Whoa, what's up, beautiful people. It is your baby Mama, favorite
baby Mama, Stormy pet and welcome to another episode of Chocolate, Chip and
Sip the modern day female perspective. Damn Son back at it again. And
y'all, we are back at it again. We're back at our home studio.
Guys. Means we got the home team in the building. We got
Dinnity Cane here. Yes, we got keV the Kid here and back again
the Blue Eyed Devil. We got cookie chloroform. Cow guys, hey,
get your chloroform ready, get your chlor absolutely yeah. I think you should
come up with your own brand of Yeah, you need your own like recipe
of chloroform. It's gonna be very popular or certain events. Absolutely not.
Um so, oh your boyfriends watch out. So um. I came into
the studio to find a envelope. Okay, and the envelope says challenge for
Victoria. Who's that? Who the fuck is that? First of all?
Second of all, it says do not open until show begins. So I'm
very curious to see what it is. Um. They sealed the envelope,
which is scary. I hope it's no chloroforming here. That's gonna be wild,
don't know, wa just don't smell it. Okay, if this is
something show topics exclude no dick, no pussy, and no sex. My
whole thing is if that means exclude and it's no two negatives make a positive,
so that means I can talk about pussy and sex or there was a
there was a loophole there no, no, no, there was it was
supposed to be no signs as bullet points. Oh wow, creative bullets.
I just want to show you guys this bullshit there. So what's the challenge
to not talk about dick, pussy or sex. That's the challenge there is,
there is, there is an overconcentration, and not from you. I'm
saying that that in the podcasting world at large, we are finding that there
is so much of the same thing happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's fine. That ain't no problem. Big dog shit and sharp voice,
that ain't no problem. There's no problem. Okay, there are enough bald
headed podcast talking about dick, pussy and sex out there. You know what
I will say, I do think that the podcast um genre, no matter
what, like they talk about somehow sexual relationships do get brought up and I
really do take pride in some of the conversations that we bring forth in reference
to relationships and things like that. So I ain't mad, like I'm there
for the challenge. What's up? We can do it. I'm fine.
And you know what's crazy. I did not have anything about dick and pussy
on my list today, so that's okay. Then listen, y'all. Today
it's a big day because see, now we happened that that was supposed to
be ironic. Alright, nice, What the hell? What I was going
to say is I have a big announcement. Okay. Now, y'all been
on my back saying when you gonna have a show someplace else. People outside
of Philadelphia. They want to see you, they want to hear from you,
they want to join in on the craziness. What's up up? So
I am here to say right now, Atlanta, June twenty third, Chocolate
Chip and Sip is coming to you, baby. Yes, okay, now
listen this right here, this right here, this some new ship. Okay.
This isn't gonna be what you're seeing on the internet. This is different.
This is a live taping. June twenty third, Chocolate Chip and Sip
will be having a life taping in Atlanta, Georgia at the se Content House.
Okay, what can you expect? Okay? First of all, it's
an intimate venue. You want to know what I smell like? Here's where
you find out. Okay. You want to know if my hair is soft?
You want to know if my skin has moisture. Okay, this is
where you find it out. Yes, Yes, June twenty third, Chot
Sip is doing a live taping at the set Content House. Tickets include light
refreshments. Okay, they include an open bar, and it comes with a
meet and greet. You want to get in on this. You want to
ask your questions, You want to chime in on a conversation. Our girl
won't even be like that. It'd be like this, Na sense I think
you're wrong, because okay, this is where you do it, all right.
Get your tickets right now at stormyp dot com or go to the event
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House and a bonus, a bonus. We're gonna be using this episode as
our weekly episode that we put out, so make sure you come looking cute.
That's the first thing. Second thing is after the show is over,
we'll be having a separate portion that will be putting on our Patreon with Miss
Sensual Seductions. Oh my god, Oh my god, Samaya. Yes,
yes, her, We're gonna have a whole private, private venue and event
with her afterwards. Okay, so listen, get your tickets right now.
Click the link in my bio. Go to stormyp dot com, Go to
event bright dot com. Get your tickets now. You got on in the
space. Can't wait to see you guys. Okay, So now that that's
over, um, listen, y'all. Like I said, tickets is some
one will sell right now. And it's an intimate event. It's not going
to be a lot of people there. So if you don't get your tickets
ahead of time, it will sell out. And I'm telling you that right
now. All right, I'm not gonna like I'm excited. I'm excited to
shit. I've been to Atlanta once before. When I was down there,
everyone was so nice and I really can't wait to kick off the live tapings.
Yeah, in other cities, Atlanta is a place that I've always wanted
to go to and have never gotten an opportunity to visit them. I was
gonna say, I'm surprised you've only been there once before. I've never been
like like in the city much itself. I've driven through multiple times, but
I know it just seems like it'd be like a big destination for you.
I've only been once, and even when I went once, I was just
doing a hardly initiated podcast. If it wasn't for them, I wouldn't have
been down there. Yeah, but yeah, it was nice. The food
was great. Um, and everybody is so nice. But I love the
South. Everybody's always so nice. It's amazing. Um. Listen, another
major announcement. Hold on my allergies. But what was I talking about?
I don't know. I think the brown eye. I don't know. Okay,
all right, well whatever another ps A major announcement, I said,
p S A major announcement. Mercury is in the microwave. Y'all what mercury?
I said, mercury. Mercury is the microwave. I repeat, mercury
is in the microwave. Please be aware of X is trying to spend the
block. Protect your piece. They are coming. Okay, this isn't no,
this isn't a celebration thing. This is a bewary, beware, end
of the world is near type thing. Okay, literally, so many of
my friends hit me up Viralin this week because like mercuries and retrograde and it
is really causing everyone to go crazy. So I do want to offer some
words of encouragement for you all. Number One, if you have x's or
people you have cut off, whether it be friends, relationship, jobs,
Okay, if they try to spend the block, if they try to reach
out, protect your peace. Remember exactly why you stop talking to them in
the first place. Okay, them jobs still don't want to pay you more
or give you what you OH or your PTO. Okay, that X still
don't want to take you seriously and don't want to be with just you.
