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That's Friday morning, and we're gonna
have to rally the weight of the world's

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in Jordan Montgomery in ten hours.
The way that the Texas not the world

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the spigger issues going on in the
world. Clearly we had a member at

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the game last night. Get his
hot thoughts in two minutes or less,

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thoughts. Most important thing in the
world involves a chance for you to win

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a million dollars. I think,
not a chance, it's it's how you

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can do it. It's easier than
we thought. A hack live pack you

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need to know about Rangers Astros seven
o'clock and the Scuttle Booty at seven thirty

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five. Once again, update number
four on the missing Oklahoma City Python,

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which keeps getting bigger and longer.
Think This Morning News moves to eight today

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we have a special guest in studio
eight thirty five, a comedian. Oh,

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he's gonna come up here. He's
gonna come up and tell jokes.

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He's gonna look at us. He
already got a comedian in the studio.

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All right, what do you need
another pro That's what I'm saying. We're

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trading one for another because one of
our comedians is leaving. At eight o'clock.

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Yes, I would say being forced
to leave by management. Yeah,

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for charity. For management and charity, the two things you hate the most.

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All right, now we're rolling.
He needs one to get him cranked

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morning. I know it was there
somewhere clean the pie a little bit.

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The two things you hate them most, charity and management. I only hate

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one of those. Now, if
you're one of those rare people that's walking

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around and you're like, I've never
heard this show before, I'm Kevin.

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That's Danny Hits, mike' si Roy
Jack with this all day. Take your

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calls two and four eight seven seven
eight seven seven one. She'll take your

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text messages as we'll read them all
to She holds it down for us.

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Read the first one we get,
no matter what it is. The first

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text we get, no matter what
it is. Ready, yep, whatever

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it is, I'm going to say. The first text that comes in,

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Oh man, it's hopefully somebody with
a heart goes first. Come on,

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there's a picture that's from last night. You got to refresh on this text

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at all, right, whatever,
keep going on? That blurred out whatever

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it is. You went to the
game, Yes your day, Mike,

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I did how much of those tickets, dude, that I could talk about

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that almost more than just exciting action
on field. Let me tell you that,

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I guy had a little energy yesterday
afternoon before we saw what happened last

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night and said, you know what, Jordan Montgomery versus Justin Verlander, Game

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five could be clinch night. Yeah, and I went and did it.

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I'm bout tickets to today's game.
Really, yeah, four o'clock game?

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How much? How much bucks?
That's the hard part. One hundred and

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fifty a ticket? Okay, which
I felt okay about that game? Five

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Alcs they could have been worse.
High up they are, I mean they're

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three hundred level. But I found
a an angle and a row and an

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aisle that I like, so uh
front row isle, go Niners. That's

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what we got. That's what I
mean. That's that's pretty good. I'm

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so disappointed. No, then,
good morning, boys and joej been waiting

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one hour since one I am to
hear your sweet voices this morning. Good

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morning, d heads, good morning. I love you guys. I'm leaving

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my girlfriend today, okay that person
college. Oh we need to get into

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that food skin. Can you say
bizinga god? Look at boobs. Let's

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talk about the guy that's leaving his
girlfriend today. Can you call in,

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sir? He just wanted me to
say it. I think this is my

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guy. Billy Sea Bold is the
greatest boat racer of all time, some

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guy my dad had a minor rivalry
with in the mid sixties. That's kind

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of awesome. And Billy Seabold is
the greatest tunnel boat racer of all time.

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Tunnel boat greatest all time multi discipline
boat racer of all time is clear.

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Read that other one at six oh
four after Billy Seabold. Mike just

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read that verbatim. Okay, Brody's
up? Is that for Brody's number?

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No, but the well, I
don't know. I don't know I have

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his number, but I love don't
just don't don't risk it, jaying to

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Big Puck, Big Papa Pump Scott
Steiner, a legendary wrestler of the nineties,

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you love doing it's I love and
I get off work, you know,

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and you open up the incognito.
I don't know. I don't know

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which direction this was headed today.
I've definitely never searched Big Papa home.

