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Whoa, what's up, beautiful people. It is your baby Mama, favorite

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baby Mama, Stormy pet and welcome
to another episode of Chocolate, Chip and

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Sip the modern day female perspective.
Damn Son back at it again. And

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y'all, we are back at it
again. We're back at our home studio.

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Guys. Means we got the home
team in the building. We got

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Dinnity Cane here. Yes, we
got keV the Kid here and back again

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the Blue Eyed Devil. We got
cookie chloroform. Cow guys, hey,

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get your chloroform ready, get your
chlor absolutely yeah. I think you should

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come up with your own brand of
Yeah, you need your own like recipe

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of chloroform. It's gonna be very
popular or certain events. Absolutely not.

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Um so, oh your boyfriends watch
out. So um. I came into

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the studio to find a envelope.
Okay, and the envelope says challenge for

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Victoria. Who's that? Who the
fuck is that? First of all?

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Second of all, it says do
not open until show begins. So I'm

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very curious to see what it is. Um. They sealed the envelope,

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which is scary. I hope it's
no chloroforming here. That's gonna be wild,

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don't know, wa just don't smell
it. Okay, if this is

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something show topics exclude no dick,
no pussy, and no sex. My

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whole thing is if that means exclude
and it's no two negatives make a positive,

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so that means I can talk about
pussy and sex or there was a

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there was a loophole there no,
no, no, there was it was

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supposed to be no signs as bullet
points. Oh wow, creative bullets.

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I just want to show you guys
this bullshit there. So what's the challenge

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to not talk about dick, pussy
or sex. That's the challenge there is,

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there is, there is an overconcentration, and not from you. I'm

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saying that that in the podcasting world
at large, we are finding that there

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is so much of the same thing
happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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that's fine. That ain't no problem. Big dog shit and sharp voice,

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that ain't no problem. There's no
problem. Okay, there are enough bald

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headed podcast talking about dick, pussy
and sex out there. You know what

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I will say, I do think
that the podcast um genre, no matter

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what, like they talk about somehow
sexual relationships do get brought up and I

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really do take pride in some of
the conversations that we bring forth in reference

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to relationships and things like that.
So I ain't mad, like I'm there

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for the challenge. What's up?
We can do it. I'm fine.

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And you know what's crazy. I
did not have anything about dick and pussy

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on my list today, so that's
okay. Then listen, y'all. Today

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it's a big day because see,
now we happened that that was supposed to

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be ironic. Alright, nice,
What the hell? What I was going

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to say is I have a big
announcement. Okay. Now, y'all been

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on my back saying when you gonna
have a show someplace else. People outside

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of Philadelphia. They want to see
you, they want to hear from you,

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they want to join in on the
craziness. What's up up? So

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I am here to say right now, Atlanta, June twenty third, Chocolate

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Chip and Sip is coming to you, baby. Yes, okay, now

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listen this right here, this right
here, this some new ship. Okay.

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This isn't gonna be what you're seeing
on the internet. This is different.

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This is a live taping. June
twenty third, Chocolate Chip and Sip

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will be having a life taping in
Atlanta, Georgia at the se Content House.

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Okay, what can you expect?
Okay? First of all, it's

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an intimate venue. You want to
know what I smell like? Here's where

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you find out. Okay. You
want to know if my hair is soft?

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You want to know if my skin
has moisture. Okay, this is

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where you find it out. Yes, Yes, June twenty third, Chot

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Sip is doing a live taping at
the set Content House. Tickets include light

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refreshments. Okay, they include an
open bar, and it comes with a

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meet and greet. You want to
get in on this. You want to

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ask your questions, You want to
chime in on a conversation. Our girl

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won't even be like that. It'd
be like this, Na sense I think

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you're wrong, because okay, this
is where you do it, all right.

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Get your tickets right now at stormyp
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bright End Type End Chocolate Chip and
Sip June twenty third at the se Content

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House and a bonus, a bonus. We're gonna be using this episode as

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our weekly episode that we put out, so make sure you come looking cute.

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That's the first thing. Second thing
is after the show is over,

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we'll be having a separate portion that
will be putting on our Patreon with Miss

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Sensual Seductions. Oh my god,
Oh my god, Samaya. Yes,

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yes, her, We're gonna have
a whole private, private venue and event

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with her afterwards. Okay, so
listen, get your tickets right now.

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Click the link in my bio.
Go to stormyp dot com, Go to

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event bright dot com. Get your
tickets now. You got on in the

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space. Can't wait to see you
guys. Okay, So now that that's

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over, um, listen, y'all. Like I said, tickets is some

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one will sell right now. And
it's an intimate event. It's not going

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to be a lot of people there. So if you don't get your tickets

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ahead of time, it will sell
out. And I'm telling you that right

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now. All right, I'm not
gonna like I'm excited. I'm excited to

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shit. I've been to Atlanta once
before. When I was down there,

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everyone was so nice and I really
can't wait to kick off the live tapings.

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Yeah, in other cities, Atlanta
is a place that I've always wanted

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to go to and have never gotten
an opportunity to visit them. I was

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gonna say, I'm surprised you've only
been there once before. I've never been

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like like in the city much itself. I've driven through multiple times, but

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I know it just seems like it'd
be like a big destination for you.

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I've only been once, and even
when I went once, I was just

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doing a hardly initiated podcast. If
it wasn't for them, I wouldn't have

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been down there. Yeah, but
yeah, it was nice. The food

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was great. Um, and everybody
is so nice. But I love the

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South. Everybody's always so nice.
It's amazing. Um. Listen, another

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major announcement. Hold on my allergies. But what was I talking about?

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I don't know. I think the
brown eye. I don't know. Okay,

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all right, well whatever another ps
A major announcement, I said,

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p S A major announcement. Mercury
is in the microwave. Y'all what mercury?

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I said, mercury. Mercury is
the microwave. I repeat, mercury

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is in the microwave. Please be
aware of X is trying to spend the

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block. Protect your piece. They
are coming. Okay, this isn't no,

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this isn't a celebration thing. This
is a bewary, beware, end

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of the world is near type thing. Okay, literally, so many of

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my friends hit me up Viralin this
week because like mercuries and retrograde and it

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is really causing everyone to go crazy. So I do want to offer some

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words of encouragement for you all.
Number One, if you have x's or

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people you have cut off, whether
it be friends, relationship, jobs,

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Okay, if they try to spend
the block, if they try to reach

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out, protect your peace. Remember
exactly why you stop talking to them in

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the first place. Okay, them
jobs still don't want to pay you more

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or give you what you OH or
your PTO. Okay, that X still

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don't want to take you seriously and
don't want to be with just you.

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They still don't want to be monogamous. Okay, they're still cheating. They

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ain't got the cheating out their system
yet. Okay. If it was a

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situation ship, they still don't want
to be in a relationship. They still

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trying to play in your face,
So don't miss it, all right,

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once everything comes back into fruition,
is that the right word. It's gonna

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be the right redditor works Once everything
comes back around. Don't be fooled and

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don't let them pull the wool over
your eyes one more time. What are

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you guys doing? No, I'm
raising my stay because I wanted to be

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white for a second. Okay,
Um, you had you had two phrases

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that I didn't understand. Okay,
mercury is in the microwave one, and

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then explain spinning the block. Okay, Okay, these things, these two

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things work in conjunction together. They
do not work in They don't have to

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work in conjunction together, but in
this situation they do. Okay, Okay,

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mercury is in the microwave is the
same thing as mercury is in gatorade.

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Um, mercury is in retrograde.
Yes, but the funnier way to

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say it is that mercury is in
the microwave. Okay. So this is

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this is a spoof on an actual
saying yes, all right, yes.

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I was so confused. I was
like, do I stop cooking food?

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It's getting fucked absolutely right. It
is an astrology thing, and during these

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time periods, Um, it's not
good for the soul because people tend to

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reach out and do things that they
wouldn't normally do. Or they tend to

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get very reflective and decide that these
are where they made mistakes, but they

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still haven't gained the accountability to correct
the mistakes. So that's what mercury is.

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In the micro spinning the block means
that you ended a friendship, relationship

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situation with someone and they have decided
to let some time pass and come back

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and reapproach you on said topics.
Sometimes it's just to act like they want

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to be friends, or you know, just check up on you. That's

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the big one. I'm just seeing
how you doing, how you and your

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mom's getting along, how little man
doing. He had his face but fuck

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you, fuck yo. Okay,
they don't really want that. They most

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of the times they have ulterior to
motifs. So okay, yeah, long

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story short, absolutely right, absolutely
right, but yeah, um, long

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story short, don't let these people
waste your time. Is this happening to

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you, No, Surprisingly, it
is not happening to me. It is

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happening to everyone around me. Like
literally everyone has been calling me crying one

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in some inspiration, not understanding what's
going on, and I'm like, wow,

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this ship is missing me. So
I know when it hits me it's

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going to hit me hard, knock
me in the back of am I Mercury?

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Is it me? Am I the
drama? Your sale or mercury?

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Wow? Now I have to go
get a costume. Yeah, cut,

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she did. What's that mercury are? What are you talking about? Uncultured

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sware? You know what? Dan
said it before I could, because yes,

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you uncultured swine. All right,
that's that's the anime chicks. Yes,

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and there's tiny shorts, tiny skirts. Okay. At Darryl the rock

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star said gotta hey, big hits
yesterday because Mercury is in the microwave.

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Y'all. Wait, like they referred
to him as big head or is that

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just a normal come on the people
like hey, big heads? You know

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this this conversation today is very informative. I think it's neutral. It can

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go either way because Stormy has texting
me, hey, big head. No,

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but it was very it was very
platonic. Okay, so Kyle has

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a big ass head. Yes,
but usually in the in the instance that

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I'm talking about, or this person
alive it's talking about, when someone tells

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you, hey, big head,
it's like a hey, like what's up?

