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<v Speaker 1>Let me finish. This is the first time I committed

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<v Speaker 1>a hate crime.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they'll jerk my dick off for it, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associate Bath, you're present my shit?

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<v Speaker 2>What any trash shit? You're a worst friend. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>want to know why you're all fucked up? Just look

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<v Speaker 2>at the fucking problems you hang around with.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to your worst friend with Shanean Matt episode

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<v Speaker 1>two forty six. I'm bringing that back. Uh, don't go anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>The website's going to be down, but uh don't follow

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<v Speaker 1>us anywhere because that's gonna be down. But go back

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<v Speaker 1>and listen to old stuff. And uh yeah, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>we should talk about it. Uh just real quick and

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<v Speaker 1>just whatever. We are gonna wrap this show up in

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<v Speaker 1>five more episodes. This one's two forty six, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have it done at two fifty mm. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's fair. I think it's good. I think it's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of content.

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<v Speaker 2>Something's unfair.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, hey, hey, don't push my buttons. Okay, don't push

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<v Speaker 1>my buttons on that one. Okay. I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think it's unfair. I think it's just I no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just time. You know, there's no hard feelings. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been Uh, I've been crying all week, which is more

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<v Speaker 1>than I did for my brother and my dad and

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<v Speaker 1>the cat. Those were like one offs and then a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of days later you get the aftershock and you're

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<v Speaker 1>just like and they did. I did. Admittedly I teared

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<v Speaker 1>up over this, the announcement that we were going to

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<v Speaker 1>wrap this up, just because, all due respect, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>due to you leaving. I mean, that is sad, but

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<v Speaker 1>we're still friends, so that's not a huge deal. It's

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<v Speaker 1>more like you you create something, you work on something,

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<v Speaker 1>and it becomes your baby, and then you know, eventually

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<v Speaker 1>it gets killed in a massive car accident and you

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<v Speaker 1>just have to accept that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well eventually, yeah, it leaves the house, it goes to college,

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<v Speaker 2>a nice five year el.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, this is how old it is. It's five years old.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's only five I thought, Oh, this is how

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<v Speaker 1>long we've been doing. The show's five years old? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>what's that podcast years? It's enough to be brushed in

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<v Speaker 1>a tractor trailer accident.

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<v Speaker 2>That's yead?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Like? Are aren't podcast years? Kind of a kid? Dog ears.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, they're not really trust trust me. Put out

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<v Speaker 1>one episode and let it count for more than one

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<v Speaker 1>episode and they'll let you know, use that excuse No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's podcast years. You don't understand that they only have

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<v Speaker 1>to put out one every seven years, and we're good.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll try that.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, if you in episode two point fifty

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<v Speaker 1>decide to announce you go, I want to take my

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<v Speaker 1>time here to promote my new podcast. I'll kill your family.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll drive to your house and I'll burn your house

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<v Speaker 1>down in the middle of the night.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, at least you'll come out and visit.

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<v Speaker 1>Finally, okay, Arry good. We recorded this episode a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit differently than we do other episodes because Shane wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to try something new and to see how it feels.

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<v Speaker 1>How do let's let's do a pre episode assessment. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>do a pose no, no, because this is going to

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<v Speaker 1>go before the episode. Okay, so let's do a pre

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<v Speaker 1>episode assessment. How do you feel today's episode went?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Okay? You mean like, how did how did it

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<v Speaker 2>go for me? Or like is it a good episode?

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<v Speaker 2>And should you listen to it? Because obviously you know

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<v Speaker 2>the second one? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, it's not how did you feel just jumping into

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<v Speaker 1>it more, because that was that was one of the

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<v Speaker 1>things you said, like you prefer just more of a

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<v Speaker 1>natural conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, i'll tell you. I'll tell you what man it

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<v Speaker 2>I did. I'll say it felt a lot like every recording.

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<v Speaker 2>But the part I liked the best was the part

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<v Speaker 2>where we just jumped in at the beginning and we

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<v Speaker 2>were talking about RFK. I think you probably took me

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<v Speaker 2>as being like stand offish or confrontational, which that's fine,

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<v Speaker 2>that we moved on or whatever. But my favorite part

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<v Speaker 2>was like digging in on specific examples and like trying

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<v Speaker 2>to unpack the thing. So I liked that part best.

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<v Speaker 2>But the as far as like how did it feel,

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<v Speaker 2>I would say it felt like most episodes. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>it didn't feel bad, but it didn't feel groundbreaking either.

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<v Speaker 2>It was no chuck I'll say that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's fair. I don't even mean but that would

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<v Speaker 1>be more to the quality the episode. It was more

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<v Speaker 1>how you felt. I was just trying to gauge that

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<v Speaker 1>because it was a different method we were trying.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it felt pretty good with it, It felt felt

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<v Speaker 2>when we first started, I was wondering Okay, are we

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<v Speaker 2>actually doing the episode? But it became pretty apparent within

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<v Speaker 2>like ten seconds that we were.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I told you. I was like, hey, fuck it,

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta.

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<v Speaker 2>And I didn't want to ask because then I would

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<v Speaker 2>look so fucking stupid because it's like, he doesn't know

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<v Speaker 2>he's on a show right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Are we on a show? Are you recording me? All right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see what they think of this. We talk about

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<v Speaker 1>current events stuff, and then we just kind of freeball it.

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<v Speaker 1>You would see what a phone conversation would be like

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<v Speaker 1>with a lot less cursing.

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<v Speaker 2>Free bawling.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the name of the episode.

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<v Speaker 2>What up thought?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm watching this video right now. Oh I have to

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<v Speaker 1>set up a secondary recorder, but this is still recording,

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<v Speaker 1>so this is good. I'm watching this video right now

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<v Speaker 1>of this black dude cooking with beef tallow and they're

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<v Speaker 1>saying much have you ever looked into seed oils and shit?

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<v Speaker 1>Are they actually bad or what's the deal with that shit?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think they're bad. I think I I was

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<v Speaker 2>just listening to somebody joke make a joke about beef tallow.

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<v Speaker 2>That's funny that you said that. Okay, yeah, that's why.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why it because RFK, that's why you're looking into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I've made beef tallow before. I've tried to make

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<v Speaker 1>it before, because is that like bones? It's no, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the fat broken down into basically like a like an

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<v Speaker 1>oil that you can use to cook with and this

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<v Speaker 1>and that. They actually McDonald's used to fry all their

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<v Speaker 1>ship in beef tallow.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why for a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>Their fries weren't vegan or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, that's why they sucked. Now, I don't you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never fucking liked McDonald's fries anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>When they're fresh and when they got a lot of salt.

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<v Speaker 1>We got fucking Greek food the other day, which and

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<v Speaker 1>they got rid of. Are franchise Greek food placed the

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<v Speaker 1>Simple Greek? You ever been there?

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<v Speaker 2>I never heard of it. I didn't know there were

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<v Speaker 2>franchise Greek establishments.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, you want to frame what Frank Frank franchise

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<v Speaker 1>Frank Frank guys. Yeah, I didn't know there were Frank guys. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's called the Simple Greek and the rules. You go in,

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<v Speaker 1>you get protein. You're like, do you want a peter?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want a bowl? I want a Peter, dumb bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I want the cum sauce. I like the cum

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<v Speaker 2>sauce where it's cucumbers in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's good as ship. That's good as ship. So

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<v Speaker 1>we got Greek food the other day and I was

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<v Speaker 1>so fucking annoyed because I saw these little sodas and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, ooh, a little Greek sodas because this

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<v Speaker 1>place is real fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>What does a Greek soda consist of? What is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Just sweat? It's carbonated sweat.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll be fucking finished, right. Here's what it is. It's

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<v Speaker 1>fucking white label soda that they printed the label of

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<v Speaker 1>Greek restaurant on the outside of it. It's made in Hackensack,

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<v Speaker 1>New Jersey, or hackings Town or something New Jersey. They

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<v Speaker 1>just fucking pump it out and I paid like four

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<v Speaker 1>dollars each.

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<v Speaker 2>For So what what is it? Is? It?

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<v Speaker 1>Just so it's a soda? It is It is basically

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<v Speaker 1>like one step below r C Cola and they put

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<v Speaker 1>it in a bottle and slap a, this is for

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<v Speaker 1>Greek stuff label on the outside.

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<v Speaker 2>RCA's better than pepsi.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, everything, dog shit's better than pepsi.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, calms better than pepsi.

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<v Speaker 1>What's a decent pepsi max is?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Though? Like the hell is that?

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<v Speaker 1>It's their coke zero?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god? Yeah, anybody who drinks that is is like

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<v Speaker 2>one step above child sex predator to me, Michael, in

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<v Speaker 2>my eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>They were at one point traffic and now have become

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<v Speaker 1>the traffickers themselves.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, they just graduated to like what is called

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<v Speaker 2>in Florida. Oh oh that or what's it called when

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<v Speaker 2>you have like, uh, like a stable head. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 2>it's like the head of the stable you know, of

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<v Speaker 2>your hose, your child house.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, you mean your child hose.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's just a bad statement to make. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 2>a bad one. It's unfortunate for everyone, especially the hose

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<v Speaker 2>is their children.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I have beef tallow No, I have bone

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<v Speaker 1>broth in the basement in a pot covered Why in

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<v Speaker 1>the fridge? Like it's in a fridge right.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was supposed to bottle it and I think

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<v Speaker 1>that was about a month ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Or were you gonna take it on a bike ride

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<v Speaker 2>with you?

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<v Speaker 1>You never heard of like bone broth for health. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>pointing out all these things. I'm trying to be goddamn

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<v Speaker 1>healthier and all you're doing is calling me dumb and

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<v Speaker 1>tell me to eat Twizzlers. I should get twizzlers though, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah, twizzlers recy cups. Yeah, get them now before they,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, RFK pulls them off the market.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh here, hold on, your audio was dropping a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay. I uh. I've seen some like Center of

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<v Speaker 1>the Road people come out and support to him, it

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<v Speaker 1>seems like not so much. They all were like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he said some goofy shit, but the guardrails should be okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and it would be good to do more testing on things,

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<v Speaker 1>just in general on things.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that statement in a vacuum.

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<v Speaker 2>But the problem is RFK has a not even a

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<v Speaker 2>history like currently, I mean, it's still like actively pushing

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<v Speaker 2>vaccine misinformation. He is willfully ignorant of certain things when

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<v Speaker 2>asked by certain people, but then when asked by other people,

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<v Speaker 2>magically he knows about them. He's a he's a shyster,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, And and that's fine. But I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>that that's I think those people who are like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>RFK just is asking questions or just wants more testing

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<v Speaker 2>and the guardrails are employed. Those people are insincere like

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<v Speaker 2>that that is a that is a lousy take, and it's.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel that way though, and I'm not insincere about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, well then I then okay. Then the other

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<v Speaker 2>option is those people just haven't haven't done the research,

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<v Speaker 2>when it comes to COVID, when it comes to vaccines,

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<v Speaker 2>in general, so like GMOs. I know he's pushed uff

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<v Speaker 2>about GMOs before. That's just not true. It doesn't make

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<v Speaker 2>any sense to be like, oh, well, that stuff doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>saying is broken and is trying to dismantle or re

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<v Speaker 2>to protect from that. That doesn't make any sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it does, it does because he's not gonna is

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<v Speaker 1>the term unilaterally make decisions on his own? Is that

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<v Speaker 1>Heard that expression he won't make you vil.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, I don't know what that word means, but I

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<v Speaker 1>do know that I don't think he's gonna, like, you know, tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, that's it. That's not the problem. It's

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<v Speaker 2>not the problem that he can make single decisions. The

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<v Speaker 2>problem is that it's like when Trump made two different

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<v Speaker 2>climate change deniers head of the EPA. Right. The problem

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<v Speaker 2>is not that he's going to come in and then

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<v Speaker 2>just like with the flip of a switch, he shuts

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<v Speaker 2>down all climate funding, every research project, every study is canceled,

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<v Speaker 2>every climate piece of legislation. No, like, that's not how

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<v Speaker 2>it works. But the problem is you're installing a person

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<v Speaker 2>You know. So it's like you have It's not that

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's not it it's just that every time a

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<v Speaker 2>now you have a person who doesn't even think this

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<v Speaker 2>is real. You know, it's like you're you're derailing so

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<v Speaker 2>many potential projects and so many potential avenues and so

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<v Speaker 2>many potential good things that it just doesn't make any

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<v Speaker 2>sense to install somebody who's who's diametrically opposed from the organization.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. It's like it'd be one thing if Robert F.

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<v Speaker 2>Kennedy was like, oh, there's there's this one particular ingredient

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<v Speaker 2>that that appears in seven of the however many vaccines

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<v Speaker 2>kids need to take, and this one particular ingredient in

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<v Speaker 2>lab mice it seems to just recently have shown some

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<v Speaker 2>sort of development of cancer way later in life, right,

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<v Speaker 2>And it's only in these particular vaccines. And I would

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<v Speaker 2>propose if I was put in charge of the health whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, the FDA, wherever I go, I would say

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<v Speaker 2>that these seven vaccines need to be put onto a

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<v Speaker 2>until these particular ingredients. But that's not what he says.

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<v Speaker 2>It's always like that this one particular ingredient is causing autism,

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<v Speaker 2>or it has been covered up. They do know about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I have particular information. I presented this information, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was covered up. I was silenced. It's always like some

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<v Speaker 2>hero's journey.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>That's weird. That's a problem. That should be a red flag.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever read any of his books?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I haven't. I haven't either. I've only ever seen

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<v Speaker 1>clips of them, though, But that's I mean, that goes

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<v Speaker 1>to my point. Maybe it's it's clips, you know, that's

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<v Speaker 1>all we've ever seen is short form or type stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I got to go back and listen

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<v Speaker 1>to Rogan maybe because he probably did three hours and

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<v Speaker 1>that's at least better than a short clip, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's still it's still I think you're missing the point.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm you're missing the point. I just disagree

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<v Speaker 1>with you on it. I still I do think there

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<v Speaker 1>are guardrails in place. I understand the decisions, but I

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<v Speaker 1>think stuff like that still has to go through Congress

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<v Speaker 1>or has to get approved, and then if a governor

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<v Speaker 1>of some state, like if Newsom wants to take it

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<v Speaker 1>to the Supreme Court, this decision that whatever, then it

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<v Speaker 1>would go all the way up there and it would

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<v Speaker 1>be judged by them if they decided to make I

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<v Speaker 1>mean maybe that we're trying to fight with you on

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying that's what I mean by guardrails. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't mean just like one guy like you're not allowed

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<v Speaker 1>to do that, like not a Trump thing. Trump would

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<v Speaker 1>just go Yet you're in charge of it, go ahead,

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<v Speaker 1>I understand.

