1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:06,160 For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world. This is 2 00:00:06,719 --> 00:00:12,960 the many bit Stiltoe corn is alive and kicking mun over here. I'll hit 3 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,839 but your ass a couple of times. You you know what I'm saying. 4 00:00:15,279 --> 00:00:19,679 This brother breaking on the forty yard. But this brother, Come on, 5 00:00:20,399 --> 00:00:23,239 sid, I hope I didn't kiss off. Jesus, you call that a 6 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:28,359 penalty's number one? That was number one. It's the La Clippers. Shut 7 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:34,159 up, you're staying it for all people. I would get a pregnant They 8 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:39,200 just called in and hangs up. Your mother fucker that can kiss me off? 9 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:42,920 Are you? Are you in the shower house totally in the show. 10 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:46,200 Yeah, he's not a coach, can give me James stupid, You're a 11 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:52,359 super idiot. For get soup up tight over literally to clearly why I will 12 00:00:52,439 --> 00:01:03,680 lie for attention my life at start. Y'all, you're coming. Welcome to 13 00:01:03,799 --> 00:01:10,079 punch drunk sports where winners are winning. Okay, even though all of us 14 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:12,879 aren't here right now, but we are winning. Trust me joining me as 15 00:01:12,879 --> 00:01:17,799 always. Jay nice? How are you? Jason? I mean, Johnny, 16 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:22,359 I'm okay, buddy, Just you know, living life, playing golf, 17 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:29,519 fucking fucking chicks. I've been laid since eighty five. Yeah, that's 18 00:01:29,519 --> 00:01:32,799 true, dude. What I mean? You know he's got such a tool 19 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:34,840 and he just wastes it well, I mean, just the hog of all 20 00:01:36,079 --> 00:01:38,760 one thing that was known about Jason Tebow. A nice dick and the girls 21 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:42,760 loved it. And even though he's a homeless person, they still gave it 22 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:48,200 up. He's got so many great stories, so much just on his dicky 23 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:51,359 Jay signs Dick. But enough of that, Johnny, I'm gonna be in. 24 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:57,640 Oh look who show iPads here? iPad everybody, Welcome to the show. 25 00:01:57,719 --> 00:02:04,319 iPad. Hey, Bud, we were just singing your praises. We've 26 00:02:04,359 --> 00:02:08,280 started the show. We're seeing your praises about your big dick. Hey. 27 00:02:08,319 --> 00:02:15,560 Thanks, guys. His face it needs it needs its own U Instagram page. 28 00:02:16,039 --> 00:02:21,039 I've heard you know, like you look like the like the third like 29 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:23,840 the third from the top guy on a lobster boat is what you definitely look 30 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:30,280 like? Deadliest Catch? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you look like Deadliest 31 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:35,840 Catches web design guy. You look like the guy on Deadliest Catch that they're 32 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:38,919 all really sad that he died last season. You know what I mean? 33 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:42,599 Oh, guys know, I went to school of the guy from Deadliest Catch 34 00:02:42,719 --> 00:02:46,319 that did die not on the boat but in his hotel room. Well from 35 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,199 drugs? Is he the drug guy? Because I don't know. His name 36 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:53,159 was Andy Race. He was a great guy and uh, he was on 37 00:02:53,199 --> 00:02:58,360 the show and he died. Yeah, how he just died in the hotel 38 00:02:58,439 --> 00:03:00,520 room. He's like, oh, oh, by the way, yeah, 39 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:05,960 are we recording? Yeah, everybody, welcome to Punch Trunk. Our winners 40 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:08,879 win. Rest in peace to our good friend friend of the comedy store. 41 00:03:09,599 --> 00:03:15,520 Uh, Donald Stevens, you know Donald, Mary and Donald I think so 42 00:03:15,159 --> 00:03:20,039 real, nice, married little she had glasses. Yeah. But the lady 43 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:23,639 who from beyond me yep, and they did the shows at their house. 44 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:28,039 He just passed away two days ago. Her husband. Yeah, oh damn 45 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:32,159 yeah. He had a bad fight for cancer. Rest in peace to him. 46 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:36,360 He's a great guy. He's big fan of Sam's always went to all 47 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,840 your shows and uh, he's a great guy man. He struggled with cancer 48 00:03:38,879 --> 00:03:45,439 for the last three years. And there's I think, B seventeen, What 49 00:03:45,599 --> 00:03:47,400 does that do? I need some seventeen? What does that do? B 50 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:52,639 seventeen. It's a lot of people when they do when they test people have 51 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:57,479 cancer, they have a deficiency in B seventeen. I need to be seventeen 52 00:03:57,479 --> 00:03:59,520 again, and then I don't have to worry about cancer. Wouldn't that be 53 00:03:59,599 --> 00:04:01,159 great to just be able to go back to Like what age would you go 54 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:05,400 back to if you could just? Oh? I was talking to my relatives 55 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:10,120 about this. My aunt's like sixteen. I'm like, what I would go 56 00:04:10,199 --> 00:04:17,519 back to? Um, I mean, could I be me now? But 57 00:04:17,759 --> 00:04:23,000 yeah, it's your brain. You're putting your boy to go back and relive 58 00:04:23,079 --> 00:04:27,839 some shit. Yeah, twenty five on five. See, that's too recent 59 00:04:27,879 --> 00:04:30,000 for me. I feel like I got to go back to like eighteen something 60 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:34,519 like that. Nineteen nineteen, Johnny, how old are you? I'm thirty 61 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:41,519 five? Thirty starts that I remember. I didn't want to go back three 62 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:44,399 weeks when he was like that was his girl. That's what I'm saying. 63 00:04:44,399 --> 00:04:46,079 I want to go back to like twenty nineteen something like that. That would 64 00:04:46,079 --> 00:04:50,160 be twenty five is good because you're you're becoming a man. You're you're starting 65 00:04:50,199 --> 00:04:54,879 to like understand the word yeah. But you're projecting all that we're saying, 66 00:04:54,879 --> 00:04:58,360 though, none of that counts because you're taking your brain from now back into 67 00:04:58,399 --> 00:05:01,240 that body five. You're still good look in, you know, But what's 68 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:05,160 the advantage of being twenty You're already declining at twenty five. You you want 69 00:05:05,199 --> 00:05:10,720 to be right in your physical peak, which is like, I'll never decline. 70 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,879 I'm twenty five. I like twenty five when you see your credit cards 71 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,920 getting nice. Johnny, Sam and I want to go back fifty years to 72 00:05:17,959 --> 00:05:21,839 when we're twenty five. Do you have a guy with that? Bro? 73 00:05:23,079 --> 00:05:29,800 You whipper snapper? We were look at hipper Snapper speaking of wishing. Speaking 74 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,879 of wishing, go ahead, sorry, I want to go back to when 75 00:05:31,879 --> 00:05:35,160 I was in high school where women couldn't vote and it was the good old 76 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:39,879 days, good old days. Speaking of wishing, they could go back. 77 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:44,959 You say, did you guys watch the uh? Did you guys watch the 78 00:05:44,959 --> 00:05:46,839 Cards blow it in? The nice thing? I did not. That was 79 00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:53,040 insane, crazy, you know. I was Hero zero forever and I turned 80 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:55,279 it off and turned it back on, just checked the score and it was 81 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,879 one nothing. Late in the game, I got man, you know, 82 00:05:58,279 --> 00:06:00,959 Cardinals probably you know, don't get away with any his home wind bringing a 83 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:04,199 picture close it out. And then I got Sam's text, who was like 84 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:09,959 bully shit. The Cardinals just blew. They give up six runs and then 85 00:06:10,079 --> 00:06:15,439 top of the ninth. Wait, and he didn't even see it. No, 86 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,959 I saw it on m I saw it on Twitter, and I saw 87 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,879 it on ES. Yeah. Yeah, dude. So the Cards are up 88 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:25,279 to to zero going in the ninth. They bring in Ryan Helsley, which 89 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:29,199 is the guy who's complaining about the tomahawk chop you know in Atlanta, like, 90 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:30,560 you know, the brave need to do the right thing and get rid 91 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:33,279 of the tomahawk shock. So anytime he fails, you know, it's great 92 00:06:33,319 --> 00:06:38,480 for brave fast. And so he's one of these guys who comes in throwing 93 00:06:38,519 --> 00:06:42,079 like one h two, but he can't control it sometimes and he's all over 94 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:45,720 the place, dude, I mean, just airmail Andy for the Dodgers. 95 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:48,079 That's the man. He couldn't find his own man, he couldn't find his 96 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:54,800 zone. He loads the basis and then they bring in another reliever who almost 97 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:59,879 who's close to getting the second out and getting out of it, but Sigura 98 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,600 it just takes just slaps it over into the into the gap and kind of 99 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:06,879 a seeing eye a single and they score a couple runs and and then pile 100 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:10,639 on from there. But yeah, I I the Cardinals really are the better 101 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:14,040 team. To me, they got some weakness in the bullpen, and I 102 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:15,959 would love for the Phillies to win so that I think. I think the 103 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:19,360 Braves have a better shot against the Philis. All that money you spent on 104 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:24,040 what's his face in the outfield and you're in the wild card. I mean 105 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:27,439 it's unbelievable. I mean, then you got Trout, who's like making all 106 00:07:27,439 --> 00:07:30,439 that. I loved Trout. Trout, I'm gonna say this. I love 107 00:07:30,519 --> 00:07:33,480 Trout. He's probably my favorite player. I don't know why, because they 108 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:38,839 never watch any of his games. That's so I've always really loved him. 109 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:44,720 He has all the characteristics of somebody that did a lot of performance financing drugs 110 00:07:44,879 --> 00:07:48,360 and just body is constantly breaking down. Yeah, I mean, do you 111 00:07:48,439 --> 00:07:53,839 think gear and judges on anything. Yeah, for sure. He looks like 112 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:57,560 it too. Like physically he looks like it. He's got that chromagnum face 113 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:01,000 going on, like it's all there. He's got that that gap between his 114 00:08:01,079 --> 00:08:07,519 front teeth. That's a short signs that got to do very very prominent steroid 115 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:11,120 user David Letterman. But everyone knows that bro, how do you think he 116 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:16,240 lasted so long? Yeah, performance enhancing drugs, Johnny, I think, 117 00:08:16,639 --> 00:08:20,439 Johnny, I unless they've got some new shit, I think judges, they 118 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:24,759 do. The Angels. What a waste of two of the greatest talents of 119 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:31,080 all time in baseball. They just can't get pitching. It's always been pitching. 120 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:37,919 It's been that his entire career. He just can't get any pictures and 121 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:41,200 they just get lit up. And the sad part is is they probably should 122 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:45,440 trade them so they can get a bunch of prospects, so they can finally 123 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,159 get some pictures. Yeah, no, you're telling you it's just a waste, 124 00:08:48,159 --> 00:08:50,240 man. I mean, it's not like they're not spending a ton of 125 00:08:50,279 --> 00:08:54,279 money either. They're like top ten in payroll, you know, around ten 126 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,720 something like that, So they're, uh, you know, they're a team 127 00:08:56,799 --> 00:09:01,159 is trying a little bit. They just they got But he just gave a 128 00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:05,159 post it to his cat. I just threw one away. I was like, 129 00:09:05,159 --> 00:09:07,399 how the fun the chance that I did just throw one away? I 130 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:11,279 don't have a cat. My dog would eat a post it though. I 131 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:15,799 was looking my dog today's sucking around with something on the ground, fucking looking 132 00:09:15,799 --> 00:09:18,399 buddy's got a fucking two grapes in his mouth. Apparently grapes will kill a 133 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:22,639 dog. Grapes, you dog, are bad for dogs. Yeah, and 134 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:26,399 somebody told me that I didn't believe it that I looked at is that real? 135 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:28,679 Look at it? I looked it up. I didn't believe that. 136 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:31,639 I looked it up for I looked it up. Also, look up white 137 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:35,200 girl gets what's coming to her. That was a weird article too. Oh, 138 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:37,480 I already got that. I got that tab open already. I'm sure 139 00:09:37,559 --> 00:09:41,440 you do. Yeah, you're right, dude. No, dogs should never 140 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:43,919 eat grapes. Grapes and raisins are known to be highly toxic to dogs. 141 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:50,879 The research has yet to pinpoint exactly which substance in grapes causes the reaction. 