WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.400 --> 00:00:14.439 Hey, look, he's a little dead, mean man. I had something 2 00:00:14.439 --> 00:00:16.280 for the beginning of the show and then I lost it. Anyway, Welcome, 3 00:00:16.280 --> 00:00:19.199 Welcome, Welcome to the Dark Tank. But it was Dark Tank Podcast. 4 00:00:19.199 --> 00:00:23.559 It's me Chris, It's it's him, Derek, it's him. Yeah. 5 00:00:23.839 --> 00:00:27.440 From the Sun. That intro for the last episode is perfect, by 6 00:00:27.480 --> 00:00:34.600 the way. That was the Power of the Sun. It's good. Caught 7 00:00:34.600 --> 00:00:39.200 me off guards squear in Sweden face. I was like, should I use 8 00:00:39.280 --> 00:00:41.520 the old intro? Should I was like, no, I'm just gonna put 9 00:00:41.520 --> 00:00:47.439 that thing and get right into the podcast. It was good. It was 10 00:00:47.439 --> 00:00:51.560 good. Welcome to the stark Tank Podcast, the show that I think we 11 00:00:51.560 --> 00:00:56.000 we think sometimes has a purpose and has a has a roadmap or some kind 12 00:00:56.079 --> 00:01:00.600 of some kind of schedule or some some kind of planning, but it really 13 00:01:00.439 --> 00:01:04.519 it really doesn't it really, we really have no idea what we're going to 14 00:01:04.560 --> 00:01:08.359 do at any given moment. So thank you for joining us. Going over 15 00:01:08.400 --> 00:01:11.799 to Patreon, dot com, slash or stark Tank. Give us your fucking 16 00:01:11.799 --> 00:01:15.799 money. I don't care if you it makes you homeless, you know, 17 00:01:15.840 --> 00:01:18.840 it's just part. It's part of the in order to really be part of 18 00:01:18.840 --> 00:01:23.040 this community. You have to be destitute, downtrodden, and without home, 19 00:01:23.159 --> 00:01:27.760 without shelter. So if anything just makes you a real fan, Yeah yeah, 20 00:01:27.799 --> 00:01:32.519 I mean what do you mean? You guess? Do you know anybody 21 00:01:32.519 --> 00:01:37.319 who listens to our show that has that lives anywhere? Uh? No, 22 00:01:37.439 --> 00:01:42.359 In fact, they don't exactly, And everybody take it from them. Every 23 00:01:42.439 --> 00:01:46.719 single person that we that we've ever met who's listened to the show has always 24 00:01:47.200 --> 00:01:53.560 They've always approached us in a cardboard box. They've always approached us in a 25 00:01:53.560 --> 00:01:57.760 cardboard box. Yeah yeah, like like a turtle, Like a turtle in 26 00:01:57.799 --> 00:02:01.040 a shell. You know. But uh, I don't know, man, 27 00:02:01.079 --> 00:02:05.200 what do we got today? There's there's some quick things that I felt were 28 00:02:06.359 --> 00:02:08.240 worthy of getting into, but we're gonna focus on questions. We got a 29 00:02:08.240 --> 00:02:14.159 lot of questions over on Patreon. Uh. It's actually making me upset how 30 00:02:14.199 --> 00:02:16.919 many of there are. It's it's the question that's been up for six days. 31 00:02:16.919 --> 00:02:20.159 There's one hundred and seventy seven questions. I'm gonna have to start being 32 00:02:20.240 --> 00:02:23.879 really judicious with this. I'm gonna have to start being a bit of a 33 00:02:23.879 --> 00:02:28.439 prejudiced asshole, and I'm probably gonna there's probably gonna be questions here that are 34 00:02:28.840 --> 00:02:34.000 written fairly well that I'm not gonna be able to use because there's simply too 35 00:02:34.039 --> 00:02:43.199 many. I think, I think on both sides, because we we we 36 00:02:43.439 --> 00:02:46.919 keep doing this thing where we'll spend that's fiftes on one question like oh ship. 37 00:02:49.280 --> 00:02:52.400 That is true because some of these questions are so good, like they 38 00:02:52.479 --> 00:02:54.120 just lead to such a good comment. It leads to like crazy ship. 39 00:02:54.199 --> 00:03:00.319 But also these homeless people are you know, they're they're they're given us quest 40 00:03:00.360 --> 00:03:05.319 the last superior. I would say homeless. I don't care. I don't 41 00:03:05.360 --> 00:03:07.199 feel bad, but I don't have it. I would say, I would 42 00:03:07.199 --> 00:03:08.439 say, look, you're right, you're right, Derek, You're right, 43 00:03:08.479 --> 00:03:13.639 Derek. It's both of our faults. I would say, it's a play. 44 00:03:13.680 --> 00:03:23.879 It's ninety percent their fault. All right, well, let's let's just 45 00:03:23.919 --> 00:03:28.360 move into the stuff that that is topical, so we can get right into 46 00:03:28.439 --> 00:03:32.080 questions for sure. I was told before the show that Cat Williams had a 47 00:03:32.159 --> 00:03:36.319 meltdown, but I feel like that's not accurate. It's not really a meltdown. 48 00:03:36.319 --> 00:03:39.360 Act I miss I misworded it. Kat Williams went on Shannon Sharp's podcast 49 00:03:39.400 --> 00:03:46.199 Sentence Star famous uh, the the the the progenitor of what is called the 50 00:03:46.280 --> 00:03:50.159 modern tight end. People don't know sports. He's he's he literally, he's 51 00:03:50.199 --> 00:03:53.560 literally a Hall of Famer. He changed football pretty excessively by himself based on 52 00:03:53.560 --> 00:04:00.560 the way he played the Originally in football, there was only person that would 53 00:04:00.560 --> 00:04:03.800 really run down the field, that would really like zoom down the field were 54 00:04:04.120 --> 00:04:09.240 wide receivers back in the day. What happened to Shannon start being a large, 55 00:04:09.360 --> 00:04:14.280 extraordinarily fast black man. He made it so tight ends are trained to 56 00:04:14.400 --> 00:04:16.360 be able to run pretty well as well. That's what I played when I 57 00:04:16.399 --> 00:04:18.800 was a tight end, because I was not small enough to be a wide 58 00:04:18.800 --> 00:04:20.879 receiver, but I was quick enough to be able to run at least. 59 00:04:21.759 --> 00:04:27.399 So he changed the way football was played genuinely, like he's a he's a 60 00:04:27.480 --> 00:04:30.160 Hall of Famer, he's a great. He had he had a He had 61 00:04:30.199 --> 00:04:35.360 an advantage though, because his his noses is about as big as his entire 62 00:04:35.519 --> 00:04:41.720 face, and he can he can take him so much oxygen more than anybody 63 00:04:41.759 --> 00:04:46.199 else that nobody could keep up with his pace. And then he played in 64 00:04:46.279 --> 00:04:48.959 Denver for a while to where you know, the high altitude, so no 65 00:04:49.160 --> 00:04:54.879 one was out pacing him with he was breathe and you would take out all 66 00:04:55.000 --> 00:04:59.000 of the air in the stadium and then just you would breathe and everybody have 67 00:04:59.040 --> 00:05:00.519 to put the domes on like SpongeBob, or she would take all the year 68 00:05:00.560 --> 00:05:06.079 from everybody. That's that's crazy. Yeah, I've never heard of I never 69 00:05:06.120 --> 00:05:11.439 heard of this guy. I never heard of this guy before literally maybe what 70 00:05:11.720 --> 00:05:15.560 thirty seconds ago when you mentioned that's insane, but you don't watch it's not 71 00:05:15.720 --> 00:05:20.480 insane. Yeah, when it comes to him, Yeah, I don't know. 72 00:05:20.600 --> 00:05:24.519 These are like such. I don't know. It's it's because I can't 73 00:05:24.560 --> 00:05:28.519 believe someone has lived their whole life in America and just don't don't don't know 74 00:05:28.639 --> 00:05:31.040 these things. But also granted I was around sports growing up, I wouldn't 75 00:05:31.040 --> 00:05:36.600 look at it. I knew Chris you you've heard of of, uh no, 76 00:05:36.920 --> 00:05:40.959 Tom Brady right, yeah, yeah, so see, I see I 77 00:05:41.040 --> 00:05:45.279 expect him to hear that name, not Shannon Sharp, like because Shannon Sharp 78 00:05:45.319 --> 00:05:47.839 obviously if you if you watch American football, you know who he is. 79 00:05:48.759 --> 00:05:53.879 But outside of him, he's also granted he is before our time of watching 80 00:05:53.879 --> 00:05:58.959 football exactly maybe time maybe, No, I definitely wasn't. I wasn't watching 81 00:05:59.000 --> 00:06:01.120 sharp. I just knew if it because of the is he like the is 82 00:06:01.160 --> 00:06:06.160 he like the three Stooges of football where like like you know, only like 83 00:06:06.519 --> 00:06:13.000 only like seventy year olds really haven't retire retired like a decade ago or something 84 00:06:13.079 --> 00:06:15.959 like, he's not that he's old for a football player. Yeah, he's 85 00:06:15.000 --> 00:06:21.399 he's been retired for a while now, but it's it's also seventeen seventeen, 86 00:06:21.879 --> 00:06:26.879 maybe twenty two late as a twenty two year old. It's so funny when 87 00:06:26.920 --> 00:06:30.439 you think about like the pioneers of these sports who like they like they got 88 00:06:30.519 --> 00:06:34.480 all like the first people to play these sports really got all of the damage 89 00:06:34.519 --> 00:06:38.319 and none of the money. Yeah, like the first the first people, 90 00:06:38.360 --> 00:06:42.519 the first people like playing like let's play football without without helmets. Is football 91 00:06:42.519 --> 00:06:47.040 older than rugby? Well, rugby is? Isn't rugby just football without Well 92 00:06:47.160 --> 00:06:54.160 it's it's similar different, but it's definitely better in what I mean by that 93 00:06:54.399 --> 00:06:59.720 as far as like health wise and just everything in general. Because and to 94 00:06:59.800 --> 00:07:04.879 be fair to the old old American football, it wasn't as dangerous because when 95 00:07:05.000 --> 00:07:11.279 they started to figure out how to properly protect people they felt invincible. That 96 00:07:11.439 --> 00:07:15.160 was kind of the double edged sword. So when you really felt protected, 97 00:07:15.519 --> 00:07:18.240 these motherfuckers will spear you in a way that you would never do if you 98 00:07:18.279 --> 00:07:23.439 didn't have a helmet or shoulder pads or fucking knee pads and all. Like, 99 00:07:23.600 --> 00:07:27.879 I felt fucking amazing when I played football, and except for you know, 100 00:07:28.040 --> 00:07:30.560 clashing helmet to helmet that was, oh yeah, you lost like a 101 00:07:30.680 --> 00:07:38.720 thousand brain cells and there's white flashes. I'm so shocked that I never got 102 00:07:38.759 --> 00:07:41.879 a concussion. I'm grateful for that. I never got a concussion playing. 103 00:07:41.959 --> 00:07:44.959 But didn't you play defense, you never got a concussion. So I played 104 00:07:45.000 --> 00:07:47.319 defense. I played a defensive line, which all I had to do was 105 00:07:47.399 --> 00:07:57.319 really because you were on the D line the the hardest times I ever had 106 00:07:57.360 --> 00:08:01.920 to crack anybody, because my my job was to deal with either the quarterback 107 00:08:01.959 --> 00:08:05.959 who's stationary for the most part, or the running back that's barely getting steam, 108 00:08:05.720 --> 00:08:11.759 or I'm just dealing with the fat fucking offensive linemen, so I don't 109 00:08:11.800 --> 00:08:15.160 have to get like. The people who got the worst of it were the 110 00:08:15.399 --> 00:08:18.959 the d backs, the defensive backs, and the safeties because they're sprinting at 111 00:08:20.000 --> 00:08:22.800 full speed hitting people, and so I really on the d line. You're 112 00:08:22.879 --> 00:08:26.360 kind of okay, this is football, right, yeah, yeah, this 113 00:08:26.480 --> 00:08:31.439 is this is this is So what's crazy is that defensive line when I was 114 00:08:31.000 --> 00:08:37.840 when I was playing football, right, the defensive line people were my heights 115 00:08:37.600 --> 00:08:41.480 in high school already. They were huge. Everybody was bigger than me. 116 00:08:41.799 --> 00:08:46.120 They were a huge defensive line. Dudes were big as shit, and they 117 00:08:46.159 --> 00:08:48.559 were like I would I would run away from them if they hit me, 118 00:08:48.639 --> 00:08:52.080 they would hurt me. That's how big they were. The fact that you 119 00:08:52.159 --> 00:08:56.360 were playing defensive line is you're playing miln in California. Granted there's a lot 120 00:08:56.399 --> 00:09:00.159 of his Spanish people here, they don't get very big. Here's the thing, 121 00:09:00.399 --> 00:09:03.759 there's a thing they everybody cheated in our high schools, maybe in yours 122 00:09:03.799 --> 00:09:09.200 two where they would bring the varsity people into the lower Yeah, so it 123 00:09:09.360 --> 00:09:13.039 was still everyone was massive and had beards and ship and I'm like not there 124 00:09:13.120 --> 00:09:18.759 yet having to face these men and uh so it was kind of laughable. 125 00:09:18.279 --> 00:09:22.240 But at the same time, my point being that I'm on the line, 126 00:09:22.360 --> 00:09:26.879 so full speed isn't a thing. Yeah. So yeah, so I was 127 00:09:26.960 --> 00:09:35.320 protected versus fucking running backs getting hit harder than you know, safeties would safeties 128 00:09:35.559 --> 00:09:39.559 try to eliminate them literally and they would get hit and like they would get 129 00:09:39.639 --> 00:09:41.440 hit in their shoes and shit would come off. And it's like the fact 130 00:09:41.480 --> 00:09:46.360 that your shoes came off is insane because they were triple notted. That is 131 00:09:46.639 --> 00:09:50.120 nuts. So so yeah, all the all the people from when I grew 132 00:09:50.200 --> 00:09:54.799 up watching football, like when I was a kid, they're all their brains 133 00:09:54.799 --> 00:09:56.759 are scrambled. A few of them off themselves, a few of them, 134 00:09:58.279 --> 00:10:05.720 uh off some people. All of them beat their spouses like they all have 135 00:10:05.879 --> 00:10:11.799 c So is smart and he was so insanely big that people couldn't do that 136 00:10:11.840 --> 00:10:16.240 to him. So he made it out unscathed. Uh he does his big 137 00:10:16.320 --> 00:10:20.559 ass podcast he has basically he does black entertainment for the most parties, and 138 00:10:20.679 --> 00:10:24.559 like he's in black in the black space. And so he had on a 139 00:10:24.600 --> 00:10:28.519 bunch of prominent comedians, like the Kings of Space. But yeah, the 140 00:10:28.600 --> 00:10:39.600 space is painted black and he has black you know. So he had on 141 00:10:39.759 --> 00:10:43.080 like the Kings of Comedy, he had on Cedric the Entertainer, he had 142 00:10:43.159 --> 00:10:46.559 on Well, I was gonna say Bernie Mac but he's been dead for a 143 00:10:46.600 --> 00:10:54.200 while. Wait wait, wait, so this Yeah, Cedric the entertainer and 144 00:10:54.279 --> 00:10:58.240 Bernie Mack get mixed up to me a lot. They're they're the only two 145 00:10:58.320 --> 00:11:01.960 people. They're the only two people that I ever seen in the world where 146 00:11:01.039 --> 00:11:05.240 like, for some reason, I'm completely blind to their individuality. That is 147 00:11:05.360 --> 00:11:09.759 so disrespectful. That's so wild someone who likes comedy. That is insane for 148 00:11:09.840 --> 00:11:13.559 you to say, like as a person that is a that talks so much 149 00:11:13.559 --> 00:11:18.440 about comedy, that is an outrageous Let's put it this way. Let's put 150 00:11:18.440 --> 00:11:22.720 it this way. George Carlon nineties comedy was pioneered by that group of people. 151 00:11:22.879 --> 00:11:26.120 George Carlon Bernie Mack. I'm just as far as like icons, I'm 152 00:11:26.200 --> 00:11:30.399 just like, oh yeah, no, Bernie Mack, Joe Joe Rogan. 153 00:11:31.000 --> 00:11:33.639 I think Bernie Mack, Bernie Mack. I know, for some it's I 154 00:11:33.679 --> 00:11:37.720 guess it's Cedric entertainer that I just can't put a face to, and he 155 00:11:37.879 --> 00:11:41.879 just like random people's faces, because I mean, Cedric's not He's Cedric is 156 00:11:43.000 --> 00:11:45.879 exactly what his name is. He's just an entertainer, Like he doesn't have 157 00:11:46.080 --> 00:11:50.080 like an actual identity. You know, Cedric was more important to more important 158 00:11:50.159 --> 00:11:56.559 to like pret deaf jam Erra of comedy, like just before when everybody was 159 00:11:56.639 --> 00:12:00.279 going into that err of comedy. He was like just before the era, 160 00:12:00.440 --> 00:12:03.360 and he was very important then. Because the Kings of Comedies are very important. 161 00:12:03.399 --> 00:12:07.960 They're a very important group to like, particularly black comedy. I've seen 162 00:12:09.000 --> 00:12:13.720 the Kings of Comedy movie probably like ten times, maybe more. I love 163 00:12:13.840 --> 00:12:16.879 that shit, But I will say Kat did let's let's let's let's go to 164 00:12:16.919 --> 00:12:20.240 it. I don't think I have to spend that you loved it. I 165 00:12:20.440 --> 00:12:24.440 saw I see it ten times and I hate I had to study how much 166 00:12:24.440 --> 00:12:28.120 I hated it. That is very true. That was very redundant, very 167 00:12:28.279 --> 00:12:33.120 fucking redundant. But yeah, going to Kat Williams, cat came on. 168 00:12:33.080 --> 00:12:37.879 He had some beef that he wanted to clarify. I guess because I don't 169 00:12:37.919 --> 00:12:43.120 know why. It's probably in Hollywood in general, but for some reason, 170 00:12:43.200 --> 00:12:46.720 comedians just lie maybe the most, or at least they get called out the 171 00:12:46.759 --> 00:12:50.360 most. I'm not sure what it is. But even when it comes to 172 00:12:50.440 --> 00:12:56.519 the Kings of Comedy, I guess Cedric the entertainer fucking who's the family feud 173 00:12:56.559 --> 00:12:58.240 guy? I can't remember his name right now, Steve Harvey. Steve Harvey. 174 00:13:00.320 --> 00:13:03.919 Yeah, he came on and I guess, and then another dude came 175 00:13:03.960 --> 00:13:05.960 on that was not a part of the comedian inspect but he was in the 176 00:13:07.279 --> 00:13:13.200 acting industry. He was talking about Friday After Next or yeah, yeah, 177 00:13:13.200 --> 00:13:16.799 Friday After Next where Kat Williams played a pimp and I guess all these people 178 00:13:16.840 --> 00:13:20.159 were just making ship up right, saying things, and Kat came on to 179 00:13:20.399 --> 00:13:24.399 clarify, and then he also set a bunch of wild ship while he was 180 00:13:24.440 --> 00:13:28.639 there too, so that stuff wasn't really that was just very milk too. 181 00:13:28.759 --> 00:13:33.480 He was just exposing that they're lying. Oh, Cedric the entertainer stole his 182 00:13:33.759 --> 00:13:41.720 joke, which he actually Yeah, it's one of the things that Cat never 183 00:13:41.840 --> 00:13:46.320 said anything about. It is particularly because they he apologized. Cedric apologized about 184 00:13:46.320 --> 00:13:48.120 it, and then Kat was like, oh, water uner the bridge, 185 00:13:48.559 --> 00:13:54.279 But that's to me, that's just it's like, not exposing these people has 186 00:13:54.279 --> 00:13:56.639 been a problem until like Joe Rogan came out and did the thing that carlosmancia, 187 00:13:58.159 --> 00:14:01.440 and then it was kind of been kind of open in season. Uh. 188 00:14:01.559 --> 00:14:03.120 Anyway, though, that wasn't the crazy shit because I was very like 189 00:14:03.200 --> 00:14:07.159 oh, that's interesting. Then he started saying a bunch of wild shit about 190 00:14:07.240 --> 00:14:13.279 his life, and this nigga read like four thousand nonfiction books when he was 191 00:14:13.360 --> 00:14:18.480 like thirteen or some shit. He he went to some school that people aren't 192 00:14:18.600 --> 00:14:22.360 one hundred percent sure about that existed when he was like, oh, I 193 00:14:22.440 --> 00:14:26.840 got accepted to a college when I was a fucking teenager. He ran a 194 00:14:26.240 --> 00:14:31.000 this is this is really important in sports realm if people know, like the 195 00:14:31.080 --> 00:14:35.159 combines when you're testing your shit, like how high can you jump? How 196 00:14:35.200 --> 00:14:39.399 fast can you run? You know, the forty and so he said he 197 00:14:39.519 --> 00:14:48.879 got a four forty, which is is it's it's indescribably bullshit like this. 198 00:14:50.120 --> 00:14:54.200 The person, the person that he's sitting across from, Shemon sharp at his 199 00:14:54.399 --> 00:15:00.240 peak was a specimen. Shemon could never get that. Sheen could not get 200 00:15:00.279 --> 00:15:03.600 that in his prime. He couldn't. That's why she said and looked at 201 00:15:03.679 --> 00:15:09.679 him like he totally know what you're talking to. You do you know what 202 00:15:09.919 --> 00:15:13.639 kind of preacher you're talking to? He immediately was like what what do you? 203 00:15:13.720 --> 00:15:18.159 What do you even there was it was interesting watching him drop like stuff 204 00:15:18.200 --> 00:15:24.399 that seemed real and then drop ship that was just so fucking outlandish. We 205 00:15:24.519 --> 00:15:26.320 were like, I don't know if I can believe anything he's saying because he 206 00:15:26.440 --> 00:15:31.399 keeps coupling it with the dumbest fucking bullshit. And yeah, yeah he's he's 207 00:15:33.600 --> 00:15:37.240 I just don't like his And you know, if did you see any of 208 00:15:37.360 --> 00:15:43.960 the clips of Elon Musk being on Joe Rogan's podcast, because the way that 209 00:15:43.039 --> 00:15:48.080 he probably a long time ago, the way that he would talk, they 210 00:15:48.200 --> 00:15:54.559 talk very similar in the way that they they answer questions. Huh what I 211 00:15:54.159 --> 00:15:56.960 thought you said, Like in the way they enunciate not not the way they 212 00:15:58.120 --> 00:16:00.600 enunciate it, in the way that not at all, not even Yeah, 213 00:16:00.799 --> 00:16:06.240 it's not even close. But what you gotta say, they could have a 214 00:16:06.279 --> 00:16:11.399 similar cadence for sure, but absolutely don't. Absolutely I didn't see the interview. 215 00:16:11.440 --> 00:16:14.279 I'm asking quite why why you like? That's not like that's an impossibility 216 00:16:14.320 --> 00:16:18.200 that they would have a similar cadence. It's pretty it's pretty outrageous for do 217 00:16:18.200 --> 00:16:22.159 you know what? Do you know? What? Do you know? Sounds 218 00:16:22.279 --> 00:16:27.639 Chris? Do you know what cadence is? Chris? Yes, you don't, 219 00:16:27.799 --> 00:16:30.440 because you and I know a similar cadence. Me, you and I, 220 00:16:30.559 --> 00:16:34.960 You, me and Stephen Hawking could have a similar cadences, But do 221 00:16:36.039 --> 00:16:40.240 you know who Cat Williams isn't Elon Musk. Like, if I understand Williams, 222 00:16:40.440 --> 00:16:44.440 I'm Kat Williams. I'm short and gay, I get it. I 223 00:16:44.639 --> 00:16:49.240 understand that Elon Musk isn't I'm Elon Musk. I'm tall and retarded. I 224 00:16:49.480 --> 00:16:55.480 understand that they don't sound the same with the same voice. But like, 225 00:16:55.519 --> 00:16:57.039 the thing that struck me about this thing that struck me about Elon Musk, 226 00:16:57.360 --> 00:17:00.799 the thing that struck me about Elon Musk when he was on Je Rugan's podcast 227 00:17:00.879 --> 00:17:03.759 was how fucking slow he spoke yes, and how like fucking awkward the pauses 228 00:17:03.839 --> 00:17:06.960 were. And that's what I was asking, like whether or not that was 229 00:17:07.039 --> 00:17:11.519 Kat does Oh wow, No, Kat Williams talks really fast. And then 230 00:17:11.640 --> 00:17:15.519 he said something He's like, well, then I guess we doubt now, 231 00:17:15.880 --> 00:17:19.000 And that moment he stopped, he rushes through a sentence and at the end 232 00:17:19.440 --> 00:17:23.640 he slows down what he's saying. He only talked on like when he's on, 233 00:17:25.319 --> 00:17:26.359 like when he's like really on and like, you know, I got 234 00:17:26.440 --> 00:17:32.480 it, I'm gonna shred you. But when you're when Shannon was interviewing him. 235 00:17:33.519 --> 00:17:37.079 It was exactly like Elon Musk. It was actually weird in a way 236 00:17:37.160 --> 00:17:41.279 that he'll ask him a very fucking you should well. I could pull up 237 00:17:41.279 --> 00:17:45.200 clips and show you comparisons. They would be asked a question, they would 238 00:17:45.200 --> 00:17:48.920 do this long, awkward pause and then answer it in one of the most 239 00:17:48.079 --> 00:17:52.960 bizarre ways, not unlike a regular human being, which made me think, 240 00:17:52.519 --> 00:17:56.880 is Kat William autistic because we all were all pretty much we're like, oh, 241 00:17:57.400 --> 00:18:02.920 Elon Musk is clearly on the spect them and the way that cat behaves 242 00:18:03.279 --> 00:18:08.279 it would explain a fucked ton with because he is very socially awkward. Actually 243 00:18:10.400 --> 00:18:14.359 even it's it's it's to the point where not like he's oh, I can't 244 00:18:14.400 --> 00:18:15.799 talk to people, he's just awkward when he talks to people. It's the 245 00:18:15.839 --> 00:18:19.720 way that how the fuck do you get into a fight with a seventeen year 246 00:18:19.759 --> 00:18:23.279 old at a soccer game? Like kind of a thing. It was a 247 00:18:23.359 --> 00:18:26.440 fifteen year old, feel like, either way, it's a teenager. It 248 00:18:26.559 --> 00:18:33.599 was someone that was of course everyone's bigger than was bigger than him. I 249 00:18:33.720 --> 00:18:34.759 was like, god, I remember seeing that video when I was working at 250 00:18:34.759 --> 00:18:40.039 Starbucks, and that fuck my whole shift up. I could not keep five 251 00:18:40.240 --> 00:18:45.279 three, like probably one hundred pounds. Everybody's bigger than him, you know, 252 00:18:45.440 --> 00:18:48.000 made it worse. He could even get out fought, like out hands. 253 00:18:48.160 --> 00:18:51.640 He got out bodied by a kid, because he's no way a kid 254 00:18:51.759 --> 00:18:56.960 is outbodying. I am he, I am, well, Kat Williams's as 255 00:18:57.000 --> 00:19:03.680 Cat Williams is five five, which I don't. He's not true. He 256 00:19:03.759 --> 00:19:08.039 even he said on the pot definitely actually live to him literally yeah, so 257 00:19:08.599 --> 00:19:11.559 yeah, no, there's no way, because I remember we saw him in 258 00:19:11.599 --> 00:19:15.920 person. We saw him wild at three am. I thought it was I 259 00:19:15.960 --> 00:19:19.960 thought this is someone's daughter. He was surrounded by he was surrounded by a 260 00:19:21.200 --> 00:19:22.759 security though, So it's kind of yeah, I would be if I were 261 00:19:22.839 --> 00:19:26.519 him, I would be. Yeah, Cat Williams, the amount of ship 262 00:19:26.599 --> 00:19:30.039 that he it's a good thing he was because literally that night I literally had 263 00:19:30.079 --> 00:19:33.680 a for some reason like that night, I had the urge to kill Cat 264 00:19:33.720 --> 00:19:36.559 Williams, to beat the fun out of him. Yeah, I had, 265 00:19:36.599 --> 00:19:37.000 like I don't know. Then I saw him and I was like, oh 266 00:19:37.039 --> 00:19:40.440 my god, my opportunity, but like the security was there, so I 267 00:19:40.480 --> 00:19:41.920 couldn't do it. I want to be with him for so, I just 268 00:19:42.720 --> 00:19:45.000 it's a joke. By the way, I really want to clarify that I'm 269 00:19:45.039 --> 00:19:49.359 not threatening to kill kat Williams. I really want to make I really want 270 00:19:49.400 --> 00:19:52.839 to make that. Yeah, just out of nowhere, you just you just 271 00:19:52.920 --> 00:19:56.599 had this sudden urge to kill and specifically Williams. Yeah. Just no, 272 00:19:57.640 --> 00:20:02.920 never never had that feeling before, but that night I had it, and 273 00:20:03.000 --> 00:20:07.680 you were just blinded by it, like ah murdered. Yeah. Yeah, 274 00:20:07.920 --> 00:20:12.000 it's like when it's like it's like when you're have in climax in like three 275 00:20:12.079 --> 00:20:15.519 weeks, you know what I mean, where it's like I gotta something's I 276 00:20:15.519 --> 00:20:21.000 don't know that what something's going on. After the first few weeks, you 277 00:20:21.039 --> 00:20:23.359 start feeling like after because three weeks, I think you're kind of your cured 278 00:20:23.440 --> 00:20:29.079 almost. I don't think I've ever feel that long. I feel like you're 279 00:20:29.160 --> 00:20:32.319 cure because after a month, I feel like you're you're you're you're back, 280 00:20:32.559 --> 00:20:36.480 like the real use finally back after a month of your I wonder how true 281 00:20:36.559 --> 00:20:40.680 that is, Like you're like you're like, oh, I'm I remember being 282 00:20:40.720 --> 00:20:44.039 able to go more than three days. I can definitely, I can definitely 283 00:20:44.039 --> 00:20:47.119 go a week eisi me, it's probably like a couple of days you're married. 284 00:20:47.160 --> 00:20:49.839 Basically, Yeah, that's true. A couple of days without busting is 285 00:20:51.000 --> 00:20:53.359 okay for me. But then I think on the third days when I start 286 00:20:53.720 --> 00:20:59.680 noticing my bodies like, hey, idiot, we need to bust kind of 287 00:20:59.680 --> 00:21:02.319 a thing. I don't know, man, I can definitely go easily a 288 00:21:02.359 --> 00:21:06.480 week. Then after that I start getting a little I started my my focus 289 00:21:06.640 --> 00:21:08.799 comes back, But then my focus comes back. You know what I mean? 290 00:21:10.480 --> 00:21:14.279 You know what's said, Casey, I've never seen you focus. Let's 291 00:21:14.279 --> 00:21:18.599 move on a fucking I am a fucking straight ache student most of the time. 292 00:21:18.759 --> 00:21:22.440 That's mad, But okay, whatever whatever, I've never seen you focus. 293 00:21:22.920 --> 00:21:27.920 I've never seen you saw more like Morgan Freeman, during which I think, 294 00:21:30.160 --> 00:21:37.599 sound like that. I was wondering, this man can't even spell spell 295 00:21:37.200 --> 00:21:42.440 this. This man is trying to not say the end world and he's already 296 00:21:42.519 --> 00:21:47.480 said it about fifty thousand times. I said, you know more times. 297 00:21:47.519 --> 00:21:49.720 Bro, I'm I'm in a good space right now. You know what's fucking 298 00:21:49.799 --> 00:21:56.880 crazy to Kelliams is just Kelliams is just in grand theft. For I totally 299 00:21:56.880 --> 00:22:00.440 forgot that is I totally forgot that. I don't remember who is he. 300 00:22:00.559 --> 00:22:03.400 He's just in it. He's a comedy. He's just like you can go 301 00:22:03.480 --> 00:22:07.559 to comedy clubs and just watch the entire right, You're right, I forgot 302 00:22:07.640 --> 00:22:12.640 of him. It's him. Uh, Ricky Gervasis is there as well, 303 00:22:12.839 --> 00:22:15.359 right, Ricky Gervais. I don't know why. I don't know why. 304 00:22:18.160 --> 00:22:21.039 Bill Burr is in that game, but he's not. I don't know if 305 00:22:21.079 --> 00:22:22.880 that was before he was doing like proper, I don't know what the funck, 306 00:22:22.960 --> 00:22:29.799 but like he in he's in the game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 307 00:22:30.039 --> 00:22:33.400 he was pretty late. That's great because because I know, I know 308 00:22:33.359 --> 00:22:37.319 show he was. Yeah he was, Yeah, but he he didn't know 309 00:22:37.440 --> 00:22:44.799 who he was. I mean, he had guy extremely brief roles like say, 310 00:22:45.079 --> 00:22:48.319 oh a guy's night out segment stuff. He was not fucking playing actually, 311 00:22:48.400 --> 00:22:51.319 like you know what I'm saying. Yeah he was. He was in 312 00:22:51.480 --> 00:22:52.960 the Racial Draft I think if I remember, yeah he was, he was 313 00:22:53.000 --> 00:22:56.200 in the Racial Draft as well, but he look like he was. He 314 00:22:56.279 --> 00:23:00.240 was at the store. Well fuck him. Yeah, but it's kind of 315 00:23:00.240 --> 00:23:03.839 it's kind of like I don't know, it's it's like, uh, it's 316 00:23:03.920 --> 00:23:07.400 kind of like how you would see like Drake Drake Bell and Josh Pack on 317 00:23:07.400 --> 00:23:10.200 The Amanda Show, and and they were you know, they were they were 318 00:23:10.240 --> 00:23:14.240 there and they were clearly talented, but like they weren't the main people or 319 00:23:14.359 --> 00:23:17.480 like or like, actually, that black guy from I Think You Should Leave 320 00:23:17.920 --> 00:23:19.400 is another great example of that, where like he's in he I'm seeing him 321 00:23:19.400 --> 00:23:23.519 in like everything now, but like you didn't really know who he was at 322 00:23:23.519 --> 00:23:26.759 the beginning of that show because it's you know, it's not he's not the 323 00:23:26.839 --> 00:23:29.880 main guy. So I feel like it was one of those things where it's 324 00:23:29.880 --> 00:23:33.079 like bil Bilbert blew up a little bit after Chappelle show. I think we 325 00:23:33.200 --> 00:23:37.799 definitely before g t A four or after, but yeah, so weird, 326 00:23:38.759 --> 00:23:47.640 so strange. But my favorite comedian ever, every dude, every I mean, 327 00:23:47.880 --> 00:23:51.839 all these fucking comedians, Dave Chappelle, all all these big comedians now 328 00:23:52.200 --> 00:23:56.359 are just doing the same blueprint, like make fun of trans people and say 329 00:23:56.440 --> 00:24:03.839 that you look at me, Oh I made a joke about penis. Oh 330 00:24:03.000 --> 00:24:08.400 no, I'm getting consulted. I'm like, no, you have fifty million 331 00:24:08.559 --> 00:24:12.039 dollars and sh shut the fuck. It's just not it's it's it's I I 332 00:24:12.119 --> 00:24:17.240 can't fuck I like, I just I'm more I'm not even trying to be 333 00:24:17.279 --> 00:24:18.880 a hipster man. I just once they get to a certain point, it's 334 00:24:18.880 --> 00:24:21.799 like, oh, let me just do the same thing. I'm just gonna 335 00:24:21.839 --> 00:24:26.599 say, I'm I'm I'm getting any I'm saying what I'm like. You're not 336 00:24:26.799 --> 00:24:33.799 though you're getting canceled. You're so famous, and you have annoys me. 337 00:24:33.519 --> 00:24:38.000 It annoys me specifically because it's people who are just like, these are objectively 338 00:24:38.559 --> 00:24:41.319 like, these are people who have proven themselves to be funny for such a 339 00:24:41.359 --> 00:24:45.519 long time. So it's just coming from objectively talented people. So it's like 340 00:24:45.640 --> 00:24:48.319 why, Like I remember that was that I was really scared that was the 341 00:24:48.359 --> 00:24:52.079 way it happened to Bill Burr because like the first half of Paper Tigers, 342 00:24:52.119 --> 00:24:55.079 Oh my god, Paper Tiger was like that where I was like I don't 343 00:24:55.079 --> 00:24:57.920 know if I and then the second half was really good, and then like 344 00:24:59.000 --> 00:25:02.599 since then, he's actually been doing some really fucking interesting thing, like he's 345 00:25:02.680 --> 00:25:07.039 he's he's been specifically almost avoiding that blueprint, I think because he sees that 346 00:25:07.119 --> 00:25:10.200 it's kind of like tacky and kind of like the thing that everybody's doing. 