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<v Speaker 2>That, But I mean I'm right, but okay, So so

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<v Speaker 2>that what you're suggesting then is the guardrails would be

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<v Speaker 2>in place so that we could just stall progress for however, manys,

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<v Speaker 2>this person has power or their position or or whatever

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<v Speaker 2>that the billet is, you know, But like that's the

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<v Speaker 2>point is like there's no there's nothing productive coming, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I don't. I don't see how you get any

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<v Speaker 2>Like so you're you're mentioning these guardrails and stuff, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying, Okay, well, that's sure. The guardrails could work,

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<v Speaker 2>they could function as intended. But so so what does

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<v Speaker 2>that mean? No, no work, it's done for four years.

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<v Speaker 1>No, just if something is crazy or seen as illegal

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever, it'll go through the legal process until it

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<v Speaker 1>becomes good or bad. You know, there were probably vaccine

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<v Speaker 1>skeptics when they wanted to originally create a schedule or

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<v Speaker 1>whatever and it you know, some people said no, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want it, and eventually with time people go all right,

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<v Speaker 1>well this is required, we need this, we'll try this,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll put this in place.

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<v Speaker 4>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I just think I think no one has like full

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<v Speaker 1>authority to just snap their fingers, except for like we

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<v Speaker 1>talked about with presidents with war, like you know, or

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<v Speaker 1>what is it called a foreign conflict or something they

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<v Speaker 1>can do thirty days.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the president can declare war without congressional approval and

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<v Speaker 2>they have thirty days to get that approval or else

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<v Speaker 2>they are committing a war crime.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Yeah, I mean that's just I mean that's my

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<v Speaker 5>And yeah, just because they've put someone positive or you know,

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<v Speaker 5>whatever the department is, if they put someone in there,

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<v Speaker 5>I just I don't know how much authority they really have.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's more of an overseer type thing. And

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<v Speaker 1>well that's the thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Is like, yeah, you're just like speculating, right, So it's

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<v Speaker 4>like we all are we haven't seen it, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>But I mean like, yeah, that's That's kind of the

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<v Speaker 4>problem though, is like I have knowledge of Robert F.

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<v Speaker 2>Kennedy at least in a certain context when it comes

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<v Speaker 2>to scientific claims, right, and he's being appointed to a

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<v Speaker 2>scientific position. What is health and human safety or something

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<v Speaker 2>like that, something like that. Yeah, Yeah, it's like that

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<v Speaker 2>that that that should be a red flag. So it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I see your point as being a bad one. Like

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<v Speaker 2>I see that as like, oh, Congress, or there's guardrails,

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<v Speaker 2>or like I see all that as as as like

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<v Speaker 2>as just kind of like needlessly reckless, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, But wouldn't you have maybe said something to alleviate

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<v Speaker 1>the concerns about people when Biden put a trans person

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<v Speaker 1>as the same position, you know, some people may be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>they're mentally unstated, they don't know, and at the end

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<v Speaker 1>you would go, yeah, but they're not putting in a

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<v Speaker 1>thing that all kids should be transitioned.

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<v Speaker 2>It's I don't know, did they within the guard did

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<v Speaker 2>the trans person have a track rereck saying anti scientific things?

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<v Speaker 1>They have a track record of not knowing that their

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<v Speaker 6>Own, Okay, that is, you know when they look at

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<v Speaker 6>it and they go someone's got something here and they

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<v Speaker 6>don't know whose it is, So I would only that's

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<v Speaker 6>I would only again, I would have said the same

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<v Speaker 6>thing to anyone as I'm starting to learn this process

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<v Speaker 6>more of like nominating people and confirming people and this

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<v Speaker 6>and that because they're the Internet's covering it like it's

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<v Speaker 6>a fucking all star game.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah. It just seems like if if if Biden

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<v Speaker 2>had appointed Fauci to this position, like let's say Kamala

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<v Speaker 2>won the election and then she appointed Fauci to this position,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like it would be a huge fucking deal.

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<v Speaker 2>On the other side, Oh, this guy, he's a liar.

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<v Speaker 2>He's and it's like, dude, anything that Fauci has said

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<v Speaker 2>pales in comparison to the lies that Robert F. Kennedy

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<v Speaker 2>has said. And that's that's the problem, right, Like there's

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<v Speaker 2>like a huge disparity between how people view an actual

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<v Speaker 2>what is he an MD? I know, he's a he's

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<v Speaker 2>a I know he did like research on lab rats

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<v Speaker 2>for twenty years. But Fauci is a doctor and RFK

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<v Speaker 2>is a lawyer. One of them. It was lamp basted

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<v Speaker 2>for saying what I am science or some what was

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<v Speaker 2>the quote he said.

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<v Speaker 1>I deny science, or when you do something it's been

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<v Speaker 1>recrafted so many times that it sounds biblical. Now it's

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<v Speaker 1>like deny me, you deny science. But it was along

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<v Speaker 1>those lines, like he was basically saying, like, I know

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<v Speaker 1>what I got in front of me, all the you know,

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<v Speaker 1>all my research. When you're doing you're denying the research.

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<v Speaker 2>So he says a couple of things that, yeah, like

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<v Speaker 2>they don't sound good, but he never like, I like,

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<v Speaker 2>he was wrong a few times, but he never told

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<v Speaker 2>any lies. He never had any like ill entens that

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<v Speaker 2>I can see. But then you have RFK who it

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<v Speaker 2>is like on record lying still to this day about

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<v Speaker 2>what is it, philinimide, the COVID vaccine, aids, all these

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<v Speaker 2>different things, and you think malicious though, or it's either

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<v Speaker 2>So he's crazy. He's a crazy person.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not being shitty. Someone pointed out, I've been saying, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to be cunty a lot lately because

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to get nooid screaming that, but.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not yea. I'm not screaming. I'm just I know

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<v Speaker 2>you're not.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying, you know that I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>do that. But uh yeah, oh I never understand. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So if somebody does have malicious intent, if they did

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<v Speaker 1>not saying he says this, but you you're saying there's

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<v Speaker 1>a chance that could be it, or you said nefarious.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you say, I don't know, you use somewhere maybe right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's some bad guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Shit, what's the goal of that? And I'm not being shitty,

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<v Speaker 1>I am like, what is the end goal of that?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it just depends. It depends on what he thinks

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<v Speaker 2>he can get out of it. So I'll just use

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<v Speaker 2>an example. There was the woman I forget her name,

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<v Speaker 2>that woman, I think I mentioned her on the show.

421
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<v Speaker 2>She died of AIDS in like the early two thousands.

422
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<v Speaker 2>She was on the FOO Fighters website. She had AIDS,

423
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<v Speaker 2>but she was also an AIDS denier, and then she

424
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<v Speaker 2>didn't take any medicine. She gave birth to a baby,

425
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<v Speaker 2>gave the baby AIDS, didn't give the baby in any medicine.

426
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<v Speaker 2>Baby dies. She died a couple of years later, and

427
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<v Speaker 2>RFK still quotes this woman I think he just quoted

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<v Speaker 2>her in his most recent book, like a year or

429
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<v Speaker 2>two ago, and so I didn't read the book, but

430
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<v Speaker 2>I saw the excerpt from the book he quoted her,

431
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<v Speaker 2>and he pulled a quote from her about how as

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<v Speaker 2>an AIDS patient, she was thankful that she had seen

433
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<v Speaker 2>the light and she didn't take AIDS medicine and all

434
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<v Speaker 2>this shit and like that. To me, it doesn't seem

435
00:24:19.160 --> 00:24:23.720
<v Speaker 2>like it could be crazy. That to me seems pretty malicious, right.

436
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<v Speaker 2>It seems to me like if you're living in the

437
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<v Speaker 2>twenty first century, you know AIDS is real. You know

438
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<v Speaker 2>HIV causes AIDS. You know that the death rate for

439
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<v Speaker 2>people with untreated HIV at AIDS is one hundred or

440
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<v Speaker 2>ninety nine point nine percent or something like that, like astronomical.

441
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<v Speaker 2>Yet he's still pushing this narrative. Not because he doesn't

442
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<v Speaker 2>believe in AIDS. That's not the point he was making.

443
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<v Speaker 2>The point was to so distrust in medical research, in science.

444
00:24:55.920 --> 00:24:58.839
<v Speaker 2>Here's this woman who didn't take the medicine and look, look,

445
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<v Speaker 2>look how great she did.

446
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<v Speaker 1>Totally get that. What is the endgame? What could it be?

447
00:25:04.160 --> 00:25:06.359
<v Speaker 1>So it could be money, Yeah, it could be money,

448
00:25:06.400 --> 00:25:08.279
<v Speaker 1>could be you'd have to find him. He'd have to

449
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<v Speaker 1>figure out connection. But okay, so here legacy. Legacy is

450
00:25:12.519 --> 00:25:17.279
<v Speaker 1>one thing for sure, fame. He doesn't need uh money.

451
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<v Speaker 1>I don't believe he needs. I would have to look

452
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<v Speaker 1>up his net worth. But you know he's not a

453
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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know how. Let me ask you,

454
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<v Speaker 1>because I watched a financial thing all day, how do

455
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<v Speaker 1>you make money off of that? Off of vaccine denial?

456
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<v Speaker 2>I really don't know. I mean, that's not my area

457
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<v Speaker 2>of expertise. I assume probably by pushing supplements or some

458
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<v Speaker 2>other holistic thing that's not a vaccine. But let me

459
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<v Speaker 2>also say that these are very simple explanations, right, and

460
00:25:48.680 --> 00:25:53.279
<v Speaker 2>people are very seldom that simple. So it's probably a

461
00:25:53.279 --> 00:25:56.519
<v Speaker 2>combination of that. He's crazy and malicious. So a lot

462
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<v Speaker 2>of times people will do bad things, even if they

463
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<v Speaker 2>know they're bad, because they think it's better in the end.

464
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<v Speaker 2>They think it's better for a good outcome. So it's

465
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<v Speaker 2>conceivable to me that he does believe that there are

466
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<v Speaker 2>deep state cover ups and fraudulent research that gets you know,

467
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<v Speaker 2>like passed off as real all the time, and that

468
00:26:23.519 --> 00:26:29.319
<v Speaker 2>there's all these backhanded backroom deals between legislators and big pharma,

469
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<v Speaker 2>and to some extent that's true, right, But it's like

470
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<v Speaker 2>he probably has a magnified view of that in his

471
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<v Speaker 2>head and he sees it as like a means justify

472
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<v Speaker 2>the ends type deal, right, where it's like, Okay, I

473
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<v Speaker 2>might have to bend some of the published research, I

474
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<v Speaker 2>might have to twist the truth a little. I might

475
00:26:52.400 --> 00:26:54.440
<v Speaker 2>have to leave something out here and there. I might

476
00:26:54.559 --> 00:26:58.519
<v Speaker 2>have to ignore the mainstream narrative. But it's all in

477
00:26:58.559 --> 00:26:59.680
<v Speaker 2>service to the greater good.

478
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<v Speaker 1>Uh So then so then you wouldn't be But then

479
00:27:05.160 --> 00:27:10.279
<v Speaker 1>that's not malicious. That's well, it's not malicious but utilitarian

480
00:27:10.480 --> 00:27:11.119
<v Speaker 1>or something or.

481
00:27:11.200 --> 00:27:14.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah it's but it's still a bad engagement with science, right.

482
00:27:14.759 --> 00:27:18.160
<v Speaker 1>So it's bad. It's just malicious, I think is like

483
00:27:18.720 --> 00:27:22.519
<v Speaker 1>like an intent to hurt someone. Right, I would say, well,

484
00:27:22.599 --> 00:27:26.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying to hurt malicious trying to clarify it, I'm.

485
00:27:26.200 --> 00:27:30.279
<v Speaker 2>Saying malicious is an intent to either win, push an agenda.

486
00:27:31.079 --> 00:27:36.720
<v Speaker 2>Malicious with an intent an intent to to have your

487
00:27:37.359 --> 00:27:41.079
<v Speaker 2>viewpoint be the one that is prevailing, right, like that

488
00:27:41.160 --> 00:27:42.119
<v Speaker 2>Trump's the other one.

489
00:27:43.400 --> 00:27:45.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Yeah, maybe I mean we're just gonna have to

490
00:27:45.920 --> 00:27:47.119
<v Speaker 1>see how it rolls out.

491
00:27:47.519 --> 00:27:54.640
<v Speaker 2>I mean yeah, I mean, oh, so I can go

492
00:27:54.799 --> 00:27:57.720
<v Speaker 2>wait outside of a fucking rally.

493
00:27:59.039 --> 00:28:01.920
<v Speaker 1>Three weeks on like a fucking Nixon guy. This guy

494
00:28:02.119 --> 00:28:05.960
<v Speaker 1>loves vaccine so much He's gonna wait outside Butler, Pennsylvania

495
00:28:06.759 --> 00:28:10.839
<v Speaker 1>until because he knows there's sloped roofs there, until Kennedy

496
00:28:11.160 --> 00:28:13.000
<v Speaker 1>does a h that.

497
00:28:13.240 --> 00:28:16.119
<v Speaker 2>It had the slightest slope I've ever seen. It was

498
00:28:16.240 --> 00:28:17.359
<v Speaker 2>like two degrees.

499
00:28:17.839 --> 00:28:20.200
<v Speaker 1>Hey, what is that? Is it that the person? If

500
00:28:20.200 --> 00:28:22.599
<v Speaker 1>it's sloped up towards you, like, if you're looking like that,

501
00:28:22.799 --> 00:28:24.559
<v Speaker 1>I can kind of peek over the top.

502
00:28:25.920 --> 00:28:27.359
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean you would see me?

