.
Speaker 1: UP i have been drinking all. Day there is a
Speaker 1: new place In Fort. Worth it is Called. Stewart's it
Speaker 1: is a fifteen hundred square foot. Bar it's not very,
Speaker 1: big and they've Got martini's and they got fancy BLTs
Speaker 1: and if you want to do, caviar you could do.
Speaker 1: CAVIAR i have to fancy it up that. Much but
Speaker 1: okay and out back is a game THAT i played
Speaker 1: quite a bit as a. Child Croquet, OKAY i. Too
Speaker 1: did you have a croquet? CA i love? IT i
Speaker 1: think we. Did we. Did had it in the backyard for.
Speaker 1: Sure is. Fun and the thing about croquet is that
Speaker 1: if you play it when the yard has not been,
Speaker 1: mode it's a. Beating, ye it's all. Rough it's a
Speaker 1: little rough to get those balls rolling croquet. CROQUET i
Speaker 1: don't even know the last TIME i saw croquet laid
Speaker 1: out before, me LIKE i probably was ten years old
Speaker 1: or nine years. OLD i thought maybe twelve for. Me
Speaker 1: and so WHEN i saw, that all, right we're going
Speaker 1: to open a croquet, BAR i was, Like, okay this
Speaker 1: is amazing because you, KNOW i, MEAN i think probably
Speaker 1: the number one thing you see people doing while drinking
Speaker 1: is corn. Hole like we have corn hole at our,
Speaker 1: brewery for. Example you see that all the. Time i'm
Speaker 1: gonna take you to a croquet bo, hell, YEAH i.
Speaker 1: DO i do love throwing darts and drinking. Beer that's
Speaker 1: a hell of a lot of. Fun we talked about shuffle.
Speaker 1: Board I'm I'M i THINK i might go to this,
Speaker 1: yeah oh. Yeah our Friend Sarah blaskovich is writing about
Speaker 1: this now one of the places that has really taken
Speaker 1: off the. Activities the big the big thing to do
Speaker 1: while drinking is. Pickleball. Yeah they just opened A chicken
Speaker 1: And pickle about half a mile from my. House like
Speaker 1: it's right. There there's a place now and called The,
Speaker 1: hub AND i think this IS i think the Overall
Speaker 1: devillion's called The farm and it's on the it's on
Speaker 1: the south side of one twenty one Near Stacy and
Speaker 1: there are two big. Things is thing The hub and
Speaker 1: then Now chicken And pickle is there And i've driven
Speaker 1: by it a couple of times and people are. Playing
Speaker 1: like there's some people that play pickleball very. Competitively they're
Speaker 1: not drinking while doing. It that's WHAT i was. Thinking
Speaker 1: like the TIME i, PLAYED i THINK i played with
Speaker 1: people who are more competitive rather than. Leisurely, yeah BUT
Speaker 1: i THINK i, think like top, golf same thing, too, Right, yeah,
Speaker 1: absolutely because you can drink while you're sitting down and
Speaker 1: then go do your thing and then go sit out and. Drink,
Speaker 1: Yeah and that's What chicken And pickle wants you to.
Speaker 1: Do they want you to drink while you know you're,
Speaker 1: playing but they it's not super. Competitive. Pickleball like even
Speaker 1: if you spend like thirty seconds watching, it there's some
Speaker 1: people that you can tell that are holding the racket
Speaker 1: for the first. Time you, KNOW i went to a
Speaker 1: birthday party for a friend right across the. Street what
Speaker 1: is that called Pickle?
Speaker 5: Kingdom, oh, yeah we passed it every.
Speaker 1: DAY i don't, Know, YEAH i think it's, YEAH i
Speaker 1: think it's called Pickle. Kingdom and there's some people there
Speaker 1: that are taking it, seriously and then there's some people
Speaker 1: there that're just drinking beer waiting for their turn to
Speaker 1: go half ass the hit the. Ball but, MAN i
Speaker 1: don't even know the last TIME i saw anybody doing
Speaker 1: croquet do anything remotely related to. Croquet so like the
Speaker 1: thing about like those badass putt putt places what are
Speaker 1: called The Tigers Stroke Pop stroke. Putter but it's not
Speaker 1: super convenient to drink while doing it because you got
Speaker 1: to carry out a club and a ball and it's you,
Speaker 1: know you gotta find they have some places to set your.
Speaker 1: Drink AND i wonder about that for, Croquet LIKE i
Speaker 1: just remember playing in like one half of the front,
Speaker 1: Yard so, yes you don't have to take up a large, space,
Speaker 1: Right SO i think it's probably to your. Point it's
Speaker 1: you go over there and you play, croquet and then somebody,
Speaker 1: wins and then the next person Like Mike. Pool, yeah you,
Speaker 1: know someone wins keeps the table and then you start rotating.
Speaker 1: That you go over there and you, drink and then
Speaker 1: you come back and you're worse at it the next. Time.
Speaker 1: YEAH i think it's. That it's that whole. Idea i'm.
Speaker 1: Sure BUT i was sitting there, thinking do you guys
Speaker 1: remember the rules of? Croquet, no you'll hit it through
Speaker 1: those little. Wickets you have to get it to that, stick, Right,
Speaker 1: yeah but don't YOU i remember some AND i don't
Speaker 1: remember the. RULES i haven't played in forty. Years, no
Speaker 1: BUT i do remember putting your foot on someone's ball
Speaker 1: and then you tap the ball and then It remember
Speaker 1: that you can notice. That. YEAH i think if you
Speaker 1: hit someone else's, ball then you can take it and
Speaker 1: knock the hell out of it and shoot. Somewhere that was.
Speaker 1: Crazy BUT i don't remember the rules to any of.
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Speaker 3: Shove we do have some breaking news that has just
Speaker 3: come across the. Wire i'm gonna tell you one of
Speaker 3: my least stories that we were ever forced to discuss
Speaker 3: in my time doing sports radio back in the day
Speaker 3: was anything regarding, well The Washington commander's name, change oh,
Speaker 3: man any type Of hall Of fame talk for the most,
Speaker 3: part any gay defensive Ends Pete rose, topics like The
Speaker 3: Pete rose thing that went on for.
Speaker 1: Years. Yeah, well we have some new.
Speaker 3: News the very Dead Pete rose has been reinstated By
Speaker 3: Major league.
Speaker 1: BASED i, mean if you're gonna do. It, wait you
Speaker 1: guys know who's behind, this Right? No? Trump, yes Oh trump.
Speaker 1: Steals we gotta Get Pete. Rose if you're why not doing,
Speaker 1: Well he's alive because everything is just a big everything
Speaker 1: is In every top level decision that's made in this
Speaker 1: world is based on what The Internet internet humor value. Is,
Speaker 1: like that's just all we're. Doing we're just trying to
Speaker 1: talk about funny stuff on The.
Speaker 3: INTERNET i, mean if we did this nine months, ago you,
Speaker 3: know Maybe Pete rose could enjoy being rein stated and
Speaker 3: all the fruits that come with.
Speaker 1: That why does it matter who is thinking about? This
Speaker 1: what person under the age of eighty is thinking About
Speaker 1: Pete rose? Reinstatement what are we? Doing shoe Was Joe?
Speaker 3: Jackson? Also oh? Huge so these guys are not banned
Speaker 3: BY mlb. Anymore so that means they can go do
Speaker 3: The field Of dreams thing now they can have a.
Speaker 1: Catch they're. Dead so it's so tough to know what this.
Speaker 1: MEANS i. DON'T i love it so. Much it's Just,
Speaker 1: god this is this was the trope we would always
Speaker 1: Know alcatraz reopening would be pretty. Bad at This you
Speaker 1: supporting that we can turn it into a. Movie it's.
