Make it seem that way, and you're not. You're not at all.
I was just having a conversation with the lady today too, and I told
her, I said, I validated everything that she was saying to me.
And I said, Jordan, I said, there's nothing wrong with you.
You're not crazy. What happened happened, and I believe you. That's all
I need to do. Hey Brett, Hey Brett, Hey Brett. And
then how did your event go yesterday? Yeah? I want I want to
know. I wanted to support, but I was too goddamn busy. I
wanted to when I could not because I was here, she appreciating to speak.
You was on like three podcasts for no reason, just because like you
didn't like you didn't violate every day every day? Why why let's move.
Let's move from now, bro, I feel you. Let's move for now.
Sunday fun Day, do another back of las Man. I know it's
not Bro, we gotta we gotta move for now. I'm talking to me
Jack, like, what what shouldn't not do? You do whatever? You
gotta broke, you do whatever when you have her, Uh, it's an
off air conversation, Kayla mm hm. But what's going on everybody? As
you can see, we're having a rough start today. Uh, give us
a moment um. What we're probably gonna do is we're gonna take the live
down for a minute, and then we're gonna we're gonna come back. I
so just chill for a minute. We'll be right back. Why you got
two cups? Bro Well, I'm broke the second cup because I don't want
to. Why aren't you freaking my God can't clear enough say? Niggas,
can't just light cranberries? Just you just get up, cup crapper, you
brought the whole damn thing. Maybe it's clensy. Let's get a cup.
Hey, what's going on y'all? Sorry? I needed a moment. If
this is the first time joining us, like to properly introduce myself. I'ming
host the favorite hole devational speaker. Mem mem me someone hundred or commer walker.
If you get nasty, and most of y'all are, that's my tone.
Run, That's what That's the only reason. There a lot of reasons
behind that. I am joined by my co host. We got the narcissist
pie guy one in the building, of course, mister toone dev who threw
a very successful event yesterday. Gone head, it was great. Mine is
some badass kids, okay, oh yeah at the vendors event. Yeah.
Because to me, even though the after party was really where most y'all talking
about, to me, it was the whole day. Yeah, hey,
Ray Kayla, Yeah, I'll um, I'll text you after the show is
over. Um. And then of course we have the beautiful Serrita go ahead
and plug yourself darling. Hello everyone, Serta vaman aka I'm chronicle resilient.
AKA. That's what she said on JAM and J m R. Excuse me,
w j MR Night eight point. Where you work, you'll get fired?
Man. Now I'm having so many places today. And also too,
we had the grand opening of Calm Integrative Health Services today, so class enough
for the priests and for Katrina doing an amazing service for our community. And
we also will be on UM WTMJ Channel four. I'm not sure if it's
gonna be tonight or tomorrow once they kind of get everything edited together. But
watch the news. You and I both watch that. My friends be on
local team. They're watch I'm like, what you gonna be on channel six?
I'm like, you gonna make me watch the news. Well, it's
because you have to, Like, they never know what time their segment is
gonna come on, so you got to spend all of this time waiting on
the fucking segment, be doing other ship because because you have to look at
it, it's not about you, like, well who the one you know?
Where you're to want to watch the news because it'd be stupid ass stories
on there. Bro, I don't want to hear about some monkey name Bobo
that solved the fucking puzzle. That's not news. I mean, it's not
news, Bro, it's a monkey. They're smart. It's a fucking smart
monkey. What is its not news? But by monkeys, it's smarter than
most of my fucking Facebook friends. Did y'all know that chimps accolades because he's
been here? But did y'all know that after the news airs, certain segments
automatically go to their website so they break the news up. Still either be
on there or you be able to catch on the website as well too.
But we had it was definitely a time, bro, yesterday yesterday, you
know what. I was praised to read the comment, but I noticed when
a lot of people don't have the events like the way they want on they'll
go online and bitch and moan about it. This one I didn't. I
know a bunch of people weren't gonna make it. It was too much shit
going on in the city yesterday for me to be mad at anybody for not
coming. So all I said was fucking I'm gonna throw another one in September
twenty third. That's there you go. I won't be able to make it.
You see, she's not gonna make it, but she did a damn
break anywhere you here every damn day. Let us miss you, bro,
But no, it was dope. I have the next one, Brick,
Do you want to do a poem? Because the last the host of a
freaky poem and it threw us off fuck up, respectfully, It wasn't a
bad home. We are asked table playing dominoes right now, but not rewind
remond. So first there is a nigga with the tapered fade hosting the game
night, and then all of a sudden you look up and he has on
an afro and a pimp shirt. Bro, he had a vessel, and
then he starts doing this erotic poetry. Y'all know, I fox with that.
But we're at the table playing dominos and our homie is sitting here,
and all of a sudden he got the mic right in this ear, like
you eat her pussy from the back and wonder why she crazy? Like it
just starting like putting. It's like so then he goes around the room and
shit. Then all of a sudden he over here in this homie ear.
Then when he comes to me and he was like something about, um,
she don't need your money, she got her own or something something. I
was like, but I still want to spend his though, And I threw
him off, so he chuckled a little bit, laughing that he kept going
with his poem. Like I told Bro, I told Brown, you look
right see Rabby knows you. Was like he was like sticking its tongue in
her ass. It was cool, like it was like eat pussy sucker toes
payer bills. Ye remember that part. I was a bar can. Then
you ain't gonna miss it because you're gonna be the move back home by then.
You should be home by September twenty third. No, Dino said,
Bro, damn there got dehydrated yesterday. I slept the whole day away didn't
even make my own papo shop. Nigga. I thought that's why you was
there because you had your event, which is crazy because he said that he
has been sharing this every day for weeks and the only reason why I saw
it to share it. I think it was like Friday, was because I
was on your page looking for something that saw you had shared it. It
has not hit my timeline fucking once. First book algorithms, because I never
seen dinos events, right, I didn't either. When I was I was
scrolling that on one page looking, I was looking for that post where that
nigga was talking about fat people get diabetes. I was looking for that post.
I was looking for that post, which is not true, by the
way, people because the people I know what the sugar is slim. So
I was looking for that post and I saw that you had shared it,
and I was like, what the fuck? And that's how I ended up
sharing it, and he was Dad asked too, and I was lying,
do you know what I'm I'm gonna let this play out because because like I
knew, it was gonna be one female that was gone that even Mike said
dog was stripping because because Mike was on the left of me. He went
and Mike brid wasn't my ear. I know exactly who you were talking about.
You came up to me once it was like, you're breaking the car
I heard about I heard about you. He's like me, what do you
know, man, um, what's that? Is that Beyonce or something?
No, Beyonce was already in Chicago. Chicago, girl, let me know
because I might change the fact that like as like I was trying to have
like a normal I'm done with you at this point, I was trying to
have a normal conversation with bro and definitely come through. Man, you know,
how were you? You know, how were you asked niggas like what
the occupation is? Who Raby asking mikes you like you wasn't feeling him saying
you suck those Mica freaky ass nigga. So I know he was good with
that part that on my board? Yet do we have that sound on the
board yet? I got, I got and I'm done with the event.
I got a break. I can get ship back in order. Man,
that ship is uh wold. That was only that was the only thing about
the game night that was wild. So I gotta remember to pick up yep
him. Okay, that's him, said he owns mused thirty three spots.
Because when he put the wig on, I instantly looked up and I was
like, cannons, canons to the rights. And as so as you said
that to me, I started cracking up. This is why I need my
family. I literally started my show out crying because I'm dealing with some real
traumatic shit that I'm trying to process through, and it's I'd be needing these
vibes because I really be on it. We already said laughs, how we
gets through everything. Remember I was sick one day and were just outside talking
shit, and you laugh for like thirty minutes straight, and your flue went
away. One got left at the crib because every time I laughed, I
caught sucking flam up. Still worked. Your your biggest critic gave you props
for your party. Oh Jazz had to prove it her ain't no broadcast nigger,
because when Jazz pulled up, she was like high time, Like the
hell you do here? You left noh at home, Mike said me,
and somebody else was like, well, I'm two for three because I'm broke.
I ain't paying no bills, can barely pay my own You're not wrong.
I guess he was, just he wasn't paying. I got through the
three, right, I gotta drop the line somewhere in this vision, that's
where it is said all they do is the rotic poetry I wanted. I
don't know it was, folks, was really poetry, you know, But
that's what I was talking to him about because I was like, when you
do an event, I thought that would be dope for you to vend at
it, yeah, you know, or or do an event and then have
the highlight me and um one of my people. Like he was talking about
that, like he wanted to do an event like that, like doing the
rotic poetry thing, and like you know, charged for the door, and
then I was gonna vent there. He wasn't gonna charge me anything to vent
there. Anything I made was just you know, but I made because he
was collecting money off of the door, and he was mainly looking at the
fact like, well, your reach is so large you basically you know,
getting people in the door for it. So I'm not gonna charge you for
it because I'm not saying it like that. But if you was tone and
you just said that out of part because that felt like it needed to be
paused. You'll reach it's so large, might say to Bills, is where
he lost me? I love y'all too, man, It's just it's it's
a lot um, you know, without going like too too, too deep
and and out. I'll have a show um specifically targeting it, like you
know, because it's trigger warnings, you know, sexual assault, UM.
And I don't want anybody to, you know, be just in the comments
and not know what they're getting into. Um. But is it just a
last Did Kayla actually ever say what was going on twenty third that she was
gonna be at in Chicago? I don't know, she didn't write it in
the comments or minutes. I'm just trying to make sure there's no major event
that I'm trying to go up against here. Okay, that's possible. It
could be possible. It's concerts, Valentine's Oh, well, did you work
September? I mean Valentine's Day? Valentine's Day. I always do a full
weekend pop up shop anyway, Like that's like obviously one of my biggest selling
times of the year. Like I'll clear four or five thousand in a weekend
for Valentine's Day doing pop up shops because I do it for the four or
three days, siree. You know what I've learned to accept at thirty five
years old. Man, I'm probably never gonna take shit serious even when it
should be. See I hear. I have to laugh and joke through stuff
to not fucking hang myself. Okay, Like again, so the man just
started spitting the freaky poem out of nowhere. Yes, yes, absolutely,
ye, like he can. It's like a nigga going from calling bingo numbers
to like sucker pussy from the front spitting her booty. Like that's how it
went. I was hosting games, Bro was hosting games, and then he
just got boss freaky right being does anyone have a Bengal? Yes I should
British? Tell us make sure we come to friends giving. Did you decide
on if it's gonna be wings or what we were coming? Because if so,
I might have to make my tie joints Saturdays. I need to create
an event on Facebook and I hate that sh don't create an event. Happen
events shout out. Shout out to all the jackasses that got Henny Pullosa shut
down. All right, man was the party of the fucking summer niggas have
been waiting for like the pandemic went on and you know it took a break.
He was coming back talking about the finale and ship and niggas don't know
how to fucking act, so um des he he went ahead and he canceled.
He said, you know what you niggas is nig He said, I
catchall when I'm in the city. But we're not a party because you got
like, first of all, he made it's a private event. What makes
you say, hey, I'm gonna start inviting people to a private event,
because when you already know that it's at you know what's at his parents crip
And he was like, oh, well, what about the weed must he
like, Bro just told him. Ye see, he said edibles are fine.
Because we had this whole conversation in the group chat. Bro. He
was like yeah, because one of the homlies he was like, yeah,
I'm bring my You're like, man, I got to carry a pistol.
It's like, Bron, it's at folks parents' creer, it's in the backyard.
It's a safe space birth. This is a family. Everybody knows each
other. Okay, Let Okay, let's say that her sister's reception, But
Beyonce isn't Houston that week weekend, and that is the show everyone is going
to get at hometown. I've seen most of people here though, have already
gotten the field the Beyonce. There's no if they are Beyonce fans, there
is no such thing as having a field. You can afford the ticket to
Chicago, and if you can afford the ticket in Houston doing they will because
that's just like us growing up, the wrestling shows with a year. I
hear what you're saying. I was trying to be nice and try to cater
to Kayla and possibly move it to the thirty year. But if Sherman fil
has got something booked, I gotta keep it on the twenty third. Just
no, Kayla, don't fuck with us anyway. She can beats production and
the beef. It's still going. It's her. So Kayla going to if
you remember her, her sister wedding just passed, and she was tracking all
of them on Monopoly Go because she knew they was at the wedding. Oh
we had we had actual Monopoly boards there and I've seen two people playing Monopoly
Man um, yeah, see Mike, he said, I love the blue.
