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When this episode drops. 21 00:01:06.480 --> 00:01:11.239 Happy Valentine's Day, Elvis, that all are you no Happy 22 00:01:11.319 --> 00:01:12.280 Valentine's thank you. 23 00:01:12.359 --> 00:01:19.079 Happy Valentine's Day, Elvis v oh b I said, baby, No, 24 00:01:19.159 --> 00:01:25.560 I said, be high producer Brian, Hello, Okay, so Elvis 25 00:01:25.640 --> 00:01:27.400 is going to be my Valentine this year. 26 00:01:28.799 --> 00:01:30.000 If he wants to. 27 00:01:31.480 --> 00:01:36.840 Guys, when she says, don't worry, don't want you know what, 28 00:01:37.480 --> 00:01:40.680 It's just another day. It's a Hallmark It's a Hallmark holiday. 29 00:01:40.879 --> 00:01:44.439 Don't get me anything. Don't listen to her. 30 00:01:46.760 --> 00:01:47.359 Quite some time. 31 00:01:47.760 --> 00:01:52.519 Get her something, flowers, car get her card, at least 32 00:01:52.959 --> 00:01:56.359 something to acknowledge your love on this day, even though 33 00:01:56.400 --> 00:01:58.640 even if you think it's just the most worst made. 34 00:01:59.319 --> 00:02:02.920 Oh my god, of course you think that. Did you 35 00:02:02.959 --> 00:02:08.680 know that February is America's eleventh favorite month. January is 36 00:02:08.759 --> 00:02:11.520 the worst. Why that's just I don't know. This new 37 00:02:11.520 --> 00:02:13.159 study part of the new year. What do you think 38 00:02:13.159 --> 00:02:15.719 the most popular month is December? Nope? 39 00:02:16.000 --> 00:02:17.360 Oh, June? 40 00:02:17.599 --> 00:02:17.960 Nope? 41 00:02:18.159 --> 00:02:19.240 July nope? 42 00:02:19.919 --> 00:02:22.000 Come on, yes, thank you? 43 00:02:22.360 --> 00:02:22.879 Was October? 44 00:02:22.960 --> 00:02:24.919 Yes it is. That's the number one too. 45 00:02:25.120 --> 00:02:26.280 Halloween, baby, I. 46 00:02:26.240 --> 00:02:28.159 Know I love Whylloween. 47 00:02:28.159 --> 00:02:30.800 You're lying, I know you're lying. You used to love Halloween. 48 00:02:31.039 --> 00:02:31.479 I hate it. 49 00:02:31.639 --> 00:02:32.439 Just making this up. 50 00:02:32.599 --> 00:02:34.199 Even as a kid, I hated Halloween. 51 00:02:34.240 --> 00:02:34.800 That's not true. 52 00:02:35.360 --> 00:02:35.960 What's very true? 53 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:37.400 Do we need to analyze. 54 00:02:36.960 --> 00:02:39.879 This two years ago? I don't know that something happened 55 00:02:39.919 --> 00:02:40.479 on that you. 56 00:02:40.400 --> 00:02:43.639 Have a trauma, traumatic experience on Halloween, like over the 57 00:02:43.719 --> 00:02:44.919 last five years or something. 58 00:02:45.080 --> 00:02:46.639 It was not even that it was like two years ago. 59 00:02:47.159 --> 00:02:48.560 What happened two years ago on Halloween? 60 00:02:48.560 --> 00:02:49.000 I don't know. 61 00:02:49.159 --> 00:02:50.240 Two years ago. He loved it. 62 00:02:50.639 --> 00:02:53.919 Three years ago, Oh I didn't. 63 00:02:54.120 --> 00:02:57.360 It's okay, this is a safe space. It's this is 64 00:02:57.360 --> 00:02:58.199 a safe space. 65 00:02:58.800 --> 00:03:01.360 As a cheshire cat. 66 00:03:01.479 --> 00:03:04.879 All right, before we get to the photos, the awkward photos. 67 00:03:06.000 --> 00:03:08.599 If you happen to have a million dollars laying around, 68 00:03:08.800 --> 00:03:12.240 an extra mill and you're single, this is for you. 69 00:03:13.199 --> 00:03:17.520 There's a matchmaking service in Los Angeles called Million Dollar Match. 