Speaker 1: Is this the Twisted City?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there it is.
Speaker 3: No, we ain't gonna take it, baby, I got a list.
Speaker 3: That's why I'm playing this song right, all right, We're
Speaker 3: not taking it, Dave, Jenny. I've gotten to a point
Speaker 3: where I can't stand at every day frustrations that older
Speaker 3: adults refuse to tolerate as they age.
Speaker 2: Yep, old man yelling at the sky. Let's do the list.
Speaker 4: I noticed this with me because the commercials are louder
Speaker 4: than the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mute them, yeah, once they come on.
Speaker 5: Loud noise noise.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's the one thing that cable did well. When
Speaker 1: you go to streaming, that's not what happens because everything
Speaker 1: is different. So when cable used to used to have
Speaker 1: everything on the same level, so you wouldn't have to
Speaker 1: do that. But you are correct. It drives me crazy, and.
Speaker 4: For me, it's competing noises, a bunch of things all
Speaker 4: at once.
Speaker 2: You got the.
Speaker 4: TV and then maybe you have kids playing all at
Speaker 4: the same time. It's like that's the same thing with
Speaker 4: turning the radio down when you're lost in the car.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know, yeah, but who's fault? What is it?
Speaker 5: Dave?
Speaker 1: According to your wife, According to your wife. Whose fault
Speaker 1: is it? God?
Speaker 2: Turn that down? It's like, I'm sorry, I'm not control
Speaker 2: of the volume.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 4: Actually, she's always the one saying turn that up please.
Speaker 4: It's sports.
Speaker 2: Why are you? Why is it so low? What sphinkers say?
Speaker 5: What? What?
Speaker 2: Why are you doing? Dave's joke. The one thing is
Speaker 2: his man and.
Speaker 4: What I'm going out after I already got home. It's
Speaker 4: non negotiable if the bra is off. Yeah, yeah, that's so.
Speaker 5: As I take my bra off, I'm done.
Speaker 1: The four girls that have to wear those brawls all
Speaker 1: day long, and it's just like you take that off
Speaker 1: and you're like, wait a minute, go back out. That
Speaker 1: was the one thing about six thirty masks on Sunday
Speaker 1: night is like, if you're doing a lazy Sunday, you
Speaker 1: have to get up and take a shower, Jack, guess,
Speaker 1: put makeup on and hair gel. It's just like we've
Speaker 1: been home all day, you know, we have to.
Speaker 2: Go back around.
Speaker 5: Then Susan wants to shave her back again to go
Speaker 5: to church on Sunday.
Speaker 2: Night, or than buckles on her toes. Well.
Speaker 5: She during the winter she wears tennis shoes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, things that old people are old people our age.
Speaker 4: People getting older don't want to put up with anymore
Speaker 4: wearing clothes that are uncomfortable for the sake of fashion.
Speaker 4: My tolerance for cute but painful shoes, itchy fabric, annoying
Speaker 4: tags has gone way down.
Speaker 5: This is going to shock you both. But I'm not
Speaker 5: a slave to fashion.
Speaker 1: The second I get home, the days that I have
Speaker 1: meetings and all that, you know me, I'm a traditional
Speaker 1: button down with a sweater on top and some.
Speaker 2: Dress pants and dress shoes.
Speaker 1: The second I get home, I take it off, I
Speaker 1: get to I put a hoodie on or whatever.
Speaker 5: Why is that as the hoodie and jeans more comfortable?
Speaker 1: It is I like to look good. And again, what
Speaker 1: you wear says a lot about you.
Speaker 2: Mister. What is that? Rolling Stones?
Speaker 1: A shockers shake it Up t shirt?
Speaker 5: Is from the Voodoo Lounge to her of ninety four
Speaker 5: and ninety five.
Speaker 2: It's a Voodoo Tuesday.
Speaker 5: It's a Voodoo Tuesday.
Speaker 4: Yes, things we don't want to put up with anymore
Speaker 4: stuff over substance, material things matter least. It's all about experiences, relationships,
Speaker 4: and functionality.
Speaker 5: I kind of like my stuff.
Speaker 2: I like my stuff too.
Speaker 1: I can't really say that since we're doing remodel, knocking
Speaker 1: walls out stuff.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm spending a lot of money on.
Speaker 5: This re start out. You start that, all right.
Speaker 1: He's sending the estimate this week, so we find out
Speaker 1: the damage.