He changed, but that's what I love. But as much as weird
as it was, immediately started talking about tongues and ases. But here's the
thing that ready, because I know how mic talk. Right even though it
was because I'm mad that I knew what that said right away, I'm like,
he got straight through it, sucking toes, Peter Bills, eater pussy
from the back, spinning the body, and it's like and he's he's he's
right here on the mic, and he's giving you so much emphasis, but
he's in your was like, y'all, I don't know what tone got going
on, but I think I'm too young for this. I was like you,
Mike said he thought he had to rest. The reason was like,
I'm still violated. I'm leaving and she went out. He wasn't looking with
the niece. You said, what so B twelve put your tongue in rets.
No, what he was hosting. You know, he was hosting on
the Games and ship. But I don't even remember when the fucking games ended
because we was playing dominoes and then all of a sudden, it was just
this nigga's hollering about sucking pussy and eating ass and toes and shit between because
when we were having issues pairing up the Bluetooth speakers and remind me, I
gotta go actually buy us some Bluetooth speakers. He wouldn't change clothes during that
time. Break had on the Penny Loafers, Mike Mite, so listen,
so let's tell you so listen. So well, Henny Loza Mante, you
know, like the play he's making stats. But there was this chick that
came on the stat and was like, uh, I'm She was like,
where is it at? So Bro was like, if you're asking this question,
you know, I mean when you know? So she was like,
um, it's that dude, Desi, Right, it's that how it is
that Here's I don't care, I'm coming. When Desi came with the I
laughed so hard because he's like, the fucking how you just going? Where?
First? You gotta say, Hi, nice to meet you. Can
I come to your party? I'm like, you coming the first place?
Oh? We just go invite yourself. It's like, I don't care,
I'm coming. And then when he pop up, you, Hi, nice
to meet you, Can I come? Na? Na? We did have
some randos at the kick back last night. They have fun. Yeah,
but so okay, pepper Pots tried to kill me last night? Was it
fishing there? I ordered two jerk chicken egg gros and what'd you get?
One of them was shrimp and it was stuffed. Pause. Yeah, he
can't say this parents coolest stair respect. I didn't realize it was shrimp after
a night was done. I mean I can't pay for it. I mean
my tooth almost broke off from the ark. Jerk chicken was phenomenal. Don't
get me wrong. When I got my jerk I don't know what's wrong with
yours. Brit said, I'm never going to get ain't soldier feel almost un
alive? The blur she said, she triggered and it was just slash Sunday.
I thought I was definitely wild transitioned brit Oh Kayla said, let that
beef go. We called her truth truth, y'all gonna get me fired?
What did you over there doing to the screen that I can't see myself?
He's making the video video. He doing my job. No, because it's
because trying to read the comments on this little screen ain't kind of tiny.
You gotta separate the backyard again. Let it be known that I am nah.
Hey, Keeva's good seeing you yesterday? He said no, because where
my man at wait. I was just like, wait a minute, Tommy
just walked in late Keipa just jumped in the comments last night, I said,
the young lady in the green was leaving it. I turned around and
said, you're getting bothered over there. H you. She started screaming,
I saw that. I saw I saw when you when you turned around.
And after that, Yeah, keep talking about rough Hill like I told yall
Kennings conning the rights. Let's just say either pussy sucker toes payer bill.
That's how he was saying. Right, Brent said, peasants who just invite
themselves Like I felt like it was. It was a matter of fact,
the way of which she did it, Like she was just like, I
don't care, I'm coming Like how you just go you know what? To
remind me of remember boys in the hood. He's like, I was gonna
go to do you ain't got no money, I don't care. I'm everyone
I wrote the fuck up. I can't believe they got the Party of the
Century cancer with they get o ass see my even put cancer, not just
my brain. Just read it. That work, you know, my fine
ass people pig in London in the building, watching watching people squirm about that
moment. Don't do that. I've been in the comments time. It made
me realize, like which one like you, some of your niggas ain't as
cool as you thought. Nobody stopped him. Who the poet? I mean,
he was getting that shut off. It was funny. It was just
funny because of how it had because we was literally over there like mine and
our beers is drinking and playing dominoes and ship and bow just came out of
nowhere in his ear like don't you want to spit her bootio? Why?
I really remember that shit? Remember what what happened? But you remember,
oh the catchphrase? He was like Peter pussy eater, pussy sucard thas that
was the hook. And then he started spending some more bars, but he
always came back to pussy. I was so confused, like chone went all
out of this kickback my poetry. Y'all got money. I mean, we
got enough poets in the family here that I can't get a live poetry.
Ain't Crystal, ain't Crystal I look. I'm gonna say again, wait a
minute, by the rid said, I'm having five pans of edibles that friends
give him. First come first, sir, if five pans are edible,
disappear really fast. If it be a great day, can we take a
moment and acknowledge Crystal. Yes, I gave her her flowers today when when
she was at the center. Crystal probably is the number number one or number
two because her and Jamila's neck and neck of the only reason why I was
able to make it through yesterday. They were they were my emotional support,
and they kept me motivated, and they kept telling me that I was out
here doing my thing, to the point where Crystal gave me a big,
huge, you know, shout out voicemail call a whole nine yards. She
made me cry a little bit, and I don't cry in public. I
just did, so that don't count because we teken me. We private,
just told me to start the camera company. Yeah. But the funniest thing
was if you came to the vending event. We had a vendor that that
made food. There's a video on my Facebook pager her finding out that there
was a sweet potato muff muffin. Yes, she was going cry like it's
the whole evolution changed her. Liar l. We had to call the girl,
stop her from servant. We gotta talk to you about this. Nigga
say red fish, blue fish, one Dick too, Dick's face? Who
who is the repad screen being girl? That's her? Everybody's Celia. Everybody
telling brit it's gonna be a sleepover. They say, ain't nobody go leave?
Might telling about something. I'm coming, Oh girl from my tape post
voice, I don't care, I'm coming anyway. Really, it was really
the fact that Desi saw that ship right away. He was like, put
the face and she was like, can I come to your party? He
was like, ain't get somebody to bring her as a plus one? You
good? Who? Kids? Was that Wars kid from a previous blitz,
No, I'm good, thank man. But it was it was kids that
surprisingly weren't swallow considering who the mom is. Wow, wow, wow,
they ain't nothing changed her being a mama. Don't mean I like that bitch.
She was a baby drinker. I'm like party be forever. The kids
got. Speaking of Carty, we definitely got a video for for God for
her. That's the kid's got every single picture that was ever taken, the
ever picture, like like the badass ghost kids in the films and ship.
Kayla said, I don't know Crystal directly, but she took good care of
me and my friend at Timmy party. She was amazing and so sweet to
us too. She's the best wing man you could ever. Yeah. I
literally came into building dancing. Yeah, Big big Time is in the building.
He just saw camera doing he doing guy's work tonight, yes, Kayla,
Kayla said, was mama, Yeah, so I try to be No.
Um, I didn't. Um Britt was asking me if I made it
to the friends giving them twenty twenty. I did not twenty twenty. I
definitely want everybody had games and shit. I was just like nowhere, I
know that I supposed yeah, because she was asking us, like all right,
because what do we have to choose between wings and tacos? I mean,
I fuck with both, so I don't care. But I just need
to know what I need to bring because if we're doing wings, I'm definitely
bringing them tide joints that I make because I'm up at me in the games,
because I got shipped to the game. The game I got tons of
games. What you want, I got regular and nigga virsion of damn there
almost every game. Now, are you really black? Impressive? Well,
if y'all, if y'all remember how a couple of weeks ago bring the wings,
Oh you're not freaky as poet, he's so if I don't know,
if y'all remember a couple of weeks ago, like we had started to show
up when we were talking about Batman Southern So conversation because there's a bunch of
them, the one that we just had a couple of a couple of weeks
up where he's really the villains, or the one he has PTSD, Yeah,
all bros. No, it was the one when we were talking about
how this nigga is really a criminal because he's committing frog because he's damaging the
city and then collecting on the yea, and that just niggas committing the sock
poor civilians. Ye So timey go ahead and can you play that video for
me please with the black guy at the bottom first first second? Okay,
yeah, concept Batman because of what I understand about politics, not rich dude
owns a corporations, stated art equipment and he uses this to beat up on
street level crime. He doesn't mess with the industrialist or the super capitalist,
the Murdocks, or the Trumps. He really just sucked with the personnatchers on
the corner. Batmanners a Conservatives wet dream fuck bad. What did I tell
y'all? I don't respect the concept of the Batman because of what I understand
about politics. Not rich dude owns a corporation, has stated the art equipment
yep, and he uses this to beat up on street level crime. He
doesn't mess with the industrialist or the super capitalist, the Murdocks, or the
Trumps. He really just fun with the personnatis on the corner. Batmanners a
conservatives wet dream. Fuck. Look now it does because I told you See
how he said that he is a Conservatives red dream. I told y'all if
Batman was a real person, that nigga definitely would have paid for Kyle Rittenhouse
to get out of jail. He would have bailed out Kyle Rittenhouse and George
Zimmerman. And you can't tell me shit different. I do want further,
he would have built out Kyle Rittenhouse and made him rob it. Yo.
Batman is a wild nigga he really always in a year old, Like,
how do we each over this nigga? It's the biggest villain in the comic
book when you think about it, like, he's just there. What are
you thinking about? Like, Bro, he don't never wan't no smoke with
I sent he just he hasn't done it yet. We got the video,
but thank you he sent me that freaky has nigga. Yeah, I keep
that video I sent to my ex because he's always trying to get me to
send him shit Like like, bro, really, just I don't hear with
street level criminals, no reason whatsoever. He don't want to know smoke with
Lex Luthor. He chasing the joker yeatly in business with Lex Luthor. You
know that. It definitely makes sense. So this is one big ass insurance
game to just fuck up the city, rebuild it, get ahead time.
What are they doing? Bro? That's how to Richard get Richard fam hey
bread, this is why he is. This is really why you gotta beat
for Superman, because the Superman the nigga that know what's going on. But
you know he also keeps an insurance policy on everybody, right, Yeah,
so when you get too close to his real purpose. You know, take
that Batman really not here, he really not friends with this dingy. He
was talking about the party last night. She said, I'm mad at me
and Creto the batties to twerk and they just stared at us like, oh,
it ain't that kind of party, Like okay, carry on. They
were new they got to get in. I don't know because I don't know.
I don't know what batties was there. Which batties because it was a
lot of ass everywhere. Damn so much ass there. Thank you you didn't
miss the time. Damn no, but I'm not. I can't speak for
this money going on by the bar ass off. He would saying, hey,
Tommy, let me blushing off camera. I was about to say,
hey, I'm stress blushing. Mike said, like three or four songs,
back to back, retort songs. The only YouTube were dancing Kima and Creek.
Yes, you know they always gonna dance. Where where they got?
Um, y'all, I was higher than the giraffe ass watching that boxing match
last night, it was fucking embarrassing. We was watching here. Bat I
paid for that shit now, she said. She said she bet on Terrence
Piscey's Nation Gang Gang. Weren't he talking talking shit? They always talked shit.
There was an abundance of ass, especially whoever sitting next to Dinkins.
I wouldn't sitting next to nobody. I was sitting next to y'all sitting next
time. What man, what do you call it? Mississippi pop ros Oh
he's talking about fight. That's her. That's why. Hello, that's a
residential as. Yeah, we see this as weekly. That's that's the measuring
steak. That's who I thought he made upstairs. I'm my nigga. I
was sitting next upstairs. But yeah, if you're talking about why we was
watching the fight here, that's the reader. Yeah, that was me.
I was over eating my chicken. Yeah. They was like he was over
there. That shut up man. That shit was so damn good. And
I was cracking up because I'm like, bro, it just don the middle.
She eating fucking chicken. I don't think she ate chicken. So,
yeah, you were very mad at me, and I'm like, but I
put you. They shout out to a master p with the ice cream.