503
00:28:27.559 --> 00:28:30.119
<v Speaker 1>Why would a slope rope roof matter? I'm just thinking

504
00:28:30.279 --> 00:28:34.400
<v Speaker 1>Phoenix prob No, no, no, no no. They said they

505
00:28:34.400 --> 00:28:36.960
<v Speaker 1>couldn't see the guy because he was on a sloped roof.

506
00:28:37.039 --> 00:28:38.240
<v Speaker 2>I believe now.

507
00:28:38.279 --> 00:28:40.599
<v Speaker 1>My idea is if it sloped towards you, like, look

508
00:28:40.640 --> 00:28:43.960
<v Speaker 1>at my screen right and I'm here, I'm laying down,

509
00:28:44.039 --> 00:28:46.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm setting up, I'm doing whatever, and you can't see

510
00:28:46.359 --> 00:28:50.119
<v Speaker 1>me until I come over the top of the slope.

511
00:28:50.319 --> 00:28:51.039
<v Speaker 1>You see what I mean?

512
00:28:51.359 --> 00:28:53.359
<v Speaker 2>I could see that, but I thought it was sloped down.

513
00:28:53.960 --> 00:28:56.720
<v Speaker 2>That's how I remember it. In the picture.

514
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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I'm wrong, Yeah, I just I don't know. I

515
00:29:00.079 --> 00:29:02.000
<v Speaker 1>don't know why. I mean, it would be even more

516
00:29:02.079 --> 00:29:04.599
<v Speaker 1>fucking ridiculous if uh well, yeah, that whole thing was

517
00:29:04.599 --> 00:29:07.079
<v Speaker 1>bring it down? Was was the reason?

518
00:29:07.200 --> 00:29:07.400
<v Speaker 7>You know?

519
00:29:07.799 --> 00:29:10.480
<v Speaker 2>Well, they didn't do a good job that day. I

520
00:29:10.480 --> 00:29:11.480
<v Speaker 2>don't know if you remember that.

521
00:29:12.880 --> 00:29:14.559
<v Speaker 1>I think they did a fine job. There was a

522
00:29:14.599 --> 00:29:17.440
<v Speaker 1>Mexican lady who couldn't put her gun away. There was

523
00:29:17.480 --> 00:29:20.640
<v Speaker 1>a congressional hearings afterwards where the woman was like, I

524
00:29:20.680 --> 00:29:22.839
<v Speaker 1>don't know why he got shot at, but can I

525
00:29:22.880 --> 00:29:24.079
<v Speaker 1>please not be fired?

526
00:29:25.079 --> 00:29:26.960
<v Speaker 2>Well, how would she know why he got shot at?

527
00:29:27.039 --> 00:29:30.319
<v Speaker 2>That's like is she a mind reader? But yeah, fire?

528
00:29:32.799 --> 00:29:35.079
<v Speaker 1>We had Greek food the other day. I never finished that.

529
00:29:35.480 --> 00:29:39.160
<v Speaker 1>I got the point of it. Of shitty cheap stuff anyway,

530
00:29:39.279 --> 00:29:42.240
<v Speaker 1>I miss Greek food having it regularly. I want to

531
00:29:42.279 --> 00:29:45.400
<v Speaker 1>buy one of those things. I can't justify it, one

532
00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:47.960
<v Speaker 1>of those little like heaters where you can make your

533
00:29:47.960 --> 00:29:50.599
<v Speaker 1>own cabat whatever. Spinning things.

534
00:29:50.720 --> 00:29:52.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, the thing for the shwarma.

535
00:29:53.960 --> 00:29:55.519
<v Speaker 1>Why are you wearing a dress shirt?

536
00:29:55.799 --> 00:29:57.960
<v Speaker 2>It's not it's a flannel, oh is it?

537
00:29:58.000 --> 00:29:58.119
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

538
00:29:58.160 --> 00:29:59.519
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't see the pattern.

539
00:29:59.240 --> 00:30:01.720
<v Speaker 2>And I got this bleachy shirt under.

540
00:30:01.559 --> 00:30:03.920
<v Speaker 1>It is that actual? Did you bleach it on purpose?

541
00:30:04.119 --> 00:30:06.759
<v Speaker 2>Or no? I bought it from a band?

542
00:30:08.000 --> 00:30:12.079
<v Speaker 1>Okay, good in New York. Uh, you bought it in

543
00:30:12.119 --> 00:30:13.640
<v Speaker 1>New York or in New York band?

544
00:30:14.160 --> 00:30:16.160
<v Speaker 2>No, from a band in New York. I bought it

545
00:30:16.200 --> 00:30:20.839
<v Speaker 2>on the internet. Shout out to Sabella in New York.

546
00:30:21.519 --> 00:30:28.440
<v Speaker 1>Chef New York. Interesting. I don't know else I got

547
00:30:28.440 --> 00:30:31.559
<v Speaker 1>some stuff, but oh yeah, let's try this.

548
00:30:31.720 --> 00:30:32.039
<v Speaker 2>Ready.

549
00:30:32.200 --> 00:30:33.839
<v Speaker 1>What you do this weekend?

550
00:30:34.400 --> 00:30:35.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh boy? What did I do?

551
00:30:36.480 --> 00:30:39.559
<v Speaker 1>As insignificant as it might seem.

552
00:30:39.359 --> 00:30:45.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm thinking. Okay, so I watched two movies by myself.

553
00:30:46.039 --> 00:30:50.599
<v Speaker 2>I watched Alien Romulus Cool and The Bee Keeper.

554
00:30:52.640 --> 00:30:53.559
<v Speaker 1>Jason Statham.

555
00:30:54.039 --> 00:30:56.039
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Jason Stadtham.

556
00:30:55.759 --> 00:30:56.480
<v Speaker 1>How is that?

557
00:30:57.160 --> 00:30:59.119
<v Speaker 2>It's the second time I've seen that movie. It's like,

558
00:31:00.599 --> 00:31:03.000
<v Speaker 2>one of my biggest s gripes about movies nowadays is

559
00:31:03.039 --> 00:31:06.839
<v Speaker 2>they're all too long. If you're over ninety one minutes,

560
00:31:07.359 --> 00:31:10.359
<v Speaker 2>it's like you need to cut twenty minutes. You know.

561
00:31:11.400 --> 00:31:15.200
<v Speaker 2>I just don't have the attention span for long movies anymore,

562
00:31:15.480 --> 00:31:20.759
<v Speaker 2>unless they're great movies. But like a Jason Statham popcorn flick,

563
00:31:21.240 --> 00:31:24.920
<v Speaker 2>doesn't need to be more than ninety one minutes. As

564
00:31:24.960 --> 00:31:27.000
<v Speaker 2>the longest it needs to be. This movie was like

565
00:31:27.079 --> 00:31:30.079
<v Speaker 2>one hundred and twenty eight minutes. That's too long.

566
00:31:30.440 --> 00:31:33.440
<v Speaker 1>You gotta go for like the tent Poles because all

567
00:31:33.519 --> 00:31:38.680
<v Speaker 1>of those movies are just copy and paste of like Transporter.

568
00:31:39.759 --> 00:31:41.920
<v Speaker 2>Transporter sucks because they don't say the F word.

569
00:31:42.319 --> 00:31:44.799
<v Speaker 1>Well, but my point is just that's the type of

570
00:31:44.839 --> 00:31:46.799
<v Speaker 1>movie it is, right, Yeah, let me tell you about

571
00:31:46.799 --> 00:31:48.759
<v Speaker 1>a different type of fucking movie that I'm gonna get

572
00:31:48.839 --> 00:31:52.200
<v Speaker 1>gen into that We've talked about a million times. Porn

573
00:31:53.279 --> 00:32:04.559
<v Speaker 1>no no, no, bestiality, porn, nor boy movie, someone hurt

574
00:32:04.640 --> 00:32:07.039
<v Speaker 1>my family and I got We've talked about it a

575
00:32:07.039 --> 00:32:09.359
<v Speaker 1>million times. This week, I'm going to show Jen law

576
00:32:09.359 --> 00:32:10.720
<v Speaker 1>Abiding Citizen.

577
00:32:10.400 --> 00:32:12.359
<v Speaker 2>Which that's a good one. I watched that a few

578
00:32:12.359 --> 00:32:12.799
<v Speaker 2>months ago.

579
00:32:12.880 --> 00:32:15.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, those movies, that's how I picture the Beekeeper, like

580
00:32:16.079 --> 00:32:19.359
<v Speaker 1>just kind of a like a dumb action y kind

581
00:32:19.359 --> 00:32:22.519
<v Speaker 1>of shoot him up and yeah shit like that.

582
00:32:22.640 --> 00:32:25.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, it's it's very much like that, but law

583
00:32:25.920 --> 00:32:30.440
<v Speaker 2>Abiding Citizen. So I would say Beekeeper is the closest

584
00:32:30.440 --> 00:32:35.640
<v Speaker 2>you can get to modern day Commando. Okay, all right,

585
00:32:35.960 --> 00:32:40.079
<v Speaker 2>have you seen Commando? I have a long time ago though. Okay, well,

586
00:32:40.119 --> 00:32:43.680
<v Speaker 2>fans of Commando will know that Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't get

587
00:32:43.799 --> 00:32:48.799
<v Speaker 2>hurt for the entire movie, not once until the very

588
00:32:48.880 --> 00:32:52.119
<v Speaker 2>last scene when he has to fight Bennett, who is

589
00:32:52.240 --> 00:33:00.000
<v Speaker 2>a forty something out of shape like Australian like Bay

590
00:33:00.039 --> 00:33:02.839
<v Speaker 2>Grint that they just, like, I think that they had

591
00:33:02.960 --> 00:33:05.759
<v Speaker 2>hired mister t or somebody to play the bad guy

592
00:33:05.799 --> 00:33:08.440
<v Speaker 2>for the movie, and then he dropped that, yeah, I

593
00:33:08.799 --> 00:33:11.960
<v Speaker 2>ain't fighting Arnold, hen get my ass, you know, So

594
00:33:12.279 --> 00:33:14.079
<v Speaker 2>he like dropped out at the last minute, and then

595
00:33:14.079 --> 00:33:16.640
<v Speaker 2>they had to get this fucking douchebag to play Bennett.

596
00:33:16.920 --> 00:33:21.000
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, Bennett is like one eighth the size of Arnold,

597
00:33:21.519 --> 00:33:25.039
<v Speaker 2>and he has no muscle definition at all, and his

598
00:33:25.319 --> 00:33:29.799
<v Speaker 2>like his belly and his pecks are like hanging off

599
00:33:29.839 --> 00:33:33.559
<v Speaker 2>of him, and his arms are like twigs. They're like toothpicks.

600
00:33:33.839 --> 00:33:37.240
<v Speaker 2>It is just the worst matchup in history. And somehow

601
00:33:37.559 --> 00:33:39.640
<v Speaker 2>this guy is the only dude in the whole movie

602
00:33:39.880 --> 00:33:43.359
<v Speaker 2>who can inflict any damage to Arnold. And then Arnold,

603
00:33:43.400 --> 00:33:45.480
<v Speaker 2>you know, obviously, he takes a metal pipe and then

604
00:33:45.559 --> 00:33:48.240
<v Speaker 2>nails him to the wall with it because because he's

605
00:33:48.519 --> 00:33:50.920
<v Speaker 2>you know, yeah, he's you know, and what's the line, Oh, yeah,

606
00:33:51.000 --> 00:33:53.839
<v Speaker 2>let off some steam. Bennett because he had had a

607
00:33:53.880 --> 00:33:56.480
<v Speaker 2>maide to get home and fuck yeah, well he had

608
00:33:56.480 --> 00:33:59.400
<v Speaker 2>to go pick up his daughter, Alyssa Mulano from the

609
00:33:59.480 --> 00:34:02.319
<v Speaker 2>kidnapper house and then take her home and fuck her.

610
00:34:02.440 --> 00:34:05.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be taking her home now. Oh Jesus Christ.

611
00:34:05.279 --> 00:34:07.519
<v Speaker 1>Is that the ending? It's the director's guy.

612
00:34:07.839 --> 00:34:10.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's there's there's an extra minute. That's the ninety

613
00:34:10.800 --> 00:34:13.159
<v Speaker 2>second minute of Commando I saw.

614
00:34:13.800 --> 00:34:17.239
<v Speaker 1>By the way, there is something we've talked about those

615
00:34:17.280 --> 00:34:20.880
<v Speaker 1>like pedophile hunters before. I don't like the way they

616
00:34:21.039 --> 00:34:24.800
<v Speaker 1>do it necessarily, but I'm also not crying for some pedophile,

617
00:34:25.000 --> 00:34:27.360
<v Speaker 1>so it's not I might be like, hey, guys, that's

618
00:34:27.400 --> 00:34:32.239
<v Speaker 1>not good. Remember Willy Wonko's like help murder, save this child? Help?

619
00:34:32.920 --> 00:34:34.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

620
00:34:34.360 --> 00:34:36.360
<v Speaker 1>The very first one. Yeah, that's how I feel about it.

621
00:34:36.400 --> 00:34:39.559
<v Speaker 1>When it's like, no, don't petos No sure, yeah. Guy

622
00:34:39.599 --> 00:34:44.400
<v Speaker 1>who wrote Sweet Home Alabama just got busted trying to

623
00:34:44.400 --> 00:34:46.239
<v Speaker 1>meet up with a fifteen year old boy. Do you

624
00:34:46.280 --> 00:34:49.039
<v Speaker 1>remember that movie I never saw spoon Yeah, yeah, yeah,

625
00:34:49.039 --> 00:34:53.519
<v Speaker 1>I just reference it is all I was trying to do, Yes, yeah,

626
00:34:53.559 --> 00:34:55.760
<v Speaker 1>trying to meet up with it is. I'm gonna ask

627
00:34:55.800 --> 00:34:59.280
<v Speaker 1>a controversial question here is Hollywood full of pedophiles.

628
00:35:00.639 --> 00:35:02.679
<v Speaker 2>I think the world is full of pedophiles.

629
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<v Speaker 1>I think did we talk about this last week or

630
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<v Speaker 1>is that off air where it was like you said,

631
00:35:08.079 --> 00:35:12.719
<v Speaker 1>if it's potentially ten percent of one percent something like that,

632
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<v Speaker 1>it was it?

