It's just like the old radio show with the addibility to swear a lot from
the mac of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots Juke
Brahm. It's bilified the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and welcome.
Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks for telling a friend. That's how
we spread the word about the pirate ship. It's a good day to being
an American. It's always a good day to be an American. Billy should
be proud. We just reclaimed the title for the world's loudest burp. God
Bless America. Was it Joey Chestnot? It was not? No, was
it Kevin No, it was Josephina. You got it. Kimberly Winter from
Spotsylvania, Virginia blasted this. There you go. Now. The only reason
this stood out to me today is yesterday I was following up with a potential
sponsor of the podcast, and I had talked to this person and I said,
well, i'll check back with you Wednesday. So I had a bunch
of stuff going on, and I was driving somewhere and I go, oh,
I'll call that that guy while I'm driving. That'll make sense. And
for whatever reason, have you ever done this? Like I think this is
every human being, Like your attention span just goes. So the phone rings
and rings and rings, it goes to voicemail, and I thought I hung
up right, and so now I'm thinking of other stuff. My head's in
a million different things. You got this, this, this, And I'm
like, man, my study, I got like this piercing pain. And
I just kind of pushed there and I let out an enormous belch and I
went, holy shit. I just left that on the guy's voicemail. I
go, oh my god, like it dawned to me just as it's coming
out, and I might have been a double shot. And I'm like,
I go holy shit. And so now I start laughing and I laid so
now I laugh and I go, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
I was just following up. I'm that and I hang up, and I'm
like, so, now normally this guy calls me back immediately, like he
gets back to me within I don't I don't hear. I don't hear.
I don't hear a fucking thing. So I'm dying. I go, oh,
man, I really, I really screwed the pooch on this thing.
I don't know. So today I'm a prank belch on the phone. Okay,
I'm at Buffalo Bill's training camp and I'm talking to some other clients and
stuff and I'm doing and my phone ring. So I looked down. It's
that guy, and I go, I gotta go take this. So I
step over the side and go, hey, man, I am so sorry.
He goes, I thought that was a prank or something. I didn't
know what was going on. And then he says, we'll start August fifteenth
film Cement Company. Come on. But I was like, oh my god,
I mean, Danny, I let one out like Kevin after he ate
a whole bunch of Chinese from the story of the Restaurant next or now I'm
getting quiet boy. I know you are, I know you are. I
just I couldn't believe it. I was like, hole, do you ever
have like anything, you ever do anything like that at all. There was
a time where I was on the phone with two people, one of whom
was in this in this room right now, and they're driving down the road
and we're just talking, and uh, I'm just bad habit of not hanging
up my phone when I'm doing the conversation, usually somebody else does, oh
god, this is recent, Yeah, this is recent. Yeah, this
is the greatest. Go ahead, this is so great, No go on.
So so I forgot about this. So, like, you know,
you're on the phone and you're in the bathroom, right, and nobody Yeah,
and so nobody knows you're in the bathroom when you're on the phone with
them. But you can't just get up and like finish your business when you're
on the phone. You gotta wait till the phone call ends, so you
know, call ends, and you forget to hit hang up the button,
and you know, you finish up, and then you flush the toilet,
and then all of a sudden, I hear Jamison go, Jamison Moran.
Was he just taking a shit? And you hear through the phone, Yes
it was Danny, Yes, I was he Danni's flushing to me? Goes,
was he just thinking ship? And then you hear him go yes.
I was like, but it was shame in my game, I mean,
what are you? What are you gonna do? Right right? The other
side of this is we're all human, right, I mean, isn't there
a kid's book everybody poops everybody burps whatever, So it was not that bad.
But this I would never have left that on somebody's voicemail, never,
ever, in a million years. Never. Then I had some other awkward
moments, um all at training camp today, not not necessarily awkward, but
I'm just caring, what are you laughing at? What's going on? I
had another incident a right, same bathroom, same bathroom at your house,
talking with somebody who was an important figure in my life, and they're filling
me in on the last few days. And he proceeds to tell me about
a family member who is sick with cancer, same situation, and I'm like,
oh, that's awful, and I couldn't help it. So now you're
answering the fucking phone in the bathroom. Take five minutes to yourself, for
God's sake, because we are playing phone tech. So I like, I
missed his previous call. Then I called him. Yeah, So then I
had to like, you know, what's the case? He calls back,
right, because we've been playing phone tech for two days. You know they're
never gonna call until you sit down, drop trou and sit down. He
goes, yeah, So it's a it's a tough situation. We got family
coming in, and uh, I hope he's not hearing. I'm trying to
mute the phone, but you never know when he's gonna like. So then
one time you mute the phone and you forget your own mute if they keep
talking, so then you answer hey, hey, you there, Then you
turn it back hot, then you forget what you're doing on the other side
of thing. Danny, you get a whole problem over there. Yeah,
I'm not having an old man right falling apart. Yeah, my favorite Elvis
died when you're talking talking on the phone, got all confused the bathroom confused.
I uh, I like when you're talking to a woman and she all
of a sudden she says, uh, I'm taking you in the bathroom.
I can't hold it anymore. And then you just hear like I don't hear
the words. I just hear what's happening, right, No, No,
but I you can always hear the I go, oh boy, all right,
all right, all right, okay, let's see what's happening here.
Uh no, So here's another one. So um over at training camp and
this woman who's in uh she's little, she's short, right, and in
great shape, and she says to me, hey, I've been wanting to
come and take your boxing class and embody, and she goes, but my
schedule is so weird and I gotta drop my kids and blah blah blah blah
blah. So I said, oh, well, ten thirty Saturday, I'm
down there, and uh, it'd be great. Then she says to me,
um, yeah, I've done this, I've done kickboxing, I've done
this other thing. Um, I used to be two hundred pounds now the
person if they hit five four and so I think I went, come on,
like she used to be the ball in the Indiana Jones movie. I
gotta tell you, she was the wrecking ball that Miley Cyrus wrote on because
I'm like going there there, but like, I don't know what to say,
because then you go, if you say anything border on, I don't
know what you can and cannot say in terms of appropriate. I'm not even
saying just today, Yeah, you could put me in nineteen eighty five and
I wouldn't know what to say. I wouldn't want to be inappropriate in any
way. That's just sort of the way I am. So I go,
uh, wow, well that's that's impressive because you know how some people lose
a tremendous amount of weight shown amount of time. Well either that, but
either way, there's still some loose and things aren't tightened up there. This
person looks like it look like a flying squirrel, like at that skinny Yeah,
yeah, like Stewie and family after he got done ticket steroids. This
person looked like they popped on the planet like this, like they're in great
shape, and then proceeds to say, when I was pregnant, I got
up to two hundred and seventy pounds, and I'm going only at my heavy
I'm six one and I haven't even been, not even close to that,
And I'm thinking, there's no way. So now I don't know what to
say to the person. And they're like, yeah, but I do.
I've done this and this, and then I go, that's fantastic, and
I go, what a testament, right, what a testament to diet an
exercise? I don't I know no one else to say, because oh,
because I don't know, because I do know somebody else that just said to
me, uh, I'm gonna be gone for two weeks. So if you
need anything, you're gonna have to go to this person. That person I'm
having a tummy talk and I went, oh, all right, you know
that's usually the people I don't Yeah, So I didn't know what. I
didn't know what to say. And the person kept talking about exercise and this
and that. Then I go in somewhere else. I wound up back by
the person and like, but listen, I'd really like to take the boxing
glass. I go, oh, yeah, sure, I don't know.
I don't know. Then okay, I see somebody I haven't seen in a
long time in person, and I don't know whether to be offended or the
person just felt awkward. I don't know. Because it was me and Greg
and Greg Connors. Yeah, me and Greg Connors, and we were walking
out in front of the locker rooms at Saint John Fisher back up to his
car, and here comes this person and two people come in the other direction
and we're talking and the person goes, you look great, or you look
good, you look good. It wasn't great, you look good, and
I said, oh, thanks, And then we're talking. Then you look
good. I go, what did you think? Did you think I was
living in the dirt or you hoping? You hoping I was living did you
think? I go, I don't even know. I'm not even sure.
