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Uh, what's up, everybody?
Welcome to our Thursday show, our Thursday

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episode of Rose Pricks, where we
cover Vanderpump rules. Uh, the whole

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Tom Scanda all saga is what's in
our wheelhouse? Y'all? I'm coming in

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hot again. And I'm just gonna
say this. And if this is gonna

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trigger anybody, or if anybody's gonna
feel trigger, are you okay? If

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you're gonna feel some type of way, I'm gonna tell you I'm coming in

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hot for Rockell right now. And
I know that we all are, but

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like, I'm coming in real hot
and I'm not. It doesn't mean Sandivals

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off the hoog, it doesn't mean
Schwartz is off the hug. But I

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am real mad and I'm not here. I'm not going easy. And I

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kind of just want to call her
Rachel, like I do you want whispering,

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because it's not like you're calling her
out of her name. It's like

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she just decided to do a reality
show and change her name to Roque Hell.

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It's not like she had an entire
you know what I'm saying, Like

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I call it, I completely get
it. I'm I don't. Yeah,

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it's it's ridiculous. She's all it's
because she's phony. She's a phony baloney.

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She's not only phony, and we're
gonna get to all this, but

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she's dumb as fuck. And I'm
sorry, I'm tired of not saying it.

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I'm gonna say it. I'm so
dumb um. I all all these

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guys like her. Though she's not
that pretty. It's not it's not like,

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oh God, I know she's like
a train wreck, but she's so

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gorgeous. I don't see it.
She looks a little bit muppety, but

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so do I. So I kind
of can't, like, you know,

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not coming for that. I do
want to say I do. Here's a

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little fun a little fun thing from
this last week. I went to a

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bar with a friend of mine.
They have a thing called Eighties Night in

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West Hollywood. And I didn't even
tell you this, but I saw Schwartz.

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I saw Tom Schwartz. You did, I did. I was with

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my friend and I saw him and
I was like, oh my god.

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My friend didn't know who it was
because he doesn't watch and I was like,

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hey Tom, and he said hey
back. But that was it.

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It's not the first time I've seen
him. I saw him. I used

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to see him all the time at
Sunset five there's a Starbucks there at Sunset

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and Crescent Heights, and he had
this very he's a very pleasant you know,

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as they say online, he's like
a he's like a dumb golden retriever.

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It's hard. It's hard to be
mad at him, and yet here

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we are. Yeah, yeah,
I don't like him, no, I

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know, but there's something very compared
to stand of all. Maybe there's just

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there's always been sort of been gentle
thing with Schwartz. That was kind of

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he was goofy and fun. I
don't know, I just I fucked her,

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but I was so I was so
blackout, drag guck. I don't

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know, Katie, but in real
life he is very attractive. And I

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did say hello, and I didn't. But we'll come back to that.

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Okay, so this episode, well
we'll come back to that as though I

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went, we'll come back to that. But just spoiler, I went home

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with him, but we'll cut you
know what. Let's go in order.

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Let's go and order of how this
happened. I think this is so uncomfortable

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though right now, because he's here, is that your place? I'm looking

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for him right now. Hey,
you're sure it's Tom Schwartz. It's no,

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it's one hundred shorts because people they
will go anywhere. He doesn't have

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much going on. Oh shoot it
is Peter. Oh my godtail, my

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ponytail. Like I love that he
grew back. Ask him if he wants

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just just say, like, listen, I love your hair down. I

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love it in the ponytail. But
can we Let's let's put some beads in

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there. The beads. Let's all
right. So we start off at the

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beginning of this episode where James is
just acted like a drunk asshold and scared

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his girlfriend away and she stole off. So we we come into this episode

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with a good The producers are like, well, how do you normally respond

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to conflict? And she's like,
um, I don't know. I guess

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I just oftentimes like walk away,
which I don't think that's fair. It's

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like, well, kind of conflict
like when you and your boyfriend get into

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a little like argument about what restaurant
to go do, like do storm off

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or do you storm off when your
boyfriend's being abusive to his friends. That's

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such a good point because they yeah, you're right. They set it up

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like, oh, she's I can't
handle conflict at all. But James is

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yelling at women, yeah, yelling
at everyone for no reason always, And

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I love that Arianna. I love
that she's like, oh fuck no,

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she's not having it. And I
like how strong she's already been the season,

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right, yeah, okay, so
she went up and did you notice

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Yeah, Roquell just smiles. So
she loves it. She loves seeing Ariana

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mad because like, of course that's
the person she's cheating on. She's like

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fucking her over without her knowing.
And she loves Ali because Ali's storming off

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because that's James's you know, yep, now chick, And she loves She's

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not good, No, she's a
bad person. And then James does not

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go after his girlfriend, who he
claims is like the new the love of

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his life. He's never loved anyone
like her, but he just sits there

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with his friends. Why because he
knows where's bread is buttered. Oh,

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such a good point, and he's
just so god okay, already guys though

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that you're you're in love with this
guy, he acts like a complete asshole.

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You walk, you leave the table, and he doesn't go, oh,

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I think I fucked up. I'll
be back, guys. To be

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fair to James, and I cannot
believe I'm saying this, but remember the

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episode that he was mad. They
were doing boys' night guy's night, and

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ben Kell showed up with Sam because
of course that was already happening with handiball.

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But she shows up all like,
and it's good. They were so

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mean to me at the lake,
so I'm here. And he did immediately

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text Ali because she made it clear
she didn't really want James hanging around her

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that much, understandably, and and
she writes, Ali just wrote okay,

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so then leave, and James just
got up and left, So I will

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give a lot of guys wouldn't even
do that. To be fair, he's

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you're right, I underestimated him.
He Here's what's really weird Stuffinitely okay.

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James has been here for like,
I want to say, like six weeks.

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Six weeks. Well, and it's
weird because he's in like mostly in

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my kitchen. He's always making stuff
like cocktails and I'm like, are those

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mocktails or what? He won't answer, and he's like, no, why

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about it? This is what's been
going on for a long time, and

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now he's saying he has squatters rights. Oh my gosh, do you feel

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comfortable like talking about it? Is
he gonna get Is he gonna get angry?

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Well, it's a one bedroom apartment
and he is angry and he's listening,

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So yeah, I do feel uncomfortable
if I'm honest, um, And

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you know who else is here?
So I know Peter's at your house,

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which is weird that you never told
you just said it when we started this.

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But I guess it's weird that I
can tell you about James, but

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Randall Evans here. James, is
he doing cocaine off of Hooker's But no,

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it's off my button. And that's
why I'm uncomfortable, because I'm like,

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I don't have my summer body yet. I'm not ready. It's just

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a lot going on, you guys, and so I just want you to

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appreciate that we're bringing you these podcasts
because these guys like they will not well

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while all this is going on.
Katie and Tom go to dinner too,

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I don't know, celebrate their divorce. I wanted to know what you think

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of the fact that he still calls
her bubbs. I'm so sorn about it.

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I am so I'm going to take
a side that's probably not very um.

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A lot of people aren't gonna like
this, not very popular, Okay,

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Um. I think Shwarts. I
think there there. They have a

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toxic relationship. They have for a
long We followed them for what ten years,

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and you know, he hate that
the term gaslight came up, but

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he does gaslight her constantly, and
she just and we see her and then

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you get to go, oh,
she's the bad guy. Oh she just

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doesn't like it that he's sucking all
these off. But it's just Shwarts and

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I hate that. But there's also
a little, little tiny side to me

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that kind of loves them together and
loves that at least they're trying to stay

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friends. And I always love the
bubba thing, and he's trying to find

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a middle ground. He's saying,
Okay, we called each other bubba or

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whatever, and now I'm going to
shorten it for the friendship version. But

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she still means something to me,
and I think that she I think you

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know that I'm the queen of staying
friends with axes. It's it's important to

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me too. I think if you've
and I think you too, Like if

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you've loved someone unless they were awful
in your life, but if you love

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them to some degree, like they
can find a space in your life in

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a different way. And I think
that's what they're trying to do. And

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I love that they're trying to do
it. I think they're Okay, well

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I agree with you. Oh I
okay, something wrong with like so what

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so they're still like kind of close
and they still have whatever their nickname they

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are married ten years college freak a
nickname if you want to why is everybody

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so like Nope, that person you
cannot you have to just what she now

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has to just go shorts like yeah, exactly or taugh Thomas, I friend

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that we called each other sticks and
sticky and sticky pad. I don't know

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why. It was just the joke. I guess it was just like whatever

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you can think of, and we
still call each other that And that was

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twenty years ago. Yeah, so
it's my husband asshole all the time.

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And if I'm sure if we were
divorced, oh no, even fighted him.

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Wait was that Peter or John Peter? That was that sounds like Peter.

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That was a different guy. That
was a third guy. I don't

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know who was that with that Sandoval. Someone is a lawyer that seems over

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up me like Sandival, and I
am just shocked right now. I just

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can't believe all these guys are at
her high. I'm I'm less surprised at

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your house because you live in the
valley and they live in the valley,

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But like, how did they find
my apartment? All right, we're moving,

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We're moving forward. Tom, this
was bothering me. So Schwartz and

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Katie are having this very romantic date
to get this divorced to sell to sort

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of well that's it was supposed to
be romantic, but it kind of was

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a little too much, so,
which I think with them gave stress to

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Katie. I think, well,
also Tom is it seems very sort of

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adhd where you know, Katie's trying
to talk to him. She's like,

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all right, well, let's like
have a conversation and Tom's like, m

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my suit's too tight, Like,
oh I gotta but in my suit.

