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now what I don't know? Levels aren't coming. We've been doing this for
a year. I know, but sometimes sometimes when we touch. Yeah,
I just do. We have a little bunch. Let me see. How's
that? No, I guess I can't see. I'm not in charge.
I'm here for chemic relief. No, the hell dog, I don't know.
What did you do? You've been here since two o'clock setting this up.
I've been here since like eight o'clock this morning, this morning. I
still can't figure it out. Yeah, well, I haven't been doing this.
There's been a bunch other Oh you've been watching my movie. There's been
Ah, there we go. There it is, I say, fat fingered
something there you ah, there we go. Okay, now we got it.
Hey finger, I thought you were fasting. No, no, I'm
not. I didn't do the fasting. I did tell Doug I was fasting.
So I was trying to go three days, three days. I was
gonna go seventy two hours. I wanted to try a seventy two hour fast,
just to see if I could do it. More than anything, just
see, kind of jumpstart myself, right, I mean, this is operation
gets sexy. Yes, twenty twenty four. Time to get some ass.
So I got two days in and I went home and I'm putting a podcast
together and it's later at night, and this is my weakness. I'll pour
a drink and then I'll want something to munch on. So I thought,
well, I haven't really eaten anything. Let me try. That's a big
one. Why it's a huge one, So let me try. I've gone
to a bunch. I have a bunch of little tasting glasses. So when
you go to beer tastings and things, they give you the tiny tasting glasses.
So I took a tiny tasting glass and I filled it with not filled
it, but halfway with wine. Okay. My stomach started growling because I
had nothing in it for almost two days, right, And I was finally
like, fuck it, that's a good way to get drunk though, fucket,
I mean wine tipsy and this is a little bit. I mean,
this was like a you know, like I squeezed the cork into the glass.
You know what I'm saying. I like drip drip. So I went
and then I cracked and I decided, all right, I'm going to try
to eat your brand, I know. So I had avocado and eggs fried
and some oil. Okay, but I had a lot, even dozen eggs,
but I ate I, so I cracked and I was like sucked.
So I that's as far as it went. Well, this is the time
of year where everybody you know joined the gym, joined the gym. Get
yourself together. Well, you're you're getting up on spring break, will be
coming up with the kids. Drum when her break right now, and so
then the spring break will be coming. And that's it. You know,
to March, Mar April, May, March, April, May, those
three good months. You drop thirty pounds, no problem. Uh yeah,
is that what you're saying I need to do. I'm saying in general,
people like me, you want to lose weight? Why do you? Yeah?
I want do you? What are you gonna do? I'm gonna hopefully
strump my stuff and come on, this is Peacock from the Clue Game.
Come over, she was old. Now we're in the conservatory. That sneak
out through the billiard room. That's my plan. Roll the dice, get
doubles a ballon. I find it so funny your your reverse dating thing,
like you do you. I mean, I know it's a bit and you
do great, great stuff on stage. You all about dating older women.
But is it based on reality. Yeah, you gotta be careful what you
say in front of this microphone, because well, how much older people you're
listening? I don't know how much older? Oh I don't know five years,
ten years, twenty years, yeah, yeah, you know, twenty
years. Oh yeah, I know, my god, fling of dings.
You know you're at the bar. Things happened your last ones ago? Yeah?
Saying that, saying it's recent, that saying is five years ago,
ten years ago, just just seems it's how my luck is. All right,
Well, it's fine. You know, how did the comedy go the
other night? It went? Well? Was it a country club in Perry?
Was Daniel Burroll's brothers, the three of us? Nick Marrow from Syracuse,
who's been doing it for thirty years. I dont know if you ever
met? Yeah, I know the name, yeah, Stacy or Stacy,
Cindy Arena. Ye, she did twenty minutes. I did fifteen I did
fifteen minutes. That's that? When was it last night? Saturday? Saturday?
And then I'll be working with Cindy again April fourth at the Carlson with
Owens. Yeah, Spreg Owens. We're trying to coordinate a time for him
to come in. Yeah. So if anybody's looking to do some comedy,
come watch some comedy with me April fourth. Check it out on Carltoncomedy dot
com. Okay, very good. H So I saw this story this morning,
Doug, and it was an odd one to me, only because I'll
lay it out there and then try to give the We try to figure out
what happened here. I got lots of scenarios, but it happened around here.
Parenton, Parenton, Yeah, Parenton is the town that Fairport Hooker?
Yeah right, I don't know. They told me there was a Fairport uker.
What am I supposed to tell you? Please? Are trying to find
a driver of an suv or after an suv was found unoccupied following a crash
early this morning. Now we're recording this. On Tuesday, deputies responded to
fair Road and Parenton shortly after four a m. For a report of a
crash. According to the Sheriff's office, a pickup truck left the roadway and
struck a telephone pole. It didn't it looks like it was an suv and
it came just shy of the telephone pole, but the vehicle was unoccupied.
When deputies arrives. Police searched the area and checked the registered owner's address,
but have not found the driver. As a date as of today, they
have that was today. This all happened this morning, and I haven't seen
a follow up on the story. Okay, so I'm going you can't get
a d w I if you're not there, right, that's the thing they
I don't. I mean, we can all look at it and go something
you don't want to pop up till your soul sober. Yeah, exactly,
I'm going to guess. It's just Thursday. You just missed a telephone pole,
so there was minor property damage. I think that he. I think
whoever this was took out a mailbox. But it is a holiday. Yesterday
was a holiday President's Day. Some people did not have to work. Some
people may be off all week. I don't know teachers are If this is
you, If this were you, and you left the car and you walk
home, you're close enough to home, you can walk home. You and
I single guys live alone. Who are you most in trouble with nobody?
Nobody, nobody, yourself or whomever, maybe the law. Maybe you're married.
Look, I had too much I'm not getting a DW I it is
not so you'd rather deal with the police than your wife. I think there
are a lot of guys you would. I think the wife would be pissed.
Well, maybe not. Maybe you're right. Maybe money. It's gonna
cost me ten thousand dollars for a lawyer, thousand for five thousand, I
could take in a cruise. You get here fitch and moaning, I'll go
back and get arrested and you can bail me out, or you're gonna be
quiet and suck it up with me, and uh huh, we'll go on
a cruise because I'm thinking they're gonna find you nowadays, eventually, eventually,
but if you live alone. But most now here's the thing, most people
around here don't live alone. This is a residential east side suburban neighborhood.
It's usually it's primarily families. I'm not saying they all are, but primarily
could be a divorce guy, could be a divorce I have no idea.
Maybe he didn't have the kids, something like that. But I have a
whole scenario in my head as to as to what this is okay, And
I want to see if you's your theory. It's not really conspiracy theory.
I'm saying, this is a married guy, a family guy. Wife and
kids are on vacation. Because it's that week from school. Wife and kids
are on vacation. Maybe her parents have taken, you know, go along
because he's got to stay back and work, and they go to Disney.
Now this is where it gets a little funky because remember the old choose your
own adventure. Do you remember the che Did you ever have those? As
a So you would get to a certain point in the book and it would
say choose your own adventure. You could go into the cave or take the
path around the cave. If you go into the cave, turn to page
two oh six, I make my own adventures. Yes, yeah, so
this is the book choose your own adventure. So I go at this point,
we could say he's a family man, or he's a horny toad on
the road. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah, okay, so
he caught up with some old friends, hasn't seen him in a while,
Wife and kids are away. No big deal, I can work from home.
Remote happy hour turns into hey, come see my man cave. The
next thing, you know, it's three forty five. Oh shit, I
gotta go. Yeah, I gotta get up and go to work tomorrow.
What are we doing. We're not twenty five anymore. And so you go
home. I can't afford a DWI. I'm close to home. I'm gonna
walk. I'll deal with the car when I have a clearhead. I didn't
crash into anything. Really, I took out somebody's mailbox. Minor damage to
the car. May be stuck maybe not, eh, smart thing. I'll
just walk home. That was just on a dating amb with the girls.
Profile says I don't drive. I have a DWY. This is for real.
This is for real. I read this yesterday. Wait what she said
on a dating app? On a dating app, she goes, I just
want to let you know I'm Catholic. I'm in the goud, I'm a
great mother. But I don't drive. I had a d w I a
couple of years ago. Because apparently I'm close to home. You can make
it doesn't always work, right, Yeah, right, So if she had
a d w I a couple of years ago, she doesn't drive at all.
That's what it was. Just a quick sentence. You know, you
need to follow up with that. Now, what do you mean I have
to pick her and the kids up every day? She's got kids? Yeah?
Right, who needs that? Who needs that? Right? All?
Right? Now? Like running from a crime scene for a d w ah.
This is what I'm saying, clearly, this is what happened, and
I I don't know if they can. You have to have the person there
and have them blow, I think to get a d w y Yeah yeah,
so I think that there's nothing They can have stories of people that have
just pulled over and ran. Yeah, yeah, just pull over, run
they get caught. Now here's my other scenario in the Choosing On Adventure series.
