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The fuck. That's to the day. Yep, we make you look smart

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body, it's the day. Here's
some fun facts for you today. Who

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was in Ikea the last? My
guest would be Chili probably never been in

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there, Alex maybe baby furniture.
My guess is Tessa, you were in

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Ikea the last out of the members
of the show. You know what,

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it's been at least a year.
It's been at least a year, maybe

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like eight or nine months. Yeah, I'm eight or nine years since.

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I really you got to get in
there sometimes, dude, those meat balls.

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I haven't taken Travis, who is
my new man friend? I like

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on it, like made him take
me there? Did you go to look

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for baby furniture there? I hate
Ikea. I will never go to Okay,

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Emma likes it. Dumb. They
don't give you words on their instructions.

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We are never going to get advertising
out of them now, thank you.

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I don't care. I wouldn't.
I like Ikea and Toole. They're

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not going to spend any advertising money
on the morning show. I can't.

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Ten years ago this was published.
Ikia used one percent of all the wood

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in the world to make their furniture. Yes, even that particle board still

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needs some real wood and they use
a massive amount of it, one percent

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of all the wood in the world. Te Ikia, just go in there

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for a hot dog. Weird Al's
song eat It There you Go hit number

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one in Australia in nineteen eighty four. It's a parody of Michael Jackson's Beat

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It. By the way, beat
It only made it to number three in

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Australia. That is fun. Whoa
eat It? The original song didn't make

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it to number one, but Weird
Al did. Music video is good for

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both of those. Australia is weird. More than half of the one hundred

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largest lakes in the United States are
man made. Ah, that's neat lake

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Conro appreciate that, dude, man
made. Wow, it's the fuck.

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Back to the day. We make
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It's the fun. Back to the
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