From the Mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots
Jeep Wrahm. It's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and welcome.
Thanks for getting your pot on. Thanks for telling a friend. That's
how he spread the word about the pirate ship one person at a time.
I haven't seen Danny in about four days. Paul Kevin goes, what's going
on? Are we grounded? Is that what you said? Are you grounded?
What are you grounded? And then he goes, no, my uncle
died and we're like, oh, Dan, yeah, that's what happens.
He's seventy nine years on. I'm sorry here. I appreciate that he was.
My father had five other brothers. Yeah, he was the coolest one,
the one who passed away. He was like the Fonds. He's like
got another jake a yeah. Yeah. He was one of those, you
know, very soft, book of very quiet, older, younger than your
dad a little. My dad was the youngest. But funny story. He
told me a story at my cousin's wedding. And my father never bragged about
anything, and he owned two corvettes at one point. My father, I
know, right, yeah, yeah, back of the seventies, a steel
worker could own one, not one, but two corvettes, right, And
my uncle Joe just randomly says, yeah, there's a corvette. Was he
was outside smoking, out outside talking to him. We're Nortred Park. It's
Columbus Day weekend. The Bills had a road game, so they decided to
have a cheap wedding near the stadium because, like they was affordable. And
so my cousin has his wedding. I performed the ceremony. We're outside,
he's smoking, we're talking. A white corvette drives me by it. He
goes, looks like the one your father sold the Rick Martin. I go,
wait, what because yeah, Rick Martin and the Sabers. I go,
yeah, the French Connection. I go wait my father, Yeah,
you're dead. My father sold the Corvette to Rick Martin and the Buffalo Sabers
goes, oh, yeah, you just know that. We should have played
the game of Does Bill know who Rick Martin is? Well? Wait,
I know, Ricky mar Well no, there was there was, uh you
are, yeah, there you go. The Solstice, not a Corvette.
The Saber they had three players called the French Connection. Drive was something electric
buddy French French French Canadians who played for the Buffalo Sabers, Gilbert jimbar Perrout
and see that I would have known Rick Martin and I forgot the three Robert.
That's right. And Rick Martin died about ten years ago in a car
accident, not in the corvette. Oh but break my uncle just casually just
tell me, yeah he sold. He's just show me the paperwork and everything.
Oh my father ever told me that he was? Well? Yeah,
because no, your father didn't brag about He didn't brag about stuff. I
brag about him. Yeah, but he didn't brag. That's good, that's
all right. And then Kevin says that, uh, I think there's a
homeless guy in the bathroom. And I saw it picked up seventy three quarters
off the toilet paper and dispenser and the floor for the guy because he could
barely move. Well, he can barely move. But I don't know if
he was here for Chinese food. He walked by you, you know what,
you might be right. He walked by earlier and he came out.
He walks like Frankenstein. And then he came back and so, and he
gave me a wave, so I waved back, and then he went into
the I thought he was going to the Chinese restaurant. He's definitely in the
bathroom, oh boy. And and you said he shipped up. It looked
like you shout up his back because there was brown stains up his back unless
it's like come on from a bike, from a bike like mud definitely didn't
smell. Did you get in there and smell it? What it smelled like?
You just assumed. I'm gonna tell you something. I know what the
bathroom smelled like when I walked in there. Let me tell you. I
think that there is so much well so much obviously with smell, but sight
like you see something and you remember the smell, and so then it smells
like that like if I yeah, yes, yes, it smells like vomit,
Well depends, Yeah, you know what I'm reminder, you're you're reminder
reminder ship up. If I see brown up somebody's back and it's a homeless
guy, oh ship And then I could even smell it as I walked out
of there. Well, you're also in a bathroom. But I've also seen
ship up backs. I've changed diapers in the past, so have I but
I'm just saying, man, it seems like almost like it's physically impossible change
the diaper. Baby change, They'll shoot right up to their ear low,
I swear to God because they're wearing onesies, so you know the gravity it
pushes it up. Gravity, well, gravity would pull it down. But
okay, so the diaper, the diaper goes for physics are we doing over
here? Laura? By the way, Laura on the Challenge podcast tonight,
the the organizer, you can get her to organize, Yes, it is.
There's a baby up there, baby up there and its ship, so
the yes, the force right, it goes up there back too soon.
I'm thinking, like the diaper and then the onesie how it holds it in?
So yes, and then you get a gas up here popping a cork
on a champagne bottle just blows out. It's nasty. We used to I
used to have uggy how many Huggies? Like if someone was there was a
blowout, I go, how many Huggies we got? Did you ever get
did you ever get the diaper? Change? And then realize it was midship
still still going. Probably it has been a long time, so I don't
I don't remember I got We all have boys, so I guarantee we've all
been p I've never been you. I'm smart enough to put the well,
yeah, the cover, or or got pissed on the first diaper home.
Well, you were standing next to so it was rare. I think I
did get pete on. I think I even got pete on when they were
older and learning to pee and they're like all exciting. They turn and go,
hey, okay, but you're now you're pissing on my leg and get
back into the leg training. My younger son took a ship in my yard
one time because he was playing puppy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, well
that's okay because it last week. As a teenager, I used to play
bombs Away, where I would climb up a tree and take a ship and
try to hit a certain mark. And then I used to climb to the
top of a stall in the bathroom in high school and I would ship from
up there to see if I could hit the Yes, couch cut and so
yeah, and then I sniffed couch kitchens. Whenever I saw my friend's hot
mom come by, I would run in and pick up the couch because you
goes your mom was here, move, Corey Perry pulled. Okay, you've
got it. You said that to me. I saw something on t TMZ
and Corey Perry is obviously he's a hockey player for the Blackhawks, the Chicago
black Fish name with the Docks. He got fired, he got cut,
unreleased UNA. The rumor is that he was slept with some sexual relations with
the number one overall picks mom on the mom's trip last weekend. Wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait. Cont b Dard was the first overall pick
last year and apparently Corey Perry smashed his mom and that on the annual mom's
trip. So what's the annual mom's trip? They do a thing every year
all most teams will do it where they bring all the moms to the players
and they go on a road trip with them. They do one for the
fathers too, usually the black all teams, most of them do it.
Okay, all right, I didn't know this. Did you know this?
I know I never heard about this with the NFL. Look that I'm not
a big hockey guy. Well, baseball probably does it too. I've never
heard of it with Bay. Well, you know what, basketball is kind
of cool that we stop it, stop it, stop it. But the
so hockey they had a mom's trip and he wound up banging his mom.
Well, Corey Perry is an older, older kid. He's been around for
a while, so he may be pretty close to his that Connor Bard's mom's
age because the kid's eighteen. Yeah, is Connor Bernard's mom married? I
don't know, okay, uh, and so gotta be gotta be. You
don't like single moms don't have these great hockey prospects that are taking number one
overall out of their family. Even if the family got to stay together just
for the kid. Typically there's a father Connor, but b E D N
A R D. I believe it is hockey families at least wait till college
before I got a Connor Connor Bedard mom just popped up. Yeah, Blackhawks
games, says Corey Perry. Cut unrelated to sleeping with Connor Baard's mom.
So now I want to know fantastic all right, what happened to Corey Perry
and superstar Connor Badard's mom. Melanie, The general managers of the Chicago Blackhawks,
has addressed the rumors that Corey Perry's dismissal from the team was in relation
to Connor Bernard's mother then that was ten hours ago, but TMZ is reporting
that he said it was not. This is saying it was, but I
can't fund a source for it. It's just gonna uh, didn't violate the
hundred mile rule. I don't know. But the memes have been great.
How he did your mom? There was all of them. Yeah, unrelated.
I'll send you some of my favorites later. Dan, that's okay,
I'll pass. Thank you. I can trust you. You sent me some
before and I was like, wow, you have some disturbed friends. So
this is true. This is pretty interesting. The general manager still is it
still Bowman? Is that still the gem? Scottie Bowman? The son not
say, doesn't say, it says. But here's what I want to know
about. Is she married? Is Connor Bernard's mother married? Let me see
that. Well, usually they show the whole family when they get drafted,
right, that doesn't mean they're married, like the Gronks weren't married when Gronk
was drafted. The whole family. That all right? So Corey Perry has
a wife. According to seven hours ago, who is Corey Perry's wife,
and it says everything we know about it almost looks like I want to go
in Blockney. But are even like like that that bit, that Keen Peel
bit. It's uh Blakeney Perry. The two have been married for over eight
years. Chicago Blackhawks all but over. The left winger can count on the
support of his wife or he was recently placed in unconditional waivers Da da da
da engaged and conducted is unacceptable and violated the terms of his contract. Do
they have a you can't bang the rookies? Mom? Do they have that
in the contract? Maybe they'll be like hazing the move. She's forty five.
He's got to be probably late late thirties. Yeah, he looks like
I think he's thirty seven. Wow. So it's not like I can't imagine
having a cue. Yeah, actually I can't. My mother was about my
age when I went off to college. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Holy Kyle, Right really it's home now yep year old. Although Corey's time
in Chicago's all all right, So I don't know, it doesn't seem like
it's the age range that's you know, the scandal. It's no, it's
effect that you're married and well, no, but the mom. Yeah,
but you bang, you bang Melanie? You can't bang Melanie? Why not?
Well, how weird she was sorry. The GM is Kyle Davison has
had no choice but to addressed to No, you're right, but either way,
but then everybody on the team knows the locker room ship could go bad.
You could have. I mean, ask any guy in here. If
if somebody went up to Danny and goes, hey, hey, buddy,
and Bill banged your mom, he'd want to kill me, wouldn't you?
And I just I just found information on the spouse. Can you guess what
problem. Let's see if we can guess he's Canadian. Let's see if we
can guess what the occupation is, the occupation of the spouse, his father,
of his dad, Yes, his dad was a He wasn't hockey player,
so I'll give you that, but he was. I don't think he
was a I don't think he was a big name pro. But his actual
real job, he was a He was a lumberjack. He was a lagger,
a lumberjack. That's right, you know. I didn't. I didn't.
I was trying to see. I was just guessing. Well, you
made it so obvious. You guess better at that than you do it closest
to the freaking PI fuck off. I won the other day. I won,
and I got two I did. I got two holes in one two
on that one. But everybody else got a hold one except for Mark in
the one question. Yes I know, but I got two. I got
one and then that one. You guys do a show Sunday too. Uh
No, I listen to the podcast that you're I've been Really his uncle died.