They still don't want to be monogamous. Okay, they're still cheating. They
ain't got the cheating out their system yet. Okay. If it was a
situation ship, they still don't want to be in a relationship. They still
trying to play in your face, So don't miss it, all right,
once everything comes back into fruition, is that the right word. It's gonna
be the right redditor works Once everything comes back around. Don't be fooled and
don't let them pull the wool over your eyes one more time. What are
you guys doing? No, I'm raising my stay because I wanted to be
white for a second. Okay, Um, you had you had two phrases
that I didn't understand. Okay, mercury is in the microwave one, and
then explain spinning the block. Okay, Okay, these things, these two
things work in conjunction together. They do not work in They don't have to
work in conjunction together, but in this situation they do. Okay, Okay,
mercury is in the microwave is the same thing as mercury is in gatorade.
Um, mercury is in retrograde. Yes, but the funnier way to
say it is that mercury is in the microwave. Okay. So this is
this is a spoof on an actual saying yes, all right, yes.
I was so confused. I was like, do I stop cooking food?
It's getting fucked absolutely right. It is an astrology thing, and during these
time periods, Um, it's not good for the soul because people tend to
reach out and do things that they wouldn't normally do. Or they tend to
get very reflective and decide that these are where they made mistakes, but they
still haven't gained the accountability to correct the mistakes. So that's what mercury is.
In the micro spinning the block means that you ended a friendship, relationship
situation with someone and they have decided to let some time pass and come back
and reapproach you on said topics. Sometimes it's just to act like they want
to be friends, or you know, just check up on you. That's
the big one. I'm just seeing how you doing, how you and your
mom's getting along, how little man doing. He had his face but fuck
you, fuck yo. Okay, they don't really want that. They most
of the times they have ulterior to motifs. So okay, yeah, long
story short, absolutely right, absolutely right, but yeah, um, long
story short, don't let these people waste your time. Is this happening to
you, No, Surprisingly, it is not happening to me. It is
happening to everyone around me. Like literally everyone has been calling me crying one
in some inspiration, not understanding what's going on, and I'm like, wow,
this ship is missing me. So I know when it hits me it's
going to hit me hard, knock me in the back of am I Mercury?
Is it me? Am I the drama? Your sale or mercury?
Wow? Now I have to go get a costume. Yeah, cut,
she did. What's that mercury are? What are you talking about? Uncultured
sware? You know what? Dan said it before I could, because yes,
you uncultured swine. All right, that's that's the anime chicks. Yes,
and there's tiny shorts, tiny skirts. Okay. At Darryl the rock
star said gotta hey, big hits yesterday because Mercury is in the microwave.
Y'all. Wait, like they referred to him as big head or is that
just a normal come on the people like hey, big heads? You know
this this conversation today is very informative. I think it's neutral. It can
go either way because Stormy has texting me, hey, big head. No,
but it was very it was very platonic. Okay, so Kyle has
a big ass head. Yes, but usually in the in the instance that
I'm talking about, or this person alive it's talking about, when someone tells
you, hey, big head, it's like a hey, like what's up?
Okay, I'm testing the waters type thing. I think of Fred Sandford,
like, I feel like that's something he said, right, like what
hey, big head? Like episode, where's it going? Who's the bigger
head? Mirror Kyle Kyle? I think, without a doubt, I think
so Kyle's head go back to Aha, she said, like head hooks.
God damn it, get a bigger neckgut the motherfucker. Oh my god,
Q just killing dot Voo said, though what you're doing? I'm sorry.
The w y D also means where you're dick? Who said that? Sir?
Who? Who? Who? Is that? A search? So you're
saying every way you like w y D I got was where you did?
Absolutely, I don't know what this person is talking about. That is not
what it means to me, for sure. I I definitely do not when
I say what are you doing? Or w y d, I'm genuinely trying
to figure out what your black as. When I said I'm hanging with my
mom, that's um sounds like you're dicking down your mom. I have never
heard of that. Q just killing dot v I thought we weren't talking about
Dick this episode, y'all. Oh yeah that one yo. The next person
that no, no, no, No, we didn't do it. That
listener did it. No. No, the next person that said something about
Dick, you have to put five dollars in a Dick jar. Dick.
All right, so it's you. You just said it. No, this
is explaining the rule. Dick, Dick, Dick, Dan, that counts,
Dick, Dick. The sound effects count too. I don't have any
cash. Well we got cash A damn it exactly, Dan suns Dick.
We got cash, we got Vemo, we got Apple peyn effects count,
Dan, We're starting now sound effects count. Stop it, jesus you right,
uncultured swine. The listeners aren't paying us the money, or get paying
them the money. Yeah, yep, that's it. That's it, dick.
Listen um, speaking of mercury being in the microwave, right, this
is now when a lot of people are gonna try to get ass like you
and make it seem like things that are happening aren't really happening. For example,
if there is someone who is trying to obtain some of your time but
making it seem like you're the one who's so busy and you're the one who's
not able to link, when all the while they've never given you a definite
date or time that they want to link fucked him? Okay, because usually
what's happening is people like to date multiple people and then get upset when certain
members on their roster don't want to put up with half the attention. Right
now, I do want to say that Kyle's having a connection. Okay,
everybody, this is a couple of weeks ago. Okay, I think that
I and it's nothing wrong with that, right. My standpoint is it's nothing
wrong with getting to know multiple people at once, right, But if you
can't maintain a certain level of consistency with each one, you have to then
step back and reevaluate your roster. Okay, you right? Half the downsize?
You might have two downsize. And I think that a part of being
a responsible adult who is taking a time out to get to know and date
different people is having an accountability to say, yo, I don't think I
can entertain four bitches at once. I might only be able to handle two
ladies. You might have to sit back and say, yo, I can't
tell four different men how my day went. Every day. I can only
tell two. I can only tell y'all. I can only tell two people
at a time, what I'm having for lunch. Other than that, I'm
out. I'm burnt out. I don't want to do it. Dan.
Do you copy and paste messages? Is this a safe space? Yes?
