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Hi everybody, I'm John Hartness and I'll be playing the role of dark fundingo
and not really all that dark, but you know, fendingo the fantastical.
In real life, I'm the founder and publisher of Falstaff Books, as well
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When last we left our Intrepid Adventurers, everything was fine, right,
Everything's fine. It's always fine. It's true. I mean sure, there
were you know, three sphinxes or as Polly would say, Kinney guinea boys,
and a last riddle to solve, which was the key to awakening.
The paladin is saying something from another land that is never said. What could
it be? They've entered a room, they're exploring some shit. Hopefully we
won't drop too many f bombs and get demonetized. So let's wait fifteen minutes.
Guys, here we go, Fan Dingo, it's your turn. You
here faced with a unconscious paladin in a tea room. There is a bubbling
pot of tea on the stove, there's a tea set towards the back,
and there is a small room off to the side. Just so there's currently
nothing to blow up. I'm sorry you underestimate my explosive potential. View said,
there's a t set I can make an explosion. That is true,
but I think since I don't know what this crazy cat lady is talking about
with words from another land. I want to go look in the funky little
room. Okay, donkey. There is a sliding sort of red matt door.
I open it. Please make a dexterity safe. That's a sixteen.
Yes, there's a slight clicking sound, but it does slide open. All
right, What do I see? Everything's obviously fine. Everything's fine. Yes,
Um, it's a kitchen. It has a sink. There's a lot
of bowld jars, labels in a some sort of pictograph esque language, a
couple of brooms, and a plate with a bonbond like a pile of bond
bonds on it. That's sparkle sparkle cupcakes. They are technically bonbons. That
is a chocolate heer. Do not mess with the bread slut when it comes
to identifying pastry. Oh even better, chocolate sparkled chocolate. Yes, le
berry colored chocolate. Cool. I'll eat one. Please roll a D one
hundred forty nine one moment, please, Well, I consult a perfectly innocuous,
not random, wild magic table because what DM would be sadistic and do
that everyone I've ever met, Well, I don't want to be like everyone
else. Oh, don't worry, You're You're your own individual flavor of crazy.
Also, you have suddenly developed a French accent. I am fan Dingo.
Failure too better than you, I will say, failure to speak in
the tongue that now fills your brain will cause pain. Let me know if
you want to find out. So, yes, this effect lasts for one
D one hundred turns macaroon, So for the next eighty six turns or until
dispelled, Fendingo must speak in the language of love, the official language of
France. Um right, okay, that's your turn. There is a whole
pile of these bonbonds, by the way, just so you know. M
all right, let's hit the end of turn which, by the way,
it's working again, ELIZABETHA, it is your turn. Fendingo has suddenly spouted
an accent. Well, now I want to bonbon Right? Do I need
to roll a percentile? Now? You do need to roll a D one
hundred. Also, if you're passing through the door, I need a dexterity
save o de Oh, apparently I should have asked him to hand me a
bonbon. M if you make it, bring the plate out, will It
is my best save. So I rolled a regular sixteen. You're fine,
it's it's a slight creak as you walk past the door. M. I
have trust issues. Stuff a bomb moment in my face. I rolled a
seventeen out of one hundred sevenes. I thought, I will totally not be
looking at some sort of random, horrible table I have created. Bring out
the little bon bond trade to share. Can I have another perception check?
Perception check? You act like I have one. Wait, we're supposed to
notice stuff. I do have one. So here's the best part. It's
actually one of my higher stats because I have a plus five. But I
always roll like this. I rolled an eight, and if I have advantage,
I also have an eight. M Nothing, you don't notice anything.
This is just going to incline me to eat another one next turn. It
tastes like delicious berry flavored chocolate. I like chocolate, me too, Me
too. You're just eating random I just want to confirm, in a drug
den run by monsters, you're all just eating things? Is this correct?
No, you're eating chocolate. It's different sparkly chocolate. Yeah, you've met
us, right, I think so? Mercy? All right? Are you
doing anything else sarn Elizabeth. There, I see you've passed it on to
Claudia Baron Lee Baper. So they have brought out the tray of berry colored
chocolates. Um, yes, please, I would like one. Since you
did not go in the room, there is no need for a dexterity save
please roll a D one hundred for no apparent reason. I would totally not
have a magic reason and at all. Claudia rolls in eleven. Are are
you sure you're rolled in eleven? Oh? You did? You? Your
clothes start feeling very tight, specifically in the badonka donk, Thank goodness,
I don't have all my layers on all right? Uh So for the next
D one hundred turns, for the next nine turns ninety minutes, you have
Kardashian ass. Look y'all, I got some cake. There is there is
definite junk in the trunk. You will get a bonus to seducing anyone with
a pulse. For the next ninety turns, you will have advantage for anything
influenced by that thing, including the tides. Also fendingo, you are now
at disadvantage for any perception checks for the next ninety turns due two quite simply
put dat ass mercy. All right. Uh, the sphinx is doing something,
and the Sphinx is doing something, but you're not in the room with
them, so you don't know what poll Darton Claudia has has gotten thick.
Fan Dingo is spouting the language of love, and nothing seemed to have happened
to Elizabette. Well, I want to eat one of those sparkly things.
It is definitely sparkly chocolate. Okay, let's go eat some chocolate. Okay,
I take it you're taking from the tray that was brought out. You're
not going into the room. No need for a dexterity check for no apparent
reason. Oh I want to go in the room. Oh you want to
go in the room. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to the room.
Did you take the whole tray of chocolate out, Fan Dingo or did you
leave any inn Oh my god, if anyone's actually reading the chat on this,
no more French jokes too late. Okay. Did they picked up the
tray and brought it out? Oh? Did you did you take all of
them? Or just like one tray of them? I grabbed one tray because
how many there is a home pile. Think like Jacques Torres pile of glorious
berry colored chocolates. I want to shove my hand right in the middle of
the bottom of the pile and grab one right out of the center. Oh
my, okay, uh, first off, just roll a D one hundred
to see which one you get. You get advantage you can pick, so
you get to roll twice and tell me which one. Oh god, no,
we're going with sixty nine. You're gonna just take the sixty nine.
