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and he just wastes it well, I mean, just the hog of all
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loved it. And even though he's a homeless person, they still gave it
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I've heard you know, like you look like the like the third like
the third from the top guy on a lobster boat is what you definitely look
like? Deadliest Catch? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you look like Deadliest
Catches web design guy. You look like the guy on Deadliest Catch that they're
all really sad that he died last season. You know what I mean?
Oh, guys know, I went to school of the guy from Deadliest Catch
that did die not on the boat but in his hotel room. Well from
drugs? Is he the drug guy? Because I don't know. His name
was Andy Race. He was a great guy and uh, he was on
the show and he died. Yeah, how he just died in the hotel
room. He's like, oh, oh, by the way, yeah,
are we recording? Yeah, everybody, welcome to Punch Trunk. Our winners
win. Rest in peace to our good friend friend of the comedy store.
Uh, Donald Stevens, you know Donald, Mary and Donald I think so
real, nice, married little she had glasses. Yeah. But the lady
who from beyond me yep, and they did the shows at their house.
He just passed away two days ago. Her husband. Yeah, oh damn
yeah. He had a bad fight for cancer. Rest in peace to him.
He's a great guy. He's big fan of Sam's always went to all
your shows and uh, he's a great guy man. He struggled with cancer
for the last three years. And there's I think, B seventeen, What
does that do? I need some seventeen? What does that do? B
seventeen. It's a lot of people when they do when they test people have
cancer, they have a deficiency in B seventeen. I need to be seventeen
again, and then I don't have to worry about cancer. Wouldn't that be
great to just be able to go back to Like what age would you go
back to if you could just? Oh? I was talking to my relatives
about this. My aunt's like sixteen. I'm like, what I would go
back to? Um, I mean, could I be me now? But
yeah, it's your brain. You're putting your boy to go back and relive
some shit. Yeah, twenty five on five. See, that's too recent
for me. I feel like I got to go back to like eighteen something
like that. Nineteen nineteen, Johnny, how old are you? I'm thirty
five? Thirty starts that I remember. I didn't want to go back three
weeks when he was like that was his girl. That's what I'm saying.
I want to go back to like twenty nineteen something like that. That would
be twenty five is good because you're you're becoming a man. You're you're starting
to like understand the word yeah. But you're projecting all that we're saying,
though, none of that counts because you're taking your brain from now back into
that body five. You're still good look in, you know, But what's
the advantage of being twenty You're already declining at twenty five. You you want
to be right in your physical peak, which is like, I'll never decline.
I'm twenty five. I like twenty five when you see your credit cards
getting nice. Johnny, Sam and I want to go back fifty years to
when we're twenty five. Do you have a guy with that? Bro?
You whipper snapper? We were look at hipper Snapper speaking of wishing. Speaking
of wishing, go ahead, sorry, I want to go back to when
I was in high school where women couldn't vote and it was the good old
days, good old days. Speaking of wishing, they could go back.
You say, did you guys watch the uh? Did you guys watch the
Cards blow it in? The nice thing? I did not. That was
insane, crazy, you know. I was Hero zero forever and I turned
it off and turned it back on, just checked the score and it was
one nothing. Late in the game, I got man, you know,
Cardinals probably you know, don't get away with any his home wind bringing a
picture close it out. And then I got Sam's text, who was like
bully shit. The Cardinals just blew. They give up six runs and then
top of the ninth. Wait, and he didn't even see it. No,
I saw it on m I saw it on Twitter, and I saw
it on ES. Yeah. Yeah, dude. So the Cards are up
to to zero going in the ninth. They bring in Ryan Helsley, which
is the guy who's complaining about the tomahawk chop you know in Atlanta, like,
you know, the brave need to do the right thing and get rid
of the tomahawk shock. So anytime he fails, you know, it's great
for brave fast. And so he's one of these guys who comes in throwing
like one h two, but he can't control it sometimes and he's all over
the place, dude, I mean, just airmail Andy for the Dodgers.
That's the man. He couldn't find his own man, he couldn't find his
zone. He loads the basis and then they bring in another reliever who almost
who's close to getting the second out and getting out of it, but Sigura
it just takes just slaps it over into the into the gap and kind of
a seeing eye a single and they score a couple runs and and then pile
on from there. But yeah, I I the Cardinals really are the better
team. To me, they got some weakness in the bullpen, and I
would love for the Phillies to win so that I think. I think the
Braves have a better shot against the Philis. All that money you spent on
what's his face in the outfield and you're in the wild card. I mean
it's unbelievable. I mean, then you got Trout, who's like making all
that. I loved Trout. Trout, I'm gonna say this. I love
Trout. He's probably my favorite player. I don't know why, because they
never watch any of his games. That's so I've always really loved him.
He has all the characteristics of somebody that did a lot of performance financing drugs
and just body is constantly breaking down. Yeah, I mean, do you
think gear and judges on anything. Yeah, for sure. He looks like
it too. Like physically he looks like it. He's got that chromagnum face
going on, like it's all there. He's got that that gap between his
front teeth. That's a short signs that got to do very very prominent steroid
user David Letterman. But everyone knows that bro, how do you think he
lasted so long? Yeah, performance enhancing drugs, Johnny, I think,
Johnny, I unless they've got some new shit, I think judges, they
do. The Angels. What a waste of two of the greatest talents of
all time in baseball. They just can't get pitching. It's always been pitching.
It's been that his entire career. He just can't get any pictures and
they just get lit up. And the sad part is is they probably should
trade them so they can get a bunch of prospects, so they can finally
get some pictures. Yeah, no, you're telling you it's just a waste,
man. I mean, it's not like they're not spending a ton of
money either. They're like top ten in payroll, you know, around ten
something like that, So they're, uh, you know, they're a team
is trying a little bit. They just they got But he just gave a
post it to his cat. I just threw one away. I was like,
how the fun the chance that I did just throw one away? I
don't have a cat. My dog would eat a post it though. I
was looking my dog today's sucking around with something on the ground, fucking looking
buddy's got a fucking two grapes in his mouth. Apparently grapes will kill a
dog. Grapes, you dog, are bad for dogs. Yeah, and
somebody told me that I didn't believe it that I looked at is that real?
Look at it? I looked it up. I didn't believe that.
I looked it up for I looked it up. Also, look up white
girl gets what's coming to her. That was a weird article too. Oh,
I already got that. I got that tab open already. I'm sure
you do. Yeah, you're right, dude. No, dogs should never
eat grapes. Grapes and raisins are known to be highly toxic to dogs.
The research has yet to pinpoint exactly which substance in grapes causes the reaction.
Damn so hilarious. Bront know that I didn't need it to. Everybody started
panicking. It's got great hair, doesn't he look at Jason's hair? What
do you do? It's a nice a great dick. Good good for you,
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dick doesn't know what's coming. Sneak up on it at night like a fucking
prowler. Dude, do just like you got a short amount of time and
a lot to talk about. Um, where do you want to go?
Football? I know you love football. There's Draymond Green video. Yeah.
Yeah, let's just get it off. I'll pull it up just a second,
give me just a second. Were you serious when you said, as
he walks away from that is suspension worthy? Oh? Oh no, I
think he said, how do you not suspend him? As? What is
what? Sam? Oh? I thought he thought he said, how is
that a suspension? No? No, no, I think he said,
how do you not suspends? It? Should be it's gonna you said that,
it's gonna tear apart that team. Do this thing here. Let's just
show it real quick for the people on video. Here we go, all
right, So Draymond is over here. I guess they're talking shit to each
other. And imagine that. I mean, it looks like mostly Draymond doing
a talking So Draymond all right, gets in his face, gets in the
face, he pushes him out of his face right there, right Damn.