I want you guys to know, from the bottom of my heart, from
the bottom of my heart, I absolutely copy and paste text message. And
I'm talking about the pettiest shit, like even if there's something like yo,
oh my god, I cannot believe I'm this late to this appointment. I
will copy that and send it to all five of you, respectfully. But
but all of you will feel satisfied because I took the sime text. All
of you back small miracles because no one knows about the other four small miracles
every day. And you know what, Kyle, Yes, you said what
Because no one knows about the other four? Right, well, that means
I'm doing my job properly and I can handle five. This is what I'm
saying. You gotta spake the time out to learn yourself. Okay. I
know what I can do. What can you do? Don't worry about how
many I got, worry about how I make you feel. Okay? Are
you open about the other four on the front end or that they have to
figure that out for themselves. I am open and saying like, we're not
going to be monogamous until we have a talk about being monogamus. But the
way I phrase it is, I don't expect monogamy from you until we have
a conversation about that, and I want to make sure let me finish,
let me finish. I want to make sure we're on the same page.
I don't really expect you to be in monogamous with me until we have that
conversation. And I just think keeping that open line of communication is important.
So you know the same thing with me. If something else is going on
or it's not going on, I'll make sure I'll let you know. And
Niggas is always like, oh word, that's what suck. Cool calling umber
three. You want to request line, that's it, Okay, that's it,
and that's all. I don't know. I think that um different worlds.
I think that some people are a little bit over zealous and the amount
of people that they talk to they get so caught up in I'm single,
so I can do what I want. You're not realizing that you're not even
giving some of the people the amount of attention that they need because you really
just have too much on your plate right now. Like you could be giving
the most thorough girl the least amount of attention and not be aware of it
because you haven't taken a time to get to know her. Like you have
to give attention as it sees fit. So if it's somebody who you know,
y'all, y'all clicking a lot, give it a chance to click,
all right, Like, just please don't don't be out here thinking you can
have, you know, a football team when you really only can handle a
starting five. That's it. That sounds right. Kyle's never right. Kyle's
not right. And I'm gonna say drop, I don't know, I don't
even remember when I said it, so we can delete that sounds drop.
I tell that right now. We don't need that at all. Um,
So again, surf your life, said the request line, laughing. Emoji's
absolutely also, Bruce Sinsey says the Corney, and Nigga Nerd heard and voice
a queen. Oh my god. The Daryl the rock Star says, my
max is two solids and three stragglers and a grade eighty six says I need
a starting five. You know what. I respect I respect him saying I
need two starters and three stragglers or whatever the numbers was, because I think
that's realistic. You're gonna have two people that you might actually text every day,
that you might actually take out on dates frequently, that you might actually
put time and effort for. And then you got those like revolving moons in
orbit, right, Like y'all talk, but y'all don't really talk, and
it's like, if y'all link, you'll link. If you don't, you
don't. Y'all might send a funny meme or two, you might like a
picture or two, but it's not real effort. And I say that because
it's not the effort that you're giving. You're starting too. And as long
as y'all have that communication where neither is expecting that from one another, I
think it's okay. But once Sis hits you with the I just feel like
you're moving funny. I feel like you're being weird. I just find it
funny how I just find it funny how one six hits you with the I
just find it funny how she wants more from you. Okay, if she
questions the fact that you haven't text her since ten o'clock in the morning three
days ago. She's wanting more from you, and now it's time to have
a conversation. That guy ain't shit. Yeah, I'm gonna say that he
ain't shit. I just think that sometimes you bite off more than you can
chew. M what happens? Um? Speaking of biting off more than you
can chew? Right, snatching at hooka out your mouth? Boogy? What
y'all was that from this podcast? Yes, you said the last episode two
episodes ago. I did not say that again. Snatching at hook out your
mouth, booky, But yeah, I have if you want to carry But
apparently I was just like snatching at hook out your mouth, Booky. But
I don't ever say booky. But I don't know what was going on.
Jesus Corning. What were you drinking that date? I have no idea.
Oh my guy, man, that's hilarious. Um all right that everyone forgets
all this shit done? What the sound effects? I remember? I remember
the moment where Stormy said I was right, but I don't remember it being
a drop, that's all right? Yeah? Um, So y'all know I
told y'all summertime coming up and I wanted to go on dates. I wanted
to, you know, go out like I want to do shit, right,
y'all. So I made the to join a dating app again, right
and who I joined and got off on the same day. I joined and
got off on the same day. And it is because a man responded to
one of my pictures and said, now, to be fair, I did
have one of bikini, right, had on bikini one of my pictures from
Puerto Rico or Jamaica, I don't remember, right, got a bikini on.
And this man responds to my picture and says, and I quote,
it's good that you kept your body after carrying children. Child. No,
no, no, no, no, Kyle, no, no, Coyle.
I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you what this man had the
audacity to say to me. Okay, he said, good that you kept
your body after carrying children. I'm now to kick your or on this particular
dating app, there is no you have one child, you have two child,
you have three children, or whatever. Right, it's just you have
children or you want children. Right. So because I have a child,
I say, oh, you know, I have children, And this man
decided to take it upon himself and say, it's good that you kept your
body after carrying children? Sir, fuck you? Okay, fuck you,
and I'm gonna tell you about fuck you. Do you understand the stress that
the human body goes under when carrying children. If a woman doesn't keep her
body, that's not her decision. You think when we are shooting kids out
our funnel, shoot, we just click the I don't need the body button?
Is that what you think? Is that what you think? Do you
think when it's sliding out? We just elect not to keep our body.
No, some people don't have a choice. I didn't choose to keep my
body. Okay, first of all, when I had my son, I
was one hundred and ninety three pounds. Okay, I didn't keep shit.
I lost it and then I got it again. But for the women who
don't get it back, or for the women who never had it, let's
not your goddamn business. How dare you get here on al Gore's Internet and
tell any woman anything about her body with you? It's wrong with you.
I just don't understand what's wrong with you people. And I've said it once
and I'll say it again. One thing that men never run out of is
the fucking audacity every time every time. Isn't there like, can't you like
reduce your expectations a bit to zero to zero? I mean knowing that men
are gonna say some pretty dumb shit because they're men. Yes, not,
maybe not get so upset. I can't when they do men things. I
can't because certain things you just should know, Like it's it's it's it's ediquitte,
it's etiquette, it's society's norms, it's the standards, it's audiquid.
They should adiquate it. Yeah, he should fucking quit. That's what he
should do. Okay, because like certain things you just know not to do.