Mike Catalana, I have no idea that's who it was. It's like twice
he goes, he look, I go, what did you think? What
did you think was going on? I swear to God that dude, Well,
it's not that dude. That's I just mean, that's not that dude.
And I'm only joked. I'm I'm teasing a little bit because he's with
Jenna ConTroll, who has come to my boxing class, and uh, she
looks like she could kick some ass. She's gotta I will tell you that
chick's gotta I mean, man, she's gotta hook. It'll connects hard.
I mean like, well, she's been run over by NFL running backs before.
I mean, she beat cancer. She's a tough chick. That's funny.
But I saw I don't know in those situations what you're supposed to say
to somebody, like what should I be offended? Like? What did you
expect? Did you hear? What are people saying? I saw him?
He really looks like shit these days, she says, really let himself go.
I here, I am. I'm not shaving. I'm exhausted. I
was here in the studio tool like early this morning, back in here early
this morning, by typical standards of where is this? Out of sight out
of mind when it comes to our business radio and media and television, and
if you're not within the scene, then people start to make assumptions or people
start telling stories. And I wonder what stories were told, because I remember
when I first when I when I first got laid off over when it was
clear channel I came back. I was hired by my local paperback home to
cover the Bills training camp. And because I lived in Rochester, and some
of these guys will like sell Salmrana goes, I thought you moved to Atlanta.
I'm like, bro, where'd you hear that? I wish I had
if you know, somebody please, But I mean, I think, but
people just hear stuff. Another guy like I ran into an ex photographer over
Channel thirteen or he's a photographer now I used to work with him, and
he goes, heyah, I thought you moved the Buffalo. I'm like,
no, who told you that? I mean people, so people just like
you come up with stuff and just say stuff for the sake of saying stuff.
Because if it didn't come from you, then I wonder if like their
imagination runs wild and or people are telling stories and they believe them. I
don't know about that. I do think it's one of those things where you're
probably like out of sight kind of thing, you know. I would see
him once a week when he would come in for the bills stuff that we
did, and I didn't I didn't think anything of it. But I haven't
um, I haven't gone, I haven't contacted anybody. I figure, you
know, yeah, right, I just what's the point. So that was
it, and when when I when the transition happened. I think Mike reached
out to me. We exchanged text messages and that was kind of maybe he's
seen video and confused you with me. Yeah, when we first started taking
you know, let's do that more often because I felt good, I was
like, yeah, man, what do you think happened? Yeah, we
first started doing videos, you'd be talking and the camera will be on Kevin
for like forty five like it was Van Trilliquid. That's because that was a
conversation I had with Kevin van Waukenberg, who was in here last night from
the little speed shop. He's over a training camp and he was I guess
there were some people there that were clearly just there, guys in their fifties,
because he was in a VIP section to just get autographs and things,
and they had memorabilia and they were literally pushing kids out of the way.
And you and Kevin's a big guy. Yeah, he's like six four six
five, and it looked like he could throw down. It's pretty jacked.
And I was like, he goes ah, and then all of a sudden,
I think when I was talking to him later in the day he had
called me. He said his sister in law said, hey, he's one
of these guys. Back off. It's the kids turn. So I didn't
sound like he had to do anything. But I'm like, whoa, but
yeah, that that's pretty rude. Like, you know, people, it
is for the kids. I mean, the Bills have gone out of their
way to make this a family friendly thing, and you get a few douchebags
in there, and it was only there's that video last week that the kid
tried to catch the ball mom or somebody like like the middle aged lady.
Yeah, And I'm like, yeah, that's but I mean, is this
really like was a kid entiled to the ball, not necessarily, no,
and it sucked. It was it was rude, But I mean, do
we need to make that big a deal out of it? He's got to
play better defense. Well, hang on it now here. I only saw
a very limited scope of that video. Yeah, I looked like it could
it was up for grabs the ball. No, But all I said,
it was short, this video, and I couldn't tell, like who it
was because somebody said to me, Hey, so and so it is that
cam and it sort of looks like her. Okay, but so I don't
know. But it was so short and so quick. I think if the
thing was three seconds long. Did you see it, Kevin? Did you
see it for a second? Okay? Was and but it was such a
narrow thing that I couldn't tell if this one was grabbing it for her own
child, which I which could be the case, which was what I thought
immediately. Right, that was like my first thing is all right, Well,
it's that like Stefan dig said, hey you, what's your name?
Yeah, Charlie, Charlie, this is for you, And a bunch of
the ball was in the air like nobody called for a fair catch, right,
on this thing. Okay, I saw Stefan uh take his helmet off
and kind of getting a defensive players face. Well, because the offense apparently
has been struggling a little bit and the defense has been kicking their ass.
Now, it's practice, and I'm not reading too much into it. It's
practice. But I would also think that if you were are a player of
Stephan's veteran status and general status in the league, I wouldn't be surprised if
he's like, don't touch my legs and don't touch my arms. You know,
I get it if you're gonna you know, we talk about practice.
But I think it was something I swear to god, I was trying so
hard to see. I locked right in on that. I go, oh
my god, because I saw what happened, and like the defensive player had
reached over and their legs got tangled up, and when he turned around,
he took off his helmet and he got right in the kid's face. And
I was like, huh, do you think he's got in this contract to
have one of the rookies kick somebody's ass for him. I'm not fighting,
but this guy over here, No, But I do wonder if it's one
of the I really do wonder if some of these guys who are veterans go,
I don't want my look, I'm gonna get the ship kicked out of
me all season long. I'm not starting this week. We've already had your
quarterback hit twice so far in camp. Taren Johnson hit Josh earlier this week,
and I think Josh had another like close call with something or somebody.
They're not in full pads. They're not, no, but I mean the
days when they're not. But but yeah, it's like, well, I
remember when JP Lossby got knocked out for a month. Bro. Yeah,
because Troy Vincent, who's out the head of the NFL, he's under Goodell,
and he set them out. If you can't take it, people are
like, well, you gotta take learn to take a hit. Yeah.
I mean, I know you're not expecting it, but then you're not expecting
it in the regular season either. No, I do know. I don't
know. You're you're right. I think I wonder if in the regular season
you're somewhat mentally prepared. We're here. You do you have the red jersey
arm? I don't. I have no idea what teammates. Yeah, you
know, were red every once in a while for home games. Yeah,
I think I confused, but I learned some things. So I learned things
that can I look better than people expected, congratulations, not bad for that,
And that if diet and exercise you can lose a lot of weight.
I wouldn't need a lot of die a lot of exercise. I'm just saying
so I want to. But by the way, speaking of diet and exercise,
and you know, looking better than you think. We know a guy,
you know him better than I do. He's a sales guy. Never
worked with us at enter company, worked at your company before. He lost
a bunch of weight and became a bodybuilder. But then he posts on Facebook
one day everyone's telling me how good I look. You know, you realize
how rude that is. Why would And I'm like, wait a minute.
In other words, you're saying how bad I look before? Well, clearly
you thought so because you've lost I would never put this on on social media.
By the way, I did write uh in my stories if you do
follow me on Instagram Bill Moran Radio on Instagram. I did have gave Davis
and I blame the fact that there might have been a bottle of something brought
into the camp and I wasn't paying any attention. Don't don't, don't put
that out there against somebody in trouble. Its water, it's bottles of water.
It's a zero tolerances bottles of water. And I got and I said,
and I did, I wrote, gave Davis and I didn't even realize,
so I deleted. I'm guessing you fat fed because the vehnica I think
I did. I think it did. We gotta stop letting you two hang
out, because when you two hang out, things happen. We should encourage
it. Maybe remember the last time that was bad? Where's the last time?
Pa? Oh yeah, I show right, Galloway, everybody can here
at seven seven? Oh man, that wasn't good. The star roll that
at seven thirty. We're starting when I say we started, Oh that was
bad? Now? The uh, I think the where's our table? Well,
just choke him just to give you a little a little preview and then
we'll take a moment here. Uh. We're gonna go to Greg's house on
Sunday and Stephanie and we haven't been able to do something unfiltered an average and
people have been asking me when it's the next episode gonna drop, and blah
blah. There's one ready to go, but they need to tape some more.