Speaker 5: I might come over there and just kind of look
Speaker 5: over his shoulder when he works.
Speaker 2: Oh please please that.
Speaker 5: How is that how you're gonna Is that how you
Speaker 5: gonna do it? Okay, it's your job, dude, you.
Speaker 2: Can install it that way.
Speaker 1: But I will tell you this. I will help them
Speaker 1: demo because I love taking a sledgehammer to the walls
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 2: That's fun.
Speaker 5: I hate everything about it.
Speaker 2: I'd throw out my shoulder.
Speaker 5: Thank you, Brett weather b for saving our bacon. We
Speaker 5: were talking about that last It's a bit.
Speaker 1: It's a big even though she almost had him killed.
Speaker 5: I get help that.
Speaker 2: My dog is a killer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, get help.
Speaker 2: It, German.
Speaker 4: This is I think more for younger people work. I'm
Speaker 4: so over it. If I were paid enough to actually
Speaker 4: thrive and didn't have to spend more than forty hours
Speaker 4: in an office, I wouldn't mind.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: People get that attitude now in their twenties.
Speaker 1: No, Well, here's what irritates me when I get older
Speaker 1: because you get really good at your job. So just
Speaker 1: because it takes a shorter amount of time for me
Speaker 1: to do my job, like, don't discount that as me
Speaker 1: right right, Okay, it used to take me a lot longer.
Speaker 1: Now I could do this very quickly. But writing an email,
Speaker 1: Thank gosh for chat GPT because he can write the
Speaker 1: email faster. I just watched Dwight type out text messages
Speaker 1: with one finger and literally I think it took the
Speaker 1: entire break.
Speaker 5: No, that was not a sentence. That was my password.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm dead, sis are you seriously?
Speaker 2: With one finger? He's like pink pink, pink, pink pink.
Speaker 5: But I go back, And here's the thing. If you
Speaker 5: mess up, you think you messed up, it's just a
Speaker 5: bunch of dots. You gotta race it all and go back.
Speaker 5: My gosh, No, passwords are a B word.
Speaker 4: But as you get older, you don't necessarily want to
Speaker 4: do everything your boss is. Because they said so, it's
Speaker 4: like I'm not twenty eight anymore.
Speaker 2: No, No, they're so.
Speaker 1: And you've ever replayed meetings that you had years ago
Speaker 1: where you were like, I should have looked at Hi
Speaker 1: right in the eye and said no, we're not doing that.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, obviously, when you're younger, you just
Speaker 1: cat cause you were built that way.
Speaker 2: That's how you grew up.
Speaker 1: You're psych Yes, sir, get the job done and stop complaining.
Speaker 1: But you also learned throughout the years that the squeaky
Speaker 1: wheel gets what they want.
Speaker 5: That's what I've never understood. Yes, the.
Speaker 1: People in the office that are always complaining somehow get everything,
Speaker 1: and the people that never complain and go, yes, sir,
Speaker 1: we'll get it done are the people that get more
Speaker 1: work with less pay.
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous. That sounds familiar.
Speaker 4: Let's see things. As you get older, you don't put
Speaker 4: up with any more drama. I seriously had to walk
Speaker 4: away from a friend group because they would not stop
Speaker 4: with it. Every six months, like clockwork, they'd be picking
Speaker 4: who was kicked out of the friend group.
Speaker 2: Over some minor thing.
Speaker 1: Usually in your thirdies. I've always said that twenties are fun, uh,
Speaker 1: but you store the late twenties, you start to drop
Speaker 1: those friends that are just constant drama. My car's broke down,
Speaker 1: come get me, or I can't believe my boss is
Speaker 1: so boss.
Speaker 2: I lost my job again.
Speaker 1: You just somehow start to lose those folks and start
Speaker 1: to narrow in on people that aren't like that.
Speaker 4: This applies to me in cars buying new things. I
Speaker 4: just want to spending money on shiny stuff now. I
Speaker 4: just want functional things that will last a long time.
Speaker 1: I just don't feel like it's smart to park one
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars in your driveway, whether it's you're in
Speaker 1: your wife's cars. Seems silly. I mean, these new cars
Speaker 1: now are just so expensive. It's like, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to do that. And you hear the commercials.
Speaker 4: Only fifty eight thousand dollars make me only fifty eight thousand.