You know when to fart, you say, excuse me. You know
when when walking down the street with a woman, you stand on the outside
of the curb so that if a car jumps to curb, you get hit.
Okay, you know that you open doors for women. You know that
if you're on the bus and you see an elderly person you give them your
seat. You know not to comment on a woman's body. And this is
coming from it actually being a compliment, but it still offended me because I'm
like, damn, what if I didn't or what if there are some things
that you know I'm insecure about because there are certain things about my body I
am the screw about, like damn, mind your business, Like oh,
like that's all I can say is and then my whole thing is what did
you want me to say at that moment? Thank you? Thanks pal,
homie? Fuck you? Swipe what swipe? Because it's like that you already
set the president of how this is going to go if I choose to continue.
This sounds like Hinge. It washing okay, because you got a message
before you get swipe left it right. It was Hinge okay. And I
didn't want to say anything because, like I don't we want to like deter
people because Hinge is usually really good to me. I saw that shit and
I said, I ain't downe that bad. Fuck it. I'll just be
single, fuck it, I'll just being lonely this summer. It sounds like
I'm on Hinge. I am on Hinge. Clever Corey says, I bet
his name was Earl or Walter, not gonna lie. I think it was
like fucking Connor or some shit. It was very Caucasian. I say he
was white. You'll know better. You know better. That's why he no
Because y'all are white, and y'all want to say something like that to a
woman. No, you're you're right, I mean, but that's for our
three examples between the three of us. I know, I know that we
know better, but some white people just don't know any better. I just
tell her to smother me with those ass cheeks. Okay, And you know
what, Hollywood two five says, are you willing to date someone from out
of town? Originally I thought no. Um, Now I'm like, yeah,
I guess. I guess dude. I'm looking at my my likes me
section on Hinge right now. I got some good options here. Listen.
Sometimes hens be doing a damn thing, which is why I was so disappointed
that it didn't. I got one and off the same day. Someone gave
me a star eye face, a heart eye face, and then a red
face with sweat. Oh, she wants to gargle your kids? Yeah,
I dig this. But you know today was bring your gargle your kid's Day?
Yeah, I'm sorry. What's bring your children to work? Day?
Today? Was that? Yeah? Oh? Man, I brought a clear
cup of milk in it milk. See, Dan and I worked together.
He made that same joke earlier. This morning. Yeah, and then we
wanted to go get in the chase. Yes, yea, I'm never a
we sharing them with our kids. I'm not coming back here. We contributed
our children to the sheiks Uh clever Corey says, give Hinge one more chance.
I can't, y'all, I can't. You didn't delete it? Yeah,
I did? You deleted your Hinge? Yes? Oh okay, that
guy, that guy sucked it up, well, sucked it up, sucked
it up up, I will say. Um, like just hearing about Hinge
from like some other friends and whatnot. That was the one dating app I
did download when I was single. I never actually set my profile on it,
but I download it thinking I would. It's the app designed to be
deleted. I deleted the sh out of that app soon as I saw that.
Okay, my brother is a success story of Hinge because his fiance they
met on Hinge. Well, my best friends, uh yeah, yeah,
she met her boyfriend on Hinge. I'm not gonna lie. Um, I've
had some pretty nice um, I've had some pretty nice prospects from him.
It's just I already was in the space where I felt like I was just
doing too much and I need to uh enjoy my season of loneliness. And
just seeing that, I say, yeah, I'll just go back to just
spa by myself. So you're saying that you had a list of draftees but
did not draft them. I'm not gonna lie. I didn't even get through
all of my swipes. Like when I opened it, it was like a
bajillion. I'm not gonna lie, like a bajillion. And this was like
maybe the twelfth one that I had went through, and I say, yeah,
this is it. I'm done. I'm good on this. I don't
know. I might. I might downloaded the end. I don't know,
I might. I don't know. Well right now, it's definitely definitely.
No, It's funny. I've seen you on at least three separate dating apps.
You have not I have you. That wasn't me. Okay, So
it was repetfully cat fishing for sure. Okay, So they're stealing your pictures.
Yes, I've seen you on I've seen your pictures on Hinge, on
Tinder. No, oh my god, I've never been on Tender in my
life. Never. Never, oh shit, we never. All right,
I've seen you say, like back when Courtney was still on the show,
right, we did an episode where we tried all the apps. That was
the only time I was on Bumble, Tender and uh pof and it was
only for that week. Other than that, I've on it, But I
don't even think we knew Yeah, we knew each other, but yeah I
knew you before you started this podcast. Yeah yeah, yeah, but no,
too far away. I don't think that was it? Okay, no,
but go ahead? What other ones? No? I couldn't remember the
third one. I was like, but I thought it was three. It
might have been Tender and Hinge. I have one thousand percent of my own
because I'm not I'm not on Bumble. I'm on POF, but I'm not
on Bumble of my own recognits. I've never been on Tender. I just
didn't have an I didn't have a desire to just from what the social norm
was, and I didn't want to be there and someone think that I was
there for something that I wasn't. Well, Tinder got messed up, Okay,
Tender was Tinder got fucked up because it was supposed to be a hook
up app, right, and then I feel like girls destroyed it. Why
do girls destroy it? Because girls there's, there's. I think there's an
overwhelming majority of men who are on it who are looking to hook up,
and then the overwhelming majority of women who are on it are looking for relationships.
I think it's a regular dating app. Well, the over majority of
women are looking for relationships right on any app. It doesn't matter. They
can be on fucking class Dojo looking for a relationship. Okay, it doesn't
matter. Make a tender profile. Let me tell you something. Tender does
not say anywhere in the fucking fine print or read all the rules you hear
to fuck? What do you think it's the Its logo is a flame?
What does that mean? Gonerrha, it is a hook up app? See.