So she wants to tape it at Greg's house before we take Billified.
So this is kind of like when Facts of Life and and uh Different Strokes
would do those you got crossovers, crossover crossover episode. These are we asover
episode, so we'll start. So I told her Bill's playing the role of
Willis. So she's so, Stephanie says, who's playing to carry Coleman's Park,
Greggy Shark. She's talking about mirandomness, so she uh, she says
to me, God, so I figured, She goes, I can't get
there to five. But what do we you know, do you mind like
if we started at six? I go, I said no, I said,
you can get there at five. Let's go at five thirty for you
guys, and we'll start Billified at six six thirty. And she all right,
and then we can have a couple of drinks and everybody can just hang
out. I go, I gotta work. I gotta go home and edit
and put this thing up. So oh, she goes, oh, so
this won't be like a hangout to two in the morning. I go,
you can do whatever you want. Danny might be able to make this after.
You might be able to make Yeah, I got a gig at Park
f nine. I might be able to come after what I said. I
go, I will not be there that like, I'm not. In a
matter of fact, I think I'm gonna have to go on a zero tolerance
myself that day because I could. I could feel it. I go,
no, no, I you'll see me because I just can. Man,
And I'm you know, like last night, I was here really late.
That I don't mind, but I don't want to be. Oh there,
I got ship to do. Yeah, you know what, someone's got to
be the adult on the podcast. It's not always me, but I gotta
try. Uh speaking of that. A very strange story. And we hear
about these things once in a while. We hear human trafficking, right,
we hear about this and then uh, like a couple of years ago,
all of a sudden, the guy in the right in Cleveland was laid in
downtown Cleveland. He had like a dungeon or something in his house, and
were there fourteen women over a period of time there something and it's a it's
a strange thing. Well, something happened again, and this one, uh
yeah, this one pretty odd. And the guy even left like clues as
to what was going on. Obviously posts they find the clues, but I'll
give you the story. It's it's a it's a scary thing and some of
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Kevin Muller's Belly Great Seats by the Dusters, Ed rolland one of the probably
one of my favorite interviews of all time. We had kidding, Yeah,
We sat and had a great conversation and then um, I had a fan
general moment later in the day Fanboard so that they were playing, so his
managers here, and he's really close with the guys from the record Archive so
collective. So goes over to play the record Archive and I was married at
the time. So I picked up my wife and we go down and Ed
says on stage, Hey, we love Rochester blah blah blah, and it's
this intimate setting. It was like radio stuff and I think it was probably
through a station. I got kicked off over time them so they were doing
it. They were in the same building, so I uh, And then
he goes, yeah, and he goes, man, we had a we
had a great interviewer day. He goes. He goes, that was really
awesome. He goes, I don't know if you guys heard that, but
we had a great and he says this, and I go that was me.
Hey, put your hand in a fartino could I like practically leaped over.
I was so happy that he said it. I couldn't believe it.
I was like, it's just like adam me. I was like, yes,
you know, it's funny. This is the stupidest thing was funny.
You know it's training camp time, right, So when you and I and
Tommy worked together, we would interview the players, but we had more of
a lifestyle type of interview with these guys, right, and then or with
the coaches and w gr who's supposed to be the sports gurus of Western New
York. Their program director goes to our boss and goes, hey, do
you think you give me a copy of some of your interviews. I want
to play them for my morning show and show him how to do interviews.
He did, Yeah, you know you never heard this? Oh yeah,
oh yeah, I thought that was the greatest thing. Those guys were all
just straight sports defense. When this guy goes here, what do you do?
Right? They didn't, Um, I don't know, No one ever
told me. No. We talked about different things, how they got nicknames
and cool and you know, winning all the way through life up you know
at that sport, right, yeah, one of the best ever play and
probably at every level until you got here. And what's that like? We
probably had the last interview with Doug Moron where he was a nice guy to
people. Marilyn Manson's got everybody, pooled, Yeah, Grea talk to him.
Marilyn Mancy, Yeah, he's got everybody, And he like, do
you remember what he said? No? Oh. He went around the table
and he looks at me and he goes, you have a problem with authority,
don't you Like before I opened my mouth, Like we're sitting there and
he's like, yeah, you know, we're talking. I think before we
were just shooting the ship a little bit, and he was talking about classic
rock and having grown up down by Long Island and you know, Syracuse and
this and that, and I had spent some time in that in Syracuse and
knew some people outside of the who were influential on the sports team, so
we were talking about them. And then we came back on and he goes,
so you're this year, and he goes, and you have a problem
with authority, And I was like, holy, someone would read his bucket
in a few years. It's gonna be Danny that ruined him. Yeah,
it's gonna be Danny. So we hear a lot about um, you hear
sex trafficking, human trafficking, human trafficking against what we hear about and where
people are snatched up, and I always think that that's such a rare thing,
like you know what I mean, Like it doesn't seem to I always
go, okay, but I feel like it's this this paranoia you don't need
to be paranoid about. But maybe I'm the idiot because it's happening. I
can't can't deny that it's happening, and I so I see this story and
I'm going through it, and there there's just some things in it that I
questioned, but I mean, the FBI's involved, and so there's all this
stuff. So according to they arrested this this guy. He's got a very
strange name. His last name is Zubri. I had anyway, So he
the guy went up to Seattle, and from what I could ascertain, he
went to known part of town where there are hookers, right, and so
he solicits a hooker. She gets in his vehicle and he says he's an
undercover cop and she's under arrest, and he puts her in handcuffs and shackles
her legs and has her in the back of the car. And then he
drives four hundred miles from Seattle to a house that he's renting. But I
can't tell in this story where his family lived there with him. But it
turns out he is married. So he takes this woman. And then occasionally
on this four hunds you're talking from, it would be like some guy from
here going down to New York City finding a hooker, saying he's an undercover
cop. When he solicits getting her handcuffing, shackling, and driving back here.
Right, it's about four hundred miles to New York City, maybe maybe
just shy three eighty something like that. So I guess along the way he
stops and sexually assaults her a few times. Now the house is in a
that he takes her to an Oregon. Now, Oregan's a big state.
I'm I'm not sure where exactly you could. I mean, if I told
you Mexico New York, most people would go, and I have no idea
where that would be on the planet. But it's in New York State,
So I don't know where on the planet or in the state of Oregon this
guy is. So he gets he drives her to this home, stops along
the way, and he put her in a makeshift cell that he had built
in his garage, a cinder block cell with the door of metal bars.
So I guess it's a almost like a cage, is what it sounds like.
But they describe it in the ap as a cinder block cell with a
door of metal bars, and said he was leaving to do paperwork. Oh
he crossed across state lines your eyes. So this is the woman briefly slept
and then awoke to the realization that she would likely die if she did not
attempt to escape. She started punching the metal door and broke some of its
welded joints. Okay, so now this is making more sense. It's just
a it would be like a jail cell door, is what I'm thinking,
with shoddy construction on it. Right, he obviously welded this ship. He
did not, and he probably used a soldering gun and not a welded And
so she punches this out, and she said, when she was trying to
escape the cell, she repeatedly punched the door with her own hands. She
had several la lacerations along her knuckles. The victim, uh saw this guy's
vehicle parked in the garage, opened it, grabbed his gun, and then
took off, leaving blood on a wooden and she climbed over to escape.
She flagged down. Could you now imagine this All of a sudden, there's
a woman on the side of the road. She's flammling her hands. One
of them has a gun in it. She has blood coming from her hands.
Even if it's scratches or whatever, it's got a gun. Yeah,
what do you do? What do you call nine one one and be like,
hey, look, listen, you might think of this emergency. I'll
let you be the judge. But I see this woman who's bleeding and she's
waving a gun in her hand. Yeah, right around mile marker two thirty
two on Root seventeen. Now, would you feel comfortable picking this woman up?
