1 00:00:00,920 --> 00:00:04,559 But it was like he inverted a bottle of robot usen before he got on 2 00:00:04,599 --> 00:00:06,759 the boat, you know what I mean? Yeah, he did, and 3 00:00:06,759 --> 00:00:09,759 then we learned because we get a little sea rat history right out of the 4 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:15,199 gate here. Oh yeah, comes from a home of abuse and drunken parents. 5 00:00:15,199 --> 00:00:33,799 And I hate to say this, Dylan Buttock, we know. Yeah, 6 00:00:36,399 --> 00:00:41,320 welcome aboard another brand's banking new season of another Below deck podcast. My 7 00:00:41,359 --> 00:00:44,119 name is Dylan. I'm setting up next to one Patrick Kicky. Permission to 8 00:00:44,119 --> 00:00:51,240 come aboard. Granted, Kaylin is fired. We didn't fire him. A 9 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:56,399 tear shed for Kaylin. I know that everybody missed his laugh or they're gonna 10 00:00:56,399 --> 00:01:00,159 miss his laughter. But uh, but the kid had a sandwich problem and 11 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:07,319 we can't have people like that around this operation. That's fair, right, 12 00:01:07,599 --> 00:01:11,200 Yeah, I mean he deleted two episodes. That's it, puts And also 13 00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:15,319 we're kidding he his wife is mad at him for working. I think we 14 00:01:15,439 --> 00:01:22,680 didn't fire he quit. Okay, So we have a new season to get 15 00:01:22,719 --> 00:01:26,159 into. Also, quick public service announcement. Did we say our names? 16 00:01:26,359 --> 00:01:30,760 Yeah? We did it? Okay. Great Frasier interview is out. Hope 17 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:38,920 everybody's enjoying it. It's free on this free and yeah, it's everywhere. 18 00:01:40,719 --> 00:01:44,959 Love Frasier so much. He was very candid and we just had a We 19 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:47,359 just had a gay old time with him, you know what I mean. 20 00:01:47,439 --> 00:01:49,200 Yeah, some of our best work, I think. So are you being 21 00:01:49,239 --> 00:01:52,400 patitious or not at all? Yeah? I know, I think it's some 22 00:01:52,439 --> 00:01:53,000 of our best way. Well, and you know what, if you want 23 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:57,159 to see us interview him, go to our YouTube channel, Bad TV Podcasts. 24 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:00,799 Right, is that the right one? Well, we just launched another 25 00:02:00,799 --> 00:02:02,519 YouTube channel a little bit hard to find. We're gonna get some some YouTube 26 00:02:02,599 --> 00:02:08,360 videos up there, but it's called another Below Deck podcast. Search it out 27 00:02:08,439 --> 00:02:13,319 if it lands on a YouTube channel called Real Nick Davis. You know, 28 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,560 you might be a little confused, but you know that's just how the algorithm 29 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:21,400 works. But we'll start it out. But the important news here is that 30 00:02:21,439 --> 00:02:29,840 we're here to break down a brand new season of Below Deck Mediterranean with none 31 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:37,599 other than Captain Sandy herself, Captain Leadership Conference, Captain Timeshare. Yes, 32 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,120 she's back, and you know in my when I give my thoughts and not 33 00:02:40,719 --> 00:02:44,639 the audience is to be quite surprised that I will be one of her biggest 34 00:02:44,639 --> 00:02:47,520 advocates in this whole mess up with the MCU, and how do you let 35 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:53,560 a guy on board that the Marvel Cinematic Universe. No, I don't even 36 00:02:53,599 --> 00:02:55,639 know what the what it stands for, but it's very important and they can 37 00:02:55,639 --> 00:03:00,000 shut you down if if you don't have your originals. They're John Taffer, 38 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:05,199 what are you doing? Yeah, yeah, they're like that. They're like 39 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:09,719 that. But for boats any other public service announcements have I Love is Blind? 40 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:14,199 Go to Patreon dot com. Slash another podcast network. We drop our 41 00:03:14,199 --> 00:03:19,520 next three episodes this weekend. Yeah, it's pretty phenomenal television. As always, 42 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:22,639 Nick and Vanessa, although they're both alcoholics, they do a pretty good 43 00:03:22,719 --> 00:03:24,560 job producing that show. For now, when we do the show, I 44 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:30,400 will give this fan credit. But izz he said he loves to dance and 45 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:35,840 then also said that his mom didn't let him do there's a little bit of 46 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,919 they're all liars on the show. Yeah, they're all fucking liars. So 47 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:42,039 anyways, that is a great time. Join us at patreon dot com if 48 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:46,280 you would like to hear that Golden Bachelor starts Thursday on the Bad TV Feed. 49 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:52,000 That is going to be a blast and we're gonna get to some iTunes 50 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:53,800 ratings and reviews later on the episode. I know you guys want us to 51 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:57,719 get into the show right now, but iTunes ratings and reviews, We'll take 52 00:03:57,719 --> 00:04:00,840 a little break for that later. Let's get in to a pat thoughts and 53 00:04:00,879 --> 00:04:04,280 pots for this first episode. Okay, let me just say this flavor you're 54 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:09,000 sucking on. Oh, it's a new flavor. It's called BlackBerry. Well 55 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,000 that's not a it's not a new one. They have black cherry, don't 56 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,120 they. Oh is BlackBerry a new flavor? I think Let me take a 57 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:21,519 lick. Okay, I don't think you're gonna like it? Do you not 58 00:04:21,639 --> 00:04:26,160 like it? What is wrong with beer? What is wrong with light beer? 59 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:29,079 What happened? It fills me up too much? It makes me sleepy. 60 00:04:29,199 --> 00:04:31,079 There's some chemicals that they put in this white cloth stuff. It keeps 61 00:04:31,079 --> 00:04:34,639 me up. Yeah yeah, yeah, I think I could drink a bunch 62 00:04:34,639 --> 00:04:38,360 of them. It is. It's like the Mountain dew of beer. Yeah 63 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:40,959 yeah, yeah, yeah, it's really gross. So I'm back on the 64 00:04:41,439 --> 00:04:46,240 sauce good Okay, So not very often on below Deck and Dylan, I 65 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:49,959 have been covering this show for quite SubTime. Is there an original first episode, 66 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:55,560 it's generally you meet the new crew and uh, that's about it. 67 00:04:55,639 --> 00:05:01,639 First episodes usually suck. It sucks. This one had intrigue okay, and 68 00:05:02,079 --> 00:05:06,720 had some twists and turns. We have a in a new character. I 69 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:12,040 think his name's Ruin. Yeah, like the god of Schadriel. Oh my 70 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,800 god. Oh by the way, fun little news I have to say. 71 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:18,959 Allegedly at this we had some listeners that happened to be yacht He's reach out 72 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:23,720 to me this morning and share a little information about Ruan. I don't want 73 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:26,360 to destroy that guy's career, because it is all just here say at this 74 00:05:26,399 --> 00:05:29,160 point. But I think he's done that already though you know you might as 75 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:32,319 well just you know, if a house is on fire, and it's really 76 00:05:32,439 --> 00:05:35,759 on fire, you could throw a cup of like a little Dixie cup of 77 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:41,279 kerosene on it. That's true. Well, let's just say these people had 78 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:44,519 not so nice things to say about Ruin having worked with him, or no 79 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:47,079 people that worked with him. So wow. Sure, I don't know how 80 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,839 he thought he was going to get away with this. I guess we're still 81 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:53,800 kind of trying to understand how this has all gone unraveled. But Luca put 82 00:05:53,879 --> 00:05:55,879 it perfectly. It's like, if you get pulled over and you just pull 83 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:59,040 out a eight and a half by eleven photocopy of your license, the CoP's 84 00:05:59,079 --> 00:06:00,800 gonna be like, and it's not you, it's a forty year old ball 85 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:04,160 man, which I think I saw in the background. All right, So 86 00:06:04,199 --> 00:06:08,519 that was phenomenal. If you're white, you'll be scolded with a finger point. 