Speaker 1: Right unless yeah, unless yeah, less. Then it's something that
Speaker 1: you use every day, like coffee makers. I'm like, spend
Speaker 1: the extra dollar on a car if you drink coffee
Speaker 1: every day? Yeah, and it's important to you buy the
Speaker 1: good one. I do what it is by the golden bar. Go,
Speaker 1: don't get the vac don't get the six hundred dollars vacuum,
Speaker 1: because guess how, the six hundred dollars vacuum sucks the
Speaker 1: same way as the cheap vacuum.
Speaker 5: Contrary bonjour, the dice.
Speaker 1: In does a great sorry sucks the same.
Speaker 5: No, No, it does, Yes, it does, it does.
Speaker 2: Yes, it does, it does, it does.
Speaker 5: Let me put this to bed right now.
Speaker 2: No, you can't google that. You don't have a consumer
Speaker 2: reports long again, you can't prove it you.
Speaker 1: I'm seriously how much how much different is this stuff
Speaker 1: coming out.
Speaker 5: Of the Carbet says here that I'm right.
Speaker 2: No, six hundred dollars for a vacuum bill, Thank you.
Speaker 5: I feel vindicated.
Speaker 2: You're indicated, vindicating things.
Speaker 4: We don't put up with as we get older, abrasiveness
Speaker 4: or people who are a contrarian for the sake of
Speaker 4: being contrarian. Truly, no patience for being a devil's advocate anymore.
Speaker 4: The devil doesn't need more ad Why are you?
Speaker 2: Yes, It's just like, why are you arguing with me? Dude?
Speaker 2: This isn't argue.
Speaker 1: It's a conversation.
Speaker 2: I'm just ordering a beer. I don't care if you
Speaker 2: like it or not?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Stop talking? Are you arguing? You know how they make
Speaker 2: that I don't care? Right or people go No, one
Speaker 2: thinks like that. Why are you even talking?
Speaker 5: I shut up?
Speaker 2: Apparently I do. So. Somebody does this one? That one
Speaker 2: hit a note? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Really? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Wow, this one's a big alcohol what Oh as they
Speaker 4: get older, they don't tolerate alcohol so much anymore.
Speaker 2: It's yea or or you embrace it.
Speaker 1: I turned fifty six and like twenty five days or whatever. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you you if the hangovers whoever sing that
Speaker 1: damn song?
Speaker 5: Oh hey, juniors hurt more than this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hank Junior was right. Oh yeah, cornbread and iced
Speaker 1: tea took the place.
Speaker 2: Of whatever, diet coke and fries.
Speaker 4: Arguing with strangers online now, if I see something I
Speaker 4: feel as ignorant, just mute the post, scroll past it,
Speaker 4: or unfriendly person?
Speaker 5: Absolutely, why are you both looking at me?
Speaker 2: I don't say, yeah, it's not worth it said.
Speaker 4: I can't believe I spent so many years yelling at
Speaker 4: people in comment sessions.
Speaker 2: Yep, why would you do that?
Speaker 1: And I think that ended for most of us quite
Speaker 1: some time ago, most of them. But cut clearly, brother.
Speaker 2: We were in the meetings with you.
Speaker 1: Yes, so yes, because a lot of times those people
Speaker 1: are just trying to piggyback on your platform. So and
Speaker 1: they don't even might not even believe that they just
Speaker 1: are doing that to you, because they're like if he
Speaker 1: retweets me, or if he reposts me. Then I get
Speaker 1: all of his followers too, and they get my name. Great,
Speaker 1: I'm going to do that. That's the problem.
Speaker 4: Going out to the bars till once two or three
Speaker 4: o'clock in the morning. Give me a happy hour with
Speaker 4: the guys over that.
Speaker 2: Anytime.
Speaker 1: You can just stop at going out to the bars.
Speaker 1: You don't need to be late at the ending part there, No,
Speaker 1: why are you going out the bar? Uh, restaurant, different story.
Speaker 1: Let's go get something eat some apps, have a drink
Speaker 1: or two.
Speaker 2: But yep, that's it.
Speaker 1: Just to go to a pure bar. Here's part of
Speaker 1: my problem. I can't taste that or I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: can't take that. The loud noises, no too oh, the
Speaker 1: band starting check the smell, the musty stale beer, the
Speaker 1: stale beer smell. I don't know how I put up
Speaker 1: with that. When I was younger, was never duchess disgusting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you could be blind filded and brought into dutches
Speaker 4: and go I'm at duchess.
