Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
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Speaker 4: win Deftones tickets. Hey, do you have any update on
Speaker 4: the dude in the dumpster?
Speaker 3: No, I don't. Our listeners tell us everything man.
Speaker 2: We got. Of course, we got listeners all walks of
Speaker 2: life doing all sorts of different jobs this morning.
Speaker 3: One's a commercial trash person and this is what the.
Speaker 2: Homeost person was in one of the dumpsters he had
Speaker 2: to unload this morning, and he didn't realize it till
Speaker 2: the guy was in the back of the truck.
Speaker 4: It was with the car, you know, like he was
Speaker 4: in cardboard to keep himself warm, I guess, and uh yeah,
Speaker 4: uh he said he had anyway that's personal with him.
Speaker 4: But the guy did not pass the homeless persons. Okay, No,
Speaker 4: he's not okay not okay. They rushed in the hospital,
Speaker 4: but pretty bad injuries. Dude, could you think of that
Speaker 4: you're sleeping? I mean, it sucks that he's sleeping in
Speaker 4: a dumpster. I wish he just knew go to a
Speaker 4: homeless shelter and sleep there. But and you get dumped
Speaker 4: into a thing?
Speaker 2: How many times have we seen this man?
Speaker 3: Thank God he didn't get compacted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, and need you all to try to find
Speaker 2: it within yourselves to have a little bit of compassion
Speaker 2: and empathy here for this story.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you meant for the guy that got
Speaker 3: dumped in the back of the pickup. Are they a
Speaker 3: dump truck? Garbage truck?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well, well, that, of course that goes without saying. Did
Speaker 2: he is apparently very upset that did? He currently being
Speaker 2: housed in the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn.
Speaker 4: Because they're not giving him enough lube. No, he's Uh,
Speaker 4: you still never watched any of that show?
Speaker 3: Did you know? The downfall of Diddy? Some wild stuff. Dude.
Speaker 2: Uh, he's did he is upset. He's really not the uh,
Speaker 2: the center of attention in this facility with the fellow inmates.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: That apparently he's going to Luigi, Luigi Mangioni, the CEO killer. Oh,
Speaker 2: they're they're in the same facility. I forgot about that.
Speaker 2: Did he had been running the place? You know, he's
Speaker 2: the big big shot there in the big house, the
Speaker 2: famous one. And then here comes Luigi, who's getting all
Speaker 2: the glory these days.
Speaker 3: Head and Luigi, I mean, when was the last time
Speaker 3: you heard about him?
Speaker 2: Besides this, Well, you get kind of pushed out of
Speaker 2: the news over the you know here in the last
Speaker 2: couple of news cycles with all the stuff that's going on,
Speaker 2: but Jimmy Carter and the fires and you know, the horrible.
Speaker 3: A tragedy and New Orleans.
Speaker 2: Yes, could you imagine though, you're you know, the man,
Speaker 2: you diddy, You're just used to having everybody fawn over.
Speaker 3: You, and big man on campus man.
Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden it's all just ripped
Speaker 2: out from under you by a.
Speaker 4: A new entry, a handsome young man according to the
Speaker 4: girl that was hitting on him when he exposed his face,
Speaker 4: this is where.
Speaker 3: We live in man. It doesn't well think about it.
Speaker 3: They have shows about women that date these people. I know.
Speaker 3: It's so sad.
Speaker 4: People, I want you to wrap your head around this.
Speaker 4: This guy shout a CEO and people are you know,
Speaker 4: Oh my god, he's the man. People just fell to
Speaker 4: the floor for what's his name? Was it Dahmer or
Speaker 4: the other dude? Yeah, didn't a bunch of chicks like him?
Speaker 4: Or no, I know he liked to eat in chicks,
Speaker 4: But no, it was the other one. Remember you know
Speaker 4: who I'm talking about this. I really don't. The serial
Speaker 4: killer that that women loved, Oh Ted Bundy, Ted Bundy,
Speaker 4: thank you. He had droves of women wanting him what
Speaker 4: is wrong with this world?
Speaker 3: And it was handsome and all that. They said two
Speaker 3: different guys were handsome.
Speaker 2: I always had SPIKEE for Bundy because he gave a
Speaker 2: fellow Volkswagen bug driver is a bad name, because of
Speaker 2: course my inaugural car was to hand me down green Streak.
Speaker 3: I never I never.
Speaker 4: Equated Bundy with DW Driver suck because all my brothers
Speaker 4: and sisters, each one of them had a bug and uh,
Speaker 4: I never even crossed my mind, said you were still fine.