You know, how rude are you business? That's that's this guy's your
uncle died, and this is what happens. And it's very sad that I'm
curious. I'm very stuck on this mom thing because the moms are. I
mean, look, you had what's his name, Zach Wilson from the Jets
sleeping with his mom's best friend. Hot moms. You know that guy,
that guy who does that's going on with you ladies in your thirties and forties.
You're bagging these younger guys. That guy who's that, who's the comic
who does my Big Fat Friend sings that song? He should do your mom's
friends. You should do like a remake. No, I'm asking like he
should do that. I'm saying he should do that, Like who is the
guy who sings that that was? Oh, put you on the spot anyway,
that guy should do a remake for Zach Wilson. He's got nothing else
going on in his life right now. But did you see who's back throwing
today? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, they know why because they gave him
to you want to come to the Jets, You want to go to the
Jets, buddy, We'll give you whatever you want. He's not gonna play
this year. He's nuts, He's nuts, He's nuts. He's gonna play
this year. Just to just to say, you know what, I'm that
fucking good at getting healthy. He may darkness may be like a way for
him. If he is, I'm sending a zero blitz on him just to
prove a point, which is what I don't know everybody. I'm just not
a fan of Aaron Rodgers. I'm just not. But because everything's about Aaron
Rodgers. It's all about Aaron Rodgers. He's disingenuous and he's an attention whore,
and this is all about like just look at me, look at me.
You will have Aaron Rodgers to come here one time and just be the
nicest guy in the freaking world. That Danny. We can be like narcissistic,
he's disingenuous. Just go back and interviews. He's just he's gotten coaches
fired. He's just it's all about it's never Aaron's fault. It's always somebody
else's fault. I lost respect for Aaron Rodgers winning the championship game against the
Niners. Right, they're down two touchdowns. He hands the ball off to
his running backs. Running back fumbles the ball, just throws up his hands.
Instead of diving for the ball, he just watches the Niners jump ons
like, yeah, whatever, I give up. He's gonna bank Conner Bernard's
mom. Next, I want to see what Melanie Bernard looks like. She's
a good looking lady. Oh, I would assume she's gotta be. Well,
this is terrible. Okay, now let's say it didn't happen. All
right now, Lauris, since you're here, your uh Corey Perry's wife.
Okay, it didn't happen, But the rumors are out there, the headlines.
TMZ's got it as a headline. All this shit. How do you?
How do you handle it? There is no way that it is out
on the internet and it didn't happen. Oh, yeah, she's it's probably
not now. She's pretty. I mean she's a pretty older lady. But
she looked maybe she's gottahistic location that you know Corey Perry, Well, she
probably was friendly and you know, he goes, hey, I'm the veteran,
we're going here. Wow. I mean I believe it, you do.
Yeah, so if that happened, then what do you do? Do
you believe it? Is that something you can work through as a couple.
I've known people who have I just don't know each other. Well, it
depends on that. I mean, is she with him because she loves him?
Is she with him for money? Like, I don't know this couple.
I don't follow hockey so well they've been married for eight years. Yeah,
I don't know. If they have kids. I don't know, but
you gotta assume. I believe that there's a lot of celebrities or sports players
that when they travel, their wife's know that they're going to cheat. Well,
that's why that was the big joke with the Amirks with the one hundred
mile rule, and the story was that if you would then if you're a
hundred miles away from home. You can do whatever you want, which is
a horrible way to live. I think, yeah, but there was that
wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Understand. Hey, I'm a pro
athlete, so you're gonna have to live with that, Okay, as long
as I can stay married to you and have your money. Oh yeah,
we're good here. More than enough people have that arrangement. I'm sure of
it. Yeah, because like you know that famous phrase from Chris Rock,
You're only as faithful as your options. Again, another horrible way to live,
but that's what some people do. I think that the uh, well,
when you I don't know, maybe you get older and you start to
see that one person that's with you is so much more than just a soft
place to land, you know what I'm saying. It's so much more than
just the sex. It's the other stuff. But I always believe that like
the cheating part is just like another symptom of like the bigger picture of something
being wrong. It isn't just oh they cheated, It's always there's something,
there's other pieces in place. Like when my first wife, when I found
out about her metson around that was like the final for all. I mean,
it was like there was enough evidence to like just say, dude,
I can't be in this relationship anymore. So, I mean like there's something
broken in that relationship that he's going to go off and do that. Can
we can we play hack Bill here real quick and see if you can figure
this one out too? Yeah. Perry was known for his goal scoring ability
and earned him which nickname? Uh? Which nickname? Perry was known for
his goal scoring ability slipping past the goal slash. You can play too,
Dan if you want, let's see slapshot mother mother pucker? Was Scory Perry.
Oh, Scory Parry. That's terrible, That's awful. I would have
never come up with that was low hanging fruit just sit right in front of
us. That a hack? Yes, he did say, Well, no,
you said hack Bill? Is what you say is your hack too?
Thank you? The okay, I don't see anything with that has him with
having children? Yeah, I didn't see anything, So no children and then
was married since I think I don't think you can't have even in Major league
when Dorn's wife goes and bangs Charlie Sheen's character right, and he didn't know
and like, then they're separated immediately, it's gonna be a problem. It's
gonna be a problem in the locker room if you sleep as it was white,
or if you sleep with their mom. Well, there was a problem
with a see go back, here's a problem with modern society. You know
it's the only one. No, so, yes, this is the only
problem the Bible talked about. No, this is the only proble. Talk
about Corey Perry. Yes, it was in twenty three, was in levitic
No, that was a New Testament story. But go ahead. The I
think the problem is that if you go back to when my grandmother was in
her forties and fifties, she looked like she was a woman in her forties
and fifties, and she acted like that. She had dressed like it.
She got shorter hair, and she got this, she became like, and
your grandparents starts sleeping in separate beds, separate room. They didn't. This
grandparent didn't. But yes, my other grandparents were always in separate pets.
Right, So I like it cold, well, I like it hot,
go upstairs. So the uh but now you know there's hormones, there's botox.
Oh yeah, like everyone you start looking good. You get your testosterone
shots, You get your estrogen shots, you get all this. We're living
longer, staying younger. And where where's the largest I mean you you actually
are like older than Wolford Brimley and Cocoon right now. You do not look
anything like Wolford Brimley looked like the Quaker oats guy. Our entire existence.
Really don't have diabetes. Yeah right, like you don't like, you know,
like you don't look like your age. Let's put that way. We
look younger at least I hope I do than what we are. Well,
it's good skincare, yeah right, moisturize, moisturized and give ye all right.
Uh, there's a lot of things happen, yes, sir, well,
there is a there is a famous story. I'm not gonna name name.
Oh, don't do that. You gotta name names. Is it local?
Yes, well but an hour away? Oh nowur west here there was
a hockey team in the nineties, Yeah, where the goaltender's wife ended up
supposedly having an affair with the head coach. I'll say, oh, yes,
it was uh Nolan right, ted Dolan ted Nolan and I don't know
dominic Kashrick's wife, Dominic Kashick's wife. That was the story. Didn't speak
English, that was, that was the story. Irustrated he never understood her.
You think our good friend Keith, who does some hockey stuff for us,
went up to Ted Nolan at one of the games. We were sitting
in a suite. Hey, Ted, how come you're never any of the
Sabers alumni stuff. What happened? And what happened? Knowing full well the
story? Yeah, and what did he say? He's like, oh,
you know, just busy, just busy. Yeah, because once that goes,
I mean, look, you really can't go back if that, you
know, you destroy people's lives in a way. I mean you do,
you know, but you can't. That was That was rough for for for
a lot of people. Yeah, but haven't been names on twenty years because
no one's ever really publicly talked about. Oh I thought, I think I
thought we did? Did we? Yeah? Well, because it came in
as a general manager, we should ask him about that. Yes, he
did, that's right. Ted asked him about obviously, No, but he
was he was the and that was before he became the head coach of the
Sabers Gas that's right, that's right, all right. Well, uh we'll
take a moment, Uh, P Diddy, what's going on? Yeah?
You know this, you know this story? Yep? Okay, good,
Maybe you can fill in some blanks here, some gaps A long way P
Diddy apparently is I don't know. Some people are starting to bring up the
fact that his wife died mysteriously of some type of pneumonia back in twenty eighteen,
and he's now Jimmy, Well, he just settled a lawsuit with his
recent girlfriend and I'll tell you why. And now another woman is bringing charges
against him. And I have audio of his former head of security saying a
whole bunch of ship. Yeah. Yeah, there's three women who have accused
him. Yeah. Is there a third now accused him of uh trying to
kill them? No, I'll wait till I tell you. Well, here's
what I want to tell this. I want you to think about what what
do you think that he would be accused of? Okay? And I've already
heard another rumor about Diddy for years that he was gay, Okay, that
he was he was conspicuously gay. Okay, I don't that has not been
none of this like like uh, Dwight Howard and that whole thing about him
and the transgender and all that his his the mother of his kid is out
going. Look, it's confirmed everything I have ever said. So I don't
know. She was on some vowel TV. What is Vale TV? He's
ah, I think he's a rapper who like he does these documentaries and shows
and podcasts and stuff. Well, he had her talk and some stuff,
but we'll get into the PDP TV. What did I say Val? Well,
it was a little mixed up my head. I'm dyslexic, where my
buddy says diallexic. We'll take a moment, but first, I've been telling
you about Cobblestone on Maine for a while now, and I keep telling you
it's a great place to get away and have kind of an intimate dinner.
We'll say that it's great, great food, fantastic bar that's upscale. You
can hang out and get craft cocktails. They have a fall cocktail menu,
or actually a winter cocktail menu. I just saw the one. They're outside
it's pretty much winter. And somebody then writes on their Facebook page, we
went last night, and I haven't stopped thinking about the food ever since.
Everything including appetizers and entrees was all delicious and could tell was fresh. High
quality drinks were also awesome with choices. I wasn't expecting to have his options
that from Ashley. How cool is that? It's exactly what I'm telling you.
