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This is the downbeat on ninety seven
to one the freak. Yeah, it's

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not about the last fifty years,
it's about the next fifty years of wireless

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technology. I guess. Yeah,
it's not about the past, about the

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future. That's why I'm on boost
infinite at boost infinite dot com, because

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it's about the future, and it's
about what's like the current as well as

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in the current moment when I'd rather
my service switch to like the nearest network

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that gives me the best service no
matter where I am. Okay, And

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that's boost infinite, my friend.
You see how many boost infinite commercials they've

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been playing in the NFL games during
the breaks. I haven't seen a ton

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of them. Yeah, And I'm
like, well, that'd be nice because

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my carrier who I will mention my
name. But I have trouble. I

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had trouble in the subway system in
New York when I was blown around.

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I had trouble on boost infinite.
It wouldn't in the skies, not a

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boost infinite wouldn't. Yeah, I
needed to probably get a bit of a

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boost in my life. Well,
yeah, best me, no bricking.

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Well, you don't have to go
anywhere. It's all online, dude.

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It's like a wireless booster seat to
make you tolerant to rise above the rest.

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Yea, rise above and eat delicious
wireless of the best network around.

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That's why I'm gonna call eight five
five five five Boost or I'm gonna go

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to their website, boost infinite dot
com. Changing the game. There's a

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fourth wireless network, all for the
best for DAK fours up, put your

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fours up, fours up for boost
Infinite. It's good stuff. Hot mob

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coming up in just a hot second. But you got something you want to

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promo for technically next week. Yeah, I've been in this for a few

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for well a couple of years.
I like to there's parts of the existence

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of Caveo that are OCD related.
I'm not like Emily Jones. I've got

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to go clean every you know,
closet or every mess or organize everything.

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But I do love gathering things and
structuring them. Kevin and we all benefit

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from this, I hope, so
your co workers, co hosts and the

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listener so over throughout the year,
you know, we collect funny clips that

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happened throughout the year on the station
and what I want to do, and

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this will happen a week from today. During our show, we will start

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a countdown on Monday. This will
be Monday, December fourth, and it

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will be the twenty twenty three Clip
of the Year Clip Show Countdown. And

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I gotta say the name you said
along, Yes, Okay, it's actually

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the Clip of the Year Clip Show
Countdown. I'm stealing directly from the soup,

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which is no longer in existence.
Boy you Love Anything, Joel McHale

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pretty much in on You lovescept this
new show Animal Control, which is not

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very good Clip Show Countdown. In
fact, I've put what I believe to

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be over one hundred clips. Now
you can't hear them, but I've titled

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these clips and some of our songs
like your f one bit for the Other

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Day Too, or Danny's World Series
song or you know whatever chare Friday,

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I kind of cut that into a
montage. I've taken a bunch of clips,

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put them on a document, and
I put this document out into the

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world. You can find it immediately
at kt fun tweets on Twitter. Maybe

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I'll post it from the station account
at ninety seven to one The Freak Everywhere,

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But if you follow at kt fund
tweets if you follow the ninety seven

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one the Freak Facebook listener group.
If you follow the ninety seven one the

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Freak Reddit page as well, which
is not official listeners started that run that

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I posted it in there too.
It's just a Google doc where you can

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go and vote as many times as
you want and vote for as many clips

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as you want every day for the
next seven days. And next Sunday afternoon,

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I will take a look at the
results. I will pull the top

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fifty and we will do for the
five days. Next week, we will

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do fifty through forty one. On
Tuesday, we'll do forty through thirty one.

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Yes, On Wednesday we'll do thirty
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one. You don't have to.
Thursday, we'll do twenty through eleven,

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and then we'll do ten through one
Friday. A lot of clip Yeah,

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yeah, I like that. This
sounds like stuff that we don't have to

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prepare content one you have to do
anything. This is just sit back and

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listen and laugh, and that's the
best kind of stuff. But what well

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I like the most about this is
not us picking anything. This is the

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listener's going and just popping on it's
very easy. You just open it up

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and hit your votes and hit send
and you're good, and do you have

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to do much? And then you
can't see the results and you can't hear

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the clips. I get that a
lot. I wish you'd hyperwink the clips

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and I'm like, well, that
would ruin the whole idea and the tease

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of listing. Next week to the
countdown to see what the top fifty clips

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of the year were. Here on
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of Dallas Mavericks basketball, North Texas
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Junkie, Just one and the number
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community of DFW. Shout out down
Beat ninety seven won the Free. That's

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cool that you do that. I
am looking forward to that. I love

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listening old funny audio. That's gonna
be good. Yes, and we've got

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a couple. We'll be back and
Danny will be back next week and we

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will have a few special surprises.
Next week we're going out hard. Yeah,

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and then after next week yeah,
who knows. Yeah, but you

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got me on your own. But
next week can be fun. Next week

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we'll probably be the guy who's in
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he's drowning, just for a little
bit of attention. Yeah, we'll be

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there, but no one's gonna pay
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next, when is the death song
of the Year? Is that in January?

