Speaker 1: Let me finish. This is the first time I committed
Speaker 1: a hate crime.
Speaker 2: Maybe they'll jerk my dick off for it, you know,
Speaker 2: like something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associate Bath, you're present my shit?
Speaker 2: What any trash shit? You're a worst friend. Do you
Speaker 2: want to know why you're all fucked up? Just look
Speaker 2: at the fucking problems you hang around with.
Speaker 1: You're listening to your worst friend with Shanean Matt episode
Speaker 1: two forty six. I'm bringing that back. Uh, don't go anywhere.
Speaker 1: The website's going to be down, but uh don't follow
Speaker 1: us anywhere because that's gonna be down. But go back
Speaker 1: and listen to old stuff. And uh yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: we should talk about it. Uh just real quick and
Speaker 1: just whatever. We are gonna wrap this show up in
Speaker 1: five more episodes. This one's two forty six, and we're
Speaker 1: gonna have it done at two fifty mm. I think
Speaker 1: it's fair. I think it's good. I think it's a
Speaker 1: lot of content.
Speaker 2: Something's unfair.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey, don't push my buttons. Okay, don't push
Speaker 1: my buttons on that one. Okay. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't think it's unfair. I think it's just I no, no,
Speaker 1: it's just time. You know, there's no hard feelings. I've
Speaker 1: been Uh, I've been crying all week, which is more
Speaker 1: than I did for my brother and my dad and
Speaker 1: the cat. Those were like one offs and then a
Speaker 1: couple of days later you get the aftershock and you're
Speaker 1: just like and they did. I did. Admittedly I teared
Speaker 1: up over this, the announcement that we were going to
Speaker 1: wrap this up, just because, all due respect, it's not
Speaker 1: due to you leaving. I mean, that is sad, but
Speaker 1: we're still friends, so that's not a huge deal. It's
Speaker 1: more like you you create something, you work on something,
Speaker 1: and it becomes your baby, and then you know, eventually
Speaker 1: it gets killed in a massive car accident and you
Speaker 1: just have to accept that.
Speaker 2: Well eventually, yeah, it leaves the house, it goes to college,
Speaker 2: a nice five year el.
Speaker 1: Right, this is how old it is. It's five years old.
Speaker 1: Oh it's only five I thought, Oh, this is how
Speaker 1: long we've been doing. The show's five years old? Well,
Speaker 1: what's that podcast years? It's enough to be brushed in
Speaker 1: a tractor trailer accident.
Speaker 2: That's yead?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 2: Like? Are aren't podcast years? Kind of a kid? Dog ears.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, they're not really trust trust me. Put out
Speaker 1: one episode and let it count for more than one
Speaker 1: episode and they'll let you know, use that excuse No,
Speaker 1: it's podcast years. You don't understand that they only have
Speaker 1: to put out one every seven years, and we're good.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll try that.
Speaker 1: By the way, if you in episode two point fifty
Speaker 1: decide to announce you go, I want to take my
Speaker 1: time here to promote my new podcast. I'll kill your family.
Speaker 1: I'll drive to your house and I'll burn your house
Speaker 1: down in the middle of the night.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, at least you'll come out and visit.
Speaker 1: Finally, okay, Arry good. We recorded this episode a little
Speaker 1: bit differently than we do other episodes because Shane wanted
Speaker 1: to try something new and to see how it feels.
Speaker 1: How do let's let's do a pre episode assessment. Let's
Speaker 1: do a pose no, no, because this is going to
Speaker 1: go before the episode. Okay, so let's do a pre
Speaker 1: episode assessment. How do you feel today's episode went?
Speaker 2: Oh? Okay? You mean like, how did how did it
Speaker 2: go for me? Or like is it a good episode?
Speaker 2: And should you listen to it? Because obviously you know
Speaker 2: the second one? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sure, it's not how did you feel just jumping into
Speaker 1: it more, because that was that was one of the
Speaker 1: things you said, like you prefer just more of a
Speaker 1: natural conversation.
Speaker 2: Well, i'll tell you. I'll tell you what man it
Speaker 2: I did. I'll say it felt a lot like every recording.
Speaker 2: But the part I liked the best was the part
Speaker 2: where we just jumped in at the beginning and we
Speaker 2: were talking about RFK. I think you probably took me
Speaker 2: as being like stand offish or confrontational, which that's fine,
Speaker 2: that we moved on or whatever. But my favorite part
Speaker 2: was like digging in on specific examples and like trying
Speaker 2: to unpack the thing. So I liked that part best.
Speaker 2: But the as far as like how did it feel,
Speaker 2: I would say it felt like most episodes. You know,
Speaker 2: it didn't feel bad, but it didn't feel groundbreaking either.
Speaker 2: It was no chuck I'll say that.
Speaker 1: No, that's fair. I don't even mean but that would
Speaker 1: be more to the quality the episode. It was more
Speaker 1: how you felt. I was just trying to gauge that
Speaker 1: because it was a different method we were trying.
Speaker 2: You know, it felt pretty good with it, It felt felt
Speaker 2: when we first started, I was wondering Okay, are we
Speaker 2: actually doing the episode? But it became pretty apparent within
Speaker 2: like ten seconds that we were.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I told you. I was like, hey, fuck it,
Speaker 1: we gotta.
Speaker 2: And I didn't want to ask because then I would
Speaker 2: look so fucking stupid because it's like, he doesn't know
Speaker 2: he's on a show right now?
Speaker 1: Are we on a show? Are you recording me? All right, well,
Speaker 1: let's see what they think of this. We talk about
Speaker 1: current events stuff, and then we just kind of freeball it.
Speaker 1: You would see what a phone conversation would be like
Speaker 1: with a lot less cursing.
Speaker 2: Free bawling.
Speaker 1: It's the name of the episode.
Speaker 2: What up thought?
Speaker 1: I'm watching this video right now. Oh I have to
Speaker 1: set up a secondary recorder, but this is still recording,
Speaker 1: so this is good. I'm watching this video right now
Speaker 1: of this black dude cooking with beef tallow and they're
Speaker 1: saying much have you ever looked into seed oils and shit?
Speaker 1: Are they actually bad or what's the deal with that shit?
Speaker 2: I don't think they're bad. I think I I was
Speaker 2: just listening to somebody joke make a joke about beef tallow.
Speaker 2: That's funny that you said that. Okay, yeah, that's why.
Speaker 2: That's why it because RFK, that's why you're looking into it.
Speaker 1: Well, I've made beef tallow before. I've tried to make
Speaker 1: it before, because is that like bones? It's no, it's
Speaker 1: the fat broken down into basically like a like an
Speaker 1: oil that you can use to cook with and this
Speaker 1: and that. They actually McDonald's used to fry all their
Speaker 1: ship in beef tallow.
Speaker 2: That's why for a long time.
Speaker 1: Their fries weren't vegan or whatever.
Speaker 2: Right, that's why they sucked. Now, I don't you know.
Speaker 1: I've never fucking liked McDonald's fries anyway.
Speaker 2: When they're fresh and when they got a lot of salt.
Speaker 1: We got fucking Greek food the other day, which and
Speaker 1: they got rid of. Are franchise Greek food placed the
Speaker 1: Simple Greek? You ever been there?
Speaker 2: I never heard of it. I didn't know there were
Speaker 2: franchise Greek establishments.
Speaker 1: I thought, you want to frame what Frank Frank franchise
Speaker 1: Frank Frank guys. Yeah, I didn't know there were Frank guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's called the Simple Greek and the rules. You go in,
Speaker 1: you get protein. You're like, do you want a peter?
Speaker 1: Do you want a bowl? I want a Peter, dumb bitch,
Speaker 1: What do you think?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want the cum sauce. I like the cum
Speaker 2: sauce where it's cucumbers in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good as ship. That's good as ship. So
Speaker 1: we got Greek food the other day and I was
Speaker 1: so fucking annoyed because I saw these little sodas and
Speaker 1: I was like, ooh, a little Greek sodas because this
Speaker 1: place is real fucking.
Speaker 2: What does a Greek soda consist of? What is it?
Speaker 2: Just sweat? It's carbonated sweat.
Speaker 1: It'll be fucking finished, right. Here's what it is. It's
Speaker 1: fucking white label soda that they printed the label of
Speaker 1: Greek restaurant on the outside of it. It's made in Hackensack,
Speaker 1: New Jersey, or hackings Town or something New Jersey. They
Speaker 1: just fucking pump it out and I paid like four
Speaker 1: dollars each.
Speaker 2: For So what what is it? Is? It?
Speaker 1: Just so it's a soda? It is It is basically
Speaker 1: like one step below r C Cola and they put
Speaker 1: it in a bottle and slap a, this is for
Speaker 1: Greek stuff label on the outside.
Speaker 2: RCA's better than pepsi.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everything, dog shit's better than pepsi.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, calms better than pepsi.