And here's somebody else that says, yeah, I went there, had
the same experience. So don't take my word for it. Take Ashley's word
for it, and be sure to follow Cobblestone on me and on Facebook and
experience them in person at one on nine West Main Street in the village of
Webster. Full Send Skiing Outdoor and Canandaigua knows. You can hear this,
it's the mountains calling. But is your gear read? You will send CEO
Zach Hallett says, people don't realize how important it is. You know,
your skis, your snowboards, everything needs to be serviced every year. Full
Sense Skiing Outdoor. We'll make sure your gear is in the perfect condition for
the conditions. It's very important to get that stuff done before the season because
when the snow falls, everybody wants to get out there. You don't want
to be put on a delay. That's now is the time to bring your
gear into full Send Skiing Outdoor one seventy five Main Street, Canadagua or call
five eighty five three four zero seventy four sixty nine. When the snowfalls,
we want you out there and enjoin the sport. So we make sure that
we have us through the five day turn around and start the season with your
gear in top shape with full Send Skiing Outdoor. See more at full Send
Skiing Outdoor dot com. Yeah that's right, answer those and everyone. I
don't get this guy. I just don't get it. Check out. It
seems like yesterday we used to rock the show. I laced the track,
you lock the flow, so far frominging on the flop to dough no tories.
They got to know that if they know what's what it seemed to be.
Words can't express what you mean to me. Even though you're gone,
we're still a team through your family. I fel breaks me back and wait
to see if you open up the gates for me. Womenis sometime tonight that
he took my friend trying to black it out, but it played four years
had it's come out in radio. I don't know. I know you still
live in your life like all the songs were like rip off of somebody else's
stuff. In fact, Sting's kids didn't even know that he actually wrote this
song? Is that great? And he gets like five grand a week or
something like that for the success? Yep he does. Where's that money coming
from? Uh? I guess get played all over the world. I don't
know. Good for him, Yes, A rock. So there. I've
been told by somebody about this stuff going on with with P Diddy and the
fact that his girlfriend in twenty eighteen died at home. I think she was
forty five. I don't know, maybe maybe she's the mother of three of
his kids. It was his wife actually right, and she died Kim is
her name, And I was kind of like huh, and they go,
yeah, more and more was coming out about all this P didty P Diddy,
And I'm like, all right. So then I go and I see
stuff today about P Diddy and all these accusations against him from his head of
security and his ex girlfriend current ex girlfriend. So it says the ex head
of security, Roger Bonds, claims he saved Casey Ventura, who must have
been his most recent girlfriend, and other people from alleged violent incidents that he
says he witnessed firsthand. Casey Sean Combe's ex girlfriend filed a lawsuit against Diddy
two weeks ago, accusing him of Danny What do you think? He was
accused of domestic violence, pattern of control, and abuse. Okay, a
conservatorship on her, like Britney spears, that included applying her with drugs,
beating her, and forcing her to have sex with a succession of male prostitutes
while he filmed the encounter. Wow, hmm, kind of plays into the
theory I had in the last segment. Well, he's at least a cuck
a cuckhold as they call it. Yeah, or he likes seeing her get
I guess that would be yes, But that doesn't make it gay. That
doesn't mean he likes watch another dude do your wife though? I mean,
well, hang on a second, people watching porn Daniel? Okay, yeah,
we know a guy who actually does has like season tickets in somebody's house.
Yes, But I mean, if you're going to pay for something like
that and you're heterosexual, why didn't you evolve like you know something else?
Guy? Like, Look, we just had a whole story where I don't
know why this guy got let go from the black Hawks, but allegedly he
may have banged somebody's mom. They didn't. That guy doesn't want to bang
your mom, they won't. We brought up cases were coaches left teams because
they banged a player's wife. Whatever. That's not something usually other guys want
to see someone with their you know, significantly. Maybe the mom and the
wife banged them. Why are we going to put it on the guys?
Because I think that women have better control over their emotions than guys. Although
I don't know. I have been out and I've seen some women be pretty
very pretty aggressive and aggressive and rude and rude, but they were drunk,
and I don't know, But I think most of the saw that I think
for one of those. Yes, I think some of the but sometimes most
of the time, it's isn't it guys? Wouldn't you say it's guys?
It's usually guys? Yeah, I think the guy normally. Would you never
hear a guy complain like she was hitting on me? Oh, I came
in here and complained she grabbed my crank in the middle of the bar.
I didn't even I mean, you know, I don't feel I feel so
violated. You don't hear guys say that I felt very violent. I've made
my junk grab three times. I stage playing playing in a band would be
like an affair. Kevin's grabbing Danny's job. I'm not surprised. Well,
hello, my tweezers. Uh, most guys, what I feel like if
there's an affair or like you know, sleeping with someone's mom, it's mostly
going to be all leading the situation. So I said no. But I've
also told Kevin I was like, I get hit on by married men all
the time. I don't think that. Do you find that? Do you
find that flattering? Or do you find that disgusting? Disgusting? You?
Do you find it disgusting? Yeah? I know a girl who, yes,
I would almost find it insulting. They know they have to go home
because they don't have to hang out with you for a long that's it.
It's one and done. No, I'm kidding, I don't know. Uh.
Well, Denny had a story another no, back to ditty, let's
get back let's story, So Didty? All right, so there's one.
Then one day later, Casey and Combs announced they had agreed to a settlement.
I don't know how many millions of dollars this would be, but Casey's
walking away with the summer money. Neither disclosed the terms of the settlement,
just that, according to Ditty, they decided to resolve this manner amicably.
It was not amicably in the beginning. Right, Well, that's that's the
pr term for it, right. The other side of this is you could
have put her at risk for all kinds of diseases and things potentially, I
mean, I don't get killed her since they Shawn Combs has been ensued by
another woman who accused him of drugging and sexually assaulting her over three decades ago.
A third woman. Here's you're right, here's your third woman. Laura
then filed another lawsuit against Didie, claiming he and singer songwriter Aaron Hall took
turns raping her in one of her friends around nineteen ninety one of the one
of the women were from Syracuse. One of the women that accused him is
really yeah, it was like a nineties, around nineteen ninety one. Okay,
well they said yeah, around nineteen ninety and it's just probably the woman.
And then there was also something about I think it's Cassie his axe,
Yes, who's also a musician. Okay. She said that he made her
get resting plants and didn't like them, and two weeks later made her get
them removed. Oo ow oh how could oh how do you make somebody you
paying for everything? You must be paying for everything? Yeah, we of
LIBEROCHI he get like he took in that one guy and then he made him
had a fal surgery. Looks like, I mean, that's nuts. These
rich guys they love power, man, They love they love to be They
love that feeling of power. That's what it is. He was powerful because
like, here's the thing, here's the thing. He can only do that
to, like, you know, to certain people. He can't fool like
you know, I mean he's only so high up on the food chain of
power in America, right, I mean, nobody's looking at ditty had taken
him seriously as an American power broker in show business. Maybe in the rapid
history, but even then most like yeah, whatever, you're like a pop
star, get out of here. Okay. So maybe like in his case,
this is his way of getting off because like you know, like springs
to the poor man. I want to be rich, rich man, I
want to be king. This guy, this is his way of like thinking.
He's King Diddy's former head of security, who was named as a witness
to an alleged lawsuit. In Casey's lawsuit wrote last week and and he sends
deleted Instagram post, I'm willing to tell my truth because for so many years
I was quiet. Nothing matters now but family, And then he did record
this. There comes a time when you're in a situation that may seem like
a good situation, but if you not waking up happy, or if you
disgruntle, or you really don't want to be around that person, you find
every excuse to get out of there. And I got diabetes, so my
excuse was I can't be with you every day. I can't do this,
I can't do that. I'm losing weight, I'm doing that. But in
reality, it was I was sick. I was sick of you. I
was sick of everything that was going on around you. I was sick of
having to cover up everything that you did. That's what I was sick.
Cassie spoke on it. She said, yeah, I've jumped on it.
I jumped in between it. That wasn't the only time. It was other
times, and it was other people there, you go so quicker oats,
That's what I mean. Have you ever used an excuse to get away from
somebody you just didn't want to be around them so much? I'm sure everyone
does. I just I don't. I don't like to lie. I don't
like to lie. But I will like come up with something where, like
something truthful to get out of the wait you'll make You'll make something. I
won't make something up. I'll look at like, Okay, what is going
on that's true right now? That I can't be break my toe, drop
that fucking weight on it. Yeah, like it's like it's Vietnam. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, I've got brought it next him a big toe.
Yeah, sorry, mister president, but I can't go to war. I
mean, but yeah, I'm sure I have come up with excuses not to
be around certain people. Yeah yeah, h wait, I think everybody does
that. But this guy is saying you were the head of security. Yeah,
at one point of somebody. I think he's fairly popular, powerful and
like Sea Rock And wouldn't you love to do know what Jennifer Lopez witnessed and
saw back in the day gosh By shooting that I was at his peak.
Right, well, yeah, they were part of a shooting. Yes,
but that was coming at him. This is talking, This is like it
would be abusive to j Lo is what she ran into the arms of Batman?
Again? Yes? Right, even if he used steroids. But yeah,
I mean, yeah, gosh, you know, I mean he's tried
so hard to be a gangster. Well so I think this is his way
of just living that, Okay, but childhood dream. I don't know,
because then there's all these other things. Uh did did he's wife pass away?
Or was she murdered? And the tragic truth about kim Porter's love stories.
I believe she's the mother of three of his kids twins think so,
didn't he have a kid that was I thought he was a college football player.
I thought, p did he had a kid that was close to going
snoop did? I snoop snoop did? But P did? He had a
kid that was involved in sports at a fairly high level. And I don't
remember where, And I thought it was football, and and did he like
he would show up at the games and they, uh yeah, the guy's
changed his name so many times. Man. Yeah, I mean, look,
if there's there seems to be a pattern here with this guy and the
fact that you had to settle, you know, settle this case out of
court instead of just like letting you know. So when he first met this
woman, Kim, she was in a relationship with Albi Sure remember the Alvi,
the R and B singer Uh. The two son. The two welcome
son Quincy before the relationship came. Before that relationship came to an end,
and Kim's whirlwind romance with Diddy began. The two announced in romance in ninety
three, the same year Diddy welcomed his son Justin with this other woman.
He has a kid, Justin. Justin was the defensive back at u c
l A the Greg Connors of l He was a defensive back. I knew
he was some which is high level. Well yeah, a lot of the
celebs kids went to u c l A like snoops kid. All right.
So five years later, Kim and Ditty's first child was born that was Christian
and then, however, the couple split the following year. The breakup result
in a nasty child sport battle, but their love story and then there.
