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everything in south Park fun. You
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Okay? I like South Park Festival
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guess, kick Ash. Welcome to
Going Down the south Park, the podcast

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where we always have our south of
time. This week we're hit to review

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the fourth episode of season three of
South Park. It is Jacopa Saws,

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I'm Dando, and I am guy. Very happy to be part of the

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only podcast that has a dragon on
the blade. That's right, folks,

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it has a drag and on the
blade. And do you know what he's

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referring to when he says the blade. We all have blades in the kitchen,

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right, well, that is correct. Do you have themed utensils in

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your kitchen. We do well.
We're big for like themed tea towels and

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gloves and that kind of thing.
Like Holly was just I took it to

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coals at the moment they got like
Disney license at the moment obviously, and

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they've got like a little Mermaid,
oven mits and lion king, and she

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was just like she would not leave
that store unless she was holding an other

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mit. But not just one other
mit. She had to have one on

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each hand. So I had to
buy two sets of other mites. I

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don't have. I'm quite that good
or quite that organized. I have recently

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gone through a thing where I'm looking
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utensil and going some of these are
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and I'm gonna like, but it
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don't know whether it's a mental thing, but with like those kind of pots

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and things, it's like if I
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the same? You know, I've
baked a hundred carb nars. In this

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one, I feel like the taste
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itself. Like get a new one, it'll taste new and it won't taste

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it won't taste like carbonaro anymore.
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bloody Anthony ball Daine or something like
and go, well, you know half

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the flavor is, you know,
because you burnt the shit out. It

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was something like that. I'm like, yeah, I don't know about that,

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man. I think I mean,
I think I think that way a

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little bit, but I think obviously
it's just all mental. But I'm just

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Nicola bought this new um like a
baking dish once and she's always cook like,

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you know, these pasta bakes in
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she threw it out and I was
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Nicola actually put the new one.
I was like, good, yes,

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it was. It tasted the same, But in my head, I'm

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like, didn't seems well that thing. I was overseeing the Lovely Louise last

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night and she's bought two new Schmick
fry pans, and do you want my

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old rye pants? I'm like do? I I look at my ones,

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and you know, all the tef
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know, left eggs in there for
too long or whatever. So I'm like,

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warp and she doesn't stove flat and
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at things, like I mean,
she she's always sort of buying new you

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know, ladles and shit like that, and I'm like, they're really nice.

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It sounds like our ladies are very
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like this is old, you need
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I like that one. It's old, random, you don't need it.

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They won't it. You left that
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that melted bit on it. You
know, you know, just get a

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new one. It's six bucks.
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we've been big up in our chains
stores lately. Yeah, She'll go

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to Cama and I'm like, these
look really nice. They look like you

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got it from Sweden. Got it
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I might go and get mat came
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it's the new I can how do
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business themed utensils? Holly needing her? I do know how we got to

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what was the utensils? What brought
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I don't know. Somehow got to
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good at this. We can take
a few stage. What was your it

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was What triggered it for me was
what you said. This podcast is the

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Blaze Knives kitchen. Yes, we
got there. We made we flound our

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way back, we laid our trailer
breadgrums and made our way home. Um,

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I will I'll tell you. We'll
tell you one thing about the kitchen

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though. And I don't know if
you're if you're like this at all,

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or if anyone out there is like
this. It may just be a nut.

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Do you have like a favorite spoon
or a favorite you'd be crazy,

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not too right, especially when it
comes to wooden spoons when you're cook into

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things like that, yeah, or
even just a teaspoon. Yeah, yeah,

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I get it. And and and
they're all the same, but you

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can tell which one is your favorite. You're a little mark, a little

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chip out of it. You're like, that's the one, that's that's the

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one. Yeah, so many weeks
with that one. I'm like, Okay,

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when the zombie apocalypseapps and you have
to, you know, grab your

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go bag, and you know,
I'm like, well, I'm taking this

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spoon and I'm taking this who needs
your favorite toothbrush? Just take your spoons.

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Spoons far more necessary when it's some
zombie apocalypse than the toothbrush gives sho

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It smells like any more surrounded by
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Yeah. Yeah, But I've got
a favorite teaspoon. I've got a favorite.

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I've got a bunch of coffee mugs, but I've got one that's like,

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that's the good one. It's just
the right size. It's like Chandler

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being it's it's a little smaller than
the other one. So it's like,

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well, I like to hold things
like this and pretend I'm a giant.

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That Chandler who said that, I
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haven't got see this is the thing. Well, obviously, I do a

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Friends podcast now with my wife Nikola, the one of our friends. Check

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it out links in description of this
podcast. But I haven't seen every episode

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of Friends. Nicola watches it religiously, so Nicholas wanted to ask that question

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too. I've seen enough of Friends, but I haven't seen every one of

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them. I'm pretty sure Chandler has
the small hands, though I'm also sure

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he has a line where he does
something like I like to hold little things

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like this and pretend I'm a giant. Yeah, it sounds like a chandeler

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line. It doesn't. Yeah,
but anyway, Yes, dragging on the

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blade, which is a part of
this South Park episode. We've talked about

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every other show and every other thing
other than South Park, but we're here

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to talk about South Park, and
in particular, Jakova sauce. I'm disappointed

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you haven't asked how I am.
Do you ask how I am? Please?

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How you doing? I'm fine?
Just fine or fine? It's implied,

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and I want to know how you
are. Tell me we've entered that

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stage of the relationship. Yeah,
you know what. You don't bring the

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flowers any moon? Uh? Yeah, I just I thanks? Who gives

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a shit? It's implied you should
know this. But we're here to talk

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about your couple sides. As you
were saying, I don't have many memories

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of watching this episode back when it
was on, right, I feel like

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this is an episode that would have
been very devisive with fans back in the

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day, especially if you didn't know
what it was going for, If you

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didn't know the reference in this,
you'd be like what is happening here?

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But if you understand that this came
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released, right and clearly from the
very first line was like missa, missa,

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I'm like, I was a Judge
our Binks. Right, Yeah,

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it's clearly technic because Judge our Binks
and how it's said, and Train may

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have said that they felt so betrayed
as Star Wars fans when they watched Phantom

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Menace that this Jarjar Bing's character was
introduced, that they just had to take

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the piss out of it and making
even like just go over the top with

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it. I thought this was honestly
south Park at the topical best coming out

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at a time when Phantom Menace,
you know, we usually did the brain

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buster blockbuster, We went through the
top three films at the time. Phantom

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Menace was still number one at the
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so it was still on the tip
of everyone's tongue. Star Wars fans were

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outraged. I was only eleven when
it came out, and even I remember

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being in a movie going this is
not good. I remember like going to

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the toilet halfway through, going I'm
bored, like what life come back?

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Yeah, I just I remember I
came back in the pod racing a start

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and I was like, pot,
the pods were the only thing that I

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remembered the pod race from that movie. But I remember like walking out going.

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I didn't like that, and I
was so disappointed, even as an

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eleven year old. So I can
only imagine has someone who was like in

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their mid twenties or whatever, like
Tray and Matt would be furious. You're

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raised on Star Wars. But I
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of it. So as a Star
Wars fan, I thought this was hilarious.

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I loved it. I just thought
it was so spot on, absolutely,

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and you're right. I mean,
look, I was in my boom.

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I was in my late twenties or
even your thirty years old. When

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you're thirty year yah, yeah you
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this came out, and you know, of course it was a huge,

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huge viewer or about I mean,
yeah, well everyone was interested. It's

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like, oh my god, New
Star War. We finally get New Star

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Wars after you know, almost three
decades or no, no, after two

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decades. Yeah. I remember going
with the woman who would a year or

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so later become my wife. She
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and then I was like, Yeah, Star Wars come along, it's going

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to be great. We're watching it. It's like I was trying to keep

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my hopes up all the way through. But at the same time, there's

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a lot of things I was thinking, is like, like you was going,

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so, it's not quite right here. What was the point in the

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movie where you just realized? Oh? Because like when I watched The Last

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Jedi, for me, it was
near the start where Luke just throws the

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saber over his shoulder and I was
like, Oh, what just happened?

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What are we? What are we
doing here? Where are we going?

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And then he's drinking the blue milk
out of that titty and I was like,

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oh, where are we going here? What's happening? I'm not sure

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For for you Phantom Menace, though, what was as a Star Wars fan?

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You're so excited, you're pumped.
When did you when did when did

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you realize? Oh, something's not
right? What was the first moment?

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And b when did you go,
oh, it's not gonna get any better.

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I feel bad saying this because Star
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this kid. But Jake Laud who
played young Jake Lloyd, who played young

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Anakin Skywalker, it's not his fault, but he was just not going to

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the deep end. And it's you
watched like the documentary and he can't even

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get the lines right, and it's
just like, and there was another kid

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who wasn't an established actor who would
have been pretty good, Like you watched

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that that was side by side and
geoge just like, I think we should

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go with somebody that nobody knows.
And I was like, but he can't

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act like he's not he's not good, and it's not another is your child.

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I don't want to shoot on a
child, but yeah, you had

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a child who was really good at
acting, who probably could have taken all

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of the publicity in all of the
press that was going to come his way.

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Jake Lloyd just you know, Paul, little kids got thrown it deep

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and it's maybe he suffered as a
result. Do you remember who it was

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who who the child actor was?
It wasn't Haley Joel, wasn't no,

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no, no, but his blond
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it up while you're talking Telly,
So what was the it was? It

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was what was I think? I
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actor prior to Phantom Menace. I
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He wasn't yeah, oh of course, Yeah, he wasn't a complete

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unknown and yeah, not a complete
novice either, but yeah, I mean

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he's just given a big ask and
yeah, just unfortunately not up to it.

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And uh oh yeah, this kid's
a bit of a stiff. But

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no one was any I mean,
people knew Natalie Portman could act, but

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in this he's kind of like,
oh, you've been directed to do something

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that is not right for you,
or is not right for anybody in all

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honesty. Then of course when Jarjack
in that's kind of like, oh man,

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this is like the kids in South
Bugs yead. You know, they're

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just annoying. Yeah, that's the
thing, And that's what I thought.

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They had it so well, and
this was just like we don't hate him,

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but he's just really annoying, Like
we want to like the guy,

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but we can't. We just we're
trying, we can't. Well you're trying

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real hard to sort of think.
Okay, you're trying every method you can

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to cut judge our being some slack. Okay's comic relief. Oh maybe he's

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starting off a buffoon and he'll become
a hero and we'll get a nice sort

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of you know, redemption story or
underdog becomes a hero story. Whatever.

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None of it just annoying all the
way through. Um, And they'd been

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like a real lead up prior to
Then't mean Jarge I was on the cover

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of Rolling Stone. It's like,
Wow, he's going to be the next

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fan favorite, and you know kids
are going to be talking and Judge our

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talking the playground like yeah they do
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now. Yeah yeah, So,
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handled that. They made Jarge the
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It's like, you know, we
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save every single in dangerous piece.
That's not the way they had them.

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They incorporated that into it, like
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you know, some things just don't
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roughly at the same time refless,
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or two thousand or whatever. Yeah, and that's got bits in it where

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Simon peg It was a co writer
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He specifically wrote in scenes where he
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Wasn't talking about how great the old
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was basically saying these new ones are
terrible. So yeah, it was an

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interesting time to be a Star Wars
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way, his name was Devin Michael. Devin Michael never heard of yea,

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yeah, I looked up his IMDb. He's never It wasn't anything notable,

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then Jake Jake Bloyd messes up the
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sort of like auditioning. Funny,
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Devin Michael kid. Anyway, Well
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a couple of years later, Lucas
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okay in them, but and I
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this, but he's got sort of
an unworkable character. And Lucas, for

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you know, all his all his
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and CG environments that he's building for
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lot of work with. I mean, apparently you and Greg was kind of

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semi drunk for a lot of the
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hard think of Hayden, right,
how do you? How do you act

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out this line in a way that's
convincing and believable? And I hate Sand?