142 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:56,200 Damn so hilarious. Bront know that I didn't need it to. Everybody started 143 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:58,360 panicking. It's got great hair, doesn't he look at Jason's hair? What 144 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:03,879 do you do? It's a nice a great dick. Good good for you, 145 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:09,720 Jason. This is a great podcast so far. I'm my dick is 146 00:10:09,799 --> 00:10:13,360 beat up. Bro, I've been pounding so much. It's like it's it's 147 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:16,480 seis better, just kind of like mushing it into your body. It's like 148 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:22,919 I can't even beat off anymore. I gotta sneak up on my dick just 149 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:31,240 to pee it. Thinks I'm gonna mug it again. What's been going on? 150 00:10:31,399 --> 00:10:33,519 Jason has to wear a ski master jerk off, so its fucking his 151 00:10:33,679 --> 00:10:37,919 dick doesn't know what's coming. Sneak up on it at night like a fucking 152 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:43,840 prowler. Dude, do just like you got a short amount of time and 153 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:46,360 a lot to talk about. Um, where do you want to go? 154 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:52,080 Football? I know you love football. There's Draymond Green video. Yeah. 155 00:10:52,039 --> 00:10:54,639 Yeah, let's just get it off. I'll pull it up just a second, 156 00:10:54,639 --> 00:11:01,200 give me just a second. Were you serious when you said, as 157 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:05,039 he walks away from that is suspension worthy? Oh? Oh no, I 158 00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:07,360 think he said, how do you not suspend him? As? What is 159 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,639 what? Sam? Oh? I thought he thought he said, how is 160 00:11:09,639 --> 00:11:11,559 that a suspension? No? No, no, I think he said, 161 00:11:11,559 --> 00:11:16,600 how do you not suspends? It? Should be it's gonna you said that, 162 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,639 it's gonna tear apart that team. Do this thing here. Let's just 163 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:22,759 show it real quick for the people on video. Here we go, all 164 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:26,240 right, So Draymond is over here. I guess they're talking shit to each 165 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:31,639 other. And imagine that. I mean, it looks like mostly Draymond doing 166 00:11:31,639 --> 00:11:37,399 a talking So Draymond all right, gets in his face, gets in the 167 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:41,159 face, he pushes him out of his face right there, right Damn. 168 00:11:41,399 --> 00:11:43,399 He's not even looking at Draymond. If you look, he's like looking away 169 00:11:43,399 --> 00:11:48,519 from He's not expecting a real fight. He's kind of like, gee, 170 00:11:48,639 --> 00:11:52,519 I agree, dude, I agree, that's not walk Damn, dude, 171 00:11:52,919 --> 00:11:56,080 is that a sucker punch? Do you think it's not a sucker that's not 172 00:11:56,120 --> 00:12:01,399 a soccer punch. But it's not. It's it's not warranted at all. 173 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,279 And Pool is one of their young stars, Like, you know, Draymond 174 00:12:03,279 --> 00:12:05,879 Green's on his way out as far as I'm concerned. And Pool he's won 175 00:12:07,039 --> 00:12:09,399 a lot for that. He's like he's done every Yeah, I mean, 176 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:13,159 he's done an all timer in that particular team. So it walks up to 177 00:12:13,279 --> 00:12:18,120 him. He starts talking shit, right and then this guy knows something up. 178 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:22,919 Punchback guy walks around. Bam, I'm sure did You're right? Sam? 179 00:12:24,039 --> 00:12:24,759 That dude, that guy didn't know. He's like, oh, I 180 00:12:24,799 --> 00:12:28,320 know, Draymond h and he's about to go lose his mind here. Yeah, 181 00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:33,600 yeah, yeah, And look at dude, damn he Superman punches him. 182 00:12:33,759 --> 00:12:39,279 He does, he kind of leaps into it. Now here's the thing 183 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:45,159 about NBA players, and we we discovered this with with uh. And you 184 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:48,759 might remember this, Jason, because you love the bulls. When when Seaquille 185 00:12:48,759 --> 00:12:54,279 O'Neill swung on Brad Williams, do you remember that? Not the big remember 186 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:58,440 that? And you remember that punch? It was like the worst form punch 187 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:03,240 ever because these sides are so grounds. He's going for the grounding pound, 188 00:13:03,279 --> 00:13:05,600 dude, He's like, do you watch watch after he hits him, he 189 00:13:05,679 --> 00:13:09,080 kind of leaps on top of him like he's gonna go for the ground and 190 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:13,200 pound. Watch this he hits him bam and then look like on top of 191 00:13:13,279 --> 00:13:15,480 him. I mean if they hadn't pulled him off, he would have destroyed 192 00:13:15,559 --> 00:13:18,399 him. Damn. Well this is true too. By the way, this 193 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,080 is not a joke, even though it sounds like a joke, but this 194 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:24,480 is undercent true. You know it's a good punch because uh, Jake Paul 195 00:13:24,519 --> 00:13:31,000 just offered him ten million dollars to fight him. You can look it up. 196 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,480 Really, are you kidding me. Yes, right as that came out, 197 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:37,120 Jake Paul offered to fight him. His NBA contract can't allow for fucking 198 00:13:37,519 --> 00:13:43,080 yeah you. Jake Paul's a genius of promotion. He really really liked the 199 00:13:43,159 --> 00:13:46,799 Paul brothers. I don't care. Yeah, I don't have a problem with 200 00:13:46,879 --> 00:13:48,960 him. I don't have a problem with him at all. I think that 201 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:54,480 Leveon Bell is gonna get killed by your Ryah Hall. Are you fighting, 202 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:58,720 bro? It's boxing, It's not kicking your Yah. Hall's whole thing is 203 00:13:58,759 --> 00:14:01,559 that he was an amazing kick, like he was like a karate guy. 204 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:05,559 You know, maybe I'm Bell beat last time, like fucking some running back. 205 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:11,519 Yeah Peterson as Adrian Peterson, and Adrian Peterson can't fight without us stick 206 00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:18,200 in his hand and yeah right, So we get back to these guys. 207 00:14:18,639 --> 00:14:22,320 These guys are big dudes, but since they've been a kid, they're they're 208 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:28,720 fine tuned, pampered people. They've been pampered their whole lot. I remember 209 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:33,039 watching Jordan Poole at Michigan hitting a three point shot at the end of the 210 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,080 scene, and I go, I remember he hit a three point shot to 211 00:14:35,159 --> 00:14:39,080 win a game, and I'm like, that's the dude. That dude's got 212 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,799 it. So when he got drafted, I think second round by by Golden 213 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:46,080 saying I'm like, they got a good one. And I bet you that 214 00:14:46,159 --> 00:14:48,919 dude hasn't been in a real fight ever. And what Jordan Pool did there 215 00:14:50,279 --> 00:14:54,960 is classic white boy fight, right. You know? 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So make this your winning season exclusively at my Bookie. 241 00:16:48,039 --> 00:16:49,480 All right, now, let me let me let me beat a little 242 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:56,120 bit of Devil's Advocate here, Sam, you're gigantic NBA fan without the fucking 243 00:16:56,159 --> 00:17:00,120 cell phones and without social media, without TMZ, you ryan the NBA to 244 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:04,799 even in not even Jordan's era, Kobe's era. Several stories about Kobe punching 245 00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:10,559 teammates in the face. Several stories about Jordan and Steve Kerr punching each other 246 00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:12,799 in the face. This happens all the time in practice. Now, that 247 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:19,480 was a hell of a punch, but that's what it is. I think 248 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:26,039 it's that's a hell of a punch. That's shocking the people that he landed 249 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:29,160 that and he fell down like that. If these guys would have just started 250 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:33,880 swinging on each other enough, there'd be another The fact he basically laid him 251 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:38,200 out, Bro, he laid him out is what's shocking. And then you 252 00:17:38,279 --> 00:17:42,880 get it's also shocking that's your teammate. This isn't an a scrimmage game with 253 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:49,440 somebody else. And we don't know like how much swinging is swinging When they 254 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:53,200 say, oh they got a fight, Like what does that mean? Like 255 00:17:53,279 --> 00:17:59,359 what is Jordan doing? Like Jordan, we've seen Jordan gatting fights on the 256 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:03,599 court. All he was doing was grabbing faces and getting in and you know 257 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:07,880 that's what they can say. Fight like we're him and Reggie Miller, Like 258 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,799 he grabs his face, he pushes out his face, like, oh, 259 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:14,440 Reggie Millard. Jordan got in a fight. So we don't know if there 260 00:18:14,559 --> 00:18:18,160 was actual swinging done. When there's actual swinging, there's two that we know 261 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:22,680 of, right, it's who it is. It is um the Mouse in 262 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:27,119 the Palace. That's a very famous fight. And then oh we by the 263 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:33,359 way, pre Jordan, there were real fights. I mean you just right, 264 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:37,000 I mean like Crema dude, jabbar punching people and all that stuff. 265 00:18:37,359 --> 00:18:41,920 But in this new NBA, so since then we've seen two big fights. 266 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:45,319 Who do we see We sell Mouse in Palace and then we saw Larry Johnson 267 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:49,319 and Alonzo Morning going at it. You remember that we're very Barkley and Shack 268 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,359 too when he threw the ball in the back of his hat and then they 269 00:18:52,359 --> 00:18:56,240 started swinging and they tackled each other. Yeah yeah, yeah, So so 270 00:18:56,279 --> 00:19:00,000 we know that. So we don't know what degree Jordan and Kurt actually swap 271 00:19:00,319 --> 00:19:06,480 gott in a fight. But and listen, they're built different. They're used 272 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:11,920 to fucking swinging eye. That is like Jordan Peel who's like a millennial or 273 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:17,799 whatever is generation's ze or zipper or whatever it is, is a millennial. 274 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:22,319 They don't fight and bro, this is my whole thing on the internet. 275 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:29,839 Dude, My biggest thing is keep your fucking hands up. Bro. If 276 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:33,160 Draymond brain Green's coming to me, I'm like, I don't care. I'm 277 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,000 like, hey, dog, what do you want? You want some dog? 278 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:37,640 I keep my hands fucking up, Bro, I take off the dow 279 00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:45,799 Right. You could take a knife out of anybody's hands. That's my purse. 