Okay, he's been checking out a former girlfriend on social media and just
before the holidays, he wished her a Merry Christmas and she returned serve,
meaning she responded. They start chatting, remembering old times, some hot times
they had together, and they secretly meet for coffee. The idea is just
coffee, no big deal, no big deal, Doug, just coffee,
no big deal, It's gonna go out. They meet and there is an
instant reconnection, like all those old feelings for both of them resurface, and
they start then meeting for drinks once in a while, and then they make
out in the car one night in a parking lot, right, and she
says, my husband's moved out, so last night he's with her while his
wife and kids are a way on vacation with his in laws. You put
a lot of effort. I'm just saying, this is what goes out of
my head. Don't you think, like, aren't you curious as to what's
the story? You ever drive by anything and go, what's the story?
I'm just the other day, I'm driving by. I drive by people all
the time in the city. What's the story? I go, God,
what is that story? What is that person's story? Exactly? That's why
I'm saying with this guy, I had a hooker waving at me the other
day with a mask on. I'm serious. This was yesterday on Avenue D.
She knows that the mask she got better business when she covered the lower
Port. Hey, I just you know, I'm in a stop liing.
She's just and she's dancing, She's truly and dancing down the street, just
waving and everybody, and I'm like, oh, she's happy. I was
like, oh, she's a hooker. She's just waving me but she's got
a mask on so she can catch a but not COVID, right exactly if
I if I see her again, I'll pick her up. Well, you
put a mask on, you know, you put a mask on, so
to speak, before you do that again, and they're the lights out.
You don't have to look at me, you know. Fantasize whoever it is.
I'm thinking this guy. They had a couple of glasses of wine.
They had a steamy night he hasn't had in about a decade because he's married
now, right, They just I mean, they they had great all these
great jokes, all these great conversations. They reconnect their bottles of wine.
The next thing they know, they're in the bedroom. It becomes one big,
sweaty pile like human flesh, Doug. I mean they are just keeping
and breathing and going and God. The next thing you know, they both
like just collapse exhausted. Have you been reading house for him again? I
haven't, Okay? And then at three o'clock in the morning, he wakes
up with his head pounding, guilt ridden. He decides he's got to get
out of there. He slides out of the bed, slips on his clothes,
he whispers to thanks so much, gets out, gets in his car.
He's driving home. My head again pounding, thinking of all the guilty.
He's just filled with guilt. It's not he's paying attention, knows the
roads. He's close to home, and a ten point buck pops out four
o'clock in the morning, right in the middle of the road. He locks
up the brakes, loses control, spins around, almost hits a telephone.
Poe goes ship leaving this. I'm walking home and that's that's where that's what
you think? Yeah, I think? So are you going to get the
caps report? And I hope so? Put it next to yours, closer
to the closest to the pin on this one. Yeah, can't you see?
It's the middle of the night. Who's that all of a sudden?
The guilt is a ridden mind of a married man whose wife's on vacation as
he slides down the road at four o'clock in the morning. I'm just saying
he was sliding in in the road. That's it. I don't know I
would. I would be worried that somebody always sees something. Nowadays, there's
too many these ring doorbell cameras. They go off the Yeah, these things
are just y well, the phone all that stuff, but even at four
o'clock in the morning, you kind of can't get away. I watched the
Little News last night, okay, I'll say it was on Fox, just
to see what's going on in the world. Actually was this morning, okay,
And there was a fight in one of the detention halls of illegal immigrants
in New York City, and one of the guys hit a cop. So
they're trying to detain them, and everybody around them's got their phone out,
just trying to videotape. They're throwing luggage at the cops, just being disrespectful,
but everybody's got their phone. And then I see illegal immigrants coming through
California because if you make it there, boom, I got all the benefits,
and they all got cell phones. And I'm like, they're poor,
they have nothing from their countries, but they got a three hundred dollars cell
phone. Wow. And obviously go to cricket you can get the jitter bug?
Is that on the Mexican border? Cricket cricket jitterbug? Yeah, all
right there before you come in America. Yeah yeah, yeah, no big
deal, no big deal. Narrow is cricket deal. Here's the thing is,
there's the heal. I don't I don't know any like immigrants or illegal
immigrants. I don't know any because I've had I've been asked if I knew
any there. Somebody wanted to do a conversation for something else, and they
had reached out to me about uh, immigrating to this country and how you
know if you did it legally, how hard is it versus doing it illegally?
And uh and what's happening and border patrol and all that stuff. And
I said, I don't know anybody. I don't know anybody who's come legally
in my world, and I don't know anybody who's coming illegally. I mean,
I don't know walking here from Siberia all over, Yeah, I don't
know Mexico Zil, I don't know. I have no idea. I have
not tens of thousands. You gotta be eating along the way. I know
there's no not a lot of McDonald's in Mexico. No, I gotta grab
a bite t eat before we cross the border. I don't know how I
look pretty healthy, Yeah, I I I don't know. See, the
thing is like I always go, what where is the truth in that?
I have no idea. I really don't. I see like a camera lens
of certain people. It looks like it looks horrible to me if the stories
are true. Trying to come into this country, coming in legally, I
know as a nightmare. I know it because I have a brother in law
who was a captain in the US Army, married a woman from the Philippines.
It took almost two and a half years to get her here legally,
even though he is an officer in the United States Army. And this was
over twenty years ago. But it was that tough then, So I would
assume that things aren't much better now. I don't know. But when I
see all the the ill I don't. I don't know what the numbers are.
I'm not I'm not, you know what I mean? And I guess
because we're not really on a border state, not in fair Port, I
don't see you don't have immigrants, we don't really hookers, we don't really
see it, and we don't really you know what I'm saying. We don't
see it, So I don't know. And then the other thing is like,
you know, a lot of times they're coming here and they're taking jobs
that nobody's doing anyway, and then I never I never know what the story
is. We need to do some kind of something has to be done to
fix that, Something has to be done to fix the immigration well, the
immigration policy, just like what is it? And I don't think I don't
even fully understand what the process is or how long it takes. That's why
I'm saying, like, I don't know anybody who's really gone through it other
than my sister in law, and I never really had a conversation with her,
and I don't think they would talk to me today, No, not
really sure. I know they busted. They got a few pounds of fentanyl
along with the people coming over California. Okay, they say a lot of
it's with the cartel, So yeah, I think the cartel is helping out
there. Probably, Yeah, probably. I mean you're getting funny guys,
yeah, sure, sure. And most of the fandol comes from China anyway.
Yeah, China's is just gonna get They're gonna get you. They're winning
the war. They're coming in. They're coming in through social media and other
things. Attack you know, steal car. Yeah. See I don't know
if I'm I'm naive or not. I don't think about this stuff at all.
It doesn't affect my life. And when I I'm always huh, yeah,
what do you mean? Well, it will if it keeps going this
way, will affect it if it does. But I like, here's the
thing. Like, I'm not saying that these aren't problems that need to be
addressed. What I'm saying is, I feel like there's an awful lot of
attention that people put on them that really I'm not sure if it needs Like
everybody, you know what I'm saying, Like I don't, I don't.
I don't sit around going oh it's all over or fuck now, cause I
don't. And I had somebody come in here today and just as an off
example, I hear often And we had a guy here last night, Jimmy
Z, who talked about closing his restaurant and the reason he's closing his restaurant
is he doesn't want to work that much anymore. He's done it for twenty
one years. He is extremely successful in other avenues now, making tremendous amounts
of money, owns lots of property and doesn't have to do this. But
in order to make this work, it's going to require him to physically be
there. He doesn't want to and he can't. They have a good core
of people, but to really make money, you gotta be open like seven
days a week. They're open five, and he can't find the people to
work and do the job. I hear that an awful lot. People don't
want to work. People don't want to work. People. Okay, I
don't know how they're paying the bills. I can only tell you and I
hear it. Maybe you've heard it. Oh yeah, okay. So I
have sons that are of that age. I have a twenty one year olds
on a twenty three year old son. I have a twenty three year old
son who works in a factory in Huntsville, Alabama for Toyota and then also
on his own completely, no one's up his ass going. He goes and
waits tables in addition to that to make extra money, so he's working pretty
much all the time. I got another son who's twenty one, who's in
college, who really is a really really bright guy but loves working with his
hands and stuff and loves and his big muscular kid and loves working for McCarthy's
tents and will work as much as he possibly can. So I'm going,
is this stuff overblown that we're saying, because in the world I live in
and the people I know and the people I interact with, and the parents
I know of kids, I don't know any kids who aren't willing to work,
right, I don't know them. So that do you understand? I'm
saying, Yes, the same thing. Like with so I always go with
this stuff. Is it overblown? Are people just fixating on something and going
we gotta fit but not really knowing what the true problem is or is not.