Yeah ice cream, Yes, he was. I got my ice cream today
because he was at he was he had he made some vanilla vegan. He
made some he actually had no legs. That's why I like about my niggas.
They make a suggesting, they take it. That's why he want to
be one of our permanent vendors. Him and old world to repass beings.
Hey, that strawberry ice cream with shit. I got a devil. I
got a fun but the culture because I went to Choier to that. I
know you went to chore you because I got two dinners because let me tell
you, let me take you. So last night, because I hadn't had
m I was here by oxtails, but I never really you know. So
I got the oxtail dinner from the pepper pipe truck last night and a Jamaica
beef patty them oxtails, nigga, and they gave me so much food.
I was looking on they were cleaning out the truck at that point. Yeah,
and then days like that, shit they're fresh. Look I got so
yeah truck outside the whole night. Yeah, I got so much oxtail.
Man. Now, I didn't care for the cabbage because it was like it
was it wasn't it wasn't here this time it was different. Yeah, yeah,
like I'm used to or of a cook cabbage and it was like and
it was like shredded almost tastes like cole slaw. Yeah, it was like
I don't know, I got the first because I remember I was remember he
was bending earlier that day too. Maybe it wasn't it wasn't. It was
crunchy, Yeah, I like, but it wasn't like a cook crunchy.
It was like, okay, we just like like they shredded it. It
wasn't like a slight store chopped. It was like shredded and it was like
okay, so but they gave and she was actually was like you know,
you know, I'm never ever ever gonna say no whenever, Like you want
gravy on the rice, right, So she was like, you want oxtail
gravy, you want curry gravy, giving it out till you want extel gravey.
So on top of me having so many oxtails, I had that extra
meat from the gravy over the rice. I don't like how you describing this
extra meat, laws and then you're repeated, what's wrong with you? I
had left I had leftovers this morning. It was so much food in there.
I had leftovers this morning. How much was this play? Was fourteen
dollars? I was no t The ox sale dinner was twenty four But you
got your money for oh absolutely ix sales. You work in a fucking grocery
store, nigga, you know how expensive ox tales are. Yeah. I
just went the cousins and got my daughter a man that she was twelve ninety
nine? Yeah, what the fuck is that? I don't know. That
sounded normal to me. Yeah, well, my bad, mic. I
thought she was talking about like yesterday, because you was talking about all the
asks that was there yesterday. I thought you was talking about yesterday talking about
NeSSI pups, but it was still food. Still, that's still the same
person. It's okay. Yeah, So I went to uh So, I
went to uh to quoin today what you got? And I got to swing
up on couss. I had um so I got I shaled dinner from her
accept but I got double green beans. Nigga, where they at. They're
making an appearance in about twelve hours, I did, so you already had
read keep these so I got so. I got an ox tale din oxtaille
ox tales and rice with double green beans and potatoes. But then I also
got a smother pork chop dinner, so smother pork shop rice with mac and
dress. You got a combination of high blood pressure and twelve days of sleep.
Do not care total that's no substance needing. Gave me some shit like
that yesterday. It's kind of like a giving a curse out because I forgot,
like the night supposed to be date night, and I'm like, bro,
you got the dirty water, no back door action, They don't care
nat you play. That's nasty. That's the one. That's one nast word.
That's a literally of all like the Kinks and ship that I'm intoed like
that is one that is that is the number one at the top of the
risk. Absolute no, no scot play, no race play, and no
age play. Ain't none of that. I'm going to act like a baby
or a teenager and don't get a flat chested woman significant or go get some
help, nigga, because and you'll be like, yeah, play a baby.
You definitely into the mother ship. Yeah, so yeah, And like
I had to so and then my mom she held me twenty dollars because your
mom wa go you everything. She got a she got a old Mackinghams.
But to get to the games, coit like coore. She does so her
her oxtailed dinners one up, so they're twenty eight dollars. But like I
said, you get sold much fool strawberry one mark, bro, Hey,
tell me what you do. We stay alive. You put the wrong camera.
Oh quickly, quickly, what happened? What happened? Where timmy fucking
up? Y'all? No? No, click right here and say start camp
keep my here. I don't know now you can stop y'alling me over here?
You cut the camera? Oh god, bro, this is this is
the warning. Okay, they can still hear us. So so y'all know,
y'all can hear us as Timmy fuck camera? Who kicks something? One
of the cameras loose, So somebody kicked twenty two. But yeah, poy,
it gives you very very very healthy helpings and servings of food. Yeah,
it is ridiculous, it is, hey, Brett man, Look,
we had technical difficulties, and technically these two old niggas are the difficulties.
My job is the zip behind the micro crack the jokes. Time it's easier
to talk about the people. Your job is to run the business. Tommy
is a professional fucking engineer. Again, none of that sounds like my wheelhouse.
My wheelhouse sounds like the fat nigga that make jokes? Right, am
I not doing my job and making jokes. That's all I'm saying. Everybody
right now? Would you connected? I worry about later? We're back now,
hey, Dina said, it looked like when the TV used to go
off back in the day after mas I did. I did that on purpose,
No I, And we're gonna have to start counting every time, Brittail
want to shut up? So far we're on two and we're back. Yes,
I'm just saying, bro, because look, everybody got a job to
do. I'm saying, but I just I just show up to entertain y'all
all the other ship ain't It ain't up to me. Um Is Brothers Cold
just got to be a bad decision. Yeah, so how about that?
Was playing um Footsteps in the dark, and I thought it was Today was
a good day. I didn't even laugh at myself. But that's funny.
That's what made me make the post. A day was a good day because
literally I had an Isawley Brothers playlist going up. No, he didn't he
actually been slipping because I thought we was gonna have a chip mix. Bro.
He kind of shrutted us this week. I mean, I bring a
box of regular chips, so I know what. You gotta eat him individually.
You don't hit the sat is a slapper, Pepper's fine birthday a slapper
one. Why don't you fucking do like a podcast show segment of just trying
new snacks, literally fifteen minutes of your time that not even not even that.
But you are already a big guy, right, right, we've seen
how that one chick that'd be eating the crab and shiites she transition. Hold
up, wait a minute before you try to make it saying I'm trying to
kill my boys, though? Does he not every single week post something new
that he got from work that he's in the kitchen trying out. Anyway,
all I'm saying is go live on YouTube while you eating it, my guy,
That's what I'm saying. Get paid you. I mean, we can
make some content, right, just make some content of it. I mean
you like the oh my abolutely I like to eat interesting transition, right,
it actually works to correlate, right, if you're not got a point man,
if you were already doing it, because I don't pay attention like that.
If you're already doing it, then getting monetized it. I thought he
was telling him, like, hey, you need to just go and start
buying them much new No. No, no, like I got a picture
or like you know, I just posted on my story or whatever people.
No. I thought he was saying, like, you need to just start
going shopping and seeing whatever new snacks she's seeing grabbing him and do. But
he already joke about it. But like sometimes, like when I know because
I smoke every fucking day, So sometimes when I got a little extra time
before I leave or when I'm just at work, I looked to see what's
new that looks interesting because like we got ice cream, but that guy alcohol
in, or that because what's that lady name be? Whatever she came up
with that sauce and ship because she she didn't jumped up like one person to
like four. Did you see that they are now making alcoholic mountain dudes?
The regular mountain deer is trash and it's gonna stop your heart. Why are
they adding alcohol to it? A little quicker? How the fuck do you
tell us that we aren't supposed to mix alcohol and Red Bull, but y'all
are mixing alcohol and Mountain dew. Yeah, because we don't listen that's new.
And then we don't got those though, because PEPSI want to sell that
exclusively. Mountain dew is just fucking battery acid. I only I only let
it slide if it's by Hoa Blasts. But you know they got alcoholic monsters
now too, So just buy a regular mountain dew and Mike say he followed
some people on snap that do that. They order snacks from other countries and
make videos. Yeah, that should be why, Like they got different flavors
of deritos and like China that like be looking interesting as that's what we're saying.
We don't have to go said she had a hyster director. You know,
the surgery and hormones caused her way to fluctuation. She said, yeah,
look yeah my chart if I catch that page on TikTok again, I'm
not I'm not saying that those I'm not saying that those things can't have an
effect on it. But we're not gonna see here act like she don't just
sit here and suck down a bunch of butter and it's fatty ass sauce and
shit for a living, and like that didn't contribute to it. Yeah,
because she definitely looked like you just did crabs and sweet and sour sauce.
That's exactly what it looked like. And she got her cheery Coca cola and
strawberry dacchery twizzler. That is wild trauberry dachery twistle sound like it's just no
pair of Coca cola. It's wild strawberry dachery twizzling. Look if you if
you get a good right twitter nasty regards what a good white hair parents are
sucking amazing. Swizzards are nasty regardless. I will say they're not nasty.
But it's very hard to find the perfect pack of twistlers. And the fact
that twistlers, when they sell you shit, it's just it's once you open
them, it's toast. Like I don't know why twisters don't come in a
receivable bag. They do. They do like I've never seen that, Like
I've always seen the bag that once you're busting open. That's why my friend
said, TWI twist cracking, you cut both ends off us. That's what
I used to do as a kid that shaw. Yeah, like if I
if I catch a packet, you know, I said, what timmy nasty,
who mans is this? You like red vines? Nigga, No red
vines? No, no, no, no. What you're not gonna do
is compare red vines and twistlers. I'm not I was going to say,
like, those are not the same. Niggas be trying to say you like
twisters like red vines. No red vines is like eating these cords like that
red red vines. Twis that disgusting? Okay? That is like trying to
compare or oreos to chocolate sandwiches. Okay, those are not the same.
Because my mama I walked in and I was like, I said, why
chocolate sandwiches? Nah? I said, why are there bootleg oreos on my
air fire? She was like the bag was blue and they got the real
oreos there, so I didn't realize I grabbed the wrong one. As ill
take them into basement with you. No, certain ship certainly looks. I
am not above generics because I was great value out at some point. But
what you're not gonna do is substitute certain Ship because and bredocs stater on Facebook,
like when we used to be Facebook friends. She laughed at this ship
all the time because I'm like, you were not going to substitute my fucking
deritos for no cheesy triangles. No, yeah, you can't do that.
Jesy triangles be stalles, fuck dumb, and then it's stale. First of
all. First of all, first of all, it tastes like, motherfucker,
suck the cheese off, put him in the bag and just shook it
around for whatever residue was left on the side. No, because that's what.
No, Okay, so you can't you can't substitute. You can't.
You can't substitute on the read others. I would never let your substitute on
cool because flavorade is trash, right, It's powder, see kool a,
it's crystals. Flavorade is powder. It's definitely strawberry alert because I can't find
her nowhere. What you got s morios smart like the Oriole Mike said,
the man just gave a whole dissertation about Twizzlers, just proves he should be
making money off all the snaky We just said the same thing to him last
night about wrestling. This nigga knows every wrestling fact, probably more than people
who have actually been in the fucking business. But guess who doesn't get paid
for it. He don't know how to monetize his talents at all, and
the one shit he shouldn't have been doing he tried to monetize. It's an
Yeah, I was decent at that. I still don't get it. Fucked
up. We said about this rap career. They tried you like you,
nick Man, Oh God, treat me like I was we Nick You see
how they dreaming time time my music. I wasn't that bad, not at
all, man, nothing, nothing, nothing, we Nick said. Red
vines tastes like sugar and hate. That's disgusting at nobody eating. Hold on
now, them twisting showers are damn good. What the fuck is it?
Twisted shower? The show that sounds like a generic cookie. That is definitely
say, I think girls twisted shot man. Girls. Gotta keep trying,
Dane said, And them great value fruits nexts in the orange box. Guy
made those. You know we used to crack though, the fruit snacks that
we used to get from all these the strawberry fire. They were the perfect
texture and cons hard. It was just a good gummy yeah, those fakes.
Flavor Ray has powdered anger in its racism. That's that ship, you
know, and I do Kaalin Mike said that the bootleg Oreos, that's how
they culled all the people with Jim Jones. Yeah, could you bring them
in my house. I'm gonna twist your fucking neck and shout while I dropped
your body on the fucking ground because I know I'm catching the charge. Don't
bring me no bootleg oreos. Some bootleg cookers. Some bootleg cookers are I'll
give you that first stripes is okay, so be um y'all with the stripes.