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Okay, I'm testing the waters type
thing. I think of Fred Sandford,

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like, I feel like that's something
he said, right, like what

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hey, big head? Like episode, where's it going? Who's the bigger

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head? Mirror Kyle Kyle? I
think, without a doubt, I think

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so Kyle's head go back to Aha, she said, like head hooks.

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God damn it, get a bigger
neckgut the motherfucker. Oh my god,

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Q just killing dot Voo said,
though what you're doing? I'm sorry.

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The w y D also means where
you're dick? Who said that? Sir?

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Who? Who? Who? Is
that? A search? So you're

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saying every way you like w y
D I got was where you did?

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Absolutely, I don't know what this
person is talking about. That is not

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what it means to me, for
sure. I I definitely do not when

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I say what are you doing?
Or w y d, I'm genuinely trying

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to figure out what your black as. When I said I'm hanging with my

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mom, that's um sounds like you're
dicking down your mom. I have never

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heard of that. Q just killing
dot v I thought we weren't talking about

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Dick this episode, y'all. Oh
yeah that one yo. The next person

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that no, no, no,
No, we didn't do it. That

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listener did it. No. No, the next person that said something about

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Dick, you have to put five
dollars in a Dick jar. Dick.

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All right, so it's you.
You just said it. No, this

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is explaining the rule. Dick,
Dick, Dick, Dan, that counts,

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Dick, Dick. The sound effects
count too. I don't have any

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cash. Well we got cash A
damn it exactly, Dan suns Dick.

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We got cash, we got Vemo, we got Apple peyn effects count,

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Dan, We're starting now sound effects
count. Stop it, jesus you right,

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uncultured swine. The listeners aren't paying
us the money, or get paying

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them the money. Yeah, yep, that's it. That's it, dick.

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Listen um, speaking of mercury being
in the microwave, right, this

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is now when a lot of people
are gonna try to get ass like you

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and make it seem like things that
are happening aren't really happening. For example,

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if there is someone who is trying
to obtain some of your time but

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making it seem like you're the one
who's so busy and you're the one who's

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not able to link, when all
the while they've never given you a definite

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date or time that they want to
link fucked him? Okay, because usually

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what's happening is people like to date
multiple people and then get upset when certain

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members on their roster don't want to
put up with half the attention. Right

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now, I do want to say
that Kyle's having a connection. Okay,

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everybody, this is a couple of
weeks ago. Okay, I think that

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I and it's nothing wrong with that, right. My standpoint is it's nothing

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wrong with getting to know multiple people
at once, right, But if you

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can't maintain a certain level of consistency
with each one, you have to then

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step back and reevaluate your roster.
Okay, you right? Half the downsize?

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You might have two downsize. And
I think that a part of being

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a responsible adult who is taking a
time out to get to know and date

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different people is having an accountability to
say, yo, I don't think I

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can entertain four bitches at once.
I might only be able to handle two

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ladies. You might have to sit
back and say, yo, I can't

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tell four different men how my day
went. Every day. I can only

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tell two. I can only tell
y'all. I can only tell two people

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at a time, what I'm having
for lunch. Other than that, I'm

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out. I'm burnt out. I
don't want to do it. Dan.

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Do you copy and paste messages?
Is this a safe space? Yes?

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I want you guys to know,
from the bottom of my heart, from

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the bottom of my heart, I
absolutely copy and paste text message. And

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I'm talking about the pettiest shit,
like even if there's something like yo,

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oh my god, I cannot believe
I'm this late to this appointment. I

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will copy that and send it to
all five of you, respectfully. But

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but all of you will feel satisfied
because I took the sime text. All

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of you back small miracles because no
one knows about the other four small miracles

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every day. And you know what, Kyle, Yes, you said what

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Because no one knows about the other
four? Right, well, that means

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I'm doing my job properly and I
can handle five. This is what I'm

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saying. You gotta spake the time
out to learn yourself. Okay. I

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know what I can do. What
can you do? Don't worry about how

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many I got, worry about how
I make you feel. Okay? Are

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you open about the other four on
the front end or that they have to

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figure that out for themselves. I
am open and saying like, we're not

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going to be monogamous until we have
a talk about being monogamus. But the

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way I phrase it is, I
don't expect monogamy from you until we have

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a conversation about that, and I
want to make sure let me finish,

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let me finish. I want to
make sure we're on the same page.

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I don't really expect you to be
in monogamous with me until we have that

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conversation. And I just think keeping
that open line of communication is important.

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So you know the same thing with
me. If something else is going on

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or it's not going on, I'll
make sure I'll let you know. And

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Niggas is always like, oh word, that's what suck. Cool calling umber

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three. You want to request line, that's it, Okay, that's it,

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and that's all. I don't know. I think that um different worlds.

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I think that some people are a
little bit over zealous and the amount

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of people that they talk to they
get so caught up in I'm single,

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so I can do what I want. You're not realizing that you're not even

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giving some of the people the amount
of attention that they need because you really

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just have too much on your plate
right now. Like you could be giving

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the most thorough girl the least amount
of attention and not be aware of it

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because you haven't taken a time to
get to know her. Like you have

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to give attention as it sees fit. So if it's somebody who you know,

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y'all, y'all clicking a lot,
give it a chance to click,

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all right, Like, just please
don't don't be out here thinking you can

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have, you know, a football
team when you really only can handle a

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starting five. That's it. That
sounds right. Kyle's never right. Kyle's

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not right. And I'm gonna say
drop, I don't know, I don't

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even remember when I said it,
so we can delete that sounds drop.

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I tell that right now. We
don't need that at all. Um,

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So again, surf your life,
said the request line, laughing. Emoji's

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absolutely also, Bruce Sinsey says the
Corney, and Nigga Nerd heard and voice

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a queen. Oh my god.
The Daryl the rock Star says, my

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max is two solids and three stragglers
and a grade eighty six says I need

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a starting five. You know what. I respect I respect him saying I

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need two starters and three stragglers or
whatever the numbers was, because I think

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that's realistic. You're gonna have two
people that you might actually text every day,

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that you might actually take out on
dates frequently, that you might actually

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put time and effort for. And
then you got those like revolving moons in

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orbit, right, Like y'all talk, but y'all don't really talk, and

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it's like, if y'all link,
you'll link. If you don't, you

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don't. Y'all might send a funny
meme or two, you might like a

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picture or two, but it's not
real effort. And I say that because

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it's not the effort that you're giving. You're starting too. And as long

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as y'all have that communication where neither
is expecting that from one another, I

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think it's okay. But once Sis
hits you with the I just feel like

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you're moving funny. I feel like
you're being weird. I just find it

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funny how I just find it funny
how one six hits you with the I

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just find it funny how she wants
more from you. Okay, if she

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questions the fact that you haven't text
her since ten o'clock in the morning three

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days ago. She's wanting more from
you, and now it's time to have

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a conversation. That guy ain't shit. Yeah, I'm gonna say that he

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ain't shit. I just think that
sometimes you bite off more than you can

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chew. M what happens? Um? Speaking of biting off more than you

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can chew? Right, snatching at
hooka out your mouth? Boogy? What

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y'all was that from this podcast?
Yes, you said the last episode two

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episodes ago. I did not say
that again. Snatching at hook out your

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mouth, booky, But yeah,
I have if you want to carry But

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apparently I was just like snatching at
hook out your mouth, Booky. But

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I don't ever say booky. But
I don't know what was going on.

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Jesus Corning. What were you drinking
that date? I have no idea.

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Oh my guy, man, that's
hilarious. Um all right that everyone forgets

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all this shit done? What the
sound effects? I remember? I remember

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the moment where Stormy said I was
right, but I don't remember it being

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a drop, that's all right?
Yeah? Um, So y'all know I

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told y'all summertime coming up and I
wanted to go on dates. I wanted

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to, you know, go out
like I want to do shit, right,

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y'all. So I made the to
join a dating app again, right

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and who I joined and got off
on the same day. I joined and

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got off on the same day.
And it is because a man responded to

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one of my pictures and said,
now, to be fair, I did

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have one of bikini, right,
had on bikini one of my pictures from

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Puerto Rico or Jamaica, I don't
remember, right, got a bikini on.

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And this man responds to my picture
and says, and I quote,

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it's good that you kept your body
after carrying children. Child. No,

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no, no, no, no, Kyle, no, no, Coyle.

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I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna
tell you what this man had the

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audacity to say to me. Okay, he said, good that you kept

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your body after carrying children. I'm
now to kick your or on this particular

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dating app, there is no you
have one child, you have two child,

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you have three children, or whatever. Right, it's just you have

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children or you want children. Right. So because I have a child,

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I say, oh, you know, I have children, And this man

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decided to take it upon himself and
say, it's good that you kept your

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body after carrying children? Sir,
fuck you? Okay, fuck you,

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and I'm gonna tell you about fuck
you. Do you understand the stress that

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the human body goes under when carrying
children. If a woman doesn't keep her

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body, that's not her decision.
You think when we are shooting kids out

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our funnel, shoot, we just
click the I don't need the body button?

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Is that what you think? Is
that what you think? Do you

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think when it's sliding out? We
just elect not to keep our body.

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No, some people don't have a
choice. I didn't choose to keep my

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body. Okay, first of all, when I had my son, I

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was one hundred and ninety three pounds. Okay, I didn't keep shit.

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I lost it and then I got
it again. But for the women who

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don't get it back, or for
the women who never had it, let's

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not your goddamn business. How dare
you get here on al Gore's Internet and

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tell any woman anything about her body
with you? It's wrong with you.