Do you know what I'm saying? I understand what you're saying, And
that's where I go. I don't. I think you're lucky to have this
circle the circles I hear. No, I hear it too, but when
I talk to people, I don't see it and I don't know what that
is. So all that does to me is go okay. So, just
like everything else, the bad stuff gets most of the attention, and we
don't talk about the good stuff. And could it be more of a fifty
to fifty problem and we're just not hitting the right people or we're not getting
the right jobs, or the people that have a work ethic have actually gone
on and found jobs that will be careers for that. Yeah, do you
know what I'm saying? I don't know the answer. I don't know,
But I always wonder if it is it really is bad. I think this
in life. No matter how good somebody tells me it is, it's probably
not that good. And it no matter how bad somebody tells me, it
is probably not that bad. But it's probably somewhere in the middle. And
that's why. That's just kind of how I always think with it. I
don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what
the the like the border problem, the fence, like the fentanyl problem.
It's huge, Yes, huge man, Yes, and so it's huge till
you yes, And and all the drugs that everybody found fun and did for
a while. There's not a chance. What do you mean? What do
you mean not a chance? What are you talking about? The cameras on
you're waving given the parade way out the window. Doug's on a float.
Yeah, I'm on a float, an w float. It's a matter,
Doug. Nothing, all right, I'm good, all right. I just
want to make sure you're right. I am happy, I'm good, working
a little tired today, Yeah, today I'm good. We'll take a moment.
Stressful jobs. Wait to hear this one from NASA, and I just
don't think people can keep secrets. So we'll see it. But they have
a list of the top No, these are not stretched. This isn't I
think we think of stressful jobs and we can come up with the ones off
the top of the table. Break. I'll give you one that here would
be I think would be a stressful job. And then what do you do
if your stressful job is to hold some really big information, it would be
a stressful job. If you're a doctor and you have to tell somebody they
have cancer, that's a stressful job. Usually you start to That's why a
lot of these guys are probably very cold in matter effect, because they don't
want to get the emotions on it. They it just would wear you down
after a while. Yeah, right, this is a different one. And
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back, Liz Gumans of Back and Black. It's Tuesday nine in is round
number two. You got the man, the myth, the legend. Everybody
knows if everybody loves him. Ben want to be him, Ladies want to
be with him. The Poydexter the podcast in Fairport. Mister Bimra, what's
your favorite man? Right? Oh? Yeah, they're going on tour this
year. Yes, I don't know when they're coming back into US. Oh,
so they're starting a European life. Okay, I think they've replaced the
Bassis and that's about it. Who's there for the face? Paul McCarty with
the Beatles that were mine? And I like Brian Johnson. Brian Johnson racing.
It's one of my favorite things about Brian Johnson. He's got his own
race team. Oh I didn't know, yeah, race cars and he did
a whole thing. There's a YouTube series you can see where he goes and
I think he talks to some of the guys from Pink Floyd and stuff.
He does interviews but they all have these like rare, expensive and multimillion dollar
cars. So it's almost like it instead of comedians and cards getting coffee that
Seinfeld does. This is one that Brian Johnson I think it's called Brian Johnson
TV. And you can see it on on YouTube and it's him going around
interviewing these guys in some really. I mean, there's they've got the the
I think it's a Ferrari g T two fifty, which God, those are
million dollar cars. Yeah, multimillion dollars. There's a basis from Vin Hill
and Anthony, Michael Anthony, Michael Anthony, Yeah, Michael Anthony had a
fall out with them. Yeah. He tours with Sammy Hagar. Yeah,
yeah, Sammy took him with him. So what does he what does he
have a car? Oh, he's got a huge car collection. Yeah.
So it's a guy named Lewis Grammatico. I don't know who that is.
Louke Graham, Oh lou Graham. Yeah, I thought you're being funny,
No I did, I don't know, yeah, Luke Luke Graham. He
still has it. Yeah. Yeah, he's a car collection okay, yeah,
but he's mostly muscle cars and stuff. But he had. He used
to race on Lake Avenue, and according to the song, I don't know
Rev on the Red Line, my cousin Lisa, he used to race him
every now oh probably, Yeah. It went to they're about the same age,
we might be a couple of years older. Yeah, I used to
kick his Now, do you do believe that or not? Okay, okay,
now my cousin, Yeah, I only asked. It was back in
the heyday of Charlotte in the beach, and yes, people screwing in the
lifeguard towers when they had him there and stuff like that. It was the
seventies. Yeah, no one cared. Yeah, nobody cared. Life was
easier, right, yeah, rev On the Red Lion that quarter mile yeah,
down Lake Avenue. Right. Yeah, that's a whole lot of fun
stuff. All right. So I said stressful jobs, stressful job, Yeah,
I looked up. You looked up a bunch of stressful jobs. Well,
yeah, the top twenty. I took off a website here. Okay,
I'm assuming let me guess what's on there. I'm assuming any kind of
first responder, fireman, policeman, fireman and policemen in are twelve and thirteen,
twelve and thirteen. Yeah, twelve and thirteen. You gotta be shirefighters
twelve patrol officer police officers thirteen. Okay, because the only reason I say
that is I would think more a police officer doesn't really know what his day
is gonna entail as much as a fireman is probably gonna know, right,
you're gonna go to an accident, you're gonna put out. Potentially there's gonna
be some kind of fire. I'm not saying not necessarily. They go to
car crashes as well. That's that's why I said accident. You know,
so they're they're first responders, they're there. But for the most part,
it's the police officer who, to me is like, you know what you're
talking in more pressure of a job than life threw okay, job all right,
because at the level they have sales manager, Yeah, that could be
pressure. You know, you're not making yourself where's my report? There was
a whole that we just played a thing last night where a woman taped herself
being fired over zoom. I saw that. Why would you want to relive
that? I she did it. I think more to protect herself and let
the other side see. I think it's a bad move. But maybe I'm
an old guy talking when I say that I got fired from Kinneys years ago,
and uh, this guy was fine. He didn't think I was putting
in the time and the effort, okay, And he's like, oh nothing
that he weren't hours a week when it hurt. He had his wife coming
along with him. He was on he'd got that charge but speculates sexual harassment
from another store. So he had his wife come with him and he would
work from nine to nine at night, twelve our days. Yeah, and
he was just he was a nut. And I'm like, this isn't for
me. So it was actually a good thing. Yeah, you know,
I still had friends from Kidney's from thirty years ago. Who's the number one
on that list? Shoe salesman? No stressful having to smell structural iron,
oh walker, Okay, Okay, I can see that. Sure we had
a guy in here who was an iron worker. Yeah, not long ago.
Yeah, that looks like that's a lot of work and probably very stressful
in the buildings. Yeah. Well, I mean, when you go back
in time, I think it took God, I thought it was under two
years that they built the Empire State Building back in the nineteen was it thirties,
yeah, early, But I mean you're talking like, you know,
we didn't have the technology yet today, you didn't have the science of today,
and these guys put that, I don't know if the science has really
changed. I mean you still got to get up there. Maybe the cream
development structure, yeah, right, more or but we we've made but we've
made things exactly, We've made things easier mechanically, and I think sometimes even
in the production of different things like if you you know, if you're framing
out of house, you now have the option of steel frame where it was
always wood. Right, So that's what I mean by that. So there's
another job that sounds stressful to me. It's the NASA Planetary Defense Coordination Office.
That's a big word, the NASA Planet. NASA's Planetary Defense Coordination Office.
They are tasked with finding, tracking, and assessing the risk associated with
potentially hazardous asteroids in our Solar system. Okay. NASA works with a global
coalition of astronomers called the International Asteroid Warning Network Asteroids Hemorrhoids no Asteroids i In
the event that a dangerous asteroid is headed to Earth, IWAN would notify the
White House in the United Nations Office of Outer Space Affairs. Okay, as
asteroid is considered potentially, it's considered potentially hazardous if it's roughly four hundred and
sixty feet across and intersects the orbit half the distance between the Earth and Sun.
That are about twenty three hundred known potentially hazardous asteroids out there, twenty
three hundred potentially they know about. NASA would need at least five to ten
years of advanced notice to prevent the apocalypse from an approaching asteroid. If NASA
had a few months of warning, then there's not much it could do to
save Earth. Have you ever watched an army? Yes? I have?
And okay, Deep Impact. There's a slim changing about the sci fi movie
one. You like it? That's Stepmom Deep Impact. No, No,
that's just the whole thing. Stepmom's deep Uh. There's a slim chance a
hazardous astery could hit Earth in the next one hundred and fifty nine years,
triggering an explosion equal to twenty four nuclear bombs, and on and on.
But if it was your call, you're part of NASA's Planetary Defense Coordination Office.
Douggy Fresh, Dougie Fresh, you're in there. Maybe you're the chief
guy. You're the chief guy. Where is it landing? You're landing in
Rochester. I'm telling people. If it's landing in Kansas City, I'm gonna
let those fucking chiefs fans die. Oops. I mean I thought I sent
the text to him. All right, But let's say you find out we
got nine months and the whole planet could go. Are you saying anything?