70 00:03:18.240 --> 00:03:23.199 For one million dollars, you get these things and they 71 00:03:23.240 --> 00:03:26.960 guarantee to find you the one. And this is how 72 00:03:26.960 --> 00:03:31.240 they do it. You get a dedicated recruiter, somebody that 73 00:03:31.319 --> 00:03:34.719 flies all over the United States, hits up gyms, hits 74 00:03:34.759 --> 00:03:38.759 up bars, hits up stores, hits up any public areas 75 00:03:38.800 --> 00:03:43.919 where guys may be or girls may be looking for singles. 76 00:03:44.599 --> 00:03:46.879 You get a matchmaker that'll help. 77 00:03:46.759 --> 00:03:50.240 You apps that's what they're doing. 78 00:03:50.360 --> 00:03:55.400 Probably you get a dating coach. This is over a 79 00:03:55.599 --> 00:03:58.520 full year. This is a full year. And if you 80 00:03:58.560 --> 00:04:01.919 get engaged less than six six months after the program ends, 81 00:04:01.960 --> 00:04:06.800 they throw in a three carrot engagement ring. I want 82 00:04:07.080 --> 00:04:11.520 one million dollars and they're only taking in three clients. 83 00:04:11.639 --> 00:04:17.279 They mean business, they really mean business, and we mind it. 84 00:04:17.319 --> 00:04:19.759 We better only team they're taking. Are you one of 85 00:04:19.759 --> 00:04:20.759 those three clients? 86 00:04:21.360 --> 00:04:24.480 Yeah? Okay, okay, yeah, my extra milk. 87 00:04:24.560 --> 00:04:25.959 You with a pity case. 88 00:04:27.160 --> 00:04:29.079 I know why I'm doing it for like social media parts. 89 00:04:29.079 --> 00:04:31.600 You should be that. You should be the guinea pig if. 90 00:04:31.519 --> 00:04:34.519 It works, dude, I would do the Golden Bachelor, Like 91 00:04:35.120 --> 00:04:37.000 in two seconds. 92 00:04:36.519 --> 00:04:39.839 How about why don't you be? Why don't you Belorette? 93 00:04:42.759 --> 00:04:44.600 I probably would hate it because I probably I would 94 00:04:44.600 --> 00:04:46.600 not like any of those girls. I wouldn't like any 95 00:04:46.639 --> 00:04:49.439 of those dudes because everybody's there just to be on team. 96 00:04:49.759 --> 00:04:52.160 I said, why don't you do the Golden Bachelorette? 97 00:04:52.319 --> 00:04:54.920 I know, but it's the same thing. Why are you 98 00:04:55.000 --> 00:04:57.839 trying to be funny? Because I'm I see how I'm 99 00:04:57.879 --> 00:04:58.399 not caring. 100 00:04:59.040 --> 00:05:01.120 She's one of those over sixty five singles this year. 101 00:05:02.040 --> 00:05:06.560 You know, shut up, geez, got this now? Lissa this 102 00:05:06.560 --> 00:05:09.079 this May May twenty fourth, she's gonna be sixty six. 103 00:05:09.160 --> 00:05:11.720 Oh now, now he's throwing out my birthday like he's 104 00:05:11.759 --> 00:05:12.920 known it his whole life. 105 00:05:12.959 --> 00:05:13.879 Sixty six. 106 00:05:14.120 --> 00:05:17.839 Shut up, over Fox, we'll call her sixty six. 107 00:05:18.399 --> 00:05:21.279 Sure, you guys, if you keep saying that, people are 108 00:05:21.279 --> 00:05:22.240 really going to think that. 109 00:05:22.920 --> 00:05:24.360 Why wouldn't they think it's true? 110 00:05:24.560 --> 00:05:25.519 Shut up? 111 00:05:25.759 --> 00:05:27.120 You look good for sixty six? 112 00:05:27.480 --> 00:05:27.959 All right? 113 00:05:28.040 --> 00:05:31.959 And if you get dumped before Valentine's Day, because that 114 00:05:32.079 --> 00:05:35.199 happens to a lot of people, because guys or girls 115 00:05:35.240 --> 00:05:38.120 or whatever, mostly guys, I think, freak out and they're like, 116 00:05:38.160 --> 00:05:41.759 oh my god, I'm not like totally digging this person. 