He's not even looking at Draymond. If you look, he's like looking away
from He's not expecting a real fight. He's kind of like, gee,
I agree, dude, I agree, that's not walk Damn, dude,
is that a sucker punch? Do you think it's not a sucker that's not
a soccer punch. But it's not. It's it's not warranted at all.
And Pool is one of their young stars, Like, you know, Draymond
Green's on his way out as far as I'm concerned. And Pool he's won
a lot for that. He's like he's done every Yeah, I mean,
he's done an all timer in that particular team. So it walks up to
him. He starts talking shit, right and then this guy knows something up.
Punchback guy walks around. Bam, I'm sure did You're right? Sam?
That dude, that guy didn't know. He's like, oh, I
know, Draymond h and he's about to go lose his mind here. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, And look at dude, damn he Superman punches him.
He does, he kind of leaps into it. Now here's the thing
about NBA players, and we we discovered this with with uh. And you
might remember this, Jason, because you love the bulls. When when Seaquille
O'Neill swung on Brad Williams, do you remember that? Not the big remember
that? And you remember that punch? It was like the worst form punch
ever because these sides are so grounds. He's going for the grounding pound,
dude, He's like, do you watch watch after he hits him, he
kind of leaps on top of him like he's gonna go for the ground and
pound. Watch this he hits him bam and then look like on top of
him. I mean if they hadn't pulled him off, he would have destroyed
him. Damn. Well this is true too. By the way, this
is not a joke, even though it sounds like a joke, but this
is undercent true. You know it's a good punch because uh, Jake Paul
just offered him ten million dollars to fight him. You can look it up.
Really, are you kidding me. Yes, right as that came out,
Jake Paul offered to fight him. His NBA contract can't allow for fucking
yeah you. Jake Paul's a genius of promotion. He really really liked the
Paul brothers. I don't care. Yeah, I don't have a problem with
him. I don't have a problem with him at all. I think that
Leveon Bell is gonna get killed by your Ryah Hall. Are you fighting,
bro? It's boxing, It's not kicking your Yah. Hall's whole thing is
that he was an amazing kick, like he was like a karate guy.
You know, maybe I'm Bell beat last time, like fucking some running back.
Yeah Peterson as Adrian Peterson, and Adrian Peterson can't fight without us stick
in his hand and yeah right, So we get back to these guys.
These guys are big dudes, but since they've been a kid, they're they're
fine tuned, pampered people. They've been pampered their whole lot. I remember
watching Jordan Poole at Michigan hitting a three point shot at the end of the
scene, and I go, I remember he hit a three point shot to
win a game, and I'm like, that's the dude. That dude's got
it. So when he got drafted, I think second round by by Golden
saying I'm like, they got a good one. And I bet you that
dude hasn't been in a real fight ever. And what Jordan Pool did there
is classic white boy fight, right. You know? You hear Jalen Rose
talk about all the time, holding back, holding back, and he pushes
them and then everyone's supposed to jump in and everybody says, face, Draymond
just went where nobody's really supposed to go, supposed to swing like that,
and then let James you know that, as we all know, Draymond's got
some thug in him, dude, right like Draymond, of course he goes,
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All right, now, let me let me let me beat a little
bit of Devil's Advocate here, Sam, you're gigantic NBA fan without the fucking
cell phones and without social media, without TMZ, you ryan the NBA to
even in not even Jordan's era, Kobe's era. Several stories about Kobe punching
teammates in the face. Several stories about Jordan and Steve Kerr punching each other
in the face. This happens all the time in practice. Now, that
was a hell of a punch, but that's what it is. I think
it's that's a hell of a punch. That's shocking the people that he landed
that and he fell down like that. If these guys would have just started
swinging on each other enough, there'd be another The fact he basically laid him
out, Bro, he laid him out is what's shocking. And then you
get it's also shocking that's your teammate. This isn't an a scrimmage game with
somebody else. And we don't know like how much swinging is swinging When they
say, oh they got a fight, Like what does that mean? Like
what is Jordan doing? Like Jordan, we've seen Jordan gatting fights on the
court. All he was doing was grabbing faces and getting in and you know
that's what they can say. Fight like we're him and Reggie Miller, Like
he grabs his face, he pushes out his face, like, oh,
Reggie Millard. Jordan got in a fight. So we don't know if there
was actual swinging done. When there's actual swinging, there's two that we know
of, right, it's who it is. It is um the Mouse in
the Palace. That's a very famous fight. And then oh we by the
way, pre Jordan, there were real fights. I mean you just right,
I mean like Crema dude, jabbar punching people and all that stuff.
But in this new NBA, so since then we've seen two big fights.
Who do we see We sell Mouse in Palace and then we saw Larry Johnson
and Alonzo Morning going at it. You remember that we're very Barkley and Shack
too when he threw the ball in the back of his hat and then they
started swinging and they tackled each other. Yeah yeah, yeah, So so
we know that. So we don't know what degree Jordan and Kurt actually swap
gott in a fight. But and listen, they're built different. They're used
to fucking swinging eye. That is like Jordan Peel who's like a millennial or
whatever is generation's ze or zipper or whatever it is, is a millennial.
They don't fight and bro, this is my whole thing on the internet.
Dude, My biggest thing is keep your fucking hands up. Bro. If
Draymond brain Green's coming to me, I'm like, I don't care. I'm
like, hey, dog, what do you want? You want some dog?
I keep my hands fucking up, Bro, I take off the dow
Right. You could take a knife out of anybody's hands. That's my purse.
Remember that on the kink of the Hell when you would just kick everybody
in the nuts, because he took a women's defense class, Bobby Hell,
and before he would kick somebody in the nuts, he would yell, that's
my purse, and then he would kick him right in the balls. He
beat everybody up in his junior high because he was just so You're like,
okay, do you want to move great Draymond? Do you want to move
Draymond? Like? Who do you move him for? Who can you get
for him? Who fits that role? Like? Who wants a Draymond skill
set? I mean it's basically like who wants an old I mean, he
he has broke Ben Simmons for Draymond, that's well, that's I mean,
you're that's like a like for two guys that don't give you much on offense
anymore. Yeah, but they play defense and that's it. That's it is
he Shikebob is Ben Simmons just done. I think he's gonna I I personally
think he's gonna have a decent season. Such a waste pressure on him,
dude, Well that's true waste of talent so far. Though. Listen,
I could see him having Andrew Wiggins type resurrection because he has to be the
third best guy on the court every night. It's got to be the right
situation. Yeah, right, So that's the same Raymond. Draymond doesn't have
to be a star. He just has to be the guy who and it's
like everyone makes fun of him triple single, but his job is to do
almost what he did with Pool, which is irritate people, get physical,
cause chaos. Now when people get into the whole Lebron James final thing,
make no doubts about it. That was done on purpose. He didn't do
anything to Lebron to warrant getting kicked out. Okay, he should have been
kicked out the game the series before when when kadh and Katie and the Thunder
when he Crane kicked Stephen Adams in the nuts. So but they kept them
on and that was just like, oh, we you know, if we
need to throw him out, we gotta Lebron was going for two games suspension,
so I mean, he's definitely caused his teams to problems and if you
gotta move him, this is the best time. Just a little update,
by the way, the Padres are already up to zero and the Mets and
the first Sarser gave up a home run to Bell and listen man when Scherzer
went to the Mets, I didn't shed a fucking tear he dude. I
honestly think that if Roberts hadn't have ridden him into the ground, he'd be
a different guy right now. He just needs to be managed, and they're
treating they're just riding his ass too much. I think what Roberts did riding
him in the postseason like that, doubling up with him and bringing him back.
What if you're Roberts and you realize he's not coming back, you just
want to fucking yeah. I mean, shit, that's a that's a theory.
