Hey, look, he's a little dead, mean man. I had something
for the beginning of the show and then I lost it. Anyway, Welcome,
Welcome, Welcome to the Dark Tank. But it was Dark Tank Podcast.
It's me Chris, It's it's him, Derek, it's him. Yeah.
From the Sun. That intro for the last episode is perfect, by
the way. That was the Power of the Sun. It's good. Caught
me off guards squear in Sweden face. I was like, should I use
the old intro? Should I was like, no, I'm just gonna put
that thing and get right into the podcast. It was good. It was
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In fact, they don't exactly, And everybody take it from them. Every
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They've always approached us in a cardboard box. They've always approached us in a
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what do we got today? There's there's some quick things that I felt were
worthy of getting into, but we're gonna focus on questions. We got a
lot of questions over on Patreon. Uh. It's actually making me upset how
many of there are. It's it's the question that's been up for six days.
There's one hundred and seventy seven questions. I'm gonna have to start being
really judicious with this. I'm gonna have to start being a bit of a
prejudiced asshole, and I'm probably gonna there's probably gonna be questions here that are
written fairly well that I'm not gonna be able to use because there's simply too
many. I think, I think on both sides, because we we we
keep doing this thing where we'll spend that's fiftes on one question like oh ship.
That is true because some of these questions are so good, like they
just lead to such a good comment. It leads to like crazy ship.
But also these homeless people are you know, they're they're they're given us quest
the last superior. I would say homeless. I don't care. I don't
feel bad, but I don't have it. I would say, I would
say, look, you're right, you're right, Derek, You're right,
Derek. It's both of our faults. I would say, it's a play.
It's ninety percent their fault. All right, well, let's let's just
move into the stuff that that is topical, so we can get right into
questions for sure. I was told before the show that Cat Williams had a
meltdown, but I feel like that's not accurate. It's not really a meltdown.
Act I miss I misworded it. Kat Williams went on Shannon Sharp's podcast
Sentence Star famous uh, the the the the progenitor of what is called the
modern tight end. People don't know sports. He's he's he literally, he's
literally a Hall of Famer. He changed football pretty excessively by himself based on
the way he played the Originally in football, there was only person that would
really run down the field, that would really like zoom down the field were
wide receivers back in the day. What happened to Shannon start being a large,
extraordinarily fast black man. He made it so tight ends are trained to
be able to run pretty well as well. That's what I played when I
was a tight end, because I was not small enough to be a wide
receiver, but I was quick enough to be able to run at least.
So he changed the way football was played genuinely, like he's a he's a
Hall of Famer, he's a great. He had he had a He had
an advantage though, because his his noses is about as big as his entire
face, and he can he can take him so much oxygen more than anybody
else that nobody could keep up with his pace. And then he played in
Denver for a while to where you know, the high altitude, so no
one was out pacing him with he was breathe and you would take out all
of the air in the stadium and then just you would breathe and everybody have
to put the domes on like SpongeBob, or she would take all the year
from everybody. That's that's crazy. Yeah, I've never heard of I never
heard of this guy. I never heard of this guy before literally maybe what
thirty seconds ago when you mentioned that's insane, but you don't watch it's not
insane. Yeah, when it comes to him, Yeah, I don't know.
These are like such. I don't know. It's it's because I can't
believe someone has lived their whole life in America and just don't don't don't know
these things. But also granted I was around sports growing up, I wouldn't
look at it. I knew Chris you you've heard of of, uh no,
Tom Brady right, yeah, yeah, so see, I see I
expect him to hear that name, not Shannon Sharp, like because Shannon Sharp
obviously if you if you watch American football, you know who he is.
But outside of him, he's also granted he is before our time of watching
football exactly maybe time maybe, No, I definitely wasn't. I wasn't watching
sharp. I just knew if it because of the is he like the is
he like the three Stooges of football where like like you know, only like
only like seventy year olds really haven't retire retired like a decade ago or something
like, he's not that he's old for a football player. Yeah, he's
he's been retired for a while now, but it's it's also seventeen seventeen,
maybe twenty two late as a twenty two year old. It's so funny when
you think about like the pioneers of these sports who like they like they got
all like the first people to play these sports really got all of the damage
and none of the money. Yeah, like the first the first people,
the first people like playing like let's play football without without helmets. Is football
older than rugby? Well, rugby is? Isn't rugby just football without Well
it's it's similar different, but it's definitely better in what I mean by that
as far as like health wise and just everything in general. Because and to
be fair to the old old American football, it wasn't as dangerous because when
they started to figure out how to properly protect people they felt invincible. That
was kind of the double edged sword. So when you really felt protected,
these motherfuckers will spear you in a way that you would never do if you
didn't have a helmet or shoulder pads or fucking knee pads and all. Like,
I felt fucking amazing when I played football, and except for you know,
clashing helmet to helmet that was, oh yeah, you lost like a
thousand brain cells and there's white flashes. I'm so shocked that I never got
a concussion. I'm grateful for that. I never got a concussion playing.
But didn't you play defense, you never got a concussion. So I played
defense. I played a defensive line, which all I had to do was
really because you were on the D line the the hardest times I ever had
to crack anybody, because my my job was to deal with either the quarterback
who's stationary for the most part, or the running back that's barely getting steam,
or I'm just dealing with the fat fucking offensive linemen, so I don't
have to get like. The people who got the worst of it were the
the d backs, the defensive backs, and the safeties because they're sprinting at
full speed hitting people, and so I really on the d line. You're
kind of okay, this is football, right, yeah, yeah, this
is this is this is So what's crazy is that defensive line when I was
when I was playing football, right, the defensive line people were my heights
in high school already. They were huge. Everybody was bigger than me.
They were a huge defensive line. Dudes were big as shit, and they
were like I would I would run away from them if they hit me,
they would hurt me. That's how big they were. The fact that you
were playing defensive line is you're playing miln in California. Granted there's a lot
of his Spanish people here, they don't get very big. Here's the thing,
there's a thing they everybody cheated in our high schools, maybe in yours
two where they would bring the varsity people into the lower Yeah, so it
was still everyone was massive and had beards and ship and I'm like not there
yet having to face these men and uh so it was kind of laughable.
But at the same time, my point being that I'm on the line,
so full speed isn't a thing. Yeah. So yeah, so I was
protected versus fucking running backs getting hit harder than you know, safeties would safeties
try to eliminate them literally and they would get hit and like they would get
hit in their shoes and shit would come off. And it's like the fact
that your shoes came off is insane because they were triple notted. That is
nuts. So so yeah, all the all the people from when I grew
up watching football, like when I was a kid, they're all their brains
are scrambled. A few of them off themselves, a few of them,
uh off some people. All of them beat their spouses like they all have
c So is smart and he was so insanely big that people couldn't do that
to him. So he made it out unscathed. Uh he does his big
ass podcast he has basically he does black entertainment for the most parties, and
like he's in black in the black space. And so he had on a
bunch of prominent comedians, like the Kings of Space. But yeah, the
space is painted black and he has black you know. So he had on
like the Kings of Comedy, he had on Cedric the Entertainer, he had
on Well, I was gonna say Bernie Mac but he's been dead for a
while. Wait wait, wait, so this Yeah, Cedric the entertainer and
Bernie Mack get mixed up to me a lot. They're they're the only two
people. They're the only two people that I ever seen in the world where
like, for some reason, I'm completely blind to their individuality. That is
so disrespectful. That's so wild someone who likes comedy. That is insane for
you to say, like as a person that is a that talks so much
about comedy, that is an outrageous Let's put it this way. Let's put
it this way. George Carlon nineties comedy was pioneered by that group of people.
George Carlon Bernie Mack. I'm just as far as like icons, I'm
just like, oh yeah, no, Bernie Mack, Joe Joe Rogan.
I think Bernie Mack, Bernie Mack. I know, for some it's I
guess it's Cedric entertainer that I just can't put a face to, and he
just like random people's faces, because I mean, Cedric's not He's Cedric is
exactly what his name is. He's just an entertainer, Like he doesn't have
like an actual identity. You know, Cedric was more important to more important
to like pret deaf jam Erra of comedy, like just before when everybody was
going into that err of comedy. He was like just before the era,
and he was very important then. Because the Kings of Comedies are very important.
They're a very important group to like, particularly black comedy. I've seen
the Kings of Comedy movie probably like ten times, maybe more. I love
that shit, But I will say Kat did let's let's let's let's go to
it. I don't think I have to spend that you loved it. I
saw I see it ten times and I hate I had to study how much
I hated it. That is very true. That was very redundant, very
fucking redundant. But yeah, going to Kat Williams, cat came on.
He had some beef that he wanted to clarify. I guess because I don't
know why. It's probably in Hollywood in general, but for some reason,
comedians just lie maybe the most, or at least they get called out the
most. I'm not sure what it is. But even when it comes to
the Kings of Comedy, I guess Cedric the entertainer fucking who's the family feud
guy? I can't remember his name right now, Steve Harvey. Steve Harvey.
Yeah, he came on and I guess, and then another dude came
on that was not a part of the comedian inspect but he was in the
acting industry. He was talking about Friday After Next or yeah, yeah,
Friday After Next where Kat Williams played a pimp and I guess all these people
were just making ship up right, saying things, and Kat came on to
clarify, and then he also set a bunch of wild ship while he was
there too, so that stuff wasn't really that was just very milk too.
He was just exposing that they're lying. Oh, Cedric the entertainer stole his
joke, which he actually Yeah, it's one of the things that Cat never
said anything about. It is particularly because they he apologized. Cedric apologized about
it, and then Kat was like, oh, water uner the bridge,
But that's to me, that's just it's like, not exposing these people has
been a problem until like Joe Rogan came out and did the thing that carlosmancia,
and then it was kind of been kind of open in season. Uh.
Anyway, though, that wasn't the crazy shit because I was very like
oh, that's interesting. Then he started saying a bunch of wild shit about
his life, and this nigga read like four thousand nonfiction books when he was
like thirteen or some shit. He he went to some school that people aren't
one hundred percent sure about that existed when he was like, oh, I
got accepted to a college when I was a fucking teenager. He ran a
this is this is really important in sports realm if people know, like the
combines when you're testing your shit, like how high can you jump? How
fast can you run? You know, the forty and so he said he
got a four forty, which is is it's it's indescribably bullshit like this.
The person, the person that he's sitting across from, Shemon sharp at his
peak was a specimen. Shemon could never get that. Sheen could not get
that in his prime. He couldn't. That's why she said and looked at
him like he totally know what you're talking to. You do you know what
kind of preacher you're talking to? He immediately was like what what do you?
What do you even there was it was interesting watching him drop like stuff
that seemed real and then drop ship that was just so fucking outlandish. We
were like, I don't know if I can believe anything he's saying because he
keeps coupling it with the dumbest fucking bullshit. And yeah, yeah he's he's
I just don't like his And you know, if did you see any of
the clips of Elon Musk being on Joe Rogan's podcast, because the way that
he probably a long time ago, the way that he would talk, they
talk very similar in the way that they they answer questions. Huh what I
thought you said, Like in the way they enunciate not not the way they
enunciate it, in the way that not at all, not even Yeah,
it's not even close. But what you gotta say, they could have a
similar cadence for sure, but absolutely don't. Absolutely I didn't see the interview.
I'm asking quite why why you like? That's not like that's an impossibility
that they would have a similar cadence. It's pretty it's pretty outrageous for do
you know what? Do you know? What? Do you know? Sounds
Chris? Do you know what cadence is? Chris? Yes, you don't,
because you and I know a similar cadence. Me, you and I,
You, me and Stephen Hawking could have a similar cadences, But do
you know who Cat Williams isn't Elon Musk. Like, if I understand Williams,
I'm Kat Williams. I'm short and gay, I get it. I
understand that Elon Musk isn't I'm Elon Musk. I'm tall and retarded. I
understand that they don't sound the same with the same voice. But like,
the thing that struck me about this thing that struck me about Elon Musk,
the thing that struck me about Elon Musk when he was on Je Rugan's podcast
was how fucking slow he spoke yes, and how like fucking awkward the pauses
were. And that's what I was asking, like whether or not that was
Kat does Oh wow, No, Kat Williams talks really fast. And then
he said something He's like, well, then I guess we doubt now,
And that moment he stopped, he rushes through a sentence and at the end
he slows down what he's saying. He only talked on like when he's on,
like when he's like really on and like, you know, I got
it, I'm gonna shred you. But when you're when Shannon was interviewing him.
It was exactly like Elon Musk. It was actually weird in a way
that he'll ask him a very fucking you should well. I could pull up
clips and show you comparisons. They would be asked a question, they would
do this long, awkward pause and then answer it in one of the most
bizarre ways, not unlike a regular human being, which made me think,
is Kat William autistic because we all were all pretty much we're like, oh,
Elon Musk is clearly on the spect them and the way that cat behaves
it would explain a fucked ton with because he is very socially awkward. Actually
even it's it's it's to the point where not like he's oh, I can't
talk to people, he's just awkward when he talks to people. It's the
way that how the fuck do you get into a fight with a seventeen year
old at a soccer game? Like kind of a thing. It was a
fifteen year old, feel like, either way, it's a teenager. It
was someone that was of course everyone's bigger than was bigger than him. I
was like, god, I remember seeing that video when I was working at
Starbucks, and that fuck my whole shift up. I could not keep five
three, like probably one hundred pounds. Everybody's bigger than him, you know,
made it worse. He could even get out fought, like out hands.
He got out bodied by a kid, because he's no way a kid
is outbodying. I am he, I am, well, Kat Williams's as
Cat Williams is five five, which I don't. He's not true. He
even he said on the pot definitely actually live to him literally yeah, so
yeah, no, there's no way, because I remember we saw him in
person. We saw him wild at three am. I thought it was I
thought this is someone's daughter. He was surrounded by he was surrounded by a
security though, So it's kind of yeah, I would be if I were
him, I would be. Yeah, Cat Williams, the amount of ship
that he it's a good thing he was because literally that night I literally had
a for some reason like that night, I had the urge to kill Cat
Williams, to beat the fun out of him. Yeah, I had,
like I don't know. Then I saw him and I was like, oh
my god, my opportunity, but like the security was there, so I
couldn't do it. I want to be with him for so, I just
it's a joke. By the way, I really want to clarify that I'm
not threatening to kill kat Williams. I really want to make I really want
to make that. Yeah, just out of nowhere, you just you just
had this sudden urge to kill and specifically Williams. Yeah. Just no,
never never had that feeling before, but that night I had it, and
you were just blinded by it, like ah murdered. Yeah. Yeah,
it's like when it's like it's like when you're have in climax in like three
weeks, you know what I mean, where it's like I gotta something's I
don't know that what something's going on. After the first few weeks, you
start feeling like after because three weeks, I think you're kind of your cured
almost. I don't think I've ever feel that long. I feel like you're
cure because after a month, I feel like you're you're you're you're back,
like the real use finally back after a month of your I wonder how true
that is, Like you're like you're like, oh, I'm I remember being
able to go more than three days. I can definitely, I can definitely
go a week eisi me, it's probably like a couple of days you're married.
Basically, Yeah, that's true. A couple of days without busting is
okay for me. But then I think on the third days when I start
noticing my bodies like, hey, idiot, we need to bust kind of
a thing. I don't know, man, I can definitely go easily a
week. Then after that I start getting a little I started my my focus
comes back, But then my focus comes back. You know what I mean?
You know what's said, Casey, I've never seen you focus. Let's
move on a fucking I am a fucking straight ache student most of the time.
That's mad, But okay, whatever whatever, I've never seen you focus.
I've never seen you saw more like Morgan Freeman, during which I think,
sound like that. I was wondering, this man can't even spell spell
this. This man is trying to not say the end world and he's already
said it about fifty thousand times. I said, you know more times.
Bro, I'm I'm in a good space right now. You know what's fucking
crazy to Kelliams is just Kelliams is just in grand theft. For I totally
forgot that is I totally forgot that. I don't remember who is he.
He's just in it. He's a comedy. He's just like you can go
to comedy clubs and just watch the entire right, You're right, I forgot
of him. It's him. Uh, Ricky Gervasis is there as well,
right, Ricky Gervais. I don't know why. I don't know why.
Bill Burr is in that game, but he's not. I don't know if
that was before he was doing like proper, I don't know what the funck,
but like he in he's in the game. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
he was pretty late. That's great because because I know, I know
show he was. Yeah he was, Yeah, but he he didn't know
who he was. I mean, he had guy extremely brief roles like say,
oh a guy's night out segment stuff. He was not fucking playing actually,
like you know what I'm saying. Yeah he was. He was in
the Racial Draft I think if I remember, yeah he was, he was
in the Racial Draft as well, but he look like he was. He
was at the store. Well fuck him. Yeah, but it's kind of
it's kind of like I don't know, it's it's like, uh, it's
kind of like how you would see like Drake Drake Bell and Josh Pack on
The Amanda Show, and and they were you know, they were they were
there and they were clearly talented, but like they weren't the main people or
like or like, actually, that black guy from I Think You Should Leave
is another great example of that, where like he's in he I'm seeing him
in like everything now, but like you didn't really know who he was at
the beginning of that show because it's you know, it's not he's not the
main guy. So I feel like it was one of those things where it's
like bil Bilbert blew up a little bit after Chappelle show. I think we
definitely before g t A four or after, but yeah, so weird,
so strange. But my favorite comedian ever, every dude, every I mean,
all these fucking comedians, Dave Chappelle, all all these big comedians now
are just doing the same blueprint, like make fun of trans people and say
that you look at me, Oh I made a joke about penis. Oh
no, I'm getting consulted. I'm like, no, you have fifty million
dollars and sh shut the fuck. It's just not it's it's it's I I
can't fuck I like, I just I'm more I'm not even trying to be
a hipster man. I just once they get to a certain point, it's
like, oh, let me just do the same thing. I'm just gonna
say, I'm I'm I'm getting any I'm saying what I'm like. You're not
though you're getting canceled. You're so famous, and you have annoys me.