280 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,359 Remember that on the kink of the Hell when you would just kick everybody 281 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,960 in the nuts, because he took a women's defense class, Bobby Hell, 282 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,039 and before he would kick somebody in the nuts, he would yell, that's 283 00:19:53,079 --> 00:19:56,960 my purse, and then he would kick him right in the balls. He 284 00:19:57,039 --> 00:20:00,759 beat everybody up in his junior high because he was just so You're like, 285 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:03,440 okay, do you want to move great Draymond? Do you want to move 286 00:20:03,519 --> 00:20:07,279 Draymond? Like? Who do you move him for? Who can you get 287 00:20:07,319 --> 00:20:11,039 for him? Who fits that role? Like? Who wants a Draymond skill 288 00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:17,759 set? I mean it's basically like who wants an old I mean, he 289 00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:22,319 he has broke Ben Simmons for Draymond, that's well, that's I mean, 290 00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:26,759 you're that's like a like for two guys that don't give you much on offense 291 00:20:26,799 --> 00:20:30,160 anymore. Yeah, but they play defense and that's it. That's it is 292 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:33,839 he Shikebob is Ben Simmons just done. I think he's gonna I I personally 293 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:37,519 think he's gonna have a decent season. Such a waste pressure on him, 294 00:20:37,599 --> 00:20:41,599 dude, Well that's true waste of talent so far. Though. Listen, 295 00:20:42,079 --> 00:20:48,440 I could see him having Andrew Wiggins type resurrection because he has to be the 296 00:20:48,519 --> 00:20:51,400 third best guy on the court every night. It's got to be the right 297 00:20:51,519 --> 00:20:56,240 situation. Yeah, right, So that's the same Raymond. Draymond doesn't have 298 00:20:56,319 --> 00:21:00,039 to be a star. He just has to be the guy who and it's 299 00:21:00,079 --> 00:21:04,519 like everyone makes fun of him triple single, but his job is to do 300 00:21:04,839 --> 00:21:10,079 almost what he did with Pool, which is irritate people, get physical, 301 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:15,200 cause chaos. Now when people get into the whole Lebron James final thing, 302 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,119 make no doubts about it. That was done on purpose. He didn't do 303 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:22,519 anything to Lebron to warrant getting kicked out. Okay, he should have been 304 00:21:22,599 --> 00:21:30,440 kicked out the game the series before when when kadh and Katie and the Thunder 305 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:37,279 when he Crane kicked Stephen Adams in the nuts. So but they kept them 306 00:21:37,319 --> 00:21:38,839 on and that was just like, oh, we you know, if we 307 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:42,720 need to throw him out, we gotta Lebron was going for two games suspension, 308 00:21:44,039 --> 00:21:48,599 so I mean, he's definitely caused his teams to problems and if you 309 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,680 gotta move him, this is the best time. Just a little update, 310 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:55,200 by the way, the Padres are already up to zero and the Mets and 311 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:59,559 the first Sarser gave up a home run to Bell and listen man when Scherzer 312 00:21:59,599 --> 00:22:03,519 went to the Mets, I didn't shed a fucking tear he dude. I 313 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:10,240 honestly think that if Roberts hadn't have ridden him into the ground, he'd be 314 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,559 a different guy right now. He just needs to be managed, and they're 315 00:22:12,559 --> 00:22:17,720 treating they're just riding his ass too much. I think what Roberts did riding 316 00:22:17,799 --> 00:22:19,839 him in the postseason like that, doubling up with him and bringing him back. 317 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,920 What if you're Roberts and you realize he's not coming back, you just 318 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:26,759 want to fucking yeah. I mean, shit, that's a that's a theory. 319 00:22:26,839 --> 00:22:30,119 I can't imagine he would do that, but yeah, I mean Roberts 320 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:33,680 even did it with Curious right where he brought him out of the bullpen and 321 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,240 then had him pitched two days later, and he was just trash. Remember 322 00:22:36,279 --> 00:22:38,480 that he's got some weird ideas about pitching in the post. Well, it's 323 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,519 not him, it's Andrew Freeman. Yeah, yeah, tell him what to 324 00:22:41,559 --> 00:22:48,880 do. Andrew Freeman greatest talent evaluator I've seen in forever, and he just 325 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:53,079 they just got to tell him stop calling to the dug out and let these 326 00:22:53,079 --> 00:22:57,319 guys play. Let these guys play. Yeah, I'm with you, I'm 327 00:22:57,359 --> 00:23:00,440 with you. What what have you guys? Uh? What do you guys 328 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,720 think about? Russell Wilson? Just? I mean the worst football game of 329 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:07,960 all time? Possibly last night on National TV Thursday Night? What was it 330 00:23:08,039 --> 00:23:11,240 like? Twelve to nine, Jason, something like that overtime thriller between the 331 00:23:11,319 --> 00:23:15,079 Colts and Nebroncos, no touchdowns, most boring game ever. Mus text my 332 00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:19,960 Adam Eget because we both had fantasy fucking ramifications in that game, And uh, 333 00:23:22,279 --> 00:23:23,839 I go, what is it with these Thursday night games? Every Thursday 334 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:27,119 nine game? You look next week Washington and the Bears. Well, that's 335 00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:32,759 a terrible fucking game. That's a terrible game. This game last night was 336 00:23:32,799 --> 00:23:36,799 the worst football game I probably see. He's done that with with with Thursday 337 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:40,079 night games. That's what I'm saying. Who's booking these things? Tommy from 338 00:23:40,079 --> 00:23:45,680 a fucking comedy store, Well you gotter Monday. That Monday is still a 339 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:52,720 very elite thing. Their old school guys are like, who who's watching Amazon? 340 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:57,160 These fucking losers. We'll just put like the WNDA on there and like 341 00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,799 that's what they go with these guys. Yeah, but you don't coming in 342 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,039 that. You don't expect that to be a bad game. I mean, 343 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:08,079 especially preseason. You're looking at the Broncos Russell Wilson, I mean Russell Wilson. 344 00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:11,480 You're thinking, you're not expecting him to fall off. The coach for 345 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:18,559 for Broncos. What's his name? Oh shit, I can't remember. He's 346 00:24:18,599 --> 00:24:27,480 fired. He's gonna be fired. Here's an interesting thing about his Hackett. 347 00:24:27,559 --> 00:24:33,039 His father's Paul Hackett. And Paul Hackett. I don't know if you guys 348 00:24:33,079 --> 00:24:37,359 remember him when he was coaching the Jets, but everybody hat he's the exact 349 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:41,440 same thing he was at USC. Sucked. He went to the Jets. 350 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:45,519 He sucked, Bro, he sucked. And now he's like he was a 351 00:24:45,519 --> 00:24:48,759 great coordinator. Oh I remember him at USC. Yeah, yeah, I 352 00:24:48,759 --> 00:24:51,559 didn't know he coached the Jets. So, yeah, he coached the Jets. 353 00:24:51,839 --> 00:24:55,559 So so he's a coordinator of the jet for the Jets. I thought 354 00:24:55,599 --> 00:24:57,160 he was a head coach chet at one point, Like, he was an 355 00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:02,400 offensive coordinator for the Jets from two thousand and one to two whereat he head 356 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,400 coach. He was a head He was a head coach at Pittsburgh from eighty 357 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:10,640 nine to ninety two Pittsburgh Panthers College. Then he was a Chiefs offensive coordinator 358 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:14,519 from ninety three to ninety seven. Then he was USC's head coach from ninety 359 00:25:14,519 --> 00:25:17,640 eight to two thousand. Then from two thousand and one to two thousand and 360 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:21,240 four he was the Jets offensive coordinator. Then oh five to seven, he 361 00:25:21,319 --> 00:25:25,400 was the Buccaneers quarterbacks coach, and then he was with the Raiders from eight 362 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:29,960 to ten doing like quarterbacks stuff. He never stuck around that long. I 363 00:25:30,079 --> 00:25:34,480 just remembered him being incompetent. And you know the whole reason they got this 364 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:38,880 Hacket kid, man, I'm almost fifty, he's probably much younger than me. 365 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:48,359 Is that they wanted him because they were gonna go and get Aaron Rodgers. 366 00:25:48,279 --> 00:25:51,440 And when that thing go through, they're like, Okay, we got 367 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,759 Aaron Rodgers coach. Let's get let's get him a great coach. Let's get 368 00:25:53,799 --> 00:25:57,359 him a great player. And they went and got Russell Wilson. And who 369 00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:03,200 knows what Russell Wilson has left. You got a two hundred million dollars quarterback, 370 00:26:03,519 --> 00:26:06,359 and you got a new owner that just dropped four billion dollars on the 371 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:10,279 Broncos. I tell you who they're not getting rid of a two hundred million 372 00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:14,319 dollars quarterback when you get rid of a fucking one million dollar coach. It's 373 00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:18,680 not working with U. I mean, that's the biggest investment, the biggest 374 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:22,039 The first investment they made other than buying the Broncos was, hey, man, 375 00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:23,759 let's get a quarterback in here. It's gonna sell some tickets. There 376 00:26:23,759 --> 00:26:30,200 were so many booze and so many people leaving even before halftime started. They 377 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:33,000 showed a shot, a drone shot of thousands of people leaving the game. 378 00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:38,000 It's halftime. Yeah, And so I mean, I mean it's a tie 379 00:26:38,079 --> 00:26:41,920 game going in overtime. It's a tie game going in overtime, and you're 380 00:26:41,039 --> 00:26:48,200 leaving the cheapest NFL tickets eighty five bucks. So these people paid one hundred 381 00:26:48,319 --> 00:26:51,039 to fucking a thousand dollars to be there, and they're like, you know 382 00:26:51,079 --> 00:26:53,799 what, I'd rather be home watching reruns a medium or whatever the fuck. 383 00:26:56,319 --> 00:26:59,960 He wasn't bad last year though, Russell Wilson. So I think it's fair 384 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:03,000 to say it's a coach because Russell Wilson was not bad last If you look, 385 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,519 he only played fourteen games, but he had twenty five touchdowns, six 386 00:27:06,559 --> 00:27:07,920 interceptions. I mean, that's a good year. He was a pro bowler 387 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:14,640 again, yards per completion or like twelve, which is about bang on average 388 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:18,799 for his career, one oh three point one quarterback rating and then a fifty 389 00:27:18,839 --> 00:27:22,599 four point seven that's a little worse QBR. Not bad though, So yeah, 390 00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:26,000 he was fine last year. You no way you could see this coming. 391 00:27:26,759 --> 00:27:29,480 But do you think the Seahawks song coming. Do you think this is 392 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,640 a trade rape? Do you think they go, hey, do we want 393 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,880 to pony up for this guy? Or do we want to get a king's 394 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:37,599 ransom for him? Before the wheels fall off the bus because Kings ain't looking 395 00:27:37,039 --> 00:27:41,519 like they were looking three or four years ago. Well, especially with quarterbacks, 396 00:27:41,519 --> 00:27:44,960 it does seem like teams know when the guy's done, you know what 397 00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:47,559 I mean, and it's their choice. Where like even with Matt Ryan, 398 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:49,400 like I mean, he wasn't great last night either, and I think the 399 00:27:49,559 --> 00:27:53,559 you know, the Falcons were right to kind of let him go when they 400 00:27:53,599 --> 00:27:57,440 did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I told, I told. 401 00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,319 I mean, because if you look, I mean, do you think 402 00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:03,480 Matt Ryan would give you anything this season that Mariotte is not. Mariotte hasn't 403 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:07,599 been great, but you're not getting anything from Matty that you wouldn't get right, 404 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:11,359 take away, I'd take away the contracts and you forget that. You 405 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,720 know, Marriotte is making eight million and joking, Matt Ryan was making forty 406 00:28:15,039 --> 00:28:17,759 Just could you go there? They're both making one million. I'd rather have 407 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,680 Ryan. I mean, Marriotte is not going to be finishing the season as 408 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:23,839 a starter, but you're gonna go to the kid. Oh yeah, he's 409 00:28:23,839 --> 00:28:26,839 probably gonna get and some time in the next two or three weeks. I 410 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,519 mean, we're winning season. Well, you want to do this now because 411 00:28:30,559 --> 00:28:36,480 there's a bunch of quarterbacks coming out that's really good. That's a great point. 412 00:28:36,839 --> 00:28:37,920 You want to know, Hey, is this third round guy that we 413 00:28:38,039 --> 00:28:42,680 got that was one of the best college quarterbacks ever? Uh? Is he 414 00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,960 gonna be the guy or not? Well, then we got to find out 415 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,799 because if we're gonna have a high draft pick next year. Uh, you 416 00:28:49,799 --> 00:28:52,079 know, we don't want to be all we don't want to miss out on 417 00:28:52,119 --> 00:28:56,440 a good quarterback. When the guy that we got, we don't, you 418 00:28:56,440 --> 00:29:00,119 know, he just sits on the bench for fucking seventeen weeks, you know. 419 00:29:00,839 --> 00:29:03,079 Yeah, answers, they're about to go balls to the wall for Peyton. 420 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:07,240 I think if we get if we get ship House this week, I 421 00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:11,480 think rule doesn't make it, uh make it another week because the apparently everything 422 00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:15,599 I've read is said that the uh the owners just fed up with incompetence. 