No? She had okay, Christian Way Dad. She flagged down a
passage and the driver called nine one one. So it doesn't say she got
in the car. It doesn't say she got in the car. It just
says that the driver called nine one one. Because as you're saying, and
I think a lot of people would go nope, nope, nope. I
saw something on Reddit where somebody goes, hey, there's a bunch of children
shoes along some road in the Greater Rochester area, and uh, it turns
out I think like a bag for Goodwill fell off and I landed, and
then people lined the shoes up, which is really freaky somebody lying the shoes
up. But someone goes, yeah, i'd drive by that goat Nope,
none of my business. And yeah, I think it was going into like
to the woods. Who was outside all Park. Yeah, say people who
put those get Well Soon balloons on those dead deers me laugh really hard.
I'm I'm intrigued by those people. I know it's terrible and it's awful,
but I do get a try. I'd rather see those of those roadside memorials,
to be honest with you. Yeah, I haven't seen. Yeah,
well, they're all over Tennessee, Billy. So I would stop if I
saw this woman, and I would not do any like, I would not
go anywhere. See Here's how And I think more probably because of the times
we live in, but also because I just would. I would say to
her, Hey, listen, why don't you get in the back of my
car. Here, I'm gonna step out of the car. I'll leave it,
you know. I don't know they're gonna leave it running, but I'm
gonna step out of the car and just call nine one one. We're gonna
get you some help. I'm gonna make sure you're okay, and then I'm
gonna and then I'm going. As i'm saying this now, I'm thinking I'm
gonna be on the lookout for somebody who's fucking coming after her. Yeah,
yeah, right, I don't know what's going on? Right? So I
don't know. Well anyway, so then uh, so to Nevada State Police.
So I'm thinking that this guy lives right on the Oregon Nevada border there.
Uh they track this guy down at a Walmart parking lot the next day.
Did you say Oregon Nevada? No, I think Oregon and Nevada state
line. Right, aren't they like right there? California Nevada. Don't they
I don't know, don't is it they go California? No? If if
I'm picturing it right, Organ sticks out and then Kelly, Yeah, they
might, don't they touch at some point they did? They might? They
might. Somebody look at a map. I'm looking right now. Come on,
Kevin, dear job, come on, look at a map here.
Tell me that I'm trying about it. But yeah, I'm trying to figure
it out because they say here what they do? Yeah, I figured they
did. I think you can up near in northern Calora. Yes, I
think near northern California. You can almost northern California, Nevada, Oregon.
I'm thinking I think wat Arizona. Yeah, I think you could probably.
Well, there's some point I question because you questioned it in the Southwest.
I think you can stand in Arizona, Utah? Is it Arizona, New
Mexico, Colorado? And Colorado? Yeah, you can stand in right,
Yeah, so you can only smoke weed and like two of them. Hey,
no, I'm blowing it over here. My pollution got into Utah.
Get your Mormon hands off me, all right? So they track this guy
down. Now here's the freaky part. Cats sitting in the car holding his
child and his wife was in Walmart. Didn't I didn't do shit. So
yeah, he was in the car holding one of his one of his children
in the front seat while talking to his wife excuse me, who was standing
outside the vehicle. He initially refused to get out of the car when the
officers asked, and instead cut himself with a sharp object and tried to destroy
his phone. Um and then and then they got him, and they interviewed
his wife and neighbors, and authorities declined to say, and this is just
July sixteenth, this year, twenty twenty three, if there was any indication
that any of them had been aware of the Seattle woman's abduction. Now,
this is where it gets weird. So this is where it gets weird.
Well, we ain't r into this, dude, We never those are the
guys, right, but dead giveaway. He run into a black man's eye.
You're a white woman, dead giveaway. They've been a whole rap song
out of that. We have a problem. What No, We're not that
big of you have to figure it out. Did you catch this on the
video because we didn't catch it here? Oh what did miss? No?
Dude, this has been recording on the cameras correct? Yeah, yeah,
okay, shouldn't be all right because it wasn't recording on my computer. Okay,
all right, okay, all kinds of weird shit going on over here.
All right. So, um, so they're standing on the corner and
winsle Arizona. So they arrested seven hook is on my mind and I got
traff at home. I'm thinking, So it's it that this guy like they
were renting a house in Oregon. So I'm trying to figure out did he
live with his wife and kids and he just built this cell? How do
they not know? How is she not aware? Accomplice? Accomplice? Or
did he actually live in Nevada but then decided, Hey, I'm just gonna
rent the house over work? Maybe he works in one state. There are
couples that like do that where they like own two houses and then works to
it and they comes owner in the weekend. Could be basing. He tested
the door on the kids and that's why. So wait, so the investigators
say they searched the home and the garage and they found the makeshift sell the
woman's purse and handwritten notes. I'm assuming they're his handwritten notes because it says
one of the notes was titled operation Takeover, right, yeah, and included
a bullet list. Right these little dots sounds ominous, but I think that's
what they mean. With entries that read leave phone at home. He gave
himself a to do list to go. We shouldn't laugh at this because some
poor woman's life got traumatized. But here's here's the part. And if anybody
who knows the history of Rochester, somebody's gonna pop into your mind, a
name will pop into your mind. It's okay, So leave your phone at
home and the other make sure they don't have a bunch of people in their
life. You don't want any type of investigation. Thus, he went to
someone who he felt was disenfranchised, right and vulnerable and the Godfather too,
where they're like they set the congressman up. This girl's got no family,
it'll be like she'd never existed. Yeah, it's that type of situation.
And that was much like after shaw Cross big as shaw Cross went for the
women that were right and then he did it before Facebook. Yeah, so
he must have done some real like like PI work right behind the scene.
Well who did show Ross? Well, I think he just he was just
picking up hookers. For the most part. I thought, I want the
girl to ad and she wake her up. I think another handwritten a document
appeared to include a rough sketch of an underground structure. But and so then
the FBI is all involved in this stuff as well. But man, it's
it's what goes on in people's minds that you would go, you know what
I'm gonna do that I'm gonna drive four hundred miles up to Seattle. I
know exactly the section of the town I'm going to. I'm gonna pose as
an undercover cop and I'm gonna get me a new woman and then come and
bring them back. And you go, oh God, And this is why
I think we need to I mean, anything else and I know we said
it last night. Uh, and you guys always make fun of me.
But the barrier to entry, yes, bitch, barrier to entry. I
think we need to legalize sex work because this kind of shit is scary.
At least if you were documented and there were some way to I don't know,
check in, right, I mean, some way to just go,
Hey, anybody's seeing misty, you know what I mean, anybody heard from
But I don't know how you do it. I don't know, but I
think that it would almost take you out of being a street which was referred
to affectionately in my world a street squish, which is awful, but uh,
like a street hooker into maybe something somebody that you could go to a
place, right like the Puney Ranch. They have to punch into work.
Yeah, so you would punch into work, but there's nobody dragging you out
of there. If there's you know what I'm saying, Yeah, maybe we
Why why are we doing this? Why not at this point? Why not?
I know? I get you. I mean I mean no, I
mean, I'm what you're saying makes sense. What I'm saying, I'm trying
to figure out the other side of it, Like why it makes too much
sense. So I'm like trying to figure out, like why do we keep
it illegal? Then, I mean it's it's it's the same thing as alcohol,
right, you know why, Like they realize that prohibition didn't work because
you can't, you know, legalize morality. Well, and the same thing
with hookers. If a guy wants to get laid, he's gonna take a
great point. You cannot legalize morality. And that's when I said last night,
where this is a hardcore drugs we're talking about, this is just something
people do regularly. Well, it's New York. So the hookers will get
the first crack at the brothel licenses one day. Yeah, two years of
business. Right, you gotta kick up to Emperor Hucle. This is I
mean the crazy shit. But again, if we're allowing these things to become
legal, why not just make it all legal? And we have to learn
to self govern. And when I was saying that last night, I felt
like I sort of missed my point. But you know, everything's available,
readily available, you can even with it being illegal. Everything's readily available.