Speaker 1: Uh if you saw what. Happened the rock was, there
Speaker 1: they called it The rock Who Sean Connery hey called
Speaker 1: it beautiful and Disgusting in the same. Sentence, right so,
Speaker 1: great we, Tour we toured that, thing and uh it
Speaker 1: IS i Love escape From Alcatraz Clint eastwood. Movie and
Speaker 1: he swam across that water. Man it's, Like, hey did
Speaker 1: they GET i don't. Know did they get killed in the?
Speaker 1: Water do they get eaten by? Sharks where they did they?
Speaker 1: DIE i don't? Know did they? Escape BUT i just
Speaker 1: don't think that the worst criminals in the world are,
Speaker 1: Like i'm gonna go create another heinous. Crime, no the
Speaker 1: Elk trez is, real BUT i don't Think i'm going
Speaker 1: To it's everything is optics and it's just silly. Optics
Speaker 1: AND i don't even care. Anymore shout out to the
Speaker 1: Entire rose. Family, yeah and you know, What i'll put
Speaker 1: them On Mount rushmore with those four. PRESIDENTS i Want
Speaker 1: Pete rose's. FACE i want his face to be the
Speaker 1: fifth face up there with The lincoln in.
Speaker 3: Them and the last THING i, SAY amc is doing
Speaker 3: a thing beginning In july On, wednesdays half priced movie.
Speaker 1: Tickets let's, god.
Speaker 3: And we're trying to get everyone back to the theater to
Speaker 3: see all these great. MOVIES i know you guys saw
Speaker 3: a couple of movies that we'll discuss later in the.
Speaker 3: Week so, yeah, Good i'm gonna go Do wednesday night
Speaker 3: movies Because i've been wanting.
Speaker 1: TO i need to pick up my movie. Game.
Speaker 3: Yeah i'm not eligible on a lot of, things but
Speaker 3: seeing old movies is SOMETHING i need to.
Speaker 1: DO i don't want. To i'm telling YOU i can't
Speaker 1: review it because of the review. Embargoing is that a common? Thing?
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Speaker 1: Copies they agree to not say anything in print or.
Speaker 1: So i'm not going to review, it BUT i will
Speaker 1: say watching That New Mission impossible movie in The imax
Speaker 1: theater with the sound and it was so damn. Good
Speaker 1: it's awesome the. Movies but it's, LIKE i hope movie
Speaker 1: theaters don't go. AWAY i hope they. DON'T i hope
Speaker 1: people start going. Back maybe this is the, way this
Speaker 1: is the way to do get people back there because
Speaker 1: it is such a great. Experience that was like a
Speaker 1: roller coaster. RIDE i freaking love how much how much?
Speaker 1: Scene how many scenes from friendship have y'all? Seen, like
Speaker 1: have y'all seen full? Previews? STOP i want to know. Nothing. No,
Speaker 1: Now i'm just curious if you've seen. Anything, OKAY i
Speaker 1: might need to watch the trailer and, See, yeah what's
Speaker 1: what's out, there so you don't spoil. ANYTHING i don't
Speaker 1: want to spoil. ANYTHING i. KNOW i didn't even know
Speaker 1: this was, out so it's not out. Yet it was
Speaker 1: like a special. Screening it pisses me.
Speaker 3: Off we beg him to watch all these things and
Speaker 3: then he goes and sees the THING i want to
Speaker 3: see most Before i'm able to see.
Speaker 1: It that's part of the reason, Why yeah made. Time
Speaker 1: he canceled a band session to go do. It all,
Speaker 1: Right there you have. It there's The Hollywood, shuffle a
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Speaker 1: Right coming up next the return Of True crime KT
Speaker 1: Kt where are you going to take?
Speaker 3: Us, well, DAY i did a firing squad execution In
Speaker 3: South carolina and it didn't go.
Speaker 1: Well, oh before we get to that ON t the
Speaker 1: end of the Te cooper flag is going to be
Speaker 1: A Dallas. Maverick they are not going to entertain trade.
Speaker 1: Offers they're going to draft their, guy one of the
Speaker 1: biggest prospects to come OUT i don't know in a, decade,
Speaker 1: MAYBE i mean just a can't miss number one, pick
Speaker 1: and The MAVs moved up from the eleventh pick and
Speaker 1: they won the. Lottery they had the number one overall
Speaker 1: pick and a huge draft where a SuperStar's coming, out
Speaker 1: very very exciting stuff for a team that had a
Speaker 1: free fall from making it to the, finals traded their
Speaker 1: fan base his favorite, player and suddenly things are looking bright.
Speaker 1: Again just a miraculous turn of. Events we'll get back
Speaker 1: into The cooper flag pick coming up here in just
Speaker 1: a matter of, moments but right now it's time for, this.
Speaker 1: Guys let's go To kevin and now for the latest in.
Speaker 7: Crime serial, killers cold, cases cult leaders and. Blood you know,
Speaker 7: him you fear. Him it's time for true CRIME. Kt,
Speaker 7: kevin what's your question FOR O?
Speaker 1: DAY i have any questions for Oj?
Speaker 3: Man, okay you remember a couple months ago we discussed
Speaker 3: that a firing squad execution was set to take place
Speaker 3: In South. Carolina, yes and when that story, happened you
Speaker 3: guys are, like, WHAT.
Speaker 1: I don't AND i don't remember when was the last
Speaker 1: time we had firing squads like.
Speaker 3: SEVENTIES i know we discussed it when we did the
Speaker 3: story three months, ago BUT i don't know, that AM
Speaker 3: i don't remember.
Speaker 1: That, YEAH i think it happened in the. Seventies we
Speaker 1: had one last month and, uh pretty.
Speaker 3: Hot it didn't go. Great, yep here's what happens with
Speaker 3: these firing squad. Executions they also they have people, there
Speaker 3: local news or The associated press are there to cover
Speaker 3: it as a witness.
Speaker 1: Reporter oh do they still blindfold the guy and put
Speaker 1: a lip cigarette in his? Mouth now they, don't don't
Speaker 1: like back in the. Day it's. Hard, LOOK i realized
Speaker 1: that this that we're talking about the death of a.
Speaker 1: Person but this is so archaic and cave man. ISH
Speaker 1: i can't help but like laugh about. This what else
Speaker 1: would they? Do they electrocute them or they do legal. Injection,
Speaker 1: yeah we've had some failures in that lately. TOO i
Speaker 1: mean we saw The Green. Mile, yeah you saw. That
Speaker 1: somebody could make sure that the sponge and wet never
Speaker 1: saw The Green mile go ahead a weekend to. It
Speaker 1: it's take you always Does Walt goggins die in?
Speaker 4: That?
Speaker 3: Okay no different? One this lotus A tv show different
Speaker 3: than the. Movie, yep that.
Speaker 5: Is the most shocking Thing i've ever. Heard you, say
Speaker 5: what Like Jurassic park is a big one. Too but
Speaker 5: The green.
Speaker 1: MILE i just actually not surprised that he hasn't seen Some. Wow,
Speaker 1: YEAH i was like Another Tom hank's lid. Movie i'm, Good,
Speaker 1: sorry you're. Good how many people do you guys think
Speaker 1: was on the firing? Squad? SIX i think the more the,
Speaker 1: better because the thing, is you don't want anyone to
Speaker 1: know they're the one who for sure shot, him or
Speaker 1: that they're going. To you want a bunch of people
Speaker 1: to shoot at the. Guy they don't care, though and
Speaker 1: then it's fires blanks and then they're, LIKE i don't,
Speaker 1: know DID i get? Them did you get? THEM i don't.
Speaker 1: KNOW i don't. Know we had. Blanks one guy had
Speaker 1: a real. Bullet give him. Mind this guy did kill
Speaker 1: an off duty police officer long. Ago, YEAH i mean
Speaker 1: it's something bad happened to precipitate the firing. Squad is
Speaker 1: there a spot they're supposed to hit, him like right
Speaker 1: the foe? Heart and you, know like in the early
Speaker 1: days of firing squad they had to adjust this because
Speaker 1: originally they all got in a circle around the guy
Speaker 1: and that did not end. WELL i would say it'd
Speaker 1: be better if there was, More so if you had
Speaker 1: at least. SIX i think it'd be better they had.