633
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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I think it's probably. I think it's probably like, yeah,

634
00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:18.119
<v Speaker 2>at least ten percent of the population or more is

635
00:35:18.360 --> 00:35:21.800
<v Speaker 2>a pedophile. Oh god, but yeah, we did that on

636
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<v Speaker 2>the show. I just did like some back of the

637
00:35:23.800 --> 00:35:27.920
<v Speaker 2>envelope calculus, just like, it doesn't make sense to assume

638
00:35:27.960 --> 00:35:31.239
<v Speaker 2>it's any smaller, just because there's so many pedophiles already,

639
00:35:31.840 --> 00:35:38.840
<v Speaker 2>and we know that mental health disorders are underreported. There's

640
00:35:38.920 --> 00:35:42.199
<v Speaker 2>no successful treatment for these people, so it's just like

641
00:35:42.440 --> 00:35:45.840
<v Speaker 2>there's no incentive for them to get help or like,

642
00:35:46.039 --> 00:35:53.039
<v Speaker 2>so it's a self perpetuating, repeating cycle. And there are

643
00:35:53.079 --> 00:35:58.320
<v Speaker 2>just like so many people living with undiagnosed mental health

644
00:35:59.360 --> 00:36:04.199
<v Speaker 2>symptoms and disorders already that aren't pedophilia. It doesn't make

645
00:36:04.239 --> 00:36:09.400
<v Speaker 2>sense to assume that there's not people with pedophilia also, right,

646
00:36:09.599 --> 00:36:13.760
<v Speaker 2>like undiagnosed. So it's very stupid to assume that the

647
00:36:14.079 --> 00:36:18.280
<v Speaker 2>numbers that we have for pedophiles are accurate. Like, because

648
00:36:18.320 --> 00:36:21.880
<v Speaker 2>who are they? They're people who've gotten caught. Oh I

649
00:36:22.199 --> 00:36:24.800
<v Speaker 2>heard a number the other day that blew my fucking mind.

650
00:36:25.239 --> 00:36:31.000
<v Speaker 2>So whenever a pedophile is caught like hurting a kid,

651
00:36:32.679 --> 00:36:36.679
<v Speaker 2>like caught in the act, the chances are like, just

652
00:36:36.760 --> 00:36:40.239
<v Speaker 2>given statistics, how many people are caught, how many times

653
00:36:40.239 --> 00:36:43.280
<v Speaker 2>it goes under reported, like how many times they get

654
00:36:43.280 --> 00:36:44.920
<v Speaker 2>away with it? Like there's so many?

655
00:36:45.000 --> 00:36:47.760
<v Speaker 1>Can I think, guess what you're gonna say? Sure, I

656
00:36:47.840 --> 00:36:48.679
<v Speaker 1>swear this is my.

657
00:36:48.639 --> 00:36:51.960
<v Speaker 2>First time, right, well yeah they always say that, yeah,

658
00:36:52.000 --> 00:36:55.760
<v Speaker 2>but no, so here here's the shocking part. So yeah,

659
00:36:55.800 --> 00:36:59.079
<v Speaker 2>they always say it's the first time. But if a

660
00:36:59.119 --> 00:37:05.440
<v Speaker 2>pedophile is in the act, there's a good chance, just

661
00:37:05.519 --> 00:37:09.960
<v Speaker 2>given the statistics, that it is somewhere between his one

662
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<v Speaker 2>hundredth and one hundred and fiftieth offense against a child.

663
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<v Speaker 1>That that's I knew where you were going with that,

664
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<v Speaker 1>because they always I swear I've never done anything like

665
00:37:20.079 --> 00:37:23.400
<v Speaker 1>this before. Well he never got caught doing anything like

666
00:37:23.440 --> 00:37:26.440
<v Speaker 1>this before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you may have done something

667
00:37:26.519 --> 00:37:31.360
<v Speaker 1>like this before. It's or even the minor shit, I know,

668
00:37:31.599 --> 00:37:34.199
<v Speaker 1>not that it's minor, but like you know, maybe they're

669
00:37:34.239 --> 00:37:36.719
<v Speaker 1>not full on whatever in a kid, but they're fucking

670
00:37:36.920 --> 00:37:40.440
<v Speaker 1>cuching a kid or being weird or creepy with them.

671
00:37:40.480 --> 00:37:43.199
<v Speaker 1>You fuck kids up with that. I don't even like

672
00:37:43.360 --> 00:37:44.320
<v Speaker 1>talking the kids.

673
00:37:44.480 --> 00:37:45.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't like.

674
00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:49.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know, I like kids a lot. Stop pause,

675
00:37:49.880 --> 00:37:53.559
<v Speaker 1>I like kids a lot, but I'm scared it's gonna

676
00:37:53.599 --> 00:37:57.039
<v Speaker 1>be looked at as fucking weird. Guys can't be friendly

677
00:37:57.079 --> 00:37:58.960
<v Speaker 1>to kids because everyone's like he's trying to put his

678
00:37:59.000 --> 00:38:01.079
<v Speaker 1>dick inside it and bring my kid's ribs.

679
00:38:02.239 --> 00:38:03.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, you got a big dick.

680
00:38:04.320 --> 00:38:08.400
<v Speaker 1>No, no, I don't, there's small ribs. It's a midget baby.

681
00:38:08.559 --> 00:38:11.679
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, how I thought midget babies were normal sized

682
00:38:11.800 --> 00:38:14.920
<v Speaker 2>until like two, and then it's like it's a little small.

683
00:38:15.280 --> 00:38:17.400
<v Speaker 1>Uh you got me. I went to school for midget

684
00:38:17.400 --> 00:38:21.400
<v Speaker 1>baby fucking pulling out of pussy and uh I must

685
00:38:21.400 --> 00:38:23.599
<v Speaker 1>have not studied well enough. I don't know. Maybe they're

686
00:38:23.639 --> 00:38:24.719
<v Speaker 1>the same fucking size.

687
00:38:24.800 --> 00:38:28.119
<v Speaker 2>I can't tell. No, maybe they're just like chihuahua humans.

688
00:38:28.599 --> 00:38:31.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't look at fucking babies. I said that already.

689
00:38:32.559 --> 00:38:36.119
<v Speaker 2>Did you know that if you have Down syndrome know that? Uh?

690
00:38:36.360 --> 00:38:36.679
<v Speaker 1>Sorry?

691
00:38:36.719 --> 00:38:36.880
<v Speaker 3>Good?

692
00:38:37.880 --> 00:38:41.440
<v Speaker 2>Did? I always thought down syndrome was just like you

693
00:38:41.519 --> 00:38:45.639
<v Speaker 2>look funny and you can't really do well in high

694
00:38:45.639 --> 00:38:49.639
<v Speaker 2>demand jobs and atmospheres, you know, and you're really happy

695
00:38:49.679 --> 00:38:53.960
<v Speaker 2>and yeah, blissfully. So actually you just had this blissful happiness.

696
00:38:53.960 --> 00:38:56.039
<v Speaker 2>I always thought it was kind of just like, eh,

697
00:38:56.079 --> 00:38:59.280
<v Speaker 2>if you get down syndrome, you like, it's not the

698
00:38:59.320 --> 00:38:59.880
<v Speaker 2>worst thing.

699
00:39:00.039 --> 00:39:03.840
<v Speaker 1>But then I found out, Oh, it actually is, because

700
00:39:03.960 --> 00:39:08.119
<v Speaker 1>like you're declaring, you're declaring it as the worst thing.

701
00:39:08.800 --> 00:39:11.719
<v Speaker 2>It's pretty bad. So it's like, so it's a problem

702
00:39:11.760 --> 00:39:15.760
<v Speaker 2>with your chromosomes, right, So it's like it's not just like, oh,

703
00:39:15.800 --> 00:39:19.599
<v Speaker 2>he looks a little funny and he's really sweet, No, dude,

704
00:39:19.639 --> 00:39:22.440
<v Speaker 2>like every like, I think fifty percent of people with

705
00:39:22.559 --> 00:39:26.639
<v Speaker 2>Down syndrome are born deaf. That the fifty percent are

706
00:39:26.679 --> 00:39:31.639
<v Speaker 2>born with like sleep apnea and difficulty breathing and small

707
00:39:31.840 --> 00:39:36.519
<v Speaker 2>lungs and a shrunk esophagus and a shrunken trachea and

708
00:39:36.599 --> 00:39:40.079
<v Speaker 2>a cleft palate and there's all these fucking like physical

709
00:39:41.480 --> 00:39:45.039
<v Speaker 2>symptoms that reduce your lifespan and make it harder to

710
00:39:45.119 --> 00:39:47.239
<v Speaker 2>breathe and all this shit. I always thought down syndrome

711
00:39:47.360 --> 00:39:51.320
<v Speaker 2>was like, Eh, it's kind of like nice, he doesn't

712
00:39:51.320 --> 00:39:53.400
<v Speaker 2>have to go to work, and he's like he's happy

713
00:39:53.440 --> 00:39:55.559
<v Speaker 2>all the time. It's it's kind of cool, you know.

714
00:39:55.639 --> 00:39:56.880
<v Speaker 2>I was kind of I was kind of thought it

715
00:39:56.880 --> 00:40:00.000
<v Speaker 2>would be like, don't we all kind of want down syndrome?

716
00:40:00.079 --> 00:40:03.920
<v Speaker 2>But no, no, no, no, no, we don't. We don't want down syndrome.

717
00:40:04.199 --> 00:40:06.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's a shame, because for Christmas, I ask for

718
00:40:07.000 --> 00:40:10.920
<v Speaker 1>a headship like a thumb. I'm not going to be

719
00:40:10.960 --> 00:40:11.840
<v Speaker 1>getting it this year.

720
00:40:12.239 --> 00:40:15.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. For Christmas, I asked to not understand my my

721
00:40:15.679 --> 00:40:20.880
<v Speaker 2>stock portfolio and what I always thought they weren't good

722
00:40:21.280 --> 00:40:24.840
<v Speaker 2>stock portfolio. Yeah, dude, you told me to invest in stocks.

723
00:40:25.000 --> 00:40:28.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I have a whole portfolio of them now.

724
00:40:28.320 --> 00:40:31.679
<v Speaker 2>I like. They're in this like this nice leather bound

725
00:40:31.719 --> 00:40:34.920
<v Speaker 2>binder and I flipped through them. It's like stock one,

726
00:40:35.599 --> 00:40:39.679
<v Speaker 2>Stock two, Stock three. It's a really nice portfolio I've got.

727
00:40:40.400 --> 00:40:43.199
<v Speaker 1>They used to print like physical stock certificates and they

728
00:40:43.199 --> 00:40:46.920
<v Speaker 1>were so fucking cool. And I tried to buy a

729
00:40:46.960 --> 00:40:49.119
<v Speaker 1>stock just so I could get the certificate as it

730
00:40:49.159 --> 00:40:52.119
<v Speaker 1>was going bankrupt. And then they got an offer and

731
00:40:52.159 --> 00:40:54.079
<v Speaker 1>I made like six times of my money and I

732
00:40:54.159 --> 00:40:55.199
<v Speaker 1>was fucking hooked.

733
00:40:56.280 --> 00:40:58.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh so that's what got you into the stocks in

734
00:40:58.360 --> 00:40:59.039
<v Speaker 2>the first place.

735
00:40:59.320 --> 00:41:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I bought Bear Sterns, which was the first big

736
00:41:03.039 --> 00:41:05.360
<v Speaker 1>crash in two thousand and eight. It was like a

737
00:41:05.719 --> 00:41:07.760
<v Speaker 1>one hundred and fifty dollars stock and it went down

738
00:41:07.800 --> 00:41:10.320
<v Speaker 1>to two dollars, and I was like, oh shit, I'm

739
00:41:10.320 --> 00:41:13.440
<v Speaker 1>a by like fifty dollars worth of shares and it's

740
00:41:13.440 --> 00:41:15.480
<v Speaker 1>gonna be so cool. And I'll get the receipt, I'll

741
00:41:15.519 --> 00:41:17.760
<v Speaker 1>get the slips and I'll be like, look at that

742
00:41:18.159 --> 00:41:20.840
<v Speaker 1>Bear Stern's pretty cool. And then JP Morgan's like, we'll

743
00:41:20.840 --> 00:41:23.519
<v Speaker 1>give you twelve dollars a share. So every share you

744
00:41:23.599 --> 00:41:27.000
<v Speaker 1>had at two dollars is now worth twelve And I

745
00:41:27.079 --> 00:41:28.760
<v Speaker 1>sold it and I made a bunch of money and

746
00:41:28.800 --> 00:41:31.519
<v Speaker 1>I was very happy, and I've just been bleeding money

747
00:41:31.559 --> 00:41:32.119
<v Speaker 1>ever since.

748
00:41:32.800 --> 00:41:39.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's kind of like a gambling No, you can.

749
00:41:40.159 --> 00:41:42.559
<v Speaker 1>You can do research on stuff. There are people who

750
00:41:42.599 --> 00:41:44.840
<v Speaker 1>really know how to research how things are gonna do.

751
00:41:45.119 --> 00:41:47.960
<v Speaker 1>There is a sense of gambling, but generally it's a

752
00:41:48.000 --> 00:41:49.960
<v Speaker 1>lot safer because in roulette, if you put it on

753
00:41:50.079 --> 00:41:54.000
<v Speaker 1>black and red hits, you lose your money instantly. For

754
00:41:54.199 --> 00:41:57.320
<v Speaker 1>McDonald's to have to go to zero, you'd have to

755
00:41:57.320 --> 00:41:59.480
<v Speaker 1>find out like, oh no, they've been making their burgers

756
00:41:59.480 --> 00:42:01.280
<v Speaker 1>out of ship it for fifty years.