It annoys me specifically because it's people who are just like, these are objectively
like, these are people who have proven themselves to be funny for such a
long time. So it's just coming from objectively talented people. So it's like
why, Like I remember that was that I was really scared that was the
way it happened to Bill Burr because like the first half of Paper Tigers,
Oh my god, Paper Tiger was like that where I was like I don't
know if I and then the second half was really good, and then like
since then, he's actually been doing some really fucking interesting thing, like he's
he's he's been specifically almost avoiding that blueprint, I think because he sees that
it's kind of like tacky and kind of like the thing that everybody's doing.
And I told him like, you're fucking dumb. Stop. I think what
happened is I think Bill Burrs is like, oh no, I'm not just
gonna disrespect people. I think that's all it is. I think I think
for him, is it simple, Like I understand being offensive is like you
get, you dig, you dig, do the trash to get to the
gem, right, But he's like, there's no point of going for that
gem because I'm just gonna sound way shadier than I can. Probably be funny
well, because every time he talks about every time he's like on an interview
or something like that, he's always the person that makes what ignorant person sound
really fucking stupid. He always points out how much dumber the person. When
he was on Joe Rogan specifically, like I was hilarious, it was great.
That's like bank bank for me. That's that's one of my favorite moment.
It's like, funny is Joe's dumb ass is like laughing and it's like
this dude is literally lighting him up, but like stupid. But that's all
he can do. If Joe would have been like fuck, you would have
been way worse. Like all you can do is laugh that you're getting lit
up, which is what I wish I could remember, Like what he like,
what did he say? Like you throat, Like you're so tough with
your open nose and throat because like I love I love that so much,
dragging on the ground, like just he just lights him up. He likes
was like you were wearing a mask to Joe, I was at your house
while you were wearing a mask. Stop acting like you were. It's like
it's a little I don't know, it's weird, it's I wanted to guys,
I don't know you you you couldn't have seen this. I I every
once in a while like say, uh, it's funny. The majority report
will pop up on my feet only when like Temple, Joe Rugan's being made
fun of. The algorithm's got it fine toned for some reasons. And I
was just so confused that Tony Hinchcliff, he does this thing called kill Tony
and yeah, of course yeah. And so he's on Joe Broken's podcast,
Tony Hitchcliff, and I'm like, Tony, I don't think he's stupid,
but he says something so stupid that I'm thinking maybe he's trying to set up
Joe, I don't know, he says, man, a bunch of people
in like Montreal or in Canada whatever around twenty twenty one, like just their
their population started to really decline, like what could have happened? And I'm
like, what do you mean? And so Joe replies with whoa this medical
intervention? And and I was just like, oh no, he oh no,
he just skipped over the obvious thing. And I was just like,
is Tony Hinchcliffe a mastermind? And like, I'm gonna just make Joe seem
like the dumbest fucking person ever and pretend like I don't know that this virus
killed millions of people worldwide, and then Joe's is gonna make the connection that
it was the vaccine that did it. And I was like oh, And
I was like, I can't believe I used to listen to this guy.
He didn't always He wasn't always like that Peo people do just genuinely said,
that's that's kind of the attitude that bothers me about, like just how people
look at YouTube right where it's like they look at like, uh, the
sphere content that we used to be in, and then they look at it
like now it's like, I can't believe I used to listen to tho people
back in the day. It's like, well, there's a difference there,
right, you know what I mean, there's a deep difference what it is
currently and what it is now. To clarify, I wasn't I I know,
you mean, I'm more shocked that, like I can't believe this is
the same person. It's that's what I should have said, because no,
for sure, Yeah, it's it's upsetting, Like, uh, I don't
know, man, it is weird to see just because it is getting played
out like the whole like, oh, you can't say anything. It's like,
come on, dude, Like Joe kenes media in the world, like
there is no bigger media than him, and he tries to act like there's
some type of I'm like, how could you when you're number one? You
are literally at the top of the food chain, so nobody can fuck with
you, like and whatever. All I know is that look at if I
get four hundred, five hundred million dollars thrown at my face, maybe I'll
turn into a piece of shit like that too. That's all I can say.
Maybe I do think money does have that power to probably do that.
One you get that amount of money, you might start like letting things go,
obstructing a little bit of truth here and there, and then all of
a sudden you turn into just a complete fucking like I don't know, man,
fucking all these people died. It must have been the thing that's trying
to save them. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
I would just I would stop. I wouldn't I wouldn't lie, but
I would stop making comments on things comments. I wouldn't start lying. I
would just start avoiding certain subjects you hopefully speaking of Speaking of comedy, yeah,
uh, did you guys see did you guys having to catch any of
the conversation around the Golden Globes and this comedian Joe Joe Coy is huge,
but yeah, yeah, yeah, he's the Filipino guy Filipino the Golden Globes
and what happened I heard, like what happened? It was, it just
wasn't very good. I think people are over. I must don't call him
a dickhead or something like that. I don't think so if you rice paper
eating dickhead, I don't think. I don't think. She said. Amma
Stone said paper become my favorite actress. She would be Yellow Davis immediately from
me, I'm like, well, wid Davis, you're out. She was
like when I was young, I like wanted to, like, you know,
uh, sling some yogant on her. Then that that would reignite that,
that would re ignite it. I would want to sling some yogurt on
her. It's such a wild yeah, sling some girt girt. Yeah,
I want to see you, to say, animals. Back in the day,
I heard I heard Poor Things was really good. I haven't I want
to see I saw it. It's very good, but yeah, it's weak.
And she looks older and that like you can. For a long time,
I didn't notice how much older she looked from like because I remember Zombieland
that was staring like easy a, so like fucking fourteen years ago. I
know exactly, it was fourteen years she's really really attractive. And then she
was obviously and what you call it twelve years of twelve Years of Black,
and it was like and I was like, she looks the same for the
most part, and I realized the movie came out like almost ten years ago,
Years of Black, and I'm like whoa, she does not look exactly
young she used to. That's crazy. It looks crazy. Remember when they
were having all these knockoff movies on Netflix, like Atlantic Rim and shit,
do you remember that Twelve Years of Black? It's a knockoff movie, Twelve
Years of Black, and it's actually a better movie. It's yeah, Atlantic
Rim was so much better than the Pacific Rim. But did you guys watch
on Netflix for a little bit. They had Titanic too, and it was
pretty much shot exclusively in a fucking high school gym. Did you guys seep?
It wasn't not like it was. Are you sure you weren't dreaming?
What? No Titanic too? I swear to God, I swear on my
life, bro. Are you talking about the animated movie? No, not
the Atlantic the anime movie. There was a live action Titanic too, and
it was pretty I didn't see the school gym and it was on Netflix.
I think in two thousand, two thousand, maybe you're fucking making this the
last way, dude. It's Titanic too. I swear to God. I
swear to now you're doing the Last of Us movie again? Made this?
I'm not lying? What do I lie about? This. It was on
Netflix twelve years an it's on two years like, it's so crazy, wow,
oh wow, oh oh. Things are making sense, things are clicking
to be what the fuck is TV? It's not real? To six hundred
and twenty five weeks A Black Titanic to the return of Jack. What the
hell Titanic? Dude? Watching it horrible? There's so many twenty twenty three
like fake trailers of this. There's lots of Titanic dude trailer, twenty four
Jack's back twenty three directors cut dude. Fake Fake movie trailers are huge,
There's a lot. There's a shocking I'm pretty sure ninety percent of YouTube is
fake movie trailers for movies that either aren't real or people have just pitched into
their own. Especially now with AI, it's going to become even worse.
I believe it because just typing in type A Titanic two on Google, the
entire page is just all fake trailers. Yeah, it's nuts situation before,
but yeah, I don't know, so I don't know. Joe Koy really
yeah, oh yeah, Joe Koy, it just wasn't it just wasn't very
good. I think people are maybe like trading it more nuclear than it was.
It really wasn't. It really wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen,
but it was pretty bad. Like he kept he was getting like really defensive,
and he was like I didn't write all these getting really defensive, and
like there's and there's just like I don't know, there are certain mannerisms that
you have to have when hosting a show like that. It's a terrible gig.
I don't know why anybody does it, and he just doesn't really have
the mannerisms to match it. Like he repeat himself a lot. He's a
little bit like too improvisational for like what the means. Speaking of Ricky Jervais,
Rickey Jervais did a fucking amazing job every time he hosted. I was
like, memorable hosts. Yeah, literally any award show. Can you think
of anything past that? No, we're not really Actually he did that.
He called out a bunch of like obviously people that probably do sketchy shit,
and I was like that, yeah, all that's funny about Other than that,
it was a regular hosting of some midness. No, I disagree.
I actually actually watched some of the some of the hosting, like literally last
night because I was watching the Joe Coythy and I was like, wow,
this is bad, and I remember that Ricky Gervais hosted, and I was
like, going through, like some of the previous ones, it's actually pretty
good, like genuinely like some good jokes there, Like they're digs, but
it's like it's they're sharp, but they're not like evil, you know,
they they like the last one that he did was fucking crazy because that was
what he was like. He talked about Epstein and everybody bowed and he was
like, I know he's your friend. I don't care a bit. That's
a bit crazy, but I think that was cool. But like I don't
like what, like what do you like? I don't know. Like hosting
the show in general was so like I don't care. This is like,
Okay, this guy's gonna stand up here, just say who wins awards in
rapping succession? So you'll get the fuck out of your Yeah, but that's
not the job. That the job, well, the job is to host,
so like you have to have like some monolog you have to have some
jokes. He has some good ones, like specifically he's like, I like,
I like to drink as much as the next guy, as long as
the next guy isn't mel Gibson and he brings up fucking with his right after
his like alcoholism like spree. Nice. So it's like I like, I
like when people specifically in that industry are are brought down a little bit,
you know what I mean. There's some light ribbings some mate, because I
mean, dude, they got like such a good not that they don't work
hard, but I mean, like it's definitely they're not doctors, you know,
so like they can handle some waking up early in the morning. That's
really that's the Yeah, I wouldn't say that that's that's a simplification of it,
but they do know they it could be. It could be the job.
Every job that people have, they have to memorize it because that everybody
has to memorize it or you ain't fucking fired. They got to memorize their
lines and wake up early and just be there all day sitting. And it
is actually acting is to be in the industry. It's actually it is that
simple. It really is, dude. I know plenty of I know I'm
not an actor myself. I'm not looking. They don't want to tell you.
It's not that simple because they want their job to see more prestigious.
But like they're they're memorizing their lines and hanging out all fucking day. That's
essentially what being an actor is. Now, there's the it's like there's the
Kobe Bryants, there's the Lebron James of actors, right, but then there's
everybody else. That's just they're good at what they do. They're memorizing their
scripts. But really the hard if you listen to people when they're talking about
acting, the the most difficult thing is the the downtime or waking up really
fucking early to get into makeup, into costume or whatever. But like other
people behind the scenes are doing the fucking hard work. The pas are setting
everything up, the fucking design, like they're not. It's not that fucking
complicated. It really isn't. I wouldn't say it's complicated. I wouldn't go
by I say complicated, not the word. I would say definitely taxing anywhere
texts should work. It is taxing anyway. Yeah, imagine being fucking what's
his name? You gotta act like what's his name? The Bundy Like that
shit doesn't feel good for your mind, Like a really get into the character
Theodore al Bundy or something. Both of them. Yea, you gotta combine
them together. The Bundy is such a passive. What an episode of Merriwo
Children shows up? Brother, it's a serial killer. It's the killer before.
So before we move on to questions, we got to talk about these
junnels that are popping up in New York City. I forgot about the not
popping up, there being discovered. It's a difference. Yeah, so's so
for for anybody who doesn't know anything about the junnels. Nobody's nobody's calling it
this. By the way, there are these there are these tunnels. I
guess in New York City. Is it Manhattan proper or the just the boroughs.
It's funny. It's funnier that it's Brooklyn. The uh so, there
are these tunnels being discovered, the secret tunnels full of Jews. I guess.
I don't know what's going on. It seems like a South Park episode,
do you know what? No, so I do know why they're there.
I have not looked into this. Even they connect, like if you
go in a tunnel, you can walk to Israel from Brooklyn. There's like
a whole tunnel Jewish transport portion, because all I know, all I know,
I'm all I know is that there are Jews in tunnels and they're being
discovered. There are tunnels that lead to Israel. From Brooklyn. You gotta
go from one jew place to another jew place. They have the little jew
magic. They go on the ground, they cast a Jewish spell. And
do you know how impressive that would be that they built a tunnel all the
way to the Middle East under the ocean, under the ocean. That is
so goddamn in President all right, so wait, I need to know the
cond I need to know, Okay, anything else about it. Don't even
know if it's tunnels in plural. There is a synagogue, and under the
synagogue there was maybe it is multiple tunnels, but under the synagogue there was
all this secret like a tunnel to like a bathhouse thing that they were building.
They were doing some like shady underground partying stuff down there, and then
it's like, hey, you guys can't do this, what the fuck are
you doing? So the city proper when they're like, we gotta seal these
things up because you guys could literally collapse buildings and shit, you guys can
do really horrible things. And because of that, the fucking Hasidic Jews.
Dude, every time I hear stories about Hasidic Jews, they're terrorizing people.
It's crazy. So they fucking start they start fucking terrorizing the construction workers.
They start fucking knocking shit and breaking ship and writing and stuff because they're mad
that their their tunnels are going to be sealed. And I was like,
this is insane. And all they got were just like, you know,
lightly arrested and ship and I'm like, damn, imagine if that was me,
man, imagine if I was there up in that tunnel as a as
a black, as a black man. I understand the Jewish people have had
their short shake, the short shake of things, right, but I really
I really want them to know it could be worse. They could be black
and have no history. Like that's the thing that you have. They have
that thing over every other group that's been fucked over throughout history. Their history
was not all eliminated. Look they have. That's why I'm not I'm not
saying. I'm not saying one struggle is greater than the others. Modern day,
modern day, it is very clear. I will say that to your
to your point, it is very clear who got quote unquote reparations and who
did it, who was compensated for the whoors versus who weren't. I have
a whole country. Other people are still going through some The thing that really,
the thing concused me about is that they really should have I can't get
a house and I don't have money. It confuses me that, I mean,
they shouldn't. They should have been given Germany. Quite frankly, that
would have been would have been so down with that at that time. Why
would you have won in Germany? Is the Middle East any better? Like
let's see, I don't know versus just desert popping broll it's now after now
it basically was terrorformed. It was like desolate. It's it's popping, all
right, It's like California. California wasn't what it is? All right,
Yeah, it's been popping is a good way to describe Israel' you know what
fucked up? Israel is amazing. It's like now like they it's been built.
The United States and the and probably Britain and a lot of other countries
pump so much money into it. It is popping. It is like the
Citadel. Yeah, like the Citadel they've revived. They have like fucking Lazarus
pits and fucking they've got like the the Elephant Man revived and you can meet
him and talk to him and ask him about his life. It's a fucking
sci fi place. It's ridiculous. You can re erect anybody bro walking out
walking. It is so Israel is so technologically advanced that you can, like
they have shoes over there that you can walk on water with. Just to
trivialize Jesus literally, like that is so disrespect and look at me. I'm
like, Jesus, no shoes. Yeah, I don't know, man,
it's uh, I don't know these times that I just all I know about
this whole situation was is I saw videos of just a Hasidic jewice falling out
of a tunnel and it was just the most confusing thing I've ever seen.
Was the most confusing video I've ever seen. They were falling, they were
just like being dragged out of this hole in the ground. Yeah, and
I mean look, not to be disrespectful, but the costume is hilarious,
absolutely, you know, like the dress, the dress, like seeing that
it's funny enough to see random people pulled out of a tunnel in the middle
of Brooklyn like that nobody knew was there. But in addition, like adding
on to that, the the big coat and the hair. It's funny.
It's like it's a funny visual to see. But I just don't understand how
they managed to do this in the first place, Like, how do you
build a how do you build tunnels? Was it like a speakeasy thing that
they were already there kind of? I don't think it was already there.
I think they did it. The biggest question is how did they so the
there's a lot for some reason, there's a lot of Hasidic Jews that were
upset that they were closing those tunnels down. But then like the main the
head jew Uh I think his name is head Jew Crime. I think his
name yeah, Rime, Yeah. Jupe Prime was saying, Hey, this
is fucked up. Y'all. Are kind of went too hard on the paint.
Y'all gotta calm down. But my question is how the fun people in
adjacent buildings or whatever we're saying. Other people were saying, I'm hearing ship
underground. I don't know what the hell is going on. Yeah, the
tweets, tweets of people. It's like, I swear to God, I
keep hearing Yiddish under my floor. I'm on the first floor. What's going
on? That is and people everybody, and then everybody's calling them crazy and
then and then this happens and then they're like, oh dude, ballad tunles
So Jew Prime not know this was he's lying. Jue Prime is lying.
He absolutely okay, So who is who is Jupe? Okay, come on,
I was ahead of okay because I was gonna ask. It's like I
know that I know that the president. Like that's that's different. That's different
than like, yeah, that's different than the Prime. It's like, how
like like black people have like media, you know, well, who do
the Jews have media? Yeah? Right, media is like your your head
of counsel. It's like yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm uh not even
not even Tyler Perry by the way, yeah not even yeah, it's not
even Tyler Perry. It's oh man, that is insane and totally my train
of thought was completely thrown off. I don't even I would even uh so,
yeah, Juwe Prime is like is like religious aliens. Jude the alien
mother, Alien from the aliens man and then and then and then heretical is
the Yahoo. But I don't know what we call him. Yeah, I
don't know, uh jew uh nega jew. I don't know nobody like you
us know that what? Yeah I did, Yeah you didn't know that.
I don't care about then. Yeah I knew about it because in Philadelphia.
That's why he sounds Americans. That is like what I mean that that makes
sense only something only somebody from that place would would do all that die Philly,
They're really not that bad, You're crazy, really not that I have
to say. I have to say, like I'm not even remotely kidding.
Every person from the East Coast that I've met that is like deeply dubious is
from Philadelphia, like since like and I mean from like growth like raised.
