WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:04.599 All right, let's kick off the Minnesota goodbye with some emails, which is 2 00:00:04.599 --> 00:00:07.400 what we always do. And let me scroll down here a little bit and 3 00:00:07.400 --> 00:00:11.080 see if I can find one that we did not get to yesterday. And 4 00:00:11.119 --> 00:00:13.480 what is today? Tuesday? Already it is? I can't think, so 5 00:00:13.679 --> 00:00:16.239 all right, here we go. This is this is actually a new one 6 00:00:16.280 --> 00:00:20.719 from today. Here to share an embarrassing story. Love it. My younger 7 00:00:20.760 --> 00:00:27.039 life, sixth grade, I was at the neighbor's house with another neighbor and 8 00:00:27.480 --> 00:00:32.640 during the day snooping around in his parents room. We found his mom's dildo. 9 00:00:32.960 --> 00:00:36.520 But it got worse. We found his dad's playboys, and we wanted 10 00:00:36.560 --> 00:00:40.640 to see what was in there, knowing what was in a Playboy magazine. 11 00:00:41.320 --> 00:00:45.759 After peeling the page as apart, we finally got to see what I believe 12 00:00:45.880 --> 00:00:49.399 was my first naked girl and naked woman. Looking back, I can't believe 13 00:00:49.640 --> 00:00:55.399 that I was grossed out. Oh that's from our buddy Dan. So I 14 00:00:55.439 --> 00:00:59.439 think that my dad didn't have playboys, but my friends Scott's dad had playboys. 15 00:00:59.640 --> 00:01:04.120 Now this goes back to the day when they did not show pubic hair. 16 00:01:04.280 --> 00:01:08.920 They showed boobs, boobs and butts and no pubic hair, and it 17 00:01:10.000 --> 00:01:12.799 wasn't I mean to just real, like honest, here a little TMI. 18 00:01:14.000 --> 00:01:21.040 It wasn't until I saw a penthouse. Then they actually showed the working parts 19 00:01:21.040 --> 00:01:23.000 of a woman's body, and I was so shocked at what they looked like, 20 00:01:23.680 --> 00:01:26.200 because that was not at all what I expected and looked like. And 21 00:01:26.239 --> 00:01:29.200 it wasn't where I thought it was going to where I thought it was going 22 00:01:29.239 --> 00:01:30.799 to be. I thought it was more higher than that, a little bit 23 00:01:30.799 --> 00:01:36.280 below the belly button, like yeah, so um, you know you'll learn 24 00:01:36.560 --> 00:01:40.959 all right. Next one, a couple of stories about finding parents porn from 25 00:01:40.959 --> 00:01:45.439 Ashley. First one, I was watching Land Before Time and my parents room 26 00:01:45.439 --> 00:01:49.079 because my older sister was watching something else in the living room. Halfway through 27 00:01:49.079 --> 00:01:53.599 the movie, my parents came home and said to shut off the movie. 28 00:01:53.599 --> 00:01:55.840 The next day, I went to go finish the movie, thinking it was 29 00:01:55.879 --> 00:02:00.359 still my Land Before Time VHS. I turned it on and hit play. 30 00:02:00.400 --> 00:02:04.959 To my surprise, it was not Land Before Time. H My eyeballs were 31 00:02:05.000 --> 00:02:09.639 scarred for life. The second, I was hanging out at a friend's house 32 00:02:09.680 --> 00:02:13.759 my senior year of high school. We were looking through the entertainment center for 33 00:02:13.879 --> 00:02:17.360 something to watch. Probably Buffy or the oc When looking at the DVD coboard, 34 00:02:17.400 --> 00:02:21.400 we found a couple of her dad's DVDs of the quote, well, 35 00:02:21.400 --> 00:02:23.680 I'm not going to say the genre. Yeah. We were so grossed out 36 00:02:23.719 --> 00:02:28.759 because we were that same age, So senior year of high school, you're 37 00:02:28.800 --> 00:02:30.960 eighteen years old. We were