Speaker 1: And your your feet are sticking to the floor. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's like, dude, why am I here?
Speaker 2: Pretty sure everybody can see me pee right now? Used
Speaker 2: to live in places like this.
Speaker 4: Now you're no way inconsiderate people and behavior, whether it's
Speaker 4: slow drivers and the left line, people that walk around
Speaker 4: in stores and live like no one else is around,
Speaker 4: people that are rude to staff, people are oblivious to them, delaying.
Speaker 1: You ah, rules that don't apply to them.
Speaker 4: I'm going to stand in front of the tomato paste, yes,
Speaker 4: for eight minutes, like I've never seen tomato paste before.
Speaker 5: Well, just here's the thing. People that move slow doing
Speaker 5: anything drives me up the wall. Uh, it takes you.
Speaker 5: If you go to a buffet and you gotta dig
Speaker 5: the I.
Speaker 1: Don't understand pulling into a Kroger car parking lot and
Speaker 1: there's a whole pile of trash, like you know, someone
Speaker 1: just opened their door and just dumped it out right
Speaker 1: like you were just like what kind of brain?
Speaker 5: Well I'll see that. I'll go to Dongers VP to
Speaker 5: get like fill them out jeep, and right there next
Speaker 5: to the trash cancer, somebody's empty like an ashtray or something.
Speaker 5: I'm like, six more inches?
Speaker 2: What are we doing here?
Speaker 4: Off with their heads? Yeah, I say it's not just you.
Speaker 4: Please hit your gas pedal. I'd like to make this
Speaker 4: light this one. Let's see which one of us. This
Speaker 4: applies to the most things we don't want to tolerate
Speaker 4: as we get older. Children they are noisy, sticky little
Speaker 4: disease machine, sticky little germ traps.
Speaker 1: I love kids. I don't mind kids. Why U all
Speaker 1: to hate kids? I hate parents that don't take care
Speaker 1: of their kids, because everybody in my group was if
Speaker 1: the kid makes a noise and doing whatever, you snatch
Speaker 1: them up and you're gon you take them out. When
Speaker 1: I was, when we would go out to dinner, it
Speaker 1: was we would say, do you want to eat or
Speaker 1: I'll take I'll take him out and then you eat
Speaker 1: and I'll come in. You take them out and then
Speaker 1: I can eat. That's how we would do it because
Speaker 1: we didn't want to bother other people. But I don't
Speaker 1: remember doing that as a child. Like there was four
Speaker 1: of us, but we sat in her chairs. We didn't
Speaker 1: speak and yell and scream. I was afraid of what
Speaker 1: was going to happen when we got home.
Speaker 5: You were in the sex shops where you have the
Speaker 5: leather strap and the big red ball.
Speaker 3: In the mouth.
Speaker 2: You see no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 5: I don't either. Somebody sent me a picture of you did.
Speaker 4: Know Tony, have a vacation experience with the kid that
Speaker 4: you enjoyed rather recently. What wasn't there a little toddler
Speaker 4: kid or something? Oh your hotel downtown.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that little I mean machine. No, he was
Speaker 1: just he was a toddler and someone they wouldn't parent.
Speaker 1: He was screaming and running from side to side. And
Speaker 1: then later that night when I came in, he would
Speaker 1: They were still in the lobby and the kid the
Speaker 1: elevator doors opened and he was standing there.
Speaker 2: And I was like, you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 5: They're all gonna die, you know you? Did he say
Speaker 5: something creepy like that?
Speaker 2: Did he skitter up the wall?
Speaker 1: And then I told the story and then Tony Cruise
Speaker 1: and all them were like Shannon dude was like, oh,
Speaker 1: there was a toddler and the and the little kid
Speaker 1: came around the corner like a Stephen King little guy,
Speaker 1: and he was staring at me like ten feet away.
Speaker 2: I was like, there he is there, he is right there.
Speaker 2: You're going to die. And they're like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: that is a little creepy little kid. You're the only
Speaker 2: one that can see me.
Speaker 1: A little lollipop coming out of his mouth I was like, ooh, creepy, don't.
Speaker 5: Say any kid, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Tony?
Speaker 4: Exactly two more flying. I've gotten to the point where
Speaker 4: I can't stand it. Every part of it sucks and
Speaker 4: keeps getting worse. I'd rather drive long distance.