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Oh I used to, you know, I used to look really good in

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my suit and like Tom, Yeah, she's always sort of on, she

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can't. I think there are parts
of the relationship we didn't see, but

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I think I don't think Tom goes
Swartz doesn't go deep very often. I

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can tell. I think Katie wants
to go a little bit deeper, and

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she's trying to. She's always been
the grown up in this relationship and they're

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making the waiters so uncomfortable. That
poor waiter, I know. And then

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so I thought this was just my
take and I haven't you know, I'm

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coming into this after missing a few
seasons. But I felt like Schwartz was

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kind of trying to get her upset
because I felt like she kept being like,

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all right, already, but like
that's not really how things were or

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whatever, and he's like, oh
they were. And then just when she's

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like okay, whatever, he's like, you're a provocateur. Yes, he's

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doing the thing, and then accusing
her of i thing he's doing. If

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I were her, I would have
done the same. I would have been

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like fuck off by like why would
you sit there and listen to that shit?

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I mean, Katie was put through
the r I'm so team Katie right

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now. And I said this last
week. Two people have been hard on

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her for so long because she's just
you know, yeah, she can be

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a Debbie downer, but like she
is just taking the brunt of everything these

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last couple episodes, and she didn't
do anything to deserve it, I don't

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think. And she's just trying to
be a grown up. She's like,

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Okay, we closed on our house. It was a time. I still

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love you as a person. But
Schwartz is gonna Schwartz. He's eight years

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old, and she has to sit
up, and then she brings up.

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They show some flashbacks and she brings
up the thing is like again, why

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don't you ever defend me? You're
right, never on my side? Right,

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And then they go to when when
they ask her why she thinks that

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is, she says, which I
thought was pretty deep, she's like,

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well, I think like he might
love me, he doesn't like me.

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Yeah, that was and I think
it's probably true. And a lot of

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that was Sandoval in his ear the
whole time. Sandoval never liked Katie.

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And PS, I'm not going to
go that like easy on Ariana today either.

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I know she's the hero and she
wore the hot dress to the reunion

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and we're not there yet, and
I'm sad for her what happened, But

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she has not been a friend to
a lot of people. Either no,

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she's gonna she's gonna hear it from
me, not from me, She's gonna

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hear it from me John or whoever. John was kind of watching this with

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me and he's like, is there
anybody likable? There any grounding characters?

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And they said, not really,
not really, because as sure as hell,

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isn't Sheina. So let's get to
Shena's dumb ass. She has all

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these stupid events for her wedding weekend. Oh my god. I loved when

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La was like, she's got the
dinner, and she's got the party,

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and then she's got the dinner before
the dinner, and then she's got the

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rehearsal for the party, and then
she's got the party party. It was

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so funny. We all know people
like that. Why do you have to

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have eighteen events? And this is
now my first wedding. Her first wedding

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was that way as well, like
you already did the first wedding, we

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had to go through. Fucking shame. She's got a baby, yes,

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it wasn't even long ago. It's
weird when they always forget they have babies.

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But when at one point when Sheina
and Lala were talking. They're like,

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Okay, I gotta go take care
of my baby. Okay, I

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gotta go take care It's like,
oh my god, I forgot they have

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like in two year olds, right, Like it would be one thing.

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My point of that is it would
be one thing if like, Okay,

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well you were in your twenties and
you got married and you have a child

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from that marriage, and now your
kid's like sixteen, and it's like you,

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you know whatever you dated and now
you've really met like the love of

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your life or your second chapter.
No, this is not that your baby's

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like one and a half, right, Like who's watching the Blacks with you?

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Having to be with Brock the man
bun, you know Brock. But

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okay, So, so then before
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Arianna and James somehow hug it out. That was fine. I don't know

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why. I mean, I get
it. Better to make peace, I

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guess, than fight with that little
chihuahua not to quote Roquel. Okay,

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So then Katie and Schwartz start fighting, which is not a surprise, and

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it just made it really like made
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it goes back and forth. It's
showing them back and forth. It shows

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a little bit of Arianna that it
goes back to Katie and Schwartz at their

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dinner and Katie starts to say,
and this is what broke my heart.

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She's like Tom saying all this bullshit, and she's like, be real,

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be real, be real, be
real and starts crying because he's just lying.

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He's rewriting everything. Oh right,
right right? Yeah, So and

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then are you talking about when Katie
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No, no, no, no, no, I'm still at dinner

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because we splashing all over the place. So now we're at the dinner.

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I thought, okay, Yeah,
So he's saying like he blames he basically

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blames Katie for Sheena being mean to
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Like she's telling Katie it's Katie's fault, and I got I got so

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mad, like so for Shena and
Rockhill to be mean to Katie, like,

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oh, it's Katie's fault. She
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the guy like was married to her
for so long. And that's the

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thing that's where like they could I'm
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just he doesn't have to be like
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Okay, So back at the La
La James Shena table. Ali comes

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back to the table James's girlfriend,
right, and then all of a sudden,

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sheina, I see that I'm coming
into Shena. I remember her from

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early seasons. Didn't like her,
and now I really don't like her.

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Now she's ridiculous and she's like,
I want everybody to come in the catamaran

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and like, so Laala tries to
say, like, yeah, I don't

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think I'm gonna go, and she's
such a bitch about it. Oh my

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god, doesn't think. She doesn't
close her She doesn't have it from her

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mouth either. She has her veneers
are so big. I've seen her original

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teeth, by the way, So
she has these veneers and so she claimed

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and cried her teeth. She's it's
so fucking oh my god, I've never

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I want to cut. I don't
want to say it's I'm not like an

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a van go myself. But some
of us, like you know, what,

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would would hearing loss be that awful
at this point, then not hearing

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Shena, I really and Roquel's dumb
hat really like triggered me. So Shena

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is really mad because Laala doesn't want
to come on the catamarran, even though

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she's gonna have like eighteen other girls
on her catamaran. But she's upset because

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Laala doesn't want to go because she
doesn't feel safe around Rocket. She doesn't

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want to get into a fight with
Roquel, which we can all objectively be

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on Lalla's side on this totally sucks
and is probably going to start shit with

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her because she's super passive aggressive.
And then Shena pulls the hole ya mean,

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yeah, this is my wedding trip, you guys, this is my

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wedding. Everything is. She's just
such there's not a reason. Even if

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there's not a reason for Laala to
not want to go on the dumb boat

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like she's I have to. She's
a grown woman, she's tired. She

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can like sit out a thing.
She doesn't have to have a reason like,

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oh, I just don't want to
be She could just be like,

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I'm really tired. I think I'm
gonna read my book by the pool,

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right, you don't have to go
to every event. I'm actually very pro

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Laila in this episode. Okay,
okay, so Brock pops in into it,

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Okay, what about that when like
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well, we just to Lala.
He's like, he's like, well,

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I mean, we just feel like
you're not here for the wedding.

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It seems like you're just here for
Katie Reck. And she's like, I've

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Laala's like, I've come to so
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I do not like Brock. I
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he has such side piece energy.
So this part was insane. So,

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uh, Katie is in the room
with with Kristen, right yeah, and

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rock Hell knocks at the door and
she's like, can I come in and

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need to talk to you guys?
Can I just come in for a minute?

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And then it's like that answertain point
and I don't even need to sit

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down you guys, just let me
in. I just need to tell you

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something. She's such a cunt.
I'm sorry, but she is. I

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wrote down cut too. Oh my
god. See this is why we're friends.

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Because I was never going to tell
you that. I was way too

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scared to say the word too.
I was scared, like you'd be like,

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then you make us like she's a
she's down. I wrote down cunt,

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I hate her, and then I
just wrote no, no, no,

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no no, and the hat no
no, no, no, no

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big dumb hat. Okay, you
guys, so here's the thing. You're

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not allowed to be in the preferred
area. Okay, because that's my friend,

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that's my friend Shena's area, and
you're not allowed anywhere within one hundred

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feet of that area. Ps.
They just became friends. They weren't even

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friends last season, shea and like, this is all just new bullshit.

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Fuckina. Even if she ends up
hitting Racquel, which we know she does

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apparently well maybe according to Racquel,
even if later she takes the correct side

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of things, why are you even
friends with Roquel? Oh exactly exactly.

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She No, Sina does not ever
get to be the hero. And by

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the way, punching somebody is not
hero. This at all totally good point.

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blunt. I guess Sheina just doesn't
want you around. And then they're just

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like, well, we're gonna do
whatever we're gonna do. She's like,

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okay, whatever, y'all are gonna
just do it, Okay, bye.

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Yeah, She's on a level I
never knew. And then I thought,

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maybe I want to know what you
think of this at this point. Now

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back to the group, everyone's drunk
and fucked up, Yes, but you're

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right about you You mentioned that one
time, like how old are these people

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that I don't think they're just drunk? I really and again I can't prove

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this. I know for a fact
they've done this before, but I think

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there's a lot of molly. They're
not just drinking. Yeah. I mean,

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it's that's hard because it's it's a
little bit it's a little i don't

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know, hashtag triggering because some of
these people have kids at home. And

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I understand, like, okay,
you're on a trip, but like,

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do you have to be drunk the
whole time? Right? I mean like

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fucked up all of them, every
last one of them. I mean we

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had we had James sober for like
five seconds and then you know, no

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more. So okay, that's what
it is. And then what about the

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moment where Roquell hugs Ariana. I
was like, what why why? I

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mean, I'm not blaming Ariane,
blaming Roquell. She knows what's happening,

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right, just hugs her. You
know, well, later she's going to

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make out with Schwartz. Yeah,
well yeah, we're gonna get to that.