Am I saying anything? Yeah? It was your call ending and there's nothing
to do about. Who I would tell that would believe me? I mean,
go to the new station. I gotta tell you. I wouldn't tell
anybody. I think we would have the Purge on our hand. I think
that kind of job is life threatening because if you go start talking someone,
you're going to disappear. Sure. I mean there's being there's not anybody talking
about the Epstein Islands. No, there's not. It's not you start talking
about a different Russia, right, things can change. I don't know going
because to me, it's the Purge until we get wiped out. I would
just want to spend the last days. Let everybody spend the last days in
ignorant bliss. But I would also worry that somehow it leaks like like then
you're gonna have armageddon. Well, this is this is what I'm saying.
Let's say you're the guy because there Now I have known guys who have been
in the CIA and the and the FBI, and they won't talk about anything
anything, and they and there's some historic cases that some of these guys are
on. I knew a guy in Rochester. He won't say a word,
older gentleman now in his seventies. But I'm thinking, if this happened right,
let's say, I mean, you know it's coming, and you oh
man, we got like one month. I've been sitting on this information,
this asteroids screaming doors, the earth is gonna been about a month. I
mean, the whole thing. Twenty is done, twenty four, it's gonna
be hit, and it's gonna be like twenty four nuclear bombs going off.
Nothing's left, nothing's left or about a month out. If that would me,
I would drive the Fairport and find that hooker. No, I know,
can I pay your maryl But not worry about that as because I'm thinking,
if you if you're married, right, and at one point, do
you just say you just all of a sudden say the right list is is
it? And then she's gonna you know, you know she's gonna you know,
she can't keep her fucking mouth shun God, don't you you know what
I'm saying. No, you can't tell me. Do you think it would
leak or some goody two shoes who would be like, listen, I know,
I don't think it would leak. It would be panemonium. It would
be absolute panama. I think that there's a ton of stuff that the government
knows about. Oh yeah, I'm sure a ton of stuff. I'm sure
they're they're tracking people right now that are I want to do harm. There's
even didn't we have the Michigan Militia a number of years ago that was doing
something and they there was something up in Michigan. There's a bunch of guys
and I you know, they were for a different America or something. I'd
have no idea. All I'm saying is like they're watching all these things.
If people knew, you would have people freaking the fuck out. Look what
the news does to everybody. It ruins your day. If you watch enough.
I haven't been watching too much that good. I think those Alexises are
listening, are listening. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah they are.
But you know what we're hearing about something. I'm gonna get an add on
face Book later at night about about and hemorrhoids. Yeah, memorhoids, asteroids
and an application. You're gonna have a hemorrhoid that'll be twenty four nuclear bombs
in your ass. I uh, I know. But that's a good point.
That exactly what you said. But I would encourage everybody then to say,
at the same time, be careful what you're put out there yourself online,
not to go to this extreme. But I always think that we we
tell way more than I think we're aware of, or we've put information out
there and we forget about it and it's out there. Well, if somebody's
gonna remember, potentially probably a woman. Put no offense, ladies, but
come on, no offense, no offense. You you got a memory like
an elephant. And as I had to ride, shut up. I'm serious,
I had to ride. I text you I was gonna come out a
little early, and I'm like, I put on a filter going to Fairport
and I picked up this girl and uh taking her to dinner and she goes,
hi, doggy, Hi, doggy, I'm like, she got in
the car. I'm like, you know me, you work where I'm taking
you? She goes, no, I'm I'm so Somno. Yeah, I'm
like I don't. But the name comes up. Does your name come up
on the app? Yeah? I'm like, I can't. Oh, I'm
friends with this person, this person she didn't know you did. And I'm
looking in the mirror. I'm like, I I'm sorry, i just can't
put it together. She goes, I saw you in the comedy. I'm
like, when bet the Billies. I'm like that that was two years ago.
I'm like, a lot of shit's happened in two years. And then
someone's in my eyes. So, uh, we became friends on Facebook.
While I'm driving here, I'm like, you know, I'm going to do
the podcast and everything. So nice. Look at this. Yeah, you're
you're picking up women. I give her my car to go. Look,
if you have too much to drink, you need an uber. I mean,
text me a home, you know, give you right, give you
right, absolutely. But it's smart not to drink and drive. No,
it's uh, it's stupid to drink and drive. Yeah. Period, I
don't use that word at all, but stupid. Yeah like that word.
Uh, it's it is very demeaning, but so is drinking and driving,
so we kind of get there. I would uh, I think if you're
going out, you got to be really careful because I don't think people know
where the point oh eight is. Yeah, you know what I mean.
And I know that they sell maybe there's apps or devices you can get on
your phone that will be A B, A C. But I think they
give you a ballpark. But you know what I'm saying, You blow into
your phone. Yeah, I didn't know. Yeah, I'm pretty not that.
I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that they now sell device
I want some money in that. I think you might have to get an
attachment. I'm not sure how it works, but I'm pretty sure there's something
you could probably find the app you know, out there, and I just
don't know how. I wouldn't trust it. I would always go because a
DWY, a lawyer for a d WY, is going to run you roughly
five to six grand. Yes that's just the lawyer. Yeah, let's say
they get depleted down. Whatever goes on. You still all you youngsters listening,
Yeah, you still have the fines and all that stuff and even the
idea of they to get your licensed back take the test again, the five
hour course which is now an eight hour course, and you have to get
I think you have to get alcohol evaluation. You have to go to it.
That's a party in itself. You want to make some friends go there.
You get an alcohol evaluation and I think you have to go to a
DWY impact which you have to pay for panel. Yes. Yeah, they're
not trying to help you out. They want more money for this tame.
Yeah, but but at the same time, hopefully it is a lesson learned.
And you know, I'm so I'm saying, I know, but an
you gotta get the the thing filizer in your car, yes, and you
go to kiss aunt Sarah. Sarah had a couple. He snaps. Then
you go blow this thing. And there was a local politician who had one
and he couldn't get I don't know if he couldn't get it. He couldn't
get his car to turn on or something. So we had someone else in
the house blowing to it. And he claimed it was from eating bread and
the toast in the morning had yeas and they got mistaken on his breath.
And that's why because there's a camera. Oh, there's a camera in these
interlock ignitions, so they could see who's blowing. And I had an Uber
driver that had one once and she said, yeah, she was driving me
back from I was out in Greece and I'm coming back over this side and
she goes, you don't mind, I may have to pull over, and
I just started laughing. I go, new to me, you're driving,
It's all good. I may I have to pull off a blow. But
I just think, Doug, there are certain things that we just don't tell
the masses. And I think that, you know, we want to say,
I don't know. People can't handle information, just the news. See
how upset the news gets you. Now have them come to you and go,
hey, listen, we have potential terror cell in Lakawana. You remember
that the Lakwana seven or six or whatever it was a number of years ago,
and let that be this close to you. It's a little freaky.
And I just think that people, I'll tell you what. The whole election
thing with Trump, yeah, where there was a lot of things on Twitter
proving it right. And I think people in the end, they they're just
like, let's get this over with, But I truly believe the ones that
there was, there wasn't enough numbers to try to fault it properly. That's
just my feeling to fault what to fault that there was a scam that was
bad votes that came in at three o'clock in the morning or wherever it was.
In the few states that information came out and people were like, yeah,
no, it's not true, and there's right or wrong on both sides,
not enough for everybody to revolt until of course January sixth, and they're
really pissed off. And then it happens in other countries, and people think
it's bad here, but it does happen in other countries, believe it or
not. A lot. I think we like to think we're better than that.
Hell yeah, we're drinking bottled water coming across the Canadian Canada Mountain with
fenting all up my ass to get probed and dinged and everything, and I'm
losing charge on myself. Are you losing? Are you losing faith in America?
Is what you're trying to tell. Thank God you are not America.
The politicians absolutely in the politicians, Yeah, what are you losing faith?
They're just out for themselves. Yeah, you know, take a look at
Pelosi. She's got one hundred and fifty million dollars in the bank, she
makes eighty thousand dollars a year, She's made all the right moves in the
stock marker. Come on, you're fucking over the working man. That's all
it comes to. And now these immigrants in New York City, they're going
to get a bank card for one thousand dollars. Now it might go to
ten thousand dollars. They're gonna get for just getting into this country. And
I don't have health insurance, but they're buying their vote. It's just a
whole bunch of shit. It's wrong, Bell gosh, damn it. So
this really bothers you. Yeah, sometimes that's why I don't watch the news.
That's why you shouldn't watch guy. All right, that's fine, it's
healthier for it. Hey. Look, I'm not saying be naive, and
I'm not saying that, and I'm not saying don't have opinions on these things.
But I still like to believe the one man, one vote, you
have a chance. Well, why I I think so too, And I
also think that the other side is I'm somebody who I don't want to burn
calories and things I can't control. I wouldn't want to see I under I
can almost in my head hear the theory as to why to give people one
thousand dollars when they get here, if they're going to be here, to
keep them off the streets, potentially cut down on someone stealing stuff. There's
a little bit of money in your pocket you can get kind of going here.
But I I, oh, yeah, well, but I can see
why that. I can understand that argument. I can see the argument.
Is it the right argument? Well, I I don't know, and I
I would think the downstate. You're in a liberal state, I am,
you're in a liberal state. Yeah, that may you know, you may
have to find a different state, you know what I mean. Well,
I'm just saying some people have laughed because of that stuff in New York State.