But we have now made it so, I mean I watched a lot of
sports on TV. You know, when I see a lot of commercials for
Wendy's open after midnight, come and get your double bacon cheeseburger at one o'clock
of them, you know what I mean. Yeah, but the one time
I think they used my name, they called me. But that is like
that's like a drug, and that's bad too. So when I see self
governing, you've got everything everything available. Food can come right to your house.
You don't have to go out. My neighbors have a cooked in months.
My first name basis store dash comes all the time. You've got,
you know, everything available on streaming services, and if you can't afford to
streaming services, there's the free shit and you can find all of it.
And you could do You could turn into a big lazy slob forever and do
nothing, that's what, and be distracted and do nothing, or you can
self govern and get out there and do something. And that's where I was
saying, like, you know, even the dating apps, the dating apps
to from what I'm understanding, they're either now a lot of married couples looking
for another person to join them, so it's more of a fetish thing,
or it's people who are just looking to get laid so right, so there's
no really getting to know you. Now. I'm sure somebody's going, well,
I met my husband on there and we've been married for thirteen years.
But I just love them. Okay, website, that's always been the point
is to get laid Yes, yes, ninety eight percent of people right there.
But it's like it also makes people expendable, That's what I'm saying.
I think it does. I think it cheapens everything. And I'm just going
self governing a little bit piece. Get out in the wild, have a
conversation, learn to interact with people. One of the greatest things that I
thought happened with like my thirteen year old so when he was here on his
own, went out and talked to strangers, complete strangers, And I'm like,
you know what, what a great exercise learn to have a conversation with
a complete stranger in Fairport. Though, well, I ain't got a doctor.
Let's start small and work in the cell. That's not what I'm trying
to say here, But any jamis you I go down to have a dude.
D Yeah, But it's long way of saying I think that we should
legalize if everything else is going away, Well, just legalize it, and
we could prevent this poor woman who's been traumatized. I don't know how to
come back. I don't know how to come back from that. You gotta
be able to shut off A certain part of that had to be one of
the scariest. Imagine that you've got handcuffed this guy who says he's a cop.
Now you're all of a sudden, you're shitt in your pants. You're
going great, I gotta pay for a lawyer, I gotta get a court.
I got all this stuff. And then you find out, oh no,
and you have no idea where you're going, and you have no way,
and no one knows where you are, and nobody cares. Maybe I
don't know. At what point do you think she wished that was a cop
at that point? Yeah, sure, I wish this was a cop.
Probably, Yeah, twenty minutes in going away. This is an awful long
ride to the Yeah. Anyway, I guess a decent ending in it.
But Jesus, I was wondering if the part that I when I because I
told you guys, I had some questions about it. I didn't realize it
was a metal bars that this Jamo obviously shittily welded together. Ever see some
homemade weld jobs. Oh yeah, a lot of math and welding for real,
real, real math stuff. You gotta do it quick, and you
got to be able to A good welder is hard to find. Ask anybody
who does that. It's hard, and it's that's why these guys will pay
a lot of money. Especially if you're going to be an underwater welder.
That's another thing. Oh yeah, classes kids underwater welding, underwater welding and
welding, those are great jobs. And if you can look, if you're
just looking to make some bank and you're young and it's a great skill to
have, go get it. Go learn how to do it. There's ark
and flame here in the Greater Rochester area or wherever you are. Find that,
because that's a great way to make money. Mean, I love welding
in high school. Just don't make you're not all criminals as a right,
not all all right. We'll take a moment. Sometimes it's fun when we
hear people who everybody loves and they I mean, they just spew positivity,
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I posted in the video. If it wasn't meeting, would you even get
offended? Or is it just because I'm black and heavy? Y'all? Don't
hear me though, I've been the same since I've been dropping slow on business
that called up anybody I know and they will tell you that famous pretty nubid.
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you to day, come on, Danny, you're special. She has Now
I don't know, and I gotta be I'm gonna retract somebodyself. I always
thought like, only because I knew some comics who had worked with Roseamne Rosey
o'donald excuse me that when she had the show in the early nineties and she
called everybody CUTI petuities and all that, that all of a sudden be came
out that she was really hard to work for. She was very difficult to
work for. That again, so yeah, so okay, Now, I
don't know. I thought she had more of an edge, and then we've
got to see more who she really was, and I thought a more authentic
side of her when she was on the view and stuff, and she was
a little more abrasive in things. And I think even there wound up kind
of eighty six in that gig. I don't know, Ellen, I always
think that there's overcompensation I've always thought this with people, when there's overcompensation,
what are you hiding? Now? Sometimes I could be I can be completely
wrong. Somebody who I thought at first, like celebrity wise, would be
Richard Branson. I always thought, what is he overcomps it? But he's
always the same all the time. And I watched the documentaries and he's such
a sweet like I go that, all right, that guy I really like.
I watched his masterclass you did yeah yeah, but like yeah, and
I've never heard a bad bad thing. And he's, you know, cheeky,
and he does the chicks in the funny outfit sometimes dressed up like a
woman himself. And I don't know. Alan was one that I always went,
there's no way. I don't know why. I'm like, nah,
you can't. You can't have gone through, you know, trying to be
authentically yourself and really have it all ripped out for him under you and not
have a little bit of underlying anger somewhere along the line. And you see
all this dancing and stuff, and I'm and I remember somebody going, yeah,
I I I I my my buddy wrote on that show and they're like
no, oh yeah, like well, family guy like Family Guy did like
multiple episodes. In fact, at one point they did the and Disingenuous Show
and they did a whole episode about just how awful she is. Yeah,
which is too bad because again, as you're somebody, who I mean,
Ellen had a network sitcom in the heyday of network sitcom Yeah, in the
nineties, right, Yeah. I think she was on before or the same
nine as Seinfeld. I think it was NBC. I think it was before
sign she was on. Excuse me, I thought I thought she was.
But anyway, but it was around the heyday of that stuff. And once
she came out and everybody said, wow, we support you, and then
the Ruggets pulled out. That's kind of bad. And I think at one
point she went up back in like Ohio where she was from. Uh.
Now, the latest one is Lizzo. And as I'm saying this, I
I don't know. With Lizzo, I'm waiting to see how true this is,
except that, you know, sort of the same way a lot of
us did with Cosby. It was like, well, there's one or two,
and there's three or four, and now there's forty. Holy shit,
we got sixty. You know what I'm saying? So I don't know,
but Lizzo I watched her. I love the letterman um please uh what is
it given up for my next guest? Or please set Netflix? And he
did a whole thing with Lizzo. Okay, went back to her high school
and everything is high energy. I think she's you know, pretty girls,
she's nice, rite all this stuff, and now it's starting to come out
that she's really awful. And again it's somebody who I just wonder is it?
Could it be people who are marginal I don't know that you've been marginalized
by society in some way, right, Ellen, I'm just just a theory.
I don't know. I have nothing. You people shit all over this.
Uh you've got somebody who. I mean, even in the beginning of
the song is because I'm big and I'm black. That's what she says in
the song. So you're marginalized your minority. Uh, you're probably always the
fact, girl, right. I mean, I don't know about you guys,
but we used to have lines that in the hall of elementary school,
like it was like fake tile, So there were silver lines that would make
it look like fake tile in the hallway. Okay, and if you stepped
down the gray line. You like the fat chick? Oh yeah, right
right, you know what I'm saying, Yeah, well we didn't do that.
We were cool. We always just made you have the soal so.
But I'm saying, like all the things said behind your back and all your
life, you're mad. And now people are coming out and saying, like
her dancers, she's got what four of them? How are sooner for sexual
harassment? And then this filmmaker who won an oscar was originally hired. Her
name is Unalie Allison, and she's speaking out about these on behalf of these
dancers. She said that she was brought in to do uh Love Lizzo the
documentary, and she said she off the project. She said, I usually
do not comment on anything pop culture. Now this Love Lizzo came out in
twenty twenty two, but they had to find a whole new director. She
wrote over she said, but in twenty nineteen, I traveled a bit with
Lizzo to be the director of her documentary. I walked away after about two
weeks. I was treated with such disrespect by her. I witnessed how arrogant,
self centered and unkind she is. I was not protected and was thrown
into a shitty situation with little support, and Aliston then noted that that her
gut told her to leave the project and is grateful that she did, adding
that she felt gas lit and was deeply hurt. And now you've got these
other four people coming out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I said,
But I'm just look at it's the root of why you are who you are.