87 00:06:08,639 --> 00:06:12,279 Yeah, now, oh, a little tease here. Possibly, I'm 88 00:06:12,279 --> 00:06:16,759 not going to tease a Cewright interview. Okay, we interviewed Frazier and one 89 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:21,759 of the things that he gave us during that wonderful interview was, if you're 90 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:28,319 a chief stew or a boson or Captain Sandy, you don't choose who works 91 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:30,959 on that boat. They show up and part of the fun is them catching 92 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:35,639 the camera coop catching the castmer, or the workers on the boat scramble to 93 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:42,519 try and find glasses and drawers, and so it's we can't fall Captain Sandy 94 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:46,839 for ruin. And what took place here. It was her that she was 95 00:06:46,879 --> 00:06:49,439 informed that that was a question that guy was in question, and then I 96 00:06:49,439 --> 00:06:53,399 think she did the right thing. So Captain Sandy, this is a rarity, 97 00:06:53,759 --> 00:06:58,800 but thumbs up for you. Okay. As far as this episode, 98 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:01,639 though, I have to say I was overwhelmed with the number of cast members. 99 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:04,879 I can't keep track of everybody. That all the sea rats on the 100 00:07:04,879 --> 00:07:08,800 boat. It's like a clown car. It was. I can't believe he 101 00:07:08,839 --> 00:07:12,000 gave Captain Sandy a thumbs up. Well, I thought she handled it well. 102 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:15,120 Uh, don't worry, I'll go. I'm just saying it. Please 103 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:19,560 don't have that be the last I don't want to start this season off like 104 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:24,839 that. I understand, I understand, but very unsett I gotta call it 105 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:30,240 how I see it, Okay, chef uh, Chef Jack. I can't. 106 00:07:30,439 --> 00:07:32,680 I can't understand a damn thing that he says. But he's but he 107 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:38,959 is charming as hell. I can't wait to hear what Dylan has seen full 108 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:42,879 really Yeah, i'd need a subtitle for that. Yeah, you can't understand 109 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:46,319 it? Well, okay, anyway, wonderful episode. I don't know some 110 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:48,160 of these. I guess when Kyle shows up, they're gonna throw some of 111 00:07:48,199 --> 00:07:53,199 these sea rats off the boat or something. It's beile. There's like nineteen 112 00:07:53,279 --> 00:07:57,040 of them here. But anyway, wonderful episode. I give it an eighty 113 00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:01,040 knots. Great start. I'm gonna give it eighty knots as well. Ruined 114 00:08:01,079 --> 00:08:09,439 the most bizarre character we've ever had on this show. Someone who was here 115 00:08:09,759 --> 00:08:16,040 for a flash was you know, catch me if you can. Of course, 116 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,600 it was kind of like a bad version of that, you know, 117 00:08:18,639 --> 00:08:24,519 because there was no like trysts with Amy Adams or any success with the fraud, 118 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:31,879 you know, but it was entertaining. It was kind kind of a 119 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:35,480 whirlwind. I mean, the guy gets on, he's we'll talk about it, 120 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,120 but he's got the friend passing away. I mean, you're just like, 121 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:43,559 what is going on? Hes he throws spears at fucking fish for a 122 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:46,720 living? What does Yeah, well, before he got before he went into 123 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:48,120 yachting. That's what he said his career was. I don't think he paid 124 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:52,639 a lot to do that. Probably not. It's kind of hot though, 125 00:08:52,639 --> 00:08:56,240 I think I love like sexually. Yeah. I think people are like, 126 00:08:56,240 --> 00:09:01,759 oh, wow, you make a career spearing fish. Yeah, yeah, 127 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:07,879 hot if you want to like live in Squalor, you know, and do 128 00:09:07,919 --> 00:09:11,000 a lot of drugs. Anyways, we're gonna get into the whole thing. 129 00:09:11,039 --> 00:09:16,279 I give it eighty potts. Let's go. It's a beautiful day to go 130 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:20,279 boating. Yes, it as well with it. We're in the Italian Riviera 131 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:22,559 Delan, of course it is. We're in Jenoa, and we cut back 132 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:28,639 to Sandy's days in Genoa. She's rocking her sporty spice. Look I love 133 00:09:28,679 --> 00:09:35,559 that hairstyle, and Italia hits the boat first. She is the thought he 134 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:41,039 with readers U the season is already a shit show, obviously, because every 135 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:50,879 season has to begin with It's like, you know, how Commitists stabbed Maximus 136 00:09:50,879 --> 00:09:54,600 before their final bout. Every season of Below Deck is like if he chopped 137 00:09:54,600 --> 00:10:00,159 his foot off, you know, and the right He's just not gonna do 138 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:03,399 good. So that's what this season is like to me. And Kyle have 139 00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:09,679 gotten caught up in immigration and or customs. I wasn't sure what was going 140 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:15,440 on with those two. I don't know how this happens. I don't know 141 00:10:16,039 --> 00:10:20,840 how much is planned. I don't know how much is just haphazard, sea 142 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:28,879 rat sloppy shit. But it always seems as though there is this floor of 143 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:39,440 there's this floor of standard work and behavior that is beneath the fucking ocean. 144 00:10:39,759 --> 00:10:43,080 You know, it's just wild how sloppy this is. Yeah, but it 145 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:46,159 makes for great television. Did you mention that when Natalia came in, Ah, 146 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,159 she hits Sandy up with some flattery. She's like, oh, the 147 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:54,200 white Capris. Yeah. Have we ever not seen Sandy and white Capris? 148 00:10:54,639 --> 00:10:56,360 No? And I admire that about Sandy. I'm gonna give her a little 149 00:10:56,399 --> 00:11:03,080 kudos too. I think that when you find an article of clothing that speaks 150 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:07,759 to you in a way that it kind of beckons you to choose it as 151 00:11:07,919 --> 00:11:13,799 your day to day uniform. That's a powerful bond, and to shirk it 152 00:11:13,799 --> 00:11:18,399 it would be impractical. Yeah. I think I kind of think that she's 153 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:22,639 addicted to wearing them. I think she'd wear them to a wedding. They're 154 00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:26,279 like glue doors. She can't get away from them. They're like the Siamese 155 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:30,039 Twins of apparel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, She's like Tobias 156 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,480 Fumek, but she instead of Jeane Shorts, it's White Caprice. But we've 157 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:39,000 got more show to talk about, of course. Of course, so Natalia, 158 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:43,720 because to me and Kyle are stuck in an airport somewhere, She's gonna 159 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:50,240 get temps. One of the temps will be an heiress to sprouts. What 160 00:11:52,039 --> 00:11:56,360 is going on, she's got to be worth fucking fifty million dollars. I 161 00:11:56,440 --> 00:12:01,240 don't understand what is going on now, I'll say this, If that is 162 00:12:01,279 --> 00:12:05,440 in fact true, then isn't doesn't that make it so much core that she'd 163 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:09,840 go on to just do blue collar sea rat stuff. No, is my 164 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:16,559 answer, So let's me Jack the chimney sweep. We see lots of pictures 165 00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:20,159 of him and his three lions, Jersey or I don't know how many lions 166 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,440 they got on the front. They got one star though. That's it. 167 00:12:24,799 --> 00:12:30,000 The guy's fucking a scouser. He's like, you know, he eats like 168 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:33,120 chip buddies. You know, they put fries in between pieces of white bread, 169 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,559 they put butter on it, and that's what he likes to eat. 170 00:12:35,639 --> 00:12:41,720 So I'm a little concerned about what this guy can churn out. But he 171 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,679 does a pretty good job tonight, Okay. I can't wait to hear your 172 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:46,799 critique of him. Yeah, he doesn't. I mean, obviously we've got 173 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:52,039 you know, your standard fair. It would be not a premiere episode of 174 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,799 Below Deck if we did not have a caprazy salad, and we do have 175 00:12:54,879 --> 00:12:58,399 a caprazy salad. But he might be a talented chef. I mean, 176 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:03,720 you can't understand a single word, he says. But we meet the chiefs 177 00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:09,759 do next? Oh no, excuse me, he is right off the rip. 178 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:15,320 He's a little too cool for school do He doesn't pass the eye test 179 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,559 for me. I thought he was on ketamine when he got on the Yeah, 180 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:20,879 something was something's going on there, you know. Yeah, a handsome 181 00:13:20,919 --> 00:13:24,919 guy though, uh three years as a boast and he says, he says 182 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:30,480 being the operative two words. Yeah, And my thought when he arrived on 183 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:31,000 the bone, I'm like, oh, wow, he's gonna be having sex 184 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,080 with a lot of ce rats. Yeah, me too, of course. 