Speaker 2: Pat, I didn't realize this. Uh, that's why I thought
Speaker 2: i'd bring this up here. Uh. Something that a lot
Speaker 2: of airline passengers do that irritates most pilots. Is it
Speaker 2: get up and walk when they shouldn't be. Nope, Well
Speaker 2: could you I had time to think about this too.
Speaker 3: Ever.
Speaker 2: Been on a flight when you land and everybody starts clapping,
Speaker 2: Oh the bugs them doesn't Pilots don't like it, Oh
Speaker 2: because it's.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, we were worried about you.
Speaker 2: If you will, you can come across as rude, or
Speaker 2: if you did have a rough landing, you know, because
Speaker 2: you got crosswinds or whatever. Yeah, the pilots, according to this,
Speaker 2: Then the pilots they've interviewed, they're like, look, this is
Speaker 2: what we do.
Speaker 3: This is our game. Job.
Speaker 4: Do you drive by a construction site and when the
Speaker 4: person puts up the drywall.
Speaker 1: Go the job?
Speaker 2: Exactly what they're saying, just letting you know, you know,
Speaker 2: even if you're being trying to show true thankful and gratefulness,
Speaker 2: maybe just when you're getting off the flight, you because
Speaker 2: the pilot in the flight cre are all standing there
Speaker 2: at the door when you leave.
Speaker 3: Hey, thanks like a job today I say, thanks, dude,
Speaker 3: that's how easy.
Speaker 2: I usually say thank god.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd been worried for a second there in the
Speaker 4: first You remember that first hour, sir, Right around an
Speaker 4: hour mark, I was counting.
Speaker 2: I'm by the time I make it to that that
Speaker 2: door to get off the plane, I am in as
Speaker 2: highest speed mode as I go, Oh yeah, you're a
Speaker 2: and e. I'm out of here.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: He's totally He's like I would be if that plane
Speaker 4: went down. I'm out for anybody. When when Pat lands
Speaker 4: watch out, no, I always thank him as I walk off.
Speaker 2: Jennifer Lopez is keeping the five million dollar engagement ring
Speaker 2: that she still has in her possession after her and
Speaker 2: Ben Affleck finalized their divorce.
Speaker 3: I think his house is just burnt down.
Speaker 4: It did, damn it did give him the ring back,
Speaker 4: so you can he's got money.
Speaker 3: So listen to this. Uh.
Speaker 2: She apparently keeps all of her rings, which now means
Speaker 2: she has a collection of six engagement rings worth about
Speaker 2: seventeen million dollars. You want me to run through them
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 3: Here, wouldn't it be kind of depressed?
Speaker 2: She's got one hundred and thirty thousand dollars ring from
Speaker 2: her first husband Ohani Noah. Then she upgraded to just
Speaker 2: one hundred and thirty thousand dollars ring.
Speaker 3: Now I'm saying compared to all these others.
Speaker 2: Then she upgraded to a two hundred thousand dollars one
Speaker 2: with her second husband, Chris Judd. Her first ring from
Speaker 2: Ben the first go around was worth two point six mil.
Speaker 2: Then you got to learn from your mistakes, dude. Yes,
Speaker 2: they never made it to the altar of the first
Speaker 2: go around. Husband three, Mark Anthony spent six point five
Speaker 2: mil and she kept that one too. Alex Rodriguez's was
Speaker 2: only worth two million, but again never got married. And now.
Speaker 3: Ben's to five point six million dollar ring. So she
Speaker 3: has six of them.
Speaker 4: I can't believe, and that she saves all of them.
Speaker 4: That's just that's almost sad. But also how many dudes
Speaker 4: she's been engaged to.
Speaker 3: You know what, you know what she needs to do,
Speaker 3: Like you said, Ben should have learned the first time.
Speaker 3: She should learn don't don't do it.
Speaker 2: If she really uh wants to get married and have
Speaker 2: like a maybe make get some I don't know some
Speaker 2: love from the public because she looks be honest, some
Speaker 2: of these movies she's been in lately in her canceled
Speaker 2: tour and all that stuff. She's not exactly you know. No,
Speaker 2: she's not b m OC like you. Rather right, next
Speaker 2: time she gets in a relationship, she should just go
Speaker 2: and the and the guy wants to marry. Oh, you
Speaker 2: don't need to buy a ring. I'll just use one
Speaker 2: of things. Which one do you want me to use?
Speaker 2: I want us to get off on the right foot.
Speaker 4: And then immediately doesn't She called TMZ to let him
Speaker 4: know that she did that, right, yes, And then I'm
Speaker 4: still not feeling bad for of course not I marry her.
Speaker 4: She sure is helping me get our beautiful one.
Speaker 3: Where would you buy it from? Taco? Thank you? You
Speaker 3: already know, yeah, we all know. We all know one.
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