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I just don't understand what's wrong with
you people. And I've said it once

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and I'll say it again. One
thing that men never run out of is

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the fucking audacity every time every time. Isn't there like, can't you like

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reduce your expectations a bit to zero
to zero? I mean knowing that men

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are gonna say some pretty dumb shit
because they're men. Yes, not,

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maybe not get so upset. I
can't when they do men things. I

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can't because certain things you just should
know, Like it's it's it's it's ediquitte,

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it's etiquette, it's society's norms,
it's the standards, it's audiquid.

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They should adiquate it. Yeah,
he should fucking quit. That's what he

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should do. Okay, because like
certain things you just know not to do.

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You know when to fart, you
say, excuse me. You know

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when when walking down the street with
a woman, you stand on the outside

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of the curb so that if a
car jumps to curb, you get hit.

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Okay, you know that you open
doors for women. You know that

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if you're on the bus and you
see an elderly person you give them your

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seat. You know not to comment
on a woman's body. And this is

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coming from it actually being a compliment, but it still offended me because I'm

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like, damn, what if I
didn't or what if there are some things

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that you know I'm insecure about because
there are certain things about my body I

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am the screw about, like damn, mind your business, Like oh,

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like that's all I can say is
and then my whole thing is what did

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you want me to say at that
moment? Thank you? Thanks pal,

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homie? Fuck you? Swipe what
swipe? Because it's like that you already

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set the president of how this is
going to go if I choose to continue.

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This sounds like Hinge. It washing
okay, because you got a message

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before you get swipe left it right. It was Hinge okay. And I

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didn't want to say anything because,
like I don't we want to like deter

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people because Hinge is usually really good
to me. I saw that shit and

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I said, I ain't downe that
bad. Fuck it. I'll just be

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single, fuck it, I'll just
being lonely this summer. It sounds like

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I'm on Hinge. I am on
Hinge. Clever Corey says, I bet

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his name was Earl or Walter,
not gonna lie. I think it was

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like fucking Connor or some shit.
It was very Caucasian. I say he

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was white. You'll know better.
You know better. That's why he no

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Because y'all are white, and y'all
want to say something like that to a

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woman. No, you're you're right, I mean, but that's for our

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three examples between the three of us. I know, I know that we

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know better, but some white people
just don't know any better. I just

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tell her to smother me with those
ass cheeks. Okay, And you know

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what, Hollywood two five says,
are you willing to date someone from out

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of town? Originally I thought no. Um, Now I'm like, yeah,

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I guess. I guess dude.
I'm looking at my my likes me

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section on Hinge right now. I
got some good options here. Listen.

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Sometimes hens be doing a damn thing, which is why I was so disappointed

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that it didn't. I got one
and off the same day. Someone gave

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me a star eye face, a
heart eye face, and then a red

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face with sweat. Oh, she
wants to gargle your kids? Yeah,

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I dig this. But you know
today was bring your gargle your kid's Day?

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Yeah, I'm sorry. What's bring
your children to work? Day?

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Today? Was that? Yeah?
Oh? Man, I brought a clear

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cup of milk in it milk.
See, Dan and I worked together.

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He made that same joke earlier.
This morning. Yeah, and then we

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wanted to go get in the chase. Yes, yea, I'm never a

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we sharing them with our kids.
I'm not coming back here. We contributed

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our children to the sheiks Uh clever
Corey says, give Hinge one more chance.

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I can't, y'all, I can't. You didn't delete it? Yeah,

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I did? You deleted your Hinge? Yes? Oh okay, that

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guy, that guy sucked it up, well, sucked it up, sucked

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it up up, I will say. Um, like just hearing about Hinge

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from like some other friends and whatnot. That was the one dating app I

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did download when I was single.
I never actually set my profile on it,

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but I download it thinking I would. It's the app designed to be

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deleted. I deleted the sh out
of that app soon as I saw that.

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Okay, my brother is a success
story of Hinge because his fiance they

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met on Hinge. Well, my
best friends, uh yeah, yeah,

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she met her boyfriend on Hinge.
I'm not gonna lie. Um, I've

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had some pretty nice um, I've
had some pretty nice prospects from him.

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It's just I already was in the
space where I felt like I was just

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doing too much and I need to
uh enjoy my season of loneliness. And

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just seeing that, I say,
yeah, I'll just go back to just

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spa by myself. So you're saying
that you had a list of draftees but

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did not draft them. I'm not
gonna lie. I didn't even get through

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all of my swipes. Like when
I opened it, it was like a

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bajillion. I'm not gonna lie,
like a bajillion. And this was like

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maybe the twelfth one that I had
went through, and I say, yeah,

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this is it. I'm done.
I'm good on this. I don't

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know. I might. I might
downloaded the end. I don't know,

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I might. I don't know.
Well right now, it's definitely definitely.

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No, It's funny. I've seen
you on at least three separate dating apps.

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You have not I have you.
That wasn't me. Okay, So

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it was repetfully cat fishing for sure. Okay, So they're stealing your pictures.

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Yes, I've seen you on I've
seen your pictures on Hinge, on

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Tinder. No, oh my god, I've never been on Tender in my

406
00:30:52.759 --> 00:30:56.480
life. Never. Never, oh
shit, we never. All right,

407
00:30:56.480 --> 00:31:00.200
I've seen you say, like back
when Courtney was still on the show,

408
00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:04.440
right, we did an episode where
we tried all the apps. That was

409
00:31:04.480 --> 00:31:11.960
the only time I was on Bumble, Tender and uh pof and it was

410
00:31:11.000 --> 00:31:14.960
only for that week. Other than
that, I've on it, But I

411
00:31:14.960 --> 00:31:18.440
don't even think we knew Yeah,
we knew each other, but yeah I

412
00:31:18.519 --> 00:31:22.000
knew you before you started this podcast. Yeah yeah, yeah, but no,

413
00:31:22.400 --> 00:31:26.039
too far away. I don't think
that was it? Okay, no,

414
00:31:26.759 --> 00:31:29.519
but go ahead? What other ones? No? I couldn't remember the

415
00:31:29.559 --> 00:31:32.559
third one. I was like,
but I thought it was three. It

416
00:31:32.640 --> 00:31:36.559
might have been Tender and Hinge.
I have one thousand percent of my own

417
00:31:36.640 --> 00:31:38.920
because I'm not I'm not on Bumble. I'm on POF, but I'm not

418
00:31:38.960 --> 00:31:45.720
on Bumble of my own recognits.
I've never been on Tender. I just

419
00:31:45.720 --> 00:31:49.200
didn't have an I didn't have a
desire to just from what the social norm

420
00:31:49.319 --> 00:31:52.039
was, and I didn't want to
be there and someone think that I was

421
00:31:52.079 --> 00:31:56.440
there for something that I wasn't.
Well, Tinder got messed up, Okay,

422
00:31:56.480 --> 00:31:59.400
Tender was Tinder got fucked up because
it was supposed to be a hook

423
00:31:59.440 --> 00:32:04.519
up app, right, and then
I feel like girls destroyed it. Why

424
00:32:04.599 --> 00:32:07.119
do girls destroy it? Because girls
there's, there's. I think there's an

425
00:32:07.119 --> 00:32:10.319
overwhelming majority of men who are on
it who are looking to hook up,

426
00:32:10.799 --> 00:32:15.680
and then the overwhelming majority of women
who are on it are looking for relationships.

427
00:32:15.759 --> 00:32:19.680
I think it's a regular dating app. Well, the over majority of

428
00:32:19.680 --> 00:32:23.279
women are looking for relationships right on
any app. It doesn't matter. They

429
00:32:23.319 --> 00:32:27.799
can be on fucking class Dojo looking
for a relationship. Okay, it doesn't

430
00:32:27.839 --> 00:32:32.160
matter. Make a tender profile.
Let me tell you something. Tender does

431
00:32:32.200 --> 00:32:38.680
not say anywhere in the fucking fine
print or read all the rules you hear

432
00:32:38.720 --> 00:32:43.279
to fuck? What do you think
it's the Its logo is a flame?

433
00:32:43.519 --> 00:32:46.839
What does that mean? Gonerrha,
it is a hook up app? See.

434
00:32:46.920 --> 00:32:52.519
I thought it was for you know, garage man. I thought the

435
00:32:52.559 --> 00:32:57.680
fire was like igniting the fire of
love. No, no, it's igniting

436
00:32:57.720 --> 00:33:02.599
the fire of burning piss. Joe
said, girls destroy everything. Uptown Confidence

437
00:33:02.640 --> 00:33:08.000
two one five says can't take dating
apps serious. Danell Underscore Will says just

438
00:33:08.079 --> 00:33:13.160
add me on whenever you're ready.
Shorty had Our Love says we miss the

439
00:33:13.240 --> 00:33:16.839
dating app. Era ain't miss a
goddamn thing. Be happy exactly where y'all

440
00:33:16.880 --> 00:33:20.839
are, because it's if you're looking
for a short term thing. Dating apps

441
00:33:20.880 --> 00:33:25.799
is worth Chad. I feel like
dating apps worked for me very well,

442
00:33:27.799 --> 00:33:32.640
maybe five to seven years ago.
These days not as much. It's run

443
00:33:32.680 --> 00:33:37.480
its course. I feel like it
really has been played out. You know

444
00:33:37.519 --> 00:33:40.319
what my problem is. I think
that it works well if you have time

445
00:33:40.319 --> 00:33:45.200
to if you water it, it'll
grow and you'll find great things. But

446
00:33:45.519 --> 00:33:50.680
I just want songs. I don't
know. I honestly am becoming one of

447
00:33:50.680 --> 00:33:55.240
those people who really believe that.
Sitting in my house, my husband is

448
00:33:55.279 --> 00:33:58.480
just going to kick down my door
and walk in and be like, Yo,

449
00:33:58.519 --> 00:34:00.720
I heard you was looking for me, And I'm like, damn,

450
00:34:00.799 --> 00:34:02.519
I was looking for you. What
took you so long? Like you want

451
00:34:02.559 --> 00:34:06.359
some food, like you when we
cook? Like I know that I have

452
00:34:06.480 --> 00:34:13.440
to get out of that mentality,
but it's so hard because it's just getting

453
00:34:13.599 --> 00:34:19.159
over the overwhelming hump of acknowledging that
it is trash out here. And once

454
00:34:19.199 --> 00:34:21.440
you get over that, you're like, oh wow, it's actually not that

455
00:34:21.480 --> 00:34:23.639
bad out here. But it's like, just getting over that initial hump is

456
00:34:23.679 --> 00:34:30.199
so hard. What dating apps has
done for me is sterilized me to the

457
00:34:30.239 --> 00:34:37.800
prospect of finding an actual person dating
apps has made people as disposable as objects.