Speaker 1: Three they only had. Three oh, NO i hope they're
Speaker 1: a good. Shot was it three people that have fired
Speaker 1: a gun? Before it's three?
Speaker 3: People and his legal team has fouled a complaint because
Speaker 3: a forensic pathologist has viewed the, autopsy the photographs and
Speaker 3: they've determined that only two bullets hit.
Speaker 1: Him so one guy just. Missed wait everyone had the bullets,
Speaker 1: Also wait everyone had. Bullets no one had. Blanks, yeah
Speaker 1: everyone had. Bullets ah my, GOD i thought you. WEREN'T
Speaker 1: i thought it was like certain guys had. Blanks what's a? Plank?
Speaker 1: Awful it's a fake, bullet so you don't know if
Speaker 1: you're the one who kills him or.
Speaker 3: Not supposed to destroy like destroy the. GUY i think
Speaker 3: then also missed his heart. Largely two of them, hit
Speaker 3: so he kills. Over he's groaning and the reporter from
Speaker 3: The Associated press that he's there just groaning for like
Speaker 3: two minutes after he got hit because they missed His.
Speaker 1: Maybe he shouldn't have murdered a.
Speaker 3: Guy well a long time ago, though but still a
Speaker 3: cro punishment was something we don't.
Speaker 1: DO i don't care he killed the. Guy why wouldn't
Speaker 1: they walk up and shoot him some more like you
Speaker 1: know What i'm? Saying, like what? What what are the rules?
Speaker 1: Here what are we trying to? Achieve?
Speaker 3: This forensic pathologist said quote did one member of the
Speaker 3: execution team miss him? Entirely did they not fire at?
Speaker 3: All how did the two who did shoot him miss his?
Speaker 1: Heart? Like how does that?
Speaker 5: Happen did the one guy buckle under? Pressure you know
Speaker 5: he starts contemplating. Everything SO i don't want to kill. Him,
Speaker 5: MAN i don't want to kill.
Speaker 3: Him.
Speaker 1: Man was he was he? Cuffed or did he was
Speaker 1: he able to run? Around run? Around? God who cares?
Speaker 1: Training why would? Anyone? LIKE i hope? Nobody because it's in?
Speaker 1: Humane what's also in humane to murder a police? Officer
Speaker 1: maybe don't do? That, NO i agree with all.
Speaker 3: THAT I i the cop was not a cop at the,
Speaker 3: time he was off. Duty to, me he's his OTHER.
Speaker 3: PERSONA i don't know about.
Speaker 1: That take kill a cop to? Me, uh death penalty
Speaker 1: and abortion in these, things they're very difficult things TO
Speaker 1: i know some people have very strong and they think
Speaker 1: they're right no matter, what and that's fine, too but
Speaker 1: these are not easy answers to. ME i Get i'm
Speaker 1: Rational bill on these. THINGS i get. It they're very
Speaker 1: tricky and, confusing AND i get, it AND i don't
Speaker 1: really know a good way for an execution that. Happen
Speaker 1: otherwise we wouldn't be going back to a firing. Squad
Speaker 1: it is so happening like on a remote part Of
Speaker 1: cuba With castro watching like it just seems so other,
Speaker 1: century you.
Speaker 3: Know, Yeah, well that's the lightest TURN i could take
Speaker 3: on a very dark. Story good, Job, kevin that's my
Speaker 3: question for H.
Speaker 1: Jay all, right there he Goes KEVIN Kt turner with
Speaker 1: the true CRIME kt coming up next around the. Sports
Speaker 1: let's get back into The MAVs getting the number one.
Speaker 1: Pick this is just over three minutes. Away don't go.
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Speaker 1: see you AT. Bfd but right now it's time for. This,
Speaker 1: now let's cool around the. SPORTS kg tweets as all
Speaker 1: the Sports, yes, right was it? Rigged was it?
Speaker 3: Rigged how did The mavericks get the number one pick
Speaker 3: in the? Draft they had a one point eight percent
Speaker 3: chance of getting.
Speaker 1: It was it? Rigged? MAN i think it's more outrageous
Speaker 1: that the top three picks were The, mavericks The, spurs
Speaker 1: And philadelphia than just The mavericks alone getting the number one.
Speaker 1: Pick but the but people around the country are, like all,
Speaker 1: right doesn't make sense why The MAVs would Trade luca
Speaker 1: To La they did not get a fair. Return they
Speaker 1: got six years. Older if they shopped, them they would
Speaker 1: have got way. More this is the league trying to
Speaker 1: help The. Lakers so the conspiracy people are like putting
Speaker 1: on their tenfoil hats and that's what they, see. Yep
Speaker 1: and then they see The MAVs go from eleven to,
Speaker 1: One they're, Like, okay the league promised Them cooper. Flag,
Speaker 1: YEAH i mean if that's if that's the, conspiracy and
Speaker 1: that's what you want to lean in and lean in
Speaker 1: on that's, fine makes. Sense what has to happen is
Speaker 1: you have to be willing For Kyrie irving to be
Speaker 1: in on it and sacrifice his knee in order to
Speaker 1: make that. Happen, no why?
Speaker 5: NOT i wouldn't because it just would make sense if you're,
Speaker 5: getting if you were promised a number one pick in
Speaker 5: this next, round and that's Including cooper flag then not
Speaker 5: getting anything in, return like you're technically getting that in
Speaker 5: return For.
Speaker 1: Luca, okay but for me it makes. Sense, NO i get.
Speaker 1: It but how how Does Kyrie irving's knee injury? Factor
Speaker 1: and it doesn't.
Speaker 5: It i'm not including that at. All that was just
Speaker 5: a very unfortunate thing that happened To. Kyrie there's no.
Speaker 1: Way The mavericks would have not made the playoffs If
Speaker 1: Kyrie irving hadn't have blown his knee, out and that
Speaker 1: happened a month after the. Trade, Okay so What i'm saying,
Speaker 1: is if you want to go in on a conspiracy
Speaker 1: in which The mavericks agreed to Move luca TO la
Speaker 1: and exchange for the number one, pick they had to
Speaker 1: figure out a way For Kyrie irving to blow his knee,
Speaker 1: out or they said you will give you the number
Speaker 1: one pick and the next lottery you're, in, right because
Speaker 1: again The, mavericks remember they were in the play in,
Speaker 1: scenario so Then memphis has to be in on it.
Speaker 1: Too and the genius part of this conspiracy is That
Speaker 1: Anthony davis was in on it and still dropped forty
Speaker 1: in the final game to make it look like they were. Competitive,
Speaker 1: like all, right, man but don't ruin our fun.
Speaker 3: Conspiracy you do realize very much that it doesn't MATTER
Speaker 3: i do how much logic you can lay. Out, yes
Speaker 3: this is what a lot of people. Think, yeah, yep.
Speaker 3: Guy some guy hit me, up was, like you need
Speaker 3: to find a new. Sport THE nba is. RIGGED i was,
Speaker 3: like THE nba is a.
Speaker 1: League it's a. Business it's a, league, man it's not a.
Speaker 1: Sport LIKE i can go watch The wings play right.
Speaker 1: Now basketball is a. Sport it's THE nba is a.
Speaker 1: League but, hey, MAN i get. It we live in
Speaker 1: a world where we need everything to be a conspiracy
Speaker 1: to justify the. Unexplainable and that's why in the Movie,
Speaker 1: magnolia frogs fall from the. Sky that's, right that's, Right all,
Speaker 1: Right well we'll get back into The cooper flag situation
Speaker 1: at five point. Forty that's our big finish. Today don't miss.