Come on, although the price of of if eating bond bonds has gone up,
I hear it's supposed to be ninety six. Now had to be sixty
nine, didn't it, of course? Oh gosh, I'm gonna refer not
to as some sort of hideous magical table. You have bunny ears and a
tott and tail. Oh I'm going to shake. This is sparkle. Oh
yes, I haven't sparkly flumpy, but bunny ears. Oh mgee. This
is like the best day ever. Oh my gosh. The only thing that
would make it even better is if I could see the kitty with the big
backett again, the bagette. She's becoming a playboy bunny right before our very
eyes. Um, yeah, your hair is extra bouncy. What about my
boobies? Are they extra bouncy too? We yeah, best day? Ever,
how long do I get to keep them? Oh, let's roll and
find out how many. Let's see what it says. So for the next
fifty seven turns or fifty seven, then you have bunny ears and a cotton
tail. Thank goodness, you did not also get Kardashian ass. Okay,
I shall now, henceforth, at least for the next fifty seven turns,
be named as Polly Wally They're wabbit? Oh god, what am I rot?
Not Polly Wally doodle all day? You also get advantage to seducing any
anthropomorphic rabbits. Oh, Roger bugs is your bitch. Let's put it that
way, all right, rat? Oh God? Any anything else you'd like
to do? Polly, No, there's no one around. Okay, would
you care to hit end of turn? Oh we've got baroness La Monbrook.
All of your companions are eating chocolate and strange things, rabbity, except for
Elizabeth that she seems to be completely untouched. Well, I mean, since
nothing happened to Elizabeth, obviously nothing will happen to me. So I'll snag
one of the chocolates too, you know the drill Ella Rola forty three forty
three. All of your clothing is now in mismatched prints. No, oh,
the horror. You have disadvantage to any stealth or camouflage role for the
duration I have. I have a dress in my bag. I want to
fish for the dress in my bag and try to put it on. Okay,
is that your turn you're going to Are you going to change clothing in
the room with everyone else or go into one of the side rooms. There
is a dressing chamber to the left. I mean you can slide the door.
Yeah, I'll go. I'll be private and go into the other room.
Alrighty, this this cannot be tolerated. Yeah, we're talking stripes,
polka dots, mixed plaids. There's even herringbone on the bodice in a very
unflattering print. Yeah, we're not doing that. I'm gonna go change it.
It's it's orange and pink. Okay, you're making me nauseous. That
is entirely the point, Malibu. Yes, you just watched a fashion disaster
happen in real time, and I am currently marveling at the control that she
is exhibiting by not immediately stripping and dressed and redressing because you know, the
actually going into another room for privacy. That's it's so bad. I didn't
think that she'd even make it into the other room. So well done,
well done, I feel I feel itchy. Your undergarments have dinosaur prints,
well, I mean they did before. Oh my gosh, I want those
are the raptors. Everyone knows that the velociraptors make the best coach protectors,
raptor und pant I know, right, who wouldn't want that? Seriously,
I thought every adult woman had velociraptor underwearans merch store, I can say they
don't make it for booty my size. But anyway, since I don't have
any velociraptor undy's and I'm very sad about it, I think I need to
eat a piece of chocolate to to get past the emotional upset. Y'all just
eating it, all right? Please roll a D one hundred. Really,
that's what it says. That would be a three for those of you who
don't happen to see my role three, yes, three one two three down
there at the bottom of the scale. What happens to me, I turn
into a turtle. No good, because I was really sad. I gave
you an idea there, so you do not turn into a turtle become locane.
No, I enjoyed the delicious chocolate. You do enjoy the delicious chocolate.
However, now all of a sudden, everything smells like cotton candy.
Everything, Oh, overwhelmingly, So you are the disadvantage for any perception checks.
Okay, and yeah, after a little bit, I'll go. You
know, I'm I'm think I'm starting to get a headache. And should I
say candy floss for our European and Australasian Yeah, sure, fairy floss,
candy floss, cotton candy. But yeah, all you can smell is that?
Yeah, and um, make a perception check with disadvantage. Oh wait,
you said disadvantage, Yes you do. It's still, dear Lord,
you have all the perception over. Um. You notice a slight itching underneath
at one of your shoulders. Okay, I've reached back and scratch it.
A chunk comes out, a chunk of what well, do you lift up
your collar? Okay, so nothing came out in my hand. You just
feel something dislarge. Okay, yeah, Actually I will turn my back to
Elizabeth Day and say something's under my shirt and I'll kind of pull it up
for her to look. I will look for her, um makeup intelligence check
me. No, Elizabeth, she's she's really really going for my strength.
Sorry, it's a minus one, but I still get a fourteen if you
didn't know any better. A poor of Malibu skin appears fibrous. I'm turning
into celery Malibu. Are you turning into a doll? What's going on here?
I don't know. It's kind of pinkish and bluish in one part.
She's turning into cotton candy. I think someone needs to lick her. Um
let's let's let's maybe wrap you up in paper. Yeah, please, because
if you lick me, it might be fun, but there'll be nothing left
soon. Oh god, just keep track of that. Oh God, I'm
turning into cotton candy. Yes, for all intents and purposes, it appears
at least part of your body is turning into cotton candy. You are that
sweet? We better we better check the forecast and make sure it's not going
to rain, right, I know, right? I was like, it's
a little steamy in here. Let's keep her cool and dry. It is
a steam bath over to the side. I know. Don't go in there.
Don't go in there. Don't go in there. Shrink well and I'm
and I'm hyperventilating too, So I'm like that. Do you take four points
of damage? Shit? Okay, from various parts of your body dissolving into
sugar scratch anymore? Where is the coolest, dryest place in this whole place?