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What that whole fucking dialoguebout hating Sand? It's like, yeah, I

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like as much as we love George
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Star Wars, he was trying to
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films weren't a drama he needed.
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or brought in somebody else who knew
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willing to say no, George,
that's no good. Because you watch the

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documentaries and everyone standing around like behind
he going this isn't good, this is

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good. It's like, well,
why are you saying something? Yeah,

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he needed um. I think it's
Gary Kurtz, who was like a producer

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on the original trilogy, the only
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who was someone who kind of had
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of course this is before George Lucas
was really George Lucas. He had American

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graffiti to his name. It's a
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it wasn't creative of Star Wars George
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you know Lucas also had his um
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actual filmmakers who were saying, what
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I've said on the on shows in
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Brian de Palma who made Mission Impossible
and the Untouchables basically, what's this forced

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business? You know, what's this
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in and re edited and all this
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Wars this time around. He's you
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everyone's like, well, he made
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doing. It's like, hey,
it takes a village to create a grand

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a masterpiece. But it scenes in
the documentary though, where Spielberg is being

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shown the new technology, and I
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droids in the in the Phantom Menace
that have like the long noses and they

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talked about there into like them the
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he gets shown one of them,
and Spielberg's like, oh, there's going

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to be fantastic, And man,
I'm just like, are you just buttering

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him up? Like do you actually
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mean? I was just it was
a weird thing. Like I wonder if

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anyone really thought that what they'll make
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because it just and now people try
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whatever it is, Oh no,
it wasn't as bad as we thought.

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Star Wars fan, go back with
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movie and it's just not good.
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There are bits and pieces that you
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of Grace you said made it one
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the Prequels in the one long movie
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I feel like there is a movie
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filler was just yeah, or at
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said this on the show in the
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a TV series, and a TV
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dark material and it's you know,
it's the Death of the Death of the

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Republic, and you know, the
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all that stuff that's not exactly kid
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you know, the Mandalorian or Rebels
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I think there were too many scenes
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for technology as opposed to an actual
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in the early two thousands when they
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the Clones and I've got to have
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kind of business. And I didn't
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up in the in the process or
anything like that, but yeah, I've

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got to have a look around.
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I was like, oh, you
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Yeah, look at the sun screen
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okay, yeah, they got rid
of the kid now and they're going to

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start moving into you know, grown
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Attack of the Clones are going been. Attack of the Cloones was worse Attack

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of the Clones. A lot of
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that year, So I used to
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so like they grew up with those films

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were there. So I don't know
why I was eleven, but I had

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those original Star Wars, you know
what I mean, Like they were the

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ones that I grew up with.
I saw those first where kids who saw

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those films first. They hang on
to them, and a lot of them

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say that they like Attack of the
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I just can't understand why, Like, but General Grieves is so cool,

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and I'm like, I guess so, but so what you know,

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there's no, I don't know,
there's just they seem to think Attack of

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the Clones is the best, and
I just I can't get through Attack of

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the Clones. I just can't do
it. All I remember four. All

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I remember it four is that's the
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Which what was your thoughts when you
first saw that when him and Duku had

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that lightsabber jewel. Oh I remember
sort of going, oh, wow,

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you finally get to see this.
Yeah, that's something. And then the

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more I think about it's like,
that's ridiculous. No, it's just not

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good. Not good. Not to
shill another podcast or YouTube channel or anything

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like that, but the guys at
Red Letter Media, they are a channel

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on YouTube that I really did.
They do film reviews and all that kind

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of stuff, usually with a pretty
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their name with a real dissection of
the prequels, and they go into it

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so well, and they point out
the it's not just sort of poking fun.

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It's like, oh it isn't jarj
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as like this is really lazy direction, really lazy filmmaking, and they point

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out exactly why, and I'm like, actually, yeah, this makes a

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lot of sense. Yeah, but
you know, we had to get off

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a little round bit of phantom mess
because that's this whole episode's about this whole

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episode as a big fuck you to
George Lucas and the Phantom Menace. So

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we had to throw a little a
little two cents in there as well.

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Yeah, well, I mean apparently
Parker and Stone did a jar Jar based

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sketch. Yeah. MTV Movie Awards
that year, which I think must have

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been kind of vitriolic because MDV said, no, we're not cheeling the it's

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probably because m MTV. You know
what it is. It's it's it's all

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a big circle jack, you know, especially in the late nineties, So

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like, well, we can't piss
off George Lucas because you want to get

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like interviews for the films, and
we don't want to piss off the guy

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that made fucking star Wars. I
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by nine times nine, MTV didn't
have the credibility. It was just like,

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it's just who can we wink off
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Because I can understand why they were
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I don't know, who would you
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always gonna say George Lucas Archer,
But even in nine nine on, who

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would you rather have any back pocket? The guys that George Lucas, I

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guess, and all the guys from
South Park, I guess you want the

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South Park. Yeah, I think
if that's that's why I felt. I

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thought it was like mtvsp should be
the cool hip one. If they're turning

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down the cool hip things, you
know, they've lost their way. That's

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not cooling hip anymore. But the
middle of MTV, it'd been around for

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like what twenty years at that time. Yeah, so it's probably you know,

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it's at that stage where it becomes
the establishment m Yeah. Yeah,

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I don't know. I don't know, man, But anyway, Jacoba Saws,

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Yes, I thought I loved this. I thought this was a great

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episode, even when though being super
annoying. I got why they're being super

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annoying, and that made it even
funnier for me. I just thought it

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was awesome. But apparently they were
producing this just weeks before the release of

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the movie a bigger longer than cut, and its production was running concurrently.

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That's what they've said, Like the
previous episodes would be reviewing this season as

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well, you wouldn't know the quality
is still there, But tray and may

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have said it like apparently it was
just like incredibly incredibly hard on them.

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It was like hell. But this
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the same day that Trey Parker was
still putting the finishing touches to the

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film's sound. O my god.
So yeah, they were just working around

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the clop. But it just goes
to show how good South Park was and

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still is. You know, I
feel like they've turned a corner. They're

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getting a lot better than what they
were. There were sort of like a

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period there was this kind of like
do you guys really care anymore? I

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know you joke about wanting to get
canceled, but do you want to get

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canceled? But the last season was
awesome, but here in season three,

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It's like, you know, they've
they've produced this, there was no other

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show like it. You know,
Phantom Menace comes out, and this animated

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show is able to do a complete
and utter take down piss tape demolition yea

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four weeks later. I think it's
just credit to how amazing Star south Buck

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really is. Indeed, indeed,
and in a departure from the norm,

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this episode directed by one Matt Stone
and the last episode he ever directed,

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apparently, I wonder what was that? Was that much hate for this episode?

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I wonder, I just don't know, like, well, that's I

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if it. I imagine people got
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joke so well, or they were
so sort of authentic and replicating the jarge

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Art experience. A lot of people
just maybe wouldn't want to rewatch this one

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because, I mean, the Jagobasils
aren't really fucking annoying. Yeah, the

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only I mean, because the thing
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It's so subtle. The only real
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missa Missa. There's nothing else that
says, hey guys, this is a

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Star Wars parody. It's like,
either get it and you think it's great,

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or you have no idea what's going
on. Yeah, I mean not

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just in terms of the execution of
the of the coops oars and how they

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behave and all that kind of stuff, but technically, I mean their voices

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are just loud enough to be annoying, not so loud that you're like,

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I'm turned away. It's more like
use your inside voice. Use you know,

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when if a child's being too loud
voice. I know, I don't

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want to yet the kind of know
you're just excited, but a little bit

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quiet. And that's what these characters
are, or these these creatures are.

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I mean, they're just hyped up, hypercaffeinated, too much red cordial children,

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which is what d Yeah. Yeah, and that that works great for

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what they're trying to do, what
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same time, it's also this has
not learn itself to repeat view. It's

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fine even though the jokes are funny. It's funny with the Judge our character

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is just like, you know,
he receives so much hate. I never

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hated Jarge our Binks because it's because
the character itself, it seems like a

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person. It just wants to be
helpful, just wants to be your friend.

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It doesn't want to harm you in
any way, but motherfucker shut up.

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Yeah again, I felt bad for
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actor who voiced him and also provided
motion capture stuff. I mean that essentially

405
00:24:17.720 --> 00:24:22.640
sort of killed his career as well. Luckily, you know Star Wars Central

406
00:24:22.799 --> 00:24:25.599
through my Bone, he appeared on
a Mandalorian episode and not long ago and

407
00:24:25.720 --> 00:24:30.400
got to sort of be cool.
He was, you know, rescuing Grogu

408
00:24:30.519 --> 00:24:34.519
and you know, running a scooter
and shooting things like, damn, this

409
00:24:34.680 --> 00:24:40.240
guy's doing all right. Hopefully they
can give him some more work in the

410
00:24:40.359 --> 00:24:42.279
future. What he thought when he
first read the sign they read the script,

411
00:24:42.359 --> 00:24:49.079
it was like missa, missa,
missa, missa. Right, Okay,

412
00:24:52.960 --> 00:24:55.319
you see George, Yeah, there's
behind the scens what did we see?

413
00:24:55.319 --> 00:24:57.319
George Luka is trying to show him
how to walk and sort of like

414
00:24:59.319 --> 00:25:03.960
it's it's a little insensitive. It's
like he's sort of do a bit of

415
00:25:03.000 --> 00:25:11.319
a can of a strut. Oh
man, and George not great. But

416
00:25:11.440 --> 00:25:15.000
yeah, Also this episode here,
there was a scene where when they send

417
00:25:15.079 --> 00:25:17.480
him to get pretzels, right,
they tell him to go get it from

418
00:25:17.839 --> 00:25:21.480
the town and fair Play. So
fair Play is actually a town located in

419
00:25:21.559 --> 00:25:25.400
Park County, was established an eight
fifty nine A fair Play is the town

420
00:25:25.519 --> 00:25:30.200
the one town that provided the inspiration
for the show of South Park. You

421
00:25:30.279 --> 00:25:36.440
go, not just not just providing
great pretzels, but providing inspiration as well.

422
00:25:36.640 --> 00:25:40.119
And the guy that helped write this
episode David A Goodman. He is

423
00:25:40.279 --> 00:25:42.200
also written. He originally survived for
Golden Girls and things like that, but

424
00:25:42.240 --> 00:25:47.880
he actually wrote an episode of Futurama, one of my favorites called Where No

425
00:25:48.000 --> 00:25:51.119
Fan Has Gone Before, which is
a big Star Wars I sorry, Star

426
00:25:51.240 --> 00:26:00.119
Trek parody. So yeah, David
A Goodman knows he shit. So what

427
00:26:00.160 --> 00:26:03.759
were your favorite moments from Jacavasaurs?
What did I like? Something I always

428
00:26:03.799 --> 00:26:07.559
like about Parker and Stone is the
way they just they really have no time

429
00:26:07.640 --> 00:26:14.200
for syrupy sentimentality and they'll take the
piss out of it in the opportunity,

430
00:26:14.720 --> 00:26:18.160
so, you know, having someone
in the in the crowd say if she's

431
00:26:18.200 --> 00:26:22.480
a less of a kind, we
should name her Hope. You know,

432
00:26:22.640 --> 00:26:27.160
they've undoubtedly sat through so many god
awful movies and TV shows that have got

433
00:26:27.240 --> 00:26:32.880
that real sort of saccer and strength
to them. And you know they echoed,

434
00:26:33.240 --> 00:26:36.359
echoed all through this episode. But
it's it's really great when they have

435
00:26:36.440 --> 00:26:38.160
Cartman doing at the end, He's
like, no, he's my friend.

436
00:26:38.240 --> 00:26:44.160
And you can just how many fucking
goddamn Lassie or Benji movies did Trey and

437
00:26:44.279 --> 00:26:45.920
Nat have to sit through his children? And no, less, he's my

438
00:26:47.079 --> 00:26:51.759
friend, And you know they just
cap it off old please check her stay.