458
00:34:38.039 --> 00:34:40.880
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, it's like if you if any

459
00:34:40.960 --> 00:34:45.639
one thing turns you off, all
right, and our delete connection, swipe

460
00:34:45.679 --> 00:34:50.440
this other way. You know,
it's it's it's It's not like making a

461
00:34:50.480 --> 00:34:53.920
connection to the grocery store out or
out in public. Now. Could it

462
00:34:54.039 --> 00:35:01.079
also be that dating apps have given
people the courage to just be more concise

463
00:35:01.239 --> 00:35:05.960
and straightforward and what they want.
I don't even think people are doing that

464
00:35:06.280 --> 00:35:09.800
really, But here's the thing.
I think women can get away with doing

465
00:35:09.840 --> 00:35:15.360
that if they're clear and concise about
what they want. Guys are always I

466
00:35:15.400 --> 00:35:17.400
feel like men are more on the
defensive. You know what's crazy though,

467
00:35:17.840 --> 00:35:21.840
I ain't gonna say yall names,
but y'all know who you are. I

468
00:35:22.000 --> 00:35:25.639
know three men right now. These
men are they Kyle, Dan, and

469
00:35:25.719 --> 00:35:28.639
Kevin. I'm not gonna say it, not names. Okay, I'm not

470
00:35:28.679 --> 00:35:31.559
gonna say not names, And y'all
know who you are, right dial Can

471
00:35:31.599 --> 00:35:37.760
and Devin. They will literally sit
there on these apps and just swipe on

472
00:35:37.920 --> 00:35:42.559
everyone, on everyone, until they
have no swipes left and just wait and

473
00:35:42.599 --> 00:35:47.039
see what comes back. Interesting.
See, there's too many white women on

474
00:35:47.079 --> 00:35:51.880
these apps, you know, can't
just do that. Had our love said

475
00:35:51.960 --> 00:35:54.760
dating apps made it easier to lie, just like other socials. I don't

476
00:35:54.800 --> 00:36:00.519
think it's easier to lie. I
just think that dating apps, social media

477
00:36:00.679 --> 00:36:02.840
whatever, the good thing about it
is they allow you to put your best

478
00:36:02.840 --> 00:36:07.679
foot forward, something that people may
not see. They'll see right from the

479
00:36:07.760 --> 00:36:09.679
front. Like you played the piano. You can have that right on the

480
00:36:09.679 --> 00:36:13.840
beginning of your profile. If you
meet a join in the grocery store at

481
00:36:13.880 --> 00:36:15.599
the club, like you have to
talk to her for a second for her

482
00:36:15.639 --> 00:36:19.840
to know that, Yo, I
played the piano. I'm first string violin.

483
00:36:20.199 --> 00:36:22.639
But like the dating apps allow you
to put it right up front like

484
00:36:22.679 --> 00:36:24.440
that, That's what I do.
If she likes musical or there astri niggas.

485
00:36:24.440 --> 00:36:28.679
Oh yeah, I'll give them a
few more moments of a conversation,

486
00:36:28.960 --> 00:36:32.239
Kyle. I want to see are
you just in doing an on their dating

487
00:36:32.239 --> 00:36:36.199
app stunt? Real quick? Yeah, I want to give you my phone,

488
00:36:36.400 --> 00:36:38.360
okay, and I want I have
henjobn right now, okay, with

489
00:36:38.440 --> 00:36:42.480
my with my liked options right and
there's only it's not that much as only

490
00:36:42.480 --> 00:36:45.400
for there's a woman who liked you
yes, okay, And I want you

491
00:36:45.760 --> 00:36:50.039
to do what you think is best. Okay, and you could like you

492
00:36:50.079 --> 00:36:52.719
can, you can like them back, you cannot like them back, whatever,

493
00:36:52.159 --> 00:36:55.840
and say what you want to say. I'm going to respond to all

494
00:36:55.880 --> 00:37:02.119
these women and say nice titties,
all right? Is that what you're really

495
00:37:02.119 --> 00:37:07.119
gonna do? Or no, no, no features. Let's see this woman

496
00:37:07.239 --> 00:37:10.280
and you can use initials to separate
it. Okay. This woman is thirty

497
00:37:10.280 --> 00:37:15.000
seven, okay, she's five two, doesn't have kids, but she's open

498
00:37:15.079 --> 00:37:19.760
to kids. She has a degree. She has a picture in front of

499
00:37:19.760 --> 00:37:22.679
the loaf. Okay, Um,
now, because I have the because I

500
00:37:22.719 --> 00:37:25.599
have a free version like most people
should have, I can't see the other

501
00:37:25.639 --> 00:37:30.239
options behind it right right, So
I have no idea who the other three

502
00:37:30.320 --> 00:37:35.519
are. When you're telling me you
didn't pay for the premium, not this

503
00:37:35.559 --> 00:37:40.719
month. Um. So if y'all
are watching one alive, tap in,

504
00:37:40.800 --> 00:37:45.360
let me know, um if what
y'all think about this nice young lady?

505
00:37:45.400 --> 00:37:49.800
She says, My love language is
physical touch and quality time. Phone calls

506
00:37:49.840 --> 00:37:54.760
over to texts. Um, she
says, uh, my simple pleasures travel

507
00:37:54.920 --> 00:38:00.880
forty nine countries and counting nineties.
R and B A clean house, fresh

508
00:38:00.880 --> 00:38:02.440
sheets, red wine. Way too
many options. I'm not reading all the

509
00:38:02.519 --> 00:38:08.079
ship I'm reroach you, miss,
I'll be honest with you. I am

510
00:38:08.119 --> 00:38:12.159
a woman, and I don't want
to read all these fucking options. Okay.

511
00:38:12.280 --> 00:38:15.280
So I am going to match with
her. Okay, and I'm going

512
00:38:15.320 --> 00:38:21.920
to say, um, I'm gonna
say, if you like nineties R and

513
00:38:21.960 --> 00:38:30.920
B, we should swap playlist or
um. Okay, y'all. Hold on.

514
00:38:32.119 --> 00:38:36.960
So she said she'd been to forty
nine countries Kyle, how many of

515
00:38:37.000 --> 00:38:42.079
you been to I've been twenty two. Okay, So she's beating me by

516
00:38:42.119 --> 00:38:45.719
a lot. First of all,
I saw that. I just realized that

517
00:38:45.760 --> 00:38:49.719
these are people who liked you so
or metro Shoe. So she responded to

518
00:38:50.360 --> 00:38:52.400
the video of your song, Kyle, I'm not gonna I feel like this

519
00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:55.840
is catfish a little bit. It's
me though. Okay, there's nothing on.

520
00:38:57.639 --> 00:39:02.239
Kyle has this video. I don't
know if y'all can see. Oh

521
00:39:02.360 --> 00:39:05.639
is it the one with I've hair? Right? Yea, he has hair?

522
00:39:05.760 --> 00:39:08.519
First of all, carless bad.
Now, hold on, my profile

523
00:39:08.800 --> 00:39:13.760
has pictures of me without hair.
That's the only thing with me in here.

524
00:39:13.800 --> 00:39:16.119
That's an old video okay, but
okay, it's just demonstrating with vocal

525
00:39:16.119 --> 00:39:21.119
ability. I also want to say
Kyle knows what the fuck he doing,

526
00:39:21.440 --> 00:39:24.639
because not only does he have hair
in this video, but he's also giving

527
00:39:24.719 --> 00:39:30.480
very much John b purpose like black
suit, the fucking wrinkle forehead, light,

528
00:39:30.559 --> 00:39:34.519
skinned face, you know what I'm
saying, the blue eyes popping in

529
00:39:34.519 --> 00:39:37.119
and out of the frames. Kyle
knows what the fuck he doing. Okay,

530
00:39:37.280 --> 00:39:43.239
So I don't know if I should
save this woman or honestly from from

531
00:39:43.280 --> 00:39:46.920
you, from you cat fishing.
I'm not get fishing. It's not it's

532
00:39:46.920 --> 00:39:51.159
not half Fishing's gonna go a maybe
maybe, Okay, I'm gonna say she

533
00:39:51.199 --> 00:39:52.519
sees the rest of my profile.
She knows they don't have hair. Now

534
00:39:53.320 --> 00:39:58.840
she's got to unless it was you
didn't have hair and then you want a

535
00:39:58.880 --> 00:40:04.599
hair transplant and then you have her
ken. I'm also trying not to sound

536
00:40:04.639 --> 00:40:07.440
like a woman because I just had
to delete three times because I was about

537
00:40:07.480 --> 00:40:10.519
saying hey mama's, Hey sis.
I literally had to delete hey mama's and

538
00:40:10.559 --> 00:40:16.559
then delete hey sis. I wasn't
in the right mind. I'm sorry what

539
00:40:16.880 --> 00:40:22.199
you have time to make all these
damn sound bites. Okay, you know

540
00:40:22.239 --> 00:40:24.880
what, I'm not gonna I'm not
gonna do that. I'm actually going to

541
00:40:24.920 --> 00:40:30.639
say, um huh, I ain't
stopped to ship in the back of my

542
00:40:30.719 --> 00:40:34.880
throat. But I just don't understand
where all these sound bites came from.