423 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:21,839 So it'll be interesting that Peyton then uh yeah, Sean Payton and then Sehn 424 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:25,559 Payton. Sean Payton, the former coach of the Saints. Dude, you 425 00:29:25,599 --> 00:29:27,839 know, I try to kill me. Yeah, if you guys did him, 426 00:29:27,839 --> 00:29:33,000 I'm gonna I'm gonna I might look into some legal action. What about 427 00:29:33,079 --> 00:29:36,119 Quinn? Do you think he would be a good coach for Carolina. Jason 428 00:29:37,119 --> 00:29:41,000 Quinn is a really good, awesome defensive coordinator, and I think he gets 429 00:29:41,039 --> 00:29:44,920 overwhelmed when he's a head coach. Okay, all right, he was the 430 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:48,200 other guy on the list. Speaking from experience, I think he gets overwhelmed. 431 00:29:48,359 --> 00:29:52,200 He was a great Seattle. He built that defense in Seattle that won 432 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:56,839 a Super Bowl. He came to Atlanta and didn't build the defense because he's 433 00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:00,680 so worried about everything else and the fence was still average. Then he goes 434 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:07,519 to Dallas and builds a badass fucking defense. Yeah, if you're Dallas, 435 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:12,039 do you want to go with um Mike McCarthy after this season if it doesn't 436 00:30:12,079 --> 00:30:18,319 work out? If if not, Peyton's willing like they've been talking about Payton 437 00:30:18,359 --> 00:30:22,799 to the Cowboys forever. Oh yeah. There's about four coaches that are on 438 00:30:22,839 --> 00:30:27,000 a short leash or on the hot seat, as they say, and there's 439 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:32,680 about two coaches that are just sitting around waiting like this who That's why that's 440 00:30:33,039 --> 00:30:36,680 scenario for me. That's why I think it's the Panthers, And you can 441 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:40,279 the Panthers are in a position where they can basically pay a coach more than 442 00:30:40,279 --> 00:30:42,440 anybody. David Tepper prove that because Matt Rules headed to the Giants. Think 443 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:45,960 about that, Matt Rules going to Giants like and then Temper just laid down 444 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,240 his check book and was like, tell me what it's going to take and 445 00:30:48,359 --> 00:30:52,839 way overpaid for him. And he'll do the same thing with Peyton if but 446 00:30:52,079 --> 00:30:56,119 I think that's why we would. The Panthers will be right to move fast 447 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:59,160 to fire his ass so that they can go ahead and get ahead of the 448 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:02,400 ship. That way, I think probably you just make maca who the coach. 449 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,920 He's not gonna do anything. You got one win, that's all you 450 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,839 need, so you don't go defeated and just shit the bed, bro if 451 00:31:08,839 --> 00:31:12,880 you ain't win. The Raiders can't shit the bed because we set out all 452 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:17,759 of our picks for Adams, so we gotta write this ship or else. 453 00:31:17,839 --> 00:31:21,319 I'm like, shit the bed. I mean, that's a it's a Raider 454 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:25,920 tradition. Okay, shit speaking of Dallas, by the way, they actually 455 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:30,480 look Okay, Cooper Rush at quarterback now seems all right. What do you 456 00:31:30,519 --> 00:31:34,920 guys think of that thrower? Cooper Rush? Shit, that's my old thing, 457 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:40,720 dude. I just don't think Dak Prescott is a great thrower. Yeah, 458 00:31:40,759 --> 00:31:42,759 I mean he's the team loves it. The players he plays with love 459 00:31:42,799 --> 00:31:48,079 him, though, that's the problem him. He loves Jesus. They love 460 00:31:48,119 --> 00:31:52,400 playing with that guy. Uh what else from this weekend? Well, how 461 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,640 do you feel about the Raiders? Dude? Do you think that they can 462 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:59,440 bounce back? I think this week? But do you think they can have 463 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,680 a good season? And stuff? I think to lose? Who do you 464 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:07,359 play Kansas City? Oh? I think it's in Vegas. They're beatable. 465 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,880 No, they are beautible. You're right, they are beatable. Bro, 466 00:32:12,039 --> 00:32:16,079 They're beatable. They're beatable. Thereat we've scored more points than them. They 467 00:32:17,319 --> 00:32:21,640 know they've scored more points than us. But our defense is and our defense 468 00:32:21,759 --> 00:32:25,960 is shit, is better than their defense. They miss Uh they missed Tyreek 469 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,079 Hill though, like if ever a team is missed, a guy told you 470 00:32:30,119 --> 00:32:32,799 that was going to happen. I used to watch, dude, you watch 471 00:32:32,799 --> 00:32:37,680 these Kansas City games last year. That dude bailed out Mahomes all the time. 472 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:44,400 Oh, oh nothing, nothing, Let me go passing backwards and then 473 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,240 watch this guy run for twenty and everybody says, how great I am? 474 00:32:46,319 --> 00:32:51,920 Big time, big time. That's that's a that's a guy that just is 475 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:55,960 I think was massively underrated. Now we're seeing what he is. What do 476 00:32:57,039 --> 00:33:02,880 you do with tnuah to it? I go, yeah, yeah, what 477 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:07,319 do we do with tuna? What do you do with tuna? Well? 478 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:12,119 I mean I like it in sushi. I do too. You gotta protect 479 00:33:12,119 --> 00:33:15,799 your player, man, I mean they dropped the ball on it. I 480 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:19,359 mean the whole NFL with the concussions right now, and they're bet and they're 481 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,000 throwing it on that doctor, which is hilarious. You know, the whole 482 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,680 team was involved in him. Get playing. It's not just one doctors. 483 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:29,400 Someone's got to be. Hey, when you're one of those guys, part 484 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,960 of your salary and part of your job is you might have to be the 485 00:33:32,039 --> 00:33:36,400 scapegoat. It's the sh it's the fan. You know, you're getting game 486 00:33:36,599 --> 00:33:39,319 to be the fall guy. Hey man, we'll get to a job with 487 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,720 some of the organizations blah blah blah. Right now, we need you to 488 00:33:42,759 --> 00:33:45,200 fall on this grenade. Yeah that's one hundred percent. But that shit happens, 489 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:49,319 it can't be. It can't be the coach that did it. All 490 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:52,400 that makes no sense. But isn't that It's depressing for two because he was 491 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,880 finally starting to look like an NFL quarterback and then the guy just gets his 492 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:58,839 brain scrambled. What a drag because he was looking good. Don't you think 493 00:33:58,839 --> 00:34:01,880 he looked good? I told he was throwing up gang signs on his back. 494 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:06,000 Yeah, I mean, it's just so it's so sad for him. 495 00:34:06,319 --> 00:34:10,719 But here's the whole thing I think is super interesting. Guy. Let's say 496 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:15,320 you you go hey man to it. Just he was showing signs, but 497 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:20,679 he's shish kebab, right, his brain is shishkabab. Do you make a 498 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:25,199 run at Lamar Jackson? Dude? How bad did the Radians fuck up by 499 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:32,679 not giving that guy everything you wanted? Hens Day almost had a contract to 500 00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:37,000 greed and principle until the Browns drove all that money up to fucking Boxon's house. 501 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,800 And then he goes, hang on, I'm I'm I don't come with 502 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:46,800 any baggage like this. I'm not gonna get suspended for twelve games on Jason. 503 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:52,280 Some some some hideous, some hideous baby has taken over Sam's Sam screen. 504 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:57,280 There. Oh okay, that was rude, bro. That's a beautiful 505 00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:01,119 baby. Sam, Are you gonna get to Armenian Kings hat? Ryan Hill 506 00:35:01,159 --> 00:35:05,800 sent me that Ryan Hill's goes. Sam's got to go. This game is 507 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,840 in an Armenian Kings hat? Or are they just giving you a free King's 508 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:15,400 hat on Armenian Night? That's Los Angeles Kings King's opening Night with him he's 509 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:22,440 got box. Oh yeah, but yeah, you know Lamar was up and 510 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,000 down last year, let's be honest about that. But this year, I 511 00:35:25,039 --> 00:35:29,199 mean, shit, he's QB one in Fantasy. I know that because he's 512 00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:34,360 on my team. Uh, and yeah, he's figured out whatever was failing 513 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,000 him last year. He gambled on himself and so far he's winning. He 514 00:35:37,079 --> 00:35:40,079 blows his knee out or something crazy happens in the next four I don't know 515 00:35:40,559 --> 00:35:45,159 right now. He gambled on himself and he's winning. It's not very and 516 00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:47,199 the NFL doesn't like it, and the agents don't like it because he doesn't 517 00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:52,000 have one. You know, he's eliminated the middleman. So yeah, I 518 00:35:52,039 --> 00:35:55,000 mean, dude, you're like, you really are gambling on yourself when you 519 00:35:55,039 --> 00:36:00,480 have your mom negotiate with you. My mom would show up with cookies. 520 00:36:00,159 --> 00:36:07,440 She'd still be wearing a mask dummies. Jason, I feel like your mom 521 00:36:07,519 --> 00:36:10,320 actually would be drive a hard bargain. If I'm being honest, you would 522 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:15,119 be like Peg wouldn't take any shit off of anybody. She makes sure you 523 00:36:15,159 --> 00:36:16,639 got what you were worth. What do you guys think about what's going on 524 00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:22,119 in Pittsburgh. They they moved on from Trubisky finally, and it's the same 525 00:36:22,159 --> 00:36:25,719 thing as the same thing. They got a rookie. They got a guy 526 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:30,199 that kind of plays similar to him in front of him to kind of be 527 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,360 the training wheels till the training wheels. Why not just put him in from 528 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:37,159 the beginning, you know what I mean? Why waste your money on it? 529 00:36:37,599 --> 00:36:39,519 I think it's just the between the eathers. I think it's just let 530 00:36:39,559 --> 00:36:44,280 the game slow down for him off the field with a clipboard in your hand, 531 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,159 instead of on the field laying on your back throwing up gang signs. 532 00:36:46,639 --> 00:36:50,360 Yeah, well people and people are acting like the kid came in and did 533 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,920 great, threw two interceptions almost immediately. Was one of them was a bounce 534 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:58,400 off. He didn't look great. He's you know, I think he's gonna 535 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,840 be like, gould be good, dude, you do see, I don't 536 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,440 see he doesn't have the arm to me to be a great NFL quarterback. 537 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:07,079 He's like a manager game manager type. I think he's mitched bisky. Yeah 538 00:37:07,159 --> 00:37:10,440 yeah, maybe a little better as far as decision making, maybe a better 539 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:14,639 decision making. But he's not a better arm definitely not. I think he's 540 00:37:14,639 --> 00:37:17,480 But I think he's a better passer. Maybe not throws farther, but yeah, 541 00:37:17,559 --> 00:37:21,960 I think he's a better passer. He's a great passer in college. 542 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,159 I know it's a different game, but you know, there's still is no 543 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:28,239 there was no deep, you know, no deep. But it's my theory. 544 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:34,000 When a player in a big league at a doormat team or not a 545 00:37:34,039 --> 00:37:38,320 powerhouse does well, that guy's usually onto something. And I think this kid 546 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:45,320 has the has the potential. But the question is does he have what it 547 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:49,760 takes to get you to the super Bowl to win? That's that's questionable. 