Speaker 1: That but coming up. Next everybody loves talking, politics so
Speaker 1: let's talk POLITICS. Dfw that's. Next cool me, once shame,
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Speaker 3: About The bible means a lot to, me BUT i
Speaker 3: don't want to get into.
Speaker 1: Specifics Right Old testament guy Or New?
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Speaker 8: can to stop these terrorists killers.
Speaker 1: That many right in the middle of the. Fairway that.
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Speaker 1: talking about just legends. Interview we got that one ten
Speaker 1: minute interview with. HIM i think IF i could pick
Speaker 1: any text in the interview right, now and LIKE i
Speaker 1: have a do an in depth, INTERVIEW i would love
Speaker 1: to talk To George bush, Again, yes Like GEORGE. W. Bush,
Speaker 1: yes because, well His Papa bear is no longer with.
Speaker 1: Us but the time we talked to, him it was
Speaker 1: all pretty much about that exhibit at his, library and
Speaker 1: that was. Cool but, Man i'd like to just talk
Speaker 1: about his. LIFE i find him to be Wildly if
Speaker 1: you could squeeze in nine with Any, texans it'd be.
Speaker 1: Great he would definitely be on the.
Speaker 3: List like if you could squeeze in nine with any,
Speaker 3: president he would definitely because like he was there the
Speaker 3: moment getting whispered into his. Ear you, know during that
Speaker 3: key moment that The mavericks won the draft. Lottery you
Speaker 3: remember the image that stapped in the test of time
Speaker 3: as he was reading some, kids.
Speaker 1: You don't want to play golf with. ME i got
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Speaker 1: had a curved. One we're not gonna talk divisive.
Speaker 3: Politics, clearly the name of the segment was just an
Speaker 3: avenue to play an intro with those funny. Takes BUT
Speaker 3: i actually do have a political story. Here A democratic
Speaker 3: candidate For State assembly In New. Jersey her name Is Rebecca,
Speaker 3: holloway and it was found out she's up against two
Speaker 3: others and a big race for six legislative. District we've
Speaker 3: all been paying close.
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Speaker 3: Story it was found out, though that she has been
Speaker 3: selling photos of her feet on an adult content website
Speaker 3: that caters to people with foot, fetishes promising to quote
Speaker 3: hear your naughty fantasies and help make them come.
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Speaker 1: ACTUALLY i thought it was spelt that.
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Speaker 3: feed or what feetfinder dot? Com oh, okay, Yep i'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Dressed she has been leely legally selling photos of her
Speaker 3: feed in various poses on feet fighter dot feetfinder dot
Speaker 3: com for the last two.
Speaker 1: Years. MAN i know we're not supposed to kink, shame
Speaker 1: but you feet people are the biggest freaks out. There,
Speaker 1: man those people are. Sick thank. You, LIKE i don't get.
Speaker 1: IT i don't get it at. All, like what was
Speaker 1: it The cowboys? Coach was it Rob? Ryan Rex Rex?
Speaker 3: Ryan?
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Speaker 1: hanging at here and starts rubbing on our? Feet post
Speaker 1: it on? YouTube what are you? Doing it's? Hot is
Speaker 1: when a gal's got a big old. BUNION i just
Speaker 1: got a. CORN i couldn't even get through. It it's
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Speaker 1: man he's got. Corns, oh it's a. Terribles i'm with.
Speaker 3: YOU i think feet are disgusting in, general like take
Speaker 3: the fetish out of.
Speaker 1: It like feet are.
Speaker 3: Gross there's a reason we cover them up at all,
Speaker 3: times you, know except for those that.
Speaker 1: Don't there's a lot of people going barefoot all the.
Speaker 1: Time nothing flips my switch like getting a hold of
Speaker 1: some feet after they've been in some birkenstocks outside all
Speaker 1: day long at a.
Speaker 9: Festival Letty stinky she is a self employed marketing, consultant
Speaker 9: nice on a campaign, website and you know, WHAT i
Speaker 9: clicked on this just to do the.
Speaker 3: RESEARCH i do find it to be just not for.
Speaker 3: Me you, know this is you like what you?
Speaker 1: Like this might be Your Pete townsend. MOMENT i, said
Speaker 1: this is not a website THAT i would consider traditional.
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Speaker 3: on the website here On Iheart's Wi. Fi but at
Speaker 3: HOME i was able to go, through and it's really pretty.
Speaker 3: Gross it's just a lot of people taking pictures of
Speaker 3: their feet and there's not much more to. It AND
Speaker 3: i was hoping there would be, more like you gotta
Speaker 3: cram it some mashed, potatoes or you.
Speaker 1: Gotta, like, yeah work for the. Money how much are
Speaker 1: they charging just for a simple feet? Pick you know?
Speaker 1: What i'm not sure on.
Speaker 3: Hers it didn't say in the article, either like how
Speaker 3: much it. Costs summer was right AND i didn't want
Speaker 3: to make a log. In, oh there is five dollars
Speaker 3: for a monthly subscription for photos of.
Speaker 1: Feet that's not. Bad that's pretty. Good, yeah WHAT i
Speaker 1: Ordered dan And jake per month Ten so you get
Speaker 1: feet picks. Either, No i've never seen those guys'. Feet
Speaker 1: i'd like. To i'd pay for. Those what? Is by the,
Speaker 1: Way jake will join us tonight For ben And skin live.
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Speaker 1: that idea feet Picked. June that's, great we.
Speaker 3: Will here's what her profile said on her feet finder.
Speaker 3: Page would you like to see?
Speaker 10: This?
Speaker 3: Yes after being a good girl for so, Long i'm
Speaker 3: in my slutty. Era flirting is my. SUPERPOWER dm me
Speaker 3: for socks and panty. Purchases.
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Speaker 1: Year, katie how much for a pair of your?
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Speaker 3: you have to raise the prices for.
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Speaker 1: here holding a bunch of. Money how much for game warn?
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Speaker 3: Member uh asked for dirty socks of some other, Bands
Speaker 3: LIKE i, said it was The Chili. Peppers what it
Speaker 3: was some band Named Crystal. Garden it was like a
Speaker 3: Local virginia.
Speaker 1: Band you want their.
Speaker 3: Socks but he asked for the dirty. Socks their sucks,
Speaker 3: her you, know. Crusty, yeah after being a good girl
Speaker 3: for so, Long i'm in my slutty. Era so she's,
Speaker 3: decided you know, What i've lived this long turn?
Speaker 1: Up, GOD i love. It how old is? She how
Speaker 1: old is? She how old is?
Speaker 3: She? Uh she appears to BE i would say, forties
Speaker 3: maybe late thirties maybe. Forties so in these so these,
Speaker 3: extensions good to look at.
Speaker 1: Her, Yeah oh let's. Go those are gonna be some sweaty.
Speaker 1: Feet let me ask, you in these pictures that you looked,
Speaker 1: at how much ankle play is involved ankle. BRACELETS i
Speaker 1: JUST i couldn't get. IN i couldn't log on her.
Speaker 1: PROFILE i couldn't get. In what were you searching to find?
Speaker 9: Her?
Speaker 1: NO i just went to the. Website you just pull
Speaker 1: up the. Website you see toe rings too on some
Speaker 1: of THOSE i didn't see they toe. Rings i'm sure
Speaker 1: that's a thing. Too let's start a website Called cankles And. Bunions,
Speaker 1: Oh i'll tell. YOU i knew a story of SOMEONE
Speaker 1: i can't.
Speaker 3: SENSE i just started someone who did not know what
Speaker 3: the word slut, meant like into like a little older in.
Speaker 3: Life and then this is a friend of a friend
Speaker 3: of a friend of a. Friend so this is down
Speaker 3: the line. Here but apparently growing, up there was a
Speaker 3: bathroom incident with one of the girls in class in
Speaker 3: like fourth.
Speaker 1: Fifth grade or.
Speaker 3: Whatever she booped and this guy called her a slut
Speaker 3: because he.