the same age. So we broke them into 38 00:02:30.960 --> 00:02:36.680 pieces and buried them in the garbage. And she's got another one. Oh 39 00:02:36.719 --> 00:02:38.840 got a third one. Okay. Hanging out in the garage at the same 40 00:02:38.840 --> 00:02:42.800 friend's house, we found her dad's magazines. We decided to censor all the 41 00:02:42.840 --> 00:02:47.800 females in the magazine by using Jumbo Sharpie's Dad. I bet, because then 42 00:02:47.879 --> 00:02:53.520 you would know. I'm going to tell you a really quick Beth caught me 43 00:02:53.639 --> 00:02:57.719 with a porn DVD in my computer. Beth is my daughter. She is 44 00:02:58.439 --> 00:03:02.520 at the time, she was probably twenty and going to the UVM and I 45 00:03:02.560 --> 00:03:06.240 took I don't remember exactly. We're sitting in the kitchen counter and I had 46 00:03:06.280 --> 00:03:10.800 my laptop. Yeah, and back when laptops used to play DVDs. I 47 00:03:10.919 --> 00:03:15.639 pushed the EJAC button to put something in there, probably Roller Coaster, Tycoon 48 00:03:15.719 --> 00:03:20.319 or something, and I pushed the ejac button, and I think it was 49 00:03:20.400 --> 00:03:24.479 called slop shots. My god, so I want you to call this episode 50 00:03:24.520 --> 00:03:30.159 slop shots. So and it was basically like, well, you can guess 51 00:03:30.199 --> 00:03:34.439 what it was. Yeah. And on the DVD it didn't just say slop 52 00:03:34.439 --> 00:03:38.719 shots, but it had a bunch of pictures of the participants in the video 53 00:03:38.919 --> 00:03:42.159 engaging in slop shots. Wow. And I'm like, oh, whoops. 54 00:03:42.159 --> 00:03:45.719 And she said, I'll never forget it. Not good, not good. 55 00:03:46.319 --> 00:03:51.319 It was just porn. She found her dad's porn. But when you're twenty 56 00:03:51.360 --> 00:03:53.680 years old and realize that your dad watches porn, it's a little disturbing. 57 00:03:53.719 --> 00:03:58.000 I wonder she remembers that she'd laugh about it now. Oh yeah, but 58 00:03:58.120 --> 00:04:00.560 you can't bring it up because it still would be like great, yeah, 59 00:04:00.560 --> 00:04:02.159 I don't talk about it. I will, We'll go back to her first 60 00:04:02.199 --> 00:04:05.240 partner email. I mean, good for your parents. That means they were 61 00:04:05.240 --> 00:04:08.680 still hot for each other. They were kicking you out of the bedroom so 62 00:04:08.680 --> 00:04:11.759 they could watch their piern together. Get it on. So that it sounds 63 00:04:11.759 --> 00:04:16.519 healthy, that's good. I had a girlfriend discovered my porn collection. This 64 00:04:16.720 --> 00:04:21.160 was my fiance x fiance, and I had a big box of back in 65 00:04:21.160 --> 00:04:26.120 the VHS days, and there was a big box of VHS porn on the 66 00:04:26.199 --> 00:04:29.680 cover on the shelf in my closet. And I was in the bathroom one 67 00:04:29.680 --> 00:04:31.279 morning getting ready for work, and I hear this giant thump thump thump, 68 00:04:31.360 --> 00:04:35.120 thump, thump thump, And I came in and there were porn seed are 69 00:04:35.600 --> 00:04:41.839 vhs scattered all over the floor. Because she was curious what's in that box? 70 00:04:42.399 --> 00:04:45.560 Well, she found out, and she was not the kind of person 71 00:04:45.639 --> 00:04:47.759 to laugh at off. She was more the kind of person to be annoyed. 