Not long after did he ended his relationship with Uh Jennifer Lopez in A one
Kim and did he get back together? That's when they had the twins.
Yeah, And then outlets confirmed that Kim was found dead in her home November
fifteenth, twenty eighteen, at the age of forty seven. An autopsy later
diagnosed it was uh some kind of pneumonia and confirmed that she had died of
a severe lung infection. It's weird. Let's how Jim Henson died too treatable
pneumonia. Yeah, but this is called but when you say a severe lung
infection, usually that's something that they can nip the think she would have been
in the hospital. Yeah, so who knows. Maybe that body's going to
be exhumed quite soon. So but now the whole thing is did he kill
her? Did he end up killing her in some way or poison her?
Yeah, or poison her out of going to the hospital, so that so
that she did die. Yeah, she had the low bar lowbar pneumonia,
which I've never heard of l O B A R. I assume that I'm
saying it correctly, but maybe not. Uh. I hate to find out
what high barlaimonia is because if they had a nasty custody suit on in the
nineties, then they get back together, have more kids. He doesn't want
to, you know, pay her again. Exactly. Yeah, but there's
a pattern. To your point, I always say look for the pattern.
Yeah, it's not I always go look for the pat Like, why can't
Josh Allen and Gabe Davis get on the same page. That's a gave Davis
a lot of these so called film experts, and Peter Mantiberno agrees, by
the way, that is a Gabe Davis thing. But on these film guys
have come on last couple weeks. No, it was actually it was Davids's
fault. It was or sorry, it was Allen's fault, but whatever.
Not. Allen in that game, and we haven't talked to me, was
absolutely the best player in the NFL. He was the best player in the
NFL, and there was nobody close, including the guy in the field.
He was outing when he was given up Turnal Ruth and also becomes the big
hero at the end of the game. Man, he's so cool under pressure.
Shut up. The guy who was cool under pressure was the guy playing
for the bill. Unfortunately, let's get back to I'll hold this for tomorrow.
Let's get back to Diddy. Let's get back to tomorrow. Diddy is
I mean, it just makes you I don't know. He seemed to be
a guy who transcended pop culture. Did he transcended Well, he invested his
money, Well, he got into vodka, he got into clothing, he
got into he diversified polio. He seemed to transcend. Yeah, and got
into and seemed likable. And now you're finding out this, Well, there
are some people who actually speculated that he and I don't think this is true
that he killed Big to help raise his street credit a little bit. I
don't believe that they were like great friends. But still, I mean it's
yeah, he's always He's one of those people where it seems like trouble seems
to find him a lot, doesn't it. And what would you do if
that's your dad? You're the kid of U C l A. Justin.
I asked Justin Simpson about you know OOJ Yeah, being his dad, right,
I don't love. I would love to tell you the Simpson kids yeah,
oh yeah, the two younger ones. Yeah, now the older ones,
you know, not the older ones, the younger ones. But yeah,
I mean, well, there's a lot of people who speculated when one
of his older son was with him. Yeah, Jason, Jason, they
don't. I don't know if it's true. I don't believe it, but
yeah, I mean that's that's just like eventually. One thing you have to
remember, is it your kids are eventually gonna grow up and you're gonna have
to look them in the eye if you did anything to their mother and the
mother did the father and go, okay, you know, let's let's straighten
this out right now. And he's gonna have to wake up to that one
day, that reckoning, and that might be the worst pain in the world.
Even if he doesn't confess to anything, or even if, in fact,
let's see he didn't do anything. Let's let's let's okay, he's been
let's say innocent until proven guilty. You still have to wake up to that
reality. And if you keep waking up to that reality, then something's got
your change in your life to put those rumors to rest. Sign up for
Dan's Life Coaching. Yeah, Life Coach, You're right, I I I
can trouble keeps finding you. Probably my client today told me that if you
if you come across three people and one day that piss you off, you're
probably the person that's pissing everyone. I'll tell you what. I'm going to
tell you something right now here we go. I don't have at least no,
no, no, I don't. This is what I call Tuesday.
I am a big believer that anything that especially as I've gotten older, anything
that happens to you is your fault. The reason I didn't do the podcast
on Sunday and come back h and do it was I Saturday night, I
thought I had pink eye. So but I woke up Sunday morning and I
just wasn't feeling good, and there were a lot of kids around them,
not allow around a lot of little kids. There's a lot of cousins and
my kids, and and so my hole, the white of my eye was
like swollen out over my eyeball. And I thought, but I was getting
myself all day like annoyed with little things and a lot of little negative no,
no, nothing bad, but just a lot of little And as I
was going to bed, I go, you did this to yourself. You
you caused this to happen. And when I woke up, the swelling was
gone. I didn't have gook cold in my eye together and all this but
I also felt like while on antibiotics and things, pink eye if it was,
and I don't think it was. And I did end up going to
the doctor because I had my son with me. I I thought, I
don't want to be around everybody. It's not fair, right, I want
to show up that we were going to do it at Greg's house in the
game and all this, that's not fair. I don't want to bring that
there. So that's why I didn't do it, and I just did a
best of things. But I think, like to to your point, I
think that it was brought on by me. And I know that that sounds
really weird to people. But I'm even reading a book right now called,
uh, you know, Coping with Myself No More. Hold. Story is
wash your goddamn hands after the Wall bathroom Bill Moran. Yeah, well we're
dealing with here. When we when we talked about the ocular syphilis somebody had,
Yeah, this one Iron Michigan. They found one guy. All these
ladies were shown up with and they had ocular syphilus syphilis of the eye.
Oh my right, So the original herpes of the well, yeah, the
herpes of the eye. Oh, you get herpes in your eyes? So
originally we're thinking maybe he was yeah, yeah, yeah, sprained it in
her face. Yeah, money shot. But uh, it took it took
a female to let me tell you something. Halftime. No, you can't
know. We can't do it. Can't do you do that. I can't
do it. I'm sorry, you can't do that. Just leave, just
leave his mic four days break four days, You're out of practice. I'm
sorry, y yeah right, no, so uh this, but it turned
out that this guy was on the internet, I guess dating sites. It
was women between the ages of forty and sixty at a wide range there actually
not that wide. And that man's name Doug Phelps, and he h he
he wound up having he had syphilis or no, he had herpes, but
never disclosed it but said it was being it was treated or whatever. But
he never disclosed. And I think these women start disretreating. I think these
women thought nothing was happening to them. Yeah, they didn't know or something
was going on, but they weren't sure, and they let it go.
Solong that had got in the eye or could they have been touching him and
stuff and then rubbed their eyes. That can happen too. I wonder if
could that do it? Yeah, you know, because that makes way more
gifts. But I don't. That's syphilism ocular syphilis. So I'm wondering if
that's how gott in their eye like you rubbed your eyes. I just want
to know how you get died to. But they go there were five women
in the same area in Michigan and some doctor goes hang on a second pieces
together all you who was could be doctor. No. I mean, look,
here's the other thing. It is like. I also think when your
older relationships move faster, right, you move faster all of a sudden,
you know. But whatever, But that ocular syphilis is the thing. Just
be careful or were or were they sharing virtual reality goggles and something could be
And Danny I put this forth on the podcast, and I would love to
hear your thoughts. Uh, if you knowingly have if you have an s
t D and you and you have sex with someone unprotected and you do not
disclose it and they get sick, I think you should have to do a
little jail time. I think that's fair, like weekends in jail. I'm
not saying anything bad. Hey, like like a d W I I want
to just put you away for a couple of weeks you have happened before what
I had. I want to say that they're I don't know who you're friends
with situation, and this is one of the highest rates of gonnerie in the
entire country in Rochester. Yeah, I think Rochester is syphilist, thanks Brockport.
But no, there is like there's I swear there's been like court cases.
Maybe I don't needs and sleeps around well, yeah, because you could.
Yeah, absolutely, you could kill someone. I'm talking about s t
D though. If you get get her talking about the crab crab age could
end your life, just ruin your weekend. No, I definitely. I
mean I don't know if prison is my thought like mass incursor no, no,
jail, jail he's saying jail time, no, no, not massing
courser incarceration. I'm saying, we like if you get expressway, yes,
yeah, but the weekends, the weekends are they're not a real weekend.
It's just forty eight hours, so you could go in on a Monday and
get out on a Wednesday. Whatever works. They try to make it kind
of fit your schedule or their scaled But I'm just saying a little something to
make you go, hey, man, next time, either wrap it or
wrap it and say your tool. Yeah. But the problem is like,
well, we have a friend that once told us that things were going hot
and heavy with the chicken. Then she goes, hey, by the way,
I have heard pies and he's like, that's where Bonters went to die.
Like he's I was like, yeah, you're not. It's cool,
it's cool, it's cool. I'll be back in a minute. You got
to get out of there. Why do you leave a scotch? All right,
well, uh, we'll take a moment. One more thing from TMZ,
and I think this one is interesting. Yeah, I don't know why
I fell it. Yeah, that's a big thing. But being like,
if you're divorced and your fat, your ex is involved with someone, but
you have kids, are you friendly with the new the new person that comes
into the life. Now, I've known people who have done very well with
that, and it seems to be, I guess, the mature thing to
do, but it would be a little odd. I think I'm not sure,
but I'll tell you how you look at it. Yeah, I think
it's telling it how you look at it. But I think that the other
person also has to play a part in this. Yeah, we'll get into
that next. Plus I want to touch that nerve of the Buffalo Bills with
Danny again. That was just too much fun. All right, Great,
we'll get to it all next. But first Comedy at the Carlson welcomes the
extremely funny Rich Ironovitch this weekend. Will be there Thursday night at seven thirty
and then two shows Friday and Saturday night seven and nine, both nights.
Rich he saw my mom topless. He may not remember that. And I
saw him years before that. I'm walking through Soho on a Tuesday night and
people were going, hey, free comedy show, free comedy show. I
go in and there was a writer from the Chris Rock Show when he had
that HBO show. And then Rich Ironovitch got up and it was about fifteen
people and he killed and I go, that guy's got it. Go see
him this weekend Thursday, two shows, Friday, two shows Saturday. Lock
those tickets down for the extremely funny Rich Ronovich at Carlson Comedy Dot com e
TB's wood Fired Pizza and Grill in the Mullick Grease Ridge. Did you know
Phelps Cement carries a variety of fireplace products for installation or repair work, from
chimney block, flues and caps, to simple maintenance products like gas getting firebrick
and heats, not mortar, even wood, gas impellat venting for all your
installation needs. Stop in today at five South Newark Street and Phelps Phelps Cement
products. We have, y'all, levens. That's okay. I thought a
little wild time, had jug me gone? Let me just get to the
chorus. I guess you could have scout yourself. You wrong? But did
you have a change, Mickey? Don't? I was, I couldn't find
it anyway, I never mind, all right? Was Chevy? Did Chevy
Chase sit in with these guys? Steely Dan? So, Steely Dan went
originated at Bard College? Okay. Bard College is where my mother does adult
ed programs, so she's also one of the most defensive schools in the United
States. Yea, she lives very close to Bart and that's where Chevy because
I called him Chevy, and an interviewer goes, it's Chevy, you idiot?