Speaker 1: Didn't know what it. Meant he thought it just.
Speaker 3: MEANT i was, like she had the double dip of
Speaker 3: being humiliated of crapping herself and did.
Speaker 1: He just called her a? Slut for girl man that
Speaker 1: slut pooped.
Speaker 3: Herself don't mean he was Being he thought it was
Speaker 3: like you're nasty or, disgusting.
Speaker 1: Which you know kind of Does it just depends for.
Speaker 1: IT i think IT'S i think it's synonymous with willing,
Speaker 1: participant overly, willing overly aggressively.
Speaker 3: Willing she's been a good girl for too. Long she's
Speaker 3: been obeying the. Rules, Yeah pastor's daughter. Theory let's go all,
Speaker 3: right there you, Go, Kevin let's talk.
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Speaker 3: Lot it's the entertainment story now at this, Point Bill
Speaker 3: belichick and his twenty four year old Girlfriend Jordan, hudson
Speaker 3: who was in The Miss MAINE usa pageant for the
Speaker 3: state Of. Maine and if you're still doing, Pageants, okay that's.
Speaker 3: Good she's pretty like she'd have a lot going on
Speaker 3: running off Of belichick's companies and things that he. Does
Speaker 3: but she's got time to go and say how she
Speaker 3: would fix the, world what maps that she could get
Speaker 3: to a third world country so they know what to.
Speaker 3: Do she finished third in, that but he was on
Speaker 3: hand to go support his little, gal so she finished third.
Speaker 1: Place is there a talent? Portion, YES i probably do
Speaker 1: like a, baton.
Speaker 3: She did, twirling, okay, right, okay work.
Speaker 1: CHEERLEADER i don't, Know. SCHARLING i think she uh for
Speaker 1: her talent. Portion she went out there and admonished the.
Speaker 1: Media she did. Bullhorn what what is you? KNOW i
Speaker 1: think this is a question we can ask what is
Speaker 1: the talent? Portion do they still do?
Speaker 3: That AND i know they've they've banned what in a
Speaker 3: lot of, places the swimsuit part of.
Speaker 1: IT i thought the swimsuit was the talent part of.
Speaker 3: It. Yeah The Miss MAIN usa patcheant does not include
Speaker 3: a talent. Portion they don't have talent three. Phases they
Speaker 3: have an, interview they have active, wear active and an evening.
Speaker 1: GOWN i have all three, phases, boo, butt and.
Speaker 3: Face the focus is on overall, appearance self, confidence and
Speaker 3: the way each contestant presents herself in the evening, gown.
Speaker 1: And the way that they come up with earth saving
Speaker 1: problem solving. Solutions and the lady who did the best
Speaker 1: job of getting looked at is Miss. Maine what it
Speaker 1: is a dumb thing to?
Speaker 3: Do Banger, Mains Shelby howell got the. Win Banger Banger. Main,
Speaker 3: yeah she's. Blondie Uh so here's the story. HERE A
Speaker 3: bill is now doing a lot of interviews. Again he
Speaker 3: deal WITH espn. Today he's done many. INTERVIEWS i Got
Speaker 3: Pablo tory last, week who reported said a couple things
Speaker 3: like it's very he's got family members or digging into her.
Speaker 3: Past they're very uncomfortable with how much she is in. Charge,
Speaker 3: well he also doubled. Down, now there was a big
Speaker 3: statement that was released By North Carolina football that that's not.
Speaker 3: True the report That pabulatory had is not. True she'll
Speaker 3: probably call some plays this. Year, well Here's. PABULUTORY i
Speaker 3: thought was pretty interesting when he said, This and my
Speaker 3: computer's trying not to.
Speaker 1: Freeze there we get real. Live do you think that
Speaker 1: he makes it to week? One is it getting that
Speaker 1: contentious over?
Speaker 10: THERE i think there's a, chance an absolutely real, chance
Speaker 10: that he does. It and the REASON i say that
Speaker 10: is because even before The Jordan hudson thing became as,
Speaker 10: public the date that matters the most Is june. First
Speaker 10: the buyout Of Bill belichick goes from ten million dollars
Speaker 10: to one million dollars If bill wanted the escape patch, Right,
Speaker 10: so if he wanted, out the amount got ten times
Speaker 10: less After june, First and so the question everybody asking,
Speaker 10: is are things so dysfunctional behind the scenes when it
Speaker 10: comes to the power struggle when it comes to what
Speaker 10: they are Telling bill to. Do don't Have jordan around,
Speaker 10: anymore basically telling him you're an employee and not the
Speaker 10: boss of this. Building there is the ability for him
Speaker 10: to get out of.
Speaker 3: It so he's got about seventeen days to decide if
Speaker 3: he wants, out he could get ten million.
Speaker 1: Dollars. Man all of this makes way more sense to
Speaker 1: me now in terms of why he's not the head
Speaker 1: coach of The, cowboys BECAUSE i Think jerry met with,
Speaker 1: him BECAUSE i did hear that they were, meeting AND
Speaker 1: i think they had the meeting And jerry, realized oh my,
Speaker 1: god this dude's. Lost he is completely whipped by a
Speaker 1: twenty four year old, cheerleader and he probably was super
Speaker 1: envious in some, ways but he's, Like, god this is
Speaker 1: a shell of His this is not the same. Guy he's. Gone,
Speaker 1: yeah there was a really good article about pretty much
Speaker 1: the ENTIRE nfl being like we're good and just kind
Speaker 1: of like and him knowing. It and that's why he
Speaker 1: took The North carolina, job because he took it in Like, october.
Speaker 1: Right wasn't it midway through the football? Season? Uh, NO
Speaker 1: i think it was a little later, on was?
Speaker 4: It?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah was it after the season was? OVER i thought
Speaker 1: it was during the. SEASON i thought they never even
Speaker 1: made it to all The there was a there was
Speaker 1: a time WHERE i can't remember the, day but where
Speaker 1: it looked Like jerry was sick of McCarthy AND i
Speaker 1: had people reaching out to me telling me exactly where
Speaker 1: they were. Meeting they had, dinner they, met they got,
Speaker 1: together And i'm, like that was still when it was in. Play,
Speaker 1: yeah and it was. Made there was no interest and
Speaker 1: it WAS i think this is, Why, well if he
Speaker 1: could get, out do they still they would Sue there's
Speaker 1: there's no, way there's no way that that number drops
Speaker 1: and he gets out right before and they don't. Sue
Speaker 1: that would suck for all those players. Too, yeah but that's,
Speaker 1: well you, KNOW i agree with, you but that's so
Speaker 1: different now with the transfer. Portal it doesn't. Matter BUT
Speaker 1: i did in the contract, though, NO i know it's
Speaker 1: in the. Contract but you could also put things in
Speaker 1: a contract that are disinge genuous in. Nature, yeah like
Speaker 1: and like, breach the idea that you set up a
Speaker 1: contract that you were going to straight up violate in
Speaker 1: order to get a. Payout and so like his, actions
Speaker 1: they there would be a. Lawsuit they wouldn't go in
Speaker 1: there and just, go, yeah here's ten million, dollars thanks
Speaker 1: for coming here and pretending like you're going to be a.
Speaker 1: Coach they would. SUE i don't believe that for a.
Speaker 3: Minute that would all come down to lawyer jargon and
Speaker 3: what's actually in the.
Speaker 1: CONTRACT i get what you're, saying but it's still in.
Speaker 3: There it is, right the idea that he could just, say,
Speaker 3: LOOK i did not think this thing was gonna blow.
Speaker 3: UP i need to focus on. MYSELF i need some personal.
Speaker 3: TIME i can't coach the best if this is gonna
Speaker 3: be a whirlwind and my private light's gonna be out.