I don't know, awfully warm near the fire and the tea set with
the simmering water by the paladin quite humid? Can I? Um? How
was it outside? Uh? Les slightly overcast? Of course it was um
um um Okay, I'm I'm going to go down to this end of the
room. Uh well, there's a door. Ah. I'm gonna stand in
the middle of this room where there's just straw or straw matting on the floor
and nothing else near me, and go. Please keep me away from the
water. Make a perception check at disadvantage while you're there. Eighteen honey is
slightly blue and sparkling like sad or no, like smurfet honey? Are you
about to fart? You hear a gurgle. Anything else's turn? Oh Fen,
Dingo the magnifique. Now everyone has said chocolate results Mayberry the exceptional,
a suave, and Dingo glides over to the to the place where the palette
and is sleeping and kicks the palette she is sleeping on. Comment or Alon,
say Versailles, You just get a slight snort. I do not understand.
I am speaking the words from a world, from a land that I
don't even know where they are. We must say a word from another land.
M I cannot think of a I cannot think of an appropriate word.
I shall. I shall stand by this wall and look superior to all of
you. You have successfully maintained your accent and thus avoided damage civil civil play.
Is there anything else you'd like to do? This? Turn? We?
I shall I? I have one idea. I shall cast. I
shall cast hideous laughter upon the paladin, because that sounds sexy. Oh nothing
says sexy like laughing until you pee yourself. But she but z laughed there
she is hard to sleep through. No mm hmm seven, Let her see
I cast as the spell fire zmius. Oh I am lay tired, okay,
okay, peppy trying to keep a straight face. Rules safe. Give
me a second here, guys. The French accent. It has collupted the
DM plan. Oh, because it is mus you'll know I was a snack
when you picked me up. No, where's my dizzy? I think he
said he was a snack too. Is it a wisdom? Safe, you
start hearing same wisdom? Yes, Now there is a person unconscious and laughing
at the same time. Yeah, that's not disturbing. No, it's absolutely
one of the most disturbing things you've ever seen. You should get out more.
Z is disturbing, that's all you hear. She likes the accent.
That's a good that's a good start. I think she's laughing hysterically at it,
and she's not stopping, but she is. Eyes are still closed,
but her mouth is open. I mean, do you blame her for not
laughing? I have idea, Elizabeth shove chocolate in her mouth. Give her
z bon bon Okay, holy nope, Well her mouth is open. Well
it's that. Oh my god, she also turns into cotton candy. We're
doomed. Um is it? Are you passing to Elizabethe all right, Elizabeth
A you will bit teeth idea. Her mouth is opening and closing as she
laughs. I mean it would take an unarmed attack to successfully get the bonbon
in her mouth without taking off a tip of a finger. Sure, just
tell me what you mean to roll? Oh god, I hate Why did
I say unarmed? Dexterity? Yeah, dexterity save. I give it.
It's a difficult one just because mouth is small. Bonbon big, he said,
dexterity saving through to avoid the choppers. I would say, actually,
do a dexterity unless you have slight of hand, do a dexterity check.
Okay, if you have slight of hand, you may use that skill.
I do not have slight of hand. I just double checked. I roll
a thirteen. I got some chomping. You got there. Now make the
dexterity saved to see if you avoid getting chomped. You do not successfully get
it into her mouth this go because she she is kind of thrashing and laughing.
You do not, however, get bitten. You get out of the
way in time. All right, Next time I'm holding her down, do
you have a row? Just saying? I mean, and I have my
fabulous physique same Likewise, I can smother her with my Kardashian cake. I
don't know if I want to get a chocolate smear on my butt. So
what do you need? No, I don't. Are you holding? Who's
gonna try? Are you gonna try to put a chocolate her? Now?
She's still laughing as long as Ben Dingo the French tasticle is concentrating. All
right, So which should I? Um? I'll try, decks, I
will try to put chocolate in her mouth without getting my feet in the way.
If you have slight of hand, you may roll that. Oh I
do have slight of man, I should have roll that instead. I haven't
twelve dexter a seventeen slight man. You successfully shoved chocolate in an unconscious paladin's
mouth. All right, since who wants to? I think that Polly by
all right? Should roll roll a D one under volley? Bet you yeah,
I want you to control your fate twenty seven? Oh my blip.
All right, she is still unconscious. But there's a strangely lecherous smile now
on the paladin's face. There we go, she's ready for your friending.
Go oh, no one is ever. I think I'm gonna have to leave
the room, all right, But yeah, there is that also, Polly,
can you just roll an investigation real quick? I know that because I
remember you did say you were burying your hand in the chocolates before, and
I want to give you at least a small chance it. What does Paul,
Oh, what does Polly? Roll an investigation again? When you want
twenty fucking one? After your talk you kind of feel something crinkly. It
ain't the clap again, is it? Um? Well, have you had
the clap? We ain't talking about that, just like we ain't talking about
the goat. Maybe connected? Do you find a you find a piece of
paper in the truffles? Oh? Can I read it? Let me check
what languages you have. She's got a golden ticket, it is. Indeed,
it's a rose golden ticket, just so you know, ready, I
mean, it's beautiful, it's got pretty script, and you do speak Elvish
so you can read it. Oh yeah, and anyone else who can read
Elvish will be able to read. But upon this it is they are called,
let's more, the Schnowsberry Truffles of Love. Some side effects may have
occur. Yeah, I noticed there is a list of teeny tiny for that
may cause change of accent, transformation, unwanted expansion of body parts, transmogrification
of familiars, indigestion and impotence, or erections lasting five to six hours.
It already said. It can make embody parts so larger. Yes, it
can permanently in large body parts if taken too many times. Oh zis smelly
girl can have zipadunkadunk forever. May interact with other enchantments. Has been known
to accidentally cause true love. Oh my true love is a meath. There
is no true love. There is only zibang bang maha. But they are
indeed lettie de le more so because everyone knows elves are French in some places.
But these are indeed these schnosberry truffles of legend with ruby, chocolate and
booze. Did I mention that they're all delicious? Can I eat the letter?