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Next Friday? Next Friday? Yeah, it's kt week. Next week.

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I also have a special gift and
not a special audio gift to give

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to you guys that will end the
show next Friday. It could be a

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bit of a tear jerker. Really
Yeah, I'm an easy cry. Yeah,

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and you're a big jerker. Huh. And next week? Okay?

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Correct? So go vote? Sorry, have you cleaned it all out?

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I made a little stickers for all
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just see my name and vote for
everything. I won't even know what they

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are. Please hope for me.
Please somebody say I'm good anyone. Also,

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next Wednesday, I think because we
I'm not gonna lie, we'll talk.

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We'll open the pull the curtain back. We took a bath on Halloween.

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Yeah, for a product that we
came up with, the the Singing

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Pumpkin, the downbeat Singing Pumpkins.
We didn't get them rushed to market for

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fast enough, and now I have
a garage full of about twenty five hundred

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singing pumpkins. Yeah, but it's
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issue. Yeah, that's the canal. So we're gonna get ahead of it

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this Christmas and on Wednesday, I
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time. Well, that will debut
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need and scorching hot I've got it
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the metroples that they have plenty of
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and just waiting on to come in. Yeah, so we'll get our hands

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on broad facing. We check the
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it'll be fine. Tuesday five pm, so Tuesday evening they'll come in.

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So maybe Wednesday will bring one in. We'll see they do hot mops.

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Yeah, we have a couple of
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a lot of people have wait in. Actually, here we go. I'm

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justin Herbert and I'm calling because I
heard some of the mean things that y'all

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were saying about me this morning.
I mean, it's bad enough to be

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the most overrated quarterback in all of
football, but to be overrated on Mill's

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ugly quarterback scale cut me really deep. And I try to have thick skin.

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I mean most of that's because of
the acme scarring, but I try

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to be tough as well. So
I'll just let you know that mean people

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don't go to hell. They go
back into the sack where they spend eternity

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trying to outrace the other twelve point
nine billion sperm for another shot at life.

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Wow, Justin Herbert with some I
think wisdom, damn. And you

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know what, He's right, we
shouldn't punch down. Do you think if

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Justin Herbert was sitting right there right
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guys, just I don't have time
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to pop in. I'm Justin Herbert. And you looked in the eye and

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said, hey, one of these
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you are an overrated quarterback, or
be he walked in the same thing and

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you said, hey, you're ugly. He would go home and lay his

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head down that night, and what
would resonate between his ears is that he's

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ugly. That someone said he was
ugly or the big money contracts you just

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well, I don't think he'd be
sad. He would drive his Maserati home

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to his giant Californian palatial home.
Like I don't think it would ruin his

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day, but it would resonate with
him. That would hurt him, Mars,

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it would probably so to call some
ugly is not what we do around

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here. But tune in tomorrow as
JJ reveals her top ten hottest quarterback,

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including the three uggos ugliest quarterbacks in
the league. I mean there's a scale.

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I just said, there's there's a
threshold of hot to win a Super

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Bowl. I don't know how Brad
Johnson passed it, but he did.

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Mark ripping, Oh my god,
rip that threshold out of the wall.

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He really did. Yeah, tough
one for Mark. Oy hoy, how's

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it going? Boys? Sorry you're
not there, Danny? What's up?

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JJ? Hey? Do you guys
notice how Tony Romo is becoming slowly the

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bitter beer faced guy? Every every
week? That bottom lipt is creeping closer

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to that top lipt. That boy
is about to eat his nose? Am

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I wrong here? Guys? Please
tell me? Wait? Boy, I

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can't say I noticed that I noticed
some funny Romo commentary yesterday that works school

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was questionable. But as I just
ripped everyone for h commenting on the appearance

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of a quarterback, I'd like to
say he looked odd yesterday. Yeah,

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there's something going on. I don't
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he's got whiskey face or something.
He had an interesting obsession with Dollar Parton.

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Did he was it him or was
it I thought it was Nancy.