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I have never completed when in need
of encouragement. No, I can't say

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I've either. Well that's sweet.
Look at everybody texting this morning. Good

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morning everybody. Let's have a heck
of a day. Only a two hour

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show today for you? Oh yeah, you get to revisit the glory days

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of working a two hour show,
the old noon producer slot. But this

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is a lot harder. Are you
gonna Are you gonna call in and get

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just like introduce your foursome to us? So I'm gone. You got if

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I had to go to I don't
know, rock camp or something, a

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rock tournament, Yeah, rock and
roll dad camp. You got Paul mccurio

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coming in the studio and have time
to talk to me. That's true.

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I actually do think this guy's gonna
be chock full of stories. I mean,

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how many times do you meet a
guy who knows Paul McCartney On the

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day the Rolling Stones album was released
and Paul McCartney is on the new Rolling

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Stone really? Yeah? Being no, swear to god, you listened this

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morning, didn't you. I listened
to the first half of Hackney Diamonds,

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the brand new Stones album. We'll
play a couple of cuts in the DMN.

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Yeah, I hate that you're gonna
miss it. But you know what,

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you can listen on the way to
the course and crank it up.

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I'll crank it out, get all
pumped. I'll text in my thoughts.

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But could this be the best Rolling
Stones album in forty years? Could it

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be? We'll see how many options
we got? Yeah? A lot?

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Really? Oh yeah, yeah they've
they've been fairly prolific forty years. Mm

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hmm k likes the booty, I
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though they didn't say anything. It
would have been too bad for me to

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say nothing. Dumpable I'm saying yet, uh what? I'm sorry? Would

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you pay buck eighty? It is
a three hundred level. I could have

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been second level for like one sixty, but I would have been way back

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in the row and in the middle. I'm an I'm an aisle guy.

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I had to get up and go. I roam around too, so really,

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he's a rambling man. I probably
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You have booty and rambling? Yeah, R A M B L I

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n apostrophe Yeah, rambling. I
never liked that song really, yeah,

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not even way back when you first
heard it said, don't that guitar tone.

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I never really liked listen to the
musician over here. Don't try to

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impress us with music stuff. We
got, we got the dinger here.

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I'm just saying that you can disagree. You can say that stuff to me

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and I'll be like, yeah,
oh good point. But you got a

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real, a real one here.
Do you know how many rock tournaments he's

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participated in, so many rock tournaments, Mike, he will just start googling

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guitar tone, guitar told this man, I don't know that. I'm not

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sure. Well, that's the thing
I think that separated separate Jack White from

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some of the mixes. He always
hays cool guitar tones that sounds like him.

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Now, who's made at his own, Well, he sure has.

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Weys have cool guitar tones. That
does make you stand out a little bit.

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And I always thought the guitar tone
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and uh what's it called? Do
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Do Do Do Do do do?
Oh? Yeah, do do do do

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do do do I was trying to
say, Melissa is Jessica. I never

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liked that tone. For whatever reason. He's talking about the Alman brothers.

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I think our listeners probably I'm trying
to get you back to the old days.

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We're definitely going to go back to
the old days. At eight o'clock,

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got a lot of rolling Stones.
News man, you know what DMN

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today is packed with E news,
entertainment news. Yeah, like tons more

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than I expected. So, Mike, how was the game last night?

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How long did you stay? That's
what I want to know. Great questions.

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I will, Well, my problem
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think I have bougie bougie boys I
don't know, and they're all older and

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real people. Did you go with
Joel? Not even go with Joel?

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Did you go with Troy? Yeah? He went with Troy and he went

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with he went with nasty bitch.
You went with Cash? Oh, with

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Troy and the nasty bitch Cash the
row it was a nasty bitch about him.

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Yeah. Yeah. Uh. We
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which hard to get. So maybe
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were somewhat I don't know. Yeah, no, it's impossible, is it

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tickets? Yes? So Troy acquired
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don't know, whatever, Yeah,
right after the game two victory. Like

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last pitch, she's like, screw
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were four hundred bucks apiece. Oh
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Well, I don't know, not, that's what I'm saying. Like we're

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section one two three, so we
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the outfield than near first base.
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then row thirteen we're under the overhang. It wasn't it wasn't like shockingly good

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seeds. They were fine. They
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two three, row thirteighteen. Okay, they're looking right now for tonight or

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today. I know, yeah,
from seeing how much it is today.

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And okay, so you're okay,
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bit right field, right right field. Yeah, you said section one two

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three one one. Boy, that's
not what this says. It's this is

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confusing. Yeah, we don't want
to confuse you, don't confuse me or

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anyone. We want to help them. So you're there with nine other yahoos.