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No, but I'm saying she knows
Raquel, I believe, was already

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having this affair, and so she's
still hugging the girlfriend, the very long

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term serious girlfriend of the person she's
having enough sir a sociopath. She likes

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that with this, she is enjoying
all of it. Like even when,

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um so, I don't know if
this happened right afterwards, maybe this might

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be a tiny bit out of order. But when Shena is like, I

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didn't even tell her to go,
tell her that she can't she can't be

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I was a joke, right,
and then she went and did it.

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But fuck it, I'm here for
it. It's like, you're all you're

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all horrible people, all of you
really really bad. Okay, So then

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the next morning, it's already they're
already drunk. It feels like in the

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morning before they even get on the
stupid boat. And then the guys are

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gonna go do their other little guys
thing. I guess the bachelor party,

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right, I get whatever, it's
not. It can't. I bet you

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a million dollars. It's not even
the official bachelorette or bachelor party. You're

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right, totally. It's just another
thing they're doing. Sandoval's hat and glasses.

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I just wrote unacceptable. I don't
even have another word for it's just

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unacceptable. Oh my god. I
wrote down that Sandoval looks like he's in

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an Andy Samberg music video, some
kind of like Lonely Island, like Lonely

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Island, which is yes, he's
got these gaudy Chanel sunglasses, necklaces,

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a tank top, a Panama hat
and with his RADI. The glasses though,

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are like, like, honestly something
that Jo jaylo would be like,

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those are a bit much, yes, And he thinks he's so funny.

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Here's the other thing that made me
so mad this thing. First of all,

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rocke Hell thinks she's so funny and
she's so dumb as fuck, Like

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you can't be you can't be both. You can't be mean and and dumb.

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Those are That's my thing. If
you're gonna be mean, then be

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la la. If you're gonna you
know what I'm saying, Like you're gonna

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be mean, then be hot and
be La La. And if you're gonna

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be dumb, then be roque hell
from two seasons ago, where you're like,

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at least you're like a sweet you
weren't a terrible person. You cannot

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be both. It is and Sandoval. I used to think, Okay,

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well, maybe he's got a little
sense of humor. Sometimes he tells these

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little jokes. But when he's trying, he thinks it's so funny to be

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in these like little bikini whatever,
thong whatever he was in. M I'm

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sorry. I'm just gonna say it
looks like he has a small member.

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Remember I didn't know what Johnson Johnson
is the right whoa what? I didn't

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get the whole Like all the guys
are gonna wear little fung bikini because Sandoval

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always wants to do that, because
he wants so see guys dressed like that.

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So they all just think, aren't
we being wacky? Aren't we just

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fucking crazy? But we find out
in a couple of scenes, we find

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out something kind of interesting about Sandoval, which we're going to talk about.

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Um, okay, so they're doing
this, they're all wasted. I wrote

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again oh, here's the scene.
This is it. We're there. So

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they're talking about it, and Schwartz
is like, oh, I feel I

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feel funny. You even look at
everyone's like, I feel weird? Can

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I you know I'm still in married
mode? Is it okay to look at

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women? And and Sandoval says,
well, Arianna, look at we look

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at women together all the time and
men, like he was letting us know

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something. No judgment on that.
Actually, I think it'd be great if

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he just came out, because you
know, Arianna, by the way,

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is openly by. She's talks about
it on the show, she talks about

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it in her life like this is
not something she's in any way ashamed of

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or hiding. She has made it
clear though that even though she's by does

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not mean that she's Polly. Those
are two different things, so it doesn't

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mean she's an open relationship, but
she is by. I think Sandoval is

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too, And I think that was
his way of saying it. Yeah.

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I think he'd taken some ecstasy,
so he got a little lucy, little

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lucy goosey and he said it,
Yeah, I agree, all good,

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but we just he just moved a
little higher up on the Kinsey scale,

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Okay, but that's information. Yeah, I say that like a detective.

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I just like wrote something down in
my notes like, okay, So on

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the boat, I had that Roquel
flexus that she could have made Lala uninvited

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catamaran, but she didn't want to
sink to Lala's level. And it's like,

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bitch, she didn't want to go. She definitely doesn't want to go.

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Yeah, she's like that would give
off Lala energy. Shut up.

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And then also Schwartz pretending to think
Rockell's hot was annoying to me too,

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because it's we all. I well, I actually believe two things were happening.

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I think that Schwartz and Rockhell did
have that, not just the kiss,

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but I think there was an interest
there. And then just switched to

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Sandaball. I'm not sure. I'm
really not sure because I want and watch

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what happens that gets addressed, but
I like that. What did you think

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of Laala sort of bonding with Ali
about James's temper and kind of Lalla was

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crying about it. I thought,
well, here's the thing. I like

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Laa because Laala sober so I was
like, so she's actually I didn't think

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I didn't feel that she was just
trying to be dramatic. I felt like,

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but here's the problem. It's just
basically stating the obvious, like James

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is acting like a drunk, you
know, crackhead. So I don't think

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that you saying like, I don't
know, you might want to watch your

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00:25:33.319 --> 00:25:37.640
back a little. If she's with
this guy, she knows all this,

402
00:25:37.799 --> 00:25:41.400
you don't have to tell her.
And I thought Ali was a real bitch

403
00:25:41.440 --> 00:25:45.160
for going right back to James and
telling, yeah, I forgot about that.

404
00:25:45.200 --> 00:25:48.480
You're so right, Ali's I was
trying to be a girl's girl.

405
00:25:48.559 --> 00:25:52.400
She was trying to help you a
little bit. Take those notes, put

406
00:25:52.440 --> 00:25:55.160
him in your back pocket, and
keep your mouth shut. Don't go back

407
00:25:55.160 --> 00:25:59.839
to your stupid boyfriend, who you
can clearly see is toxic, and go.

408
00:26:00.119 --> 00:26:07.200
Yeah, she tried not to James. James like it's so verbally abusive.

409
00:26:07.240 --> 00:26:08.160
I think he made her do it. At first, she was trying

410
00:26:08.200 --> 00:26:11.480
to She's like, well, we
were just talking. She didn't really say

411
00:26:11.480 --> 00:26:15.880
it. He knew she had talked
to Lalla, so he was like yelling

412
00:26:15.920 --> 00:26:18.200
at her about it. And then
finally I think he just got it out

413
00:26:18.200 --> 00:26:19.480
of her. I don't think she
went back. I don't think she was

414
00:26:19.519 --> 00:26:22.279
trying to throw Lalla under the bus. I think she was just like scared

415
00:26:22.319 --> 00:26:26.799
of James a little bit. Well, how would he know? I think

416
00:26:26.839 --> 00:26:30.400
he didn't he see them talking.
Oh they were on the catamaran. Oh

417
00:26:30.440 --> 00:26:33.200
yeah, you're right. Maybe I
guess you're right. Maybe he asked,

418
00:26:33.240 --> 00:26:34.680
maybe there was a man. I
don't know. I'm maybe he's like,

419
00:26:34.720 --> 00:26:37.319
oh, would you talk to?
Would you talk to? Would you do?

420
00:26:37.359 --> 00:26:40.039
And I think she's a little bit
scared of him. I didn't get

421
00:26:40.039 --> 00:26:41.319
it. I didn't get those vibes. I got that she just kind of

422
00:26:41.319 --> 00:26:45.920
wanted to bond with him and wanted
to say like, oh, guess maybe

423
00:26:47.000 --> 00:26:51.799
like this is what Lalla said,
you know yeah, no either either way,

424
00:26:51.799 --> 00:26:55.400
it wasn't great. But I could
see myself in that position of like,

425
00:26:56.079 --> 00:26:59.200
well, you know how like sometimes
when somebody has a boyfriend or husband,

426
00:26:59.240 --> 00:27:00.319
you know, I'm talking about you
know what time up, and you

427
00:27:00.359 --> 00:27:03.319
tell them something and you go like
please don't please, just let this is

428
00:27:03.359 --> 00:27:07.400
just our thing, and then they
and then you run. You have dinner

429
00:27:07.480 --> 00:27:11.640
with your friend and her husband and
she's like, so, I'm sorry to

430
00:27:11.640 --> 00:27:15.279
hear about your breakup with that writer. Yeah, like you look at your

431
00:27:15.279 --> 00:27:18.279
friend, you're like, could you
have not just I know it's your husband,

432
00:27:18.279 --> 00:27:21.000
but like he doesn't give a shit
about my life, right, my

433
00:27:21.119 --> 00:27:22.119
life. I feel like I don't
know what that has to do with this.

434
00:27:22.240 --> 00:27:26.200
Maybe that was is that Lala should
not have warned her about anything,

435
00:27:26.279 --> 00:27:30.240
because like it's her own problem totally, and that is never going to be

436
00:27:30.359 --> 00:27:34.000
You're always going to kill the messenger
if she's really into him. She's never

437
00:27:34.079 --> 00:27:37.519
going to be like, Okay,
wow, I'm going to not tell anybody

438
00:27:37.559 --> 00:27:41.240
that you said this, and then
like later we'll see if you were right.