185 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:37,360 And because he brags it. He throws a stick with a knife on the 186 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:39,679 end of it fish and turns it into a kebab well in the last minutes 187 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:43,200 of its life. Yeah, but a lot of female ce rats think that 188 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:48,039 that's hot. Then can you say a lot of female ce rats think that's 189 00:13:48,039 --> 00:13:52,080 hot? Do you mean to say you think that's hot? Oh? Yeah, 190 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:58,840 just comes off as kind of dangerous, you know. But it was 191 00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:01,360 like he inverted bottle of robot us and before he got on the boat, 192 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,919 you know what I mean, Yeah, he did. And then we learned 193 00:14:05,159 --> 00:14:07,720 because we get a little sea rat history right out of the gate here. 194 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:11,639 Oh yeah, comes from a home of abuse, uh and and drunken parents. 195 00:14:11,679 --> 00:14:16,279 And I hate to say this, Dylan, but we know. Yeah, 196 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:20,639 sorry, smooth Seas never made a good sailor. His name is ru 197 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:28,120 like Sandias, Michi and Euphoria, and we're I'm I'm kind of happy that 198 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,480 we don't have to be confused by that bizarre South African name for the entire 199 00:14:31,519 --> 00:14:35,879 season. Yeah, you know, because we're Americans. You know, we 200 00:14:35,919 --> 00:14:39,720 don't like to be confused about foreign stuff. Exactly. Well, we were 201 00:14:39,759 --> 00:14:43,960 just out. I just weirds us out. Oh weird. Yeah, yeah, 202 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:48,840 yeah. I also want to note here what the fuck is up with 203 00:14:48,919 --> 00:14:52,120 bosons? There is a consistency here among bosons, and I don't think it's 204 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:54,720 just this show. Maybe it is Sea Rats. You let me know. 205 00:14:56,679 --> 00:14:58,639 All right, let's review our last couple. I love where you're going with 206 00:14:58,679 --> 00:15:05,720 this. I think I have the psychoanalytical answer. Okay, they're either verbally 207 00:15:05,799 --> 00:15:11,559 abusive and or have an alcohol problem, a problem with sex addiction, and 208 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:16,200 pathological liars. Yeah, yeah, so I think this is this is the 209 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:20,720 common thread between a lot of bosons. Obviously see red history, which means 210 00:15:22,159 --> 00:15:28,360 pain, pain. But there's also a motor so they've reached the top of 211 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:33,600 this whatever you want to call this ladder. So there's a certain amount of 212 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:41,000 healthy aggression to them and drive. But when you couple that with the sex 213 00:15:41,039 --> 00:15:46,399 addiction, the sea red history, the pain, the alcohol addiction, the 214 00:15:46,559 --> 00:15:52,799 lying, you get a person who's really not suited for a seat of power 215 00:15:52,799 --> 00:15:56,039 in any way, shape or form, you know. And that's kind of 216 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,480 what I think is going on here, because you know, a lot of 217 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:04,279 men with addiction problems, we'll just kind of relax in squalor until they're in 218 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:08,279 the floor permanently. But not these Bosun's. They got enough to get them 219 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:11,679 to the top of the stool, you know what I mean? Yeah, 220 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:15,759 yep. Well he won't be around for long. No, no, I 221 00:16:15,759 --> 00:16:19,399 mean he'll get hell, he's done this episode. Next step we get a 222 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:26,159 trio introduction. Here we get Lara, Haley and Jessica. Okay, so 223 00:16:26,639 --> 00:16:36,000 Jessica wols see you later on in the season. Fairly middling episode from her. 224 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,279 The cameras can't capture the magic of everybody. In the first episode, 225 00:16:38,679 --> 00:16:47,639 Hailey and Laura could be the MVPs of this season. The two of them 226 00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:53,440 together, the two of them individually, this double dragon of Weirdo wild Thornberry 227 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:57,200 and South African Dike. I think she proposed to be called the Dike. 228 00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:03,639 They come from two different worlds combined together in this beautiful thing that I think 229 00:17:03,639 --> 00:17:06,799 we're gonna have on Deck. I think Luca is the perfect person to lead 230 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:10,240 them. He doesn't have a chip on his shoulder. But we haven't seen 231 00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:12,880 enough of Luca. Luca's you know, demons may come out eventually, well 232 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:18,759 technically by from an occupational standpoint, we were never supposed to see Luca. 233 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:22,440 His background is an electrical engineer. Dylan not a Deckie, but fuck it, 234 00:17:22,599 --> 00:17:25,599 he's too good looking to be stuck with those weird old trolls. Dude. 235 00:17:25,759 --> 00:17:30,200 My wife was going, it's the fucking double standard is so ridiculous. 236 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:34,319 I'm sure we talk about you know, we both think Kate Blanchet is beautiful, 237 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:38,200 but when my wife sees somebody that she finds attractive, I mean, 238 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:41,880 there's no limitter. She's just like, my god, is he gorgeous. 239 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:45,640 I'm like, yeah, no he is. She's like he's a little too 240 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,519 short, but he's so hot. I'm like what if he was tall, 241 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:55,720 then he'd be really fucking I'm like, good God, my wife does that 242 00:17:55,759 --> 00:17:57,720 to me. She'll like make a sex noise, like, O hey, 243 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,759 hey, I'm in here. You don't do that to me. Don't make 244 00:18:00,839 --> 00:18:04,720 U Does that mean that we're not comfortable? No? I think it's fucking 245 00:18:04,799 --> 00:18:07,960 rude. Okay, the checks that I think are hot, you'll never know 246 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:14,480 because I go in the bathroom and beat off to them by myself. Have 247 00:18:14,559 --> 00:18:22,079 a little respect, Yeah, okay, yeah, all right. Anyway, 248 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:26,880 Natalia, very much like your lovely wife Cecilia, takes immediate liking to Luca. 249 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,200 I think those two are going to hit it off. Doing when we 250 00:18:30,279 --> 00:18:33,960 get to Natalia, who claims she's in a relationship, at some point, 251 00:18:33,599 --> 00:18:37,480 I don't know what the hell that relationship is because it's not a relationship. 252 00:18:37,759 --> 00:18:42,400 It's an open relationship, which I believe should not be called an open relationship, 253 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:48,720 but called dating. Yeah, you're you're dating, You're just dating, 254 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:53,440 but not even dating because when you're dating, I guess, like I don't 255 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:56,920 know, it's not even as serious as the upper echelon of dating, because 256 00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:02,920 when you're seriously dating somebody, there is this assumption that you're not going to 257 00:19:03,039 --> 00:19:04,400 fuck a bunch of other people. I think it could be, you know, 258 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:10,440 understood if that were to happen, But you'd have serious second thoughts if 259 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:14,319 you did stumble upon that revelation and you were seriously dating. Somebody helped me. 260 00:19:14,359 --> 00:19:17,160 I'm in a loop. All right. Well we'll get some sea rat 261 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,960 background from Haley. She's from Philly. Dad raised her to be more like 262 00:19:21,039 --> 00:19:25,799 his son he than he never had and he wished she'd drink beer and Burtmore 263 00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:29,960 and uh, but she loves beer pong and also because she's from Philly, 264 00:19:30,039 --> 00:19:33,200 enjoys throwing rocks at Santa Claus, darting Philly Christmas Parade, batteries, feces, 265 00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:38,160 rocks all at Santa Claus. I don't know why the collective