I don't mean like they lived there for a little bit like that's whatever,
but like they're from Philly. There's an episode People that we went hard in
the Pain on Philly. I don't remember. It might even been an extra
animal, I don't remember, but there was a segment where we were like,
because at least hardly agree. Philly is one place that you just you
you make sure I never feel like that, like, oh, lock your
windows, you know, lock you I don't lock your doors up And I
don't feel like that obviously. But there's an entire there's an entire city in
in in uh like around there that's like literally zombie land basically like and that's
not even like an exaggeration, like there's I think like fifty percent or something
of like the population is like on trank or something like. It's crazy,
Like I'm not I'm not even remotely kidding, like the percentage might be a
little bit high, but it's a ton like like everywhere you look, it's
just like people leaning over like it's like and they're just like swaying ominously.
The idea of everybody being on trank in the place is fired. Dude.
We stopped in Yeah, I was in Pennsylvania for a while, just built
it, bro I was in Pennsylvania for a while. We're uh went on
towards this band and it's called Kensington, by the way, Kensington That okay,
that sounds like that type of place do. We stopped in Philly because
it was one of those things us being from Cali, like we gotta try
cheese steaks in Philly. Obviously we have to, you know, just clise
say ship. But there was pills in the cheese. There was just there
was just like a litter of pills. That's just I think that's just how
they do things over there. There was just like I was like, is
this are these free? I don't understand what's happening. And there there's and
I just saw like the guy sitting there drooling, you know, like,
and I wasn't. I just I just put the money on the table and
left because I didn't understand what's happening. So he's not essentially he's literally counter
like easily like it was bread. Just there is I don't know, man,
there's there's no it's a crazy phil I feel like New York always caps
out for like the insane shit I've seen. It doesn't though it doesn't always
it does. It does because we lived there and we saw it. But
like the worst parts of Philadelphia don't like they cleared the worst parts in New
York by like a lot. Like it's it's like going from the Tears of
the Kingdom to elden Ring. It's insane, ridiculous. Ship there's a city
full of zombies to the point where like if you look up, if you
look up zombie city Philadelphia, everyone unanimously agrees what it is. I don't
know, man, there's several human rat kings in New York. Remember human
rat kings in New York. Yeah, you know, you know, but
kingson if you have a human raking in New York, but you know what
happens. He goes to Times Square and starts making money on autographs, Like,
there's a human rat king in Philadelphia. He's eating you and your baby
and digging a hole into the center of the fucking earth and dipping it in
about Okato, We're coming back up all hot. It's fucking dire ship over
there, dude, it's weird. Philadelphia, Philly, Philly heads, they
really really destroyed a portion of their city when the Eagles won the Super Bowl.
That is crazy. Somehow they get NATed, the gettnated white phosphorus in
the middle of Philadelphia when he erupted a little mushroom cloud and people were dying
left and right. Oh, manos himself, it's real. It's scary.
I feel like talking about Philly. I feel about d C. They greased,
they greased the poles, like like like traffic poles and stuff, so
that they people would it so funny that they did that that they had to
do that down traffic poles. People ate horses, like the cops would come
on the horses. People would knock down the horses like in Sucking. The
first episode of it was clean horse Skeleton and that was when they're and that
was when their team won. Yeah, when the team won, that's when
won the Bowl. To drink the marror out of the marrow out Philadelphia.
Philadelphia would be like Philadelphia would The only difference between like Philadelphia and Castlevania is
the art style, right, It's just the it's just the infant. It's
just it's just the way the buildings look. If you had Gothic architecture in
Philadelphia, it would base, it would be indistinguishable from Castle. Like you
have people eating horses on the street, you have greasing up poles, lighting
babies on fire, throws buried in Pennsylvania there. That's literally why Transylvania is
called what it is. It's like, what's the closest thing to Pennsylvania?
That isn't this? That is that is such an insane imagine that being real.
When the literally literally the place Transylvania is like, and they were like,
we're gonna name it after Philadelphia. It's like, it doesn't exist yet,
but it will. It will exist, and we have to name it.
It's a fucking paradox or whatever. Yeah. Anyway, anyway, interesting
story about the generals. Sorry to anybody who lives in Philly. But yeah,
but uh, you know, God bless you guys. A horse clean.
You guys are monsters. Yeah, it was sparkling by the time they
were done. You guys are fucking filth. You guys linked the color off
the horses bones your baskets in minutes too. It was minutes. Yeah,
it's it's it's difficult. It's difficult to live in Philly. Anyway. Let's
move on to on some questions from our lovely patrons over over at patreon dot
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see. Oh man, well we'll knock some of these out because I think
some of these are pretty quick. Bean being down road, he says,
hello, there's super mega cast replacements. First time patron here. I just
recently bought an old PSP and loaded it full of games I missed, games
I missed back in my childhood. Did you guys ever play the PSP growing
up? And if so, what you go to games? I gotta say
the PSP was like a porn machine to me, mostly porn primarily I played.
I played Crisis Core, I played Doxter. I only played the thing
to me that was like, I love to wipe out Pure on it out.
Pure was great, but like I didn't really sure. I played Star
Wars battle Front Yeah, the True Nuts. Yeah, there was other games.
There was. There was White Uh, the Chain, Chains of Olympus
and Ghost of Sporta. They're really fun. Controls a little weird since they
didn't have you know, the buttons were a little limited, but yeah they
figured it out. That's second. Yeah right, Oh my god, the
analog stick it's just like a slighty little button. That sh it felt weird.
Dude. I knew people who thought it was a speaker the entire time
and never use it. You can't play some of the games without it.
I was, yeah, there's there's a possibility that somebody might have just gotten
like a specific assortment of games where they would My thing, though, is
like, how do you not how do you not just touch everything on this
machine when you have it and see what? You know what I mean,
Like, people are there's so many people who are so cognitively uncurious that it
blows my mind, Like, how do you own a PSP for more than
five minutes and not look at that speaker looking thing and move it and realize
what it does immediately? You know what I mean? Like, it's weird
that people understand the thing that I just bought, right, It's so there's
the stupidest thing I ever heard in my life. Actually, I'm really sitting
here thinking about it. I'm like, that is so stupid that you get
this thing. You're like, you look at it, there's literally speaker holes
and you're like, yeah, yeah, it's It's bizarre. It's particularly because
what was was it dual shock was when the analogs were introduced a million years
ago and they so controller No I think that was no. I think Duel
Shop was the first time had analog Yeah, the ps the PS one Duel
Shocks was I believe the first. Yeah, the first the PSP. Well,
the meaning that every controller then on has had analogs sick. So why
wouldn't your first thought be where's the analog stick? Like it wouldn't like you
need like it's they're always there. It's like getting a steam deck and then
like seeing the fucking two small cubes at the bottom and be like, oh,
those the speakers and never exactly Yeah, you smash exactly like that.
They say that, oh, force it down their throat, open their mouth,
down their throat and kill them and you leave them there. Yeah,
yeah, it was. It was mostly mostly wipe up your Spider Man two
on. It was actually pretty fun. Uh And and there was the Life
was on there too, but so was what you call it. It wouldn't
know that one was on there. I'm pretty sure that's awesome. I had
no idea, but it wasn't. It was exactly the same, but it's
like a different version. What's the name of the other game before that,
Nemesis Nemesis on there, Nemesis imperfects Yeah, Risidy imperfect right. I feel
like I don't know, man, I have a different experience with a lot
of people. A lot of people were mad at that game. I loved
that game. I thought it was I liked it because it was fucking Actually,
some of the missions were really hard. Some of the missions you have
to be you have to be Iron Man, and you were about to die
and you literally could not be hit. And I was like, wait,
it was fucking hard at Ship. It was such a hard mission that I
liked. That came a lot too, Like I remember watching videos of people
talking about I was like, yeah, this is a fucking disappointment, and
I'm like, oh, okay, I mean I didn't know. I had
no idea I had, Like I was a dickhead in that game though.
To be fair, like I would play with people and I would play Spider
Man. I would I would always pick the I would always pick the bridge
level, and then I would like Spider Man had a move where you would
pick someone up and basically throw them straight down, and so I would just
throw them off the bridge every single time. It was completely busted. But
that game a lot because it like that game was very much so like the
New York. Here was doing New York Ship, and I like that a
lot. I was like, oh, this is like what I like about
comic books. There was just there was a ship going down. It was
some wold ship going down in New York City and they're like, hey,
guys, everybody lives in New York. Can y'all kind of help? And
then the PSP version of that game though, must have been pretty different though,
Oh yeah it was probably maybe should make a retro retrospective on it,
Chris interesting get Motherfuckers, because I have seen I've seen multiple videos of people
saying that ship was like eh, and I was like, yeah, maybe,
I mean my concern though, yeah, my concerns that it's worse than
I remember, like by a lot, and I kind of like that it's
it's good in my memory were some of the PSP games, Dagon Balls,
Boudai. It was basically just Budekay two or three, but uh, just
kind of simple for it had like genema in it. It was weird.
It was cool though on the PSP it was dope. But yeah, I
didn't I didn't fuck around too much with the PSP outside of loading porn onto
it. I never got I never got got to that point you didn't need
the jail break it at all, You just go on the browser. Yeah.
My friend had Mario on his I remember that, and I was like,
why the fuck is Mario on this? Why is there Mario? He's
like, I don't worry about it, dude, just enjoy it. I
was like, all right, I guess, all right, here's here's an
interesting one. Gay Sinatra be like, start spreading your cheeks. I'm fucking
your ass. Rod In says, would you rather pussy taste than smell?
Vomit inducingly awful or human ship smelling so enticing you compulsively eat it on the
daily. It does not taste good. You can kill you can kill you,
you can kill yourself. I understand the appeal. I don't know what
that. I don't know. Smell is amazing, but it doesn't taste good.
I guess it senses work. But okay, we're just we're just like
completely. I feel like that one. They they they grant credence to others,
but they don't like like your scent to smell can make things taste better,
but it can still taste not good. Yeah, you can still extension
of your taste. I understand that, but it doesn't it doesn't like yeaste.
I definitely eaten things that have smelled horrible and didn't taste that bad.
Yeah, and vice versa for sid that. The other one is it's a
lot harder for that to happen, Like it's cheap. Cheese is a good
fucking something's like food though, right, But soap smells not like artificial?
You know, Oh that's what you mean, because you can. You can
because like things like you can do a burger smelling soap and made me want
to take a bite. You've never eaten You've ever eaten soap? I know
you've never eaten eighteen full blocks of soap. You're a psychopath. You're not
even them, You're just swallowing it. The problem is I don't I first
of all, I don't buy soap that smells like food because that's psychotic to
me. I don't know. Oh yeah, for sure, there is a
lot of people do it. They'll be like, oh, here's some soap
that smells like cinnamon rolls and bakery buns, and I'm like, what do
you want your hands to smell like that? Though I don't understand, or
you're delicious because I want somebody had to bite me, that's what. That's
the thing that's kind of crazy to me. I'm like, nah, I
want it to be like there's certain things, there's certain fragrances that we associate
with just good smells, but not like oh I'm hungry now, right,
And so I've never had soap like that personally, and yeah so or drink
distal. I don't know, I've never ever gone down that route. I
know that your sense of smell and taste are like coincide each other very much
so, but I've definitely eight things that smell good that tasted horrible. I'm
trying to think of definitely done that and it's been like that's a shocking experience.
But the only way I can think about that happening is if I'm smelling
something that like it's not the actual thing. Like say, people will mask
the bitterness of a lot of vegetables with a lot of spices, like a
lot of red smelling spices, but I'm smelling the spices and then i take
a bite of the disgusting whatever greens is and I'm like em, like,
no, I'm good on this, but uh yeah, I'm trying. I'm
sure there are there's exceptions. I'm sure I'm not saying that's impossible. I
just can't. Really, nothing's coming to the forefront. The opposite though easy.
I mean, like cheese, some of the best money, like aged
cheese, fucking uh age cheese for fucking three months, for example, Like
cheddar that fucking stinks, but it's delicious. God damn, cheddar is delicious,
Dude, tire is fucking amazing. I like cheese because of the fact
I like cheese on eggs. It's like my one thing. I really need
cheese. I need cheese on eggs. Any cheese on my sandwiches, I
need it. I can't have those things without cheese on a sandwich needs to
I need those things, right, I can't go without them. If I
get a burg without cheese, shoot me in the face. That's not me.
Can I say something that? Can I say something that like I don't
know if this is like I don't know if this is like too bland or
whatever. Yeah, but there's something about just a simple cheese, salami,
cheese sandwich, like the simplicity of that. But you like sami. I
like solam. But it's definitely not m go to me anymore. I think
I would. I would, well lately, I would go more with pastromani
personally, but like honey smoked honey turkey or some honey bro I have that
in my flavor. Just salt the ship out of that. I don't taste
to me. I'm like, how is this? What is this? I
don't want to know. I don't know what animal pastrami is, but I'm
like, yeah, what the hell do they do to it to make a
taste? But there is? But there is beef pistani though, is there
not? Oh? I think you're right. Yeah, so it's like a
type of so yeah, they do something to it. They do something to
it, they pastormize it. Yeah, I done it. Yeah, I
just I'm just, uh, I don't know. Yeah, I can't choose
either of those. I'm sorry, Bud, that's just awful. You're an
awful person with bicking it up as well. But I will say a simplistic
sandwich is that's me though. But I also I eat like a child anyway,
So I I agree with you just by default, but like I just
I like my thing is not over I think overloading the Simpsons is not good
when you're eating, in my opinion, and even if it's just things that
I like in general, if I put everything I like together, I just
don't. I think you only need And the biggest problem is masking. If
you just get like a French bread and put some salted butter on it and
then and then toast it, it's an amazing flavor. But then the more
stuff you put on it, you can't really taste it anymore. You can't
you can't really appreciate just that simplicity of that buttered toast. So that's I
like to try to keep things minimal because you can really appreciate. When it
blends too well, then you're not really appreciating the other flavors. Like for
me, a sandwich has to have I can't have a sandwich without lettuce on
it. I can have sandwiches I can't. The crunge is part of the
experience. Sandwiches that are that are deeply hindered by the lettuce. Actually,
I think this would be much better. This would be at least the degree,
like the amount of lettuce. Like some people go way too fucking far
with it, Like it's just like an or like especially the shredded letuce.
I hate treading dictator. You that shit's gone forever. It's banned. You
can't shred lettuce, you can't. You can't tread lettuce. What you're doing
putting this fucking grass confetti on my fucking food. It's the warst ships the
two leaves right or if it's a big leaf, one leaf split into two,
cracked and the two right on there enough to get the crunch. I
can respect that. I can respect then I can respect the little but but
I will you gotta cut it. I don't want it sticking out of my
sandwich. I want it like I want only as much lettuce as there is
surface area on the sandwich, probably slightly anything, slightly more of anything,
and then a little bit of a little bit of mayo on one side,
only mayo on one piece of the bread. I like mayo, but like
maybe not on the sandwich, but maybe not on the sandwiches that. I
don't like mayo on your sandwich. No, first of all, I'm I'm
a black male. I don't like mayo. That's insane, not like a
like mayo and a chicken sandwich. I think mao. I personally, I
think mayo tastes like it's expired. It is there are much better sauces than
Mayo to me, so once I discover it, I don't anything. I
don't know. I just think there's way better sauces, even when you there's
sauces that start off with vinegar and eggs, right, and then they add
extra ship to it. I'm like, this is better than Mayo just by
default. Why would I ever use Mayo when there's things that are better.
I only use Mayo only, I only my only use of Mayo is for
sandwiches. I've never I don't use anything else. I don't know what else
is put on that many sandwiches. I just I for me, it's like
a chicken sandwich, Like there's something about a chicken stead, Like a spicy
chicken sandwich with mail on it. It's just like that's good man Like spicy
spicy Mayo is delicious, dude, get that ship away from me. Is
good. But it's only good in those instances I don't really need. I
also don't necessarily need sauce. That's the thing. I don't need it.
I'm I'm pretty if either it's an extremely small layer. Because there's some there's
some ranches that are actually really fucking good. Because the branches starts with Mayo
and they put ship in it essentially, right, all right, look like
wait, hold on, we're this is making me so hung and I don't
know if I can handle it. So let's get back to the question.
Uh, pussy taste vomited in usingly bad or you have to eat human shit?
I have to say, Look, obviously you're going to run into human
shit more than anything else, and that would be a that would probably be
a problem, probably die everytime shit you have, you would eat your ship.
Is that that's basically what it's Yeah, basically, like that's that's kind
of the divide that I'm getting, right, So, like a human shit
smelling so enticing to you that you compulsively eat it on the daily. So
the way around this, the way around both of these, by the way,
would be to maybe I don't know, get like a gas mask or
something that like blocks like you have to wear in either situation, like during
sex you have to like have a gas mazon so like that that smell doesn't
kill you, or you have to wear a gas mask that like nullifies all
scent while you're shitting so you're not immediately hooked into a transfer you start diving
into the toilet bowl and start eating your own shit. I think I would.
It doesn't work around here. I think I would go with the ladder
because it was terrible. It just seems it just seems more practical to wear
a gas mask while you're shitting than wearing a I agree. I agree,
Yeah, I would. That's exactly kind of where I said. It's like,
all right, well, the gas mask is just part of my routine
now, you know, like I can do that, I can do with
that. I'm not doing anything else in there, and it's kind of cool.
I'm like cycle manage something. It is not that bad, but like
I don't I could not du like a foul smelling No, it's uh,
I really, I'm really mean this from the bottom of my heart. I
wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. I've I used to hang out with
some you know, rough crowds and stuff. You know, it used to
be in the punk any like you. Yeah, that's all I'll say.
I never again. Hashtag never again. You can just not eat pussy,
You'll be fine. I refuse. That's crazy, Like I could if I
didn't have to eat pussy and not get everything without eating hundreds that it's not
pussy. Again, that's crazy. Are you being forced to eat pussy?
Why do you say I don't if I had? What are you saying?
Because because you eat pussy? Obviously because of the fact that you're with your
partner and it makes your partner feel good. That is why you do it.
Obviously you think enjoyment of your skill. I think enjoyment of my skill
in it, because I have no you should eat pussy if you like eating
pussy. It's a simple Yeah, I'm doing it to satisfy my partner because
of the fact that if I'm gonna do you like eating pussy. I don't
hate it because I have to do no pussy. I don't necessarily love it.