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But you know, again, when
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on Thanksgiving, that was tough.
I'm saying yesterday he had a while he

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had. He's looking different, just
keeping an eye on things. I wish

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him well. Did you see any
Jason Garrett last night on Sunday Night?

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A little bit? And then I
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Wow, I have a few questions
for what he's doing too. I

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need to get a little call of
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it happened. Something odd happened.
Uh, they were going to break last

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night during the game. I hope
I can find that. Oh, I

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know, the laughing what Treco trying
to hit the sunset. Yeah, and

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he goes, yeah, it was
so strange, like Urico's nailing the sunset

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outro beautiful evening in California. I
think I could find it. I just

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need a second. Jayg has to
chime in for no reason. Yeah,

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it was weird because he was there, they said, because Collinsworth was enjoying

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Thanksgiving with his family. Is that
right? I was? Did? They

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do not make people work anymore?
It's still your job, right, you

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get like seventeen games a year.
Yeah? Am I a jerk for that?

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No, I'm with you. I
don't know. I'll try to find

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that in a second. Here is
another one. Here we go, Kevin,

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there you go. Hey, guys, I like how you just assumed

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that everyone who yama is Jewish?
Come on, guys, ow are yamaka

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every single day? I'm Catholic,
But I like wearing it because the whole

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bald spot thing, you know we're
talking about, all right, it really

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does help. Or he could just
get advanced hair restoration. That's the home

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of the advanced fue Kevin, because
like that could be your play. You

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could just do that. Someone said, you, guys, calling Herbert ugly

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is rich? Is that to imply
that, yes, he's rich. He's

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trying to imply that we're not good
looking? What that means? Did you

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have your eyes ripped out by a
passing falcon? Sir? Because what the

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hell? A kid a passing good
looking? Excuse me, by the way,

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I'm the one who defended him.
Heavan's the one who called him ugly.

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I never said he was. I'd
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one that said. I say he
didn't match the ugly threshold. He's good

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looking. You have to be hot
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i'm if i'm scouting, I look
for the hottest qbs. If Caleb william

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Ty goes to the was just but
ugly and he's not, is he good

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one? If he wasn't, you
can't take him. It's the face of

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your franchise. Why do you think
Darnold failed because he wasn't a good quarterback?

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I know I'm not. You don't
think Zach Wilson's good looking? Hey,

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here's Garrett last night? Ready now
cotton at a twenty one yard line

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by Devin two for a day but
a hang time at sunset time the best

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time out here in southern California,
very nice. What in the hitting this

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thing four fifty out of the park
right on the beautiful sunset shot, the

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best shot in southern California. Pretty
nice, And then he laughs for a

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good pence due it's fairy cotton.
Had a twenty one yard line like death

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Rock, but a hang time at
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in southern California. It's pretty nice. How about Tariko? He said,

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a lot of hangtime, the best
time. What he's gonna had three of

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them? But your nerds, there's
a bunch of dorks. I am one

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too. A KT on a cold
morning. I was just gonna see if

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you use that automatic get ahead of
and own your car. This is a

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reference to a long time ago,
and I didn't know the name of an.

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In fact, I still probably don't
know when you hit the button to

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warm up your car, right like
mobile Hela's Start, mobile start, Kila

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start feature, I don't know any
of those all. I just called it

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the automatic get ahead of it.
I like that. On accident, I

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said that you know what it is, the automatic get ahead of it,

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because I don't want to go outside, so getting ahead of something. He

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just hit the button. They should
call it that it's easier. I love

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that than kilass. Well, the
mobile start. Everything's mobile, especially boost

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infinite though for the next fifty years
Boost Infinite number four for it used to

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be threes up when Dell Earnhardt was
not anymore the guy but he, uh,

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you and I don't have this feature. Clearly, we'd like to welcome

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Christina Ray and Steve Shackle Start up
Steve hell, you guys seem like people

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who have cars that you can start
from your house. I do not have

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remote start. You don't know a
remote start. That's what it's called,

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is remote start. I like to
get ahead of it though, yeah,

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right, the automatic get ahead of
it, ahead of it. You don't

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have that on your fancy boy.
I don't, but I do have the

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automatic heated seats and steering will without
even telling it to. It just does

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it automatically. And it's no time. Yeah, until it's July and I'm

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driving and you realize your ass is
a blaze. It doesn't come on then,

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but no, it hits if it
does. If it's a certain degree

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outside, it just comes on an
automatically, not one hundred degrees outside.