soul of 266 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:45,599 that city is so ill tempered. They're just angry people. And it extends 267 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:51,319 to South Jersey too. You know these people are just they're all fucking razor 268 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:59,039 blades. You know you got steaks, Be happy, you got history, 269 00:19:59,519 --> 00:20:03,119 you got happen, you got the Eagles, you got Jason Kelsey. I 270 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:06,759 mean, isn't that enough? You got Rocky Balboa? Yeah? Okay, 271 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:11,599 by the way, did you know that Philadelphia has the most heavyweight champions from 272 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:19,039 there. Yeah, but they erected a statue of Sylvester Stallone correct a fake 273 00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:23,799 box. All right, yeah, Filly's great. Laura says, get all 274 00:20:23,799 --> 00:20:30,519 your money done in one month, and then piss off. Do you live 275 00:20:30,559 --> 00:20:33,880 in Cambodia? Like, what the fuck? You don't make that much money 276 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:37,079 in one month? I mean, my god, you got to string a 277 00:20:37,079 --> 00:20:45,119 couple of months together. So this season is very different. We've got a 278 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:52,200 commercial built vessel. This vessel is two times bigger than the last one that 279 00:20:52,559 --> 00:20:56,319 Sandy Pot captained. I was gonna say piloted, but I don't know if 280 00:20:56,319 --> 00:21:02,400 that's the right word. You know, now the Marvel Cinematic Universe, narc 281 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:07,640 is going to be getting on whenever he wants. Okay, And I can't 282 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:11,240 stand these kinds of people. You know, this this kind of system where 283 00:21:11,519 --> 00:21:15,000 it's like health inspectors. But dylant, Dylant, hold on, hold on, 284 00:21:15,039 --> 00:21:18,839 hold on. These are important bureaucracies. Okay, yeah, you pointed 285 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:23,000 this out. What did you say, the health what is that? The 286 00:21:23,039 --> 00:21:26,880 health people? Don't you want someone looking out for you. They walk into 287 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:30,319 a restaurant randomly and they go ay, open up your freezer and then they 288 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,680 see some pork chops that have hair growing on them. Yeah, we need 289 00:21:34,079 --> 00:21:37,960 those kind of administrative bodies to protect the public. Yeah, so you're an 290 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,920 advocate of big government, correct. I am not, sir, But I 291 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,480 don't want to eat pork chops that had hair on it. No. I 292 00:21:44,519 --> 00:21:47,880 also don't want to be on a yacht where a guy who's in charge of 293 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:51,799 making sure sandy can drive out of the fucking doc No, listen, I 294 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:56,519 kill me. I fucking I love government. I love all these things that 295 00:21:56,599 --> 00:22:00,400 keep us safe. They're vitally important. But you know, let's call spade 296 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,359 a spade. These guys are dorks. I mean they're entire It's like you 297 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:07,200 go into an airport and you're happy the TSA is there, right because they're 298 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:10,519 padding down people. And what would we do if everybody had big, big 299 00:22:10,519 --> 00:22:15,799 bottles of shampoo on flights. But the people that get those jobs are just 300 00:22:17,079 --> 00:22:21,000 inherently they're a little bit. They're fucking you know, their door, they're 301 00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:25,680 mind. You also have to be a complete asshole that you can completely shut 302 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:30,279 off your empathy for potentially someone going like, okay, he's gonna get his 303 00:22:30,839 --> 00:22:33,240 You know he'll get his things in order. Actually, this guy seemed rather 304 00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:36,759 nice. He did. When I owned one of my companies, I had 305 00:22:36,759 --> 00:22:40,480 a bunch of fucking buy the book assholes come through and basically like they own 306 00:22:40,519 --> 00:22:42,119 my own business the way they talk to me. Well, speaking of a 307 00:22:45,039 --> 00:22:48,359 let's take a break and let's read a couple of iTunes ratings and reviews. 308 00:22:48,599 --> 00:22:52,039 We told you guys last week and the week before that we would do this. 309 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:56,519 I am very sorry that we haven't done it, but I think it's 310 00:22:56,599 --> 00:23:02,799 vitally important to tell people that we need your help in the review section because 311 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:08,079 Patrick, what happens in the review section well as far as reviews that we 312 00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:12,680 believe reviews, Oh yeah, they leave reviews and Dylan and I prefer either 313 00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:17,720 one stars or five stars. So here's the five star. This is great. 314 00:23:17,759 --> 00:23:21,720 This is from super User nine eight seven s five f That's a great 315 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:22,599 one. Not going to read the whole thing, but two dudes two in 316 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:26,519 it right. They remind me of what a recap conversation with my husband would 317 00:23:26,519 --> 00:23:30,720 be if he actually enjoyed watching the soap proper that is below deck. That 318 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:37,680 is a great review. Yeah, a really great review. This one not 319 00:23:37,839 --> 00:23:41,640 so much. Oh okay. This one is from Jenny eight sixty seven five 320 00:23:41,839 --> 00:23:47,119 three zero nine. What she have to say is that the song at six 321 00:23:47,279 --> 00:23:52,079 seven five three oner, that's the song very original Jenny eight six seven five 322 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:56,759 three. This is called the title. I love the title. It's just 323 00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:00,440 no, no, okay, one star. That usually isn't to be good 324 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,839 for us when that's the title. No, it's not. It's one star. 325 00:24:04,559 --> 00:24:07,359 I started listening because they seem to be getting guests from the show, 326 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:11,440 and that's great. We're gonna have more guests coming on, right. But 327 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:18,039 Dylan is the worst. He interrupts Patrick. His voice is dull and grading. 328 00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:22,599 He pretends to care about people, but he's just afraid of being canceled. 329 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:26,599 And this is what I wanted to get to. He's a conspiracy theorist, 330 00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:34,480 although Pat tries to stop him from espousing his garbage. I know he's 331 00:24:34,559 --> 00:24:41,960 anti vax. I mean, boy, they know you. I got so 332 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:45,759 many shots. I I don't know. This is this is why we need 333 00:24:45,759 --> 00:24:49,039 to do this, because we have really no recourse. You know, you 334 00:24:49,039 --> 00:24:52,440 can write to Apple, but it's they'll really only you know, he Dylan 335 00:24:52,519 --> 00:25:00,279 got eighteen boosters and I'm like what did you do today? You are already 336 00:25:00,319 --> 00:25:03,880 have seventeen you anti vaxer, So yeah, jumping the iTunes, red injury 337 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:08,799 reviews, leave five stars, kind words, don't leave one. We don't 338 00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:12,640 want any more ones. Help us out, all right, let's get back 339 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:19,039 to this show, okay. So Ruin is called up to the gallows. 340 00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:22,279 We'll call it the gallows for him because every time he is brought to the 341 00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:27,720 higher tiers of the boat, he is not delivering a good performance because he's 342 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:34,640 he's in the middle of a web of lies. The MCA says, you, 343 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:38,599 we've got a bit of a problem here because you don't have original licenses, 344 00:25:38,759 --> 00:25:45,039 so essentially you have five days to get them here. All right, 345 00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:48,839 So this is the leniency. They would allow him to leave the deck on 346 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:52,880 this boat for that interim period. Now that is seems fair to me. 347 00:25:53,319 --> 00:26:00,000 Yeah, also insane because LENI, you've given someone that kind of that kind 348 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:06,000 of room. You could discover later on that he'd actually used a photo of 349 00:26:06,039 --> 00:26:10,079 a bald man. Well it's nothing like him. Yeah, and you don't 350 00:26:10,079 --> 00:26:12,319 know if he killed that man or not. You know, it's like that 351 00:26:12,319 --> 00:26:15,559 that one guy, that one murderer who took pictures of the people, and 352 00:26:15,599 --> 00:26:18,880 you thought they were alive, but they weren't. He had just showed their 353 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:25,359 eyes open. That's scary. Ruin could be doing something like that. So 354 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:29,000 let's move on to Jessica. She likes people. She's a strong second stew 355 00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:33,279 because she is a good follower. That is what you need in a second 356 00:26:33,279 --> 00:26:37,680 stew. Now it's interesting, Dylan, because we get a little background on 357 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:41,880 her being a follower. She says she had a best friend who is the 358 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:45,480 life of the party and also always knew what to do. And I thought, 359 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,960 at this point the story she was going to tell us that her friend 360 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:52,799 lost her head in a bad bungee jumping incident, but she didn't think. 