117 00:05:41.800 --> 00:05:43.120 I don't want to get him a present. I'm going 118 00:05:43.160 --> 00:05:45.639 to dump them instead. Here's what the Memphis Zoos got 119 00:05:45.680 --> 00:05:51.360 for you. Name a turd after your turd. For ten dollars, 120 00:05:51.439 --> 00:05:54.920 you can get an elephant turd named after the person 121 00:05:54.920 --> 00:05:55.319 that dump. 122 00:05:55.439 --> 00:05:57.120 Oh can you? 123 00:05:57.120 --> 00:06:01.199 You'll get a digital card and terrible video of an 124 00:06:01.240 --> 00:06:03.240 elephant doing his business. 125 00:06:03.720 --> 00:06:04.560 That's amazing. 126 00:06:04.759 --> 00:06:10.240 Poop hitting more poop, Yeah, that's amazing. So if your 127 00:06:10.360 --> 00:06:14.360 ex's name Brad, the poop's name is going to be Brad, 128 00:06:14.399 --> 00:06:16.399 and all the proceeds go to helping the animals. 129 00:06:16.399 --> 00:06:18.800 If this is, oh, listen, I'll donate ten bucks. 130 00:06:18.879 --> 00:06:22.480 To get it. Somebody, don't you before Valentine's Day? 131 00:06:22.519 --> 00:06:25.480 Oh yeah, thank god. 132 00:06:26.240 --> 00:06:30.000 Okay, before we show that are photos which we will show. 133 00:06:30.839 --> 00:06:34.519 Eric has a story which is along the lines of 134 00:06:34.560 --> 00:06:37.519 something we talked about, like a couple of weeks ago. 135 00:06:37.560 --> 00:06:40.040 We talked, we had a big show about all the 136 00:06:40.120 --> 00:06:43.279 recent fraud and scams that are going around, and this 137 00:06:43.360 --> 00:06:49.519 one almost got this guy. And you know anything, no, 138 00:06:50.800 --> 00:06:52.879 Frauding me is easy, frauding you is not. 139 00:06:53.319 --> 00:06:53.480 No. 140 00:06:53.680 --> 00:06:55.399 So what happened? 141 00:06:55.639 --> 00:06:58.240 So I get a U. I was on the phone, 142 00:06:58.279 --> 00:07:02.519 I was out lunch. I was on the phone and 143 00:07:02.560 --> 00:07:06.079 I get a phone call that comes through. So I 144 00:07:06.160 --> 00:07:08.879 listened to the message and it's a detective and he 145 00:07:08.879 --> 00:07:12.519 said he's with the San Diego County Sheriff's Department and 146 00:07:12.600 --> 00:07:14.759 there was an urgent legal matter that he needed to 147 00:07:14.800 --> 00:07:17.439 speak to me about and to call him back as 148 00:07:17.480 --> 00:07:20.040 soon as I could. So I called back the number 149 00:07:20.759 --> 00:07:23.279 and I couldn't imagine what it was. And I even 150 00:07:23.360 --> 00:07:25.759 said in my message to him because I got his 151 00:07:25.800 --> 00:07:28.279 voicemail and that said, this is Detective so and so 152 00:07:28.360 --> 00:07:32.439 with the San Diego County Sheriff's Department, please have a message, 153 00:07:32.439 --> 00:07:35.720 took it back to you, and he said it was 154 00:07:35.839 --> 00:07:41.720 his desk. Like, so I left a message. I said, 155 00:07:41.759 --> 00:07:44.600 I'm not sure what this is about, but I'm returning 156 00:07:44.639 --> 00:07:45.079 your call. 157 00:07:45.600 --> 00:07:46.240 Call me back. 158 00:07:46.519 --> 00:07:51.000 He did, and he informed me that I failed to 159 00:07:51.079 --> 00:07:55.480 show up for a court case that I was subpoened on. 160 00:07:56.839 --> 00:08:01.439 And I said, I wasn't suboenaed for any court case. 161 00:08:01.519 --> 00:08:04.079 I have no idea what you're talking about. And he said, 162 00:08:04.120 --> 00:08:09.519 mister Rimmer, on December eighteenth, you signed for the paperwork. 