Speaker 1: What's a decent pepsi max is?
Speaker 2: All right? Though? Like the hell is that?
Speaker 1: It's their coke zero?
Speaker 2: Oh god? Yeah, anybody who drinks that is is like
Speaker 2: one step above child sex predator to me, Michael, in
Speaker 2: my eyes.
Speaker 1: They were at one point traffic and now have become
Speaker 1: the traffickers themselves.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, they just graduated to like what is called
Speaker 2: in Florida. Oh oh that or what's it called when
Speaker 2: you have like, uh, like a stable head. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: it's like the head of the stable you know, of
Speaker 2: your hose, your child house.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, you mean your child hose.
Speaker 2: That's that's just a bad statement to make. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: a bad one. It's unfortunate for everyone, especially the hose
Speaker 2: is their children.
Speaker 1: I think I have beef tallow No, I have bone
Speaker 1: broth in the basement in a pot covered Why in
Speaker 1: the fridge? Like it's in a fridge right.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: But I was supposed to bottle it and I think
Speaker 1: that was about a month ago.
Speaker 2: Or were you gonna take it on a bike ride
Speaker 2: with you?
Speaker 1: You never heard of like bone broth for health. I'm
Speaker 1: pointing out all these things. I'm trying to be goddamn
Speaker 1: healthier and all you're doing is calling me dumb and
Speaker 1: tell me to eat Twizzlers. I should get twizzlers though, right.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, twizzlers recy cups. Yeah, get them now before they,
Speaker 2: you know, RFK pulls them off the market.
Speaker 1: Oh here, hold on, your audio was dropping a little bit.
Speaker 1: That's okay. I uh. I've seen some like Center of
Speaker 1: the Road people come out and support to him, it
Speaker 1: seems like not so much. They all were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he said some goofy shit, but the guardrails should be okay,
Speaker 1: and it would be good to do more testing on things,
Speaker 1: just in general on things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that statement in a vacuum.
Speaker 2: But the problem is RFK has a not even a
Speaker 2: history like currently, I mean, it's still like actively pushing
Speaker 2: vaccine misinformation. He is willfully ignorant of certain things when
Speaker 2: asked by certain people, but then when asked by other people,
Speaker 2: magically he knows about them. He's a he's a shyster,
Speaker 2: you know, And and that's fine. But I don't think
Speaker 2: that that's I think those people who are like, oh,
Speaker 2: RFK just is asking questions or just wants more testing
Speaker 2: and the guardrails are employed. Those people are insincere like
Speaker 2: that that is a that is a lousy take, and it's.
Speaker 1: I feel that way though, and I'm not insincere about it.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well then I then okay. Then the other
Speaker 2: option is those people just haven't haven't done the research,
Speaker 2: because I mean, it's just everything RFK is pushing is
Speaker 2: is And I'm not going to say everything because I
Speaker 2: haven't checked every single thing he said. But it's like
Speaker 2: when it comes to COVID, when it comes to vaccines,
Speaker 2: when it comes to a lot of stuff about food
Speaker 2: in general, so like GMOs. I know he's pushed uff
Speaker 2: about GMOs before. That's just not true. It doesn't make
Speaker 2: any sense in my opinion, at least, it doesn't make
Speaker 2: any sense to be like, oh, well, that stuff doesn't
Speaker 2: matter because the system, the system that this person is
Speaker 2: saying is broken and is trying to dismantle or re
Speaker 2: establish or whatever, the system will have guardrails in place
Speaker 2: to protect from that. That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: Well it does, it does because he's not gonna is
Speaker 1: the term unilaterally make decisions on his own? Is that
Speaker 1: what that is? Now?
Speaker 2: I think that's what I think. Yeah, like I've.
Speaker 1: Heard that expression he won't make you vil.
Speaker 2: Yeah, make them all by himself. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sure, I don't know what that word means, but I
Speaker 1: do know that I don't think he's gonna, like, you know, tomorrow,
Speaker 1: turn the floor eyed off in the water and it's going.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's it. That's not the problem. It's
Speaker 2: not the problem that he can make single decisions. The
Speaker 2: problem is that it's like when Trump made two different
Speaker 2: climate change deniers head of the EPA. Right. The problem
Speaker 2: is not that he's going to come in and then
Speaker 2: just like with the flip of a switch, he shuts
Speaker 2: down all climate funding, every research project, every study is canceled,
Speaker 2: every climate piece of legislation. No, like, that's not how
Speaker 2: it works. But the problem is you're installing a person
Speaker 2: who does make decisions, who does delegate how the hierarchy works,
Speaker 2: who has authority and power, and is essentially a manager
Speaker 2: going in with a like a fundamentally different understanding of
Speaker 2: how the world works than the system of itself purports.
Speaker 2: You know. So it's like you have It's not that
Speaker 2: you have a guy who doesn't believe in climate change.
Speaker 2: That's that's not it it's just that every time a
Speaker 2: decision is presented that has to do with climate change,
Speaker 2: now you have a person who doesn't even think this
Speaker 2: is real. You know, it's like you're you're derailing so
Speaker 2: many potential projects and so many potential avenues and so
Speaker 2: many potential good things that it just doesn't make any
Speaker 2: sense to install somebody who's who's diametrically opposed from the organization.
Speaker 2: You know. It's like it'd be one thing if Robert F.
Speaker 2: Kennedy was like, oh, there's there's this one particular ingredient
Speaker 2: that that appears in seven of the however many vaccines
Speaker 2: kids need to take, and this one particular ingredient in
Speaker 2: lab mice it seems to just recently have shown some
Speaker 2: sort of development of cancer way later in life, right,
Speaker 2: And it's only in these particular vaccines. And I would
Speaker 2: propose if I was put in charge of the health whatever,
Speaker 2: you know, the FDA, wherever I go, I would say
Speaker 2: that these seven vaccines need to be put onto a
Speaker 2: watch list, or they need to be suspended or something
Speaker 2: until these particular ingredients. But that's not what he says.
Speaker 2: It's always like that this one particular ingredient is causing autism,
Speaker 2: or it has been covered up. They do know about it.
Speaker 2: I have particular information. I presented this information, and I
Speaker 2: was covered up. I was silenced. It's always like some
Speaker 2: hero's journey.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: That's weird. That's a problem. That should be a red flag.
Speaker 2: Have you ever read any of his books?
Speaker 1: No, I haven't. I haven't either. I've only ever seen
Speaker 1: clips of them, though, But that's I mean, that goes
Speaker 1: to my point. Maybe it's it's clips, you know, that's
Speaker 1: all we've ever seen is short form or type stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I got to go back and listen
Speaker 1: to Rogan maybe because he probably did three hours and
Speaker 1: that's at least better than a short clip, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's still it's still I think you're missing the point.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm you're missing the point. I just disagree
Speaker 1: with you on it. I still I do think there
Speaker 1: are guardrails in place. I understand the decisions, but I
Speaker 1: think stuff like that still has to go through Congress
Speaker 1: or has to get approved, and then if a governor
Speaker 1: of some state, like if Newsom wants to take it
Speaker 1: to the Supreme Court, this decision that whatever, then it
Speaker 1: would go all the way up there and it would
Speaker 1: be judged by them if they decided to make I
Speaker 1: mean maybe that we're trying to fight with you on
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that's what I mean by guardrails. I
Speaker 1: don't mean just like one guy like you're not allowed
Speaker 1: to do that, like not a Trump thing. Trump would
Speaker 1: just go Yet you're in charge of it, go ahead,
Speaker 1: I understand.
Speaker 2: That, But I mean I'm right, but okay, So so
Speaker 2: that what you're suggesting then is the guardrails would be
Speaker 2: in place so that we could just stall progress for however, manys,
Speaker 2: this person has power or their position or or whatever
Speaker 2: that the billet is, you know, But like that's the
Speaker 2: point is like there's no there's nothing productive coming, you know,
Speaker 2: Like I don't. I don't see how you get any
Speaker 2: Like so you're you're mentioning these guardrails and stuff, and
Speaker 2: I'm saying, Okay, well, that's sure. The guardrails could work,
Speaker 2: they could function as intended. But so so what does
Speaker 2: that mean? No, no work, it's done for four years.
Speaker 1: No, just if something is crazy or seen as illegal
Speaker 1: or whatever, it'll go through the legal process until it
Speaker 1: becomes good or bad. You know, there were probably vaccine
Speaker 1: skeptics when they wanted to originally create a schedule or
Speaker 1: whatever and it you know, some people said no, I
Speaker 1: don't want it, and eventually with time people go all right,
Speaker 1: well this is required, we need this, we'll try this,
Speaker 1: we'll put this in place.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: I just think I think no one has like full
Speaker 1: authority to just snap their fingers, except for like we
Speaker 1: talked about with presidents with war, like you know, or
Speaker 1: what is it called a foreign conflict or something they
Speaker 1: can do thirty days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the president can declare war without congressional approval and
Speaker 2: they have thirty days to get that approval or else
Speaker 2: they are committing a war crime.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I mean that's just I mean that's my
Speaker 1: view on it. I don't know, we don't know how
Speaker 1: to work.