I can't imagine he would do that, but yeah, I mean Roberts
even did it with Curious right where he brought him out of the bullpen and
then had him pitched two days later, and he was just trash. Remember
that he's got some weird ideas about pitching in the post. Well, it's
not him, it's Andrew Freeman. Yeah, yeah, tell him what to
do. Andrew Freeman greatest talent evaluator I've seen in forever, and he just
they just got to tell him stop calling to the dug out and let these
guys play. Let these guys play. Yeah, I'm with you, I'm
with you. What what have you guys? Uh? What do you guys
think about? Russell Wilson? Just? I mean the worst football game of
all time? Possibly last night on National TV Thursday Night? What was it
like? Twelve to nine, Jason, something like that overtime thriller between the
Colts and Nebroncos, no touchdowns, most boring game ever. Mus text my
Adam Eget because we both had fantasy fucking ramifications in that game, And uh,
I go, what is it with these Thursday night games? Every Thursday
nine game? You look next week Washington and the Bears. Well, that's
a terrible fucking game. That's a terrible game. This game last night was
the worst football game I probably see. He's done that with with with Thursday
night games. That's what I'm saying. Who's booking these things? Tommy from
a fucking comedy store, Well you gotter Monday. That Monday is still a
very elite thing. Their old school guys are like, who who's watching Amazon?
These fucking losers. We'll just put like the WNDA on there and like
that's what they go with these guys. Yeah, but you don't coming in
that. You don't expect that to be a bad game. I mean,
especially preseason. You're looking at the Broncos Russell Wilson, I mean Russell Wilson.
You're thinking, you're not expecting him to fall off. The coach for
for Broncos. What's his name? Oh shit, I can't remember. He's
fired. He's gonna be fired. Here's an interesting thing about his Hackett.
His father's Paul Hackett. And Paul Hackett. I don't know if you guys
remember him when he was coaching the Jets, but everybody hat he's the exact
same thing he was at USC. Sucked. He went to the Jets.
He sucked, Bro, he sucked. And now he's like he was a
great coordinator. Oh I remember him at USC. Yeah, yeah, I
didn't know he coached the Jets. So, yeah, he coached the Jets.
So so he's a coordinator of the jet for the Jets. I thought
he was a head coach chet at one point, Like, he was an
offensive coordinator for the Jets from two thousand and one to two whereat he head
coach. He was a head He was a head coach at Pittsburgh from eighty
nine to ninety two Pittsburgh Panthers College. Then he was a Chiefs offensive coordinator
from ninety three to ninety seven. Then he was USC's head coach from ninety
eight to two thousand. Then from two thousand and one to two thousand and
four he was the Jets offensive coordinator. Then oh five to seven, he
was the Buccaneers quarterbacks coach, and then he was with the Raiders from eight
to ten doing like quarterbacks stuff. He never stuck around that long. I
just remembered him being incompetent. And you know the whole reason they got this
Hacket kid, man, I'm almost fifty, he's probably much younger than me.
Is that they wanted him because they were gonna go and get Aaron Rodgers.
And when that thing go through, they're like, Okay, we got
Aaron Rodgers coach. Let's get let's get him a great coach. Let's get
him a great player. And they went and got Russell Wilson. And who
knows what Russell Wilson has left. You got a two hundred million dollars quarterback,
and you got a new owner that just dropped four billion dollars on the
Broncos. I tell you who they're not getting rid of a two hundred million
dollars quarterback when you get rid of a fucking one million dollar coach. It's
not working with U. I mean, that's the biggest investment, the biggest
The first investment they made other than buying the Broncos was, hey, man,
let's get a quarterback in here. It's gonna sell some tickets. There
were so many booze and so many people leaving even before halftime started. They
showed a shot, a drone shot of thousands of people leaving the game.
It's halftime. Yeah, And so I mean, I mean it's a tie
game going in overtime. It's a tie game going in overtime, and you're
leaving the cheapest NFL tickets eighty five bucks. So these people paid one hundred
to fucking a thousand dollars to be there, and they're like, you know
what, I'd rather be home watching reruns a medium or whatever the fuck.
He wasn't bad last year though, Russell Wilson. So I think it's fair
to say it's a coach because Russell Wilson was not bad last If you look,
he only played fourteen games, but he had twenty five touchdowns, six
interceptions. I mean, that's a good year. He was a pro bowler
again, yards per completion or like twelve, which is about bang on average
for his career, one oh three point one quarterback rating and then a fifty
four point seven that's a little worse QBR. Not bad though, So yeah,
he was fine last year. You no way you could see this coming.
But do you think the Seahawks song coming. Do you think this is
a trade rape? Do you think they go, hey, do we want
to pony up for this guy? Or do we want to get a king's
ransom for him? Before the wheels fall off the bus because Kings ain't looking
like they were looking three or four years ago. Well, especially with quarterbacks,
it does seem like teams know when the guy's done, you know what
I mean, and it's their choice. Where like even with Matt Ryan,
like I mean, he wasn't great last night either, and I think the
you know, the Falcons were right to kind of let him go when they
did. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I told, I told.
I mean, because if you look, I mean, do you think
Matt Ryan would give you anything this season that Mariotte is not. Mariotte hasn't
been great, but you're not getting anything from Matty that you wouldn't get right,
take away, I'd take away the contracts and you forget that. You
know, Marriotte is making eight million and joking, Matt Ryan was making forty
Just could you go there? They're both making one million. I'd rather have
Ryan. I mean, Marriotte is not going to be finishing the season as
a starter, but you're gonna go to the kid. Oh yeah, he's
probably gonna get and some time in the next two or three weeks. I
mean, we're winning season. Well, you want to do this now because
there's a bunch of quarterbacks coming out that's really good. That's a great point.
You want to know, Hey, is this third round guy that we
got that was one of the best college quarterbacks ever? Uh? Is he
gonna be the guy or not? Well, then we got to find out
because if we're gonna have a high draft pick next year. Uh, you
know, we don't want to be all we don't want to miss out on
a good quarterback. When the guy that we got, we don't, you
know, he just sits on the bench for fucking seventeen weeks, you know.
Yeah, answers, they're about to go balls to the wall for Peyton.
I think if we get if we get ship House this week, I
think rule doesn't make it, uh make it another week because the apparently everything
I've read is said that the uh the owners just fed up with incompetence.
So it'll be interesting that Peyton then uh yeah, Sean Payton and then Sehn
Payton. Sean Payton, the former coach of the Saints. Dude, you
know, I try to kill me. Yeah, if you guys did him,
I'm gonna I'm gonna I might look into some legal action. What about
Quinn? Do you think he would be a good coach for Carolina. Jason
Quinn is a really good, awesome defensive coordinator, and I think he gets
overwhelmed when he's a head coach. Okay, all right, he was the
other guy on the list. Speaking from experience, I think he gets overwhelmed.
He was a great Seattle. He built that defense in Seattle that won
a Super Bowl. He came to Atlanta and didn't build the defense because he's
so worried about everything else and the fence was still average. Then he goes
to Dallas and builds a badass fucking defense. Yeah, if you're Dallas,
do you want to go with um Mike McCarthy after this season if it doesn't
work out? If if not, Peyton's willing like they've been talking about Payton
to the Cowboys forever. Oh yeah. There's about four coaches that are on
a short leash or on the hot seat, as they say, and there's
about two coaches that are just sitting around waiting like this who That's why that's
scenario for me. That's why I think it's the Panthers, And you can
the Panthers are in a position where they can basically pay a coach more than
anybody. David Tepper prove that because Matt Rules headed to the Giants. Think
about that, Matt Rules going to Giants like and then Temper just laid down
his check book and was like, tell me what it's going to take and
way overpaid for him. And he'll do the same thing with Peyton if but
I think that's why we would. The Panthers will be right to move fast
to fire his ass so that they can go ahead and get ahead of the
ship. That way, I think probably you just make maca who the coach.