72 00:04:48.839 --> 00:04:53.879 And so I don't remember if I threw room away, but yeah, 73 00:04:53.920 --> 00:04:56.160 it wasn't. It wasn't like she's like, oh my god, I found 74 00:04:56.160 --> 00:05:00.519 your porn. Yeah. I mean, obviously I've learned through my on joking 75 00:05:00.560 --> 00:05:05.800 TikTok video that people are very polarized by watching piorn. I will say this. 76 00:05:05.959 --> 00:05:10.000 I I was telling you guys this off the air. I saw this 77 00:05:10.360 --> 00:05:15.399 discussion on like a Facebook group I'm in and a woman said that she found 78 00:05:15.439 --> 00:05:19.800 her husband had screenshots of a mutual friend of theirs, and that in the 79 00:05:19.839 --> 00:05:25.480 past he had pleasured himself to those screenshots of their mutual friends, and it 80 00:05:25.600 --> 00:05:28.199 really bothered her, and she let him know so he wasn't supposed to do 81 00:05:28.199 --> 00:05:30.600 it anymore. And then she peeped in his phone and found it and I 82 00:05:30.639 --> 00:05:34.079 asked Jake, I said, have you ever taken screenshots of like people, 83 00:05:34.120 --> 00:05:36.879 you know, like if they're in a bikini or something where they look hot 84 00:05:38.240 --> 00:05:40.680 and done that. He's like no, and I go, yes, you 85 00:05:40.759 --> 00:05:42.920 have, and he was like, I swear I haven't. He was like, 86 00:05:43.000 --> 00:05:46.560 because I am. He's like, found I've had access to video my 87 00:05:46.720 --> 00:05:50.920 entire life, and he was like, and that's what my brain enjoys, 88 00:05:51.199 --> 00:05:56.240 Like I like to see video. I don't like watching looking at a still 89 00:05:56.279 --> 00:05:59.600 picture. He's like, the magazines wouldn't work for me either, and I 90 00:05:59.639 --> 00:06:00.959 mean, they would never work. He just wouldn't go to them because it 91 00:06:00.959 --> 00:06:04.279 doesn't need to. And he said, why do you? And I said 92 00:06:04.360 --> 00:06:06.879 no, I just read this thing and I thought about it. And while 93 00:06:06.920 --> 00:06:10.879 I don't care about that stuff at all, that would really bother me. 94 00:06:11.199 --> 00:06:15.000 If he was taking screenshots of someone we both knew, that's what would make 95 00:06:15.040 --> 00:06:19.839 me insecure. It's not the perfect body stars, it would be if it 96 00:06:19.879 --> 00:06:26.879 was someone we actually knew, that would make me insecure. Yeah. I 97 00:06:26.920 --> 00:06:29.439 mean, I've got nothing to add to that. I can totally totally see 98 00:06:29.480 --> 00:06:33.040 that, all right. Next one, it says kick him out or let 99 00:06:33.120 --> 00:06:36.079 him stay. I'm gonna look at it later because it's long, and sometimes 100 00:06:36.079 --> 00:06:40.759 the longer ones they go on for quite a while and then they don't really 101 00:06:40.759 --> 00:06:43.199 fit in with the Minnesota goodbye. So I'm gonna skip that one and look 102 00:06:43.199 --> 00:06:45.720 at it for later. It might work better on the show. This one 103 00:06:45.800 --> 00:06:48.120 does say Minnesota goodbye. Bullying on videos. I was listening to you guys 104 00:06:48.160 --> 00:06:53.879 talk about viral videos and the bullying everyone is susceptible to when posting online. 105 00:06:54.439 --> 00:06:58.240 I have a cat that likes to gag at most all foods, and a 106 00:06:58.240 --> 00:07:00.680 few friends pushed me to make him a talk. It took me a while 107 00:07:00.720 --> 00:07:03.399 because I'm sensitive it didn't want to deal with the harassment, but I finally 108 00:07:03.399 --> 00:07:06.560 did, and now he's a hit. He really is. I've seen his 109 00:07:06.639 --> 00:07:10.360 video. Seriously, Yeah, she said it to me before I watched it 110 00:07:10.360 --> 00:07:14.399 was hilarious. The bulleing was harsh, saying my cat is sick. He's 111 00:07:14.439 --> 00:07:16.839 not. That's just his shtick that I abuse him by fortuned him to gag. 112 00:07:17.360 --> 