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It's been on in summer, yes, user er I think. I mean,

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your buck's cold. It's sensing cold, but it's trying to compensate.

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Yeah, are you sure you don't
have it? I bet your car has

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mobile start maybe, but I don't
think so. Cheap compass is tough as

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if we have the same car,
I definitely do not. You're a couple

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of years behind me or ahead of
me. What do you call it mobile

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start? No, you called it
the remote start. I'm automatic get ahead

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of itempas. I'll just write automatic
get ahead of it o EM jeep compass

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remote start. It might be an
optional feature. It will depend on the

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trim level she has, Mike,
excuse me, that's right, not when

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I'm here. I'd imagine she has
a latitude. I don't know. I'd

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have to go take a look at
the back. Sir. We'll punch you

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in the nose if you bring up
her trim level again. So what are

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y'all doing today? Girls? Here
to work? Oh? Yeah, we

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should probably give you the rundown.
I thought it was the Ben and Skin

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show. I was told are they
playing pickleball in the hallway? I don't

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know what Ben's doing. Skin is
actually in a meeting with Zach right now.

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So the principal's office, he's getting
a swat, which just came on.

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What if he walked in there and
Zach was giving skin a swat like

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a like a nun on his fanny
a spanking and Finn just had his pantsies

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down a little, just kind of
taking it. No more eating on the

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air, No, Like, no, I deserve the it's I'm saying,

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no, a full thirty on the
boost infinite. I like the idea of

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getting in trouble if we did have
to go like an old school principal,

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just to see how it would go. Who would be in there in the

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most getting spanked detention? Yeah,
for breaking rules. I think it's more

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about pain tolerance when you get into
the corporal punishment world. Thank you,

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ZACHM have another. I remember a
coach. I got one swat, maybe

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two, and I remember kind of
like you be cool man, like,

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who are you trying to impress here? I know you have to do this,

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but you don't have to swing.
Yeah, you know, because at

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least it's a mark on your bottom. Yes, all I did was hopping

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the back of so much truck and
we went to Assips to get a burrito.

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Yeah, I was hungry. That's
what I've been sorting to. Want

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to run around the park with the
rest of the football team. Right,

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I needed to eat. It's two
a days. I was at the whole

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bit. The first one should be
enough. Look we suck. Let's face

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it, look at us. Is
this gonna help? All small? Me?

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Practicing twice today is really gonna helps? We're all small, all so

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small. Oh that's sad. I
didn't take showers those that's the reason I

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quit athletics. You don't want to
hang on with the boys? Cruise?

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Come on? Why does everything have
to be a towel? Snap there?

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And then just just the worst thing? Because runs this land? Yeah,

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I don't much have been, but
he's running on in twenty Four's fine?

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What is that? We'll be talking
about eleventh thirty five? There we go?

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That is a tea? Really,
Diosaurus getting horny? Are we dressing

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up like dinosaurs? That would be
try serratops? Ye know? Was it

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furries for? Yeah? That's for
off air? What do you want me

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to put my cops that you always
make on? Right now? Put on

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my dino helmet? Soly have to
put the tail. Get the VCR tape

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of the TV show Dinosaurs and sell
it on. Play the song, tuck

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the elbows into the T shirt the
whole room. You can go shorter with

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the arms, not the mama.
Yes, not the mama. Do it

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like baby does it fine? That
was one of the weirdest TV characters ever,

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the baby Dinosaur on Dinosaurs. Yeah, but more on that in the

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coming weeks. It was funny years
ago when our old friend Monty who worked

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at the other station, we realized
that he looked like the baby dinosaur kind

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of And now I can't undersee it. I'm fixturing it that. Oh no,

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there tis there. Wait, so
you guys have skin today? Did

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he his whold tiny bag of leftover
turkey? The saddest bag of food I've

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ever seen? Maybe that's why he's
not here. He's gonna come in here

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at the sore bottom because he's got
spanking so dino sex at eleven Town yep.

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And then we got Kavanaugh joining us
for the nooner. Even I don't

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talk Oh yeah, no one wants
to hear me talk sports. I might

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reissue that scrabble joke from earlier though, that was really solid, pretty good.

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Will you will you use it on
your kids? And record it tonight.

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I will use it on my children
tonight. It'll be outstanding, all

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right. We challenged anyone to use
the joke on your kids and see how

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it how it goes if you want
to hear the joke again. Oh,

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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble
tiles. My next trip to the bathroom

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could spell disaster. Why is no
one laughing? Why aren't you laughing at

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me? Was no one ever laughing
at me or enjoying anything I say?

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