Yeah, and then I so, I wasn't sure, so I just
burst out laughing because I just thought it was funny. And he we went
on had a great interview. But I think at that point if I had
gone fuck you, like he was testing us. But I loved it.
Uh, he was. He went there too, and I think he did
play drums in the band maybe was sort of okay. And then he went
on to do He was a writer for Saturday Night Live and then got in
front of the camera before they actually launched the first season. He was part
of it. And then he got so big so fast. As he said
in the interview with us, he left too soon, and he went out
to California for a woman and then it didn't work out. Oh wow,
okay, Yeah, it was interesting. There's stories about him on community like
they eventually just wrote him off. He's a pain in the as. Yeah,
yeah, he's Joel Mcha hated dealing with him. Yeah, he gets
he's a pain in the ass. He's an old pain in the ass.
That's what it is. He had his own show like before Letterman on CBS.
Yes, I think it was before or after Pat's Sayjack had a show
just bombed. He did, Uh, Mike Seaver, who was the U
the dad? Oh th Thicke at Night, Thicket Night or something like that.
I watched that a new Park Thicket night. There was Thick at Night.
There was the Bad Say Jack Show, Rick D's after D's after Dark
had a show, He's after Dark, Magic Johnson. These are all like
the fail that was the greatest. I forget what that was. You forgot
what's his name? Toy? But he was, so was Magic. They
were on Fox, but Chevy was on CBS. Wasn't he I don't know
where Fox. I don't know where he was. But I'm thinking the ones
that failed. And I actually thought Arcinio had a nice run. He did.
He had a good run. He was successful. That's what he remembered
for. But he had he had, he did good interviews. I thought
his stuff was And I don't know why he drove it off the donkey,
no idea. It came back a few like probably seven or eight years ago.
He was back on Fox for a hot minute. Yeah he was,
Yeah he was for a second. It just wasn't gonna work this time.
But yeah, I'll think of all those failed late night shows. Oh.
Stephanie Miller, who used to be here in Rochester on morning radio. Uh,
she had a very unique show in syndication where it was round tables like
a nightclub, and you had a microphone on the table there you could ask
questions to the guests on stage. Oh wow, Yeah, it didn't.
It just didn't work. I don't think it had the backing and it might
have been a little bit ahead of its time, to be honest. Joe
Rivers had a show on Fox too, Joan did, but Joan had the
Tonight Show. She could have had the Tonight show, I think, and
then she went on. I think that's why she went the Fox because they
wouldn't give her the Tonight show. Johnny wouldn't because she I think she started
doing something. There was some I don't know. She and Johnny had a
falling out, but she loved ed. McMahon said, you know, but
Johnny and her never talked again after she left whatever. I don't know,
but think about how hard it must be. Oh yeah, because you see
that stuff and then you know, we hear the stuff about fallon m hm
oh yeah, right, the big articles that were just out of have found
there's probably a tremendous amount of pressure on you to do well. It doesn't
work. It didn't work. Saw certain irishman backstage at the Macy's parade this
year. Yeah, yeah, I didn't see that. It was on the
Book of Face. Oh, he facetimed me, but he facetimed the next
the next day bottle bar with Austin who won Jeopardy, and he had been
up here a couple of years ago. He was all over Jeopardy a few
years but he was a friend of Damien's. And then he sent me pictures
of Thanksgiving dinner. I just saw him at I think he might have been
on one of the floats. Is that why Ireland's on fire right now?
I don't know. He said that, Yeah, he was down there last
year too, so I think he was on a float this year because it
looked like he was standing on some float of Probably Jimmy was on Jimmy Jimmy
singing, Yeah, most likely. All right, So, speaking of celebrities,
I see this and it's it's somebody. Everybody rolls their eyes when you
mentioned Gwyneth Paltrow and her nickname is the Ice Queen, her candle but she
doesn't know she's got candles to smell like her vaginas she's got but I don't
No. I never hated her and I always liked her. Mom, her
mom U is it Danner blythe Danner light Danner Okay, you would know,
you would totally recognize her. She's she was the mom and Meet the Fockers,
Meet the Foxers. Oh, oh okay. So Gwyneth Paltrow is holding
hands with the Coda Johnson. Why is that a big deal? Who's the
Coda Johnson? Coda Johnson? Is that one of those cars? No,
that's Don Johnson's daughter. And she was in Fifty Shades of Gray. She
did all that whole was one of those cars that carm cells other And she's
now in a serious long term relationships with Chris Martin, who is Gwyneth Paltrow's
ex husband. And so they're holding hands, okay and there, and they
have all these pictures and stuff, and I always go, is that weird?
Do you ever? At one point stop and say, hey, does
he ever? You should get him to that too, Bag out the garbage.
But when she got remarried Chris Martin candle Chris Martin gave her away on
her second wedding. Yeah, it's all freaking weird. Why why is it
weird? Maybe it's very healthy or maybe no, maybe it's just a little
messed up, and she just loves getting because she's trying to stay relevant,
so she's got to do stupid stuff. This is TMZ. This isn't up
the business. This isn't her kids. Yeah, she gave up the business
to well the kids are older now, I think too, But she gave
up. Yeah, she does goop. Yeah, like she has like a
magazine and that's where she did her my candle that smells like my vagina?
Right, how many of your clients want that candle? Probably not? Okay,
it's but it's at tension grabbing. Well, wait, hang on a
second, because she's also the one who coined the conscious. Now, hang
on, because I think the way you think is how a lot of people
go. But I'm seeing it a little differently. I am. I'm not
trying to be a hack, to be realistic, that's not that's not I'm
saying that just because a lot of people think it doesn't make it necessarily hack
hack if it's if it's a joke. But I don't think these pictures were
taken for any website. I don't think she I don't know. Maybe maybe
she posted on Instagram, you know, maybe she did. I don't But
everybody that you're in public and you know, but everybody all right, so
let's just but she met see. I actually think like in a way that
if you can have that, it's better for the kids and everybody instead of
having the tension. Oh, dad's new girlfriend's over. Mom doesn't like her.
Better be careful, you know, all that kind of ship you I
mean, I've seen it both ways. I've seen it happy, happy,
and I've also seen okay, neighbors that won't allow them to come anywhere near
to the house, right right, right, which is awesome. Well it
isn't though, because it's it's bad for the kid. Like the thing is,
like you've got to remember that the kids absorb everything, so they're going
to If you're gonna be a human being and go on, you know,
living, you've got to kind of thing, you know, And by that
I mean Gwyneth or whoever gets divorced and you're gonna have other relationships, and
maybe you try to keep them from your kids. I know people whose parents
divorce when they were young and they never saw their parents date anybody and then
found out years later the mom when you know, you were with dad,
she was out on dates or whatever, but this is one where they both
decided to get married to other people. Oh, it seems all right.
And if he walks down the aisle, I mean, I'm with you.
There's a part of me that goes. I don't know that I could,
I would be comfortable, would feel weird to me, and it does feel
a little grand standy ish. Yes, so personally I couldn't do it.
Why can't we be friends? I get along fine with my EXA's girlfriend.
They've been together for a year and a half. I think they're pretty happy.
Like, I have no problem with it. I'm not texting her,
but if I run into her, if I see her randomly, I give
her a hug, like like, hey, how are you. My kids
like her, but they I made them date for six months before he would
introduce my kids to her. Was that in your agreement? Yeah? A
lot of people have that, Yeah, most notably clause four, Like yeah,
she even I know that she thought it was weird because I wanted to
go out with her like one on one before well we had umber one drink.
Would not an interview, but just be like, hey, this is
where I come from, Like Kyle, No, seriously, my one son
has an adhd. I needed to be like maybe like this, and I
know she went back to my accent. Was like, Laura's tried to be
my friend, and he was like, Laura's everyone's friends. Like that's just
how she is. So and then that's the way though, you know.
Yeah, but I mean that's the part of the story you didn't hear was
And I know it's annoying, Yeah, exactly, No, I think it's
annoying, right, annoying everybody. She's annoying. Hey, Danny c who's
gonna run for president of the United States? Telling you right now, wait,
hang on, Mark Cuban, Yeah, And I know he's denying it,
deny it, denying it. But you sold majority steak in the Dallas
Mavericks for three point five billion dollars. He's still gonna be in charge of
the team though, Well, but he's bought it for two hundred and eighty
three million sold his majority steak. Doesn't mean he's out of ownership completely in
terms of percentage, but that is a tremendous amount of money, and it
costs a tremendous amount of money to run for president. He goes, Yeah,
another galaxy, that's galaxies away. That's galaxies away. I don't know.
He might he might. I mean I think, okay, No,
I just I've I've read so much stuff about everything that's going on in Washington,
And ultimately my theory is that the Democrats want to keep Biden running because
they could do whatever they want' he's just mindless, So have a great thiught
it's like we can at Bernie's in the White House, so like the corporate
elite like or like, we can get away with whatever we want if this
guy stays in office. Right, and the Republicans want to run Trump,
but they know that Trump is He's exhausting, right, he governs like Jeb
Bush. He didn't govern the way he said he would. And he burns
so many bridges in Washington that when you call out the FBI and the CIA,
they're gonna come after you and make your life a living hell. And
so like, I don't know who we're gonna end up with, but Cuban
could he could be that guy who comes later. Yeah, he could be
guy. He could be a United It would be interesting. You need somebody
who like knows money because right now we're heading for a market crash. And
you got to have somebody who knows what they're doing. How you push it
every single one of his fucking buttons tonight four days I've missed it. I
like what Danny goes on. I'm not going off though, No, but
I promise to myself. I made a promise to myself after I thought I
went to the hospital a couple of weeks ago. Okay, I'm not going
to get right back in. I'm not going to get riled up about well
ship. You did after that more than once you did. Your wife was
right there, I know, and she reminded me on the way home,
next time you have a panic attack, I was told spicy or like a
warhead something, because your brain can only tolerate one thing at a time.