I don't hate it, though. I'm like, that's the question,
because that's my genuine answer. I don't let me give you Let me give
you a baseline, let me give you a framework. This is like the
top three activities for me. That's crazy. That's insane. Easily, I'm
not even I'm not even remotely kidding. I mean, top three activities.
That's insane. There's so many better activities there, man, there's people,
there's at least there's at least two there are there are at least doubt at
least five things. It's like, it's it's like a good a good slice
of pizza, a roller coaster, eating pussy. There's very very some days
I don't want there's there's there's fighting disabled children. Eating Eating is something.
Eating is something I have to do. You don't enjoy eating eating good food,
but like sometimes I'm like, sometimes great food isn't necessarily like readily available,
and like I have to eat, so I have to like settle for
something that's like not really what I want, but like it's you know,
it's I don't know. Eating is kind of if I could never eat again,
and I could own if I had an opportunity to just like like refuse
myself the necessity of eating like that, I that I could eliminate that need
for me, I would absolutely do it because it would mean that the only
times that I would ever eat would be like the amazing times, you know
what I mean. It would be like, Oh, I'm at like a
fucking Michelin Star restaurant and I'm gonna get like the best sak of ever had
yall eat today? Man? I would definite sleep. I would amos sleep
for my body entirely. I didn't hurt me absolutely, see, I see,
I like sleep, but I I hate it. I mean, I
love how it feels like I enjoy sleeping. I just want to sleep all
night, but I have to grin up to fucking work. Yeah I know
what you mean. Yeah, it having to sleep sucks. Yeah, if
I have to sleep. If i'd have to sleep, I would just learn.
I would just learn all day. I'd be like, I can just
keep learning ship and keep doingr fucking gay little nerd nerd. I'd be able
to be Spanish in like a week. I'd be better. I'd be I'd
be entirely fooling the Spanish in a week. This is I'm disgusted. Yeah,
that's crazy, you guys are That's why we have a blog of games.
Just sitting in your fucking steam and you're like, oh, yeah,
true, that's true. That's true. But after I'm after I'm done bettering
myself and I'm an apex version of myself. You know, you know how
you don't do anything like it'll be like, oh man, it's like three
a m. I'm doing literally nothing. I'm just gonna go to the gym
for hours. It's like, yeah, yeah, you would you the amount
of you would be so productive if you didn't have to sleep in insane So
that I guess if the question was more accurate to like if you could get
rid of one thing, then yeah, for sure, but absolutely And then
I'll go on to my feeling afterwards. But the question things my emotional feelings,
like like I become a sociopath, I turned. I could do that
for you. I could just hte you in a really disabled we could we
we could reable you though, Like we could reable you. Yeah, we
have the technology. We will bottomize you and then reattach it. The part
that we could we could we could lobotomize you and the bottomize you. Yeah,
we figured it out. The idea of brain, we keep it in
vinegar, keep it in vinegar. We chill it brain. Imagine imagine like
your synapse is firing in a pickled state and to the gratification chain. Man,
oh man, all right, what else? What else? But y'all
get bottomized like as just like as a people, like as a human species.
Bro just plut everything in level playing field. Watch want that that's a
good that's a good name. I haven't read the question yet, so this
might be terrible, but like, I like the name. Fifty dollars patrons
get to design Sweeney's newest laugh rodent. I love it. I love it.
I said, hello, Yeah, sign up. He said, Hello,
that's great. I'll do that. I'll make that as your No,
that's that's it. How would you get like enough of them that it would
be really difficult to commit to that? I would do it. I would.
I would have read I would going on to that. That's just on
me. I'd do it. I'd be like, yeah, dude, you
got to send in like a voice message to use that laugh for a day.
You know what's crazy. I feel like I'm crazy enough that I would
adapt those laughs and he'd become real laughs of mine. Yeah, probably would
ship. Yeah, yeah, I already one. That's just him announcing that
he's laughing. Laugh after Yeah, I am laughing. Chuckle, chuckling,
glee, a chuckle and glee. All right, Hello, Gus, Frank,
Jesse Pigman, and Walter Jr. Yeah, who's who? I don't
know? I guess am I Walter Jr. Because I'm uh uh white one.
Wait, well, no, because who is it again? I am
Gus Gus Jesse and Walter. I'm definitely water Jr. On both of those
things. Yeah, because your head sucking. Half of your head's missing.
Hey, bro, listener since episode he says, he says, listener,
since episode zero managed to end my homelessness, but still can't do twenty five
dollars just yet. Question is what combination of annoyances would make you violent?
For example, someone who puts pineapple on pizza, also talking with them,
also talking with their mouthful. Oh, I see, like a compas founding
pet peeve is what you're asking, like to to infuriating things at once?
Or someone bad mouthing Keith Keith David while also being female. Women cannot that
is fair. I cannot talk about Keith David. That would actually hearing that
out loud. Like as I read it, I thought that's ridiculous, But
like now I'm imagining the scenario that would really INFERI hold on, I won't
go that. I will go that far. But in a little caveat is
that they would have to be like a valley girl. It would have to
be one of those. Then I would I would snap for sure if Lily
started talking about Keith David. I would push her to the floor like doctor
Light does to roll you go. That is the That is the oldest fucking
gift in my phone. That ship is so funny because it's just him shoving
her to the floor. Fun is the best time a girl said something stupid.
I share that gift to them. I wish I could. I miss
being a kid and being able to do that and it not being like a
bigger deal than it is. You know, Yeah, like as a kid,
you can just shove a girl to the flore just being a mean ball.
Yeah, okay, But now I'm like, if I shove a girl
to the floor, I'm like an abusive jerk. Well, you're you're gonna
go to jail. Yeah, they're gonna They're gonna yeah, and then they're
gonna kill you in jail, and then you're gonna get raped by the devil.
But so I would say, like my combination, yeah, but I
don't know my combination. I don't know, like a combination of pepi.
I would say, man, uh, being black and hosting a podcast.
I think it's like, really your that's crazy. I don't know. I
don't know if I have any like, I don't know if I have any
that is out of pocket that is so fucking that was so clever, that
was so like. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know if I have any like peeps that necessarily compound to that
degree. I know something that would I would maybe I will. I'm not
violent, I'm not, but there's there's limits, right, every I feel
like everybody has a limit, right, But oh yeah, for sure,
this is probably I would irrationally make me violent this person, because I don't
care if someone actually eats pineapple on their pizza. Just get it the fuck
away from me, right, I just don't. So. Now, if
somebody does something this asinine where they get half the pizza panapple and half like
maybe just pepperoni, like and then and then here's the compound they take the
pepperoni slice they take, you know, I understand this experience so deeply.
No, that's that's crazy. You fucking ruined half the pizza and you have
the you have the goal you to fucking just take the old you. I'm
just getting mad thinking about that ship, and we're like, how fucking dare
you, dude, it's so personal too, because it's not a closed system.
It's not like half of the pizza is just uh, you know,
pineapple and then half of it is just pepperoni. Like that's a singular unit.
Like if you've made half of the pizza pineapple, that pineapple has in
some way, whether you like it or not, affected the pepperoni half anyway.
Like there's oils and all sorts of shit that get released and like drip
and and and soak. Like you can't just make two individualized pizzas. It's
not real. That's why. Like even if you get like half half plane
half pepperoni, like it's going to be a really greasy plane. Like the
plane half is going to be way more greasy. Yeah, so you've I
don't know, man, that's that is a yeah, that's that's rough,
especially if if they wanted to fuck side and then they're just like actually never
mind. Yes, this is so crazy to because that shit could not even
close them. That's not even close to bothersome For me, I'm like,
yeah, whatever, I've left places, I've left parties for this, like
just so on two separate occasions, I remember being like really hungry at a
party and then like they got like these absurd combinations. And then what really
pissed me off was the I guess they assumed that most people would be into
like all sorts of things, so they just got everything under the fucking sun.
They got like pepperone, they got pepperoni, they got plane, they
got you know, pineapple, and it was all halves right, and then
everybody zoomed for all the parts that weren't the specialties, So all the planes,
all the Pepperonis were gone, and all that was left was the fucking
you know, all these like overloaded salad, and I'm just like and I
remember being like I'm hungry, and I'm like, yo, why do you
get a salad? Pizza? Dude? Dude, I remember being dude.
I remember being so hungry and I was just looking. I was just like
I'm going, I'm going. And then I went out on the street and
I got like a burrito from like a from a place, and I just
went home like I was just like I'm not eating this fucking shit. And
it wasn't even like a respectable like oh okay, like yeah, like maybe
like meat Lovers or like a Supreme. It was like these obnoxious combinations.
Yeah, those people should be it. It's one of those things. I
feel like it sounds funny to say, but that would make me more angry
than say that person just open, like opening up a box of pizza and
just start spitting in them or something, because I'd be like, what the
fuck are you doing? But I would probably laugh at how that is.
Yeah, That's what I'm saying. I'd probably laughed how insane that is.
But then I would I I would rather I would rather you simply molested me,
quite frankly, like I would rather you drugged me and just completely molested
me, Yeah, and left me a little bit scarred. Then then did
then did this fin? You guys have such you guys are so bothered,
such bothered people because that shit couldn't even attempt that. It's not even close,
right, we can just fall asleep in the middle of everybody eating the
pizza, and then I wouldn't be bothered. We got like, oh we're
done here, and I'd leave. You guys are sucking. They're shaking and
crying and anger to be like, hey, I'm all right, Look I'm
not sitting there seething and vibrating. I'm just like Okay, you're crying.
You're crying and shaking. You're crying and shaking and about to piss yourself.
I just don't know why. I just don't know why. I just don't
know why we pretend like pepperonium plane aren't like the ideal slices. I mean,
you are you well, listen, listen, listen? Okay, you
go for if you're if you're, if you're at a place, right,
Let's say, like, oh, I'm having to get together, right,
optimal paces to buy by pep pizza? You buy a plain pizza optimal Right.
There are specialty slices that are delicious in their own right, they exist,
right, sure, But if you're having a get together, you're an
idiot if you buy anything other than pepperon unless you know your friends. I
I know my friends. Right. If I get Buffalo chicken on pizza,
right, some Buffalo chicken pizza, I know my homies will come by.
I no love it because we love buffalochicken pizza. We like it. That's
not that we all grew up eating. But let's say if I'm throwing its
together, then you get like fucking vegetarian pizza and then supreme and in Hawaiian
you're you're an ass. You're a jackass. You should be should that for
yourself behind the rule savagely, the rule should be for any get together.
And I mean this of any size, that you start with a plane in
pepperoni, pepperoni. There a full pie, full plane, full pepperoni,
regardless of how many because like, if you have more people, then you
can start adding weird shit. Then you can be like, all right,
the third the third pie, Okay, fine, the third pie can be
I don't know, fucking half supreme, half beat lovers, fucking whatever you
want. But like you're being, but you need that base when you're throwing
up party inside. Whenever you throw a priate. That's how I do right
things right. Whenever I throw a party, I get two pieces for people.
I get two things for people. Right. People are gonna come buy,
They're gonna get two things. I get too bland shit for them to
do things, and then I'm getting one thing that I like. People want
some of the things I like, I'm fine, cause I'm not gonna finish
that by myself, but I'm making sure I'm getting my two things. Able
to shut the fuck up and won't complain about me having listen, my pet
peeve. My pet peeve is somebody buying me food and they complain to my
face about it. That's one of my pet beeves. The other one would
be someone standing behind me and complaining about something I bought for them eat.
That'd be my second. That would that would lead me to violence, because
I can't say people standing behind me right now, people being next to me
in general, I don't like it. Don't fucking come near me. It's
so the idea of hosting is just is genericism and always whether it drinks,
whether it's you just get the generic shit and usually say, I've been to
so many fucking parties that you already know generic sh it's gonna be there.
So sometimes if you wanted to drink something specific, you would bring it yourself.
You bring it exactly, Yeah, like pretty simple like chicken, you
bring your chicken, get boneless and uh non boneless, like just that's it,
because there's something, you know, there's something. Some people that with
that ship. If you if you don't like bone chicken, you're a fucking
slow moe, idiot punk bitch. I know people that are like, I'm
afraid it's gross to eating with bone in it. And I'm like, you
should be, really, you should be. You're accommodating to the people that
are like vegetarian or just having like a you know, plain pizza whatnot.
But someone who's like, oh, I'd rather not have this in there where
it has like all the veins and all this stuff like that, I just
want I just I just I just want to just maybe a little piece of
slice of breast. And you're like, fuck you, matter of fact,
eat it. Someone that's not my fucking home, bitch. Get the fuck
out of here. It's so aggressive. Damn now you were calling us.
You were called damn bitch. I'm so I hate I hate that people say
that. Shit make me so fucking irrationally mad. Why because like, not
so what that means your dumb ass grew up eating chicken nuggets? Only did
you only eat chicken nuggets? Are you fucking slow? Regular chicken chicken off
the bone? I think, really, you know you have to do bother
some people. I've actually you have bones to don't you know you have bones.
I love the idea of somebody being like I don't like I don't like
bone and chicken it's like, don't you know you have bones? That is
such a wild argument that so fucking I will allow it because it's so irrational
and so intolerant, and I'm just like, fair enough. My problem is
this, right, I'm not an angry person. When I get angry,
I burn really bright, really like the dumbest fucking bullshit. We're like,
we're talking about somebody being so fucking insensitive to like fuck up a pizza like
half a pizza ship. And you're like, oh, that's crazy that you
would even be bothered bout it. Some motherfuckers like, hey, I prefer
to not have bones in my food. And then you're like seething, why
the fuck? Why the fuck you want? Like why, Like I understand,
I under look, like it's actually easy, you have impact. In
fact, actually you know what, fuck the chicken. I want just the
bones. Actually I only want the bones marrow kind of mood. I'm not
I'm trying to make jello. It's it's I don't know. I think it's
actually a pretty easy argument. Like I mean, like I actually prefer I
prefer uh, non bone stuff for two reasons. Stupid ass, you know
what, that's your preference and you're welcome. I mean, let's go,
let's go. I'll fucking I'll fight you. I like anything with bones because
I get to eat the bones like that. Like if you see my thing
is, I'm like the eat the bones. Nigga get to get the marrow.
My thing. I like knowing that this thing I'm eating was alive and
walking around. That's why I like having bones. I like knowing because the
honey, because that can just be fucking fake meat you're eating with that fucking
chicken tandies and ship this thing that has a bone. I knew this motherfucker
was alive, and I'm sucking all the fun. You think, do you
think they'll ever make like vegan chicken. Do you think they'll ever make like
vegan chicken with like fake bones? That would be so fucking redundant. That
would be like the antithesis of the reason for doing it. There. It's
like just to give the full the so gross a wafer you do. I
don't know. I hate the fucking boneless crowd man. Like I was then
preferring it. I understand preferring it, but like I don't eat it with
a bone. It's like you mother, you weak? Why I don't say
your prey. It is weird to find it gross. I don't understand.
And that's like there's a lot of say, there's a lot of people that
the like say, there's people that like, I feel like us here,
we wouldn't be comfortable slaughtering our own food, getting it, de gutting it,
you know, prepping it like from scratch, like I don't know,
for a chicken, For a chicken, I could do so, You'll like,
you'll cut it, You'll cut the chicken's head off, You'll do I
will I do ship to that chicken. That would get me canceled, probably
like I would kick it in the stomach. I would place my foot on
the chicken's head and then I would kick it in its body till it died.
And then I'm going on, it's so crazy. I wouldn't kicking it.
Shout out to vegan listeners right now, Sorry the chickens that cute.
You know. I for a chicken, I could do it. I think
for a bigger animal, i'd have hard of time, like a cow and
a pig, like I would have a hard I guess even that, like
even but the idea of I would drop a heavy rock on the pig's head.
The idea is with with the bones and everything, it's reminiscent of the
it's reminiscent of the horrible the meat industry, that you can kind of separate
yourself more from it, even though you know you're still contributing to it.
You just kind of separate yourself more from it. And that's kind of all
we do is humans. We're trying to separate ourselves from all of the atrocities
in the world. So that's kind of like another There's some there's something about
the bone. There's something about the there is something, uh, there's something
about the bone though. There's something about the bone though that I don't know
it like like like ribs on off the bone, you know, like there's
something just the experience of eating something with a bone, like I I like
it. It's it's I don't know if it's like a ape brain thing or
what something the more sound or sleep brouing love it, bro I love sleeping
Now, I such a can cycle. I'm rouled up because of that bone
ship. Dude, I'm awake now all right, let's uh, let's move
on. It's of some we gotta get some more questions, Let's go capricious.
Simp wrote in This is Greeting's Minority Report, I've been made aware of
a hot sun a Miku and set it off collab from a while ago,
and I was struck by how out of a combo it was. What is
the weirdest collab music or anything really you've seen, or what is the collab
that you desperately want to be real? Stay glazed. I don't even know
what the fuck they're talking about that lesbian movie from like the nineties, So
I don't know, but I know, I know, I know how sun
Amiko enough to know that it's anime mixed with something that probably is very not
anime at all. So like, I the thing that came to mind immediately
when I read this was when Lincoln Park did that thing with jay Z.
That was that was cool, But I remember being like, yeah, like
at the time, I was really caught off guard by that. Yeah.
The whole time is that he was a hip hop fan. There's the reason
why that was like, wasn't the wildest thing to me, because he would
be at hip hop shows conflict, that's like on m t V. He's
like Chester Ben. It spotted at this rap show, and it's just like,
people are like, that's weird. He likes rap, and it's like,
well, yeah, probably he's of that proper age to really enjoy rap
music. Yeah, I don't know that's someone that came to mind immediately.
I'm sure there are other ones. But you know, we need we know,
we need we need a we need a fucking we need a ku Klutz
clan isis collab bro, that'd be fire. Yeah, yeah, it's even
a thing anymore. They're laying low, They're laying low. There's they're like,
they're they're they they they're they're they're they're apex right now, you know,
and you know your enemies like Down and the Guy Company, He's like,
I got you, don't worry. I'll take the fight to the battle.