439
00:26:52.880 --> 00:26:57.440
I love it so much, um
and you know they even skew it

440
00:26:57.519 --> 00:27:00.640
even more when you're here someone in
the crowd at some stairs you go,

441
00:27:00.839 --> 00:27:03.680
yeah for us, that's I've loved. I've got my favorite es, yay

442
00:27:03.759 --> 00:27:11.759
for us, thank you. But
otherwise I just love the interior guys.

443
00:27:12.119 --> 00:27:19.559
I mean fine, just this was
the episode. Everything's just later I get

444
00:27:19.599 --> 00:27:22.400
my book out so I can take
some notes on the species. It's fine,

445
00:27:22.400 --> 00:27:32.559
everything's fine. It's just that love
that I have authority. But the

446
00:27:32.759 --> 00:27:40.160
great wind oh Man, nothing coming
with authority. That was That was That

447
00:27:40.240 --> 00:27:41.519
was my favorite bits down. What
did you enjoy? Well, we've coming

448
00:27:41.599 --> 00:27:45.200
most of mine. The one extra
one here I've got the is Ned's Irish

449
00:27:45.240 --> 00:27:51.279
accent. I thought was amazing.
Oh blame me, Oh, blame me.

450
00:27:51.880 --> 00:27:53.640
Okay, now let's try to get
an answer from someone who's not a

451
00:27:53.680 --> 00:27:56.960
complete retard. All right, mister
Davis, hit me with your first trivia

452
00:27:57.039 --> 00:28:00.960
question for chick for us. Oh. I've got a few here actually,

453
00:28:02.079 --> 00:28:07.920
but the first one is the kids
say it's great being a doorsman who who

454
00:28:07.960 --> 00:28:11.400
are able to stay out and don't
have to be home until what time?

455
00:28:11.920 --> 00:28:17.000
Thirty pm? Correct? My first
question is the sword of the blade with

456
00:28:17.119 --> 00:28:19.640
the dragon on it? Is what
kind of sword and who used it?

457
00:28:22.119 --> 00:28:26.400
It is a Sumertomy sword used by
the Togawaga soldiers, I believe. Correct.

458
00:28:26.839 --> 00:28:29.960
Don't you love it when you're just
when when you've got the answer in

459
00:28:30.039 --> 00:28:33.920
front of you, I'm just like, I think it? Oh? Sure

460
00:28:33.000 --> 00:28:41.240
this gay. While we're on the
subject of the sword, the Sumertomy sword

461
00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:45.119
usually goes on how much? But
how much are they willing to sell it

462
00:28:45.200 --> 00:28:48.599
for? On the home shopping network? For some reason in my mind I

463
00:28:48.680 --> 00:28:52.359
have eleven ninety nine my mind,
is it anywhere in the art that seems

464
00:28:52.359 --> 00:28:56.839
too cheap? Obviously you have the
ninety nine part, right, it's always

465
00:28:56.920 --> 00:29:02.319
ninety nine, But what was it
is indeed valued at eight hundred dollars going

466
00:29:02.400 --> 00:29:04.519
for thirty nine ninety nine, thirty
nine ninety nine. I love that those

467
00:29:04.559 --> 00:29:08.279
old we don't get him anymore.
The channel of the shopping channel, where

468
00:29:08.319 --> 00:29:12.720
it's like regular retail price, or
it was recommended retail price a thousand dollars,

469
00:29:12.759 --> 00:29:19.680
we're sounding even twelve Holy shit,
I'm John Lovett and you can buy

470
00:29:19.759 --> 00:29:25.559
this, but twelve ninety he could
sell me anything made, He can sell

471
00:29:25.640 --> 00:29:27.400
me anything. Why would you know
why this blade it has a dragon on

472
00:29:27.480 --> 00:29:33.359
it? Look look at the pretty
jack bad right now you're saying it.

473
00:29:33.400 --> 00:29:38.839
I wanted think of the girls you
could get with this blade. It has

474
00:29:38.880 --> 00:29:45.640
a dragon. I believe those hope
shopping ads have actually made their way to

475
00:29:45.759 --> 00:29:51.240
sky News, um home of right
wing propaganda here in Australia, because my

476
00:29:51.359 --> 00:29:55.920
mum has actually bought a few items. Oh off sky News, how ween

477
00:29:56.599 --> 00:30:02.079
yeah, and so the actual weather
report. They now go to the shopping

478
00:30:02.119 --> 00:30:07.400
channel and here's and here's Steve with
his blades with dragons on them. Mum

479
00:30:07.480 --> 00:30:11.839
has not brought the assumertimey sword.
Margaret Mary has not gone quite that far

480
00:30:11.960 --> 00:30:14.799
yet, but she turns out birthday
this year. You get as soon Atimey

481
00:30:14.839 --> 00:30:19.599
sawed with a dragon on it like
I knew you always won it. One

482
00:30:21.079 --> 00:30:26.880
recommended by Andrew Bold. Are you
asking a question? Roma? Yeah?

483
00:30:26.960 --> 00:30:27.839
My next one, I've ben't got
two here again, I know I've I've

484
00:30:27.880 --> 00:30:30.559
been later they've been doing two questions
forget the third old wing one though,

485
00:30:30.640 --> 00:30:33.319
all right, My next one here
is who was watching the game with a

486
00:30:33.440 --> 00:30:38.240
Chacova saw? Oh, it was
a random smashing people. It was okay,

487
00:30:38.599 --> 00:30:44.200
you had Mackie m uh you know, Randy Marsh and Gerald, Yes,

488
00:30:44.880 --> 00:30:48.359
yes, Garrison there. Garrison's there
near the end all Jimbo. Nah,

489
00:30:48.480 --> 00:30:52.240
it was Kenny's dad, Stewart and
Chef. So I guess it's like

490
00:30:52.319 --> 00:30:53.519
three from school and three parents.
So it's not that written. So it

491
00:30:53.599 --> 00:30:56.319
just seemed I've seen them all because
you never really see Chef and Garrison hanging

492
00:30:56.400 --> 00:31:00.480
out and things like that. So
no, No, there's something a matter

493
00:31:00.680 --> 00:31:03.839
a sporting event there or a pay
per view where just people just come to

494
00:31:03.920 --> 00:31:07.240
get back in those days anyway,
in the nineties, where you know,

495
00:31:07.400 --> 00:31:10.160
one guy would be like, oh, I've booked the boxing fight. Everyone's

496
00:31:10.200 --> 00:31:12.160
like, fuck, let's be his
friend this week. I wanna drop sixty

497
00:31:12.200 --> 00:31:15.279
bucks in this. So I'll bring
the deritos, you pay the eighty dollars,

498
00:31:15.880 --> 00:31:19.839
I'll bring the lollies. You know, a fair and equitable trade.

499
00:31:21.480 --> 00:31:27.799
Um Jackov the jacovasaw is trapped outside
Jimbo's in what trap? Ostrich trap?

500
00:31:29.119 --> 00:31:33.200
Ostriche trap correct? I'll try and
win. One more question here? Okay,

501
00:31:33.160 --> 00:31:37.359
why did Chubby Checker lead the Beatles
in this year? What does Garrison

502
00:31:37.400 --> 00:31:44.480
asked there? He did lead in
nineteen seventy two? Mm hmmmmmm uh.

503
00:31:44.720 --> 00:31:48.000
Would you like one last question?
It hit me one more? Okay,

504
00:31:48.279 --> 00:31:52.880
what is the name of the cafe
in France? When that everyone sort of

505
00:31:52.160 --> 00:31:57.039
can congregate it around, no idea, It is the cafe Grandwi. Oh.

506
00:31:57.319 --> 00:32:01.119
I believe Granwi translates as frog.
That would make sense, That would

507
00:32:01.200 --> 00:32:05.960
make sense. I That's another element
we didn't touch on actually too, was

508
00:32:06.039 --> 00:32:08.039
that this wasn't just a one hundred
percent or it was in this It wasn't.

509
00:32:08.039 --> 00:32:10.880
It wasn't so. South Park are
really good at showing things from both

510
00:32:10.920 --> 00:32:15.559
perspectives, both sides, so they
made sure to have people still enjoy the

511
00:32:15.720 --> 00:32:19.359
jucover saws and something. They're funny. So Cartman's when it finds it funny,

512
00:32:19.559 --> 00:32:22.640
and the French find it funny as
well, so their way of saying,

513
00:32:22.920 --> 00:32:25.599
only an idiot would like the jucover
Saws would like Judge our Binks.

514
00:32:25.599 --> 00:32:29.279
So but I still like the fact
that they showed in the highlight of there

515
00:32:29.400 --> 00:32:31.960
were people out there that did like
that, did Judge and there are people

516
00:32:31.960 --> 00:32:35.160
there are people like I was saying, the people used to work with back

517
00:32:35.480 --> 00:32:37.160
at the old pop culture who are
like ten years younger than me. They're

518
00:32:37.200 --> 00:32:39.240
like, I like Judge Binks.
I thought it was funny when I was

519
00:32:39.279 --> 00:32:44.920
a kid, and I was like, really, really, your kid didn't

520
00:32:44.920 --> 00:32:47.279
know any better. Yeah, that's
it. But yeah, that's something I

521
00:32:47.319 --> 00:32:51.359
love about the French. I mean, because you know, generally their regard

522
00:32:51.519 --> 00:32:54.200
was like, oh my god,
so elegant, oh so stist together,

523
00:32:55.160 --> 00:33:00.559
and you realize, yeah, occasionally
see like movies or TVs from from from

524
00:33:00.720 --> 00:33:05.680
France and it's like, oh,
everyone's dressed so well and they're speaking French.

525
00:33:05.799 --> 00:33:07.640
Go they must be class. Then
you okay, you dig a little

526
00:33:07.680 --> 00:33:10.039
deep and you realize, oh,
some of the biggest movies and franches just

527
00:33:10.079 --> 00:33:14.440
like dumb ass comedies, and you
know, and they like things like Jerry

528
00:33:14.519 --> 00:33:15.960
Lewis and all that kind of stuff. It's like, Oh, you're just

529
00:33:16.039 --> 00:33:19.839
a bunch of slobs like the rest
of them. Watching. Yeah, lou

530
00:33:19.920 --> 00:33:22.839
and I were watching this doco on
Netflix about the Tour de France, really

531
00:33:22.880 --> 00:33:25.480
good doco from that. They it's
the same people who made them on a

532
00:33:25.559 --> 00:33:30.559
Formula one and you know it was
with racing. Let's do it with this

533
00:33:30.680 --> 00:33:34.079
spot and this spot spot at this
spot. They really out of doing it

534
00:33:34.119 --> 00:33:36.680
with every sport. But they're really
quite good. I mean I had not

535
00:33:36.839 --> 00:33:38.680
a lot of interest in the Tour
de France, but you know, they

536
00:33:38.759 --> 00:33:43.000
put a good human spin on it. But they're showing all these basically French

537
00:33:43.119 --> 00:33:49.920
bogans who are lying out by the
road going Yeah, maybe it's kind that's

538
00:33:49.960 --> 00:33:53.599
the only French word I could think
of. Um, it was like,

539
00:33:53.960 --> 00:33:58.920
oh, you're just a bunch of
beer bellied, sun burned dickheads like the

540
00:33:59.000 --> 00:34:04.240
rest of us. Yeah. There's
done a really good job up to this

541
00:34:04.279 --> 00:34:07.680
point though, of keeping the image
up though, haven't it, Oh very

542
00:34:07.759 --> 00:34:12.599
much so. It's the accent.
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543
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551
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right, the original date of jacover
Source was June sixteenth, nineteen ninety nine.