548 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,280 I don't think so. If you ain't gut, If you don't kind a 549 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:54,400 guy can get you there to win it, you gotta move on. Bro. 550 00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:59,000 Yeah but now you say that, Sam, but you can get to 551 00:37:59,039 --> 00:38:00,840 the super Bowl without a quarterback. I mean, yeah, if you can 552 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:05,840 get a dec if you have today elite defense, you can do it. 553 00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:09,559 Yeah, but dude, Ravens when it's not When the Ravens won with what's 554 00:38:09,599 --> 00:38:15,639 his face that you know that wasn't the best quarterback the Eagles did it. 555 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:23,280 But I mean that guy could be a systems quarterback right right right, Yeah. 556 00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:28,519 If you're building a team around a first round draft pick or a high 557 00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:30,719 draft pick a quarterback, yeah, it's he's got to be the guy. 558 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,239 Not. The Bears are having that problem right now. I'm telling you that 559 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,960 kid's got no chance. You got no line, you got nobody to throw 560 00:38:38,039 --> 00:38:40,599 too. You're getting a new I mean, like, dude, And there's 561 00:38:40,639 --> 00:38:47,239 also something about the psychic psychology of like of like just getting your dick kicked 562 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,320 in Wait, who are you talking about now? I'm sorry I missed it. 563 00:38:50,559 --> 00:38:52,920 The Bears. Yeah, I mean, like, that kid doesn't have 564 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,679 a chance. There was He's not He's not good, dude, He's not 565 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:59,639 good. I don't think so. I mean I watched him, you know, 566 00:38:59,639 --> 00:39:01,559 he Bears and war's on here. I went to the Bears Cardinals game. 567 00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:06,039 Uh you know at the end of last year. I saw him play 568 00:39:06,079 --> 00:39:08,679 live and I'm like, and he was playing against Kyler Murray. There was 569 00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:12,760 a noticeable difference. Now, granted there's two different teams, but there was 570 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:17,760 a noticeable difference with Kyler Murray in the pocket and his comfort versus fucking homeboy 571 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:21,239 for the Bears. I can't think of his game right now, but justin 572 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:25,039 fields, justin fields from my house, there was a noticeable difference of comfort 573 00:39:25,119 --> 00:39:30,119 level. Uh, in the pocket. By the way, Kyler Murray's another 574 00:39:30,119 --> 00:39:34,360 guy who's like, you know, we thought we had we had just kind 575 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,239 of penciled him in as this is one of the next great quarterbacks. And 576 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:43,800 now I don't. I mean, now, what is this the little dude? 577 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:47,119 And he doesn't like getting hit and bad weapons gone? Yeah? What 578 00:39:49,079 --> 00:39:52,760 his best weapons gone? For four or five games? How many? I 579 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:58,320 think he's got one? Two more two middle of October he's back, so 580 00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,480 yeah, probably two more weeks. Also, what are you guys, Kingsbury 581 00:40:00,519 --> 00:40:02,679 believers? What do you think him? No, I wasn't. I think 582 00:40:02,679 --> 00:40:07,119 he fired too. If I'm fucking Sean Payton, I'm looking at every I'm 583 00:40:07,199 --> 00:40:14,880 McVeigh fan either. I think the entire NFL conspired to make that team do 584 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:20,199 well because they wanted to grab lad. It looks like it now. Dude, 585 00:40:20,199 --> 00:40:22,280 I would have said you were crazy for that, but damn if it 586 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:25,000 doesn't look like it now. Bros, I'm gonna say this right now. 587 00:40:25,079 --> 00:40:29,960 The Rams don't make the playoffs, dude? Is that shocking anybody else? 588 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:34,920 And all you had to know about McVeigh is this. And I got some 589 00:40:35,039 --> 00:40:42,920 inside scoop from somebody I know. Oh what's his face? Go on? 590 00:40:43,639 --> 00:40:49,400 Go on, because this is inside school. Wait, this is why they 591 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:53,480 got rid of Jared Goff's what you're saying, Okay, because goth No. 592 00:40:55,679 --> 00:40:59,400 I heard. I heard he did a lot of coke. Yeah. I 593 00:40:59,559 --> 00:41:05,639 heard that he had made comments about mcvey's girlfriend on a on the wrong text 594 00:41:05,639 --> 00:41:09,960 thread. Oh, I can see that. I can see that. And 595 00:41:10,079 --> 00:41:15,079 she's she's easy on the eyes, as they say, she's coming around camp. 596 00:41:15,199 --> 00:41:17,840 Listen. All you need to know about McVeigh, and I'm not saying 597 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:24,239 he's now. I think he's a young chucky what's his name? John John 598 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:30,840 Gruden over super energetic that given the right team to do something. Pretty much 599 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:36,599 we have seen that John Gruden has made a thousand mistakes as the Raiders. 600 00:41:37,199 --> 00:41:43,480 Number one not taking Tom Brady number one number one. Second one is when 601 00:41:43,559 --> 00:41:47,079 Jalen Ramsey names, you're one of two teams he wants to go to and 602 00:41:47,119 --> 00:41:52,599 you have cornerback problems? What are we fucking doing here? Okay, so 603 00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:57,599 gone, bye bye. But when you take a look at Sean McVeigh, 604 00:41:57,679 --> 00:42:00,039 I'm sorry. Everyone's talking him up because they want the Rams to be great. 605 00:42:00,079 --> 00:42:06,039 He got a house by New England because he ran San Francisco's offense. 606 00:42:06,079 --> 00:42:08,239 He didn't even mix it up. He's still using the same thermology. And 607 00:42:08,519 --> 00:42:13,679 was like, oh man, he's such a smart guy. He's he's reinvented 608 00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:17,199 the wheel. He's an innovator. Dude, you did the backup quarterback for 609 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:24,760 New Jersey. Went back and watched them the HBO show was that called Umar 610 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:30,719 Rocks and listen to your calls and fucking realize you ran the same offense. 611 00:42:31,519 --> 00:42:34,960 What about What about Stafford? To me, this is another one of the 612 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,400 biggest surprises of the seasons that he just doesn't seem to have it right now. 613 00:42:37,639 --> 00:42:39,679 You know, when they got him, I thought, I go, 614 00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:44,920 oh boy, I think they're gonna really wish they got him like three year 615 00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:50,119 ago, four year ago Stafford and not now. You know, only he's 616 00:42:50,199 --> 00:42:54,920 I think he's tied with Marino for most pick six is thrown really in NFL 617 00:42:55,079 --> 00:43:00,920 history, and he's only two away from first place. Guess who's in first 618 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:05,199 place now? Him and Marino have twenty eight pick sixes pick six career. 619 00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,840 Is it an active player? It is not an active player. Okay. 620 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:13,559 It's gotta be somebody who played a long time. Not Sanchez. No, 621 00:43:13,639 --> 00:43:17,960 it's gotta be somebody playing. Don't be crazy. Somebody played a long time. 622 00:43:19,039 --> 00:43:22,199 I can, I'd be crazy. It's a comedy pod. It's gotta 623 00:43:22,199 --> 00:43:24,719 be somebody who slung the ball around, probably high tempo offense. I would 624 00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:30,039 get Doug Flute. You're nail right on the case. Okay, Uh, 625 00:43:31,159 --> 00:43:36,039 it's gotta be somebody. Is it not an elite like an elite elite guy? 626 00:43:36,159 --> 00:43:39,079 Or is it a hall guy? Is it far? Is it far? 627 00:43:39,639 --> 00:43:43,599 It is Brett Farve? Okay, that's what I would have guessed. 628 00:43:43,639 --> 00:43:45,199 Hey, Jeff George is a great guess though, Thank you, bro, 629 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:49,519 Jeff George. Who I would not. I'm sure Jeff George is in the 630 00:43:49,519 --> 00:43:52,719 top ten. What but speaking of far by the way, he's in something 631 00:43:52,760 --> 00:44:00,559 ma shit, yeah, real, what the fuck? Text messages saying dude, 632 00:44:00,559 --> 00:44:04,280 I uh as the media gonna find out about me getting money from the 633 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:08,159 you know, scamming money from a welfare What didn't you think Why didn't you 634 00:44:08,199 --> 00:44:12,800 think this guy would learn about text messages blowing up in his face when he 635 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:20,159 said, what's your fake? Guy's fucking phone away like a fucking twelve year 636 00:44:20,159 --> 00:44:24,679 old. Really stupid, dude, he's so dumb. It's bit of football 637 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:28,880 doesn't mean you're not how to do anything else at all. I mean, 638 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,960 just done as all these people that need money. And he's like, man, 639 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:40,880 we gotta build a new volleyball facility over and uh over missus volleyball Mecca. 640 00:44:42,159 --> 00:44:45,599 Hey, hey, super millionaire, why don't you build a fucking volleyball 641 00:44:45,679 --> 00:44:50,880 facility for your fucking alma mater? You fucking dumb fuck, so gross, 642 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,239 bro. I mean, I'm so embarrassed for him, and I kind of 643 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:58,119 liked him as a player too. And he's just completely spoiled it as after 644 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:04,280 what about areas because he's still doing commercials, he still has a show on 645 00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:08,639 serious radio. It's like, dude, you're a scumbag. You're taking money 646 00:45:08,679 --> 00:45:15,199 from people who desperately need it, you fucking fuck I mean, go ahead, 647 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:16,960 well, it's just one thing, like Sam saying, it's one thing. 648 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:20,400 If you go, hey, all this money goes to all these people 649 00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,360 in the flood or whatever. But you know what, let's can we send 650 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:25,559 this money over to these people that got hit by a tornado? Okay, 651 00:45:25,599 --> 00:45:29,199 that's one thing. Well when you go, hey, man, we need 652 00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:36,360 a new voltball facility for them girls, fuck you man. Let him play. 653 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,559 Now, speaking of just complete idiots, let's talk about Udoka. Sam, 654 00:45:39,559 --> 00:45:42,880 you want to talk about that for a second. Dude, can we 655 00:45:43,039 --> 00:45:49,239 get into this freaking idiot? Dude? I bet you, I bet you 656 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:53,519 Draymond Green money the plat dude, just to get them to talk about something 657 00:45:53,559 --> 00:45:59,159 else. This is insanity. There are two teams. There are two teams 658 00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:07,559 that are walking in to the the the um the regular season just already limping 659 00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:10,840 Sons and the Boston Celtics, and now you can add the Warriors to it, 660 00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:15,239 which has a Clipper fan. I'm all for get rid of You got 661 00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:19,840 no problems with DUCU has to be or what's his name? How do you 662 00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:28,079 say you used to be the dumbest scumbag in the history of dumb scumbags. 663 00:46:28,159 --> 00:46:31,360 Okay, that's me and Sam saying that, yeah, dumb scum bad, 664 00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:35,880 I'm not stupidest. Well, what's it? What's the thing you're always saying, 665 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,960 Sam about how like, if you're an NBA player, there's X number 666 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:45,159 of women that you can't There's maybe fifteen to thirty holes you can't hit in 667 00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:51,800 the entire state. Okay, in the entire state, there's maybe thirty holes 668 00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:55,559 you can't put your meat into. Okay, that's all here. Yeah, 669 00:46:55,639 --> 00:46:59,000 yeah, maybe he got that backwards. Maybe he got your memo, but 670 00:46:59,039 --> 00:47:00,840 he just got confused. He thought they're only thirty that he could hit. 671 00:47:01,119 --> 00:47:06,519 Let's let's just go. Let's just go. Okay, shit happens. There's 672 00:47:06,519 --> 00:47:12,920 just some super duper energy going on, and you designed super dump your boss's 673 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:17,239 wife, gotcha? Gotcha? Shit happens. Then it came out of dude. 674 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:23,880 He also tried the fuck the owner's wife. It's like gir old joke 675 00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:29,480 Sam about huh Jenny McCarthy, where you were hitting on her mom. And 676 00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:30,880 Sam's got a great show where he goes, hey, man, if I 677 00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:35,039 can't if I can't play with the toy, I'll play with the box that 678 00:47:35,079 --> 00:47:43,639 it came out of. Jill Bartnick wasn't that Jenny McCarthy, Hey, Dana 679 00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:46,199 wants you know you look good, buddy. Ah, thanks me. Here's 680 00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:52,199 Sam, I mean Johnny talking to you, buddy. Speaking of holes, 681 00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:57,920 I can't go after time recording a professional podcast, one of the longest running 682 00:47:58,039 --> 00:48:01,840 sports comedy podcast, The Holes Open. If she's not on that list, 683 00:48:02,119 --> 00:48:06,840 on the list, keep your holes open. Um, Yeah, it's just 684 00:48:07,079 --> 00:48:12,960 ridiculous, bro. And now and now this now, the ESPN is just 685 00:48:13,079 --> 00:48:22,000 going in overdrive on this seven foot for French kid Dante. He doesn't like 686 00:48:22,079 --> 00:48:24,119 everyone's like, I've never seen anybody move like that. It's like, it's 687 00:48:24,159 --> 00:48:29,239 not bad. The kid that was really like interesting is that school kid. 688 00:48:29,519 --> 00:48:32,400 Have you see like how he moves? Man, that kid's good, bro, 689 00:48:32,679 --> 00:48:37,599 not that this not that this alien kid isn't great. But I mean, 690 00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:45,119 I'm never going to get listen unless you want to play like Kevin Durant, 691 00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:49,320 which is you don't get a lot of physical action in the middle. 