I'll do the rest. It's like, fucking, uh fucking wait,
never mind, that didn't happen. That was that was my revision's history of
I was thinking of Luke Skywalker shows up to rescue uh them people and force
awakened. I just like, I just wreckcon that ship in my head here.
Yeah, you know, and you believed it was Luke shows up to
save them which which should have happened, but Luke Walker showed up as a
fucking vision Bro vision Bro rememb everybody was tripping Skywalker. I don't know,
man, I definitely want to. I want to sneak a collab with I
want to D and D. What you call it? Jordan'sninga collab? I
like that d D? What a D and D? Jordan's siga collab?
Did you see Sam and Frodo playing D and D? I'm sell k three?
Yeah of course? Oh yeah, what is coolest? Fu Bro?
I've also was a cool dude. Yeah, but Sewan Assen's a cunt?
Is he? Yeah? He's not. I didn't know. I don't know.
I'm being I'm being I'm being mean because he blocked me on Twitter,
and I still don't really you flamed him so many times? What? Wait?
Wait wait you said you know? Wait is this true? Wait wait
wait wait wait this is true? But let me let me see if it's
still true. Why? I don't know. I had a joke a lot
of times. No, No, that was a joke. That was just
a joke that wasn't like real. That's awesome. Sean Aston the fuck sammy
bitch. Yeah, you're blocked Sean Aston. You can't follow or see Sean
aston spot. It is awesome. Now, Now do you think it was
he went out of his way to do it or it was a block list?
I think it was a block list. I don't think it was.
Like the joke that I was running with for a while is because I made
fun of him and stranger things and I laughed at him for dying. That's
right, right, but like that's but that's not real. Like I did
that inter personally. I never I think I tweeted about it once, but
I didn't tag him so that and also that's a weird thing for like any
actor that I doubt he's that sensitive. But like, I think it was
probably like a blocklist or like a you know, just something that he signed
up for that he didn't realize. He didn't realize that he was alienating himself
from the best friend he could have had. But you know that's that's his
his fucking loss. You know, well he makes a match put in this
stu ass motherfucker anyway, status saddest saddest substance parentheses. It has not come
rodin Hey piss Smedrick and Chris Brown's strongest show soldier. Remember that when you
went for went to bad for Chris Brown. I think you know he just
made a mistake. I remember that when you remember that how you defended everything.
I hope you're all doing well playing the tape. Sometimes you got to
hit a bit, you know. I hope you're all doing well. You've
been granted an audience with a ghost of your chew. You got to ask
them two questions, who do you summon? And what do you ask?
Their ghost permanently dies forever after this, by the way, so they can't
they so that I guess they just can't be revived of this. Thanks for
the show, Fellaws. It feels good in my ear. Snails. Oh,
I don't like that you brought that up. I hate that. I
hate thinking about those things that the littlest like circles or sparrows, just like
the thing in your ear that looks like a snail that just like fibrates around
and it's all. I don't know. I don't like being very aware of
the components that make me up as a as a as a as like a
living preacher, like even just being aware of the fact that our bones are
at the center of us is like kind of I don't know, it's upsetting
to think about it. Anyway, if we could bring it so we've been
granted audience with the ghost. We could chose any dead person I guess bring
it back to life. We get them too, We get two questions and
then they're dead forever. Who are we willing to kill forever? Basically for
our own to satiate our own curiosity. So obviously there's like the real answer.
I'm like, oh my mom, but like nah, Cameron voice,
I want to do that fun so like uh who mm hmmm, I have
a great one. I have, I have one, at least I have
one I would get. I would get Lance Redick, and I would ask
him to record a cool ring tone for me or like a like a voicemail,
and that's it. I don't even need a second question. Would resurrect
Jason David Frank the Green slash White Ranger and ask him if he'd be cool
if I can pipe his daughter that's crazy at peace, like at permanent peace
and then being pulled out of it just so some fucking nerd? Can can
I ask you? Like, hey, bro, can I pipe your daughter?
Yeah? She's pretty attractive, she's pretty attractive. But then what happens?
What happens if he says no? And then you're like, then they
got two questions. I ask again, that's I would at first bring back
I'd bring back answer wisely, Jason, David please, that's his second question
is please please? All right? Man? That he just dies, I'd
be like, I'd bring back Jesus. I'd be like, yo, were
you really like, were you really that lit? Like? He would be
like, he'd be like, what A And I'd be like, were you
really like were you like you know, like, were you like this so
wildly ignorant? I would be curious about that too, like I think I
would. Jesus is a good answer. That would be like, because then
you can see, you know, if they're actually his, like like an
actual Jesus existed, and see what the he actually look like and not this
Spanish ass fucking version of him is Crystal, Hey, you what you no
see? What what happened is you would resurrect a guy actually named Jesus crist
or whatever, and it would not be the actual guy that they're referring to,
because whatever his real name is, we need to find out that well
if you if you could theoretically just sort of bypass that, and it's a
pretty magic and I want no real Jesus knows I want the I like it.
I like it. Yeah, I want Jewish Nigga from Bethelhem that was
born because his mom fucked the wind. I want. I want. I
want Jesus Christ from from you know, the basis of Christianity. I want
to see him. I want to see him and I want to ask him,
uh, just anything really? Uh. His reaction, I think would
say a lot, because if he's freaked out by the fact that he's alive
again, then you know a lot, and then you're you're ready off to
a good start, you know, and then you're already up to a pretty
good starts. Another one i'd ask you should be familiar with this. I
would ask Hyler, like, Yo, why are you tripping so hard?
Bro's why were you wallin so hard? Like dude, like, did you
believe read my book? I would want to ask find book? See.
I would bring back see. I would actually, now that you brought up
Hitler, I think I would bring back And I don't know if they're dead
for sure, but like I would I would bring back the the the the
people who turned him away from art school and ask that definitely dead Chris,
Well, I mean Chris, they're definitely we're the ninety nine percent. Sure,
Yeah, how would they be allowed? I don't know. Maybe they
fell in ice, dude, they'd still be dead. They still be dead.
No, but I would bring them back and I would be like,
what was it? Like I saw the paintings, like they're fine, Like
they're completely like, why did you do that? Do you really? Like?
I think I would. I think I was one of the want to
that I'm not necessarily blaming them, and there's no blame necessarily, but I
am saying I am going to tell them. I want them to know.
I do want them to know that their stinginess kind of you know, kind
of led to the extermination of millions of Jews. That's altered. That's not
it's not there. There's so many other people to blame instead that the Kings,
but kings, that's not not no but kingson It's it's not not their
fault. You know what, you guys? Did you know what you all
did? You guys, not America and France and everybody taxing Germany to the
point that they almost fell apart. No, no, no, you you
did that. Yeah, but Hitler was the Hitler was the ideological framework for
for the type of atrocity that had. Like I'm sure like a war would
have happened still, but like I don't know if you would have had fucking
concentration camps without Hitler. Like I don't think your man, you did this
like you did that because you just looked at this painting and just arbitrarily decided
it wasn't good enough. It's like why he clearly can draw, he clearly
can paint. Kitler his girls, you know, like not it was just
man. Can you imagine if that was really the reason, Like if if
like Hitler fucked their daughter or like their wife or something, or their ex
girlfriend or something, and then there's like listen, he can paint, but
like he's not allowed here. Imagine the Holocaust was purely, purely because of
a woman. You could probably honestly if you probably look back from who probably
finds it is I feel like every problem is a woman's fault if you like
really dig into it. But let's not, like, let's not, let's
not, because is gonna take that up, but I feel like I'm not
yet not to be sad, not to be said, I'm saying. I'm
saying this as to someone that's removing, Like I understand what it sounds like,
and I understand that it's it's Chris Brown again. You're no, no,
no no, But if you probably look back far enough, you can
find every problem is caused by a woman, not do intent of the woman
being terrible, not of intent, But that doesn't matter case You're just said
it's all women's fault. But yes, but it's probably not because of the
reasons of the woman being terrible. It's like, oh, for this,
but does it matter? Does it matter if it? If it? Does
it matter if the Holocaust happens, whether like because somebody is terrible or not,
like the end result is still the Holocaust. Really, it depends on
why things happen. There needs to be there needs to be plot. That's
not if you still have to find out what the character, what characters at
play, and why things happen. But if the outcome is still heinous and
evil and awful, it doesn't really matter. Yes, but there's no character
Chris right, So theorized to me that way, it was a woman's fault
with hit are leading to causing a holocaust or committing a holocaust. Before we
before we get into this, I do want to mention that it is annoying
to see that that that whole because that there's a quote that goes around off
often it's like every behind, every great man is a great woman. But
then like Hitler shows up and suddenly it's like it was him. Let's let's
at least share, at least share and you know, if you're gonna take
the credit, take take the blame as well. Yeah, it's one of
those feel good quotes that are meaningless, of course. Yeah, it's not
really, it's not real at all. I feel like every behind, every
great woman is a great man is like no, like usually these people are
terrible. Yeah, but in fact, every great person in throughout history has
probably been like very awful actually, like if you really, if you really
look into it, yeah, like the people that lose to them. I
love that joke about I love that that Shane Gill's joke about George Washington being
this this six foot tall ginger retard with fucking wooden teeth barreling through the fucking
woods screaming, like har horizing trees like he was. George Washington was obscenely
tall for that time. He was. That's terrifying. But because everybody's bloodline
was all muddy and the same, and he probably was the only person that
had a little bit of different genealogy and he was, I think it was
actually it was actually the opposite. I think I think it was actually way
way to everybody was inbred to shipping people. No, now you didn't you
didn't hear what I said, and you jumped off, which is very very
uh, you know, it's very you. But what I'm saying is what
I'm saying is that George Washington, I would argue, is probably like the
most inbread of all of them. Maybe everybody came up tom It's probably different
towns, I think at that time. Bro Well, Well, at the
very least, he ended up at a The state that he was in at
the end of his career was ostensibly where he would have been if he was
inbred. He had led teeth. Did you know that happen? Thought he
had led teeth? That is fucking crazy that dude was seeing that dude was
seeing fucking spiders and like demons everywhere. Probably was completely illegible because his teeth
are probably incompletely wrong. Won he had some some psycho off like seeing lead
visions screaming through the woods, hacking British soldiers to pieces. They had the
best resources, the bricks, they had everything. They easily could have trounced
us. But this dude, he saw colors that nobody else could see.
He saw things. He peered into parallel universes where you can see different outcomes.
Yeah, he probably saw the enemy's speech bubbles from the horizon. There
they are, I see them, I see them they're saying, and like
exactly translate exactly what they're saying, because he's that fucking completely detached from the
material word into the astroplane. He had those lead teeth and he saw heroes
human He's like, we're gonna win this. I'm sure we're gonna win.
We're gonna do ass. He's likes ass, and he was like, we're
gonna win, We're gonna be We're gonna do way bigger things that we're doing
right now, trust me. And he ran with two axes the size of
a size of regular people and just started spinning cutting people. He looked like
he saw he saw a devil. He uh he saw uh a fucking BioShock
infinite. And he was like, Yo, that's that's my future. That's
what I'm gonna turn into. Could you imagine you walk in the room and
George watching staring at the wall, and he's in his mind, he's watching
Bioshot gameplay. He's fucking gas. So what I love about this, It's
like there's so much there's so much historical significance on, like the idea of
being able to interact with George watchington at all right, and be able to
share anything with him, and the idea of just like just like, hey,
I got George watching it here. He's back from the dead for like
I don't know, ten minutes. You have him, You have the floor
with him for for the for the next ten minutes, and then he's gone
forever. And then some kid walks up to him, pulls out his phone,
goes to look at this and it's the first ten minutes of bioshop.
That is fucking insane. He'd be like, maybe everyone should be free.
Huh, maybe freedom is the way to go, and he's like, thank
you, thank you kid. No, he'd probably scream cry, and then
and then you bother our nation. He wouldn't cry. He's no pussy.
He c you know how many of you know how many of our ancestors he
killed? He was he was his brain was on lead, dude, Like
he's probably crying just because he's probably crying running from his shadows or you know,
like fighting those shadows and whooping their asses. I heard the I already
spent the last remaining years of his life just trying to to build a BioShock
infinite Patriot. He was just like, how do I do this? I
need I need to figure this out. He spent the trying to wave dash.
He was in melee, bro. He is a fucking king. You
know, he's at the end of his life trying wave dashing in his home.
He's doing he's sliding through off the bedroom and it's like, Yo,
this guy's nasty with it all right, Let's still just do one more and
then the revisions history creative wave dashing. We need maybe we need to maybe
we need to rewrite the Revolutionary War, like how it really happened? What
is it? The true? Oh, extra animal, the truth about the
Revolutionary War? We tell it from the what's idea. Yeah, the Snart
tank writes American history. That's great. You go back in time and the
British Empires just black people the whole time they were all black people. All
right, let's not get carried away reality. The amount we would have to
do to like to get to where we are now is like, actually really
treaded. What. There has to be a god, and God has to
have showed up and did something to us. Us left for a little bit.
He shows up and then he's like like he drops his coffee, like
what how did this happen? I gotta correct this? And then he sap,
Oh, my god, that's so funny. That's so funny that this
Okay, last question, perfect perfect tie in from balls, balls with the
balls, the bang, the bang, Dicky Dicky, terrible name, but
thank you for writing in. Hello, my favorite N word sayers. What
is a piece of meatia that you cannot possibly understand the amount of praise it
receives. Here's a starter. Here's a starter for me. Biostrac infinite is
hot fucking garbage. I hate that. I hate that too. Should have
been aimed at infinite. Yeah, so that's it's so funny that that was
brought up that never biostrach never comes out pretty much ever right in our in
our comments, like maybe like very rarely. But the idea of that I
think it is now. First of all, I think it's I just don't
like the hyperbole. Well, when people talk about shit, like the fact
that they would say infinite is hot fucking garbage. Yeah, that's so fucking
absurd. Like there's a lot of people that they were saying was underwhelming.
They're like, I didn't really like it, but hot garbage is a fucking
crazy thing to say. That's that nothing bothered. That's one of my That's
one that bothers me a lot when people don't like There are things that I
don't like, right that people like a lot, right, But when people
say something that objective, like you just don't like it, to say it's
dogs it is insane. That is a maddening thing for me. It's like,
how can you like? How did you absorb it? Did you absorb
this thing? Are you just saying you don't like it because you thought you
don't like like? For me personally, I really don't understand the hate,
the degree of hate that last of us two gets. I don't understand why
it gets that degree of hate, but I do understand. Let's be real,
like the most the the biggest wave of hate, the same people that
were mad at the Starfield pronouns. That's that's the main wave of hate.
But the other like criticisms, right there was just really the only two criticisms
really well, actually there's really only one criticism, just the the the killing
off Joel really fast and then fucking and then the the pacing. It's a
little it's like jumbled around. I feel like those are the only two main
things. The big the structure of the game, the way that game is
structured. Everything could have been exactly the same. Joe could have died at
that same point if the game was structured differently, and I that I still
would have I just I just feel like, if you're if you're good.
It's like I rewatched U Castlevania on Netflix recently to get to watch Nocturnal or
Nocturn and Castlevania is it's the way that it's perfect writing. It's one of
those things that are you It's hard to use that word, but the way
that I'm like, oh, this is how you write a story, This
is how you tie up everything in a nice neat bow and have everybody satisfied
they wrote it, except for the ending where Dracula and his wife come back
in and like al Card's just sad. He's still kind of sad that he
had to kill his dad and stuff. But other than that, it was
dope. The ending. Everyone like there, they have no revenge in their
heart. They're they're there, they survive, they will fucking they said,
we'll leave him be for now, but we'll meet up with him later because
it's kind of inappropriate to be like, hey, you know, just right
away show back up and he's like, I can't do this anymore. Like
really everything kind of got like tied together in a nice, nice wrap up,
like right in a way that like this is how you write a story.
And then there's Neil Druckman where he's like I wanted to go against the
grain in every way possible, right, we don't need to rehash it,
but it's just like, but yeah, I think it's the structure for sure.
I think the order that that things happen, like the certain things happened
way too early, like I don't know the point. I don't think there
was really much of a point in doing it, like structuring it in a
nonlinear style, like where you would go back and live through. Like I
there's a lot of problems with that game, for sure, but like a
lot of the VM and hatred comes from psychos. Yeah, like you know,
like I don't know. Like my criticism of that game is my criticism
for a lot of games, even games that I love, is that like
it's just like it's too long, Like it overstays, it's welcome there,
it runs out of new things to show you halfway through, and then you've
still got fifty percent of the game left and you're like, ah shit,
nothing new is happening outside of story beats that like really could have been written
a little bit tighter. Uh, it's it's my say. It's the same
problem that I have with Death Stranding and Red Dead two and all these games
that, like, I these are games that I love, but in a
not fantasy setting, you run out of shit to do quick, Like you
can do things, but it's like the literal same thing. Oh I'm just
gonna blast people. Yeah. It's different than Balder's Gate or something where like
like I understand why bald this Gate needs to be over one hundred hours,
because like, there's just so much you can do. But like, bro,
there's a game that that I just learned about. There's a Gordon Ramsey
chef where he's just saying, Gordon Ramsey lines. I just discovered this is
it in the Lower City? No, I he has to be Yeah,
he's in Lower sits a lower I know what you're talking about. I didn't
know about this until very recently, and I'm like, dude, there's so
it just it just me. I was like, damn god, damn it.
There's so much. Actually I sunk in one hundred seventy hours and I'm
still missing a lot of shit. And I'm like, dude, this is
insane. It's just so crazy, Like, yeah, the Last of Us
who has a lot of problems, but it's it's I don't know, they
hate for it's pretty insane. BioShock Infinite, what is the biggest problems you
think it has? So I think a lot of people going into going from
BioShock to Biostarch Infinite, uh huh. We're expecting more of a horror game,
more of like a kind of like a an immersive sim style game like
the original BioShock wasn't. What they got was more of a linear, narrative
based action shooter. Uh huh, which is I guess fair. I guess
the only issue that I have with that really is is like I love Biostrach
evening, I thought it was great. I think it's still a great game.