552
00:34:52.559 --> 00:34:54.079
Now, mister Davis, as I
said earlier, the number one box

553
00:34:54.119 --> 00:34:58.239
office film at this time in the
US was still The Phantom Menace. Do

554
00:34:58.239 --> 00:35:00.440
you want to guess a number two
and number three? Way them up as

555
00:35:00.480 --> 00:35:02.159
we speak. We're not going Number
two and number three were, oh,

556
00:35:02.599 --> 00:35:07.480
June of ninety nine. Off the
top of your head, I'm trying to

557
00:35:07.519 --> 00:35:12.320
remember what the other big movies were
in ninety nine. Oh man, no,

558
00:35:12.760 --> 00:35:15.360
the summer stuff. What was it? Let's have a looking flicking through

559
00:35:15.400 --> 00:35:16.760
here, right, So there was
Star Wars. Number two was Austin Powers,

560
00:35:16.800 --> 00:35:21.199
Austin Powers, The Shot Spy Who
Shagged Me? Okay, yeah,

561
00:35:21.400 --> 00:35:23.320
and a Hugh Grant film. What
do you think it was that would be

562
00:35:23.400 --> 00:35:28.920
notting Hill? I imagine nothing Hill
was number three. Yes, film notes

563
00:35:28.960 --> 00:35:31.039
generally go, you know, nineteen
ninety nine, such a fantastic movie.

564
00:35:31.199 --> 00:35:34.880
I mean, it's such a fantastic
year for movies, and it really was.

565
00:35:35.000 --> 00:35:37.679
I mean it was an awesome year
for movies. But people tend to

566
00:35:37.760 --> 00:35:43.199
go, yeah, the Matrix and
fight Club, and they reel off all

567
00:35:43.239 --> 00:35:49.199
these titles that wear ether. You
know, Beauty nine, what's that American

568
00:35:49.239 --> 00:35:51.840
Beauty? That was American? Yeah? I think that won the Oscar of

569
00:35:51.840 --> 00:35:54.079
the following year. So for so
it was the best movie of nineteen ninety

570
00:35:54.119 --> 00:35:58.079
nine. But then you realize,
oh, well, you know, the

571
00:35:58.159 --> 00:36:00.599
big box office hits were probably things
like Powers, the Spy, The Shagny,

572
00:36:00.719 --> 00:36:07.960
and the Lamentous Found thom Um.
But yeah, but not in Hill

573
00:36:07.000 --> 00:36:12.960
though, great wrong con It's a
pretty good one. Yeah. I think

574
00:36:13.000 --> 00:36:16.639
for ages people were kind of split
between Urie with the Four Winnings and four

575
00:36:16.679 --> 00:36:21.360
Winnings and a funeral person or a
notting Hill person. And now I think

576
00:36:21.360 --> 00:36:23.000
they will migrate it over now we're
all love actually people. Yeah, it

577
00:36:23.079 --> 00:36:25.679
wasn't the hair too. Wasn't there
a third like Hugh Grant film in the

578
00:36:25.800 --> 00:36:29.679
nineties that was kind of like on
the notting Hill Van. What was the

579
00:36:29.760 --> 00:36:35.480
other one? He did Four Weeks
and a Funeral notting Hill, And I

580
00:36:35.519 --> 00:36:38.239
thought there was another one it was
like notting Hill. Maybe it's not maybe

581
00:36:38.360 --> 00:36:40.360
maybe that. Maybe it's those two
that I'm thinking of. I thought there

582
00:36:40.400 --> 00:36:44.920
was like two films that were very
similar. That's those two, yeah,

583
00:36:44.920 --> 00:36:47.280
I mean because Thereby written by Richard
Curtings was a lot earlier though, right,

584
00:36:47.440 --> 00:36:50.920
That was like ninety four, I
think, and that sort of made

585
00:36:51.000 --> 00:36:53.079
him a big star, and he
did a bunch of Hollywood movies in between.

586
00:36:54.119 --> 00:37:00.159
He didn't called nine Months with Julian
Moore. That might be. That's

587
00:37:00.159 --> 00:37:01.079
not what I'm thinking of, though, what us did you looked at nineties

588
00:37:01.079 --> 00:37:04.800
films of Hugh Grunt. We've got
Noting Heel, forties in the Funeral,

589
00:37:04.880 --> 00:37:09.000
Mickey blue Eyes, sense and sensibility. Uh yeah, the nothing that stands

590
00:37:09.039 --> 00:37:14.079
to stand out anyway anyway, that's
made mistake. He was m he was

591
00:37:14.119 --> 00:37:15.400
on top of the world and the
Nighties wasn't he, mister Hugh Grunt,

592
00:37:15.480 --> 00:37:20.119
he's back, baby. He talked
about him on another show not longer,

593
00:37:20.239 --> 00:37:22.840
just saying, how you know he's
in Dungeons and Dragons and he's really good

594
00:37:22.880 --> 00:37:24.280
and he's doing a bit of work
with Guy Richie. He's fantastic in those

595
00:37:24.360 --> 00:37:30.519
movies, fantastic in Paddington too.
Do you reckon he's going to become up

596
00:37:30.519 --> 00:37:35.079
the new Bill Murray where he just
starts popping up in films just unannounced,

597
00:37:35.119 --> 00:37:37.280
and it's just like, hey,
it's you. Hey, you know man,

598
00:37:37.440 --> 00:37:39.519
Well you're popping up and stuff and
it's like I didn't expect to see

599
00:37:39.519 --> 00:37:43.559
you here, Hugh Grunt. But
yeah, doing a really good job just

600
00:37:43.679 --> 00:37:47.280
rocking up with people's parties unannounced.
And now I get the feeling he's probably

601
00:37:47.320 --> 00:37:51.639
he's like a grumpy Englishman's like I've
done my work now, I just want

602
00:37:51.679 --> 00:37:55.440
to go home and have a have
a whiskey. As you mentioned earlier,

603
00:37:55.480 --> 00:37:59.679
episode was written by Trey Parker,
Matt Stone, David A Goodman and directed,

604
00:37:59.760 --> 00:38:02.039
but Matt Stone the last episode that
he directed. But the episode kicks

605
00:38:02.079 --> 00:38:06.639
off at Stark's pond and that sort
of become their new sort of away from

606
00:38:06.679 --> 00:38:09.559
the bus stop hangout, hasn't it
sta Yeah, And they're camping there and

607
00:38:09.719 --> 00:38:13.760
I don't think I ever camped out
as a kid. I think the closest

608
00:38:13.760 --> 00:38:15.480
thing we did, and they're not
really camping out. There's sort of any

609
00:38:15.519 --> 00:38:17.960
out of eight thirty that it's the
idea of camping out because the sun's going

610
00:38:19.039 --> 00:38:22.000
down, it's dark. The closest
thing we did to that was we used

611
00:38:22.039 --> 00:38:27.400
to live in North Bell Park here
and we have Cowey's Creek which runs behind

612
00:38:27.440 --> 00:38:30.599
the cry Let's Tump Center there sort
of around there, and there's actually eels

613
00:38:30.639 --> 00:38:32.039
in there, so we used to
go down and catch eels at night.

614
00:38:32.639 --> 00:38:36.760
Um until one day my sister got
bitten by an eel and that was the

615
00:38:36.840 --> 00:38:38.559
end of that. That was the
end of that chapter. But like le

616
00:38:38.599 --> 00:38:40.760
used to go down there, and
you still we went down and we took

617
00:38:40.800 --> 00:38:45.079
Alliott down there about I don't know, three months ago, and we used

618
00:38:45.079 --> 00:38:46.119
to build up this cubby house like
this, like it was like a hut,

619
00:38:46.559 --> 00:38:50.159
but it was I don't know,
it wasn't really a house. It

620
00:38:50.239 --> 00:38:53.719
was just sort of like a two
trees like formed and like morphed into one.

621
00:38:53.840 --> 00:38:57.119
It was it was a really cool
hangout. And we get there and

622
00:38:57.159 --> 00:39:01.679
I'm like it had become obvious that
a new generation of kids had taken over

623
00:39:01.760 --> 00:39:04.800
and like it was theirs now.
I was like, this is cool.

624
00:39:05.000 --> 00:39:07.880
This was our place and new when
we left it alone, we left it

625
00:39:07.960 --> 00:39:09.679
there, a new generation discovered it
and now it's their place. I'm like,

626
00:39:09.920 --> 00:39:14.119
the memories that are being made in
this little hanging out it is.

627
00:39:15.360 --> 00:39:19.480
Yeah, it feels very stand by
me ish. Yeah. But Cartman here,

628
00:39:19.480 --> 00:39:21.920
he's got his harmonica, because of
course he does. I've always wanted

629
00:39:21.920 --> 00:39:23.199
to be able to play the harmonica. It just feels like a really cool,

630
00:39:23.320 --> 00:39:29.599
a cool talent to ha at a
party. I've got one here that

631
00:39:29.639 --> 00:39:34.519
I bought when I was maybe sixteen
or seventeen. Yeah, I still got

632
00:39:34.559 --> 00:39:37.880
it, and I'll tell you what, I don't have the ability to play

633
00:39:37.880 --> 00:39:39.840
it. You guys, listen to
this song I just wrote card I hate

634
00:39:39.840 --> 00:39:45.400
you guys. I hate you guys, you guys, I add her,

635
00:39:46.960 --> 00:39:52.480
especially Kenny. I hate hand to
marry. Okay, nowt's try when I

636
00:39:52.559 --> 00:39:57.400
together. I hate you guys.
Come on, you guys know the words.

637
00:39:58.719 --> 00:40:02.960
It's basically Cartman, though he wants
the ship's to go home and ship

638
00:40:04.079 --> 00:40:07.760
just shit in the woods, ship
in the woods. I can understand this,

639
00:40:07.920 --> 00:40:09.079
the idea of shitting in the woods. Even to this day. I'm

640
00:40:09.079 --> 00:40:12.559
just like, if I have to, I will, but I would much

641
00:40:12.599 --> 00:40:16.480
prefer to not shit in a bush. Oh yeah, I mean the last

642
00:40:16.519 --> 00:40:21.760
time Lou and Owen camping maybe a
year and a half ago with friends of

643
00:40:21.880 --> 00:40:23.880
us who like to camp. Yeah, and they've got all the supplies,

644
00:40:24.000 --> 00:40:28.039
and you know it's not quite glamping, but you know, they come prepared.

645
00:40:29.119 --> 00:40:30.800
You went home together. You look
at each other, You're like,

646
00:40:30.840 --> 00:40:35.000
we're going right, yep. By
the end of the on the morning we

647
00:40:35.039 --> 00:40:40.840
will leave. We were the most
efficient fucking packers you've ever seen get out,

648
00:40:43.480 --> 00:40:46.239
And honestly, part of it was
like, oh man, it's you

649
00:40:46.320 --> 00:40:53.159
know, the weather's hot, um, and I've got to walk ages through

650
00:40:53.519 --> 00:40:59.679
you know, the bush to find
a place to take a shit. There's

651
00:40:59.719 --> 00:41:04.320
going to he flies on that ship
instantly and buzzing around my asshole. It's

652
00:41:04.320 --> 00:41:07.960
already sweaty, which makes the shit
even more sloppy. Yeah, and you're

653
00:41:07.199 --> 00:41:12.320
probably not eating all that well,
so it's like, this ain't coming easy.

654
00:41:14.079 --> 00:41:16.679
This is gonna take some work.
Then you got to think of plage

655
00:41:16.679 --> 00:41:22.079
of my bombs and soft of ice
cream. I've never related to Cartman more

656
00:41:22.079 --> 00:41:24.440
than I have in this moment.
So one of the things I was really

657
00:41:24.599 --> 00:41:29.159
looking forward to, Yeah, by
the end of this camping trip, was

658
00:41:29.199 --> 00:41:31.639
like, I can't wait to sit
on a toilet like a fucking civilized human

659
00:41:31.760 --> 00:41:36.599
being. And I don't mean shit, I'm just gonna be sitting on that

660
00:41:36.679 --> 00:41:39.119
toilet. I'll have my three course
meal sitting on this toilet. I mean,

661
00:41:39.519 --> 00:41:47.119
I just he likes to There's an
episode coming up where they get they

662
00:41:47.199 --> 00:41:52.519
get KFC. Cartman needs all the
skin off. While everybod no one's looking.