439
00:27:41.759 --> 00:27:44.759
Yeah, she's going to assume,
like I don't know, Laala is

440
00:27:44.759 --> 00:27:48.160
probably a little jealous, and you
know this is what she said, like

441
00:27:48.279 --> 00:27:52.119
you want to assume the best out
of your your boyfriend, right, but

442
00:27:52.240 --> 00:27:56.160
he's so he's ridiculous, I mean, such a ridiculous He's crazy. I

443
00:27:56.240 --> 00:28:00.440
mean, come on, it's just
so little. It's just this tiny little

444
00:28:00.480 --> 00:28:04.640
thing. He's like like a little
like a Pomeranian, just running around constantly.

445
00:28:04.680 --> 00:28:10.079
You know. He reminds me of
like a British Andy Dick. Oh,

446
00:28:10.079 --> 00:28:14.240
like a hot or Andy cute Andy
Dick. Yes, but he has

447
00:28:14.400 --> 00:28:18.400
an energy. Imagine Okay, well, now you've just given the worst thing

448
00:28:18.799 --> 00:28:22.559
idea in the world, because imagine
if Andy Dick had been hot, how

449
00:28:22.640 --> 00:28:26.920
much worse he would have been,
Like, imagine how much worse his life

450
00:28:26.920 --> 00:28:30.319
because then he would have really felt
entitled. Oh yeah, which is I

451
00:28:30.359 --> 00:28:32.480
guess James, I mean I would
still Okay, let me give you an

452
00:28:32.480 --> 00:28:34.200
f Mary Kill. I know that's
what we do on board, but James

453
00:28:36.160 --> 00:28:45.160
Andy Dick Brock, Oh my god, I'll just start I sleep with James

454
00:28:45.119 --> 00:28:48.039
Kill Andy Dick. You Mary Brock. Okay, yep, I done.

455
00:28:48.240 --> 00:28:52.240
I mean that's that's too easy,
too easy. And then we cut to

456
00:28:52.319 --> 00:28:56.640
Lisa and Ken. No need to
check in on the vander Pumps. They

457
00:28:56.640 --> 00:28:59.519
are not really part of this story
anymore. As far as I'm concerned,

458
00:28:59.680 --> 00:29:03.640
you'd be on the show anymore.
It's just like it should just be based

459
00:29:03.680 --> 00:29:07.720
on a restaurant by Lisa Vanderpump.
Done. They never need to be on

460
00:29:07.720 --> 00:29:11.599
fun fact, something I saw and
whispering, Um, Jason, I think

461
00:29:11.599 --> 00:29:17.000
I've mentioned this, but so Lisa's
daughter Pandora, I'd mentioned this. Her

462
00:29:17.160 --> 00:29:22.519
husband Jason was my ex boyfriend's frat
brother. And yes, my ex was

463
00:29:22.599 --> 00:29:25.119
much younger, so he was.
He was the same age. They were

464
00:29:25.160 --> 00:29:27.279
in the frat together, okay,
and he liked Jason that he went to

465
00:29:27.480 --> 00:29:30.680
my ex, went to their wedding
and liked them. And you know,

466
00:29:30.680 --> 00:29:33.279
I told you that's how I met
Lisa, because he tried to introduce me.

467
00:29:33.400 --> 00:29:38.279
Yes, and Lisa was not very
nice. She's like hello, like

468
00:29:38.680 --> 00:29:42.079
it was. It was bizarre.
But apparently Jason just got into a little

469
00:29:42.079 --> 00:29:45.480
bit of trouble and I'm not sure
there was a little bit of some sort

470
00:29:45.519 --> 00:29:51.000
of it's all alleged, but some
sort of accusation that he's been one of

471
00:29:51.039 --> 00:29:52.640
those guys that's like, don't you
know who I am? That kind of

472
00:29:52.680 --> 00:29:56.880
guy? Oh God, just a
little side note. I'll try to find

473
00:29:56.880 --> 00:30:03.359
out more, all right. So
jasp In talks like he is a corpse.

474
00:30:03.279 --> 00:30:07.039
He is kind of like, I
don't know, I've had a nurse

475
00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:12.640
current. But he's also got a
little bit he reminds me of like a

476
00:30:12.680 --> 00:30:18.799
blonde Arthur. We've got all a
little money. Well, if Arthur had

477
00:30:18.920 --> 00:30:26.079
no charm at all. I told
you last week that I met Ken at

478
00:30:26.079 --> 00:30:30.599
the Vanderpump Dogs event. Would you
like to take a picture, and I

479
00:30:30.640 --> 00:30:34.119
was like, yes, would you
like the whole Jiggy? Okay, I

480
00:30:34.119 --> 00:30:37.640
don't think it was Jiggie. It
was a different Pomeranian. But whatever it

481
00:30:37.720 --> 00:30:40.119
was, I held it. I
mean it didn't I have the photo.

482
00:30:40.400 --> 00:30:42.160
Oh my god, he just looks
and he's wearing a sun hat like.

483
00:30:42.279 --> 00:30:45.279
I love the guy. I hope
he stays with us as long as possible.

484
00:30:45.319 --> 00:30:51.119
Why don't you put that picture on
our because I look so. I

485
00:30:51.160 --> 00:30:52.880
was going to, but I just
look so. I look so unattractive of

486
00:30:52.960 --> 00:30:56.839
that picture. But I will.
I will suck it up. I will

487
00:30:56.880 --> 00:31:00.720
suck it up for the cause.
Okay, I'll put it on our thing.

488
00:31:00.000 --> 00:31:03.079
Um anyway, I don't think we
need to see them, and no

489
00:31:03.079 --> 00:31:07.160
one really cares about like their stuff. Oh what is what are they going

490
00:31:07.240 --> 00:31:10.720
to open this this venue? Or
what do they do? Like we're not

491
00:31:10.799 --> 00:31:15.039
We're way beyond that aspect of the
show, I think. Okay, Oh

492
00:31:15.119 --> 00:31:18.039
yeah for sure, Back to James
is all hyped up. I didn't even

493
00:31:18.079 --> 00:31:22.680
know what they're talking about. Work. Yeah, Greg, oh who cares?

494
00:31:23.079 --> 00:31:26.079
Okay, let me ask you a
question. I feel like you're gonna

495
00:31:26.119 --> 00:31:29.400
say no, but I'm hoping you
say Okay, so I've wanted to go.

496
00:31:29.599 --> 00:31:32.640
I've I've not really been to Tom
Tom. I want to go to

497
00:31:32.640 --> 00:31:34.839
Shorts and Sandys because it's not far
from me. And I know we're all

498
00:31:34.880 --> 00:31:38.640
kind of boycotting, but could I
just go and not leave a good tip?

499
00:31:38.720 --> 00:31:41.279
No? But then the waiter gets
fucked. What if I just didn't

500
00:31:41.319 --> 00:31:45.839
pay for my drinks and only tipped
my bartender and waiter so they get paid.

501
00:31:47.240 --> 00:31:52.119
So you're talking about you're talking about
Tom talking No, Tom Tom's old

502
00:31:52.160 --> 00:31:55.279
news. The new one is over
by UCB, really near me. They're

503
00:31:55.279 --> 00:31:57.240
both near I'm kind of but it's
both guys, both the Toms. Yes,

504
00:31:57.319 --> 00:32:00.039
So there's Tom Tom and then there's
Shorts and Sandies and that's the one

505
00:32:00.079 --> 00:32:05.480
they opened with Greg. That's where
they're testing out the lobster egg rolls U

506
00:32:06.200 --> 00:32:08.319
and I want to go. I
looked actually online. I'm like, oh,

507
00:32:08.640 --> 00:32:14.720
it's reservation only and it's business casual. They're literally get in Los Angeles.

508
00:32:15.000 --> 00:32:19.440
I mean, even even the like
most popular paparazzi spots that you see

509
00:32:19.559 --> 00:32:22.000
star even Nobu doesn't say that you
can go to wear jeans. That fucking

510
00:32:22.079 --> 00:32:27.400
Nobou. But now Schwartz and sandies
are saying business. I mean, I'm

511
00:32:27.440 --> 00:32:30.359
sure jeans are okay, but they're
saying, don't you better look good?

512
00:32:30.519 --> 00:32:32.559
But I kind of want to go
because I kind of want to spy a

513
00:32:32.559 --> 00:32:36.319
little bit because Schwartz apparently is always
there. I want to kind of see

514
00:32:36.359 --> 00:32:38.880
what's up. We'll do it,
yeah, but we'll people get mad at

515
00:32:38.920 --> 00:32:42.720
me, because I know we'll get
mad at you. Only people will know

516
00:32:42.759 --> 00:32:45.079
are people who are there, and
then you'll be like, well, you're

517
00:32:45.119 --> 00:32:49.200
there too, and just said it. I just said it out loud.

518
00:32:49.279 --> 00:32:52.400
Okay, guys, I haven't decided
yet, so I don't think anybody can.