163 00:08:10.319 --> 00:08:14.040 And I said no, I didn't, and he said, well, 164 00:08:14.079 --> 00:08:19.639 we have your signature showing acknowledging that you received the 165 00:08:19.639 --> 00:08:23.360 paperwork that I got this peanut. I said what date 166 00:08:23.439 --> 00:08:25.439 was this and he said December eighteenth, and I said 167 00:08:25.920 --> 00:08:29.040 at what time? And he said eleven thirty five am. 168 00:08:29.560 --> 00:08:31.759 And I'm like, well, that's impossible because I wasn't here. 169 00:08:32.759 --> 00:08:35.039 And he said, well, somebody else in your house signed 170 00:08:35.039 --> 00:08:36.159 for it and forgot to give it to you. And 171 00:08:36.159 --> 00:08:41.000 I said, well that's impossible too, I said, because I 172 00:08:41.080 --> 00:08:45.039 live alone. So he goes, well then somebody, I thought, well, 173 00:08:45.240 --> 00:08:47.919 the only thing I can think of is that it's 174 00:08:47.960 --> 00:08:57.919 a massive complex and there's different buildings and my number 175 00:08:59.039 --> 00:09:03.639 is that same number is in another. 176 00:09:03.480 --> 00:09:04.600 Like ABC building. 177 00:09:04.720 --> 00:09:05.399 Yeah. 178 00:09:05.440 --> 00:09:07.480 So he said, well, you're going to need to come 179 00:09:07.519 --> 00:09:10.759 down to the Sheriff's department and we're going to have 180 00:09:10.799 --> 00:09:13.200 to do a signature test and if you truly didn't 181 00:09:13.200 --> 00:09:15.320 sign for it, then we'll have to go after the 182 00:09:15.320 --> 00:09:17.240 person that signed for it. And I right then and there, 183 00:09:17.279 --> 00:09:19.799 I thought, well, how would you know who signed for 184 00:09:19.879 --> 00:09:24.639 it then, you know if if my signature didn't match. 185 00:09:25.080 --> 00:09:26.879 So something started to go off and he said, so 186 00:09:26.879 --> 00:09:28.200 you're going to need to come down. He gives me 187 00:09:28.240 --> 00:09:33.639 the address, so I immediately google it and it's a industrial 188 00:09:33.679 --> 00:09:39.240 park in Kerney Mesa And so I google San Diego 189 00:09:39.279 --> 00:09:42.440 County Sheriff's Office kerney Mesa and it comes up. It's 190 00:09:42.440 --> 00:09:45.919 on the same street, but the physical address like it 191 00:09:46.000 --> 00:09:48.080 was like the guy on the phone gave me, like, 192 00:09:48.799 --> 00:09:51.399 I don't know, eight six seven to two and it 193 00:09:51.519 --> 00:09:53.759 was one number off, so it was like eight six 194 00:09:53.919 --> 00:09:58.200 seven to one was the actual number. So I'm like, okay. 195 00:09:58.240 --> 00:10:01.080 So he kept saying something. I kept getting the run 196 00:10:01.120 --> 00:10:04.360 around all of a sudden about money. So you need 197 00:10:04.399 --> 00:10:07.559 to come down and if we find you. You're going 198 00:10:07.639 --> 00:10:10.399 to need to the Honorable Judge has cited you for 199 00:10:10.759 --> 00:10:15.519 a failure to appear and in contempt of court. So 200 00:10:15.600 --> 00:10:18.919 I'm like, wait, what how can I be in contempt 201 00:10:18.960 --> 00:10:23.080 of court in a fail to appear? And they told 202 00:10:23.159 --> 00:10:27.000 me that the case was a SA case involving a minor, 203 00:10:27.120 --> 00:10:30.480 and I'm like, oh, I have no idea. I would 204 00:10:30.519 --> 00:10:33.200 never have been subpoena for a case like that, Like. 205 00:10:33.120 --> 00:10:35.279 You wouldn't get subpoena. Did you just get arrested too. 206 00:10:36.559 --> 00:10:39.120 But as a witness or something? And I'm like, yeah, 207 00:10:39.639 --> 00:10:44.000 I don't. But I was like, no, I would have known, 208 00:10:45.200 --> 00:10:49.039 you know, that would have So I'm like hmmm. 209 00:10:49.720 --> 00:10:50.159 So then he. 210 00:10:50.159 --> 00:10:53.360 Says, well, there's all this stuff about well it can 211 00:10:53.399 --> 00:10:55.960 be up to a twenty thousand dollars fine for a 212 00:10:55.960 --> 00:11:00.200 failure to appear and you have to, you know, do 213 00:11:00.399 --> 00:11:03.360 the signature