A lot of people left go to a red state, and they go
to a red state because they aligns more of their stuff. Like we're a
big country, one of the biggest in the world, and that's the problem
is there's so many and a lot of times, uh, you know,
the b the more populated areas seem to control what happens, right, so
that it almost feels like that for some people. I don't know. I
just look at it this way. Everything's good. You're still bring somebody shining
today. All right, there's no asteroids, no asteroid, nobody's broke,
no asteroids coming, nobody nobody yet's coming at me? All right, I'm
okay. Was there a next guest, doctor Curtis Martin with some big news?
I don't. I just love to tell you boys, there's something big
tomorrow. You might want to go to habits beforehand or get late. What
would be the thing if you found out there was an asteroid coming? How
much? How much time? You've got forty eight hours? What are you
doing? I am gonna get as late as much as possible. You need
to go get late as much as possible. Yeah. Do you think that
other people would be of the same mind? Sure? Do you think that
people would be going I want if you wouldn't want to go spend the time
like with a family, Yes, God, no, Why that's gonna come
back to two? I know well, I know no, But I think
that we think big brothers. Listen, fucking old man out of here.
It is weird. That sometimes all of a sudden, you're Siri or election
will go off. I like to think they're not. I want to put
that in my head. I have a big party. I mean I think
everybody would. They probably go well for a real nice meal, grab the
lobster from Wegman, you know, one big yeah. I think you would
be around your Yeah, one last game of you know, one last game
of darts. You know who's got the best pool game, one last Jenny
light, you know, just sit outside and watch it come and really yeah,
yeah, why not? I don't know. I've got a couple of
It's not gonna Yeah, it's not gonna come right in your backyard. No,
you're gonna see it. And then the tidal wave is gonna come where
you're gonna burn from nuclear destruction. Now, if this happened, would you
go, maybe I'm going to the basements. You would happen if you go,
oh, we had a coming. I mean, look at this,
this is what happens. We're turning into Sonora the whole planet. Damn y'all.
Yeah, Capital one, I'm gonna have gayment next week. My father
used to go, you never want to die on a Friday. You want
to die on a Monday with your credit card full, having had a great
week. Yet, why not die on a Friday because nobody'll come to your
funeral. No, he's going. You don't want to die on a Friday.
You miss out on the week, he goes, you can dine on
Monday day. Had a great you had a great weekend with your credit cards
full. Boom, you're out. We partied, all right, We'll take
a moment. Uh. I don't know how many people have relationships within their
family that may be a little odd, but I'll just give you I put
this out there today. Who's got relationships within the family that you try to
keep secret? You try to keep quiet? And somebody wrote, my brother
is currently on his second mail order bride. First one ditched him at the
airport after he got her into the country, and he hasn't told his family.
Well, apparently he has, because this person knows that he's on the
second one. But I'm just saying, those are usually things you're not bragging
about around the Thanksgiving dinner table. Right wait till you hear this other story
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girl at least a cover. Uh, this is a great White, Great
White, but I think it's a cover. I don't remember who did the
original Rocking rolls Now the cross you stay line, Hi, Doug. Question
all right, fire away. The question is, and maybe you don't have
this in your family. I'm trying to think. I don't think I do
either. I have a very boring family. The relationship that makes your family
uncomfortable. The relationship that makes your family uncomfortable. And that's where the guy
wrote in my Facebook page my brother is currently under second mail order bride.
That would make the family uncomfortable. The relationship that makes the family uncomfortable.
I got nothing. My dad's third wife says. Another person is his second
wife's cousin. Oh and sixteen years between them. My stepmom was seventeen and
he was not divorced from number two yet I died. I didn't have time
to ask and investigate. Wow, but yeah, right, aren't you like
that? I am such a curious person. Yes, you are that.
I'd love to Well, you've told me you like to hear people's You like
to hear people's stories. I told Doug during the break, I go,
you're grumpy today about Cruppy. You're tired, you've had it, you're fed
up to hear. You've had it up to here with people and the bullshit
today. I have some bad riders, did you. Yeah, just people
are like the car slamming the door. Ah, just just yeah, just
idiots, just idiots. Yeah, start telling me how to drive. Go
here, whoa whoa telling you how to drive? You can turn here,
you can turn here. I'm like, look, just finally, I'm just
like, let me drive. I'm not telling you I'll drive. Just it's
finding a ride. Backseat drivers, it's the worse Yeah, it's the worse
effect. If you're so fucking smart, go get your own car. And
that's right. Don't tell me what tell me? Right. For the most
part, I enjoy talking to every one out of ten. You get some
nice stories. Yeah, I know you always come in here, I can
Here's what I'm gonna tell you about. No, no, no, no,
no, no, relax, relax. I am relaxed. Doug usually
comes in, he's like, he's like a little firecracker. And then and
then today's just like then he was going to show me a script writing software.
Yes, so we're working on a pilot and he got the battery.
He goes, I forgot the battery, but I could tell by looking at
you. I had about ten stupid dumb things to just throw at you about
forgetting the battery. No, because you see it on your face. You
wear it, You wear your heart of your sleeve. I'm hoping right now
your father's watching because he knows. I know, he knows you can look
at your face and see the pain, the pain in his little pain.
You're annoyed, annoyed. It's just it's a tuesday. I'm fired up.
I'm out here. I told you I was going to come in earlier.
No, no, And I'm glad you did. You know. I'll make
anything work. I love having you. There's there's great sessions. There's there's
the hills and valleys of life. Yeah, I know. I try to
stay up and I try to stay up in the hills. Yeah. Yeah,
the valleys get mold, sweat drips down into the Cleveland. I don't
I don't want your sweat on me. There's nothing, there's nothing to do
with cart wheel about today, is what I'm saying. All right, maybe
next week there will be yes, you know. Yeah, I'm just used
to you know, Jimmy is Jimmy. I was gonna say the gymnasts.
Yeah, well, you're like you come in all you know, you're like
the little tumbler guy. All right, I will be fired up. You
don't need to be fired orgasms, all right. So here there's a story
that was in the New York Post and I think this this person ended up
on Doctor Phil. So I can't tell. I don't solve everybody's problems really
easy, just come on my show and get the ratings. And it was,
uh so this father, according to the daughter, Uh this father,
he's in great shape, he's a good looking guy, and he he's in
his fifties. The daughter says fifty five. The father went on TV and
city's forty nine. But either way, I mean, who's shaving points?
Can you tell six years difference? I don't think so. Anyway, this
girl has a she became friends with this chick and the next thing she started
banging her friend's dad behind her back. And then she got pregnant. Oh
yeah, so now the dad and the how old the girl is like twenty
two? Dad is forty nine or fifty five? Age? Yeah, I
don't know. You get it, You know, like when you're telling you
know, how to tell the age of a tree. When they cut a
tree and you count the rings, you count the rings, right, and
the same thing. For a man, you just look around the rings around
his balls, say the same thing. Woman, it's around her areo.
Just you can tell by the rings how old she actually is. I'm telling
you a doctor told me that certified medical advice, no a chiropractice, but
that would be uncomfortable. Now I'm trying to think. I don't think even
in my jerk water he'll Billy Appalachia town I grew up in. I don't
remember anything like this going on. But then, yeah, she's twenty two,
he's fifty five. Yeah, money, Well she's saying that the dad
had money. But I'm wondering if we live in a world now, and
I wonder if this happens way more often and people don't necessarily talk about it
because young women is very it's hard to tell the age. Like I used
to my father used toy. They all look alike to me. And I
say, it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, the dumbest thing I ever
heard. If I go out now, I don't know that I can tell
a thirty five year old woman necessarily from a forty five year old woe idd
somebody at the bar last week and the mother it was the mother, the
daughter, and the girl friend. And she goes, you serious. I'm
like, yeah, I think I am. I'm like, I think you
Look, it's hard to talk at twenty one. She's born in twenty or
twenty three, twenty three. But well that I can't tell, right,
that's my kids. I can't tell they're kids. Now this bar, we
don't get a lot of youngsters, all right, when couple come in,
you got it? Yeah, all right. So but what I'm saying is
like, take it as a thirty five. I couldn't tell, so I'm
not. It's almost I couldn't imagine a twenty two year old having any interest
really in a fifty five year old, other than to brag about it later
on. Oh and I banged it old god over kegs about it. No,
I mean you might, you might. I don't know, you might.
I have no idea. See, that's part of my comedy bit.
I'm fifty three. If I bang somebody twenty three, she's not telling her
girlfriend, no, But if I bang somebody that's seventy three. She's telling
Bill, her priest or, Gota gallagies this correct, right, her receptionist,
right. She's telling everybody I mean, that's that's fire works for her.
I hope it is, you know what I mean. Yeah, there's
a guy, a truck driver from Ohio, managed to snag his youngest son's
sixteen year old girlfriend in the in uh sixteen years old? Yeah, well
one, that's he. I don't know. It doesn't say how old he
is. It is the illegal eight. I don't think it is here.