The letter is made out of metallic boil on paper. Okay, I
want to eat The paper can make a one more perception role since you have
it and you're looking at the piece of paper, anyone else who's studying the
paper can make a perception roll except for a LATAs. Because let's face it,
it doesn't matter. And she said Sam kind of another room. I
rolled it en, dear lord, anyone else investigating the paper? I don't
want to touch it. It might stick to me and pull more of me
off a person who's interested eighteen one as perceptible of vestas as funding. It
has the name of the chocolate tear, as well as the instructions for the
antidote tea read that. Read that. Somebody read that, and memories I
found it. If y'all want it, you're gonna have to come take it
out of my mouth. No place. Don't eat it. You'll cannot eat
real things. You are steal the incorpore real. Oh yeah, sure,
no wonder, I'm hungry. You can eat, eat, eat as usually,
eat as you wish. We take it straight from your tummy. Okay,
I don't just well it had the instructions. Polly has eaten it.
We can't read it from here. Okay, Um, you want to eat
the piece of paper? I mean, are you gonna fold it to make
it more? I mean it's not tasty, please el rabbit before. I
mean, it's true your bunny teeth do kind of nibble it up. I
forgot about that shit. I don't want to be candy floss wherever you could
be, sleepy giggly paladin. And she's still laughing, but she has a
very lecherous look on her. She can go out in the rain. We
need to slap her awake so that she can give her consent to whatever shenanigans
are about. So Polly, you have I mean, I guess I don't
know what the role is for eating a piece of evidence, but if you
really want to, you can do it. Okay, just I guess make
a constitution save just to make sure you can, like choke it down to
fourteen. You're fine, girl, you can. You've gagged on bigger do
all right? Us, we don't talk about the coat, okay. Well,
like she's she seems to be part goat and part bunny as she has
just eaten the silver foil and it disappears because it seems to go translucent once
inside her. Because you know, we got invisible man rules. Anything else,
Polly, Nope, Nope, that would be it. It was eletis,
Do you change clothes? Yes? And once I change clothes, I'll
go join everybody else in the other room. As soon as the dress touches
your skin, it turns into one of those psychedelics wirly luluro esque prints.
Fuck um, I guess I don't. I guess I should few faces and
octopuses. Did I notice you see it as you as soon as it touches
your skin? Fuck Um, I'm just filthy. This is disgusting. The
first rule of fashion is to have so much confidence that what you wear is
the fashion zess Holt culture. I have endea, what's that mean? Okay,
so I guess chant. I guess Ella will just basically have to walk
like one of those skinny, underfed models who detests whatever is the hell they're
wearing and just ignore anybody's comments about it. But I want to see what's
going on. I guess that impulse is stronger than my revulsion. There's a
paladin in between that is both leering and giggling on the floor. Claudia still
has Kardashian ass, Polly has bunny ears and a tail and the buck teeth
and seems to have little pieces of paper stuck in it. Nothing seems to
have happened to Elizabeth. Malibu is slowly dissolving, and does anyone want to
tell anything else? I am z fantastic out it's a magnifique. So so
everything's fine, just it's fine, all right. Yeah, there's still fire
on the middle of the floor. I mean there's literally things on fire,
but it's in a fire pit, so it's probably Okay, we're cool now,
there's no polesiasaur. We're good. Yeah, it's fine, that's fine,
it's fine, It's all fine. So has anybody tried to wake up
the paladin? Because again, consent must be obtained. I have shaken,
I have spelled, I have fed her. The sphinx did say. It
takes a specific word. It is a set of words that has never spoken
from a far, far away land, that these adventures are capable. That
has never been said before. Well, I didn't think it had been Roll
me a D one hundred please Ellen and Ella Rolda seventy four. There's a
slight flutter, but she doesn't seem to break out of her reverie. Okay,
so um, I don't know, do you guys have any ideas what's
the riddle again or the requirement? It's something that has never from a far
away land, that has never been said, and meant I love you?
Does that badger fart? It is very good smelly zeb D one hundred,
fendick. Someone believes it somewhere. Yeah, there's there's still probably some people
who actually do believe. You know, because some animal farts smell like perfume
bases probably does smell good to some people. Is a kind and wonderful human
being. Malibu, please make a constitution save against wretching. Okay, constitution
save. Okay, you manage to somehow not throw up hearing those words.
Also, could you roll a D one hundred because those words were uttered in
your presence? There her, let's do flutter a little. Um. Also,
you take one more point of damage as the in cotton candy infestation has
now spread down your arm. As long as it's not taking my hair yet,
we should take zero from ziboobie bunny. Well the booby bunny ain't that
said? There was a recipe. We just so she she is ghostly booby
bunny. So we reach inside we pull out um fen dingo. Why don't
she try saying something like I love you like jador them, because that's something
from a faraway land that you would never ever say. This hurts my fad
more than my dress does. Okay, um malibud are you doing anything else
on your turn? Damn it, I wion't lie. I didn't quite figure.
I'm looking up the rules of what happens when an incorporeal person eats a
corporeal thing, and if they're still incomporeal, and if you could reach out,
how long it's comporeal. So talk amongst yourselves, fucking next generation time
travel. Shit. We're just trying to prepare you for tomorrow, which was
yesterday day. You are turning into cotton candy. Did anyone mention there was
a cure for the bonbons effects? Well, yes there was a cure,
but it was on the little piece of paper it said there No, the
piece of paper said there was a cure in the tea. To clarify,
where where there's tea? Where is tea is in the k It's in that
kettle thing right in front of you. Right in front of there is a
big kettle of tea. There's also anyone who was in the kitchen, I
do believe it was described as besides the pile of bonbons, there were several
jars of tea, as well as pots and mixing and boiling water. It
is a kitchen solely designed for mixing various blends of tea. Well, obviously
we're not that perceptive. We do not care about ballad until Z chuck a
lot makes us stop funny and zip don't Claudie's gonna loudly decline the team that
nobody's offered her. I want them, but I'm afraid it'll melt me all
right, Um, fan Dingo will drink zan Fan Dingo left atas is not
afraid. Um are you going to go in the kitchen where the teas are
or are you gonna drink the tea that's out here? Oh? ZiT out
here may have made ze paladin be sleepy. It is the team next to
the paladin, right, uh we I shall go into the kitchen. Please
make a dexterity safe as going through the door. Z twelve. You're fine,
Everything's fine, wee. I am leffine in in the moments where and
I vanished suddenly and then reappeared again. Um, did you happen to hear
me say try saying I love you to the paladin? No, we did
not hear that. Okay, that makes sense. The internet dropped out both
times, so because there's no way Fen Dingo would ever hear that exactly.