543
00:40:34.880 --> 00:40:37.840
You, Like, I really don't. Is that all from the last episode?

544
00:40:37.880 --> 00:40:42.239
Somebody else can that? Yeah?
Never mind, never never know?

545
00:40:42.320 --> 00:40:45.440
The objective is you to do it
from a woman's perspective? What do women

546
00:40:45.519 --> 00:40:52.559
like to hear? Yeah? Heylo, mama, let me Yeah, you

547
00:40:52.599 --> 00:40:57.320
guys sound like that's what you need
to do. What Kevin say? Hello,

548
00:40:57.440 --> 00:41:00.280
mama, let me whist me here? The rock star saying saying,

549
00:41:00.280 --> 00:41:07.880
guy like it raw good, plan
on it listen. And I don't care

550
00:41:07.880 --> 00:41:13.119
what you say. I don't know
these people. Oh my god. Um

551
00:41:13.159 --> 00:41:17.119
so I don't curiosity because like so
I'm one who's never like I've never used

552
00:41:17.199 --> 00:41:22.480
dating apps, dating sites, whatnot, and especially like you two, um,

553
00:41:22.559 --> 00:41:25.159
you know, we're both very social
peoples. Like, is it just

554
00:41:25.199 --> 00:41:30.239
there wasn't anyone you know, in
the immediate circles you could find or was

555
00:41:30.239 --> 00:41:34.800
it just like you know, you're
just like, ah, let me see

556
00:41:34.800 --> 00:41:37.320
what's out there. I think it's
more so like work schedule. I'm too

557
00:41:37.360 --> 00:41:43.239
busy. Um, I in all
actuality, I don't want anyone from Instagram.

558
00:41:44.480 --> 00:41:49.199
And that's where a lot of my
prospects come from, because when I'm

559
00:41:49.239 --> 00:41:53.320
out it's hard. It's like it's
like work, honestly, because if I'm

560
00:41:53.360 --> 00:41:57.519
out at a gig, I'm going
to meet somebody in my circle. I

561
00:41:57.519 --> 00:42:00.239
don't want to deal with anybody in
my circle per se because especially for a

562
00:42:00.280 --> 00:42:04.360
woman, you deal with two men
in the same circle, now you're a

563
00:42:04.360 --> 00:42:07.920
hoe, And it's like it can
be even if I date two men from

564
00:42:07.000 --> 00:42:10.519
different podcasts. If I date someone
from a podcast in New York and I

565
00:42:10.639 --> 00:42:15.440
date someone from a podcast in Alaska, I'm now a hoe. They don't

566
00:42:15.480 --> 00:42:17.400
have to be nowhere near each other, just the fact that we do the

567
00:42:17.480 --> 00:42:22.320
same thing. I'm now a hoe. So it's like I'm just like,

568
00:42:22.360 --> 00:42:25.519
oh, where else you meet niggas? I don't know. I don't know

569
00:42:25.599 --> 00:42:30.880
all right back to task. Where
are you right now? Um? Are

570
00:42:30.920 --> 00:42:34.519
you still like trying to figure out
what to say? Yeah? I just

571
00:42:34.679 --> 00:42:39.920
I don't think it was gonna be
this hard. So I want, Hey,

572
00:42:39.960 --> 00:42:44.159
love, where's the best place you've
been so far? Where's your favorite

573
00:42:44.159 --> 00:42:46.400
country? You've been to so far? Okay, hey love what that meil

574
00:42:46.480 --> 00:42:52.159
do? No? Okay, I
stuffed shipping the back of my throat.

575
00:42:52.360 --> 00:42:58.880
Um, so far. Next,
now that something like that works. Next.

576
00:42:58.960 --> 00:43:00.280
This next girl looks a little butchee. I don't like her for you.

577
00:43:00.920 --> 00:43:04.280
Where does she got? Where does
she look like? Um, I'm

578
00:43:04.320 --> 00:43:07.320
not gonna lie. She looks like
a hood rede and she's wait, how

579
00:43:07.360 --> 00:43:09.400
are do you Kyle? Oh?
Yeah? And she's twenty three. That's

580
00:43:09.400 --> 00:43:12.519
too young. I don't like it. I don't like it. I'm gonna

581
00:43:12.559 --> 00:43:15.480
skip. I wait in a second, let's talk about no, no,

582
00:43:15.480 --> 00:43:21.880
no no. Um. Now this
woman looks really nice. She's twenty eight.

583
00:43:22.320 --> 00:43:31.360
Okay, Um, she works at
an airline. I know how they

584
00:43:31.400 --> 00:43:36.400
work. Nikenna, Lie, I'm
not really attracted to her. I thought.

585
00:43:36.519 --> 00:43:38.280
I thought the first picture got me. Y'all, bitches be catfishing.

586
00:43:38.400 --> 00:43:42.159
I had this for y'all. The
first picture got me. I was like,

587
00:43:42.159 --> 00:43:44.800
oh, yeah, this could work. She also liked that video because

588
00:43:44.840 --> 00:43:47.199
Kyle knows what he's doing. This
video is like four years old. He

589
00:43:47.280 --> 00:43:52.440
still has up here because he knows
what's he doing. Um, this year.

590
00:43:52.480 --> 00:43:54.760
I really want to travel more and
explore new things from my usual bitch,

591
00:43:54.760 --> 00:43:59.000
you're a flight attendant, why I
don't? I don't? Or you

592
00:43:59.000 --> 00:44:00.840
know what, maybe she's a pilot
because it says she went to aviation institute.

593
00:44:00.920 --> 00:44:06.239
Is that flight school? Aviation institute? Of what? That's just what

594
00:44:06.239 --> 00:44:09.280
it says. Because because I went
to the aviation and stude a maintenance,

595
00:44:09.280 --> 00:44:13.159
that could be she could be a
mechanic. She could be a mechanic,

596
00:44:13.519 --> 00:44:15.480
or I don't know. It says
the way to win me over is by

597
00:44:15.519 --> 00:44:22.559
taking me on a picnic. Sis
please, Okay, I hyped myself up

598
00:44:22.599 --> 00:44:28.719
by being around good hearted people.
She doesn't seem fun. Every road pictures

599
00:44:28.760 --> 00:44:32.079
don't seem fun. She only has
one and a half nice pictures. I'm

600
00:44:32.119 --> 00:44:36.360
going to exit, all right,
Um the next one. First of all,

601
00:44:36.400 --> 00:44:40.960
she just has a letter as her
name. Her first picture is a

602
00:44:40.960 --> 00:44:44.599
flower in front of her face where
I can't see her. Oh, I'm

603
00:44:44.639 --> 00:44:50.360
confident about this one. My most
irrational fear is horses. Her job is

604
00:44:50.599 --> 00:44:57.519
e MT at Ambulance. Oh,
she's an emergency transportation. Let me spell

605
00:44:57.719 --> 00:45:02.159
where she works. Kyle em t
at a m b U l Z.

606
00:45:02.480 --> 00:45:08.440
That is actually a brand of ambulances
that you might see around their their their

607
00:45:08.440 --> 00:45:15.039
ambulances that are blue in color that
you might see around the city. I've

608
00:45:15.039 --> 00:45:17.960
never seen this, No it is. It is a trendy ambulance company.

609
00:45:19.320 --> 00:45:21.400
Didn't see it. I would have
thought it was a lie. No,

610
00:45:21.679 --> 00:45:27.559
it's not Virtua. It's it's not
like Cooper Hospital. It's an ambulance,

611
00:45:27.880 --> 00:45:30.400
I x her. Let me tell
you something. Okay, you know,

612
00:45:30.440 --> 00:45:35.400
ambulance. You know what my problem
is? Now? I see why people

613
00:45:35.480 --> 00:45:37.239
be on my dick so hard on
these sites. And I'm gonna tell you

614
00:45:37.280 --> 00:45:42.880
why dick. Y'all. Don't be
trying, y'all, don't be trying.

615
00:45:43.199 --> 00:45:46.599
Like this was the saddest shit I
ever seen in my life. Ladies,

616
00:45:47.039 --> 00:45:55.480
like the quality of like these profiles
trash, trash, trash. I'm so

617
00:45:55.599 --> 00:45:59.960
disappointed in you all right now.
This is why niggas be ready to eat

618
00:46:00.079 --> 00:46:05.079
my booty hole on day one?
There? Oh there you all right Now,

619
00:46:05.119 --> 00:46:08.519
I'm lonely and got nobody I matched
with one person? Oh yeah,

620
00:46:08.639 --> 00:46:14.679
yeah, thank you? Like what
the hell like? I'm not gonna hold

621
00:46:14.719 --> 00:46:19.400
y'all my My page is. It's
funny, it has character, Okay,

622
00:46:19.480 --> 00:46:27.559
it has you know? Um uh
coop as pas assum. My join is

623
00:46:27.599 --> 00:46:30.960
like a I'm gonna tell y'all what
I have on here. Don't be trying

624
00:46:30.960 --> 00:46:34.360
to steal my ship. Well you
can. I ain't get back one here.

625
00:46:34.960 --> 00:46:38.039
Really, Kyle's already seen several people. You know what you know?