347 00:25:11.279 --> 00:25:15.519 And I told him like, you're fucking dumb. Stop. I think what 348 00:25:15.720 --> 00:25:18.799 happened is I think Bill Burrs is like, oh no, I'm not just 349 00:25:18.920 --> 00:25:22.480 gonna disrespect people. I think that's all it is. I think I think 350 00:25:22.519 --> 00:25:26.599 for him, is it simple, Like I understand being offensive is like you 351 00:25:26.680 --> 00:25:27.480 get, you dig, you dig, do the trash to get to the 352 00:25:27.559 --> 00:25:32.319 gem, right, But he's like, there's no point of going for that 353 00:25:32.599 --> 00:25:37.119 gem because I'm just gonna sound way shadier than I can. Probably be funny 354 00:25:37.200 --> 00:25:41.119 well, because every time he talks about every time he's like on an interview 355 00:25:41.200 --> 00:25:44.759 or something like that, he's always the person that makes what ignorant person sound 356 00:25:44.920 --> 00:25:49.640 really fucking stupid. He always points out how much dumber the person. When 357 00:25:49.640 --> 00:25:53.839 he was on Joe Rogan specifically, like I was hilarious, it was great. 358 00:25:53.960 --> 00:25:59.960 That's like bank bank for me. That's that's one of my favorite moment. 359 00:26:00.039 --> 00:26:03.559 It's like, funny is Joe's dumb ass is like laughing and it's like 360 00:26:03.599 --> 00:26:08.480 this dude is literally lighting him up, but like stupid. But that's all 361 00:26:08.559 --> 00:26:11.839 he can do. If Joe would have been like fuck, you would have 362 00:26:11.880 --> 00:26:14.839 been way worse. Like all you can do is laugh that you're getting lit 363 00:26:14.960 --> 00:26:17.359 up, which is what I wish I could remember, Like what he like, 364 00:26:17.400 --> 00:26:23.319 what did he say? Like you throat, Like you're so tough with 365 00:26:23.440 --> 00:26:27.119 your open nose and throat because like I love I love that so much, 366 00:26:30.400 --> 00:26:33.559 dragging on the ground, like just he just lights him up. He likes 367 00:26:33.799 --> 00:26:36.000 was like you were wearing a mask to Joe, I was at your house 368 00:26:36.000 --> 00:26:37.359 while you were wearing a mask. Stop acting like you were. It's like 369 00:26:40.279 --> 00:26:44.200 it's a little I don't know, it's weird, it's I wanted to guys, 370 00:26:44.240 --> 00:26:48.319 I don't know you you you couldn't have seen this. I I every 371 00:26:48.359 --> 00:26:52.200 once in a while like say, uh, it's funny. The majority report 372 00:26:52.279 --> 00:26:56.720 will pop up on my feet only when like Temple, Joe Rugan's being made 373 00:26:56.759 --> 00:27:02.440 fun of. The algorithm's got it fine toned for some reasons. And I 374 00:27:02.640 --> 00:27:06.640 was just so confused that Tony Hinchcliff, he does this thing called kill Tony 375 00:27:07.400 --> 00:27:11.240 and yeah, of course yeah. And so he's on Joe Broken's podcast, 376 00:27:11.759 --> 00:27:15.839 Tony Hitchcliff, and I'm like, Tony, I don't think he's stupid, 377 00:27:15.400 --> 00:27:18.200 but he says something so stupid that I'm thinking maybe he's trying to set up 378 00:27:18.279 --> 00:27:22.000 Joe, I don't know, he says, man, a bunch of people 379 00:27:22.240 --> 00:27:26.359 in like Montreal or in Canada whatever around twenty twenty one, like just their 380 00:27:26.519 --> 00:27:32.680 their population started to really decline, like what could have happened? And I'm 381 00:27:32.759 --> 00:27:37.599 like, what do you mean? And so Joe replies with whoa this medical 382 00:27:37.720 --> 00:27:41.480 intervention? And and I was just like, oh no, he oh no, 383 00:27:41.799 --> 00:27:45.119 he just skipped over the obvious thing. And I was just like, 384 00:27:45.240 --> 00:27:49.519 is Tony Hinchcliffe a mastermind? And like, I'm gonna just make Joe seem 385 00:27:49.599 --> 00:27:53.680 like the dumbest fucking person ever and pretend like I don't know that this virus 386 00:27:53.799 --> 00:27:57.799 killed millions of people worldwide, and then Joe's is gonna make the connection that 387 00:27:57.880 --> 00:28:00.960 it was the vaccine that did it. And I was like oh, And 388 00:28:02.039 --> 00:28:03.759 I was like, I can't believe I used to listen to this guy. 389 00:28:06.799 --> 00:28:10.839 He didn't always He wasn't always like that Peo people do just genuinely said, 390 00:28:10.880 --> 00:28:14.240 that's that's kind of the attitude that bothers me about, like just how people 391 00:28:14.279 --> 00:28:15.839 look at YouTube right where it's like they look at like, uh, the 392 00:28:15.880 --> 00:28:18.880 sphere content that we used to be in, and then they look at it 393 00:28:18.960 --> 00:28:19.759 like now it's like, I can't believe I used to listen to tho people 394 00:28:19.759 --> 00:28:22.839 back in the day. It's like, well, there's a difference there, 395 00:28:22.960 --> 00:28:26.079 right, you know what I mean, there's a deep difference what it is 396 00:28:26.119 --> 00:28:30.480 currently and what it is now. To clarify, I wasn't I I know, 397 00:28:30.640 --> 00:28:33.640 you mean, I'm more shocked that, like I can't believe this is 398 00:28:33.640 --> 00:28:36.960 the same person. It's that's what I should have said, because no, 399 00:28:37.160 --> 00:28:40.599 for sure, Yeah, it's it's upsetting, Like, uh, I don't 400 00:28:40.599 --> 00:28:42.960 know, man, it is weird to see just because it is getting played 401 00:28:44.000 --> 00:28:45.920 out like the whole like, oh, you can't say anything. It's like, 402 00:28:45.119 --> 00:28:51.279 come on, dude, Like Joe kenes media in the world, like 403 00:28:51.400 --> 00:28:55.000 there is no bigger media than him, and he tries to act like there's 404 00:28:55.039 --> 00:28:57.359 some type of I'm like, how could you when you're number one? You 405 00:28:57.519 --> 00:29:00.880 are literally at the top of the food chain, so nobody can fuck with 406 00:29:00.960 --> 00:29:04.599 you, like and whatever. All I know is that look at if I 407 00:29:04.680 --> 00:29:10.119 get four hundred, five hundred million dollars thrown at my face, maybe I'll 408 00:29:10.160 --> 00:29:11.200 turn into a piece of shit like that too. That's all I can say. 409 00:29:11.799 --> 00:29:15.599 Maybe I do think money does have that power to probably do that. 410 00:29:15.720 --> 00:29:21.000 One you get that amount of money, you might start like letting things go, 411 00:29:21.880 --> 00:29:23.519 obstructing a little bit of truth here and there, and then all of 412 00:29:23.519 --> 00:29:27.039 a sudden you turn into just a complete fucking like I don't know, man, 413 00:29:27.160 --> 00:29:30.559 fucking all these people died. It must have been the thing that's trying 414 00:29:30.599 --> 00:29:33.599 to save them. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. 415 00:29:33.880 --> 00:29:36.160 I would just I would stop. I wouldn't I wouldn't lie, but 416 00:29:36.240 --> 00:29:41.319 I would stop making comments on things comments. I wouldn't start lying. I 417 00:29:41.359 --> 00:29:48.720 would just start avoiding certain subjects you hopefully speaking of Speaking of comedy, yeah, 418 00:29:48.319 --> 00:29:52.319 uh, did you guys see did you guys having to catch any of 419 00:29:52.359 --> 00:29:57.599 the conversation around the Golden Globes and this comedian Joe Joe Coy is huge, 420 00:29:57.759 --> 00:30:06.519 but yeah, yeah, yeah, he's the Filipino guy Filipino the Golden Globes 421 00:30:06.599 --> 00:30:11.319 and what happened I heard, like what happened? It was, it just 422 00:30:11.519 --> 00:30:14.240 wasn't very good. I think people are over. I must don't call him 423 00:30:14.240 --> 00:30:18.000 a dickhead or something like that. I don't think so if you rice paper 424 00:30:18.039 --> 00:30:22.880 eating dickhead, I don't think. I don't think. She said. Amma 425 00:30:22.960 --> 00:30:29.440 Stone said paper become my favorite actress. She would be Yellow Davis immediately from 426 00:30:29.480 --> 00:30:30.599 me, I'm like, well, wid Davis, you're out. She was 427 00:30:32.279 --> 00:30:33.240 like when I was young, I like wanted to, like, you know, 428 00:30:33.720 --> 00:30:37.880 uh, sling some yogant on her. Then that that would reignite that, 429 00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:41.400 that would re ignite it. I would want to sling some yogurt on 430 00:30:41.480 --> 00:30:51.000 her. It's such a wild yeah, sling some girt girt. Yeah, 431 00:30:51.000 --> 00:30:52.319 I want to see you, to say, animals. Back in the day, 432 00:30:52.799 --> 00:30:56.200 I heard I heard Poor Things was really good. I haven't I want 433 00:30:56.200 --> 00:31:02.319 to see I saw it. It's very good, but yeah, it's weak. 434 00:31:02.359 --> 00:31:04.039 And she looks older and that like you can. For a long time, 435 00:31:04.079 --> 00:31:07.279 I didn't notice how much older she looked from like because I remember Zombieland 436 00:31:07.319 --> 00:31:12.480 that was staring like easy a, so like fucking fourteen years ago. I 437 00:31:12.640 --> 00:31:18.799 know exactly, it was fourteen years she's really really attractive. And then she 438 00:31:18.880 --> 00:31:22.200 was obviously and what you call it twelve years of twelve Years of Black, 439 00:31:22.640 --> 00:31:26.599 and it was like and I was like, she looks the same for the 440 00:31:26.680 --> 00:31:29.839 most part, and I realized the movie came out like almost ten years ago, 441 00:31:30.160 --> 00:31:33.759 Years of Black, and I'm like whoa, she does not look exactly 442 00:31:33.799 --> 00:31:37.920 young she used to. That's crazy. It looks crazy. Remember when they 443 00:31:37.920 --> 00:31:41.319 were having all these knockoff movies on Netflix, like Atlantic Rim and shit, 444 00:31:41.960 --> 00:31:45.519 do you remember that Twelve Years of Black? It's a knockoff movie, Twelve 445 00:31:45.599 --> 00:31:52.359 Years of Black, and it's actually a better movie. It's yeah, Atlantic 446 00:31:52.480 --> 00:31:56.759 Rim was so much better than the Pacific Rim. But did you guys watch 447 00:31:56.799 --> 00:31:59.839 on Netflix for a little bit. They had Titanic too, and it was 448 00:32:00.039 --> 00:32:04.720 pretty much shot exclusively in a fucking high school gym. Did you guys seep? 449 00:32:05.440 --> 00:32:07.599 It wasn't not like it was. Are you sure you weren't dreaming? 450 00:32:07.759 --> 00:32:09.640 What? No Titanic too? I swear to God, I swear on my 451 00:32:09.759 --> 00:32:13.640 life, bro. Are you talking about the animated movie? No, not 452 00:32:13.680 --> 00:32:15.839 the Atlantic the anime movie. There was a live action Titanic too, and 453 00:32:15.920 --> 00:32:20.480 it was pretty I didn't see the school gym and it was on Netflix. 454 00:32:20.519 --> 00:32:25.400 I think in two thousand, two thousand, maybe you're fucking making this the 455 00:32:25.480 --> 00:32:30.359 last way, dude. It's Titanic too. I swear to God. I 456 00:32:30.519 --> 00:32:32.319 swear to now you're doing the Last of Us movie again? Made this? 457 00:32:32.440 --> 00:32:35.319 I'm not lying? What do I lie about? This. It was on 458 00:32:35.440 --> 00:32:40.519 Netflix twelve years an it's on two years like, it's so crazy, wow, 459 00:32:40.720 --> 00:32:44.759 oh wow, oh oh. Things are making sense, things are clicking 460 00:32:44.799 --> 00:32:50.559 to be what the fuck is TV? It's not real? To six hundred 461 00:32:50.559 --> 00:32:53.720 and twenty five weeks A Black Titanic to the return of Jack. What the 462 00:32:53.799 --> 00:33:00.519 hell Titanic? Dude? Watching it horrible? There's so many twenty twenty three 463 00:33:00.839 --> 00:33:07.519 like fake trailers of this. There's lots of Titanic dude trailer, twenty four 464 00:33:07.599 --> 00:33:12.759 Jack's back twenty three directors cut dude. Fake Fake movie trailers are huge, 465 00:33:13.359 --> 00:33:16.119 There's a lot. There's a shocking I'm pretty sure ninety percent of YouTube is 466 00:33:16.160 --> 00:33:20.279 fake movie trailers for movies that either aren't real or people have just pitched into 467 00:33:20.279 --> 00:33:22.799 their own. Especially now with AI, it's going to become even worse. 468 00:33:22.160 --> 00:33:27.680 I believe it because just typing in type A Titanic two on Google, the 469 00:33:27.960 --> 00:33:37.559 entire page is just all fake trailers. Yeah, it's nuts situation before, 470 00:33:37.079 --> 00:33:39.359 but yeah, I don't know, so I don't know. Joe Koy really 471 00:33:40.400 --> 00:33:44.480 yeah, oh yeah, Joe Koy, it just wasn't it just wasn't very 472 00:33:44.519 --> 00:33:46.400 good. I think people are maybe like trading it more nuclear than it was. 473 00:33:46.480 --> 00:33:50.640 It really wasn't. It really wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen, 474 00:33:50.680 --> 00:33:52.839 but it was pretty bad. Like he kept he was getting like really defensive, 475 00:33:52.920 --> 00:33:58.119 and he was like I didn't write all these getting really defensive, and 476 00:33:58.279 --> 00:34:00.640 like there's and there's just like I don't know, there are certain mannerisms that 477 00:34:00.720 --> 00:34:04.039 you have to have when hosting a show like that. It's a terrible gig. 478 00:34:04.079 --> 00:34:06.359 I don't know why anybody does it, and he just doesn't really have 479 00:34:06.680 --> 00:34:09.119 the mannerisms to match it. Like he repeat himself a lot. He's a 480 00:34:09.159 --> 00:34:15.800 little bit like too improvisational for like what the means. Speaking of Ricky Jervais, 481 00:34:15.840 --> 00:34:20.360 Rickey Jervais did a fucking amazing job every time he hosted. I was 482 00:34:20.400 --> 00:34:27.239 like, memorable hosts. Yeah, literally any award show. Can you think 483 00:34:27.280 --> 00:34:31.639 of anything past that? No, we're not really Actually he did that. 484 00:34:31.800 --> 00:34:36.159 He called out a bunch of like obviously people that probably do sketchy shit, 485 00:34:36.199 --> 00:34:38.159 and I was like that, yeah, all that's funny about Other than that, 486 00:34:38.280 --> 00:34:42.719 it was a regular hosting of some midness. No, I disagree. 487 00:34:42.719 --> 00:34:45.719 I actually actually watched some of the some of the hosting, like literally last 488 00:34:45.800 --> 00:34:46.719 night because I was watching the Joe Coythy and I was like, wow, 489 00:34:46.760 --> 00:34:50.440 this is bad, and I remember that Ricky Gervais hosted, and I was 490 00:34:50.440 --> 00:34:52.559 like, going through, like some of the previous ones, it's actually pretty 491 00:34:52.559 --> 00:34:54.360 good, like genuinely like some good jokes there, Like they're digs, but 492 00:34:54.480 --> 00:34:58.960 it's like it's they're sharp, but they're not like evil, you know, 493 00:34:59.199 --> 00:35:01.960 they they like the last one that he did was fucking crazy because that was 494 00:35:02.000 --> 00:35:06.480 what he was like. He talked about Epstein and everybody bowed and he was 495 00:35:06.480 --> 00:35:10.039 like, I know he's your friend. I don't care a bit. That's 496 00:35:10.039 --> 00:35:14.280 a bit crazy, but I think that was cool. But like I don't 497 00:35:14.400 --> 00:35:15.880 like what, like what do you like? I don't know. Like hosting 498 00:35:15.960 --> 00:35:21.119 the show in general was so like I don't care. This is like, 499 00:35:21.280 --> 00:35:23.920 Okay, this guy's gonna stand up here, just say who wins awards in 500 00:35:24.000 --> 00:35:27.639 rapping succession? So you'll get the fuck out of your Yeah, but that's 501 00:35:27.639 --> 00:35:29.840 not the job. That the job, well, the job is to host, 502 00:35:29.920 --> 00:35:30.559 so like you have to have like some monolog you have to have some 503 00:35:30.679 --> 00:35:34.280 jokes. He has some good ones, like specifically he's like, I like, 504 00:35:35.159 --> 00:35:36.960 I like to drink as much as the next guy, as long as 505 00:35:37.000 --> 00:35:40.000 the next guy isn't mel Gibson and he brings up fucking with his right after 506 00:35:40.079 --> 00:35:45.239 his like alcoholism like spree. Nice. So it's like I like, I 507 00:35:45.480 --> 00:35:49.920 like when people specifically in that industry are are brought down a little bit, 508 00:35:49.960 --> 00:35:52.559 you know what I mean. There's some light ribbings some mate, because I 509 00:35:52.599 --> 00:35:54.559 mean, dude, they got like such a good not that they don't work 510 00:35:54.559 --> 00:35:58.239 hard, but I mean, like it's definitely they're not doctors, you know, 511 00:35:58.519 --> 00:36:02.639 so like they can handle some waking up early in the morning. That's 512 00:36:02.679 --> 00:36:07.360 really that's the Yeah, I wouldn't say that that's that's a simplification of it, 513 00:36:07.440 --> 00:36:12.239 but they do know they it could be. It could be the job. 514 00:36:12.679 --> 00:36:15.480 Every job that people have, they have to memorize it because that everybody 515 00:36:15.559 --> 00:36:19.800 has to memorize it or you ain't fucking fired. They got to memorize their 516 00:36:19.840 --> 00:36:23.559 lines and wake up early and just be there all day sitting. And it 517 00:36:23.719 --> 00:36:28.960 is actually acting is to be in the industry. It's actually it is that 518 00:36:29.079 --> 00:36:31.000 simple. It really is, dude. I know plenty of I know I'm 519 00:36:31.039 --> 00:36:34.039 not an actor myself. I'm not looking. They don't want to tell you. 520 00:36:34.119 --> 00:36:37.039 It's not that simple because they want their job to see more prestigious. 521 00:36:37.679 --> 00:36:42.320 But like they're they're memorizing their lines and hanging out all fucking day. That's 522 00:36:42.440 --> 00:36:45.559 essentially what being an actor is. Now, there's the it's like there's the 523 00:36:45.639 --> 00:36:50.760 Kobe Bryants, there's the Lebron James of actors, right, but then there's 524 00:36:50.800 --> 00:36:53.800 everybody else. That's just they're good at what they do. They're memorizing their 525 00:36:53.800 --> 00:36:58.880 scripts. But really the hard if you listen to people when they're talking about 526 00:36:58.880 --> 00:37:04.840 acting, the the most difficult thing is the the downtime or waking up really 527 00:37:04.920 --> 00:37:07.920 fucking early to get into makeup, into costume or whatever. But like other 528 00:37:07.960 --> 00:37:12.920 people behind the scenes are doing the fucking hard work. The pas are setting 529 00:37:12.960 --> 00:37:16.039 everything up, the fucking design, like they're not. It's not that fucking 530 00:37:16.079 --> 00:37:20.119 complicated. It really isn't. I wouldn't say it's complicated. I wouldn't go 531 00:37:20.159 --> 00:37:24.559 by I say complicated, not the word. I would say definitely taxing anywhere 532 00:37:24.639 --> 00:37:32.559 texts should work. It is taxing anyway. Yeah, imagine being fucking what's 533 00:37:32.599 --> 00:37:37.800 his name? You gotta act like what's his name? The Bundy Like that 534 00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:40.599 shit doesn't feel good for your mind, Like a really get into the character 535 00:37:49.599 --> 00:37:54.159 Theodore al Bundy or something. Both of them. Yea, you gotta combine 536 00:37:54.199 --> 00:38:00.719 them together. The Bundy is such a passive. What an episode of Merriwo 537 00:38:00.920 --> 00:38:15.960 Children shows up? Brother, it's a serial killer. It's the killer before. 538 00:38:15.320 --> 00:38:17.519 So before we move on to questions, we got to talk about these 539 00:38:17.639 --> 00:38:22.840 junnels that are popping up in New York City. I forgot about the not 540 00:38:22.960 --> 00:38:28.400 popping up, there being discovered. It's a difference. Yeah, so's so 541 00:38:28.639 --> 00:38:32.239 for for anybody who doesn't know anything about the junnels. Nobody's nobody's calling it 542 00:38:32.320 --> 00:38:36.199 this. By the way, there are these there are these tunnels. I 543 00:38:36.280 --> 00:38:40.360 guess in New York City. Is it Manhattan proper or the just the boroughs. 544 00:38:43.559 --> 00:38:49.440 It's funny. It's funnier that it's Brooklyn. The uh so, there 545 00:38:49.480 --> 00:38:54.960 are these tunnels being discovered, the secret tunnels full of Jews. I guess. 546 00:38:55.280 --> 00:38:59.199 I don't know what's going on. It seems like a South Park episode, 547 00:38:59.360 --> 00:39:01.920 do you know what? No, so I do know why they're there. 548 00:39:02.039 --> 00:39:07.320 I have not looked into this. Even they connect, like if you 549 00:39:07.400 --> 00:39:10.760 go in a tunnel, you can walk to Israel from Brooklyn. There's like 550 00:39:10.800 --> 00:39:16.559 a whole tunnel Jewish transport portion, because all I know, all I know, 551 00:39:17.239 --> 00:39:22.920 I'm all I know is that there are Jews in tunnels and they're being 552 00:39:23.079 --> 00:39:30.800 discovered. There are tunnels that lead to Israel. From Brooklyn. You gotta 553 00:39:30.880 --> 00:39:32.800 go from one jew place to another jew place. They have the little jew 554 00:39:32.920 --> 00:39:37.360 magic. They go on the ground, they cast a Jewish spell. And 555 00:39:38.760 --> 00:39:45.719 do you know how impressive that would be that they built a tunnel all the 556 00:39:45.840 --> 00:39:54.920 way to the Middle East under the ocean, under the ocean. That is 557 00:39:55.119 --> 00:39:59.679 so goddamn in President all right, so wait, I need to know the 558 00:39:59.760 --> 00:40:02.320 cond I need to know, Okay, anything else about it. Don't even 559 00:40:02.480 --> 00:40:12.000 know if it's tunnels in plural. There is a synagogue, and under the 560 00:40:12.079 --> 00:40:17.119 synagogue there was maybe it is multiple tunnels, but under the synagogue there was 561 00:40:17.199 --> 00:40:22.400 all this secret like a tunnel to like a bathhouse thing that they were building. 562 00:40:23.039 --> 00:40:28.360 They were doing some like shady underground partying stuff down there, and then 563 00:40:28.400 --> 00:40:30.480 it's like, hey, you guys can't do this, what the fuck are 564 00:40:30.480 --> 00:40:35.199 you doing? So the city proper when they're like, we gotta seal these 565 00:40:35.280 --> 00:40:38.960 things up because you guys could literally collapse buildings and shit, you guys can 566 00:40:39.079 --> 00:40:45.400 do really horrible things. And because of that, the fucking Hasidic Jews. 567 00:40:45.679 --> 00:40:50.360 Dude, every time I hear stories about Hasidic Jews, they're terrorizing people. 568 00:40:50.440 --> 00:40:57.039 It's crazy. So they fucking start they start fucking terrorizing the construction workers. 569 00:40:57.719 --> 00:41:00.960 They start fucking knocking shit and breaking ship and writing and stuff because they're mad 570 00:41:01.000 --> 00:41:05.000 that their their tunnels are going to be sealed. And I was like, 571 00:41:05.480 --> 00:41:08.599 this is insane. And all they got were just like, you know, 572 00:41:09.039 --> 00:41:13.760 lightly arrested and ship and I'm like, damn, imagine if that was me, 573 00:41:14.079 --> 00:41:17.239 man, imagine if I was there up in that tunnel as a as 574 00:41:17.239 --> 00:41:22.920 a black, as a black man. I understand the Jewish people have had 575 00:41:22.960 --> 00:41:29.079 their short shake, the short shake of things, right, but I really 576 00:41:29.320 --> 00:41:32.280 I really want them to know it could be worse. They could be black 577 00:41:32.360 --> 00:41:36.679 and have no history. Like that's the thing that you have. They have 578 00:41:36.880 --> 00:41:40.480 that thing over every other group that's been fucked over throughout history. Their history 579 00:41:40.639 --> 00:41:51.639 was not all eliminated. Look they have. That's why I'm not I'm not 580 00:41:51.679 --> 00:41:55.679 saying. I'm not saying one struggle is greater than the others. Modern day, 581 00:41:55.960 --> 00:42:00.519 modern day, it is very clear. I will say that to your 582 00:42:00.599 --> 00:42:05.960 to your point, it is very clear who got quote unquote reparations and who 583 00:42:06.039 --> 00:42:10.000 did it, who was compensated for the whoors versus who weren't. I have 584 00:42:10.159 --> 00:42:16.800 a whole country. Other people are still going through some The thing that really, 585 00:42:16.840 --> 00:42:22.119 the thing concused me about is that they really should have I can't get 586 00:42:22.159 --> 00:42:28.480 a house and I don't have money. It confuses me that, I mean, 587 00:42:28.519 --> 00:42:30.119 they shouldn't. They should have been given Germany. Quite frankly, that 588 00:42:30.159 --> 00:42:34.480 would have been would have been so down with that at that time. Why 589 00:42:34.519 --> 00:42:40.239 would you have won in Germany? Is the Middle East any better? Like 590 00:42:40.320 --> 00:42:49.920 let's see, I don't know versus just desert popping broll it's now after now 591 00:42:50.159 --> 00:42:53.480 it basically was terrorformed. It was like desolate. It's it's popping, all 592 00:42:53.559 --> 00:42:57.719 right, It's like California. California wasn't what it is? All right, 593 00:42:59.400 --> 00:43:02.159 Yeah, it's been popping is a good way to describe Israel' you know what 594 00:43:02.320 --> 00:43:07.880 fucked up? Israel is amazing. It's like now like they it's been built. 595 00:43:08.239 --> 00:43:12.440 The United States and the and probably Britain and a lot of other countries 596 00:43:12.480 --> 00:43:15.920 pump so much money into it. It is popping. It is like the 597 00:43:16.039 --> 00:43:23.239 Citadel. Yeah, like the Citadel they've revived. They have like fucking Lazarus 598 00:43:23.320 --> 00:43:28.360 pits and fucking they've got like the the Elephant Man revived and you can meet 599 00:43:28.400 --> 00:43:30.679 him and talk to him and ask him about his life. It's a fucking 600 00:43:30.760 --> 00:43:34.760 sci fi place. It's ridiculous. You can re erect anybody bro walking out 601 00:43:34.800 --> 00:43:38.320 walking. It is so Israel is so technologically advanced that you can, like 602 00:43:38.480 --> 00:43:42.360 they have shoes over there that you can walk on water with. Just to 603 00:43:42.440 --> 00:43:46.920 trivialize Jesus literally, like that is so disrespect and look at me. I'm 604 00:43:47.000 --> 00:43:57.159 like, Jesus, no shoes. Yeah, I don't know, man, 605 00:43:57.480 --> 00:44:01.000 it's uh, I don't know these times that I just all I know about 606 00:44:01.199 --> 00:44:06.159 this whole situation was is I saw videos of just a Hasidic jewice falling out 607 00:44:06.159 --> 00:44:08.599 of a tunnel and it was just the most confusing thing I've ever seen. 608 00:44:09.199 --> 00:44:12.880 Was the most confusing video I've ever seen. They were falling, they were 609 00:44:12.920 --> 00:44:17.159 just like being dragged out of this hole in the ground. Yeah, and 610 00:44:19.119 --> 00:44:22.360 I mean look, not to be disrespectful, but the costume is hilarious, 611 00:44:22.719 --> 00:44:24.599 absolutely, you know, like the dress, the dress, like seeing that 612 00:44:25.400 --> 00:44:29.159 it's funny enough to see random people pulled out of a tunnel in the middle 613 00:44:29.159 --> 00:44:32.119 of Brooklyn like that nobody knew was there. But in addition, like adding 614 00:44:32.159 --> 00:44:36.679 on to that, the the big coat and the hair. It's funny. 615 00:44:36.760 --> 00:44:39.280 It's like it's a funny visual to see. But I just don't understand how 616 00:44:39.280 --> 00:44:42.400 they managed to do this in the first place, Like, how do you 617 00:44:42.480 --> 00:44:47.679 build a how do you build tunnels? Was it like a speakeasy thing that 618 00:44:47.760 --> 00:44:51.639 they were already there kind of? I don't think it was already there. 619 00:44:51.719 --> 00:44:55.159 I think they did it. The biggest question is how did they so the 620 00:44:57.679 --> 00:45:00.000 there's a lot for some reason, there's a lot of Hasidic Jews that were 621 00:45:00.480 --> 00:45:06.199 upset that they were closing those tunnels down. But then like the main the 622 00:45:06.320 --> 00:45:08.920 head jew Uh I think his name is head Jew Crime. I think his 623 00:45:09.039 --> 00:45:15.079 name yeah, Rime, Yeah. Jupe Prime was saying, Hey, this 624 00:45:15.280 --> 00:45:19.960 is fucked up. Y'all. Are kind of went too hard on the paint. 625 00:45:20.480 --> 00:45:24.920 Y'all gotta calm down. But my question is how the fun people in 626 00:45:25.039 --> 00:45:29.639 adjacent buildings or whatever we're saying. Other people were saying, I'm hearing ship 627 00:45:30.519 --> 00:45:31.599 underground. I don't know what the hell is going on. Yeah, the 628 00:45:31.639 --> 00:45:34.760 tweets, tweets of people. It's like, I swear to God, I 629 00:45:34.840 --> 00:45:37.280 keep hearing Yiddish under my floor. I'm on the first floor. What's going 630 00:45:37.360 --> 00:45:40.880 on? That is and people everybody, and then everybody's calling them crazy and 631 00:45:42.000 --> 00:45:45.599 then and then this happens and then they're like, oh dude, ballad tunles 632 00:45:45.000 --> 00:45:51.119 So Jew Prime not know this was he's lying. Jue Prime is lying. 633 00:45:51.440 --> 00:45:55.360 He absolutely okay, So who is who is Jupe? Okay, come on, 634 00:45:57.000 --> 00:45:58.920 I was ahead of okay because I was gonna ask. It's like I 635 00:45:59.000 --> 00:46:02.760 know that I know that the president. Like that's that's different. That's different 636 00:46:02.800 --> 00:46:06.320 than like, yeah, that's different than the Prime. It's like, how 637 00:46:06.440 --> 00:46:08.840 like like black people have like media, you know, well, who do 638 00:46:08.960 --> 00:46:14.679 the Jews have media? Yeah? Right, media is like your your head 639 00:46:14.679 --> 00:46:22.239 of counsel. It's like yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm uh not even 640 00:46:22.360 --> 00:46:24.000 not even Tyler Perry by the way, yeah not even yeah, it's not 641 00:46:24.079 --> 00:46:30.960 even Tyler Perry. It's oh man, that is insane and totally my train 642 00:46:31.039 --> 00:46:37.079 of thought was completely thrown off. I don't even I would even uh so, 643 00:46:37.239 --> 00:46:42.719 yeah, Juwe Prime is like is like religious aliens. Jude the alien 644 00:46:42.880 --> 00:46:49.559 mother, Alien from the aliens man and then and then and then heretical is 645 00:46:49.719 --> 00:46:52.559 the Yahoo. But I don't know what we call him. Yeah, I 646 00:46:52.599 --> 00:46:58.360 don't know, uh jew uh nega jew. I don't know nobody like you 647 00:46:58.400 --> 00:47:02.480 us know that what? Yeah I did, Yeah you didn't know that. 648 00:47:04.679 --> 00:47:07.519 I don't care about then. Yeah I knew about it because in Philadelphia. 