757
00:42:02.599 --> 00:42:07.920
<v Speaker 2>Surprise. Well, no, I mean more in the sense of,

758
00:42:08.000 --> 00:42:13.159
<v Speaker 2>like for plebs like you and I like you, you

759
00:42:13.320 --> 00:42:15.800
<v Speaker 2>got the fifty dollars or whatever, and then you made

760
00:42:15.800 --> 00:42:18.000
<v Speaker 2>it into twelve dollars, and then you're like, oh, that's

761
00:42:18.039 --> 00:42:20.880
<v Speaker 2>so much money. I'm hooked, dude. That's like when you

762
00:42:20.920 --> 00:42:24.159
<v Speaker 2>go to the casino and you see like, oh my god,

763
00:42:24.400 --> 00:42:27.519
<v Speaker 2>there's a dragon on that glowing machine and then you

764
00:42:27.519 --> 00:42:30.760
<v Speaker 2>put a quarter in and then you press a button. Yeah,

765
00:42:30.800 --> 00:42:33.000
<v Speaker 2>and then it turns into six quarters and you're like,

766
00:42:33.000 --> 00:42:36.199
<v Speaker 2>holy shit, dude, I didn't know that it was so

767
00:42:36.280 --> 00:42:39.320
<v Speaker 2>easy to just get free fucking money like this, and

768
00:42:39.360 --> 00:42:40.039
<v Speaker 2>then you're hooked.

769
00:42:40.239 --> 00:42:42.079
<v Speaker 1>Yesterday, I was at the grocery store and I was

770
00:42:42.119 --> 00:42:44.320
<v Speaker 1>walking out and I sell the lottery machine. You know

771
00:42:44.360 --> 00:42:47.239
<v Speaker 1>they have those like scratch tickets, but then the regular

772
00:42:47.280 --> 00:42:51.480
<v Speaker 1>ones too, and it said available credits ten dollars an hour.

773
00:42:51.760 --> 00:42:54.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, free motherfucker.

774
00:42:54.599 --> 00:42:55.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

775
00:42:56.000 --> 00:42:58.400
<v Speaker 1>So I looked around, But what do I do. I

776
00:42:58.400 --> 00:43:00.719
<v Speaker 1>don't want to make it seem like I'm just fucking

777
00:43:00.920 --> 00:43:02.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh and just in case some old man walks up

778
00:43:02.880 --> 00:43:05.480
<v Speaker 1>to me and goes, I had money in there, where'd

779
00:43:05.519 --> 00:43:05.760
<v Speaker 1>you go?

780
00:43:05.880 --> 00:43:06.320
<v Speaker 2>Fuck her?

781
00:43:06.639 --> 00:43:10.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? To fucking bay. I just scream at some old

782
00:43:11.000 --> 00:43:13.159
<v Speaker 1>man in shop, right, too fucking bad.

783
00:43:13.599 --> 00:43:16.320
<v Speaker 2>You shouldn't have left it alone. Rules is the same

784
00:43:16.360 --> 00:43:19.119
<v Speaker 2>for kids. You leave it it's mine, move your feet,

785
00:43:19.159 --> 00:43:20.679
<v Speaker 2>lose your seat, cocksucker.

786
00:43:22.320 --> 00:43:23.960
<v Speaker 1>So there were ten dollars in there, and I like

787
00:43:24.039 --> 00:43:26.480
<v Speaker 1>quickly pulled out ten of my own dollars and put

788
00:43:26.519 --> 00:43:28.880
<v Speaker 1>them in the machine because I was like, uh, I

789
00:43:28.920 --> 00:43:30.800
<v Speaker 1>was like, I'll get twenty dollars worth of tickets for

790
00:43:30.840 --> 00:43:31.320
<v Speaker 1>ten dollars.

791
00:43:31.360 --> 00:43:32.239
<v Speaker 2>We lost money.

792
00:43:32.440 --> 00:43:34.400
<v Speaker 1>You know, I haven't lost money because I took them

793
00:43:34.400 --> 00:43:37.000
<v Speaker 1>home and scratched them and GEN won ten dollars, so

794
00:43:37.039 --> 00:43:41.320
<v Speaker 1>I break even. Oh my god, dad, I got these tickets.

795
00:43:41.559 --> 00:43:43.800
<v Speaker 1>I got a power ball and a Mega Ball. So

796
00:43:44.039 --> 00:43:48.559
<v Speaker 1>if you fucking if I hit, you're gonna be so sad.

797
00:43:50.079 --> 00:43:52.320
<v Speaker 2>Why I don't think I would be happy for you?

798
00:43:52.400 --> 00:43:54.840
<v Speaker 1>No, because if I want all that money, I'd want

799
00:43:54.840 --> 00:43:57.280
<v Speaker 1>to like invest in you.

800
00:43:58.719 --> 00:44:02.440
<v Speaker 2>So I would be happy because I would be invested

801
00:44:02.480 --> 00:44:05.000
<v Speaker 2>in What does that mean? Invest in me? Does that mean?

802
00:44:05.280 --> 00:44:06.840
<v Speaker 2>Does that make me like a sportsperson?

803
00:44:07.239 --> 00:44:10.039
<v Speaker 1>Pay you for creative ventures? I would put all my

804
00:44:10.119 --> 00:44:13.119
<v Speaker 1>friends on the payroll. Yeah, thing, if I hit it

805
00:44:13.119 --> 00:44:14.400
<v Speaker 1>big in a certain way.

806
00:44:15.079 --> 00:44:16.440
<v Speaker 2>You take the Rihanna approach.

807
00:44:18.400 --> 00:44:20.119
<v Speaker 1>Why is that what she does? I was thinking of

808
00:44:20.480 --> 00:44:24.119
<v Speaker 1>EMC hammer approach. She's had her same to like, bring

809
00:44:24.119 --> 00:44:29.119
<v Speaker 1>your loser friends along. Yeah, the Vanilla Ice approach. Yeah, no,

810
00:44:29.360 --> 00:44:32.079
<v Speaker 1>Vanilla Ice is fine. He builds alses. MC hammer is

811
00:44:32.119 --> 00:44:33.760
<v Speaker 1>a fucking loser now right.

812
00:44:34.320 --> 00:44:36.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I haven't heard. I thought he dropped

813
00:44:36.039 --> 00:44:39.159
<v Speaker 2>the MC and he now he's just Hammer Cool.

814
00:44:39.239 --> 00:44:42.519
<v Speaker 1>That'll fix it. Yeah, well that'll solve it.

815
00:44:42.920 --> 00:44:44.280
<v Speaker 2>It worked for his cock man.

816
00:44:44.679 --> 00:44:48.000
<v Speaker 1>Hey, going back to old staples. Uh, you talked about

817
00:44:48.039 --> 00:44:52.360
<v Speaker 1>retards earlier. Just a second ago, there's a woman on

818
00:44:52.760 --> 00:44:57.519
<v Speaker 1>fucking Instagram that keeps popping up. My algorithm is all freaks,

819
00:44:57.559 --> 00:45:01.760
<v Speaker 1>by the way, He's all, it's it's great, but it's

820
00:45:01.840 --> 00:45:07.280
<v Speaker 1>not great. It's legitimately all freaks, people with facial deformities, or.

821
00:45:07.519 --> 00:45:09.559
<v Speaker 7>Like just guys who kind of tuck like this and

822
00:45:09.599 --> 00:45:12.119
<v Speaker 7>they're like, huh, I took a shit today and it

823
00:45:12.280 --> 00:45:15.119
<v Speaker 7>was really good that I enjoyed that the lot.

824
00:45:15.400 --> 00:45:20.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm not exaggerating. That's close. But there was a woman

825
00:45:21.719 --> 00:45:24.760
<v Speaker 1>and the Instagram was run by her kid, like a

826
00:45:24.800 --> 00:45:27.199
<v Speaker 1>teenage kid or maybe in his twenties, probably in his

827
00:45:27.440 --> 00:45:30.280
<v Speaker 1>early twenties. Wait, okay, there's a woman and there's a

828
00:45:30.280 --> 00:45:36.400
<v Speaker 1>woman and her son. Okay, how old is the woman whatever? Whatever?

829
00:45:36.440 --> 00:45:38.519
<v Speaker 1>A twenty two year old kid or something would happen

830
00:45:38.559 --> 00:45:40.599
<v Speaker 1>so like in her forties. Well you didn't hear the

831
00:45:40.639 --> 00:45:45.079
<v Speaker 1>big spin on the mother. She's fully retarded. Oh no,

832
00:45:45.960 --> 00:45:47.760
<v Speaker 1>who was her kid? No?

833
00:45:48.639 --> 00:45:49.519
<v Speaker 2>How does that happen?

834
00:45:50.360 --> 00:45:54.239
<v Speaker 1>See, I understand that more than the guy going. I

835
00:45:54.239 --> 00:45:57.280
<v Speaker 1>don't even know she was retarded. Man, I'm sorry, I

836
00:45:57.360 --> 00:45:58.599
<v Speaker 1>go to pregnant.

837
00:45:59.079 --> 00:46:01.440
<v Speaker 2>Does she get kicked in the head lake later in life?

838
00:46:01.760 --> 00:46:05.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Are you even allowed? I don't want

839
00:46:05.880 --> 00:46:10.639
<v Speaker 1>to broach this what they did? And I am sam

840
00:46:10.840 --> 00:46:12.280
<v Speaker 1>I guess as far as Gump too.

841
00:46:12.400 --> 00:46:15.000
<v Speaker 2>Huh yeah. And that was like I think what it

842
00:46:15.039 --> 00:46:17.519
<v Speaker 2>is is if you're a man fucking a retard girl,

843
00:46:17.800 --> 00:46:21.239
<v Speaker 2>that's a crime. But a woman fucking a retard man,

844
00:46:21.400 --> 00:46:24.760
<v Speaker 2>that is like an act of charity to find it.

845
00:46:25.000 --> 00:46:29.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, that deserves a presidential Medal of Freedom.

846
00:46:29.840 --> 00:46:32.159
<v Speaker 1>I know we're not jumping back and forth, and but

847
00:46:32.239 --> 00:46:35.000
<v Speaker 1>I have a video. It's a making and so it's

848
00:46:35.199 --> 00:46:37.079
<v Speaker 1>sorry about that cut out. It was a it's a

849
00:46:37.079 --> 00:46:38.360
<v Speaker 1>math question. I'm hoping you.

850
00:46:38.280 --> 00:46:41.280
<v Speaker 2>Could answer it for me. Okay, probably I know every man.

851
00:46:41.719 --> 00:46:45.039
<v Speaker 8>Seven black guys that finish inside me at the truck stop,

852
00:46:45.960 --> 00:46:48.880
<v Speaker 8>and I have four black guys that finish on my

853
00:46:49.039 --> 00:46:53.639
<v Speaker 8>face behind the dumpster at Burger King. How many hard

854
00:46:53.679 --> 00:46:58.760
<v Speaker 8>ares just made my day? That's what I call schlong division.

855
00:47:00.920 --> 00:47:03.599
<v Speaker 2>Richard Jenkins is up to some weird shit lately.

856
00:47:04.480 --> 00:47:06.719
<v Speaker 1>He wanted to be a dinosaur, so instead he became

857
00:47:06.800 --> 00:47:09.199
<v Speaker 1>some kind of weird sloppy party bottom.

858
00:47:09.440 --> 00:47:12.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dinosaurs is a new name for a lot lizard.

859
00:47:12.960 --> 00:47:15.960
<v Speaker 1>Wait here, see here's another one. Here's an This is

860
00:47:16.000 --> 00:47:18.679
<v Speaker 1>my boy, Devin jen And I really like this guy, Devin.

861
00:47:18.760 --> 00:47:21.320
<v Speaker 1>And by that I mean she finds him disgusting and

862
00:47:21.400 --> 00:47:23.800
<v Speaker 1>I enjoy it, and I think I'm on him early.

863
00:47:23.960 --> 00:47:26.400
<v Speaker 1>If this guy comes out big, he's got like seven

864
00:47:26.480 --> 00:47:30.920
<v Speaker 1>thousand followers, that's nothing. He could be the next Hawkta.

865
00:47:31.519 --> 00:47:35.280
<v Speaker 2>It's your boy Devin here, y'all. And I'm so PLoud

866
00:47:35.320 --> 00:47:39.119
<v Speaker 2>of myself. I didn't itch my asshole when I was

867
00:47:39.159 --> 00:47:43.440
<v Speaker 2>out in public today. I'm so PLoud I didn't itch

868
00:47:43.559 --> 00:47:52.400
<v Speaker 2>my butthole. Okay, buh got that rhodicism?

869
00:47:53.000 --> 00:47:53.920
<v Speaker 1>What's roodicism?

870
00:47:54.239 --> 00:47:56.880
<v Speaker 2>It's that fucking when you can't say ours when you

871
00:47:56.920 --> 00:47:58.320
<v Speaker 2>talk like Elmer fucking fudd.

872
00:47:58.840 --> 00:48:01.719
<v Speaker 1>Why did they call it rhoda? That's real shitty to do.

873
00:48:02.519 --> 00:48:04.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, dude, So they won't be able to say

874
00:48:04.280 --> 00:48:09.360
<v Speaker 2>it like whoa to wisdom. Yeah, they can't be in

875
00:48:09.400 --> 00:48:12.400
<v Speaker 2>the club. That's how you can. It's a litmus test,

876
00:48:12.480 --> 00:48:15.679
<v Speaker 2>you know. The name serves as a test, you know,

877
00:48:15.800 --> 00:48:16.920
<v Speaker 2>like you just say it and.

878
00:48:16.800 --> 00:48:18.800
<v Speaker 1>Then you say this, yes I can. Then you don't

879
00:48:18.800 --> 00:48:19.039
<v Speaker 1>have it.

880
00:48:19.480 --> 00:48:24.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, uh can? Oh you can't say it? Okay, get

881
00:48:24.199 --> 00:48:25.239
<v Speaker 2>on this train please.

882
00:48:25.679 --> 00:48:32.920
<v Speaker 1>That's why there's twelve s's n lisp. So I have

883
00:48:33.000 --> 00:48:33.480
<v Speaker 1>a question.

884
00:48:33.800 --> 00:48:35.360
<v Speaker 2>It was weird.

885
00:48:37.519 --> 00:48:39.480
<v Speaker 1>It's not even I don't even really have a question.