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Yeah, all dudes, Yeah,
all dudes. Many of them are

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a handful of them are in town. They're all going to lahait Us this

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morning, seven am. Flight might
be listening right now. What's up?

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Boyze bakes? Boy? I bet
that was tempting for everyone just to it.

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I mean, how did you avoid
just going hard being out there with

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nine other dudes we had a playoff
baseball game with the back of your mind

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knowing up that you knowing you got
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Yeah, and I too, and
catch it up right after work,

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go to the golf, play golf
today. I'm proud to represent the freak

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in the Lockwood for Good tournament,
the Copper Cup. You have energy for

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that. Yeah. So I was
like, I'm not going to just to

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get through the show and then go
home and crash. So I knew I

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had a significant day to day,
so I took it easy not to mention

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that you had to clear your mind
to come up with a name for a

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sandwich. Yeah. I'm not to
spend the whole time after the golf tournament

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trying to name a club Sandy as
the champion week. Earn that, right.

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What do you have at the Rubber
Dubber, the rub A dub Club,

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Thick and Chewy, the rub A
dub Club. That's pretty good too.

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Actually, I'm not the fillow dry
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dry rube on it. I don't
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and just name it. Yeah,
you can't change the recipe. But you

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always carry around a little bit of
dry rub. Yeah, I do some

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loose dry rub in my left pocket. You never know, you never know

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when you're gonna stumble across a renegade
brisket in the middle of the road.

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So they still haven't put the vending
machine in. I guess I'll put some

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dry rub in my hand and lick
it. I mean, it's surely your

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only play. Yeah, yeah,
whatever means for survival, that's your option.

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If you forget to bring your lunch
to High Heart, crank it up

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with some pocket seasoning. How they
just brought in a damn hand forklift and

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remove the entire vending machine because it
sat there just all it had was like

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one pop tart in it for six
months, and they said, you know

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what, let's just take this whole
son of a bitch out. And I

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assume they're going to replace it with
something, but we're told they are with

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what they don't need to eat the
iHeart Cafe. I don't know the hungry

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hosts. They're gonna they're going to
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get up and running hot mill it
coming back. Bro hot mil died a

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bad COVID death. So you were
a good boy last night. I had.

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I had four beers. Whoa you
feeling? So listen to these jackals

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this is they're making it a party, right. I took a power nap

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yesterday from like twelve thirty to about
three thirty, like a big thick boy.

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And I woke up and I always
text him like, oh Jesus,

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what am I? And it was
from Troy saying, Hey, we got

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a big old escalade to drive us
all and it's picking us all up at

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cash Is at three forty five.
And I woke up at three forty and

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I'm like, dude, I don't
know what to tell you. I just

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woke up. Do what you gotta
do, hoping that he would say,

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all right, it's kind of on
the way, we'll just swing by and

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get you at your house after three. I wouldn't want to be at the

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mercy of each other. I know
exactly. I did not budget that or

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think of that at all. That's
too early, man. And also if

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the game does go poorly, you
have to wait till everyone's ready to go.

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True maybe, so yeah, that's
uh. It probably got there a

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four fifteen in my house and I
don't even know whatever. We got down

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there and you had a couple of
beers pregame. It's cool. Man.

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The first time I really did a
pregame scene at Texas Live and it was

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packed. It was packed, but
not like so bad where you couldn't get

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drinks. I mean you might have
to wait behind one, you know,

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level of people at every bar to
get a drink. It's reasonable. Yeah,

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it's totally reasonable. A lot of
I mean it was really cool.

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I just never really done that.
But a lot of people decked out,

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tons of Astros fans but all night. I mean it's great, just cool

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VI. But yeah, ended up
having like two beers there pregame and then

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we head in and you got in
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festivities and all that and had I
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beers inside, so maybe five beers
total, but they were spread out enough

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to it and whip me too bad, I mean as far as game.

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But yeah, I don't know.
It was not real fun from real quick.