626
00:46:38.079 --> 00:46:43.199
What's funny? Okay, So I
have like what hinge does is when you

627
00:46:43.280 --> 00:46:45.559
haven't talked to someone in a while, it just puts them in a hidden

628
00:46:45.559 --> 00:46:49.159
folder. Yes, I have forty
eight in here. That's because you don't

629
00:46:49.159 --> 00:46:52.760
be carrying a conversation. Eight maybe
I get bored. Oh my god,

630
00:46:52.840 --> 00:46:59.480
see see see um, how are
we doing on time? We got about

631
00:46:59.519 --> 00:47:05.039
that man's Okay, looks like we
got thirteen? Um so all right,

632
00:47:05.079 --> 00:47:09.719
you want to get into the edible
portion? Yeah, dy apolo one O

633
00:47:09.840 --> 00:47:15.199
one seven heyq um. The audible
portion of our show is read questions that

634
00:47:15.280 --> 00:47:19.920
you guys sitting in. If you
have longer questions of stories that you want

635
00:47:19.960 --> 00:47:22.559
to talk about, you can always
DM them to me or you can email

636
00:47:22.599 --> 00:47:28.360
them to me at inquiries at Stormy
p Pea dot com. Kyle, you

637
00:47:28.519 --> 00:47:31.480
good bro? What's up? Every
time we get to around this partner show

638
00:47:31.519 --> 00:47:36.880
you let out the deepest of size. Oh I didn't realize that was was

639
00:47:36.920 --> 00:47:42.000
that audible? Thank you? Thank
you, good bro. I'm fine,

640
00:47:42.119 --> 00:47:45.880
okay, um so wait now,
actually out of curiousity, now, is

641
00:47:45.920 --> 00:47:50.119
that was it? Kyle sire was
a Kyle like throat rumble because he does

642
00:47:50.159 --> 00:47:58.079
those a lot. What I think? Okay, yeah, you're just like,

643
00:47:58.920 --> 00:48:01.039
oh shit, you know the other
day, I do know way he

644
00:48:01.119 --> 00:48:06.840
does that. Yes, So the
other when we were in Florida for for

645
00:48:07.000 --> 00:48:09.840
the Morning show. Yeah, we
got into the studio and I guess I

646
00:48:09.960 --> 00:48:14.599
did that and I didn't realize it. And Casey from the President's Team show,

647
00:48:14.639 --> 00:48:19.840
he's like, he says, oh, growling already, we've been here

648
00:48:19.880 --> 00:48:22.719
for five minutes. I don't know. I don't think he realizes it.

649
00:48:22.800 --> 00:48:29.320
He really doesn't. Apolo one oh
one seven says, you got a man

650
00:48:29.679 --> 00:48:32.440
because you can't be single being that
beautiful boy. Are you in for a

651
00:48:32.480 --> 00:48:38.280
surprise? Um, so listen.
I forgot to put the prompts up for

652
00:48:38.440 --> 00:48:43.199
you guys to send in questions.
Um, but I do be getting questions

653
00:48:43.239 --> 00:48:46.360
like on Twitter or like um in
the the emails and stuff like that.

654
00:48:46.519 --> 00:48:52.400
So I found one that I thought
was really um interesting, and it says,

655
00:48:52.079 --> 00:48:57.760
what's up? Why do women play
victim when they doing them? What?

656
00:48:58.719 --> 00:49:01.360
And I'm gonna say it again,
he says, what's up? Why

657
00:49:01.440 --> 00:49:07.880
do women play victim when they doing
them? Right? And Okay, I'm

658
00:49:07.880 --> 00:49:13.679
going on a tangent, but just
stay with me here. Say so you

659
00:49:13.840 --> 00:49:19.239
know how like a majority of serial
killers are men? Right, stay with

660
00:49:19.360 --> 00:49:22.320
me. I asked you to stay
with me. Okay, stay with me,

661
00:49:22.559 --> 00:49:25.039
all right, So you know how
a majority of serial killers are men.

662
00:49:25.960 --> 00:49:32.039
I think a majority of women who
cheat cheat out of frustration of a

663
00:49:32.159 --> 00:49:37.280
lack of something that they're not getting
from their partner. And Dan, you

664
00:49:37.320 --> 00:49:39.519
don't got you on like that,
y'all. It is so annoying. Y'all

665
00:49:39.559 --> 00:49:44.960
are so annoying. Okay, this
is real facts. These are real things,

666
00:49:45.679 --> 00:49:47.360
y'all. Don't gotta act like that. These are real things. Okay.

667
00:49:47.960 --> 00:49:54.039
I really think that women play victim
when they're doing them because in their

668
00:49:54.119 --> 00:49:58.920
mind, they've given you so many
chances to correct it and fix it and

669
00:49:59.079 --> 00:50:02.079
you still haven't, so they feel
like they had to go out and cheat.

670
00:50:02.360 --> 00:50:06.480
Now did they honestly have to go
out and cheat? Of course not,

671
00:50:07.039 --> 00:50:12.800
But to them it's justifiable. Like
when men cheat, they just want

672
00:50:12.840 --> 00:50:16.719
they dick wet. But when women
cheat, a majority of times they think

673
00:50:16.800 --> 00:50:20.880
it is justifiable. Now a lot
of times I've said this before. It

674
00:50:21.000 --> 00:50:25.360
comes from, you know, problems
not being properly articulated, right, so

675
00:50:27.079 --> 00:50:30.159
they can go to their friends or
their family and tell them what's going on,

676
00:50:30.280 --> 00:50:34.400
but not go today partner, so
it never gets addressed. So I

677
00:50:34.480 --> 00:50:37.400
don't know. That's my take on
why I think women play victim when they're

678
00:50:37.440 --> 00:50:40.360
doing them. Anyone else have anything
they want to say? Anybody else,

679
00:50:40.639 --> 00:50:45.719
Yes, obviously from the male perspective, I have a great something. I

680
00:50:46.119 --> 00:50:55.880
honestly have nothing about the set up
for ultimately nothing. I did the best

681
00:50:57.039 --> 00:51:02.920
I could. Okay up Town Confidential
two one five says, nah, don't

682
00:51:04.039 --> 00:51:08.440
cheat, just leave, it's all
wrong. Quincy B says facts the Blue

683
00:51:08.519 --> 00:51:13.079
Professor says, if men tried using
that logic, folks would think we are

684
00:51:13.159 --> 00:51:15.639
tripping. That's why I sat from
the beginning. I'm not saying it's all

685
00:51:15.760 --> 00:51:20.679
I'm saying a majority like, I'm
not saying that's why everyone cheats. I

686
00:51:20.840 --> 00:51:24.840
just think that that's why women think
that they are the victims when they cheat.

687
00:51:25.440 --> 00:51:29.880
I'm not saying I agree with it. I'm just saying other incense of

688
00:51:29.960 --> 00:51:32.719
women painting a better picture for themselves. So like in their minds, they've

689
00:51:32.760 --> 00:51:37.599
already decided like, well, you
know what, I'm already suffering. I'm

690
00:51:37.639 --> 00:51:40.920
the victim, so I'm gonna go
out get some deck. And he wasn't

691
00:51:42.079 --> 00:51:45.719
sending me enough love quotes throughout the
day. No, really think about send

692
00:51:45.800 --> 00:51:51.400
me thirty memes this day. Think
about movies though, Yeah, that's always

693
00:51:51.440 --> 00:51:53.960
what happens. The woman isn't getting
attention from her husband, her spouse or

694
00:51:53.960 --> 00:52:04.159
whatever, so she fucks the garden
boys especially uh exactly. Uh. They

695
00:52:04.239 --> 00:52:07.400
say, I'm nonchalant and they don't
feel wanted either way. I don't give

696
00:52:07.440 --> 00:52:12.719
a fuck, sir. I don't
think that's the right mentality now now,

697
00:52:12.960 --> 00:52:15.679
now in these rom coms, are
they not getting enough attention because the men

698
00:52:15.760 --> 00:52:22.880
themselves are getting vagina? Or are
they just too busy une times that attend

699
00:52:22.960 --> 00:52:25.000
just too busy. I think it's
just too busy. But okay, hear

700
00:52:25.079 --> 00:52:28.000
me out. To be fair,
we're going to go into journey, right,

701
00:52:28.719 --> 00:52:30.440
men feel like they aren't getting I'm
sorry to get your knapsacks ready.

702
00:52:30.719 --> 00:52:37.440
Well, listening. Women feel like
they're not getting attention from their men because

703
00:52:37.519 --> 00:52:43.239
they're too busy. Men are usually
too busy because women expect men to pay

704
00:52:43.320 --> 00:52:45.159
for everything in the household, so
now they have to do more to bring

705
00:52:45.239 --> 00:52:50.400
in more income. So in all
actuality, we're talking about a vicious cycle.

706
00:52:50.480 --> 00:52:52.920
Here. We're complaining because men are
too busy, but then we expect

707
00:52:53.000 --> 00:52:59.559
me. Women are the cause of
their own No, no, said brilliant

708
00:53:00.239 --> 00:53:07.320
Women's vault. We crack the goddamn
women. I said, you're cheating because

709
00:53:07.360 --> 00:53:15.000
of you? What I said that
you're cheating because of you? No,

710
00:53:15.880 --> 00:53:22.199
they are cheating because of old school
values that we are trying to bring into

711
00:53:22.440 --> 00:53:28.280
a world that has different monetary connections. That's why interesting. There was a

712
00:53:28.320 --> 00:53:32.039
lot of syllables to say because you're
cheating because of you. But that guy

713
00:53:32.159 --> 00:53:36.840
Take nine two says, what's up
from Chicago? Chicago? What's up?

714
00:53:37.440 --> 00:53:39.320
Uh? I'm finished up these state
dates soon and I want y'all to pop

715
00:53:39.400 --> 00:53:46.679
out on me. Um huh.
Uptown Confidential says facts. Joel's dad says,

716
00:53:46.800 --> 00:53:50.920
now you're talking. Lady Jay says, it is a vicious cycle.