Speaker 3: THERE i can't be the guy you hired to. Be
Speaker 3: i'm out and thank you for your time On may. Thirtieth,
Speaker 3: DUDE i worry about his well. BEING i feel like
Speaker 3: he's being held. Hostage, wells she's gonna kill. HIM i,
Speaker 3: mean she's just Taking he's just like a. Zombie she's
Speaker 3: weekend At bernie zinging.
Speaker 1: Him it is weird that as soon as he started
Speaker 1: doing a bunch of, commercials he kind of fell. APART
Speaker 1: i mean he didn't do commercials, forever and then he
Speaker 1: lost his gig and started doing every commercial that came his.
Speaker 1: Way and every single, commercial no matter what the product,
Speaker 1: was was people calling him to find out fantasy. Information
Speaker 1: it was like every single, product what.
Speaker 3: If he's having to do his own laundry now like
Speaker 3: his ex wife used To she used to do, it and,
Speaker 3: no she's not doing for.
Speaker 1: Him that's why he had a hole in his. Shirt
Speaker 1: and then. Interview it's.
Speaker 3: Unbelievable oh my. God, okay, Well i'm sure we'll keep
Speaker 3: hearing more about. This will he make it tweek?
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Speaker 3: belichick do your. Job around a week, later the actual
Speaker 3: hair starts to, thicken and then what's happened is basically
Speaker 3: they think by twenty twenty. Seven there's a lot of,
Speaker 3: research amount of money that's been put into. This by
Speaker 3: twenty twenty, seven they think there may be a cure for.
Speaker 3: Baldness all right, now you guys may not care because
Speaker 3: you have nice.
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Speaker 1: light back, there LIKE i got the what's that called
Speaker 1: crown where it thins on the back Top Thomas crown. Affair,
Speaker 1: yeah this is great. News, well BUT i don't know
Speaker 1: that it knows which molecule to tell it, to because
Speaker 1: WHAT i fear is that then you awaken it and
Speaker 1: then you got a wolfman. FACE i think that's very.
Speaker 1: POSSIBLE i see it on social media all the. Time
Speaker 1: there are wolf men out there in on different parts
Speaker 1: of the world just living life as a wolf because
Speaker 1: they their molecule was. Awaken.
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Speaker 3: is in as much as the thin mustache is. In
Speaker 3: the huge thick beard is. In AND i don't know
Speaker 3: if that goes away in the. SUMMERTIME i would, imagine
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Speaker 1: no he's got his haircut. Tomorrow at what time you
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Speaker 1: HAIRCUT i wonder if one of you is getting a
Speaker 1: better deal than the. Other, OH i just do some
Speaker 1: chores around the. House. YEAH i haven't paid for a
Speaker 1: haircut in. Years. Yeah what time is your? HAIRCUT i don't.
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Speaker 1: Thirty oh, Damn i'm gonna miss. You i'll you here at,
Speaker 1: eleven But i'll wait for.
Speaker 3: You, yeah twelve. Thirty come hold my. HAND i set
Speaker 3: it up SO i can come straight here after the. Haircut,
Speaker 3: uh what.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna go?
Speaker 3: WITH i should get a short short on the, sides
Speaker 3: a little longer on top.
Speaker 1: Of buzz it up, totally, dude get the wash. Wash
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Speaker 5: is only for men. Though oh you know what, again
Speaker 5: you sexist.
Speaker 1: Bastard, yeah but you gotta be careful which molecule you wake,
Speaker 1: up because lady'll take that and suddenly she'll have a
Speaker 1: seventies jungle down. There, yeah gotta be real careful.
Speaker 3: Beard how come no one talks about the The Man
Speaker 3: bush when they Got.
Speaker 1: Bush you're just assuming it's you, know your Aunt linda or.
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Speaker 1: Yeah Man Man. Bush have you guys Seen Man Bush?
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Speaker 3: Girls, yeah that should be a line of, humor just
Speaker 3: as it is for a.
Speaker 1: Woman, hey let me tell you, Something. KEVIN i pulled
Speaker 1: out a chest pube yesterday that was about nine inches,
Speaker 1: long and it was the texture of chicken. Wire AND
Speaker 1: i swear To, god like if someone if somebody come
Speaker 1: up and they hugged me AND i was shirt, listen
Speaker 1: they rested their head on my, shoulder on my chest their.
Speaker 1: Skin they would just cut their face all, up they
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Speaker 1: next to sperm. Race before we get, there, though, Pause,
Speaker 1: yeah a.
Speaker 3: Couple of weeks ago we discussed the story that was
Speaker 3: gonna happen In, california the sperm. Race, yeah and there
Speaker 3: weren't a lot of, details so it was kind of a,
Speaker 3: uh it was a story that she didn't have a
Speaker 3: lot of clarity to. It, Well i've now unclogged the
Speaker 3: pipes and have figured out what happened at the actual sperm, Race,
Speaker 3: okay where it was gonna BE usc VERSUS ucla. Classic
Speaker 3: the guy that put this, Together this was conceived by
Speaker 3: seventeen year old tech Entrepreneur Eric.
Speaker 1: Ju did you say it was? Conceived? Yes nice.
Speaker 3: WORD i got so many jokes here seventeen year Old Eric. Ju,
Speaker 3: okay you should know this about. Him he was kicked
Speaker 3: out of high. School, okay, yep he moved To San.
Speaker 3: Francisco he got in the tech world and is kind
Speaker 3: of having a banteeing about with some tech. Companies then
Speaker 3: he met with the tech Guy Peter. Thiel oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: okay And phil flew him To New york and, said
Speaker 3: what's your craziest? Idea and he's, like as a, joke he's,
Speaker 3: like the sperm. Race it feels like a. Genius here's some,
Speaker 3: money let's do.
Speaker 1: It and he's like.
Speaker 3: What so he raises one point five million dollars the
Speaker 3: seventeen year old kid who was kicked out of high,
Speaker 3: school and they're gonna hold it at this event And
Speaker 3: Men's else sent a journalists there to cover all. This
Speaker 3: they thought it would draw about five thousand. People the
Speaker 3: venue that they had booked holds four thousand, people so
Speaker 3: there's already a big red. Flag so the day before the,
Speaker 3: show the venue cancels the event and they have to
Speaker 3: move it somewhere else because they thought too many people
Speaker 3: were going to be. There they spent all the money they,
Speaker 3: Had they raised one point five million. Night they spent
Speaker 3: all the money they had on this one, event which
Speaker 3: he casually said in the interview might be, stupid but
Speaker 3: we did. It, anyways the main event was a best
Speaker 3: of three race between a guy Named, asher a freshman AT,
Speaker 3: ucla a guy Named, tristan a sophomore AT. Usc both
Speaker 3: have been given one thousand dollars to. Train there's like
Speaker 3: prep period and then make some tongue in, cheek you,
Speaker 3: know promo videos and stuff like, that drink.
Speaker 1: Some pineapple, juice like all kinds of. Stuff all, right
Speaker 1: what does that? DO i don't really.
Speaker 3: Know, yep the guy with the fastest swimmers would get
Speaker 3: ten thousand.
Speaker 1: Dollars but, again how do you do? That, well that's
Speaker 1: the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Is they had some technology that's very hard to, describe but,
Speaker 3: basically they would put their sample into a container and
Speaker 3: then once some scientists took a look at it and
Speaker 3: determined which the fastest swimmers might, be and then it
Speaker 3: was on a Microscopic it's, hard it's really hard to
Speaker 3: describe a microscopic model that represented a female's reproductive.
Speaker 1: System and then that was put on a.
Speaker 3: JumboTron now they made a fight poster and, everything okay
Speaker 3: to make it like.
Speaker 1: Funny, yeah so they fake over at the end of. It,
Speaker 1: yeah well yeah they.