I don't think in New York State. I think it's seventeen. Not that
I know right or need to, uh, but I but in the buck,
I sayed it is sixteen. It is sixteen, and god, I
just cause I'm going, man, I don't even remember. I couldn't even
have small talk with my friend's parents, and I mean it was awkward,
like if I was over or are they called, hey Bill, how's it
going? Let me find him? Right, because you had to find everybody
in the house back in the day, and so you guys studying for the
big biology test, like, I don't know. Fuck, I had nothing
to say to these people. But that's why I'm wondering. I'm curious common
with somebody. Absolutely nothing. And let me tell you something. I have
sons that would fit into this thing they come around with a chick. I
no, Hi, mister Moran, Hi Betty, you want to be on
my podcast? Is that my pickup line? Do you know what that is?
I just I that's the thing that I don't. I don't get where
that attraction would be for her now. But what I was starting to say
is we're living in a world now where it's hard to tell the age,
and we have testosterone shots for men, Viagra and every offshoot of viagra right
cialis there's the Hymns Company for hymns for hers. There's all kinds of Uh,
it's a be younger, feel younger. It's becoming I would think more
in metropolitan areas, but uh common I don't want to say commonplace because I
think that's a misuse of the word. But uh not uncommon. Maybe for
men to get botox. See you've smoothed out a few wrinkles, and in
the in the shitty lighting in the bar, maybe a fifty five year old
looks thirty five. I don't fucking know, Doug. I'm just telling you
I think we should go out drinking in Testi's series. I'm just telling you
that I think that that it can happen more today than it would you go
back to. Just go back not that many years ago. Okay, let's
go back thirty years, thirty years, So where are we? Nineteen twenty
three, ninety five? Right? Three? All right, go back forty
years eighty five. Fifty five year old guys look like fifty five year old
guys. There's some fifty five year old guys today that no, how old
do I look? Geez I would you like to open that up today a
little? When that clothes on today? About thirty eight thirty eight, Well,
look at uh, I'm just saying al Pacino and uh well and DeNiro.
Now they're having kids with younger women. Obviously they get the money.
But even the one guy from Greece, Lorenzo Lamas, Yeah I remember this.
Four years ago he had slept with a is getting married to a woman
younger than his daughters, and she was pregnant with us. Yeah kid in
his third or fourth marriage. See that to me? Even that little bit
of fame or what girls find that's stimulating? Yeah, let me tell you
what they find. The bar owners. Bar owners are ones h with the
stories young old Yeah. Well, people get drunk, They get drunk,
they got a little they have power in that world. Yeah right, I
can get free drinks. I get treated like queen of the bar. She's
the queen of the silver dollars. Do you ever hear that song? There's
a country song called the Queen and the Silver Dollar. We will play it
in a little bit, okay, And it's exactly that. She's the queen
of the silver dollar. When she comes in, she's the greatest thing in
this bar. That's your little world. I mean, if you have a
hook, I mean, if you have a boat, yeah, you know.
Yeah, and working down at Charlotte, I see the guys with no
women through the Winner and then all of a sudden that boat comes out.
And remember me, I'm serious. You know, uh, you know you
have a corvette. You get a couple of looks. You know, it's
a bigger, better deal. And you know you don't have to get to
know somebody now you find them on social media. If are you doing the
dating apps? Yeah? Are they working for you? No? No,
no, what are you trying now? Silver sneakers, Yeah, silver sneakers,
silver, silver mingles, silver pringles, silver frinkles. We taste good,
but crack, Yeah, the crack stack us up. You think you're
the man When you're getting in bed with an older woman. You hear the
hip clicking, you think something's breaking. I'm fucking sending her bag for a
warranty. And of course she gets to break because Hi, doctor Adams.
Here you go, Mary, you have wild sex. Oh you got to
meet this new one. Yeah. Let me do you notice today since you
bring up the social lapse and then again I'm not seeing it. And I
that's why I always question when I hear these things as like broad brushstrokes of
you know, young people don't know how to communicate today and blah blah blah.
I hear that from parents they have kids, okay, even in their
twenties, and when they have to go out in the world, Yeah,
they don't have communication. Now I have a son who would be they changed
the government, change what the d M five would be, to put you
on the autism spectrum. But he did, was labeled aspergers when he was
a child, even have it the rest of his life right. But a
lot of that was social and an inferential language. An inferential language. For
example, I remember saying to him, man, man, you are so
sharp, and he looks at me, he goes, what I go,
That's that was really sharp. That was really clever. He's like knives are
sharp. People are not inferential language not getting it right. Well, I
always thought with him, and he's the one who on his own went to
be a waiter. I thought, there is no way this guy's gonna make
it. And there were some really tough days for him, really tough days.
And I think it was one of those things of we here, they
can't get enough people to show up. People don't want to do that kind
of work. And there he was, and he just kept going and going
and going and push and got it and got it and got over the hump.
And now I was working at a different restaurant as a second job.
He likes that. So I've never and I'm I talk so goddamn bunch of
my kids talk to you know. And if you meet my middle son,
who went to a private high school, it's always looking in the eye and
shacked. So I don't know, because my interaction is with and most of
the people I know who have kids, same thing. Kids were always like
that. But I was reading something today it's so stupid. There are some
I know this is gonna sound dumb restaurants. So no longer Hooters, which,
by the way, but listen, there's a Hooters in West Virginia that
closed in twenty twenty and now they're going to demolish the building. And there
was a social media post for a candlelight Vitchel, I'm not kidding to have
before they tear down the old Hooters. I think somebody put it as a
joke, but it was kind of funny. But so, there are some
restaurants out there. I think they're called Twin Peaks or something like that.
Now that again much like a Hooters, but a lot of those Hooters and
things it was communication there is the whole thing was sitting down with the clientele
and sitting down with an old guy like Doug who's lonely and silver sneakers isn't
working out for him, and he just wants to talk right into your two
beautiful breasts. I mean, look right into your eyes and have a conversation
right. But you would see it if you remember Hooters and Henrietta with the
radio station I worked at, we did a lot of business there, so
sometimes you would go over there for lunch or something with one of the sales
executives, and you would see these older guys. Hey, Brandy, well
you're when I have that. I saw him in the classic can of lunch
time. Okay, all right, same thing, same thing. So but
what what? I don't know if this is true or not. I saw
it on Reddit. It says the recruits young girls now today are texting so
much that they don't sit like the Hooters waitresses or the Twins Peaks waitresses from
twenty years ago and and converse with the clientele. They're just trying to get
back to their phone. They are literally adding a training program called socialization classes
to teach the new girls how to talk to humans. And I went,
that sounds so weird to me, Like I understand, I read it.
I hear it too, I hear all the shit. What I'm saying is
my actual interaction in real touch it field, that smell it, real three
D life that we walk around in are what we call or perceive as a
reality. I haven't had that from young people. I've only interacted with young
people who actually talk. But no, I see the restaurant, you do,
well, okay, you do. Yeah, they have their waitress station.
You know, they'll have their whatever they need extra napkins and knives and
forks, and their phone will be there and they'll go from table phone next,
table phone there because they're they're worried about what they're missing. Social Yeah,
yeah, but can they talk to people, interact with people? How
about when they get in the back of an uber? Do young people do
they talk to you? Or are they mostly the quiet ones? Mostly quiet?
They're on their phone as soon as on their phone talking to somebody,
texting, somebody telling them what just happened. Is very But they're saying here
that these kids don't not They like they're adding a socialization class to try to
teach these young women at these restaurants, according to Reddit, how to do
it. And I only bring it up more for the social aspect. I'm
not seeing that. But I don't know that it doesn't exist. I don't
see it, and I don't have a little my thirteen year old who's going
to be fourteen in a couple of weeks. Hey's on this phone constantly.
But that dude will talk a blue streak and go toe to toe with anybody.
Yeah, I love he loves busting balls and just having a good time.
So I I always think it my my little narrow sphere of this world.
I don't see these things. It doesn't mean they don't exist. There's
a big gap between fourteen and your age. I mean just knowing all the
apps to go on Instagram, Facebook. What are you trying to say.
I'm trying to say that you didn't grow up with that. So No,
this kid is he has taught me things right exact and done stuff. He
has produced rap songs full beats and everything that he writes himself and produced it
on his phone before I got him a computer that he could you know,
I would handle the bilified rap song he did change well, some of them
were songs movie I would go. I remember screaming no, no, no,
no, no no. Bedwards him just asking what would you do at
the thirteen fourteen years old? And most of the music that you're listening to
has that in there? Yeah fourteen yeah, back and back Yeah. Big
ten inch was Aerosmith. Yes, that's right right. That was another one
that was That was a good one. All right, we will uh,
we will take a moment for what hooters? Well did I just thought that
was that was a real thing. I did see that. I don't know
whether they're really having a candlelight vigil or not. It made me laugh.
What I was gonna say is there's a uh Southern restaurant. I don't know
if it's called Dick's or Cocks, but all the waiters and waitresses uh diminish
you and joking, yeah matter. Have you ever heard of this place?