Speaker 5: And yeah, just because they've put someone positive or you know,
Speaker 5: whatever the department is, if they put someone in there,
Speaker 5: I just I don't know how much authority they really have.
Speaker 1: I think it's more of an overseer type thing. And
Speaker 1: well that's the thing.
Speaker 4: Is like, yeah, you're just like speculating, right, So it's
Speaker 4: like we all are we haven't seen it, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: But I mean like, yeah, that's That's kind of the
Speaker 4: problem though, is like I have knowledge of Robert F.
Speaker 2: Kennedy at least in a certain context when it comes
Speaker 2: to scientific claims, right, and he's being appointed to a
Speaker 2: scientific position. What is health and human safety or something
Speaker 2: like that, something like that. Yeah, Yeah, it's like that
Speaker 2: that that that should be a red flag. So it's like,
Speaker 2: I see your point as being a bad one. Like
Speaker 2: I see that as like, oh, Congress, or there's guardrails,
Speaker 2: or like I see all that as as as like
Speaker 2: as just kind of like needlessly reckless, you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But wouldn't you have maybe said something to alleviate
Speaker 1: the concerns about people when Biden put a trans person
Speaker 1: as the same position, you know, some people may be like, oh,
Speaker 1: they're mentally unstated, they don't know, and at the end
Speaker 1: you would go, yeah, but they're not putting in a
Speaker 1: thing that all kids should be transitioned.
Speaker 2: It's I don't know, did they within the guard did
Speaker 2: the trans person have a track rereck saying anti scientific things?
Speaker 1: They have a track record of not knowing that their
Speaker 1: dick is their.
Speaker 6: Own, Okay, that is, you know when they look at
Speaker 6: it and they go someone's got something here and they
Speaker 6: don't know whose it is, So I would only that's
Speaker 6: I would only again, I would have said the same
Speaker 6: thing to anyone as I'm starting to learn this process
Speaker 6: more of like nominating people and confirming people and this
Speaker 6: and that because they're the Internet's covering it like it's
Speaker 6: a fucking all star game.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah. It just seems like if if if Biden
Speaker 2: had appointed Fauci to this position, like let's say Kamala
Speaker 2: won the election and then she appointed Fauci to this position,
Speaker 2: I feel like it would be a huge fucking deal.
Speaker 2: On the other side, Oh, this guy, he's a liar.
Speaker 2: He's and it's like, dude, anything that Fauci has said
Speaker 2: pales in comparison to the lies that Robert F. Kennedy
Speaker 2: has said. And that's that's the problem, right, Like there's
Speaker 2: like a huge disparity between how people view an actual
Speaker 2: what is he an MD? I know, he's a he's
Speaker 2: a I know he did like research on lab rats
Speaker 2: for twenty years. But Fauci is a doctor and RFK
Speaker 2: is a lawyer. One of them. It was lamp basted
Speaker 2: for saying what I am science or some what was
Speaker 2: the quote he said.
Speaker 1: I deny science, or when you do something it's been
Speaker 1: recrafted so many times that it sounds biblical. Now it's
Speaker 1: like deny me, you deny science. But it was along
Speaker 1: those lines, like he was basically saying, like, I know
Speaker 1: what I got in front of me, all the you know,
Speaker 1: all my research. When you're doing you're denying the research.
Speaker 2: So he says a couple of things that, yeah, like
Speaker 2: they don't sound good, but he never like, I like,
Speaker 2: he was wrong a few times, but he never told
Speaker 2: any lies. He never had any like ill entens that
Speaker 2: I can see. But then you have RFK who it
Speaker 2: is like on record lying still to this day about
Speaker 2: what is it, philinimide, the COVID vaccine, aids, all these
Speaker 2: different things, and you think malicious though, or it's either
Speaker 2: malicious or it's it's a complete lack of basis in reality.
Speaker 2: So he's crazy. He's a crazy person.
Speaker 1: I'm not being shitty. Someone pointed out, I've been saying, uh,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be cunty a lot lately because
Speaker 1: I'm just you know, with politics, it's always I know,
Speaker 1: I don't want to get nooid screaming that, but.
Speaker 2: I'm not yea. I'm not screaming. I'm just I know
Speaker 2: you're not.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you know that I don't want to
Speaker 1: do that. But uh yeah, oh I never understand. Okay,
Speaker 1: So if somebody does have malicious intent, if they did
Speaker 1: not saying he says this, but you you're saying there's
Speaker 1: a chance that could be it, or you said nefarious.
Speaker 1: Did you say, I don't know, you use somewhere maybe right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's some bad guy.
Speaker 1: Shit, what's the goal of that? And I'm not being shitty,
Speaker 1: I am like, what is the end goal of that?
Speaker 2: Well, it just depends. It depends on what he thinks
Speaker 2: he can get out of it. So I'll just use
Speaker 2: an example. There was the woman I forget her name,
Speaker 2: that woman, I think I mentioned her on the show.
Speaker 2: She died of AIDS in like the early two thousands.
Speaker 2: She was on the FOO Fighters website. She had AIDS,
Speaker 2: but she was also an AIDS denier, and then she
Speaker 2: didn't take any medicine. She gave birth to a baby,
Speaker 2: gave the baby AIDS, didn't give the baby in any medicine.
Speaker 2: Baby dies. She died a couple of years later, and
Speaker 2: RFK still quotes this woman I think he just quoted
Speaker 2: her in his most recent book, like a year or
Speaker 2: two ago, and so I didn't read the book, but
Speaker 2: I saw the excerpt from the book he quoted her,
Speaker 2: and he pulled a quote from her about how as
Speaker 2: an AIDS patient, she was thankful that she had seen
Speaker 2: the light and she didn't take AIDS medicine and all
Speaker 2: this shit and like that. To me, it doesn't seem
Speaker 2: like it could be crazy. That to me seems pretty malicious, right.
Speaker 2: It seems to me like if you're living in the
Speaker 2: twenty first century, you know AIDS is real. You know
Speaker 2: HIV causes AIDS. You know that the death rate for
Speaker 2: people with untreated HIV at AIDS is one hundred or
Speaker 2: ninety nine point nine percent or something like that, like astronomical.
Speaker 2: Yet he's still pushing this narrative. Not because he doesn't
Speaker 2: believe in AIDS. That's not the point he was making.
Speaker 2: The point was to so distrust in medical research, in science.
Speaker 2: Here's this woman who didn't take the medicine and look, look,
Speaker 2: look how great she did.
Speaker 1: Totally get that. What is the endgame? What could it be?
Speaker 1: So it could be money, Yeah, it could be money,
Speaker 1: could be you'd have to find him. He'd have to
Speaker 1: figure out connection. But okay, so here legacy. Legacy is
Speaker 1: one thing for sure, fame. He doesn't need uh money.
Speaker 1: I don't believe he needs. I would have to look
Speaker 1: up his net worth. But you know he's not a
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know how. Let me ask you,
Speaker 1: because I watched a financial thing all day, how do
Speaker 1: you make money off of that? Off of vaccine denial?
Speaker 2: I really don't know. I mean, that's not my area
Speaker 2: of expertise. I assume probably by pushing supplements or some
Speaker 2: other holistic thing that's not a vaccine. But let me
Speaker 2: also say that these are very simple explanations, right, and
Speaker 2: people are very seldom that simple. So it's probably a
Speaker 2: combination of that. He's crazy and malicious. So a lot
Speaker 2: of times people will do bad things, even if they
Speaker 2: know they're bad, because they think it's better in the end.
Speaker 2: They think it's better for a good outcome. So it's
Speaker 2: conceivable to me that he does believe that there are
Speaker 2: deep state cover ups and fraudulent research that gets you know,
Speaker 2: like passed off as real all the time, and that
Speaker 2: there's all these backhanded backroom deals between legislators and big pharma,
Speaker 2: and to some extent that's true, right, But it's like
Speaker 2: he probably has a magnified view of that in his
Speaker 2: head and he sees it as like a means justify
Speaker 2: the ends type deal, right, where it's like, Okay, I
Speaker 2: might have to bend some of the published research, I
Speaker 2: might have to twist the truth a little. I might
Speaker 2: have to leave something out here and there. I might
Speaker 2: have to ignore the mainstream narrative. But it's all in
Speaker 2: service to the greater good.
Speaker 1: Uh So then so then you wouldn't be But then
Speaker 1: that's not malicious. That's well, it's not malicious but utilitarian
Speaker 1: or something or.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's but it's still a bad engagement with science, right.