I thought it was for you know, garage man. I thought the
fire was like igniting the fire of love. No, no, it's igniting
the fire of burning piss. Joe said, girls destroy everything. Uptown Confidence
two one five says can't take dating apps serious. Danell Underscore Will says just
add me on whenever you're ready. Shorty had Our Love says we miss the
dating app. Era ain't miss a goddamn thing. Be happy exactly where y'all
are, because it's if you're looking for a short term thing. Dating apps
is worth Chad. I feel like dating apps worked for me very well,
maybe five to seven years ago. These days not as much. It's run
its course. I feel like it really has been played out. You know
what my problem is. I think that it works well if you have time
to if you water it, it'll grow and you'll find great things. But
I just want songs. I don't know. I honestly am becoming one of
those people who really believe that. Sitting in my house, my husband is
just going to kick down my door and walk in and be like, Yo,
I heard you was looking for me, And I'm like, damn,
I was looking for you. What took you so long? Like you want
some food, like you when we cook? Like I know that I have
to get out of that mentality, but it's so hard because it's just getting
over the overwhelming hump of acknowledging that it is trash out here. And once
you get over that, you're like, oh wow, it's actually not that
bad out here. But it's like, just getting over that initial hump is
so hard. What dating apps has done for me is sterilized me to the
prospect of finding an actual person dating apps has made people as disposable as objects.
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, it's like if you if any
one thing turns you off, all right, and our delete connection, swipe
this other way. You know, it's it's it's It's not like making a
connection to the grocery store out or out in public. Now. Could it
also be that dating apps have given people the courage to just be more concise
and straightforward and what they want. I don't even think people are doing that
really, But here's the thing. I think women can get away with doing
that if they're clear and concise about what they want. Guys are always I
feel like men are more on the defensive. You know what's crazy though,
I ain't gonna say yall names, but y'all know who you are. I
know three men right now. These men are they Kyle, Dan, and
Kevin. I'm not gonna say it, not names. Okay, I'm not
gonna say not names, And y'all know who you are, right dial Can
and Devin. They will literally sit there on these apps and just swipe on
everyone, on everyone, until they have no swipes left and just wait and
see what comes back. Interesting. See, there's too many white women on
these apps, you know, can't just do that. Had our love said
dating apps made it easier to lie, just like other socials. I don't
think it's easier to lie. I just think that dating apps, social media
whatever, the good thing about it is they allow you to put your best
foot forward, something that people may not see. They'll see right from the
front. Like you played the piano. You can have that right on the
beginning of your profile. If you meet a join in the grocery store at
the club, like you have to talk to her for a second for her
to know that, Yo, I played the piano. I'm first string violin.
But like the dating apps allow you to put it right up front like
that, That's what I do. If she likes musical or there astri niggas.
Oh yeah, I'll give them a few more moments of a conversation,
Kyle. I want to see are you just in doing an on their dating
app stunt? Real quick? Yeah, I want to give you my phone,
okay, and I want I have henjobn right now, okay, with
my with my liked options right and there's only it's not that much as only
for there's a woman who liked you yes, okay, And I want you
to do what you think is best. Okay, and you could like you
can, you can like them back, you cannot like them back, whatever,
and say what you want to say. I'm going to respond to all
these women and say nice titties, all right? Is that what you're really
gonna do? Or no, no, no features. Let's see this woman
and you can use initials to separate it. Okay. This woman is thirty
seven, okay, she's five two, doesn't have kids, but she's open
to kids. She has a degree. She has a picture in front of
the loaf. Okay, Um, now, because I have the because I
have a free version like most people should have, I can't see the other
options behind it right right, So I have no idea who the other three
are. When you're telling me you didn't pay for the premium, not this
month. Um. So if y'all are watching one alive, tap in,
let me know, um if what y'all think about this nice young lady?
She says, My love language is physical touch and quality time. Phone calls
over to texts. Um, she says, uh, my simple pleasures travel
forty nine countries and counting nineties. R and B A clean house, fresh
sheets, red wine. Way too many options. I'm not reading all the
ship I'm reroach you, miss, I'll be honest with you. I am
a woman, and I don't want to read all these fucking options. Okay.
So I am going to match with her. Okay, and I'm going
to say, um, I'm gonna say, if you like nineties R and
B, we should swap playlist or um. Okay, y'all. Hold on.
So she said she'd been to forty nine countries Kyle, how many of
you been to I've been twenty two. Okay, So she's beating me by
a lot. First of all, I saw that. I just realized that
these are people who liked you so or metro Shoe. So she responded to
the video of your song, Kyle, I'm not gonna I feel like this
is catfish a little bit. It's me though. Okay, there's nothing on.
Kyle has this video. I don't know if y'all can see. Oh
is it the one with I've hair? Right? Yea, he has hair?
First of all, carless bad. Now, hold on, my profile
has pictures of me without hair. That's the only thing with me in here.
That's an old video okay, but okay, it's just demonstrating with vocal
ability. I also want to say Kyle knows what the fuck he doing,
because not only does he have hair in this video, but he's also giving
very much John b purpose like black suit, the fucking wrinkle forehead, light,
skinned face, you know what I'm saying, the blue eyes popping in
and out of the frames. Kyle knows what the fuck he doing. Okay,
So I don't know if I should save this woman or honestly from from
you, from you cat fishing. I'm not get fishing. It's not it's
not half Fishing's gonna go a maybe maybe, Okay, I'm gonna say she
sees the rest of my profile. She knows they don't have hair. Now
she's got to unless it was you didn't have hair and then you want a
hair transplant and then you have her ken. I'm also trying not to sound
like a woman because I just had to delete three times because I was about
saying hey mama's, Hey sis. I literally had to delete hey mama's and
then delete hey sis. I wasn't in the right mind. I'm sorry what
you have time to make all these damn sound bites. Okay, you know
what, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do that. I'm actually going to
say, um huh, I ain't stopped to ship in the back of my
throat. But I just don't understand where all these sound bites came from.
You, Like, I really don't. Is that all from the last episode?
Somebody else can that? Yeah? Never mind, never never know?
The objective is you to do it from a woman's perspective? What do women
like to hear? Yeah? Heylo, mama, let me Yeah, you
guys sound like that's what you need to do. What Kevin say? Hello,
mama, let me whist me here? The rock star saying saying,
guy like it raw good, plan on it listen. And I don't care
what you say. I don't know these people. Oh my god. Um
so I don't curiosity because like so I'm one who's never like I've never used
dating apps, dating sites, whatnot, and especially like you two, um,
you know, we're both very social peoples. Like, is it just
there wasn't anyone you know, in the immediate circles you could find or was
it just like you know, you're just like, ah, let me see
what's out there. I think it's more so like work schedule. I'm too
busy. Um, I in all actuality, I don't want anyone from Instagram.