Look, save a lot has bootleg Girl Scout cookies. The mint things,
not that the mints. The mint things those are actually good. Yeah
good, Yeah, they taste identical. They're just not sucking four dollars as
nuts. I have had, and I hate mint, so the fact that
I even liked them mints is crazy. I've had beef with Girl Scouts every
since three was one because that day when they really had because I mean it,
don't play with my food. Hey, Dino said, that's what the
city used for for potholes. They're not that bad. The name alone would
make me not want to eat that ship twist and shouts. They do a
little like imagine they do, like orioles that don't get that didn't get approved.
It's a little defects. Will send them over their max about Graylington Joints,
the five Marshals cookies, so five below cookies dog if I ever walking
five below and the food showers didn't pass the safety inspection, man, don't
bring in my mind like them cricket jump man, yeah, or like the
one to jump man with dogs like okay, it's the cookie is made out
of Graham Cracker. Well, I work out there with the clear peoples,
so if I come across them, I'll bring your back every time. Every
time I look vegan, I will partact. Oh sure, lets you know
that. That was the first thing I found that was I found out out
when I was flirted with my friend who was a pseudo vegan at the time.
Oos. I was like, oh, this is my fucking cheating the
system oreoles unhealthiest fuck they be. I'm buying the whole packing feeding you try
that ship check as cookies man, what you're bringing me me? This is
exactly how your hands gonna look. No, he's gonna bring this and don't
let her shove the friends giving twist the showers. She go, having a
clear and clears up, like, but you're not even gonna what you bringing
the friends giving? If you put if you put somebody with a luminium fold
on your hands, that like suit of brass knuckles, no nigga, but
the little girls like she's bringing with uh be sandwich on top of that.
But you're not mad you somebody sandwich, neckle sandwich? What comes on your
list? Sak man, I'm gonna tell my kids to do that. Being
a parent is fucking disgusting like it is. It is like the ship that
you were subjected to is a parent like inviolent, like bro, I signed
up, tell you the one that unplugged the first time. I'm sorry Tommy,
Yeah, we don't know that. We don't know that, like the
wise, Hey, y'all just saw a camera shake that was tone foot ganking
on the cord. So it was him the first time Tommy reapologized. Damn,
bro, you let us blame Timmy like that. It was Tommy.
What you're doing over there? More? Every week starting to look like Batman
because he got up and look was like, damn, tell me what you
do, right, man, had a great weekend. I can't let the
a chord ruined my weekend. Yeah, but being a parent is just absolutely
horrible because your kids don't give a fuck, and it's just like they would
just come in like, mom, what's this Like? They don't warn you,
they don't nothing. So they show you something real time? Yes,
oh man? What was it a butthole? Like on the phone? No,
like an actual asshole because she was like, well, I was wiping
and I felt I thought it was like a squishy ball. I was like,
Bro, do you have a hemorrhoid? I don't know what it?
Bro? I didn't open, which is you know what I'm actually Kayly sent
me a video that so I didn't have this video originally on the docket,
but because of the story of my kid violating the funk out of me,
I'm I'm gonna have to send it and I'm gonna have to play it on
the pile up right now? Hi, you've been playing now, Yes,
you're a horrible person because it's out of pocket. This whole goddamn show without
a pocket town around Yeah, Tommy here, huh No, it's no I
didn't send it yet, Oh, not sending to me because Tommy in my
page, I thought he switched over the hiss. No, I'm looking at
this damn bacon rep burrito. Am I sending it to? Where? Am
I sending its own messenger? Yeah? Messenger always goes to the group.
Yeah all right, yeah, but I am sitting here minding my fucking business,
right, And this nigga really just came and violating me with her asshole
because she felt like she felt, you know, something more going on.
Yeah, She's like like a squishy little boss. So I was like,
bro, like what did you're doing? And she's like, oh, I
thought she was asking me to see it so you can google it. So
at some point I'm like all right, and and mind you, she woke
me up to this, so no, like I was asleep, okay,
and she woke me up with this concern. Now it's a medical thing,
so I get it. You know, it was urgent. It was just,
bro, you didn't even let my eyes focus good before you tried to
flash up brown starfish at me. And no, and now I and I
feel like I feel like she thought it was you know, because I mean,
I've had as like I said, because being a parent is fucking disgusting,
Like I've had to have her like, you know, head down and
hit her with a supository because she was constipated, because being a parent's fucking
disgusting, like the ship that you have to do. Literally, yes,
yes it is. It is fucking gross, dog like. So so at
some point I'm like, all right, bro, I gotta get up.
I gotta so then I gotta get up, I gotta pee, and I'm
trying to like, you know, gathers. So then I come, I'm
like, okay, jelly bean, let let me see out. She was
like, oh, I pushed you back in. I don't think you was
supposed to do that. You treat the booty hole like a stress ball.
I was like, I was like, I said, because you could rust.
Because she was like, oh, she was like, I just just
pushed it back in. I thought it was just supposed to go. She
was like, because I was googling it was talking about like, ain't no
pro labs and this, And I was like, yep, I don't have
that kind ain't yep. You gotta have that conversation with her because she didn't
know because I was like do you have a humor? She was like him
or she was like down the outside. I thought they were inside, I
said, no, I said, that's what it is. It's when the
inside pops on the outside. So I'm like you being there and sitting there
on your phone, I know, just pushing down and you know what I
said, that can cause a lot of stuff out. Yeah, but a
lot of times I don't know. Kayla said, deal has definitely captain Morgan
me before. That's yes, Britt popped it back in slash nuts in front
of your mom because you don't know what this is. It's not wild,
but it's why make sure you're showing the right shit. No, nigga,
I'm it's the video. We're not talking about what I did when I was
Okay, Yeah, so we Kayla sent me this video and it's so funny
that I feel like this bitch jinks me because Jelly Being ended up doing this
to me after I got this video. Hey, y'all, have a late
night snap with me while I'll tell you the importance of setting boundaries with your
parents at an early age. So when I first moved to Kentucky, hours
in Frankfort, Kentucky and My mom lived in Vicksburg, Mississippi, about a
ten hour drive. I would heat up the road all the time, and
I would call her when I got close, and my mama would run me
a hot bath. Now, over the years, I noticed that she stopped
leaving the bathroom and she just want to talk to me while I'm in the
tub. I don't know what that was about. So one day we're in
there talking and my mom says to me, do you notice that, no
matter how good you wash your ass, if you walk around a few hours,
it's still smell like ass. I said, no, my mom,
I've never stopped to just put my hand down in the back of my pens
and smell my hand and see if it smells like ass. She said,
well it does. She said, have you heard of Johnson and Johnson Baby
or Jail? I said yes, Mama. She said, was new and
I got it. I want you to try it. I said, no,
thank you. She said, take a bath right now and go walk
around Walmart for forty minutes to an hour and see, won't you smell like
ass? No? Um, anyway, she gets up and leaves out of
the bathroom. I don't think anything about it. I can tellue my bath.
I get out, I walk into her room and I'm drying off my
legs. I've been down to draw off my feet and ankles, and a
woman came up behind me with baby or jail and ran it up the crack
of my butt and let me tell you something. Let me I should have
pressed charges on her. The greasy is feeling out for she said, Now
go to Walmart and try it out as if she was sponsored by Johnson and
Johnson. And this is why you need you really need to talk to your
parents about boundaries, because you will end up with a greasy ass. Y'all
have a good die. Yeah. The worst part about it is that's some
shit my mom would do. The man like bro. She does not respect
boundaries like at all. But for you to just grease somebody, ask them
like, all right, go try this out. See if you're still fresh
after you walk around Walmart. M h, that's a different level. They're
comfortable like she said, that was the greasiest feeling who at the time the
Walmart walk like, walk around for exactly forty minutes and thirty seconds. Let
me feel Brent said, the internet is a wild place. Yeah, but
that That's what that video reminded me, because I'm like, you really just
sat here and woke me up to like, mind got a squishy ball,
you know my but and I don't know what it is and just like part
of the curtain on me you think about and I just that's wild, Wi,
Bro, stop being that person. Parenthood is fucking disgusting. I really
just want to stress that ship because it's like if you're not cleaning up fucking
vomit and weird shit, like you're getting flash and happening to look and like,
Bro, I am not a licensed physician. Okay, I only play
one. I only play one on TV. I am. I am not
a licensed physician in any shape, form or fashion. I just I didn't
sign up for this, man. I signed up to provide food, shelter
advice. Medical advice is not on that list. I don't know. You
gotta put an asteris because as a parent, I'm like a physician, a
lawyer, you do it all. Definitely an accountant. Kenneth said, I
was asleep there was like mine, what's this? And I woke up to
him holding his stuff up. See I showed his tank A wild way to
be woken up this this is what they call the landing strip. That's a
while. But I'm just like the ship that we And of course because you
know people around tomorrow, you know, people are weird, but it's like
hanging out. It's not a people will overly sexualize everything, and it's this
ain't that weird kind of party. I just like, bro, you just
I just don't want to look at your butthole. That's wild. You know,
you got woke up to you because it's like, first of all the
three do you know how much money nurses and ship you know, put in,
especially if you're traveling nurse. There's a reason, there's a reason why
I am not in this profession. I am squeamish, and I don't like
a lot of shop. You don't gotta tell us the cat man across the
table. Now about the nurses, I keep a nurse on deck. Yeah,
with all of this money that I could be making, like I said,
especially traveling nurses, I'm just that's not my bad. Because I'm squeamish.
I can't even look at a certain pattern without getting goosebumps and feeling weird
and shit. So I can't look at no fucking wounds and holes and people
be doing the hand I can't do, Like, yeah, I can't.
It's a name for that shipcophobia with the host. But it's a lot.
It's not just it's not just the holes though, like literally like certain patterns
and shit like if it looks like it could be scales, if it's anything,
yes, yeah it looks weird. Trick stopped me from meting Honeycombs for
a while. Hey, Honeycombs the fire series with a few wants. You
don't need. You don't need to put sugar ounds now, Honeycombs last when
they start making stray Honeycombs, wrong with you Nash when they got fired or
on the third shut up on maybe I don't want to be that close you
know, said that does shut the dope ast nature of your relationship that maybe
we don't you know, I don't even know what I'll be doing. Bridges
like shut up one learning strip, so you're shut up. And yeah,
when he was talking about kind of sun, he wanted to make sure this
is the right spot, but I don't. You might gotta take yourself.
You have your later. That's wild. Her son is not that old bro.
That's why I said later, Man, you never know what you will
do with the knowledge that you get at like fifteen when you twenty three.
That's what I'm saying. But I mean, all I'm saying my good advice.
That's not bad advice. That's just a feel like looking down this trail
before my mom. Don't worry about world. But but it's like it's it's
just it's my turn out because my mom was the same way. My mom
had to you know, she was shining in the flash like through my ship.
She was my ob g y n at some point. This was I
was younger but looking at you. But because she she's a woman that was
used to womanly parts and womanly problems, I was, yeah, that was
that was when we first like discover like putting me on antibiotics and stuff for
getting on and I was young. I hadn't gone to you know, and
she looking she was like I know what that so she that's when she took
me in because I was nowhere near having sex. Shit, but um so,
I mean it happens. But shit, back in the day, they
used to look at everything because they had a fucking leaf for some the horse
liniment or some ship that's a lashed hose horse liniment. You remember that strong
ship that Granny used to have. She's the rubber on her joint, some
shit like ligament oil horse horse liniment. And that ship was strong, strong
that shit to make a dead man sneeze. Opened up all your poores,
brit said, Because time you over here fucking with the buttons. Yeah,
we noticed that it's really him this time, y'all. Yeah, you giving
nigga a pass and you find a way to suck it up anyway, Brit
said, put mine ass on time out for the remainder of that's how you
concert. That's what I'm just making sure you sound special. This nigga go
ahead and meet me talk. I wonder if he's still sucked up from yesterday.
I would make a lot of sense. Yeah, it's it's only on
that channels. What's up? I know you do that, huh. I
don't play with the effects. That's not what I bought it for. Or
Britt says, you sound like the wiz. You said that sound like Richard
Pryor. Damn he was the wizard, wasn't it. That's what made it
funny. I'm wonder how much of that had how much of that check spent
on cocaine as crazy. He tells you this stand up comedy. You're blowing
famous with the coke? Have it? Like? Shouldn't we hire you at
this point? Because like, I know what you're gonna do with this money?