Fendingo would never say that in a million years. So you know, say
say ja tem Paladin, sleepytime, Paladin, how much do you mean it?
Please mean it? It's just Fendingo. How much you mean it?
Sell me? Convince me of your love? I will say the nineteen persuasion
role might convince all this, but I am a DM whose law is harsh.
Car's law is harsh but fair. Convince me that you really love truly
this Paladin, and why in a French accent, or you will take damage.
Oh god, we're all gonna die right Wait? Do you have breaking
this contract? Mystical deadline strength against her? I ate it. We let
everyone hold on, Let's all conjure up the language of love. Let's give
it out. Defending a convince me boy La Pala Dan death sleep. She
is the most beautiful woman I have ever Lasin. She make the sun rise
in the east, she make the sun rise again in the west. Because
she is so beautiful. She make you the sunshine every day, even in
the rain. She is better than light spell. She light up my life.
She'd light up my life better than setting jorg on fire with fireball les.
Paladin's giggles sound like sound like a symphony, a symphony of snory giggles.
The little snot bubble shiplow as she snore, Le magnifique she is,
She is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen, asleep in a sphinx
laden strange chocolate serving tea palse. Then Fendingo shall stride forward and kiss her
very gently upon the left forehead because of le consent was le Fendingo is le
gentleman. Oh wait, you hear the heavens open up and there's the crash
of thunder because somewhere someone has uttered the words left. Fan Dingo les gentleman,
bo bo, as you see eyelashes fluttering open and a snot bubble gets
snorted. O you ma, I am fan Dingo left fantastic owl the baggett
of your dreams. He talk funny, but you made me feel tingly.
Hiren't you come here and give me a snooch first? Before before we smooch,
before we celebrate this the true love that shall be ours. Fan Dingo
must reach into the belly of the polly and get zero recipe for does he
not make me talk like a fucking idiot? You keep the accent. I'll
let you strip every rivet off my armor and take me right here hole.
Does everyone want to clear the room? Yes, that's why I moved out
of the way of the door. No, we need to make sure this
happens. I'm always happen. Come on, is anyone dragging bolly Holly?
I see a kitty out the window? Come here here, yep, right
over here, Come here? It is lay fine. I have le performance
train. I guess role. Animal handling? No, no, no,
there's there is no animal handling? Was left handing? Goal? There are
sometimes, however, the acrobatics and roll acrobatics nine. The paladin sort of
looks at you, grabs you and she and fake back to rolls animal handling?
Do you let yourself be manhandled by a horny, half awake paladin?
We this is one of the best adventures ever. Yeah, she's going to
take you like there is no tomorrow. As the entire teahouse starts rocking.
The only author Paladin I have dealt with is ugly and stupid. You are
beautiful and who, As I said, Bella rolls in eighteen on her animal
handling. She knows what you can handle. All my animals. We roll
in the hall. So the curtain of love has gone up. Polly,
Yes, two feet drop on the floor as you are suddenly corporeal. I'm
a real girl. Is she still a bunny? Yeah, she still has
bunny also. Um, now now we must wait for her for it will
be pellets by man. It's okay. Yeah, you don't have a stomach
ache because you ate foil. I'm deeply disturbed here. You take three more
points of damage Malibu as it starts to spread Malibu. I really kind of
want to lick you. You look delicious. I will, there will be
nothing left of me. And sex with a paladin it's not going to fix
that problem. I thought sex with a paladin fixed every problem. No,
just yours. I am willing to try. I am willing to try.
I shall take another one for a Z team, as long as the paladin
is not half burned and loud and stupid. Yeah. Basically, you're here
at things like call me tourrag and make a constitution safe. Please fan Dingo
as you're getting as I said, oh man, you are being ridden like
a bad pony. It's got a sprain somewhere. I am, um,
you should use a crop. Make me go faster. She will beat you
with the side of a sword. Do you have spurs, Paladin? She
does? I have, I have healing spells. This is sa magnifi god,
I said. Suffice it to say. It is the most adventurous,
raw, dirty evil. It's everything they say about Paladin's being repressed is coming
out in one session. And you still have to keep that French accent.
Meanwhile, this shall go into this second Fending's a fantastical book that will someday
be written by McCain. Yes, it is truly as I said. Call
me, call me to rag, beat me senseless, Let me be your
French pony. These are the things that are coming from the other room,
among other things coming um, is anyone going to do anything for poor melip
Or? By the way, the badger's turning more blue and he's now burping.
I turned to Honey and go please fart now any time would be good.
Polly, would you would you consider throwing up? We really need the
tea instructions. I don't know which tea to give her. They give her
the wrong tea. She's gonna melt, okay, I guess, so there
go my fingers oh no, okay, okay, how do I do it?
Do you have a gag reflex? Be honest? No, she is
le bard is no gag reflex past level one, Speaking of which you're busy,
young man lit multitasking. Jesus Genus has left the chat. Don't bring
him in. Polly's gonna turn to Claudia's honey, and does anyone have medicine
or anything to know how to induce vomiting? Like, but have an idea?
Yeah? What's your idea? Polly. She's gonna turn to Claudia and
say, Okay, it's up to you. You've got to reach in and
get it, because you're good with animals and I'm a bunny now sure slight
of hand, I'm gonna like open my mouth really wide and Claudia can reach
in and get it. If you can beat a twenty, I'll let you
do it. Oh Lord, okay, nope, you can eat. But
you did just stick your hand in your mouth. I mean I guess,
uh, Polly, roll of decks, no constitution saved to see if you
maybe critical fail it and learn a gag reflex cook alcohol, Well, no,
baby, you've had bigger Okay that that didn't work. Um, nope,
this is disturbing. If only that that advantage that that was disturbing.
