This is the downbeat on ninety seven to one, the freak juicy audio of
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well. That's in thirty minutes. We were just kind of talking about the
Netflix live streaming sporting event last night, the Netflix Cup with f one drivers
and some golfers, and we're playing some funny audio from it, one clip
that we had. They had enlisted our friend comedian Burt Kreischer to help as
a correspondent. He wasn't used as much as I thought he would be used.
I think him and Marsham were just roving the course and they didn't know
when to go to him or when they had anything. It was just all
the stuff that you learn, I think after you do this sort of a
thing a lot, versus throw these random elements together and have them try to
do it once live. So it was Will's off, but it was fine.
You got a cut from him. Yeah, Kevy Oh brought this to
our attention, and we were in our text thread last night talking about this
event. I didn't really know what you meant until it'd be a weird text
to get tell wit. Yeah, it was like what is he talking about?
Okay, but apparently there is a new comedy special, stand up comedy
special featuring a stand up comic that I've never heard of called Matt Rife,
and apparently he's buddies with Burt Kreischer. And it was incumbent on Burt Kreischer
to promote this upcoming Netflix special, and this is what happened. Listen closely
to the content from the clip of the special and tell me if this makes
sense for a fun, family oriented golf exhibition. Real quick, it should
be known this was a hole. They'd just done a long drive challenge too,
So all right, everyone, they're going to hit the ball as far
as they can. And Max Homa definitely did not try to hit the ball
as hard as he could. And they're kind of joking around, like,
throw your back out, hit it as hard as you can. It's kind
of a good, family friendly hole. Yeah right, we're all having fun.
Right then, let's throw it to Burt. I thought I should tell
you about one of my buddies, a guy named Matt Right. He is
fantastic. He was long enough everywhere and he has a special called Natural Selection,
premiering tomorrow night. Tonight at midnight on November fifteenth. I love Matt
Rife. He is a gem. Let's take a look. I can't stand
social media, which I know is crazy because it's why you're all here.
Did you read someone's break up? Bro? I will the grandma in a
heartbeat. I know that's gross. Just test the waters, just see it
if y'all are still fun. Just wanted to say, just wanted to see.
Yeah, checks it out. Okay, they're all having fun. At
least it was edited, I guess. Bert throws it to the promo clip
for the upcoming stand up comedy special featuring Matt Rife, and his second bit
in the montage is about going brown town on Grandma. Okay, amazing,
incredible. It was a it was a train wreck, the whole thing because
they didn't have commercials, so their only commercials were promoing Netflix stuff, right,
and the timing it went to do it was difficult to I was like,
God, that's she's little Netflix. I mean, I mean, for
this family is it's not a family man, I don't know. It wasn't.
There was cussing, yeah, Marshawn on a pre recorded thing twice.
It was just like a weird transition from long drive contest. Fellas hit it
as hard as you can. Now, here's this right, whoa munching a
little snaky funny? It showed the grandma. He's like, Oh, well,
the point of all that Netflix has succeeded in pulling off a lot sporting
event while promoting their own crap too, while promoting their own crap. And
they can do it. And they had to be a little fluid too,
because we I didn't know this until the damn thing started that Mori Cowa had
to drop out. Yeah, and they had to replace him with Tony who
ended up making it to the finals. But congratulations to Justin Thomas and Carlos
signs your inaugural Netflix Cup champions. They'll do this every year if the Vegas
race somehow has pulled off this weekend, which is a whole nother question if
they continue to have the race after this year. But well, they're even
saying that the temperatures are expected to be colder than they initially thought. Yeah
coming in, Yeah, we'll do a little left one. I'm excited about
this race. It might be a beautiful mess ah, but there you go.
Good job, Netflix, you did it. So yeah, Sorda did
it. It's time now for the scuttle. But we had a bit of
a problem with a horse on a plane. I want it so that singing
and wouldn't sit down singing gospel music. This horse is a cargo plane.