Speaker 1: I've gotten better at it, Like I don't mind it
Speaker 1: so much. I used to really dress, especially going through
Speaker 1: the security, TSA and all that, and then get it.
Speaker 1: Just relaxed, Just relax, get in your chair and chill out.
Speaker 5: I'm with you.
Speaker 2: I used to like not mine the fifteen sixteen hour.
Speaker 4: Drives when I was younger, but now now I can't
Speaker 4: want to get there an hour and a half.
Speaker 5: Yes I do.
Speaker 1: I want a direct flight if I could get there
Speaker 1: in an hour and a half, and I'm like, yes,
Speaker 1: let's do that. No way, fifteen hours, a couple of
Speaker 1: days to recover.
Speaker 2: And this one a lot of us going through this
Speaker 2: right now. Winter.
Speaker 4: I just hate the cold and the fact that it
Speaker 4: feels like it's permanently dark.
Speaker 1: Why do you think people move to Florida? There are
Speaker 1: so many people at the Jay where I work out.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of older people, and like half of
Speaker 1: them are gone because it's the time. It's January, it's
Speaker 1: time for them to they snowbirds. They left on January one,
Speaker 1: and they've been gone and they'll come back sometime in April.
Speaker 1: And it's probably pretty affordable. I guess if you rent
Speaker 1: it by the month, it's a lot less expens extensive
Speaker 1: to do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then while you're gone, you get new windows
Speaker 4: put in. You come back to a nice.
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Speaker 1: and February to tell me how you feel about getting
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Speaker 1: two things around the house that we would do in
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago. We decided, Okay, this year
Speaker 1: is we're gonna get new windows. What a great decision.
Speaker 1: First of all, any noise and all that stuff, fireworks
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, you can barely.
Speaker 2: Hear that with new The first thing I noticed, you
Speaker 2: have no whistling and no whistling nothing. You don't hear
Speaker 2: that stuff.
Speaker 1: You can barely hear the rain and you don't hear
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Speaker 1: We are headed that way next week to pick out
Speaker 1: at bargain Supply. We're getting all new appliances because we're
Speaker 1: remodeling the entire kitchen, so we get to pick out
Speaker 1: all new stuff. And there's only one place to go,
Speaker 1: bargain Supply, because every appliance in my house already isn't
Speaker 1: bargain supply. Why because if you go to a box
Speaker 1: store or something like that, there's only two or three choices.
Speaker 1: They have every type of appliance, even the international ones.
Speaker 1: They have a sixteen thousand dollars Italian gas stove that
Speaker 1: I cannot purchase. I'm gonna get the one that's a
Speaker 1: little bit down from that.
Speaker 2: But I can't wait.
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Speaker 1: tools and wheelbarrows.
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Speaker 1: this on news radio eight forty w hns do that,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say nineteen sixty three on that one.
Speaker 2: Am I close? No, I'm not sure. Sixty four. I'm
Speaker 2: guessing sixty four or five?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: That music means it's this day in music. And obviously
Speaker 1: the first story we talked about earlier, say in history history. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, this day in history we talked about earlier,
Speaker 1: the Space Shuttle exploding nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean you just take that story out then.
Speaker 1: Well I was leading you into that story.
Speaker 5: I need the music led me into that.
Speaker 1: You know what, if you're prepared and not watching you
Speaker 1: not watching those videos in the what videos?
Speaker 5: Were you watching a JCPS video?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: The person was breathing pretty heavy.
Speaker 5: She was, wasn't she? Yeah, So I'm gonna assume I
Speaker 5: think what happened is she just finished jogging.
Speaker 2: This one that sounds wonderful I don't even know.
Speaker 5: If I should do this. Now do it? You just
Speaker 5: do it anyway?
Speaker 2: Do it?
Speaker 4: It was today, by the way, I was nineteen sixty
Speaker 4: for the whole world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I never would have called that one.
Speaker 5: I would have said three or four too. It was
Speaker 5: today January twenty eighth, eighteen seventy eight. Yeah, the very
Speaker 5: first telephone switchboard was installed in New Haven, Connecticut. I
Speaker 5: guess that would the very first switchboard. So I guess
Speaker 5: people in New Haven could call each other, but you
Speaker 5: couldn't call anywhere else.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the deal those ladies, because usually that was
Speaker 1: the ladiest job. That was a meon's work. No, it's
Speaker 1: lady works. They were the little They were the little
Speaker 1: hits that they could hear your conversations.
