This is the downbeat on ninety seven to one the freak. Yeah, it's
not about the last fifty years, it's about the next fifty years of wireless
technology. I guess. Yeah, it's not about the past, about the
future. That's why I'm on boost infinite at boost infinite dot com, because
it's about the future, and it's about what's like the current as well as
in the current moment when I'd rather my service switch to like the nearest network
that gives me the best service no matter where I am. Okay, And
that's boost infinite, my friend. You see how many boost infinite commercials they've
been playing in the NFL games during the breaks. I haven't seen a ton
of them. Yeah, And I'm like, well, that'd be nice because
my carrier who I will mention my name. But I have trouble. I
had trouble in the subway system in New York when I was blown around.
I had trouble on boost infinite. It wouldn't in the skies, not a
boost infinite wouldn't. Yeah, I needed to probably get a bit of a
boost in my life. Well, yeah, best me, no bricking.
Well, you don't have to go anywhere. It's all online, dude.
It's like a wireless booster seat to make you tolerant to rise above the rest.
Yea, rise above and eat delicious wireless of the best network around.
That's why I'm gonna call eight five five five five Boost or I'm gonna go
to their website, boost infinite dot com. Changing the game. There's a
fourth wireless network, all for the best for DAK fours up, put your
fours up, fours up for boost Infinite. It's good stuff. Hot mob
coming up in just a hot second. But you got something you want to
promo for technically next week. Yeah, I've been in this for a few
for well a couple of years. I like to there's parts of the existence
of Caveo that are OCD related. I'm not like Emily Jones. I've got
to go clean every you know, closet or every mess or organize everything.
But I do love gathering things and structuring them. Kevin and we all benefit
from this, I hope, so your co workers, co hosts and the
listener so over throughout the year, you know, we collect funny clips that
happened throughout the year on the station and what I want to do, and
this will happen a week from today. During our show, we will start
a countdown on Monday. This will be Monday, December fourth, and it
will be the twenty twenty three Clip of the Year Clip Show Countdown. And
I gotta say the name you said along, Yes, Okay, it's actually
the Clip of the Year Clip Show Countdown. I'm stealing directly from the soup,
which is no longer in existence. Boy you Love Anything, Joel McHale
pretty much in on You lovescept this new show Animal Control, which is not
very good Clip Show Countdown. In fact, I've put what I believe to
be over one hundred clips. Now you can't hear them, but I've titled
these clips and some of our songs like your f one bit for the Other
Day Too, or Danny's World Series song or you know whatever chare Friday,
I kind of cut that into a montage. I've taken a bunch of clips,
put them on a document, and I put this document out into the
world. You can find it immediately at kt fun tweets on Twitter. Maybe
I'll post it from the station account at ninety seven to one The Freak Everywhere,
But if you follow at kt fund tweets if you follow the ninety seven
one the Freak Facebook listener group. If you follow the ninety seven one the
Freak Reddit page as well, which is not official listeners started that run that
I posted it in there too. It's just a Google doc where you can
go and vote as many times as you want and vote for as many clips
as you want every day for the next seven days. And next Sunday afternoon,
I will take a look at the results. I will pull the top
fifty and we will do for the five days. Next week, we will
do fifty through forty one. On Tuesday, we'll do forty through thirty one.
Yes, On Wednesday we'll do thirty one. We'll do thirty through twenty
one. You don't have to. Thursday, we'll do twenty through eleven,
and then we'll do ten through one Friday. A lot of clip Yeah,
yeah, I like that. This sounds like stuff that we don't have to
prepare content one you have to do anything. This is just sit back and
listen and laugh, and that's the best kind of stuff. But what well
I like the most about this is not us picking anything. This is the
listener's going and just popping on it's very easy. You just open it up
and hit your votes and hit send and you're good, and do you have
to do much? And then you can't see the results and you can't hear
the clips. I get that a lot. I wish you'd hyperwink the clips
and I'm like, well, that would ruin the whole idea and the tease
of listing. Next week to the countdown to see what the top fifty clips
of the year were. Here on ninety seven one The Free, the home
of Dallas Mavericks basketball, North Texas football and sidelined with Mark Stein the news
Junkie, Just one and the number one most listen to show in the Amish
community of DFW. Shout out down Beat ninety seven won the Free. That's
cool that you do that. I am looking forward to that. I love
listening old funny audio. That's gonna be good. Yes, and we've got
a couple. We'll be back and Danny will be back next week and we
will have a few special surprises. Next week we're going out hard. Yeah,
and then after next week yeah, who knows. Yeah, but you
got me on your own. But next week can be fun. Next week
we'll probably be the guy who's in the pool just face down, acting like
he's drowning, just for a little bit of attention. Yeah, we'll be
there, but no one's gonna pay much attention to walk on the week after
next, when is the death song of the Year? Is that in January?