It was leaving New York. It was going to Belgium, and it was
a Boeing seven forty seven. The pilot contacts air traffic control and he's like,
yo, we've we've got a live animal, a horse on board the
airplane. And the horses escaped its stall. We don't have a problem flying,
but we need to return to New York. We can't get the horse
back into a secure quarters. Oh so he would have got hurt if well,
I think it's yeah, upon what landing which they had to do back
anyways, So then they the plane climbed up and then took a U turn
d're off the coast of Boston to go back to New York. And then
they dumped, you know, many tons of fuel to get a little lighter.
I guess for landing. Yeah, I guess, because if you're gonna
land at that fast, you would have earned then fuel tons. Yeah,
you shouldn't land on a full tank, I don't think. Yeah, they've
allotted for that ze and you have a horse there, which is probably heavy.
So those fuel particles just break up and stay in the atmosphere. Do
they actually fall of the earth? Do you think there's any chance I can
answer that question for you? Yeah? I do. I do. It's
a forest man. You're good at trivia? Yeah, okay, thank you,
But I don't because I was one of the same thing. Does it
just douche Grandma's house? Well, she's being serviced by Matt rife of the
fuel will evaporate before reaching what's all this casoline is that evaporates? That's just
what they say. It goes straight into the ocean, the one place where
no one cares what goes in there. So apparently if it's high enough,
if you get high enough and then it freezes, I believe any of that.
Yeah, no at all, don't worry about it. If the dumping
occurs at least five thousand feet above the ground, then yeah, fuel will
evaporate before reaching the ground. Okay, evaporates and it turns into clouds and
then it rains airplane gas, plane gas. The fuel remaining in droplet form
could cause local rain, but it would be spread over a wide area,
minimizing the effects at the ground level. That makes sense to me. I
don't like that. I'm gonna go like it. Why don't you guys be
so cynical about dumping fuel? Why not just continue to your destination? The
horses out? What if he charges the cockpit? They have the little cart
in front of the cockpit, Kevin, No one can get in there.
Cargo planes are different. Well, can you imagine all these animals on planes
just wigging out as because that as cruel as it Getsler would be, hey,
man, you go ahead and not let this plane, this horse get
on the plane. We're gonna kill it. Yeah. Can you imagine if
you like had to move across country and fly Simon somewhere. I think about
a lot. I think about it. I would love to take them to
Florida to go whatever. But they put them into like a cargo thing in
a cage, and you be on that plane freaking just out. Man.
Yes, but that's why you need to get the service dog thing and you
let them sit in your lap or whatever. Well that that would go well
with our dogs. Yeah, good god, it is weird. The animals
are on planes just in general. Yeah, howse do you do it?
Right? Fifty pound Eurotic pitbulls sitting on my lap for a three hour flight
to Orlando. No, but they fly racehorses all over the world. I'm
sure they have to sedate them. Yeah probably, Oh yeah, of course
they fly whales. I mean we sedate ourselves. Of course they're sedating the
whole whales. Yeah, they've flown whales. I thought whales had to stay
in the water. They flew a whale, they flew away. They didn't
fly whale. The whale has to be in water. No, it doesn't
always have to be in the water. It's a mammal, bro it could
be out of the water. I haven't seen the land wells lately pre Ferredwell,
when you do, they're dead, they're beached. They flew a whale.
They flew a whale. Come on, what air on anyway? Why
joke? I'm not even going to like look it up. Whale airplane?
Dang it, whale airplane. I'm searching that with Thein last year, there
was some whale that got released in Vancouver after living in captivity for its whole
life. And how do you think a beluga, not a sperm. It's
the same size plane as the one that had this horse on it. Seven
two beluga whales from China to Iceland. And that's those are just two of
many whales that have flown on planes. Oh now, okay, now that
I'm got my air in my chest, that was a twelve hour flight,
bro. That is nuts of hundreds of whales I've blown away that whales are
able to breathe outside of water. Well, enough of this. Here's today's
Taylor Swift story and we'll be quick. Is JJ just lost all of her
marrow in her body just all just turned to Cardilich. That's actually kind of
funny. So weightly. Taylor's been seen with Brittany Mahomes, Patrick's a wife,
Buff's newest member of the crew, hanging out and Blake Lively and Selena
Gomez and one of the hotids and all that stuff. It's kind of weird.