Speaker 5: That's hot, okay, are they and you hear? And they
Speaker 5: actually had to do this when they put you through.
Speaker 5: They had to go one ringy dingy, two ringing.
Speaker 2: They did that. It's the truth, not true. Ringing dingy
Speaker 2: is not part of wondering.
Speaker 5: It was today January twenty eighth, eighteen ninety six. I'm
Speaker 5: gonna butcher this name, last name. Her first name is Emily.
Speaker 5: Last name. I'm gonna say Grub, it's g r.
Speaker 1: U bbe Okay, Grubby, go with it, Just go with it.
Speaker 5: There wants say doctor Greb eighteen ninety something.
Speaker 2: No one cares, here's the doctor. Everybody was Grub.
Speaker 5: You wis say doctor Grubby?
Speaker 1: Just getting committed?
Speaker 2: Come on?
Speaker 5: It was today, Hey Daniel.
Speaker 1: The engineer, Thank you, mister distracted.
Speaker 5: It was I got the attention span of a urine.
Speaker 2: Are a puppy today?
Speaker 5: Eighteen ninety six, Doctor Emily Grub became the first doctor
Speaker 5: to use radiation treatment for breast cancer radio in eighteen
Speaker 5: ninety six years later, and we're still used. Pisses me off.
Speaker 5: That's what pisses me off.
Speaker 2: About them on.
Speaker 5: I remember a little boy and my grandfather would drive
Speaker 5: himself to chemotherapy and we would drive home and then
Speaker 5: round about Southland Terrace. Before we got home, he would stop,
Speaker 5: open that door and vomit. It was just a horrible scene.
Speaker 2: One fast forward.
Speaker 5: We're still doing that.
Speaker 1: One in three gets diagnosed with breast cancer in this country.
Speaker 1: I have three sisters, a wife, and a mom, So
Speaker 1: odds are.
Speaker 5: A today. In nineteen fifteen, the Coast Guard was created
Speaker 5: by an Act of Congress. They were made to fight
Speaker 5: contraband trade and aid in distressed vehicles at the sea.
Speaker 1: That was today and actually fifteen No you that's wrong,
Speaker 1: you're facing No, that's wrong. Coastguard was created for the
Speaker 1: Navy to actually make fun of someone because that one
Speaker 1: else makes fun of the Navy.
Speaker 5: Double snort, that double snort. It was today January twenty eighth,
Speaker 5: nineteen thirty four. The world's first skeetoe became.
Speaker 1: What a great idea. Oh what if we well, how
Speaker 1: did they get up the damn hill after? Before this?
Speaker 2: They flew up there?
Speaker 5: No, it says right here that until then you had
Speaker 5: to sit on your butt and then inch your way
Speaker 5: back up the slop.
Speaker 2: That's not true. How else would you do it? You forever?
Speaker 5: How else would you do it? Though?
Speaker 1: That's what I'm asking. Before the ski lift, what did
Speaker 1: you do? Or it's ski toned?
Speaker 5: Do you think maybe somebody just stood up a top
Speaker 5: and pulled you with a rope.
Speaker 4: They just sat at the bottom and go kind of
Speaker 4: fun to ski down? This wouldn't Yeah, maybe someday we
Speaker 4: can get up there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know what if you're not skier in
Speaker 5: the day, quick enough for you? Yeah, we did it
Speaker 5: and let's go. Yeah, you had your fun on the slope.
Speaker 2: It's too it's two.
Speaker 5: It was today, sad day today. In nineteen eighty six,
Speaker 5: the Space Shuttle Challenger Yeah, had a catastrophic failure seventy
Speaker 5: three seconds after liftoff from Cape Canaveral, Florida. All seven
Speaker 5: crew members were killed. Following the horrible disaster, President Ronald
Speaker 5: Reagan appointed the Rogers Commission to investigate the failure of
Speaker 5: the old ring on the solid rocket booster lift off.
Speaker 5: The investigation led to grounding space shuttles fleets for almost
Speaker 5: three years while procedures were dump delimited.
Speaker 2: Dumb design.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess in nineteen eighties technology, I guess
Speaker 1: it was okay. I do remember the SI. I still
Speaker 1: remember the Space Shuttle landing for the first time. Every
Speaker 1: school the national anthem was playing that thing was coming down.
Speaker 1: They had the two jets following it on either side.
Speaker 2: Remember they toed it around on a seven.