361 00:26:52,839 --> 00:26:56,359 God, the reason she was telling us was to drive home the point that 362 00:26:56,440 --> 00:27:04,480 she's a follower. Yeah, kind of sad. They even had pictures of 363 00:27:04,519 --> 00:27:11,119 a friend. I'm like, Okay, what happened to her? That friend 364 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:15,839 seems like a Regina George character, and that poor Jessica was driven into the 365 00:27:15,839 --> 00:27:22,400 ground by her various high school pressures. It's really messy when you're a young 366 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:26,079 kid. So Laura is happy to be on yachts because she is not so 367 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:32,160 much fleeing from the pain, but fleeing from a different kind of life. 368 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,279 I don't know what that note fucking means. I can tell you she was 369 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:40,440 fucking taking noves dives into cowshit in South Africa. Oh that's right, that's 370 00:27:40,519 --> 00:27:45,680 right. How could I have forgotten that? She tells a whimsical shire like 371 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:55,240 tale of her diving into mounds of various different colored fucking feces. And I 372 00:27:55,279 --> 00:27:59,920 think the producer says that you can catch serious strains of bacteria, and she's 373 00:28:00,039 --> 00:28:04,880 says, well, I it never went in any holes. I really don't 374 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:11,359 think. I feel like skin is too porous, you know, but kids 375 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:15,119 do the darnedest thing. Oh you drink off garden hoses that I could kill 376 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:19,920 you too, man. Yeah. Not as quickly though, is diving in 377 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:26,799 mounds of shit? I mean, that is really something else. You know. 378 00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:30,440 It's like the first one of the early scenes in Tommy Boy. But 379 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,599 but that's like a comedy, you know, right, it's not real. 380 00:28:33,799 --> 00:28:41,200 It's not real. So anyways, this is what I'm saying. She has 381 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:47,400 MVP caliber stuff to her. She's just hilarious. So an Italian captain Sandy 382 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:52,759 have a little chat. M Sandy says, what happened to storm, Yeah, 383 00:28:52,759 --> 00:28:56,319 asking me about my dating life, let me alone. Yeah, but 384 00:28:56,359 --> 00:29:00,640 they get to talking about open relationships, open relationships, say, and he's 385 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,880 like, oh, I hope that works out. So then, rue, 386 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:07,400 we were going to meet mile By the way, did we point out it's 387 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:11,319 worth mentioning at least with chronic We stumbling a little bit here. I feel 388 00:29:11,319 --> 00:29:15,440 like we're stumbling at all. It's just ruined right now. I hadn't been 389 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:21,160 convinced that anything was that weird. Okay. So at this point he has 390 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:26,440 called his roommate, who has those documents in his apartment, and he's gonna 391 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:30,279 work on getting them mailed here. Okay. And it's important to note that 392 00:29:30,279 --> 00:29:36,119 he's not calling his roommate. He's leaving voice memos for his roommate, which 393 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:41,000 is a it's a minor detail, but it reeks of somebody who's not really 394 00:29:41,039 --> 00:29:45,759 that concerned about getting the ball over the lad and also a minor detail that 395 00:29:45,839 --> 00:29:49,759 if you didn't know the ending of the movie, you would have just glossed 396 00:29:49,839 --> 00:29:53,559 over, you know, the serial killer. You're like, oh, maybe 397 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,960 he's he's a chef. That's why he has all those nuns, right right, 398 00:29:57,039 --> 00:30:00,680 right, Yeah, It's like you gotta watch a rival couple of times 399 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:06,559 for it to really hit you. You know, hate that movie. Oh 400 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:10,119 do you? Yeah? I do? Okay, So well, that's because 401 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:15,680 you don't get it all right, So Rue needs to get his licenses. 402 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:21,680 Provisions arrived and the chef evidently had a develop mental disorder that he got over 403 00:30:21,799 --> 00:30:25,240 at the age of eight. That is what the you know, people in 404 00:30:25,359 --> 00:30:30,319 the northern kind of fingers of the United Kingdom, they're made of tough stuff. 405 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,599 You have some kind of mental disorder when you're a kid, you're just 406 00:30:33,799 --> 00:30:36,279 tough through it. You know, somebody hits you over the head with a 407 00:30:36,279 --> 00:30:40,680 bottle of Buckfast and then you're just changed. I forget. I listened to 408 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:45,160 a podcast today where the podcast host had a famous comedian from Ireland one and 409 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,759 he was kind of joking because this podcaster was from California's like, you know, 410 00:30:49,119 --> 00:30:52,559 you guys over in America are all emotional, working out your feelings, 411 00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:56,640 trying to be better people. And he openly admitted in Ireland, like where 412 00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:00,200 not fucking there yet? The filthy scouts are literally said that he just didn't 413 00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:07,319 say anything really until he was eight years old. But he's blossomed. So 414 00:31:08,559 --> 00:31:18,359 Brooke, the heiress to Sprouts Grossers hits the boat. She is a deckhand 415 00:31:18,519 --> 00:31:26,799 who has worked on smaller boats, but really just like day charters, which 416 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:30,839 are just not even in the same fucking league as this and that. By 417 00:31:30,839 --> 00:31:34,960 the way, that is so ambiguous. That could be in Long Beach. 418 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,680 You can go for a whale watching expedition. I just went on one last 419 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:44,039 week, Like she's on, those could be there. Yeah, yeah, 420 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:48,599 And this boat weighs five hundred pounds. You know, it's a very big 421 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:53,680 boat. I don't know what the fuck this industry is like how this is 422 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:59,759 You would think that with a piece of machinery this large and with this much 423 00:32:00,079 --> 00:32:07,440 liability, she's not on deck. But still, I mean it's terrifying, 424 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:12,279 quite franky. It's just in a loof one percenter that you've just allowed onto 425 00:32:12,359 --> 00:32:15,279 this boat. I mean, people could die. I don't understand it. 426 00:32:15,519 --> 00:32:20,240 The Boson is doing some kind of borne identity forgery. I mean, what 427 00:32:20,279 --> 00:32:24,759 the fuck is going on? So Rue calls a deck cremating Sandy hops over 428 00:32:24,759 --> 00:32:30,640 the walking I'd like to join that actually, and then she puts Rue through 429 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:35,880 the distance check. Yeah, I love this. This is what I actually 430 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,079 meant to point out in my thoughts and knots this was this is really what 431 00:32:38,119 --> 00:32:40,960 I was giving the thumbs up to for Sandy, because I was like, 432 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,319 all right, I didn't realize she was being Sherlock Holmes at this point, 433 00:32:45,359 --> 00:32:47,519 but I do think there was definitely an element of that. Yeah, she 434 00:32:47,559 --> 00:32:51,839 goes, all right, how far is that boat from our boat? And 435 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:59,559 he shouts out hundred made us. Yeah. Then Lucas like, no, 436 00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:12,279 it's and then Regis Philbin stage left, are you sure? But that she 437 00:33:12,279 --> 00:33:15,559 should have been your first tellent? What the fuck is going on? I 438 00:33:15,599 --> 00:33:21,839 love how she's like later on in the episode, she sees that the person 439 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:27,799 on his not licenses, his pieces of paper are not him, and she's 440 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:30,559 like, this is a giant red flag. That's not a red flag. 441 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:35,920 That's like the ied has gone off and your fucking legs are blown up. 442 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,759 That's not a red flag. We're here now, that's not a warning. 