00:07:21.240 I don't he'll gag without me holding food up to him, and he 113 00:07:21.279 --> 00:07:26.000 also comes to me every time I'm eating for a smell. Animals aren't dumb, 114 00:07:26.000 --> 00:07:28.439 and if it made him suffer that much, he wouldn't continue the same 115 00:07:28.439 --> 00:07:30.720 habits, etc. The comments hurt, and I've snapped back, but I've 116 00:07:30.839 --> 00:07:34.920 learned not to look at the comments all too frequently, or just block people 117 00:07:34.959 --> 00:07:39.399 if they get too rude. I even reached out to Fallon when his TikTok 118 00:07:39.480 --> 00:07:42.040 started, and she left a sweet comment, the mental world to me, 119 00:07:42.199 --> 00:07:46.800 Milo my cat. Milo the Critic now has his videos licensed out to companies 120 00:07:46.839 --> 00:07:53.959 like Fox News and ABC and articles written on him by newsweekly Yahoo, and 121 00:07:54.199 --> 00:07:59.399 his most popular video now has eight point five million views and soon he'll have 122 00:07:59.439 --> 00:08:03.600 a link for merch Holy Crape. The joy he's brought to people and the 123 00:08:03.680 --> 00:08:07.319 love he's gotten has made dealing with the negativity worth it, and I encourage 124 00:08:07.319 --> 00:08:09.720 people not to let the fear of bullying ever stopped them from doing what they 125 00:08:09.759 --> 00:08:13.360 want to do. Thank you, guys for being enjoyed in my life every 126 00:08:13.439 --> 00:08:16.759 day. I haven't missed an episode of The Minnesota Goodbye or the Radio show 127 00:08:16.800 --> 00:08:20.720 in years, and thanks thanks for the podcast apps. I started listening in 128 00:08:20.759 --> 00:08:24.879 the Corey fol Days, and even have a tank top that I found from 129 00:08:24.879 --> 00:08:28.720 the State Fair that you and her signed. You guys are the absolute best, 130 00:08:28.839 --> 00:08:33.440 and that is from Tammy. Thanks Tammy. Thanks Tammy for listening all 131 00:08:33.720 --> 00:08:37.879 those years. I really appreciate that. It's so funny to think the Corey 132 00:08:37.960 --> 00:08:43.080 Foli days. She started twenty years ago and she was here until two thousand 133 00:08:43.080 --> 00:08:50.960 and seven. So Corey Foley has been gone for sixteen years now something like 134 00:08:52.000 --> 00:08:56.159 that, and it doesn't seem possible, all right. Next one and I 135 00:08:56.279 --> 00:08:58.639 had to share my funny moment involving yesterday's podcast. I was on my way 136 00:08:58.679 --> 00:09:03.639 home from work, feeling good, windows rolled down, cranked the Minnesota Goodbye. 137 00:09:03.159 --> 00:09:07.919 I stopped at a stop light the moment Dave said the first time I 138 00:09:07.039 --> 00:09:13.159 watched hardcore porn, and my eyes damn near popped out of my head. 139 00:09:13.159 --> 00:09:15.960 Of course, the lady next to me had her window down and the light 140 00:09:16.039 --> 00:09:18.360 obviously didn't change for what felt like an eternity, so she got to hear 141 00:09:18.399 --> 00:09:24.879 about hardcore penetration porn for at least two more minutes. I laughed out loud 142 00:09:24.919 --> 00:09:26.159 once I drove off, and I had to write in yes you did, 143 00:09:26.200 --> 00:09:31.279 thanks for the constant. Last we were talking about I don't know, well 144 00:09:31.600 --> 00:09:33.320 the difference of like you know, you see porn of like whatever. But 145 00:09:33.399 --> 00:09:37.600 then I don't remember exactly how it came up, but we were talking about 146 00:09:37.600 --> 00:09:41.480 penetration porn, which is, oh, I know what it was. It 147 00:09:41.559 --> 00:09:43.960 was like, you shouldn't see that when you're