Speaker 5: That's exactly was going.
Speaker 1: Like, how did that thing get on there?
Speaker 5: I don't know what number one. And that's when I
Speaker 5: worked at ups out on the ramp. I never got
Speaker 5: tired of watching these seven forty seven's take off. Huge
Speaker 5: because I'm right next to him going there's no way.
Speaker 2: It looks like they're barely moving as they're lumbering down
Speaker 2: the runway.
Speaker 5: Right, and then you put a space shuttle on top
Speaker 5: of the damn thing and it still gets up in
Speaker 5: the air.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Moonraker starts that way, man, because they steal it.
Speaker 1: They blow up the plane and they.
Speaker 5: Steal the space shuttle.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But it's a flying brick. It's basically just it doesn't
Speaker 1: really fly to the it just glides.
Speaker 2: It falls, it falls accurately, accurately to the landing strip.
Speaker 5: And now it's a landing strip. What focus Well, I
Speaker 5: was until you said landing strip is what it's called,
Speaker 5: Like a landing strip, like.
Speaker 2: A little yeah, yeah, yeah, please move on.
Speaker 5: It was today January twenty eighth, nineteen ninety seven. O. J.
Speaker 5: Simpson's fate was placed in the hands of a civil
Speaker 5: court jury. They had to decide if he could be
Speaker 5: held liable for the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and
Speaker 5: Ronald Goeman. The jury found that Simpson was liable ordered
Speaker 5: him to pay thirty three point five million dollars in damages,
Speaker 5: but the problem with that.
Speaker 2: He didn't have thirty three point five million. I would
Speaker 2: have that, but.
Speaker 1: Also you cannot in certain states, I believe, you cannot
Speaker 1: touch anyone's pension, so he could not touch his NFL pension,
Speaker 1: so he had that stuff. But they did get his
Speaker 1: prize possession, which was his hero.
Speaker 5: Which, by the way, so i've got an honor the
Speaker 5: great Norm McDonald with one of his greatest jokes in
Speaker 5: my eyes, he was the presenter at the sb's for
Speaker 5: an award. Yeah, and he said, you know, I can't
Speaker 5: remember which football player was, but he said such and
Speaker 5: such as here tonight just won the Heisman Trophy and said,
Speaker 5: that's some kind of accomplishment for you to win this
Speaker 5: Heisman trophy. And by the way, that's something that nobody
Speaker 5: can take away from you unless you murder your girlfriend
Speaker 5: and her lover. Oh boy, just a great line, right,
Speaker 5: it is you know, it is Norm McDonald, the great
Speaker 5: Norm MacDonald. It was today nineteen ninety eight President Clinton's plane,
Speaker 5: Air Force one, accidentally rolled off the tarmac tarmac while
Speaker 5: it was taxiing out of the airport in Illinois. It
Speaker 5: became stuck. The Boeing seven O seven it says, I
Speaker 5: thought it was a seven forty seven. It says the
Speaker 5: Boeing aircraft was moving slowly and it just started. It
Speaker 5: was starting to go towards the runway and it took
Speaker 5: off and left the tarmac and got stuck. The pilot
Speaker 5: raised the planes, ereved the plane's engines twice, trying to
Speaker 5: generate enough power to move it, but with no success.
Speaker 5: It was stuck. They had to get it told out.
Speaker 2: This is the story. Yeah, this day in history that was.
Speaker 2: This was the boy slow news day.
Speaker 5: You should have put off the height. Let me tell
Speaker 5: you how we passed the time? Oh, baby, one more.
Speaker 1: It's that technically a crash maybe, yeah, just getting stuck
Speaker 1: and stuck in the mud.
Speaker 5: All right, let's end on this when it was today.
Speaker 5: In twenty twenty one, people yet again proved they had
Speaker 5: more money than since the mittens that were worn by
Speaker 5: Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders, remember that and the for Biden.
Speaker 2: For whatever reason, Bernie's mittens.
Speaker 5: So yeah, the mittens, and it was crossed. Everybody was
Speaker 5: bundled up. So funny in a case of somebody having
Speaker 5: more money than they do since the mittens worn by
Speaker 5: Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders to the Biden inauguration, were auctioned
Speaker 5: off and raised one point eight million dollars for the
Speaker 5: stupid right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you understand the It's kind of a boring day
Speaker 1: except for the shuttle thing. I mean, seriously, the invented
Speaker 1: they invented the rope, the rope that pulled people from
Speaker 1: skiing up. Why are you showing me that they voted
Speaker 1: the rope that they invented the rope that pulled people up?