A lot I remember specifically like actually liking the combat quite a bit.
But a lot of people had a pblem with the combat. They didn't really
like it that much it which I understand some degree, with the controls were
a little weird, but I think ultimately what really bothered people was like the
trailers didn't match, Like the teaser trailers didn't the promise. If the trailers
didn't match what the game was so like. But as somebody who was only
kind of cursorily like I wasn't really paying that much attention to BioShock Infinite,
I didn't pay attention to it all. Actually, I think so, yeah,
I just saw I think I was looking forward to it as it was
leading up to release. But like by the time that I was interested in
Boshak Infinite, the marketing material was representative of what the game was, you
know what I mean, Like I didn't. I didn't watch the trailer from
like three years before and and building up like some weird Oh it's gonna be
like it's gonna be the original BioShock but crazy Like I had a pretty good
idea of what it was going to be by the time I was getting excited
for it, and it lived up to that for me. But yeah,
I don't know. It's it's a weird it's a black sheep, And I
think it's probably because BioShock two came out and set the established the idea of
Oh, BioShock is a series about this about rapture, about like horror elements
and so like the actual ambiance of horror and not like say being in because
to me, I love the idea of being in this quote unquote utopia when
it's clearly fucking a dystopia, Like right, love that to me? Like
that, to me is what BioShock is. Like. BioShock is like,
here's this grand place that has like a like a dark undertone, and it's
it's like it's got fantastical elements and the experience of Biostock is moving throughout that
world and like uncovering secrets of it, Like it's not necessarily oh horror or
like oh survival horror, or or immersive sim or like any type of genre.
It's more like a vibe. And the thing that happened with BioShock one,
BioShock one happened that was great, And then the creator BioShock one went
specifically to make Biostrach infinite, and in between, another team within the same
publishing family made BioShock two off of the first one. So there was like
an established trend for that series. Yeah at that point to be like,
Oh, it's going to be just like this, the Biostrack series is going
to be like I stuck one all the time, Whereas to me it was
just like always like to me, like the second I finished the first Biostrack,
I was like, Oh, this is clearly going to be like if
this is going to be a series at all, it's going to be a
series about crazy cities and you know, dark undertones and like weird kind of
I don't know, I didn't. I don't know. I think it kind
of ruined people's expectations of what BioShock is supposed to be. I'm curious about
the Steam reviews because I always feel like that's a really good representation of how
people feel retroactively, and like say, looking at Resnuable five, for example,
I think I suffered from a lot of the same problems, like even
the fucking colors and everything of infinite and resiuebl five very similar, very vibrant,
and uh, but people look back following on Rescue five, they had
a lot of fun with it. So I'm wondering, huh, it's vibrant
compared to any other residuabl fucking game in the series. Absolutely, it uses
bright tan a lot in the very beginning, I guess, bro, there's
a lot of fun in that fucking more than any other resident Evil like you
are outside of because in the very beginning it's brighter and then it gets very
dark because then you even go to the Marshes, which is actually my favorite.
My favorite part is the Marshes. That's my favorite part of the mars
Bright it's it's sunny, dude. There it is bright and sunny, it's
the sun's out, but everything's so dark and like, and there's fucking green
marsh and then there's things like brown green like I I guess I granted,
dude, compared to any of the others cities and then and then like fucking
Spanish, fucking gray like it's uh, it's the tone was a very large
ship for two people. I said, like, I didn't feel the same.
I loved being like this is where I'm at. I'm on a very
sunny continent, and uh, but there's still a bunch of people trying to
kill me. And it was very brown. I love the marshes Man when
those dudes just fucking come. They have like your old mask and ship the
boat and then and then you've got to go inside the bothering anybody were invaded
and infected. They weren't bothering anyone at all. I got to collect some
pieces to open that gate. For whatever reason, it's scattered amongst the Martians.
I don't know why why they would do something that stupid, because puzzle
if they're not bothering anybody. So literally, the fact that he got infected
is so sad. So the biotracking giving it reviews one hundred thousand reviews very
positive. So I think generally people have agreed like I do think it it.
Yeah, it might have might have disappointed people leading up to like uh,
launching what people are expected, but like what the what they like what
the game is is very good, Like it's a linear, narrative based action
shooter and I think it. I think it does a really good job at
doing that. Dude, we would kill for a game like this today,
Like if this game came out today, people will be like, yo,
oh my god, finally a game that a complete game with a complete story
that isn't loaded with bullshit? Did you see the do you guys happen to
see And we'll move on to the credits after this, but did you guys
see the the the the new video of Suicide Squad Killed the Justice League.
Yeah, it's not the thing where they try to shoot the flash and I'm
like, that's funny because that's what would happen. He'd ZiT behind the persiss
like, oh did you hit him? Like I think that's funny. But
like other than that, that, I know people that I know, people
that made that game. It's have fun, have fun. It's just so
the U I I I tweeted about it's the first week I've done in a
while kind of that was from that game. Yeah, it's the UI.
Yeah that's the Suicide Squad Killed the Justice League game where like there's just a
million things on screen at once and it looks so fucking heinous. Look,
I uh, you can turn it off. Like in a lot of games
they you know, they give you options of how much you want on uh
your your user interface of your hood. Yeah, so I hope that you
can turn that shit off. Yeah, it's crazy. It is so there's
so much information on screen that it is actually mind boggling. Like it is.
It is crazy that this went through any kind of especially the fact that
this game was the layed a year, so like this is the polished version
of whatever they had And uh, I don't know, we'll see, man,
I don't have a lot of faith. Nine years they spent making this
damn fun the last fucking money pit. I don't know. Fun, But
uh, it's gonna be like forever or some shit. I'll check it out.
I don't think it's going to be like a horrendous game, but I
do think it's going to be a really fucking underwell, like it's gonna be
like maybe like mid to low seventies. I would bet. Unfortunately, dude,
this they the suit they missed out on the suit. The Suicide Squad
was popular in the twenty tens when they released their new fucking run comics with
New fifty two and not New Feature Does before New fifty two. But uh,
it was just like right on the tail end of it. That was
really when they should have capitalized on that ship. But they're just starting.
They just did Arkham Arkham Asylum, so there were no plans of fucking with
anything like that, like the Yeah, the movies came out, but at
that point, fucking the people are already done with it. The comic people
already like I'm good. I don't fucking I don't need Yeah, James Gunn
Suicide Squad movie flopped in the box offic which is a shame because that's that
movie was fun. It's a great movie. It's actually like a it's definitely
the best suicide Squad movie ont COVID time. So of course it's flown.
Yeah, but it came out, was it after? I think it?
Drink like drink Yeah, I think I think you're right because I remember seeing
it on HBO Max really quickly and being like, oh, okay, that
makes suitide Squad. Oh it's called the suicide Squad, right, Yeah,
The Suicide Squad twenty twenty one. So yeah, it's really it's horrible.
Shit, I dude, oh dude, I hope he can just turn that
ship like because that dude, this this makes this makes Balder's Gate look simple.
This makes balders Gate you I look simple and balders Gates U I is
like CRPG style UI, and it's like almost like everything complicated right in some
way, everything's available to you to see right then, and it's like,
right, there's like what you called. It's like it's like wow to me,
like if you played Wow, it looks like that's not Wow. Yeah,
it's yeah, that's why that's why I could never play Wow. I
hate, I hate really Busy UIs like it bothers. It's I think it's
why I love. It's why. I think it's why I love dead Space
so much. Like dead Space's UI is fucking amazing. Granted it's a very
different game. It's doing trying to do a very different thing. But like
the fact that your health bar is on your back super clever. That's super
clever. Yeah, the health bar being on your back, I mean,
it's it's all just like so so fucking intelligent. I love I love,
I love how much that game is Metroid. You know, so much of
that game is just Metroid. I'm like, I like this a lot.
I really enjoy this. And then did You was just super reduced ridiculous,
and there was this insane did You Use three one of the most fun I've
played in the multiplayer. That era of multiplayer was very fun. That was
like Resident Evil fucking five, and like dead Space three error multiplayer was just
such a good time. I actually never played Number three at all. It's
that very It's not very good without a partner. It's it's a it's a
good co op game, but that kind of defeats the purpose of dead Space.
You play Kingston the remake, I haven't finished. No, I finished,
I finished already. Very good, dude, very good. It improves
the game in a lot of ways. I just this is a fun game
to play. I'm I'm I'm definitely more on Ari three, Like I still
play Ari three four every day. I played a game like I played Missionaries
every day because I love killing those people. I just love killing everybody.
It makes my heart happy. I love killing everybody. I just love killing
It makes my heart feel good. Right, Let's and just like watching those
tabes around. It makes my day, bro, Bro, just slap on
the new model fast. I promised you five minutes, just this fluffy,
fluffy manager. Just at to one mod. Drag it in there. It's
on that fast. It's it's literally that fast. Like you have to have
a steam deck now. So I probably what you call it, the steam
streaming in my freaking what is all in my living room? I mean,
I still think you should expose her breasts, so, you know, just
saying it made her so hot for no reason, Bro, that is the
best glove in video games by far. She was even not hot in the
first one, but like not as he's just crazy hot. Did you did
you guys see the the the actress the actress the from Mary Jane talking on
on Twitter about how like Spiderman fans are fucking freaks and because because they were,
because they were like asking her about how ugly she looked in the case
or whatever. Yeah, Spider Man fans are weird. Bro. It's insane
that The thing, you know, what really bothers me about that entire conversation
is that, like I actually feel like there's an intelligent conversation to be had
about like why certain studios are so bad at translating their actors into their games,
and other studios are really good at it. Yeah, Like there's like
because because I don't think it's I don't think the people who are like,
oh, Mary Jane's ugly in Spider Man two, I don't think they're wrong.
Like when you see the actress, it's confusing, it's really confusing how
they botched her in that way, and then like how like you have other
studios that do like a fucking amazing job. But then the conversation always goes
to, like, fucking this woman, this woman's fucking ugly. They modeled
her after a fucking writer. It's not even really, which is insane that
conspiracy theory that like they modeled her after a writer instead, and it's like
a self insert. It just gets bogged down by all these like stupid conversations.
I agree, but there's like there's an actual conversation behind, like why
are certain studios so bad a translating their models into the into the game engine?
Was the only character that looks good in that game to me is Miles.
I think Miles looks good, and I think I think and I think
Rio's act game character looks. I think Craven looks good. I think Crave
looks good too, Yes, but yeah, but I do agree a lot
of the models, a lot of the models. There's a handful of the
models that look pretty like ify. Mary Jane does look weird. There was
that, like I had that thing. I didn't even get to the conversation
because that wasn't the thing that bothered me, but there was showing the comparison.
It was Chun Lee and Mary Jane, and they were trying to say,
oh, this is sixty year old Chun Lee and this is two year
old. And the thing that bothered me was the fact that I've seen this
narrative going around. Yeah, I've seen this narrative that I'm like, okay,
because people are going after the street Fighter to fucking lore and being this
is their age and street Fighter two. So given all these years later and
this is how old they are in fucking Street Fighter six, and I'm like,
that is so asinine to me that like everybody would be old fucking senior
citizens in the game. They're they're not seniors. They're all about fifty though.
No they're not. They are about fini. They're not they are absolutely
there. I can prove to you you can't. There about fifty right now,
I can literally are not, dude, none of them crazy fucking hand
Ken Sun is a teenager. Now Ken had his son six years after two?
No, he did after two? Yeah, I didn't, wow old
he literally did? Three takes place six years after two? What are you
talking about? It? Literally does the beginning of three takes place six years
after two? Because it's it's four years after four? Who's telling you this
timeline? There is a time, There is a timeline. There is not
a special time linet like the most There is no official timeline. The only
the only time, when you get some little kernels, three is the latest
other than six and in three. Actually, the end of five is later
than three. What the hell are you are you talking about? DLC?
No, I don't DLC. The end of five is after three. No,
it's not. It literally is no, it absolutely is not. It
is. Oh my god, No, it's not. No, three it
literally no, dude, how much you want to bet? How is how
much do you want to be? Literally? The end of five the end
of five, And so the story of five, which takes place there is
a linear story in five that does not take place over years because the street
Fight er five does not take Dude, there's a story. Let me explain
the story is the lore. Let me explain the end of five. What
is the end of five to you? What are you talking about? Is
after Ken talks about already training Sean, after he met Laura, he already
trained Shawn. Sean is already trained by him. It's done, It's finished.
That what happens in three, dude? And no, dude, you're
thinking of third are you thinking of like third strike? Yes, dude,
there is a lot of the Street Fighter three versus the second and the third.
There is more time that has passed, like third strike is the absolute
Look at dude, I I actually just could. When I drove to California,
I was bored and I just watched a very recent the time just explaining
this guy. It's called the Insane Lare street Fighter because they had an extreme
in the Insane lawd Technic and I watched the videos that was just typing of
fun. This guy breaks it like it just even recently breaks it down,
and no, No three is the latest. Unequivocally. The point being is
that there is talk of Reu being in his thirties and street Fighter three and
so and street Fighter six is people are trying to speculate how much later it
is. People are either in their late thirties or early forties. They're like
it. And to to show you, none of them have fucking gray ass
hair, Like there is a there is a representation of people that are you
know, you know who got his gray hair now? Actually Honda, he's
the only person that's starting to go gray. Literally, it's Honda Zangief has
wrinkles. Now. They all look mature, but they don't have what you
would say, Oh, these people are absolutely obviously middle aged. And it's
not like they shy away from that, because there's plenty of old people throughout
Street Fighter the series. Like there's people that are like a Gin is an
old man, Like he doesn't you know what I'm saying? Is this right,
Derek? Okay, So let's if we're gonna if we're gonna go strictly
strictly their early forties, right, which I disagree with. Right? Two
three is years after two? Right years, it's been a while after two,
you would say, right, at least three is by itself, right,
Yeah, ten has a little little son in three. The little kid
is small. He has two kids, but he has one little little little
boy in three right, probably, I don't remember. If he is Ken,
I don't remember. Was a teenager now a whole lass team? Now?
Where do you see that? In the Ken story and you play six
after you beat Ken's story, you see him looking out the window of like,
I really miss your son. I'll see you soon. And he's a
teenager. That's a teenage boy. Now, okay, so what he's thinking
like fifteen years later forty, he's at least forty and some change. No,
that would mean forty. That would mean probably because in Street Fighter in
the early ones, they were in their twenties. Yeah, they were,
so by logic, if you went like, let's say fifteen years later,
that would make mid thirties. Even if you're eighteen, that would mean late
thirties. If they were in their early twenties. And Street Fighter two,
Street Fighter two, they were early twenties, I would say, yeah,
even if he was fifteen years later, it would probably be bro When I
was twenty years fifteen years ago, I was twenty. You know what I'm
saying. How time works, that's true, right, But and two,
they weren't even married yet. Yeah, so then like, no, they
got pregnant with them, they got pregnant with the daughter in two, and
then at the end got pregnant. Actually no, that's not even true.
Actually it was in four. The end of four. I think the end
of four was when I think they first. Now I'm getting confused, niggas.
It's too But look here, I think people, you guys probably know
better than we do. One of you guys out there that definitely want to
do just by looking at the characters, like to think that these people are
middle aged some of them obviously, some of the like obviously, some people
are old as fuck. But as far as the main heroes there, I
would say early forties, late thirties maximum maximum. Just by looking at them,
these niggas, most of them aren't even gray and like, if you
really wanted to portray that they were getting old, they would put some gray
in their motherfucking beard. The fact that you're looking for inner peace at this
age is crazy. Bro. That was just die Like what is he doing
at this point? Like? Bro, how are you people? Bro?
You're old ship? Now, that's even most people from soccer or something at
this point. Soccer is also so basically an argument. I think you're right
of soccer. At the end, she finds you in the beginning of three.
In regular three, soccer finds you and she's a teenager and by the
end of five she's twenty two. All right, but hopefully I was getting
that pussy though. I know, dude, I am. I would not
if I was, like, Yo, I knew you when you were jail
bait, I'm not touching you. No fu Lee, I'm sure they fucked
it. Leah. It was legal in Japan though, so whatever. I
think they barely change those laws. Dude, I I he loves street Fighter?
Is that about to say? I like Street Fighter? But I'm not
gonna pretend like I knew there was a story even slightly every story, give
every single I skipped every single character, Like, yeah, I don't like
anything that was even remotely a cut scene. I was like, I don't
what, I don't care. What the fuck I'm trying to fight? What
is this? It would be like if there was a reason for for the
Tetris blocks, you know what I mean, Like, I don't know if
it wasn't for Mortal Kombat More Kombat forced fighting games to put in stories.
Before it would just be very ending at the end when you'd beat arcade mode,
you would get a little bit of something. But then since Mortal Kombat
started killing it with these like really in in uh these detailed or just you
know, never the Realm studios, they they really just started killing it and
that's like a big part of the of it. And now they're like,
fuck, I guess we have to try it now too, because people feel
like they're getting robbed. They're like, you're not putting enough content here.
Okay. One has one of the most silly moments ever. Can she gets
acids? Can she gets stabbed with two sizes and he gets blind? It's
funny. I was just so high size got impaled into his face and he
barely got blind. That was so funny. What is this? Wait,
got slashed and he lost his eyes? Like that makes sense? Yeah,
so can he still loses eyes? So funny The way he loses his eyesight
is so funny, Like because I thought the exact I thought the same exact
thing. I was like, I was laughing. And in in which in
which game? M K one, the latest one, the most recent one?
Yeah, yeah, he gets sad with two size in the in the
head. They won't like it wasn't like saying they were like a quarter impaled,
you know, like say they were probably halfway in, They're probably that's
they were taking his brain for. They were definitely taking his front. That's
so crazy. I saw an image. I saw a screenshot of it.
I'm trying to find the video it. I can't. What I like is
that his his his family's He didn't help him until he was blind? Were
you before? No, he didn't have it yet, you didn't have it
after. That's right, That's right. Okay, So this is actually a
great example actually of a little bit what we were talking about with the Spider
Man thing. I'm looking at the character models in World Combat one, and
they look really good. They're very good, you know, like they fantastic.
