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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of idiotology. We'll let you tako one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, I don't forget. Throw

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<v Speaker 2>your vote in in the next fifteen or so at

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<v Speaker 2>the JR Facebook page for you say it. We played

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<v Speaker 2>this morning. Futured artist is Alison Chains. The three song

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<v Speaker 2>choices we Die Young, Angry Chair, or Rotten Apple.

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<v Speaker 3>I like that you put rotten Apple in there.

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<v Speaker 4>Not trying to sway the votes, not no, because usually

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<v Speaker 4>it's nutshell. But yeah, you get your vote in j

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<v Speaker 4>R or Facebook page. Somebody who votes is gonna gonna

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<v Speaker 4>win Deftones tickets. Hey, do you have any update on

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<v Speaker 4>the dude in the dumpster?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't. Our listeners tell us everything man.

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<v Speaker 2>We got. Of course, we got listeners all walks of

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<v Speaker 2>life doing all sorts of different jobs this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>One's a commercial trash person and this is what the.

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<v Speaker 2>Homeost person was in one of the dumpsters he had

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<v Speaker 2>to unload this morning, and he didn't realize it till

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<v Speaker 2>the guy was in the back of the truck.

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<v Speaker 4>It was with the car, you know, like he was

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<v Speaker 4>in cardboard to keep himself warm, I guess, and uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>uh he said he had anyway that's personal with him.

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<v Speaker 4>But the guy did not pass the homeless persons. Okay, No,

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<v Speaker 4>he's not okay not okay. They rushed in the hospital,

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<v Speaker 4>but pretty bad injuries. Dude, could you think of that

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<v Speaker 4>you're sleeping? I mean, it sucks that he's sleeping in

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<v Speaker 4>a dumpster. I wish he just knew go to a

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<v Speaker 4>homeless shelter and sleep there. But and you get dumped

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<v Speaker 4>into a thing?

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<v Speaker 2>How many times have we seen this man?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank God he didn't get compacted.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, and need you all to try to find

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<v Speaker 2>it within yourselves to have a little bit of compassion

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<v Speaker 2>and empathy here for this story.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I thought you meant for the guy that got

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<v Speaker 3>dumped in the back of the pickup. Are they a

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<v Speaker 3>dump truck? Garbage truck?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, well, that, of course that goes without saying. Did

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<v Speaker 2>he is apparently very upset that did? He currently being

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<v Speaker 2>housed in the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 4>Because they're not giving him enough lube. No, he's Uh,

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<v Speaker 4>you still never watched any of that show?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you know? The downfall of Diddy? Some wild stuff. Dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, he's did he is upset. He's really not the uh,

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<v Speaker 2>the center of attention in this facility with the fellow inmates.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>That apparently he's going to Luigi, Luigi Mangioni, the CEO killer. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>they're they're in the same facility. I forgot about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Did he had been running the place? You know, he's

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<v Speaker 2>the big big shot there in the big house, the

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<v Speaker 2>famous one. And then here comes Luigi, who's getting all

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<v Speaker 2>the glory these days.

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<v Speaker 3>Head and Luigi, I mean, when was the last time

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<v Speaker 3>you heard about him?

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<v Speaker 2>Besides this, Well, you get kind of pushed out of

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<v Speaker 2>the news over the you know here in the last

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<v Speaker 2>couple of news cycles with all the stuff that's going on,

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<v Speaker 2>but Jimmy Carter and the fires and you know, the horrible.

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<v Speaker 3>A tragedy and New Orleans.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, could you imagine though, you're you know, the man,

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<v Speaker 2>you diddy, You're just used to having everybody fawn over.

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<v Speaker 3>You, and big man on campus man.

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<v Speaker 2>And then all of a sudden it's all just ripped

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<v Speaker 2>out from under you by a.

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<v Speaker 4>A new entry, a handsome young man according to the

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<v Speaker 4>girl that was hitting on him when he exposed his face,

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<v Speaker 4>this is where.

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<v Speaker 3>We live in man. It doesn't well think about it.

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<v Speaker 3>They have shows about women that date these people. I know.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so sad.

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<v Speaker 4>People, I want you to wrap your head around this.

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<v Speaker 4>This guy shout a CEO and people are you know,

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, he's the man. People just fell to

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<v Speaker 4>the floor for what's his name? Was it Dahmer or

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<v Speaker 4>the other dude? Yeah, didn't a bunch of chicks like him?

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<v Speaker 4>Or no, I know he liked to eat in chicks,

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<v Speaker 4>But no, it was the other one. Remember you know

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<v Speaker 4>who I'm talking about this. I really don't. The serial

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<v Speaker 4>killer that that women loved, Oh Ted Bundy, Ted Bundy,

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<v Speaker 4>thank you. He had droves of women wanting him what

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<v Speaker 4>is wrong with this world?

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<v Speaker 3>And it was handsome and all that. They said two

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<v Speaker 3>different guys were handsome.

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<v Speaker 2>I always had SPIKEE for Bundy because he gave a

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<v Speaker 2>fellow Volkswagen bug driver is a bad name, because of

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<v Speaker 2>course my inaugural car was to hand me down green Streak.