649 00:47:07.840 --> 00:47:12.000 That's why he sounds Americans. That is like what I mean that that makes 650 00:47:12.039 --> 00:47:20.400 sense only something only somebody from that place would would do all that die Philly, 651 00:47:20.480 --> 00:47:24.559 They're really not that bad, You're crazy, really not that I have 652 00:47:24.719 --> 00:47:28.119 to say. I have to say, like I'm not even remotely kidding. 653 00:47:28.280 --> 00:47:31.159 Every person from the East Coast that I've met that is like deeply dubious is 654 00:47:31.159 --> 00:47:35.639 from Philadelphia, like since like and I mean from like growth like raised. 655 00:47:35.639 --> 00:47:37.559 I don't mean like they lived there for a little bit like that's whatever, 656 00:47:37.960 --> 00:47:42.119 but like they're from Philly. There's an episode People that we went hard in 657 00:47:42.159 --> 00:47:44.559 the Pain on Philly. I don't remember. It might even been an extra 658 00:47:44.599 --> 00:47:46.079 animal, I don't remember, but there was a segment where we were like, 659 00:47:46.679 --> 00:47:53.000 because at least hardly agree. Philly is one place that you just you 660 00:47:53.239 --> 00:47:57.599 you make sure I never feel like that, like, oh, lock your 661 00:47:57.639 --> 00:48:00.079 windows, you know, lock you I don't lock your doors up And I 662 00:48:00.119 --> 00:48:04.639 don't feel like that obviously. But there's an entire there's an entire city in 663 00:48:04.840 --> 00:48:10.360 in in uh like around there that's like literally zombie land basically like and that's 664 00:48:10.400 --> 00:48:14.960 not even like an exaggeration, like there's I think like fifty percent or something 665 00:48:15.039 --> 00:48:19.079 of like the population is like on trank or something like. It's crazy, 666 00:48:19.639 --> 00:48:22.679 Like I'm not I'm not even remotely kidding, like the percentage might be a 667 00:48:22.679 --> 00:48:27.079 little bit high, but it's a ton like like everywhere you look, it's 668 00:48:27.159 --> 00:48:37.199 just like people leaning over like it's like and they're just like swaying ominously. 669 00:48:37.480 --> 00:48:43.559 The idea of everybody being on trank in the place is fired. Dude. 670 00:48:43.599 --> 00:48:46.519 We stopped in Yeah, I was in Pennsylvania for a while, just built 671 00:48:46.599 --> 00:48:51.000 it, bro I was in Pennsylvania for a while. We're uh went on 672 00:48:51.079 --> 00:48:54.440 towards this band and it's called Kensington, by the way, Kensington That okay, 673 00:48:54.519 --> 00:48:58.320 that sounds like that type of place do. We stopped in Philly because 674 00:48:58.320 --> 00:49:00.039 it was one of those things us being from Cali, like we gotta try 675 00:49:00.719 --> 00:49:05.199 cheese steaks in Philly. Obviously we have to, you know, just clise 676 00:49:05.199 --> 00:49:10.599 say ship. But there was pills in the cheese. There was just there 677 00:49:10.719 --> 00:49:15.559 was just like a litter of pills. That's just I think that's just how 678 00:49:15.599 --> 00:49:19.599 they do things over there. There was just like I was like, is 679 00:49:19.679 --> 00:49:23.360 this are these free? I don't understand what's happening. And there there's and 680 00:49:23.480 --> 00:49:28.440 I just saw like the guy sitting there drooling, you know, like, 681 00:49:28.639 --> 00:49:30.920 and I wasn't. I just I just put the money on the table and 682 00:49:30.000 --> 00:49:37.199 left because I didn't understand what's happening. So he's not essentially he's literally counter 683 00:49:37.280 --> 00:49:50.440 like easily like it was bread. Just there is I don't know, man, 684 00:49:50.519 --> 00:49:59.280 there's there's no it's a crazy phil I feel like New York always caps 685 00:49:59.360 --> 00:50:02.800 out for like the insane shit I've seen. It doesn't though it doesn't always 686 00:50:04.119 --> 00:50:07.360 it does. It does because we lived there and we saw it. But 687 00:50:07.599 --> 00:50:14.440 like the worst parts of Philadelphia don't like they cleared the worst parts in New 688 00:50:14.480 --> 00:50:16.719 York by like a lot. Like it's it's like going from the Tears of 689 00:50:16.719 --> 00:50:23.000 the Kingdom to elden Ring. It's insane, ridiculous. Ship there's a city 690 00:50:23.079 --> 00:50:27.639 full of zombies to the point where like if you look up, if you 691 00:50:27.719 --> 00:50:31.960 look up zombie city Philadelphia, everyone unanimously agrees what it is. I don't 692 00:50:32.000 --> 00:50:39.719 know, man, there's several human rat kings in New York. Remember human 693 00:50:39.920 --> 00:50:45.559 rat kings in New York. Yeah, you know, you know, but 694 00:50:45.679 --> 00:50:46.840 kingson if you have a human raking in New York, but you know what 695 00:50:46.880 --> 00:50:51.760 happens. He goes to Times Square and starts making money on autographs, Like, 696 00:50:51.800 --> 00:50:54.239 there's a human rat king in Philadelphia. He's eating you and your baby 697 00:50:55.280 --> 00:50:59.719 and digging a hole into the center of the fucking earth and dipping it in 698 00:50:59.760 --> 00:51:02.639 about Okato, We're coming back up all hot. It's fucking dire ship over 699 00:51:02.719 --> 00:51:08.719 there, dude, it's weird. Philadelphia, Philly, Philly heads, they 700 00:51:09.000 --> 00:51:15.719 really really destroyed a portion of their city when the Eagles won the Super Bowl. 701 00:51:15.679 --> 00:51:21.760 That is crazy. Somehow they get NATed, the gettnated white phosphorus in 702 00:51:21.840 --> 00:51:34.880 the middle of Philadelphia when he erupted a little mushroom cloud and people were dying 703 00:51:35.039 --> 00:51:46.079 left and right. Oh, manos himself, it's real. It's scary. 704 00:51:46.559 --> 00:51:51.760 I feel like talking about Philly. I feel about d C. They greased, 705 00:51:52.400 --> 00:51:58.360 they greased the poles, like like like traffic poles and stuff, so 706 00:51:58.599 --> 00:52:02.559 that they people would it so funny that they did that that they had to 707 00:52:02.719 --> 00:52:07.159 do that down traffic poles. People ate horses, like the cops would come 708 00:52:07.199 --> 00:52:08.920 on the horses. People would knock down the horses like in Sucking. The 709 00:52:09.000 --> 00:52:21.639 first episode of it was clean horse Skeleton and that was when they're and that 710 00:52:21.760 --> 00:52:24.400 was when their team won. Yeah, when the team won, that's when 711 00:52:24.880 --> 00:52:32.840 won the Bowl. To drink the marror out of the marrow out Philadelphia. 712 00:52:36.159 --> 00:52:45.159 Philadelphia would be like Philadelphia would The only difference between like Philadelphia and Castlevania is 713 00:52:45.159 --> 00:52:47.360 the art style, right, It's just the it's just the infant. It's 714 00:52:47.400 --> 00:52:51.320 just it's just the way the buildings look. If you had Gothic architecture in 715 00:52:51.360 --> 00:52:53.239 Philadelphia, it would base, it would be indistinguishable from Castle. Like you 716 00:52:53.360 --> 00:52:58.880 have people eating horses on the street, you have greasing up poles, lighting 717 00:52:59.199 --> 00:53:07.320 babies on fire, throws buried in Pennsylvania there. That's literally why Transylvania is 718 00:53:07.320 --> 00:53:08.320 called what it is. It's like, what's the closest thing to Pennsylvania? 719 00:53:08.360 --> 00:53:14.159 That isn't this? That is that is such an insane imagine that being real. 720 00:53:14.239 --> 00:53:19.639 When the literally literally the place Transylvania is like, and they were like, 721 00:53:19.679 --> 00:53:22.400 we're gonna name it after Philadelphia. It's like, it doesn't exist yet, 722 00:53:22.519 --> 00:53:24.280 but it will. It will exist, and we have to name it. 723 00:53:25.719 --> 00:53:30.519 It's a fucking paradox or whatever. Yeah. Anyway, anyway, interesting 724 00:53:30.559 --> 00:53:34.760 story about the generals. Sorry to anybody who lives in Philly. But yeah, 725 00:53:35.039 --> 00:53:37.800 but uh, you know, God bless you guys. A horse clean. 726 00:53:37.880 --> 00:53:42.880 You guys are monsters. Yeah, it was sparkling by the time they 727 00:53:42.920 --> 00:53:45.440 were done. You guys are fucking filth. You guys linked the color off 728 00:53:45.480 --> 00:53:51.599 the horses bones your baskets in minutes too. It was minutes. Yeah, 729 00:53:51.639 --> 00:53:57.320 it's it's it's difficult. It's difficult to live in Philly. Anyway. Let's 730 00:53:57.360 --> 00:54:00.119 move on to on some questions from our lovely patrons over over at patreon dot 731 00:54:00.119 --> 00:54:02.719 com slash the snark Tank. Remember you can donate. What is it, 732 00:54:02.760 --> 00:54:06.679 it's the five dollars that audience participant, right, so if you if you, 733 00:54:06.840 --> 00:54:07.840 if you're five dollars, you get a question right on the show and 734 00:54:07.880 --> 00:54:15.480 then we might get to it. All right, let's let's uh, let's 735 00:54:15.480 --> 00:54:21.519 see. Oh man, well we'll knock some of these out because I think 736 00:54:21.519 --> 00:54:22.800 some of these are pretty quick. Bean being down road, he says, 737 00:54:22.800 --> 00:54:28.000 hello, there's super mega cast replacements. First time patron here. I just 738 00:54:28.079 --> 00:54:30.960 recently bought an old PSP and loaded it full of games I missed, games 739 00:54:31.000 --> 00:54:35.119 I missed back in my childhood. Did you guys ever play the PSP growing 740 00:54:35.159 --> 00:54:36.559 up? And if so, what you go to games? I gotta say 741 00:54:36.559 --> 00:54:39.639 the PSP was like a porn machine to me, mostly porn primarily I played. 742 00:54:40.880 --> 00:54:47.960 I played Crisis Core, I played Doxter. I only played the thing 743 00:54:49.039 --> 00:54:52.440 to me that was like, I love to wipe out Pure on it out. 744 00:54:52.440 --> 00:54:55.400 Pure was great, but like I didn't really sure. I played Star 745 00:54:55.400 --> 00:55:04.639 Wars battle Front Yeah, the True Nuts. Yeah, there was other games. 746 00:55:04.679 --> 00:55:08.880 There was. There was White Uh, the Chain, Chains of Olympus 747 00:55:08.920 --> 00:55:15.639 and Ghost of Sporta. They're really fun. Controls a little weird since they 748 00:55:15.679 --> 00:55:19.679 didn't have you know, the buttons were a little limited, but yeah they 749 00:55:19.719 --> 00:55:23.639 figured it out. That's second. Yeah right, Oh my god, the 750 00:55:23.719 --> 00:55:30.159 analog stick it's just like a slighty little button. That sh it felt weird. 751 00:55:30.280 --> 00:55:34.719 Dude. I knew people who thought it was a speaker the entire time 752 00:55:34.800 --> 00:55:37.880 and never use it. You can't play some of the games without it. 753 00:55:37.960 --> 00:55:45.480 I was, yeah, there's there's a possibility that somebody might have just gotten 754 00:55:45.719 --> 00:55:47.360 like a specific assortment of games where they would My thing, though, is 755 00:55:47.440 --> 00:55:52.239 like, how do you not how do you not just touch everything on this 756 00:55:52.400 --> 00:55:54.559 machine when you have it and see what? You know what I mean, 757 00:55:54.639 --> 00:56:00.639 Like, people are there's so many people who are so cognitively uncurious that it 758 00:56:00.719 --> 00:56:02.920 blows my mind, Like, how do you own a PSP for more than 759 00:56:04.000 --> 00:56:08.800 five minutes and not look at that speaker looking thing and move it and realize 760 00:56:08.840 --> 00:56:12.199 what it does immediately? You know what I mean? Like, it's weird 761 00:56:12.239 --> 00:56:16.119 that people understand the thing that I just bought, right, It's so there's 762 00:56:16.119 --> 00:56:20.119 the stupidest thing I ever heard in my life. Actually, I'm really sitting 763 00:56:20.119 --> 00:56:22.360 here thinking about it. I'm like, that is so stupid that you get 764 00:56:22.400 --> 00:56:27.960 this thing. You're like, you look at it, there's literally speaker holes 765 00:56:28.840 --> 00:56:34.239 and you're like, yeah, yeah, it's It's bizarre. It's particularly because 766 00:56:36.440 --> 00:56:42.039 what was was it dual shock was when the analogs were introduced a million years 767 00:56:42.039 --> 00:56:45.679 ago and they so controller No I think that was no. I think Duel 768 00:56:45.679 --> 00:56:49.480 Shop was the first time had analog Yeah, the ps the PS one Duel 769 00:56:49.519 --> 00:56:54.039 Shocks was I believe the first. Yeah, the first the PSP. Well, 770 00:56:54.480 --> 00:57:00.480 the meaning that every controller then on has had analogs sick. So why 771 00:57:00.519 --> 00:57:05.199 wouldn't your first thought be where's the analog stick? Like it wouldn't like you 772 00:57:05.400 --> 00:57:10.039 need like it's they're always there. It's like getting a steam deck and then 773 00:57:10.159 --> 00:57:14.400 like seeing the fucking two small cubes at the bottom and be like, oh, 774 00:57:14.440 --> 00:57:19.639 those the speakers and never exactly Yeah, you smash exactly like that. 775 00:57:20.679 --> 00:57:24.519 They say that, oh, force it down their throat, open their mouth, 776 00:57:25.119 --> 00:57:30.239 down their throat and kill them and you leave them there. Yeah, 777 00:57:30.800 --> 00:57:34.719 yeah, it was. It was mostly mostly wipe up your Spider Man two 778 00:57:34.760 --> 00:57:40.000 on. It was actually pretty fun. Uh And and there was the Life 779 00:57:40.079 --> 00:57:44.599 was on there too, but so was what you call it. It wouldn't 780 00:57:44.599 --> 00:57:46.840 know that one was on there. I'm pretty sure that's awesome. I had 781 00:57:46.880 --> 00:57:51.239 no idea, but it wasn't. It was exactly the same, but it's 782 00:57:51.320 --> 00:57:52.679 like a different version. What's the name of the other game before that, 783 00:57:52.800 --> 00:58:00.000 Nemesis Nemesis on there, Nemesis imperfects Yeah, Risidy imperfect right. I feel 784 00:58:00.039 --> 00:58:02.920 like I don't know, man, I have a different experience with a lot 785 00:58:02.960 --> 00:58:06.880 of people. A lot of people were mad at that game. I loved 786 00:58:06.920 --> 00:58:09.159 that game. I thought it was I liked it because it was fucking Actually, 787 00:58:09.360 --> 00:58:14.320 some of the missions were really hard. Some of the missions you have 788 00:58:14.400 --> 00:58:15.599 to be you have to be Iron Man, and you were about to die 789 00:58:15.679 --> 00:58:19.519 and you literally could not be hit. And I was like, wait, 790 00:58:19.920 --> 00:58:23.679 it was fucking hard at Ship. It was such a hard mission that I 791 00:58:23.840 --> 00:58:27.880 liked. That came a lot too, Like I remember watching videos of people 792 00:58:27.880 --> 00:58:30.079 talking about I was like, yeah, this is a fucking disappointment, and 793 00:58:30.119 --> 00:58:31.599 I'm like, oh, okay, I mean I didn't know. I had 794 00:58:31.679 --> 00:58:35.559 no idea I had, Like I was a dickhead in that game though. 795 00:58:35.599 --> 00:58:37.480 To be fair, like I would play with people and I would play Spider 796 00:58:37.519 --> 00:58:40.239 Man. I would I would always pick the I would always pick the bridge 797 00:58:40.320 --> 00:58:44.840 level, and then I would like Spider Man had a move where you would 798 00:58:44.840 --> 00:58:49.000 pick someone up and basically throw them straight down, and so I would just 799 00:58:49.039 --> 00:58:52.880 throw them off the bridge every single time. It was completely busted. But 800 00:58:53.079 --> 00:58:59.239 that game a lot because it like that game was very much so like the 801 00:58:59.360 --> 00:59:01.119 New York. Here was doing New York Ship, and I like that a 802 00:59:01.159 --> 00:59:05.280 lot. I was like, oh, this is like what I like about 803 00:59:05.320 --> 00:59:07.000 comic books. There was just there was a ship going down. It was 804 00:59:07.039 --> 00:59:10.039 some wold ship going down in New York City and they're like, hey, 805 00:59:10.199 --> 00:59:14.159 guys, everybody lives in New York. Can y'all kind of help? And 806 00:59:14.239 --> 00:59:19.360 then the PSP version of that game though, must have been pretty different though, 807 00:59:19.360 --> 00:59:22.559 Oh yeah it was probably maybe should make a retro retrospective on it, 808 00:59:23.320 --> 00:59:29.440 Chris interesting get Motherfuckers, because I have seen I've seen multiple videos of people 809 00:59:29.880 --> 00:59:34.039 saying that ship was like eh, and I was like, yeah, maybe, 810 00:59:34.239 --> 00:59:38.559 I mean my concern though, yeah, my concerns that it's worse than 811 00:59:38.559 --> 00:59:42.079 I remember, like by a lot, and I kind of like that it's 812 00:59:42.679 --> 00:59:47.199 it's good in my memory were some of the PSP games, Dagon Balls, 813 00:59:47.559 --> 00:59:52.960 Boudai. It was basically just Budekay two or three, but uh, just 814 00:59:53.079 --> 00:59:55.360 kind of simple for it had like genema in it. It was weird. 815 00:59:55.679 --> 01:00:00.920 It was cool though on the PSP it was dope. But yeah, I 816 01:00:00.920 --> 01:00:05.599 didn't I didn't fuck around too much with the PSP outside of loading porn onto 817 01:00:05.679 --> 01:00:12.320 it. I never got I never got got to that point you didn't need 818 01:00:12.360 --> 01:00:14.360 the jail break it at all, You just go on the browser. Yeah. 819 01:00:15.679 --> 01:00:16.760 My friend had Mario on his I remember that, and I was like, 820 01:00:16.800 --> 01:00:22.239 why the fuck is Mario on this? Why is there Mario? He's 821 01:00:22.280 --> 01:00:23.920 like, I don't worry about it, dude, just enjoy it. I 822 01:00:24.000 --> 01:00:27.360 was like, all right, I guess, all right, here's here's an 823 01:00:27.400 --> 01:00:30.960 interesting one. Gay Sinatra be like, start spreading your cheeks. I'm fucking 824 01:00:30.960 --> 01:00:36.639 your ass. Rod In says, would you rather pussy taste than smell? 825 01:00:36.800 --> 01:00:42.639 Vomit inducingly awful or human ship smelling so enticing you compulsively eat it on the 826 01:00:42.760 --> 01:00:45.719 daily. It does not taste good. You can kill you can kill you, 827 01:00:45.880 --> 01:00:50.400 you can kill yourself. I understand the appeal. I don't know what 828 01:00:50.519 --> 01:00:52.960 that. I don't know. Smell is amazing, but it doesn't taste good. 829 01:00:52.679 --> 01:00:58.760 I guess it senses work. But okay, we're just we're just like 830 01:00:58.880 --> 01:01:04.440 completely. I feel like that one. They they they grant credence to others, 831 01:01:04.480 --> 01:01:07.559 but they don't like like your scent to smell can make things taste better, 832 01:01:07.719 --> 01:01:14.199 but it can still taste not good. Yeah, you can still extension 833 01:01:14.280 --> 01:01:20.719 of your taste. I understand that, but it doesn't it doesn't like yeaste. 834 01:01:20.880 --> 01:01:22.800 I definitely eaten things that have smelled horrible and didn't taste that bad. 835 01:01:23.039 --> 01:01:28.360 Yeah, and vice versa for sid that. The other one is it's a 836 01:01:28.480 --> 01:01:31.760 lot harder for that to happen, Like it's cheap. Cheese is a good 837 01:01:31.880 --> 01:01:37.800 fucking something's like food though, right, But soap smells not like artificial? 838 01:01:38.119 --> 01:01:42.239 You know, Oh that's what you mean, because you can. You can 839 01:01:42.320 --> 01:01:46.400 because like things like you can do a burger smelling soap and made me want 840 01:01:46.440 --> 01:01:50.480 to take a bite. You've never eaten You've ever eaten soap? I know 841 01:01:51.119 --> 01:01:57.960 you've never eaten eighteen full blocks of soap. You're a psychopath. You're not 842 01:01:58.079 --> 01:02:01.239 even them, You're just swallowing it. The problem is I don't I first 843 01:02:01.280 --> 01:02:06.920 of all, I don't buy soap that smells like food because that's psychotic to 844 01:02:07.000 --> 01:02:09.119 me. I don't know. Oh yeah, for sure, there is a 845 01:02:09.199 --> 01:02:12.960 lot of people do it. They'll be like, oh, here's some soap 846 01:02:13.000 --> 01:02:16.239 that smells like cinnamon rolls and bakery buns, and I'm like, what do 847 01:02:16.280 --> 01:02:20.159 you want your hands to smell like that? Though I don't understand, or 848 01:02:20.199 --> 01:02:23.239 you're delicious because I want somebody had to bite me, that's what. That's 849 01:02:23.280 --> 01:02:24.719 the thing that's kind of crazy to me. I'm like, nah, I 850 01:02:24.719 --> 01:02:30.239 want it to be like there's certain things, there's certain fragrances that we associate 851 01:02:30.320 --> 01:02:34.679 with just good smells, but not like oh I'm hungry now, right, 852 01:02:35.320 --> 01:02:40.280 And so I've never had soap like that personally, and yeah so or drink 853 01:02:40.480 --> 01:02:45.519 distal. I don't know, I've never ever gone down that route. I 854 01:02:45.679 --> 01:02:50.599 know that your sense of smell and taste are like coincide each other very much 855 01:02:50.679 --> 01:02:54.960 so, but I've definitely eight things that smell good that tasted horrible. I'm 856 01:02:55.000 --> 01:02:59.960 trying to think of definitely done that and it's been like that's a shocking experience. 857 01:03:00.239 --> 01:03:02.239 But the only way I can think about that happening is if I'm smelling 858 01:03:02.400 --> 01:03:07.639 something that like it's not the actual thing. Like say, people will mask 859 01:03:07.719 --> 01:03:13.000 the bitterness of a lot of vegetables with a lot of spices, like a 860 01:03:13.039 --> 01:03:15.440 lot of red smelling spices, but I'm smelling the spices and then i take 861 01:03:15.519 --> 01:03:21.039 a bite of the disgusting whatever greens is and I'm like em, like, 862 01:03:21.480 --> 01:03:23.679 no, I'm good on this, but uh yeah, I'm trying. I'm 863 01:03:23.719 --> 01:03:28.719 sure there are there's exceptions. I'm sure I'm not saying that's impossible. I 864 01:03:28.880 --> 01:03:31.480 just can't. Really, nothing's coming to the forefront. The opposite though easy. 865 01:03:31.599 --> 01:03:35.440 I mean, like cheese, some of the best money, like aged 866 01:03:35.639 --> 01:03:42.079 cheese, fucking uh age cheese for fucking three months, for example, Like 867 01:03:42.199 --> 01:03:50.639 cheddar that fucking stinks, but it's delicious. God damn, cheddar is delicious, 868 01:03:50.679 --> 01:03:54.559 Dude, tire is fucking amazing. I like cheese because of the fact 869 01:03:54.639 --> 01:03:58.159 I like cheese on eggs. It's like my one thing. I really need 870 01:03:58.280 --> 01:04:00.840 cheese. I need cheese on eggs. Any cheese on my sandwiches, I 871 01:04:01.039 --> 01:04:04.679 need it. I can't have those things without cheese on a sandwich needs to 872 01:04:06.599 --> 01:04:11.760 I need those things, right, I can't go without them. If I 873 01:04:11.920 --> 01:04:14.199 get a burg without cheese, shoot me in the face. That's not me. 874 01:04:14.599 --> 01:04:17.679 Can I say something that? Can I say something that like I don't 875 01:04:17.679 --> 01:04:20.039 know if this is like I don't know if this is like too bland or 876 01:04:20.079 --> 01:04:26.800 whatever. Yeah, but there's something about just a simple cheese, salami, 877 01:04:26.920 --> 01:04:31.079 cheese sandwich, like the simplicity of that. But you like sami. I 878 01:04:31.199 --> 01:04:34.719 like solam. But it's definitely not m go to me anymore. I think 879 01:04:34.719 --> 01:04:38.079 I would. I would, well lately, I would go more with pastromani 880 01:04:38.159 --> 01:04:43.199 personally, but like honey smoked honey turkey or some honey bro I have that 881 01:04:43.519 --> 01:04:49.840 in my flavor. Just salt the ship out of that. I don't taste 882 01:04:49.880 --> 01:04:51.760 to me. I'm like, how is this? What is this? I 883 01:04:51.800 --> 01:04:58.400 don't want to know. I don't know what animal pastrami is, but I'm 884 01:04:58.480 --> 01:05:00.480 like, yeah, what the hell do they do to it to make a 885 01:05:00.519 --> 01:05:02.239 taste? But there is? But there is beef pistani though, is there 886 01:05:02.280 --> 01:05:04.800 not? Oh? I think you're right. Yeah, so it's like a 887 01:05:04.840 --> 01:05:09.039 type of so yeah, they do something to it. They do something to 888 01:05:09.159 --> 01:05:13.519 it, they pastormize it. Yeah, I done it. Yeah, I 889 01:05:13.639 --> 01:05:17.800 just I'm just, uh, I don't know. Yeah, I can't choose 890 01:05:17.800 --> 01:05:20.880 either of those. I'm sorry, Bud, that's just awful. You're an 891 01:05:20.880 --> 01:05:25.079 awful person with bicking it up as well. But I will say a simplistic 892 01:05:25.159 --> 01:05:28.719 sandwich is that's me though. But I also I eat like a child anyway, 893 01:05:28.880 --> 01:05:32.639 So I I agree with you just by default, but like I just 894 01:05:32.840 --> 01:05:38.960 I like my thing is not over I think overloading the Simpsons is not good 895 01:05:39.000 --> 01:05:42.519 when you're eating, in my opinion, and even if it's just things that 896 01:05:42.679 --> 01:05:45.760 I like in general, if I put everything I like together, I just 897 01:05:46.079 --> 01:05:51.079 don't. I think you only need And the biggest problem is masking. If 898 01:05:51.119 --> 01:05:55.360 you just get like a French bread and put some salted butter on it and 899 01:05:55.400 --> 01:06:00.519 then and then toast it, it's an amazing flavor. But then the more 900 01:06:00.559 --> 01:06:04.079 stuff you put on it, you can't really taste it anymore. You can't 901 01:06:04.119 --> 01:06:10.199 you can't really appreciate just that simplicity of that buttered toast. So that's I 902 01:06:10.320 --> 01:06:14.000 like to try to keep things minimal because you can really appreciate. When it 903 01:06:14.039 --> 01:06:16.320 blends too well, then you're not really appreciating the other flavors. Like for 904 01:06:16.480 --> 01:06:19.960 me, a sandwich has to have I can't have a sandwich without lettuce on 905 01:06:20.039 --> 01:06:26.079 it. I can have sandwiches I can't. The crunge is part of the 906 01:06:26.159 --> 01:06:30.719 experience. Sandwiches that are that are deeply hindered by the lettuce. Actually, 907 01:06:30.840 --> 01:06:35.960 I think this would be much better. This would be at least the degree, 908 01:06:36.159 --> 01:06:40.920 like the amount of lettuce. Like some people go way too fucking far 909 01:06:41.039 --> 01:06:43.559 with it, Like it's just like an or like especially the shredded letuce. 910 01:06:43.559 --> 01:06:50.199 I hate treading dictator. You that shit's gone forever. It's banned. You 911 01:06:50.320 --> 01:06:54.639 can't shred lettuce, you can't. You can't tread lettuce. What you're doing 912 01:06:54.719 --> 01:06:58.760 putting this fucking grass confetti on my fucking food. It's the warst ships the 913 01:06:58.880 --> 01:07:02.400 two leaves right or if it's a big leaf, one leaf split into two, 914 01:07:02.519 --> 01:07:05.880 cracked and the two right on there enough to get the crunch. I 915 01:07:05.960 --> 01:07:12.239 can respect that. I can respect then I can respect the little but but 916 01:07:12.480 --> 01:07:15.679 I will you gotta cut it. I don't want it sticking out of my 917 01:07:15.719 --> 01:07:19.039 sandwich. I want it like I want only as much lettuce as there is 918 01:07:19.159 --> 01:07:25.199 surface area on the sandwich, probably slightly anything, slightly more of anything, 919 01:07:25.760 --> 01:07:29.760 and then a little bit of a little bit of mayo on one side, 920 01:07:30.880 --> 01:07:33.239 only mayo on one piece of the bread. I like mayo, but like 921 01:07:33.280 --> 01:07:35.719 maybe not on the sandwich, but maybe not on the sandwiches that. I 922 01:07:35.840 --> 01:07:40.480 don't like mayo on your sandwich. No, first of all, I'm I'm 923 01:07:40.559 --> 01:07:45.679 a black male. I don't like mayo. That's insane, not like a 924 01:07:45.880 --> 01:07:48.000 like mayo and a chicken sandwich. I think mao. I personally, I 925 01:07:48.239 --> 01:07:55.360 think mayo tastes like it's expired. It is there are much better sauces than 926 01:07:55.440 --> 01:08:00.760 Mayo to me, so once I discover it, I don't anything. I 927 01:08:00.800 --> 01:08:02.639 don't know. I just think there's way better sauces, even when you there's 928 01:08:02.679 --> 01:08:05.199 sauces that start off with vinegar and eggs, right, and then they add 929 01:08:05.360 --> 01:08:09.519 extra ship to it. I'm like, this is better than Mayo just by 930 01:08:09.679 --> 01:08:12.840 default. Why would I ever use Mayo when there's things that are better. 931 01:08:13.719 --> 01:08:16.079 I only use Mayo only, I only my only use of Mayo is for 932 01:08:16.119 --> 01:08:18.199 sandwiches. I've never I don't use anything else. I don't know what else 933 01:08:18.199 --> 01:08:24.359 is put on that many sandwiches. I just I for me, it's like 934 01:08:25.600 --> 01:08:28.920 a chicken sandwich, Like there's something about a chicken stead, Like a spicy 935 01:08:29.000 --> 01:08:30.520 chicken sandwich with mail on it. It's just like that's good man Like spicy 936 01:08:31.000 --> 01:08:35.159 spicy Mayo is delicious, dude, get that ship away from me. Is 937 01:08:35.239 --> 01:08:39.960 good. But it's only good in those instances I don't really need. I 938 01:08:40.079 --> 01:08:43.199 also don't necessarily need sauce. That's the thing. I don't need it. 939 01:08:43.880 --> 01:08:49.039 I'm I'm pretty if either it's an extremely small layer. Because there's some there's 940 01:08:49.079 --> 01:08:54.319 some ranches that are actually really fucking good. Because the branches starts with Mayo 941 01:08:54.439 --> 01:08:57.520 and they put ship in it essentially, right, all right, look like 942 01:08:57.800 --> 01:09:00.039 wait, hold on, we're this is making me so hung and I don't 943 01:09:00.039 --> 01:09:03.119 know if I can handle it. So let's get back to the question. 944 01:09:03.920 --> 01:09:08.319 Uh, pussy taste vomited in usingly bad or you have to eat human shit? 945 01:09:09.840 --> 01:09:13.239 I have to say, Look, obviously you're going to run into human 946 01:09:13.319 --> 01:09:18.359 shit more than anything else, and that would be a that would probably be 947 01:09:18.439 --> 01:09:23.199 a problem, probably die everytime shit you have, you would eat your ship. 948 01:09:23.319 --> 01:09:26.039 Is that that's basically what it's Yeah, basically, like that's that's kind 949 01:09:26.079 --> 01:09:28.119 of the divide that I'm getting, right, So, like a human shit 950 01:09:28.199 --> 01:09:31.720 smelling so enticing to you that you compulsively eat it on the daily. So 951 01:09:31.840 --> 01:09:34.600 the way around this, the way around both of these, by the way, 952 01:09:34.800 --> 01:09:40.600 would be to maybe I don't know, get like a gas mask or 953 01:09:40.640 --> 01:09:45.239 something that like blocks like you have to wear in either situation, like during 954 01:09:45.279 --> 01:09:47.079 sex you have to like have a gas mazon so like that that smell doesn't 955 01:09:47.159 --> 01:09:53.439 kill you, or you have to wear a gas mask that like nullifies all 956 01:09:53.560 --> 01:09:58.000 scent while you're shitting so you're not immediately hooked into a transfer you start diving 957 01:09:58.000 --> 01:10:00.520 into the toilet bowl and start eating your own shit. I think I would. 