When you get to be a certain person, like somebody always said,
fame and money or like alcohol, it just enhances who you really are.
Okay, So let's let's I'm looking at I'm trying to say, think of
these are women, right, yeah, Lizzo, Allen Rosio, donal O'Donnell.
There's gotta be guys. Do we give guys the benefit of the doubt,
because remember, I don't think so okay, I don't think so okay.
I'm just I mean, because I don't hear anything about mar Leno.
At one point, the NBC came to him and I think he was making
twenty three He was making thirty million dollars a year and they said, we're
gonna have to cut your staff. So he took a pay cut to fifteen
million and paid everybody paid stayed all the way through to the seventeen h so,
so Leno seemed like a great guy to work for. Always said more
Letterman, I've heard different things. Yeah, very cold, and he doesn't
talk to anybody. With Paul Schaeffer, that was the story, don't talk
to day U. Jim Norton told a story where he went on the show
once and he wanted to take a picture with Dave after the show, and
Daves people like, um, we don't think that's a good idea. When
you and Dan staff starts when they start walking around like they're on eggs.
And so Dave would walk here this routine after the show where he'd walk up
the stairs and like go to his office and like he goes, can I
just get a quick It's probably not a good idea to talk to. Why
isn't Steve Harvey not approachable in the hall? Okay? So I was going
to defend Harvey on this one because and I have defended Harvey and everybody gives
me shit for it. And this is where I'm trying, like in a
critical thinking way. Am I am I being sexist by pointing out the three
women and now the latest that's hitting the news as Lizzo as being a total
bach right or very difficult. And Steve Harvey is a great example. Steve
Harvey has a nationally syndicated morning radio show. He's got the talk show and
I don't know how many dates a week that tapes. We know family Feud,
but Family Feud is one of these. He flies to Orlando and I
think he I think he does about a month and then does that. But
then there's the Select Roberty stuff, and there's all that. He's got the
Judge Show, and then I think he does some stand up stuff and and
writing books, and so there's a I mean, the guy's got a motor
Yeah, right, Well, Seacrest had a choice in the beginning. It
was either Family Feud or American Idol. Yes he did, and now he's
going to Wheel Wheel Fortune. Uh, he's he's another one that yes,
hey, what's the weather like today? So what do we mean? How's
Ryan beheyd Cap He told us about that. Yeah, I know, I
know, so okay, so we've got all that. Then we go to
But with Harvey, it was when Steve, I know exactly what this is.
I don't know if you guys ever experienced it. I used to experience
it all the time. Back when email just started. People didn't trust the
process. So I would be uh doing the Wii show at the time,
right, And so at that time, the show was and it is always
very big show, but it was really humming and you had a lot going
on there. Everybody wanted to be either part of it. So they're like
I was all day long. It was like you were like an air traffic
controller. So as I would walk out and you will be going to do
something. Maybe you're just going to the bathroom you needed to get back because
a phone call was still going to start, or you're on your way to
a meeting. You would get stopped two or three times down the line right
as you're trying to get somewhere. So what they put out was a memo
like, if you see Steve in the hallway, don't basically make chitter chatter
chit chat, right, just just let him get to where he's going because
his time is, you know, it's all he's got. He's you know,
he's doing this and then we're onto the next thing. We're onto the
next thing, and so people but everybody gets offended by that. But I
remember walking out of the Wii show once Man and emails. It was early
on an email and I got the sales guy come up to me and go,
hey, man, did you get my email? And then I go,
uh no, when did you send it? Just now? I could
you fucking give me a minute to get back there? Where am I?
Where's my computer? It's like the dumbest thing I gotta. Used to hate
that shit and I would blow up like that, and which is always comical.
It was more entertaining for me because I really didn't give a ship,
but I'd loved watching their faces. I was like, do you realize how
fucking stupid you sound? And I think that was part of Harvey's thing,
like I just don't have time. So instead of having to either slow everything
down because he's a corporation, I'm moving. Yeah, And I want you
to think of this. Let's put it in this term. Anybody who's a
teacher, you've got forty five minutes of instructional time. Some kid dicks around
and makes other kids laugh and distracts for two or three minutes. Add that
up, you've lost how many days of instructional time? Take five minutes a
day? My wife deals with this all the time, not even I'm saying
collectively. Let's say it's just five minutes, two minutes in the beginning,
maybe a minute in the middle, and two minutes at the end of class,
where you just are not getting through to these you can't even construct.
You add that up, you've lost a ton of times the same thing here.
All of a sudden, I stopped to talk to you. Somebody else
sees me. Hey, man would say, hey, I get bad.
You know, my grandmother's really sick. Would you sign this for you know,
whatever it is? And then now you're ten minutes, fifteen minutes,
I get it. Oh, this used to happen to me when we work
together, Like I mean that corner studio people pop at a dog, shut
the lights off. I would say to you, don't talk to people,
tell them that you don't know. Yeah, no, because they all have
a different schedule. And if you're I love that, Like you're a bit
of a people pleaser, which is a nice thing, but you don't need
to be, you know, because you need to protect you, which is
the thing is Like then you're run down and exhausted because you should have been
home at like one or noon, taking a nap, living your life and
getting ready for the next day. Instead, you got every other asshole coming
in and going, hey, man, did you hear this joke? Right?
You know whatever? All day? Yeah? So is it sexist to
give a pass to Harvey and not to Lizzo. Lizzo does have sexual harassment
claim. That's well, that's where I was gonna go with it. Involved
bananas. Was that like the like fin like like music eating a banana out
of let somebody's I've heard, oh yes, that may be out of um.
Okay, so this was Amsterdam, Okay, from what I understand,
that may be made anybody do that? No strip clubs with Lizzo, and
yeah, Lizzo was things, and yeah, Lizzo would took everybody in Amsterdam
to a sex show and engaged with the performers. She pressured them. They're
claiming she pressured them. Now is hey, come on, go for it.
Way back to America? But is okay that may be. But if
I just like, if we're out somewhere, like a bunch of guys at
a strip club, here's a good at the Danny Live band karaokes, I
don't want to stand and do it yes, okay. Then I got up
there in the show stopped. It was like, yeah, wow, that
was pretty good. No, but okay. So let's say we're at a
strip club and we and the girls like, who wants to come up here
and get the hot wax stripped on them or whatever my hot wax dance special,
and we go, come on, man, do it, do it.
I'll give you twenty bucks. Do it. If he gets burned,
can he sue us for encouraging I don't know. I don't think so,
because you did it yourself. Well, this says Amsterdam sex show and engage
with the performers that Lizzo pressured them to go to an Amsterdam sex show and
engage with the poor performers that she called attention to one of the dancers weight
gain. She should talks and has been outwork and has been an outspoken proponent.
We know of body shaming, and she's done all that. I think
she's even had a big Girls special on Prime or something like that. Oh
well, good until the diabetes shows up. I don't know, so I
take I'm wondering. Here's my theory. If you make it as a celebrity
and you were marginalized. You got a lot of anger. Now you get
you got power. You're taking out on people's fifty five million dollars in bonuses
dollar her people on the tour, right, yeah, I did see that.
I did see that. I mean she's got her own library yet.
Yeah, but she writes songs about guys. She did, and she's that's
what people say, So I don't know, Well, it's funny. I'll
write songs about guys. She's got her own she's got her own educational room
at the Country Music Hall of Fame. We visited it, right, Yeah,
And you know the joke is like she'll write about just about anything,
so people put, hey, put up your song ideas for Taylor Swift to
write about? Right, So I wanted to write one says, hey,
can you help me with my metabolism? And my wife no, put that
down, shut up. But there's other kids, a little kid, right,
can you write about owls? But it's cute, but she encourages her
fans like, hey, puts up you know, give me an a song
idea. I should tack up the QR code. We into theme song.