They look like they fucking nailed it. I would bet that if I
went to go see like these actors like Headshots or whatever, that they would
look very, very very much like this, obviously outside of costume. And
then I think that's what m K one does better than because I think m
K one as a game, it's sort of man, But I think the
models they nailed like they this is actually model like this almost like they're actually
like distractingly good, like they're really really good like and I guess especially because
I guess it's mainly because I'm thinking of specifically Spider Man as I'm making this
comparison, but like, dude, it's like miles beyond it. I knew
they were onto something when they did in Justice Too, because I saw like,
oh, there needs it needs work, but I see where they're going
with this. And that was all the way back in I think twenty seventeen
or something, and I was, yeah, like like it was a little
jam out twenty seventeen, I think, so, I think it's just two
a while ago. I thought it came out well before that. No,
No, I'm pretty sure it's twenty seventeen. But I feel like two snuck
up on me because I feel like I was still playing one before and two
came out. I was, well, yeah, it was early early twenty
seventeen. It was a Justice Too. You might be thinking of, like,
I mean, the first once is obviously yeah, it's probably what twenty
thirteen thirteen, Probably that sounds about right now. You remember playing it at
Joe's at Joe's place. So that was like twenty thirteen probably. I think
that's right because it was at the end of the console cycle. Was that
the closest is uh, oh man, this bothers me in Justice Game.
God, we'll get under the credits. Oh yeah, yeah yeah twenty thirteen.
Yeah yeah yeah God. All right, Well that was an interesting,
interesting little tangent. Hopefully people in the in the chat. Bro, that's
some. That's some. Look I want her to be I would, yeah,
I want her to be sixty, but I just know she's not because
a coma coumah's elderly and he's slowing down at all yet Tounley, Yeah,
right, whether the Gokin just literally just wakes up. He's been dead for
years and then he just wakes up. What the focus? Not dead,
that's what I mean. No, he got killed and then he he practiced
the the power of nothingness and then woke up later and I'm like, what
the fuck is this? Lord dude. Kennon ru buried him, Bro,
they found him. Then they were like, oh, our master's dead.
We got him and they bury him. And later they go back to where
they were like there and they're like, yo, that's just that's just fighting.
It thought you, yeah, that's fighting. It's it's so ridiculous.
It's all like like techan where they're just dropping each other off mountains constantly.
It's play the demo for tech for the New was dropped in I'm gonna get
the game, so I'm just not gonna play the demo. Damage Kazia is
the damage Kazi and Jin do to like Central Tokyo and they're just fat is
insane and I'm like, yo, these guys are walking around. I love
the technic is the most insane lord though, ever that that's all that watch
that video just to that's all the hour. That is a fantastic video because
I was even myself, I'm like, I've played most of them, but
I still don't know everything. And it was so much crazier than I ever
could have imagined. It's it's the wild ever broke slipped so many of them
got dropped off a mountain into a volcano. Volcano. He was literally child
he somehow it was oh wait, no wait, am I getting his backwards?
It was off a cliff. He was of the cliff. He dropped
a cliff. She was in a volcano. That's right, I got that,
and then he dropped Kazia in the volcano afterwards, and then Kazia came
back, and then Jin dropped Kazi in the volcano. I think they're all
somehow still alive somehow, and they win, they win to get back,
they all win. The volcano was in fact a power up. When you
fall into the volca back and you win, let's get out of it.
So so I love, I gotta I gotta play through No, well,
no way, I'm playing through all of them. You should. I bet
you'll have a great time. Honestly, I maybe I just feel I don't
have a lot of time. He's my main issue, and they're there are
games that I really should be playing for work that probably take precedent over second
three. All of them make money from it. There you go. I
guess, yeah, I probably, yeah, I guess. So I gotta
figure that out anyway. Whatever we've been going on for a while, Yeah,
yeah, Mary fucking January, we're gonna read our twenty five dollars and
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uh, what is that? Who is that? It's so big? Is
that Gutso that's good? He's that's the biggest blunt I've ever seen. That
is fucking He's gonna die. I think that could that could kill guts.
I think that big of a blunt can I'll do it? That might be
what does it? Finally? Fuck Griffith. So, if I'm not mistaken,
this is episode one, yes, which means next episode is episode two
hundred. We have a question thread up on or not a question thread but
a but a thread up for episode two hundred. I named the episode three
hundred because I'm stupid, but uh, and I refuse to correct it,
but it's there. So we're gonna go through some of the some of the
highlights of the Stark Tank up until basically not necessarily of the last year,
but like the entire time, and I think it'll be fun to reminisce.
I'm gonna I think I'm gonna get hammered before we start recording because why not.
And we'll see we see what that, We'll see what that does.
See if I can read these fucking names, aile hammered Jesus. But we'll
see you for that episode. Really want to try, no promises. We
want to see if we can get somebody special to join us. Yeah,
you know, last minute. We'll see what I have. Yeah, yeah,
it's a pretty last minute thing, but we'll see. But if not,
we've got a big episode planned regardless, so tune in over there.
We've got an extra ammo on our theme park up the Snark Tank theme Park
where we built all sorts of mascots and rides and Chip should go check that
out. Hell yeah, as well as every single other extram is that extramo
by the way, in the in the collections like the uh no, but
I will do that. It will be I'm actually oh see okay, okay,
right, all right, okay, so there's there's a playlist for you.
But anyway, let's let's read these names and get the fun out of
here. There's gonna be three hours. Fuck damn it, what just damn
it? I just forgot about I wanted to talk about Matt pat but it's
too let's go. Oh yeah, I forgot. Yeah, he's retiring completely
gone. Yeah he died, is now Matt pat is now just a theory
you know already. No, he's gonna be gone in March. He's gonna
win like ten other videos and on all the channels. I didn't even know
he had four or three other channels. I thought he only had two or
something. Yeah. Yeah, but I watched like half of the video.
I was like, Okay, I get it. And he made his bread,
you know, yeah, fuck yeah, dude, time to move on.
I was gonna clip that one thing. We did a video in Vegas,
Chris, and at the very end of it, you were like pretending
to be him, and then he was for some reason, he was like
some Soviet agent or something. Think this tak this to ended the day.
Yeah, the idea of him being like a secret Soviet off camera is hilarious.
That's just a theory, a game theory. Thanks for watching. Bring
this to Kyle in editing, I'd like a big transition over to a film
theory channel. It's just been infiltrating us all these you. That was so
it's crazy to think about how long ago that Vegas trip was by the way,
Yeah, that's insane. Jesus Christ right five years ago. Jesus,
that's basically five years ago. But anyway, let's let's read these names.
You get the fuck out of here, rest in peace. Matt pat you
fucking fuck you fuck three two one, making a Prince Albert. God damn
it. I gotta blow my nose making a Prince Albert piercing out of sodium
metal. So whenever you take a piss your dick explodes, we can bang
if you want to. You can piss in my bed lego my ego.
Uh oh, lego, my ego, niggo. Oh of course, you
can funk if you want to. You can fuck your friends behind because your
friends don't come, and if they don't come, well they're just and it's
just the N word is a wild fucking conclusion to that. But like,
all right, just kind of got lazy and eye. Yeah, this nigga,
it worked, It worked. Leon Sam's big Meaty stinks, Gary Cooyer,
Coolier, Andy the man whose handies are str and Dandy gay Gita,
Prince of all gay ins gayant. I can't believe the genius. It sounds
pretty cool. Vagina, It's so stupid. I can't believe. I can't
fucking believe that we've never said super gay in or something. No, you've
never said that. I've definitely made that on this show. We're two hundred
episodes in. We've never come and dragon Balls come up a myriad of times
said super game. There is no that's nuts. And the genis what does
a scouter say about his penis level? It's big? Oh man, we
should do that too. We should write we should write a gauge dude,
that's a great extra. We should write a gay dragon ball arc about like
f F slur ball z. How about that? Oh my god, dragon
it rolls? No, No, no, not at all, dragon ball
F word is definitely fun A F word ball z. I disagree. I
disagree because it rhymes because said, and I was like, never in your
head right exactly? I wrote ball z. That is so sid I just
I wrote. I didn't twink, I gave I wrote gave balls. Can
we just do f Yeah, we'll do it. Yeah, that's crazy,
at Ama, whatever you want, is it offensive if we say if it's
not the slur necessarily, but it's part like fagon ball z, that sounds
pretty cool. No, no, it's just like saying, you know how
if you know what I mean, no, because no, I agree if
you put you take the hard R, but you put an L before the
E and it's a completely different word. Yeah, it sounds like that's true,
you know, yeah, but you know, honestly, is such a
funny idea. It is black Man telling jokes, and Batman's not trying to
hear it at all. He's, in fact, way more aggressive to him.
He's way more aggressive to him and all instead of like, instead a
question him, it's a Hennessy bottle. But what happens is it should like
a question mark and then there's a little as a question mark shaped models stupid
well just grape soda bottles, but question No, No, dude, I
feel like I can say I feel like I can say the I feel like
I feel like I should be grandfather in for the f slur. Honestly,
yeah, I don't think the amount of gay ship that we've done, the
covers and stuff, I think we can an honorary past. I just don't
I want to say, I just don't want to deal with it. I
guess that's homeless people gay homeless people. Oh, it's gonna be extra amals
or whatever, gay homeless people. If we have the past, if we
have a past, please let us know, like tag us or something.
Well, the thing is is right. We don't need to say it here
on extram it's it's private. You pay to see it, you make your
here's here's the thing. If it's central to the pre miss of what we're
doing, like it's going to be for this, I feel like we should
be able to say it. Also because quite frankly, because quite frankly,
also because to be completely I mean, I don't know, man, Like
if if Lady Gaga had a penis side sucket, you know that count You're
You're mad, You're mad, gave for that, You're mad, gave for
that? Hell yeah, dude, I'm in the the the female penis man,
the female penis is taken over Kingston. You're on the wrong side history.
You're on the wrong side of history with that. Man. I've never
gonna right history. I've never I'm never anyway purpose I refuse to be better
anyway. Fucking what did you say? Sneako cowering and fear from a Krispy
Kreme donut like a veteran hearing Fireworks, Heath Smoker, the legend of Zelda,
Queers of the Condom. Uh, there wasn't even anything like that.
That's jarring because it's just the legend. Is I thought it would be like
the legend of yeah something ga Yelda or something like it, even even if
it sucks, you know, even if it sucked, like it would be
something gay leg Kay Ario g Brothers, Donkey Gay. I don't know what.
I guess gay Kong would be better. Yeah, donkey donkey Gay is
soulous lever that is, it is so dumb and it could be confused for
so much more than the rest of the legend of gay, Legend of gay,
oh, legend of gay all right? Uh the yeah we hen time
Mangai I got for gay Zilla minus come. Uh. It makes me so
upset, Like I wish I sometimes I wish I could we could get really
lazy with this and we could just read the names and then just copy paste
and throughout the month. But because shit keeps happening in the middle of the
credits, we can't. Yeah yeah, yeah, we have to like never
just just stay on script and then yeah, they'll be Jesse, yeah,
Jesse, Pink Jesse Pickman, Uh rise against re education to the sound of
a black eye panting away, to the rhythm of the thrusting deep inside may
homeless transform whose resolution is to fuck Uh just Alexander and there's too many gays
here in my gay dreams, I see that gay town, silent gay,
not even not even remotely clever. Uh. Juxto the Jester and gay disposition.
Nice. I remember Juxto. Yeah, Juxto, I forgot about him?
Was his what was his thing? Was? That? Was that the
thing that he was? Juxtow the Jester, Well was just saying that,
yeah, because like juxta juxtaposition sounds like a gesture's name or some shit like
that. I don't remember or that, Oh no, that I remember because
juxtaposition, it's the word itself. Sounded like a juxtaposition, because you have
the word position next to fucking Juxto, which is fucking like, what the
fuck is that? Okay, I'm remembering. You are tuned into You are
tuned into ninety eight point seven w I RP with Negro in the spic Mariacci
music with fog horns. Uh John that kills the flower moon? Eight out
of ten. Guido the fourth. Uh, the fucking discord link is down.
Uh. I want some cock sludge. I love to swallow man splooge.
I really love to make Dick's cry so tonight, I'm sucking this guy's
ball sack by cman m by, don't know what's on. Just clean off
the closet. I'm sucking something ball sack. I'm sorry, Mike, mikey
Muslki challenge sneak out to a fight. That's hilarious. I don't know he
talking about the jiu jitsu expert. Literally, yeah, he's like he basically
Chris. He looks like you, he looks like and and he fucking is
and and what's what's this guy's name? Mike mos like? I think his
last name, his last names. If you just put in Mike uh jiu
jitsu or just one championship, it'll pop up. Okay, so I'm getting
Mickey Mouse. Okay. I don't know what you I don't know what you
googled at all. He is a herd, like I don't how do you
spell? Like? What is that? So it's yeah, musai. But
but if you just put in Mike one championship, it'll pop up. It's
easier Mike one championship. He does. He look like a little nerd.
He just looks like a little guy with if you get a picture with his
glasses on, he's just a little smiley guy. But he's the absolute ship
at What the fuck this guy? Yeah, what the hell? That's what
makes it so funny. He's so nice and he's also ridden. He's riddled
with anxiety. Like he's like, he's such a like but he's but he's
a jiu jitsu guy. Yeah, he's jiu jitsu. Fucking he's fighting to
get over his anxiety. He's anxiety. But he's like literally a doll of
a human being. But he will beat the breaks off you. He's just
he's the best at jiu jitsu. Is so good. He's not even built
the right way. You assume all this is exactly what a jiu jitsu master
could be built like. But then very true and jiu jitsu specifically, in
the sport of jiu jitsu, they don't test for drugs, so a bunch
of people are now blowing up to insane sizes. So skill is becoming less
important because you're so strong, we can manipulate people like I've seen people and
like usually granted, there's usually like they're just like African muscle muscle men doing
jiu jitsu. They don't. They don't look like the wrong, but they
look like little small than like Michael B. Jordan at his biggest in Creed,
and then there's this little little fair, little little fairy size pixie looking
like linked dude that doesn't he gets out of them. Bro Go look at
a Gordon Ryan before and after, and you can see like, Okay,
here's a jiu jitsu guy, and now he looks like he's fucking w W
wrestler just because they don't test. They don't fucking test. So now he's
just like he fights Sneaker and kills him. Oh yeah, I hope he
twists his neck like three times around. He just keeps going, starts carrying.
I hope he hits Sneako one time and he dies like it's like it's
like really hands climbag like the horse kicks him and he he he kicks him
once. He kicks Sneako once in the head and then he ships himself and
dies. I want to he's gonna break his ankles, He's gonna like twist
his head. I know, I know it's a serious sport. People can
get really hurt in it. But I want one person in my era to
die in a ring bro I just want one. Just want to give me
that. The last pay per view got close. This dude, Bryce Mitchell
got hit so hard that he started seezar he goes crazy. He had that
was Bryce Mitchell had the season. Yea, everybody thought he's gonna die.
That's crazy. Yeah, it was actually kind of just don't looking at him,
just like looking at him, and he was like, I don't understand
seizures because it's just like why don't you just stop moving? Yeah, like
he just chill out. Your brain is swelling, idiots, chill out with
that ship man you got, you got your brain swell. I feel like
if you just slapped the person, they'll like snap out of it right away.
Just yeah, like tried like pouring a cup of like really cold water
on the person, like I don't imagine beating them more to wake him up,
and they seize harder, and he beats the harder to wake him up.
That's just your at that point. What about having to why you're beating
off you think like it would actually like kind of help you it now like
it's just like I've reached back speed. Now let's go, yeah, come
on, let's Seahama obamna Lord of Jones striking Matt Walsh's house. His family
is safe, but not him. Fuck it, carry on with the Britton
slander. It's ship sucks here. Listening to Sweeney makes me consider racism.
Sweeney, thank you for being the voice of reason, Christian killerself two opposites,
baller of the first sin Uh. You don't have to be afraid anymore.
Sweeney. Please come to Sweden. I'm the biggest boy in my village
and I can protect you from the dire moose and the naggar yeager. I
forgot that, and I probably just said a slur in some foreign language,
but I don't. Uh. Jolly old dip ship yaesified shot Uncle Ben?
Pete? They transd me Pete. You say yes to fight shot Uncle Ben?
That sounds awesome? Would you say, Peter? They pet They transd
me Pete. They trans me. That's us stupid, the transd me.
That's crazy. Can you imagine if like that was the story of Spider Man?
Is that like Uncle benk got turned into like somebody had like a ray
that turned him into a woman, and he was just so mad at that
and so unaccepting of that that he had to go kill the guy. The
idea that people don't do like that, and Marvel's crazy to me. There's
no one that like can nast people like force them to go through like constructions,
because there's so much insane evil in the world that no one's ever thought
about that, Like that's nothing that two different people together or something like some
weird shit. So a dog to a kid's back. He's going through the
city doing that shit over and over again, and then it's like the villain,
someone like Thor has to step in because they can't catch him. And
Thor is like, yo, dude, I don't really know as much jurisdiction,
but stop doing We keep trying to catch him, but he keeps sewing
our policeman together, like Patain Reaga brings a guy to pre sinck in every
police officer seld together, and he's like, oh my god, it's like
Legion in here. Jesus Christ. That is fucking crazy. Ruining the aupostery
before that one fifty with the boys becoming homeless to support the homies ciphergraft Sweeney
with the ineni Wani Pena Elmo found dead New York City apartment Old Debbie Cumfingers.
I present to you the Old Gods of Snart Tank featuring Jonathan Young as
Alan Cake. This is Harold of Gainnis a Yo, mister White, get
a glass. I want to see it. Bitch. At first I wasn't
gay. I was scared of guys. Kept thinking I could never take a
penis deep inside. That's good, it's actually a great. First line was
gay. Yeah, at first I wasn't gay. I was scared of guys.
Kept thinking I could never take a penis deep inside. That's really good,
that's great. That is actually top tier right there, because it's it's
the syllables flow. It rhymes with the original, it rhymes with itself.