519
00:32:52.480 --> 00:32:54.599
Like I said, I'm just going
to dine and ditch. I will

520
00:32:54.720 --> 00:32:59.680
hate the establishment, okay, exactly, as long as you don't give them

521
00:32:59.680 --> 00:33:01.680
any of your money, as long
as just have the uber waiting outside and

522
00:33:01.720 --> 00:33:07.400
then just like run out and just
hop in order some lobster in my business

523
00:33:07.440 --> 00:33:12.920
casual wear exactly. So James is
doing the thing that was really what I

524
00:33:12.960 --> 00:33:15.039
was saying at the beginning is when
they're dumb, when they're mean and dumb,

525
00:33:15.240 --> 00:33:19.119
and he thinks he's so funny.
But so he's doing all these he's

526
00:33:19.160 --> 00:33:23.559
doing impressions and stuff like, dude, you're not funny. Yeah, that's

527
00:33:23.599 --> 00:33:27.039
what you were talking about. So
he's mad that Lalla got involved in of

528
00:33:27.079 --> 00:33:30.880
course he's saying like the meanest things
and then love bombing Alley, which you

529
00:33:30.920 --> 00:33:34.720
know immediately, I know had my
issues. But I've never loved anyone as

530
00:33:34.799 --> 00:33:37.799
much I love you, which he
said to Roquel as well. And he

531
00:33:37.839 --> 00:33:40.200
had a big old crush on Lala, and he loved Kristen. And it's

532
00:33:40.240 --> 00:33:44.160
always the same shit. He's so
full of shit. Okay, So now

533
00:33:44.160 --> 00:33:46.119
we're at the white party, which
what is that? Now they have a

534
00:33:46.160 --> 00:33:50.440
white party. Yeah, and by
the way, there were no black people

535
00:33:50.480 --> 00:33:52.680
there, so it really was a
white stay. Yeah, as white as

536
00:33:52.720 --> 00:33:57.799
you can get. They even had
some like racial issues on this show.

537
00:33:58.400 --> 00:34:01.319
That's why Stops you got fired.
But yet there why are there no people

538
00:34:01.359 --> 00:34:07.039
of color on the show? On
this in the group. That's a really

539
00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:09.400
good point, I would say,
that's an excellent That is something to ask

540
00:34:09.480 --> 00:34:15.719
Lisa. I'm going to ask her. I don't know, I'm gonna just

541
00:34:15.719 --> 00:34:21.119
text her, do you have what's
up? Okay? So, so La

542
00:34:21.199 --> 00:34:23.079
La, which I love this again
too. I know she's not always been

543
00:34:23.119 --> 00:34:24.920
a hero. But I like that
she goes. She's like, I have

544
00:34:25.039 --> 00:34:28.519
had enough of this. I'm gonna
go see what Katie, you know,

545
00:34:28.800 --> 00:34:31.639
right, So she goes and Sound
and has dinner with them. I have

546
00:34:31.679 --> 00:34:36.960
a hard time remembering Christina's name because
she has been so uneventful on this show.

547
00:34:37.039 --> 00:34:40.519
She's really worked herself into this cast. Nobody cares about her. Sorry,

548
00:34:40.639 --> 00:34:44.639
I like different from christ Katie.
This is not the same one that

549
00:34:44.800 --> 00:34:46.840
was Like, that was Kristen.
That was christ Okay, and she's gone.

550
00:34:47.320 --> 00:34:51.519
She's long one. Yeah, she
used to be with Sandabal, and

551
00:34:51.639 --> 00:34:57.000
Sandabal cheated on her with Arianna and
we found out later five billion people,

552
00:34:57.360 --> 00:35:00.199
so shot. Why did she leave
the show though we talked about that.

553
00:35:00.280 --> 00:35:02.800
So Lisa just didn't like her.
She was kind of grouped in with the

554
00:35:02.840 --> 00:35:06.679
Stasi group of like, look,
we're not having it. She was friends

555
00:35:06.679 --> 00:35:10.440
with Stas when they apparently like trolled
faith or was a woman of color on

556
00:35:10.440 --> 00:35:15.320
the show and people were saying it
was a racist. But Kristen was all

557
00:35:15.400 --> 00:35:17.719
kinds of bad and Lisa wanted to
get rid of her a million times.

558
00:35:17.800 --> 00:35:21.119
Okay, she just didn't like her
and she'll never be back. I don't

559
00:35:21.119 --> 00:35:23.599
think, okay, um, okay, So then I just wrote Shena's voice

560
00:35:23.639 --> 00:35:30.880
makes me want to quit America.
Rockell is the dumbest troll I've ever seen,

561
00:35:30.079 --> 00:35:36.280
so fucking dumb. Oh my god. When so Shena sees that,

562
00:35:36.639 --> 00:35:40.719
she sees that the other girls La
la and um whatever, she sees it,

563
00:35:42.079 --> 00:35:45.840
she sees that they're at the also
like white party adjacent having dinner,

564
00:35:46.199 --> 00:35:52.039
and then rock Hell is just like, yeah, like they're like the Muppets,

565
00:35:52.239 --> 00:35:54.199
like they're like that. Oh,
this is the part. This is

566
00:35:54.239 --> 00:35:59.920
the thing where she's wearing that weird
outfit, the crazy sleeves and she's doing

567
00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:05.519
the Muppets like, oh, that's
what angered me beyond because she doesn't but

568
00:36:05.599 --> 00:36:08.679
she did kill doesn't know who those
muppets are because she knew who the old

569
00:36:08.960 --> 00:36:12.840
she didn't know anything like that.
Then she's doing a terrible impression because she

570
00:36:12.880 --> 00:36:15.920
doesn't know what she's talking about.
She's not funny. So she's mean and

571
00:36:15.159 --> 00:36:19.760
dumb and not funny, and I'm
just I've had it. Oh yeah,

572
00:36:19.760 --> 00:36:22.679
it was terrible. Oh my god, I have so many more notes.

573
00:36:22.760 --> 00:36:27.800
Okay, terrible, Yeah, so
she's yeah, so then let's see I

574
00:36:27.880 --> 00:36:31.800
have that Christina tells Lala and Katie. Oh okay, what about this part.

575
00:36:32.079 --> 00:36:36.039
Christina's like, yeah, so like, by the way, well I

576
00:36:36.039 --> 00:36:39.719
don't like to scroll either. Um, I don't like you know. I

577
00:36:39.760 --> 00:36:43.960
feel bad telling you guys this.
But I did go and talk to Shena.

578
00:36:44.159 --> 00:36:45.400
Yeah, because she's a total kiss
ask because she oh, she wants

579
00:36:45.440 --> 00:36:49.119
us to be on the show.
And she never really took she never She's

580
00:36:49.119 --> 00:36:52.519
always been in the background and she
but she's trying to get a storyline,

581
00:36:52.679 --> 00:36:53.679
right, I get it. She
wants to get paid. I got that.

582
00:36:53.760 --> 00:36:57.000
But like I told her, she
waited on me at sir one time.

583
00:36:57.400 --> 00:36:59.280
No, I didn't know that.
I want it long time. I

584
00:36:59.320 --> 00:37:00.760
go, okay, so yeah,
such a kiss ass. And then I

585
00:37:00.760 --> 00:37:04.840
also got a little bit of Ariana
here as well, because she was talking

586
00:37:04.880 --> 00:37:07.639
shit about La La. She She's
like, why isn't La La here?

587
00:37:07.320 --> 00:37:10.280
Give it a rest, Let her
live her fucking life. Yep. And

588
00:37:10.320 --> 00:37:15.480
also, Katie is your business partner, yes, and for a long time,

589
00:37:15.639 --> 00:37:19.639
your you know, your husband's or
your boyfriend and her husband were like

590
00:37:20.000 --> 00:37:22.800
besties and you had to hang out
together. And she's never been nice to

591
00:37:22.840 --> 00:37:27.079
Katie even now. I don't think
she's nice to Katie. Why, I

592
00:37:27.079 --> 00:37:29.400
don't know. I think they just
wanted to do something because they saw all

593
00:37:29.400 --> 00:37:30.719
this money that Tom Tom were big. They were trying to be smart.

594
00:37:31.119 --> 00:37:34.079
They're like, well, we should
get our name on something, and let's

595
00:37:34.079 --> 00:37:38.440
brand something, and you know,
Lisa vander Pump I think probably wanted some

596
00:37:38.480 --> 00:37:42.519
action on that too. So I'm
glad that they did it. And it's

597
00:37:42.559 --> 00:37:45.480
not that they it's not that they
fight now. I bet they've bonded,

598
00:37:45.719 --> 00:37:49.519
I'm sure, but like, I
feel like Katie has had to fight so

599
00:37:49.599 --> 00:37:53.480
hard for Ariana's love and it just
feels like a lot. Yeah, Okay,

600
00:37:53.519 --> 00:37:57.119
I wrote China's evil, but I'm
not sure exactly what she did in

601
00:37:57.159 --> 00:38:00.360
this moment, oh trying to set
again, getting Swartz to make out with.

602
00:38:01.239 --> 00:38:06.039
Yeah, you skipped one part which
I just think is worth mentioning,

603
00:38:06.400 --> 00:38:09.880
which is that James now gets annoyed
at Ali because he's like drunk and going,

604
00:38:10.239 --> 00:38:15.960
remember remember our spinning thing and Ali's
like, no, not really and

605
00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:21.360
he's like what yeah, and then
he's like spinning thing. She's like not

606
00:38:21.519 --> 00:38:24.360
really and he's like, ah,
it's the thing where like I spin you

607
00:38:24.440 --> 00:38:30.599
around. She's like Okay, it's
like yeah, that thing, yeah,

608
00:38:30.639 --> 00:38:34.519
but like some weird seventies like a
spinning thing. Yeah, that was really

609
00:38:34.599 --> 00:38:37.880
that. You're right, there's not
there's not heroes because I was getting so

610
00:38:37.920 --> 00:38:40.760
agitated with Shena again, like at
one time she was friends with Katie.