It is weird watching even the players to people get mad, like you know,
one kid's going, you know, and he's trying to be nice and
he's calling them mister like, you know, mister Miller for Von Miller,
mister Miller, mister Miller, mister Miller. And then Von gets a wave
and watch way and you see and all you hear like and I'm like,
they don't suck, they just don't have the time. Yeah, they're doing
a job, they're working, so we forget that. But I don't know,
it feels like if you were marginalized in any way, and especially a
woman where maybe you've already been kind of on the other end of shit,
uh, and then you get power. I don't know. I'm trying to
think there has to be dudes that way. Oh yeah, I'm sure there
are. I can't think of any though. Well, I can't well an
entertainment, I can't think anyway, and there's gotta be well, I mean,
well, I'm not gonna say it on the air talk show. Well,
Dave banged one of his uh, one of his workers. He was
having sex. Yeah he was. That's a little bit of power over somebody.
Kevin Spacey, Kevin Spacey yep um today is um, I think you
got to quit it in England, Yes, over something, but I mean
like he's today is National nuts Day? I think it's National nut Day?
Is it? Yeah? Is that like Josh Allen nuts in your mouth?
There? Just don't tell Kevin Space. Uh, I don't know. Um
Cosby, I mean Cosby would be an example of one using power and manipulation
right for sure. Uh. Harvey Weinstein, nobody really knew who h.
Harvey Weinstein was until these accusa. I mean you would see his name on
every movie, but you never really knew he was a power broker for sure.
Yeah he was. All right, So there's a good one. Roger
Roger Ailes. I'm going like a talk show. I want like, was
Carson a complete crackpot? I never heard anything Bob Hope I heard was Okay.
I heard Bob Hope was like into like young girls and stuff like that,
like he could be a complete like pain in the ass. I've heard
Rich eisen As a pain in the ass from he used to be on the
ESPN NFL Networkers is his comic who said I've never met a guy who's more
of an ass than Rich Isa. Yes, I like this, Yeah,
I want to hear this. Yeah, he he said, like, Isisen's
just actually, if you ever watched his show, let's do a show.
He like, yeah, he's just I would never do a talk show this
way. I would love to be in his shoes, believe me. So
I'm not going to criticize the guy. But he's he's he's written Dan Patrick's
coattails, and Dan Patrick kind of helped them get the show. But the
whole thing is like he actually surprised by everything that happens. And every every
day he's got to talk about the Jets. He's got to talk about Michigan
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guys with him to talk about He can't just do it himself. And he's
got to milk these twenty five thirty minute interviews to kill time. That's not
that's not good. That's just bad. That's just bad radio. We're doing
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tonight. Yeah, I just grabbed him Monday night. Oh Monday nine ten
takes you all the way back thou to nineteen ninety five. Hank was the
best night. He tells a story where there was one year where they didn't
use them at all. Yeah, if people wrote to ABC, hey,
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know what his name is, but bring him back about it. Friends from
Monday Night. The Bills and the Dolphins were a big matchup in the nineties.
Would tell he was a quarterback. It was always fun to watch.
Yeah, we got the Hall of Fame game tonight. What's going on over
there? I don't know what's wrong with your half ounce? Aren't dressing?
You don't have NBC. I don't think what your sling? Do you have
NBC and your sling? No, you have peacock. What are you looking
for? I'm trying to get the football game on the Hall of Fame game.
Yeah, but I'm trying to nobody's playing. I thought it was on
the NFL. No, it's it's on the NBC. Chris Sims says,
Hey, Shawn Watson, forget about last year. This year, you're gonna
see the Shawn Watson you've always seen. Okay exposing himself. Probably think so,
I don't think so. This is what Chris Sims is saying now,
Chris swimp. Sims was one of the few guys who was right about Josh
Allen from the start. Yeah, but he's also been wrong about guys like
Kellen Mond. Oh, he's gonna be the next one. Kevin Kellen Mond
didn't do anything, but we'll see. I mean, we'll find out,
frankly, if he is the same guy he was before. The The AFC
Central is going to be a dog fight that whole division because Kenny Pickett's got
another year in Pittsburgh. Yeah, you know, Burrows starting the season on
the on the I R. This seems like it. Correct me if I'm
wrong, Danny, And we're heading into the twenty Ravens NFL season and it
feels like, I guess it's is it what we call it parody? Yes,
that's what exactly what it was, but more at a greater level than
I've ever seen in the NFL. Yeah, that'd be fair to say,
Yeah, because all the quarterbacks. I've never quarterback league. Yeah, but
I mean you've got you don't hear about defense as much, but you're a
quarterbacks, right, so you I mean, it looks like the toughest division
is the AFC East, but maybe not because you look around. You go,
boy, that AFC North looks pretty tough. Uh, I guess the
NFC South would be. NFC South looks pretty weak. I'm even seeing where
Baker Mayfield be playing himself out of a job. That poor motherfucker. But
he was the number one pick, you know, I mean in the eighteen
draft. Oh god, there's a guy like you gotta eat some humble pope.
I would love to see Kyle Trask win that job. Well, it
may happen, but I got so sick of his crap. Tell me when
the guy the guy. Okay, so I don't care if he get arrest
as a kid. He get arrest as a kid, even his quarterback.
It's not a good look, but who cares, right, he got for
look, drunknness whatever. But the guy, like, so he shows up
at This is where I lost faith in Baker Mayfield. FS One did this
reality show about Baker after he got drafted. So he's going on all these
shows and his parents would talk about him like he's the second Coming, and
like, you know, Baker did this, and Banker did that. You
know, Baker, Banker, Banker, Banker, Baker. And then in
my line of work, I recruit people and especially call in Texas and everybody
knows everybody in Texas football scene, and they all like the story was that
Baker Mayfield's father he was gonna go to TCU. But Baker Mayfield's father wanted
to have us saying how the offense was run, so TCU said no.
He goes over to Texas Tech and he loses the job. So Cliffs Kingsbury
He's like, well, if you lose, then he got hurt. But
you lose the job. He lose the job. He got to sit down.
I gotta go with Patrick Mahomes. So he pouts. So he goes
and he walks on to his credit and OU and he lights it up.
But even like his second to last year, he wasn't all world yet.
And then like he gets he gets his big heads. He's got a big
mouth that his parents should talking about how radio is and everything else. He
goes to Colin Cowherd show. Colin goes, hey, who's that guy with
you? That's my music guy, my music guy, because what do you
mean your music guy? He picks music for me to listen to. Like
he already established an entourage before he even walked into into an NFL locker room.
I mean, you know he's got this just entitled. He's not Manzel,
but he's kind of cut from the same cloths. Kevin, did you
log in your to your stuff here? I don't know what's going on.
It's gonna make it work. Yeah, we Odell Beckham Junior's father was railing
on Baker Mayfield. Yeah, nobody came to Baker's defense in the locker room.
No, nobody liked the guy. And then he tells everybody, Hey,
look, I'm hurt. But you know what, I will make the
decision whether or not I play. Not the doctors, not the physicians,
not the kick coach. I will make that decision. Who the hell are
you? And you cost the Browns the playoffs pop because you're playing hurt.
Yeah, it's admirable. But if you can't go, you can't go,
right right? All right? Well, I like it. I like it,
Danny. A lot of passion there. I do have a lot of
passion, A lot of passion, a lot of passions. You can't go,
you can't go. Yeah, that's it. Uh speaking of can't go.
Uh this, I don't know if this Elon Musk's Musk Mark Zuckerberg fight
will happen, but I would be a little bit concerned if I'm Elon.
I've seen Elon smart guy. Yeah, credible brain has done I think has
changed the world. Yes, in multiple ways. Yeah. I mean I
think I don't know what's happening with Twitter. That's an odd thing to me.