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<v Speaker 3>I never I never.

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<v Speaker 4>Equated Bundy with DW Driver suck because all my brothers

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<v Speaker 4>and sisters, each one of them had a bug and uh,

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<v Speaker 4>I never even crossed my mind, said you were still fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Pat, I didn't realize this. Uh, that's why I thought

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<v Speaker 2>i'd bring this up here. Uh. Something that a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of airline passengers do that irritates most pilots. Is it

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<v Speaker 2>get up and walk when they shouldn't be. Nope, Well

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<v Speaker 2>could you I had time to think about this too.

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<v Speaker 3>Ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Been on a flight when you land and everybody starts clapping,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh the bugs them doesn't Pilots don't like it, Oh

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<v Speaker 2>because it's.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, oh, we were worried about you.

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<v Speaker 2>If you will, you can come across as rude, or

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<v Speaker 2>if you did have a rough landing, you know, because

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<v Speaker 2>you got crosswinds or whatever. Yeah, the pilots, according to this,

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<v Speaker 2>Then the pilots they've interviewed, they're like, look, this is

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<v Speaker 2>what we do.

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<v Speaker 3>This is our game. Job.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you drive by a construction site and when the

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<v Speaker 4>person puts up the drywall.

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<v Speaker 1>Go the job?

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly what they're saying, just letting you know, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>even if you're being trying to show true thankful and gratefulness,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe just when you're getting off the flight, you because

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<v Speaker 2>the pilot in the flight cre are all standing there

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<v Speaker 2>at the door when you leave.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, thanks like a job today I say, thanks, dude,

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<v Speaker 3>that's how easy.

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<v Speaker 2>I usually say thank god.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'd been worried for a second there in the

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<v Speaker 4>first You remember that first hour, sir, Right around an

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<v Speaker 4>hour mark, I was counting.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm by the time I make it to that that

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<v Speaker 2>door to get off the plane, I am in as

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<v Speaker 2>highest speed mode as I go, Oh yeah, you're a

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<v Speaker 2>and e. I'm out of here.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>He's totally He's like I would be if that plane

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<v Speaker 4>went down. I'm out for anybody. When when Pat lands

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<v Speaker 4>watch out, no, I always thank him as I walk off.

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<v Speaker 2>Jennifer Lopez is keeping the five million dollar engagement ring

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<v Speaker 2>that she still has in her possession after her and

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<v Speaker 2>Ben Affleck finalized their divorce.

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<v Speaker 3>I think his house is just burnt down.

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<v Speaker 4>It did, damn it did give him the ring back,

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<v Speaker 4>so you can he's got money.

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<v Speaker 3>So listen to this. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>She apparently keeps all of her rings, which now means

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<v Speaker 2>she has a collection of six engagement rings worth about

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<v Speaker 2>seventeen million dollars. You want me to run through them

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<v Speaker 2>for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Here, wouldn't it be kind of depressed?

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<v Speaker 2>She's got one hundred and thirty thousand dollars ring from

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<v Speaker 2>her first husband Ohani Noah. Then she upgraded to just

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred and thirty thousand dollars ring.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I'm saying compared to all these others.

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<v Speaker 2>Then she upgraded to a two hundred thousand dollars one

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<v Speaker 2>with her second husband, Chris Judd. Her first ring from

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<v Speaker 2>Ben the first go around was worth two point six mil.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you got to learn from your mistakes, dude. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>they never made it to the altar of the first

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<v Speaker 2>go around. Husband three, Mark Anthony spent six point five

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<v Speaker 2>mil and she kept that one too. Alex Rodriguez's was

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<v Speaker 2>only worth two million, but again never got married. And now.

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<v Speaker 3>Ben's to five point six million dollar ring. So she

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<v Speaker 3>has six of them.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't believe, and that she saves all of them.

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<v Speaker 4>That's just that's almost sad. But also how many dudes

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<v Speaker 4>she's been engaged to.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, you know what she needs to do,

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<v Speaker 3>Like you said, Ben should have learned the first time.

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<v Speaker 3>She should learn don't don't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>If she really uh wants to get married and have

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<v Speaker 2>like a maybe make get some I don't know some

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<v Speaker 2>love from the public because she looks be honest, some

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<v Speaker 2>of these movies she's been in lately in her canceled

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<v Speaker 2>tour and all that stuff. She's not exactly you know. No,

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<v Speaker 2>she's not b m OC like you. Rather right, next

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<v Speaker 2>time she gets in a relationship, she should just go

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<v Speaker 2>and the and the guy wants to marry. Oh, you

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<v Speaker 2>don't need to buy a ring. I'll just use one

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<v Speaker 2>of things. Which one do you want me to use?

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<v Speaker 2>I want us to get off on the right foot.

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<v Speaker 4>And then immediately doesn't She called TMZ to let him

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<v Speaker 4>know that she did that, right, yes, And then I'm

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<v Speaker 4>still not feeling bad for of course not I marry her.

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<v Speaker 4>She sure is helping me get our beautiful one.

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<v Speaker 3>Where would you buy it from? Taco? Thank you? You

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<v Speaker 3>already know, yeah, we all know. We all know one.

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