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I mean he made it through ten
pitches. They were down three nothing

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and ten pitches. The guy threw
who forced Creed on us? Yeah,

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they didn't even play Creed. They
didn't even do the Creed bit. How

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could they. I mean, by
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Yeah, I guess was slapping his
ass. It's just the Creed died

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in game three. Yeah, unless, of course they played Creed. Oh

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but they will rise like the phoenix, unless they played Creed anytime after the

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fourth inch, get out of here. When I decided to depart, you

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three year olum. Yeah that was
fourth That was it? Okay? Oh

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that that home run was when you
said bye? That certainly felt good for

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you. Yeah, good for you. Kevio turned in I think what in

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the middle of the seventh or the
middle of the eighth, Yeah, it

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was it was seventh. Yeah,
Kevio texted and said, all right,

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this is enough, I'm going to
bed. I actually stayed up and watched

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the final pitch. Danny. I
think I got lucky though, because pretty

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much everything after the fourth inning was
there was nothing right. It seemed to

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go by really quickly and there was
one run total scored, so I I

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think I our three runs. I'm
sorry all for the it wasn't scoring.

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Yeah, you enjoyed the Singer and
the Adols home run. The crowd go

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boom, yep, they were both
great. Adoley sort of popped it up

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to the left, you know,
straight left field. But Seger hit his

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hard that was awesome. That tied
it three, and it's like, I'm

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not going anywhere, dude, this
is awesome. And then boy, they

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cleaned the slate. They mud hole
stomped it in the top of that fourth

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and it was almost harder hit the
Alvarez ball that didn't get out, Yeah,

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I mean he smacked that thing.
It was a moon shot, and

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you know from our angle on first
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it's like, man, that thing
doesn't really get stopping. How was

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it with open air? But then
a bray you that was a missile and

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that was a second deck shot first
row or the facade of the second deck.

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I mean they got the equivalent of
a Grand Slam. Yeah. Yeah,

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you got the long fly to advance
the runner to home too, and

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then he ended up raking them the
rest of him in with the three runs,

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so it's the same same result.
It was a missile. How was

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having the roof open incredible? Yeah, it looked great on TV. It

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did look really good on TV.
I hope it did. I hope it

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did very much. I'm saying it
did. Yeah, very much. I'm

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saying that it did. It's really
interesting to me that the Rangers made that

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decision considering how many warning track flight
balls there were by the MLBA made that

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decision, Danny, I thought they
had final say though they had to close

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it on Game three when it was
seventy five degrees and said, you know

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what, it's good eighty five tonight, let's open it. It makes no

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sense to me conspiracy. Did they
talk at all on the broadcast that that

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would impact how balls carry. Smoltz
was scared to go into it because he

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didn't fully know. I end up
tuning them out once the game was over.

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It was in the fourth inning.
Yeah, well, dude, here's

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the problem that all that stuff happens. You escaped the Jordan Alvarez sack fly

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and you're Jesus four to three,
and then once he gets lit up for

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the home run, but then the
next inning, Simon gets on No.

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Two guys get on. Tavaris and
Simon get on first and second, no

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outs and Seegar rips one hundred and
nine mile parer line driving. So were

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you there when that happened? Absolutely? And did they showed the batting glove

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replay? No replays in the stadium
are not great, like at first it

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says replay, replay, and then
they just show like the wide shot of

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the headquarters. And maybe that's why
they showed on TV too, where you

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could just see guys looking at eight
screens. They focused in and you could

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clearly see the finger of the glove
getting tapped by the what sorry, the

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finger of his batting glove getting tapped
and knocked over by the batting glove in

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his pocket part of your uniform.
If is that right? It's on first

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base, takes his batting gloves out
of his back pocket, hands them to

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the first base coach. He's safe, is that right? And who knows

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where that inning could have gone after
that? Right now? Amazing? Yeah,

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because yes they hung four and it's
like, all right, cool,

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and you're right, we had two
hits or whatever got on real quick and

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there was energy in that place kind
of in that moment. Yeah, and

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visually it looked like he didn't touch
him, and then they're like replay.

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I'm like, dude, no way, I don't think he got him.

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Like, for example, if he
had been on first base and had his

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cell phone in his back pocket in
a case the size and shape of a

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human foot, yes, the human
foot would have been part of his uniform

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and he would have been tagged out
had the glove hit the foot, which

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I didn't know that rule. I
didn't know an accessory attached to you counts

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as a Is it now like you
tag the runner hit by pitch? Right?

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Mm hmm, yeah, I guess. Yeah, so anything you're wearing.