He's not gonna do anything. You got one win, that's all you
need, so you don't go defeated and just shit the bed, bro if
you ain't win. The Raiders can't shit the bed because we set out all
of our picks for Adams, so we gotta write this ship or else.
I'm like, shit the bed. I mean, that's a it's a Raider
tradition. Okay, shit speaking of Dallas, by the way, they actually
look Okay, Cooper Rush at quarterback now seems all right. What do you
guys think of that thrower? Cooper Rush? Shit, that's my old thing,
dude. I just don't think Dak Prescott is a great thrower. Yeah,
I mean he's the team loves it. The players he plays with love
him, though, that's the problem him. He loves Jesus. They love
playing with that guy. Uh what else from this weekend? Well, how
do you feel about the Raiders? Dude? Do you think that they can
bounce back? I think this week? But do you think they can have
a good season? And stuff? I think to lose? Who do you
play Kansas City? Oh? I think it's in Vegas. They're beatable.
No, they are beautible. You're right, they are beatable. Bro,
They're beatable. They're beatable. Thereat we've scored more points than them. They
know they've scored more points than us. But our defense is and our defense
is shit, is better than their defense. They miss Uh they missed Tyreek
Hill though, like if ever a team is missed, a guy told you
that was going to happen. I used to watch, dude, you watch
these Kansas City games last year. That dude bailed out Mahomes all the time.
Oh, oh nothing, nothing, Let me go passing backwards and then
watch this guy run for twenty and everybody says, how great I am?
Big time, big time. That's that's a that's a guy that just is
I think was massively underrated. Now we're seeing what he is. What do
you do with tnuah to it? I go, yeah, yeah, what
do we do with tuna? What do you do with tuna? Well?
I mean I like it in sushi. I do too. You gotta protect
your player, man, I mean they dropped the ball on it. I
mean the whole NFL with the concussions right now, and they're bet and they're
throwing it on that doctor, which is hilarious. You know, the whole
team was involved in him. Get playing. It's not just one doctors.
Someone's got to be. Hey, when you're one of those guys, part
of your salary and part of your job is you might have to be the
scapegoat. It's the sh it's the fan. You know, you're getting game
to be the fall guy. Hey man, we'll get to a job with
some of the organizations blah blah blah. Right now, we need you to
fall on this grenade. Yeah that's one hundred percent. But that shit happens,
it can't be. It can't be the coach that did it. All
that makes no sense. But isn't that It's depressing for two because he was
finally starting to look like an NFL quarterback and then the guy just gets his
brain scrambled. What a drag because he was looking good. Don't you think
he looked good? I told he was throwing up gang signs on his back.
Yeah, I mean, it's just so it's so sad for him.
But here's the whole thing I think is super interesting. Guy. Let's say
you you go hey man to it. Just he was showing signs, but
he's shish kebab, right, his brain is shishkabab. Do you make a
run at Lamar Jackson? Dude? How bad did the Radians fuck up by
not giving that guy everything you wanted? Hens Day almost had a contract to
greed and principle until the Browns drove all that money up to fucking Boxon's house.
And then he goes, hang on, I'm I'm I don't come with
any baggage like this. I'm not gonna get suspended for twelve games on Jason.
Some some some hideous, some hideous baby has taken over Sam's Sam screen.
There. Oh okay, that was rude, bro. That's a beautiful
baby. Sam, Are you gonna get to Armenian Kings hat? Ryan Hill
sent me that Ryan Hill's goes. Sam's got to go. This game is
in an Armenian Kings hat? Or are they just giving you a free King's
hat on Armenian Night? That's Los Angeles Kings King's opening Night with him he's
got box. Oh yeah, but yeah, you know Lamar was up and
down last year, let's be honest about that. But this year, I
mean, shit, he's QB one in Fantasy. I know that because he's
on my team. Uh, and yeah, he's figured out whatever was failing
him last year. He gambled on himself and so far he's winning. He
blows his knee out or something crazy happens in the next four I don't know
right now. He gambled on himself and he's winning. It's not very and
the NFL doesn't like it, and the agents don't like it because he doesn't
have one. You know, he's eliminated the middleman. So yeah, I
mean, dude, you're like, you really are gambling on yourself when you
have your mom negotiate with you. My mom would show up with cookies.
She'd still be wearing a mask dummies. Jason, I feel like your mom
actually would be drive a hard bargain. If I'm being honest, you would
be like Peg wouldn't take any shit off of anybody. She makes sure you
got what you were worth. What do you guys think about what's going on
in Pittsburgh. They they moved on from Trubisky finally, and it's the same
thing as the same thing. They got a rookie. They got a guy
that kind of plays similar to him in front of him to kind of be
the training wheels till the training wheels. Why not just put him in from
the beginning, you know what I mean? Why waste your money on it?
I think it's just the between the eathers. I think it's just let
the game slow down for him off the field with a clipboard in your hand,
instead of on the field laying on your back throwing up gang signs.
Yeah, well people and people are acting like the kid came in and did
great, threw two interceptions almost immediately. Was one of them was a bounce
off. He didn't look great. He's you know, I think he's gonna
be like, gould be good, dude, you do see, I don't
see he doesn't have the arm to me to be a great NFL quarterback.
He's like a manager game manager type. I think he's mitched bisky. Yeah
yeah, maybe a little better as far as decision making, maybe a better
decision making. But he's not a better arm definitely not. I think he's
But I think he's a better passer. Maybe not throws farther, but yeah,
I think he's a better passer. He's a great passer in college.
I know it's a different game, but you know, there's still is no
there was no deep, you know, no deep. But it's my theory.
When a player in a big league at a doormat team or not a
powerhouse does well, that guy's usually onto something. And I think this kid
has the has the potential. But the question is does he have what it
takes to get you to the super Bowl to win? That's that's questionable.
I don't think so. If you ain't gut, If you don't kind a
guy can get you there to win it, you gotta move on. Bro.
Yeah but now you say that, Sam, but you can get to
the super Bowl without a quarterback. I mean, yeah, if you can
get a dec if you have today elite defense, you can do it.
Yeah, but dude, Ravens when it's not When the Ravens won with what's
his face that you know that wasn't the best quarterback the Eagles did it.
But I mean that guy could be a systems quarterback right right right, Yeah.
If you're building a team around a first round draft pick or a high
draft pick a quarterback, yeah, it's he's got to be the guy.
Not. The Bears are having that problem right now. I'm telling you that
kid's got no chance. You got no line, you got nobody to throw
too. You're getting a new I mean, like, dude, And there's
also something about the psychic psychology of like of like just getting your dick kicked
in Wait, who are you talking about now? I'm sorry I missed it.
The Bears. Yeah, I mean, like, that kid doesn't have
a chance. There was He's not He's not good, dude, He's not
good. I don't think so. I mean I watched him, you know,
he Bears and war's on here. I went to the Bears Cardinals game.
Uh you know at the end of last year. I saw him play
live and I'm like, and he was playing against Kyler Murray. There was
a noticeable difference. Now, granted there's two different teams, but there was
a noticeable difference with Kyler Murray in the pocket and his comfort versus fucking homeboy
for the Bears. I can't think of his game right now, but justin
fields, justin fields from my house, there was a noticeable difference of comfort
level. Uh, in the pocket. By the way, Kyler Murray's another
guy who's like, you know, we thought we had we had just kind
of penciled him in as this is one of the next great quarterbacks. And
now I don't. I mean, now, what is this the little dude?