ten years old because you don't 148 00:09:45.000 --> 00:09:48.960 you know that people are naked underneath their clothes, but you don't know how 149 00:09:48.960 --> 00:09:50.960 it works or what your bodies have to do when you're eight or ten years 150 00:09:50.960 --> 00:09:54.600 old, and you should not be exposed to that. That is too much. 151 00:09:54.840 --> 00:09:58.159 That's like drinking coffee when you're three. It's just too much. It 152 00:09:58.240 --> 00:10:01.120 is a lot. Next one, my name is Elaine and listening since I 153 00:10:01.159 --> 00:10:03.799 was a teen I am now thirty six. I loved listening to War of 154 00:10:03.840 --> 00:10:07.159 the Roses and always followed Dave Ryan. When I lived at a state I 155 00:10:07.200 --> 00:10:16.600 even had a KWB fellow. Ok, I even had KDWB follow a little 156 00:10:16.639 --> 00:10:20.440 bit of a typo here it says there's no better stations out there. Congrats 157 00:10:20.519 --> 00:10:22.840 Dave on thirty years and all the advice given through the years. I always 158 00:10:22.879 --> 00:10:26.200 tear up, especially around Christmas, which season this time, I'd like a 159 00:10:26.200 --> 00:10:31.120 shout out a request for my daughter. She is turning seventeen on June thirteenth, 160 00:10:31.159 --> 00:10:33.720 which will glad we saw this one. We celebrated her sixteenth last year 161 00:10:33.799 --> 00:10:39.440 in a treatment facility, but this year is extra special. She has struggled 162 00:10:39.480 --> 00:10:43.519 so much with mental health through the years and self injuries. This year, 163 00:10:43.639 --> 00:10:46.559 I wanted to know how proud we are of her. She's overcome so many 164 00:10:46.600 --> 00:10:50.360 struggles within herself. She has overcome her mental illness, she's stable and no 165 00:10:50.440 --> 00:10:54.480 more thoughts of self harming. She has grown so much in such a short 166 00:10:54.519 --> 00:10:58.519 time. Please give her the hugest shout out ever. She's spent six months 167 00:10:58.519 --> 00:11:03.480 in her residential treatment facils, hours away from home. It's always been her 168 00:11:03.480 --> 00:11:07.799 and I against the world as a single parent. This year has been the 169 00:11:07.840 --> 00:11:11.240 best as she has overcome so much and she's developed within herself. Please show 170 00:11:11.279 --> 00:11:15.039 her some love and send her a big birthday shout out. We listen every 171 00:11:15.120 --> 00:11:18.240 day. We'll be in the car listening around six fifteen. Sorry we missed 172 00:11:18.279 --> 00:11:20.039 that. And that's the funny thing. We don't always look at these emails 173 00:11:20.039 --> 00:11:24.320 in time. We live in a small town called Ogilvie, home of the 174 00:11:24.399 --> 00:11:30.720 Lions, and the water tower looks like a castle. And our neighbor city 175 00:11:30.840 --> 00:11:33.320 is Moura, the sister city of Morris, Sweden. Thanks for being great 176 00:11:33.360 --> 00:11:35.480 everyone that is from Elena. Well, you know what I'm going to send 177 00:11:35.480 --> 00:11:39.480 to Lena an email back and say we didn't get it on the radio. 178 00:11:39.080 --> 00:11:43.120 Don't be disappointed, but it will be on the Minnesota Goodbye. So'll writer 179 00:11:43.240 --> 00:11:46.000 back and let her know that one one thing to you know that's interesting. 180 00:11:46.039 --> 00:11:48.240 People will say, hey, can you do a shout out Thursday at eight 181 00:11:48.279 --> 00:11:52.840 o'clock for my daughter who's turning fifteen, And I always say I'd be happy 182 00:11:52.879 --> 00:11:56.600 to, but we don't schedule them because if we schedule them we will forget. 