And that's where a lot of my prospects come from, because when I'm
out it's hard. It's like it's like work, honestly, because if I'm
out at a gig, I'm going to meet somebody in my circle. I
don't want to deal with anybody in my circle per se because especially for a
woman, you deal with two men in the same circle, now you're a
hoe, And it's like it can be even if I date two men from
different podcasts. If I date someone from a podcast in New York and I
date someone from a podcast in Alaska, I'm now a hoe. They don't
have to be nowhere near each other, just the fact that we do the
same thing. I'm now a hoe. So it's like I'm just like,
oh, where else you meet niggas? I don't know. I don't know
all right back to task. Where are you right now? Um? Are
you still like trying to figure out what to say? Yeah? I just
I don't think it was gonna be this hard. So I want, Hey,
love, where's the best place you've been so far? Where's your favorite
country? You've been to so far? Okay, hey love what that meil
do? No? Okay, I stuffed shipping the back of my throat.
Um, so far. Next, now that something like that works. Next.
This next girl looks a little butchee. I don't like her for you.
Where does she got? Where does she look like? Um, I'm
not gonna lie. She looks like a hood rede and she's wait, how
are do you Kyle? Oh? Yeah? And she's twenty three. That's
too young. I don't like it. I don't like it. I'm gonna
skip. I wait in a second, let's talk about no, no,
no no. Um. Now this woman looks really nice. She's twenty eight.
Okay, Um, she works at an airline. I know how they
work. Nikenna, Lie, I'm not really attracted to her. I thought.
I thought the first picture got me. Y'all, bitches be catfishing.
I had this for y'all. The first picture got me. I was like,
oh, yeah, this could work. She also liked that video because
Kyle knows what he's doing. This video is like four years old. He
still has up here because he knows what's he doing. Um, this year.
I really want to travel more and explore new things from my usual bitch,
you're a flight attendant, why I don't? I don't? Or you
know what, maybe she's a pilot because it says she went to aviation institute.
Is that flight school? Aviation institute? Of what? That's just what
it says. Because because I went to the aviation and stude a maintenance,
that could be she could be a mechanic. She could be a mechanic,
or I don't know. It says the way to win me over is by
taking me on a picnic. Sis please, Okay, I hyped myself up
by being around good hearted people. She doesn't seem fun. Every road pictures
don't seem fun. She only has one and a half nice pictures. I'm
going to exit, all right, Um the next one. First of all,
she just has a letter as her name. Her first picture is a
flower in front of her face where I can't see her. Oh, I'm
confident about this one. My most irrational fear is horses. Her job is
e MT at Ambulance. Oh, she's an emergency transportation. Let me spell
where she works. Kyle em t at a m b U l Z.
That is actually a brand of ambulances that you might see around their their their
ambulances that are blue in color that you might see around the city. I've
never seen this, No it is. It is a trendy ambulance company.
Didn't see it. I would have thought it was a lie. No,
it's not Virtua. It's it's not like Cooper Hospital. It's an ambulance,
I x her. Let me tell you something. Okay, you know,
ambulance. You know what my problem is? Now? I see why people
be on my dick so hard on these sites. And I'm gonna tell you
why dick. Y'all. Don't be trying, y'all, don't be trying.
Like this was the saddest shit I ever seen in my life. Ladies,
like the quality of like these profiles trash, trash, trash. I'm so
disappointed in you all right now. This is why niggas be ready to eat
my booty hole on day one? There? Oh there you all right Now,
I'm lonely and got nobody I matched with one person? Oh yeah,
yeah, thank you? Like what the hell like? I'm not gonna hold
y'all my My page is. It's funny, it has character, Okay,
it has you know? Um uh coop as pas assum. My join is
like a I'm gonna tell y'all what I have on here. Don't be trying
to steal my ship. Well you can. I ain't get back one here.
Really, Kyle's already seen several people. You know what you know?
What's funny? Okay, So I have like what hinge does is when you
haven't talked to someone in a while, it just puts them in a hidden
folder. Yes, I have forty eight in here. That's because you don't
be carrying a conversation. Eight maybe I get bored. Oh my god,
see see see um, how are we doing on time? We got about
that man's Okay, looks like we got thirteen? Um so all right,
you want to get into the edible portion? Yeah, dy apolo one O
one seven heyq um. The audible portion of our show is read questions that
you guys sitting in. If you have longer questions of stories that you want
to talk about, you can always DM them to me or you can email
them to me at inquiries at Stormy p Pea dot com. Kyle, you
good bro? What's up? Every time we get to around this partner show
you let out the deepest of size. Oh I didn't realize that was was
that audible? Thank you? Thank you, good bro. I'm fine,
okay, um so wait now, actually out of curiousity, now, is
that was it? Kyle sire was a Kyle like throat rumble because he does
those a lot. What I think? Okay, yeah, you're just like,
oh shit, you know the other day, I do know way he
does that. Yes, So the other when we were in Florida for for
the Morning show. Yeah, we got into the studio and I guess I
did that and I didn't realize it. And Casey from the President's Team show,
he's like, he says, oh, growling already, we've been here
for five minutes. I don't know. I don't think he realizes it.
He really doesn't. Apolo one oh one seven says, you got a man
because you can't be single being that beautiful boy. Are you in for a
surprise? Um, so listen. I forgot to put the prompts up for
you guys to send in questions. Um, but I do be getting questions
like on Twitter or like um in the the emails and stuff like that.
So I found one that I thought was really um interesting, and it says,
what's up? Why do women play victim when they doing them? What?
And I'm gonna say it again, he says, what's up? Why
do women play victim when they doing them? Right? And Okay, I'm
going on a tangent, but just stay with me here. Say so you
know how like a majority of serial killers are men? Right, stay with
me. I asked you to stay with me. Okay, stay with me,
all right, So you know how a majority of serial killers are men.
I think a majority of women who cheat cheat out of frustration of a
lack of something that they're not getting from their partner. And Dan, you
don't got you on like that, y'all. It is so annoying. Y'all
are so annoying. Okay, this is real facts. These are real things,
y'all. Don't gotta act like that. These are real things. Okay.