And he doesn't like getting hit and bad weapons gone? Yeah? What
his best weapons gone? For four or five games? How many? I
think he's got one? Two more two middle of October he's back, so
yeah, probably two more weeks. Also, what are you guys, Kingsbury
believers? What do you think him? No, I wasn't. I think
he fired too. If I'm fucking Sean Payton, I'm looking at every I'm
McVeigh fan either. I think the entire NFL conspired to make that team do
well because they wanted to grab lad. It looks like it now. Dude,
I would have said you were crazy for that, but damn if it
doesn't look like it now. Bros, I'm gonna say this right now.
The Rams don't make the playoffs, dude? Is that shocking anybody else?
And all you had to know about McVeigh is this. And I got some
inside scoop from somebody I know. Oh what's his face? Go on?
Go on, because this is inside school. Wait, this is why they
got rid of Jared Goff's what you're saying, Okay, because goth No.
I heard. I heard he did a lot of coke. Yeah. I
heard that he had made comments about mcvey's girlfriend on a on the wrong text
thread. Oh, I can see that. I can see that. And
she's she's easy on the eyes, as they say, she's coming around camp.
Listen. All you need to know about McVeigh, and I'm not saying
he's now. I think he's a young chucky what's his name? John John
Gruden over super energetic that given the right team to do something. Pretty much
we have seen that John Gruden has made a thousand mistakes as the Raiders.
Number one not taking Tom Brady number one number one. Second one is when
Jalen Ramsey names, you're one of two teams he wants to go to and
you have cornerback problems? What are we fucking doing here? Okay, so
gone, bye bye. But when you take a look at Sean McVeigh,
I'm sorry. Everyone's talking him up because they want the Rams to be great.
He got a house by New England because he ran San Francisco's offense.
He didn't even mix it up. He's still using the same thermology. And
was like, oh man, he's such a smart guy. He's he's reinvented
the wheel. He's an innovator. Dude, you did the backup quarterback for
New Jersey. Went back and watched them the HBO show was that called Umar
Rocks and listen to your calls and fucking realize you ran the same offense.
What about What about Stafford? To me, this is another one of the
biggest surprises of the seasons that he just doesn't seem to have it right now.
You know, when they got him, I thought, I go,
oh boy, I think they're gonna really wish they got him like three year
ago, four year ago Stafford and not now. You know, only he's
I think he's tied with Marino for most pick six is thrown really in NFL
history, and he's only two away from first place. Guess who's in first
place now? Him and Marino have twenty eight pick sixes pick six career.
Is it an active player? It is not an active player. Okay.
It's gotta be somebody who played a long time. Not Sanchez. No,
it's gotta be somebody playing. Don't be crazy. Somebody played a long time.
I can, I'd be crazy. It's a comedy pod. It's gotta
be somebody who slung the ball around, probably high tempo offense. I would
get Doug Flute. You're nail right on the case. Okay, Uh,
it's gotta be somebody. Is it not an elite like an elite elite guy?
Or is it a hall guy? Is it far? Is it far?
It is Brett Farve? Okay, that's what I would have guessed.
Hey, Jeff George is a great guess though, Thank you, bro,
Jeff George. Who I would not. I'm sure Jeff George is in the
top ten. What but speaking of far by the way, he's in something
ma shit, yeah, real, what the fuck? Text messages saying dude,
I uh as the media gonna find out about me getting money from the
you know, scamming money from a welfare What didn't you think Why didn't you
think this guy would learn about text messages blowing up in his face when he
said, what's your fake? Guy's fucking phone away like a fucking twelve year
old. Really stupid, dude, he's so dumb. It's bit of football
doesn't mean you're not how to do anything else at all. I mean,
just done as all these people that need money. And he's like, man,
we gotta build a new volleyball facility over and uh over missus volleyball Mecca.
Hey, hey, super millionaire, why don't you build a fucking volleyball
facility for your fucking alma mater? You fucking dumb fuck, so gross,
bro. I mean, I'm so embarrassed for him, and I kind of
liked him as a player too. And he's just completely spoiled it as after
what about areas because he's still doing commercials, he still has a show on
serious radio. It's like, dude, you're a scumbag. You're taking money
from people who desperately need it, you fucking fuck I mean, go ahead,
well, it's just one thing, like Sam saying, it's one thing.
If you go, hey, all this money goes to all these people
in the flood or whatever. But you know what, let's can we send
this money over to these people that got hit by a tornado? Okay,
that's one thing. Well when you go, hey, man, we need
a new voltball facility for them girls, fuck you man. Let him play.
Now, speaking of just complete idiots, let's talk about Udoka. Sam,
you want to talk about that for a second. Dude, can we
get into this freaking idiot? Dude? I bet you, I bet you
Draymond Green money the plat dude, just to get them to talk about something
else. This is insanity. There are two teams. There are two teams
that are walking in to the the the um the regular season just already limping
Sons and the Boston Celtics, and now you can add the Warriors to it,
which has a Clipper fan. I'm all for get rid of You got
no problems with DUCU has to be or what's his name? How do you
say you used to be the dumbest scumbag in the history of dumb scumbags.
Okay, that's me and Sam saying that, yeah, dumb scum bad,
I'm not stupidest. Well, what's it? What's the thing you're always saying,
Sam about how like, if you're an NBA player, there's X number
of women that you can't There's maybe fifteen to thirty holes you can't hit in
the entire state. Okay, in the entire state, there's maybe thirty holes
you can't put your meat into. Okay, that's all here. Yeah,
yeah, maybe he got that backwards. Maybe he got your memo, but
he just got confused. He thought they're only thirty that he could hit.
Let's let's just go. Let's just go. Okay, shit happens. There's
just some super duper energy going on, and you designed super dump your boss's
wife, gotcha? Gotcha? Shit happens. Then it came out of dude.
He also tried the fuck the owner's wife. It's like gir old joke
Sam about huh Jenny McCarthy, where you were hitting on her mom. And
Sam's got a great show where he goes, hey, man, if I
can't if I can't play with the toy, I'll play with the box that
it came out of. Jill Bartnick wasn't that Jenny McCarthy, Hey, Dana
wants you know you look good, buddy. Ah, thanks me. Here's
Sam, I mean Johnny talking to you, buddy. Speaking of holes,
I can't go after time recording a professional podcast, one of the longest running
sports comedy podcast, The Holes Open. If she's not on that list,
on the list, keep your holes open. Um, Yeah, it's just
ridiculous, bro. And now and now this now, the ESPN is just
going in overdrive on this seven foot for French kid Dante. He doesn't like
everyone's like, I've never seen anybody move like that. It's like, it's
not bad. The kid that was really like interesting is that school kid.
Have you see like how he moves? Man, that kid's good, bro,
not that this not that this alien kid isn't great. But I mean,
I'm never going to get listen unless you want to play like Kevin Durant,
which is you don't get a lot of physical action in the middle.
Okay, I don't think, oh dude, he's so thin. Yeah he's
real, dude. That check kid got fucked up his ankle just following Lebron
James on a layup, like it doesn't even happen. Yeah, they dude,
Listen, listen, Kevin Durant should give a seminar every year called for
skinny ass bitches. Okay, just all these skinny ass motherfuckers. This is
how you stay in the NBA. Okay, wait, what are those tips?