Speaker 1: So it's bad. It's just malicious, I think is like
Speaker 1: like an intent to hurt someone. Right, I would say, well,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying to hurt malicious trying to clarify it, I'm.
Speaker 2: Saying malicious is an intent to either win, push an agenda.
Speaker 2: Malicious with an intent an intent to to have your
Speaker 2: viewpoint be the one that is prevailing, right, like that
Speaker 2: Trump's the other one.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, maybe I mean we're just gonna have to
Speaker 1: see how it rolls out.
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, I mean, oh, so I can go
Speaker 2: wait outside of a fucking rally.
Speaker 1: Three weeks on like a fucking Nixon guy. This guy
Speaker 1: loves vaccine so much He's gonna wait outside Butler, Pennsylvania
Speaker 1: until because he knows there's sloped roofs there, until Kennedy
Speaker 1: does a h that.
Speaker 2: It had the slightest slope I've ever seen. It was
Speaker 2: like two degrees.
Speaker 1: Hey, what is that? Is it that the person? If
Speaker 1: it's sloped up towards you, like, if you're looking like that,
Speaker 1: I can kind of peek over the top.
Speaker 2: What do you mean you would see me?
Speaker 1: Why would a slope rope roof matter? I'm just thinking
Speaker 1: Phoenix prob No, no, no, no no. They said they
Speaker 1: couldn't see the guy because he was on a sloped roof.
Speaker 2: I believe now.
Speaker 1: My idea is if it sloped towards you, like, look
Speaker 1: at my screen right and I'm here, I'm laying down,
Speaker 1: I'm setting up, I'm doing whatever, and you can't see
Speaker 1: me until I come over the top of the slope.
Speaker 1: You see what I mean?
Speaker 2: I could see that, but I thought it was sloped down.
Speaker 2: That's how I remember it. In the picture.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm wrong, Yeah, I just I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know why. I mean, it would be even more
Speaker 1: fucking ridiculous if uh well, yeah, that whole thing was
Speaker 1: bring it down? Was was the reason?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 2: Well, they didn't do a good job that day. I
Speaker 2: don't know if you remember that.
Speaker 1: I think they did a fine job. There was a
Speaker 1: Mexican lady who couldn't put her gun away. There was
Speaker 1: a congressional hearings afterwards where the woman was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know why he got shot at, but can I
Speaker 1: please not be fired?
Speaker 2: Well, how would she know why he got shot at?
Speaker 2: That's like is she a mind reader? But yeah, fire?
Speaker 1: We had Greek food the other day. I never finished that.
Speaker 1: I got the point of it. Of shitty cheap stuff anyway,
Speaker 1: I miss Greek food having it regularly. I want to
Speaker 1: buy one of those things. I can't justify it, one
Speaker 1: of those little like heaters where you can make your
Speaker 1: own cabat whatever. Spinning things.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the thing for the shwarma.
Speaker 1: Why are you wearing a dress shirt?
Speaker 2: It's not it's a flannel, oh is it?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I couldn't see the pattern.
Speaker 2: And I got this bleachy shirt under.
Speaker 1: It is that actual? Did you bleach it on purpose?
Speaker 2: Or no? I bought it from a band?
Speaker 1: Okay, good in New York. Uh, you bought it in
Speaker 1: New York or in New York band?
Speaker 2: No, from a band in New York. I bought it
Speaker 2: on the internet. Shout out to Sabella in New York.
Speaker 1: Chef New York. Interesting. I don't know else I got
Speaker 1: some stuff, but oh yeah, let's try this.
Speaker 2: Ready.
Speaker 1: What you do this weekend?
Speaker 2: Oh boy? What did I do?
Speaker 1: As insignificant as it might seem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm thinking. Okay, so I watched two movies by myself.
Speaker 2: I watched Alien Romulus Cool and The Bee Keeper.
Speaker 1: Jason Statham.
Speaker 2: Yes, Jason Stadtham.
Speaker 1: How is that?
Speaker 2: It's the second time I've seen that movie. It's like,
Speaker 2: one of my biggest s gripes about movies nowadays is
Speaker 2: they're all too long. If you're over ninety one minutes,
Speaker 2: it's like you need to cut twenty minutes. You know.
Speaker 2: I just don't have the attention span for long movies anymore,
Speaker 2: unless they're great movies. But like a Jason Statham popcorn flick,
Speaker 2: doesn't need to be more than ninety one minutes. As
Speaker 2: the longest it needs to be. This movie was like
Speaker 2: one hundred and twenty eight minutes. That's too long.
Speaker 1: You gotta go for like the tent Poles because all
Speaker 1: of those movies are just copy and paste of like Transporter.
Speaker 2: Transporter sucks because they don't say the F word.
Speaker 1: Well, but my point is just that's the type of
Speaker 1: movie it is, right, Yeah, let me tell you about
Speaker 1: a different type of fucking movie that I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: gen into that We've talked about a million times. Porn
Speaker 1: no no, no, bestiality, porn, nor boy movie, someone hurt
Speaker 1: my family and I got We've talked about it a
Speaker 1: million times. This week, I'm going to show Jen law
Speaker 1: Abiding Citizen.
Speaker 2: Which that's a good one. I watched that a few
Speaker 2: months ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those movies, that's how I picture the Beekeeper, like
Speaker 1: just kind of a like a dumb action y kind
Speaker 1: of shoot him up and yeah shit like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's it's very much like that, but law
Speaker 2: Abiding Citizen. So I would say Beekeeper is the closest
Speaker 2: you can get to modern day Commando. Okay, all right,
Speaker 2: have you seen Commando? I have a long time ago though. Okay, well,
Speaker 2: fans of Commando will know that Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't get
Speaker 2: hurt for the entire movie, not once until the very
Speaker 2: last scene when he has to fight Bennett, who is
Speaker 2: a forty something out of shape like Australian like Bay
Speaker 2: Grint that they just, like, I think that they had
Speaker 2: hired mister t or somebody to play the bad guy
Speaker 2: for the movie, and then he dropped that, yeah, I
Speaker 2: ain't fighting Arnold, hen get my ass, you know, So
Speaker 2: he like dropped out at the last minute, and then
Speaker 2: they had to get this fucking douchebag to play Bennett.
Speaker 2: But yeah, Bennett is like one eighth the size of Arnold,
Speaker 2: and he has no muscle definition at all, and his
Speaker 2: like his belly and his pecks are like hanging off
Speaker 2: of him, and his arms are like twigs. They're like toothpicks.
Speaker 2: It is just the worst matchup in history. And somehow
Speaker 2: this guy is the only dude in the whole movie
Speaker 2: who can inflict any damage to Arnold. And then Arnold,
Speaker 2: you know, obviously, he takes a metal pipe and then
Speaker 2: nails him to the wall with it because because he's
Speaker 2: you know, yeah, he's you know, and what's the line, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: let off some steam. Bennett because he had had a
Speaker 2: maide to get home and fuck yeah, well he had
Speaker 2: to go pick up his daughter, Alyssa Mulano from the
Speaker 2: kidnapper house and then take her home and fuck her.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be taking her home now. Oh Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Is that the ending? It's the director's guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's there's there's an extra minute. That's the ninety
Speaker 2: second minute of Commando I saw.
Speaker 1: By the way, there is something we've talked about those
Speaker 1: like pedophile hunters before. I don't like the way they
Speaker 1: do it necessarily, but I'm also not crying for some pedophile,
Speaker 1: so it's not I might be like, hey, guys, that's
Speaker 1: not good. Remember Willy Wonko's like help murder, save this child? Help?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: The very first one. Yeah, that's how I feel about it.
Speaker 1: When it's like, no, don't petos No sure, yeah. Guy
Speaker 1: who wrote Sweet Home Alabama just got busted trying to
Speaker 1: meet up with a fifteen year old boy. Do you
Speaker 1: remember that movie I never saw spoon Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just reference it is all I was trying to do, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: trying to meet up with it is. I'm gonna ask
Speaker 1: a controversial question here is Hollywood full of pedophiles.
Speaker 2: I think the world is full of pedophiles.
Speaker 1: I think did we talk about this last week or
Speaker 1: is that off air where it was like you said,
Speaker 1: if it's potentially ten percent of one percent something like that,
Speaker 1: it was it?
Speaker 2: Oh, I think it's probably. I think it's probably like, yeah,
Speaker 2: at least ten percent of the population or more is
Speaker 2: a pedophile. Oh god, but yeah, we did that on
Speaker 2: the show. I just did like some back of the
Speaker 2: envelope calculus, just like, it doesn't make sense to assume
Speaker 2: it's any smaller, just because there's so many pedophiles already,
Speaker 2: and we know that mental health disorders are underreported. There's
Speaker 2: no successful treatment for these people, so it's just like
Speaker 2: there's no incentive for them to get help or like,
Speaker 2: so it's a self perpetuating, repeating cycle. And there are
Speaker 2: just like so many people living with undiagnosed mental health
Speaker 2: symptoms and disorders already that aren't pedophilia. It doesn't make
Speaker 2: sense to assume that there's not people with pedophilia also, right,
Speaker 2: like undiagnosed. So it's very stupid to assume that the
Speaker 2: numbers that we have for pedophiles are accurate. Like, because
Speaker 2: who are they? They're people who've gotten caught. Oh I
Speaker 2: heard a number the other day that blew my fucking mind.