Who cares they do with their money? They do their job? Well,
right, that's very true. You show up sober for all sixteen weeks.
You deserve cocaine. Who said you gotta show cocaine and FLI? But
that's just gonna anyway. You deserve it. You showing up sober all six
Who said you gotta be sober? You could be hired? You know the
cost of living and get out here and do your job perfectly. Have you
ever heard of a fucking attic? Functioning? You know, functioning functional?
We already here. I like to use the word functional, though, is
that not a word? It's not the right word, app functioning functional?
He worked? He got a job done right, go ahead, and uh,
most most crackheads had regular jobs before they're st James, Why you got
your boon? Doots? Looks? We played that when that was the one
when we talked about dude from Usher Tommy did that this week? Nah,
that photo is an old photo. Some of most of it is not your
far normally shows me. Wasn't that which one to go to next? And
the that's so good? I just don't that boondocks when that was when we
was talking about and McGruder told him, like, you know we're doing this
on the show, right if that's definitely fucking tone that Nigga's gonna exploit the
fuck out of your personal problems and turn into a two people. But yes,
what do you think most of my scripts is coming from? So we're
not telling anything anyone. You don't need to, Yeah, talking about some
example Bruno Mars, example, Rick James, and I said, example at
the weekend, I don't think you function you talking about change your name the
Taylor y'all just gave me name James Nigga you know, pause, bro,
I'm so fucking overous. Well, Um, Cardie B has spectacular fucking aim
while she was performing in Vegas. Um, I don't even know, like
can we call him a fan? At this point? That was a chick.
I don't know what it was, but a horrible wig, horrible wi.
I don't even think, I don't I don't even know if it was
a wig or if it was a quick weave, because that top was looking
real real. Yes, I ain't got my glasses. Remember how Remember when
Remember how Chucky hair looked, Remember how Chucky hair looked after he wasn't a
good guy down anymore, like once he had actually came back, you know
how? Yeah, it was same color and everything. Yeah, I got
a soda, you brit said, CARDI beats real, nigga real? Uh
did something good? Let's stop? That wasn't that wasn't like like that?
Wait, did summon good the person? Because she actually hit her with you?
Did summon good? I didn't realize card to be different. She looked
like a white woman, that did it? Hm? It wasn't no like
I said, that lady hit her in the face and not the body.
Um, she said, I've seen the different angle from the person next to
the lady who threw the ice. Yeah, we got that. And then
you're doing ice, bro, like ice is hard, nigger? But it
was. It was so crazy because when I saw it, I was like,
she reacted so quick and so accurately. And you one y'all know how
I feel about Mike. Sounds like when people fall with Mike someone tell me
talk you love to tell me good do somehow? I played again? Give
me I got you the sideways. Now you see my world. You gotta
be yelling at me. Shit ain't easy, thank you, sir. That
was what the left. Tell me talk did, tell me good somehow?
Daniel says, it's another angle. Sorry, Mike said what she asked for?
CARDI, look, you got had coming sense though, like you not
for throwing the ice at me and think that you rich? You ain't got
enough money to pay for a miss machine? That what you while? You
rat bitch, that's the fans. You asking undue, uncouth people to throw
water on you. What did you think was gonna happen? You put your
hand in your cup and just do this. That's that's what she thought.
No, but that ain't what happened. Again, Why would you ask people
to throw things at you? Nigga could have put anything in this cup.
He could have tingled, sprinkle. Now now, now where's the source saying
that Cardie asked them to throw it on her? Like they got the video
of her telling her that, telling the crowd that or what? I just
because I because I hadn't seen any of that. I saw somebody else say
it, but I haven't seen like any of the actual places that reported on
it there, like please give me because the main focus that I saw from
like all of the actual news outlets that reporter it was like it basically came
on the heels of because a lot of artists lately have been having shit thrown
at them while they've been on the stage, Like that's been a thing,
and I guess it's some kind of like TikTok challenge or some shit that people
are doing now where they're throwing shit at performers on stage viral, right.
I think the funniest part is the fact that like Cardi of all people,
because you know she would get on that like she would coming to crowd type
shit. But it's also because they don't know that her husband is always trying
to Superman punch people. He is always trying to jump off of shit and
punch people in the He just got he just did it again. It was
It was a clip on Twitter. He's in a strip club somewhere and the
DJ is on the mic like, hey, they're gonna upset, and two
seconds later he is Superman punching somebody, Like what's going on Motherfucker's don't watch
Russell like I do. Offset looked really at home when he was on the
top row when they brought them cos Yeah, but um kid, Cuddy Pink,
I don't know who Kelsey Ballerini is. Drake Steve Lacy, uh th
a whole braw set, said Drake. Damn. They're saying they've been throwing
the objects towards her at them during the mid performance. I feel like Rexa.
She was struck in the face while performing in New York back in June.
Crowdmember through his phone in the middle of a song and she was knocked
to the ground as a result. The phone split her eyebrow and required stitches.
How are you gonna get that back? What did you want her to
do with your phone? Like? Did you want to touss it on stage?
Her? Take it selfie? And didn't throw that motherfucker back in the
crowd? How you wouldn't might have not caught it because it said he was
hoping to interact in some way with Missus Prexa as the phone was returned,
and that it was never his intention to injure her, so he wanted to
throw the phone and then when you know who phone is this? Who is
mine? Get it back? Kiss and ended up splitting their ship. See
they should have whooped your eyes. Um. Ballerini was hit in the face
by an object during her shore during her show, and Pink reacted when a
fan threw a bag containing their dead mother's ashes on her stage out of Lebron
James. I don't go to concerts from because I have no issues. There's
a whole gang of people out here. What they did, folks in the
bag? Would that have been wrong? But if I'm on stage and you
throw in your mother's ashes upon the stage, I'm going to Lebron James the
remains knock the yes only yeah only tallums. They said I'm your favorite,
that you were her favorite artist. Let me tell you something. Let me
tell you why did you throw my pig? What did you expect me to
do with it? Take itselfe with this iron back? You want my numbers?
I can see you the picture on to it. Now you got a
real viral moment. You just watched the pod dial Lebron James, your mama.
This is definitely generational because up into a billion contents, ain't nobody throwing
shit right because you come from an area where they was stomping niggas out in
the middle of the crowd and the show kept going. I come from the
area where we enjoyed the show. Dina said, first of all, it's
Vegas. That motherucking water was fifteen dollars car to get somebody else to do
it. Speaking of water, okay, I said, it was a video
of that too, because I haven't seen it water yesterday? Did you take
it? I did not tell you. I didn't believe her. Why did
can I get a bottom? Un said these challenges, I have a challenge
walking. Look, let me be like ice cold. Go back to niggas
dumping ice on their body. I don't think when I first moved in the
house, my house was used for the ice bucket challenge multiple times in the
garage and in my back yard. So niggas definitely was. They was on
that trend. And I said, don't you fucking there. I'm just saying
that was what. But I'm cool with that. One is when we started
getting to the crate. Walking is when I knew niggas lost they ever lasting
mind because I did popped up on my timeline about this time two years ago.
Niggas was walking up crates. The crate videos were both cringey and entertaining
because a couple of them, I was like, bro, his spinest gone,
Yeah, I've said, I'm like bro, he laid out. You
know how whenever whenever a family got character get knocked out down, I said
that Nigga is a garner season after when or when they hit and it's like
they back, like it bends and then they bounce. Ye. I only
seen one person successfully do it, and it was a crackhead out of all
people. It makes us for the crack They gotta have a whole episode of
after the Create Walk. The results two years later, hospital hospital busins went
up. Now somebody cripple my patients. Somebody crippled the Create chand which they're
chronically crazing. She can benefit big business, capitalist America. That's the way
you want to So Rida is the batman of Create Walk. Cically, she
got crazed with her step. I am not. I am not an ambulance
chaser. You're terrible. You're worse of the lawyers. Don't call that's all
yo. The wilder lawyer one I've seen outside the office where it was like,
so you got denied for the BA. Give me a call, give
me right outside office. All I know is I saw David Gruber on TikTok
doing doing this. Yeah. I'm never calling dog for anything ever, Like
this is what you're doing. You're a revertable law firm. But he was
you out there like Jackson Mike like, na, what are you're doing getting
young man get paid? Yeah? Yeah, I mean, and it's like
it's nice because it's like, you know, I get it, this fun
culture. But it's like it's the same time he like, y'all got these
white people are looking so long. Its like he was just like, I
guess it's like that. It's like that's what we got. Hate you pointing
at it selfish you don't know, and I do. I really really really
look at all of the ship that people are, you know, being famous
and recognized for it, and I'm like, I get on you a lot,
but I feel like it's the same way, like I feel like there
anybody in this like we could be famous for ship and we just ain't.
I don't know why I'm not pushing it right, We're never not because it's
like, okay, so the um you really going to be the one to
get famous out of all of us. Oh yeah, but for me,
I now I know for myself, like mar marketing is a terrible, terrible
I don't. I have commitment issues, so committing to marketing myself, it's
like, bro, I don't feel like going through all of that because I
don't like to feel like I'm bugging people are like begging people to interact with
my ship. It is, but it is, But I'm not like a
buggaboo type person. W's like, hey listener, because I'm like, if
you ain't working with it, you ain't working with it. And I think
it comes from me not liking to be badger myself. That's the problem with
marketing. That's why you're supposed to hire a marketing team, so you don't
hire somebody that don't mind being annoying. Got it, Yeah, because because
for me it was like I used to get mad because I used to work
for the TCF bank inside of thirty fifth in North that pick and Safe right
there, and they used to like when you work in the grocery store banks,
part of the job, like you have to meet sales quotas, like
for opening bank accounts, so they designate times in a day for you to
go out into the grocery store and hound people to open fucking bank accounts.
I'm like, bro, I don't remember that. Yeah they do that.
Do they do it on the phones now too? Yeah? So we we
had a we had a quota for Nile sales. And it's like for me,
even having the store, that was a lot easier just because of how
my word plays. So with my only fans in the store, it was
more so my word play doing the selling. It wasn't me actually going to
people like, hey, how do you feel about sex toys and blah blah
blah blah blah. That's why I'm like doing like passion parties and shit like
trying to sell other people's merchandise. That's never been my thing because I'm not
I'm not a salesman. That's not something that I want to do. I
want you to know what the fuck you want when you come to me,
and then I say here, I got it, you can have it,
and we have this transaction. Thought about having someone like you, you wholesale
to somebody and they go out and do the parties in your name and you
just cut them a percentage. No, Um, I really don't like manage
and ship, to be honest. I also felt like that a part of
good sales is like also having a hook and being good at what your hook
is, Like, well most people good now, dad, as though,
like when you're good, it's the hook, Like because once you got a
motherfucker, it's really easy to selling because you already got me. It's like
it's like video games. We play this shit, so it doesn't matter kind
of what the fuck you put in here, you already gotten because I play
video games. I'm a game, so I'm gonna buy this ship regardless.
See, And that's how I feel like we're my only fans. It's like,
you know, if you're a freaky ass nigger, so absolutely so all
I have to do with Like if I put together this a little fifteen to
thirty second trailer and ship to draw you, I'm already marketing to people that's
already freaky, is fo. This is just them saying damn, I like
what I'm saying, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go subscribe. It's not
me actually coming to you and saying well all right, it's like me or
like the strippers, like you want to take me for my show, Like
you know, I hate to push the stripper. Yeah, and I don't
you saw down. I am not the pushy salesman. Like I feel like,
if you know that I have this product, then you're interested, you'll
come to me. And when you come to me, then we can chop
it up. But I don't want to go out of my way to try
to sell you on why you should come here, why you should buy from
me, Like that's just so that's you know, I mean, I don't
even do that with the pot. When do y'all see me advertise a pot
on Sundays before I'm about to record? And I tagged the people that already
listened, everybody that's tagged in these posts. I don't spam people to listen
to the pod. I tagged the people that I'm like, okay, I
see them in the comments. I'll make sure that I add them. I've
seen them share before. I'll make sure that I add them. I don't
just blindly spam motherfucker's on my friends list for my pod or for my store.