Next Friday? Next Friday? Yeah, it's kt week. Next week.
I also have a special gift and not a special audio gift to give
to you guys that will end the show next Friday. It could be a
bit of a tear jerker. Really Yeah, I'm an easy cry. Yeah,
and you're a big jerker. Huh. And next week? Okay?
Correct? So go vote? Sorry, have you cleaned it all out?
I made a little stickers for all right. I'll just get on there and
just see my name and vote for everything. I won't even know what they
are. Please hope for me. Please somebody say I'm good anyone. Also,
next Wednesday, I think because we I'm not gonna lie, we'll talk.
We'll open the pull the curtain back. We took a bath on Halloween.
Yeah, for a product that we came up with, the the Singing
Pumpkin, the downbeat Singing Pumpkins. We didn't get them rushed to market for
fast enough, and now I have a garage full of about twenty five hundred
singing pumpkins. Yeah, but it's not our fault. There's a supply chain
issue. Yeah, that's the canal. So we're gonna get ahead of it
this Christmas and on Wednesday, I think, yeah, three weeks at a
time. Well, that will debut the downbeat singing tree toppers that you're gonna
need and scorching hot I've got it on big authority throughout well many places in
the metroples that they have plenty of storage space available on their shelves for these
and just waiting on to come in. Yeah, so we'll get our hands
on broad facing. We check the shipping tracking, we'll see. I'm sure
it'll be fine. Tuesday five pm, so Tuesday evening they'll come in.
So maybe Wednesday will bring one in. We'll see they do hot mops.
Yeah, we have a couple of people who have waited in. We have
a lot of people have wait in. Actually, here we go. I'm
justin Herbert and I'm calling because I heard some of the mean things that y'all
were saying about me this morning. I mean, it's bad enough to be
the most overrated quarterback in all of football, but to be overrated on Mill's
ugly quarterback scale cut me really deep. And I try to have thick skin.
I mean most of that's because of the acme scarring, but I try
to be tough as well. So I'll just let you know that mean people
don't go to hell. They go back into the sack where they spend eternity
trying to outrace the other twelve point nine billion sperm for another shot at life.
Wow, Justin Herbert with some I think wisdom, damn. And you
know what, He's right, we shouldn't punch down. Do you think if
Justin Herbert was sitting right there right he walked in and he said, hey,
guys, just I don't have time for an interview. I just want
to pop in. I'm Justin Herbert. And you looked in the eye and
said, hey, one of these two things. You said, hey,
you are an overrated quarterback, or be he walked in the same thing and
you said, hey, you're ugly. He would go home and lay his
head down that night, and what would resonate between his ears is that he's
ugly. That someone said he was ugly or the big money contracts you just
well, I don't think he'd be sad. He would drive his Maserati home
to his giant Californian palatial home. Like I don't think it would ruin his
day, but it would resonate with him. That would hurt him, Mars,
it would probably so to call some ugly is not what we do around
here. But tune in tomorrow as JJ reveals her top ten hottest quarterback,
including the three uggos ugliest quarterbacks in the league. I mean there's a scale.
I just said, there's there's a threshold of hot to win a Super
Bowl. I don't know how Brad Johnson passed it, but he did.
Mark ripping, Oh my god, rip that threshold out of the wall.
He really did. Yeah, tough one for Mark. Oy hoy, how's
it going? Boys? Sorry you're not there, Danny? What's up?
JJ? Hey? Do you guys notice how Tony Romo is becoming slowly the
bitter beer faced guy? Every every week? That bottom lipt is creeping closer
to that top lipt. That boy is about to eat his nose? Am
I wrong here? Guys? Please tell me? Wait? Boy, I
can't say I noticed that I noticed some funny Romo commentary yesterday that works school
was questionable. But as I just ripped everyone for h commenting on the appearance
of a quarterback, I'd like to say he looked odd yesterday. Yeah,
there's something going on. I don't know if he's aging exponentially quicker, or
he's got whiskey face or something. He had an interesting obsession with Dollar Parton.