Speaker 2: So whenever a pedophile is caught like hurting a kid,
Speaker 2: like caught in the act, the chances are like, just
Speaker 2: given statistics, how many people are caught, how many times
Speaker 2: it goes under reported, like how many times they get
Speaker 2: away with it? Like there's so many?
Speaker 1: Can I think, guess what you're gonna say? Sure, I
Speaker 1: swear this is my.
Speaker 2: First time, right, well yeah they always say that, yeah,
Speaker 2: but no, so here here's the shocking part. So yeah,
Speaker 2: they always say it's the first time. But if a
Speaker 2: pedophile is in the act, there's a good chance, just
Speaker 2: given the statistics, that it is somewhere between his one
Speaker 2: hundredth and one hundred and fiftieth offense against a child.
Speaker 1: That that's I knew where you were going with that,
Speaker 1: because they always I swear I've never done anything like
Speaker 1: this before. Well he never got caught doing anything like
Speaker 1: this before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you may have done something
Speaker 1: like this before. It's or even the minor shit, I know,
Speaker 1: not that it's minor, but like you know, maybe they're
Speaker 1: not full on whatever in a kid, but they're fucking
Speaker 1: cuching a kid or being weird or creepy with them.
Speaker 1: You fuck kids up with that. I don't even like
Speaker 1: talking the kids.
Speaker 2: I don't like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I like kids a lot. Stop pause,
Speaker 1: I like kids a lot, but I'm scared it's gonna
Speaker 1: be looked at as fucking weird. Guys can't be friendly
Speaker 1: to kids because everyone's like he's trying to put his
Speaker 1: dick inside it and bring my kid's ribs.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you got a big dick.
Speaker 1: No, no, I don't, there's small ribs. It's a midget baby.
Speaker 2: Oh man, how I thought midget babies were normal sized
Speaker 2: until like two, and then it's like it's a little small.
Speaker 1: Uh you got me. I went to school for midget
Speaker 1: baby fucking pulling out of pussy and uh I must
Speaker 1: have not studied well enough. I don't know. Maybe they're
Speaker 1: the same fucking size.
Speaker 2: I can't tell. No, maybe they're just like chihuahua humans.
Speaker 1: I don't look at fucking babies. I said that already.
Speaker 2: Did you know that if you have Down syndrome know that? Uh?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 2: Did? I always thought down syndrome was just like you
Speaker 2: look funny and you can't really do well in high
Speaker 2: demand jobs and atmospheres, you know, and you're really happy
Speaker 2: and yeah, blissfully. So actually you just had this blissful happiness.
Speaker 2: I always thought it was kind of just like, eh,
Speaker 2: if you get down syndrome, you like, it's not the
Speaker 2: worst thing.
Speaker 1: But then I found out, Oh, it actually is, because
Speaker 1: like you're declaring, you're declaring it as the worst thing.
Speaker 2: It's pretty bad. So it's like, so it's a problem
Speaker 2: with your chromosomes, right, So it's like it's not just like, oh,
Speaker 2: he looks a little funny and he's really sweet, No, dude,
Speaker 2: like every like, I think fifty percent of people with
Speaker 2: Down syndrome are born deaf. That the fifty percent are
Speaker 2: born with like sleep apnea and difficulty breathing and small
Speaker 2: lungs and a shrunk esophagus and a shrunken trachea and
Speaker 2: a cleft palate and there's all these fucking like physical
Speaker 2: symptoms that reduce your lifespan and make it harder to
Speaker 2: breathe and all this shit. I always thought down syndrome
Speaker 2: was like, Eh, it's kind of like nice, he doesn't
Speaker 2: have to go to work, and he's like he's happy
Speaker 2: all the time. It's it's kind of cool, you know.
Speaker 2: I was kind of I was kind of thought it
Speaker 2: would be like, don't we all kind of want down syndrome?
Speaker 2: But no, no, no, no, no, we don't. We don't want down syndrome.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a shame, because for Christmas, I ask for
Speaker 1: a headship like a thumb. I'm not going to be
Speaker 1: getting it this year.
Speaker 2: Yeah. For Christmas, I asked to not understand my my
Speaker 2: stock portfolio and what I always thought they weren't good
Speaker 2: stock portfolio. Yeah, dude, you told me to invest in stocks.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I have a whole portfolio of them now.
Speaker 2: I like. They're in this like this nice leather bound
Speaker 2: binder and I flipped through them. It's like stock one,
Speaker 2: Stock two, Stock three. It's a really nice portfolio I've got.
Speaker 1: They used to print like physical stock certificates and they
Speaker 1: were so fucking cool. And I tried to buy a
Speaker 1: stock just so I could get the certificate as it
Speaker 1: was going bankrupt. And then they got an offer and
Speaker 1: I made like six times of my money and I
Speaker 1: was fucking hooked.
Speaker 2: Oh so that's what got you into the stocks in
Speaker 2: the first place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bought Bear Sterns, which was the first big
Speaker 1: crash in two thousand and eight. It was like a
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty dollars stock and it went down
Speaker 1: to two dollars, and I was like, oh shit, I'm
Speaker 1: a by like fifty dollars worth of shares and it's
Speaker 1: gonna be so cool. And I'll get the receipt, I'll
Speaker 1: get the slips and I'll be like, look at that
Speaker 1: Bear Stern's pretty cool. And then JP Morgan's like, we'll
Speaker 1: give you twelve dollars a share. So every share you
Speaker 1: had at two dollars is now worth twelve And I
Speaker 1: sold it and I made a bunch of money and
Speaker 1: I was very happy, and I've just been bleeding money
Speaker 1: ever since.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of like a gambling No, you can.
Speaker 1: You can do research on stuff. There are people who
Speaker 1: really know how to research how things are gonna do.
Speaker 1: There is a sense of gambling, but generally it's a
Speaker 1: lot safer because in roulette, if you put it on
Speaker 1: black and red hits, you lose your money instantly. For
Speaker 1: McDonald's to have to go to zero, you'd have to
Speaker 1: find out like, oh no, they've been making their burgers
Speaker 1: out of ship it for fifty years.
Speaker 2: Surprise. Well, no, I mean more in the sense of,
Speaker 2: like for plebs like you and I like you, you
Speaker 2: got the fifty dollars or whatever, and then you made
Speaker 2: it into twelve dollars, and then you're like, oh, that's
Speaker 2: so much money. I'm hooked, dude. That's like when you
Speaker 2: go to the casino and you see like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: there's a dragon on that glowing machine and then you
Speaker 2: put a quarter in and then you press a button. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then it turns into six quarters and you're like,
Speaker 2: holy shit, dude, I didn't know that it was so
Speaker 2: easy to just get free fucking money like this, and
Speaker 2: then you're hooked.
Speaker 1: Yesterday, I was at the grocery store and I was
Speaker 1: walking out and I sell the lottery machine. You know
Speaker 1: they have those like scratch tickets, but then the regular
Speaker 1: ones too, and it said available credits ten dollars an hour.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, free motherfucker.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I looked around, But what do I do. I
Speaker 1: don't want to make it seem like I'm just fucking
Speaker 1: Oh and just in case some old man walks up
Speaker 1: to me and goes, I had money in there, where'd
Speaker 1: you go?
Speaker 2: Fuck her?
Speaker 1: Yeah? To fucking bay. I just scream at some old
Speaker 1: man in shop, right, too fucking bad.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't have left it alone. Rules is the same
Speaker 2: for kids. You leave it it's mine, move your feet,
Speaker 2: lose your seat, cocksucker.
Speaker 1: So there were ten dollars in there, and I like
Speaker 1: quickly pulled out ten of my own dollars and put
Speaker 1: them in the machine because I was like, uh, I
Speaker 1: was like, I'll get twenty dollars worth of tickets for
Speaker 1: ten dollars.
Speaker 2: We lost money.
Speaker 1: You know, I haven't lost money because I took them
Speaker 1: home and scratched them and GEN won ten dollars, so
Speaker 1: I break even. Oh my god, dad, I got these tickets.
Speaker 1: I got a power ball and a Mega Ball. So
Speaker 1: if you fucking if I hit, you're gonna be so sad.
Speaker 2: Why I don't think I would be happy for you?
Speaker 1: No, because if I want all that money, I'd want
Speaker 1: to like invest in you.