I just I don't like that. I feel like it's also about what
you want to accomplish with whatever it is that you're doing so like, if
your goal is to be famous, center of attention, or whatever the fuck
it is that you're looking for, that's how much you're gonna put into something
like Because I feel like Keeter Rose says a lot of the shit that I've
set to y'all all the time. But where is she? She just said,
TikTok and do it? She like, you know, she's all over
the place, she's torn shed. They'll be here. I think we were
talking. We were talking about going in October. We were talking about going
like as a group. Um, you know, she's on TV and doing
a little shit because that's that's how she marketed herself, and I know she
wanted to do so her doing that shit on social media, she was like,
I need to be everywhere because this is what I wanted to do.
So I do. I look at a lot of people that do or say
the exact same shit that I've been telling y'all for years, and they're famous
for it because that's how they they pushed themselves to be that way. And
I'll just be like, Ama, just tell y'all, I'm gonna leave it
alone. I think you'll get like accidentally faining so I don't know what it's
gonna be though, but we're gonna get a post that's gonna go absolutely oh
but yeah, I mean I'm gonna have one though with what he's saying as
far as it's really just at the end of the day, what is your
what's the adventage? What what what's the goal? What's the main see?
And and I think this is the thing, right, Like even with the
podcast, like look at other pods where they do like they do events all
of the time. They always advertising. Look at Perfect example, look at
Rudy. He targets like getting celebrity interviews and all of this kind of stuff
and like really getting out there, and it's like me with me starting to
pot it was mainly just diary. Yeah, this this is my digital diary,
like my safe space. I never really looked at it as something that
I plan to just you know, be out here and glove should I was
surprisedly, like when Tones started getting like the stats for the shows and ship
and looking like damn, it's actually people out of the country that'd be fucking
tuning in and shit like yeah, which is weird because you know what,
well, if they are if they have if they have, they're definitely sneaking
and listening because women ain't got no rights over there, and ship they probably
yeah, they probably got a bitch with pink hair plastered with the big you
know, they little and look and look because the motherfucker's strict over there.
So I don't want to be the cause that motherfucker's over there getting beheaded.
So if anytime you're feeling danger listening to this ship, cut at the fuck
off. I don't want that on my conscious nigger because I was telling might
be let's be listening to Pigee Shinky Baby so much. But yeah, absolutely,
But like now, I guess I feel I feel comfortable, Like where
I am. I gotta hear that one child hell freaking you know I'm freaky.
I am too freaky. So while we're on the topic of a podcast,
you want to show that up. I am too freaky one. I
sent you on Instagram the White Lady so freaky. I am my afro DG.
Yet whenever I videos mocking male podcasts, they are fucking hilarious. Now
her videos I like her videos to like anyway, I didn't there's a lot
of us y'all be doing shit y'all be doing the most with the lease.
That's because it's always I actually asked me to talk about you know why you
single, dude? You gotta bitch my nigga, Like, why are you
out here giving our relationship advice? Cool? My babies get here to eat
them all. When I say my niece racking the motherfucking doritos, I didn't
know what that mean. Doritos in the box. But my kids are well.
Man. Still, girl is young enough to be my daughter, but
treats me like my mom. You can't pay for her meals because you're not
a sim She can't pay for her meal because that's alpha behavior. So your
only option is to rob the restaurant on at gunpoint. I don't go to
the gym because that causes sweating, and sweating is essentially your poor's crying,
and crying is a sign of weakness. When I see women on the street,
I flee in the other direction because the fact that she would walk towards
me is a sign that she's trying to assert dominance, and that's emasculating.
I got that dog in me, right, so I walk on all fours.
I'm never vertical. If she makes more money than you. She should
be burned at the stake for witchcraft. She questions your authority as a man.
You should be allowed to accuse her of domestic terrorism. I wear capes
and long flowing robes around other men so that way when they try to sert
dominance over me, I can spread my makeshift wings and make myself look bigger
and more threatening. I'm mad that she was all point no, no,
no, no, But I see a lot of that bullshit on the internet.
It was that we just gotta robbed a restaurant at gunpoint. I rob
Hey, my niggas said, well, I don't want to play, and
you can't pack. I don't. We just gotta ride. We just got
here. Where would you like when you so yesterday when I went to score,
you got cheetos. Barbeca is cool? Man, Let me get the
barbecue please, huh barbecane? So y afterday, I wouldn't pick up water.
Now I was gonna bring it to this video off, but niggas like
the nigg I love him to the car. I don't speaking of niggas like
the nigg This brings us to our next video. Let Miss Danny g German
her last name. This sounds like bullshit. Well that's her last name,
German, Danny G. German. Just see, you'll see you saw this,
all right, this is nasty wark, Yes, you'll see in the
moment. Yeah, a dressed with him nicely and warring too. She was
lately like birds that lately. I've been doing this though in Danny's defense,
Okay, she's been Danny G. German her whole life. She clearly is
older than social media. Okay. And then one day after Dandy Danny GI
German her entire life, this thing called social media comes out and she's like,
oh, I gotta make a handle, Oh ge use my name,
and she munched it all together and you see what we see here. But
in her mind she still saw Danny G. German. She don't see what
we all see see that. She didn't all life, that's all. That's
the only way she can see it. You know, she didn't know that
her name much together sound like a racist describing a black dude, you know
who's seeing the store, the nigger man. She didn't know. I think
she deserves a pass here. She can't she can't lift this down like now,
the rest of her life. She's gonna you're gonna see it time she
signs her check. Right, definitely put Danielle yeamn right, can we get
some underscores and something right? This is this is why periods underscores are used.
That is why the nigger man, because that was definitely what I saw
if I said, the nigger man, what the fuck is this? Right
when they said, oh, Danny, I explained that to your boss,
like if they go to search like your social media, that's my name,
so you're handling that's that's my name, Bob, that's Danny d But this
right here says dun nigger man, because you know white people with duh yes,
that is really on the podgraph. I was just want to say,
like everybody fucking needs ships up weips this weekend. Okay, we really did,
because you know, I wouldn't normally be doing people hard as weekend.
They don't wait it man, So serena the eight wings and chips this weekend.
I'm out here and I'm gonna watch y'all too. I had rib tips
on Thursday when I around the nigga man. It was because I was sitting
in the other I was sitting over there in the other room, where everybody's
over here watching the fight. If my tae came down and he walked back
fucking wings up, I was like, who he's like Serena. He was
like I like that, he's like doing them more. Fucker's crazy yesterday.
Oh yeah, absolutely, that's that. That's that. That's definitely its bro.
But um, it's funny because the topic of the show, like the
main topic was um with niggas not being able to take no foreign answer,
and it's fucked up because of like, you know how I started the show
and you know you nigga. No no, there is a a video,
so bro um do with the Maroons water yea, not the player at all.
I feel like I'm gonna have to share this video at least once on
a daily basis, holding up hal of notes. I want to say,
I can't go for that. I can't go. That is actually one of
my favorite and did not know it was there passing a cup? Do you
never? What are you doing? What you said good morning? I say
good morning to everybody. Hold you some type of hole? Now? Seriously,
all right, what about last week when you said my call outs won't
oh yeah, because I didn't want your battery to die. I thought that
meant you wanted to go to the car and suck my Has this ever happened
to you? Mixed emotions, different signals that you thought that she wanted you.
Well, guess what, Bud, I have a solution for you.
She don't want to you, nigga, She don't want to you, you
little dick musty ass broadcast. Nigga. I feel like I have to share
this today every day. That needs to be a button. Yes, just
cut off tyler creative part and then boom the button. That's crazy, what
you mean cut off his part? It's his part that we need, like,
cut off the just only take his part. Yeah, she don't want
to fuck you must Yeah. They don't know how their ego. Their mama
never told them know, so they think that all women's supposed to give them
what they want. I'm sad but true. I've I've definitely said several times,
huh another shit, Damn, we're gonna suck the box up. That's
all right. I got playing Cheetos and I eat playing Cheetos. Don't ain't
ever gonna be left the girls sucking playing cheetos up? About fritos, playing
Fritos um, now you give me some hot sauce, I'll fuck some freedoms
up. Okay, gonna sandwich seat me and I eat it. And I
eat them because I keep them little Ricos cheese cups at the crib. Why
that's the brand Ricos? A little can we just pop up. It's not
even a can like they have. They do have cans, but the ones
I get, it's like a four or six pack. So it's like the
little peel. You peel the top back, put it in the microwave for
like thirty seconds. I put a little bit paper top. Yeah, cups
like that. Yeah, what I was saying, that's why I actually,
what's the pop top? Because that's that's what I use when I um,
when I make pasties at home, I keep cheese cups to put on my
past But since you like a kind of story of cheese, sauce and dip,
have you had them? Dorit? Those things? I see them at
the grocery start all the time. I don't know what it is. I
think it's cheese, and I think one it's like a right sauce or some
shit like. Now it's like it's kind of like what you're talking about.
Dorito cuprido product you know what fuck it want? When we bring the Death
Press show back, we're talking about conversations of driving. I put in dorito
dip, bring up like actual like taco salad type. He looked like he
never recovered from after. He's still trying to recover everybody. People, the
whole show people and with rito spicy not your flavored? Did people on since
Thursday? Y'all? You you have been because you had a whole thing before
we did our thing on Saturday, and then you have a thing this morning
that I couldn't make it. I called, Are you talking about like a
jar? Like how to tostito should be? Or like this little cup here?
Could you support? Okay? Could see that cause see that got this
too. Couldn't make it, but I couldn't drive. No, no,
not the jar stuff in the red box speed. Yeah that's so I don't
know existing until right now. Vibes called spicy. Yeah, the dude that
come in and delivered the chip. See, I'll be making friends with the
odd niggas that work in the grocery store, like to do that? Come
in the chip vendor, come in, you speak all the new ship like
I guess. I guess Cheeto, Like you know how we get like the
big bag of flame of hot puffs. Yeah, so apparently Cheeto now makes
a ghost pepper pupp Yeah, we don't be like a summer thing for like
ghost pepper, because Wendy's got a whole ghost pepper That ghost pepper ranch as
good as I got it for. They change what they want to make the
targets flavor so they can replenish whatever the other stuff is. Those ghost pepper
fries are real life. Hopps is doing them ghost pepper wings, and I
just started seeing ghost pepper pop everything. They real life hot fries, and
he kept hot fries. They just fried. They taste just like the hot
fries. You know what, For Wendy, those ghost pepper fries, they
got mad because you know they always they got to change them in your around.
I am so mad that they didn't make those garlic fries a permanent menu
item. I yes, they were garlic with Contact Corporate make y'all like they
was fucking make you some homemade garlic butter. I do that anyway because that's
what I like. That's what I caught my media like when I made that
that prii Ros April a little bit holiday in April, Easter, it depending
on when it fall cooky March. Yeah. But and I was so happy
because like because like during that time, Yeah, yeah, it really looked
different, like I was, because when it go by some equinite whatever,
because they really don't know when Jesus got about that moment because it because it
doesn't it doesn't go by oh well, it's such a such Sunday of the
month. It goes by something with the is it like the it's it's actually
the kickoff. The kickoff is um fat Tuesday in the countdown to easters from
fat Tuesday. I would right to have whoever job or this is just make
up shit that we care about, you don't, let's not a job.
White folks will do it on their own. There's they get paid for it.
There's a holiday every day if you really went by what white folks do.
Today was National Friendship Day. Most of you niggas not friends though many
right, it's the first Sunday following the first full moon after the spring.
That means therefore it can fall on any Sunday between March twenty second and April
twenty five, which means it ain't got ship to do with Jesus. So
so so does that? So is that moon actually scheduled around Lent? And
because it's usually after Lent, whoever Lent is because these things that helped him
narrow down, these are the only Lent I know about in my pockets.