I really think that women play victim when they're doing them because in their
mind, they've given you so many chances to correct it and fix it and
you still haven't, so they feel like they had to go out and cheat.
Now did they honestly have to go out and cheat? Of course not,
But to them it's justifiable. Like when men cheat, they just want
they dick wet. But when women cheat, a majority of times they think
it is justifiable. Now a lot of times I've said this before. It
comes from, you know, problems not being properly articulated, right, so
they can go to their friends or their family and tell them what's going on,
but not go today partner, so it never gets addressed. So I
don't know. That's my take on why I think women play victim when they're
doing them. Anyone else have anything they want to say? Anybody else,
Yes, obviously from the male perspective, I have a great something. I
honestly have nothing about the set up for ultimately nothing. I did the best
I could. Okay up Town Confidential two one five says, nah, don't
cheat, just leave, it's all wrong. Quincy B says facts the Blue
Professor says, if men tried using that logic, folks would think we are
tripping. That's why I sat from the beginning. I'm not saying it's all
I'm saying a majority like, I'm not saying that's why everyone cheats. I
just think that that's why women think that they are the victims when they cheat.
I'm not saying I agree with it. I'm just saying other incense of
women painting a better picture for themselves. So like in their minds, they've
already decided like, well, you know what, I'm already suffering. I'm
the victim, so I'm gonna go out get some deck. And he wasn't
sending me enough love quotes throughout the day. No, really think about send
me thirty memes this day. Think about movies though, Yeah, that's always
what happens. The woman isn't getting attention from her husband, her spouse or
whatever, so she fucks the garden boys especially uh exactly. Uh. They
say, I'm nonchalant and they don't feel wanted either way. I don't give
a fuck, sir. I don't think that's the right mentality now now,
now in these rom coms, are they not getting enough attention because the men
themselves are getting vagina? Or are they just too busy une times that attend
just too busy. I think it's just too busy. But okay, hear
me out. To be fair, we're going to go into journey, right,
men feel like they aren't getting I'm sorry to get your knapsacks ready.
Well, listening. Women feel like they're not getting attention from their men because
they're too busy. Men are usually too busy because women expect men to pay
for everything in the household, so now they have to do more to bring
in more income. So in all actuality, we're talking about a vicious cycle.
Here. We're complaining because men are too busy, but then we expect
me. Women are the cause of their own No, no, said brilliant
Women's vault. We crack the goddamn women. I said, you're cheating because
of you? What I said that you're cheating because of you? No,
they are cheating because of old school values that we are trying to bring into
a world that has different monetary connections. That's why interesting. There was a
lot of syllables to say because you're cheating because of you. But that guy
Take nine two says, what's up from Chicago? Chicago? What's up?
Uh? I'm finished up these state dates soon and I want y'all to pop
out on me. Um huh. Uptown Confidential says facts. Joel's dad says,
now you're talking. Lady Jay says, it is a vicious cycle.
Quincy B says, when you are the bill payer. You have to shut
up, Loo. You don't bring anything to the table. Though. I
don't know. I just think that dere rocks are I say, women explaining
at its finest. I think that was a fair, like you know,
assessment though, Okay, can you can you place a fault? No?
Why do we have to place faults? Not like a specific person's You know
who I blame? You know who? I blame Rock Obama. Do you
wish treasury system? Okay, I blame inflation oday, I blame George Washington,
capitalism, Alexander Hamilton, all of them. The man. Are you
saying that relationships would be better and more comfortable if women expected less? Relationships
would be better if we all were communists? Damn socialism? I mean socialism,
Yes, communism. That's so. I don't care. I say,
have you guys seen It's a movie from two thousand and nine called Extract.
It was made by Mike Judge had no um So. The whole premise of
the movie is that there's a guy um he and his wife you know,
are in a dry spell. Like he goes home every night and he knows
like when he's when she sees her, like put on the sweatpants, like
he's not getting any this has been going on for months and he's like just
frustrated. Ye So and new co workers Mila Kunis and he's like, oh
my gosh, she's fucking hot. I want to do her. So his
friends convince him to like hire a sexy pool boy so that his wife cheats
on him. So then he has an excuse this chick. Oh yeah,
it's extract. Extract. It's not a great movie. It's fun, but
it always resonated with me because the characters are actually like I don't know,
they're they're they're really relatable. Not yea, I would ever do anything like
this. This is a Mic Judge movie. So is it as good as
Office Space? Uh? No, no, no, not as good as
Office Space. But it does have a Jason Bateman in it. Okay,
ro Roy owned the score. John says Ozark meets comedy. Um does that
explain it? Ah ish okay yeah, um but yeah. And you know,
at the end of the movie, like they both find out they've been
you know, like treat cheated on each other and whatnot, and they spend
some time a part and eventually like the end is like there it looks like
they're go get back together, but it's you know, the whole bottom line
is that it was just a uh, you know, bad communication between the
two of them because they both become complacent after I mean, they were married
years together, blah blah blah. But this can happen in you know,
any relationship where you just become complacent. You guys, you know, do
the same thing, so you don't not me. Yeah, you don't talk
to each other, you don't communicate, so then you know, things just
and Rizzo ends up, Rizzo ends up not being pregnant, and Danny and
Sandy drive off into the sky. Yeah, exactly. You know what else
is something good that I started watching? Uh? It's on I think Prime.
It's called Jury Duty. Has anyone watched Jury Duty? Or so I
died? Okay, let me tell you. Is that reality show? Yes?
And no the guy from Men. Yeah, yeah, we were talking
about it on the show this morning. It's so good. It's on free
v which is which is the Amazon streaming spinoff. Yes. Yeah, so
it's like they have there they're having a trial and the camera crew is following
the jury because they are doing a documentary on the jury. However, everyone
on the jury, the fucking judge, the bailiff, the plaintiff, the
attorneys. Everyone is an actor except for one man on the jury. It's
like a real life Truman show. But he doesn't know. He thinks that
it's a real case. And like he said, James Marson is on it
cyclops from X Men. So it's so funny because he's like, well,
I don't think I could be here because you know, I'm like a famous
person because you like, you know, attentions of the case. It's such
a good show. If you watch that, please step in me. Also,
if you watch the Power Rangers movie, please slide of my dams so
we can talk about it. That movie, the one who just came out
lest well, it came out four years ago. No, there's a new
one and they have all the old original Rangers but they're all old and Zach
is in their fucking breakdance card. Oh my god, I gotta watch that.