analysis and all this, and it kept getting 214 00:11:04.360 --> 00:11:07.519 just spiraling off into different things, and I was so 215 00:11:08.200 --> 00:11:11.960 confused that I was like wait. So he goes, I'm 216 00:11:11.960 --> 00:11:14.120 going to need to transfer you since you're not understanding 217 00:11:14.159 --> 00:11:18.480 what I'm saying to this other department. So he transfers me, 218 00:11:18.519 --> 00:11:22.600 and this guy's like detective Smith, you know. And I said, yeah, 219 00:11:22.679 --> 00:11:24.519 I don't know what's going on. And the guy starts 220 00:11:24.559 --> 00:11:27.600 explaining it and it's even more convoluted than the other guy, 221 00:11:27.639 --> 00:11:30.679 and I said, I don't get it. So all of 222 00:11:30.720 --> 00:11:35.480 a sudden, I'm He says something to the effect of 223 00:11:36.399 --> 00:11:40.600 I said, fine, I'll come down, but what's where. 224 00:11:42.279 --> 00:11:43.679 I don't understand what I'm supposed to do. 225 00:11:43.639 --> 00:11:44.039 And he goes. 226 00:11:44.200 --> 00:11:46.919 He starts screaming at me on the phone, and right 227 00:11:46.919 --> 00:11:49.600 then and there when I said I wasn't going to 228 00:11:49.879 --> 00:11:54.039 sell them oh here for eight thousand dollars, because he 229 00:11:54.120 --> 00:11:58.279 said it's sitting if you you can't come down here 230 00:11:58.320 --> 00:12:03.279 and do the signature analysis without paying first, and I'm like, 231 00:12:04.480 --> 00:12:05.279 are you kidding me? 232 00:12:06.120 --> 00:12:09.879 And I said. He goes, and so I pulled this stunt. 233 00:12:09.960 --> 00:12:12.559 I go, I don't have that kind of money, and 234 00:12:12.600 --> 00:12:15.279 he goes, well, how much money do you have? And 235 00:12:15.320 --> 00:12:19.039 I'm like, none of your fucking business, and he goes, 236 00:12:19.399 --> 00:12:21.159 don't you talk to me that way, and he starts 237 00:12:21.159 --> 00:12:23.480 screaming at me, and he's like, I've been doing this 238 00:12:23.600 --> 00:12:26.200 forever and I've never met anybody as stupid as you. 239 00:12:26.279 --> 00:12:31.039 And I'm all, oh, on the contrary, you've never had 240 00:12:31.039 --> 00:12:33.320 to deal with anybody as smart as I am, because 241 00:12:33.360 --> 00:12:37.679 I'm not falling for this bullshit. So I just kept 242 00:12:37.679 --> 00:12:41.440 saying I don't understand. I don't understand, and he's like, fine, 243 00:12:41.679 --> 00:12:43.919 I'm just going to report to the courts that you're 244 00:12:43.960 --> 00:12:48.720 not agreeing to any of these options. And I said no. 245 00:12:48.919 --> 00:12:52.039 I said, I'm perfectly happy to come down there and 246 00:12:52.039 --> 00:12:55.080 do the signature analysis. What I won't do is pay you. 247 00:12:56.639 --> 00:12:59.039 And he started screaming, and I said, okay, you know what. 248 00:12:59.679 --> 00:13:02.639 I'm sorry. I'm coming down right now. And he goes, 249 00:13:02.679 --> 00:13:04.759 don't you dare come down here without paying and I said, 250 00:13:04.960 --> 00:13:06.759 oh no, I'm coming down and I'll bring the police 251 00:13:06.799 --> 00:13:08.000 with me, and I'm all. 252 00:13:07.960 --> 00:13:09.440 Fuck you, and I hung out. 253 00:13:10.679 --> 00:13:15.320 So then I called the Sheriff's department and I got 254 00:13:15.360 --> 00:13:19.840 an actual sheriff and I said, hey, is there a 255 00:13:19.879 --> 00:13:21.840 scam going? And he goes, oh, god, you didn't give 256 00:13:21.879 --> 00:13:24.600 them any money, did you? And I said no, I'm 257 00:13:24.600 --> 00:13:27.559 not stupid, No I didn't give him money. And he goes, 258 00:13:27.679 --> 00:13:29.799 oh yeah, it's a total scam. 259 00:13:30.320 --> 00:13:33.559 It is rampant. It is so bad. 260 00:13:33.600 --> 00:13:36.120 It is bad, and I mean for me to get 261 00:13:36.200 --> 00:13:39.200 rattled because they're like, well, you'll just get arrested. They'll 262 00:13:39.240 --> 00:13:42.159 just come to your work. Because they had my full name, 263 00:13:42.919 --> 00:13:47.120 my address, and my full birth date. Oh and he goes, 264 00:13:47.159 --> 00:13:48.799 you didn't give them their social Security number? 