Nope, somebody, somebody do the himler anyone maybe a healer type, no,
any maneuvers. You can see my dress? Why is she not vomiting?
I mean, I didn't crime against fashion. I'm gonna bit over and
give my butt to everybody, because if somebody's gonna do the hind lick,
we need to I need to be ready. That's no, that's that's an
m an n him no, no, no, there is no end.
No, no, okay. I reached down and squeeze, honey, just
love or real hard? Does that force a fart out of her? You're
squeezing the badger to try to strength check or animal handling? Have I noticed
that my badger is blue? Yet a roll perception check? There's been a
lot going. Oh my gosh, you notice your badger is blue with a
nineteen nineteen. I check my badger? Why are you blue? He's making
gurgling noises. Well, I think we can all say that a fart would
be offome right now, but carry on. I have those badge humai,
we could give one to Polly and if that doesn't help her vomit, then
we can give it to honey and see if we can get a badge of
fart club. You still have those, yes, dang girl. Well at
this point they should do something right exactly, all right, um, role
constitutions say if Polly sixteen those dumplings are nothing compared to some of the benders
you've been on, or what the hell do you eat? I'm apart,
they're reputed to everything. Speaking of which, the whole place is now utterly
rocking. Any commentary from the fan Dango love gallery. If z building is
zer rocking, come on me, I am very limber. Oh not there,
no, No, that was the bommel, not the ear hole.
Go get her dad anywhere, but not the ear. But if a bard
must have the standards, do you give a ball? Did you give a
badger? You give the badger a bad shoot? Myke yes, he kind
of goes blurp and nothing happens, blur and nothing happens, And and then
there is a toot? Is it sparkly? It looks like my bunny jail.
It hasn't started sparkling yet. Come on, sparkly poot. How many
of you are chanting for the poot to go sparkly me sparkle park Sparkle,
Sparkle sparkle sparkle poot sparkle. It gives asked you hear that all of a
sudden, you're here, oh dango, and Polly becomes completely solid. The
choot explodes with green sparkles, and everyone goes and they all lived happily ever
after. Thank fuck literally quite literally, M you are welcome. Well,
at least we have an episode title. At least it didn't come down to
a Manaja Badger that you have a brief flash of a tavern where you see
a paladin. I have that strange sense of deja vous. I was just
thinking that if I remember this correctly as zip Paladin's father is here, I'm
as run Like Ziff fuck said, it's sort of hazy, you know,
like when it's a dream or maybe it's real and you're not quite sure.
That kind of feeling otherwise known as a Tuesday for the bards we Um.
I looked down, am Am, I still turning into candy. Statuses have
vanished, not the tail. I lost my tail. You're solid too,
but I lost my tail, sweete, I will buy you a tail.
In tail and ears too, ears too, ears too? Yes, okay,
can I still lick you? Now? You can lick me all all
it makes shappy, But I'm not going to taste like Malibu, I said.
In this sort of haze, you see a paladin and fendingo, but
the paladin is wearing a dress rather than her armor, a baggy dress,
and you see Billy standing on the bar looking very pissed. Oh my gosh,
look at the time. Really we have to go. We have a
meeting um or something, don't we, Ladies, all you can hear,
this is all your fault. Does that sound? That is the sound of
adventure? And she is like calling me. Yes, I know these status
is are inspected, but I shall just speak like this. Even though because
the little smelly girl no longer has zipa donca don't, it almost feels like
it's part of your soul at this point, because apparently the paladin really digs
it and will give you whatever you want as long as you speak with it.
Oh well, hey, um, time to go. It was nice
meeting you, um, and a nice man on the bar. You keep
it real, buddy. Also, suddenly a halfling woman is running in going
birds defiled my daughter. They'll never be music in my town again. Done
done, dune, I mean kind of what we do. And then,
in a whiff of badger flatulence, everyone, it's fine. You're all fine,
and back on a cart in the middle of a shopping complex. I
do not remember why we're on this cart. I just remember we got on
it. Yeah, that was some crazy white powder. You have a bag
of white powder again, and your bare ears, Claudia, Oh my god,
that almost Yeah, this is fine. I don't miss the butt.
She's over here singing cocaine and all you see is Honey cocking his head,
going I need to check my pockets. This by sucks every time I come
back here. I lose it, Kitty, I lose my bunny ears.
I lose my bunny too. I can't even pleaan elatus. Didn't you have
the the globe in your podcasts? Why I'm trying to check my pockets?
Okay, hey, Polly, Yeah, there's a cat standing next to the
cart, Kitty. And with that, I think it's time to say congratulations
on surviving the first season of the Calamity Janes. All of you have leveled.
You could finally rest if you want that took almost as long as it
did for the A and D boys to actually ever accomplish anything. I'm gonna
say, but didn't it take almost as long as y'all getting out of the
well. We're going back to that well one of these days. Well,
well, how do you know you're not at the other end of the well,
and that's where the Calamity Janes are. The well may contain a badger
fart. We're going back to that well, if for no other reason than
to wash Klaus. But yeah, you are. You were back on the
cart. You remember you were in a tavern and you were getting late and
having fun. And now wait a minute, you're back in that shopping comics
and the little strange kid is just looking at you guys and going, damn,
what did you do? Don't find out it's too horrible. Next season,
Dune dun duh. Congratulations, ladies, who you'll be level six next
time we start devel six And okay, here's a crazy question. Can we
sleep? Well, you're on a you're basically on a cart being with the
guy that that you weren't in the tavern anymore. You're now on a cart.
I mean they're pillows I'm taking. There might be crazy things like actually
getting some rest and healing this go, I take it you guys. Actually,
basically he's like, would you like to go get a nap yesiting world
naphing cookies. That's where we will begin next season. Congratulations everyone, But
don't worry just because our season is over and you can check all of it
out on YouTube. Don't forget to like and subscribe and leave a comment if
you have any questions. But I do believe that even though our adventure is
over, we do have time for questions and to say a very special thank
you to our guest star for the back half of the season. Thank you
to John Hartness and Fendingo the French tastical. I really want Fendingo to use
that more often. That's just hilarious. Oh fuck sticks. Literally, it
was like it was like Ward Farnsworth butterballs, only sexier because well it's Fanda.