I never really followed these. I just know a certain time. And you're
on Facebook, a lot of motheruckers say, yeah, I'm giving up fishing,
pussy, I'm giving up this. And you know, when you're gonna
give up being a fu nigga, push them niggas where like you for yo,
yesterday's price, it's not two days Rice especially, you know, speaking
of that, I was watching Seinfeld the other day. I wasn't really watching
it because I was like, in a minute, was Abo, Yeah,
Yeah, I was just it was it was on. It was on because
you know, I watched SmackDown on Fridays, so the TV was, you
know, still on channel six. So while I was getting ready to um
to leave, Seinfeld was on. And it's funny because it was an episode
where apparently he had a mate and yeah, and so he had this maid
and Kramer came to the door and he asked him. He was like,
oh, you know, where's her name? Maria something I don't know and
he was like, uh, you know where she at? Like because the
house was a mess. He was like, oh, you know, she
just ain't got around. She ain't got around to it yet. So the
maid comes out of the bedroom and she got money in her hand and she
gives Seinfeld a kiss on the mouth and it's basically like you know, I'll
see you later, and she leaves out the door. She didn't clean ship,
so he could be looking around. He looking at all the ship like
man, right, He was like, what did I just pay for?
So Cranmer looked at him and he was like, oh, you're a john.
So then they ended up in a little diner and shit. So you
know, George come in and he was like, yeah, I think that
I'm you know, I'm paying my maid to clean up. He was like,
but we just like having sex, like she not even cleaning nothing.
He was like, so I don't even want to know what I'm paying for
now. George was like, well, how much you're paying her? He
was like forty dollars and I started cracking up. So he was like,
well, I'm paying sixty and she don't even do laundry and I ain't getting
nothing. But the fact that it was forty dollars is the part that was
so funny to me, because I'm like, dude, how long ago with
Seinfield, So forty dollars is the magic number for paying for pussy back then?
There it is, it's gonna cost a living increase or anything going on
there there? It is who is doing how was w toos? They're getting
chipped, they're not claiming it. They're not claiming it. They're independent contractors,
bro. They gotta get independent contract where we still claim it. It's
just they're not claiming that. If it's over five thousand dollars, I'm an
independent contractor now and I gotta start claiming minds, you're independent woman, don't
number if Look if they are not paying more than six hundred dollars for them
to like claim it on their ship, damn, you probably ain't gotta worry
about it. You are aware that talking about you. Okay, I'm just
talking about period because we were talking about independent contractor work. But yeah,
if they're not paying a person, you know, at least six hundred dollars
for them, they'll be like, oh no, Dicky, I want this
as a write off. You finn't take this motherfucking just task more. Then
they probably just they get away with it. I mean, the overnight states
can't be cheap because like people that are paying for like braids and you know
shit like that. It's like me if I'm paying for wigs and shit form
my only fans and I'm using it as a write off, Like I'm like,
all right, well, I'm not pay such such a money. Yesterday
was a right off. Yesterday was a write off. Yep, write everything
off, right off the liquor, the space, every fucking thing down to
the goddamn napkin snier. Yep. You gotta pay dj services yep. Right.
I mean I didn't actually pay him, he had just I know.
I'm just saying it's a point charging how much DJA costs about one forty an
hourst there we go, just say, just say you paid them five hundred
and fifty dollars to stay under that six hundred dollars threshold where you ain't got
to pay you being's supposed to see him no tax for him. We are
not telling you how to cheat the government, But were you telling you how
the government cheats. Yes, I got a video on that too. I
got a video on that too. Um taxes and ship. Speaking of taxes,
so y'all know our sales taxes going up to seven point nine percent.
Oh my brother, this is not Vega. Shit is eight point three percent.
We've been to be seven point nine nis trying to pay for the Republican
Convention. So it did, so there was some of that money. But
to go back to the school systems, they won't know. They need to
prove marijuana first. That's how we saved the school system. I don't understand
why they won't. Just fucking everybody else around us can smoke weed. It's
like we're the We're the cousin that over buy our bad cousin house and we
can't do nothing they do. We just watch. You gotta sit on the
couch. You saw these hick motherfuckers. They just don't want shit that make
black people. But that's because America's ours. But curgy part is Wisconsin,
which is farmland country, could make tons of money just cutting down half day
fields grow marijuana. But it's not that easy. But it's not that easy
because you gotta re change. Yeah, but still into our greenhouses? How
high? An't that what they used to call it back in the day,
whacking back? But yeah, so City Milwaukee Common Council, so they approved
of two percent increasing the count. Were raising it too, so they almost
Nike already raised on prices. Can we not do it in the state?
I listen, can we get least a tax free day like Texas do?
Then let's move in Texas. Is wild because they are actually now, um
they just passed something to charge people because you know, they make money off
the taxis from gasoline and ship So now they're like, oh, you got
an electric car, you got to pay us two hundred dollars a month or
is it a year? No, I think it's two hundred dollars a year,
but it's four it's four hundred dollars for the first sharing dan two hundred
dollars a year after that. Um, So anybody that owns like a Tesla
or any type of electric vehicle, because now they want to try to recoup
that money from people that aren't buying games two hundred dollars a year compared to
what you really are paying in gas. Sometimes you can pay two hundred dollars
a month for gas alone. It's just the principle I bought their cars to
save money on gas, not to pay you for for the fact that I'm
saving money. It's like like, like, bro, you were punishing me
if you're doing better for the fucking environment, which is weird because they usually
give you tax credits for having electric vehicles and ship so any type of like
energy saving windows and improvements and stuff like that, solar panels and shit.
They usually give you fucking tax credits for doing better for the environment. But
Texas is fucking Texas. You know, we get Florida a lot of shit,
but Texas is fucked up too. You know, they're very fucked up.
They just low key with it. Yeah they Um, they're so big.
We we just we don't even say it's Texas. That's fun that we
blame the city itself. So te so Florida. Um. And they are
now talking about yeah, they're now talking about cocaine. Sharks. Don't see
that. I'm the one who bringing up the fuck is wrong with you?
It's to fall up to cocaine. I am honestly surprised that this wasn't,
you know, bigger than the fucking bear because of when you look at how
much they transport and have to dump that shit. But you gotta remember a
lot of the sharks wasn't coming back close to Inland at first, so I
guess because dumping it later. Now, you nigga, nigga sat through Jaws.
You nigga sat through Megaladon. I can't watch it because I know that
it's like because bro, if I see a giant squid or some shit across
my screen, you niggas watch Finding Me, which is a great movie by
Whoa. But we're gonna watch Cocaine. But here's the thing. I'm skipping
cocaine Sharks and I'm going straight to cocaine organ seeing you why, bro,
everybody black ace energy on cocaine. You know what's crazy? That out to
h to Terrence Bud Crawford, because that's what it was last night he beat
the brakes off. And have you seen the new air forces that they're coming
out with. No, so these new black air resta ones are waterproof now,
so now niggas cannot only kill in their shoes and wipe it off.
But like when yeah, yeah, like you gotta see the shoot though it
kind of looked like but um. Thinking of like as far as like cocaine
being dumped in the ocean is very scary because it's like, bro, everything
that's like in the ocean, it's on cocaine. It's already like trippy down
there. Bro, And now you got you got bio luminescence with cocaine mix
in with it. See, this is where down there going crazy. This
is where America is really making that mistake. Should they keep looking for aliens
in the sky. The aliens are not in the sky. Trust me.
We've looked at every inch of the fucking galaxy that they will allow us to
see and ship up there. But what the fuck is below us? An't
need to stay down that's where the aliens. We are there. We're gonna
look around and find the lost lost. Now, I was just so pretty
much no so so remember him Aquaman? Remember Aquaman too, when they was
down in the trench and shit when he had to get all the way down
there that yeah, to get to his mom's and ship that little Yeah.
I feel like these niggas, these movies is not fucking lying to us.
This ain't motherfuckers just being creative and coming up with some ship because they high
off week. This is some ship that niggas know about, and was like,
you know what, let's throw it in the movie and let's we're basically
gonna do what did they call that shit? Um A focus group? We
basically us people that are going and viewing these movies and shit giving reviews on
Rotten Tomatoes. We are the focus group for the ship that's really in the
ocean. Yes, like, you know what, I don't know what they're
getting us ready for, but they're get us ready for some I ain't gonna
be here for it. Look, let me tell you something. Don't hit
my reset button. Everybody is always talking about, you know what, suicide
is a sin and blah blah blah blah blah. Let me tell you something.
All right, there's truly a guy and he don't want us committing suicide.
Anything that is in the ocean leave it there, all right. If
it's any aliens and shit that don't look like humans, they're just a different
color. And you come down here and they got like tentacles and shit.
Just no, I'm sending to myself home because I'm not dealing with it.
I'm too no, bro, Like I am putting my brains on the wall
before I let a motherfucker with tentacles just crawl up on me and stick as
dick in my chest, because I feel like that's what happens. No,
they go through it. They go through your mouth. Now they don't want
to damage the body. That's a lie because they come out through your chest
and Aliens that's it. Since then they just go straight down your mouth.
No, I refuse to watch it. I can't watch Aliens. And it's
not even because of the big alien. It's the part you can't dead.
Yeah, when you get the ship crawling out your ass and flip you inside.
Watch the Prometheus. Old girl is in the thing and it's literally she's
literally birth from an alien baby see myself a section and everything. Yeah.
See My thing is I can't deal with the little crab with the tail that
looked like a hand that lats you onto their face and ship. Yeah,
that's what I can't do it. I'm not the alien with the you know,
I know I went to school with Nigga's with head shaped like that.
Fuck that ain't really you know that ain't there ain't no, there ain't no
problem. There ain't no problem. It's the motherfucker that latch onto the face
that just skid that ship. Yeah, so that's a real way to get
pregnant. Do you think every time Jesus like showed up to the office,
somebody just be like, yo, you ready to make you come back?
Like now, I was down there once. I going back with him again.
You see what happened the last time I went down there was actually motherfucker's
hugged me off a big ass wood and tea. Yeah, and you motherfucker's
let it happen. We play that on the pod, that cartoon that I
found. Yeah. Yeah, when he was like, uh, what you
do when uh? You know, when he came back, he was like,
oh, you know he like chocolate. It was like chocolate. It's
like, yeah, you know, whenever he come back, he was like
you keep coming back? And I was like, yeah, we just you
know, give him chocolate and he whatever. Whatever. What did y'all do
when he came, Nigga said, because he knew. But yeah, I'm
the whole aliens things. It's like they said, Niggas is not reacting to
it. They do not care because we have known about aliens for a long
as tign so nigga's talking about it now. It's like, bro, all
of the fucking trauma and tragedy that we have had to endure, we do
not give a fuck about, right, Oh God, not scared anymore?
No. And and the funny part is, I think when you have you
know, certain movies and ship because then when they started moving towards Aliens,
is stopped being less predator and you know Aliens and more into the Guardians of
the Galaxy ship. And it's like niggas is like, shit, I fuck
a green bitch like a more. They don't care. They don't care.
I'll check down. Hey, that purple bitch that Peter had the first one
when it first stowed up, so like she ain't gonna bron that t shirt
Alien Titties was kind of pretty cool too, Really, word to hit the
earth and take over or at least try to st get it. Who's our
savior? Like, who's who's our superhero? Ain't Batman Batman property off of
them? Let's called him here? Okay, Like pick our action? Start?
Who who do you think was? Who? You got your money?
Yet? We picking actions? I'm going with Chuck Norris he Oh don't matter
man not even Will Smith, who defeated the Aliens here the only action start
I got that under his belt. When you think about it, see what's
a goal? Name another name another action hero that defeated Then these ain't far
no fucking aliens. I am grouped. I mean, if that's the case,
I don't count man. I mean, if that's the case, we
can go with Chris Hemsworth. He was out here knocking alien's heads between the
fucking washer and dryer, and he actually got muscles and shitting still in his
pind. He should killed when he should have killed tho. He killed down
on the day and counter. But he didn't realize that that nigga was that
durable. To be honest, you know, you gotta admit a big ass
axe to the chest is gonna take the average nigga album. So you thought
a nigga six times your size and you already a big nigga because it was
a special axe nigga that wasn't no normal ass. He went and got this
bro. At this point, he could have claimed that it was a manufacturer
defect, because this nigga went and got this brand new axe and he branded
it the Thanos Killing time when the nigga asked them what kind of weapon?