717
00:53:51.079 --> 00:53:52.880
Quincy B says, when you are
the bill payer. You have to shut

718
00:53:53.000 --> 00:53:57.760
up, Loo. You don't bring
anything to the table. Though. I

719
00:53:57.840 --> 00:54:01.360
don't know. I just think that
dere rocks are I say, women explaining

720
00:54:01.400 --> 00:54:04.960
at its finest. I think that
was a fair, like you know,

721
00:54:05.519 --> 00:54:09.280
assessment though, Okay, can you
can you place a fault? No?

722
00:54:09.559 --> 00:54:15.119
Why do we have to place faults? Not like a specific person's You know

723
00:54:15.280 --> 00:54:19.119
who I blame? You know who? I blame Rock Obama. Do you

724
00:54:19.159 --> 00:54:25.880
wish treasury system? Okay, I
blame inflation oday, I blame George Washington,

725
00:54:27.239 --> 00:54:31.880
capitalism, Alexander Hamilton, all of
them. The man. Are you

726
00:54:32.000 --> 00:54:37.639
saying that relationships would be better and
more comfortable if women expected less? Relationships

727
00:54:37.679 --> 00:54:43.519
would be better if we all were
communists? Damn socialism? I mean socialism,

728
00:54:43.639 --> 00:54:46.079
Yes, communism. That's so.
I don't care. I say,

729
00:54:46.119 --> 00:54:52.000
have you guys seen It's a movie
from two thousand and nine called Extract.

730
00:54:52.400 --> 00:54:57.599
It was made by Mike Judge had
no um So. The whole premise of

731
00:54:57.679 --> 00:55:00.719
the movie is that there's a guy
um he and his wife you know,

732
00:55:00.800 --> 00:55:04.840
are in a dry spell. Like
he goes home every night and he knows

733
00:55:04.880 --> 00:55:07.119
like when he's when she sees her, like put on the sweatpants, like

734
00:55:07.280 --> 00:55:12.000
he's not getting any this has been
going on for months and he's like just

735
00:55:12.119 --> 00:55:15.519
frustrated. Ye So and new co
workers Mila Kunis and he's like, oh

736
00:55:15.599 --> 00:55:19.000
my gosh, she's fucking hot.
I want to do her. So his

737
00:55:19.079 --> 00:55:23.679
friends convince him to like hire a
sexy pool boy so that his wife cheats

738
00:55:23.719 --> 00:55:28.920
on him. So then he has
an excuse this chick. Oh yeah,

739
00:55:28.960 --> 00:55:34.519
it's extract. Extract. It's not
a great movie. It's fun, but

740
00:55:34.639 --> 00:55:37.320
it always resonated with me because the
characters are actually like I don't know,

741
00:55:37.400 --> 00:55:40.320
they're they're they're really relatable. Not
yea, I would ever do anything like

742
00:55:40.400 --> 00:55:44.400
this. This is a Mic Judge
movie. So is it as good as

743
00:55:44.480 --> 00:55:47.719
Office Space? Uh? No,
no, no, not as good as

744
00:55:47.840 --> 00:55:51.920
Office Space. But it does have
a Jason Bateman in it. Okay,

745
00:55:52.719 --> 00:55:58.400
ro Roy owned the score. John
says Ozark meets comedy. Um does that

746
00:55:58.519 --> 00:56:02.679
explain it? Ah ish okay yeah, um but yeah. And you know,

747
00:56:04.239 --> 00:56:06.320
at the end of the movie,
like they both find out they've been

748
00:56:06.360 --> 00:56:08.719
you know, like treat cheated on
each other and whatnot, and they spend

749
00:56:08.760 --> 00:56:12.880
some time a part and eventually like
the end is like there it looks like

750
00:56:12.920 --> 00:56:16.239
they're go get back together, but
it's you know, the whole bottom line

751
00:56:16.320 --> 00:56:21.760
is that it was just a uh, you know, bad communication between the

752
00:56:21.840 --> 00:56:25.000
two of them because they both become
complacent after I mean, they were married

753
00:56:25.079 --> 00:56:28.800
years together, blah blah blah.
But this can happen in you know,

754
00:56:28.920 --> 00:56:31.519
any relationship where you just become complacent. You guys, you know, do

755
00:56:31.679 --> 00:56:35.360
the same thing, so you don't
not me. Yeah, you don't talk

756
00:56:35.400 --> 00:56:37.760
to each other, you don't communicate, so then you know, things just

757
00:56:38.440 --> 00:56:43.000
and Rizzo ends up, Rizzo ends
up not being pregnant, and Danny and

758
00:56:43.079 --> 00:56:45.880
Sandy drive off into the sky.
Yeah, exactly. You know what else

759
00:56:46.000 --> 00:56:51.320
is something good that I started watching? Uh? It's on I think Prime.

760
00:56:51.480 --> 00:56:55.760
It's called Jury Duty. Has anyone
watched Jury Duty? Or so I

761
00:56:57.000 --> 00:57:00.239
died? Okay, let me tell
you. Is that reality show? Yes?

762
00:57:00.320 --> 00:57:05.679
And no the guy from Men.
Yeah, yeah, we were talking

763
00:57:05.679 --> 00:57:08.760
about it on the show this morning. It's so good. It's on free

764
00:57:08.800 --> 00:57:13.960
v which is which is the Amazon
streaming spinoff. Yes. Yeah, so

765
00:57:14.360 --> 00:57:20.639
it's like they have there they're having
a trial and the camera crew is following

766
00:57:20.719 --> 00:57:24.480
the jury because they are doing a
documentary on the jury. However, everyone

767
00:57:24.719 --> 00:57:30.440
on the jury, the fucking judge, the bailiff, the plaintiff, the

768
00:57:30.719 --> 00:57:35.239
attorneys. Everyone is an actor except
for one man on the jury. It's

769
00:57:35.280 --> 00:57:38.440
like a real life Truman show.
But he doesn't know. He thinks that

770
00:57:38.559 --> 00:57:43.559
it's a real case. And like
he said, James Marson is on it

771
00:57:43.880 --> 00:57:47.199
cyclops from X Men. So it's
so funny because he's like, well,

772
00:57:47.199 --> 00:57:50.239
I don't think I could be here
because you know, I'm like a famous

773
00:57:50.280 --> 00:57:52.119
person because you like, you know, attentions of the case. It's such

774
00:57:52.159 --> 00:57:54.440
a good show. If you watch
that, please step in me. Also,

775
00:57:54.519 --> 00:57:58.559
if you watch the Power Rangers movie, please slide of my dams so

776
00:57:58.639 --> 00:58:00.800
we can talk about it. That
movie, the one who just came out

777
00:58:00.840 --> 00:58:07.239
lest well, it came out four
years ago. No, there's a new

778
00:58:07.320 --> 00:58:12.519
one and they have all the old
original Rangers but they're all old and Zach

779
00:58:12.639 --> 00:58:15.280
is in their fucking breakdance card.
Oh my god, I gotta watch that.

780
00:58:15.360 --> 00:58:19.119
I thought you were talking about the
Power Ranging movie from like four five

781
00:58:19.199 --> 00:58:22.119
years old. No, you like
that one, uh, the one from

782
00:58:22.119 --> 00:58:24.440
twenty seventeen. Yeah, I did. I liked it for what it was.

783
00:58:25.159 --> 00:58:28.480
I liked it for what it was
okay, but you're saying this new

784
00:58:28.519 --> 00:58:31.480
one is better. This new one
is so nissalogic. I literally, I'm

785
00:58:31.480 --> 00:58:34.880
so happy I watched it by myself
because my Sunday want to watch it.

786
00:58:34.960 --> 00:58:38.079
Didn't make it before Tommy done.
You know, Okay, y'all hot take

787
00:58:38.239 --> 00:58:40.719
hear me out, hear me out. Y'all know I love Tommy, y'all

788
00:58:40.719 --> 00:58:45.159
know, dayson, y'all know,
Jason David Frank is my fucking first love,

789
00:58:45.360 --> 00:58:47.920
right, heartbroken when he died,
even more so heartbroken because all y'all

790
00:58:47.920 --> 00:58:50.719
reached out to me, like made
sure I was okay, and I like

791
00:58:50.840 --> 00:58:57.440
that. But he's not really in
the film so not I mean, like

792
00:58:57.559 --> 00:59:01.199
not mentioned. I wouldn't be surprised
if that added to some part of his

793
00:59:01.320 --> 00:59:07.840
demise mentally, because like in every
Power Ranger segment, it's always about Tommy,

794
00:59:08.000 --> 00:59:12.039
It's always about Kimberly. You know, that was it. It was

795
00:59:12.239 --> 00:59:15.760
every storyline was about Tommy, Kimberly
or whoever the Red Ranger was at that

796
00:59:15.840 --> 00:59:21.400
time. Right, So this whole
movie is about Billy and Zach, the

797
00:59:21.519 --> 00:59:24.280
Blue Ranger and the Black Ranger.
Since fucking when, since when do the

798
00:59:24.320 --> 00:59:28.400
Blue Ranger and the Black Ranger get
their own timeline, their own spin off,

799
00:59:28.440 --> 00:59:30.960
their own anything. Right, wow, I'm talking about like but you

800
00:59:31.000 --> 00:59:36.480
know what's funny. What I noticed, uh I can't was Zach the black

801
00:59:36.599 --> 00:59:37.519
the Black Ranger. Black was he
was? He was? He the Black

802
00:59:37.599 --> 00:59:40.920
Ranger when the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
movie came out with yea, he was.

803
00:59:42.039 --> 00:59:44.719
I think it was the Black Ranger
for a mighty morphin. He was

804
00:59:44.880 --> 00:59:52.320
not the Black Ranger for Turbo Turbo
or uh yeah turbo that was Adam right,

805
00:59:52.719 --> 00:59:54.320
yeah, and there was what was
what Billy wasn't even the turbo he

806
00:59:54.400 --> 00:59:58.559
was there. The Blue Ranger was
a kid didn't fuck It makes sense because

807
00:59:58.760 --> 01:00:01.199
here he wented more, he became
tall, right. I hated that.