958 01:10:00.880 --> 01:10:02.039 It doesn't work around here. I think I would go with the ladder 959 01:10:02.760 --> 01:10:09.920 because it was terrible. It just seems it just seems more practical to wear 960 01:10:09.960 --> 01:10:14.960 a gas mask while you're shitting than wearing a I agree. I agree, 961 01:10:15.079 --> 01:10:17.439 Yeah, I would. That's exactly kind of where I said. It's like, 962 01:10:17.439 --> 01:10:19.279 all right, well, the gas mask is just part of my routine 963 01:10:19.319 --> 01:10:21.039 now, you know, like I can do that, I can do with 964 01:10:21.079 --> 01:10:23.920 that. I'm not doing anything else in there, and it's kind of cool. 965 01:10:23.920 --> 01:10:28.039 I'm like cycle manage something. It is not that bad, but like 966 01:10:28.159 --> 01:10:33.279 I don't I could not du like a foul smelling No, it's uh, 967 01:10:34.199 --> 01:10:36.680 I really, I'm really mean this from the bottom of my heart. I 968 01:10:36.720 --> 01:10:42.239 wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. I've I used to hang out with 969 01:10:42.319 --> 01:10:44.359 some you know, rough crowds and stuff. You know, it used to 970 01:10:44.359 --> 01:10:47.119 be in the punk any like you. Yeah, that's all I'll say. 971 01:10:47.640 --> 01:10:55.520 I never again. Hashtag never again. You can just not eat pussy, 972 01:10:55.560 --> 01:10:59.960 You'll be fine. I refuse. That's crazy, Like I could if I 973 01:11:00.039 --> 01:11:01.760 didn't have to eat pussy and not get everything without eating hundreds that it's not 974 01:11:01.840 --> 01:11:06.199 pussy. Again, that's crazy. Are you being forced to eat pussy? 975 01:11:06.199 --> 01:11:09.520 Why do you say I don't if I had? What are you saying? 976 01:11:09.800 --> 01:11:13.239 Because because you eat pussy? Obviously because of the fact that you're with your 977 01:11:13.319 --> 01:11:15.840 partner and it makes your partner feel good. That is why you do it. 978 01:11:16.439 --> 01:11:20.199 Obviously you think enjoyment of your skill. I think enjoyment of my skill 979 01:11:20.239 --> 01:11:23.960 in it, because I have no you should eat pussy if you like eating 980 01:11:24.000 --> 01:11:27.359 pussy. It's a simple Yeah, I'm doing it to satisfy my partner because 981 01:11:27.399 --> 01:11:30.560 of the fact that if I'm gonna do you like eating pussy. I don't 982 01:11:30.640 --> 01:11:34.920 hate it because I have to do no pussy. I don't necessarily love it. 983 01:11:35.199 --> 01:11:39.359 I don't hate it, though. I'm like, that's the question, 984 01:11:40.800 --> 01:11:44.399 because that's my genuine answer. I don't let me give you Let me give 985 01:11:44.399 --> 01:11:45.560 you a baseline, let me give you a framework. This is like the 986 01:11:45.640 --> 01:11:50.199 top three activities for me. That's crazy. That's insane. Easily, I'm 987 01:11:50.199 --> 01:11:56.760 not even I'm not even remotely kidding. I mean, top three activities. 988 01:11:57.000 --> 01:12:00.920 That's insane. There's so many better activities there, man, there's people, 989 01:12:00.960 --> 01:12:05.439 there's at least there's at least two there are there are at least doubt at 990 01:12:05.520 --> 01:12:11.039 least five things. It's like, it's it's like a good a good slice 991 01:12:11.039 --> 01:12:16.800 of pizza, a roller coaster, eating pussy. There's very very some days 992 01:12:16.800 --> 01:12:25.319 I don't want there's there's there's fighting disabled children. Eating Eating is something. 993 01:12:25.439 --> 01:12:30.239 Eating is something I have to do. You don't enjoy eating eating good food, 994 01:12:30.520 --> 01:12:33.159 but like sometimes I'm like, sometimes great food isn't necessarily like readily available, 995 01:12:33.199 --> 01:12:34.800 and like I have to eat, so I have to like settle for 996 01:12:34.880 --> 01:12:39.199 something that's like not really what I want, but like it's you know, 997 01:12:39.279 --> 01:12:42.119 it's I don't know. Eating is kind of if I could never eat again, 998 01:12:42.119 --> 01:12:45.680 and I could own if I had an opportunity to just like like refuse 999 01:12:45.800 --> 01:12:48.000 myself the necessity of eating like that, I that I could eliminate that need 1000 01:12:48.079 --> 01:12:50.640 for me, I would absolutely do it because it would mean that the only 1001 01:12:50.720 --> 01:12:54.199 times that I would ever eat would be like the amazing times, you know 1002 01:12:54.279 --> 01:12:56.000 what I mean. It would be like, Oh, I'm at like a 1003 01:12:56.079 --> 01:13:00.159 fucking Michelin Star restaurant and I'm gonna get like the best sak of ever had 1004 01:13:00.239 --> 01:13:01.479 yall eat today? Man? I would definite sleep. I would amos sleep 1005 01:13:01.520 --> 01:13:04.800 for my body entirely. I didn't hurt me absolutely, see, I see, 1006 01:13:04.840 --> 01:13:09.000 I like sleep, but I I hate it. I mean, I 1007 01:13:09.079 --> 01:13:14.840 love how it feels like I enjoy sleeping. I just want to sleep all 1008 01:13:15.039 --> 01:13:17.159 night, but I have to grin up to fucking work. Yeah I know 1009 01:13:17.199 --> 01:13:20.920 what you mean. Yeah, it having to sleep sucks. Yeah, if 1010 01:13:20.960 --> 01:13:24.439 I have to sleep. If i'd have to sleep, I would just learn. 1011 01:13:25.199 --> 01:13:27.560 I would just learn all day. I'd be like, I can just 1012 01:13:27.720 --> 01:13:33.640 keep learning ship and keep doingr fucking gay little nerd nerd. I'd be able 1013 01:13:33.680 --> 01:13:36.079 to be Spanish in like a week. I'd be better. I'd be I'd 1014 01:13:36.119 --> 01:13:40.920 be entirely fooling the Spanish in a week. This is I'm disgusted. Yeah, 1015 01:13:40.960 --> 01:13:44.479 that's crazy, you guys are That's why we have a blog of games. 1016 01:13:44.760 --> 01:13:46.119 Just sitting in your fucking steam and you're like, oh, yeah, 1017 01:13:46.199 --> 01:13:49.880 true, that's true. That's true. But after I'm after I'm done bettering 1018 01:13:49.960 --> 01:13:54.359 myself and I'm an apex version of myself. You know, you know how 1019 01:13:54.479 --> 01:13:57.560 you don't do anything like it'll be like, oh man, it's like three 1020 01:13:57.600 --> 01:13:59.760 a m. I'm doing literally nothing. I'm just gonna go to the gym 1021 01:13:59.800 --> 01:14:02.560 for hours. It's like, yeah, yeah, you would you the amount 1022 01:14:02.560 --> 01:14:05.319 of you would be so productive if you didn't have to sleep in insane So 1023 01:14:05.359 --> 01:14:09.439 that I guess if the question was more accurate to like if you could get 1024 01:14:09.560 --> 01:14:12.439 rid of one thing, then yeah, for sure, but absolutely And then 1025 01:14:12.439 --> 01:14:16.520 I'll go on to my feeling afterwards. But the question things my emotional feelings, 1026 01:14:16.520 --> 01:14:20.560 like like I become a sociopath, I turned. I could do that 1027 01:14:20.640 --> 01:14:27.399 for you. I could just hte you in a really disabled we could we 1028 01:14:27.800 --> 01:14:30.000 we could reable you though, Like we could reable you. Yeah, we 1029 01:14:30.079 --> 01:14:33.800 have the technology. We will bottomize you and then reattach it. The part 1030 01:14:33.840 --> 01:14:39.880 that we could we could we could lobotomize you and the bottomize you. Yeah, 1031 01:14:39.920 --> 01:14:44.279 we figured it out. The idea of brain, we keep it in 1032 01:14:44.399 --> 01:14:51.960 vinegar, keep it in vinegar. We chill it brain. Imagine imagine like 1033 01:14:53.119 --> 01:15:04.199 your synapse is firing in a pickled state and to the gratification chain. Man, 1034 01:15:05.520 --> 01:15:10.560 oh man, all right, what else? What else? But y'all 1035 01:15:10.560 --> 01:15:14.279 get bottomized like as just like as a people, like as a human species. 1036 01:15:14.920 --> 01:15:19.159 Bro just plut everything in level playing field. Watch want that that's a 1037 01:15:19.199 --> 01:15:23.600 good that's a good name. I haven't read the question yet, so this 1038 01:15:23.680 --> 01:15:25.920 might be terrible, but like, I like the name. Fifty dollars patrons 1039 01:15:25.920 --> 01:15:29.920 get to design Sweeney's newest laugh rodent. I love it. I love it. 1040 01:15:30.840 --> 01:15:32.079 I said, hello, Yeah, sign up. He said, Hello, 1041 01:15:32.319 --> 01:15:35.159 that's great. I'll do that. I'll make that as your No, 1042 01:15:35.319 --> 01:15:39.800 that's that's it. How would you get like enough of them that it would 1043 01:15:39.800 --> 01:15:42.239 be really difficult to commit to that? I would do it. I would. 1044 01:15:42.319 --> 01:15:44.800 I would have read I would going on to that. That's just on 1045 01:15:44.960 --> 01:15:46.640 me. I'd do it. I'd be like, yeah, dude, you 1046 01:15:46.680 --> 01:15:50.159 got to send in like a voice message to use that laugh for a day. 1047 01:15:53.840 --> 01:15:56.359 You know what's crazy. I feel like I'm crazy enough that I would 1048 01:15:56.359 --> 01:16:00.000 adapt those laughs and he'd become real laughs of mine. Yeah, probably would 1049 01:16:00.279 --> 01:16:03.640 ship. Yeah, yeah, I already one. That's just him announcing that 1050 01:16:03.720 --> 01:16:11.399 he's laughing. Laugh after Yeah, I am laughing. Chuckle, chuckling, 1051 01:16:11.479 --> 01:16:15.800 glee, a chuckle and glee. All right, Hello, Gus, Frank, 1052 01:16:15.840 --> 01:16:18.199 Jesse Pigman, and Walter Jr. Yeah, who's who? I don't 1053 01:16:18.239 --> 01:16:23.840 know? I guess am I Walter Jr. Because I'm uh uh white one. 1054 01:16:25.199 --> 01:16:30.199 Wait, well, no, because who is it again? I am 1055 01:16:30.279 --> 01:16:34.640 Gus Gus Jesse and Walter. I'm definitely water Jr. On both of those 1056 01:16:34.720 --> 01:16:38.680 things. Yeah, because your head sucking. Half of your head's missing. 1057 01:16:39.720 --> 01:16:44.920 Hey, bro, listener since episode he says, he says, listener, 1058 01:16:44.960 --> 01:16:47.520 since episode zero managed to end my homelessness, but still can't do twenty five 1059 01:16:47.520 --> 01:16:53.960 dollars just yet. Question is what combination of annoyances would make you violent? 1060 01:16:54.079 --> 01:16:57.079 For example, someone who puts pineapple on pizza, also talking with them, 1061 01:16:57.239 --> 01:17:00.399 also talking with their mouthful. Oh, I see, like a compas founding 1062 01:17:00.439 --> 01:17:03.880 pet peeve is what you're asking, like to to infuriating things at once? 1063 01:17:04.319 --> 01:17:12.319 Or someone bad mouthing Keith Keith David while also being female. Women cannot that 1064 01:17:12.479 --> 01:17:19.439 is fair. I cannot talk about Keith David. That would actually hearing that 1065 01:17:19.520 --> 01:17:21.680 out loud. Like as I read it, I thought that's ridiculous, But 1066 01:17:21.760 --> 01:17:25.800 like now I'm imagining the scenario that would really INFERI hold on, I won't 1067 01:17:25.840 --> 01:17:29.800 go that. I will go that far. But in a little caveat is 1068 01:17:29.880 --> 01:17:32.880 that they would have to be like a valley girl. It would have to 1069 01:17:32.920 --> 01:17:36.760 be one of those. Then I would I would snap for sure if Lily 1070 01:17:36.840 --> 01:17:41.479 started talking about Keith David. I would push her to the floor like doctor 1071 01:17:41.600 --> 01:17:46.199 Light does to roll you go. That is the That is the oldest fucking 1072 01:17:46.279 --> 01:17:51.359 gift in my phone. That ship is so funny because it's just him shoving 1073 01:17:51.399 --> 01:17:59.560 her to the floor. Fun is the best time a girl said something stupid. 1074 01:17:59.560 --> 01:18:02.960 I share that gift to them. I wish I could. I miss 1075 01:18:03.039 --> 01:18:05.920 being a kid and being able to do that and it not being like a 1076 01:18:05.960 --> 01:18:10.600 bigger deal than it is. You know, Yeah, like as a kid, 1077 01:18:10.680 --> 01:18:13.039 you can just shove a girl to the flore just being a mean ball. 1078 01:18:13.680 --> 01:18:15.319 Yeah, okay, But now I'm like, if I shove a girl 1079 01:18:15.359 --> 01:18:18.119 to the floor, I'm like an abusive jerk. Well, you're you're gonna 1080 01:18:18.119 --> 01:18:21.000 go to jail. Yeah, they're gonna They're gonna yeah, and then they're 1081 01:18:21.000 --> 01:18:23.960 gonna kill you in jail, and then you're gonna get raped by the devil. 1082 01:18:24.800 --> 01:18:30.840 But so I would say, like my combination, yeah, but I 1083 01:18:30.880 --> 01:18:32.359 don't know my combination. I don't know, like a combination of pepi. 1084 01:18:32.439 --> 01:18:41.039 I would say, man, uh, being black and hosting a podcast. 1085 01:18:41.079 --> 01:18:47.560 I think it's like, really your that's crazy. I don't know. I 1086 01:18:47.600 --> 01:18:50.279 don't know if I have any like, I don't know if I have any 1087 01:18:50.840 --> 01:18:56.399 that is out of pocket that is so fucking that was so clever, that 1088 01:18:56.520 --> 01:18:58.840 was so like. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. 1089 01:18:59.840 --> 01:19:03.680 I don't know if I have any like peeps that necessarily compound to that 1090 01:19:03.880 --> 01:19:09.840 degree. I know something that would I would maybe I will. I'm not 1091 01:19:10.039 --> 01:19:16.720 violent, I'm not, but there's there's limits, right, every I feel 1092 01:19:16.720 --> 01:19:18.840 like everybody has a limit, right, But oh yeah, for sure, 1093 01:19:18.960 --> 01:19:24.039 this is probably I would irrationally make me violent this person, because I don't 1094 01:19:24.279 --> 01:19:28.119 care if someone actually eats pineapple on their pizza. Just get it the fuck 1095 01:19:28.159 --> 01:19:30.680 away from me, right, I just don't. So. Now, if 1096 01:19:30.680 --> 01:19:34.439 somebody does something this asinine where they get half the pizza panapple and half like 1097 01:19:34.520 --> 01:19:40.920 maybe just pepperoni, like and then and then here's the compound they take the 1098 01:19:41.159 --> 01:19:51.479 pepperoni slice they take, you know, I understand this experience so deeply. 1099 01:19:54.720 --> 01:19:58.159 No, that's that's crazy. You fucking ruined half the pizza and you have 1100 01:19:58.279 --> 01:20:03.560 the you have the goal you to fucking just take the old you. I'm 1101 01:20:03.640 --> 01:20:08.079 just getting mad thinking about that ship, and we're like, how fucking dare 1102 01:20:08.199 --> 01:20:12.960 you, dude, it's so personal too, because it's not a closed system. 1103 01:20:13.319 --> 01:20:16.439 It's not like half of the pizza is just uh, you know, 1104 01:20:16.600 --> 01:20:21.159 pineapple and then half of it is just pepperoni. Like that's a singular unit. 1105 01:20:21.560 --> 01:20:26.960 Like if you've made half of the pizza pineapple, that pineapple has in 1106 01:20:27.119 --> 01:20:30.560 some way, whether you like it or not, affected the pepperoni half anyway. 1107 01:20:30.600 --> 01:20:33.640 Like there's oils and all sorts of shit that get released and like drip 1108 01:20:33.680 --> 01:20:41.520 and and and soak. Like you can't just make two individualized pizzas. It's 1109 01:20:41.600 --> 01:20:45.000 not real. That's why. Like even if you get like half half plane 1110 01:20:45.000 --> 01:20:48.520 half pepperoni, like it's going to be a really greasy plane. Like the 1111 01:20:48.560 --> 01:20:54.520 plane half is going to be way more greasy. Yeah, so you've I 1112 01:20:54.560 --> 01:20:57.600 don't know, man, that's that is a yeah, that's that's rough, 1113 01:20:58.159 --> 01:21:00.760 especially if if they wanted to fuck side and then they're just like actually never 1114 01:21:00.840 --> 01:21:05.319 mind. Yes, this is so crazy to because that shit could not even 1115 01:21:05.359 --> 01:21:08.920 close them. That's not even close to bothersome For me, I'm like, 1116 01:21:09.000 --> 01:21:14.600 yeah, whatever, I've left places, I've left parties for this, like 1117 01:21:14.800 --> 01:21:18.600 just so on two separate occasions, I remember being like really hungry at a 1118 01:21:18.680 --> 01:21:25.039 party and then like they got like these absurd combinations. And then what really 1119 01:21:25.039 --> 01:21:27.920 pissed me off was the I guess they assumed that most people would be into 1120 01:21:27.960 --> 01:21:30.640 like all sorts of things, so they just got everything under the fucking sun. 1121 01:21:30.800 --> 01:21:32.359 They got like pepperone, they got pepperoni, they got plane, they 1122 01:21:32.439 --> 01:21:36.479 got you know, pineapple, and it was all halves right, and then 1123 01:21:38.279 --> 01:21:42.880 everybody zoomed for all the parts that weren't the specialties, So all the planes, 1124 01:21:42.960 --> 01:21:45.279 all the Pepperonis were gone, and all that was left was the fucking 1125 01:21:45.720 --> 01:21:48.399 you know, all these like overloaded salad, and I'm just like and I 1126 01:21:48.479 --> 01:21:53.960 remember being like I'm hungry, and I'm like, yo, why do you 1127 01:21:54.000 --> 01:21:57.520 get a salad? Pizza? Dude? Dude, I remember being dude. 1128 01:21:57.560 --> 01:21:59.800 I remember being so hungry and I was just looking. I was just like 1129 01:22:00.000 --> 01:22:03.000 I'm going, I'm going. And then I went out on the street and 1130 01:22:03.079 --> 01:22:06.479 I got like a burrito from like a from a place, and I just 1131 01:22:06.520 --> 01:22:10.000 went home like I was just like I'm not eating this fucking shit. And 1132 01:22:10.079 --> 01:22:12.479 it wasn't even like a respectable like oh okay, like yeah, like maybe 1133 01:22:12.479 --> 01:22:16.600 like meat Lovers or like a Supreme. It was like these obnoxious combinations. 1134 01:22:16.680 --> 01:22:23.520 Yeah, those people should be it. It's one of those things. I 1135 01:22:23.680 --> 01:22:29.199 feel like it sounds funny to say, but that would make me more angry 1136 01:22:29.319 --> 01:22:33.680 than say that person just open, like opening up a box of pizza and 1137 01:22:33.760 --> 01:22:36.359 just start spitting in them or something, because I'd be like, what the 1138 01:22:36.399 --> 01:22:40.000 fuck are you doing? But I would probably laugh at how that is. 1139 01:22:40.520 --> 01:22:42.600 Yeah, That's what I'm saying. I'd probably laughed how insane that is. 1140 01:22:42.680 --> 01:22:46.840 But then I would I I would rather I would rather you simply molested me, 1141 01:22:47.399 --> 01:22:51.359 quite frankly, like I would rather you drugged me and just completely molested 1142 01:22:51.399 --> 01:22:55.359 me, Yeah, and left me a little bit scarred. Then then did 1143 01:22:55.600 --> 01:22:59.760 then did this fin? You guys have such you guys are so bothered, 1144 01:23:00.199 --> 01:23:03.079 such bothered people because that shit couldn't even attempt that. It's not even close, 1145 01:23:04.600 --> 01:23:08.800 right, we can just fall asleep in the middle of everybody eating the 1146 01:23:08.800 --> 01:23:12.199 pizza, and then I wouldn't be bothered. We got like, oh we're 1147 01:23:12.239 --> 01:23:15.319 done here, and I'd leave. You guys are sucking. They're shaking and 1148 01:23:15.439 --> 01:23:30.159 crying and anger to be like, hey, I'm all right, Look I'm 1149 01:23:30.199 --> 01:23:33.079 not sitting there seething and vibrating. I'm just like Okay, you're crying. 1150 01:23:33.119 --> 01:23:38.079 You're crying and shaking. You're crying and shaking and about to piss yourself. 1151 01:23:39.279 --> 01:23:41.720 I just don't know why. I just don't know why. I just don't 1152 01:23:41.760 --> 01:23:46.760 know why we pretend like pepperonium plane aren't like the ideal slices. I mean, 1153 01:23:46.840 --> 01:23:50.279 you are you well, listen, listen, listen? Okay, you 1154 01:23:50.359 --> 01:23:53.880 go for if you're if you're, if you're at a place, right, 1155 01:23:54.159 --> 01:23:56.760 Let's say, like, oh, I'm having to get together, right, 1156 01:23:57.880 --> 01:24:02.000 optimal paces to buy by pep pizza? You buy a plain pizza optimal Right. 1157 01:24:02.560 --> 01:24:06.279 There are specialty slices that are delicious in their own right, they exist, 1158 01:24:06.439 --> 01:24:10.880 right, sure, But if you're having a get together, you're an 1159 01:24:10.960 --> 01:24:14.199 idiot if you buy anything other than pepperon unless you know your friends. I 1160 01:24:14.279 --> 01:24:15.960 I know my friends. Right. If I get Buffalo chicken on pizza, 1161 01:24:16.000 --> 01:24:18.279 right, some Buffalo chicken pizza, I know my homies will come by. 1162 01:24:18.319 --> 01:24:20.800 I no love it because we love buffalochicken pizza. We like it. That's 1163 01:24:20.840 --> 01:24:24.800 not that we all grew up eating. But let's say if I'm throwing its 1164 01:24:24.800 --> 01:24:29.199 together, then you get like fucking vegetarian pizza and then supreme and in Hawaiian 1165 01:24:30.439 --> 01:24:32.479 you're you're an ass. You're a jackass. You should be should that for 1166 01:24:32.520 --> 01:24:39.800 yourself behind the rule savagely, the rule should be for any get together. 1167 01:24:40.039 --> 01:24:44.359 And I mean this of any size, that you start with a plane in 1168 01:24:44.359 --> 01:24:47.600 pepperoni, pepperoni. There a full pie, full plane, full pepperoni, 1169 01:24:47.680 --> 01:24:49.800 regardless of how many because like, if you have more people, then you 1170 01:24:49.840 --> 01:24:51.960 can start adding weird shit. Then you can be like, all right, 1171 01:24:53.039 --> 01:24:56.239 the third the third pie, Okay, fine, the third pie can be 1172 01:24:57.119 --> 01:24:59.640 I don't know, fucking half supreme, half beat lovers, fucking whatever you 1173 01:24:59.720 --> 01:25:03.680 want. But like you're being, but you need that base when you're throwing 1174 01:25:03.720 --> 01:25:05.760 up party inside. Whenever you throw a priate. That's how I do right 1175 01:25:05.800 --> 01:25:09.960 things right. Whenever I throw a party, I get two pieces for people. 1176 01:25:09.960 --> 01:25:12.239 I get two things for people. Right. People are gonna come buy, 1177 01:25:12.239 --> 01:25:15.079 They're gonna get two things. I get too bland shit for them to 1178 01:25:15.159 --> 01:25:17.840 do things, and then I'm getting one thing that I like. People want 1179 01:25:17.840 --> 01:25:19.640 some of the things I like, I'm fine, cause I'm not gonna finish 1180 01:25:19.720 --> 01:25:24.800 that by myself, but I'm making sure I'm getting my two things. Able 1181 01:25:24.840 --> 01:25:28.600 to shut the fuck up and won't complain about me having listen, my pet 1182 01:25:28.640 --> 01:25:30.920 peeve. My pet peeve is somebody buying me food and they complain to my 1183 01:25:30.960 --> 01:25:34.199 face about it. That's one of my pet beeves. The other one would 1184 01:25:34.239 --> 01:25:38.319 be someone standing behind me and complaining about something I bought for them eat. 1185 01:25:38.680 --> 01:25:41.560 That'd be my second. That would that would lead me to violence, because 1186 01:25:41.560 --> 01:25:45.159 I can't say people standing behind me right now, people being next to me 1187 01:25:45.239 --> 01:25:46.960 in general, I don't like it. Don't fucking come near me. It's 1188 01:25:47.000 --> 01:25:56.079 so the idea of hosting is just is genericism and always whether it drinks, 1189 01:25:56.479 --> 01:25:59.720 whether it's you just get the generic shit and usually say, I've been to 1190 01:25:59.760 --> 01:26:02.520 so many fucking parties that you already know generic sh it's gonna be there. 1191 01:26:02.560 --> 01:26:06.520 So sometimes if you wanted to drink something specific, you would bring it yourself. 1192 01:26:06.680 --> 01:26:11.760 You bring it exactly, Yeah, like pretty simple like chicken, you 1193 01:26:11.840 --> 01:26:15.000 bring your chicken, get boneless and uh non boneless, like just that's it, 1194 01:26:15.279 --> 01:26:18.159 because there's something, you know, there's something. Some people that with 1195 01:26:18.199 --> 01:26:20.760 that ship. If you if you don't like bone chicken, you're a fucking 1196 01:26:20.920 --> 01:26:29.119 slow moe, idiot punk bitch. I know people that are like, I'm 1197 01:26:29.159 --> 01:26:30.800 afraid it's gross to eating with bone in it. And I'm like, you 1198 01:26:30.880 --> 01:26:35.079 should be, really, you should be. You're accommodating to the people that 1199 01:26:35.199 --> 01:26:39.680 are like vegetarian or just having like a you know, plain pizza whatnot. 1200 01:26:40.000 --> 01:26:43.039 But someone who's like, oh, I'd rather not have this in there where 1201 01:26:43.039 --> 01:26:45.399 it has like all the veins and all this stuff like that, I just 1202 01:26:45.479 --> 01:26:47.079 want I just I just I just want to just maybe a little piece of 1203 01:26:47.159 --> 01:26:53.880 slice of breast. And you're like, fuck you, matter of fact, 1204 01:26:53.920 --> 01:26:56.520 eat it. Someone that's not my fucking home, bitch. Get the fuck 1205 01:26:56.600 --> 01:27:00.439 out of here. It's so aggressive. Damn now you were calling us. 1206 01:27:00.920 --> 01:27:06.760 You were called damn bitch. I'm so I hate I hate that people say 1207 01:27:06.800 --> 01:27:13.520 that. Shit make me so fucking irrationally mad. Why because like, not 1208 01:27:14.079 --> 01:27:16.880 so what that means your dumb ass grew up eating chicken nuggets? Only did 1209 01:27:16.960 --> 01:27:24.239 you only eat chicken nuggets? Are you fucking slow? Regular chicken chicken off 1210 01:27:24.279 --> 01:27:27.760 the bone? I think, really, you know you have to do bother 1211 01:27:27.960 --> 01:27:32.439 some people. I've actually you have bones to don't you know you have bones. 1212 01:27:32.920 --> 01:27:35.479 I love the idea of somebody being like I don't like I don't like 1213 01:27:35.600 --> 01:27:43.880 bone and chicken it's like, don't you know you have bones? That is 1214 01:27:43.960 --> 01:27:49.680 such a wild argument that so fucking I will allow it because it's so irrational 1215 01:27:49.760 --> 01:27:55.279 and so intolerant, and I'm just like, fair enough. My problem is 1216 01:27:55.359 --> 01:27:57.479 this, right, I'm not an angry person. When I get angry, 1217 01:27:57.520 --> 01:28:02.439 I burn really bright, really like the dumbest fucking bullshit. We're like, 1218 01:28:02.600 --> 01:28:08.560 we're talking about somebody being so fucking insensitive to like fuck up a pizza like 1219 01:28:08.600 --> 01:28:10.479 half a pizza ship. And you're like, oh, that's crazy that you 1220 01:28:10.520 --> 01:28:13.520 would even be bothered bout it. Some motherfuckers like, hey, I prefer 1221 01:28:13.600 --> 01:28:17.800 to not have bones in my food. And then you're like seething, why 1222 01:28:17.880 --> 01:28:21.359 the fuck? Why the fuck you want? Like why, Like I understand, 1223 01:28:21.359 --> 01:28:25.560 I under look, like it's actually easy, you have impact. In 1224 01:28:25.640 --> 01:28:27.960 fact, actually you know what, fuck the chicken. I want just the 1225 01:28:28.000 --> 01:28:31.399 bones. Actually I only want the bones marrow kind of mood. I'm not 1226 01:28:31.560 --> 01:28:35.680 I'm trying to make jello. It's it's I don't know. I think it's 1227 01:28:35.720 --> 01:28:40.840 actually a pretty easy argument. Like I mean, like I actually prefer I 1228 01:28:40.960 --> 01:28:46.239 prefer uh, non bone stuff for two reasons. Stupid ass, you know 1229 01:28:46.239 --> 01:28:48.239 what, that's your preference and you're welcome. I mean, let's go, 1230 01:28:48.560 --> 01:28:51.439 let's go. I'll fucking I'll fight you. I like anything with bones because 1231 01:28:51.439 --> 01:28:54.800 I get to eat the bones like that. Like if you see my thing 1232 01:28:54.880 --> 01:28:57.039 is, I'm like the eat the bones. Nigga get to get the marrow. 1233 01:28:57.520 --> 01:29:00.600 My thing. I like knowing that this thing I'm eating was alive and 1234 01:29:00.760 --> 01:29:05.079 walking around. That's why I like having bones. I like knowing because the 1235 01:29:05.119 --> 01:29:08.880 honey, because that can just be fucking fake meat you're eating with that fucking 1236 01:29:08.960 --> 01:29:12.520 chicken tandies and ship this thing that has a bone. I knew this motherfucker 1237 01:29:12.680 --> 01:29:15.439 was alive, and I'm sucking all the fun. You think, do you 1238 01:29:15.479 --> 01:29:18.159 think they'll ever make like vegan chicken. Do you think they'll ever make like 1239 01:29:18.239 --> 01:29:25.000 vegan chicken with like fake bones? That would be so fucking redundant. That 1240 01:29:25.039 --> 01:29:30.880 would be like the antithesis of the reason for doing it. There. It's 1241 01:29:30.920 --> 01:29:44.159 like just to give the full the so gross a wafer you do. I 1242 01:29:44.199 --> 01:29:46.840 don't know. I hate the fucking boneless crowd man. Like I was then 1243 01:29:46.960 --> 01:29:50.199 preferring it. I understand preferring it, but like I don't eat it with 1244 01:29:50.279 --> 01:29:56.000 a bone. It's like you mother, you weak? Why I don't say 1245 01:29:56.159 --> 01:30:00.000 your prey. It is weird to find it gross. I don't understand. 1246 01:30:00.039 --> 01:30:03.039 And that's like there's a lot of say, there's a lot of people that 1247 01:30:03.840 --> 01:30:08.920 the like say, there's people that like, I feel like us here, 1248 01:30:09.279 --> 01:30:15.600 we wouldn't be comfortable slaughtering our own food, getting it, de gutting it, 1249 01:30:15.880 --> 01:30:18.800 you know, prepping it like from scratch, like I don't know, 1250 01:30:19.000 --> 01:30:20.960 for a chicken, For a chicken, I could do so, You'll like, 1251 01:30:21.079 --> 01:30:25.079 you'll cut it, You'll cut the chicken's head off, You'll do I 1252 01:30:25.159 --> 01:30:28.800 will I do ship to that chicken. That would get me canceled, probably 1253 01:30:28.960 --> 01:30:31.720 like I would kick it in the stomach. I would place my foot on 1254 01:30:31.800 --> 01:30:35.199 the chicken's head and then I would kick it in its body till it died. 1255 01:30:35.199 --> 01:30:45.239 And then I'm going on, it's so crazy. I wouldn't kicking it. 1256 01:30:45.479 --> 01:30:56.199 Shout out to vegan listeners right now, Sorry the chickens that cute. 1257 01:30:57.199 --> 01:30:59.039 You know. I for a chicken, I could do it. I think 1258 01:30:59.079 --> 01:31:00.880 for a bigger animal, i'd have hard of time, like a cow and 1259 01:31:00.960 --> 01:31:02.399 a pig, like I would have a hard I guess even that, like 1260 01:31:02.520 --> 01:31:05.880 even but the idea of I would drop a heavy rock on the pig's head. 1261 01:31:05.960 --> 01:31:11.119 The idea is with with the bones and everything, it's reminiscent of the 1262 01:31:12.760 --> 01:31:18.199 it's reminiscent of the horrible the meat industry, that you can kind of separate 1263 01:31:18.319 --> 01:31:21.039 yourself more from it, even though you know you're still contributing to it. 1264 01:31:21.479 --> 01:31:24.840 You just kind of separate yourself more from it. And that's kind of all 1265 01:31:24.920 --> 01:31:28.880 we do is humans. We're trying to separate ourselves from all of the atrocities 1266 01:31:28.920 --> 01:31:32.159 in the world. So that's kind of like another There's some there's something about 1267 01:31:32.159 --> 01:31:35.560 the bone. There's something about the there is something, uh, there's something 1268 01:31:35.600 --> 01:31:39.399 about the bone though. There's something about the bone though that I don't know 1269 01:31:39.439 --> 01:31:42.399 it like like like ribs on off the bone, you know, like there's 1270 01:31:42.399 --> 01:31:45.560 something just the experience of eating something with a bone, like I I like 1271 01:31:45.640 --> 01:31:48.600 it. It's it's I don't know if it's like a ape brain thing or 1272 01:31:48.640 --> 01:31:56.199 what something the more sound or sleep brouing love it, bro I love sleeping 1273 01:31:56.279 --> 01:32:03.880 Now, I such a can cycle. I'm rouled up because of that bone 1274 01:32:03.920 --> 01:32:10.720 ship. Dude, I'm awake now all right, let's uh, let's move 1275 01:32:10.760 --> 01:32:15.119 on. It's of some we gotta get some more questions, Let's go capricious. 1276 01:32:15.239 --> 01:32:18.279 Simp wrote in This is Greeting's Minority Report, I've been made aware of 1277 01:32:18.319 --> 01:32:21.119 a hot sun a Miku and set it off collab from a while ago, 1278 01:32:21.399 --> 01:32:24.960 and I was struck by how out of a combo it was. What is 1279 01:32:24.960 --> 01:32:29.640 the weirdest collab music or anything really you've seen, or what is the collab 1280 01:32:29.680 --> 01:32:31.359 that you desperately want to be real? Stay glazed. I don't even know 1281 01:32:31.359 --> 01:32:38.079 what the fuck they're talking about that lesbian movie from like the nineties, So 1282 01:32:38.199 --> 01:32:42.840 I don't know, but I know, I know, I know how sun 1283 01:32:42.880 --> 01:32:45.720 Amiko enough to know that it's anime mixed with something that probably is very not 1284 01:32:45.920 --> 01:32:49.279 anime at all. So like, I the thing that came to mind immediately 1285 01:32:49.279 --> 01:32:54.039 when I read this was when Lincoln Park did that thing with jay Z. 1286 01:32:54.960 --> 01:33:00.279 That was that was cool, But I remember being like, yeah, like 1287 01:33:00.840 --> 01:33:03.079 at the time, I was really caught off guard by that. Yeah. 1288 01:33:05.760 --> 01:33:10.800 The whole time is that he was a hip hop fan. There's the reason 1289 01:33:10.840 --> 01:33:13.880 why that was like, wasn't the wildest thing to me, because he would 1290 01:33:13.880 --> 01:33:15.680 be at hip hop shows conflict, that's like on m t V. He's 1291 01:33:15.720 --> 01:33:18.880 like Chester Ben. It spotted at this rap show, and it's just like, 1292 01:33:19.399 --> 01:33:21.800 people are like, that's weird. He likes rap, and it's like, 1293 01:33:21.840 --> 01:33:26.319 well, yeah, probably he's of that proper age to really enjoy rap 1294 01:33:26.399 --> 01:33:30.720 music. Yeah, I don't know that's someone that came to mind immediately. 