I thought you were talking about the Power Ranging movie from like four five
years old. No, you like that one, uh, the one from
twenty seventeen. Yeah, I did. I liked it for what it was.
I liked it for what it was okay, but you're saying this new
one is better. This new one is so nissalogic. I literally, I'm
so happy I watched it by myself because my Sunday want to watch it.
Didn't make it before Tommy done. You know, Okay, y'all hot take
hear me out, hear me out. Y'all know I love Tommy, y'all
know, dayson, y'all know, Jason David Frank is my fucking first love,
right, heartbroken when he died, even more so heartbroken because all y'all
reached out to me, like made sure I was okay, and I like
that. But he's not really in the film so not I mean, like
not mentioned. I wouldn't be surprised if that added to some part of his
demise mentally, because like in every Power Ranger segment, it's always about Tommy,
It's always about Kimberly. You know, that was it. It was
every storyline was about Tommy, Kimberly or whoever the Red Ranger was at that
time. Right, So this whole movie is about Billy and Zach, the
Blue Ranger and the Black Ranger. Since fucking when, since when do the
Blue Ranger and the Black Ranger get their own timeline, their own spin off,
their own anything. Right, wow, I'm talking about like but you
know what's funny. What I noticed, uh I can't was Zach the black
the Black Ranger. Black was he was? He was? He the Black
Ranger when the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers movie came out with yea, he was.
I think it was the Black Ranger for a mighty morphin. He was
not the Black Ranger for Turbo Turbo or uh yeah turbo that was Adam right,
yeah, and there was what was what Billy wasn't even the turbo he
was there. The Blue Ranger was a kid didn't fuck It makes sense because
here he wented more, he became tall, right. I hated that.
That was weird, super weird. All Right, I'm sorry. I ain't
mean a nerd out like that. Y'all gonna have to I apologize for the
way I just behaved. They never made a zero movie that wanted that.
I didn't need a zero movie. I didn't need a Zingo movie. Um.
I was actually talking to somebody in my dams about this the other day.
This is why I'm single, because I was talking to niggas about power
Rangers and my dms instead of showing my tities. Okay, so I think
wild I think Wild Force should be in like the top five Power Rangers ran
That's what he said. I hate a Wild Force. I'm like, bro,
I love Wild Force. I would take I would take Time Force and
Light Speed Rescue over Wild Force. That's what he said. He said Time
Force, and I'm like, yo, y'all tripping, Dan, I'm sorry.
Going back to Jason David Frank So, apparently he was approached to like
appear in the film, but he said no, Like Wild it was still
in pre production. I wouldn't be surprised because he's not. He would only
be in it. Like. The only people who were consistently in it is
Billy and zach Um And did they have Jason or Rocky or both rock both
of them were in it, they both like, but they all had small
parts. I think all together everyone outside of Billy and Zach each of them
had like maybe five minutes or ten minutes of screen time total. Now did
you let me ask you this question? Did you own like my brother like
my brother owned Jason's uh a martial arts video? Yo? You know what's
crazy? Yeah? Yeah, ain't gonna give me to bro. I went
to go see Jason David Frank at wizard World Comic Con like three times.
I fucking went to like two of his matches, like nerding out Robad Wow,
like Roband. I don't blame you, see I was. I was
an ancillary Power Rangers fan because my brother was huge on it, so I
gained my knowledge through him. But yeah, he got he got that karate
video from him. Also he got Darren's dance grooves. Wow. You know
why I'm at to put some fucking respect on Darren's dance goose. He was
that man. Okay, Wild Forrest had better swords. Okay, Now y'all
just don't here singing anything clever Corey, I don't know. I do only
know Mighty Morphins. And the one with the underwater base was SPD wasn't it
where it was their police under the water. They weren't under the water,
right, Darren Hicks the second says Ninja Force Darrel the Rock SNAr, I'm
old Voltrine was better than Power Rangers. Blasphemy. Uh Roy underscore, John
says, is Zach part of black history? Absolutely? When you talk about
the greats, you better mention Walter E. Jones aka The Black Ranger aka
Zach. Okay, if you not mentioned in him, what are we talking
about the next fucking black history mouth. I'm a meg sure Walter E.
Jones gets it shine, and I'm not gonna lie. He got a new
hairline for this movie, really, because you know he had that Wayne Brady
going on. But in and and in the new movie. Yeah, like
he got it. He got like some type of serisory. Now, wasn't
he I don't know the guy's name, so wasn't he replaced by an Asian
man for as a Black Ranger? He was? He was replaced by Adam
Okay, I can remember his name. I can't remember his real name right
now either, but yeah, Joel's that no way. He was the biggest
oreo. Who I know you're not talking about the Black Ranger dog? Are
you serious? He was? First of all? How was he an oreo
when maybe he just means in personality? He talked slang okay, he breakdanced,
okay, he did all the shit. Okay, how do you want
how do you want to say that about my man? Isn't the past tensive?
Breakdance broke danced we need you at Tasted Thursdays. What just Tasted Thursdays?
Is that Power Ranger related? I think it's not. I know it's
not Power Ranger. I don't even know why this Rory Underscore John say he
had a gun breakdanced the Black Ranger was never an OREO Jesus right, Oh
my god, what happened? They tried to sublimately say black and blue lives
matter and power Rangers. No they did not. What is it funny?
Why? Oh my god, let's say this ship. Let's wrap it up
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and get your tickets there. I can't wait to see y'all. Oh,
it's gonna be amazing all right now. Oh it's always follow me on the
Graham at Stormy P p e a at Chocolate Chip and Sip. And if
you don't remember anything else, please remember the Black Ranger was never an OREO.
I love you guys that I see you next week. Peace. Dear
dear, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear dear dear dear dear
dear dick dear dear dear dear, dear, dear, dear, dear,
dear, dear dear dear, dear, dear, dear, dear Dick.
Dick damn sucks, Dick.