663
00:41:53.039 --> 00:41:55.039
He's like, all right, yeah, I'm going to him to sit

664
00:41:55.079 --> 00:41:58.480
on the toilet and read coming books. I'm like, what a life,

665
00:41:59.400 --> 00:42:07.159
what a law? He's got life
worked out, kid. Though, when

666
00:42:07.159 --> 00:42:08.360
you had caves, there was that
one kid that would just eat the skin.

667
00:42:08.440 --> 00:42:10.360
You're like, what the fuck are
you doing? It's the best bit

668
00:42:15.679 --> 00:42:19.519
comics, like, that's awesome.
Nicolas had a cousin. I thought,

669
00:42:19.519 --> 00:42:22.880
I've definitely told this story before on
another podcast, but no, God love

670
00:42:22.920 --> 00:42:24.480
her. She'd go over to stay
with us, right, and she was

671
00:42:24.519 --> 00:42:28.199
a checava saw in her own right, But like, you know, I'd

672
00:42:28.239 --> 00:42:30.920
come in from work and she'd have
the back door open on a winter's date,

673
00:42:31.119 --> 00:42:34.719
heat of blair and sitting there with
a two little bottle of coke,

674
00:42:34.880 --> 00:42:37.480
block a chocolate, some soap.
So I'm like, why is the heater

675
00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:39.119
on with the back door open?
She's like, what Jett wanted to go

676
00:42:39.199 --> 00:42:43.039
out? I'm like, and she's, well, can't fuck getting up and

677
00:42:43.079 --> 00:42:45.639
letting him mouse. It's left the
door open. I'm then why the fucking

678
00:42:45.679 --> 00:42:47.519
heater on? Because it was getting
cold? I'm like, the fucking what?

679
00:42:51.000 --> 00:42:52.679
But anyway, this chick here,
right, Nicola. She makes a

680
00:42:52.719 --> 00:42:55.480
great pasta back and she taught me
how to make it pasta bat chicken past

681
00:42:55.519 --> 00:42:58.880
the bait, right, But what
you do is you put a lay of

682
00:42:59.000 --> 00:43:01.719
cheese on top. Oh, yes, this lady, this young lady,

683
00:43:01.960 --> 00:43:06.679
Stephanie, took herself into the kitchen
and then she was a guest and said,

684
00:43:06.679 --> 00:43:07.639
you know, you can get the
first bowl. So we're getting stuff

685
00:43:07.639 --> 00:43:13.480
when you're getting the themed utensils and
whatnot. And then she gets out of

686
00:43:13.519 --> 00:43:16.039
bowl. She gets back and it's
just full of cheese, and I went,

687
00:43:16.280 --> 00:43:19.239
what are you doing? She goes, I don't like pasta, just

688
00:43:19.280 --> 00:43:21.960
like the cheese. She skipped the
whole layer of cheese off the top and

689
00:43:22.119 --> 00:43:27.480
left the pasta with the cheese on
top. I say that. I was

690
00:43:28.599 --> 00:43:31.280
lived. Oh my god. I
was like, She's like, oh dude,

691
00:43:31.400 --> 00:43:36.639
I'll put it back then. I'm
like, yes, please do cheese.

692
00:43:36.960 --> 00:43:39.519
It's for everybody. She had a
bowl full of just the layer of

693
00:43:39.599 --> 00:43:42.559
cheese in the top and she just
like ripped off like a she had of

694
00:43:42.559 --> 00:43:44.519
paper and just chucked it in the
bowl. It was just walking off into

695
00:43:44.519 --> 00:43:45.360
the landroom, She's like, I
just I don't like pasta. I just

696
00:43:45.400 --> 00:43:49.199
like the cheese. I'm like,
you didn't think to tell us that when

697
00:43:49.280 --> 00:43:53.880
we said we're making a pasta bake. It's when I it's like when I

698
00:43:53.960 --> 00:43:58.599
hear about our American friends, I
look, I'm maybe I'm probably generalizing because

699
00:43:58.639 --> 00:44:02.320
really the only time I heard it
was on high alone. When McAuley is

700
00:44:02.320 --> 00:44:07.320
the best representation of the US lifestyles. It is really it's what I turned

701
00:44:07.360 --> 00:44:08.119
too for. It's like, oh, so that's what America is like.

702
00:44:09.519 --> 00:44:12.920
Look what you did, your little
Joe. That's what you say to Louisa's

703
00:44:12.960 --> 00:44:19.239
kids all the time right in man
man, no one. But ye know

704
00:44:20.519 --> 00:44:22.400
McCauley coggan orders like a cheese pizza. I'm like, so what you've just

705
00:44:22.440 --> 00:44:25.239
got like a pizza base with cheese
on it. That's it. That's but

706
00:44:25.320 --> 00:44:30.159
that's Margarita pizza. People like,
that's that's You've got also got to have

707
00:44:30.199 --> 00:44:35.079
tomato and shooming. All pizzas come
with tomato. Basses are stuck defaults.

708
00:44:35.079 --> 00:44:37.000
I would hope so, because otherwise
you're just ordering a Turkish bread with cheese

709
00:44:37.079 --> 00:44:42.320
on it, which is like,
which is delicious, delicious, A bit

710
00:44:42.559 --> 00:44:44.639
a bit of garlic in there and
some dips and stuff like that. Yeah,

711
00:44:44.679 --> 00:44:46.800
you're right, yeah, absolutely,
yeah. I mean I tend to

712
00:44:46.880 --> 00:44:52.119
view a pizza is like, well, it's a delivery service for you know,

713
00:44:52.280 --> 00:44:55.199
the items that you put on top
of the pizza. Now, I

714
00:44:55.280 --> 00:44:59.719
really want pizza, thanks mate.
I had one the other night. I

715
00:44:59.760 --> 00:45:01.920
had had one a very long time, and I'm like, you know what,

716
00:45:02.000 --> 00:45:06.519
I think it might be pizza.
Got in touch with Enzo's and got

717
00:45:06.599 --> 00:45:09.440
the got the Enzo Special. It
was real, nos. You and your

718
00:45:09.559 --> 00:45:15.920
Enzo's you love them? Well,
you dog got a bone to pick the

719
00:45:15.039 --> 00:45:19.760
day you were talking about some place
on Paco that did didn't. Oh,

720
00:45:19.800 --> 00:45:23.039
you were talking about New York versus
Chicago pizza and you were dissing pizzas on

721
00:45:23.079 --> 00:45:27.159
Paco and I'm like, I let
it slide. At the time, it's

722
00:45:27.199 --> 00:45:30.519
like, that's where zos is Man's
pizza, pizza bar or something. Oh

723
00:45:30.559 --> 00:45:34.880
there's pizza bar. That's yeah,
that's fancy pizza. That's that's date pizza.

724
00:45:35.199 --> 00:45:36.880
That's what I'm talking about. We
were there once and I was like,

725
00:45:37.039 --> 00:45:42.400
this is a fucking rap, Peter
bread rap with few sprinkles of like

726
00:45:42.519 --> 00:45:45.239
little tomatoes on it. I'm telling
you that guy from Green Book who just

727
00:45:45.280 --> 00:45:47.639
gets a pizza involved in a half
and eats it like a cal zone.

728
00:45:50.360 --> 00:45:52.639
And I was like, you better, I'll be talking about Enzos because that's

729
00:45:52.639 --> 00:45:55.679
my pizzaia choice. No, no, shout out to Enzos. If you

730
00:45:55.760 --> 00:46:01.199
want to sponsor a well known podcast, get on board. Speaking of Enzo's,

731
00:46:01.400 --> 00:46:07.599
let's go back to shit joking.
Now, the cartman's trying to take

732
00:46:07.599 --> 00:46:09.000
a shit. He eventually does,
and he needs something to wipe with,

733
00:46:09.079 --> 00:46:12.599
and that's the one thing that always
bothers me. I'm like, imagine if

734
00:46:12.599 --> 00:46:15.119
you're taking shit in the woods and
he don't even know white. We're like,

735
00:46:15.239 --> 00:46:17.800
what do you do? No?
People say, oh, that's where

736
00:46:17.840 --> 00:46:20.800
we came from. I'm like,
yeah, but we're not there anymore.

737
00:46:20.840 --> 00:46:25.159
We're civilized now. We're gonna shit
to the fucking woods. But they he

738
00:46:25.239 --> 00:46:29.760
asked to borrow Kennedy's gloves, not
going to happen. And then he says,

739
00:46:29.760 --> 00:46:30.400
come over, look, I saw
something. I saw something, saw

740
00:46:30.440 --> 00:46:34.599
something. And the first thing it
says is missa scared. Miss scared,

741
00:46:34.679 --> 00:46:37.719
or she says, because she's a
female to cover saw a car. Dude,

742
00:46:37.719 --> 00:46:39.920
you're supposed to bury it, dad, How the hell could you lose

743
00:46:40.000 --> 00:46:44.119
your voice back? For sure?
I can't hear you. Dad, You

744
00:46:44.239 --> 00:46:45.960
don't have a trick here. You
smoke too by. She had it removed,

745
00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:49.800
and then you dragged too by.
You like your goddamn voice back?

746
00:46:49.920 --> 00:46:53.840
Dad, Up, jim Dad,
don't burp talk. That just sticks me

747
00:46:53.920 --> 00:46:57.440
out. We had Bert talking on
King of the Hill recently, didn't we

748
00:46:57.559 --> 00:47:00.719
Bobby Hill was doing any birthday party? Yeah, the kids they all arrived.

749
00:47:00.719 --> 00:47:01.679
They said, we've just found something. And of course the first thing

750
00:47:01.719 --> 00:47:06.199
Jimbo says is get my shotgun.
We got to kill it. Here they

751
00:47:06.239 --> 00:47:07.599
catch it and they find it in
the Ostrich trap and Cartman has an immediate

752
00:47:07.639 --> 00:47:10.159
connection, almost like Et and Elliott. He's like, yeah, no,

753
00:47:10.440 --> 00:47:13.400
we can't kill him, and he's
like, oh fine, Shore, we

754
00:47:13.440 --> 00:47:15.239
won't kill him. So then they
show him to the town. The man's

755
00:47:15.320 --> 00:47:21.320
there as well, and the Department
of Interior arrive and they explain the whole

756
00:47:21.360 --> 00:47:23.239
story of the checovosaur and how there
you know there's any two of them left,

757
00:47:23.320 --> 00:47:28.800
and they want to read these chucoposaurs
are the ones who can repopulate the

758
00:47:28.880 --> 00:47:30.960
earth. This one, we need
this one. Then we get the town

759
00:47:31.199 --> 00:47:34.719
naming it, Hope, as you
were saying earlier, it's just classic South

760
00:47:34.800 --> 00:47:37.360
Park and it's like, my name
is June, Juan, I think its

761
00:47:37.440 --> 00:47:39.039
name is June June. Dude,
Like, I don't think I think we

762
00:47:39.079 --> 00:47:42.440
should be renaming it. We know
it knows what its name is. It's

763
00:47:42.440 --> 00:47:45.239
telling us Garrison Office looked after it. And then we could really kind of

764
00:47:45.760 --> 00:47:51.119
odd gay but having sex with a
pigeon. Everybody knows that pigeon wants to

765
00:47:51.159 --> 00:47:53.719
tell slaty tell us slat hands up. Who hasn't had sex to that pigeon.