Speaker 2: So I would be happy because I would be invested
Speaker 2: in What does that mean? Invest in me? Does that mean?
Speaker 2: Does that make me like a sportsperson?
Speaker 1: Pay you for creative ventures? I would put all my
Speaker 1: friends on the payroll. Yeah, thing, if I hit it
Speaker 1: big in a certain way.
Speaker 2: You take the Rihanna approach.
Speaker 1: Why is that what she does? I was thinking of
Speaker 1: EMC hammer approach. She's had her same to like, bring
Speaker 1: your loser friends along. Yeah, the Vanilla Ice approach. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: Vanilla Ice is fine. He builds alses. MC hammer is
Speaker 1: a fucking loser now right.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I haven't heard. I thought he dropped
Speaker 2: the MC and he now he's just Hammer Cool.
Speaker 1: That'll fix it. Yeah, well that'll solve it.
Speaker 2: It worked for his cock man.
Speaker 1: Hey, going back to old staples. Uh, you talked about
Speaker 1: retards earlier. Just a second ago, there's a woman on
Speaker 1: fucking Instagram that keeps popping up. My algorithm is all freaks,
Speaker 1: by the way, He's all, it's it's great, but it's
Speaker 1: not great. It's legitimately all freaks, people with facial deformities, or.
Speaker 7: Like just guys who kind of tuck like this and
Speaker 7: they're like, huh, I took a shit today and it
Speaker 7: was really good that I enjoyed that the lot.
Speaker 1: I'm not exaggerating. That's close. But there was a woman
Speaker 1: and the Instagram was run by her kid, like a
Speaker 1: teenage kid or maybe in his twenties, probably in his
Speaker 1: early twenties. Wait, okay, there's a woman and there's a
Speaker 1: woman and her son. Okay, how old is the woman whatever? Whatever?
Speaker 1: A twenty two year old kid or something would happen
Speaker 1: so like in her forties. Well you didn't hear the
Speaker 1: big spin on the mother. She's fully retarded. Oh no,
Speaker 1: who was her kid? No?
Speaker 2: How does that happen?
Speaker 1: See, I understand that more than the guy going. I
Speaker 1: don't even know she was retarded. Man, I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: go to pregnant.
Speaker 2: Does she get kicked in the head lake later in life?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Are you even allowed? I don't want
Speaker 1: to broach this what they did? And I am sam
Speaker 1: I guess as far as Gump too.
Speaker 2: Huh yeah. And that was like I think what it
Speaker 2: is is if you're a man fucking a retard girl,
Speaker 2: that's a crime. But a woman fucking a retard man,
Speaker 2: that is like an act of charity to find it.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, that deserves a presidential Medal of Freedom.
Speaker 1: I know we're not jumping back and forth, and but
Speaker 1: I have a video. It's a making and so it's
Speaker 1: sorry about that cut out. It was a it's a
Speaker 1: math question. I'm hoping you.
Speaker 2: Could answer it for me. Okay, probably I know every man.
Speaker 8: Seven black guys that finish inside me at the truck stop,
Speaker 8: and I have four black guys that finish on my
Speaker 8: face behind the dumpster at Burger King. How many hard
Speaker 8: ares just made my day? That's what I call schlong division.
Speaker 2: Richard Jenkins is up to some weird shit lately.
Speaker 1: He wanted to be a dinosaur, so instead he became
Speaker 1: some kind of weird sloppy party bottom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dinosaurs is a new name for a lot lizard.
Speaker 1: Wait here, see here's another one. Here's an This is
Speaker 1: my boy, Devin jen And I really like this guy, Devin.
Speaker 1: And by that I mean she finds him disgusting and
Speaker 1: I enjoy it, and I think I'm on him early.
Speaker 1: If this guy comes out big, he's got like seven
Speaker 1: thousand followers, that's nothing. He could be the next Hawkta.
Speaker 2: It's your boy Devin here, y'all. And I'm so PLoud
Speaker 2: of myself. I didn't itch my asshole when I was
Speaker 2: out in public today. I'm so PLoud I didn't itch
Speaker 2: my butthole. Okay, buh got that rhodicism?
Speaker 1: What's roodicism?
Speaker 2: It's that fucking when you can't say ours when you
Speaker 2: talk like Elmer fucking fudd.
Speaker 1: Why did they call it rhoda? That's real shitty to do.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude, So they won't be able to say
Speaker 2: it like whoa to wisdom. Yeah, they can't be in
Speaker 2: the club. That's how you can. It's a litmus test,
Speaker 2: you know. The name serves as a test, you know,
Speaker 2: like you just say it and.
Speaker 1: Then you say this, yes I can. Then you don't
Speaker 1: have it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh can? Oh you can't say it? Okay, get
Speaker 2: on this train please.
Speaker 1: That's why there's twelve s's n lisp. So I have
Speaker 1: a question.
Speaker 2: It was weird.
Speaker 1: It's not even I don't even really have a question.
Speaker 1: I want to know what this is. What was this
Speaker 1: trying to be? We did nothing but running all weekend,
Speaker 1: like we were fucking busy, just all weekend long. And
Speaker 1: yesterday we went to Michaels and there was a girl
Speaker 1: in her full like Michael's fucking clothing, which Michael's by
Speaker 1: the way, I designed the line because I was looking
Speaker 1: very creepy. I was just going up and down aisles
Speaker 1: like trying to find Jen and I would like pop
Speaker 1: around a corner and there'd be a woman looking at beads,
Speaker 1: and I'm like this wife in a way. And the
Speaker 1: line I was gonna say if someone was like, sir,
Speaker 1: can I help you find some or no, sir, fuck,
Speaker 1: my line doesn't work based on what that thought. It
Speaker 1: was gonna be, sir, can I help you find something?
Speaker 1: And I was gonna say, I'm the same as every
Speaker 1: guy in this store. I'm just trying to find my wife.
Speaker 1: Just a little fra away, a little cute see line.
Speaker 2: You thought you thought they were going to come up
Speaker 2: to you and be like, sir, what's your deal?
Speaker 1: I thought they I thought they were gonna be like, sir,
Speaker 1: what are you stealing?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's still not a great response to that.
Speaker 1: No, now, well you would just throw in another word,
Speaker 1: you go, I'm just trying to find my wife in
Speaker 1: this god forsaken shitthole store. Anyway, there's this employee. Is
Speaker 1: this girl early twenties, late teens, I don't know kids anymore,
Speaker 1: might have been twelve working on a fucking visa full
Speaker 1: white kabuki face paint. Okay, what is that? Is that
Speaker 1: a style? I haven't seen that.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you noticed this, but Michaels is
Speaker 2: an arts and craft store. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not like Jerry's Art Rama, which is an
Speaker 1: art store. It's a store for it's It's the less
Speaker 1: Christian hobby lobby, but still along the same lines.
Speaker 2: They got face paint there, got it?
Speaker 1: They don't got face paint because I was looking for
Speaker 1: it yesterday. Well they someone came up and he said, sir,
Speaker 1: what are you stealing? I said, I'm just looking for
Speaker 1: fucking face paint.
Speaker 2: Man. Okay, Well they do have body paint, because I've
Speaker 2: bought it at our Michaels. It was a ripoff. You
Speaker 2: can get it way cheaper on Amazon. But body paint,
Speaker 2: believe it or not.
Speaker 1: It's a lot more lad in it on Amazon. But
Speaker 1: go ahead body paint, believe it or not.
Speaker 2: Save for faces.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why wouldn't it be?
Speaker 2: Oh just because it says body on it, and you
Speaker 2: were probably looking for just face face paint. You probably
Speaker 2: saw the body paint you were like, fuck, I need
Speaker 2: it for my fucking face.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 1: Actually, like every guy at that store, I was actually
Speaker 1: just looking for my wife.
Speaker 2: Did you find her? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did it eventually. Yeah, she's still roaming the fucking eye.
Speaker 2: What was she doing there?
Speaker 1: She is working on an art project for I don't know,
Speaker 1: to give to family and stuff. She's doing these like
Speaker 1: stuffed animals. She's building of people's individual things, Like you
Speaker 1: have a dog, She's gonna make it specifically colored to
Speaker 1: look like the dog and all that.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, it was cool colored dog.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't use that term, but that's fine, you're
Speaker 1: allowed to.
Speaker 2: I guess you went to Michael's. I watched movies. What
Speaker 2: a weekend we had, Huh.
Speaker 1: I did a lot more than one with Michaels. I
Speaker 1: went to Walmart too.
Speaker 2: I also went to Walmart to buy picture frames. And
Speaker 2: you know what I realized about Walmart? What not a
Speaker 2: great place to buy picture frames or a lot of
Speaker 2: other things, but especially picture.
Speaker 1: Frames, ironically the best place to buy picture frames.