Did he was it him or was it I thought it was Nancy.
But you know, again, when you're watching that game in a crowded room
on Thanksgiving, that was tough. I'm saying yesterday he had a while he
had. He's looking different, just keeping an eye on things. I wish
him well. Did you see any Jason Garrett last night on Sunday Night?
A little bit? And then I didn't lock in too hard to that game.
Wow, I have a few questions for what he's doing too. I
need to get a little call of duty in and that's yeah, that's when
it happened. Something odd happened. Uh, they were going to break last
night during the game. I hope I can find that. Oh, I
know, the laughing what Treco trying to hit the sunset. Yeah, and
he goes, yeah, it was so strange, like Urico's nailing the sunset
outro beautiful evening in California. I think I could find it. I just
need a second. Jayg has to chime in for no reason. Yeah,
it was weird because he was there, they said, because Collinsworth was enjoying
Thanksgiving with his family. Is that right? I was? Did? They
do not make people work anymore? It's still your job, right, you
get like seventeen games a year. Yeah? Am I a jerk for that?
No, I'm with you. I don't know. I'll try to find
that in a second. Here is another one. Here we go, Kevin,
there you go. Hey, guys, I like how you just assumed
that everyone who yama is Jewish? Come on, guys, ow are yamaka
every single day? I'm Catholic, But I like wearing it because the whole
bald spot thing, you know we're talking about, all right, it really
does help. Or he could just get advanced hair restoration. That's the home
of the advanced fue Kevin, because like that could be your play. You
could just do that. Someone said, you, guys, calling Herbert ugly
is rich? Is that to imply that, yes, he's rich. He's
trying to imply that we're not good looking? What that means? Did you
have your eyes ripped out by a passing falcon? Sir? Because what the
hell? A kid a passing good looking? Excuse me, by the way,
I'm the one who defended him. Heavan's the one who called him ugly.
I never said he was. I'd say yes, you were the only
one that said. I say he didn't match the ugly threshold. He's good
looking. You have to be hot enough to win a Super Bowl. If
i'm if i'm scouting, I look for the hottest qbs. If Caleb william
Ty goes to the was just but ugly and he's not, is he good
one? If he wasn't, you can't take him. It's the face of
your franchise. Why do you think Darnold failed because he wasn't a good quarterback?
I know I'm not. You don't think Zach Wilson's good looking? Hey,
here's Garrett last night? Ready now cotton at a twenty one yard line
by Devin two for a day but a hang time at sunset time the best
time out here in southern California, very nice. What in the hitting this
thing four fifty out of the park right on the beautiful sunset shot, the
best shot in southern California. Pretty nice, And then he laughs for a
good pence due it's fairy cotton. Had a twenty one yard line like death
Rock, but a hang time at sunset top, the best time out here
in southern California. It's pretty nice. How about Tariko? He said,
a lot of hangtime, the best time. What he's gonna had three of
them? But your nerds, there's a bunch of dorks. I am one
too. A KT on a cold morning. I was just gonna see if
you use that automatic get ahead of and own your car. This is a
reference to a long time ago, and I didn't know the name of an.
In fact, I still probably don't know when you hit the button to
warm up your car, right like mobile Hela's Start, mobile start, Kila
start feature, I don't know any of those all. I just called it
the automatic get ahead of it. I like that. On accident, I
said that you know what it is, the automatic get ahead of it,
because I don't want to go outside, so getting ahead of something. He
just hit the button. They should call it that it's easier. I love
that than kilass. Well, the mobile start. Everything's mobile, especially boost
infinite though for the next fifty years Boost Infinite number four for it used to
be threes up when Dell Earnhardt was not anymore the guy but he, uh,
you and I don't have this feature. Clearly, we'd like to welcome
Christina Ray and Steve Shackle Start up Steve hell, you guys seem like people
who have cars that you can start from your house. I do not have
remote start. You don't know a remote start. That's what it's called,
is remote start. I like to get ahead of it though, yeah,
right, the automatic get ahead of it, ahead of it. You don't
have that on your fancy boy. I don't, but I do have the
automatic heated seats and steering will without even telling it to. It just does
it automatically. And it's no time. Yeah, until it's July and I'm
driving and you realize your ass is a blaze. It doesn't come on then,
but no, it hits if it does. If it's a certain degree
outside, it just comes on an automatically, not one hundred degrees outside.