Speaker 3: Did, Actually, yeah so they gave a sperm sample at
Speaker 3: the venue an hour before, showtime and then the doctors
Speaker 3: are the scientists on hand would filter. It the guy
Speaker 3: who did the circle, said WHEN i arrived now before the,
Speaker 3: race the arena bus with the kind of energy that,
Speaker 3: Screams we're absolutely not going to pull it. Off this
Speaker 3: guy was wearing the same clothes he was wearing the
Speaker 3: before the guy put on the, event and they were having.
Speaker 3: Chaos when the doors. Open it was not four thousand,
Speaker 3: people it was more like four hundred.
Speaker 1: People.
Speaker 3: Yeah he asked one girl who was there how she
Speaker 3: heard about the. Event she, SAID i saw a meme
Speaker 3: as just went to. It he also met a nurse.
Speaker 3: There the nurse said that she was the representing an
Speaker 3: at home sperm testing startup and she was a loose
Speaker 3: sponsor of the. Event but she was, like, YEAH i
Speaker 3: don't really want my name in this article focus And
Speaker 3: i'm just understing what this. Is so then here comes
Speaker 3: the guys and they bring them out with her rage
Speaker 3: like it's a boxing.
Speaker 1: Match one of. Them they're all wearing white like the little.
Speaker 3: Sperms and then this guy was wearing a plastic paintball
Speaker 3: vest on. It the term Nut king was inscribed in
Speaker 3: sharpie on his.
Speaker 1: Vest god so.
Speaker 3: They, god they have a big. Race there was av glitches.
Speaker 3: Everywhere ty dolla. Sign the rapper was booked to, perform
Speaker 3: but after five, minutes he, said he told THE dj
Speaker 3: to turn off the music and he stormed.
Speaker 1: Offstage wow like, firefast it. Does, yeah it kind of.
Speaker 1: Was it does feel Very Silicon. Valley. Man so there it.
Speaker 3: Was if you've ever seen this show ON, hbo you
Speaker 3: kind of get the vibe. There didn't, work but also
Speaker 3: they're gonna do another.
Speaker 1: One let's go. Right fantastic reporting By Kevin. Turner job
Speaker 1: in the Suck zone coming up next in the big,
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Speaker 1: gonna play. Music you're gonna write down the name of the,
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Speaker 3: All, right let's get good back into it to The
Speaker 3: Cooper flag.
Speaker 1: Situation story of the.
Speaker 3: Year mavericks win the draft lottery unexpectedly last night with
Speaker 3: a little two percent chance of winning.
Speaker 1: It by the, way if y'all want, to y'all should go.
Speaker 1: Read there's an article in The New York, times which
Speaker 1: is part of The Athletic now and it's written by
Speaker 1: a guy who was in the, room a. JOURNALIST i
Speaker 1: don't have his name off the. Time my room the
Speaker 1: room where the ping pong balls are. Dropped so for The,
Speaker 1: mavericks matt McCarty was in, there their ASSISTANT. Gm so
Speaker 1: what happens if you don't, Know they all go into
Speaker 1: a room and they don't have their phones or, anything
Speaker 1: and so there's a representative from each team and they
Speaker 1: know the outcome and they have to just sit in a,
Speaker 1: room sequestered until the world finds. Out so Matt riccarty's
Speaker 1: sitting in a room with all of his peers knowing
Speaker 1: that they won the lottery and just like in, shock you.
Speaker 1: Know and it's a really fun article to. Read it's
Speaker 1: again part of the Athletic New York times, thing but
Speaker 1: it is They he wrote about it that the tone
Speaker 1: of the room was absolute, disbelief like all the, gms you,
Speaker 1: know assistant. Gms and then they have to sit in
Speaker 1: the room and watch THE espn. Broadcast when the you Know,
Speaker 1: tatum the guy who's the deputy of The maverick or
Speaker 1: deputy of THE, nba goes the number eleven pick The Portland,
Speaker 1: trailblazers and you know The mavericks are top. Four he.
Speaker 1: Said the room again broke out in. Laughter it was
Speaker 1: such disbelief in the room that the craziest thing. Happened
Speaker 1: here's a bunch of people that work in THE. Nba
Speaker 1: they know what, happened and when they're watching it, again
Speaker 1: they're laughing because they can't believe that it. Happened So,
Speaker 1: chicago they they somebody hit a full court shot or
Speaker 1: something and they tied The MAVs and then lost a coin.
Speaker 1: Flip we want a coin flip with The Chicago bulls
Speaker 1: to be the number eleven team instead of the number twelve.
Speaker 1: Team and so they're at twelve and The MAVs are
Speaker 1: at one and they were. Tied, yeah they had to
Speaker 1: flip a. Coin. Unbelievable. Yep. Okay SO i was looking
Speaker 1: at things that have the exact same odds one point eight,
Speaker 1: percent and there's one thing that stands. Out if you
Speaker 1: have two die and you roll them back to, back double.
Speaker 1: Sixes oh, wow that's the one point eight, percent like
Speaker 1: according to WHAT i saw on the. Internet so think
Speaker 1: how hard that is to. Do just walk up straight
Speaker 1: up to a crabs table and Say i'm gonna roll
Speaker 1: double sixes twice in a. Row And i'm only rolling, twice.
Speaker 1: Okay and then not only, that the chances based on
Speaker 1: odds that the top three picks or The, mavericks The
Speaker 1: spurs and the sixers that all jumped ahead was one
Speaker 1: in one hundred Thousand Jesus.
Speaker 3: God so two it was a little hundred two percent.
Speaker 3: Chance so, two that's a one and fifty. Chance it's
Speaker 3: basically what it. Is, yeah, Right so just take your
Speaker 3: hand in the ball of one and fifty and your
Speaker 3: they picked our, ball and we are.
Speaker 1: Back we're, back, Baby we're.
Speaker 3: Back We're the last THING i said To ben yesterday
Speaker 3: AS i walked out of the bathroom WAS i Guess
Speaker 3: i'm gonna have to be A wnba.
Speaker 1: Fan. NOW i don't. KNOW i don't really like basketball.
Speaker 3: Anymore so that's WHAT i Left ben with yesterday AS
Speaker 3: i took off to The ranger.
Speaker 1: Game Big ranger win last, night by the. Way, yeah
Speaker 1: AND i didn't argue with it Because i've been incredibly
Speaker 1: sports depressed, too and mav, depressed and you, know just
Speaker 1: leaving after after that crappy ass season where you shot
Speaker 1: yourself in the nads and all these self inflicted wounds
Speaker 1: for you just to get the eleventh pick in the.
Speaker 1: Draft it was. HEARTBREAKING i didn't even want to. WATCH
Speaker 1: i didn't allow myself to get my hopes up in any.
Speaker 1: Way and you, know we talked about earlier how it
Speaker 1: just went, down but the fact that they Have Cooper flag,
Speaker 1: NOW i woke up so. Excited and then every national
Speaker 1: sports show THAT i watch getting ready for the day
Speaker 1: was talking about how The mavericks should trade For giannis
Speaker 1: And i'm, LIKE i don't understand even that, sentiment like
Speaker 1: the idea Of yannis is going to be thirty one
Speaker 1: And Cooper rush is. Eighteen he wont to be nineteen Until, december,
Speaker 1: Yeah and it's, like why would you get that much?
Speaker 1: Younger like why would you shrink the? Window AND i started, panicking, going,
Speaker 1: man is there any checks and balances in The mavericks
Speaker 1: organization right? Now or Is nico allowed to do whatever he?
Speaker 1: Wants BECAUSE i know for, him he's thinking about the
Speaker 1: next three, years not the next. Decade and SO i
Speaker 1: love McMahon being out there saying That nico won't be
Speaker 1: allowed to Trade am or Maybe nico doesn't want to tread,
Speaker 1: him whatever it, is BUT i hate that that's even a.