443 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:45,079 All right. So this is also my favorite part with Sandy, the Captain's 444 00:33:45,079 --> 00:33:49,480 meeting Dylan. Yeah, may I give a rundown of this. Sandy does 445 00:33:49,519 --> 00:33:54,440 the dues and don'ts, mostly the don'ts that have plagued her boat and this 446 00:33:54,559 --> 00:34:00,720 franchise. Don't do drugs. Oh yeah, Hi Hannah, no drinking on 447 00:34:00,839 --> 00:34:06,000 charter, Hi Camille, Hi Margo, Hi, filthy scouser, Hi, 448 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:13,320 Queen of the Sea. Hi pretty much anybody, all of them. Uh, 449 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:17,880 and no racist comment. I love that we have progressed, but it's 450 00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:27,039 sad to know that that needs to be explicitly said. Yeah, we got 451 00:34:27,039 --> 00:34:30,239 to cover our bases here, but it is a sad state of affairs out 452 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:37,000 on the ocean waters that you have to make sure people know that it's inappropriate 453 00:34:37,119 --> 00:34:44,400 to say racist things. Thank you, Heather. All right, so we 454 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,760 need to get to the preference sheet and meal. Oh well, let me 455 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,960 see if I can call our former producer. Yeah, I hope he's not 456 00:34:51,039 --> 00:34:52,320 too busy. Well, he might be. He said he was at a 457 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,320 soccer game with his kids, so we can't give him too much hit. 458 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:58,320 What like an Angel City game something like that. No, I think that 459 00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:02,239 his kids were playing. No, you can take a call. Hey man, 460 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:06,679 Sorry, Uh, are you available to do the preference she meeting. 461 00:35:07,159 --> 00:35:09,800 Oh great, okay, ask him if he's eating anything. Dylan wants to 462 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:14,559 know if you've eating anything. I'm just sitting down for tacos. Right now, 463 00:35:14,559 --> 00:35:20,159 there you go. What kind of tacos? What kind of tacos like 464 00:35:21,039 --> 00:35:24,360 homemade? Let us let us cup tacos. That sounds delicious. All right, 465 00:35:24,599 --> 00:35:28,400 Klin, thank you for your time tonight. So whenever you're ready, 466 00:35:28,559 --> 00:35:30,719 Oh, will you ask him what kind of meat or the tacas? You're 467 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,960 talking over him? Yeah? Start over? I'm sorry, I don't think 468 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:39,199 that's okay, go ahead, Kyle. First charter of the season seven Guests 469 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:45,320 primary is doctor Kean Karini. Yeah, he's a personal friend of Captain Sandy's 470 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:49,480 as well as her doctor. When Sandy was in a car crash a few 471 00:35:49,519 --> 00:35:52,039 years ago, she couldn't close her right eye all the way. Doctor KARENI 472 00:35:52,159 --> 00:35:55,480 took the skin from her left eye, added to the right, fixed her 473 00:35:55,599 --> 00:36:00,440 right up. Oh wow, yeah, he turned from you the phone. 474 00:36:01,079 --> 00:36:05,039 Are you able to celebrate the style with his friends? All of what you 475 00:36:05,039 --> 00:36:08,920 are boys Italia's favorite? Hey? Hey, kay, can I ask you 476 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:12,440 something real quick? Yes? Yes? Are you charging us for this? 477 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,599 No? No? Okay? All right? Okay? Great? Yeah, 478 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:21,039 okay, great, okay, okay, great things. Guests want access to 479 00:36:21,159 --> 00:36:23,599 all water toys. As soon as the anchors dropped, water toys come out 480 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:30,119 uh dinner Night one primaries celebrating his birthday. He wants a coastal Italian neal 481 00:36:30,159 --> 00:36:35,000 and to have Captain Sandy joint. Yeah, and that concludes the preference she 482 00:36:35,119 --> 00:36:40,159 meeting. How do you think you did? Uh solid eight? I don't 483 00:36:40,199 --> 00:36:44,039 think so. Hey, I think he'd did a great job, Klin, 484 00:36:44,119 --> 00:36:47,800 what kind of what kind of meter in the tacos turkey? Oh yes, 485 00:36:49,119 --> 00:36:52,840 turkey tacos man on my own kids getting healthy? The kid is getting healthy 486 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:57,800 turkey tacos in lettuce wraps. My god, Kaylin, you want to plug 487 00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:01,440 anything? Water Cooler podcast, check it out. It's water Cooler podcast. 488 00:37:01,519 --> 00:37:05,199 Check it out. I think there's two two episodes. All right, I 489 00:37:05,199 --> 00:37:09,400 have have fun with your family. By all right, we move on past 490 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:13,719 the preference sheep meeting and we venture into a night when we get a horrific 491 00:37:14,039 --> 00:37:20,960 call. Ruin's best friend was killed in a head on collision with a bus. 492 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:28,679 Now I will go ahead and be the asshole. What do you think 493 00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,480 I was gonna say? I was just gonna say this is just no. 494 00:37:31,559 --> 00:37:37,320 I was gonna say it's a horrible, painful thing. How dare you even 495 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,639 float? Oh well, let let me be the cynical side of a bit. 496 00:37:40,159 --> 00:37:46,119 I think there is a likelihood that this was made up. Maybe maybe 497 00:37:46,159 --> 00:37:51,840 not a likelihood, but there's a chance that it was made up. He 498 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:58,440 was really, really crying now fucking cough. Syrup addicts are pretty manipulative people, 499 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,760 so who knows. I think think it was probably real and he's just 500 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:06,960 having a really really bad spell in his life. But given his fraudulent behavior, 501 00:38:07,159 --> 00:38:13,000 there is a chance that he is this fucking bad Okay. I think 502 00:38:13,119 --> 00:38:17,440 that my opinion of him has been by the multiple messages that I received this 503 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:22,599 morning about some of his past activities. Yeah, and that may have colored 504 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,440 my perception of that. And and I didn't want to make it. I 505 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:30,159 don't want to do this thing where like I felt the bit was pretty clear 506 00:38:30,199 --> 00:38:32,280 that we both felt the exact same thing. But I don't want to do 507 00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:37,159 the thing where I'm like putting you as the bad guy. We both thought 508 00:38:37,199 --> 00:38:40,480 that there is a likelihood that this could be concocted, but his tears were 509 00:38:40,559 --> 00:38:45,400 so real, though, Well, have you ever met someone that's very manipulative? 510 00:38:45,519 --> 00:38:47,440 Yes, they can turn it on, Matt, Yes I have. 511 00:38:47,639 --> 00:38:52,440 But I you know, I apologize if this was in fact a real tragedy. 512 00:38:52,519 --> 00:38:55,199 But yes, very very sad. Can only recaut the show based on 513 00:38:55,239 --> 00:39:00,239 what we see. Yeah, and what cerets. Saint patrick In direct sag 514 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:02,280 in box, correct, all right, what happens next, Well, it's 515 00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:08,000 worth mentioning Luca is there to comfort him. Gosh, Lucas, lucas such 516 00:39:08,039 --> 00:39:13,440 a lovely, lovely guy. I was gonna say lovely little guy, and 517 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,519 that's I don't need to do that. Yeah, hey, I do want 518 00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:21,199 to say this is and this has happened in many reality TV shows. Again, 519 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:25,760 this just colors my thoughts on on ruin and what's real and what's not 520 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:30,360 real here. If your best friend just died, wouldn't you just get off 521 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,159 this goddamn tell. I was just wondering when we get to the next day, 522 00:39:32,159 --> 00:39:35,639 he's still having a hard time in the morning, and I'm just like, 523 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,599 listen, these sea rats have a certain amount of gumption and they are 524 00:39:40,679 --> 00:39:47,000 running away from things that are very painful. But kudos to you for sticking 525 00:39:47,039 --> 00:39:50,480 it out. I mean, I would be fucking off that boat in a 526 00:39:50,519 --> 00:39:54,960 harp if I was the Bachelor. ABC's The Bachelor and they said that you, 527 00:39:55,599 --> 00:40:00,039 I don't know, you got your fucking died or somehow. I I 528 00:40:00,039 --> 00:40:04,320 would leave the Bachelor to come console your family. Yeah, I mean it's 529 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,159 it's well not if I was the Bachelor. I mean that's that's a pretty 530 00:40:07,159 --> 00:40:08,840 big deal. But if I was definitely on like Winterhouse or something like that, 531 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:12,159 I'd be out of there in a second. Oh yeah, no, 532 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:19,440 Winterhouse is that doesn't really help anybody, you know, at least if when 533 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,199 you're on the Bachelor you get to go on Kimmel and Good Morning America. 