886
00:48:39.599 --> 00:48:41.519
<v Speaker 1>I want to know what this is. What was this

887
00:48:41.679 --> 00:48:44.880
<v Speaker 1>trying to be? We did nothing but running all weekend,

888
00:48:44.920 --> 00:48:47.920
<v Speaker 1>like we were fucking busy, just all weekend long. And

889
00:48:48.239 --> 00:48:51.480
<v Speaker 1>yesterday we went to Michaels and there was a girl

890
00:48:51.519 --> 00:48:54.760
<v Speaker 1>in her full like Michael's fucking clothing, which Michael's by

891
00:48:54.800 --> 00:48:57.360
<v Speaker 1>the way, I designed the line because I was looking

892
00:48:57.480 --> 00:48:59.559
<v Speaker 1>very creepy. I was just going up and down aisles

893
00:48:59.559 --> 00:49:02.760
<v Speaker 1>like trying to find Jen and I would like pop

894
00:49:02.800 --> 00:49:05.159
<v Speaker 1>around a corner and there'd be a woman looking at beads,

895
00:49:05.159 --> 00:49:09.360
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like this wife in a way. And the

896
00:49:09.400 --> 00:49:11.280
<v Speaker 1>line I was gonna say if someone was like, sir,

897
00:49:11.599 --> 00:49:15.079
<v Speaker 1>can I help you find some or no, sir, fuck,

898
00:49:15.159 --> 00:49:17.400
<v Speaker 1>my line doesn't work based on what that thought. It

899
00:49:17.480 --> 00:49:19.800
<v Speaker 1>was gonna be, sir, can I help you find something?

900
00:49:19.840 --> 00:49:22.400
<v Speaker 1>And I was gonna say, I'm the same as every

901
00:49:22.400 --> 00:49:24.800
<v Speaker 1>guy in this store. I'm just trying to find my wife.

902
00:49:25.400 --> 00:49:27.599
<v Speaker 1>Just a little fra away, a little cute see line.

903
00:49:28.039 --> 00:49:29.840
<v Speaker 2>You thought you thought they were going to come up

904
00:49:29.840 --> 00:49:31.239
<v Speaker 2>to you and be like, sir, what's your deal?

905
00:49:31.679 --> 00:49:34.000
<v Speaker 1>I thought they I thought they were gonna be like, sir,

906
00:49:34.039 --> 00:49:34.880
<v Speaker 1>what are you stealing?

907
00:49:35.159 --> 00:49:38.559
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's still not a great response to that.

908
00:49:38.880 --> 00:49:41.599
<v Speaker 1>No, now, well you would just throw in another word,

909
00:49:41.639 --> 00:49:45.400
<v Speaker 1>you go, I'm just trying to find my wife in

910
00:49:45.519 --> 00:49:51.039
<v Speaker 1>this god forsaken shitthole store. Anyway, there's this employee. Is

911
00:49:51.079 --> 00:49:54.320
<v Speaker 1>this girl early twenties, late teens, I don't know kids anymore,

912
00:49:54.480 --> 00:50:00.480
<v Speaker 1>might have been twelve working on a fucking visa full

913
00:50:00.800 --> 00:50:06.840
<v Speaker 1>white kabuki face paint. Okay, what is that? Is that

914
00:50:06.920 --> 00:50:08.679
<v Speaker 1>a style? I haven't seen that.

915
00:50:09.119 --> 00:50:11.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you noticed this, but Michaels is

916
00:50:11.519 --> 00:50:14.079
<v Speaker 2>an arts and craft store. Yeah.

917
00:50:14.320 --> 00:50:18.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not like Jerry's Art Rama, which is an

918
00:50:18.320 --> 00:50:21.639
<v Speaker 1>art store. It's a store for it's It's the less

919
00:50:21.760 --> 00:50:24.960
<v Speaker 1>Christian hobby lobby, but still along the same lines.

920
00:50:25.719 --> 00:50:27.639
<v Speaker 2>They got face paint there, got it?

921
00:50:27.679 --> 00:50:29.719
<v Speaker 1>They don't got face paint because I was looking for

922
00:50:29.760 --> 00:50:32.719
<v Speaker 1>it yesterday. Well they someone came up and he said, sir,

923
00:50:32.800 --> 00:50:34.480
<v Speaker 1>what are you stealing? I said, I'm just looking for

924
00:50:34.559 --> 00:50:35.639
<v Speaker 1>fucking face paint.

925
00:50:35.719 --> 00:50:39.400
<v Speaker 2>Man. Okay, Well they do have body paint, because I've

926
00:50:39.440 --> 00:50:42.280
<v Speaker 2>bought it at our Michaels. It was a ripoff. You

927
00:50:42.320 --> 00:50:45.679
<v Speaker 2>can get it way cheaper on Amazon. But body paint,

928
00:50:45.719 --> 00:50:46.559
<v Speaker 2>believe it or not.

929
00:50:46.480 --> 00:50:48.559
<v Speaker 1>It's a lot more lad in it on Amazon. But

930
00:50:48.639 --> 00:50:51.000
<v Speaker 1>go ahead body paint, believe it or not.

931
00:50:51.559 --> 00:50:53.119
<v Speaker 2>Save for faces.

932
00:50:53.519 --> 00:50:54.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why wouldn't it be?

933
00:50:55.920 --> 00:50:58.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh just because it says body on it, and you

934
00:50:58.239 --> 00:51:01.280
<v Speaker 2>were probably looking for just face face paint. You probably

935
00:51:01.320 --> 00:51:03.239
<v Speaker 2>saw the body paint you were like, fuck, I need

936
00:51:03.239 --> 00:51:04.480
<v Speaker 2>it for my fucking face.

937
00:51:05.000 --> 00:51:05.159
<v Speaker 5>Oh.

938
00:51:05.320 --> 00:51:07.679
<v Speaker 1>Actually, like every guy at that store, I was actually

939
00:51:07.719 --> 00:51:08.639
<v Speaker 1>just looking for my wife.

940
00:51:09.360 --> 00:51:11.119
<v Speaker 2>Did you find her? Yeah?

941
00:51:11.119 --> 00:51:14.079
<v Speaker 1>I did it eventually. Yeah, she's still roaming the fucking eye.

942
00:51:14.159 --> 00:51:15.000
<v Speaker 2>What was she doing there?

943
00:51:15.760 --> 00:51:20.119
<v Speaker 1>She is working on an art project for I don't know,

944
00:51:20.199 --> 00:51:23.039
<v Speaker 1>to give to family and stuff. She's doing these like

945
00:51:23.079 --> 00:51:27.119
<v Speaker 1>stuffed animals. She's building of people's individual things, Like you

946
00:51:27.159 --> 00:51:29.920
<v Speaker 1>have a dog, She's gonna make it specifically colored to

947
00:51:29.960 --> 00:51:31.519
<v Speaker 1>look like the dog and all that.

948
00:51:32.280 --> 00:51:35.119
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, it was cool colored dog.

949
00:51:35.639 --> 00:51:39.599
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't use that term, but that's fine, you're

950
00:51:39.639 --> 00:51:40.119
<v Speaker 1>allowed to.

951
00:51:40.400 --> 00:51:45.079
<v Speaker 2>I guess you went to Michael's. I watched movies. What

952
00:51:45.199 --> 00:51:46.599
<v Speaker 2>a weekend we had, Huh.

953
00:51:46.840 --> 00:51:48.880
<v Speaker 1>I did a lot more than one with Michaels. I

954
00:51:48.920 --> 00:51:50.159
<v Speaker 1>went to Walmart too.

955
00:51:51.039 --> 00:51:53.679
<v Speaker 2>I also went to Walmart to buy picture frames. And

956
00:51:53.719 --> 00:51:57.320
<v Speaker 2>you know what I realized about Walmart? What not a

957
00:51:57.360 --> 00:52:00.519
<v Speaker 2>great place to buy picture frames or a lot of

958
00:52:00.559 --> 00:52:03.039
<v Speaker 2>other things, but especially picture.

959
00:52:02.760 --> 00:52:05.559
<v Speaker 1>Frames, ironically the best place to buy picture frames.

960
00:52:05.639 --> 00:52:07.000
<v Speaker 2>Like Michael Sky.

961
00:52:07.280 --> 00:52:10.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've bought a thousand picture frames from

962
00:52:11.000 --> 00:52:13.760
<v Speaker 1>them when I was doing those autographs that I was framing.

963
00:52:14.159 --> 00:52:16.800
<v Speaker 2>Now they're just yeah, lots of ones. Mm hmm. You

964
00:52:16.800 --> 00:52:17.760
<v Speaker 2>said some of those.

965
00:52:17.880 --> 00:52:20.320
<v Speaker 1>It was funny. And then I learned that I have

966
00:52:20.440 --> 00:52:22.280
<v Speaker 1>a little bit of a collection problem.

967
00:52:22.960 --> 00:52:25.079
<v Speaker 2>Oh they call that hoarding disorder.

968
00:52:25.679 --> 00:52:28.119
<v Speaker 1>It's not see, it's not holding. Hoarding is like a

969
00:52:28.119 --> 00:52:30.880
<v Speaker 1>mess and it's like unnecessary. I do have that too,

970
00:52:31.000 --> 00:52:34.159
<v Speaker 1>but that's not related to the collection thing. The collection

971
00:52:34.239 --> 00:52:38.119
<v Speaker 1>thing is like I like that, just like having it complete,

972
00:52:38.360 --> 00:52:40.920
<v Speaker 1>having it finished, like I uh.

973
00:52:42.079 --> 00:52:46.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you like filling those those little empty holes inside

974
00:52:46.000 --> 00:52:48.960
<v Speaker 2>your soul, right, So like you have that Pokemon card hole,

975
00:52:49.599 --> 00:52:53.159
<v Speaker 2>and you have the DVD hole, and you have away

976
00:52:53.239 --> 00:52:54.159
<v Speaker 2>all my DVDs.

977
00:52:54.679 --> 00:52:58.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, so away I put them in a binder. Okay,

978
00:52:58.039 --> 00:53:00.679
<v Speaker 1>so the case is away, So you still in that hole?

979
00:53:00.920 --> 00:53:02.760
<v Speaker 1>What am I gonna throw away DVDs for you? That's

980
00:53:02.800 --> 00:53:04.800
<v Speaker 1>a movie? What did they change it? What if I

981
00:53:04.840 --> 00:53:06.679
<v Speaker 1>go to watch in the Army Now and all of

982
00:53:06.719 --> 00:53:09.800
<v Speaker 1>a sudden, PAULI sure's trans halfway through it because the

983
00:53:09.800 --> 00:53:12.760
<v Speaker 1>liberal woke mom media went back and edited everyone to

984
00:53:12.800 --> 00:53:17.079
<v Speaker 1>be trans. Just watch your vhs, that's what That's why

985
00:53:17.159 --> 00:53:19.519
<v Speaker 1>I need it. I did throw out a whole bunch

986
00:53:19.599 --> 00:53:22.800
<v Speaker 1>of VHS's too, Yeah, I I do that. I think

987
00:53:22.800 --> 00:53:23.599
<v Speaker 1>I donated them.

988
00:53:23.599 --> 00:53:26.159
<v Speaker 2>Go ahead, sorry, I'll go through and it's like I'll

989
00:53:26.599 --> 00:53:29.039
<v Speaker 2>throw out. So I threw out a lot of DVDs.

990
00:53:29.079 --> 00:53:33.960
<v Speaker 2>But then there's like certain movies that haven't been made

991
00:53:33.960 --> 00:53:36.119
<v Speaker 2>over to Blu rays or whatever, right where it's like

992
00:53:36.159 --> 00:53:39.719
<v Speaker 2>they're or they are like, uh, they were a TV

993
00:53:39.840 --> 00:53:42.440
<v Speaker 2>show or something, you know, and it's like it'll never

994
00:53:42.559 --> 00:53:44.400
<v Speaker 2>be on Blue Ray. It's not even streaming or anything.

995
00:53:44.400 --> 00:53:47.719
<v Speaker 2>It makes sense to keep those DVDs right because it's like,

996
00:53:48.760 --> 00:53:51.000
<v Speaker 2>where else am I gonna watch? I Love New York

997
00:53:51.119 --> 00:53:55.760
<v Speaker 2>Season one and two Amazon Prime for thirty dollars? Fuck you.

998
00:53:56.960 --> 00:53:58.280
<v Speaker 2>I want to watch my DVDs.

999
00:53:58.760 --> 00:54:02.360
<v Speaker 1>Dogmas tied up in rights issues and they haven't I

1000
00:54:02.400 --> 00:54:04.920
<v Speaker 1>think it is or maybe it's chasing Amy one of them,

1001
00:54:05.079 --> 00:54:07.159
<v Speaker 1>and they haven't been able to release a DVD in

1002
00:54:07.280 --> 00:54:09.920
<v Speaker 1>like ten years or something. So if you didn't have it,

1003
00:54:10.079 --> 00:54:11.199
<v Speaker 1>you're fucked, you know.

1004
00:54:11.320 --> 00:54:12.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, what a tragedy.

1005
00:54:13.880 --> 00:54:18.000
<v Speaker 1>All right? You watch The Beekeeper over the weekend? Oh dude,

1006
00:54:18.320 --> 00:54:20.679
<v Speaker 1>that movie was dog shit. And I had a purpose

1007
00:54:20.719 --> 00:54:22.280
<v Speaker 1>to why I was talking about this fun movies.

1008
00:54:22.320 --> 00:54:24.840
<v Speaker 2>But go ahead, well yeah, I agree, it wasn't a

1009
00:54:24.840 --> 00:54:26.280
<v Speaker 2>great movie, But what's your purpose.

1010
00:54:27.360 --> 00:54:30.079
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get gen into those fun movies. And I

1011
00:54:30.239 --> 00:54:32.800
<v Speaker 1>have a target for one coming up, and I don't

1012
00:54:32.800 --> 00:54:34.320
<v Speaker 1>know if you've ever fucking seen it or not?

1013
00:54:34.719 --> 00:54:38.559
<v Speaker 2>What is it? The Jackal Oh dude, I've been wanting

1014
00:54:38.599 --> 00:54:40.320
<v Speaker 2>to watch that with Bruce Willie.

1015
00:54:40.840 --> 00:54:43.480
<v Speaker 1>So the Jackal is a gratefulick. Yes, Bruce willis Jack

1016
00:54:43.519 --> 00:54:44.239
<v Speaker 1>blacks in like.