Actually they had the big handshake. Well you think Britney is an awkward
socialite in there this new life of hers she might fit in really, Well
no, man, it's no way. Well it's awkward now because swifties are
not only are they you know, they're on it when it comes to detective
work with what's going on with where she is on tour. But they found
it. Old tweets of Britney Patrick's wife of Brittany taking some shots at Taylor.
Okay, all right now, I told you JJ you like this,
so yeah. Back in twenty thirteen, ten years ago, Taylor Britney Mahomes
tweeted Taylor Swift winning everything, and then a few things and then an emoji
that was like angry emoji, like, oh, she's winning everything, red
face angry emoji. And it's just the one that's like the eye the eye
browser kind of tucked inward. Okay, it's just frownie, frownie but think
but still thinking. Yeah, not the Colbert the Colbert emoji. Whichen's that
one. It's a real one and some one looks like freaking Stephen Colbert.
I'll find it. I'll st it to you, guys. Twenty twelve.
I want Taylor Swift. I want to know when you're gonna find something different
to write about besides boys and relationships. Hashtag time for something new. Oh
look, that's great, here comes the Swifties tweeting back online Brittany Mahomes being
misogynistic and hating Taylor before. This whole PR stunt is so not shocking considering
she is definitely just a social climber. Damn, that's all I almost say
about that. She's better friends. This is personal huge. Brittany Mahomes is
deleting all her old hateful tweets directed at Taylor. Swifties still want to claim
this woman question Mark, Oh dude, that's awkward. Dude, Really do
you think Taylor was aware of these prior? I don't think she cares because
those aren't even that bad. Yeah. Still you don't cross Taylor because Taylor's
a grudge holder, Yeah ten years ago. Yeah, she can't get over
nothing. Definitely brought that up. She's gonna write about Brittany tweet Brittany bitch.
We you know. Also it's maybe you can help me here is Taylor.
Taylor is not cool with Kim Kardashian, right, and they're beef there
because she was married to Kanye. Because Mahomes just got the Mahomes family is
now like promoting skims. Yeah, the new Kardashian thing. They're promoting all
that, and that would be a breach in your relationship contract with Taylor,
but Skims is partner with the NFL, so there's nothing really you can do
about that except Kim Kardashian specifically tweeting and instagramming out photos of the Mahomes family
with Brittany in it. So happy to be collaborating with the Mahomes family.
I don't know, boy, how awkward if there were tweets ten years ago
of me taking shots at Danny and Siroy, it'd be weird. We talk
about it on the air every day and we'd laugh. Colet's be real,
what were the chances of her thinking, I'm I'm going to end up being
in the same suite with Taylor Swift because she's dating my husband's teammates. Won
did Patrick seventeen? Let's put that on their Bengo cards. The series of
events that would have had to led to Brittany Eh, whatever her mad she
would have been in high schoolhead. There should be a lesson to all that
it's never a good idea to burn bridges because you never know. Also,
you should have hired somebody and they go through my tweets, Please find whatever
you can get rid of it. Stuff in there because you got to know,
like what you used to say, I know exactly probably who I used
to talk about, like artist wise, who was your hated Taylor? No,
I don't. I don't hate guys. Did you have this discussion?
I do not hate her. Do you have a bunch of tweets hating Bert
Kreischer years ago after last Night? Maybe? But as a child, I
mean as a teenager coming up, I mean my Space was mostly what I
came up with, like you know, social media wise, So I think
Twitter was really popular when I got to college. So there was I mean,
you know, you say dumb stuff from your kids, like you know,
that's true. That's true. It's true. It wasn't like racial stuff.
But you know like Josh Allen, yeah bombs when he was a kid,
No bombs, right, just were their bombs's. Yeah, we can
do that. Let's do that some other day. We'll compile because that was
crazy, regrettable twet, really famous people's regretful tweets from when they were teens.
We'll be here all day. Twitter is pure evil. And what which
ones you choose to forget or stick to them? What else? Do you
have? Anything? Good? We do? Birthdays? Do we have time
for birthdays. Yes, always there, that was speed. This is a
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Which everyone's tried it. No they haven't. You're a man, You're
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try it. Some just admit we can't get there. Nobody could get there.
Oh oh, all right, prove it. I'm not saying I can.
No, I'm saying the Internet. I don't think that's improved it.
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