The XX I don't know what's happening there. I don't know. I'm
seeing like Thread seems to be growing and a little more friendly, and I
think I think people just the divisiveness. And I think you forgot you get
painted with that X. You know, uh, you're right, because you
can't. It's not as ubiquitous, I guess you would say right now.
And they also suck more information out of you than any of Zuckerberg's previous apps.
So ID activated mine? Oh you did? Oh yeah, so I
just linked it. I didn't know. I just wandered through my uh Instagram.
Yeah, yeah, so that's all I did. But um, I
do wonder I've seen him. He looks paunchy, and he was on a
yacht somewhere and just like out of shape. Zuckerberg is apparently really into MMA
and MMA training. I read something that he consumes four thousand calories at McDonald's,
which is along the lines of we heard people like Michael Phelps when he
was swimming doing that. Yeah it was whatever. But if you look at
Zuckerberg, I mean he almost looks like he's a little bit more jacked than
he was. So now he's gone so far as to build an octagon in
his backyard. Now I don't know where what's for show and what's not for
show. But he put out a text exchange between he and his wife over
the octagon. His wife is Priscilla Chan and he said, uh, I've
been uh. So he texted her apparently he said something like, uh,
did you see uh did you see the octagon in the backyard? And she
said, yes, I saw it, and he wrote back it looks awesome,
and her reply was, Mark, that's it. Now, if you
get a if you get a Dan or Danny, that's it. What's a
Daniel from my wife? You will that's like the code word Daniel, Daniel
because nobody called me Daniel. Yeah, but my hear Daniel from my Kevin.
Do you get a do you get aye? Everyone? Kevin dog?
All right? Mark? And then I guess he said, uh, we
have plenty of a yard space and she replied, I've been working on that
grasp for two years. Well, I don't know. Maybe, yeah,
you probably could assemble an octagon within a couple hours. I'm but you know
I'm saying I don't call that guy from the last story about don't get that
welder, But that's what's going I couldn't, I can't remember. I'm probably
always got trouble for something when I was married. That's rich people problems though,
man and working on night grass for two years? Yeah, who cares?
You have a zillion dollars go buy into the yard somewhere. Well,
that's what I was thinking. That's why. Again, I don't know if
it's for show. And by the way, maybe she is, or maybe
she hired people to do the grass and it's been taking two years. You
know what I mean. He just I heard he just got some extremely high
like higher than black belt double blue. Okay, So but I mean again,
did he pay for all that or right? Because when that good,
he might be that good. God damn. So look at you. You've
doubting Thomas. I'm not saying that he can't do it, but you have
to. Kevin raises a great question, Peter, because Peter from the Bible,
Peter, if you're that Thomas Thomas was the doubter, Yeah, I
know, but Peter Peter denied Christ you're denying Zuckerberg he's not God his three
his three belts or his three checks or whatever Kevin said he had. I
mean, when you qualified, do you know anybody who's ever qualified for a
black belt or whatever? No, you don't really fight anybody. You just
go through the motions and if it looks cool enough, all right, we'll
give it to you. I don't know anybody who's fought for a black It's
not like the WWE where you win the championship, but you walk around holding
a belt and flip everybody off in all four corners of the ring. Okay,
it's like you have to like go through this, you have to go
through a panel of judges, like they're gonna tell Zuckerberg no, well yeah,
I would think you would. Yes, if you legitimately want to do
it, you get that high up. You got yes. People, But
aren't you doing jiu jitsu and the Olympics because he doesn't have time. He's
trying. But your but your Mark Zuckerberg, you got enough money to do
whatever you want to do at this point. Now, I'm not saying that
of course he wants to take over the world. These all they're gonna ruin
the grass if he gets in the Olympics. What the hell it? Push
your money where your mouth is, bro. That's one thing I'll say about
some of these WW guys who cross over into ultimate fighting and then they get
their ass kicked a couple of times, but at least they gave it a
shot. Rock Lester one, but he tested positive for steroids. Now it
was cim Puck who got his ass kick ron Da Rowse. He also lost
then went to Wwyeah, which I thought was a horrible idea, but it
worked. Her wallet disagrees with you. No, yeah, I'm sure that
was fun, but like she lost credibility though, h Danny, what do
you think the Bills record will be this year? Since we're we're at let's
say the NFL has officially started. A Hall of Fame game is being played
right now. Off the top of my head, right now, I would
say the Buffalo Bills will go probably twelve and five, twelve and five five.
Off the top of my head, I think they'll lose one game to
the Jets. I think they'll lose a game to the Dolphins. I think
that. I mean, let's be honest, this team, you know they've
had they had a cakewalk schedule last year and then they faced the real opponent
and they got bitch slapped. That was something that somebody said today, Oh
we heard that just a little while ago. Yeah, I'm wondering. Their
focus was off all season. This is before Damar Hamlin, this is before
Kim Pogula. Their focus was off before the before the storms. Their focus
was off full year. After the after the Green Bay game, that offense
did not look the same. So I'm gonna go uh, I was gonna
say thirteen and four, okay, so one more win than you have.
But I would say thirteen and four, I would love it, which may
be enough to win the APEC East. Maybe it would be enough to win
the APC East unless they lost those two games to write either Miami or the
Jets with an equal record, you got it. So that could be enough.
That's what I'm thinking. But there's always you gotta remember this, fellas,
there's always with an addition of an extra playoff team in each conference,
which we've had the last two years. At least for the last thirty three
years, four new teams make the playoffs every year. Kevin, do you
think um New England will have a winning record? No, I don't you
know you don't think they'll have a winning record. Really, I think their
defense can can't go nine. You don't think You don't think O'Brien's gonna help
Mac Jones turn around that offense. He has looked like absolute dogshit alive preseason
so far. Nine they haven't playing games. I'm talking about everybody that's saying
they're going out to the camp. He looks like crap. What about Bailey
receivers? What about Bailey Zaffy? His receivers can't get It doesn't matter who
you could put Jesus Christ out there if you can't catch some, he's amazing.
Are you saying Jesus Christ couldn't couldn't play quarterback in the NFL? Receivers?
Uh? Now, just because you put your hands out, we're in
Bill's country. What do you think their record will be? The Bills?
Yeah, I'd probably say three and fourteen. I'm just kidding, Um,
I'm probably I'm righting along with Dan. Twelve and five. Twelve and five
I think really is gonna be tough, and twelve and five is actually pretty
damn good. I don't like the Holy I don't like it. You said
the whole AFC is tough, the whole even the entire FC Central is tough.
Okay, the AFC East and by the way, as much as you're
a New England fan, they're gonna play the Bills tough. They're not gonna
like lay over, They're not going to roll over. Rather, so that's
two divisions of guys that are stacked. Then you go to the AFC West,
all right, Supposedly, if Sean Payton could put his money where his
mouth is, Denver should be back on track. The only team that you
gotta like look at and go, yeah, they suck still are probably the
Raiders, and they're not sure where Garoppolo's head's gonna be right now, but
if he could like turn it on, then you gotta worry about that division
because the Chargers that keep calling him San Diego and the Chiefs are still there.
The Chief's biggest a m Achilles heal right now is that they have like
fifteen receivers and you don't know any damn wana way right, But you mean
to tell me any Reid Patrick Mahomes can't turn them into stars. Of course
they will, and then you have to and then went from the South.
Yeah, yeah, you got the South right, So I mean Jackson did
that? Did that go through the upright? Lookally was right over? Look
went right over the Jacksonville is in the South, and the north Ville could
be tough. Yes, jackson can be very tough. And still the Texans
are the only two teams that I can think of that are just thirteen and
four is what I'm gonna Okay, cool, sticking to that through all right,
we're twelve and five. All right, I hope, I hope you're
right. It's officially started. Summer's over. No, don't say that.
No really, no, Billy can't see that. So it's not over.
Another money started. We got another money would you stop? We got ice
already, two good months of freaking summer. Everybody wants to go back to
football. I love football for right out loud. We're gonna have one big
party, one last summer blastic Greg Connors on Sunday without Danny. He there
live and you'll get to hear all of it on two podcasts in this network.
And we'll see you Monday.