Then saying, what would he be telling them? Don't make any physical
contact with anybody for the first five years, stay beyond the plant, stay
out of the paint, and stay beyond the three point line. Listen,
I don't care how big you are. If you are a big man in
the NBA, most likely if you play your first season will be on injured
reserve because, again we've talked about all the time, you are going up
against chiseled, genetic super freaks, and if you make the playoffs, you're
doing that one hundred times. Yeah, I mean, dude, you're just
gonna get beat up. You're going up the against the biggest, most athletically
superior human beings on the planet, the Saints, some thirties thirty game French
season the same Who's a Porzingis is a good example of that, like a
guy who just came in with the wrong build, all the talent in the
world, but just kept getting hurt. Who was that guy the Clippers had
that was a for word. He was real skinning got him out of high
school. Booth, Yeah, what was the first name? It sucks with
a K. Kevin Booth's it's I forget what it is, but he's and
he used to get his ass beat all the time. And there's actually a
video of him just getting knocked out at a fucking street party. Dude,
but punch who But guess who? Guess who is the Guess who started this
kind of new kind of center. Guess who was the first one to do
it. Jeff George Yeah, uh new kind of center. Yeah. Ralph
Sampson. Ralph Sampson was the first time you saw a center who was great.
He was he was fucking mobile, dude, he blew out his fucking
knees. And then the next one that kind of changed the game a little
bit was Kevin Garnett. And people don't realize how much Kevin Garnett changed the
NBA. He's the first time we went away from like the cream al du
Jabbar Patrick ewing center to a seven footer with lower hips that kind of moved
like a scoring forward, shooting guard. Right boom, fast forward, fast
forward. We got Lebron James. You know, he's like, if you
were over six foot nine up until like nineteen ninety two, you lived in
the paint. You never crossed the free throw line, you lived in the
paint. Kevin Willis all those kind of people. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then now we got Pazingiz, who's like the first of these uber
tall guys, and they just can't stay stay healthy because they're just not meant
to run up and down the court like that. Your body's not meant to
do that. It's very unnatural, and it's not gonna come until somebody,
like a bigger version of Kevin Garnette shows up, which has thicker portionate legs,
where it's like just a giant guy like a Shock but more mobile,
or a Yannis with a three point shot, Like Yannis is the size.
He's seven foot and he can move, but he can't shoot an outside three.
The actual guy, and we talked about is before. The guy who
should have been it was DeMarcus Cousins, but his brain was so fucked up
he couldn't he couldn't stay on, he couldn't be the guy that he had
all the skilled set to be and so what happens. I have zero faith
in these super skinny guys unless they just study Kevin Durant's career, which is
stay out of the pain, shoot threes, don't bang to watch herself,
don't get here's a day should do. You've got these skinny guys like that
and you want to beat him up, make him go hang out with fucking
WA's his name from the Pelicans, Oh Zion. One Thanksgiving dinner at Zion's
house, guy comes out of their three fifty. That's so funny, Dude,
this year is gonna be crazy, Bro, do you think he has
a good year Zion? I'm a Zion believer. If you can stay healthy.
I think his problem more than anything, And I know people think it's
physical. I think Zion has been emotional, elite, immature for his age
and status, and then I feel like he's I think you're gonna see now
year three, you're gonna see he's a little more accustomed to it. He's
got security, They've all his families just accept he's gonna stay in New Orleans
and I and dude, that team is nasty. The Pelicans are nasty,
bro. The Minnesota Timberwolves are nasty dude. I'm telling you, man,
this is this is the first season where I go, I don't know who's
winning. I really don't know who's winning, and I don't even have a
Usually every year there's like one guy. Oh, this guy's gonna face somebody,
like a Tom Brady or a you know, Lebron James for a while,
even though he always lost, but you know Tom Brady, Michael Jordan,
there's always that guy. You're like, Okay, he's gonna take that
guy on. I don't know who it is, bro, I this is
the first year. I'm like, I have no clue who this You could
have multitude of teams in the finals. It's gonna be crazy. Luca is
not a team that's not gonna be that great. And it's Luca. Bro
Yeah, who ain't gonna be in the finals. This is Charlotte Hornet's like
just the cursed offseason. It's so it's such a drag, man. We
finally get a good player, a generational type talent, and then you got
he is dude, Yeah, and got you got Miles Bridges, who I
just can't stop beating the shit out of chicks. So ruining is ruining the
offseason for that team. They couldn't. They couldn't getting anybody out of chicks.
There's another guy's lesson, you know what I mean. Yeah, I
guess see he didn't beat the same chick twice. And then and then think,
I think about how bad that offseason was for the Horns. So they
make a qualifying offer the Bridges. They think they're gonna bring him back,
you know, might not be able to do much other than that. And
then they hire a head coach guy off the championship winning team. You're like,
all right, hot assistant, bring him in. He agrees, he
does everything but sign He's like, I don't just want to I just want
to go back home. What he was in the meeting, He shook hands,
say he's doing it. I just want to go back home and get
my you know, get my stuff and I'll see you guys. And then
they just didn't hear from him for like a day, and they're like,
oh, hey, buddy, you know you agree to bear a head coach.
And I think that he got told by Steve Curry Steve's not gonna do
this much longer. So then we hire the guy we'd fired before we hired
our last coat. I like him, man, I like him too as
a guy, but he's not he just is not inventive enough to do guy
because he's got a nice dick like. Well, that's one reason, but
not the only reason. I just I just say, what a fucking trickster
Johnny has become. Like he puts out this thing about XG and this fucking
picture. Now that was your idea? What are you talking about? You
told me to do that. I didn't tell you do that. Yes,
you did. During the show yesterday you were like, oh dude, you
gotta put that out as a as a a clip not clip, but you
know somebody's gonna screenshot that is what you said. And I did it.
I did that. Well, Jason has no idea what we're talking about.
Yeah, can we real quick two seconds talk about um, talk about UM
this UFC it's coming up. Yeah, sure, I just want to get
into the main fight for two Okay, well before that, just you sorry,
but canello U Triple G just got too old. We didn't we miss
talking about that. He just got too old. If they sometimes it takes
five years for them to put a fight together that we want to see.
Wanted to see this trilogy right after the last time. I didn't want them
to both fight four more people triple. He just couldn't fire He just couldn't
fire off. So he wouldn't do it just then that the heart was there,
but he just couldn't. He couldn't get up for it. Doesn't have
the same gravitas to me. When it's way later. They're not in their
prime. One guy's way younger, one guy's got marked you know less tread
on the tip, And I go, this really wasn't both of them?
Where do you go? What do you do? Well, he's got to
have a rematch of that guy. They just beat him. Yeah, canello.
I don't take that fight. That's the only thing. That's the only
thing that fucking is everybody wants to see that. Yeah, well, what
do you mean you don't pick that fight? That's his that's his legacy,
dude, he's got to beat him before he gets old. He's gonna get
his ask. I gotta go, well, hold on, you want to
look at the UFC real quickly? Yeah, I got a jam. But
I just find it absolutely amazing how much people don't give olivera like. They're
acting like he's about to get steamrolled. I mean, dude, yes,
Islam Makovech. Is that how you're saying Malcolvech or whatever his name is,
yah, something like that. He's got a he's got a ten fight winning
streak. That's pretty impressive. You know what. The only thing that beats
a ten fight winning streak a fucking leven fight winning streak against the best of
the best. And I'm not saying that, oh Charles is gonna like steam
roll him either, but the notion at the champ is an underdog in his
fight when he's had a longer winning streak against better talent is is hilarious.
And we're just projecting our views of Kebib on this guy's point. They do
look the same. Yeah, tell me when has ever the protege of a
great ever been as good as the great ever? Oh that's a good such
a good question. Yeah, I'm thinking of boxing examples. I can't think,
I mean, I can't think on. Yeah, I mean, I
guess you could say if you wanted to say, uh, oh, Jonathan
Banks, right, the trainer? Uh is that him? Boxing trainer?