808
01:00:01.440 --> 01:00:07.320
That was weird, super weird.
All Right, I'm sorry. I ain't

809
01:00:07.360 --> 01:00:12.159
mean a nerd out like that.
Y'all gonna have to I apologize for the

810
01:00:12.199 --> 01:00:15.400
way I just behaved. They never
made a zero movie that wanted that.

811
01:00:15.920 --> 01:00:17.920
I didn't need a zero movie.
I didn't need a Zingo movie. Um.

812
01:00:19.360 --> 01:00:22.599
I was actually talking to somebody in
my dams about this the other day.

813
01:00:22.159 --> 01:00:24.719
This is why I'm single, because
I was talking to niggas about power

814
01:00:24.760 --> 01:00:30.360
Rangers and my dms instead of showing
my tities. Okay, so I think

815
01:00:30.639 --> 01:00:36.440
wild I think Wild Force should be
in like the top five Power Rangers ran

816
01:00:37.519 --> 01:00:39.880
That's what he said. I hate
a Wild Force. I'm like, bro,

817
01:00:40.039 --> 01:00:44.719
I love Wild Force. I would
take I would take Time Force and

818
01:00:44.840 --> 01:00:46.920
Light Speed Rescue over Wild Force.
That's what he said. He said Time

819
01:00:47.000 --> 01:00:51.320
Force, and I'm like, yo, y'all tripping, Dan, I'm sorry.

820
01:00:51.480 --> 01:00:54.400
Going back to Jason David Frank So, apparently he was approached to like

821
01:00:54.480 --> 01:00:58.880
appear in the film, but he
said no, Like Wild it was still

822
01:00:58.920 --> 01:01:04.039
in pre production. I wouldn't be
surprised because he's not. He would only

823
01:01:04.199 --> 01:01:07.239
be in it. Like. The
only people who were consistently in it is

824
01:01:07.760 --> 01:01:15.440
Billy and zach Um And did they
have Jason or Rocky or both rock both

825
01:01:15.480 --> 01:01:16.840
of them were in it, they
both like, but they all had small

826
01:01:16.880 --> 01:01:22.639
parts. I think all together everyone
outside of Billy and Zach each of them

827
01:01:22.719 --> 01:01:28.440
had like maybe five minutes or ten
minutes of screen time total. Now did

828
01:01:28.480 --> 01:01:32.239
you let me ask you this question? Did you own like my brother like

829
01:01:32.320 --> 01:01:37.079
my brother owned Jason's uh a martial
arts video? Yo? You know what's

830
01:01:37.119 --> 01:01:44.960
crazy? Yeah? Yeah, ain't
gonna give me to bro. I went

831
01:01:45.039 --> 01:01:49.320
to go see Jason David Frank at
wizard World Comic Con like three times.

832
01:01:50.000 --> 01:01:55.199
I fucking went to like two of
his matches, like nerding out Robad Wow,

833
01:01:57.360 --> 01:02:00.440
like Roband. I don't blame you, see I was. I was

834
01:02:00.480 --> 01:02:02.599
an ancillary Power Rangers fan because my
brother was huge on it, so I

835
01:02:05.079 --> 01:02:08.000
gained my knowledge through him. But
yeah, he got he got that karate

836
01:02:08.159 --> 01:02:13.960
video from him. Also he got
Darren's dance grooves. Wow. You know

837
01:02:14.079 --> 01:02:16.199
why I'm at to put some fucking
respect on Darren's dance goose. He was

838
01:02:16.280 --> 01:02:22.559
that man. Okay, Wild Forrest
had better swords. Okay, Now y'all

839
01:02:22.599 --> 01:02:25.280
just don't here singing anything clever Corey, I don't know. I do only

840
01:02:25.400 --> 01:02:30.880
know Mighty Morphins. And the one
with the underwater base was SPD wasn't it

841
01:02:30.960 --> 01:02:34.599
where it was their police under the
water. They weren't under the water,

842
01:02:35.880 --> 01:02:42.599
right, Darren Hicks the second says
Ninja Force Darrel the Rock SNAr, I'm

843
01:02:42.639 --> 01:02:47.559
old Voltrine was better than Power Rangers. Blasphemy. Uh Roy underscore, John

844
01:02:47.639 --> 01:02:52.159
says, is Zach part of black
history? Absolutely? When you talk about

845
01:02:52.199 --> 01:02:59.079
the greats, you better mention Walter
E. Jones aka The Black Ranger aka

846
01:02:59.480 --> 01:03:02.199
Zach. Okay, if you not
mentioned in him, what are we talking

847
01:03:02.280 --> 01:03:07.599
about the next fucking black history mouth. I'm a meg sure Walter E.

848
01:03:07.840 --> 01:03:08.880
Jones gets it shine, and I'm
not gonna lie. He got a new

849
01:03:08.960 --> 01:03:12.559
hairline for this movie, really,
because you know he had that Wayne Brady

850
01:03:12.639 --> 01:03:16.679
going on. But in and and
in the new movie. Yeah, like

851
01:03:16.800 --> 01:03:20.079
he got it. He got like
some type of serisory. Now, wasn't

852
01:03:20.119 --> 01:03:22.239
he I don't know the guy's name, so wasn't he replaced by an Asian

853
01:03:22.320 --> 01:03:25.480
man for as a Black Ranger?
He was? He was replaced by Adam

854
01:03:25.679 --> 01:03:29.199
Okay, I can remember his name. I can't remember his real name right

855
01:03:29.199 --> 01:03:31.840
now either, but yeah, Joel's
that no way. He was the biggest

856
01:03:31.880 --> 01:03:37.440
oreo. Who I know you're not
talking about the Black Ranger dog? Are

857
01:03:37.519 --> 01:03:40.280
you serious? He was? First
of all? How was he an oreo

858
01:03:42.159 --> 01:03:47.719
when maybe he just means in personality? He talked slang okay, he breakdanced,

859
01:03:47.880 --> 01:03:52.000
okay, he did all the shit. Okay, how do you want

860
01:03:52.079 --> 01:03:53.920
how do you want to say that
about my man? Isn't the past tensive?

861
01:03:53.920 --> 01:04:00.039
Breakdance broke danced we need you at
Tasted Thursdays. What just Tasted Thursdays?

862
01:04:00.159 --> 01:04:02.400
Is that Power Ranger related? I
think it's not. I know it's

863
01:04:02.440 --> 01:04:06.079
not Power Ranger. I don't even
know why this Rory Underscore John say he

864
01:04:06.199 --> 01:04:13.920
had a gun breakdanced the Black Ranger
was never an OREO Jesus right, Oh

865
01:04:14.079 --> 01:04:19.000
my god, what happened? They
tried to sublimately say black and blue lives

866
01:04:19.079 --> 01:04:23.800
matter and power Rangers. No they
did not. What is it funny?

867
01:04:23.960 --> 01:04:29.119
Why? Oh my god, let's
say this ship. Let's wrap it up

868
01:04:29.199 --> 01:04:30.639
that right there. We're gonna wrap
it up all right. Listen, I'm

869
01:04:30.639 --> 01:04:32.719
gonna do my drop, y'all,
no sound effects. Let me get this

870
01:04:32.719 --> 01:04:38.760
ship off real quick. Okay,
listen, guys, once again, big

871
01:04:38.920 --> 01:04:44.239
announcement June twenty third, Chocolate Ship
and said live taping is coming to Atlanta,

872
01:04:44.320 --> 01:04:45.679
Georgia, and we want to see
you there. Okay, Now this

873
01:04:45.800 --> 01:04:49.000
ain't like the regular shows. We
got some new stuff going on. Okay,

874
01:04:49.239 --> 01:04:54.199
this is an actual live taping.
So dress cute because you're gonna be

875
01:04:54.280 --> 01:04:56.880
on the show. Now, this
is very intimate. What do you get

876
01:04:56.920 --> 01:05:00.559
what your tickets? You say you
get light refreshments you get in open bar

877
01:05:00.800 --> 01:05:03.760
and you get a meet and greet
with me Stormy Pe. Okay, so

878
01:05:03.920 --> 01:05:06.800
you don't want to miss this Atlanta, Georgia. I can't wait. And

879
01:05:06.880 --> 01:05:11.519
we got something special for y'all.
We got something special all right after the

880
01:05:11.559 --> 01:05:15.559
show, we're gonna have a special
Patreon segment that not everybody's gonna be able

881
01:05:15.559 --> 01:05:17.639
to see. And I know you're
not gonna wanna miss this, Okay,

882
01:05:17.800 --> 01:05:20.719
So June twenty third, click the
link of my bio and get your tickets

883
01:05:20.800 --> 01:05:25.159
now, go to event bright or
you can go to Stormy p dot com

884
01:05:25.519 --> 01:05:27.960
and get your tickets there. I
can't wait to see y'all. Oh,

885
01:05:28.000 --> 01:05:31.039
it's gonna be amazing all right now. Oh it's always follow me on the

886
01:05:31.159 --> 01:05:35.440
Graham at Stormy P p e a
at Chocolate Chip and Sip. And if

887
01:05:35.480 --> 01:05:42.199
you don't remember anything else, please
remember the Black Ranger was never an OREO.

888
01:05:42.480 --> 01:05:49.599
I love you guys that I see
you next week. Peace. Dear

889
01:05:49.719 --> 01:05:53.280
dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear dear dear dear dear

890
01:05:53.400 --> 01:05:56.199
dear dick dear dear dear dear,
dear, dear, dear, dear,

891
01:05:56.320 --> 01:05:58.880
dear, dear dear dear, dear, dear, dear, dear Dick.

892
01:05:59.159 --> 01:06:00.800
Dick damn sucks, Dick.