1017
00:54:44.199 --> 00:54:47.039
<v Speaker 2>A gets his head blown off or something. I saw

1018
00:54:47.079 --> 00:54:49.039
<v Speaker 2>that scene on YouTube and I was like, this looks

1019
00:54:49.079 --> 00:54:49.960
<v Speaker 2>like it's worth watching.

1020
00:54:50.320 --> 00:54:52.800
<v Speaker 1>It's one. It's one of those same dumb movies where

1021
00:54:52.840 --> 00:54:55.119
<v Speaker 1>it's like, we gotta let Richard Gear out of prison

1022
00:54:55.159 --> 00:54:57.199
<v Speaker 1>because he was an IRA guy. And it's like, well, what,

1023
00:54:57.559 --> 00:55:00.320
<v Speaker 1>you guys don't have qualified people that can take care

1024
00:55:00.320 --> 00:55:02.639
<v Speaker 1>of this, why I've been letting prisoners out.

1025
00:55:03.159 --> 00:55:06.480
<v Speaker 2>Richard Gear is your most deadliest qualified dude.

1026
00:55:06.519 --> 00:55:10.320
<v Speaker 1>I like, he's got a hard Irish accent and he's like, oh,

1027
00:55:10.440 --> 00:55:11.360
<v Speaker 1>pucked of the IRA.

1028
00:55:11.880 --> 00:55:16.159
<v Speaker 7>Huh he does he pull the eye line. I'm not

1029
00:55:16.199 --> 00:55:19.440
<v Speaker 7>gonna spoil it, but of course he does the accent.

1030
00:55:20.199 --> 00:55:22.360
<v Speaker 7>Oh I thought you meant solving the crime.

1031
00:55:22.039 --> 00:55:22.559
<v Speaker 1>At the end.

1032
00:55:22.760 --> 00:55:25.000
<v Speaker 2>No, no, I don't give a about that.

1033
00:55:25.320 --> 00:55:26.519
<v Speaker 1>You know, he's fine.

1034
00:55:26.719 --> 00:55:31.079
<v Speaker 2>I guess all right, Well it sounds less good now,

1035
00:55:31.159 --> 00:55:32.599
<v Speaker 2>but maybe I'll check it out still.

1036
00:55:32.599 --> 00:55:35.840
<v Speaker 1>Well, there's a new series coming out on Peacock or

1037
00:55:35.880 --> 00:55:40.199
<v Speaker 1>Hulu or one of those, and it's Days of Jackals. Yeah, well, yeah,

1038
00:55:40.199 --> 00:55:41.360
<v Speaker 1>it's like the same concept.

1039
00:55:41.519 --> 00:55:43.920
<v Speaker 2>I think, so I was wondering, that's a spinoff from

1040
00:55:43.960 --> 00:55:44.360
<v Speaker 2>the movie.

1041
00:55:44.599 --> 00:55:46.480
<v Speaker 1>What a weird I think it's I think it's a

1042
00:55:46.519 --> 00:55:48.440
<v Speaker 1>whole yeah, a reinvention, not like.

1043
00:55:48.400 --> 00:55:51.519
<v Speaker 2>A oh wow, yeah, what a weird thing.

1044
00:55:51.639 --> 00:55:55.840
<v Speaker 3>Huh yeah, what a weird ip to target, Like, well, yeah,

1045
00:55:55.840 --> 00:55:57.800
<v Speaker 3>I feel like they've done that a few times with

1046
00:55:57.960 --> 00:56:02.440
<v Speaker 3>like what wasn't there another one they brought back recently?

1047
00:56:04.400 --> 00:56:09.079
<v Speaker 2>Shit, some other fucking piece of garbage from like twenty

1048
00:56:09.199 --> 00:56:12.400
<v Speaker 2>years ago that just recently had a sequel? The fuck

1049
00:56:12.559 --> 00:56:12.800
<v Speaker 2>was it?

1050
00:56:13.599 --> 00:56:16.039
<v Speaker 1>Well, Boon Dog Saints they did that with. I never

1051
00:56:16.079 --> 00:56:18.039
<v Speaker 1>saw the second one. I didn't know me either good

1052
00:56:18.119 --> 00:56:21.639
<v Speaker 1>or not. I've heard it was whatever, like non great?

1053
00:56:22.159 --> 00:56:26.320
<v Speaker 1>Uh Lebowski that John Taturo tried to do a spin

1054
00:56:26.440 --> 00:56:28.679
<v Speaker 1>off right of the character.

1055
00:56:29.440 --> 00:56:30.599
<v Speaker 2>Was it bad? I didn't see it.

1056
00:56:30.719 --> 00:56:32.920
<v Speaker 1>I didn't see it either, But like, that's weird to

1057
00:56:33.239 --> 00:56:34.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't have a problem with it, especially if the

1058
00:56:35.000 --> 00:56:37.719
<v Speaker 1>Cohens didn't, but to like take someone else's character and

1059
00:56:37.760 --> 00:56:40.360
<v Speaker 1>then kind of be like make my own thing over here,

1060
00:56:40.639 --> 00:56:41.679
<v Speaker 1>it is weird.

1061
00:56:43.400 --> 00:56:43.840
<v Speaker 2>That one.

1062
00:56:43.960 --> 00:56:47.679
<v Speaker 1>Debuting my new podcast with fucking Mickey Mouse coming next week.

1063
00:56:48.639 --> 00:56:51.679
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, is it the old Mickey Mouse?

1064
00:56:51.719 --> 00:56:53.760
<v Speaker 1>No, it's the new one, and if Disney tries to

1065
00:56:53.800 --> 00:56:56.199
<v Speaker 1>shoot me, he'll barricade myself in my home and kill

1066
00:56:56.239 --> 00:57:01.039
<v Speaker 1>my family. Just just change change it to nicky nicky nouse.

1067
00:57:01.480 --> 00:57:04.920
<v Speaker 1>And I like copyright infringement, all right, Yeah, I think

1068
00:57:04.960 --> 00:57:08.400
<v Speaker 1>we're probably skating on then. I was just saying, Mickey Mouse,

1069
00:57:08.719 --> 00:57:11.039
<v Speaker 1>I'm zero point eight percent Mongolian.

1070
00:57:15.519 --> 00:57:16.639
<v Speaker 2>A lot of people probably are.

1071
00:57:16.800 --> 00:57:20.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I like I like stealing eyep. That's my thing. Oh,

1072
00:57:20.639 --> 00:57:23.440
<v Speaker 1>give me all your ips, you know, with a Z

1073
00:57:23.599 --> 00:57:27.159
<v Speaker 1>at the end, so people know I'm elon musk. No apostrophe,

1074
00:57:27.440 --> 00:57:31.840
<v Speaker 1>gives me all your I fucking hated that shit Internet talk,

1075
00:57:34.719 --> 00:57:35.880
<v Speaker 1>so I wouldn't.

1076
00:57:37.519 --> 00:57:40.880
<v Speaker 2>You're such a nube. Uh.

1077
00:57:40.960 --> 00:57:43.599
<v Speaker 1>I went to Uh, I went to Apple Now. I

1078
00:57:43.639 --> 00:57:49.119
<v Speaker 1>went to Red Robin yesterday from okay, go ahead tell

1079
00:57:49.159 --> 00:57:49.519
<v Speaker 1>me why.

1080
00:57:50.480 --> 00:57:52.440
<v Speaker 2>I just I I used to really like Red Robin.

1081
00:57:52.480 --> 00:57:54.440
<v Speaker 2>I just feel like they've gone downhill quite a bit.

1082
00:57:54.480 --> 00:57:55.920
<v Speaker 2>The last time I went in there, it was just

1083
00:57:55.960 --> 00:58:00.400
<v Speaker 2>like there was like all these half deflated balloon owns

1084
00:58:00.679 --> 00:58:04.559
<v Speaker 2>like hovering at head level, you know, just like randomly

1085
00:58:04.639 --> 00:58:09.639
<v Speaker 2>around the restaurant. Yeah, there's just like salt, like huge

1086
00:58:09.639 --> 00:58:12.199
<v Speaker 2>grains of salt on the floor and no effort made

1087
00:58:12.199 --> 00:58:16.280
<v Speaker 2>to vacuum and like a napkin like thrown. Here's wet

1088
00:58:16.280 --> 00:58:20.519
<v Speaker 2>spots everywhere, and like nobody really in there, just like

1089
00:58:20.599 --> 00:58:23.119
<v Speaker 2>two guys that are at the bar, and then a

1090
00:58:23.119 --> 00:58:26.159
<v Speaker 2>family in the corner where nobody's looking at each other

1091
00:58:26.159 --> 00:58:28.760
<v Speaker 2>and everybody's eating with their heads down, even the baby.

1092
00:58:29.079 --> 00:58:31.360
<v Speaker 2>It's just like a really sad place every time I

1093
00:58:31.400 --> 00:58:32.119
<v Speaker 2>go in there. Now.

1094
00:58:32.639 --> 00:58:35.760
<v Speaker 1>I walked in there yesterday and there were fifteen Muslim

1095
00:58:35.800 --> 00:58:39.440
<v Speaker 1>women in full on garb crushing hamburgers.

1096
00:58:40.199 --> 00:58:41.679
<v Speaker 2>It's not pork, they can eat that.

1097
00:58:41.679 --> 00:58:43.639
<v Speaker 1>That was funny. They were poor hamburgers.

1098
00:58:43.679 --> 00:58:44.239
<v Speaker 2>It was weird.

1099
00:58:44.719 --> 00:58:45.559
<v Speaker 1>It was actually it.

1100
00:58:45.519 --> 00:58:49.840
<v Speaker 2>Was the it's their new red Robin ham burger. It's

1101
00:58:49.840 --> 00:58:52.800
<v Speaker 2>just a hamsteak on a bunch, Yeah, yeah, with mayonnaise.

1102
00:58:52.960 --> 00:58:54.199
<v Speaker 1>Do you ever have ham steak?

1103
00:58:54.719 --> 00:58:57.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh, dude. I used to love hamsteak when I was

1104
00:58:57.400 --> 00:59:00.920
<v Speaker 2>like yeah, when I first got married and back from Iraq,

1105
00:59:00.960 --> 00:59:02.719
<v Speaker 2>I think one of the first things I bought when

1106
00:59:02.760 --> 00:59:05.159
<v Speaker 2>I went to the grocery store with my wife was

1107
00:59:05.199 --> 00:59:08.280
<v Speaker 2>like a six pound ham steak. It was like enormous.

1108
00:59:08.280 --> 00:59:10.320
<v Speaker 2>It had a bone in it and shit, and it

1109
00:59:10.400 --> 00:59:14.039
<v Speaker 2>was like a vacuum sealed and it was like thirty

1110
00:59:14.039 --> 00:59:16.119
<v Speaker 2>five dollars or something. I like, took it home and

1111
00:59:16.480 --> 00:59:18.760
<v Speaker 2>cooked it in a frying pan, and I ate the

1112
00:59:18.800 --> 00:59:22.440
<v Speaker 2>whole thing. And my wife still mentions it, like how

1113
00:59:22.480 --> 00:59:23.639
<v Speaker 2>disgusting it was, you.

1114
00:59:23.599 --> 00:59:25.719
<v Speaker 1>Know, Okay, why was it so disgusting?

1115
00:59:26.159 --> 00:59:28.679
<v Speaker 2>Well, looking back, it was pretty nasty. It was pretty

1116
00:59:28.679 --> 00:59:32.559
<v Speaker 2>foul just thinking back on it. But yeah, I did

1117
00:59:32.639 --> 00:59:34.480
<v Speaker 2>used to love me some ham. I used to love

1118
00:59:37.000 --> 00:59:40.920
<v Speaker 2>the like the Canadian bacon from Dominoes, which is ham.

1119
00:59:41.079 --> 00:59:44.440
<v Speaker 2>It's just it's just ham. But I would order a

1120
00:59:45.280 --> 00:59:49.079
<v Speaker 2>There was a Domino's Express or whatever on base when

1121
00:59:49.119 --> 00:59:51.519
<v Speaker 2>I was in the Marines, and it was two blocks

1122
00:59:51.559 --> 00:59:54.480
<v Speaker 2>from the barracks, so I would and I think it

1123
00:59:54.559 --> 00:59:58.800
<v Speaker 2>was twenty four hours. Actually I'm certain it was twenty

1124
00:59:58.880 --> 01:00:01.400
<v Speaker 2>four hours. Yeah, because I would go there at like

1125
01:00:01.480 --> 01:00:04.599
<v Speaker 2>two in the morning, like drunk off my ass, and

1126
01:00:04.639 --> 01:00:07.639
<v Speaker 2>I would order the personal pizza. It was five dollars,

1127
01:00:07.679 --> 01:00:10.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, it was probably a medium pizza and

1128
01:00:10.599 --> 01:00:14.960
<v Speaker 2>it was I would get the pizza with extra ham,

1129
01:00:15.480 --> 01:00:17.159
<v Speaker 2>and then I would always say I would always say

1130
01:00:17.199 --> 01:00:20.199
<v Speaker 2>it like this. I would like, I want ham, extra ham,

1131
01:00:20.840 --> 01:00:23.239
<v Speaker 2>and then extra extra ham.

1132
01:00:23.360 --> 01:00:25.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, you're so cool.

1133
01:00:25.480 --> 01:00:27.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would always say it that way, and they

1134
01:00:27.360 --> 01:00:29.679
<v Speaker 2>would they would fucking just put so much ham you

1135
01:00:29.679 --> 01:00:31.519
<v Speaker 2>couldn't see the cheese, and then it would get all

1136
01:00:31.599 --> 01:00:34.199
<v Speaker 2>crispy when I'd go through the oven, you know, Oh

1137
01:00:34.239 --> 01:00:36.960
<v Speaker 2>my god, that was like fucking heaven for me. I

1138
01:00:36.960 --> 01:00:39.840
<v Speaker 2>would eat to shit out of that and uh yeah,

1139
01:00:39.880 --> 01:00:42.320
<v Speaker 2>and then I would fucking like crab and barf my

1140
01:00:42.360 --> 01:00:46.320
<v Speaker 2>brains out. But like, I still like ham for the holidays,

1141
01:00:46.360 --> 01:00:49.920
<v Speaker 2>but something about it, it's just like it doesn't do

1142
01:00:50.000 --> 01:00:52.400
<v Speaker 2>it for me anymore. But it's it's not like it's

1143
01:00:52.440 --> 01:00:56.679
<v Speaker 2>not like blowney or salami level of nasty, but it's

1144
01:00:56.719 --> 01:00:59.199
<v Speaker 2>not my favorite.