It was kind of like if Maurice Chevalier had played Peppi Lapeu with a
little bit of Russian creeping in aca yep, and occasionally a little a little
Mexican in there too. Yeah. It was it was Sean Connery playing Maurice
Chevalier playing Peppi lapeu. It was Sean. It was all of them playing
playing Sean Connery playing Maurice Chevalier playing machete, they playing Peppi lapeu. Got
it? There you go. That's method acting for you. And and yes,
Rachel, there are questions. I'm so glad you asked. I have
some questions too for all of you guys. If you could have kept it,
would you have kept your blessing slash curse? Fuck? No? Yeah,
everything in one to ten was deadly, just so you know, wow,
of course it was. He was slowly deadly. It was all like
at you know, speeds of three actually taking you out. But uh yeah,
I just couldn't decide whether I was going to die of humidity or die
of polly deciding that I tasted really really nummy. Yes, because if I
let her licked me once, that would have been it. I mean that
that's also true. On Tuesday, I figured I was like, oh God,
she got the kardashi literally just said kardashi in I didn't write down what
it did, did anything. It just didn't never do in other squat again.
Oh thank you, ladies. I hope you had a good time.
So let's get to the questions from our fans, because I do believe we
have some lovely patreons who pay us, and by doing that you get to
cut in line and ask questions. First, is that correct, Misty?
That is correct, Rachel? And if you listening would like to be a
patron as well, just go to Authors and Dragons dot com and click on
the patreon link. It's really easy to find, trust me, go look
for it. But anyway, the first question we have from our fabulous discord
people, Zach Brooks, wants to know if the Janes had one of those
scenic flume rides at a theme park, what would your individual scenes be?
And since Fendingo is here, he may also answered, well, for this
episode, it would be like fucking Upcot Center. Yeah, I would just
be like really good, Wayne and Brett Paghetts on the on the phone.
I bring that it's only without the Baghette. But I think he's just showing
off his Baghett and wine on his scene on his flame ride. Yeah,
okay, I think my section of the flame ride would look something like the
boat ride in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Just because that's what my head
feels like. Ah, with the with the snake crawling across the lady's face
and this all the scary things that show up when the boat is going.
I mean, like the whole flashing lights and the creepy you know, Gean
Wilder and and all of that. Yeah, yeah, okay, that's what
it will like. That fits. Dare I ask what Claudia's section would entail,
You mean, like like this is this is uh, it's a small
world after all, where you're going by really slowly and you're just looking around
it all the little like dioramic kind of things. Sure, or I was
actually thinking splash meltain, but go with it. Well, Claudia would definitely
be trying to look at her own butt, um, so maybe a there'd
be a mirror, or maybe she'd just been like craning her whole entire spine
around. Um, So you'd come around the corner and she'd just be standing
there in the spotlight and yeah, you're welcome. Nice nice Polly would be
like a country music snow white heaven. All the cutest little fluffy animals and
kiddies and bunnies and birdies and just everywhere but they're sequins and guitars and hairspray
and boots. Yeah, I think they have that ride at Dollywood's. Basically,
it would be Dollywood. Yeah, that would be cool. Malibus would
be very similar. It would be her on a beach with all of her
cleric friends also on the beach, and then their swimsuits with like sparkle sunscreen
on, dancing and singing in the sunshine because everybody's happy. Rachel, what
would yours be? Oh, it would just be nothing but a cascade of
badger farts and me herding cats. Gotcha? What about you, Elizabete?
I think that obviously Elizabette would have to be in some sort of natural surrounding
where she was somehow completely missing what Honey was doing, and also the creature
that it was about to attack us. Cool, okay. Corey asked,
without giving names, what was the biggest dick move you've ever seen? A
fellow author? Do? Oh oh, that one's bad. That's pretty bad.
Mine was at a convention once. I watched a woman tell She was
talking to my editor at the time at a big industry industry party, and
she was telling him how her former agent was terrible and oh, she was
stupid and didn't know anything, and she had fired that agent because she was
so awful, and the whole time she didn't realize that the editor and the
agent were very close friends, and she pretty much shot herself in the foot.
So so not so much a fellow author to another author, but a
fellow author to herself. So I think probably when someone that we didn't accept
into an anthology told my co editor that she obviously doesn't know anything about editing
and should probably just stay in her mom's basement for the rest of her entire
career. Oh, yeah, I remember that. Yeah, it wasn't me.
Emily Leverett is a PhD English professor for a living. I think she's
doing all right. And I've been to her play I've been to her place
and it is not in her parents' basement. I can't confirm. Oh that's
that's awful. Well, I mean I've I've seen some horrible stuff. Unfortunately,
a lot of the stuff I've seen has been more of the grabby grabby
gropi gropi. Hey, if you want to get published, you should sleep
with someone variety. So I will definitely not name any names, but that
is an incredibly dick move, you know, using power over someone to try
to get them published. Absolutely, just sit with John for like five minutes
at a convention table and listen to the random author baby authors that come up
to him ask for advice, and then tell him why he's wrong. I
mean, that's always a good, good time. There is nothing I am
Please, if you want to publish a book and you want advice, please
come and talk to us. We are very helpful, and I've seen John
hold Court. The Hartness Court is a wonderful play. But for the love
of all things holy, if you're still starting out, the first thing I
don't should not be insulting the people who are giving you their time and free
advice and interrupting their very good booze. And if you're coming to my table
at a convention where I've got I don't know a hundred or so different titles
on the table and telling me how your Vanity Press book that you spent ten
thousand dollars to get published is obviously better than anything that we produce. Despite
the fact that I publish award winners New York Times bestsellers as well as debut
authors. And while most of this podcast. Yeah, maybe that's not the
best move. Wow, mine's pretty similar. It's um when I was at
an event and John wasn't there, but I had another male sitting with me
at the table who wasn't involved with Falstaff, and an author came up seeing
that it was a press and was wanting to try to, you know,
pitch his book, and the other mail that I was with kept saying,
well, she's the associate publisher. You should talk to her. And the
author still kept talking to him and totally ignored me. And I'm like,
okay, but his book was brilliant, right, and you just chased him
down to publish it, right. I don't know him because he wasn't And
this isn't one where we have to try to not name names. We don't
fucking remember this dude because he's irrelevant, because he's a prick. Even worse
is we were in a barn. A barn, I mean, I don't
know whatever the place was that it's like a barn. Oh wow, it's
like a big thing. There's horses outside, and like it's like metal.