Wait, wait, wait, wait attack, get a warhead. The sary
Jameson Moran told me this when we had our taste test. Stop it for
this is what I've heard. Yes, really, if you're having a panic
attack, this is a good information. I Danny denies that he was a
No, Danny doesn't deny that it was a panic attack. That is not
true. Danny was not told it was a panic attack by anybody with m
D After their name right, everybody, everybody else, everybody, everybody else.
I've always said, like, there's three diseases that your friends could diagnose,
alcoholism, autism, and anxiety. Okay, hey look at you,
doctor, Uh you know, doctor Moran. You know what I'm saying.
But I just woul doctors couldn't figure it out my wife and you and everybody's
like I said, could it be? Is all? I said? It
wasn't. So I took it. I took it to under advisement, and
I'm like, you know, maybe it was. And you remember that time
when your wife left the room with the doctor and they were talking. Yeah,
they told her it was pic So I have tried my hardest to be
as calm as possible and watch things up and trust trust Jesus. Watching the
fucking news stop. And here's the thing. I don't watch the news.
Well what are you doing there? I watch YouTube and these videos call me
damn videos of course, because you haven't changed the algorithm, Jake, get
out of there. Comedy watch ballet, Watch ballet American or Canadian, your
choice. All right, I saw something and I thought, I thought,
since Laura was coming on tonight, and you do you decorate people's homes and
we're coming around the holidays. The top ten injuries, the top ten er,
yeah, top ten holiday accidents and injuries. What do you think they
are? Well, Danny, give me one, give me one off the
ladder, hanging up Christmas? Okay, slips and falls. Slips and falls,
number one. Slips and falls. That's the number that would be number
one. Kevin, can you come up with one Christmas tree topper up the
ass? Christmas tree topper up the ass would probably be a fall dummy.
So how about going down the time out? Number five? Christmas tree accidents?
Ding? Ding ding? How about going down the chimney? I'm sure
people have tried pulling this crap. I thought somebody it was a book Gremlins
like that was the story. But all right, Laura, what do you
got? Electrocution? Electrocution? You were absolutely right. Electricution. Electrical fires
and electrocution is number four. With lights being put up once a year,
many electrical outlets are being used to their full potential every holidays. Oh you
know what carbon monoxide poisoning because of the chimneys, if like, if there's
a flu out or something like that, or the holidays, if you don't
sweep your chimney and you start those fires up, you could end up.
That is not one. Okay I have Can I go slip and fall due
to noo? Yeah, alcoholic related alcohol related injuries. As people gather to
enjoy time off work during this time of year, there is typically an increase
in alcohol consumption. How about fire. Yeah, unfortunately, let's see,
we had a slip and fall. Number one, alcohol related injuries. Number
two fire, electrical fires and electrocution. We're like heart attacks and strokes through
the stress of the holidays. None of that. I have no idea.
Just actually happened to me. A needle in the eye. A needle in
the eye from Christmas I was hanging so this was actually for work. I
was putting away Christmas decorations for a client, hanging a wreath. Wreath and
a needle fell out, scratched my corner. Okay, Christmas tree accidents they
have here on oneder of that, I phone live. Christmas trees are a
tradition that many families maintained to this day. Keeping them watered is vital while
they are in your home so that you can avoid the hazards of dry Christmas
tree dry trees are much more flammable and can spread fire very quickly, larger
trees. I once was told that if you add sugar to the water,
it helps the tree way quicker. It helps the tree. So I put
sugar in there. Well, I kept putting sugar every day. It coated
underneath and the bottom of the trunk. So now all of a sudden we
have this tree. And we lived in a house that had vaulted ceilings at
the time, and it stayed up for more than four hours. Yes,
so I got a tree, Danny. This thing's gotta be like nine to
twelve feet tall. Now all of a sudden you're hearing because it's drooping.
There's no water getting up. There's a barrier of just sugar over the bottom
of the trunk to entry. So now you a barrier to entry. You
funk off, and then they go all the ornaments are falling off, which,
by the way, number seven, number eight Christmas ornaments, broken ornaments,
right, And so now the tree is dying and I reach in there
and I go, oh my god. So I'm trying to scrape it off.
It's not working. We got to now go get a new tree.
I am so pissed off. I'm trying to take this tree out of wrestling
with the cud. Damn tree. It's like twelve feet high, and all
of a sudden you went boom and the trunk goes right through the wall,
in the drywall. Oh yeah, it was great, It was awesome,
awesome Christmas. It was not my fist, it was the trunk. It
was this when you were doing afternoons or was this yeah, okay, yep.
Allergies about festive plants. Mistle Toe and holly are both plants that are
deeply tied to Christmases, but both are poisonous. That's what you stab them
in your house during like animal holiday season. They are say that you can't
like cats near steps and flooring. This has to be something related. I
would think so too. This could be like most like every day injury batteries
battery operated toys. They're saying the smaller button batteries are easily swallowed by children.
That's number six panic attack on that list, not even oh right here,
choking and food poisoning and panic attacks now choking food poisoning or number three
undercooked somebody, I'll just say undercooked that Yeah, I'm just cooking in general,
baking definitely, I could definitely be I don't know. All right,
we'll take a moment when we come back and Kevin has put together a battle
of the sexes. Okay, it's you and me, all right VERSU Laura.
Okay, I've got one question. I think you have no shot at
but I think you might have it. We talk about the bills too.
That's I have thoughts tomorrow. All right, No, no, no,
we'll touch on the bills for sure. I have touched on the bubby back.
We'll touch on the bills and h uh there was Yeah, we'll touch
it. We'll get to put this battle to section's all right, Next on
warm, but first Jimmy's E's Plates and Shakes. You know, I think
it's fair to say we're fully in the holiday season. If you're looking to
have a unique office party or just a unique party even at your own house,
why not have a plate party with the plate provided by Jimmy Z's Plates
and Shakes. Find out more at plates Andshakes dot com and why you're there,
why not pick up some gift certificates Jimmy's E's Plates and Shakes. Get
a nice gift card hand that to Somebody's a great stocking stuff for a nice
little thing to slide into Christmas card to someone Jimmy's E's Plates and Shakes open
Wednesday through Sunday on Main Street and Brockport and online twenty four to seven at
Plates Andshakes dot com. Victor Chrysler Dodge gep Ram Route ninety six in Victor,
Iron Smoke Distillery at Ironsmokedistillery dot com, and right here in Fairport,
New York has some of the best whiskey that's ever going to pass your lips.
And with the holidays coming, why not at least go to Iron Smoke
Distillery dot com and order some. Maybe just have it on hand in case
somebody stops by and you've got something to give them it sound like you forgot
them or they don't stop. Buy it, keep it for yourself. They
have the Strap Bourbon whiskey. They even have the Special Reserve straight Bourbon whiskey,
or the whole Rattlesnake Rosie line with Pumpkin Pie whiskey, Rattlesnake Rosies,
apple pie, maple bacon whiskey, and Rosie's Chocolate peanut butter Pie, which
I had for Thanksgiving is fantastic. And then get over to Iron Smoke Distillery
and taking some great music. Stunt Double is bringing in their soul, modern,
blues, funk, R and B inspired music to the stage Thursday,
November thirtieth, and then Friday, December first, because no Friday's a bad
Friday when Mud Creek plays all your grateful dead faves. Iron Smoke Distillery,
Fairport, New York. Baby manscape dot com, get twenty percent off your
purchase with code Bill twenty at manscape dot com. Macav All Trades, it's
a good gift to give somebody seriously to get some stuff done around the house,
because it's actually a gift for you because I'm assuming it's someone in your
house house that's not getting the to do list done, and the to do
list is growing and it becomes overwhelming, and then you look at it you
go, I don't even know where to begin. That's when you hand it
off to Mac of All Trades. Give them a call at five A five
two zero two ninety two eighteen. You know that wobbly toilet, the one
that rocks a little bit, MAC will make that go away. You know
that closet door that doesn't close exactly, it kind of sticks at MAC will
fix that. The drafty window that can be fixed, the room painted,
the chip molding, all that taken care of, all those little things that
just add up and accumulate. Or maybe you have something bigger going on.
Maybe you want a full kitchen remodel for the holidays, you know, as
a little gift heading into the new year. That would be nice, a
little upgrade. It's like a facelift for the house. They can do that.
They can give you a she shit outside. If you need a little
place to escape that was really your own, or a man cave, they
can do that for you as well. Mac of All Trades five eight five
two zero two ninety two eighteen and online at macaball Trades Dot now the way
you make good call and mask it chicks. You seems back. We're making
up mother, We're making through just Dandy in the Buffalo bills that also could
have been Greg. We got the change crag. You got to change your
crazys say you're leaving almost seven thirty train and engine and nonsen. Great video
you and giving me that line so minute times. It kind of goods like
feeling bad do you think else Smith guys his daughter uh in this video she
Alasa Soilma Stone Alicia Silverstone with It's like a lot of their videos creamy.
She still looks Wow, she looks to the vagina. Patshit crazy though,
sh she's in all these old Navy commercials. Patshit crazy. I did see
today that somebody rep search. Somebody got busted for looking up on YouTube.
They have like, yeah, shipping from Hong Kong, which intercepted at US
Customs Border Control agents in Minneapolis, Saint Paul, that's why my jerseys haven't
gotten here. No, twenty five hundred syringes filled with vaginal tightening gel.
But it's dangerous vaginal tightening gel. Like fuck are we doing in this country?
We're tighten everything because I gotta think if it's loose, it's loose inside,
not outside. Isn't it slaughter needle? I'm not touching that one.
Oh to tell you there's it for a fel. No. I understand that,
Yeah, I understand, But I'm saying that when a baby comes out,
it's stretching out from the inside out. Do you understand what I'm saying?
So I I but I know I did watch that show. By the
way, I think I canceled HBO. I'm just going through a go I
never watched, but I watched Naked Attraction. You got some meat hangers there,
I mean you do, and you got Harvey's roast and you guys know.