265 00:13:48.799 --> 00:13:49.000 Did you? 266 00:13:49.039 --> 00:13:52.600 And I said no, But can you imagine being told, 267 00:13:53.200 --> 00:13:56.440 you know, if you were elderly or something like. I've 268 00:13:56.639 --> 00:13:59.840 never had to do a trial or anything, so I 269 00:14:00.039 --> 00:14:00.440 didn't know. 270 00:14:00.759 --> 00:14:02.840 So scary. I bet they've been getting tons of money 271 00:14:02.879 --> 00:14:06.000 out of people. Oh gosh, okay. So my friend who 272 00:14:06.039 --> 00:14:09.720 thinks she was talking to Kevin Costner. I was there 273 00:14:09.879 --> 00:14:16.200 when Kevin Costner called her, yes, and so so she answered, 274 00:14:16.200 --> 00:14:18.080 She's like hi Kevin, and then it would go. It 275 00:14:18.120 --> 00:14:21.559 would like there'd be like a beat and it was 276 00:14:21.600 --> 00:14:24.639 his voice and be like, hi, beautiful, how are you? 277 00:14:25.759 --> 00:14:27.360 And she's like fine, what are you doing? 278 00:14:29.720 --> 00:14:29.879 Oh? 279 00:14:30.480 --> 00:14:33.679 I'm missing your beautiful face. You mean so much to me. 280 00:14:34.759 --> 00:14:37.559 Oh that's so sweet. You mean a lot to me too. 281 00:14:40.559 --> 00:14:43.919 When can I see you, my beautiful flower? Like all 282 00:14:43.919 --> 00:14:45.639 this like stuff. You can totally tell. It was Ai 283 00:14:45.759 --> 00:14:47.840 and they have someone was just typing it in. I'm 284 00:14:47.840 --> 00:14:51.000 like and I said to her, I said, do you 285 00:14:51.120 --> 00:14:54.360 see do you do you hear the pause, I go, 286 00:14:54.559 --> 00:14:59.039 that's what they're doing. They're they're like creating, manipulating. Yes, yeah, 287 00:14:59.159 --> 00:15:06.600 and so luckily she only they had her. He said 288 00:15:06.799 --> 00:15:10.679 he was on set in some remote location and his 289 00:15:10.799 --> 00:15:14.320 handlers were not letting him have access to anything or 290 00:15:14.320 --> 00:15:16.919 blah blah blah blah, and he like trusts her and whatever, 291 00:15:17.320 --> 00:15:22.159 and he needed some Apple cards because he needed YadA YadA, yadah. 292 00:15:22.440 --> 00:15:26.080 So she was out a couple hundred bucks of Apple cars. 293 00:15:26.120 --> 00:15:29.600 That's it. But there are stories of people that talked 294 00:15:29.600 --> 00:15:33.360 to Liam Neeson, a woman who lost eight hundred red, 295 00:15:35.080 --> 00:15:38.919 like you can, like, so, celebrity scams are huge. This 296 00:15:39.039 --> 00:15:41.879 is really scary, Yeah, because I think I would fall 297 00:15:41.919 --> 00:15:43.799 for that in a second, because I'd be like, oh, no, 298 00:15:43.879 --> 00:15:45.759 I probably did do something really bad. 299 00:15:46.000 --> 00:15:48.399 You don't remember well you know, and this is the 300 00:15:48.440 --> 00:15:51.039 thing they play on that And I mean, I'm so 301 00:15:51.159 --> 00:15:55.240 busy that I thought, I literally thought, did I sign 302 00:15:55.360 --> 00:15:59.039 for something and totally didn't open it or forgot to go. 303 00:15:59.279 --> 00:16:00.919 Some people didn't have a accent. 