I've heard. I'm not. I don't know the plate, but I know
that there have been restaurants and insult you and like I'll throw a fork at
you. I don't know about that, but they'll not throw it to hurt
you. That would be a fun place to work for. I'm sure a
lot of comedy comes out of there. And then they make you ahead at
the end and it's dirty, like like nuts on my face or whatever.
You know. You know, I can't get laid head or whatever it is.
I'll look it. Why don't you open? Oh? Yeah? No?
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get back to what matters most. She's a queen on the silver dollar.
She rules a small kingdom. Spor is an opposed to the right. Yeah,
he's such a great picture. The song trying again, which one will
take the Queen of the silver Dollar home she rives and all her splendor reach
Now is a crons Temps stops right down the block. Now the old piano
mister Blizzards and the Queen. She's agreed, but you know them, you
know, he like every Clinketty's splits. Yeah, just the way they wanted
Perceptors and Wineglass and I DJ versus shippers for sixteen years. You ain't impressed
me. I don't give a ship out the big TITSI I forgot how much
I love this song. I love songs that paid pictures. That was the
great thing about country told a story. Yeah, you know, even like
old country. Now, old country for me would probably be seventies eighties country,
But they told stories. You know, the old Eddie Rabbit told the
story Eddie, who are old? You know what? I just have Johnny
Cash and everywhere man, Well, Johnny Cash kind of had a comeback with
Hurt two thousand and three. Yeah, I didn't know there was a Songwriters
Hall of Fame. So the movie came out, Yes, and these in
all these halls country? Who is Johnny? Yeah? So was uh Luke
Graham's in the Songwriters Hall of Fame? Oh yeah, yep. And I
think he and Mick Jones together, I'm not sure or how well. They
don't get along very well. Yeah, he was the guy who really founded
Farner and so I love to get Lou on and I don't know if I
ever told Lou this, so Lou would talk, you know. He wrote
a lot of the music for Farner, a lot of the hits. And
there was a time where he was in the band Black Sheep. He didn't
want to go down and try out Black Sheep. They were opening up for
Kiss and they're coming back from Almoney or somewhere. It's wintertime. They get
into an accident, all their equipment everything destroyed, and the guys in the
band are like, hey, man, you got to go down. So
I think it was yeah, Mick Jones calls his parents' house, he gets
a message and he's like, I don't want to go. I don't want
to go. So he finally went down and the audition lasted a couple of
days and he became the lead singer of Farner. And So it wasn't you
know when they say things like manufactured rock or organic rock, this wasn't a
bunch of guys who hung out together like guns and roses. They met on
the strip and all of a sudden they ride I used to fame together,
right. This was sort of like Nick was a talented guy, had been
another band, was putting a band together and looking for a lead singer,
and it became Foreigner and they're up for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
this year. Yeah. So he said when they were doing the writing,
it was like a ninety ten split for when he found out, he's like
mixing, No, I get ninety, you get ten. So it was
always like this push pull struggle to get any kind of recognition and money for
writing. That's really where most of the money comes from in rock and roll.
Yeah, sure, the royalties and then the album and then later on
if somebody covers it and all kinds of stuff. So he gets into the
Hall of Fame, and I forget he bitched a lot on different shows with
me about Mick, and then I'm interviewing Mick. I don't know why Mick
was on up in radio, they would do these things where you would get
like eight minutes, You got eight minutes, and there would be somebody listening
and they go, you're going over time. Could you wrap it up please,
We've got to get on to the next station. Right that that would
happened to yourry interview. So we're talking to Mick Jones. I go,
hey, Mick, Lou says, just to stir the fire, as I've
come to find out, you do, Lou says. He goes, now,
Lou became a born again Christian, and he goes, oh, bless
his Christian hearts, which, like, that's fucking awesome. It was terrible.
I don't know if I ever told Lou that or not. Well,
I know Lou had brain cancer. Yeah, he did not bring cancer.
He did have a brain a benign tumor. That was. He lost a
lot of money. He had to sell royalties or something so they could pay
for it. Probably, I don't know, I know, I don't know.
He's he's certainly recovered and going back a long way. Yeah yeah,
and uh, I hear him sing, I know it sounds great. I
saw him a few years ago. He did a party in the park and
they he played a bunch of the songs and jukebox hero and they had a
big inflatable juke box behind him, and he played a lot of his songs
that were hits, you know, Midnight Blue and things like I always love
Midnight Blue. I love that song. Uh, but what else are you
gonna do? I mean, that's why these songwriters keep living. I mean
Mick Jagger, you know. Wow. They're also coming up with new stuff
too. Yeah, nobody wants I want the new style. You're the only
one. You know. What, if I'm paying one hundred dollars for a
ticket, I don't want to hear what I want to hear. I want
to hear. But I like one new one. I like the new stuff
they're doing. I like the new stuff. What is you you talk about?
Like? You and I are are very close in age, we are,
but we are miles apart in I'll tell you what. I went to
a counter a few years ago. It was I think it was Tesla.
I like Tesla, Ario and def flupperd Tesla really out of all those,
man, Tesla's my favorite, and uh, def Lupper ended it. Ario
is great. Def Lepper comes on. They start playing songs. The first
three songs all all new, and nobody everybody's looking around. I took my
best friend, I'm like, do you know this song? And he's like,
no, how about this one? No? And everybody's all ready to
get pumped up. Yeah, Arios got him, and we're going back to
the eighties. We're reliving our youth, and I'm like, all right,
those were off and by half halfway through their set, people are walking out.
We're done. Yeah, yeah, your shot had your shot to That's
just true. You come to hear the hits. Yeah, I agree,
you come to hear the hits. And I think that's why Journey especially,
I love how they're doing two or three bands. Yeah, you know,
I think right now you got Total and Journey coming this week. I think
to Blue Cross Arena and I think the which is an arena in the in
the Rochester area, but the Journey didn't is doing it right? They Steve
Perry certainly a major talent, major talent, but the band wasn't him.
That wasn't his band. It was Neil Shown and he really kept the band
together and with this Arnelle Parnada I believe is his name from the Philippines.
You pulled out of thin air. That's right. Yeah, I wouldn't know.
I know the Philippines yell and uh no h. I t the Arnel
Prenada. It sounds like you can't tell, but people are there because the
music gave. And I'll say there are certain songs that I think, now
I go God, I loved that song. It's such a piece of ship
song. I'll give you an example. Huey lewis happy to be stuck with
you. Yeah, I liked that back in the day, I liked you.
It hit me in a sweet spot of life and it brought me back
to care free kid sneaking out of my bedroom, running out to meet my
friends, you know, Peyton a wall with my dad because I fuck something.
I don't know just what. I call the sweet spot of life,
And so that song carries memory. I think people go see Journey for the
same thing, and it doesn't matter. To close your eyes and I can't
tell Arnel Prenata from from Sleep Whole by biography on him on Netflix. Ben's
very interesting and great marketing, by the way, for them, I was
smart. I went to see Journey and c Meg probably about ten years ago
with a couple of girls from wind Hammers and they're like, oh, we
got front row tickets. I'm gonna call my friend and I went with my
buddy and uh and she's like, I'm like, so we got tickets.
We got tickets, So we got lawn seats and we're gonna move up to
the front row. All you gotta do is talk to my buddies. So
I forget who is the opening band, maybe Cheap Trick or something like that.
And all of a sudden she comes back, all right, we're going
to front row. You got tickets, don't worry about it. She argued
with every security guard and got us all the way up to the front row,
and all of a sudden, I'm sitting there in the bouncer was like,
let me see your ticket, and like talk to her. So she's
arguing with them all of a sudden anyway, and what's his name? Right
now? It's right as close to me as you annie with his finger out
anyway pointing us. I'm like, all right, we're in. And then
the the security guys like, no, you gotta go. They threw out.
I threw us out. So here we went back up on the hill
and got high with friends from Oly. It was awesome. Tree, Like,
I don't know if I want to be front row anymore for certain shows
or not. I like being front row, cancerts, back row funerals,
that's how I put it. Well, yeah, I'd like the lawn sometimes
for certain shows, just to hang out and enjoy the music. But I
will tell you that if you're looking for tickets and you're on the fence,
I don't know if I want to go or not. They always hold back
friends and family for every show, no matter where it is. Somebody may
know somebody in the band. So Hall and Oates came and I waited til
the last minute, and I called up a friend who's actually it's his birthday
today and he's in a band. He's in Uh. Uh, he's in
Daughtry and uh. He made a call. He knew the drummer in the
Hall, nots, and sure enough we were eight rows back. Private.
I gotta tell you, I, well, Daryl Hall has a house near
my mom, and that's where Darryl's place, and he films all that is
in Pauling, New York, which is not far from where I grew up.