It's good. Good ship. Uh Sweeney Superpowers being confidently wrong. Back to
Tank of Come Caucasian Container, The crack About for Gays, Keith David Tinfoil
Tyrant Genesis learning voodoo witch magic to keep Diane Feinstein in office. Wait a
fucking second, what what'd you do? No? Well, we got another
page. There aren't there aren't six pages now, No, there's not no
way. You probably just got a like window or something. No, I
filtered this correctly. What the No, something's gotta be obvious. We didn't
get like fucking two extra yeah or three? Or imagin having three hundred pages
of patre how much money we'd be making pain members happy? All twenty five?
Yeah? Current? Yeah, and it's all current people that are actually
currently subscribed and not past ones that jumped off. Okay, here we go.
Yeah, I I I had it clicked, but it wasn't. I
had that clicked, but then I had to unclick it and reclick it for
it to register Patreon as an app. It's really annoying. Yeah, so
whatever, I guess. I guess some of you, I g I guess
some of you got extra extra shoutouts whatever? Oh uh yeah, fuck those
people. You know who you are. We'll kill you. Uh anyway,
money, dude, I was about to read for six pages that would have
been hell oh no, becoming homeless is more the homies. But where the
were we? Man? I gotta go beat off? All right? All
right? Company, thank him? Donald Trump burping on Dom's clit Do Christian
girls squirt holy water? King Kong's ding Dong rode In. All I can
say is my life is pretty gay. I love sucking dudes off in the
ray ain Uh. Uh she Pippin, She Pippin on my pip up awesome.
Uh. Sweeney eats corn the long way bananas, Bro's you did talk
about the corn in the last episode. Found a condom on a squid on
the beach. Let nature do the rest. Just the hard r coffee Star
coffee on twitch. Bitch that shins on my do Hiki tila Abe. Oh
my god, he's the one that guy assassinated right yeah, with that homemade
fucking cyberpunk gun. That shit was crazy. See the thing, See the
thing about that is that, like if I was assassinated with a homemade gun
in a country that like didn't have gun violence, you know, generally I
would at least feel like, all right, they worked for it. Yeah,
you know, it's like they really they really felt strongly about it to
the point where they were willing to flourish and and engineering and beta test and
alpha test, and you know, I think the thing that's so humiliating about
being shot to death in America is how fucking accidentally and how easily it can
happen. And how lame it is because it's just it's never a good reason.
It's always like just some fucking retard with a gun. Yeah that he
bought it Walmart for like ten dollars accidental. It was just happened to be
in his uh, his fucking cart. Didn't even notice because I have a
gun. Now, the guns themselves are cheap. It's the bullets. It's
like this, it's a It's like the subscription and service of the gun world
is all the bullets. Yeah, thousand dollars. If you're a freak,
If you're a freaking you're shooting all the time. Yeah, they are expensive.
I like bullets that have paracausal properties that burrow through spirits and into the
into yokai. I like bullets that kill people in the past. It's like
it goes so fast since the time. Well, well, well you see
my bullet and it's trans dimensional properties gotcha before you were born. It's like,
why, why is everything gotta be transdimensional? I don't know why things
got to be so political. Back in my day, it was just a
dimensional trans dimensional. Back in my day, they were just formers. There
are no there are no transformers. Back in my day, there was just
a hailm on with this world formers gold bots and that's all. Man.
Don't ever get me started on what's going on with the Loosnse the Lonce transfigurations.
In my they was just figure rage that it was just figure age to
be that intolerant like that's that's anything with trades. It's just like I couldn't
stand it's actually magical though low key like Loki, that's magic to be that
intolerant. Yeah, that you're just the insane. I knew I hated Ray
William Johnson when he started imposing his politics on his physicians. Hsicians. Stupid.
This is the dumbest, fucking, the dubbest fucking conversation we've ever had.
And the quotes telling me the train I did not, I did not
ever again, I'm boycotting you, damn fan Tano boycotting you. I'm boycotting
you. I'm not girl cotting you. I'm not damn cutting you. I'm
not I'm boycott these are by the way, this is like not even a
fake person, like there are real like this. This person is fake as
this person is as fake as being shot to death in America. You know,
like this is a very real thing that you could run into and it
be I have seen some ship and I can't believe the real people like this
is right on par It's yeah, it does make me a little sad.
It does make me a little bit the same thing. Ever, I was
playing Digimon right and some for some reason, something something came up right,
and some guy was like, I have no problem with them existing. Is
this Nigga's playing Digimon? Mind you, I have no problem with you playing
dig existed. I gon to push it to the kids. I was like,
informing kids of people's differences is peddling it on children? These people they
think that they that's a very that's a deeply insecure sense of self at that
point, because that means what they're saying really is that like, I don't
want my kids to be convinced to be trans which is like which which kind
of indicates that they themselves think they could be you know what I mean.
They don't see that's too complex of a thought for them, even though you're
right, you're one that would be the line of thought. But they've never
thought about that. They're just too stupid even yeah, they're unaware. It's
like the goldfish not understanding that I'm about to fuck it you deep, like
when you hold open a balloon, when you pull a balloon's mouth open,
it's like trying to use a fucking ketchup packets like pocket pussy. It's crazy
because this dude cut. Like you find a bunch of cut open pack up
packets in your friend through you just end up you just so packets with goldfish.
You're just kind of ending up with a really gross cockring. At a
certain point, it's you're busting through that, like you're that's not long for
this earth. Man, I can't be friends. There's something so direct.
You couldn't be friends with somebody who fucked the goldfish to death. No,
just hearing you say that sounds so insane, so insane, and it goes
to the fish market buys live carbon fun them. That's worse than sucking like
a squirrel or something like a fish, a small fish. Like dude,
remember the period, Remember the picture of the squirrel with the two condoms left
in it and it was on the street. Yes, Oh god, dude.
The fact that this is the condom is a is a level of awareness
that is discussing from someone like that's a juxtaposition. It's like, well,
I don't want to be unsafe fucking screaming. This thing is screaming in a
pitch that only dogs can hear, just like it is screaming so loud you
can't hear it. But the water is rippling, you feel, you feel
turbulence. That's but you don't hear ship. Oh, we forgot to talk
about that plane that fell apart in the sky. I was just thinking about
that too, the boom when the ship got sucked out. Yeah, well
we'll, we'll, we'll say that for the next day. Yeah, two
hundred. I haven't laughed like that in the while. God, today,
today, I'm feeling out of pocket. Today, I don't know. I
don't know what it is. Yea name, all right, let's burst through
these We're we got five minutes, we got five minutes, three hours.
God damn, name your three top three? God damn it. Maybe your
top three favorite negroes sweetie favorite, there's least favorite, least favorite, least
favorite negro Joe Budden, there's damn so quick. There's a whose I don't
like that Cane always can't stand that niggat. Okay, who else don't come
on, Got one more, Got one more, Let's go one more.
Wait, I'm thinking I usually love most black people because they're black like me,
but any Dominican fuse they admit they're black. There you go, all
right, there you go? Fair enough? Uh been blowing lots of guys
living in a game and is paradise, thinking dogs every size living in a
game is paradise. Transferm gremlin exposing people with lackos and tolerance and ninety million
rogins of ionizing radiation. You not Vinpenn and John DM so here I am
pretending I'm a girl named Pam. They've got my cock, They've they've got
my cock in their hand. Realizing I'm a homo man man Uh, motor
boating and open colon is the most heinous thing I've ever fucking heard something I
really, Yeah, I don't have Oh did we ask in the did we
ask in the last episode? We did? I feel like I asked specifically,
like what the it was from? I gotta check the comments for episode
two hundred. No, not yet, I've I've gone through it a little
bit. Sh had me in years remembering some of the stuff. Yeah,
I'm trying to say that. That's so cool, people like, because this
ship just completely leaves my brain. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, like
the this whole conversation about sucking the goldfishes is probably hilarious, but like,
I'm gonna forget it as soon as we As soon as I hang off the
call, I don't know where I'm at the call and I started screaming,
confused, I don't know where I'm at. A coming and calmed me down.
So insane, Craig the Canadian doctor Ligma, we gotta we gotta go,
we gotta go, we gotta move it. Uh, Doctor Ligma and
the ball droppers, it's your boy, Shan Daily. The idea of that
so fucking stupid. Let's go, we gotta go. I'm trying. Daily
Wire presents Matt Walsh. Matt Walsh is what is a black Ben and Jerry's
Funky Monkey? Uh? To the tune of One Winged Angel? Butts what
to the tune? Isn't that orchestra? What Butts balls? Gay Orgy stroking
his giant pean butts Ball's k Orgy his giant pan bots balls or giant?
Is it? Do you know this big old cock? Big old cock?
I do I know it. It's final fantasy, but like I don't.
That's set. Yeah, all right, whatever Gay Sinatra would be like,
start spreading your cheeks. I'm fucking your three XO inventing a new sect of
Islam where you get seventy two famboys after blowing up the bathroom slurping, stroking,
smoking, jokeing Emoticon's going like this, Keith David, Homeless Drip m
h Lord of Homeless Drip. If you get put on Santa's naughty list,
he'll pop your balls like bubble wrap. Obi won't blow me. That's a
wild penalty. No, you gotta eat those hands. I can feel that
pain almost and my brain's not letting me do it. Yeah. He squeezes
your lips like yeah, he's still jolly though, Yeah yeah ho No,
No, there's a third one you pop was prostate boy. He rounds up
all the kids in the He rounds up all of the people in the room
and then does it. And when he runs out of balls, he goes
for the lymph nodes. Oh no, popping naughty kids balls? What the
fuck? The idea of moving on to lymph nodes is crazy because that's just
like now you're now you're in danger man, because like your body is just
literally less capable of fighting to keep you alive. Right, he has the
rainier snomb on them for some of them, the real bad ones, the
reindeer right there, it's like that idea of him being so jolly though still
he just looks so happy, his round face off, his little Rudolf's flying
around the room with his nose like lighting up everything. As people are screaming
in agony. Oh man, merry Christmas, screaming, people are giving full
bodies. They're screaming from their diaphragm. Parents are coming in trying to shoot
him, but like Santa, dodges and then like breaks their dodges. Can't
get killed. He heals killable, can't kill. The bullets get embedded in
his sit like he eats. It's like suit. It's like Majian boo,
where like they get into his skin, but he absorbs him. React to
paid, no, not even a little bit, puts the shotgun right to
the back of his head and confetties his ship and then he's fine. A
moment later, the barrel is completely twisted and it's that is how much gunpowder
he's stuffed into the barrel. He stuffs so much gunpowder he just turns out,
smiling as he grabs his son. Then he grabs his bault and he
grabs him double clutch and pops. Alright, let's keep going homeless, homeless,
homeless, never homeoless Matt pat giving the game theory channel to Christian.
Oh my Christians, amazing, Hi, everybody, this is Christian. This
this is just a theory bro ship channel. Actually, and he gave it
to Christian. I haven't watched theory theory? Is Mario a pony my mom?
Theory? Game theory? Did I fuck my mom? And how many
points did I get? Oh my god? Oh god? All right,
that's that's it. I'm really gonna do it this time. Yeah, David,
she spread it. And let me take a snip of that Mahi fucking
police coming hard as a thrust and pound. Abby. Don't don't mind us.
We're just glazing each other's butts kung Fu fighting to the kung to the
tune of Kung Fu fighting. Everybody was Penis writing. Those claps were fast
as lightning. It's not bad, that's pretty cool. There could be more
done with the lightning line. I think, but like everybody was Penis writing,
it's not bad. Were vast and frightening. It's pretty good. I
want somebody to cut out this last segment, send it to someone who's never
heard of us? What do you think of this? What do you It's
always the credits, dude, it's always the credits. Man, It's insane.
Show this to your fucking siblings and your your your family that have literally
never like they don't listen to anything like this, And hey, what do
you think about this? As a conservative parent? I'm confused. They said
the f slur, but they made fun of people who don't like Frans people.
I don't get it. I don't get these guys. They're not at
all. They're not based and red pilled like my dad and his supple Penis.
He's liking his fucking lips. Oh dude, he's flossing. I like
to floss my I like to floss my teeth with the with a scrotum with
wage slave five eighty three, A sad guy from Michigan down bad for helicopter
Dick emoticon so I can see Chris going emoticons going like this to it.
Uh, hey, man, I got lonely fans, you know, uh,
the Pippini Bros. The Pepini Bros. And Porium all right, wait
what bros? And Porium? All right? Snark Tank feasts your ears on
that gay Doctors mix. Don Donkerson, monk Giatsu. Uh you gotta pay
you. The trolls toll to get in the boys. Whold gay six Gayvanna
come in my come in my ass? Wait? Gave Gayvanna come in my
ass as a man as I suck on his pen as a gay, as
a queer, as you blow as you my ass as you know as Okay,
Yeah, for some reason, I thought Havana. For some reason,
I thought Havana by a fucking oh my god, what's that song? Yeah,
Havana or whatever, and I'm Havana or something like that. That one.
Yeah. Yeah, it's a good melody at least, that's really what
it's about. It reminds me of It reminds me of like it feels like
it could be a Santana song if it was like you know what I mean,
like it was like there could be yeah, yeah, yeah, if
it was good. Yeah it's not. It's like fine, Gole I said,
hey, you feed me pean gotta get back down on my knees.
No time to waste, there's dick to taste. All of you are getting
fucked. Uh late late term abortion with the Vanderlind gang. If I were
a gay man with a fenboy or two Uh kaz Door's Tzar's number one hater
gumballs voice actor calling dream the f slur sadman dot gov John Strickland, Do
you boy? Do your balls hang low? Can they gobble down? My
throat? Is the come thick as rice, as its sweeter as it's spice
Merk's eighteen eighty nine Held my hands to his throat till I felt, held
my hands through his throat till his spirit fell out. Damn. The first
church to heat, the first church that sounded like a Dracula flow, The
First Church of Keeth David featuring Paul Joseph Watson's massive fists waffle punching his own
shit down the sink drain Uh. Second Church of Keith David Oho immediately that's
crazy featuring being better than the First Church of Keith David. Pre Ras Blake
eight nine six, Crypto scammer in the YouTube sensation logan Paul Winning the United
States Championship with the w w CRANDUWEL Gay Cigarette Gay Dreams. To refer to
what Derek said last episode, there's now a bigger gap between now and two
thousand and four than two thousand and four in the release of Rocky four.
Okay, that's I mean, that sounds about right, honestly. Yeah,
yeah, that's exactly. That doesn't if you had told me, like the
first Rocky that that would have been like what the fuck? But that would
also would have been a lie, uh little dish rag brit Britney spears toxic
with the taste of your dick, I want to ride your cocks, your
cock pick I'm sipping inward doesn't work. I always thought it would be cocks
like you like your cock hungry, Yeah, you're sick, I'm sucking mad.
Yeah yeah, if they if you did want to go, come on
my eyes, Yeah, something like that, come on my eyes. It's
perfect for broad Britney spears. So the thing about it, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. The thing about it is that like if you wanted
to go with a cock tip blind you you were almost there, like your
cock tip I'm sipping on it would have made it rhyme more effectively than inwards,
Like inward doesn't work there in that in that context, but solid it's
always nice to throwing an inward. I guess is that what it is?
No, it's not even, it's not even, it's not even inn word.
It's the word inward, like inward club like I'm sipping inward. Yeah,
yeah, oh ship see that. No, No, no, it
wasn't. I didn't. It wasn't just the Edward Alaskan oilfield trash Texas stater
salad going down on a girl just to then throw up on her in her
Damn. That's almost like one of my moves, man, Damn. Yeah,
exactly. The pilot driver when you can pil punch, yeah, whatever,
expand on it though, punch, pilot, pilot pune. You say
it as you're fucking gargling through fucking vomit. Hold guys, finished, we're
almost almost take my ass hair. Is Nikky Ziggy Marcus currently working on turning
off the hammer of Dawn outside Sweeney's room. That's so fucking can you imagine?
Oh, fuck, upset, I'm so I know, I'm I know,
I've rung the bell on this for a while, But like I'm really
annoyed that the Gears trilogy is just not playable on modern It's like it really
it really bothers me that I can't go through those games in a in a
convenient way on like PC for a stream or something like Nintendo. Levels of
bullshit to me, it would be so fun for us to stream it,
you know what I mean? Yeah, Like, oh my god, it
would be fucking great. It's so stupid. Yeah, I don't know anyway,
roughly a roughly human shaped pile of red flags. Jackson DuPont, Badly
Brave Hugger, Derek duck Hunt, Gliath Voice. I've been denied everything,
even my com ethery in Virginian Hunter frying bacon with my shirt off. Melpus
won the Angrius Kroud, enjoying the view from the Daley Plaus on the sixth
floor, and is always wrapping out our list. The King of Haphazard Penis.
Thank you all for tuning into today's really long episode of the Snart Tank
Podcast. Of course, the credits went out of pocket. Of course these
this has been known to happen. So we'll see you again on Friday.
We're gonna cover some of the stuff that we didn't really get a chance to
talk about today. We definitely have to talk about that plane. I haven't
written down for the next episode, so we can talk because that shit was
fun fucking crazy. Yeah, and we'll get to it. We'll get to
a super soon on episode episode three hundred, two hundred. Sorry, I
keep saying three you know what, So I realize why I keep saying three
hundred. It's because like me, like we are, we are at similar
points in our episode count too Sacred, like we were in late two hundreds
in Sacred, and we're like late one hundreds here. So and they're talking
about episode three hundred and so I keep thinking, like, oh, that's
the one, but episode two hundreds up next. Uh, we're gonna take
some shots and then we're gonna go over some of the best highlights of the
Year're gonna talk about that playe and some other stuff too. We might as
well make it a long episode two probably, why not. We'll get we
got to get some figure as well. If we can't get someone fancy,
I'm just I'm just gonna figure something else out, Like I want to do
something special with this shit. If you do a long one, you just
do a one might throw in a maybe a song as the intro or something.
Well, I mean, there's already a cold open, but you know,
we already have a cold open set, and my god, is it
a crazy fucking cold open. I couldn't believe that shit. So uh anyway,
Well, we'll see you on we'll see you next time, so funk
off. Yeah, remembers, remember every time you suffer, I get stronger