766
00:47:58.960 --> 00:48:04.679
I just love that couples, just
Garrison being so nasty. He's the

767
00:48:04.760 --> 00:48:07.880
sex devio of the show, isn't
he. Yeah, the guy that offers

768
00:48:08.039 --> 00:48:13.400
the barn though for the Jacovosaur to
live and stay. But now back at

769
00:48:13.440 --> 00:48:16.119
starts pond and it's clear that another
Chacovosaw has come out of the water,

770
00:48:16.400 --> 00:48:20.760
and it finds Cartman's bag with his
address on it. And then we got

771
00:48:20.760 --> 00:48:25.039
to Cartman who's also watching the Sword
Channel, the shopping Channel and Missus cart

772
00:48:25.119 --> 00:48:28.440
He's knock at the door, Missus
Cartman, just smoking up in bed with

773
00:48:28.519 --> 00:48:31.639
two dudes. I thought I thought
there gonna be the Department of Interior,

774
00:48:31.679 --> 00:48:35.000
but that it wasn't those guys,
was it? It wasn't them? I

775
00:48:35.039 --> 00:48:37.840
thought it was Interior. Was it? Well, they weren't wearing the glasses,

776
00:48:37.920 --> 00:48:39.039
or maybe it was then then was
it? Well? I mean,

777
00:48:39.360 --> 00:48:43.280
I'm wearing glass at the moment,
but I don't wear them all the time,

778
00:48:43.320 --> 00:48:45.400
if you know what I'm talking about. Just feels like it would be

779
00:48:45.400 --> 00:48:47.960
the obvious gad to have it.
Let's have a look, Missus Cartman,

780
00:48:49.559 --> 00:48:58.920
Department Interior. I'm glad you didn't
start with threesome crack. This doesn't say

781
00:48:58.920 --> 00:49:04.800
anything about having sex with missus Carmen
on their page. Listen, maybe it's

782
00:49:04.840 --> 00:49:07.079
nothing. I don't know either way. She's um, she's having a good

783
00:49:07.079 --> 00:49:08.320
two she's been be able with two
dudes on the crack butt, yes,

784
00:49:08.400 --> 00:49:10.599
and she's about to have a good
time, as are they. So she

785
00:49:10.639 --> 00:49:14.239
says, you know, go into
the door. Turns out it's a mail

786
00:49:14.320 --> 00:49:17.000
j cover saw and he is the
full Juga. So the other one talks

787
00:49:17.039 --> 00:49:20.840
to him about that miss and music
at the accent. But this one is

788
00:49:20.960 --> 00:49:23.920
loud and obnoxious without in a way
that like Judge, I wasn't meaning to

789
00:49:23.960 --> 00:49:29.760
be obnoxious. It was just said
over excited. He just was yeah,

790
00:49:30.239 --> 00:49:36.559
and everyone like no one hates him. They're just like prefer he wasn't around,

791
00:49:36.719 --> 00:49:40.159
you know, Okay, okay,
how'd you like it? Yeah?

792
00:49:45.079 --> 00:49:49.400
Man, I didn't know this stack
again, that's nice. Mphy, Please

793
00:49:49.480 --> 00:49:53.039
help me? Whoa whoa? Please
help me fight Jude Jude Jeers, the

794
00:49:53.199 --> 00:49:57.360
god said, let's do today.
World scared? You mean the other Jack

795
00:49:57.400 --> 00:50:00.119
Adagi? What made the Jack over
thare? Yeah, Jacob Joy that's where

796
00:50:00.119 --> 00:50:05.079
they call you, oh cool bams. But the end of Jack avoid different,

797
00:50:05.199 --> 00:50:08.559
don't because June Joe's a girl girls
dok different friend out. They're never

798
00:50:08.639 --> 00:50:12.800
going to believe it. Please take
me to Joe Jude. We're the last

799
00:50:12.880 --> 00:50:15.760
of our kide. There are only
two of us left. So he goes

800
00:50:15.800 --> 00:50:17.119
to take him. She goes to
show the boys, or I think he

801
00:50:17.159 --> 00:50:21.639
invites the boys over. They don't
believe him. Then that Jakova saw Jakov.

802
00:50:21.840 --> 00:50:24.280
Jakov walks in and they find him
annoying immediately, so they all go

803
00:50:24.360 --> 00:50:29.280
to the barn in Fenn. No, he's annoying, He's really annoying.

804
00:50:29.400 --> 00:50:32.000
So then all of us they take
him to the to the barn to see

805
00:50:32.119 --> 00:50:37.719
juin Jun and just yeah, there's
acting really fucking just over the top,

806
00:50:37.840 --> 00:50:39.599
just over the top. Nothing else
to really say. But Cartman thinks there

807
00:50:39.639 --> 00:50:43.440
hilarious. Everyone else thinks it's stupid. Cartman thinks it's hilarious the entire time.

808
00:50:43.760 --> 00:50:45.719
The Mayor and then the Mayor and
Coat arrive. We come up from

809
00:50:45.719 --> 00:50:49.320
commercial and Ned is calling for a
new voice box. He's trying to talk

810
00:50:49.320 --> 00:50:52.239
to him on the phone vibe burping, and Jimbo rocks up with one and

811
00:50:52.320 --> 00:50:54.159
just teases him, and I was
just like, I don't know, don't

812
00:50:54.199 --> 00:51:00.159
teasing head. It's very hard.
Their relationship is very Barton Millhouses. It

813
00:51:00.639 --> 00:51:04.079
is a bit. I mean,
I think Jimbo has certainly a deep and

814
00:51:04.159 --> 00:51:06.840
underlying affection for Ned. But at
the same time, yeah, I think

815
00:51:06.880 --> 00:51:10.119
he liked any small scarcer power that
he would have in an otherwise powerless life.

816
00:51:10.159 --> 00:51:13.719
So yes, he will be lorded
over Ned. Who you know.

817
00:51:13.920 --> 00:51:15.760
I mean, we remember Ned from
the Vietnam flashback. He was a guy

818
00:51:15.760 --> 00:51:19.639
who sort of had it all together. And we hear a bit later on

819
00:51:19.800 --> 00:51:22.920
when he gets his replacement voice box. Oh yeah, you had those dulcet

820
00:51:23.000 --> 00:51:27.000
tones and you were Yeah, you
had it all going on. But now

821
00:51:27.039 --> 00:51:30.480
you're minus and arm and minus a
voice box. And is he minus anything

822
00:51:30.480 --> 00:51:32.199
else? He's got both legs,
hasn't he You're both ways? Yeah,

823
00:51:32.440 --> 00:51:36.119
just an arm and his voice box. Yeah, it's Ned who's missing an

824
00:51:36.199 --> 00:51:37.599
arm? Right, Yeah, Jimbo's
got both arms. Jim's got both arms.

825
00:51:37.679 --> 00:51:40.039
Yeah. Yeah. So that we
get the announcement here, they're going

826
00:51:40.079 --> 00:51:45.440
to help the Chacova saws breed so
they can bring the species back and have

827
00:51:45.559 --> 00:51:50.800
them flourish through South Parking. Yeah
for us, But I think it's Kylo

828
00:51:51.199 --> 00:51:52.800
is it Carlos Stan who says,
dude, we really want another one of

829
00:51:52.840 --> 00:51:55.880
these things hanging around. Yeah,
suddenly realize I don't think we want more.

830
00:51:57.119 --> 00:51:59.559
But then the Cartman starts to give
his speech. He's very proud of

831
00:51:59.639 --> 00:52:04.480
himself. One leaves. Then they
leave Hope and Jakov in the house together

832
00:52:04.559 --> 00:52:07.760
to have sex, and they go
out and listen outside and I don't know

833
00:52:07.840 --> 00:52:08.880
what was happening in the house at
that moment, but it wasn't sex,

834
00:52:09.480 --> 00:52:14.519
and you know, she runs out. Missa just don't wanna. And they

835
00:52:14.639 --> 00:52:16.000
realize that they don't know how to
meet. No one knows how they're supposed

836
00:52:16.000 --> 00:52:20.119
to make but there is another option, and it is Methhesto, who has

837
00:52:20.159 --> 00:52:25.360
injected Seamen into June June. Even
like here, it's always like Jakov has

838
00:52:25.400 --> 00:52:29.360
tried to do stand up with a
really bad stand up but no, he's

839
00:52:29.360 --> 00:52:31.920
just beating himself. Where's the boat? And then Cartan's like else, hilarious.

840
00:52:31.920 --> 00:52:37.719
Everyone's like yeah, nice one awesome, just being very annoying and they're

841
00:52:37.760 --> 00:52:40.800
not sure if they do what anymore. But then it's kind of like,

842
00:52:40.880 --> 00:52:45.159
oh god, these guys. Yeah, but then someone has gone too far.

843
00:52:45.519 --> 00:52:47.880
They're watching the game and Jakov he's
that one guy rooting for the wrong

844
00:52:47.960 --> 00:52:51.719
team that working to take it to
a Remember took a friend to a footy

845
00:52:51.760 --> 00:52:53.400
game once who had never been to
a footy game, didn't really follow footy,

846
00:52:53.880 --> 00:52:57.639
and like this player like kick to
the bounds in the fall and he

847
00:52:57.760 --> 00:53:00.480
yells out holding the ball and I
was like, that's the wrong thing,

848
00:53:01.320 --> 00:53:10.840
not with me. Oh no,
Bobby Brister is having a great first corner.

849
00:53:10.920 --> 00:53:15.320
Let's see what trickery he uses here. Here's the snap and he's thanks,

850
00:53:15.360 --> 00:53:17.760
fight fighting me to watch the game, guy, no problem. Jakov

851
00:53:17.960 --> 00:53:22.239
to the forty yard line. Yeah, dis di, we're rooting for the

852
00:53:22.360 --> 00:53:28.400
Broncos here, Jakovo, Terrell Davis, he's at the fifty the forty right,

853
00:53:28.599 --> 00:53:31.639
know what? That's one time I
was watching that's rabbit, a broad

854
00:53:31.800 --> 00:53:36.760
rabbit breaks another tackle on the ball. You guys know what happened. And

855
00:53:36.960 --> 00:53:39.280
Doug Duggie right in front of me, jackof could you run down to the

856
00:53:39.320 --> 00:53:44.159
store and get some more pretzels?
Shure you got buddy. Here here you

857
00:53:44.239 --> 00:53:45.800
go, and don't go to the
store down the block, the one four

858
00:53:45.840 --> 00:53:50.280
miles away, and fair play as
better pretzels. Cool beat, let's see

859
00:53:50.480 --> 00:53:53.159
shove me right back, jackof the
store has kind of pissed me off.

860
00:53:53.480 --> 00:53:58.360
Good yep. He kept using the
term cool beans. I get a sense

861
00:53:58.440 --> 00:54:00.760
that TRAYU meant hate people who say
cool beans, cool beans. I went

862
00:54:00.800 --> 00:54:02.880
through a phase when I was like
a teenager, say yeah, cool beans,

863
00:54:02.960 --> 00:54:06.400
yeah, cool beans, and now
back, and I'm like, oh

864
00:54:06.599 --> 00:54:08.519
man, the person whoever I said
that too every time I said just cringed

865
00:54:08.719 --> 00:54:13.719
inside every time. Oh yeah,
cool beans, cool beans. The worst.