611
00:38:42.000 --> 00:38:44.599
What good does it? What what
does it help her to be such an

612
00:38:44.639 --> 00:38:47.920
asshole to make another woman who was
just who was still legally married to this

613
00:38:47.960 --> 00:38:54.079
guy like again maybe terrible and they've
been obviously trying to get along and so

614
00:38:54.159 --> 00:38:59.960
to to like try to throw fire
into this situation to just try to make

615
00:39:00.039 --> 00:39:02.320
get terrible and like, bitch,
you're the one getting married, Like,

616
00:39:02.519 --> 00:39:07.559
just be happy you're getting married.
You found the love of your life in

617
00:39:07.199 --> 00:39:10.320
your man, bun guy, why
do you have to fuck up somebody else's

618
00:39:10.440 --> 00:39:15.800
life? Who didn't she didn't hurt
you. It's so gross, even if

619
00:39:15.880 --> 00:39:19.000
some at one point maybe Katie was
mean, a little mean whatever, but

620
00:39:19.039 --> 00:39:22.000
this was seasons ago and it wasn't
even close to on a level it would

621
00:39:22.039 --> 00:39:25.440
be like and maybe Katie said this
after you know, she had a really

622
00:39:25.480 --> 00:39:30.960
sad, terrible divorce break up with
Shay and he was an addict and he

623
00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:32.039
had to go to read. It
was a lot of really awful things that

624
00:39:32.079 --> 00:39:35.800
like they both went through. It
was so sad to watch, and it

625
00:39:35.840 --> 00:39:37.639
would be like if Katie was like, well fuck it, they're not together

626
00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:40.519
anymore, Shay go make out with
Arianna. Do it? Do it?

627
00:39:40.599 --> 00:39:43.760
Do it? Like it's just so
mean. And by the way, again,

628
00:39:43.800 --> 00:39:45.400
Arianna was not healthy. I wrote, she's being an asshole too,

629
00:39:45.639 --> 00:39:51.760
she's laugh she's not sticking up for
Katie. It's terrible. It was really

630
00:39:51.800 --> 00:39:54.760
hard to watch. It just felt
like watching some high school bullshit, way

631
00:39:54.800 --> 00:39:58.559
worse. I mean, I went
to a performing arts high school, so

632
00:39:58.800 --> 00:40:02.480
you know, mine, we didn't
really deal with this because there were no

633
00:40:02.559 --> 00:40:06.960
straight guys. Really, there's one. There's like one strike. We all

634
00:40:06.960 --> 00:40:09.960
fought over him. Okay, so
are we at the part where everybody's yelling

635
00:40:10.000 --> 00:40:15.320
at sandom at Schwartz that he can't
be friends with um Yes, which is

636
00:40:15.400 --> 00:40:19.239
yes, I got so mad about
that. Well, I think you're a

637
00:40:19.239 --> 00:40:22.000
little bit ahead. Okay, you're
a little bit ahead because also Lala back

638
00:40:22.039 --> 00:40:24.519
to that, she's still talking about
the Dawn, the guy that she hooked

639
00:40:24.599 --> 00:40:28.679
up with that right right right?
What? Which? I think that was

640
00:40:28.719 --> 00:40:31.239
just for a storyline for sure,
and then Schwartz is creepily trying to say

641
00:40:31.320 --> 00:40:34.800
hi because he doesn't want to be
in a fight. He wants everyone to

642
00:40:34.800 --> 00:40:37.199
like him. Remember when he's trying
to peer around the corner and get over

643
00:40:37.239 --> 00:40:40.000
and he's like can you cut and
Katie at that's like, She's like,

644
00:40:40.079 --> 00:40:45.559
he's in pest mode. Yea ignoram
She's always called it pest mode. I

645
00:40:45.599 --> 00:40:49.360
thought that should be the name of
this episode, pest moode all right,

646
00:40:49.519 --> 00:40:52.480
um, okay, so then yeah, Rocket also Schwartz, all right,

647
00:40:52.519 --> 00:40:54.880
I just wrote these assholes because that's
when they're all trying to get them to

648
00:40:54.880 --> 00:40:59.679
hook up and say we're also saying, yeah, why are you friends with

649
00:40:59.719 --> 00:41:01.920
kids? Sandoval's yelling about it.
He's yelling like, don't be friends.

650
00:41:01.920 --> 00:41:06.480
They're like why do you care?
Something like that happened at some point,

651
00:41:06.480 --> 00:41:08.360
and I was super annoyed that.
I was so awful. They were just

652
00:41:08.559 --> 00:41:12.400
yeah, they were so mad at
him, and like, you go to

653
00:41:12.480 --> 00:41:15.960
kape friend. Stop having a friendship
with Katie. She's terrible. That's where

654
00:41:15.960 --> 00:41:19.559
it was. And he even complace
she's ridiculous. She brought you down,

655
00:41:19.840 --> 00:41:22.480
Like, okay, so you thought
that way the whole time, Like,

656
00:41:22.559 --> 00:41:24.719
that's going to be real pleasant for
her to watch back. I can guarantee

657
00:41:24.760 --> 00:41:29.119
you this, if Schwartz, if
Sandoval was not in Swarts' life, he

658
00:41:29.119 --> 00:41:31.400
would still be with Katie. That
was all Sandoval. He was the guy

659
00:41:31.480 --> 00:41:35.239
in his ear all the time.
What a downer. She sucks. I

660
00:41:35.360 --> 00:41:39.280
hate her, hate being around her
always. Sandoval, God, San Sandoval,

661
00:41:39.360 --> 00:41:45.199
He's terrible. Then Rockel our little
seaward. He and Roquel should be

662
00:41:45.239 --> 00:41:49.320
together. They actually make a good
couple. They won't last, but yes,

663
00:41:49.400 --> 00:41:52.679
So then the kiss, which I
do think was somewhat real. They're

664
00:41:52.719 --> 00:41:55.960
all either they're all fucked up and
whatever goes, or they're just like is

665
00:41:55.960 --> 00:42:00.760
it just storyline stuff? That one
seems more storyline, But according to Schwartz,

666
00:42:00.800 --> 00:42:04.000
there was a little bit of that
was real on that they wanted to

667
00:42:04.079 --> 00:42:07.960
kiss, and then they did,
and that's gonna be Did you watch watch

668
00:42:07.000 --> 00:42:10.840
what Happens? No? So I
okay, So I was watching it,

669
00:42:10.960 --> 00:42:15.400
and because I had it recorded and
then it didn't record the whole thing,

670
00:42:15.400 --> 00:42:16.719
it recorded only like the first ten
minutes. I want to hear. Well,

671
00:42:16.760 --> 00:42:20.159
that's usually the best part. So
you know, at Schwartz and then

672
00:42:20.280 --> 00:42:22.719
it's John owen Low. That's Rob
Blow's son, who was a Uber.

673
00:42:22.760 --> 00:42:30.480
He's a super fan. That's a
blow son. Yeah, I think yeah,

674
00:42:30.519 --> 00:42:31.599
And he was good. He was
really good. He wasn't like,

675
00:42:32.039 --> 00:42:37.760
you know how Jerry O'Connell he's an
Uber fan and Michael Rappaport and Jerry O'Connell

676
00:42:37.800 --> 00:42:40.000
like who would have thunked? But
they love Bravo and they're always and they're

677
00:42:40.039 --> 00:42:43.800
really good at being on the show, right, But they're funny. This

678
00:42:43.800 --> 00:42:46.000
guy was really serious, like he
was really wanted to talk about shit and

679
00:42:46.920 --> 00:42:51.599
like no jokes, which was fine. Maybe he was nervous, but he

680
00:42:51.679 --> 00:42:53.000
was mad. He was mad at
Schwartz. He kept trying to sort of

681
00:42:53.000 --> 00:42:55.800
save him. He kept side eyeing
him. He's like this. He was

682
00:42:55.880 --> 00:43:00.679
not having it, which made me
like him, So I guess either he

683
00:43:00.960 --> 00:43:04.039
or Andy Cohen asked like, well, was the kiss worth it? And

684
00:43:04.079 --> 00:43:07.800
Swartz says no. He said,
at first I probably said yes, but

685
00:43:07.840 --> 00:43:10.199
now I say no, because I
really didn't want to quote hurt Katie.

686
00:43:10.400 --> 00:43:14.480
Well, you didn't seem to ever
care about hurting whether you hurt Katie.

687
00:43:14.559 --> 00:43:16.679
No, you always hurt Katie.
No. And why did he say,

688
00:43:16.760 --> 00:43:20.679
oh, and like before, when
I was first kind of doing, you

689
00:43:20.719 --> 00:43:22.800
know, answering, doing a lot
of interviews about this season, I told

690
00:43:22.800 --> 00:43:25.159
everybody, yes, it was worth
it. Well why I don't know?

691
00:43:25.480 --> 00:43:29.920
I don't because because he never really
stands on his own. Like he also

692
00:43:29.960 --> 00:43:32.760
said that he's not a decoy because
the timing he said he didn't know,

693
00:43:32.840 --> 00:43:37.599
so Andy really drove that. He
was like, Okay, when did you

694
00:43:37.679 --> 00:43:38.320
know? And he's like, well, August, he goes, but you

695
00:43:38.360 --> 00:43:43.119
said January, because he's getting him
on all these lies because Swartz lies all

696
00:43:43.199 --> 00:43:46.000
the time. He's like, well, August the year before is when I

697
00:43:46.039 --> 00:43:50.119
thought that it was just a one
night stand. I knew he'd hooked up

698
00:43:50.159 --> 00:43:53.000
with her with Roquel Sandoval, but
then it wasn't ntil January that I knew

699
00:43:53.000 --> 00:43:57.760
it was a full on, an
emotional and love affair. And Andy's like,

700
00:43:57.880 --> 00:43:59.800
hmm, but wait a minute,
okay, wait, hold on,

701
00:44:00.039 --> 00:44:01.920
Like he keeps trying to pin him
down, but he can't. So then

702
00:44:01.920 --> 00:44:04.559
when he goes, well, why
do you think Sandoval is doing this?