Fuck? Hold on, you're talking about Yeah, Jonathan Banks, he was
a he was a. He was a heavyweight fighter. Uh, and he
wasn't good and he's trained some of the greatest. You know, he was
like the love trainer. Yeah, but everyone's Actually it's like Michael Jordan going,
oh, this is my boy blah blah, and it was like,
oh, dude, blah blah, d hold on blah blah. Had a
sweet jumper, blah blah. Notoriously terrible evaluator of talent. By the way,
Oh dude, I've always said this. The only thing that Lebron James
is on the level Michael Jordan is how bad of a GM they are.
That's it. You know, he's gonna own a team too. He's for
sure that team will never be good because he thinks he don't everything. I
gotta go, guys, I love Ya'll do these more often. Let's wrap
it up. Come see me at Skate Best. When is that next weekend?
Uh? Yes, I think so next weekend? Eighteen? Like that?
What do you What do you got? What's going on? I got
a whole lot of nothing, Johnny. I got a couple of gigs I'm
doing up in Michigan. At the end of the month. I'm gonna come
out to La for a while. M bring you old golf clubs. When
are you gonna be out here? I don't know. Yeah, I'm gonna
see after November some time. All right, all right, probably all of
December. I'm gonna come out for a while. I can't wait to see
you kind of figure out what I fucking want to do, what I wanted
to do. Maybe we'll do this next week. Two things I wanted to
get into, we'll get We'll save these for next week. Give us some
time to think about it. When are we gonna record next week? You
know, I think maybe Thursday is good for Jarvis. Okay, cool,
So we should tell everybody we're gonna have your buddy on. Yeah, Brian
Jarvis will be on next week talking about his funniest guy in the fucking world.
But he was just in that new movie that's out now called Great Spear
Run Ever fantast movie I highly recommended. I thought it was going to be
a comedy. Um, it's not a fair Fairly Brothers movie. Well,
Peter Fairly And you know you think that you think you know something about Mary
and think about all these wacky comedies and Jarvis is the fucking create funniest person
in the world. So I go, oh, I'm watching me this my
buddy in this movie got a ticket. When don't you go see it?
I went to that Wonderland place up in Michigan. What's that? And I
sent him wonder that real cheap, that cheap place. Oh yeah, that
cool place you were telling me about. Yeah? Yeah, So I sent
Jarvis a picture of me holding my movie ticket with his movie on it,
and uh, popcorn and minesota, you know what I mean, just like,
hey, I'm about to walk into your movie. I just send a
picture of that, and he goes, oh, cool, five dollars from
a movie ticket. Where did you go see it? In nineteen eighty seven?
Did you have so many great stories about him? I'm really kind of
I've never talked to that guy. I'm looking forward to talk about to have
some laughs. We'll have him on next week, talk about being in that
movie he had to go film and turn the pandemic over. And I think
he was in Shanghai somewhere in China or something. Oh wow. So he's
got all kinds of crazy stories. And he's got another movie coming out with
Fairly Brothers that he that's the movie that he uh, did a total rewrite
on for him and all that sort of stuff. So we'll talk about all
that when he comes out on next weeks. I'll be a great one next
week, but I wanted to get into one. This is more of a
Sam question. Starting five NBA All Scumbag team. We're talking about like guys
are always fighting, guys who are always getting arrested. You know, Raymond,
it's the captain, the captain, and and and uh, probably probably
the most notable player on the teams is obviously Dennis Rodman. To me,
i'd mean and Draymond Green. Both those guys are great examples. So everybody
send us your suggestions for the all time scumbag team in the NBA. Carl
Malone's got to be on there. That guy's a fucking piece of shit.
Yeah, listen to the stories about his kids and him to nine having kids
and all this ship. Oh, that guy's a real weird. I think
we will the next time, we'll get into our all time NBA scum bad
Team. We're gonna have starters, So send us your suggestions of that for
next week. We'll get into that. And then I want to get into
next week because Jarvis would be good for this is they've done away with the
Pro Bowl. Pro Bowl is gone, and now that what's that? I
hate that that Pro Bowl is gone. Yeah yeah, I I never watched
it, but I hate that they're not doing it. Anytime they have something
that they've been doing for decades and then they get rid of it. I
have you watched it in the last ten years? Yeah, I know it's
bad, but you know, Brandon Marshall will basically the rainy Marshall made a
good argument. What which was that for some guys who are just never lucky
enough to be on great teams that succeed in the playoffs, it's it's like
it's almost like their Super Bowl and and family Hawaii. Yeah. Yeah,
it's like it's like the best experience. Now. I don't want to get
caught feeling bad for millionaire athletes either, but I don't know, I just
feel like there's a little history behind it. Even though it's not a great
event. Give them a fucking if they make the Pro Bowl, give them
a fucking there and their family a trip to Honolulu or whatever the fuck.
Let them still do the thing. I used to love the Skills contest,
and that's all it's going to be now, right, is the skills contest
yea. And they're taking suggestions for what kind of contests they should have.
And that's another call to action that I'm giving you, punch drunk fans,
send us your suggestions of what they should have in the Pro Bowl skills competition.
That now, send me funny ones, sure, but send me real
ones. What would you really watch? Sit down and watch and I know
my first one. I'll kick start it off. You want to know what
will be the dunk contest of the NFL Pro Bowl weekend? You know,
you watch all this bullshit, but you really just want to see the dunk
contest. You have the nastiest dunks. You have the reputable five fastest guys
in the NFL in one hundred yard dash. Take it serious and we say,
hey, this is the dunk champion of fucking this year. This is
the fastest guy in the NFL. You throw Tyreek Hill out there, you
throw a fucking jam and waddle out there. Yeah. But the problem is
what if the fastest guys don't make the Pro Bowl? You know what I'm
saying, They make it to that fucking shit. Hey, the guys in
the dunk on test ain't playing in the NBA All Star Game. No,
but oh, I see, so you're saying, make it like a special
thing aside from it'd be part of the Pro Bowl Skills Challenge, but not
Pro Bowl players, got it? Okay? Sure? Sure? I mean,
if you're one of the fastest guys, hey, come on down and
you know, wring yourself. Yeah, yeah about it. What about dick
measuring contest? I think that would be pretty pretty big too. I would
love to be the guy with the fucking yardstick in his hand in his mouth.
Yeah, just see how far they can get down Old Tebow's throat there.
If you want to do fucking uh, you know, I call that
putting into the clown mouth. If you want to fucking put one into the
clown mouth, I'm your fucking Hunckleberry fucking goop. But I think the hunt,
dude, I would set my DVR if I had to get that night,
I would see my DVR to record the fastest guy in the NFL.
Yeah. Yeah, for my entire life, You've always been here. Adon's
the fastest. Oh, Darryl Green's the fastest. Oh fucking Rod Woodson's the
fastest. Oh, Jaylen models the fast Oh Dylan's faster than Tyrrek Hill.
Let's see, let's see a hundred yard dash with five fucking uh and NFL
players and I would watch that. I would be very excited to watch the
fastest guy in the NFL on a hundred yard dash. And I don't come
up, gimpie, you don't. Everyone's gonna be pulling out with a hand.
But don't you think it would be don't you think maybe a forty time
would be even cooler than that, because then you could compare it to like
the the combine. No, I want to see a fucking Olympic one hundred
yards sprint, all right. I want to see the length of a I
think I'm want to see something the bill come back, because someone's gonna get
beat at forty yards, but someone's gonna catch you at sixty yards. My
favorite was always the throwing competitions with the quarterbacks, Like I especially always like
to see you could throw. Let's have that. They used to do that.
They used to do that, and I don't know why they stopped.
Maybe they still do it. I stand last year did they target like moving
target? But did they do the two you could throw the farthest. I
don't know if they did that. They haven't done that in a while.