183 00:11:58.000 --> 00:12:01.919 There's just too many moving parts of the show that we would forget that. 184 00:12:01.000 --> 00:12:03.159 And I don't want people listening going, yeah, they're gonna do shout 185 00:12:03.279 --> 00:12:05.240 They can do to shout out and then not do it. So I always 186 00:12:05.279 --> 00:12:09.120 tell people, if you want to shout out, text in at the time 187 00:12:09.159 --> 00:12:11.679 you want the shout out. Let's say, if you wanted at eight o'clock 188 00:12:11.720 --> 00:12:16.120 on Wednesday, text me at seven fifty eight on Wednesday, and I'll be 189 00:12:16.200 --> 00:12:20.240 able to likely to be able to do it. So once in a while 190 00:12:20.320 --> 00:12:22.320 though, people will say hey, can I get a shout out? And 191 00:12:22.360 --> 00:12:24.919 I'll write them back and say yeah, it's coming right up, and then 192 00:12:24.960 --> 00:12:30.679 I will forget to do it, and I feel like garbage. Last one, 193 00:12:31.279 --> 00:12:33.919 do not say my name. Okay. I had an old boss who 194 00:12:33.919 --> 00:12:37.240 would keep frozen meals, especially lean cuisines, in the fridge at work. 195 00:12:37.759 --> 00:12:41.360 This puzzled me, and one day this boss mentioned how the microwave instruction seemed 196 00:12:41.399 --> 00:12:45.639 a little aggressive and would overcook their meal. I wasn't sure what to do 197 00:12:45.720 --> 00:12:48.399 when they said this, because I noticed she kept them in the fridge. 198 00:12:48.039 --> 00:12:52.320 Obviously, if you have something frozen, it needs to be heated up way 199 00:12:52.320 --> 00:12:56.799 longer than something kept in the fridge. She was frying her meals because she 200 00:12:56.879 --> 00:13:01.519 was keeping lolls in the fridge, and therefore they were no longer when she 201 00:13:01.600 --> 00:13:05.039 heated him up. And there are people who keep frozen meals like leaning poisines 202 00:13:05.720 --> 00:13:09.559 in the fridge. Is this even safe? I don't think so. I 203 00:13:09.559 --> 00:13:11.120 don't like so either. I've never done that. I mean that you buy 204 00:13:11.200 --> 00:13:15.039 them, and wherever you buy the item is where I keep it. Yeah, 205 00:13:15.159 --> 00:13:18.279 unless like I am thawing meat to use for like that night kind of 206 00:13:18.320 --> 00:13:22.840 thing. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I'm a big 207 00:13:22.879 --> 00:13:28.200 food preservation kind of a person, so I definitely keep things frozen. Frozen 208 00:13:28.240 --> 00:13:31.759 you can do almost indefinitely, Like I don't know if a year or two 209 00:13:31.840 --> 00:13:33.879 for a frozen meal, I don't know. But once it goes to the 210 00:13:33.919 --> 00:13:37.639 fridge. I always tell Susan just because in the fridge it's not some sort 211 00:13:37.639 --> 00:13:41.120 of a magic keep it forever box. And Susan likes to think, well, 212 00:13:41.159 --> 00:13:45.240 if you put Deli meat in the fridge, it's a magic keep it 213 00:13:45.279 --> 00:13:48.720 forever box, and It's like, no, that Deli meat after a week 214 00:13:48.840 --> 00:13:50.840 is kind of gross and ready to be thrown out. I do not mess 215 00:13:50.840 --> 00:13:54.240 with Deli meat. It's already like slimy. Anyway, I'm like, yeah, 216 00:13:54.320 --> 00:13:58.000 a week is my max on that, and that is going to do 217 00:13:58.039 --> 00:14:03.799 it this time for the Minnesota Goodbye. You have any comments or questions or 218 00:14:03.799 --> 00:14:07.679 anything you want to bring up a totally new topic is totally awesome. Send 219 00:14:07.679 --> 00:14:11.360 that to Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.