So he thought when he showed up with this axe that it was all business,
all right. So he thought that this motherfucker when he shot it,
because he just got this brand new ass and then you got it made by
nigga to Haiti, So you think he gonna put some extra, some extra
killing power in it, right, Sorry, what you're saying this story lacks
common sense? No, but he does. No. You want to know
why thory lacks common sense because you know, the entire the entire point of
the mission is to stop this nigga from getting what infinity stones? Infinity stones
that go in what a gauntlet? What is the gauntlet? A big ass
glove that essentially goes on your motherfucking hand. So if you pull up with
the smart one, is his cut, folks hand off? Because he had
to do you try to be all dramatic and yeah, this is for my
brother, and you kill my black best friend hand dog fuck the bog frost
and he stabbed him in a chest. And then he didn't stab him in
a chest, He shot it. And what did he do? He did
with most people are taught to do Gopher Center masks because that is the largest
target that you have. Wabb That's like you, I have a way better
chance of hitting you in the chest with something than I do hitting you with
your arm out because it's a bigger target. You know what happened that hit
him in the chest. He poured him in close to whisper show and he
snapped his fingers off, super motherfucker. It was already stuck in his chest,
found in He couldn't just pull it out, look because at the time,
they just taken me to pull it out the mother and be like and
snap anybody. So anyway, I felt like this nigga thought that when he
hit him in the chest, he was just gonna drop but than a little
bit more durable, and he thought it was the planet tighten everybody. It
don't better. Everybody underestimated him. Look how he shred Hawk. They didn't
know Hawk was gonna get his ass. Fop like that did that. He
did catch two pieces of biscuit quick. He had, he had the powers.
But I'm but I'm saying Hulk thought that it was sweet and he was
just gonna put the pauls on than us because they didn't realize how durable than
really who hawk ass? Well that was lowkey loyas. Yeah, that's that's
that's we have a hulk. You don't. He's got an ass. Boys.
Shit, look, his whole argument would not exist if Peter just wasn't
a bitch ass nigga. And let us get no matter what, it boils
down to being Peter's fun. And then as you see what we got to
the next Avengers usually gonna cut my nigga head off in the middle of him
making breakfast, bro them grits was probably gonna be fired. You gotta room
of the last word he heard from this nigga was you should have went for
the head. But Bro gritz could make a big difference, Bro, breakfast
the champions, man, we might end up going around too. Let's get
let's get this shit over with him. The gritz they could have been powered
grips. You could have put some protein powder in it. And now got
gris with the butter and the sugar and tell you consideration. They and he
had likes some intergalactic fruit to go with the breakfast, bro squeeze orange juice.
And when you look at it, like how big his hand is.
And he made that motherfucker look like a little mango. But I'm like,
brother had to be like the size of a watermelon because that was biggest fuck.
Bro. Then you killed me during breakfast, Bro, like these tangerines
is probably gonna be fired. That nigga five years, little little fruit basket
ready fresh squeeze, orange juice, intergalactic grits, space butter. That's like
rods. When he said that, he was like, Oh, that's cute.
Than has got a retirement playing that nigga got retired. Man, he
didn't even getta last meal. Bro. At least when you're on death row,
they let you eat verse. Man. That was not the same thing
with that nigga. Snap, he regret the decision he made. He went
to go live on the farm. Yeah, but I also feel like on
top of them really really just hoeing the hope. I feel like we really
should have got that what if scenario like bro Vision got hold, but he
ain't just cut through that nigga. What the fuckings don't he died twice because
that ship was funny on the on the what if the nigga came back,
then it was the zoo and then nigga slipped. He split that nigga in
too so quick, I might see, But did you notice that if Dinos
kicks it with black Polks, he's completely chill because he's not in the same
And what if he ended up being friends with the Black Panther and he was
like, yeah, we talked about my decision. It wouldn't make sense.
All ride with them now, whole war avoided. I sat down and that
whatever you thought you was gonna do with the Illuminati, don't, don't do
it. They did already because when I say she killed all six of these
motherfuckers in less than thirty seconds, like a hot life through butterfl like she
black Boat Black Black Boats was real fucked up because like you could just see
it ships flat. But it's the fact that he It wasn't that he was
getting ready to yell. He was shocked that his mouth got taped up.
He was like what the fuck and didn't realize, like, bro, your
whole voice came back and his head shrunk like Mellan. Their Captain Marble was
trash. Absolutely, they will make up the black one week like that.
She was trash and she didn't do the suit no justice Captain britten as Nah,
it's the fact that she really fucked up Professor X. He deserved it
in his head, Yeah, because he got a whole mutant locked up in
the fucking school and making them be the Danger Room. Did you know that
the Danger Room was actually a mutant that's being locked up and being forced to
do these simulations for the teenage kids that he hand picked to go out here
and fux him Kim. When you really think about it, most of the
superheroes are not really superheroes. Like Professor X is a child groomer and a
pedophile. I'm saying it. I'm standing on it. I kind of gotta
agree with him on man. I don't know about the pedophile though. He
is praying on these young children's and he has lustfully, he has lustfully looked
at Jean Gray in a way that no grown man should look at a child.
And he thinks because he in a fucking wheelchair that we're not going to
say nothing, kind of like miners, and he like head put on this
this tight leather. Yeah, he does, got him in a lot of
like, bro, you ain't had like no sweatsuits or not. And then
as you see how we feel about Batman, So who is what does magneto.
Magneto is a black nigga who just wants us to be left to fuck
alone in our own little space, right, he really just want to go.
Yeah, I've oblong like doctor Mr Johnson, that's what. He's a
woke mutant. Yeah, because the muting outcasts, they're outcast and they're grown
like, oh the society. He doesn't like you, you don't like them,
Come roll with me. That's all. Well kind of depends on which
storyline you following, which was when you look at like the whole, like
the Jennifer Lawrence one, she was still a kid and she was thrown at
that Magneto. Yeah, she was throwing that man because she also shaped ship
to a grown ass woman if she wanted to. I know, they don't
make it better. It don't make it better, but it's just it's just
like it's just like the young House with the fake ID. They shape shifting
the sales to be grown. But no, because no, but because she
was in the bed and he no, she was in she was in the
bed as uh rebect and he told her like, no, I want to
see the real you. And then so he wanted to see her, which
was the real herd, which was a teenager with blue tts out, That's
why. But it was the fact that you were muting. He just wanted
to see the mutin you. He didn't want to see the human you because
he didn't like the mother like us. Yeah, but the mutin her at
the time was in the bed teenager with blue tits out. So both of
these niggas is creeps. He ain't had a woman. They both creeps.
But professor is horrible, right that man is beating up homeless people and expensive
pajama So I have a question. So Tommy recommended a spot that we all
have to try for food because I definitely want to try this chicken skin nigga
like, because I don't even need to just give me the skin her up
because it's Asian ricin. Um we put the menu up, didn't we?
We should? We should have Asian reaking food for a summers song next tweet,
because we should not records on Saturday. We're taking the rest of the
year just right. Asian reaking foods okay, because I remember them being closed
on Sundays because I was like, well, we can't do it on pid
days because they're not open on Sundays. On Saturday, Hey, we get
some food on Saturday. Get on stay. But I don't see it had
to finesse My had to had to Finesse shout out to all season mobile bartender
that wasn't my bartenders where last night? Oh yeah, definitely shot them out.
But all I said it was good to pitch the ball ten. Okay,
it's Loomis run into National the once ay thirty three twenty two West Loomis,
but then Loomis and Southside for sure passing Yeah no, but then says
thirty three hundred was linked. So I don't know if I'm looking at the
thirty three week okay two, maybe the menu say page and available. Oh
I'm not signed in HM. I really want some some Puerto Rican rice.
Okay. I always hear about how good it is, and I was able
to. I don't know if um it's funny because you got the Asian Rican
food. But the place that I tried was called a Mexic berriqua um MEXI.
Yeah, that is on the corner of seventy six and Bradley. Um.
Yep, it's that gas station on the corner of seventy six and Bradley.
The restaurant is on the corner of the gas station. Yeah. So
it was, um right across some color bomb the tattoo spot right there.
Um, they U have Puerto Rican rights and stuff, but I had theirs.
And it's like the rice wasn't nasty, but based off of what I
have seen about rice, that wasn't no Puerto Rican rice. It didn't had
no meat in there. I don't think I've had Puerto Rican rice here.
And I'm like, part of you know the rice, your pigeon pie girl,
your meat, um, you know, green olives and stuff. And
it's like either they didn't scoop around it, you know, scoop no meat
in my ship, or they just so I'm like, I didn't know I
didn't have any meat in mind. So I want to try some real authentic
Puerto Rican rice. Uh, make it were it's the hour hour? Oh
they open until Saturday. I mean here seven on Saturdays. Right. That's
why I was suggesting we go on Saturday, since I knew at least the
three of us meet you and Tone would be together because when you watching wrest
On. Yeah, but um, I definitely want to to do that.
But now the Lote is so good, like it's really and it's only it's
only four books. They give you nice siskin you definitely get before. No,
well I just did. But like I said, I don't feel like
that counts. I feel like that was like just some shit there was.
It's like going to Taco Bill and thinking that it's really finished. You know,
I went to school on the South Side. That's me. Shrimp Yo,
Panda Express got some some honey wall in the shrimp. That's just fire.
But yeah, it's ill on the Panda Express. But that's shrimp fire.
Everybody should say on honeywater shrimp. I don't know why they don't.
They don't even gotta don't even put the water nuts and it just fry my
shrimp and then cut that shit in honey. I appreciate it. Yeah,
I have to do one better, okay with you, Tom, Yeah,
I'm looking at Rotney right now. Yes, so just be We are food
selections for Saturday as we watch professional wrestling. Time of your mother. Welcome
to come hang out with us if you're not doing anything. I know you
do not watch wrestling, but you can come. Last night with us was
laughing time. It was rump. Yeah, drunk time be fun? Absolutely?
Did you just check last week? I feel like he came back on
the bathroom, was like, where abo they go? Oh they have pineapple
shrimp fried rice? Who the Asian Rican spot sounds fire? I might risk
it off. Hey, you know, you know I keep benity like I
drill on deck. Let's go as as we would say in the sneaker community,
what kind of rice Trump? Yes, muscott damn, they got fun?
Wait a minute, they got everything here? Do they have egg fool
young Puerto Rican rice? Only as a side of seven dollars? Give me
the egg fool Young over the Puerto Rican rice? But yeah, uh,
but you know we also you also have to look at like when we go
in, Oh see you got the actual send me that timing because I can't.
I can't find that it's their Facebook page. Okay, when I tried
to, oh, because it's not logged in. I'm like, because when
I tried to go on a Facebook page from the laptop, I couldn't get
in. Apparently don't have a website. Something about this logo as a kind
of racist, but I believe it'll be Asian riekan fam probably how she looked
for real. That's the funny part. That is wild. I would like
to Yeah. See so like the menu that they have here is not baliant,
it's not as extensive as book was on like that, you wouldn't be
my friend. Asian have some little Blazian kids. I don't think you would
know how to handle up an authentic Asian one. He said, no one,
no one, fly Rice, what is wrong with you? Why are
you? Why are you buying me? Are you? Why are you buying
me? Hey, that's the name of the one of the um Asian sandwiches
the same It's an open faced Asian sandwich. Damn. That's funny. Most
Asians got smugsdamn faces. Yeah, I look like they got hit with like
a palm stripe from like UFC. All right, well we are going to
go ahead and get out of here, um because I would wat to smoke
my weed. I'm going to heat up my fucking my food, okay,
leg yeah, I'm going to heat up my food because these chips are not
hitting my hunger pains. Um My mom finally got her fucking cell phone of
that. She shut the fuck up. Now set that up. So I
left house. So I was like we did good. I don't think we
said episode because it didn't piss man, but I feel like it was kind
of our karma because every time, like when her phone was supposed to it
kept getting delayed. So it finally got delivered today. So I did smart
switch switch all our ship over and gave her both her phones and was like,
leave me alone talks. So yep. But UM, I definitely want
to thank you guys for tuning in this week. Y'all are fucking amazing.
I'm very sorry that I had a moment at the beginning of the show,
but she was a little bit heavy for me. Like I said, we'll
discussed that at um a later date and time, and a trigger warning will
definitely be placed on that episode. Huh. So um trigger warning will be
placed on that episode so that you guys can you know, decide if you
want to interact or not or I'll try to like designate a time frame so
that you know if you want to tune in after um that then you can
so you can miss that if that part is not for you. If you
are not able to catch the full episode tonight, you always know that you
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