Speaker 2: Like Michael Sky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've bought a thousand picture frames from
Speaker 1: them when I was doing those autographs that I was framing.
Speaker 2: Now they're just yeah, lots of ones. Mm hmm. You
Speaker 2: said some of those.
Speaker 1: It was funny. And then I learned that I have
Speaker 1: a little bit of a collection problem.
Speaker 2: Oh they call that hoarding disorder.
Speaker 1: It's not see, it's not holding. Hoarding is like a
Speaker 1: mess and it's like unnecessary. I do have that too,
Speaker 1: but that's not related to the collection thing. The collection
Speaker 1: thing is like I like that, just like having it complete,
Speaker 1: having it finished, like I uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you like filling those those little empty holes inside
Speaker 2: your soul, right, So like you have that Pokemon card hole,
Speaker 2: and you have the DVD hole, and you have away
Speaker 2: all my DVDs.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so away I put them in a binder. Okay,
Speaker 1: so the case is away, So you still in that hole?
Speaker 1: What am I gonna throw away DVDs for you? That's
Speaker 1: a movie? What did they change it? What if I
Speaker 1: go to watch in the Army Now and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, PAULI sure's trans halfway through it because the
Speaker 1: liberal woke mom media went back and edited everyone to
Speaker 1: be trans. Just watch your vhs, that's what That's why
Speaker 1: I need it. I did throw out a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of VHS's too, Yeah, I I do that. I think
Speaker 1: I donated them.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, sorry, I'll go through and it's like I'll
Speaker 2: throw out. So I threw out a lot of DVDs.
Speaker 2: But then there's like certain movies that haven't been made
Speaker 2: over to Blu rays or whatever, right where it's like
Speaker 2: they're or they are like, uh, they were a TV
Speaker 2: show or something, you know, and it's like it'll never
Speaker 2: be on Blue Ray. It's not even streaming or anything.
Speaker 2: It makes sense to keep those DVDs right because it's like,
Speaker 2: where else am I gonna watch? I Love New York
Speaker 2: Season one and two Amazon Prime for thirty dollars? Fuck you.
Speaker 2: I want to watch my DVDs.
Speaker 1: Dogmas tied up in rights issues and they haven't I
Speaker 1: think it is or maybe it's chasing Amy one of them,
Speaker 1: and they haven't been able to release a DVD in
Speaker 1: like ten years or something. So if you didn't have it,
Speaker 1: you're fucked, you know.
Speaker 2: Oh man, what a tragedy.
Speaker 1: All right? You watch The Beekeeper over the weekend? Oh dude,
Speaker 1: that movie was dog shit. And I had a purpose
Speaker 1: to why I was talking about this fun movies.
Speaker 2: But go ahead, well yeah, I agree, it wasn't a
Speaker 2: great movie, But what's your purpose.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get gen into those fun movies. And I
Speaker 1: have a target for one coming up, and I don't
Speaker 1: know if you've ever fucking seen it or not?
Speaker 2: What is it? The Jackal Oh dude, I've been wanting
Speaker 2: to watch that with Bruce Willie.
Speaker 1: So the Jackal is a gratefulick. Yes, Bruce willis Jack
Speaker 1: blacks in like.
Speaker 2: A gets his head blown off or something. I saw
Speaker 2: that scene on YouTube and I was like, this looks
Speaker 2: like it's worth watching.
Speaker 1: It's one. It's one of those same dumb movies where
Speaker 1: it's like, we gotta let Richard Gear out of prison
Speaker 1: because he was an IRA guy. And it's like, well, what,
Speaker 1: you guys don't have qualified people that can take care
Speaker 1: of this, why I've been letting prisoners out.
Speaker 2: Richard Gear is your most deadliest qualified dude.
Speaker 1: I like, he's got a hard Irish accent and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: pucked of the IRA.
Speaker 7: Huh he does he pull the eye line. I'm not
Speaker 7: gonna spoil it, but of course he does the accent.
Speaker 7: Oh I thought you meant solving the crime.
Speaker 1: At the end.
Speaker 2: No, no, I don't give a about that.
Speaker 1: You know, he's fine.
Speaker 2: I guess all right, Well it sounds less good now,
Speaker 2: but maybe I'll check it out still.
Speaker 1: Well, there's a new series coming out on Peacock or
Speaker 1: Hulu or one of those, and it's Days of Jackals. Yeah, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like the same concept.
Speaker 2: I think, so I was wondering, that's a spinoff from
Speaker 2: the movie.
Speaker 1: What a weird I think it's I think it's a
Speaker 1: whole yeah, a reinvention, not like.
Speaker 2: A oh wow, yeah, what a weird thing.
Speaker 3: Huh yeah, what a weird ip to target, Like, well, yeah,
Speaker 3: I feel like they've done that a few times with
Speaker 3: like what wasn't there another one they brought back recently?
Speaker 2: Shit, some other fucking piece of garbage from like twenty
Speaker 2: years ago that just recently had a sequel? The fuck
Speaker 2: was it?
Speaker 1: Well, Boon Dog Saints they did that with. I never
Speaker 1: saw the second one. I didn't know me either good
Speaker 1: or not. I've heard it was whatever, like non great?
Speaker 1: Uh Lebowski that John Taturo tried to do a spin
Speaker 1: off right of the character.
Speaker 2: Was it bad? I didn't see it.
Speaker 1: I didn't see it either, But like, that's weird to
Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with it, especially if the
Speaker 1: Cohens didn't, but to like take someone else's character and
Speaker 1: then kind of be like make my own thing over here,
Speaker 1: it is weird.
Speaker 2: That one.
Speaker 1: Debuting my new podcast with fucking Mickey Mouse coming next week.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, is it the old Mickey Mouse?
Speaker 1: No, it's the new one, and if Disney tries to
Speaker 1: shoot me, he'll barricade myself in my home and kill
Speaker 1: my family. Just just change change it to nicky nicky nouse.
Speaker 1: And I like copyright infringement, all right, Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: we're probably skating on then. I was just saying, Mickey Mouse,
Speaker 1: I'm zero point eight percent Mongolian.
Speaker 2: A lot of people probably are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like I like stealing eyep. That's my thing. Oh,
Speaker 1: give me all your ips, you know, with a Z
Speaker 1: at the end, so people know I'm elon musk. No apostrophe,
Speaker 1: gives me all your I fucking hated that shit Internet talk,
Speaker 1: so I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: You're such a nube. Uh.
Speaker 1: I went to Uh, I went to Apple Now. I
Speaker 1: went to Red Robin yesterday from okay, go ahead tell
Speaker 1: me why.
Speaker 2: I just I I used to really like Red Robin.
Speaker 2: I just feel like they've gone downhill quite a bit.
Speaker 2: The last time I went in there, it was just
Speaker 2: like there was like all these half deflated balloon owns
Speaker 2: like hovering at head level, you know, just like randomly
Speaker 2: around the restaurant. Yeah, there's just like salt, like huge
Speaker 2: grains of salt on the floor and no effort made
Speaker 2: to vacuum and like a napkin like thrown. Here's wet
Speaker 2: spots everywhere, and like nobody really in there, just like
Speaker 2: two guys that are at the bar, and then a
Speaker 2: family in the corner where nobody's looking at each other
Speaker 2: and everybody's eating with their heads down, even the baby.
Speaker 2: It's just like a really sad place every time I
Speaker 2: go in there. Now.
Speaker 1: I walked in there yesterday and there were fifteen Muslim
Speaker 1: women in full on garb crushing hamburgers.
Speaker 2: It's not pork, they can eat that.
Speaker 1: That was funny. They were poor hamburgers.
Speaker 2: It was weird.
Speaker 1: It was actually it.
Speaker 2: Was the it's their new red Robin ham burger. It's
Speaker 2: just a hamsteak on a bunch, Yeah, yeah, with mayonnaise.
Speaker 1: Do you ever have ham steak?
Speaker 2: Oh, dude. I used to love hamsteak when I was
Speaker 2: like yeah, when I first got married and back from Iraq,
Speaker 2: I think one of the first things I bought when
Speaker 2: I went to the grocery store with my wife was
Speaker 2: like a six pound ham steak. It was like enormous.
Speaker 2: It had a bone in it and shit, and it
Speaker 2: was like a vacuum sealed and it was like thirty
Speaker 2: five dollars or something. I like, took it home and
Speaker 2: cooked it in a frying pan, and I ate the
Speaker 2: whole thing. And my wife still mentions it, like how
Speaker 2: disgusting it was, you.
Speaker 1: Know, Okay, why was it so disgusting?
Speaker 2: Well, looking back, it was pretty nasty. It was pretty
Speaker 2: foul just thinking back on it. But yeah, I did
Speaker 2: used to love me some ham. I used to love
Speaker 2: the like the Canadian bacon from Dominoes, which is ham.