534 00:40:22,599 --> 00:40:25,559 Don't forget Dancing with the Stars. Yeah, I've always wanted to do the 535 00:40:25,679 --> 00:40:31,719 cha cha. You know, there's lots of places you can go out dancing, 536 00:40:32,519 --> 00:40:36,039 not in front of twenty million people, Dylan, Oh you needed that 537 00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,760 big of an audience. Huh? And you think twenty million people are watching 538 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:43,360 Dancing with Stars? What is it called Dancing with the Stars? Dancing with 539 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:49,159 the Stars? That show? All right? Gosh, what's a better show? 540 00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:59,599 Dancing with the Stars or the masked singer? All right? So sweating 541 00:40:59,679 --> 00:41:04,480 like a horn church, and we get to getting ready for the guest arrival. 542 00:41:04,519 --> 00:41:07,840 They'll be there in thirty minutes. And then they arrived. Natalia pulls 543 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,159 a little flirty move with Luca, Oh do you see that? Can you 544 00:41:10,159 --> 00:41:14,480 help me with my epaulets? Natalie? You can? You can do your 545 00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,559 own epaulets. I like it though. Yeah, starting to heat up there 546 00:41:17,519 --> 00:41:23,400 big time. The guests have had twenty Michelin Stars in their European vacation, 547 00:41:23,599 --> 00:41:28,760 so scows are get ready great, you are special. I appreciate that you 548 00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:34,239 need to humble brag this how so many Michelin Stars. There's such amazing food 549 00:41:34,679 --> 00:41:39,559 that's not in the Michelin Guide to get that many Michelin Stars on a vacation. 550 00:41:40,079 --> 00:41:45,000 I just don't want to eat like that, you know, because it's 551 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:50,400 obviously the Michelin Guide has expanded to more approachable fair but there there's a lot 552 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:54,079 of Michelin dining that's just it's just too stuffy. You want to go to 553 00:41:54,159 --> 00:41:58,800 a run down steakhouse in Florence. You don't want to go to some hoity 554 00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,519 toity place where they have stools for your purses and there are you know, 555 00:42:01,599 --> 00:42:05,719 Taiwanese dignitary sitting next to you. You know, Dylan, I want to 556 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:09,480 focus my attention on this to form primary Yeah, okay, why do you 557 00:42:09,519 --> 00:42:13,800 feel the need to have to brag like that? Openly. Just say we've 558 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,320 eaten out a lot of good places. We've had a wonderful culinary experience while 559 00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:22,440 we've been here. Our standards are very high. Jokingly, or say none 560 00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:24,320 of that and just go we like to eat, so, you know, 561 00:42:24,679 --> 00:42:28,079 n get out of the park. Yeah, don't be an assholes, storry 562 00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:30,000 to be a jerk. I don't know how long we've been going, but 563 00:42:30,559 --> 00:42:32,320 this is why I hate Heather to Brow and Terry to Bro. All they 564 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:37,559 do on their reality shows is brag about their wealth. They disgusted me. 565 00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:43,920 I saw my wife was watching OC which is bad, right, Uh, 566 00:42:44,119 --> 00:42:46,000 it's kind of good bad. I don't understand why some of those people are 567 00:42:46,039 --> 00:42:51,360 still on that show. They have a they have an entire like fridge of 568 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,119 voof clicko, like yes, floor to ceiling boof. Yeah that's a fifty 569 00:42:54,119 --> 00:42:59,360 dollars bottle of champagne, so congratulations. Well I'm sure they have different vintages 570 00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,360 that are much more expensive than that. But also, you know, fucking 571 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:08,519 find a high high ledge. M uh So we move on to some other 572 00:43:08,639 --> 00:43:14,440 documents. Stuff Rue is not the not only a boast but also an identity 573 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:20,400 thief. Captain Sandy sits him down and asks where did you get these fraudulent 574 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:25,159 licenses? And why is there some other man on the fraudulent and why doesn't 575 00:43:25,199 --> 00:43:31,440 he have hair? Yeah? And rue, I you know, going back 576 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:37,960 and rewashing it is really the best way to see just how bad he tries 577 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:42,960 to get out of this wet paperback, but he's he just stumbles through it 578 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:47,760 so horribly. We lies about a sea rat school because we I was on 579 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:52,320 a boat in Monaco. Do you mean you were in a classroom? Like, 580 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:58,800 what are you fucking saying? But he's fucked up, dude, he's 581 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:04,519 on downers right now, allegedly. No. I mean he seemed pretty loucid, 582 00:44:04,599 --> 00:44:07,320 I mean, stupid, but lucid in this situation. But this is 583 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:19,280 one of those things where I don't know how people got it. Did a 584 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,920 mosquito just land on something in Adamant? I mean that is a rarity, 585 00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,800 is it? I don't even think I got it. That's as slow I 586 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:30,920 am. We got to shut these doors. Get a bit up. Yeah. 587 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:35,000 So anyways, this is uh, this is a pathetic performance from real 588 00:44:35,119 --> 00:44:37,920 trying to get out of the fly. And this is when Sandy says, 589 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:43,239 this is a giant red flag and again, I would say this is more 590 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:47,039 akin to what Jason did with the boat than a red flag. This is 591 00:44:47,159 --> 00:44:52,800 you running through a dock of people and into numerous restaurants. It's not so 592 00:44:52,880 --> 00:45:00,000 much a warning until we get that all this worked out. Maybe you can 593 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:04,039 rejoin us on a tinder while we're out at sea, but for now you 594 00:45:04,079 --> 00:45:07,280 need to get the fuck on. So we get our first meal. Wouldn't 595 00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:10,360 be below deck without a caprazy salad. We've also got Keenuan Kalen Beats salad. 596 00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:15,159 Uh. These people are Michelin star diners, so of course they want 597 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:22,559 Caprazy salad and Keenwa and Kalen Beats, right, because you know, does 598 00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:25,280 Jinkies Cafe have a Michelin stuff? I think they do. Yeah, that's 599 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:29,960 why they expanded to two locations in Studio City. Yeah. So we also 600 00:45:30,079 --> 00:45:35,480 have some gnarled lamb chops, lollipops cut very thick, almost too thick to 601 00:45:35,519 --> 00:45:38,960 where they are not lollipops, and brand zino. We also get a pasta 602 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:45,599 dish. I'm joking around. Obviously this is choogie below deck fair, but 603 00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:50,079 you know it's first meal. I thought he did a great job. And 604 00:45:50,159 --> 00:45:53,039 it is lunch too, and it's lunch. You know. The guest seems 605 00:45:53,039 --> 00:45:57,360 to like it. That's the only thing that matters. So Luca heads up 606 00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:00,840 and the Chiron hits the scream provisional boson. That is how you get promoted 607 00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:06,880 in this game. The Chiron lets you know that you have just gotten Yeah. 608 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:10,559 Yeah, she promotes him to Temp Boson. Yeah, and to remind 609 00:46:10,599 --> 00:46:14,320 the audience, previously, he was supposed to be living in the bottom boat, 610 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:16,840 unclogging toilets and making sure the fucking boat doesn't tip over. Yeah yeah, 611 00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:20,519 but because he's good looking, he'll be in charge of making sure this 612 00:46:20,599 --> 00:46:23,440 boat doesn't sink well. And also Captain Jason said he was okay, so 613 00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:27,119 of course, yeah, we just take people out their work, all right. 614 00:46:27,199 --> 00:46:30,280 Meanwhile, you stop me when you want to, okay, Brooke. 615 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:35,079 The temp aris to sprouts doesn't know how to fold socks. Hailey talks to 616 00:46:35,159 --> 00:46:40,639 Rue about how he's leaving but how he's coming back. Yeah right, he 617 00:46:40,639 --> 00:46:44,480 says, I'll just I just I just gotta get a few more licenses and 618 00:46:44,519 --> 00:46:46,880 the tender is going to bring me back. You're right, And then the 619 00:46:47,079 --> 00:46:52,239 guest drops a phone in the jacuzzi. That was very good. I want 620 00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:54,599 to say that Luca and Sandy at some point during those meanwhiles, I believe 621 00:46:54,599 --> 00:46:59,800 in the timeline laid out a plan to leave the dock and not killing anybody. 