1295 01:33:30.760 --> 01:33:32.479 I'm sure there are other ones. But you know, we need we know, 1296 01:33:32.560 --> 01:33:35.319 we need we need a we need a fucking we need a ku Klutz 1297 01:33:35.359 --> 01:33:42.000 clan isis collab bro, that'd be fire. Yeah, yeah, it's even 1298 01:33:42.039 --> 01:33:48.239 a thing anymore. They're laying low, They're laying low. There's they're like, 1299 01:33:48.359 --> 01:33:54.239 they're they're they they they're they're they're they're apex right now, you know, 1300 01:33:54.319 --> 01:33:56.520 and you know your enemies like Down and the Guy Company, He's like, 1301 01:33:56.520 --> 01:34:00.600 I got you, don't worry. I'll take the fight to the battle. 1302 01:34:00.680 --> 01:34:08.520 I'll do the rest. It's like, fucking, uh fucking wait, 1303 01:34:08.680 --> 01:34:11.359 never mind, that didn't happen. That was that was my revision's history of 1304 01:34:11.479 --> 01:34:15.840 I was thinking of Luke Skywalker shows up to rescue uh them people and force 1305 01:34:15.920 --> 01:34:21.600 awakened. I just like, I just wreckcon that ship in my head here. 1306 01:34:21.880 --> 01:34:28.600 Yeah, you know, and you believed it was Luke shows up to 1307 01:34:28.680 --> 01:34:32.840 save them which which should have happened, but Luke Walker showed up as a 1308 01:34:32.880 --> 01:34:44.000 fucking vision Bro vision Bro rememb everybody was tripping Skywalker. I don't know, 1309 01:34:44.359 --> 01:34:49.399 man, I definitely want to. I want to sneak a collab with I 1310 01:34:49.520 --> 01:34:53.600 want to D and D. What you call it? Jordan'sninga collab? I 1311 01:34:53.800 --> 01:34:58.520 like that d D? What a D and D? Jordan's siga collab? 1312 01:34:59.399 --> 01:35:02.159 Did you see Sam and Frodo playing D and D? I'm sell k three? 1313 01:35:02.680 --> 01:35:06.039 Yeah of course? Oh yeah, what is coolest? Fu Bro? 1314 01:35:06.119 --> 01:35:10.479 I've also was a cool dude. Yeah, but Sewan Assen's a cunt? 1315 01:35:11.319 --> 01:35:15.359 Is he? Yeah? He's not. I didn't know. I don't know. 1316 01:35:15.439 --> 01:35:16.800 I'm being I'm being I'm being mean because he blocked me on Twitter, 1317 01:35:16.840 --> 01:35:21.640 and I still don't really you flamed him so many times? What? Wait? 1318 01:35:21.640 --> 01:35:24.720 Wait wait you said you know? Wait is this true? Wait wait 1319 01:35:24.720 --> 01:35:27.239 wait wait wait this is true? But let me let me see if it's 1320 01:35:27.239 --> 01:35:31.680 still true. Why? I don't know. I had a joke a lot 1321 01:35:31.760 --> 01:35:34.880 of times. No, No, that was a joke. That was just 1322 01:35:34.960 --> 01:35:41.000 a joke that wasn't like real. That's awesome. Sean Aston the fuck sammy 1323 01:35:41.159 --> 01:35:45.319 bitch. Yeah, you're blocked Sean Aston. You can't follow or see Sean 1324 01:35:45.319 --> 01:35:47.840 aston spot. It is awesome. Now, Now do you think it was 1325 01:35:48.479 --> 01:35:50.560 he went out of his way to do it or it was a block list? 1326 01:35:51.119 --> 01:35:53.520 I think it was a block list. I don't think it was. 1327 01:35:53.680 --> 01:35:56.039 Like the joke that I was running with for a while is because I made 1328 01:35:56.039 --> 01:35:59.520 fun of him and stranger things and I laughed at him for dying. That's 1329 01:35:59.680 --> 01:36:01.920 right, right, but like that's but that's not real. Like I did 1330 01:36:01.960 --> 01:36:04.199 that inter personally. I never I think I tweeted about it once, but 1331 01:36:04.199 --> 01:36:08.279 I didn't tag him so that and also that's a weird thing for like any 1332 01:36:08.359 --> 01:36:10.920 actor that I doubt he's that sensitive. But like, I think it was 1333 01:36:10.920 --> 01:36:15.039 probably like a blocklist or like a you know, just something that he signed 1334 01:36:15.119 --> 01:36:17.399 up for that he didn't realize. He didn't realize that he was alienating himself 1335 01:36:17.439 --> 01:36:20.600 from the best friend he could have had. But you know that's that's his 1336 01:36:20.840 --> 01:36:26.840 his fucking loss. You know, well he makes a match put in this 1337 01:36:26.840 --> 01:36:34.239 stu ass motherfucker anyway, status saddest saddest substance parentheses. It has not come 1338 01:36:34.359 --> 01:36:42.239 rodin Hey piss Smedrick and Chris Brown's strongest show soldier. Remember that when you 1339 01:36:42.279 --> 01:36:45.119 went for went to bad for Chris Brown. I think you know he just 1340 01:36:45.159 --> 01:36:47.800 made a mistake. I remember that when you remember that how you defended everything. 1341 01:36:48.079 --> 01:36:54.159 I hope you're all doing well playing the tape. Sometimes you got to 1342 01:36:54.239 --> 01:36:57.800 hit a bit, you know. I hope you're all doing well. You've 1343 01:36:57.800 --> 01:37:00.039 been granted an audience with a ghost of your chew. You got to ask 1344 01:37:00.119 --> 01:37:03.600 them two questions, who do you summon? And what do you ask? 1345 01:37:04.159 --> 01:37:08.000 Their ghost permanently dies forever after this, by the way, so they can't 1346 01:37:08.359 --> 01:37:10.520 they so that I guess they just can't be revived of this. Thanks for 1347 01:37:10.560 --> 01:37:14.640 the show, Fellaws. It feels good in my ear. Snails. Oh, 1348 01:37:14.680 --> 01:37:15.199 I don't like that you brought that up. I hate that. I 1349 01:37:15.239 --> 01:37:21.079 hate thinking about those things that the littlest like circles or sparrows, just like 1350 01:37:21.159 --> 01:37:25.000 the thing in your ear that looks like a snail that just like fibrates around 1351 01:37:25.039 --> 01:37:28.399 and it's all. I don't know. I don't like being very aware of 1352 01:37:28.479 --> 01:37:32.359 the components that make me up as a as a as a as like a 1353 01:37:32.520 --> 01:37:36.319 living preacher, like even just being aware of the fact that our bones are 1354 01:37:36.319 --> 01:37:40.720 at the center of us is like kind of I don't know, it's upsetting 1355 01:37:41.000 --> 01:37:43.920 to think about it. Anyway, if we could bring it so we've been 1356 01:37:43.960 --> 01:37:45.840 granted audience with the ghost. We could chose any dead person I guess bring 1357 01:37:45.880 --> 01:37:48.279 it back to life. We get them too, We get two questions and 1358 01:37:48.359 --> 01:37:51.680 then they're dead forever. Who are we willing to kill forever? Basically for 1359 01:37:51.720 --> 01:37:56.039 our own to satiate our own curiosity. So obviously there's like the real answer. 1360 01:37:56.119 --> 01:37:59.640 I'm like, oh my mom, but like nah, Cameron voice, 1361 01:38:00.560 --> 01:38:08.640 I want to do that fun so like uh who mm hmmm, I have 1362 01:38:08.720 --> 01:38:11.920 a great one. I have, I have one, at least I have 1363 01:38:12.039 --> 01:38:15.119 one I would get. I would get Lance Redick, and I would ask 1364 01:38:15.199 --> 01:38:18.920 him to record a cool ring tone for me or like a like a voicemail, 1365 01:38:20.479 --> 01:38:27.279 and that's it. I don't even need a second question. Would resurrect 1366 01:38:27.680 --> 01:38:32.479 Jason David Frank the Green slash White Ranger and ask him if he'd be cool 1367 01:38:32.960 --> 01:38:42.399 if I can pipe his daughter that's crazy at peace, like at permanent peace 1368 01:38:42.439 --> 01:38:46.039 and then being pulled out of it just so some fucking nerd? Can can 1369 01:38:46.079 --> 01:38:48.760 I ask you? Like, hey, bro, can I pipe your daughter? 1370 01:38:51.479 --> 01:38:56.239 Yeah? She's pretty attractive, she's pretty attractive. But then what happens? 1371 01:38:56.279 --> 01:38:59.800 What happens if he says no? And then you're like, then they 1372 01:38:59.840 --> 01:39:05.399 got two questions. I ask again, that's I would at first bring back 1373 01:39:05.439 --> 01:39:15.880 I'd bring back answer wisely, Jason, David please, that's his second question 1374 01:39:16.000 --> 01:39:20.359 is please please? All right? Man? That he just dies, I'd 1375 01:39:20.399 --> 01:39:25.479 be like, I'd bring back Jesus. I'd be like, yo, were 1376 01:39:25.520 --> 01:39:33.159 you really like, were you really that lit? Like? He would be 1377 01:39:33.319 --> 01:39:39.720 like, he'd be like, what A And I'd be like, were you 1378 01:39:39.800 --> 01:39:45.359 really like were you like you know, like, were you like this so 1379 01:39:45.920 --> 01:39:49.760 wildly ignorant? I would be curious about that too, like I think I 1380 01:39:49.800 --> 01:39:53.880 would. Jesus is a good answer. That would be like, because then 1381 01:39:53.880 --> 01:39:57.239 you can see, you know, if they're actually his, like like an 1382 01:39:57.279 --> 01:40:01.319 actual Jesus existed, and see what the he actually look like and not this 1383 01:40:01.680 --> 01:40:10.560 Spanish ass fucking version of him is Crystal, Hey, you what you no 1384 01:40:10.680 --> 01:40:14.720 see? What what happened is you would resurrect a guy actually named Jesus crist 1385 01:40:15.239 --> 01:40:18.720 or whatever, and it would not be the actual guy that they're referring to, 1386 01:40:18.920 --> 01:40:23.319 because whatever his real name is, we need to find out that well 1387 01:40:23.359 --> 01:40:27.439 if you if you could theoretically just sort of bypass that, and it's a 1388 01:40:27.439 --> 01:40:30.880 pretty magic and I want no real Jesus knows I want the I like it. 1389 01:40:30.960 --> 01:40:35.079 I like it. Yeah, I want Jewish Nigga from Bethelhem that was 1390 01:40:35.199 --> 01:40:41.720 born because his mom fucked the wind. I want. I want. I 1391 01:40:41.800 --> 01:40:45.359 want Jesus Christ from from you know, the basis of Christianity. I want 1392 01:40:45.359 --> 01:40:47.399 to see him. I want to see him and I want to ask him, 1393 01:40:48.079 --> 01:40:53.680 uh, just anything really? Uh. His reaction, I think would 1394 01:40:53.680 --> 01:40:55.560 say a lot, because if he's freaked out by the fact that he's alive 1395 01:40:55.560 --> 01:40:57.279 again, then you know a lot, and then you're you're ready off to 1396 01:40:57.319 --> 01:41:00.960 a good start, you know, and then you're already up to a pretty 1397 01:41:00.960 --> 01:41:02.960 good starts. Another one i'd ask you should be familiar with this. I 1398 01:41:03.000 --> 01:41:05.319 would ask Hyler, like, Yo, why are you tripping so hard? 1399 01:41:05.399 --> 01:41:12.279 Bro's why were you wallin so hard? Like dude, like, did you 1400 01:41:12.560 --> 01:41:17.640 believe read my book? I would want to ask find book? See. 1401 01:41:17.680 --> 01:41:23.119 I would bring back see. I would actually, now that you brought up 1402 01:41:23.159 --> 01:41:26.239 Hitler, I think I would bring back And I don't know if they're dead 1403 01:41:26.279 --> 01:41:30.920 for sure, but like I would I would bring back the the the the 1404 01:41:30.079 --> 01:41:35.039 people who turned him away from art school and ask that definitely dead Chris, 1405 01:41:35.560 --> 01:41:40.800 Well, I mean Chris, they're definitely we're the ninety nine percent. Sure, 1406 01:41:40.960 --> 01:41:43.479 Yeah, how would they be allowed? I don't know. Maybe they 1407 01:41:43.640 --> 01:41:48.000 fell in ice, dude, they'd still be dead. They still be dead. 1408 01:41:51.199 --> 01:41:53.720 No, but I would bring them back and I would be like, 1409 01:41:54.720 --> 01:41:58.840 what was it? Like I saw the paintings, like they're fine, Like 1410 01:41:58.920 --> 01:42:01.880 they're completely like, why did you do that? Do you really? Like? 1411 01:42:01.960 --> 01:42:04.880 I think I would. I think I was one of the want to 1412 01:42:05.199 --> 01:42:09.920 that I'm not necessarily blaming them, and there's no blame necessarily, but I 1413 01:42:10.000 --> 01:42:13.199 am saying I am going to tell them. I want them to know. 1414 01:42:14.359 --> 01:42:21.439 I do want them to know that their stinginess kind of you know, kind 1415 01:42:21.479 --> 01:42:29.159 of led to the extermination of millions of Jews. That's altered. That's not 1416 01:42:29.359 --> 01:42:36.359 it's not there. There's so many other people to blame instead that the Kings, 1417 01:42:36.560 --> 01:42:42.239 but kings, that's not not no but kingson It's it's not not their 1418 01:42:42.319 --> 01:42:45.239 fault. You know what, you guys? Did you know what you all 1419 01:42:45.279 --> 01:42:49.199 did? You guys, not America and France and everybody taxing Germany to the 1420 01:42:49.279 --> 01:42:53.399 point that they almost fell apart. No, no, no, you you 1421 01:42:53.680 --> 01:42:57.760 did that. Yeah, but Hitler was the Hitler was the ideological framework for 1422 01:42:58.039 --> 01:43:00.159 for the type of atrocity that had. Like I'm sure like a war would 1423 01:43:00.159 --> 01:43:03.239 have happened still, but like I don't know if you would have had fucking 1424 01:43:03.399 --> 01:43:08.960 concentration camps without Hitler. Like I don't think your man, you did this 1425 01:43:09.359 --> 01:43:12.640 like you did that because you just looked at this painting and just arbitrarily decided 1426 01:43:12.640 --> 01:43:15.800 it wasn't good enough. It's like why he clearly can draw, he clearly 1427 01:43:15.880 --> 01:43:24.039 can paint. Kitler his girls, you know, like not it was just 1428 01:43:24.600 --> 01:43:28.399 man. Can you imagine if that was really the reason, Like if if 1429 01:43:28.479 --> 01:43:30.840 like Hitler fucked their daughter or like their wife or something, or their ex 1430 01:43:30.920 --> 01:43:33.279 girlfriend or something, and then there's like listen, he can paint, but 1431 01:43:33.359 --> 01:43:38.640 like he's not allowed here. Imagine the Holocaust was purely, purely because of 1432 01:43:38.680 --> 01:43:43.880 a woman. You could probably honestly if you probably look back from who probably 1433 01:43:43.880 --> 01:43:45.600 finds it is I feel like every problem is a woman's fault if you like 1434 01:43:45.720 --> 01:43:49.159 really dig into it. But let's not, like, let's not, let's 1435 01:43:49.159 --> 01:43:55.239 not, because is gonna take that up, but I feel like I'm not 1436 01:43:55.399 --> 01:44:01.159 yet not to be sad, not to be said, I'm saying. I'm 1437 01:44:01.199 --> 01:44:04.439 saying this as to someone that's removing, Like I understand what it sounds like, 1438 01:44:04.800 --> 01:44:10.319 and I understand that it's it's Chris Brown again. You're no, no, 1439 01:44:10.399 --> 01:44:14.560 no no, But if you probably look back far enough, you can 1440 01:44:14.680 --> 01:44:17.880 find every problem is caused by a woman, not do intent of the woman 1441 01:44:17.960 --> 01:44:21.560 being terrible, not of intent, But that doesn't matter case You're just said 1442 01:44:21.560 --> 01:44:25.720 it's all women's fault. But yes, but it's probably not because of the 1443 01:44:25.800 --> 01:44:28.359 reasons of the woman being terrible. It's like, oh, for this, 1444 01:44:28.479 --> 01:44:30.800 but does it matter? Does it matter if it? If it? Does 1445 01:44:30.880 --> 01:44:35.319 it matter if the Holocaust happens, whether like because somebody is terrible or not, 1446 01:44:35.520 --> 01:44:39.640 like the end result is still the Holocaust. Really, it depends on 1447 01:44:39.720 --> 01:44:42.079 why things happen. There needs to be there needs to be plot. That's 1448 01:44:42.439 --> 01:44:45.880 not if you still have to find out what the character, what characters at 1449 01:44:45.960 --> 01:44:50.199 play, and why things happen. But if the outcome is still heinous and 1450 01:44:50.399 --> 01:44:55.439 evil and awful, it doesn't really matter. Yes, but there's no character 1451 01:44:55.840 --> 01:44:59.119 Chris right, So theorized to me that way, it was a woman's fault 1452 01:44:59.560 --> 01:45:04.560 with hit are leading to causing a holocaust or committing a holocaust. Before we 1453 01:45:05.159 --> 01:45:08.640 before we get into this, I do want to mention that it is annoying 1454 01:45:09.880 --> 01:45:12.760 to see that that that whole because that there's a quote that goes around off 1455 01:45:13.239 --> 01:45:15.600 often it's like every behind, every great man is a great woman. But 1456 01:45:15.640 --> 01:45:19.960 then like Hitler shows up and suddenly it's like it was him. Let's let's 1457 01:45:20.119 --> 01:45:24.520 at least share, at least share and you know, if you're gonna take 1458 01:45:24.520 --> 01:45:27.079 the credit, take take the blame as well. Yeah, it's one of 1459 01:45:27.159 --> 01:45:30.039 those feel good quotes that are meaningless, of course. Yeah, it's not 1460 01:45:30.119 --> 01:45:32.000 really, it's not real at all. I feel like every behind, every 1461 01:45:32.000 --> 01:45:34.760 great woman is a great man is like no, like usually these people are 1462 01:45:34.840 --> 01:45:40.319 terrible. Yeah, but in fact, every great person in throughout history has 1463 01:45:40.399 --> 01:45:44.720 probably been like very awful actually, like if you really, if you really 1464 01:45:44.840 --> 01:45:47.119 look into it, yeah, like the people that lose to them. I 1465 01:45:47.239 --> 01:45:50.520 love that joke about I love that that Shane Gill's joke about George Washington being 1466 01:45:50.560 --> 01:45:56.920 this this six foot tall ginger retard with fucking wooden teeth barreling through the fucking 1467 01:45:56.960 --> 01:46:01.399 woods screaming, like har horizing trees like he was. George Washington was obscenely 1468 01:46:01.560 --> 01:46:08.960 tall for that time. He was. That's terrifying. But because everybody's bloodline 1469 01:46:09.039 --> 01:46:12.680 was all muddy and the same, and he probably was the only person that 1470 01:46:12.760 --> 01:46:15.600 had a little bit of different genealogy and he was, I think it was 1471 01:46:15.640 --> 01:46:18.680 actually it was actually the opposite. I think I think it was actually way 1472 01:46:19.359 --> 01:46:24.640 way to everybody was inbred to shipping people. No, now you didn't you 1473 01:46:24.640 --> 01:46:27.239 didn't hear what I said, and you jumped off, which is very very 1474 01:46:27.399 --> 01:46:30.640 uh, you know, it's very you. But what I'm saying is what 1475 01:46:30.720 --> 01:46:33.239 I'm saying is that George Washington, I would argue, is probably like the 1476 01:46:33.319 --> 01:46:38.920 most inbread of all of them. Maybe everybody came up tom It's probably different 1477 01:46:38.960 --> 01:46:41.439 towns, I think at that time. Bro Well, Well, at the 1478 01:46:41.520 --> 01:46:44.920 very least, he ended up at a The state that he was in at 1479 01:46:44.960 --> 01:46:49.000 the end of his career was ostensibly where he would have been if he was 1480 01:46:49.119 --> 01:46:54.319 inbred. He had led teeth. Did you know that happen? Thought he 1481 01:46:54.359 --> 01:47:01.079 had led teeth? That is fucking crazy that dude was seeing that dude was 1482 01:47:01.159 --> 01:47:09.720 seeing fucking spiders and like demons everywhere. Probably was completely illegible because his teeth 1483 01:47:09.720 --> 01:47:17.000 are probably incompletely wrong. Won he had some some psycho off like seeing lead 1484 01:47:17.119 --> 01:47:21.720 visions screaming through the woods, hacking British soldiers to pieces. They had the 1485 01:47:21.840 --> 01:47:27.680 best resources, the bricks, they had everything. They easily could have trounced 1486 01:47:27.760 --> 01:47:31.600 us. But this dude, he saw colors that nobody else could see. 1487 01:47:32.399 --> 01:47:39.119 He saw things. He peered into parallel universes where you can see different outcomes. 1488 01:47:39.239 --> 01:47:45.239 Yeah, he probably saw the enemy's speech bubbles from the horizon. There 1489 01:47:45.239 --> 01:47:47.760 they are, I see them, I see them they're saying, and like 1490 01:47:47.920 --> 01:47:51.600 exactly translate exactly what they're saying, because he's that fucking completely detached from the 1491 01:47:51.680 --> 01:47:56.920 material word into the astroplane. He had those lead teeth and he saw heroes 1492 01:47:56.960 --> 01:48:02.720 human He's like, we're gonna win this. I'm sure we're gonna win. 1493 01:48:03.039 --> 01:48:09.399 We're gonna do ass. He's likes ass, and he was like, we're 1494 01:48:09.399 --> 01:48:13.600 gonna win, We're gonna be We're gonna do way bigger things that we're doing 1495 01:48:13.680 --> 01:48:16.680 right now, trust me. And he ran with two axes the size of 1496 01:48:17.680 --> 01:48:26.359 a size of regular people and just started spinning cutting people. He looked like 1497 01:48:26.640 --> 01:48:32.680 he saw he saw a devil. He uh he saw uh a fucking BioShock 1498 01:48:32.920 --> 01:48:38.880 infinite. And he was like, Yo, that's that's my future. That's 1499 01:48:38.920 --> 01:48:41.880 what I'm gonna turn into. Could you imagine you walk in the room and 1500 01:48:41.920 --> 01:48:44.840 George watching staring at the wall, and he's in his mind, he's watching 1501 01:48:44.920 --> 01:48:53.600 Bioshot gameplay. He's fucking gas. So what I love about this, It's 1502 01:48:53.600 --> 01:48:58.840 like there's so much there's so much historical significance on, like the idea of 1503 01:48:58.920 --> 01:49:00.920 being able to interact with George watchington at all right, and be able to 1504 01:49:01.000 --> 01:49:05.479 share anything with him, and the idea of just like just like, hey, 1505 01:49:05.520 --> 01:49:08.520 I got George watching it here. He's back from the dead for like 1506 01:49:08.680 --> 01:49:11.520 I don't know, ten minutes. You have him, You have the floor 1507 01:49:11.600 --> 01:49:13.920 with him for for the for the next ten minutes, and then he's gone 1508 01:49:13.920 --> 01:49:16.319 forever. And then some kid walks up to him, pulls out his phone, 1509 01:49:16.399 --> 01:49:19.640 goes to look at this and it's the first ten minutes of bioshop. 1510 01:49:20.680 --> 01:49:27.760 That is fucking insane. He'd be like, maybe everyone should be free. 1511 01:49:27.840 --> 01:49:31.359 Huh, maybe freedom is the way to go, and he's like, thank 1512 01:49:31.439 --> 01:49:36.079 you, thank you kid. No, he'd probably scream cry, and then 1513 01:49:36.439 --> 01:49:40.560 and then you bother our nation. He wouldn't cry. He's no pussy. 1514 01:49:41.039 --> 01:49:44.800 He c you know how many of you know how many of our ancestors he 1515 01:49:44.920 --> 01:49:47.800 killed? He was he was his brain was on lead, dude, Like 1516 01:49:47.840 --> 01:49:53.840 he's probably crying just because he's probably crying running from his shadows or you know, 1517 01:49:53.960 --> 01:49:59.039 like fighting those shadows and whooping their asses. I heard the I already 1518 01:49:59.079 --> 01:50:04.079 spent the last remaining years of his life just trying to to build a BioShock 1519 01:50:04.119 --> 01:50:09.880 infinite Patriot. He was just like, how do I do this? I 1520 01:50:10.000 --> 01:50:13.960 need I need to figure this out. He spent the trying to wave dash. 1521 01:50:14.119 --> 01:50:16.880 He was in melee, bro. He is a fucking king. You 1522 01:50:16.960 --> 01:50:20.399 know, he's at the end of his life trying wave dashing in his home. 1523 01:50:20.800 --> 01:50:26.479 He's doing he's sliding through off the bedroom and it's like, Yo, 1524 01:50:26.520 --> 01:50:31.680 this guy's nasty with it all right, Let's still just do one more and 1525 01:50:31.680 --> 01:50:41.560 then the revisions history creative wave dashing. We need maybe we need to maybe 1526 01:50:41.600 --> 01:50:45.239 we need to rewrite the Revolutionary War, like how it really happened? What 1527 01:50:45.399 --> 01:50:49.279 is it? The true? Oh, extra animal, the truth about the 1528 01:50:49.399 --> 01:50:57.520 Revolutionary War? We tell it from the what's idea. Yeah, the Snart 1529 01:50:57.560 --> 01:51:01.000 tank writes American history. That's great. You go back in time and the 1530 01:51:01.079 --> 01:51:05.680 British Empires just black people the whole time they were all black people. All 1531 01:51:05.760 --> 01:51:14.199 right, let's not get carried away reality. The amount we would have to 1532 01:51:14.319 --> 01:51:17.359 do to like to get to where we are now is like, actually really 1533 01:51:17.479 --> 01:51:21.399 treaded. What. There has to be a god, and God has to 1534 01:51:21.439 --> 01:51:26.640 have showed up and did something to us. Us left for a little bit. 1535 01:51:26.760 --> 01:51:29.640 He shows up and then he's like like he drops his coffee, like 1536 01:51:29.800 --> 01:51:33.199 what how did this happen? I gotta correct this? And then he sap, 1537 01:51:39.039 --> 01:51:41.279 Oh, my god, that's so funny. That's so funny that this 1538 01:51:41.479 --> 01:51:45.920 Okay, last question, perfect perfect tie in from balls, balls with the 1539 01:51:45.039 --> 01:51:53.399 balls, the bang, the bang, Dicky Dicky, terrible name, but 1540 01:51:53.479 --> 01:51:57.960 thank you for writing in. Hello, my favorite N word sayers. What 1541 01:51:58.319 --> 01:52:01.359 is a piece of meatia that you cannot possibly understand the amount of praise it 1542 01:52:01.439 --> 01:52:05.399 receives. Here's a starter. Here's a starter for me. Biostrac infinite is 1543 01:52:05.439 --> 01:52:10.680 hot fucking garbage. I hate that. I hate that too. Should have 1544 01:52:10.720 --> 01:52:13.920 been aimed at infinite. Yeah, so that's it's so funny that that was 1545 01:52:13.960 --> 01:52:18.560 brought up that never biostrach never comes out pretty much ever right in our in 1546 01:52:18.640 --> 01:52:21.199 our comments, like maybe like very rarely. But the idea of that I 1547 01:52:21.239 --> 01:52:26.840 think it is now. First of all, I think it's I just don't 1548 01:52:27.000 --> 01:52:30.319 like the hyperbole. Well, when people talk about shit, like the fact 1549 01:52:30.359 --> 01:52:35.600 that they would say infinite is hot fucking garbage. Yeah, that's so fucking 1550 01:52:35.640 --> 01:52:39.960 absurd. Like there's a lot of people that they were saying was underwhelming. 1551 01:52:39.960 --> 01:52:43.560 They're like, I didn't really like it, but hot garbage is a fucking 1552 01:52:43.720 --> 01:52:45.760 crazy thing to say. That's that nothing bothered. That's one of my That's 1553 01:52:45.800 --> 01:52:49.359 one that bothers me a lot when people don't like There are things that I 1554 01:52:49.439 --> 01:52:55.119 don't like, right that people like a lot, right, But when people 1555 01:52:55.279 --> 01:52:59.520 say something that objective, like you just don't like it, to say it's 1556 01:52:59.640 --> 01:53:03.119 dogs it is insane. That is a maddening thing for me. It's like, 1557 01:53:03.800 --> 01:53:08.800 how can you like? How did you absorb it? Did you absorb 1558 01:53:08.840 --> 01:53:10.840 this thing? Are you just saying you don't like it because you thought you 1559 01:53:10.880 --> 01:53:15.399 don't like like? For me personally, I really don't understand the hate, 1560 01:53:15.039 --> 01:53:20.279 the degree of hate that last of us two gets. I don't understand why 1561 01:53:20.359 --> 01:53:26.880 it gets that degree of hate, but I do understand. Let's be real, 1562 01:53:27.000 --> 01:53:30.439 like the most the the biggest wave of hate, the same people that 1563 01:53:30.520 --> 01:53:34.960 were mad at the Starfield pronouns. That's that's the main wave of hate. 1564 01:53:35.199 --> 01:53:41.479 But the other like criticisms, right there was just really the only two criticisms 1565 01:53:41.680 --> 01:53:45.880 really well, actually there's really only one criticism, just the the the killing 1566 01:53:45.920 --> 01:53:53.439 off Joel really fast and then fucking and then the the pacing. It's a 1567 01:53:53.479 --> 01:53:56.359 little it's like jumbled around. I feel like those are the only two main 1568 01:53:56.439 --> 01:53:59.319 things. The big the structure of the game, the way that game is 1569 01:53:59.359 --> 01:54:01.680 structured. Everything could have been exactly the same. Joe could have died at 1570 01:54:01.720 --> 01:54:06.800 that same point if the game was structured differently, and I that I still 1571 01:54:06.800 --> 01:54:10.640 would have I just I just feel like, if you're if you're good. 1572 01:54:11.159 --> 01:54:16.520 It's like I rewatched U Castlevania on Netflix recently to get to watch Nocturnal or 1573 01:54:16.600 --> 01:54:27.199 Nocturn and Castlevania is it's the way that it's perfect writing. It's one of 1574 01:54:27.239 --> 01:54:30.840 those things that are you It's hard to use that word, but the way 1575 01:54:30.960 --> 01:54:32.199 that I'm like, oh, this is how you write a story, This 1576 01:54:32.399 --> 01:54:38.359 is how you tie up everything in a nice neat bow and have everybody satisfied 1577 01:54:39.079 --> 01:54:43.439 they wrote it, except for the ending where Dracula and his wife come back 1578 01:54:43.479 --> 01:54:46.439 in and like al Card's just sad. He's still kind of sad that he 1579 01:54:46.479 --> 01:54:48.760 had to kill his dad and stuff. But other than that, it was 1580 01:54:48.840 --> 01:54:56.520 dope. The ending. Everyone like there, they have no revenge in their 1581 01:54:56.600 --> 01:55:00.399 heart. They're they're there, they survive, they will fucking they said, 1582 01:55:00.560 --> 01:55:04.600 we'll leave him be for now, but we'll meet up with him later because 1583 01:55:04.720 --> 01:55:08.479 it's kind of inappropriate to be like, hey, you know, just right 1584 01:55:08.560 --> 01:55:15.600 away show back up and he's like, I can't do this anymore. Like 1585 01:55:15.840 --> 01:55:20.199 really everything kind of got like tied together in a nice, nice wrap up, 1586 01:55:20.399 --> 01:55:23.800 like right in a way that like this is how you write a story. 