I worked in a kind of a fancy deli, but it was the
coffee shop. It was one of the first ones. They sold the different
flavored coffees and they had special cheeses that you couldn't get it. It was
really appealed to more New Yorkers. And he would come in there and then
he stopped coming in because he was getting inundated with people, right, But
and so I've always kind of I was like, that's so cool. So
when they came, I go, I want to see them in concert,
and I watched him get pissed on stage. Yeah, something didn't go right
down. He's he's a hot hit. An't friends anymore? No, they're
not. No. John Olds has a great song called Ozark, but other
than that, I don't know what else he did. But then I like
being underneath the canopy. Well because you're an old man now, yeah,
yeah, en row close to the beer, close to the bathroom. Closer
to the bathroom. See you are an old man. Well I'm drinking.
What the fuck is going on with you? I can still rock out with
fact the buck out with my cock out. You want to know what Doug
said during the break, He goes, you know what they're not doing anymore
in schools? Yeah? What cursive writing? Yes? Right? How are
they gonna sign things? And I can first stop stabbed teaching kids how to
certain things? You got it there. They're a sponge, especially when they're
young. Yes, you teach them more. They absorb more as you get
older. You're like, when you're young, your brain is hungry, and
you can teach them more. So, go and teach. I don't want
to be a teacher. Will you'd be great at it? I wouldn't.
I see, you know what it is. Here's why I'm laughing at you
as an old man. These are little things that are annoying. You don't
have kids. Don't I have kids? You have kids? Yeah, I
didn't care. And then learn to write. Don't write, He'll be fine,
daddy in the ear and that your said, yeah he can't write,
but you should see a pigeon section. I go, look, you'll figure
it out, you'll make it. I remember I have You can tell with
your kids who who's got what and where? You know, as long as
they had a work ethic. All I ever said was I don't care what
you did. I come from a family where every education was the most important
thing. You could have the most important thing. I am the least educated
out of my siblings. I have a bachelor's. Everybody else has the minimum
of a master's. My sister is a doctor, my father is a doctor.
My mother has a master's. I don't have any of that. I
just but with my guys, I go all I want you to have is
a motor to do something, have a passion to do something, do something,
whatever that is, and when you do it, do it and always
ask yourself this, could I have done it better? Is that the best
I can do? I say it every time I get out of bed.
I was say it for you, honey, could I have done it better?
So I'm saying, but so if you don't like those five minutes.
But I'm not getting upset over the fact that I'm watching the news and they're
telling me and they're not teaching cursive. You're burnt of calories that ship that
you can't even control. We're accepting mediocrity, Yes we are. Who made
AI? Not me? Some brilliant person because because we're developing all these knuckleheads
and they're gonna be able to do it, so we got it. We're
gonna have to have a robot. But here's the thing. I also think
that that's a little overblown because how how you know what I'm saying, like,
who ho I interact with? Versus what you're telling me. I'm not
seeing that. I'm not seeing the young kids who don't have the intererga.
I'm not saying they're not there. Hey, look I have a I have
a friend who uh manages a company. Are you know what? Yes,
I understand that. I understand that. I understand that. My father,
my father with who's really a philosopher. He was the sixth grade English teacher
in the inner city of Poughkeepsie. Why because he loved it. He wrote
grants, he did other things. He wrote on the side, but his
big passion was really teaching kids. And yeah, you're right, but most
of that stuff comes back to what and this would be parenting well, family,
family, having it, you know, a strong structure, right,
you had parents that were in tell you on air that I had that couple
earlier, not on a So I'm obering today. I've got an older couple.
Probably they've got a son. He's he's got five kids from five different
women, and now he's gonna have number six and number seven. He's having
twins with another girl. Damn, and they're they're just yelling in the back.
It's not my problem, you know, you can only do so much.
I've got my own life, and I'm like, I guess you can't
stop your son from banging whatever you want, unprotected sex. You know what
I was going to say, you know what we should give away free instead
of these free free cards of the immigrants. Free vasectomies. There you go,
go have all the sex you want, stop stop reproducing. Why are
you smiling? Because that would fix a lot of things. I don't.
Yes, but but okay, I'm not saying. I do think that,
you know, we have a problem. I think that, uh, let's
go back to concerting. No, no, no, this is part of
the problem that people have with you know, my body, my choice,
and not being allowed to making abortion illegal. I you know, on a
personal level, I would there are so many I know, so many couples
that have gone through great lengths to have a family. Yeah. Right,
But I think then I've known people who have adopted, and adoption is a
wonderful thing, and I don't know why that isn't more easier. Sometimes sometimes
I can tell you it was easier to adopt from overseas than it was to
adopt domestically for some people. Yeah, And I've known couples who got all
excited and thought we almost get like like a test weekend with the baby,
and then and then the mother decides that she wants the baby back because there's
kind of this window and there's all kinds of tough situations, but uh yeah,
I hear you. It becomes a drain and we, you know,
we we wind up in problems. I just feel bad for those kids.
They're getting no guidance, they don't know where they're going. And then that's
a big source of why they are reason that where they go into gangs.
Well you used to always upset me. Well okay, yeah, you got
a good point there, because the kids are always looking for a leader.
It was one of the reason. Look at the history of the world.
Okay, look at the history of the world. And I don't want to
say for but just look at the history of the world. It is the
same thing young men, probably women, but young men are always looking for
a leader. And the voices that are the loudest and the most attractive,
and you can look at somebody's trying to build a regime, and that's how
they start. They went for the young and you know, because most of
the guys had come back from war, they had lost, and you feel
impotent, you're beat up, you're fucked up from war. So they're so
the fathers of that are not there. So here comes somebody with oratory skills,
and we had a huge problem in this world for a while. That
would be hitler. You know what I'm saying. I mean that that's what
you're but I hear you. I used to always have a problem when my
kids were young, Uh, seeing other kids that didn't didn't have the influence
of parents and stuff. And you can see how people will react to those
kids. Well, that's the reaction you're getting from the time you're young.
When when, as you say, you're a sponge and that's how I'm treated
by people. How do you think they're going to behave right? Right?
How do you think you're going to say? It's almost like you're and so
that becomes a self fulfilling prophecy. And I don't know how you break it.
And you want to talk about poverty cycles and all kinds of things which
are a real drain. I don't know how you break it. And the
guy having six different six eight seven kids, eight kids with six six women,
different women, it sounds it almost sounds it almost sounds made up.
It almost sounds made up. No, I'm not saying it is. That's
not that's not my point. I'm saying it almost sounds and we don't see
it and when we but it's not just one no, but then and then
some people would get very upset because what's his name? Who hosts the masked
singer? He was he was married to uh Mariah Carey for a while.
But he has a bunch of kids from a bunch of different women. But
he's a rich guy, right, and he can provide for these kids.
I don't know. Providing money and providing guidance are definitely two different things,
way different. Yeah, both are important, but but I would give some
of the most people to America. Of the rich, they have everything,
and the parallels between the uber rich and the uber poor are a lot closer
than you would think for unfortunately similar reasons. Absent parents raised by others.
Your nanny, your nanny, yeah, nana, Papa, let's get off,
mean whatever. No, I'm just saying, I don't, right,
I can't speak to either one. I wasn't. I was raised by in
a two parent household, and I try to remain even though then in the
house with my youngest, my other guys. You know, for a majority
of their life we were a family under one roof, not so much not
now, And that is I think causes some great strife and stuff. But
I try to stay as present as possible in the situation that, like,
you're not done in mccownery's shooting darts and drinking guinness. I'm there for them.
We FaceTime actually take take the other guys there, go drive dad home.
We get busted and we leave the cow No no, no, no,
We're gonna call Doug. I got a guy. I'm still wondering whose
car that is. We'll find out, but I'm dying to know. Don't
you ever see these things? Like I'm driving down the four n I see
an entire drive all around, and I look at that and I go,
I'm really wondering what happened here? I see cars on jacks in the city.
In the city now, they might be working at him. Somebody might
have stolen tires, and probably it's usually the case. It's just it's just
amazing. I picked up a woman from Unity Hospital. She was a traveling
nurse, barely spoke any English, and she came out she had she had
a foot locker, three bags, a purse, another bag, a garment
bag and uh, senior Doug, oh yeah, and she points like,
can you open the trunk. I'm like, oh god, I gotta now
the come on call it movie company, honey. I'm an over of course,
no tip, and that's a that's a bad thing, you know.
I'm I'm busting my hump. I'm you know, I don't need to.
I feel for you. I go. Do you have anybody to help you
unload this sun? Oh no, I'm a traveling nurse. Oh okay,
see you peck all this ship up and expect somebody else to move it.
You can't live without this, right kind of what I was thinking, hearted
person, So I helped her. I still have the thoughts, Archie.
One thing. Don't own the gun is another pull write it down. Write
this down in cursive, Tucky fresh on a time already at least five hours,
just flew by five hours. What are you talking? I'm that good
with Clarks. I'm better with Matthew Christmas. All right. Nothing you're gonna
say leave the L out of the word. And you didn't be good with
that. I don't know for Dougie Fredo, Phil Moran book, The Big
Sin Tomorrow. Didn't know what to do. I'm trying to TV. Don't
r a letter to you, not a danger about in unter state