1145
01:00:59.480 --> 01:01:04.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's I'll take turkey over it. I'll take chicken. Actually,

1146
01:01:05.000 --> 01:01:07.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm just thinking about slicing ham's up there with turkey

1147
01:01:07.960 --> 01:01:10.039
<v Speaker 1>for me, as like this is kind of a once

1148
01:01:10.079 --> 01:01:12.719
<v Speaker 1>a year or maybe you get half a pound if

1149
01:01:12.719 --> 01:01:15.599
<v Speaker 1>you want a sandwich for me. That's how I see

1150
01:01:15.639 --> 01:01:17.440
<v Speaker 1>those animals pretty much.

1151
01:01:17.559 --> 01:01:20.039
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Yeah, yeah, no, I feel you like

1152
01:01:20.400 --> 01:01:22.519
<v Speaker 2>I feel like slice deli turkey is fine, but no,

1153
01:01:22.719 --> 01:01:28.280
<v Speaker 2>like actually eating the meat, like the sliced meat, like

1154
01:01:28.320 --> 01:01:32.679
<v Speaker 2>off of a ham bone or off a turkey breast

1155
01:01:33.440 --> 01:01:36.840
<v Speaker 2>for Thanksgiving. Yeah, like turkey is not good. I've only

1156
01:01:36.840 --> 01:01:38.920
<v Speaker 2>had one good turkey I think, in my whole life,

1157
01:01:39.000 --> 01:01:42.760
<v Speaker 2>and it was last year's thank or friends Giving celebration.

1158
01:01:43.000 --> 01:01:45.519
<v Speaker 2>It's the only juicy turkey I ever ate my life.

1159
01:01:45.559 --> 01:01:48.039
<v Speaker 2>It was really good, But was it worth it?

1160
01:01:48.119 --> 01:01:50.360
<v Speaker 1>If someone could make it that way every day? Would

1161
01:01:50.400 --> 01:01:51.159
<v Speaker 1>you eat it that way?

1162
01:01:51.519 --> 01:01:56.320
<v Speaker 2>I would? Yeah? But people don't have a good track record, right,

1163
01:01:56.440 --> 01:01:58.800
<v Speaker 2>most people who make turkey it's not good, and you

1164
01:01:58.880 --> 01:02:00.960
<v Speaker 2>have to sit there and be like, oh, it's really juicy,

1165
01:02:01.480 --> 01:02:04.360
<v Speaker 2>you know. You know. Meanwhile, you're just like dumping the

1166
01:02:04.440 --> 01:02:06.400
<v Speaker 2>gravy boat all over your fucking plate.

1167
01:02:06.920 --> 01:02:09.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Jen doesn't eat gravy, so she solved that by

1168
01:02:09.760 --> 01:02:11.440
<v Speaker 1>just also not eating turkey.

1169
01:02:11.519 --> 01:02:13.719
<v Speaker 2>So she just socks a loogie on her plate and

1170
01:02:13.719 --> 01:02:16.199
<v Speaker 2>then dips the turkey in it.

1171
01:02:16.840 --> 01:02:22.519
<v Speaker 1>Fucking I. I think I'm doing the entire Thanksgiving this year.

1172
01:02:22.880 --> 01:02:24.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh dope, Yeah cool.

1173
01:02:24.599 --> 01:02:27.159
<v Speaker 1>I think it's gonna be cool. I think it's cool.

1174
01:02:27.599 --> 01:02:29.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm doing most of it. But I think I'm gonna

1175
01:02:29.800 --> 01:02:33.039
<v Speaker 2>get some help. But you're you're gonna so you're doing turkey,

1176
01:02:33.039 --> 01:02:38.480
<v Speaker 2>potato stuffing, vegetable tray, cranberry sauce pie, what else?

1177
01:02:40.039 --> 01:02:44.280
<v Speaker 1>M let's save that for when we do a Thanksgiving show.

1178
01:02:44.760 --> 01:02:47.599
<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay, you didn't. I thought you didn't like Thanksgiving.

1179
01:02:48.400 --> 01:02:51.599
<v Speaker 1>I don't like it anymore, but I used to very

1180
01:02:51.639 --> 01:02:54.519
<v Speaker 1>much like Thanksgiving. We talked about how much I enjoyed

1181
01:02:54.519 --> 01:02:55.519
<v Speaker 1>Thanksgiving every year.

1182
01:02:56.039 --> 01:02:59.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I thought you said that. Yep, maybe, but I

1183
01:02:59.320 --> 01:03:01.320
<v Speaker 2>feel like I have a memory of you being like,

1184
01:03:01.679 --> 01:03:04.719
<v Speaker 2>we're only going to do a Halloween episode, never a Thanksgiving,

1185
01:03:04.719 --> 01:03:07.760
<v Speaker 2>her a Christmas episode, because those are holidays for pussies.

1186
01:03:08.559 --> 01:03:12.159
<v Speaker 1>Well, I've said that about Christmas because the British love

1187
01:03:12.199 --> 01:03:16.280
<v Speaker 1>it and the British are queers. That's just unfortunate. I

1188
01:03:16.400 --> 01:03:18.559
<v Speaker 1>understand it's not a great situation to be in, but

1189
01:03:18.599 --> 01:03:19.440
<v Speaker 1>that's what they are.

1190
01:03:21.400 --> 01:03:22.119
<v Speaker 2>It's reality.

1191
01:03:23.039 --> 01:03:26.760
<v Speaker 1>Christmas is over. I worked retail for too long, in

1192
01:03:26.840 --> 01:03:29.079
<v Speaker 1>too big of a store. You know, some people would

1193
01:03:29.079 --> 01:03:31.480
<v Speaker 1>be like, I work re too. I work good counter

1194
01:03:31.719 --> 01:03:34.400
<v Speaker 1>and there's two other employees there, and it's like, yeah,

1195
01:03:34.400 --> 01:03:37.280
<v Speaker 1>it's not the same thing as being fucking bum rushed

1196
01:03:38.760 --> 01:03:40.559
<v Speaker 1>on Black Friday and shit like that.

1197
01:03:40.760 --> 01:03:43.440
<v Speaker 2>I guess I feel like if you fuck the Dwarf,

1198
01:03:43.559 --> 01:03:45.719
<v Speaker 2>you would change your opinion on Christmas.

1199
01:03:45.800 --> 01:03:47.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I would at all. Actually, I don't

1200
01:03:47.960 --> 01:03:51.559
<v Speaker 1>even try. I'm trying to logically put it together and

1201
01:03:51.559 --> 01:03:53.840
<v Speaker 1>figure out how I would feel differently. I guess maybe

1202
01:03:53.840 --> 01:03:57.039
<v Speaker 1>an ELF type situation, like, oh, you got the Christmas spirit?

1203
01:03:57.159 --> 01:03:59.239
<v Speaker 1>He fucking went balls deep on an elf.

1204
01:03:59.559 --> 01:04:01.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, because you feel so powerful because you break

1205
01:04:01.840 --> 01:04:06.239
<v Speaker 2>their ribs your dick to be a boost of confidence,

1206
01:04:06.440 --> 01:04:07.920
<v Speaker 2>which you need around the holidays.

1207
01:04:07.960 --> 01:04:11.679
<v Speaker 1>You know, all right? You got anything else?

1208
01:04:12.639 --> 01:04:17.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Man, I've been getting a lot of boners. It's

1209
01:04:18.039 --> 01:04:21.679
<v Speaker 2>kind of upsetting. Why. I don't know, dude. It's just

1210
01:04:21.719 --> 01:04:23.679
<v Speaker 2>like sometimes I wake up and it's like I got

1211
01:04:23.679 --> 01:04:27.440
<v Speaker 2>a boner. I thought this stopped happening, but no, Like

1212
01:04:27.519 --> 01:04:30.519
<v Speaker 2>I've been having boners when I wake up, and it's like,

1213
01:04:30.679 --> 01:04:34.679
<v Speaker 2>now I can't piss because I like to piss sitting down, dude. Like,

1214
01:04:34.760 --> 01:04:36.800
<v Speaker 2>let's just be real. When I wake up in the morning,

1215
01:04:36.800 --> 01:04:38.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to stand there and take a whiz,

1216
01:04:38.440 --> 01:04:41.960
<v Speaker 2>especially not with a boner. But I like, I'm tired, dude.

1217
01:04:42.000 --> 01:04:44.159
<v Speaker 2>I just want to sit down my let my dick

1218
01:04:44.199 --> 01:04:46.199
<v Speaker 2>and balls hang between my legs and just let the

1219
01:04:46.199 --> 01:04:48.800
<v Speaker 2>piss just empty out. You know how am I supposed

1220
01:04:48.840 --> 01:04:50.639
<v Speaker 2>to do that with a boner? My dick's going to

1221
01:04:50.719 --> 01:04:53.760
<v Speaker 2>touch the bowl and get diseases and germs and shit

1222
01:04:53.880 --> 01:04:56.440
<v Speaker 2>particles on it. So it's been really upsetting me because

1223
01:04:56.480 --> 01:05:00.039
<v Speaker 2>I usually start work, because I work from home, I

1224
01:05:00.119 --> 01:05:03.880
<v Speaker 2>usually start work right after I get up, so it's

1225
01:05:03.920 --> 01:05:05.599
<v Speaker 2>like if I got a boner when I wake up.

1226
01:05:05.599 --> 01:05:09.000
<v Speaker 2>It's like, I guess I'm sitting here hard until I

1227
01:05:09.039 --> 01:05:10.440
<v Speaker 2>can take a break, and then I just got to

1228
01:05:10.440 --> 01:05:13.079
<v Speaker 2>go out in the backyard and piss against the fence.

1229
01:05:15.000 --> 01:05:20.280
<v Speaker 1>I pissed in my mother's bathroom probably six months ago, right,

1230
01:05:20.320 --> 01:05:23.400
<v Speaker 1>and I sat down. It's a piss, and I was

1231
01:05:23.400 --> 01:05:25.480
<v Speaker 1>probably gonna shit too, let's just be honest. But I

1232
01:05:25.519 --> 01:05:28.960
<v Speaker 1>definitely was gonna piss. And I was on my phone.

1233
01:05:29.079 --> 01:05:30.920
<v Speaker 1>All the people that are like, I don't take my phone.

1234
01:05:31.400 --> 01:05:34.519
<v Speaker 2>You do. If you don't, it's because you're poor and

1235
01:05:34.559 --> 01:05:35.239
<v Speaker 2>you don't have one.

1236
01:05:35.400 --> 01:05:38.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's because you don't get mint mobile reception in

1237
01:05:38.360 --> 01:05:43.719
<v Speaker 1>the bathroom. Excuse me. So I was on my phone

1238
01:05:43.719 --> 01:05:47.199
<v Speaker 1>and I was distracted, and I my dick must have

1239
01:05:47.280 --> 01:05:51.880
<v Speaker 1>lined up perfectly, Oh no, perfectly with the slit in

1240
01:05:51.960 --> 01:05:56.519
<v Speaker 1>the middle. Oh yeah, yeah, And I dropped a full

1241
01:05:56.559 --> 01:05:59.159
<v Speaker 1>bladder of coffee and coke.

1242
01:05:59.039 --> 01:06:04.239
<v Speaker 2>Zero, like brown piss all over the tile floor.

1243
01:06:06.760 --> 01:06:08.840
<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, why would she have carpeted, But I

1244
01:06:08.880 --> 01:06:13.400
<v Speaker 1>mean I didn't notice it hit my foot, and I went, oh,

1245
01:06:14.039 --> 01:06:15.599
<v Speaker 1>fuck that.

1246
01:06:16.079 --> 01:06:19.239
<v Speaker 2>There's not like a one of those little mats that

1247
01:06:19.360 --> 01:06:22.639
<v Speaker 2>like hugs the floor around the toilet.

1248
01:06:23.039 --> 01:06:27.480
<v Speaker 1>It was over the tub, so that way, like, you know,

1249
01:06:27.519 --> 01:06:29.159
<v Speaker 1>whoever was using the tub.

1250
01:06:29.199 --> 01:06:32.800
<v Speaker 2>That's probably better actually, because you've fucking ruined that thing. Yeah.

1251
01:06:32.840 --> 01:06:34.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, I think I took it and then mopped up

1252
01:06:35.000 --> 01:06:38.960
<v Speaker 1>most of the and then like, you're gonna need to

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<v Speaker 1>wash this, by the way, you're probably gouldn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>wash this, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like that's that reminds me of one of

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<v Speaker 2>the earliest stories I told on the podcast when I

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<v Speaker 2>was drinking real nice and heavy and I had I

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<v Speaker 2>had done almost the same thing, except instead of getting

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<v Speaker 2>the piss all over my mom's floor, it was all

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<v Speaker 2>over my pants. Like the piss just shot shot out

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<v Speaker 2>the crack of the toilet and it just drenched my

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<v Speaker 2>fucking sweatpants, which were leaning against the fucking bowl because

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<v Speaker 2>I was like lying back, you know, like feeling sick

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<v Speaker 2>and shit.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting to the age where pissed strips in the

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<v Speaker 1>pants are just standard now.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, dude, it's part of life, just standard. You

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<v Speaker 2>can just shake. You could shake, you can loosen all

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<v Speaker 2>your muscles, you can stand, you can sit, you can

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<v Speaker 2>like wag back and forth. But it's like the act

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<v Speaker 2>of putting your dick in your pants and then zipping

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<v Speaker 2>up it like it releases some trip wire or like

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<v Speaker 2>some some hidden trapdoor mechanism that like, let's the last

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<v Speaker 2>eighth of an ounce of piss come out. It's it's

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<v Speaker 2>not going in the toilet. Your body's not gonna let it.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for listening. I'm Matt.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a thought see next week later thoughts. You know

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<v Speaker 2>what's queer enough that.

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<v Speaker 1>B I'm really gonna miss you guys when the show's over.

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<v Speaker 2>M hm