304 00:16:01.159 --> 00:16:04.480 What if you sign, if you get served, you will 305 00:16:04.519 --> 00:16:06.320 know there is no there can be It's not like oh, 306 00:16:06.320 --> 00:16:08.759 here's a document, like you know, sign here and you're like, okay, great, 307 00:16:08.799 --> 00:16:09.679 like you you. 308 00:16:09.600 --> 00:16:11.600 May have to like stalk you out to serve you. 309 00:16:11.679 --> 00:16:14.559 Sometimes you have to. They have to get a typically 310 00:16:14.559 --> 00:16:16.000 it's on video now too, but they have to get 311 00:16:16.000 --> 00:16:18.519 a verbal like that you know you've been served well. 312 00:16:18.519 --> 00:16:21.639 And initially what I thought he was talking about was 313 00:16:21.759 --> 00:16:24.519 jury duty, because that's what he made it sound like. 314 00:16:24.519 --> 00:16:26.279 And I don't No one gets arrested her, and I 315 00:16:26.360 --> 00:16:29.559 was like, what, we're gone and well, And that's that's 316 00:16:29.559 --> 00:16:31.799 why I was so confused initially, because I was like, 317 00:16:32.799 --> 00:16:35.639 you're I'm in contempt of court for failing to show 318 00:16:35.720 --> 00:16:38.480 up for jury duty, Like who the hell cares? And 319 00:16:39.399 --> 00:16:42.200 that's what I was initially made to think it was. 320 00:16:42.240 --> 00:16:44.600 And then he goes, oh, no, it was a subpoena. 321 00:16:45.559 --> 00:16:49.720 So it jumped from serving on a jury to a subpoena. 322 00:16:49.799 --> 00:16:51.879 And I said, I never got a subpoena for anything. 323 00:16:52.879 --> 00:16:57.360 Dude, you know, thank god you are you? 324 00:16:58.440 --> 00:16:59.879 Oh yeah, nobody was gonna melt. 325 00:17:00.840 --> 00:17:03.039 Nobody's gonna get three grand out of you for that 326 00:17:03.320 --> 00:17:07.319 for nothing. No, oh my god. So be careful like 327 00:17:07.440 --> 00:17:09.599 any little thing, even if you get a wrong number. 328 00:17:09.839 --> 00:17:12.160 Oh I'm running late. I'll be there in a second, 329 00:17:12.200 --> 00:17:14.839 you're like, who's this. I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, wrong number. 330 00:17:14.920 --> 00:17:18.319 All the time I do too, but like but now that, 331 00:17:19.480 --> 00:17:22.319 but now I I kind of clued into when they 332 00:17:22.319 --> 00:17:24.240 start the conversations. 333 00:17:23.519 --> 00:17:25.839 Like right, hold on, it's always scams. I always know. 334 00:17:25.960 --> 00:17:27.240 It's just fun to have the conversation. 335 00:17:27.839 --> 00:17:29.279 You know what else? The fast track thing? Have you 336 00:17:29.319 --> 00:17:30.079 got the fast track? 337 00:17:30.480 --> 00:17:31.880 That's that's a good one. 338 00:17:32.079 --> 00:17:35.960 Yeah, the fast track is is BS that ups and 339 00:17:36.920 --> 00:17:38.880 packages rbs. 340 00:17:39.160 --> 00:17:41.599 There's there's a customs like they're waiting at customs and 341 00:17:41.599 --> 00:17:42.839 they need you to do do. 342 00:17:43.359 --> 00:17:47.400 The SDG or the not STG E the Yeah, the 343 00:17:47.480 --> 00:17:50.359 SDGN that you owe like five hundred and you have 344 00:17:50.440 --> 00:17:53.240 to take out money orders or something to pay it. 345 00:17:53.359 --> 00:17:55.160 Oh my god, bs. 346 00:17:55.440 --> 00:17:58.240 This nothing makes me more mad than people taking advantage 347 00:17:58.279 --> 00:17:58.759 of other people. 348 00:17:58.759 --> 00:18:00.680 I know, it's not it's pretty crazy. 