866
00:54:15.440 --> 00:54:19.480
I mean, it's fine, but
it's just at the same time,

867
00:54:20.199 --> 00:54:24.239
Oh yeah, I mean, but
there's nothing worse than when you're you think

868
00:54:24.280 --> 00:54:30.079
you've very slickly included some cool new
slang indira and your every day vocabin,

869
00:54:30.159 --> 00:54:35.119
someone just calls you on. It's
like or you think, oh I've come

870
00:54:35.199 --> 00:54:37.320
up with a cool new phrase here, and you drop it maybe twice and

871
00:54:37.400 --> 00:54:39.119
someone just goes, yeah, we
heard you the first time. Yeah not

872
00:54:39.239 --> 00:54:43.079
good. That happened to me at
school once and I've never forgotten, Really

873
00:54:43.159 --> 00:54:46.119
what was it? Would you say? Oh forgotten? I've forgotten exactly what

874
00:54:46.320 --> 00:54:53.719
it was, but I do record, yeah we heard you, and oh

875
00:54:53.880 --> 00:55:00.119
no, cool I thought I was
missed a popular Oh no, but they

876
00:55:00.199 --> 00:55:04.960
send Jacova saw Jakov off to get
some pretzels from a faraway store, so

877
00:55:05.079 --> 00:55:07.119
it doesn't bother them. Then four
days has gone by, as you're already

878
00:55:07.159 --> 00:55:12.199
ready to give birth, and fine, just fine, and they they laugh

879
00:55:12.239 --> 00:55:15.119
about stillborns here, I'm like,
I'm not surely sure in any way she'd

880
00:55:15.119 --> 00:55:17.119
be making jokes about stillborns. I
just think it's one of those things that

881
00:55:17.159 --> 00:55:21.519
it's one of those topics that can
really trigger somebody who has had to live

882
00:55:21.599 --> 00:55:24.920
through that. It's not something that
it's important to discuss it and bring it

883
00:55:25.000 --> 00:55:28.760
up, but to including in a
comedy. I just think it's kind of

884
00:55:29.360 --> 00:55:31.039
distasteful, even for South Park.
I don't know, there's some there's some

885
00:55:31.119 --> 00:55:35.519
things where I just think you don't
cross that line. Stillborns is one of

886
00:55:35.559 --> 00:55:38.039
them. For me, I've never
I've never been in that situation, but

887
00:55:38.079 --> 00:55:44.159
I know people who have and it
never leaves them like they it's still it

888
00:55:44.280 --> 00:55:46.440
was like six years ago and until
this day they struggled to even talk about

889
00:55:46.480 --> 00:55:50.519
it. So I just think even
just addressing it on a show like South

890
00:55:50.599 --> 00:55:52.880
Park, it's such a halt half
fashion didn't work for me at all.

891
00:55:53.639 --> 00:55:58.239
I get where you're coming from I
wholly understand it. I will play Devil's

892
00:55:58.239 --> 00:56:04.199
advocate here, ding ding and say
that, you know, try impact putting

893
00:56:04.280 --> 00:56:07.639
words into kids mouse that even the
kids don't understand, they know that it's

894
00:56:07.679 --> 00:56:10.320
controversial, and they know that the
kids know that it's controversial, even if

895
00:56:10.360 --> 00:56:14.559
they don't wholly understand why. They
probably wouldn't don't even understand what stillborn is.

896
00:56:14.840 --> 00:56:16.800
But you know, it's like when
I think Cartman has he used it

897
00:56:16.920 --> 00:56:20.719
already in episodes we've done, he
refers to someone as a as a vast

898
00:56:20.800 --> 00:56:22.679
deference, which is like, you
know, part of your party of balls

899
00:56:23.039 --> 00:56:28.440
made like a vein in your scrotim
or something, and you know catas deference.

900
00:56:28.840 --> 00:56:34.440
So you've heard it in a science
class or something like I'll do with

901
00:56:34.480 --> 00:56:37.679
your balls. Okay, well I'm
going to use that say it or something.

902
00:56:37.800 --> 00:56:39.840
Yeah, And they probably heard,
you know, like a parent or

903
00:56:39.880 --> 00:56:45.000
something saying, oh, someone says
channel was stillborn. It says, oh,

904
00:56:45.119 --> 00:56:47.320
that must be terrible to call someone
that. I wholly get where you're

905
00:56:47.360 --> 00:56:53.239
coming from. Um, And that's
my half asked defense of Parker and Stone

906
00:56:53.360 --> 00:56:58.079
using it in this situation. But
you're right, I mean sometimes a little

907
00:56:58.119 --> 00:57:00.480
sensitivity does not go astray. But
didn't even add anything to this didn't really

908
00:57:00.480 --> 00:57:05.199
add much. I'm like, if
if the joke made the scene better,

909
00:57:05.639 --> 00:57:07.760
then I'd be like, Okay,
well, at least it was there for

910
00:57:07.840 --> 00:57:09.400
a reason. It didn't add anything
to this scene, which is why I

911
00:57:09.480 --> 00:57:13.760
think it wasn't necessary here. I
get where you're coming from, absolutely,

912
00:57:14.000 --> 00:57:16.159
but she shoots out a shitload of
babies and to the point where you're like,

913
00:57:16.280 --> 00:57:20.719
oh man, we have made a
terrible mistake. What a messy situation,

914
00:57:20.840 --> 00:57:23.440
just just shooting them out like a
cannon as they call, and stands

915
00:57:23.519 --> 00:57:25.960
he's not so sure about this,
and then she cover saws. All the

916
00:57:27.000 --> 00:57:30.079
babies are now in class, and
if mister Garrison can't stand it, they're

917
00:57:30.119 --> 00:57:32.559
just like even he wants to teach
these kids, He's like, what the

918
00:57:32.639 --> 00:57:35.960
hell is going on here? The
kid that is raising their hands when they

919
00:57:36.000 --> 00:57:39.079
don't know and they're interrupting. But
meanwhile, though Cartman loves them, Cartman

920
00:57:39.119 --> 00:57:43.239
thinks they're hilarious. Cartman's the only
person, obviously, as they say at

921
00:57:43.239 --> 00:57:45.079
the end, that he found the
one person who was annoying as he was

922
00:57:46.159 --> 00:57:50.519
Okay, children, we have some
new students joining us today. Let's I'll

923
00:57:50.559 --> 00:57:53.639
be warm and welcome them to our
class. Dude's crowded in here. I

924
00:57:53.840 --> 00:57:59.719
like Scott. Okay, So we're
just gonna stick to our normal lesson plan

925
00:57:59.840 --> 00:58:02.599
and start of the day with history. Now, does anyone know why Chubby

926
00:58:02.679 --> 00:58:08.159
Checker laugh the Beatles in nineteen seventy
two? Yes, I gotta go.

927
00:58:09.639 --> 00:58:15.400
Okay, is there anybody who can
answer the question. I can't me that,

928
00:58:15.599 --> 00:58:17.079
damn it. You don't raise your
hand if you don't know. Oh

929
00:58:17.679 --> 00:58:27.840
what, Oh fight fight God.
I liked God. I liked that.

930
00:58:28.000 --> 00:58:30.239
Gangs are scared. Now, Jack
out of Jackstay. This is insane,

931
00:58:30.320 --> 00:58:37.039
mister Garrison. Sure. Now at
the bar and everyone's just ranting and hating

932
00:58:37.079 --> 00:58:38.480
on the Jakova Saws and they want
them gone. And this is where they

933
00:58:38.519 --> 00:58:40.960
make It's the idea. I got
it. They're big, they're loud,

934
00:58:42.000 --> 00:58:45.400
they're annoying, they're stupid. Where
can we send them? Memphis? Tough

935
00:58:45.639 --> 00:58:50.480
break for Memphis. Yeah, I've
never heard anyone like a show make fun

936
00:58:50.519 --> 00:58:52.400
of Memphis in this way. Usually
we watch Futu rama. It's um it's

937
00:58:52.440 --> 00:58:57.360
a Brooklyn Asian New Jersey, New
Jerseys, doesn't it. But Memphis.

938
00:58:57.440 --> 00:59:00.960
Yeah, I've never heard of Memphis
cops in flak like this. Yeah.

939
00:59:00.239 --> 00:59:04.440
I mean, I think the go
tos for American shows when it came to

940
00:59:04.559 --> 00:59:07.639
like, oh, no One wants
to live there would we usually New Jersey

941
00:59:07.920 --> 00:59:14.880
and J Cleveland, Cleveland jay Z, but Cleveland Rods Cleveland was right.

942
00:59:15.360 --> 00:59:17.400
I wanted to go to Cleveland so
bad when I was a kid because I

943
00:59:17.400 --> 00:59:22.719
thought that's where Drew Carey lived.
I just I love the Drew Carey Show.

944
00:59:22.760 --> 00:59:24.079
It's such a shame that you can't
watch it on any streaming services because

945
00:59:24.079 --> 00:59:28.320
of all the licensing rules, because
there were so many actual songs in the

946
00:59:28.360 --> 00:59:31.039
show that they used that I want
to pay the licensing fees. So like,

947
00:59:31.119 --> 00:59:34.400
it's like the Drew Carey Show never
existed. You can't. You can't

948
00:59:34.400 --> 00:59:37.639
find it anywhere. You can download
it and get the direct off TV taped

949
00:59:37.679 --> 00:59:39.599
off TV copies, But it would
be amazing if someone could just fork out

950
00:59:39.639 --> 00:59:43.440
the dough and just get the high
quality version of the Drew Carey Show.

951
00:59:43.440 --> 00:59:45.599
Because I loved the Drew Carey Shows
kid thought it was hilarious. One of

952
00:59:45.679 --> 00:59:49.320
these days, we can only dream
I should start a Drew Carey podcast.

953
00:59:49.639 --> 00:59:52.039
They we shouldn't be. But this
is the thing that I've thought about it,

954
00:59:52.079 --> 00:59:54.639
and then I went, yeah,
but if people can't access the show,

955
00:59:55.280 --> 00:59:58.920
then why what's the point. I
feel like the shows like this you

956
00:59:59.000 --> 01:00:01.440
need to be able to rewatch along
with the podcast that he's listening. That's

957
01:00:01.440 --> 01:00:05.159
a good point anyway. But Cartman
here, he doesn't want them to leave,

958
01:00:05.679 --> 01:00:07.400
But the Department of Interior has a
plan. And the plan is they're

959
01:00:07.400 --> 01:00:12.239
gonna leave, and they're gonna leave. Leave it, leave them in their

960
01:00:12.239 --> 01:00:14.960
own ship, kind of like when
um Steve Martin was on The Simpsons.

961
01:00:15.360 --> 01:00:19.760
Leave you wallowing in the ship that
you've started by, Yeah, you're screwed.

962
01:00:20.119 --> 01:00:23.000
Then they give Cartman the honorary making
an honorary Department of the Interior and

963
01:00:24.239 --> 01:00:29.000
is in charge of fishing, wildlife
or water wildlife whatever. I have Oh

964
01:00:29.119 --> 01:00:35.079
god, no, because a Cartman
has a third time. I have a

965
01:00:35.480 --> 01:00:37.880
yes, and people have to respect
it. Yes. Then the DCOPO saw

966
01:00:37.880 --> 01:00:42.079
as we get a sitcom parody here
on Comedy Central, and there was a

967
01:00:42.159 --> 01:00:45.760
couple of awesome gags here, just
like the one where was like took care

968
01:00:45.760 --> 01:00:53.840
of your mom too, Carbon enters
to applause. I was like, what

969
01:00:53.960 --> 01:00:55.960
the hell is that? Yeah?
Yeah, I was like, but I'm

970
01:00:55.960 --> 01:00:59.840
watching, going is this like in
Canada of the episode or what don't we

971
01:01:00.280 --> 01:01:01.760
here? It threw me and I
realized, oh, it's just their piss

972
01:01:01.800 --> 01:01:08.159
take. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It throws the balance of the episode

973
01:01:08.159 --> 01:01:09.480
off a little bit. At the
same time, it's like, no,

974
01:01:09.519 --> 01:01:13.719
I appreciate what you're doing. Yeah. And because this is the thing,

975
01:01:14.320 --> 01:01:16.800
this is essentially a sitcom, So
the story is just like in your classic

976
01:01:16.840 --> 01:01:21.840
sitcom, We've been invited to a
game show where the winner gets on a

977
01:01:21.880 --> 01:01:24.239
holiday all the spencer is paid,
and the mayor says to the boys,

978
01:01:24.280 --> 01:01:28.679
you know you keep Cartman distracted.
Whilst these chercover saws are doing the game

979
01:01:28.760 --> 01:01:31.320
show. You feel like, why
can't you just say to the Jacover Saws,

980
01:01:31.639 --> 01:01:35.000
he's a pay vacation. You can
just go like why did it give

981
01:01:35.039 --> 01:01:37.320
it to them? But they get
to the public access station and Barb Brady

982
01:01:37.360 --> 01:01:40.000
here is told to lose, and
immediately, as a viewer you're like,

983
01:01:40.079 --> 01:01:44.280
oh, we know where this is
going. This guy's knitting. So if

984
01:01:44.280 --> 01:01:46.559
there's one person who's as dumb as
a Jacover sows on South Park, it's

985
01:01:46.639 --> 01:01:50.599
Barb Brady. I feel like he
is definitely one of my least favorite characters.