622 00:47:00,079 --> 00:47:01,599 And I hate to spoil the drama for everyone. It's like telling a 623 00:47:01,599 --> 00:47:07,000 six year old Sanda doesn't exist. But Sandy is a TV captain. She 624 00:47:07,079 --> 00:47:09,800 could be sleeping while the boat was moving. It's gonna make its way out 625 00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:14,280 of that dock. Yep, don't you worry about yepp And And this is 626 00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:21,440 what this show does. It never ceases to do unsafe things that are miraculously 627 00:47:21,519 --> 00:47:24,119 anti climactic. So we have a boat, the biggest we've ever had, 628 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:30,480 no boats in one man down and yeah, of course it just gets out. 629 00:47:30,679 --> 00:47:37,000 It leaves, it leaves. It's a gigantic gateway to exit that area. 630 00:47:37,039 --> 00:47:39,960 There, you know, a season one Dylan and I are coving covering 631 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:44,199 on Patreon, dot com, Slash another podcast networks. Yeah, Captain Lee, 632 00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:47,639 that boat was anchored in the some little port in the Caribbean. He 633 00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:51,760 literally had six feet on both sides of that vessel. Yeah, to get 634 00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:53,920 out of there. Now, that was compelling television boat leaving a dock. 635 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:58,880 Sure, and still anti climactic and not compelling, you know. Well, 636 00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,039 so the boat heads out and then it's nighttime, and that's when Luca lets 637 00:48:01,119 --> 00:48:06,280 us know he's shitting himself. And then he adds this quote. He says, 638 00:48:06,639 --> 00:48:10,000 well, I'll fake it till I make it, ye, which you've 639 00:48:10,039 --> 00:48:15,159 heard me say this. If you want a job at the Gap and you 640 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:19,519 kind of trump up your resume that you've made all these sales of jeans and 641 00:48:19,559 --> 00:48:22,199 whatnot. Yeah, you worked at urban outfitters for this, feel free to 642 00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:25,280 lean on. Fake it till you make it. You're in charge of a 643 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:30,760 vessel that could kill twenty nine people while they sleep, feel free to hold 644 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,280 that. I'll fake it till I make it, Yeah, Because what's the 645 00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,800 worst thing that happens at Gap? If you're faking it till you make it? 646 00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:39,159 Jenna Lions walks in and starts asking you about hims. Nobody's gonna die, 647 00:48:40,199 --> 00:48:46,199 but Luca, he might kill people. And speaking of faking it till 648 00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:50,920 you make it, he says, if you fuck up on this boat, 649 00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:55,320 you're gonna be on the news. We know somebody who's on the news. 650 00:48:58,199 --> 00:49:04,079 You know those beautiful big blue eyes. All right, So the scouser has 651 00:49:04,119 --> 00:49:10,119 big shoes to fill evidently kind of you know, Dave was fine, Dave 652 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:20,480 was great, can't hold to a scheduled kind of cancels a lot on people. 653 00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:22,480 You know, he kind of cancels a lot of people. And it's 654 00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:28,039 it's kind of thing where it's like, you know, we don't really need 655 00:49:28,079 --> 00:49:31,159 to have you on. You know, it's not gonna do a ton for 656 00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:37,000 us. So I think the rule of never announcing a sea rats gonna be 657 00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:42,679 in the studio in any given week until they actually show up here and we 658 00:49:42,679 --> 00:49:45,480 can touch them. All right. So Sandy sits down for dinner and a 659 00:49:45,599 --> 00:49:52,159 story is told. She says, I was a upstanding citizen till I was 660 00:49:52,199 --> 00:50:00,639 given a seven one four Quelude? Were you like a fucking commodities trader? 661 00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:04,719 Like, how do you have? What happened? Somebody gave you a fucking 662 00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:08,039 quay lude? And I listen, I guess that's how things happen. It's 663 00:50:08,079 --> 00:50:13,599 just so funny that Sandy with that haircut. And I know that she was 664 00:50:13,639 --> 00:50:15,840 on the straight and narrow, but she probably had that haircut for a while, 665 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:22,480 the thought of her just getting fucked up on queludes running through lesbians is 666 00:50:22,559 --> 00:50:24,360 just amazing. I kind of wish she was back there, but I'm happy 667 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:28,880 she's not. For her yeah, well there's a cameo where she was back 668 00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:32,480 there for a minute. I appreciate her honesty, and I also appreciate that, 669 00:50:32,679 --> 00:50:37,239 unlike some of the Captain's Captain hot pants Captain Lee, she is willing 670 00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:43,559 to sit down for dinner and share. Yeah, although I will openly say 671 00:50:43,599 --> 00:50:45,840 that I felt a lot of the guests were bummed out by that story. 672 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:49,239 I'm kind of like, yeah, yeah, yeah, and the food hit 673 00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:52,880 the table. They didn't even get to say what it was because Sandy was 674 00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:57,039 in the middle of her bummer sobriety story. But you know, she's being 675 00:50:57,079 --> 00:51:00,119 honest, she's sharing. She's a good seat at the table. Jason's just 676 00:51:00,199 --> 00:51:06,119 like you know, I mean, he just doesn't add that much. He's 677 00:51:06,199 --> 00:51:12,960 hot. But the dish is sere tuna tie, ginger dressing, pickled quail 678 00:51:13,119 --> 00:51:29,400 egg and later we'll be a chocolate cake. Fine, fine, fine, 679 00:51:29,639 --> 00:51:35,360 fine, sixty two pots. And again I think they're not showing us courses. 680 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:40,280 Maybe I missed it, but it's astounding to me that you either have 681 00:51:40,559 --> 00:51:45,320 one course and a dinner after binge drinking for an entire day, or you 682 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:51,039 have fifteen courses and people are throwing up. That's true. There's no middle 683 00:51:51,039 --> 00:51:52,320 ground, you know, it's just wild. I also, let's give the 684 00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:58,280 young ladd a little bit of room here. Price spend half the preparation of 685 00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:01,920 whatever meal trying to find where the fu steak mat. So we find out 686 00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:09,719 that Brooks dad started sprouts. Oh okay, we we kind of have a 687 00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:14,480 lot of winding downtime. Towards the end of the episode, rugive Sandy a 688 00:52:14,559 --> 00:52:17,360 call. He says, uh, hey, Captain, I'm not gonna be 689 00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:23,039 coming back. Uh yeah, we know. She goes, Hey, those 690 00:52:23,119 --> 00:52:25,440 licenses, they're on the way to the boat right. He goes, oh, 691 00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:29,119 no, you know, I told my friend not to send him because 692 00:52:29,119 --> 00:52:36,639 he's far and he doesn't exist. So in Italia and Jess get into a 693 00:52:36,679 --> 00:52:38,800 little tiff. There is a list that has been prepared for the Sprouts. 694 00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:45,159 Heiress Jess wants Natalia to give her said list and tell you thinks it's gonna 695 00:52:45,159 --> 00:52:51,639 overwhelm her. Hey, Jess, let'spe it down. This is the first 696 00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,639 day. Let's I know, you're trying to make some good TV here, 697 00:52:53,719 --> 00:53:00,239 make some waves. But I know when it's uh little pipe little down, 698 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:01,440 a little too much, a little too world. I think you said you 699 00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:05,679 were good at following. Let's pipe it down a little bit. Okay. 700 00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:08,920 Next day we awake and we find out that we are not going to get 701 00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:14,159 a boast and for another two weeks. Norma, you bitch. That's it 702 00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:16,639 for us. Everybody jumping the iTunes, writing reviews. Join us on Patreon 703 00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:21,519 for love is Blind. Golden Bats are coming to bad TV. Search us 704 00:53:21,519 --> 00:53:24,679 out on YouTube. That's gonna be the only place you can find the video. 705 00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:28,239 So god speed for everybody. We'll put it in the show notes. 706 00:53:30,199 --> 00:53:32,920 Love you very much. Follow us on socials. Give Pat hugs, Give 707 00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:37,559 me Pat hug. We'll see you next week. I'm Dylan saying goodbye, 708 00:53:37,559 --> 00:53:46,679 Pat, Say goodbye.