Speaker 2: What else was in there that was fun? Was was?
Speaker 2: Was was freaking lame?
Speaker 5: I got it all right, thank you.
Speaker 2: That was kind of a.
Speaker 5: Difficulty. So if you heard the show.
Speaker 4: Jump got a bonus, Dear Squatchy for you guys today.
Speaker 5: Let you do it.
Speaker 2: Oh man, this is Leonard.
Speaker 4: Hi, Leonard need your advice, Dear Squatchy. I always thought
Speaker 4: that dating was supposed to be a two way thing,
Speaker 4: but it seems as if the girl I've been seeing
Speaker 4: for a couple of months doesn't see it that way.
Speaker 4: When we first started dating, I was happy to pay
Speaker 4: for dinners, shows, everything. Now it's become clear that that's expected.
Speaker 4: She'll even ask me if I want to go grocery
Speaker 4: shopping with her, and when it comes time to check out,
Speaker 4: She'll stare at me as if to say, well, what
Speaker 4: are you waiting for? Lately she's been talking about how
Speaker 4: great a trip to the Caribbean would be, And all
Speaker 4: I can think of is, yeah, for you? What's the
Speaker 4: best way to address this? Because I can't afford her?
Speaker 1: That's exactly how you put it, Dear Squatchy, you say
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: We got to break up?
Speaker 5: Way? Whoa, whoa?
Speaker 1: What? Why I can't afford you? I'm buying your groceries.
Speaker 1: We don't live together. Okay, next thing, I have a
Speaker 1: feeling that you're gonna start asking me to pay for
Speaker 1: your car payment.
Speaker 5: Well, now the imagine insurance, Now you imagine it. Now
Speaker 5: that you mentioned that, a good idea, it's a great
Speaker 5: way to put it.
Speaker 1: We're done here. Why I can't afford you? Bye? Because
Speaker 1: obviously she you know, she's got about three or four
Speaker 1: other dudes for your money. Because you, my friend, are
Speaker 1: a classic sucker.
Speaker 2: You are one of the sugar daddies.
Speaker 1: You are a sucker.
Speaker 5: You're a sap.
Speaker 1: You're a sap, a sucker, you're what we call an
Speaker 1: easy mock.
Speaker 2: What is what else? Was sap?
Speaker 5: Sucker?
Speaker 1: Hey, Turkey, Turkey, you a turkey.
Speaker 5: Man, Hey, by your chest, you have a sister that
Speaker 5: is just as equally as goodible as you.
Speaker 1: Perhaps now the dinner, the dinners and movies and stuff, fine,
Speaker 1: would I would not allow.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry sorry.
Speaker 1: Even if she was like demanded to pay half, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, look, that's not how it works, bro.
Speaker 4: But going to Walmart for groceries and stuff for two
Speaker 4: hundred and fifty bucks and staring at me to pay
Speaker 4: for it, so what are you doing?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: And of course when she said the Caribbean would be great, yeah,
Speaker 1: he knows, Oh, this would be great.
Speaker 2: For you because I have to pay for all.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 5: We always whatever you girls that I went out with,
Speaker 5: we've always just payper rock scissors on who's going to
Speaker 5: pay for dinner? The paper? Rock scissors on the comedy
Speaker 5: club or the.
Speaker 2: Well if it's uh if?
Speaker 1: And after a while, if she doesn't say, I feel
Speaker 1: terrible that you have to pay for everything, let me
Speaker 1: get dinner tonight.
Speaker 4: And you know the trip to the Caribbeans going to
Speaker 4: involve swimming with the dolphins, going on the boat tours
Speaker 4: the nicest restaurants she can find.
Speaker 5: You bring up swimming with the dolphins round him? You
Speaker 5: you did that on Porpoise.
Speaker 1: It was no nice.
Speaker 2: Hey, Tony, is this your boho?
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's gonna want all the excursion.
Speaker 2: And this is while on.
Speaker 1: The first date. I always inquire, you know. So let's
Speaker 1: let's dive into what's your job?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm yeah. How much does that? How much does
Speaker 2: that pay? I got a and uh, I wasn't marrying. No,
Speaker 2: I wanted No, it's only court, isn't it.
Speaker 1: No, No, it's not. It's too simple, it's too simple,
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