986
01:01:50.599 --> 01:01:52.000
We mentioned in the last episode it
was one before, maybe it was

987
01:01:52.039 --> 01:01:55.599
one before that he's just to me, doesn't really add much to any scene

988
01:01:55.639 --> 01:01:59.559
that he is in Barbraidy anymore,
and it's just annoying. I did like

989
01:01:59.679 --> 01:02:01.800
the Elvis when he was taking over
where he thought he was Elvis at the

990
01:02:02.480 --> 01:02:06.159
the planetarium, but I don't know. He's just there to sort of be

991
01:02:06.199 --> 01:02:08.119
a grown up Ralph Wigham and it
doesn't work for me very much. But

992
01:02:08.360 --> 01:02:14.519
they can win to trip to France, and the Javers keeps interrupting. Eventually

993
01:02:14.519 --> 01:02:15.880
the mayor just says, like,
unplug their buzzes because they're both idiots,

994
01:02:16.199 --> 01:02:19.840
and then Barbarady answers the question,
so then the mayor has to make it

995
01:02:19.960 --> 01:02:22.920
best out of three, just both
idiots. The kids are now taking Cartman

996
01:02:23.239 --> 01:02:25.920
out to see a new species,
and he's like, oh, let's get

997
01:02:25.920 --> 01:02:29.239
my pad house so I can clssify
this new species. Should be fine,

998
01:02:29.280 --> 01:02:31.880
Yes, just found his fan.
Just Cartman just trying to act distinguished,

999
01:02:31.920 --> 01:02:36.119
much like Homer Simpson. Whenever they're
trying to act distinguished, it's always hilarious.

1000
01:02:36.559 --> 01:02:39.639
Oh yeah. And then he sees
Kenny and even he's smart enough to

1001
01:02:39.679 --> 01:02:46.159
go, that's just Kenny with branches
on his hands, and they come clean

1002
01:02:46.239 --> 01:02:49.559
and this is work cart and realize, so he races off to stop the

1003
01:02:49.639 --> 01:02:52.719
jacavers Off from winning. Meanwhile,
they did mention that the species would be

1004
01:02:52.760 --> 01:02:54.559
eaten by a bear soon and Kenny
gets eaten by a bed. But we

1005
01:02:54.639 --> 01:02:59.360
didn't get it. You killed Kenny
e Barstards in this episode. But actually

1006
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I think it would have ruined the
rhythm of the gag. The bear just

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01:03:02.599 --> 01:03:07.119
go yeah, yeah, de varium, Look that's good, that's what's all

1008
01:03:07.280 --> 01:03:10.760
needed. Yeah, what's two plus
two? Jack Off? I don't know

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01:03:12.360 --> 01:03:19.920
for jack Off? What is your
name? Jack Off? Oh screw it,

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01:03:20.199 --> 01:03:24.800
Jackoff? Wins I do? You
and your entire family are going to

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01:03:24.920 --> 01:03:30.280
wonderful and exotic France. All right, all right, everybody, let's get

1012
01:03:30.280 --> 01:03:32.960
them to the airport. Let's go, people, there's no time to lose.

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01:03:34.599 --> 01:03:37.679
They take all the cover source to
the airport and Campman tries to stop

1014
01:03:37.719 --> 01:03:39.039
the plane. He tries, toybody, can't they fly off? Did you

1015
01:03:39.079 --> 01:03:46.159
see what the airline was called?
No pos Air? So that they're off

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01:03:46.199 --> 01:03:52.039
on their way to France now and
they explain to m to the boys know,

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01:03:52.119 --> 01:03:53.519
animal species species, They come and
go, you know, you can't

1018
01:03:53.519 --> 01:03:57.760
go around saving every every form of
life, you know. And and I

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01:03:57.800 --> 01:04:00.480
love that it was in Trey's voice
as well, Ned's new voiceboxes just he's

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01:04:01.320 --> 01:04:05.199
what what would you call that voice? It sounds like almost like just Tray's

1021
01:04:05.280 --> 01:04:09.840
normal voice, but it's a it's
he's I don't know, it's not quite

1022
01:04:09.920 --> 01:04:12.800
it's not quite South Park News read
a voice, because that's really putting on

1023
01:04:12.880 --> 01:04:15.280
that vose. But but it's more
like everyday news read advice. It's very

1024
01:04:15.280 --> 01:04:18.679
sort of smooth and well, boys, it's a bit like this, I'm

1025
01:04:18.679 --> 01:04:23.440
gonna sit you down and tell you
a good message here. It's it's America's

1026
01:04:23.519 --> 01:04:27.079
dad voice. Yeah, yeah,
which is but they think ship Jim says

1027
01:04:27.079 --> 01:04:30.400
that voice is terrible. Cartman just
leaves his heartbreak and he's sad. They

1028
01:04:30.440 --> 01:04:32.400
said, well, I guess he
just found something that was annoying as he

1029
01:04:32.599 --> 01:04:35.519
was, and we didn't get any
resolution to Cartman in this duey. He

1030
01:04:35.559 --> 01:04:41.760
just leaves sad. But you cover
saws now in France and France and they

1031
01:04:42.000 --> 01:04:44.280
just chick goes wrong and you think
they're about to go, oh my god,

1032
01:04:44.320 --> 01:04:45.039
can you believe what these guys are? But they all start laughing.

1033
01:04:45.079 --> 01:04:49.280
They think that just like Jerry,
and that's the end of the episode.

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01:04:49.320 --> 01:04:55.079
So it's odd that a South Park's
not the means the story is left open

1035
01:04:55.199 --> 01:04:59.440
ended. I'm surprised they didn't wrap
it up with Cartman, now that you

1036
01:04:59.519 --> 01:05:00.360
think about it. Well, I
didn't realize that at the time, but

1037
01:05:00.800 --> 01:05:03.559
upon this review, it's like,
oh, I felt that the Cartman story

1038
01:05:03.679 --> 01:05:06.960
needed a full stop. It needed
an ending, and it didn't really give

1039
01:05:08.000 --> 01:05:10.679
one for Carte, did they.
He's just let's sad because the Jacovo Saws

1040
01:05:10.679 --> 01:05:14.519
are gone. Yeah, didn't need
it, but it would have been nice

1041
01:05:14.559 --> 01:05:17.440
to have it, I guess.
So, I mean, I think the

1042
01:05:17.559 --> 01:05:20.880
focus is more on the Jacovo Saws, and if there's resolution for them,

1043
01:05:21.039 --> 01:05:26.320
then you know that's okay. Yeah, South Park is going to return to

1044
01:05:26.679 --> 01:05:30.559
business as usual eventually. And I
too that the Jacova Saws end up in

1045
01:05:30.599 --> 01:05:35.920
a place where they're going to be
wanted and felt needed and not hated because

1046
01:05:36.639 --> 01:05:41.199
jar Jar binks, as we said, annoying character. But I was glad

1047
01:05:41.320 --> 01:05:43.400
it was one of the movies where
you see he's become like some sort of

1048
01:05:43.480 --> 01:05:46.559
like so one of like the Queen's
Helpers or something where he's clearly he got

1049
01:05:46.599 --> 01:05:48.880
his ship together, he's got a
gig, and it's like, at least

1050
01:05:48.920 --> 01:05:53.480
he's not not being mistreated, because
he was. He was treated badly by

1051
01:05:53.760 --> 01:05:56.599
um, by his people, and
they hated him because basically how South Park

1052
01:05:56.639 --> 01:06:00.320
treated the Chacovo Saws in this episode
is how the gun Guns treated Jar,

1053
01:06:00.639 --> 01:06:02.400
which was understandable why they didn't want
him around, but it was just nice

1054
01:06:02.440 --> 01:06:05.480
to know that he ended up in
a spot where he wasn't annoying people and

1055
01:06:05.599 --> 01:06:08.400
he was able to sort of get
on and be happy. And that's what

1056
01:06:08.519 --> 01:06:12.400
Jacovosaur has got here as well live
his best life indeed. All right,

1057
01:06:12.440 --> 01:06:15.039
So that is our review of the
Chacovosaurs. I had a few people writing

1058
01:06:15.119 --> 01:06:18.679
in on the Patrion group saying,
I can't wait to get the Chacovosaws.

1059
01:06:18.719 --> 01:06:21.320
You're not gonna like that one.
That one's really annoying. People hate that

1060
01:06:21.400 --> 01:06:25.800
one. I was like, oh
really, and then we've reviewed it and

1061
01:06:26.119 --> 01:06:30.000
I thought this was awesome. Yeah, it's annoying, but it's annoying with

1062
01:06:30.079 --> 01:06:32.440
a purpose, much like this podcast
as opposed to Season seventeen of The Simpsons.

1063
01:06:35.639 --> 01:06:39.360
Next episode, mister Davis of Going
down to South Park, we are

1064
01:06:39.440 --> 01:06:42.760
going to be revisiting Tweak versus Craig. Do you have any memories of that

1065
01:06:42.840 --> 01:06:47.559
one? Oh? I remember is
a schoolyard school yard skirmish. Okay,

1066
01:06:47.760 --> 01:06:50.400
I remember not liking Tweak when he
was on the show earlier. He got

1067
01:06:50.480 --> 01:06:57.440
very annoying. That's true. Hopefully
he's not so bad this time. Hopefully,

1068
01:06:57.480 --> 01:07:00.440
hopefully. All Right, anyway,
guys, thank you for all of

1069
01:07:00.480 --> 01:07:01.679
your support here on Going Down to
South Park. Remember, we do a

1070
01:07:01.760 --> 01:07:03.960
bunch of other shows here at the
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1071
01:07:04.000 --> 01:07:06.960
a link for those in the description
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1072
01:07:08.239 --> 01:07:13.159
new podcast with the voice of your
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1073
01:07:13.280 --> 01:07:15.760
go back and we do deep dives
on various characters. That's that he voices,

1074
01:07:15.760 --> 01:07:19.400
including we need the Pooh and Hondo
and Narco from Star Wars and who

1075
01:07:19.440 --> 01:07:25.000
else we've got dark ring Duck Tigger
Pete from boof Troop and the Goofy who's

1076
01:07:25.000 --> 01:07:28.719
that sorry? Bonkers? Bonkers was
another one, and plus you know we're

1077
01:07:28.719 --> 01:07:30.639
gonna be like doing deep doves in
films that here was a part of as

1078
01:07:30.679 --> 01:07:33.840
well as just do some q and
as and just just discussion about Jim's life

1079
01:07:33.880 --> 01:07:36.760
in general. So you can find
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1080
01:07:36.800 --> 01:07:40.440
Cummings. You can find a link
for that indscription of this podcast as well.

1081
01:07:40.679 --> 01:07:45.719
But please also continue to follow the
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1082
01:07:45.800 --> 01:07:48.639
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1083
01:07:48.719 --> 01:07:53.760
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1084
01:07:53.800 --> 01:07:57.599
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1085
01:07:57.679 --> 01:08:00.440
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01:08:00.480 --> 01:08:03.159
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1090
01:08:13.679 --> 01:08:17.359
that is Patreon dot com slash four
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1091
01:08:17.399 --> 01:08:20.479
to be doing is Tweak Versus Craig. This has been to cover sours mister

1092
01:08:20.600 --> 01:08:26.439
Davis. Any final words for those
incredible listeners down there. Well, listeners,

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01:08:26.479 --> 01:08:30.439
we hope you found this episode of
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