Speaker 1: Discussion why would anyone do. THAT i think there's decent
Speaker 1: logic as to why someone would do. That, NOW i
Speaker 1: don't agree with, it AND i wouldn't do, it But
Speaker 1: giannis is one of the seventy five greatest players of all,
Speaker 1: time and he's in his, prime and so if you
Speaker 1: put him together with at least, one arguably two other
Speaker 1: greatest seventy five greatest, ever there's an argument that you
Speaker 1: can go win a championship right now Before San antonio
Speaker 1: And Oklahoma city become. Unbeatable But i'm not SAYING i
Speaker 1: would do, that But i'm saying that's a logical. ARGUMENT
Speaker 1: i can understand somebody looking at it like that if
Speaker 1: you don't care about the future of the. Organization like
Speaker 1: what fans embrace is, hope and when you have a young,
Speaker 1: star you have, hope and that's what everybody lost when
Speaker 1: they Traded, luca and so, yes go get the youngest
Speaker 1: player and have a fifteen year. Window don't just try
Speaker 1: to go win it in two to three. Years not
Speaker 1: to mention that The MAVs don't have their picks when
Speaker 1: they're probably if you go with super old guys right
Speaker 1: now and contend for two years when they're, tanking presumably
Speaker 1: they won't even have their first round. Pick so this
Speaker 1: is breathed all fresh new life into The mavericks in
Speaker 1: this big long term picture here for. Them now you
Speaker 1: look At Cooper flag And Derek. Lively the second you're, Like,
Speaker 1: okay you got two super, young talented players to build.
Speaker 1: Around you're contending, now but you also have a super bright.
Speaker 1: Future now this changes. Everything, YEAH i think IT'S i
Speaker 1: think they're in an unbelievable. Position AND i, AGAIN i
Speaker 1: don't know What nico's thoughts. Are in that Same athletic,
Speaker 1: article Matt riccardi is in the room talking about Drafting
Speaker 1: Cooper flag like he's it's direct. Quotes and then even last,
Speaker 1: night which by the, WAY i get that we're Celebrating.
Speaker 1: Shams he's had quite a. Rise we don't need to
Speaker 1: have him interviewing. People it's not what he. Does he's
Speaker 1: not good at. That but, anyways like think about what
Speaker 1: a no. Brainer this is when the other prospects are
Speaker 1: in the room and he's Asking Rolando blackman About cooper flag, like, right,
Speaker 1: like this isn't the, draft this was the, lottery and
Speaker 1: so he's just such a generational. TALENT i would argue
Speaker 1: he's THE i would, ARGUE i, mean Obviously wimby is
Speaker 1: probably the greatest prospect of all, time maybe the greatest.
Speaker 1: Prospect obviously the greatest prospect Since. LEBRON i would say
Speaker 1: That Cooper flagg is probably the most heralded prospect Since
Speaker 1: Anthony davis came out, Right so you take anything for
Speaker 1: him if you're THE gm of The mavericks outside Of,
Speaker 1: wemby well Without so we're not talking about money and.
Speaker 1: Stuff the other thing is like you're about to have the.
Speaker 1: Guy you know what his starting salary? Is did you
Speaker 1: just thirteen point? Eight? Well? Nice so he's basically going
Speaker 1: to be making less THAN. Pj Washington junior and playing his,
Speaker 1: position which that's all the thing they got to figure.
Speaker 1: Out BUT i think like there's no real rush to do.
Speaker 1: Anything in other, words unless you're just dead set on Getting.
Speaker 1: YANNIS i would be shocked If, yo honest is not
Speaker 1: a spur that seems to be the biggest layup of all.
Speaker 1: Time although Man John hollinger put forth a circumstance where it's, like,
Speaker 1: man you could probably Trade Anthony davis and rebuild and
Speaker 1: be a contender in a, year, right a young contender
Speaker 1: in a. YEAR i thought about that. Too so if
Speaker 1: The spurs are willing to go Get, yannis would they
Speaker 1: be willing to go get a d or would you
Speaker 1: even trade him in I Astern? Conference But i'm just saying,
Speaker 1: hypothetically the timelines all now are Flipped like it, was,
Speaker 1: Okay kai And ad thirty two and thirty three years.
Speaker 1: Old now it's one of your best players is. Eighteen,
Speaker 1: YEAH i think The so The mavericks have two. Timelines
Speaker 1: and this is kind of WHAT i was saying yesterday
Speaker 1: about you, KNOW i realize everyone's attitude about the you,
Speaker 1: Know Anthony davis And kyrie's, age BUT i was, like
Speaker 1: if you look at the rest of their, roster it's.
Speaker 1: Young like they're best players are guys that are about
Speaker 1: to enter their prime or haven't entered their, prime so
Speaker 1: they really already did have you, know two. Timelines this
Speaker 1: just takes it and exponentially accelerates it AND i would
Speaker 1: argue that you're five to six years away From Cooper
Speaker 1: flag And Derek lively the second being in their, Prime
Speaker 1: so those guys have a. Chance LIKE i, THINK i
Speaker 1: told you this last, Night, BEN i would leave the
Speaker 1: team as it, is AND i would Bring Cooper flag
Speaker 1: off the. BENCH i like, that you. KNOW i look
Speaker 1: At gafford AND pj each make fourteen east and each
Speaker 1: in the last year of their. DEAL i wonder how
Speaker 1: that plays. OUT i don't want to just have them
Speaker 1: play and get nothing for. Them m you know WHAT i.
Speaker 1: MEAN i think they're both. Valuable, yeah BUT i don't
Speaker 1: think in THIS i don't think you can keep, them,
Speaker 1: RIGHT i don't, know maybe not long, term BUT i,
Speaker 1: MEAN i think you can be in a situation where
Speaker 1: you can go compete next year with the team you
Speaker 1: have if you just augment it a little, bit but
Speaker 1: then they walk at the end of the year and
Speaker 1: you get nothing for him type, deal or you, know
Speaker 1: you could do signing trades with, them or you can keep.
Speaker 1: THEM i, MEAN i think long, TERM i think it's
Speaker 1: very unlikely that they Keep Daniel gafford And Derek lively
Speaker 1: the second because both those guys are starting, centers AND
Speaker 1: i don't think they're going to be able to pay
Speaker 1: both guys starting center. Money AND i think they know,
Speaker 1: that which is why you See gafford's money Or gafford's
Speaker 1: name being dangled out for. Trades they're not going to
Speaker 1: pay two starting centers starting center, money especially With Anthony
Speaker 1: davis who can slide over to the five for long.
Speaker 1: Stretches there's also all this talk about Firing, nico this
Speaker 1: idea That, okay now's the perfect time to Fire nico
Speaker 1: because now you've got it's the perfect time to just
Speaker 1: start anew AND i don't think it is necessarily because,
Speaker 1: Dude kai And ad Love nico and this is his
Speaker 1: vision right. Now SO i don't know that because that's
Speaker 1: a big. If what's gonna happen With kyrie, obviously and
Speaker 1: that's tied To, nico And kyrie can opt. Out, Yeah
Speaker 1: SO i just think there's a lot to figure. OUT
Speaker 1: i haven't got in the sense from anybody for one
Speaker 1: second that you, know a Leaving nico of his responsibilities
Speaker 1: is even in, Consideration but it would have happened if
Speaker 1: it was going to, HAPPEN i would have thought. So
Speaker 1: unless now there's some real back channel stuff going, on
Speaker 1: because the line would be THE gm for The mavericks
Speaker 1: forms to the, Left rondo Black. Man all. Right i'll
Speaker 1: never forget the TIME kt Looked rolando dead in his
Speaker 1: eye and he, said maybe.
Speaker 3: You've lost a, step need a little more. Energy the
Speaker 3: LOW t center is something you should maybe try.
Speaker 1: Out and it was not that convincing for a, row
Speaker 1: but he took KT's. Advice stick around With. Christina she's
Speaker 1: playing music next right here on The. Eagle there you, going,
Speaker 1: Well i'm gonna get my sock, back, Dude god Bless,
Speaker 1: jesus