That does sound like a barn somewhere in North Carolina. That doesn't narrow the
field of places that I've done events. There are multiple venues where I've sold
books that could be considered a barn. The one where they were vacuuming cattle
outside of the exhibit hall was in fact not in North Carolina. Okay,
well, well, they weren't vacuuming anybody that I recall at this one.
But they probably should have vacuumed up that guy's ego because it was spilling out
everywhere. I don't think it would fit in anything. It would choke a
donkey. It sounds like poor donkeys, but probably not a poly. We
know we have established as cannon barns. I have no gag ref. She
is Zibard, Oh god, bendingo the French casticle. I think we might
have to get some merch going after fill. Yeah, just get John Luther
Davis to draw fending go with a with a pencil, thin black mustacheonal,
haughty expert. Well, I mean, and a beret, and absolutely a
beret. I was thinking the same thing. And a black and white striped
shirt. Purple and white. Okay, the mind that never shuts up?
Oh man, Like I guess we should just sum it up. Is the
best way to be a good author is don't be a dick. I think
if you just followed that one rule, everything else is secondary. If you
don't be a dick, you won't be talked about on a podcast like we
have an obvious exception to that though, and that is still right here.
No, no, no, Bevin Bevin, the way he responds to negative
comments, he could probably make that into a separate career. But he never
replies directly and he doesn't tag the people, so he pretty much is the
exception to many rules. So yeah, yeah, if you're going to be
an exception to a rule, you have to do it really well. So
for starting out, don't be a dick. There we go, okay,
well should we move on to our Facebook questions? I suppose they need love
to? They do need love to? And our friend, our beloved friend,
Vicky Perry asks if the A and D crew were an apocalypse survival team,
what skills to each of you bring to the table. I speak,
Oh God, this is never gonna die. It really isn't. Look what
you did, Rachel. I take full responsibility. This is Werewolf of the
Third Reich moment again fandangos the French Fastacle. This is Larry Revenge for lar
Rachel Cardboard. Ah. I don't know if Rachel Cardboard will be at Authors
and dragon Con this year, but if she is, we will make sure
to place her right behind John, won't We No Apocalypse survival skills other than
scaring the crap out of people with a cardboard cut out of myself, which
is clear decoy skills. I can bake from scratch, cook from scratch,
preserve food, and I keep my own sour dough starters, so I would
feed people if they just keep me from getting eaten. I can sew.
I can sew um without a pattern. I can still sew relatively wearable pants
in a shirt. I can sew. I can knit and crochet and do
all of those things. I can cook, and that's probably about it.
I run slower than all the rest you. Also, I'm sacrificed. I
am not squeamish. Let's say that I'm sure there's going to be a lot
of disgusting things that we encounter, and I think I'm gonna be Okay,
I'm on the almost nurse level in many cases. Okay, So we find
something squishy and it looks like it might be remains, or we're not sure
we go, Emily, come look at this. Smell this? What does
it smell like? Yeah, if you need organs shoved back into your chest
cavity or stuff cleaned up, I think that would probably be me. There
we go, I need you to help me with dog sitting. Man,
I can barely use a poopers too. Are we saying that I'm the closest
thing we have to any kind of weapons expertise, because like, I've been
on the firing range once and I am like a rin fair you know,
plan with all the axes and swords and archery stuff. I like, seriously,
I can shoot a though, I can shoot a rifle. I can
shoot a handgun. Um okay. I can hit people real hard with a
stick, so yeah, yeah, I didn't think it through being a pacifist
in an apocalypse situation. Yeah yeah, I'm a good shot um bow,
crossbow, rifle, pistol um, and I throw knives so um yeah.
Also, I'm very heavy, so I can jump. If I can get
up a tree and I jump on some one, they're dead. They're just
fun because this is a lot of mass. I don't even have to jump
that far. Pretty solid. Yeah, And I and I know how to,
you know, cut down trees and shit, because my dad was a
logger, So I can cut down trees and haul them and then cut them
up and burn things. I was looking around trying to think what else.
I'm still digesting that Sue is our weapons next? Oh I can I can
ride horses? Yeah, a long time, but you know it'll come back.
Oh my gosh, do we have and I mean not, I am
not our weapons master. I want to make this clear. I'm just saying
I was the only person who was bringing master, bringing that to the table
at the convention were We're totally going to make her be the weapons master at
the convention. We have a Joe, that's true. At the convention,
we have someone who I would actually trust to hold a sword. And there
really is one person among both podcasts that I would trust with a drawn sword.
Oh hell yeah. Okay, well it's the last question comes from Crystal
Steven. Crystal stephen NYOK. I think I'm saying that right. I hope
wants to know where would you go on vacation if you were given an all
expenses paid trip tomorrow and Missy would go to the Maldive and drink while she's
laid in an overwater bungalow and not even think about y'all back home. So
well, I would go to Authors and Dragons Con twenty twenty two at the
University Hilton in Charlotte, and you can come to Just go to Authors and
Dragons dot com click on the con button and get your ticket today and reserve
your hotel room and then you can go on your dream vacation with almost all
of us. I think that's the best answer, and I don't think any
of us can top it, although I would probably go to Tokyo, but
we can all go after Authors and Dragons Con. What do you say,
guys? Sounds great to me? Yes, yes, yes, So congratulations
ladies on making it through season one. Don't worry, I'll be worse to
you in season two. Thank you everyone for listening, and stay tuned for
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