692 00:48:49,599 --> 00:48:54,079 Okay, I don't think, oh dude, he's so thin. Yeah he's 693 00:48:54,159 --> 00:49:01,719 real, dude. That check kid got fucked up his ankle just following Lebron 694 00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:07,840 James on a layup, like it doesn't even happen. Yeah, they dude, 695 00:49:08,199 --> 00:49:14,159 Listen, listen, Kevin Durant should give a seminar every year called for 696 00:49:14,239 --> 00:49:17,079 skinny ass bitches. Okay, just all these skinny ass motherfuckers. This is 697 00:49:17,079 --> 00:49:21,639 how you stay in the NBA. Okay, wait, what are those tips? 698 00:49:21,639 --> 00:49:24,440 Then saying, what would he be telling them? Don't make any physical 699 00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:29,800 contact with anybody for the first five years, stay beyond the plant, stay 700 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,519 out of the paint, and stay beyond the three point line. Listen, 701 00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:36,960 I don't care how big you are. If you are a big man in 702 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:43,800 the NBA, most likely if you play your first season will be on injured 703 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:47,719 reserve because, again we've talked about all the time, you are going up 704 00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:53,760 against chiseled, genetic super freaks, and if you make the playoffs, you're 705 00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:57,960 doing that one hundred times. Yeah, I mean, dude, you're just 706 00:49:58,079 --> 00:50:01,840 gonna get beat up. You're going up the against the biggest, most athletically 707 00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:07,440 superior human beings on the planet, the Saints, some thirties thirty game French 708 00:50:07,519 --> 00:50:10,559 season the same Who's a Porzingis is a good example of that, like a 709 00:50:10,599 --> 00:50:14,239 guy who just came in with the wrong build, all the talent in the 710 00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:15,920 world, but just kept getting hurt. Who was that guy the Clippers had 711 00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:19,719 that was a for word. He was real skinning got him out of high 712 00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:27,079 school. Booth, Yeah, what was the first name? It sucks with 713 00:50:27,119 --> 00:50:30,360 a K. Kevin Booth's it's I forget what it is, but he's and 714 00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:35,320 he used to get his ass beat all the time. And there's actually a 715 00:50:35,599 --> 00:50:38,199 video of him just getting knocked out at a fucking street party. Dude, 716 00:50:38,519 --> 00:50:45,440 but punch who But guess who? Guess who is the Guess who started this 717 00:50:45,559 --> 00:50:47,880 kind of new kind of center. Guess who was the first one to do 718 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:55,800 it. Jeff George Yeah, uh new kind of center. Yeah. Ralph 719 00:50:55,800 --> 00:51:02,320 Sampson. Ralph Sampson was the first time you saw a center who was great. 720 00:51:02,679 --> 00:51:07,320 He was he was fucking mobile, dude, he blew out his fucking 721 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,400 knees. And then the next one that kind of changed the game a little 722 00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:15,800 bit was Kevin Garnett. And people don't realize how much Kevin Garnett changed the 723 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:20,400 NBA. He's the first time we went away from like the cream al du 724 00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:25,440 Jabbar Patrick ewing center to a seven footer with lower hips that kind of moved 725 00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:30,840 like a scoring forward, shooting guard. Right boom, fast forward, fast 726 00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:34,360 forward. We got Lebron James. You know, he's like, if you 727 00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:39,000 were over six foot nine up until like nineteen ninety two, you lived in 728 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:44,519 the paint. You never crossed the free throw line, you lived in the 729 00:51:44,559 --> 00:51:47,360 paint. Kevin Willis all those kind of people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 730 00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:52,320 And then now we got Pazingiz, who's like the first of these uber 731 00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:58,719 tall guys, and they just can't stay stay healthy because they're just not meant 732 00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:01,280 to run up and down the court like that. Your body's not meant to 733 00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:07,599 do that. It's very unnatural, and it's not gonna come until somebody, 734 00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:13,440 like a bigger version of Kevin Garnette shows up, which has thicker portionate legs, 735 00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,960 where it's like just a giant guy like a Shock but more mobile, 736 00:52:17,119 --> 00:52:22,800 or a Yannis with a three point shot, Like Yannis is the size. 737 00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:28,119 He's seven foot and he can move, but he can't shoot an outside three. 738 00:52:28,199 --> 00:52:30,079 The actual guy, and we talked about is before. The guy who 739 00:52:30,159 --> 00:52:35,320 should have been it was DeMarcus Cousins, but his brain was so fucked up 740 00:52:35,559 --> 00:52:38,039 he couldn't he couldn't stay on, he couldn't be the guy that he had 741 00:52:38,079 --> 00:52:44,000 all the skilled set to be and so what happens. I have zero faith 742 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:49,360 in these super skinny guys unless they just study Kevin Durant's career, which is 743 00:52:49,639 --> 00:52:53,199 stay out of the pain, shoot threes, don't bang to watch herself, 744 00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:59,400 don't get here's a day should do. You've got these skinny guys like that 745 00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:02,280 and you want to beat him up, make him go hang out with fucking 746 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:08,039 WA's his name from the Pelicans, Oh Zion. One Thanksgiving dinner at Zion's 747 00:53:08,079 --> 00:53:15,039 house, guy comes out of their three fifty. That's so funny, Dude, 748 00:53:15,079 --> 00:53:17,400 this year is gonna be crazy, Bro, do you think he has 749 00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:23,079 a good year Zion? I'm a Zion believer. If you can stay healthy. 750 00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:29,199 I think his problem more than anything, And I know people think it's 751 00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:35,480 physical. I think Zion has been emotional, elite, immature for his age 752 00:53:35,519 --> 00:53:38,920 and status, and then I feel like he's I think you're gonna see now 753 00:53:39,079 --> 00:53:43,599 year three, you're gonna see he's a little more accustomed to it. He's 754 00:53:43,639 --> 00:53:47,199 got security, They've all his families just accept he's gonna stay in New Orleans 755 00:53:47,519 --> 00:53:54,039 and I and dude, that team is nasty. The Pelicans are nasty, 756 00:53:54,199 --> 00:54:00,280 bro. The Minnesota Timberwolves are nasty dude. I'm telling you, man, 757 00:54:00,559 --> 00:54:02,760 this is this is the first season where I go, I don't know who's 758 00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:06,719 winning. I really don't know who's winning, and I don't even have a 759 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:09,840 Usually every year there's like one guy. Oh, this guy's gonna face somebody, 760 00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:14,880 like a Tom Brady or a you know, Lebron James for a while, 761 00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:17,920 even though he always lost, but you know Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, 762 00:54:19,119 --> 00:54:21,480 there's always that guy. You're like, Okay, he's gonna take that 763 00:54:21,519 --> 00:54:23,480 guy on. I don't know who it is, bro, I this is 764 00:54:23,519 --> 00:54:28,760 the first year. I'm like, I have no clue who this You could 765 00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:32,559 have multitude of teams in the finals. It's gonna be crazy. Luca is 766 00:54:32,599 --> 00:54:36,320 not a team that's not gonna be that great. And it's Luca. Bro 767 00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:39,960 Yeah, who ain't gonna be in the finals. This is Charlotte Hornet's like 768 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:44,679 just the cursed offseason. It's so it's such a drag, man. We 769 00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:47,679 finally get a good player, a generational type talent, and then you got 770 00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:52,679 he is dude, Yeah, and got you got Miles Bridges, who I 771 00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:57,880 just can't stop beating the shit out of chicks. So ruining is ruining the 772 00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:00,400 offseason for that team. They couldn't. They couldn't getting anybody out of chicks. 773 00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:06,440 There's another guy's lesson, you know what I mean. Yeah, I 774 00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:08,840 guess see he didn't beat the same chick twice. And then and then think, 775 00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:12,159 I think about how bad that offseason was for the Horns. So they 776 00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:14,800 make a qualifying offer the Bridges. They think they're gonna bring him back, 777 00:55:15,119 --> 00:55:16,159 you know, might not be able to do much other than that. And 778 00:55:16,199 --> 00:55:21,760 then they hire a head coach guy off the championship winning team. You're like, 779 00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:23,599 all right, hot assistant, bring him in. He agrees, he 780 00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:27,679 does everything but sign He's like, I don't just want to I just want 781 00:55:27,679 --> 00:55:30,920 to go back home. What he was in the meeting, He shook hands, 782 00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:32,199 say he's doing it. I just want to go back home and get 783 00:55:32,199 --> 00:55:35,440 my you know, get my stuff and I'll see you guys. And then 784 00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:37,480 they just didn't hear from him for like a day, and they're like, 785 00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,519 oh, hey, buddy, you know you agree to bear a head coach. 786 00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:44,280 And I think that he got told by Steve Curry Steve's not gonna do 787 00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:49,440 this much longer. So then we hire the guy we'd fired before we hired 788 00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:52,480 our last coat. I like him, man, I like him too as 789 00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:58,280 a guy, but he's not he just is not inventive enough to do guy 790 00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:00,519 because he's got a nice dick like. Well, that's one reason, but 791 00:56:00,599 --> 00:56:06,280 not the only reason. I just I just say, what a fucking trickster 792 00:56:06,519 --> 00:56:10,440 Johnny has become. Like he puts out this thing about XG and this fucking 793 00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:15,000 picture. Now that was your idea? What are you talking about? You 794 00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:16,320 told me to do that. I didn't tell you do that. Yes, 795 00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:20,000 you did. During the show yesterday you were like, oh dude, you 796 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:23,480 gotta put that out as a as a a clip not clip, but you 797 00:56:23,519 --> 00:56:27,280 know somebody's gonna screenshot that is what you said. And I did it. 798 00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:30,159 I did that. Well, Jason has no idea what we're talking about. 799 00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:38,440 Yeah, can we real quick two seconds talk about um, talk about UM 800 00:56:39,199 --> 00:56:43,880 this UFC it's coming up. Yeah, sure, I just want to get 801 00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:46,519 into the main fight for two Okay, well before that, just you sorry, 802 00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:51,840 but canello U Triple G just got too old. We didn't we miss 803 00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:55,960 talking about that. He just got too old. If they sometimes it takes 804 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,559 five years for them to put a fight together that we want to see. 805 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:04,400 Wanted to see this trilogy right after the last time. I didn't want them 806 00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:07,519 to both fight four more people triple. He just couldn't fire He just couldn't 807 00:57:07,519 --> 00:57:12,239 fire off. So he wouldn't do it just then that the heart was there, 808 00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:14,559 but he just couldn't. He couldn't get up for it. Doesn't have 809 00:57:14,639 --> 00:57:21,360 the same gravitas to me. When it's way later. They're not in their 810 00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:24,519 prime. One guy's way younger, one guy's got marked you know less tread 811 00:57:24,559 --> 00:57:28,719 on the tip, And I go, this really wasn't both of them? 812 00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:32,239 Where do you go? What do you do? Well, he's got to 813 00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:37,599 have a rematch of that guy. They just beat him. Yeah, canello. 814 00:57:37,679 --> 00:57:39,599 I don't take that fight. That's the only thing. That's the only 815 00:57:39,639 --> 00:57:43,760 thing that fucking is everybody wants to see that. Yeah, well, what 816 00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:45,239 do you mean you don't pick that fight? That's his that's his legacy, 817 00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:47,519 dude, he's got to beat him before he gets old. He's gonna get 818 00:57:47,519 --> 00:57:52,519 his ask. I gotta go, well, hold on, you want to 819 00:57:52,519 --> 00:57:54,519 look at the UFC real quickly? Yeah, I got a jam. But 820 00:57:55,079 --> 00:58:02,719 I just find it absolutely amazing how much people don't give olivera like. They're 821 00:58:02,719 --> 00:58:07,159 acting like he's about to get steamrolled. I mean, dude, yes, 822 00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,199 Islam Makovech. Is that how you're saying Malcolvech or whatever his name is, 823 00:58:10,239 --> 00:58:15,159 yah, something like that. He's got a he's got a ten fight winning 824 00:58:15,159 --> 00:58:16,920 streak. That's pretty impressive. You know what. The only thing that beats 825 00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:22,360 a ten fight winning streak a fucking leven fight winning streak against the best of 826 00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:27,480 the best. And I'm not saying that, oh Charles is gonna like steam 827 00:58:27,559 --> 00:58:30,800 roll him either, but the notion at the champ is an underdog in his 828 00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:37,880 fight when he's had a longer winning streak against better talent is is hilarious. 