349 00:18:00.799 --> 00:18:03.319 Got a job, it is just and not that kind 350 00:18:03.319 --> 00:18:08.039 of a job, you know. Okay, So, oh god. 351 00:18:08.119 --> 00:18:11.480 We had a photo shoot and this was our little 352 00:18:11.519 --> 00:18:14.119 promo shoot. It was time we needed to freshen up 353 00:18:14.160 --> 00:18:16.920 our photos a little bit, and I thought a J. C. 354 00:18:17.119 --> 00:18:20.279 Penny awkward photo shoot would be perfect for us. So 355 00:18:20.359 --> 00:18:22.599 we met on a Thursday at noon at the J C. 356 00:18:22.720 --> 00:18:27.160 Penny and Fashion Valley, and here are some the photo. Okay, 357 00:18:27.160 --> 00:18:30.079 the girls at work there were great. They were really 358 00:18:30.519 --> 00:18:33.839 funny and they were really they totally knew what we wanted. 359 00:18:34.079 --> 00:18:36.839 They got the vibe that what we what we were 360 00:18:37.039 --> 00:18:39.599 and and kind of like if we wanted it to 361 00:18:39.599 --> 00:18:42.000 look onward. They even put the cheesiest backgrounds up that 362 00:18:42.000 --> 00:18:44.799 they could find. And you know, there were people there 363 00:18:44.799 --> 00:18:48.000 that were getting like true family photos. It's also a 364 00:18:48.000 --> 00:18:48.759 place to go to. 365 00:18:48.759 --> 00:18:54.079 Get My favorite thing was lawyer goes, what are adorable 366 00:18:54.079 --> 00:18:56.119 little girls? She goes, it's a boy, and I was 367 00:18:56.160 --> 00:19:01.039 like done, like three times. 368 00:19:01.079 --> 00:19:03.920 I was literally we should just say she's mute and 369 00:19:04.000 --> 00:19:04.519 can't speak. 370 00:19:04.599 --> 00:19:06.279 I know, I was kind of winning. I was like, oh, 371 00:19:06.440 --> 00:19:07.720 it's a boy, I know. 372 00:19:07.880 --> 00:19:11.519 Because he has cute ponytails. But whatever. Yeah, it was 373 00:19:11.880 --> 00:19:13.279 really beautiful, a little. 374 00:19:13.079 --> 00:19:14.039 Oh he was so cute. 375 00:19:14.039 --> 00:19:15.720 I think he was dressed like a girl too. 376 00:19:15.920 --> 00:19:17.559 No, he had no remember, he just had a diagh. 377 00:19:17.640 --> 00:19:20.079 That's right, that's right away anyway, So all right, here 378 00:19:20.079 --> 00:19:20.400 the picture. 379 00:19:20.480 --> 00:19:23.319 Here are the pictures. Yes, okay, so. 380 00:19:25.039 --> 00:19:26.680 I love our Eiffel Tower, Brian. 381 00:19:26.960 --> 00:19:29.720 I know that one is but like somebody's we're not centered. 382 00:19:29.720 --> 00:19:30.519 Though. It bothers me. 383 00:19:31.279 --> 00:19:34.079 I know it is. That bothered me too, because Eric 384 00:19:34.119 --> 00:19:35.279 needs to be up a little bit. 385 00:19:35.440 --> 00:19:38.319 And well you, but you're off center in the photo too. 386 00:19:38.319 --> 00:19:39.839 You're not even in the center anyway. 387 00:19:39.960 --> 00:19:42.640 That one, okay, and the one we're looking up so serious. 388 00:19:43.240 --> 00:19:45.839 I love that one. It reminds me of a Napoleon dynamite. 389 00:19:46.000 --> 00:19:47.319 Is a good one. I like that one. 390 00:19:47.599 --> 00:19:50.240 And then this one I love. I think this one 391 00:19:50.319 --> 00:19:52.480 is cute. I think that one's a winner. That one 392 00:19:52.559 --> 00:19:55.319 is a winner. It's not it's cheesy, but it's also cute. 393 00:19:55.440 --> 00:19:57.200 It's it's pretty good. I don't like my double chin, 394 00:19:57.279 --> 00:19:58.599 but we can. 395 00:19:58.799 --> 00:19:59.920 You know, we can fix that. 396 00:20:00.319 --> 00:20:02.039 You don't have to fix that. No, I have to 397 00:20:02.079 --> 00:20:02.400 fix it. 398 00:20:02.519 --> 00:20:06.119 Okay, you can fix that. Okay, okay, No, I think 399 00:20:06.119 --> 00:20:07.640 it's so cute. 400 00:20:09.319 --> 00:20:10.359 It's all right. Whatever. 401 00:20:10.880 --> 00:20:13.119