703
00:44:04.599 --> 00:44:06.719
He's like, well, I don't
know. Maybe it's like a midlife crisis.

704
00:44:07.360 --> 00:44:10.920
He's thirty, how is he?
How old is Sandoval. Well,

705
00:44:10.960 --> 00:44:15.840
maybe he's forty. I don't know. Okay, So then he's saying,

706
00:44:15.880 --> 00:44:17.840
then this is the biggest news that
everybody saying that he's in love. He's

707
00:44:17.880 --> 00:44:21.760
in love. Sandoval is in love. He's never been in love like this.

708
00:44:21.760 --> 00:44:25.000
This is he's like so hyper focused
on her, he's obsessed with her.

709
00:44:25.039 --> 00:44:30.320
He's in love. And Anne Schwartz
says, it's been an open secret

710
00:44:30.360 --> 00:44:32.360
this whole time to everyone knew.
Well, I don't think Rocket, I

711
00:44:32.360 --> 00:44:37.760
don't think Ariana knew every He's saying
that everybody knew this, so it shouldn't

712
00:44:37.760 --> 00:44:40.639
be such a scandal, that's what
he's saying. He's saying it was an

713
00:44:40.639 --> 00:44:45.880
open secret everyone could tell. Well, then why didn't he break up with

714
00:44:45.920 --> 00:44:50.679
Arianna? Then that's such a so
Andy asked that too, and he said

715
00:44:51.079 --> 00:44:53.559
it's because well, he was going
to. Oh, Sandoval did the thing

716
00:44:53.599 --> 00:44:57.280
that I hate so much for.
He's like, listen, we're barely in

717
00:44:57.320 --> 00:45:00.000
a relationship. We haven't we only
have sex four time. Remember he even

718
00:45:00.039 --> 00:45:02.199
said that my camera to her,
we've only unsucks. We're not really together.

719
00:45:02.360 --> 00:45:07.000
I've had that said to me,
and he's gonna do it. She's

720
00:45:07.000 --> 00:45:09.480
not going to be even surprised.
It's basically over. So Schwartz is saying

721
00:45:09.480 --> 00:45:13.480
Sandoval led to him too, and
Schwartz believed it, so he's like,

722
00:45:13.480 --> 00:45:15.840
okay, well I'll let you do
it on your own, you know,

723
00:45:15.920 --> 00:45:20.760
timeline, I guess okay, And
then Andy asked him. There were so

724
00:45:20.760 --> 00:45:23.760
many good questions or someone asked,
was it okay by you, Schwartz that

725
00:45:23.880 --> 00:45:27.719
Sandoval let you take so much shit? And Schwartz was like, no,

726
00:45:27.800 --> 00:45:30.800
it wasn't okay. It was not
cool. He kind of turns on Sandoval

727
00:45:30.880 --> 00:45:34.280
a little bit, but not,
you know, not a lot. But

728
00:45:34.360 --> 00:45:36.199
he's sort of like, yeah,
that kind of sucked. I kind of

729
00:45:36.199 --> 00:45:38.519
took the brunt of it. And
then Andy asked how is Sandoval doing.

730
00:45:38.599 --> 00:45:42.760
He's like, he's a shell of
a man. A lot of people I

731
00:45:42.800 --> 00:45:45.639
don't understand why if he was,
they were, he said, he said

732
00:45:46.239 --> 00:45:50.679
two reasons. One the reunion,
which everyone's talking about on whispering and stuff,

733
00:45:50.679 --> 00:45:52.719
which I can't. I mean,
it's going to be amazing. He

734
00:45:52.760 --> 00:45:57.199
says. He just took everyone screaming
on him for like five hours, and

735
00:45:57.000 --> 00:45:59.360
and somebody said, well who took
the brunt of it? Was it more

736
00:45:59.400 --> 00:46:01.679
Sandabal or rock out and they're like, i'd say more sand a ball just

737
00:46:01.719 --> 00:46:05.960
took everyone yelling, especially from and
they're either like from who and they're like

738
00:46:06.000 --> 00:46:08.320
Arianna, I mean she, He's
like I've never seen anyway. He's like

739
00:46:08.400 --> 00:46:14.119
it was beast mode, she unleashed
and good for her. And then he's

740
00:46:14.159 --> 00:46:19.039
also upset because the sales are down
at their stupid new restaurant that I'm going

741
00:46:19.079 --> 00:46:22.079
to dine and ditch at right well, good, yeah, and so he

742
00:46:22.159 --> 00:46:24.360
was mad. Who's like someone said
they were going to pour a beer on

743
00:46:24.400 --> 00:46:29.440
his head and then Schwartz like basically
turns to the camera like Ferris Bueller style

744
00:46:29.480 --> 00:46:31.679
and was like, you guys,
please like don't resort, like please don't

745
00:46:31.719 --> 00:46:36.800
tag or you know, people are
like writing graffiti like cheater and stuff on

746
00:46:36.800 --> 00:46:39.239
the outside, which I do want
to go see, and then people and

747
00:46:39.239 --> 00:46:43.039
he's like, please just take a
couple deep breaths. And then he immediately

748
00:46:43.079 --> 00:46:45.760
shorts turns in and he goes,
was out condescending. I don't want to

749
00:46:45.760 --> 00:46:51.599
sound condescending. And Andy's like a
little bit, yeah, oh my god,

750
00:46:51.639 --> 00:46:53.960
that's funny. So Schwartz says he
is mad at Tom. He is

751
00:46:54.000 --> 00:46:58.639
mad, Okay, but you know, but he also he's like, but

752
00:46:58.679 --> 00:47:00.440
I'll always love the guy. He's
my best friend and business partner, and

753
00:47:00.519 --> 00:47:06.559
you know, I'm going to have
his back. What and how are things

754
00:47:06.599 --> 00:47:08.239
between he and Katie? Now?
Did they say? That? Was another

755
00:47:08.320 --> 00:47:12.119
question? And then he says,
he goes, I think we're pretty good

756
00:47:12.159 --> 00:47:15.719
now, and then and Andy goes, no, you're not, because I

757
00:47:15.760 --> 00:47:17.639
guess he'd either just talk to Katie
or based on the reunion. But he's

758
00:47:17.679 --> 00:47:22.719
like what and you there's this look
of there's this sort of look of resolve

759
00:47:22.760 --> 00:47:25.239
on Andy's face where he's like,
this guy is just either so dumb or

760
00:47:25.360 --> 00:47:29.679
he's just like just lying. He
doesn't even know what to say anymore.

761
00:47:30.039 --> 00:47:35.880
And then okay, So then John
rob Lowe's kid asks, so he's like,

762
00:47:35.960 --> 00:47:38.559
so you never covered for Sandoval,
Like you just you're telling us that

763
00:47:38.559 --> 00:47:43.199
you really didn't know and you didn't
cover. And so Schwartz finally admits that

764
00:47:43.280 --> 00:47:45.960
he covered a little bit. He
knew a little bit, but like wanted

765
00:47:45.000 --> 00:47:49.639
again Sandoval to do it on his
own time. And then yeah, and

766
00:47:49.679 --> 00:47:52.519
he said he would have made out
with Roquel more if the cameras weren't there

767
00:47:52.039 --> 00:47:57.960
at least he was being honest.
So even though he knew that Sandoval that

768
00:47:58.039 --> 00:48:00.760
his business partner was like in love
with her. No, he says that

769
00:48:00.840 --> 00:48:04.920
was before the kiss, was before
he knew that. He was very clear

770
00:48:04.920 --> 00:48:08.880
about that. According to him,
they even went on a trip together.

771
00:48:08.920 --> 00:48:13.480
They had gone on this trip he's
some kind of Joe Sandoval. And then

772
00:48:13.519 --> 00:48:16.800
Sandoval like invited Roquell on some trip
they took. And I think this is

773
00:48:16.840 --> 00:48:22.280
after everything came out, but they've
been like they've been together a while because

774
00:48:22.280 --> 00:48:23.440
he said dandy. He's like,
well, how did Roquell even get there?

775
00:48:23.440 --> 00:48:28.119
And he's like he Sandoval sneaks her
into places and he's like, what

776
00:48:28.159 --> 00:48:30.280
do you mean, like in a
suitcase? Like what do you mean?

777
00:48:30.880 --> 00:48:34.280
The reunion? Which I get.
I don't know how many episodes we are

778
00:48:34.360 --> 00:48:37.280
till then I should know that,
but it's going to be insane. I

779
00:48:37.320 --> 00:48:40.760
feel like Vanderpump Rules has so many
episodes though, like, do you think

780
00:48:40.760 --> 00:48:45.079
it's going to be sixteen episodes?
We're only on nine. I don't know

781
00:48:45.079 --> 00:48:46.000
how many he's gonna be. I
mean, I'm loving every second. I

782
00:48:46.039 --> 00:48:50.079
thought this past episode was amazing.
And did you notice Schwartz was still wearing

783
00:48:50.079 --> 00:48:52.480
his wedding ring on watch what happens? I thought that was interesting. Oh

784
00:48:52.519 --> 00:48:58.320
no, I mean looks like unless
he moved the finger, unless he's married

785
00:48:58.320 --> 00:49:02.480
to someone else. Now told us
he's somehow Mary Gina Rock didn't work out.