829 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:44,480 And we're just projecting our views of Kebib on this guy's point. They do 830 00:58:44,599 --> 00:58:51,760 look the same. Yeah, tell me when has ever the protege of a 831 00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:57,920 great ever been as good as the great ever? Oh that's a good such 832 00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:02,480 a good question. Yeah, I'm thinking of boxing examples. I can't think, 833 00:59:02,519 --> 00:59:05,239 I mean, I can't think on. Yeah, I mean, I 834 00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,920 guess you could say if you wanted to say, uh, oh, Jonathan 835 00:59:08,199 --> 00:59:14,320 Banks, right, the trainer? Uh is that him? Boxing trainer? 836 00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:21,840 Fuck? Hold on, you're talking about Yeah, Jonathan Banks, he was 837 00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:23,880 a he was a. He was a heavyweight fighter. Uh, and he 838 00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:28,079 wasn't good and he's trained some of the greatest. You know, he was 839 00:59:28,079 --> 00:59:31,960 like the love trainer. Yeah, but everyone's Actually it's like Michael Jordan going, 840 00:59:32,119 --> 00:59:35,760 oh, this is my boy blah blah, and it was like, 841 00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:38,159 oh, dude, blah blah, d hold on blah blah. Had a 842 00:59:38,159 --> 00:59:44,760 sweet jumper, blah blah. Notoriously terrible evaluator of talent. By the way, 843 00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:47,880 Oh dude, I've always said this. The only thing that Lebron James 844 00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:52,159 is on the level Michael Jordan is how bad of a GM they are. 845 00:59:52,639 --> 00:59:55,320 That's it. You know, he's gonna own a team too. He's for 846 00:59:55,360 --> 01:00:00,679 sure that team will never be good because he thinks he don't everything. I 847 01:00:00,719 --> 01:00:04,519 gotta go, guys, I love Ya'll do these more often. Let's wrap 848 01:00:04,519 --> 01:00:07,679 it up. Come see me at Skate Best. When is that next weekend? 849 01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:12,599 Uh? Yes, I think so next weekend? Eighteen? Like that? 850 01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:15,360 What do you What do you got? What's going on? I got 851 01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:17,840 a whole lot of nothing, Johnny. I got a couple of gigs I'm 852 01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:20,679 doing up in Michigan. At the end of the month. I'm gonna come 853 01:00:20,719 --> 01:00:24,000 out to La for a while. M bring you old golf clubs. When 854 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,519 are you gonna be out here? I don't know. Yeah, I'm gonna 855 01:00:27,519 --> 01:00:30,679 see after November some time. All right, all right, probably all of 856 01:00:30,719 --> 01:00:32,519 December. I'm gonna come out for a while. I can't wait to see 857 01:00:32,559 --> 01:00:36,039 you kind of figure out what I fucking want to do, what I wanted 858 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,280 to do. Maybe we'll do this next week. Two things I wanted to 859 01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:39,840 get into, we'll get We'll save these for next week. Give us some 860 01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:43,480 time to think about it. When are we gonna record next week? You 861 01:00:43,559 --> 01:00:46,000 know, I think maybe Thursday is good for Jarvis. Okay, cool, 862 01:00:46,679 --> 01:00:50,760 So we should tell everybody we're gonna have your buddy on. Yeah, Brian 863 01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:53,039 Jarvis will be on next week talking about his funniest guy in the fucking world. 864 01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:58,119 But he was just in that new movie that's out now called Great Spear 865 01:00:58,199 --> 01:01:01,159 Run Ever fantast movie I highly recommended. I thought it was going to be 866 01:01:01,199 --> 01:01:07,159 a comedy. Um, it's not a fair Fairly Brothers movie. Well, 867 01:01:07,199 --> 01:01:09,920 Peter Fairly And you know you think that you think you know something about Mary 868 01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:14,719 and think about all these wacky comedies and Jarvis is the fucking create funniest person 869 01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:15,960 in the world. So I go, oh, I'm watching me this my 870 01:01:16,039 --> 01:01:19,159 buddy in this movie got a ticket. When don't you go see it? 871 01:01:19,639 --> 01:01:22,760 I went to that Wonderland place up in Michigan. What's that? And I 872 01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:27,239 sent him wonder that real cheap, that cheap place. Oh yeah, that 873 01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:30,000 cool place you were telling me about. Yeah? Yeah, So I sent 874 01:01:30,159 --> 01:01:34,920 Jarvis a picture of me holding my movie ticket with his movie on it, 875 01:01:35,519 --> 01:01:37,639 and uh, popcorn and minesota, you know what I mean, just like, 876 01:01:37,639 --> 01:01:39,400 hey, I'm about to walk into your movie. I just send a 877 01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:43,559 picture of that, and he goes, oh, cool, five dollars from 878 01:01:43,559 --> 01:01:45,159 a movie ticket. Where did you go see it? In nineteen eighty seven? 879 01:01:49,599 --> 01:01:52,199 Did you have so many great stories about him? I'm really kind of 880 01:01:52,199 --> 01:01:54,400 I've never talked to that guy. I'm looking forward to talk about to have 881 01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:57,960 some laughs. We'll have him on next week, talk about being in that 882 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,079 movie he had to go film and turn the pandemic over. And I think 883 01:02:00,079 --> 01:02:05,719 he was in Shanghai somewhere in China or something. Oh wow. So he's 884 01:02:05,719 --> 01:02:08,039 got all kinds of crazy stories. And he's got another movie coming out with 885 01:02:09,199 --> 01:02:15,239 Fairly Brothers that he that's the movie that he uh, did a total rewrite 886 01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:17,320 on for him and all that sort of stuff. So we'll talk about all 887 01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:20,760 that when he comes out on next weeks. I'll be a great one next 888 01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,519 week, but I wanted to get into one. This is more of a 889 01:02:22,559 --> 01:02:31,480 Sam question. Starting five NBA All Scumbag team. We're talking about like guys 890 01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:35,920 are always fighting, guys who are always getting arrested. You know, Raymond, 891 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:42,000 it's the captain, the captain, and and and uh, probably probably 892 01:02:42,039 --> 01:02:45,159 the most notable player on the teams is obviously Dennis Rodman. To me, 893 01:02:45,119 --> 01:02:49,519 i'd mean and Draymond Green. Both those guys are great examples. So everybody 894 01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:54,639 send us your suggestions for the all time scumbag team in the NBA. Carl 895 01:02:54,679 --> 01:02:58,639 Malone's got to be on there. That guy's a fucking piece of shit. 896 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,840 Yeah, listen to the stories about his kids and him to nine having kids 897 01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:07,199 and all this ship. Oh, that guy's a real weird. I think 898 01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:09,760 we will the next time, we'll get into our all time NBA scum bad 899 01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:15,679 Team. We're gonna have starters, So send us your suggestions of that for 900 01:03:15,719 --> 01:03:17,639 next week. We'll get into that. And then I want to get into 901 01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:22,960 next week because Jarvis would be good for this is they've done away with the 902 01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:27,199 Pro Bowl. Pro Bowl is gone, and now that what's that? I 903 01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:30,559 hate that that Pro Bowl is gone. Yeah yeah, I I never watched 904 01:03:30,599 --> 01:03:34,079 it, but I hate that they're not doing it. Anytime they have something 905 01:03:34,079 --> 01:03:36,320 that they've been doing for decades and then they get rid of it. I 906 01:03:36,599 --> 01:03:38,480 have you watched it in the last ten years? Yeah, I know it's 907 01:03:38,519 --> 01:03:44,079 bad, but you know, Brandon Marshall will basically the rainy Marshall made a 908 01:03:44,079 --> 01:03:49,639 good argument. What which was that for some guys who are just never lucky 909 01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:53,280 enough to be on great teams that succeed in the playoffs, it's it's like 910 01:03:53,360 --> 01:04:00,280 it's almost like their Super Bowl and and family Hawaii. Yeah. Yeah, 911 01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:02,639 it's like it's like the best experience. Now. I don't want to get 912 01:04:02,679 --> 01:04:08,039 caught feeling bad for millionaire athletes either, but I don't know, I just 913 01:04:08,039 --> 01:04:10,719 feel like there's a little history behind it. Even though it's not a great 914 01:04:10,719 --> 01:04:13,280 event. Give them a fucking if they make the Pro Bowl, give them 915 01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:16,360 a fucking there and their family a trip to Honolulu or whatever the fuck. 916 01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:19,840 Let them still do the thing. I used to love the Skills contest, 917 01:04:20,559 --> 01:04:24,000 and that's all it's going to be now, right, is the skills contest 918 01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:28,480 yea. And they're taking suggestions for what kind of contests they should have. 919 01:04:28,519 --> 01:04:31,079 And that's another call to action that I'm giving you, punch drunk fans, 920 01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:36,360 send us your suggestions of what they should have in the Pro Bowl skills competition. 921 01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:40,960 That now, send me funny ones, sure, but send me real 922 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:44,639 ones. What would you really watch? Sit down and watch and I know 923 01:04:44,719 --> 01:04:46,800 my first one. I'll kick start it off. You want to know what 924 01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:53,639 will be the dunk contest of the NFL Pro Bowl weekend? You know, 925 01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:56,159 you watch all this bullshit, but you really just want to see the dunk 926 01:04:56,159 --> 01:05:02,519 contest. You have the nastiest dunks. You have the reputable five fastest guys 927 01:05:02,519 --> 01:05:08,320 in the NFL in one hundred yard dash. Take it serious and we say, 928 01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:12,320 hey, this is the dunk champion of fucking this year. This is 929 01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:15,599 the fastest guy in the NFL. You throw Tyreek Hill out there, you 930 01:05:15,639 --> 01:05:18,039 throw a fucking jam and waddle out there. Yeah. But the problem is 931 01:05:18,079 --> 01:05:20,559 what if the fastest guys don't make the Pro Bowl? You know what I'm 932 01:05:20,559 --> 01:05:25,400 saying, They make it to that fucking shit. Hey, the guys in 933 01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:28,000 the dunk on test ain't playing in the NBA All Star Game. No, 934 01:05:28,239 --> 01:05:30,960 but oh, I see, so you're saying, make it like a special 935 01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:32,840 thing aside from it'd be part of the Pro Bowl Skills Challenge, but not 936 01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:36,519 Pro Bowl players, got it? Okay? Sure? Sure? I mean, 937 01:05:36,519 --> 01:05:39,599 if you're one of the fastest guys, hey, come on down and 938 01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:45,239 you know, wring yourself. Yeah, yeah about it. What about dick 939 01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:47,920 measuring contest? I think that would be pretty pretty big too. I would 940 01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:51,559 love to be the guy with the fucking yardstick in his hand in his mouth. 941 01:05:51,639 --> 01:05:56,039 Yeah, just see how far they can get down Old Tebow's throat there. 942 01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:59,360 If you want to do fucking uh, you know, I call that 943 01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:01,280 putting into the clown mouth. If you want to fucking put one into the 944 01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:09,679 clown mouth, I'm your fucking Hunckleberry fucking goop. But I think the hunt, 945 01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:13,800 dude, I would set my DVR if I had to get that night, 946 01:06:14,159 --> 01:06:16,360 I would see my DVR to record the fastest guy in the NFL. 947 01:06:16,599 --> 01:06:20,280 Yeah. Yeah, for my entire life, You've always been here. Adon's 948 01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:25,320 the fastest. Oh, Darryl Green's the fastest. Oh fucking Rod Woodson's the 949 01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:29,559 fastest. Oh, Jaylen models the fast Oh Dylan's faster than Tyrrek Hill. 950 01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:32,559 Let's see, let's see a hundred yard dash with five fucking uh and NFL 951 01:06:32,599 --> 01:06:36,360 players and I would watch that. I would be very excited to watch the 952 01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:41,079 fastest guy in the NFL on a hundred yard dash. And I don't come 953 01:06:41,119 --> 01:06:43,400 up, gimpie, you don't. Everyone's gonna be pulling out with a hand. 954 01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:45,039 But don't you think it would be don't you think maybe a forty time 955 01:06:45,079 --> 01:06:48,079 would be even cooler than that, because then you could compare it to like 956 01:06:48,199 --> 01:06:55,559 the the combine. No, I want to see a fucking Olympic one hundred 957 01:06:55,599 --> 01:06:58,800 yards sprint, all right. I want to see the length of a I 958 01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:01,320 think I'm want to see something the bill come back, because someone's gonna get 959 01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:05,559 beat at forty yards, but someone's gonna catch you at sixty yards. My 960 01:07:05,679 --> 01:07:11,119 favorite was always the throwing competitions with the quarterbacks, Like I especially always like 961 01:07:11,159 --> 01:07:15,239 to see you could throw. Let's have that. They used to do that. 962 01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:16,440 They used to do that, and I don't know why they stopped. 