They think one little giant bucket. That was like in the back of the
Amazony you got more point of year. But it wasn't just it used to
be an event, like because I remember like longest drop. Yeah, like
a little little exact thing right in the ground instead exactly. Yeah, yeah,
I'm fine with that too. Let's see you can split about it.
I got one for you. What about a ProAm with the NFL players,
little ProAm golf, maybe nine whole golf tournaments something like that. That'd be
kind of cool. IM up, micam up. Though you know they're already,
um, they're already having a flag football. Flag football is a lock.
Pete Manning is one coach, and I forget who the other coach is.
Well, now is it gonna be Is it gonna be AFC versus NFC
or they gonna all that? You're about to say, Okay, they're gonna
draft. I think they're just straight up gonna draft, okay, and they're
gonna have different coaches each year and they're gonna draft their players. And don't
you like AFC versus NFC better. I would like that and maybe yeah,
but I like a good drafting. Drafting is fun because a little more strategy
behind draft and then you kind of get what you get. And plus draft
is always good filler and funny. They can make them up. Who gave
up another Homer? By the way, padres are up three to zero services.
I'm room for the Padres and room for the braves. We'll see,
dude. They can end it hot. They ended hot. We haven't add
By the way, if you want to, I'm gonna send you to copy
now. Okay, we'll just do it after we start recording. This is
a quick one. This is my bookie. Yeah, what what is the
code for that? Because we can do a parlay too. Uh. The
my bookie code is punch drunk. One word. Head over to my bookie
dot ag. I think it's slash punch drunk and use the code punch drunk,
which fucking get some shit from them. And just missed my big pool
at Blackthorn Golf Club. I was in a pool. I came down to
the Rams game Rams Niners, and I had the Rams and Jessica, my
friend who's the manager there, she had the Niners. She goes, Hey,
whoever wins this, you and I are the top two winner of money
in the football wins one hundred and fifty bucks. Thanks Rams, Thank you
Rams. It's the last time I believe in you, the first time and
last time I'm picking you. That's a fucking drag. Yeah, here's I'm
sorry. I'll say the promo code is punch drunk. It's actually p DS,
as in punch Drunk Sports. The letters PDS are the promo code.
Go to my bookie dot com use the code PDS sports. No, just
PDS, just PDS, just PDS. I'm sorry, Hunt. Go to
my bucket dot com use the code p d S. And here's what you're
taking. You're taking the Chiefs over the Raiders, no matter what Sam just
said. You're taking Eagles over the Cardinals, and you are taking, oh
boy, I don't want to say it, the Bucks over the Falcons.
That's a three team parlay that you can use using the code PDS. And
that's even giving you more free money than you originally would have had. You're
welcome. You're welcome, And what do we get with that, Johnny,
Let's let's do the ad read after it's but it's they will deposit match you
deposit up to a thousand dollars. Damn, well they're good deal. That
is kind of good deal. Uh well that's my fucking parlay right there.
And I kind of kind of tells you how the advantage. Who has the
advantage there when they're willing to match your deposit up to a thousand dollars.
So it's almost like maybe we're not good vikings over I like vikings over Bears.
That's a mortal lock, the way the Bears and our bills over the
Steelers, rookie quarterback coming in at Buffalo, this very hostile place to play.
Those are my five picks right now. How did your fantasy team do?
Uh? Last week in the punch Drunk League? Boy, I don't
know. My internet's down. How did how did I do against you?
Oh? You were playing me? Oh shit, that's so weird. I
didn't know that. Yeah, I think you. Oh you must have lost,
because yeah you lost. Damn you got your ass kicked ship. Yeah,
sorry, buddy, I wish my internet was working. I would never
have asked if I had known that it was going to be such a sensitive
subject for you there that you lost to a good friend like me. Steve
Wren is easy dead last, by the way. Uh. Absolutely, I
am three and one in second place alone. All right, I'm two and
two and I feel fine about it. I feel dude, I dude,
I saved my team. Man. I fucked up. I honestly, I'll
just say it. I fucked up and spent too much money too early in
the draft because I spent all my money on Lamar Jackson, Aaron Jones,
Justin Jefferson and McCaffrey. That was all my money was into those guys.
But I got lucky. I got Curtis Samuel, who's been a solid wide
receiver, and then I also managed to score on that running back Herbert before
Chicago. He's kind of saving my team right now. So everybody pick up
Tyler Algier, Falcon's backup Cordell Parson on the IR for four weeks. Algae
looks streat. I called it when we drafted him, after I read a
lot about him and saw all of his UH stats and what he accomplished at
BYU, And I think this kid's gonna have a touchdown and maybe eighty yards
against Tampa. That's a good run defense Zeke Elliott really killing me in the
punch drunk Fantasy League? What a disappointment, Zeke? Huge disappointment? Yeah?
Who huge disappointed? What about Cordarrell Patterson? Has he done for a
while? What's his four weeks? That's a try? Could just be the
ir or is that how long the injury is? Just because they had to
put him on the I R so they love him for four weeks? Was
it? What was the injury? I want to say near hamstring something?
Okay, he's so dude, he was so underrated. That guy just has
been underrated year after year now because he just keeps seeing him. I know.
I guess running back in his mid thirties. That's why wide receiver his
whole life. That's why, right, that's why he still got it.
Probably because he didn't he doesn't have miles on the tread right like to feel
like nobody. You know, it's probably good for him for longevity wise,
that people didn't know how to use them properly. Yeah, because he might
be a little more beat up than he is right now, because if he'd
been playing running back the last fucking uh eight years, who knows what would
be his body would be like wildly underrated though heading in the season in fantasy
football. I mean, he was just so underrated, you know, if
you looked at where people were saying to draft him, they were like,
Oh, yeah, this Algaier kid's gonna he's to take over the run the
backfield. And I think he's about four hundred yards and uh three touchdowns already
and just does everything he does and he doesn't even do kickoffs that much as
much as he wants to do. He said he wants to play safety,
but they won't let him. Is that joke? No shit? Yep.
And then last year, towards the end of the season, they found some
gimmicky ways to try to maybe get him in on defense at safety or something
if they needed like a dime quarter. You guys have had some problems feeling
safety. Not this year, bro, our stats are yeah, say,
ed K, what's that? What's the kid two years ago? I like
him? What's his name? Mitchie Grant? Yeah? Yeah? Is that
the guy from two years ago that you drafted out? Like that guy?
Mm? I like him too, from Central Florida or something like that.
Yeah, I think that's right. Yeah, all right, you want to
bring us in for a landing. We'll do that, guys. Let's bring
in for landing. So, guys, hit us up with your suggestions for
worst scumbag team of the and that's here comes, by the way, here
comes seven thousand texts from Garnett with NBA players. We never even remember it
anymore, but they shot out guard it. But um, your suggestions for
a scumbbag NBA All NBA team and what you guys think would be entertaining or
hilarious to watch? Uh? They suggest this is a real suggestion, by
the way, for the pole offensive Lineman hot dog eating contest. Fuck that,
I don't even like watching a regular fucking hot dog eating contests. Disgusting.
I'm not gonna sit there and watch these fat fucks eat hot That's gross.
That's gross. Peyton Manning's idea is a terrible idea. So hit us
up with some good ideas and we'll forward them to the NFL. We'll go
through that next week when we see our good friend Jarvis and everybody suck it?
What what did they think? Every girl my girlfriend, every girl's my
girlfriend? Every disturbed me? How much Sam loved the song the dances like,
yeah, special age? What am I saying Doby Stock just let her
rock. These are kids we're supporting now. If you are, if you're
a drunk puncher by problem, if you want to find this UH and buy
it to keep with knee high. Let's get busy. As the name of
the album, everys my girlfriend, every druss my girlfriend, just gonna I'm
gonna make I'm gonna put this vote. Should this be the new punch drunk Uh The