But like to me, I always think it, I go, the
vagina's the vagina's the vagina in my mind, and they all were, they
all whatever, But it's interesting. It was interesting, and the and the
guys dix the uncircumcised, and then to the left, to the right,
to the straight up to the one that looked like a button, and then
I'm the creper over the right exactly. I think it was whooped there it
is shot slide shot, shot slide. Uh. Before we get to the
game, there was something else I wanted to bring up. Oh, we
were started bringing up you weren't gonna play the so Elion Musk is being interviewed
by the New York Times Today. Was it today? It feels like this
was a while ago. I heard this. Uh, there's a three videos
on it today. He's talked about like advertisers have pulled their money out of
extra Twitter. Right, So here's what he's here's what he's his response to
it, You don't want them to advertise? No, what do you mean
if somebody's gonna try to blackmail me with advertising, blackmailing with money, go
fuck yourself? And I love it, wait for it, but go fuck
yourself. You need to incorporate that pause for a second. I think this
is a slightly older thing I saw. I only say that because he was
recently went to Israel. I just saw something. He was in Israel.
He was in Israel for a while to see all the carnage going on.
And then he continued, Okay, is that clear? I hope it is.
Hey, Bob, I think he's talking to Bob Iger or somebody else,
PLD Disney pull their money. Yeah, save that drop. So he
starts talking, cig starts crying. So what what did you think about about
Elon? That? Was that? What was your because you said, well,
I mean that somebody says that brought to you because Kelly means who is
taught. He's always he was a guy who worked for pharmaceutical companies, and
he was a lobbyist who try to get like PEPSI to cover up the fact
that all they all this crap on the drugs that finally said he had enough
of it and went clean about all these bad crap in our food and drugs.
He goes, what's the point of having few money if you can't say
few? Right, that's what That's what you always said, there's f me
money, there's few money. And then I always said it wasn't me,
this was and I guess somebody else says it too. But Toby Ricadelli was
a guy I worked with and I recently crossed paths. Gentleman, Yeah,
uh Toby, Toby. Toby and I did construction. But I was like
fifteen, yeah, no, she must be a swimmer. And I was.
I was cleaning. I was cleaning. I was basically the cleanup kid.
And I met Toby's uncle over the summer at my mom's condo where she
lives. Well, he died and my mother wrote me to say he died,
and she said I ran into Toby and I introduced myself to Toby,
and he said he remembered you, and said that uh yeah, yeah,
he swung in a hammer forty nine times but hit it seven or something.
That's the same fucking joke he was doing. But I don't remember the joke.
But Toby Rickadelli were working on this big house and he goes, hey,
guys, you ever hear of fuck you money? He goes, this
guy's got fuck me money because I think something was done. He didn't like
the way it looked and said rip it out, and they go, well,
it's gonna call. He goes, I don't care, just do it,
and they because it was. It was an octagon shaped house on a
hill with a pool that was it was really cool. Yeah, but it
was like octagon. The only other octagon house I ever saw I carried those
concrete slabs up that hill was the Octagon house at the Genesee Country Museum talked
about right. Okay, So the other other one that I had been in
other than this one, was in Skinny Atlas. I was a guy who
was a Pyramid, part of the Mall Group, the Pyramid Group. He
had a ton of money and a woman I was seeing at the time would
watch his kids. So I would be over at the house. I'm supposed
to get married and run up and then their property in the boat and that
didn't go. But we and then they had condos up in Killington and we
used to ski, but the Octagon House was and that I remember the guy
walking in and he was somebody from New York. I don't know who it
was. And I remember him going, I don't like the way that looks,
and his wife goes, no, I think it's fine. He goes,
I don't like the way that looks. I want it ripped out,
and everybody's like jaw drop. And that's when Toby said, you heard of
fuck you money, that's fuck me money. And I was like, ooh,
I like that. And that's why I used to say Tom Galasano has
fucked me money, because fuck you money is where like somebody I don't know,
somebody hits my Lamborghini, Fuck you, I'm gonna go buy a new
one. Yeah right, okay, somebody scratches my Lamborghini on purpose. Hey
rich guy, I'm gonna go fuck you over. Tom was like, I'm
gonna fight a lawsuit on taxes. I'm gonna lose, and I don't fucking
care because I'm gonna help the little man. So that's fuck me money.
That's money I'm getting fucked by the end. Right, I'm not saying fuck
you, I'm fucking myself. He did it with the geese. Shit,
yep, canan dagua. Oh that that's fuck me money. You definitely are
losing that. It's a great thing, though, how many people down there
probably are very upset as I'm spitting, people are very upset over the fact
that they can't use their yards because so many geese come and ship all over
the yard. Well, he tried to fight it and that that to me
is fucked me money. And that was Toby Ricadelli who introduced that term in
my life when I was fifteen. Well. Good, yeah, So that's
where like I was like, wow, this is like Billy tying is all
again because it was right and I and I agree with him. Look,
fuck You're gonna take your money and go fine, fuck you. This is
the way I'm going. He's really trying to fight the good fight on Twitter.
He's really trying to keep it because this is this is the town square
because ultimately, at the end of the day, the big picture, only
a fractional percentage in America of Americans use Twitter. The problem is it's like
ninety to one hundred percent of media people and they control the story. So
that's why he's like, I had to buy it and take it trol of
it so everybody can be heard, not just one side of the other.
Because Twitter at the time was actually shadow banning a bunch of people who he
says were on the right and the left message was getting out there, and
he felt, Okay, I got to do something here. That's what That's
what he said. I I don't know. I know, I know there's
a lot of debatos as to whether or not he is a good person or
not a good person. Yeah, I'm still I'm still like yeah, and
I think Jerry still out. There's people I know who I'm very close with
who do not. We're very upset over the fact that during COVID he would
not shut down and then Tesla was one of the few cars you could get.
He he made people work, he wouldn't shut down, he tried to
go. I think he violated. I think he had them outside in tents.
I think he put up tents and tried to do by whatever standards were
going to be acceptable. But he made people come to work. You want
to keep your job, you got to come to work. And I hears
that with certain things with him. So I don't know, but he is
a guy who who doesn't sleep a lot and seems to have done a lot
of good things for the world, and even says, you know, when
people say we're gonna run out of clear, clean water, he goes,
we can take ocean water. He goes, we can do it. It
can be done, and we can clean it out and we'll never run out
of water. That's completely you know. So I always think, like,
okay, so where's the bad. Like he's also a guy who's done for
other parts of the world and certainly tried to help out when the war was
happening over in Ukraine by making sure they had communication systems with the satellite arline.
And I drove a Tesla and I like their regenative breaking better than I
like Cadillac. My sister bought a Cadillac Lyric, which is an electric car,
so I drove it over Thanksgiving and they, I mean riotes beautifully.
I don't like the regenerative breaking on that because it almost stops instantly, where
the regenerative breaking on Tesla is a little more intuitive to your natural driving a
gas gasmobile. I mean, he's just he started. He started PayPal,
and he sold it and when he realized about six months ago that PayPal was
going to search your social media to see if there's any what they call hate
speech. They were going to find you out of your bank account. What
oh, yeah, you didn't hear about this. No, And then they
said no, no, no, we're not going to do that. But
the point is he kind to step in propaganda. He stepped in and said
something about they backed off and then like this whole thing. Somebody asked him
about death once and he said, oh, wouldn't that be a relief because
he's because he's trying to put people on Mars. He's got SpaceX, he's
got Tesla, he's got so many things going on, and now he's got
X to and he didn't have to buy X. I mean, he's like
losing money on X right now. But that's the fuck me money, right,
buy something to save it for other people to fund yourself. So he
has the I'm gonna call it the Toby Rickadelli fuck me money. Yeah.
So that's why, Yeah, that's why I played that T shirts available soon
that I would love that, all right, Danny, I know you've been
chopping at the bit thoughts, the Buffalo bit, so I wanted to show
you this. I saw. Can I pull a helmet on this? No,
no, no, no instigator he does what he did? Is he
healed? I don't know. Sometimes you have a shingle, the virus is
already inside you, Chicken pus or you know, Mark Hillman, I don't
know if you sack. Was he in that church? Doug Phelps? Not
Doug Phelps, damn it not Doug Phelps. Who's our listener named Doug Doug
Smith Smith? Yes it is, yeah, great guy that we played at
his house. We did the comedy. The comedy showed his house. He
somebody made play in all the big rooms, made a snow sculpture. We're
going to the Joneses next week earlier to the intentional grounding? How great is
That's hysterical? Yeah, the snow. It's a very artistic piece of work,
the snow sculpture. To intest intentional grounding. That was an awful call.
I don't know how that call got away. I can't say that that
was the decider of the game, but it certainly made I mean, that
was terror, but that but that it was all terror was Not only was
it a bad and then non call, it was a bad call the opposite
direction the refereence. The referees were terrible and the Jason Kelsey today going Jordan
Philips tried to kill me. It's like, bro, you flitched your jackass.
But I'm not gonna blame the refs. I hate when people do that.
Okay. Oh, apparently it came out too that there was not life
threatening things coming at shack Lass and that was all made up by whom apparently
Shack Lawson and the other guy. Jo I mean, do we hear the
video there's new video. Well, there's a video of a guy saying that's
not true. But he said it in such a condescending tone that if you
have to go into a condescending tone to defend yourself, I have to wonder
if you're telling the truite Dad does every other night. No, I don't
do that. I speak from my heart, all right. But in all
seriousness, take take all that aside, that that whole shack losson is a
symptom thing is a symptom of the bigger problem, and that is we don't
know who's in charge at one Bills Drive and McDermott called two stupid timeouts at
the end of the game, which cost his quarterback, a chance to drive
down the field, and all you need it was a field goal to win
the damn game. We've already heard this. No, no, no,
hang on, let them go. Okay, here's the prior. Here's the
problem with the instigator. This team has always had an issue with focus.
There's three teams in the NFL right now that could be undefeated if they wanted
to be three teams. Philadelphia is one of them, Buffalo is one of
them, and the other one. No, it's not Kansas City because Kansasity
got their asses kicked by Denver. Okay, the Bills have not gotten No,
are the best odds still to win the Super Bowl? They are,
and they are the favorites this weekend in Philly. I think Baltimore is the
third team that they like. Nope, none of these teams have been blown
out. Okay, their games could have gone either way. The problem is
that Philadelphia only has one loss for a reason, because they're brilliant at the
basics, like you like to say, and the Bills aren't hold. By
the way, I watched that game again last night. All the first half
calls, for the most part, other than the other than the egregious call
on Allen. Most of them were correct. They weren't jumping off side.