1587 01:55:24.439 --> 01:55:27.600 And then there's Neil Druckman where he's like I wanted to go against the 1588 01:55:27.640 --> 01:55:30.439 grain in every way possible, right, we don't need to rehash it, 1589 01:55:30.520 --> 01:55:35.399 but it's just like, but yeah, I think it's the structure for sure. 1590 01:55:35.479 --> 01:55:39.439 I think the order that that things happen, like the certain things happened 1591 01:55:39.439 --> 01:55:41.800 way too early, like I don't know the point. I don't think there 1592 01:55:41.880 --> 01:55:44.079 was really much of a point in doing it, like structuring it in a 1593 01:55:44.760 --> 01:55:47.439 nonlinear style, like where you would go back and live through. Like I 1594 01:55:48.279 --> 01:55:50.119 there's a lot of problems with that game, for sure, but like a 1595 01:55:50.199 --> 01:55:54.159 lot of the VM and hatred comes from psychos. Yeah, like you know, 1596 01:55:54.279 --> 01:55:57.359 like I don't know. Like my criticism of that game is my criticism 1597 01:55:57.399 --> 01:55:59.119 for a lot of games, even games that I love, is that like 1598 01:55:59.159 --> 01:56:00.760 it's just like it's too long, Like it overstays, it's welcome there, 1599 01:56:00.880 --> 01:56:03.680 it runs out of new things to show you halfway through, and then you've 1600 01:56:03.680 --> 01:56:05.640 still got fifty percent of the game left and you're like, ah shit, 1601 01:56:05.760 --> 01:56:10.399 nothing new is happening outside of story beats that like really could have been written 1602 01:56:10.520 --> 01:56:13.840 a little bit tighter. Uh, it's it's my say. It's the same 1603 01:56:13.880 --> 01:56:16.920 problem that I have with Death Stranding and Red Dead two and all these games 1604 01:56:17.000 --> 01:56:19.840 that, like, I these are games that I love, but in a 1605 01:56:19.920 --> 01:56:24.239 not fantasy setting, you run out of shit to do quick, Like you 1606 01:56:24.319 --> 01:56:27.960 can do things, but it's like the literal same thing. Oh I'm just 1607 01:56:28.000 --> 01:56:30.359 gonna blast people. Yeah. It's different than Balder's Gate or something where like 1608 01:56:30.680 --> 01:56:33.000 like I understand why bald this Gate needs to be over one hundred hours, 1609 01:56:33.079 --> 01:56:36.000 because like, there's just so much you can do. But like, bro, 1610 01:56:36.119 --> 01:56:42.039 there's a game that that I just learned about. There's a Gordon Ramsey 1611 01:56:42.199 --> 01:56:45.479 chef where he's just saying, Gordon Ramsey lines. I just discovered this is 1612 01:56:46.399 --> 01:56:50.199 it in the Lower City? No, I he has to be Yeah, 1613 01:56:50.199 --> 01:56:53.840 he's in Lower sits a lower I know what you're talking about. I didn't 1614 01:56:53.880 --> 01:56:56.199 know about this until very recently, and I'm like, dude, there's so 1615 01:56:56.680 --> 01:56:58.399 it just it just me. I was like, damn god, damn it. 1616 01:56:58.439 --> 01:57:00.479 There's so much. Actually I sunk in one hundred seventy hours and I'm 1617 01:57:00.520 --> 01:57:03.279 still missing a lot of shit. And I'm like, dude, this is 1618 01:57:03.319 --> 01:57:05.640 insane. It's just so crazy, Like, yeah, the Last of Us 1619 01:57:05.680 --> 01:57:10.520 who has a lot of problems, but it's it's I don't know, they 1620 01:57:10.560 --> 01:57:15.399 hate for it's pretty insane. BioShock Infinite, what is the biggest problems you 1621 01:57:15.560 --> 01:57:18.520 think it has? So I think a lot of people going into going from 1622 01:57:18.560 --> 01:57:23.800 BioShock to Biostarch Infinite, uh huh. We're expecting more of a horror game, 1623 01:57:23.960 --> 01:57:28.119 more of like a kind of like a an immersive sim style game like 1624 01:57:28.159 --> 01:57:30.479 the original BioShock wasn't. What they got was more of a linear, narrative 1625 01:57:30.520 --> 01:57:34.680 based action shooter. Uh huh, which is I guess fair. I guess 1626 01:57:34.720 --> 01:57:38.640 the only issue that I have with that really is is like I love Biostrach 1627 01:57:38.680 --> 01:57:41.279 evening, I thought it was great. I think it's still a great game. 1628 01:57:42.239 --> 01:57:45.399 A lot I remember specifically like actually liking the combat quite a bit. 1629 01:57:45.439 --> 01:57:46.159 But a lot of people had a pblem with the combat. They didn't really 1630 01:57:46.199 --> 01:57:49.399 like it that much it which I understand some degree, with the controls were 1631 01:57:49.399 --> 01:57:54.880 a little weird, but I think ultimately what really bothered people was like the 1632 01:57:55.079 --> 01:57:59.359 trailers didn't match, Like the teaser trailers didn't the promise. If the trailers 1633 01:57:59.399 --> 01:58:02.399 didn't match what the game was so like. But as somebody who was only 1634 01:58:02.479 --> 01:58:05.680 kind of cursorily like I wasn't really paying that much attention to BioShock Infinite, 1635 01:58:05.920 --> 01:58:09.960 I didn't pay attention to it all. Actually, I think so, yeah, 1636 01:58:10.279 --> 01:58:13.760 I just saw I think I was looking forward to it as it was 1637 01:58:13.920 --> 01:58:15.079 leading up to release. But like by the time that I was interested in 1638 01:58:15.079 --> 01:58:19.079 Boshak Infinite, the marketing material was representative of what the game was, you 1639 01:58:19.159 --> 01:58:21.560 know what I mean, Like I didn't. I didn't watch the trailer from 1640 01:58:21.640 --> 01:58:27.359 like three years before and and building up like some weird Oh it's gonna be 1641 01:58:27.439 --> 01:58:30.520 like it's gonna be the original BioShock but crazy Like I had a pretty good 1642 01:58:30.520 --> 01:58:31.600 idea of what it was going to be by the time I was getting excited 1643 01:58:31.640 --> 01:58:35.720 for it, and it lived up to that for me. But yeah, 1644 01:58:35.800 --> 01:58:39.079 I don't know. It's it's a weird it's a black sheep, And I 1645 01:58:39.119 --> 01:58:44.840 think it's probably because BioShock two came out and set the established the idea of 1646 01:58:45.680 --> 01:58:54.119 Oh, BioShock is a series about this about rapture, about like horror elements 1647 01:58:54.960 --> 01:59:00.119 and so like the actual ambiance of horror and not like say being in because 1648 01:59:00.359 --> 01:59:06.000 to me, I love the idea of being in this quote unquote utopia when 1649 01:59:06.039 --> 01:59:11.960 it's clearly fucking a dystopia, Like right, love that to me? Like 1650 01:59:12.079 --> 01:59:14.600 that, to me is what BioShock is. Like. BioShock is like, 1651 01:59:14.680 --> 01:59:19.279 here's this grand place that has like a like a dark undertone, and it's 1652 01:59:19.319 --> 01:59:25.560 it's like it's got fantastical elements and the experience of Biostock is moving throughout that 1653 01:59:25.640 --> 01:59:29.560 world and like uncovering secrets of it, Like it's not necessarily oh horror or 1654 01:59:29.720 --> 01:59:32.960 like oh survival horror, or or immersive sim or like any type of genre. 1655 01:59:33.039 --> 01:59:36.960 It's more like a vibe. And the thing that happened with BioShock one, 1656 01:59:38.279 --> 01:59:41.800 BioShock one happened that was great, And then the creator BioShock one went 1657 01:59:41.880 --> 01:59:46.199 specifically to make Biostrach infinite, and in between, another team within the same 1658 01:59:46.239 --> 01:59:50.640 publishing family made BioShock two off of the first one. So there was like 1659 01:59:50.720 --> 01:59:55.960 an established trend for that series. Yeah at that point to be like, 1660 01:59:56.039 --> 01:59:59.520 Oh, it's going to be just like this, the Biostrack series is going 1661 01:59:59.600 --> 02:00:01.359 to be like I stuck one all the time, Whereas to me it was 1662 02:00:01.439 --> 02:00:03.840 just like always like to me, like the second I finished the first Biostrack, 1663 02:00:03.840 --> 02:00:08.079 I was like, Oh, this is clearly going to be like if 1664 02:00:08.119 --> 02:00:10.479 this is going to be a series at all, it's going to be a 1665 02:00:10.560 --> 02:00:15.279 series about crazy cities and you know, dark undertones and like weird kind of 1666 02:00:16.119 --> 02:00:18.479 I don't know, I didn't. I don't know. I think it kind 1667 02:00:18.479 --> 02:00:24.039 of ruined people's expectations of what BioShock is supposed to be. I'm curious about 1668 02:00:24.119 --> 02:00:27.640 the Steam reviews because I always feel like that's a really good representation of how 1669 02:00:27.680 --> 02:00:32.199 people feel retroactively, and like say, looking at Resnuable five, for example, 1670 02:00:32.439 --> 02:00:35.279 I think I suffered from a lot of the same problems, like even 1671 02:00:35.319 --> 02:00:41.000 the fucking colors and everything of infinite and resiuebl five very similar, very vibrant, 1672 02:00:41.680 --> 02:00:44.800 and uh, but people look back following on Rescue five, they had 1673 02:00:44.800 --> 02:00:48.760 a lot of fun with it. So I'm wondering, huh, it's vibrant 1674 02:00:49.359 --> 02:00:54.520 compared to any other residuabl fucking game in the series. Absolutely, it uses 1675 02:00:55.039 --> 02:00:58.279 bright tan a lot in the very beginning, I guess, bro, there's 1676 02:00:58.279 --> 02:01:01.520 a lot of fun in that fucking more than any other resident Evil like you 1677 02:01:01.640 --> 02:01:05.159 are outside of because in the very beginning it's brighter and then it gets very 1678 02:01:05.279 --> 02:01:09.760 dark because then you even go to the Marshes, which is actually my favorite. 1679 02:01:09.840 --> 02:01:12.520 My favorite part is the Marshes. That's my favorite part of the mars 1680 02:01:12.720 --> 02:01:16.680 Bright it's it's sunny, dude. There it is bright and sunny, it's 1681 02:01:16.960 --> 02:01:21.399 the sun's out, but everything's so dark and like, and there's fucking green 1682 02:01:21.560 --> 02:01:27.159 marsh and then there's things like brown green like I I guess I granted, 1683 02:01:27.319 --> 02:01:32.479 dude, compared to any of the others cities and then and then like fucking 1684 02:01:33.319 --> 02:01:42.439 Spanish, fucking gray like it's uh, it's the tone was a very large 1685 02:01:42.479 --> 02:01:45.399 ship for two people. I said, like, I didn't feel the same. 1686 02:01:45.479 --> 02:01:47.399 I loved being like this is where I'm at. I'm on a very 1687 02:01:47.560 --> 02:01:51.199 sunny continent, and uh, but there's still a bunch of people trying to 1688 02:01:51.279 --> 02:01:56.720 kill me. And it was very brown. I love the marshes Man when 1689 02:01:56.760 --> 02:02:00.000 those dudes just fucking come. They have like your old mask and ship the 1690 02:02:00.439 --> 02:02:09.279 boat and then and then you've got to go inside the bothering anybody were invaded 1691 02:02:09.319 --> 02:02:14.800 and infected. They weren't bothering anyone at all. I got to collect some 1692 02:02:14.880 --> 02:02:18.000 pieces to open that gate. For whatever reason, it's scattered amongst the Martians. 1693 02:02:18.159 --> 02:02:23.960 I don't know why why they would do something that stupid, because puzzle 1694 02:02:24.439 --> 02:02:28.000 if they're not bothering anybody. So literally, the fact that he got infected 1695 02:02:28.159 --> 02:02:35.920 is so sad. So the biotracking giving it reviews one hundred thousand reviews very 1696 02:02:36.000 --> 02:02:42.000 positive. So I think generally people have agreed like I do think it it. 1697 02:02:42.159 --> 02:02:45.479 Yeah, it might have might have disappointed people leading up to like uh, 1698 02:02:45.399 --> 02:02:48.359 launching what people are expected, but like what the what they like what 1699 02:02:48.479 --> 02:02:53.079 the game is is very good, Like it's a linear, narrative based action 1700 02:02:53.159 --> 02:02:55.520 shooter and I think it. I think it does a really good job at 1701 02:02:55.520 --> 02:02:57.479 doing that. Dude, we would kill for a game like this today, 1702 02:02:58.960 --> 02:03:00.000 Like if this game came out today, people will be like, yo, 1703 02:03:00.159 --> 02:03:04.840 oh my god, finally a game that a complete game with a complete story 1704 02:03:05.159 --> 02:03:09.560 that isn't loaded with bullshit? Did you see the do you guys happen to 1705 02:03:09.600 --> 02:03:13.520 see And we'll move on to the credits after this, but did you guys 1706 02:03:13.520 --> 02:03:19.159 see the the the the new video of Suicide Squad Killed the Justice League. 1707 02:03:19.399 --> 02:03:26.720 Yeah, it's not the thing where they try to shoot the flash and I'm 1708 02:03:26.760 --> 02:03:30.079 like, that's funny because that's what would happen. He'd ZiT behind the persiss 1709 02:03:30.479 --> 02:03:32.800 like, oh did you hit him? Like I think that's funny. But 1710 02:03:33.000 --> 02:03:35.960 like other than that, that, I know people that I know, people 1711 02:03:36.000 --> 02:03:43.000 that made that game. It's have fun, have fun. It's just so 1712 02:03:43.359 --> 02:03:45.640 the U I I I tweeted about it's the first week I've done in a 1713 02:03:45.680 --> 02:03:49.760 while kind of that was from that game. Yeah, it's the UI. 1714 02:03:51.720 --> 02:03:57.720 Yeah that's the Suicide Squad Killed the Justice League game where like there's just a 1715 02:03:57.840 --> 02:04:00.760 million things on screen at once and it looks so fucking heinous. Look, 1716 02:04:00.880 --> 02:04:04.479 I uh, you can turn it off. Like in a lot of games 1717 02:04:04.600 --> 02:04:10.319 they you know, they give you options of how much you want on uh 1718 02:04:10.560 --> 02:04:15.520 your your user interface of your hood. Yeah, so I hope that you 1719 02:04:15.640 --> 02:04:20.239 can turn that shit off. Yeah, it's crazy. It is so there's 1720 02:04:20.279 --> 02:04:25.239 so much information on screen that it is actually mind boggling. Like it is. 1721 02:04:25.399 --> 02:04:28.800 It is crazy that this went through any kind of especially the fact that 1722 02:04:28.840 --> 02:04:31.399 this game was the layed a year, so like this is the polished version 1723 02:04:31.840 --> 02:04:35.600 of whatever they had And uh, I don't know, we'll see, man, 1724 02:04:36.520 --> 02:04:40.960 I don't have a lot of faith. Nine years they spent making this 1725 02:04:42.319 --> 02:04:47.079 damn fun the last fucking money pit. I don't know. Fun, But 1726 02:04:47.279 --> 02:04:53.760 uh, it's gonna be like forever or some shit. I'll check it out. 1727 02:04:54.199 --> 02:04:56.039 I don't think it's going to be like a horrendous game, but I 1728 02:04:56.039 --> 02:04:58.159 do think it's going to be a really fucking underwell, like it's gonna be 1729 02:04:58.239 --> 02:05:02.800 like maybe like mid to low seventies. I would bet. Unfortunately, dude, 1730 02:05:02.840 --> 02:05:08.159 this they the suit they missed out on the suit. The Suicide Squad 1731 02:05:08.279 --> 02:05:14.199 was popular in the twenty tens when they released their new fucking run comics with 1732 02:05:14.359 --> 02:05:16.760 New fifty two and not New Feature Does before New fifty two. But uh, 1733 02:05:17.000 --> 02:05:19.560 it was just like right on the tail end of it. That was 1734 02:05:19.680 --> 02:05:23.600 really when they should have capitalized on that ship. But they're just starting. 1735 02:05:23.600 --> 02:05:26.920 They just did Arkham Arkham Asylum, so there were no plans of fucking with 1736 02:05:27.000 --> 02:05:30.760 anything like that, like the Yeah, the movies came out, but at 1737 02:05:30.800 --> 02:05:33.199 that point, fucking the people are already done with it. The comic people 1738 02:05:33.199 --> 02:05:36.600 already like I'm good. I don't fucking I don't need Yeah, James Gunn 1739 02:05:36.840 --> 02:05:41.039 Suicide Squad movie flopped in the box offic which is a shame because that's that 1740 02:05:41.119 --> 02:05:44.279 movie was fun. It's a great movie. It's actually like a it's definitely 1741 02:05:44.359 --> 02:05:47.239 the best suicide Squad movie ont COVID time. So of course it's flown. 1742 02:05:48.000 --> 02:05:51.479 Yeah, but it came out, was it after? I think it? 1743 02:05:53.000 --> 02:05:55.960 Drink like drink Yeah, I think I think you're right because I remember seeing 1744 02:05:55.960 --> 02:06:00.199 it on HBO Max really quickly and being like, oh, okay, that 1745 02:06:00.319 --> 02:06:02.760 makes suitide Squad. Oh it's called the suicide Squad, right, Yeah, 1746 02:06:03.000 --> 02:06:08.520 The Suicide Squad twenty twenty one. So yeah, it's really it's horrible. 1747 02:06:10.840 --> 02:06:14.239 Shit, I dude, oh dude, I hope he can just turn that 1748 02:06:14.279 --> 02:06:18.399 ship like because that dude, this this makes this makes Balder's Gate look simple. 1749 02:06:20.159 --> 02:06:24.359 This makes balders Gate you I look simple and balders Gates U I is 1750 02:06:24.439 --> 02:06:29.239 like CRPG style UI, and it's like almost like everything complicated right in some 1751 02:06:29.399 --> 02:06:31.119 way, everything's available to you to see right then, and it's like, 1752 02:06:31.239 --> 02:06:33.920 right, there's like what you called. It's like it's like wow to me, 1753 02:06:34.079 --> 02:06:35.840 like if you played Wow, it looks like that's not Wow. Yeah, 1754 02:06:35.960 --> 02:06:40.039 it's yeah, that's why that's why I could never play Wow. I 1755 02:06:40.359 --> 02:06:43.399 hate, I hate really Busy UIs like it bothers. It's I think it's 1756 02:06:43.439 --> 02:06:45.960 why I love. It's why. I think it's why I love dead Space 1757 02:06:45.000 --> 02:06:48.920 so much. Like dead Space's UI is fucking amazing. Granted it's a very 1758 02:06:48.920 --> 02:06:51.640 different game. It's doing trying to do a very different thing. But like 1759 02:06:53.000 --> 02:06:55.800 the fact that your health bar is on your back super clever. That's super 1760 02:06:55.880 --> 02:06:59.560 clever. Yeah, the health bar being on your back, I mean, 1761 02:06:59.600 --> 02:07:01.960 it's it's all just like so so fucking intelligent. I love I love, 1762 02:07:02.039 --> 02:07:06.319 I love how much that game is Metroid. You know, so much of 1763 02:07:06.399 --> 02:07:10.199 that game is just Metroid. I'm like, I like this a lot. 1764 02:07:10.840 --> 02:07:15.640 I really enjoy this. And then did You was just super reduced ridiculous, 1765 02:07:15.239 --> 02:07:21.560 and there was this insane did You Use three one of the most fun I've 1766 02:07:21.560 --> 02:07:25.920 played in the multiplayer. That era of multiplayer was very fun. That was 1767 02:07:25.960 --> 02:07:30.319 like Resident Evil fucking five, and like dead Space three error multiplayer was just 1768 02:07:30.359 --> 02:07:34.479 such a good time. I actually never played Number three at all. It's 1769 02:07:34.520 --> 02:07:38.399 that very It's not very good without a partner. It's it's a it's a 1770 02:07:38.439 --> 02:07:40.840 good co op game, but that kind of defeats the purpose of dead Space. 1771 02:07:41.239 --> 02:07:45.760 You play Kingston the remake, I haven't finished. No, I finished, 1772 02:07:45.920 --> 02:07:48.520 I finished already. Very good, dude, very good. It improves 1773 02:07:48.520 --> 02:07:53.680 the game in a lot of ways. I just this is a fun game 1774 02:07:53.760 --> 02:07:57.319 to play. I'm I'm I'm definitely more on Ari three, Like I still 1775 02:07:57.359 --> 02:08:00.680 play Ari three four every day. I played a game like I played Missionaries 1776 02:08:00.720 --> 02:08:03.279 every day because I love killing those people. I just love killing everybody. 1777 02:08:03.279 --> 02:08:07.880 It makes my heart happy. I love killing everybody. I just love killing 1778 02:08:07.039 --> 02:08:13.439 It makes my heart feel good. Right, Let's and just like watching those 1779 02:08:13.520 --> 02:08:16.039 tabes around. It makes my day, bro, Bro, just slap on 1780 02:08:16.119 --> 02:08:20.520 the new model fast. I promised you five minutes, just this fluffy, 1781 02:08:20.800 --> 02:08:24.079 fluffy manager. Just at to one mod. Drag it in there. It's 1782 02:08:24.119 --> 02:08:28.359 on that fast. It's it's literally that fast. Like you have to have 1783 02:08:28.439 --> 02:08:31.399 a steam deck now. So I probably what you call it, the steam 1784 02:08:31.600 --> 02:08:33.399 streaming in my freaking what is all in my living room? I mean, 1785 02:08:33.560 --> 02:08:37.760 I still think you should expose her breasts, so, you know, just 1786 02:08:37.840 --> 02:08:41.359 saying it made her so hot for no reason, Bro, that is the 1787 02:08:41.399 --> 02:08:43.239 best glove in video games by far. She was even not hot in the 1788 02:08:43.279 --> 02:08:46.680 first one, but like not as he's just crazy hot. Did you did 1789 02:08:46.720 --> 02:08:52.520 you guys see the the the actress the actress the from Mary Jane talking on 1790 02:08:54.439 --> 02:08:58.239 on Twitter about how like Spiderman fans are fucking freaks and because because they were, 1791 02:08:58.720 --> 02:09:01.880 because they were like asking her about how ugly she looked in the case 1792 02:09:01.680 --> 02:09:07.000 or whatever. Yeah, Spider Man fans are weird. Bro. It's insane 1793 02:09:07.039 --> 02:09:11.359 that The thing, you know, what really bothers me about that entire conversation 1794 02:09:11.560 --> 02:09:15.760 is that, like I actually feel like there's an intelligent conversation to be had 1795 02:09:15.760 --> 02:09:18.920 about like why certain studios are so bad at translating their actors into their games, 1796 02:09:18.960 --> 02:09:22.840 and other studios are really good at it. Yeah, Like there's like 1797 02:09:22.000 --> 02:09:24.720 because because I don't think it's I don't think the people who are like, 1798 02:09:26.079 --> 02:09:30.199 oh, Mary Jane's ugly in Spider Man two, I don't think they're wrong. 1799 02:09:30.720 --> 02:09:35.119 Like when you see the actress, it's confusing, it's really confusing how 1800 02:09:35.159 --> 02:09:37.920 they botched her in that way, and then like how like you have other 1801 02:09:37.960 --> 02:09:41.520 studios that do like a fucking amazing job. But then the conversation always goes 1802 02:09:41.560 --> 02:09:46.720 to, like, fucking this woman, this woman's fucking ugly. They modeled 1803 02:09:46.720 --> 02:09:48.399 her after a fucking writer. It's not even really, which is insane that 1804 02:09:48.720 --> 02:09:52.600 conspiracy theory that like they modeled her after a writer instead, and it's like 1805 02:09:52.640 --> 02:09:56.319 a self insert. It just gets bogged down by all these like stupid conversations. 1806 02:09:56.039 --> 02:09:58.680 I agree, but there's like there's an actual conversation behind, like why 1807 02:09:58.800 --> 02:10:03.600 are certain studios so bad a translating their models into the into the game engine? 1808 02:10:03.720 --> 02:10:05.159 Was the only character that looks good in that game to me is Miles. 1809 02:10:05.600 --> 02:10:09.079 I think Miles looks good, and I think I think and I think 1810 02:10:09.279 --> 02:10:13.399 Rio's act game character looks. I think Craven looks good. I think Crave 1811 02:10:13.399 --> 02:10:18.119 looks good too, Yes, but yeah, but I do agree a lot 1812 02:10:18.159 --> 02:10:20.319 of the models, a lot of the models. There's a handful of the 1813 02:10:20.359 --> 02:10:24.920 models that look pretty like ify. Mary Jane does look weird. There was 1814 02:10:24.000 --> 02:10:28.239 that, like I had that thing. I didn't even get to the conversation 1815 02:10:28.239 --> 02:10:30.840 because that wasn't the thing that bothered me, but there was showing the comparison. 1816 02:10:31.319 --> 02:10:33.880 It was Chun Lee and Mary Jane, and they were trying to say, 1817 02:10:33.880 --> 02:10:35.239 oh, this is sixty year old Chun Lee and this is two year 1818 02:10:35.279 --> 02:10:39.840 old. And the thing that bothered me was the fact that I've seen this 1819 02:10:39.000 --> 02:10:43.520 narrative going around. Yeah, I've seen this narrative that I'm like, okay, 1820 02:10:43.840 --> 02:10:48.119 because people are going after the street Fighter to fucking lore and being this 1821 02:10:48.279 --> 02:10:52.399 is their age and street Fighter two. So given all these years later and 1822 02:10:52.479 --> 02:10:54.159 this is how old they are in fucking Street Fighter six, and I'm like, 1823 02:10:54.720 --> 02:11:01.479 that is so asinine to me that like everybody would be old fucking senior 1824 02:11:01.520 --> 02:11:05.239 citizens in the game. They're they're not seniors. They're all about fifty though. 1825 02:11:05.640 --> 02:11:09.479 No they're not. They are about fini. They're not they are absolutely 1826 02:11:09.119 --> 02:11:13.600 there. I can prove to you you can't. There about fifty right now, 1827 02:11:13.640 --> 02:11:16.520 I can literally are not, dude, none of them crazy fucking hand 1828 02:11:18.479 --> 02:11:24.279 Ken Sun is a teenager. Now Ken had his son six years after two? 1829 02:11:26.439 --> 02:11:28.199 No, he did after two? Yeah, I didn't, wow old 1830 02:11:28.600 --> 02:11:33.039 he literally did? Three takes place six years after two? What are you 1831 02:11:33.119 --> 02:11:37.000 talking about? It? Literally does the beginning of three takes place six years 1832 02:11:37.000 --> 02:11:43.960 after two? Because it's it's four years after four? Who's telling you this 1833 02:11:43.119 --> 02:11:46.000 timeline? There is a time, There is a timeline. There is not 1834 02:11:46.039 --> 02:11:50.800 a special time linet like the most There is no official timeline. The only 1835 02:11:50.039 --> 02:11:54.760 the only time, when you get some little kernels, three is the latest 1836 02:11:54.800 --> 02:12:00.239 other than six and in three. Actually, the end of five is later 1837 02:12:00.319 --> 02:12:03.600 than three. What the hell are you are you talking about? DLC? 1838 02:12:05.199 --> 02:12:07.680 No, I don't DLC. The end of five is after three. No, 1839 02:12:07.840 --> 02:12:11.119 it's not. It literally is no, it absolutely is not. It 1840 02:12:11.840 --> 02:12:15.439 is. Oh my god, No, it's not. No, three it 1841 02:12:15.640 --> 02:12:20.039 literally no, dude, how much you want to bet? How is how 1842 02:12:20.159 --> 02:12:22.000 much do you want to be? Literally? The end of five the end 1843 02:12:22.079 --> 02:12:28.239 of five, And so the story of five, which takes place there is 1844 02:12:28.279 --> 02:12:33.479 a linear story in five that does not take place over years because the street 1845 02:12:33.520 --> 02:12:39.199 Fight er five does not take Dude, there's a story. Let me explain 1846 02:12:39.399 --> 02:12:43.399 the story is the lore. Let me explain the end of five. What 1847 02:12:43.600 --> 02:12:46.680 is the end of five to you? What are you talking about? Is 1848 02:12:46.840 --> 02:12:50.880 after Ken talks about already training Sean, after he met Laura, he already 1849 02:12:50.920 --> 02:12:54.520 trained Shawn. Sean is already trained by him. It's done, It's finished. 1850 02:12:56.039 --> 02:13:01.159 That what happens in three, dude? And no, dude, you're 1851 02:13:01.199 --> 02:13:05.119 thinking of third are you thinking of like third strike? Yes, dude, 1852 02:13:05.159 --> 02:13:09.640 there is a lot of the Street Fighter three versus the second and the third. 1853 02:13:09.000 --> 02:13:13.880 There is more time that has passed, like third strike is the absolute 1854 02:13:13.920 --> 02:13:18.960 Look at dude, I I actually just could. When I drove to California, 1855 02:13:18.039 --> 02:13:22.920 I was bored and I just watched a very recent the time just explaining 1856 02:13:24.279 --> 02:13:26.520 this guy. It's called the Insane Lare street Fighter because they had an extreme 1857 02:13:26.880 --> 02:13:30.720 in the Insane lawd Technic and I watched the videos that was just typing of 1858 02:13:30.760 --> 02:13:33.680 fun. This guy breaks it like it just even recently breaks it down, 1859 02:13:33.760 --> 02:13:39.199 and no, No three is the latest. Unequivocally. The point being is 1860 02:13:39.119 --> 02:13:48.079 that there is talk of Reu being in his thirties and street Fighter three and 1861 02:13:48.239 --> 02:13:52.760 so and street Fighter six is people are trying to speculate how much later it 1862 02:13:52.920 --> 02:13:58.800 is. People are either in their late thirties or early forties. They're like 1863 02:13:58.199 --> 02:14:01.960 it. And to to show you, none of them have fucking gray ass 1864 02:14:03.039 --> 02:14:07.439 hair, Like there is a there is a representation of people that are you 1865 02:14:07.520 --> 02:14:11.079 know, you know who got his gray hair now? Actually Honda, he's 1866 02:14:11.079 --> 02:14:13.119 the only person that's starting to go gray. Literally, it's Honda Zangief has 1867 02:14:13.159 --> 02:14:18.800 wrinkles. Now. They all look mature, but they don't have what you 1868 02:14:18.840 --> 02:14:22.760 would say, Oh, these people are absolutely obviously middle aged. And it's 1869 02:14:22.800 --> 02:14:26.079 not like they shy away from that, because there's plenty of old people throughout 1870 02:14:26.399 --> 02:14:31.079 Street Fighter the series. Like there's people that are like a Gin is an 1871 02:14:31.119 --> 02:14:33.960 old man, Like he doesn't you know what I'm saying? Is this right, 1872 02:14:33.000 --> 02:14:35.680 Derek? Okay, So let's if we're gonna if we're gonna go strictly 1873 02:14:37.399 --> 02:14:41.439 strictly their early forties, right, which I disagree with. Right? Two 1874 02:14:41.199 --> 02:14:46.119 three is years after two? Right years, it's been a while after two, 1875 02:14:48.159 --> 02:14:50.479 you would say, right, at least three is by itself, right, 1876 02:14:50.760 --> 02:14:58.239 Yeah, ten has a little little son in three. The little kid 1877 02:14:58.359 --> 02:15:03.600 is small. He has two kids, but he has one little little little 1878 02:15:03.640 --> 02:15:11.399 boy in three right, probably, I don't remember. If he is Ken, 1879 02:15:11.880 --> 02:15:15.800 I don't remember. Was a teenager now a whole lass team? Now? 1880 02:15:16.199 --> 02:15:18.279 Where do you see that? In the Ken story and you play six 1881 02:15:18.399 --> 02:15:22.119 after you beat Ken's story, you see him looking out the window of like, 1882 02:15:22.239 --> 02:15:24.399 I really miss your son. I'll see you soon. And he's a 1883 02:15:24.720 --> 02:15:28.239 teenager. That's a teenage boy. Now, okay, so what he's thinking 1884 02:15:28.319 --> 02:15:31.640 like fifteen years later forty, he's at least forty and some change. No, 1885 02:15:33.039 --> 02:15:35.239 that would mean forty. That would mean probably because in Street Fighter in 1886 02:15:35.279 --> 02:15:37.600 the early ones, they were in their twenties. Yeah, they were, 1887 02:15:37.640 --> 02:15:41.079 so by logic, if you went like, let's say fifteen years later, 1888 02:15:41.199 --> 02:15:45.960 that would make mid thirties. Even if you're eighteen, that would mean late 1889 02:15:46.039 --> 02:15:48.159 thirties. If they were in their early twenties. And Street Fighter two, 1890 02:15:48.760 --> 02:15:52.520 Street Fighter two, they were early twenties, I would say, yeah, 1891 02:15:52.680 --> 02:15:56.159 even if he was fifteen years later, it would probably be bro When I 1892 02:15:56.239 --> 02:16:01.079 was twenty years fifteen years ago, I was twenty. You know what I'm 1893 02:16:01.079 --> 02:16:03.600 saying. How time works, that's true, right, But and two, 1894 02:16:03.680 --> 02:16:07.399 they weren't even married yet. Yeah, so then like, no, they 1895 02:16:07.479 --> 02:16:11.560 got pregnant with them, they got pregnant with the daughter in two, and 1896 02:16:11.720 --> 02:16:15.680 then at the end got pregnant. Actually no, that's not even true. 1897 02:16:15.680 --> 02:16:18.640 Actually it was in four. The end of four. I think the end 1898 02:16:18.680 --> 02:16:22.000 of four was when I think they first. Now I'm getting confused, niggas. 1899 02:16:24.399 --> 02:16:28.159 It's too But look here, I think people, you guys probably know 1900 02:16:28.279 --> 02:16:30.600 better than we do. One of you guys out there that definitely want to 1901 02:16:30.640 --> 02:16:35.840 do just by looking at the characters, like to think that these people are 1902 02:16:37.040 --> 02:16:41.120 middle aged some of them obviously, some of the like obviously, some people 1903 02:16:41.120 --> 02:16:45.520 are old as fuck. But as far as the main heroes there, I 1904 02:16:45.559 --> 02:16:52.879 would say early forties, late thirties maximum maximum. Just by looking at them, 1905 02:16:52.920 --> 02:16:56.000 these niggas, most of them aren't even gray and like, if you 1906 02:16:56.079 --> 02:16:58.639 really wanted to portray that they were getting old, they would put some gray 1907 02:16:58.680 --> 02:17:01.200 in their motherfucking beard. The fact that you're looking for inner peace at this 1908 02:17:01.280 --> 02:17:05.639 age is crazy. Bro. That was just die Like what is he doing 1909 02:17:05.680 --> 02:17:07.319 at this point? Like? Bro, how are you people? Bro? 1910 02:17:07.520 --> 02:17:16.559 You're old ship? Now, that's even most people from soccer or something at 1911 02:17:16.600 --> 02:17:18.959 this point. Soccer is also so basically an argument. I think you're right 1912 02:17:20.079 --> 02:17:22.440 of soccer. At the end, she finds you in the beginning of three. 1913 02:17:22.799 --> 02:17:28.120 In regular three, soccer finds you and she's a teenager and by the 1914 02:17:28.280 --> 02:17:33.840 end of five she's twenty two. All right, but hopefully I was getting 1915 02:17:33.840 --> 02:17:35.280 that pussy though. I know, dude, I am. I would not 1916 02:17:35.399 --> 02:17:37.920 if I was, like, Yo, I knew you when you were jail 1917 02:17:39.000 --> 02:17:43.280 bait, I'm not touching you. No fu Lee, I'm sure they fucked 1918 02:17:43.280 --> 02:17:46.120 it. Leah. It was legal in Japan though, so whatever. I 1919 02:17:46.159 --> 02:17:52.280 think they barely change those laws. Dude, I I he loves street Fighter? 1920 02:17:52.440 --> 02:17:56.000 Is that about to say? I like Street Fighter? But I'm not 1921 02:17:56.040 --> 02:18:01.680 gonna pretend like I knew there was a story even slightly every story, give 1922 02:18:01.840 --> 02:18:07.399 every single I skipped every single character, Like, yeah, I don't like 1923 02:18:07.760 --> 02:18:09.280 anything that was even remotely a cut scene. I was like, I don't 1924 02:18:09.440 --> 02:18:13.879 what, I don't care. What the fuck I'm trying to fight? What 1925 02:18:13.079 --> 02:18:18.920 is this? It would be like if there was a reason for for the 1926 02:18:18.040 --> 02:18:20.120 Tetris blocks, you know what I mean, Like, I don't know if 1927 02:18:20.159 --> 02:18:24.680 it wasn't for Mortal Kombat More Kombat forced fighting games to put in stories. 