Speaker 2: It's just it's just ham. But I would order a
Speaker 2: There was a Domino's Express or whatever on base when
Speaker 2: I was in the Marines, and it was two blocks
Speaker 2: from the barracks, so I would and I think it
Speaker 2: was twenty four hours. Actually I'm certain it was twenty
Speaker 2: four hours. Yeah, because I would go there at like
Speaker 2: two in the morning, like drunk off my ass, and
Speaker 2: I would order the personal pizza. It was five dollars,
Speaker 2: I don't know, it was probably a medium pizza and
Speaker 2: it was I would get the pizza with extra ham,
Speaker 2: and then I would always say I would always say
Speaker 2: it like this. I would like, I want ham, extra ham,
Speaker 2: and then extra extra ham.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you're so cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would always say it that way, and they
Speaker 2: would they would fucking just put so much ham you
Speaker 2: couldn't see the cheese, and then it would get all
Speaker 2: crispy when I'd go through the oven, you know, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, that was like fucking heaven for me. I
Speaker 2: would eat to shit out of that and uh yeah,
Speaker 2: and then I would fucking like crab and barf my
Speaker 2: brains out. But like, I still like ham for the holidays,
Speaker 2: but something about it, it's just like it doesn't do
Speaker 2: it for me anymore. But it's it's not like it's
Speaker 2: not like blowney or salami level of nasty, but it's
Speaker 2: not my favorite.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I'll take turkey over it. I'll take chicken. Actually,
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking about slicing ham's up there with turkey
Speaker 1: for me, as like this is kind of a once
Speaker 1: a year or maybe you get half a pound if
Speaker 1: you want a sandwich for me. That's how I see
Speaker 1: those animals pretty much.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, yeah, no, I feel you like
Speaker 2: I feel like slice deli turkey is fine, but no,
Speaker 2: like actually eating the meat, like the sliced meat, like
Speaker 2: off of a ham bone or off a turkey breast
Speaker 2: for Thanksgiving. Yeah, like turkey is not good. I've only
Speaker 2: had one good turkey I think, in my whole life,
Speaker 2: and it was last year's thank or friends Giving celebration.
Speaker 2: It's the only juicy turkey I ever ate my life.
Speaker 2: It was really good, But was it worth it?
Speaker 1: If someone could make it that way every day? Would
Speaker 1: you eat it that way?
Speaker 2: I would? Yeah? But people don't have a good track record, right,
Speaker 2: most people who make turkey it's not good, and you
Speaker 2: have to sit there and be like, oh, it's really juicy,
Speaker 2: you know. You know. Meanwhile, you're just like dumping the
Speaker 2: gravy boat all over your fucking plate.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Jen doesn't eat gravy, so she solved that by
Speaker 1: just also not eating turkey.
Speaker 2: So she just socks a loogie on her plate and
Speaker 2: then dips the turkey in it.
Speaker 1: Fucking I. I think I'm doing the entire Thanksgiving this year.
Speaker 2: Oh dope, Yeah cool.
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be cool. I think it's cool.
Speaker 2: I'm doing most of it. But I think I'm gonna
Speaker 2: get some help. But you're you're gonna so you're doing turkey,
Speaker 2: potato stuffing, vegetable tray, cranberry sauce pie, what else?
Speaker 1: M let's save that for when we do a Thanksgiving show.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, you didn't. I thought you didn't like Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: I don't like it anymore, but I used to very
Speaker 1: much like Thanksgiving. We talked about how much I enjoyed
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving every year.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you said that. Yep, maybe, but I
Speaker 2: feel like I have a memory of you being like,
Speaker 2: we're only going to do a Halloween episode, never a Thanksgiving,
Speaker 2: her a Christmas episode, because those are holidays for pussies.
Speaker 1: Well, I've said that about Christmas because the British love
Speaker 1: it and the British are queers. That's just unfortunate. I
Speaker 1: understand it's not a great situation to be in, but
Speaker 1: that's what they are.
Speaker 2: It's reality.
Speaker 1: Christmas is over. I worked retail for too long, in
Speaker 1: too big of a store. You know, some people would
Speaker 1: be like, I work re too. I work good counter
Speaker 1: and there's two other employees there, and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not the same thing as being fucking bum rushed
Speaker 1: on Black Friday and shit like that.
Speaker 2: I guess I feel like if you fuck the Dwarf,
Speaker 2: you would change your opinion on Christmas.
Speaker 1: I don't think I would at all. Actually, I don't
Speaker 1: even try. I'm trying to logically put it together and
Speaker 1: figure out how I would feel differently. I guess maybe
Speaker 1: an ELF type situation, like, oh, you got the Christmas spirit?
Speaker 1: He fucking went balls deep on an elf.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, because you feel so powerful because you break
Speaker 2: their ribs your dick to be a boost of confidence,
Speaker 2: which you need around the holidays.
Speaker 1: You know, all right? You got anything else?
Speaker 2: Oh? Man, I've been getting a lot of boners. It's
Speaker 2: kind of upsetting. Why. I don't know, dude. It's just
Speaker 2: like sometimes I wake up and it's like I got
Speaker 2: a boner. I thought this stopped happening, but no, Like
Speaker 2: I've been having boners when I wake up, and it's like,
Speaker 2: now I can't piss because I like to piss sitting down, dude. Like,
Speaker 2: let's just be real. When I wake up in the morning,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to stand there and take a whiz,
Speaker 2: especially not with a boner. But I like, I'm tired, dude.
Speaker 2: I just want to sit down my let my dick
Speaker 2: and balls hang between my legs and just let the
Speaker 2: piss just empty out. You know how am I supposed
Speaker 2: to do that with a boner? My dick's going to
Speaker 2: touch the bowl and get diseases and germs and shit
Speaker 2: particles on it. So it's been really upsetting me because
Speaker 2: I usually start work, because I work from home, I
Speaker 2: usually start work right after I get up, so it's
Speaker 2: like if I got a boner when I wake up.
Speaker 2: It's like, I guess I'm sitting here hard until I
Speaker 2: can take a break, and then I just got to
Speaker 2: go out in the backyard and piss against the fence.
Speaker 1: I pissed in my mother's bathroom probably six months ago, right,
Speaker 1: and I sat down. It's a piss, and I was
Speaker 1: probably gonna shit too, let's just be honest. But I
Speaker 1: definitely was gonna piss. And I was on my phone.
Speaker 1: All the people that are like, I don't take my phone.
Speaker 2: You do. If you don't, it's because you're poor and
Speaker 2: you don't have one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's because you don't get mint mobile reception in
Speaker 1: the bathroom. Excuse me. So I was on my phone
Speaker 1: and I was distracted, and I my dick must have
Speaker 1: lined up perfectly, Oh no, perfectly with the slit in
Speaker 1: the middle. Oh yeah, yeah, And I dropped a full
Speaker 1: bladder of coffee and coke.
Speaker 2: Zero, like brown piss all over the tile floor.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, why would she have carpeted, But I
Speaker 1: mean I didn't notice it hit my foot, and I went, oh,
Speaker 1: fuck that.
Speaker 2: There's not like a one of those little mats that
Speaker 2: like hugs the floor around the toilet.
Speaker 1: It was over the tub, so that way, like, you know,
Speaker 1: whoever was using the tub.
Speaker 2: That's probably better actually, because you've fucking ruined that thing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I think I took it and then mopped up
Speaker 1: most of the and then like, you're gonna need to
Speaker 1: wash this, by the way, you're probably gouldn't want to
Speaker 1: wash this, Okay.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's that reminds me of one of
Speaker 2: the earliest stories I told on the podcast when I
Speaker 2: was drinking real nice and heavy and I had I
Speaker 2: had done almost the same thing, except instead of getting
Speaker 2: the piss all over my mom's floor, it was all
Speaker 2: over my pants. Like the piss just shot shot out
Speaker 2: the crack of the toilet and it just drenched my
Speaker 2: fucking sweatpants, which were leaning against the fucking bowl because
Speaker 2: I was like lying back, you know, like feeling sick
Speaker 2: and shit.
Speaker 1: I'm getting to the age where pissed strips in the
Speaker 1: pants are just standard now.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude, it's part of life, just standard. You
Speaker 2: can just shake. You could shake, you can loosen all
Speaker 2: your muscles, you can stand, you can sit, you can
Speaker 2: like wag back and forth. But it's like the act
Speaker 2: of putting your dick in your pants and then zipping
Speaker 2: up it like it releases some trip wire or like
Speaker 2: some some hidden trapdoor mechanism that like, let's the last
Speaker 2: eighth of an ounce of piss come out. It's it's
Speaker 2: not going in the toilet. Your body's not gonna let it.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening. I'm Matt.
Speaker 2: I'm a thought see next week later thoughts. You know
Speaker 2: what's queer enough that.
Speaker 1: B I'm really gonna miss you guys when the show's over.
Speaker 2: M hm