786
00:49:02.760 --> 00:49:06.559
That'll be for next season though that
they're like that, look, there's

787
00:49:06.599 --> 00:49:10.039
too much. People can't keep up
with this. So that's where we are.

788
00:49:10.239 --> 00:49:13.360
And that was the other thing when
Andy asked, he was like,

789
00:49:13.400 --> 00:49:15.280
why didn't Sandoval if he knew so
early, if this affair was going on

790
00:49:15.320 --> 00:49:19.280
so long, why didn't he just
break up with Arianna? Why didn't he

791
00:49:19.280 --> 00:49:22.920
just tell her? And apparently he
wanted to wait until after the reunion.

792
00:49:22.639 --> 00:49:27.519
Oh my god, so he was
just gonna pretend like everything was fine.

793
00:49:28.880 --> 00:49:31.000
I just it is mind blowing.
And there's some every time we talk about

794
00:49:31.000 --> 00:49:34.960
the show, we do like a
recap, but there's so many other behind

795
00:49:34.960 --> 00:49:38.199
the scenes and people are really talking
about the whole like, wow, what

796
00:49:38.360 --> 00:49:42.320
is tom What is Sandoval saying when
he says we check out guys together?

797
00:49:42.400 --> 00:49:45.039
Like do you swing to you again? We're not judging, but like,

798
00:49:45.079 --> 00:49:49.519
what's going on? What was happening
here? Right? What was this right?

799
00:49:50.559 --> 00:49:53.599
By the way. I did reach
out to Randall Emmett for real,

800
00:49:53.719 --> 00:49:55.840
no joke. I think I told
you I was going to because I do

801
00:49:55.960 --> 00:50:00.199
know him. I did know him
back in the day, right, don't

802
00:50:00.199 --> 00:50:01.880
know. I haven't talked to him
in a very long time. Um.

803
00:50:01.920 --> 00:50:05.760
I reached out to see if he
wanted to like give a sunny t or

804
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tell, you know, tell his
side of the story, even though he's

805
00:50:07.360 --> 00:50:12.039
not a great guy. He didn't
see it. I can go through his

806
00:50:12.159 --> 00:50:14.719
office if you want. But I
don't think people are claming. I said

807
00:50:14.760 --> 00:50:16.639
this to a friend who loves vander
Pump and they were like, I wouldn't

808
00:50:16.639 --> 00:50:22.920
flex that. I wouldn't have randol
on. Yeah, probably not. But

809
00:50:22.039 --> 00:50:29.559
you know we are having you know, finally, you guys, we got

810
00:50:29.599 --> 00:50:31.519
t you know. I know it's
a little he's got some stuff to say,

811
00:50:31.599 --> 00:50:35.519
and he's our friend now. He's
like really good friends with Stephanie All.

812
00:50:35.719 --> 00:50:40.440
Yeah, we're really really close.
He does he think my name is?

813
00:50:40.480 --> 00:50:43.840
He thinks my name is Ceci.
Oh my god, it's so funny.

814
00:50:43.920 --> 00:50:49.840
So I talked to him over Instagram, but like voice Instagram, it

815
00:50:49.960 --> 00:50:52.320
was very exciting. He's really really
nice. We were just talking about the

816
00:50:52.360 --> 00:50:58.639
show, and he was referring to
Cecily as Cecy after I said, oh,

817
00:50:58.719 --> 00:51:01.159
yeah, yeah, well when we
record with Cecily, and he was

818
00:51:01.199 --> 00:51:05.440
like yeah, totally, Like so
Cecy is. I really love what Ceci

819
00:51:05.519 --> 00:51:07.079
had to say. And I was
like, okay, I love it and

820
00:51:07.119 --> 00:51:10.000
I'm a fan of his and I'm
so glad that he's a fan of ass

821
00:51:10.000 --> 00:51:13.679
and he's we are he is going
to be on we think next week,

822
00:51:13.760 --> 00:51:16.159
so we will that we'll have an
extra will extra extra for you, right,

823
00:51:16.280 --> 00:51:22.840
and you know who else were fans
of Yeah, our Patreon subscribers very

824
00:51:22.920 --> 00:51:27.199
much, So we shouldn't do them. Let's say hello to them in voices

825
00:51:27.320 --> 00:51:30.079
I want to do? Do you
do rockhell voice? Okay, and I'll

826
00:51:30.119 --> 00:51:34.199
do or do you want to do
Sheena? I mean they're both so terrible.

827
00:51:34.239 --> 00:51:37.280
We don't want to do gentle,
soothing voices at this point, Like

828
00:51:37.320 --> 00:51:39.920
we just don't want to do Like
how about James all right? I mean

829
00:51:39.960 --> 00:51:43.800
he's kind of an asshole, but
you know, I'm I don't know.

830
00:51:44.079 --> 00:51:45.519
I mean, Lauren Bonds, why
won't you do the dance with me?

831
00:51:45.519 --> 00:51:50.039
You don't remember the dance? Christine
Martin? You want to just spin.

832
00:51:50.119 --> 00:51:53.280
You don't remember spinning our spinning thing. And Cassie Wadsworth and Tamma Adams,

833
00:51:53.280 --> 00:52:00.480
we spin Megan's door. We spin. It's our thing. It's the thing

834
00:52:00.519 --> 00:52:01.639
you don't remember. Okay, all
right, Well I just have to tell

835
00:52:01.719 --> 00:52:05.880
Lisa Vanna Palm. Okay, Well, then see you next Tuesday. Jenny

836
00:52:05.960 --> 00:52:08.440
Hawden and Anne Yabro and jen Jane
McMurray. Wh don't you go fuck off?

837
00:52:08.440 --> 00:52:12.519
Then? Okay, Lalla, don't
listen to Lalla. Jennifer Falls and

838
00:52:12.519 --> 00:52:17.800
Sarah Baker and Jean Bolshape especially you
you know better, a better Parker.

839
00:52:19.079 --> 00:52:24.159
I cannot get over the fact that
you don't remember the spin. Shelley Clavier.

840
00:52:24.119 --> 00:52:28.519
I've had a little bit to drink, not so much. Mark got

841
00:52:28.519 --> 00:52:31.159
washed. Sherry Shannon? Are you
accusing me of being drunk? Well?

842
00:52:32.239 --> 00:52:38.239
Do you sound like um? The
Osbourne Shee Sharon Shannon and Sherry Singer and

843
00:52:38.280 --> 00:52:43.440
Susannah it's not about the pasta.
But it is about the pasta, you

844
00:52:43.480 --> 00:52:46.280
guys, it is. And our
friend Jamie Bell knows it's about She knows

845
00:52:46.320 --> 00:52:51.800
what the pasta is. She's a
spitfiresocial dot com it's a social media marketing

846
00:52:51.840 --> 00:52:53.719
agency listen. Do you want to
make up your own ads and try to

847
00:52:53.719 --> 00:52:58.000
post them on Instagram or do you
want somebody else to do that for you.

848
00:52:58.360 --> 00:53:01.119
I know the latter is true for
me. That's what Jamie vald does,

849
00:53:01.119 --> 00:53:05.719
and she will get you tons of
Instagram followers. She'll get your ads

850
00:53:05.760 --> 00:53:08.760
out there. This is perfect for
small business owners or even medium business owners.

851
00:53:09.360 --> 00:53:14.119
Um, she's a college professor.
Anytime, it's just a brand,

852
00:53:14.239 --> 00:53:15.840
even if it's not like a full
on business and you're just trying to get

853
00:53:15.920 --> 00:53:20.400
like you don't know how to get
stuff going on TikTok and instead they know

854
00:53:20.440 --> 00:53:23.360
what they're doing. Um, spitfiresocial
dot com right, that's what I want

855
00:53:23.360 --> 00:53:29.199
to spitfiresocial dot com. Go check
them out. And then also, our

856
00:53:29.239 --> 00:53:32.559
friend is Sean, who's awesome.
He is doing a shout out this month

857
00:53:32.840 --> 00:53:37.559
for the Rotary Rotary International, which
is he It occurred to him that a

858
00:53:37.599 --> 00:53:42.639
lot of pricks might have lost a
little faith in humanity after watching so much

859
00:53:42.760 --> 00:53:47.440
you know reality TV. Well,
Rotary is an international service organization and they

860
00:53:47.840 --> 00:53:57.719
are filled with people from your neighbors
to your clergyman, all true clergyman.

861
00:53:58.039 --> 00:54:00.440
Go to Rotary dot org find a
local club that fits you and make a

862
00:54:00.480 --> 00:54:04.239
difference to people, you know what
I mean. Yeah, it's a good

863
00:54:04.239 --> 00:54:06.159
club. It's a lot different than
it used to be and they do a

864
00:54:06.159 --> 00:54:08.199
lot of good work in the world. Yeah, okay, you guys,

865
00:54:08.239 --> 00:54:12.039
thank you for being here. We
appreciate you. Yep. And we will

866
00:54:12.079 --> 00:54:15.880
see you for Love is Blind,
which we're covering. We'll see you for

867
00:54:15.920 --> 00:54:20.599
episode two of Love is Blind next
week, and for Tino, a little

868
00:54:20.639 --> 00:54:22.880
bit of Tino. And we're sorry
we said the C word. Okay,

869
00:54:22.880 --> 00:54:22.880
we love you. Bye bye.