1928 02:18:26.600 --> 02:18:30.120 Before it would just be very ending at the end when you'd beat arcade mode, 1929 02:18:30.120 --> 02:18:33.000 you would get a little bit of something. But then since Mortal Kombat 1930 02:18:33.040 --> 02:18:37.200 started killing it with these like really in in uh these detailed or just you 1931 02:18:37.280 --> 02:18:41.920 know, never the Realm studios, they they really just started killing it and 1932 02:18:41.040 --> 02:18:45.479 that's like a big part of the of it. And now they're like, 1933 02:18:45.520 --> 02:18:48.000 fuck, I guess we have to try it now too, because people feel 1934 02:18:48.000 --> 02:18:50.959 like they're getting robbed. They're like, you're not putting enough content here. 1935 02:18:50.559 --> 02:18:54.239 Okay. One has one of the most silly moments ever. Can she gets 1936 02:18:54.319 --> 02:19:00.680 acids? Can she gets stabbed with two sizes and he gets blind? It's 1937 02:19:01.079 --> 02:19:07.159 funny. I was just so high size got impaled into his face and he 1938 02:19:07.280 --> 02:19:09.639 barely got blind. That was so funny. What is this? Wait, 1939 02:19:11.719 --> 02:19:16.079 got slashed and he lost his eyes? Like that makes sense? Yeah, 1940 02:19:16.120 --> 02:19:22.159 so can he still loses eyes? So funny The way he loses his eyesight 1941 02:19:22.319 --> 02:19:24.680 is so funny, Like because I thought the exact I thought the same exact 1942 02:19:24.719 --> 02:19:28.159 thing. I was like, I was laughing. And in in which in 1943 02:19:28.239 --> 02:19:31.520 which game? M K one, the latest one, the most recent one? 1944 02:19:31.559 --> 02:19:35.639 Yeah, yeah, he gets sad with two size in the in the 1945 02:19:35.799 --> 02:19:39.000 head. They won't like it wasn't like saying they were like a quarter impaled, 1946 02:19:39.079 --> 02:19:43.639 you know, like say they were probably halfway in, They're probably that's 1947 02:19:45.360 --> 02:19:50.479 they were taking his brain for. They were definitely taking his front. That's 1948 02:19:50.600 --> 02:19:54.280 so crazy. I saw an image. I saw a screenshot of it. 1949 02:19:54.719 --> 02:19:56.680 I'm trying to find the video it. I can't. What I like is 1950 02:19:56.760 --> 02:20:03.840 that his his his family's He didn't help him until he was blind? Were 1951 02:20:03.879 --> 02:20:05.639 you before? No, he didn't have it yet, you didn't have it 1952 02:20:09.920 --> 02:20:15.399 after. That's right, That's right. Okay, So this is actually a 1953 02:20:15.440 --> 02:20:18.520 great example actually of a little bit what we were talking about with the Spider 1954 02:20:18.600 --> 02:20:22.079 Man thing. I'm looking at the character models in World Combat one, and 1955 02:20:22.159 --> 02:20:26.200 they look really good. They're very good, you know, like they fantastic. 1956 02:20:26.559 --> 02:20:30.280 They look like they fucking nailed it. I would bet that if I 1957 02:20:30.399 --> 02:20:33.920 went to go see like these actors like Headshots or whatever, that they would 1958 02:20:33.920 --> 02:20:37.920 look very, very very much like this, obviously outside of costume. And 1959 02:20:37.959 --> 02:20:41.600 then I think that's what m K one does better than because I think m 1960 02:20:41.680 --> 02:20:43.920 K one as a game, it's sort of man, But I think the 1961 02:20:45.159 --> 02:20:54.680 models they nailed like they this is actually model like this almost like they're actually 1962 02:20:54.799 --> 02:20:58.920 like distractingly good, like they're really really good like and I guess especially because 1963 02:21:00.040 --> 02:21:03.799 I guess it's mainly because I'm thinking of specifically Spider Man as I'm making this 1964 02:21:03.840 --> 02:21:07.520 comparison, but like, dude, it's like miles beyond it. I knew 1965 02:21:07.520 --> 02:21:09.760 they were onto something when they did in Justice Too, because I saw like, 1966 02:21:09.879 --> 02:21:13.440 oh, there needs it needs work, but I see where they're going 1967 02:21:13.520 --> 02:21:16.959 with this. And that was all the way back in I think twenty seventeen 1968 02:21:16.079 --> 02:21:20.040 or something, and I was, yeah, like like it was a little 1969 02:21:20.200 --> 02:21:22.280 jam out twenty seventeen, I think, so, I think it's just two 1970 02:21:22.520 --> 02:21:26.000 a while ago. I thought it came out well before that. No, 1971 02:21:26.200 --> 02:21:28.680 No, I'm pretty sure it's twenty seventeen. But I feel like two snuck 1972 02:21:28.760 --> 02:21:31.200 up on me because I feel like I was still playing one before and two 1973 02:21:31.280 --> 02:21:33.760 came out. I was, well, yeah, it was early early twenty 1974 02:21:33.799 --> 02:21:35.520 seventeen. It was a Justice Too. You might be thinking of, like, 1975 02:21:35.559 --> 02:21:39.079 I mean, the first once is obviously yeah, it's probably what twenty 1976 02:21:39.200 --> 02:21:41.680 thirteen thirteen, Probably that sounds about right now. You remember playing it at 1977 02:21:41.760 --> 02:21:46.079 Joe's at Joe's place. So that was like twenty thirteen probably. I think 1978 02:21:46.120 --> 02:21:50.200 that's right because it was at the end of the console cycle. Was that 1979 02:21:50.280 --> 02:21:56.879 the closest is uh, oh man, this bothers me in Justice Game. 1980 02:21:58.040 --> 02:22:01.559 God, we'll get under the credits. Oh yeah, yeah yeah twenty thirteen. 1981 02:22:01.600 --> 02:22:05.360 Yeah yeah yeah God. All right, Well that was an interesting, 1982 02:22:07.239 --> 02:22:13.319 interesting little tangent. Hopefully people in the in the chat. Bro, that's 1983 02:22:13.360 --> 02:22:18.280 some. That's some. Look I want her to be I would, yeah, 1984 02:22:18.319 --> 02:22:24.120 I want her to be sixty, but I just know she's not because 1985 02:22:24.120 --> 02:22:33.159 a coma coumah's elderly and he's slowing down at all yet Tounley, Yeah, 1986 02:22:35.360 --> 02:22:39.600 right, whether the Gokin just literally just wakes up. He's been dead for 1987 02:22:39.760 --> 02:22:43.360 years and then he just wakes up. What the focus? Not dead, 1988 02:22:43.399 --> 02:22:48.799 that's what I mean. No, he got killed and then he he practiced 1989 02:22:48.799 --> 02:22:50.959 the the power of nothingness and then woke up later and I'm like, what 1990 02:22:52.079 --> 02:22:54.680 the fuck is this? Lord dude. Kennon ru buried him, Bro, 1991 02:22:56.399 --> 02:22:58.159 they found him. Then they were like, oh, our master's dead. 1992 02:22:58.440 --> 02:23:03.200 We got him and they bury him. And later they go back to where 1993 02:23:03.280 --> 02:23:07.559 they were like there and they're like, yo, that's just that's just fighting. 1994 02:23:07.639 --> 02:23:13.239 It thought you, yeah, that's fighting. It's it's so ridiculous. 1995 02:23:13.399 --> 02:23:16.879 It's all like like techan where they're just dropping each other off mountains constantly. 1996 02:23:16.440 --> 02:23:26.159 It's play the demo for tech for the New was dropped in I'm gonna get 1997 02:23:26.200 --> 02:23:28.440 the game, so I'm just not gonna play the demo. Damage Kazia is 1998 02:23:28.840 --> 02:23:35.600 the damage Kazi and Jin do to like Central Tokyo and they're just fat is 1999 02:23:35.840 --> 02:23:39.959 insane and I'm like, yo, these guys are walking around. I love 2000 02:23:41.319 --> 02:23:46.239 the technic is the most insane lord though, ever that that's all that watch 2001 02:23:46.319 --> 02:23:52.760 that video just to that's all the hour. That is a fantastic video because 2002 02:23:54.280 --> 02:23:56.920 I was even myself, I'm like, I've played most of them, but 2003 02:23:56.000 --> 02:24:00.719 I still don't know everything. And it was so much crazier than I ever 2004 02:24:00.760 --> 02:24:05.879 could have imagined. It's it's the wild ever broke slipped so many of them 2005 02:24:05.319 --> 02:24:11.680 got dropped off a mountain into a volcano. Volcano. He was literally child 2006 02:24:13.159 --> 02:24:18.319 he somehow it was oh wait, no wait, am I getting his backwards? 2007 02:24:18.399 --> 02:24:20.559 It was off a cliff. He was of the cliff. He dropped 2008 02:24:20.559 --> 02:24:24.200 a cliff. She was in a volcano. That's right, I got that, 2009 02:24:24.319 --> 02:24:28.879 and then he dropped Kazia in the volcano afterwards, and then Kazia came 2010 02:24:28.959 --> 02:24:33.319 back, and then Jin dropped Kazi in the volcano. I think they're all 2011 02:24:33.559 --> 02:24:37.840 somehow still alive somehow, and they win, they win to get back, 2012 02:24:37.920 --> 02:24:43.440 they all win. The volcano was in fact a power up. When you 2013 02:24:43.600 --> 02:24:46.840 fall into the volca back and you win, let's get out of it. 2014 02:24:48.079 --> 02:24:52.399 So so I love, I gotta I gotta play through No, well, 2015 02:24:52.440 --> 02:24:54.760 no way, I'm playing through all of them. You should. I bet 2016 02:24:54.799 --> 02:25:00.239 you'll have a great time. Honestly, I maybe I just feel I don't 2017 02:25:00.239 --> 02:25:03.040 have a lot of time. He's my main issue, and they're there are 2018 02:25:03.079 --> 02:25:07.399 games that I really should be playing for work that probably take precedent over second 2019 02:25:07.639 --> 02:25:13.079 three. All of them make money from it. There you go. I 2020 02:25:13.159 --> 02:25:16.360 guess, yeah, I probably, yeah, I guess. So I gotta 2021 02:25:16.399 --> 02:25:18.360 figure that out anyway. Whatever we've been going on for a while, Yeah, 2022 02:25:18.559 --> 02:25:24.200 yeah, Mary fucking January, we're gonna read our twenty five dollars and 2023 02:25:24.280 --> 02:25:28.639 up, homeless patrons now, thanks for all of your support over on Patronic 2024 02:25:28.680 --> 02:25:30.799 complas starting. I remember you can support us over there. I said that 2025 02:25:30.840 --> 02:25:33.319 a lot this episode, but I'm remembering, Uh, leave us nice reviews 2026 02:25:33.360 --> 02:25:37.719 on podcast services if you can always engage with the comment, even if you 2027 02:25:37.840 --> 02:25:41.799 got some bullshit to say, Uh, we'd love to have you. And 2028 02:25:41.159 --> 02:25:50.040 uh, what is that? Who is that? It's so big? Is 2029 02:25:50.079 --> 02:25:54.159 that Gutso that's good? He's that's the biggest blunt I've ever seen. That 2030 02:25:54.399 --> 02:25:58.239 is fucking He's gonna die. I think that could that could kill guts. 2031 02:25:58.239 --> 02:26:00.840 I think that big of a blunt can I'll do it? That might be 2032 02:26:00.920 --> 02:26:05.399 what does it? Finally? Fuck Griffith. So, if I'm not mistaken, 2033 02:26:05.479 --> 02:26:09.000 this is episode one, yes, which means next episode is episode two 2034 02:26:09.079 --> 02:26:15.079 hundred. We have a question thread up on or not a question thread but 2035 02:26:15.159 --> 02:26:20.040 a but a thread up for episode two hundred. I named the episode three 2036 02:26:20.120 --> 02:26:22.680 hundred because I'm stupid, but uh, and I refuse to correct it, 2037 02:26:24.319 --> 02:26:28.000 but it's there. So we're gonna go through some of the some of the 2038 02:26:28.200 --> 02:26:33.559 highlights of the Stark Tank up until basically not necessarily of the last year, 2039 02:26:33.600 --> 02:26:35.440 but like the entire time, and I think it'll be fun to reminisce. 2040 02:26:35.879 --> 02:26:41.079 I'm gonna I think I'm gonna get hammered before we start recording because why not. 2041 02:26:43.000 --> 02:26:43.799 And we'll see we see what that, We'll see what that does. 2042 02:26:43.840 --> 02:26:48.719 See if I can read these fucking names, aile hammered Jesus. But we'll 2043 02:26:48.719 --> 02:26:52.440 see you for that episode. Really want to try, no promises. We 2044 02:26:52.520 --> 02:26:56.559 want to see if we can get somebody special to join us. Yeah, 2045 02:26:56.840 --> 02:27:01.319 you know, last minute. We'll see what I have. Yeah, yeah, 2046 02:27:01.479 --> 02:27:05.559 it's a pretty last minute thing, but we'll see. But if not, 2047 02:27:05.680 --> 02:27:09.200 we've got a big episode planned regardless, so tune in over there. 2048 02:27:09.239 --> 02:27:13.520 We've got an extra ammo on our theme park up the Snark Tank theme Park 2049 02:27:13.559 --> 02:27:16.000 where we built all sorts of mascots and rides and Chip should go check that 2050 02:27:16.040 --> 02:27:18.840 out. Hell yeah, as well as every single other extram is that extramo 2051 02:27:18.879 --> 02:27:22.200 by the way, in the in the collections like the uh no, but 2052 02:27:22.280 --> 02:27:28.000 I will do that. It will be I'm actually oh see okay, okay, 2053 02:27:28.200 --> 02:27:31.120 right, all right, okay, so there's there's a playlist for you. 2054 02:27:31.239 --> 02:27:33.479 But anyway, let's let's read these names and get the fun out of 2055 02:27:33.479 --> 02:27:37.879 here. There's gonna be three hours. Fuck damn it, what just damn 2056 02:27:37.959 --> 02:27:41.719 it? I just forgot about I wanted to talk about Matt pat but it's 2057 02:27:41.760 --> 02:27:46.520 too let's go. Oh yeah, I forgot. Yeah, he's retiring completely 2058 02:27:46.600 --> 02:27:52.280 gone. Yeah he died, is now Matt pat is now just a theory 2059 02:27:54.000 --> 02:27:58.319 you know already. No, he's gonna be gone in March. He's gonna 2060 02:27:58.360 --> 02:28:01.479 win like ten other videos and on all the channels. I didn't even know 2061 02:28:01.559 --> 02:28:03.639 he had four or three other channels. I thought he only had two or 2062 02:28:03.719 --> 02:28:07.879 something. Yeah. Yeah, but I watched like half of the video. 2063 02:28:07.920 --> 02:28:09.520 I was like, Okay, I get it. And he made his bread, 2064 02:28:09.559 --> 02:28:11.600 you know, yeah, fuck yeah, dude, time to move on. 2065 02:28:13.000 --> 02:28:16.040 I was gonna clip that one thing. We did a video in Vegas, 2066 02:28:16.120 --> 02:28:20.719 Chris, and at the very end of it, you were like pretending 2067 02:28:20.799 --> 02:28:22.799 to be him, and then he was for some reason, he was like 2068 02:28:22.920 --> 02:28:33.440 some Soviet agent or something. Think this tak this to ended the day. 2069 02:28:33.040 --> 02:28:37.600 Yeah, the idea of him being like a secret Soviet off camera is hilarious. 2070 02:28:39.239 --> 02:28:45.840 That's just a theory, a game theory. Thanks for watching. Bring 2071 02:28:46.000 --> 02:28:52.399 this to Kyle in editing, I'd like a big transition over to a film 2072 02:28:52.520 --> 02:29:01.159 theory channel. It's just been infiltrating us all these you. That was so 2073 02:29:01.479 --> 02:29:03.079 it's crazy to think about how long ago that Vegas trip was by the way, 2074 02:29:03.360 --> 02:29:09.959 Yeah, that's insane. Jesus Christ right five years ago. Jesus, 2075 02:29:09.280 --> 02:29:13.399 that's basically five years ago. But anyway, let's let's read these names. 2076 02:29:13.440 --> 02:29:16.319 You get the fuck out of here, rest in peace. Matt pat you 2077 02:29:16.520 --> 02:29:31.719 fucking fuck you fuck three two one, making a Prince Albert. God damn 2078 02:29:31.719 --> 02:29:39.760 it. I gotta blow my nose making a Prince Albert piercing out of sodium 2079 02:29:39.200 --> 02:29:43.319 metal. So whenever you take a piss your dick explodes, we can bang 2080 02:29:43.360 --> 02:29:48.200 if you want to. You can piss in my bed lego my ego. 2081 02:29:50.879 --> 02:30:00.440 Uh oh, lego, my ego, niggo. Oh of course, you 2082 02:30:00.520 --> 02:30:03.639 can funk if you want to. You can fuck your friends behind because your 2083 02:30:03.680 --> 02:30:07.520 friends don't come, and if they don't come, well they're just and it's 2084 02:30:07.559 --> 02:30:16.360 just the N word is a wild fucking conclusion to that. But like, 2085 02:30:16.520 --> 02:30:18.840 all right, just kind of got lazy and eye. Yeah, this nigga, 2086 02:30:20.719 --> 02:30:24.719 it worked, It worked. Leon Sam's big Meaty stinks, Gary Cooyer, 2087 02:30:24.959 --> 02:30:28.319 Coolier, Andy the man whose handies are str and Dandy gay Gita, 2088 02:30:28.440 --> 02:30:37.520 Prince of all gay ins gayant. I can't believe the genius. It sounds 2089 02:30:37.559 --> 02:30:46.280 pretty cool. Vagina, It's so stupid. I can't believe. I can't 2090 02:30:46.399 --> 02:30:50.760 fucking believe that we've never said super gay in or something. No, you've 2091 02:30:50.879 --> 02:30:54.920 never said that. I've definitely made that on this show. We're two hundred 2092 02:30:54.959 --> 02:30:58.239 episodes in. We've never come and dragon Balls come up a myriad of times 2093 02:30:58.680 --> 02:31:03.520 said super game. There is no that's nuts. And the genis what does 2094 02:31:03.559 --> 02:31:13.799 a scouter say about his penis level? It's big? Oh man, we 2095 02:31:13.840 --> 02:31:16.079 should do that too. We should write we should write a gauge dude, 2096 02:31:16.120 --> 02:31:20.040 that's a great extra. We should write a gay dragon ball arc about like 2097 02:31:20.239 --> 02:31:26.559 f F slur ball z. How about that? Oh my god, dragon 2098 02:31:28.639 --> 02:31:33.520 it rolls? No, No, no, not at all, dragon ball 2099 02:31:33.639 --> 02:31:37.559 F word is definitely fun A F word ball z. I disagree. I 2100 02:31:37.600 --> 02:31:41.559 disagree because it rhymes because said, and I was like, never in your 2101 02:31:41.600 --> 02:31:54.760 head right exactly? I wrote ball z. That is so sid I just 2102 02:31:54.920 --> 02:32:01.920 I wrote. I didn't twink, I gave I wrote gave balls. Can 2103 02:32:03.000 --> 02:32:09.360 we just do f Yeah, we'll do it. Yeah, that's crazy, 2104 02:32:09.879 --> 02:32:16.319 at Ama, whatever you want, is it offensive if we say if it's 2105 02:32:16.440 --> 02:32:20.920 not the slur necessarily, but it's part like fagon ball z, that sounds 2106 02:32:20.959 --> 02:32:24.840 pretty cool. No, no, it's just like saying, you know how 2107 02:32:24.959 --> 02:32:26.760 if you know what I mean, no, because no, I agree if 2108 02:32:26.799 --> 02:32:31.799 you put you take the hard R, but you put an L before the 2109 02:32:31.959 --> 02:32:37.600 E and it's a completely different word. Yeah, it sounds like that's true, 2110 02:32:37.639 --> 02:32:41.760 you know, yeah, but you know, honestly, is such a 2111 02:32:41.000 --> 02:32:50.360 funny idea. It is black Man telling jokes, and Batman's not trying to 2112 02:32:50.520 --> 02:32:54.200 hear it at all. He's, in fact, way more aggressive to him. 2113 02:32:54.239 --> 02:33:00.600 He's way more aggressive to him and all instead of like, instead a 2114 02:33:00.680 --> 02:33:09.760 question him, it's a Hennessy bottle. But what happens is it should like 2115 02:33:09.799 --> 02:33:16.000 a question mark and then there's a little as a question mark shaped models stupid 2116 02:33:18.159 --> 02:33:24.840 well just grape soda bottles, but question No, No, dude, I 2117 02:33:24.840 --> 02:33:26.319 feel like I can say I feel like I can say the I feel like 2118 02:33:26.360 --> 02:33:28.879 I feel like I should be grandfather in for the f slur. Honestly, 2119 02:33:30.399 --> 02:33:33.559 yeah, I don't think the amount of gay ship that we've done, the 2120 02:33:33.639 --> 02:33:37.760 covers and stuff, I think we can an honorary past. I just don't 2121 02:33:37.120 --> 02:33:41.159 I want to say, I just don't want to deal with it. I 2122 02:33:41.200 --> 02:33:45.079 guess that's homeless people gay homeless people. Oh, it's gonna be extra amals 2123 02:33:45.120 --> 02:33:46.719 or whatever, gay homeless people. If we have the past, if we 2124 02:33:46.799 --> 02:33:50.559 have a past, please let us know, like tag us or something. 2125 02:33:50.920 --> 02:33:52.600 Well, the thing is is right. We don't need to say it here 2126 02:33:52.760 --> 02:33:56.319 on extram it's it's private. You pay to see it, you make your 2127 02:33:58.000 --> 02:34:00.639 here's here's the thing. If it's central to the pre miss of what we're 2128 02:34:00.639 --> 02:34:01.319 doing, like it's going to be for this, I feel like we should 2129 02:34:01.319 --> 02:34:05.719 be able to say it. Also because quite frankly, because quite frankly, 2130 02:34:07.239 --> 02:34:11.239 also because to be completely I mean, I don't know, man, Like 2131 02:34:11.319 --> 02:34:16.120 if if Lady Gaga had a penis side sucket, you know that count You're 2132 02:34:16.319 --> 02:34:18.559 You're mad, You're mad, gave for that, You're mad, gave for 2133 02:34:18.639 --> 02:34:26.840 that? Hell yeah, dude, I'm in the the the female penis man, 2134 02:34:26.120 --> 02:34:30.319 the female penis is taken over Kingston. You're on the wrong side history. 2135 02:34:31.000 --> 02:34:31.680 You're on the wrong side of history with that. Man. I've never 2136 02:34:31.760 --> 02:34:41.520 gonna right history. I've never I'm never anyway purpose I refuse to be better 2137 02:34:43.799 --> 02:34:46.719 anyway. Fucking what did you say? Sneako cowering and fear from a Krispy 2138 02:34:46.799 --> 02:34:50.920 Kreme donut like a veteran hearing Fireworks, Heath Smoker, the legend of Zelda, 2139 02:34:52.000 --> 02:34:56.520 Queers of the Condom. Uh, there wasn't even anything like that. 2140 02:34:58.479 --> 02:35:00.799 That's jarring because it's just the legend. Is I thought it would be like 2141 02:35:00.840 --> 02:35:05.159 the legend of yeah something ga Yelda or something like it, even even if 2142 02:35:05.159 --> 02:35:07.200 it sucks, you know, even if it sucked, like it would be 2143 02:35:07.280 --> 02:35:16.040 something gay leg Kay Ario g Brothers, Donkey Gay. I don't know what. 2144 02:35:20.000 --> 02:35:30.879 I guess gay Kong would be better. Yeah, donkey donkey Gay is 2145 02:35:31.079 --> 02:35:37.079 soulous lever that is, it is so dumb and it could be confused for 2146 02:35:37.239 --> 02:35:41.600 so much more than the rest of the legend of gay, Legend of gay, 2147 02:35:43.040 --> 02:35:46.520 oh, legend of gay all right? Uh the yeah we hen time 2148 02:35:46.559 --> 02:35:52.879 Mangai I got for gay Zilla minus come. Uh. It makes me so 2149 02:35:54.000 --> 02:35:56.879 upset, Like I wish I sometimes I wish I could we could get really 2150 02:35:56.920 --> 02:36:00.559 lazy with this and we could just read the names and then just copy paste 2151 02:36:00.559 --> 02:36:03.440 and throughout the month. But because shit keeps happening in the middle of the 2152 02:36:03.520 --> 02:36:07.879 credits, we can't. Yeah yeah, yeah, we have to like never 2153 02:36:07.600 --> 02:36:13.840 just just stay on script and then yeah, they'll be Jesse, yeah, 2154 02:36:13.079 --> 02:36:18.200 Jesse, Pink Jesse Pickman, Uh rise against re education to the sound of 2155 02:36:18.200 --> 02:36:22.280 a black eye panting away, to the rhythm of the thrusting deep inside may 2156 02:36:22.399 --> 02:36:30.040 homeless transform whose resolution is to fuck Uh just Alexander and there's too many gays 2157 02:36:30.079 --> 02:36:35.479 here in my gay dreams, I see that gay town, silent gay, 2158 02:36:35.719 --> 02:36:45.559 not even not even remotely clever. Uh. Juxto the Jester and gay disposition. 2159 02:36:45.959 --> 02:36:48.719 Nice. I remember Juxto. Yeah, Juxto, I forgot about him? 2160 02:36:50.159 --> 02:36:50.959 Was his what was his thing? Was? That? Was that the 2161 02:36:52.000 --> 02:36:54.559 thing that he was? Juxtow the Jester, Well was just saying that, 2162 02:36:54.639 --> 02:36:58.280 yeah, because like juxta juxtaposition sounds like a gesture's name or some shit like 2163 02:36:58.360 --> 02:37:01.799 that. I don't remember or that, Oh no, that I remember because 2164 02:37:01.840 --> 02:37:05.280 juxtaposition, it's the word itself. Sounded like a juxtaposition, because you have 2165 02:37:05.319 --> 02:37:09.719 the word position next to fucking Juxto, which is fucking like, what the 2166 02:37:09.799 --> 02:37:16.239 fuck is that? Okay, I'm remembering. You are tuned into You are 2167 02:37:16.319 --> 02:37:20.719 tuned into ninety eight point seven w I RP with Negro in the spic Mariacci 2168 02:37:20.840 --> 02:37:26.479 music with fog horns. Uh John that kills the flower moon? Eight out 2169 02:37:26.520 --> 02:37:30.719 of ten. Guido the fourth. Uh, the fucking discord link is down. 2170 02:37:31.600 --> 02:37:37.920 Uh. I want some cock sludge. I love to swallow man splooge. 2171 02:37:39.399 --> 02:37:43.520 I really love to make Dick's cry so tonight, I'm sucking this guy's 2172 02:37:43.639 --> 02:37:48.319 ball sack by cman m by, don't know what's on. Just clean off 2173 02:37:48.319 --> 02:37:54.520 the closet. I'm sucking something ball sack. I'm sorry, Mike, mikey 2174 02:37:54.440 --> 02:37:58.879 Muslki challenge sneak out to a fight. That's hilarious. I don't know he 2175 02:38:00.040 --> 02:38:07.079 talking about the jiu jitsu expert. Literally, yeah, he's like he basically 2176 02:38:07.200 --> 02:38:09.959 Chris. He looks like you, he looks like and and he fucking is 2177 02:38:11.920 --> 02:38:15.799 and and what's what's this guy's name? Mike mos like? I think his 2178 02:38:15.959 --> 02:38:20.879 last name, his last names. If you just put in Mike uh jiu 2179 02:38:20.959 --> 02:38:24.239 jitsu or just one championship, it'll pop up. Okay, so I'm getting 2180 02:38:24.280 --> 02:38:28.879 Mickey Mouse. Okay. I don't know what you I don't know what you 2181 02:38:28.079 --> 02:38:33.639 googled at all. He is a herd, like I don't how do you 2182 02:38:33.680 --> 02:38:39.200 spell? Like? What is that? So it's yeah, musai. But 2183 02:38:39.840 --> 02:38:41.399 but if you just put in Mike one championship, it'll pop up. It's 2184 02:38:41.399 --> 02:38:46.920 easier Mike one championship. He does. He look like a little nerd. 2185 02:38:48.360 --> 02:38:50.639 He just looks like a little guy with if you get a picture with his 2186 02:38:50.680 --> 02:38:54.600 glasses on, he's just a little smiley guy. But he's the absolute ship 2187 02:38:54.760 --> 02:38:58.319 at What the fuck this guy? Yeah, what the hell? That's what 2188 02:38:58.479 --> 02:39:03.559 makes it so funny. He's so nice and he's also ridden. He's riddled 2189 02:39:03.639 --> 02:39:07.680 with anxiety. Like he's like, he's such a like but he's but he's 2190 02:39:07.719 --> 02:39:11.479 a jiu jitsu guy. Yeah, he's jiu jitsu. Fucking he's fighting to 2191 02:39:11.520 --> 02:39:15.479 get over his anxiety. He's anxiety. But he's like literally a doll of 2192 02:39:15.559 --> 02:39:20.879 a human being. But he will beat the breaks off you. He's just 2193 02:39:20.159 --> 02:39:24.719 he's the best at jiu jitsu. Is so good. He's not even built 2194 02:39:24.760 --> 02:39:31.479 the right way. You assume all this is exactly what a jiu jitsu master 2195 02:39:31.639 --> 02:39:35.280 could be built like. But then very true and jiu jitsu specifically, in 2196 02:39:35.399 --> 02:39:39.440 the sport of jiu jitsu, they don't test for drugs, so a bunch 2197 02:39:39.479 --> 02:39:43.559 of people are now blowing up to insane sizes. So skill is becoming less 2198 02:39:43.760 --> 02:39:48.719 important because you're so strong, we can manipulate people like I've seen people and 2199 02:39:48.799 --> 02:39:54.920 like usually granted, there's usually like they're just like African muscle muscle men doing 2200 02:39:56.079 --> 02:39:58.200 jiu jitsu. They don't. They don't look like the wrong, but they 2201 02:39:58.280 --> 02:40:01.719 look like little small than like Michael B. Jordan at his biggest in Creed, 2202 02:40:03.040 --> 02:40:07.920 and then there's this little little fair, little little fairy size pixie looking 2203 02:40:07.040 --> 02:40:11.879 like linked dude that doesn't he gets out of them. Bro Go look at 2204 02:40:11.959 --> 02:40:16.200 a Gordon Ryan before and after, and you can see like, Okay, 2205 02:40:16.280 --> 02:40:22.079 here's a jiu jitsu guy, and now he looks like he's fucking w W 2206 02:40:22.280 --> 02:40:24.879 wrestler just because they don't test. They don't fucking test. So now he's 2207 02:40:24.920 --> 02:40:28.360 just like he fights Sneaker and kills him. Oh yeah, I hope he 2208 02:40:28.399 --> 02:40:33.680 twists his neck like three times around. He just keeps going, starts carrying. 2209 02:40:35.479 --> 02:40:39.399 I hope he hits Sneako one time and he dies like it's like it's 2210 02:40:39.479 --> 02:40:43.840 like really hands climbag like the horse kicks him and he he he kicks him 2211 02:40:43.879 --> 02:40:46.799 once. He kicks Sneako once in the head and then he ships himself and 2212 02:40:46.920 --> 02:40:50.399 dies. I want to he's gonna break his ankles, He's gonna like twist 2213 02:40:50.479 --> 02:40:56.959 his head. I know, I know it's a serious sport. People can 2214 02:40:56.000 --> 02:40:58.920 get really hurt in it. But I want one person in my era to 2215 02:41:00.280 --> 02:41:03.360 die in a ring bro I just want one. Just want to give me 2216 02:41:03.479 --> 02:41:07.639 that. The last pay per view got close. This dude, Bryce Mitchell 2217 02:41:07.680 --> 02:41:11.040 got hit so hard that he started seezar he goes crazy. He had that 2218 02:41:11.120 --> 02:41:16.200 was Bryce Mitchell had the season. Yea, everybody thought he's gonna die. 2219 02:41:16.719 --> 02:41:20.799 That's crazy. Yeah, it was actually kind of just don't looking at him, 2220 02:41:22.079 --> 02:41:26.440 just like looking at him, and he was like, I don't understand 2221 02:41:26.559 --> 02:41:28.079 seizures because it's just like why don't you just stop moving? Yeah, like 2222 02:41:28.200 --> 02:41:31.879 he just chill out. Your brain is swelling, idiots, chill out with 2223 02:41:31.959 --> 02:41:35.719 that ship man you got, you got your brain swell. I feel like 2224 02:41:35.760 --> 02:41:39.479 if you just slapped the person, they'll like snap out of it right away. 2225 02:41:39.719 --> 02:41:48.680 Just yeah, like tried like pouring a cup of like really cold water 2226 02:41:48.799 --> 02:41:54.479 on the person, like I don't imagine beating them more to wake him up, 2227 02:41:54.760 --> 02:41:58.440 and they seize harder, and he beats the harder to wake him up. 2228 02:41:58.360 --> 02:42:03.000 That's just your at that point. What about having to why you're beating 2229 02:42:03.040 --> 02:42:11.239 off you think like it would actually like kind of help you it now like 2230 02:42:11.319 --> 02:42:18.319 it's just like I've reached back speed. Now let's go, yeah, come 2231 02:42:18.360 --> 02:42:22.000 on, let's Seahama obamna Lord of Jones striking Matt Walsh's house. His family 2232 02:42:22.079 --> 02:42:26.879 is safe, but not him. Fuck it, carry on with the Britton 2233 02:42:26.920 --> 02:42:30.399 slander. It's ship sucks here. Listening to Sweeney makes me consider racism. 2234 02:42:30.440 --> 02:42:33.360 Sweeney, thank you for being the voice of reason, Christian killerself two opposites, 2235 02:42:35.600 --> 02:42:39.920 baller of the first sin Uh. You don't have to be afraid anymore. 2236 02:42:41.520 --> 02:42:43.840 Sweeney. Please come to Sweden. I'm the biggest boy in my village 2237 02:42:43.840 --> 02:42:48.120 and I can protect you from the dire moose and the naggar yeager. I 2238 02:42:48.239 --> 02:42:54.920 forgot that, and I probably just said a slur in some foreign language, 2239 02:42:54.959 --> 02:42:58.920 but I don't. Uh. Jolly old dip ship yaesified shot Uncle Ben? 2240 02:43:00.840 --> 02:43:05.399 Pete? They transd me Pete. You say yes to fight shot Uncle Ben? 2241 02:43:05.479 --> 02:43:09.680 That sounds awesome? Would you say, Peter? They pet They transd 2242 02:43:09.799 --> 02:43:16.280 me Pete. They trans me. That's us stupid, the transd me. 2243 02:43:18.120 --> 02:43:20.319 That's crazy. Can you imagine if like that was the story of Spider Man? 2244 02:43:20.399 --> 02:43:22.840 Is that like Uncle benk got turned into like somebody had like a ray 2245 02:43:22.879 --> 02:43:24.959 that turned him into a woman, and he was just so mad at that 2246 02:43:24.479 --> 02:43:28.879 and so unaccepting of that that he had to go kill the guy. The 2247 02:43:30.000 --> 02:43:33.399 idea that people don't do like that, and Marvel's crazy to me. There's 2248 02:43:33.440 --> 02:43:37.559 no one that like can nast people like force them to go through like constructions, 2249 02:43:37.879 --> 02:43:41.479 because there's so much insane evil in the world that no one's ever thought 2250 02:43:41.520 --> 02:43:46.959 about that, Like that's nothing that two different people together or something like some 2251 02:43:46.120 --> 02:43:50.600 weird shit. So a dog to a kid's back. He's going through the 2252 02:43:50.680 --> 02:43:54.719 city doing that shit over and over again, and then it's like the villain, 2253 02:43:54.799 --> 02:43:58.559 someone like Thor has to step in because they can't catch him. And 2254 02:43:58.600 --> 02:44:01.559 Thor is like, yo, dude, I don't really know as much jurisdiction, 2255 02:44:01.680 --> 02:44:05.520 but stop doing We keep trying to catch him, but he keeps sewing 2256 02:44:05.559 --> 02:44:11.440 our policeman together, like Patain Reaga brings a guy to pre sinck in every 2257 02:44:11.639 --> 02:44:16.879 police officer seld together, and he's like, oh my god, it's like 2258 02:44:16.040 --> 02:44:22.920 Legion in here. Jesus Christ. That is fucking crazy. Ruining the aupostery 2259 02:44:22.920 --> 02:44:26.520 before that one fifty with the boys becoming homeless to support the homies ciphergraft Sweeney 2260 02:44:26.600 --> 02:44:31.079 with the ineni Wani Pena Elmo found dead New York City apartment Old Debbie Cumfingers. 