963 01:07:17,159 --> 01:07:23,280 Maybe they still do it. I stand last year did they target like moving 964 01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:25,960 target? But did they do the two you could throw the farthest. I 965 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:28,159 don't know if they did that. They haven't done that in a while. 966 01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:30,760 They think one little giant bucket. That was like in the back of the 967 01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:33,639 Amazony you got more point of year. But it wasn't just it used to 968 01:07:33,639 --> 01:07:38,840 be an event, like because I remember like longest drop. Yeah, like 969 01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:42,840 a little little exact thing right in the ground instead exactly. Yeah, yeah, 970 01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:45,119 I'm fine with that too. Let's see you can split about it. 971 01:07:45,159 --> 01:07:48,400 I got one for you. What about a ProAm with the NFL players, 972 01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:51,920 little ProAm golf, maybe nine whole golf tournaments something like that. That'd be 973 01:07:53,000 --> 01:08:00,400 kind of cool. IM up, micam up. Though you know they're already, 974 01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:02,760 um, they're already having a flag football. Flag football is a lock. 975 01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:06,400 Pete Manning is one coach, and I forget who the other coach is. 976 01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:10,599 Well, now is it gonna be Is it gonna be AFC versus NFC 977 01:08:10,639 --> 01:08:12,480 or they gonna all that? You're about to say, Okay, they're gonna 978 01:08:12,519 --> 01:08:15,800 draft. I think they're just straight up gonna draft, okay, and they're 979 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:19,079 gonna have different coaches each year and they're gonna draft their players. And don't 980 01:08:19,119 --> 01:08:24,920 you like AFC versus NFC better. I would like that and maybe yeah, 981 01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:28,560 but I like a good drafting. Drafting is fun because a little more strategy 982 01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:32,159 behind draft and then you kind of get what you get. And plus draft 983 01:08:32,239 --> 01:08:35,319 is always good filler and funny. They can make them up. Who gave 984 01:08:35,399 --> 01:08:39,359 up another Homer? By the way, padres are up three to zero services. 985 01:08:41,159 --> 01:08:44,439 I'm room for the Padres and room for the braves. We'll see, 986 01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:46,439 dude. They can end it hot. They ended hot. We haven't add 987 01:08:46,479 --> 01:08:48,399 By the way, if you want to, I'm gonna send you to copy 988 01:08:48,479 --> 01:08:54,399 now. Okay, we'll just do it after we start recording. This is 989 01:08:54,399 --> 01:08:58,039 a quick one. This is my bookie. Yeah, what what is the 990 01:08:58,039 --> 01:09:00,039 code for that? Because we can do a parlay too. Uh. The 991 01:09:00,239 --> 01:09:05,600 my bookie code is punch drunk. One word. Head over to my bookie 992 01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:12,079 dot ag. I think it's slash punch drunk and use the code punch drunk, 993 01:09:12,239 --> 01:09:16,960 which fucking get some shit from them. And just missed my big pool 994 01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:20,239 at Blackthorn Golf Club. I was in a pool. I came down to 995 01:09:20,239 --> 01:09:27,720 the Rams game Rams Niners, and I had the Rams and Jessica, my 996 01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:30,760 friend who's the manager there, she had the Niners. She goes, Hey, 997 01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:33,439 whoever wins this, you and I are the top two winner of money 998 01:09:33,439 --> 01:09:36,880 in the football wins one hundred and fifty bucks. Thanks Rams, Thank you 999 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:41,640 Rams. It's the last time I believe in you, the first time and 1000 01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:45,279 last time I'm picking you. That's a fucking drag. Yeah, here's I'm 1001 01:09:45,279 --> 01:09:48,279 sorry. I'll say the promo code is punch drunk. It's actually p DS, 1002 01:09:48,399 --> 01:09:53,039 as in punch Drunk Sports. The letters PDS are the promo code. 1003 01:09:53,199 --> 01:09:57,159 Go to my bookie dot com use the code PDS sports. No, just 1004 01:09:57,239 --> 01:10:00,920 PDS, just PDS, just PDS. I'm sorry, Hunt. Go to 1005 01:10:00,279 --> 01:10:04,880 my bucket dot com use the code p d S. And here's what you're 1006 01:10:04,880 --> 01:10:09,159 taking. You're taking the Chiefs over the Raiders, no matter what Sam just 1007 01:10:09,239 --> 01:10:16,680 said. You're taking Eagles over the Cardinals, and you are taking, oh 1008 01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:19,079 boy, I don't want to say it, the Bucks over the Falcons. 1009 01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:25,479 That's a three team parlay that you can use using the code PDS. And 1010 01:10:25,479 --> 01:10:30,600 that's even giving you more free money than you originally would have had. You're 1011 01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:34,800 welcome. You're welcome, And what do we get with that, Johnny, 1012 01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:41,399 Let's let's do the ad read after it's but it's they will deposit match you 1013 01:10:41,479 --> 01:10:45,600 deposit up to a thousand dollars. Damn, well they're good deal. That 1014 01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:50,079 is kind of good deal. Uh well that's my fucking parlay right there. 1015 01:10:50,119 --> 01:10:53,840 And I kind of kind of tells you how the advantage. Who has the 1016 01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:57,319 advantage there when they're willing to match your deposit up to a thousand dollars. 1017 01:10:57,560 --> 01:11:00,800 So it's almost like maybe we're not good vikings over I like vikings over Bears. 1018 01:11:01,319 --> 01:11:08,359 That's a mortal lock, the way the Bears and our bills over the 1019 01:11:08,399 --> 01:11:13,199 Steelers, rookie quarterback coming in at Buffalo, this very hostile place to play. 1020 01:11:13,399 --> 01:11:15,960 Those are my five picks right now. How did your fantasy team do? 1021 01:11:15,479 --> 01:11:19,960 Uh? Last week in the punch Drunk League? Boy, I don't 1022 01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:24,920 know. My internet's down. How did how did I do against you? 1023 01:11:25,319 --> 01:11:28,359 Oh? You were playing me? Oh shit, that's so weird. I 1024 01:11:28,439 --> 01:11:30,920 didn't know that. Yeah, I think you. Oh you must have lost, 1025 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,920 because yeah you lost. Damn you got your ass kicked ship. Yeah, 1026 01:11:33,239 --> 01:11:36,279 sorry, buddy, I wish my internet was working. I would never 1027 01:11:36,319 --> 01:11:40,039 have asked if I had known that it was going to be such a sensitive 1028 01:11:40,079 --> 01:11:43,960 subject for you there that you lost to a good friend like me. Steve 1029 01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:47,479 Wren is easy dead last, by the way. Uh. Absolutely, I 1030 01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:51,000 am three and one in second place alone. All right, I'm two and 1031 01:11:51,039 --> 01:11:56,520 two and I feel fine about it. I feel dude, I dude, 1032 01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:59,600 I saved my team. Man. I fucked up. I honestly, I'll 1033 01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:03,760 just say it. I fucked up and spent too much money too early in 1034 01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:09,199 the draft because I spent all my money on Lamar Jackson, Aaron Jones, 1035 01:12:09,319 --> 01:12:12,960 Justin Jefferson and McCaffrey. That was all my money was into those guys. 1036 01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:15,439 But I got lucky. I got Curtis Samuel, who's been a solid wide 1037 01:12:15,439 --> 01:12:21,319 receiver, and then I also managed to score on that running back Herbert before 1038 01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:26,479 Chicago. He's kind of saving my team right now. So everybody pick up 1039 01:12:26,479 --> 01:12:31,079 Tyler Algier, Falcon's backup Cordell Parson on the IR for four weeks. Algae 1040 01:12:31,159 --> 01:12:34,319 looks streat. I called it when we drafted him, after I read a 1041 01:12:34,359 --> 01:12:38,960 lot about him and saw all of his UH stats and what he accomplished at 1042 01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:43,159 BYU, And I think this kid's gonna have a touchdown and maybe eighty yards 1043 01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:48,039 against Tampa. That's a good run defense Zeke Elliott really killing me in the 1044 01:12:48,079 --> 01:12:51,760 punch drunk Fantasy League? What a disappointment, Zeke? Huge disappointment? Yeah? 1045 01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:56,520 Who huge disappointed? What about Cordarrell Patterson? Has he done for a 1046 01:12:56,520 --> 01:13:00,199 while? What's his four weeks? That's a try? Could just be the 1047 01:13:00,199 --> 01:13:02,520 ir or is that how long the injury is? Just because they had to 1048 01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:05,840 put him on the I R so they love him for four weeks? Was 1049 01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:11,239 it? What was the injury? I want to say near hamstring something? 1050 01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:14,560 Okay, he's so dude, he was so underrated. That guy just has 1051 01:13:14,600 --> 01:13:18,000 been underrated year after year now because he just keeps seeing him. I know. 1052 01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:24,640 I guess running back in his mid thirties. That's why wide receiver his 1053 01:13:24,680 --> 01:13:27,119 whole life. That's why, right, that's why he still got it. 1054 01:13:27,159 --> 01:13:31,760 Probably because he didn't he doesn't have miles on the tread right like to feel 1055 01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:36,479 like nobody. You know, it's probably good for him for longevity wise, 1056 01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:40,960 that people didn't know how to use them properly. Yeah, because he might 1057 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,199 be a little more beat up than he is right now, because if he'd 1058 01:13:43,199 --> 01:13:46,760 been playing running back the last fucking uh eight years, who knows what would 1059 01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:50,880 be his body would be like wildly underrated though heading in the season in fantasy 1060 01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:55,560 football. I mean, he was just so underrated, you know, if 1061 01:13:55,560 --> 01:13:57,680 you looked at where people were saying to draft him, they were like, 1062 01:13:57,720 --> 01:14:00,039 Oh, yeah, this Algaier kid's gonna he's to take over the run the 1063 01:14:00,039 --> 01:14:05,159 backfield. And I think he's about four hundred yards and uh three touchdowns already 1064 01:14:05,199 --> 01:14:11,560 and just does everything he does and he doesn't even do kickoffs that much as 1065 01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:13,640 much as he wants to do. He said he wants to play safety, 1066 01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:19,479 but they won't let him. Is that joke? No shit? Yep. 1067 01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:21,840 And then last year, towards the end of the season, they found some 1068 01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:27,119 gimmicky ways to try to maybe get him in on defense at safety or something 1069 01:14:27,159 --> 01:14:30,680 if they needed like a dime quarter. You guys have had some problems feeling 1070 01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:34,960 safety. Not this year, bro, our stats are yeah, say, 1071 01:14:35,119 --> 01:14:39,800 ed K, what's that? What's the kid two years ago? I like 1072 01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:43,279 him? What's his name? Mitchie Grant? Yeah? Yeah? Is that 1073 01:14:43,319 --> 01:14:45,319 the guy from two years ago that you drafted out? Like that guy? 1074 01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:48,479 Mm? I like him too, from Central Florida or something like that. 1075 01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:50,760 Yeah, I think that's right. Yeah, all right, you want to 1076 01:14:50,760 --> 01:14:54,319 bring us in for a landing. We'll do that, guys. Let's bring 1077 01:14:54,359 --> 01:14:57,399 in for landing. So, guys, hit us up with your suggestions for 1078 01:14:57,520 --> 01:15:00,800 worst scumbag team of the and that's here comes, by the way, here 1079 01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:05,279 comes seven thousand texts from Garnett with NBA players. We never even remember it 1080 01:15:05,319 --> 01:15:12,439 anymore, but they shot out guard it. But um, your suggestions for 1081 01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:17,880 a scumbbag NBA All NBA team and what you guys think would be entertaining or 1082 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:23,199 hilarious to watch? Uh? They suggest this is a real suggestion, by 1083 01:15:23,239 --> 01:15:26,960 the way, for the pole offensive Lineman hot dog eating contest. Fuck that, 1084 01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:30,039 I don't even like watching a regular fucking hot dog eating contests. Disgusting. 1085 01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:34,199 I'm not gonna sit there and watch these fat fucks eat hot That's gross. 1086 01:15:34,399 --> 01:15:39,960 That's gross. Peyton Manning's idea is a terrible idea. So hit us 1087 01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:42,920 up with some good ideas and we'll forward them to the NFL. We'll go 1088 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:46,279 through that next week when we see our good friend Jarvis and everybody suck it? 1089 01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:58,039 What what did they think? Every girl my girlfriend, every girl's my 1090 01:15:58,239 --> 01:16:06,359 girlfriend? Every disturbed me? How much Sam loved the song the dances like, 1091 01:16:06,439 --> 01:16:18,920 yeah, special age? What am I saying Doby Stock just let her 1092 01:16:19,119 --> 01:16:30,680 rock. These are kids we're supporting now. If you are, if you're 1093 01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:38,520 a drunk puncher by problem, if you want to find this UH and buy 1094 01:16:38,560 --> 01:16:43,600 it to keep with knee high. Let's get busy. As the name of 1095 01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:53,880 the album, everys my girlfriend, every druss my girlfriend, just gonna I'm 1096 01:16:53,920 --> 01:16:58,239 gonna make I'm gonna put this vote. Should this be the new punch drunk Uh The