It's been on in summer, yes, user er I think. I mean,
your buck's cold. It's sensing cold, but it's trying to compensate.
Yeah, are you sure you don't have it? I bet your car has
mobile start maybe, but I don't think so. Cheap compass is tough as
if we have the same car, I definitely do not. You're a couple
of years behind me or ahead of me. What do you call it mobile
start? No, you called it the remote start. I'm automatic get ahead
of itempas. I'll just write automatic get ahead of it o EM jeep compass
remote start. It might be an optional feature. It will depend on the
trim level she has, Mike, excuse me, that's right, not when
I'm here. I'd imagine she has a latitude. I don't know. I'd
have to go take a look at the back. Sir. We'll punch you
in the nose if you bring up her trim level again. So what are
y'all doing today? Girls? Here to work? Oh? Yeah, we
should probably give you the rundown. I thought it was the Ben and Skin
show. I was told are they playing pickleball in the hallway? I don't
know what Ben's doing. Skin is actually in a meeting with Zach right now.
So the principal's office, he's getting a swat, which just came on.
What if he walked in there and Zach was giving skin a swat like
a like a nun on his fanny a spanking and Finn just had his pantsies
down a little, just kind of taking it. No more eating on the
air, No, Like, no, I deserve the it's I'm saying,
no, a full thirty on the boost infinite. I like the idea of
getting in trouble if we did have to go like an old school principal,
just to see how it would go. Who would be in there in the
most getting spanked detention? Yeah, for breaking rules. I think it's more
about pain tolerance when you get into the corporal punishment world. Thank you,
ZACHM have another. I remember a coach. I got one swat, maybe
two, and I remember kind of like you be cool man, like,
who are you trying to impress here? I know you have to do this,
but you don't have to swing. Yeah, you know, because at
least it's a mark on your bottom. Yes, all I did was hopping
the back of so much truck and we went to Assips to get a burrito.
Yeah, I was hungry. That's what I've been sorting to. Want
to run around the park with the rest of the football team. Right,
I needed to eat. It's two a days. I was at the whole
bit. The first one should be enough. Look we suck. Let's face
it, look at us. Is this gonna help? All small? Me?
Practicing twice today is really gonna helps? We're all small, all so
small. Oh that's sad. I didn't take showers those that's the reason I
quit athletics. You don't want to hang on with the boys? Cruise?
Come on? Why does everything have to be a towel? Snap there?
And then just just the worst thing? Because runs this land? Yeah,
I don't much have been, but he's running on in twenty Four's fine?
What is that? We'll be talking about eleventh thirty five? There we go?
That is a tea? Really, Diosaurus getting horny? Are we dressing
up like dinosaurs? That would be try serratops? Ye know? Was it
furries for? Yeah? That's for off air? What do you want me
to put my cops that you always make on? Right now? Put on
my dino helmet? Soly have to put the tail. Get the VCR tape
of the TV show Dinosaurs and sell it on. Play the song, tuck
the elbows into the T shirt the whole room. You can go shorter with
the arms, not the mama. Yes, not the mama. Do it
like baby does it fine? That was one of the weirdest TV characters ever,
the baby Dinosaur on Dinosaurs. Yeah, but more on that in the
coming weeks. It was funny years ago when our old friend Monty who worked
at the other station, we realized that he looked like the baby dinosaur kind
of And now I can't undersee it. I'm fixturing it that. Oh no,
there tis there. Wait, so you guys have skin today? Did
he his whold tiny bag of leftover turkey? The saddest bag of food I've
ever seen? Maybe that's why he's not here. He's gonna come in here
at the sore bottom because he's got spanking so dino sex at eleven Town yep.
And then we got Kavanaugh joining us for the nooner. Even I don't
talk Oh yeah, no one wants to hear me talk sports. I might
reissue that scrabble joke from earlier though, that was really solid, pretty good.
Will you will you use it on your kids? And record it tonight.
I will use it on my children tonight. It'll be outstanding, all
right. We challenged anyone to use the joke on your kids and see how
it how it goes if you want to hear the joke again. Oh,
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom
could spell disaster. Why is no one laughing? Why aren't you laughing at
me? Was no one ever laughing at me or enjoying anything I say?
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