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Dude, I didn't know that until
right now because I couldn't. They

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showed it like one time and then
they're like he's out and then we're back

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to playing. So they didn't harp
on it in stadium. He you see

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it, get the fingers of his
batting glove, because they got that awesome

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Fox super slow mode you know ep
L camera that shows the agony of everybody,

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all the players when something bad happens. Yeah, you see him sliding

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back and the finger like the middle
finger of his batting glove is kind of

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in the air when and when the
fielding glove comes across, it just goes

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doink knocked it out? It was
by a you know, a centimeter that

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he got him. When you watch
it and slow too, it's it's really

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devastating. Mikey, Mike, do
you have the document open? Yeah,

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okay, I'm gonna put I'm gonna
put that in there right at the first

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part and fast forward to forty five
seconds of this tweet and when they uh,

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while you're looking that up, when
they showed they clos did a close

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up on Simon and the dugout and
you could read his lips clearly. He

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would go, he goes it was
my beatty glaw, my batting glove top

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angle. Oh, isn't that crazy? He touches the glove, your right

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finger of his batting glove gets knocked
over, or if he stuffed them all

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the way into or hold him in
his hold him in your damn hands right

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like I'm blaming Simon. I know
that last night million He does have a

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lot of crap in his back pocket
there if you look at it, though,

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that is a big wallet. Is
those his keys. Yeahs his keys

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as selly and a map. Those
are his keys to his wagon. Ear

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you can see it. Yeah,
his wagon is only one man in that

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stadium last night that drove a wagon. Ear damn it, don't you?

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And they will not ever not remind
you. Oh my, it is one

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finger. It's one finger of the
betting glove. It's the most And that's

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when you go, Okay, it's
not a night. The Astros are going

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the World Series, aren't they rule. I definitely ducked out of Can I

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sell these tickets that I have for
tomorrow's game? This is Uh? Did

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you see the headline in the Morning
News Astros finger themselves to a game four

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win? God, couldn't believe it's
that headliner. Might be the DINGU Morning

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News pull out edition you're talking about. Well, it was fun, but

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when they do what they did in
the first inning, that sucks a lot

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of life out of the building real
quick. I will say it was badass

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that Dunning got out of that basis
loaded thing, even that when they were

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down three zip in the first I
don't remember exactly how he did it,

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the savior Dane Dunning. I guess
he struck out swinging yea dy Dunning tried

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to hold it down for a little
bit and then realized, you know what,

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I'm gonna walk everyone so good though
for a little bit and then he

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and then he loaded the bases up. You know, it's like, that's

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the problem. Well he got out
of this because there's three nothing and basses

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chucked and it could have been game
over one swing in the top of the

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first essentially if you're down six,
sure, and he got out of that,

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and I was. Then they fought, they tie, and then that's

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the thing too, clean innings.
That's the funny thing about this, this

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offense is they went out there,
they tied the game and said, here's

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our comeback. Inning table is set, start over from scratch, and our

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tire fire of a bullpen cannot execute
a shutdown inning in the offense says,

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you know what, We're kind of
done. I'm tired of trying to scrap

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back and get runs for you guys. Just they did it the night before

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too. Every time they kind of
crept up a little bit to put it

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within striking distance, the bullpen would
just go out there and just pour kerosene

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all over the end field and light
it on fire. The shutdown ending is

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such an important stat Oh my god, and we just huge. It's demoralizing.

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Like I was texting, I didn't
want to bother you at the at

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the game, but I was texting
Kevo talking about their inability to get outs

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after they after the if the offense
gets them within you know, a tie

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or striking distances. It's got to
be so demoralizing as a team where you're

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like Jesus, dude, and you
got all right, let's go back out

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there and drag it out. Fight
again. Yeah, the one step forward,

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two steps back theory that was that
was in play last two nights.

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Let's get two starts, fix everything
today at four o'clock, assume sports at

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seven as Rangers. Yeah all right, just on the way in. Something

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hit me. Oh and it's a
reason to be very optimistic about our Texas

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Rangers right now. Oh I can't. I need this. We all do.

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We'll be here in thirty five minutes
ing you and you'll have it.

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Everyone will have it. That's a
tease that's count leave you wanting more.

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I'll get the blood rushing a little
bit coming up next. That teas.

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Yeah, Yeah, it's a lot
of responsibility on a tease. This teas

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will act job no differently than I
did before he said those words. I

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feel a little better. I'm not
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