They were doing stupid stuff. I felt like, I mean, you had
James Cook dropped the touchdown, They and they and they end up out a
field goal range because of the stupidity of the offense jumping off sides twice at
a false or false starts twice. After that, I wanted to, uh
say often all week, I've been biting my tongue on this. They were
the better team. They were, but they weren't because they always show up,
they play, They beat themselves. Yeah, they beat themselves. And
the better team is more disciplined Philadelphia, right, and the better team keeps
Who's the better Who's the better team performancewise? On the field? Outside it
was the Bills. Let me ask you, great take Greg Cunners, let
me ask you, Let me ask you this. Sean McDermott, Yeah.
Uh. I do not believe he'll be fired, nor do I think he
should be fired. I think though, that next year you need a defensive
coordinator and he can't do both. Here's here's here's I think he needs to
go. But here's the problem. I know, I don't know Greg said
about him doing both jobs is like it's differentiate himself. Well, I'm going
I'm going in that direction. The problem with Terry Pigoula right now is that
his wife probably isn't going to be coming back to the team many times soon,
and she was doing most of the heavy list of his owner. Okay,
Terry has split himself. He's run himself thin. He's already ripped and
replace all the people who are helping build the stadium, the front office,
all this, all the business people with the bills and the sabers, He's
ripped and replaced. The guy running the team is McDermott. So now if
you're gonna pull him out, you got to bring in somebody who's gonna run
the whole show. And there's only two people I can think, well,
three people I can think of, and I don't think any of them would
come to Buffalo. Number one is Bill Belichick, he ain't coming. Jim
Harbaugh is gonna be coaching in the NFL next year, it ain't gonna be
in Buffalo. And Bruce arians is the guy everybody's forgotten, and I don't
think he would come to Buffalo. It's because I think he's past that point.
In his life. But man, I would love a guy like arians
who's a quarterback whispery like Josh. You want to writ let it rip,
bro all right, but you're gonna do it on my terms. I think
that Joe Brady's done a hell of a job for two games. I understand
this two games. And by the way, I disagree, I disagree with
this. There's a huge difference. I'll tell you what, how many third
and long situations where the bills and they couldn't even get the third manageable and
Alan bailed him out and bailed him out, and bail him out and bailed
him out. Well, eventually the rescuer needs to be effing rescued by one
of his receivers or his effing kicker or guys were jumping off sides and it
was just awful. This is They proved on Sunday, proved on Sunday that
they could play with anybody in the NFL. But man, shoot yourself in
the foot, shoot yourself in the foot again. They are the kings of
that. And it drives me nuts, and it starts at the top.
Can I This is my one wish and it will never happen. But this
is my wish, okay, that Danny would have a son, because I
could see that lecture right now and here you are right to the finish about
every god dip you know who sounds I wouldn't say, do you know you
sound like me with my kids? That's what you sound like. All right,
we'll have more of this tomorrow, I'm sure with Peter. Peter.
Peter's got a lot of thoughts. I'm sure many many. Go ahead,
that's up to you. It's up to you. All right, Oh,
I do the cameras, all right, let's see at the camera, on
Danny, at the camera on me there, Laura, all right, good,
all right, here here we go. Question. So this is battle
of the sexes. It's questions that Danny and I should know, ask to
Laura, and questions that Laura should know asked Danny and I. I think
we've done this before. And you beat us. Yes, I did pretty
handle it. Yeah, I beat you. And Mark, even though Mark
was half fun so from both sides of the plate. He was he was
supposed to go back and forth, but Kevin warned me he was going to
try and stop me this time. So all right, we sat over here,
let's see what you got, buddy. Zero zero seven three seven three
five nine six three is the code for what I feel like Danny might know
this one. We see it again? Zero zero seven three seven three five
nine six three is the code for what it'll hit you like a ton of
bricks when I reveal like, Oh that's right, gentlemen. Yes, what
do women often refer to as their crows feet? Oh? I know?
Oh? Their vagina? No? No, no, no, sorry,
I got this one. I got in bowling. What do you call it
when you get three strikes in a row and it's not sobriety? Bill,
I've seen you both, gentlemen. In the fashion world, what do the
letters K and why stand for? I know that one? I don't.
Yeahbody, I know it. The Ewoks made their debut in what Star Wars
movie? Gentlemen? What sport would you see? Moves like LUTs salcow and
a camel spin camel tew camels man? What say it again? LUTs salcow
and camel spin. I got this one. I'm gonna okay, Laura.
In the James Bond movies, how does James Bond like a Martini served?
Gentlemen? And what spoke now already to that one. And what type of
water should you use in an iron? Bill should have this one, Laura,
what do you call the vertical piece of wood that forms the side of
a doorway? Gentlemen, what is the real name of spicy girl? Ginger
Spice? I know this one? What's your real name? I know it's
one? She was the best? Okay? And Laura, what do you
put in a hydraulic brake system to transmit pressure? Ship? And the last
one for the gentleman, what type of nut is used to make Marzapan?
You know, I'll be taking a guess ice cream by Ben and Jerry's return
from in a hydraulic brake system to transmit pressure? She did? She did
clean me the car person last time? No, I know what color?
Transmission? What is it? I don't even thought? Dad? My car
is bleeding? Hell, your transmission's going down. See the transmission is the
life blowed the vehicle? Are you ready over there? You're doing math?
Ready? Alright? So you already had a James Bond question, but I
had written down for number one? Was that James Bond? Because double O
seven and now I'm zero zero seven three seven three fifty nine sixty three is
the code for what I wrote James Bond's locker and I don't know, but
it wasn't on our question, So does down James Bond? It is the
code to fight Mike Tyson and Mike Tyson's punch out. Old know that I
would guarantee you know that I never owned the game. Alright, alright?
What do women often referred to as their crows the wrinkles around the eyes?
Yep? Correct, well, in the corners, right around? Okay,
let the crows walk, buddy, count them? What do you call three
strikes in a rowing bowling turkey? What do the letters d K and why
stand for? Dunkirk New York? No, don don Donna Karen New York.
Correct, Donna Karen, New York, Buddy, I knew it,
I knew and I knew it. Do you watch? Made their debut in
what Star Wars movie? Was it the six? Episode six? Technically?
Technically she's right, Technically she's right. Does Return of the Jedi six?
Return of the Jedi is six? And I'm not even a Star Wars fan.
If I'm telling you that we got a problem, yeah we do.
Yeah, yeah, new hopefully look for no because I've watched Return of the
Jedi. It is return, I understand that. But for the episode episode
by the way, I know, I know it get hands. So my
wife and I made a deal she'd watched the Godfather trilogy if I watched Star
Wars, and I'm like, this is what you people are obsessed over.
It's garbage, it's trash. My son was obsessed with it when he was
like the Bill season. Yeah, that's true too. I'm not arguing.
Where are we at here? Would you see lots South Carolin, camel spin,
ice skating, figure skating. Oh yep, yes, that's right,
double LUTs, the cut, the camel spin, double axel. Look,
I've never seen a camel spin. Yeah right, I've seen a camel spit
me too. How does James Bond like, as Martini served ry dumb bitch?
That's the vibe I got from both of them, and that one they
both called, by the way, when he when never said those words when
McFarlane, the vibe was there. When Seth MacFarlane hosted the Oscars about five
six years ago, they went honored the James Bond movies and they did one
of those commercials and he goes mister bon, how would you like your Martine
shaked? Not sir? Does anyone ever stirred to martini? Is this first
Martini? What type of water should you use in an iron distill? Still?
Absolutely? And a netty potts? I don't use it. I use
him in nettie pots. I don't use becu. If you don't use them
in a netty pot you could die. I've heard it. Yeah, we
can get back to your What do you call the vertical piece of wood that
forms the side of a doorway. I know that you know this so much
because the my family didn't like want me to buy my house because they said
it was only a half inch and it wasn't the upgraded to a full inch.
The molded. It's a great story. But what's the name of it?
The molding? The jam? Oh door jam, Yes it is my
door molding goes around the fucking question, question the man, the molding.
You're right, man, that's right. Do you know a dorm jam?
This is Donna Karen new York. That right, I know Donna Karen new
York. I wore a Donna Karen new York sweatshover and I replaced a door
jam, all right, I don't know this man's man? What's ginger spices?
Really? Joy? I didn't know. I just wrote down my favorite
Alright, there you go. Okay, what are you put in a hydraulic
break system of the transmit pressure? Yeah? I don't know, lands Man,
hydraulic fluid break fluid bricks? But I thought it was hydraulic break fluid.
Maybe I'm wrong. I don't know. I've never done hydraulic breaks.
And what type of knut is used to make mars pan? I take a
guess back of Damien. I don't know what is marsh is a moment,
I don't even know what mars pan is. I don't know. There's a
pan is like it's like a like a fluff, isn't it. Yeah,
it looks like a lot of the fruit. People will shape it into fruit
like mars and pan fruit. Okay, call me damn, but there you
go. You learned something to that? Yeah? Who knew? I failed
miserably? Thank you? Yes, well he did that on purpose. I
think he did. I did not. I think I think there was I
think he did. I think you didn't. No one knew the many.
I could go to the Facebook right now, I bet you know, probably
forty year old virgin sitting in their mom's base mints. Wow, Hello,
that was painful. God, you have to keep been on the show for
two years. Wait a second, wait forty year old versions? Okay,
Yeah, I don't know. I'm just thinking it could be a great pickup
line for you. You asked the guy, if you knows what what is
this is the code to? Now, if some chick came up to me
and said, do you know what this is the code to? I go
seven three seven? Yeah, thirty seven three, I've done six three to
your chastity bell. That's the code. That's what I would say to see.
I've always said I was a Tendol kid, so I saw I was
like updown, updown, left, right, left right contract. But Mike
Tyson's punch out wasn't Nintendo. Well it's a come for something else too,
if you know what I'm talking about here, up down, uptown like you
pay the fits. All right, we'll close it out. For Laura the
Organizer, where do people find you again? Polish home Organizing dot Com?
For Dann Burillo. Good to have you back, no more panic attacks.
Great being back. I got thoughts tomorrow. Kevin mre who doesn't want it.
It's not half your back now kidding. I'm feel ram. We'll see
you tomorrow. I don't know what to do. I'm trying a TV don't
do the letter to you, and starting not a dad a mon Agnes State