2261 02:44:31.639 --> 02:44:33.479 I present to you the Old Gods of Snart Tank featuring Jonathan Young as 2262 02:44:33.479 --> 02:44:37.920 Alan Cake. This is Harold of Gainnis a Yo, mister White, get 2263 02:44:37.959 --> 02:44:39.440 a glass. I want to see it. Bitch. At first I wasn't 2264 02:44:39.479 --> 02:44:43.520 gay. I was scared of guys. Kept thinking I could never take a 2265 02:44:43.600 --> 02:44:48.920 penis deep inside. That's good, it's actually a great. First line was 2266 02:44:48.159 --> 02:44:52.079 gay. Yeah, at first I wasn't gay. I was scared of guys. 2267 02:44:52.760 --> 02:44:56.280 Kept thinking I could never take a penis deep inside. That's really good, 2268 02:44:56.319 --> 02:45:01.239 that's great. That is actually top tier right there, because it's it's 2269 02:45:01.360 --> 02:45:05.079 the syllables flow. It rhymes with the original, it rhymes with itself. 2270 02:45:05.079 --> 02:45:09.399 It's good. Good ship. Uh Sweeney Superpowers being confidently wrong. Back to 2271 02:45:09.520 --> 02:45:13.760 Tank of Come Caucasian Container, The crack About for Gays, Keith David Tinfoil 2272 02:45:13.840 --> 02:45:20.440 Tyrant Genesis learning voodoo witch magic to keep Diane Feinstein in office. Wait a 2273 02:45:20.520 --> 02:45:30.920 fucking second, what what'd you do? No? Well, we got another 2274 02:45:30.959 --> 02:45:35.200 page. There aren't there aren't six pages now, No, there's not no 2275 02:45:35.360 --> 02:45:37.920 way. You probably just got a like window or something. No, I 2276 02:45:39.040 --> 02:45:43.280 filtered this correctly. What the No, something's gotta be obvious. We didn't 2277 02:45:43.280 --> 02:45:48.639 get like fucking two extra yeah or three? Or imagin having three hundred pages 2278 02:45:48.680 --> 02:45:56.760 of patre how much money we'd be making pain members happy? All twenty five? 2279 02:45:56.280 --> 02:46:01.959 Yeah? Current? Yeah, and it's all current people that are actually 2280 02:46:03.200 --> 02:46:09.040 currently subscribed and not past ones that jumped off. Okay, here we go. 2281 02:46:09.159 --> 02:46:11.799 Yeah, I I I had it clicked, but it wasn't. I 2282 02:46:11.920 --> 02:46:13.920 had that clicked, but then I had to unclick it and reclick it for 2283 02:46:13.959 --> 02:46:18.879 it to register Patreon as an app. It's really annoying. Yeah, so 2284 02:46:18.959 --> 02:46:20.200 whatever, I guess. I guess some of you, I g I guess 2285 02:46:20.200 --> 02:46:26.399 some of you got extra extra shoutouts whatever? Oh uh yeah, fuck those 2286 02:46:26.399 --> 02:46:30.879 people. You know who you are. We'll kill you. Uh anyway, 2287 02:46:31.479 --> 02:46:33.200 money, dude, I was about to read for six pages that would have 2288 02:46:33.200 --> 02:46:39.200 been hell oh no, becoming homeless is more the homies. But where the 2289 02:46:39.440 --> 02:46:43.399 were we? Man? I gotta go beat off? All right? All 2290 02:46:43.479 --> 02:46:48.079 right? Company, thank him? Donald Trump burping on Dom's clit Do Christian 2291 02:46:48.120 --> 02:46:52.319 girls squirt holy water? King Kong's ding Dong rode In. All I can 2292 02:46:52.360 --> 02:46:54.239 say is my life is pretty gay. I love sucking dudes off in the 2293 02:46:54.360 --> 02:47:00.399 ray ain Uh. Uh she Pippin, She Pippin on my pip up awesome. 2294 02:47:01.440 --> 02:47:11.399 Uh. Sweeney eats corn the long way bananas, Bro's you did talk 2295 02:47:11.440 --> 02:47:15.520 about the corn in the last episode. Found a condom on a squid on 2296 02:47:15.600 --> 02:47:18.040 the beach. Let nature do the rest. Just the hard r coffee Star 2297 02:47:18.120 --> 02:47:24.040 coffee on twitch. Bitch that shins on my do Hiki tila Abe. Oh 2298 02:47:24.120 --> 02:47:30.440 my god, he's the one that guy assassinated right yeah, with that homemade 2299 02:47:30.479 --> 02:47:39.600 fucking cyberpunk gun. That shit was crazy. See the thing, See the 2300 02:47:39.680 --> 02:47:41.399 thing about that is that, like if I was assassinated with a homemade gun 2301 02:47:41.559 --> 02:47:45.760 in a country that like didn't have gun violence, you know, generally I 2302 02:47:45.879 --> 02:47:48.959 would at least feel like, all right, they worked for it. Yeah, 2303 02:47:50.000 --> 02:47:52.399 you know, it's like they really they really felt strongly about it to 2304 02:47:52.399 --> 02:47:58.360 the point where they were willing to flourish and and engineering and beta test and 2305 02:47:58.440 --> 02:48:03.639 alpha test, and you know, I think the thing that's so humiliating about 2306 02:48:03.639 --> 02:48:07.159 being shot to death in America is how fucking accidentally and how easily it can 2307 02:48:07.239 --> 02:48:11.319 happen. And how lame it is because it's just it's never a good reason. 2308 02:48:11.559 --> 02:48:16.399 It's always like just some fucking retard with a gun. Yeah that he 2309 02:48:16.520 --> 02:48:22.239 bought it Walmart for like ten dollars accidental. It was just happened to be 2310 02:48:22.319 --> 02:48:26.840 in his uh, his fucking cart. Didn't even notice because I have a 2311 02:48:26.879 --> 02:48:33.319 gun. Now, the guns themselves are cheap. It's the bullets. It's 2312 02:48:33.440 --> 02:48:37.319 like this, it's a It's like the subscription and service of the gun world 2313 02:48:37.479 --> 02:48:43.280 is all the bullets. Yeah, thousand dollars. If you're a freak, 2314 02:48:43.159 --> 02:48:46.680 If you're a freaking you're shooting all the time. Yeah, they are expensive. 2315 02:48:48.159 --> 02:48:52.959 I like bullets that have paracausal properties that burrow through spirits and into the 2316 02:48:54.360 --> 02:48:58.879 into yokai. I like bullets that kill people in the past. It's like 2317 02:49:03.639 --> 02:49:09.600 it goes so fast since the time. Well, well, well you see 2318 02:49:09.719 --> 02:49:13.840 my bullet and it's trans dimensional properties gotcha before you were born. It's like, 2319 02:49:15.040 --> 02:49:18.879 why, why is everything gotta be transdimensional? I don't know why things 2320 02:49:18.959 --> 02:49:20.200 got to be so political. Back in my day, it was just a 2321 02:49:20.399 --> 02:49:35.719 dimensional trans dimensional. Back in my day, they were just formers. There 2322 02:49:35.760 --> 02:49:41.440 are no there are no transformers. Back in my day, there was just 2323 02:49:41.559 --> 02:49:48.120 a hailm on with this world formers gold bots and that's all. Man. 2324 02:49:48.200 --> 02:49:58.559 Don't ever get me started on what's going on with the Loosnse the Lonce transfigurations. 2325 02:49:58.600 --> 02:50:07.399 In my they was just figure rage that it was just figure age to 2326 02:50:07.479 --> 02:50:11.840 be that intolerant like that's that's anything with trades. It's just like I couldn't 2327 02:50:13.000 --> 02:50:16.959 stand it's actually magical though low key like Loki, that's magic to be that 2328 02:50:18.239 --> 02:50:22.760 intolerant. Yeah, that you're just the insane. I knew I hated Ray 2329 02:50:22.799 --> 02:50:31.479 William Johnson when he started imposing his politics on his physicians. Hsicians. Stupid. 2330 02:50:33.159 --> 02:50:37.120 This is the dumbest, fucking, the dubbest fucking conversation we've ever had. 2331 02:50:37.920 --> 02:50:43.879 And the quotes telling me the train I did not, I did not 2332 02:50:43.440 --> 02:50:52.079 ever again, I'm boycotting you, damn fan Tano boycotting you. I'm boycotting 2333 02:50:52.120 --> 02:50:56.639 you. I'm not girl cotting you. I'm not damn cutting you. I'm 2334 02:50:56.680 --> 02:51:05.440 not I'm boycott these are by the way, this is like not even a 2335 02:51:05.559 --> 02:51:11.719 fake person, like there are real like this. This person is fake as 2336 02:51:11.920 --> 02:51:15.920 this person is as fake as being shot to death in America. You know, 2337 02:51:16.079 --> 02:51:20.319 like this is a very real thing that you could run into and it 2338 02:51:20.559 --> 02:51:26.319 be I have seen some ship and I can't believe the real people like this 2339 02:51:26.639 --> 02:51:30.559 is right on par It's yeah, it does make me a little sad. 2340 02:51:30.639 --> 02:51:33.239 It does make me a little bit the same thing. Ever, I was 2341 02:51:33.319 --> 02:51:37.559 playing Digimon right and some for some reason, something something came up right, 2342 02:51:37.879 --> 02:51:41.000 and some guy was like, I have no problem with them existing. Is 2343 02:51:41.200 --> 02:51:45.840 this Nigga's playing Digimon? Mind you, I have no problem with you playing 2344 02:51:45.920 --> 02:51:48.600 dig existed. I gon to push it to the kids. I was like, 2345 02:51:48.719 --> 02:51:58.879 informing kids of people's differences is peddling it on children? These people they 2346 02:52:00.120 --> 02:52:03.520 think that they that's a very that's a deeply insecure sense of self at that 2347 02:52:03.520 --> 02:52:07.520 point, because that means what they're saying really is that like, I don't 2348 02:52:07.559 --> 02:52:11.440 want my kids to be convinced to be trans which is like which which kind 2349 02:52:11.479 --> 02:52:16.319 of indicates that they themselves think they could be you know what I mean. 2350 02:52:16.600 --> 02:52:20.840 They don't see that's too complex of a thought for them, even though you're 2351 02:52:20.920 --> 02:52:24.079 right, you're one that would be the line of thought. But they've never 2352 02:52:24.159 --> 02:52:28.840 thought about that. They're just too stupid even yeah, they're unaware. It's 2353 02:52:28.840 --> 02:52:43.440 like the goldfish not understanding that I'm about to fuck it you deep, like 2354 02:52:43.559 --> 02:52:46.319 when you hold open a balloon, when you pull a balloon's mouth open, 2355 02:52:50.079 --> 02:52:54.280 it's like trying to use a fucking ketchup packets like pocket pussy. It's crazy 2356 02:52:58.200 --> 02:53:03.920 because this dude cut. Like you find a bunch of cut open pack up 2357 02:53:03.000 --> 02:53:13.959 packets in your friend through you just end up you just so packets with goldfish. 2358 02:53:13.000 --> 02:53:16.239 You're just kind of ending up with a really gross cockring. At a 2359 02:53:16.280 --> 02:53:20.520 certain point, it's you're busting through that, like you're that's not long for 2360 02:53:20.600 --> 02:53:24.479 this earth. Man, I can't be friends. There's something so direct. 2361 02:53:24.520 --> 02:53:26.479 You couldn't be friends with somebody who fucked the goldfish to death. No, 2362 02:53:28.799 --> 02:53:33.200 just hearing you say that sounds so insane, so insane, and it goes 2363 02:53:33.239 --> 02:53:39.399 to the fish market buys live carbon fun them. That's worse than sucking like 2364 02:53:39.479 --> 02:53:43.760 a squirrel or something like a fish, a small fish. Like dude, 2365 02:53:45.120 --> 02:53:48.639 remember the period, Remember the picture of the squirrel with the two condoms left 2366 02:53:48.680 --> 02:53:50.760 in it and it was on the street. Yes, Oh god, dude. 2367 02:53:50.879 --> 02:53:56.200 The fact that this is the condom is a is a level of awareness 2368 02:53:56.760 --> 02:54:03.920 that is discussing from someone like that's a juxtaposition. It's like, well, 2369 02:54:03.000 --> 02:54:13.440 I don't want to be unsafe fucking screaming. This thing is screaming in a 2370 02:54:13.559 --> 02:54:22.079 pitch that only dogs can hear, just like it is screaming so loud you 2371 02:54:22.159 --> 02:54:26.479 can't hear it. But the water is rippling, you feel, you feel 2372 02:54:26.680 --> 02:54:33.920 turbulence. That's but you don't hear ship. Oh, we forgot to talk 2373 02:54:33.959 --> 02:54:37.680 about that plane that fell apart in the sky. I was just thinking about 2374 02:54:37.680 --> 02:54:41.840 that too, the boom when the ship got sucked out. Yeah, well 2375 02:54:41.879 --> 02:54:45.639 we'll, we'll, we'll say that for the next day. Yeah, two 2376 02:54:45.799 --> 02:54:50.959 hundred. I haven't laughed like that in the while. God, today, 2377 02:54:50.239 --> 02:54:52.239 today, I'm feeling out of pocket. Today, I don't know. I 2378 02:54:52.280 --> 02:54:58.959 don't know what it is. Yea name, all right, let's burst through 2379 02:54:58.000 --> 02:55:01.600 these We're we got five minutes, we got five minutes, three hours. 2380 02:55:03.040 --> 02:55:11.079 God damn, name your three top three? God damn it. Maybe your 2381 02:55:11.120 --> 02:55:18.159 top three favorite negroes sweetie favorite, there's least favorite, least favorite, least 2382 02:55:18.159 --> 02:55:24.239 favorite negro Joe Budden, there's damn so quick. There's a whose I don't 2383 02:55:24.360 --> 02:55:31.840 like that Cane always can't stand that niggat. Okay, who else don't come 2384 02:55:31.879 --> 02:55:33.120 on, Got one more, Got one more, Let's go one more. 2385 02:55:33.239 --> 02:55:37.399 Wait, I'm thinking I usually love most black people because they're black like me, 2386 02:55:39.000 --> 02:55:43.719 but any Dominican fuse they admit they're black. There you go, all 2387 02:55:43.760 --> 02:55:46.680 right, there you go? Fair enough? Uh been blowing lots of guys 2388 02:55:46.719 --> 02:55:48.680 living in a game and is paradise, thinking dogs every size living in a 2389 02:55:48.719 --> 02:55:52.000 game is paradise. Transferm gremlin exposing people with lackos and tolerance and ninety million 2390 02:55:52.079 --> 02:55:56.280 rogins of ionizing radiation. You not Vinpenn and John DM so here I am 2391 02:55:56.840 --> 02:56:00.760 pretending I'm a girl named Pam. They've got my cock, They've they've got 2392 02:56:00.879 --> 02:56:05.399 my cock in their hand. Realizing I'm a homo man man Uh, motor 2393 02:56:05.440 --> 02:56:11.399 boating and open colon is the most heinous thing I've ever fucking heard something I 2394 02:56:11.479 --> 02:56:15.479 really, Yeah, I don't have Oh did we ask in the did we 2395 02:56:15.600 --> 02:56:18.360 ask in the last episode? We did? I feel like I asked specifically, 2396 02:56:18.440 --> 02:56:22.479 like what the it was from? I gotta check the comments for episode 2397 02:56:22.479 --> 02:56:26.479 two hundred. No, not yet, I've I've gone through it a little 2398 02:56:26.479 --> 02:56:30.639 bit. Sh had me in years remembering some of the stuff. Yeah, 2399 02:56:31.000 --> 02:56:35.639 I'm trying to say that. That's so cool, people like, because this 2400 02:56:35.760 --> 02:56:41.840 ship just completely leaves my brain. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, like 2401 02:56:41.959 --> 02:56:46.920 the this whole conversation about sucking the goldfishes is probably hilarious, but like, 2402 02:56:46.000 --> 02:56:50.440 I'm gonna forget it as soon as we As soon as I hang off the 2403 02:56:50.559 --> 02:56:54.280 call, I don't know where I'm at the call and I started screaming, 2404 02:56:54.520 --> 02:56:58.559 confused, I don't know where I'm at. A coming and calmed me down. 2405 02:57:03.200 --> 02:57:15.280 So insane, Craig the Canadian doctor Ligma, we gotta we gotta go, 2406 02:57:15.360 --> 02:57:18.040 we gotta go, we gotta move it. Uh, Doctor Ligma and 2407 02:57:18.120 --> 02:57:22.920 the ball droppers, it's your boy, Shan Daily. The idea of that 2408 02:57:22.079 --> 02:57:28.879 so fucking stupid. Let's go, we gotta go. I'm trying. Daily 2409 02:57:28.959 --> 02:57:33.920 Wire presents Matt Walsh. Matt Walsh is what is a black Ben and Jerry's 2410 02:57:33.920 --> 02:57:37.520 Funky Monkey? Uh? To the tune of One Winged Angel? Butts what 2411 02:57:39.760 --> 02:57:48.479 to the tune? Isn't that orchestra? What Butts balls? Gay Orgy stroking 2412 02:57:48.879 --> 02:57:56.840 his giant pean butts Ball's k Orgy his giant pan bots balls or giant? 2413 02:57:58.760 --> 02:58:03.120 Is it? Do you know this big old cock? Big old cock? 2414 02:58:05.399 --> 02:58:07.920 I do I know it. It's final fantasy, but like I don't. 2415 02:58:07.959 --> 02:58:13.559 That's set. Yeah, all right, whatever Gay Sinatra would be like, 2416 02:58:13.719 --> 02:58:20.040 start spreading your cheeks. I'm fucking your three XO inventing a new sect of 2417 02:58:20.280 --> 02:58:24.399 Islam where you get seventy two famboys after blowing up the bathroom slurping, stroking, 2418 02:58:24.600 --> 02:58:28.479 smoking, jokeing Emoticon's going like this, Keith David, Homeless Drip m 2419 02:58:28.559 --> 02:58:31.280 h Lord of Homeless Drip. If you get put on Santa's naughty list, 2420 02:58:31.360 --> 02:58:35.719 he'll pop your balls like bubble wrap. Obi won't blow me. That's a 2421 02:58:37.000 --> 02:58:45.360 wild penalty. No, you gotta eat those hands. I can feel that 2422 02:58:45.520 --> 02:58:52.159 pain almost and my brain's not letting me do it. Yeah. He squeezes 2423 02:58:52.280 --> 02:58:58.200 your lips like yeah, he's still jolly though, Yeah yeah ho No, 2424 02:58:58.760 --> 02:59:13.120 No, there's a third one you pop was prostate boy. He rounds up 2425 02:59:13.239 --> 02:59:16.040 all the kids in the He rounds up all of the people in the room 2426 02:59:16.079 --> 02:59:20.840 and then does it. And when he runs out of balls, he goes 2427 02:59:20.920 --> 02:59:31.200 for the lymph nodes. Oh no, popping naughty kids balls? What the 2428 02:59:31.479 --> 02:59:37.040 fuck? The idea of moving on to lymph nodes is crazy because that's just 2429 02:59:37.120 --> 02:59:41.719 like now you're now you're in danger man, because like your body is just 2430 02:59:41.920 --> 02:59:46.079 literally less capable of fighting to keep you alive. Right, he has the 2431 02:59:46.319 --> 02:59:50.040 rainier snomb on them for some of them, the real bad ones, the 2432 02:59:50.120 --> 02:59:58.200 reindeer right there, it's like that idea of him being so jolly though still 2433 02:59:58.319 --> 03:00:03.680 he just looks so happy, his round face off, his little Rudolf's flying 2434 03:00:03.680 --> 03:00:07.799 around the room with his nose like lighting up everything. As people are screaming 2435 03:00:07.920 --> 03:00:20.959 in agony. Oh man, merry Christmas, screaming, people are giving full 2436 03:00:22.079 --> 03:00:26.440 bodies. They're screaming from their diaphragm. Parents are coming in trying to shoot 2437 03:00:26.520 --> 03:00:30.959 him, but like Santa, dodges and then like breaks their dodges. Can't 2438 03:00:31.000 --> 03:00:37.680 get killed. He heals killable, can't kill. The bullets get embedded in 2439 03:00:37.760 --> 03:00:41.040 his sit like he eats. It's like suit. It's like Majian boo, 2440 03:00:41.079 --> 03:00:46.040 where like they get into his skin, but he absorbs him. React to 2441 03:00:46.319 --> 03:00:50.639 paid, no, not even a little bit, puts the shotgun right to 2442 03:00:50.760 --> 03:00:54.920 the back of his head and confetties his ship and then he's fine. A 2443 03:00:54.040 --> 03:01:03.760 moment later, the barrel is completely twisted and it's that is how much gunpowder 2444 03:01:03.840 --> 03:01:13.280 he's stuffed into the barrel. He stuffs so much gunpowder he just turns out, 2445 03:01:13.360 --> 03:01:18.440 smiling as he grabs his son. Then he grabs his bault and he 2446 03:01:18.639 --> 03:01:26.280 grabs him double clutch and pops. Alright, let's keep going homeless, homeless, 2447 03:01:26.680 --> 03:01:31.799 homeless, never homeoless Matt pat giving the game theory channel to Christian. 2448 03:01:33.000 --> 03:01:39.840 Oh my Christians, amazing, Hi, everybody, this is Christian. This 2449 03:01:41.319 --> 03:01:46.479 this is just a theory bro ship channel. Actually, and he gave it 2450 03:01:46.559 --> 03:01:58.879 to Christian. I haven't watched theory theory? Is Mario a pony my mom? 2451 03:02:00.879 --> 03:02:03.200 Theory? Game theory? Did I fuck my mom? And how many 2452 03:02:03.280 --> 03:02:09.520 points did I get? Oh my god? Oh god? All right, 2453 03:02:09.920 --> 03:02:13.200 that's that's it. I'm really gonna do it this time. Yeah, David, 2454 03:02:13.280 --> 03:02:15.399 she spread it. And let me take a snip of that Mahi fucking 2455 03:02:15.479 --> 03:02:18.000 police coming hard as a thrust and pound. Abby. Don't don't mind us. 2456 03:02:18.799 --> 03:02:22.760 We're just glazing each other's butts kung Fu fighting to the kung to the 2457 03:02:22.799 --> 03:02:30.360 tune of Kung Fu fighting. Everybody was Penis writing. Those claps were fast 2458 03:02:30.440 --> 03:02:33.760 as lightning. It's not bad, that's pretty cool. There could be more 2459 03:02:33.879 --> 03:02:37.520 done with the lightning line. I think, but like everybody was Penis writing, 2460 03:02:37.520 --> 03:02:43.879 it's not bad. Were vast and frightening. It's pretty good. I 2461 03:02:43.920 --> 03:02:48.520 want somebody to cut out this last segment, send it to someone who's never 2462 03:02:48.719 --> 03:02:52.440 heard of us? What do you think of this? What do you It's 2463 03:02:52.520 --> 03:02:58.159 always the credits, dude, it's always the credits. Man, It's insane. 2464 03:03:00.200 --> 03:03:03.799 Show this to your fucking siblings and your your your family that have literally 2465 03:03:03.959 --> 03:03:05.600 never like they don't listen to anything like this, And hey, what do 2466 03:03:05.639 --> 03:03:15.399 you think about this? As a conservative parent? I'm confused. They said 2467 03:03:15.440 --> 03:03:18.319 the f slur, but they made fun of people who don't like Frans people. 2468 03:03:18.399 --> 03:03:20.799 I don't get it. I don't get these guys. They're not at 2469 03:03:20.840 --> 03:03:28.479 all. They're not based and red pilled like my dad and his supple Penis. 2470 03:03:35.520 --> 03:03:41.680 He's liking his fucking lips. Oh dude, he's flossing. I like 2471 03:03:41.799 --> 03:03:46.360 to floss my I like to floss my teeth with the with a scrotum with 2472 03:03:46.239 --> 03:03:52.239 wage slave five eighty three, A sad guy from Michigan down bad for helicopter 2473 03:03:52.319 --> 03:03:54.319 Dick emoticon so I can see Chris going emoticons going like this to it. 2474 03:03:56.040 --> 03:03:58.600 Uh, hey, man, I got lonely fans, you know, uh, 2475 03:04:00.120 --> 03:04:03.840 the Pippini Bros. The Pepini Bros. And Porium all right, wait 2476 03:04:03.879 --> 03:04:07.319 what bros? And Porium? All right? Snark Tank feasts your ears on 2477 03:04:07.440 --> 03:04:13.239 that gay Doctors mix. Don Donkerson, monk Giatsu. Uh you gotta pay 2478 03:04:13.239 --> 03:04:15.799 you. The trolls toll to get in the boys. Whold gay six Gayvanna 2479 03:04:15.959 --> 03:04:20.399 come in my come in my ass? Wait? Gave Gayvanna come in my 2480 03:04:20.559 --> 03:04:24.159 ass as a man as I suck on his pen as a gay, as 2481 03:04:24.200 --> 03:04:35.200 a queer, as you blow as you my ass as you know as Okay, 2482 03:04:35.760 --> 03:04:39.959 Yeah, for some reason, I thought Havana. For some reason, 2483 03:04:39.000 --> 03:04:43.760 I thought Havana by a fucking oh my god, what's that song? Yeah, 2484 03:04:45.239 --> 03:04:50.120 Havana or whatever, and I'm Havana or something like that. That one. 2485 03:04:50.360 --> 03:04:56.600 Yeah. Yeah, it's a good melody at least, that's really what 2486 03:04:56.680 --> 03:04:58.959 it's about. It reminds me of It reminds me of like it feels like 2487 03:05:00.000 --> 03:05:01.319 it could be a Santana song if it was like you know what I mean, 2488 03:05:01.399 --> 03:05:05.239 like it was like there could be yeah, yeah, yeah, if 2489 03:05:05.280 --> 03:05:11.799 it was good. Yeah it's not. It's like fine, Gole I said, 2490 03:05:11.840 --> 03:05:13.600 hey, you feed me pean gotta get back down on my knees. 2491 03:05:13.680 --> 03:05:16.479 No time to waste, there's dick to taste. All of you are getting 2492 03:05:16.680 --> 03:05:22.319 fucked. Uh late late term abortion with the Vanderlind gang. If I were 2493 03:05:22.360 --> 03:05:28.680 a gay man with a fenboy or two Uh kaz Door's Tzar's number one hater 2494 03:05:28.799 --> 03:05:33.559 gumballs voice actor calling dream the f slur sadman dot gov John Strickland, Do 2495 03:05:33.600 --> 03:05:35.920 you boy? Do your balls hang low? Can they gobble down? My 2496 03:05:37.000 --> 03:05:39.559 throat? Is the come thick as rice, as its sweeter as it's spice 2497 03:05:39.959 --> 03:05:45.680 Merk's eighteen eighty nine Held my hands to his throat till I felt, held 2498 03:05:45.760 --> 03:05:52.440 my hands through his throat till his spirit fell out. Damn. The first 2499 03:05:52.520 --> 03:05:54.600 church to heat, the first church that sounded like a Dracula flow, The 2500 03:05:54.639 --> 03:05:58.559 First Church of Keeth David featuring Paul Joseph Watson's massive fists waffle punching his own 2501 03:05:58.559 --> 03:06:05.079 shit down the sink drain Uh. Second Church of Keith David Oho immediately that's 2502 03:06:05.200 --> 03:06:11.200 crazy featuring being better than the First Church of Keith David. Pre Ras Blake 2503 03:06:11.239 --> 03:06:16.040 eight nine six, Crypto scammer in the YouTube sensation logan Paul Winning the United 2504 03:06:16.040 --> 03:06:20.600 States Championship with the w w CRANDUWEL Gay Cigarette Gay Dreams. To refer to 2505 03:06:20.719 --> 03:06:28.760 what Derek said last episode, there's now a bigger gap between now and two 2506 03:06:28.760 --> 03:06:31.680 thousand and four than two thousand and four in the release of Rocky four. 2507 03:06:31.760 --> 03:06:35.920 Okay, that's I mean, that sounds about right, honestly. Yeah, 2508 03:06:35.040 --> 03:06:37.639 yeah, that's exactly. That doesn't if you had told me, like the 2509 03:06:37.639 --> 03:06:41.719 first Rocky that that would have been like what the fuck? But that would 2510 03:06:41.719 --> 03:06:46.280 also would have been a lie, uh little dish rag brit Britney spears toxic 2511 03:06:46.360 --> 03:06:50.159 with the taste of your dick, I want to ride your cocks, your 2512 03:06:50.319 --> 03:06:56.600 cock pick I'm sipping inward doesn't work. I always thought it would be cocks 2513 03:06:56.040 --> 03:07:03.799 like you like your cock hungry, Yeah, you're sick, I'm sucking mad. 2514 03:07:05.200 --> 03:07:09.680 Yeah yeah, if they if you did want to go, come on 2515 03:07:09.879 --> 03:07:13.840 my eyes, Yeah, something like that, come on my eyes. It's 2516 03:07:13.200 --> 03:07:22.319 perfect for broad Britney spears. So the thing about it, yeah, yeah, 2517 03:07:22.440 --> 03:07:24.200 yeah, yeah. The thing about it is that like if you wanted 2518 03:07:24.200 --> 03:07:28.040 to go with a cock tip blind you you were almost there, like your 2519 03:07:28.239 --> 03:07:33.479 cock tip I'm sipping on it would have made it rhyme more effectively than inwards, 2520 03:07:33.520 --> 03:07:37.479 Like inward doesn't work there in that in that context, but solid it's 2521 03:07:37.520 --> 03:07:41.879 always nice to throwing an inward. I guess is that what it is? 2522 03:07:41.920 --> 03:07:43.959 No, it's not even, it's not even, it's not even inn word. 2523 03:07:43.959 --> 03:07:48.000 It's the word inward, like inward club like I'm sipping inward. Yeah, 2524 03:07:48.120 --> 03:07:52.639 yeah, oh ship see that. No, No, no, it 2525 03:07:52.760 --> 03:07:56.479 wasn't. I didn't. It wasn't just the Edward Alaskan oilfield trash Texas stater 2526 03:07:56.600 --> 03:08:01.840 salad going down on a girl just to then throw up on her in her 2527 03:08:03.520 --> 03:08:05.600 Damn. That's almost like one of my moves, man, Damn. Yeah, 2528 03:08:07.280 --> 03:08:15.680 exactly. The pilot driver when you can pil punch, yeah, whatever, 2529 03:08:16.000 --> 03:08:20.760 expand on it though, punch, pilot, pilot pune. You say 2530 03:08:20.840 --> 03:08:33.959 it as you're fucking gargling through fucking vomit. Hold guys, finished, we're 2531 03:08:35.000 --> 03:08:39.520 almost almost take my ass hair. Is Nikky Ziggy Marcus currently working on turning 2532 03:08:39.559 --> 03:08:45.680 off the hammer of Dawn outside Sweeney's room. That's so fucking can you imagine? 2533 03:08:46.879 --> 03:08:54.120 Oh, fuck, upset, I'm so I know, I'm I know, 2534 03:08:54.239 --> 03:08:56.239 I've rung the bell on this for a while, But like I'm really 2535 03:08:56.280 --> 03:09:01.520 annoyed that the Gears trilogy is just not playable on modern It's like it really 2536 03:09:01.239 --> 03:09:03.799 it really bothers me that I can't go through those games in a in a 2537 03:09:03.840 --> 03:09:07.120 convenient way on like PC for a stream or something like Nintendo. Levels of 2538 03:09:07.159 --> 03:09:11.440 bullshit to me, it would be so fun for us to stream it, 2539 03:09:11.799 --> 03:09:13.520 you know what I mean? Yeah, Like, oh my god, it 2540 03:09:13.559 --> 03:09:18.719 would be fucking great. It's so stupid. Yeah, I don't know anyway, 2541 03:09:20.760 --> 03:09:24.680 roughly a roughly human shaped pile of red flags. Jackson DuPont, Badly 2542 03:09:24.760 --> 03:09:26.360 Brave Hugger, Derek duck Hunt, Gliath Voice. I've been denied everything, 2543 03:09:26.399 --> 03:09:30.920 even my com ethery in Virginian Hunter frying bacon with my shirt off. Melpus 2544 03:09:30.920 --> 03:09:33.600 won the Angrius Kroud, enjoying the view from the Daley Plaus on the sixth 2545 03:09:33.600 --> 03:09:39.639 floor, and is always wrapping out our list. The King of Haphazard Penis. 2546 03:09:39.840 --> 03:09:43.760 Thank you all for tuning into today's really long episode of the Snart Tank 2547 03:09:43.840 --> 03:09:48.239 Podcast. Of course, the credits went out of pocket. Of course these 2548 03:09:48.440 --> 03:09:52.799 this has been known to happen. So we'll see you again on Friday. 2549 03:09:52.840 --> 03:09:54.280 We're gonna cover some of the stuff that we didn't really get a chance to 2550 03:09:54.280 --> 03:09:56.559 talk about today. We definitely have to talk about that plane. I haven't 2551 03:09:56.559 --> 03:09:58.799 written down for the next episode, so we can talk because that shit was 2552 03:09:58.840 --> 03:10:01.159 fun fucking crazy. Yeah, and we'll get to it. We'll get to 2553 03:10:01.200 --> 03:10:05.719 a super soon on episode episode three hundred, two hundred. Sorry, I 2554 03:10:05.799 --> 03:10:09.000 keep saying three you know what, So I realize why I keep saying three 2555 03:10:09.079 --> 03:10:13.079 hundred. It's because like me, like we are, we are at similar 2556 03:10:13.159 --> 03:10:20.799 points in our episode count too Sacred, like we were in late two hundreds 2557 03:10:20.840 --> 03:10:24.000 in Sacred, and we're like late one hundreds here. So and they're talking 2558 03:10:24.000 --> 03:10:26.200 about episode three hundred and so I keep thinking, like, oh, that's 2559 03:10:26.239 --> 03:10:30.719 the one, but episode two hundreds up next. Uh, we're gonna take 2560 03:10:30.760 --> 03:10:33.479 some shots and then we're gonna go over some of the best highlights of the 2561 03:10:33.520 --> 03:10:35.440 Year're gonna talk about that playe and some other stuff too. We might as 2562 03:10:35.440 --> 03:10:37.600 well make it a long episode two probably, why not. We'll get we 2563 03:10:37.639 --> 03:10:41.159 got to get some figure as well. If we can't get someone fancy, 2564 03:10:41.319 --> 03:10:45.079 I'm just I'm just gonna figure something else out, Like I want to do 2565 03:10:45.120 --> 03:10:46.760 something special with this shit. If you do a long one, you just 2566 03:10:46.799 --> 03:10:52.799 do a one might throw in a maybe a song as the intro or something. 2567 03:10:52.799 --> 03:10:54.200 Well, I mean, there's already a cold open, but you know, 2568 03:10:54.280 --> 03:10:56.559 we already have a cold open set, and my god, is it 2569 03:10:56.639 --> 03:11:01.520 a crazy fucking cold open. I couldn't believe that shit. So uh anyway, 2570 03:11:01.600 --> 03:11:03.440 Well, we'll see you on we'll see you next time, so funk 2571 03:11:03.520 --> 03:11:07.680 off. Yeah, remembers, remember every time you suffer, I get stronger