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saying huh but Gina more sp sperm, hon, I choose you. I
don't know sperm com it was go COM's sperm sperm and then for Trumps it
can be what is it spunks? Spunks is good so stupid? Anyway,
Welcome, Welcome to the start Tech podcast. A way to start off for
the month of well, it's not for the month of November. We're gonna
be doing several podcasts this week, but it's November. We're approaching on Thanksgiving
solely, but surely it was election day yesterday. I think I don't care
uh buzz for local stuff, for local stuff, which is actually more important
than the president. But like when people don't care, people don't care enough
about like to the point where like you're probably hearing about that for the first
time from this show that it wasn't even election day. The people who are
actually pay attention were Ohio wands or Ohio I don't know how you say it,
ohioans. Ohians. I got so many text messages from the Conservative Party
in New York begging, begging for me, like please make weed illegal,
please it's like, yeah, that's great. Yeah, sure you're gonna get
me. You gotta be over there. No, man, So what happened?
Well, well, actually, before we get into anything, that happened,
and we're obviously going to be focusing. So I don't know if we've
communicated this to everybody, but we've communicated this internally and maybe, like I
think we might have talked about it a little bit on air, But I
just want to make this clear too. We are kind of moving towards a
more question oriented format for the show because we get so many questions now the
show's explo and by the way, awesome news. Thank you for that.
It allows us to do two episodes. Part of the reason why even part
of the reason why we're doing two episodes is just to get to all these
questions in the first place, because there are so many. So if you're
jumping onto the Patreon tier at the I think five dollars level is the audience
participant where you can get a chance to get your question around on the show.
We do try. I try my best to get to every single person,
but at the same time, it's like there are just questions that are
just either two verb like some of you write paragraphs, man, and like,
I appreciate it, but we want to get everybody's question read. We
also want to get as many questions in per show. And if there's like
one question that's like five minutes long to read, I'm I'm not going to
I'd rather get five more questions in, you know what I mean. Obviously
that's the plan. It there's always turn out that way. Sometimes we get
to one question and sometimes we get through like fucking fifteen in one episode.
It's kind of scattershot that way. But I just want to let you guys
know, if you're writing in, we do see you when we are trying
to get you in. But there are a lot of you. So make
your question a fucking banger and uh and you'll you'll be in there, man,
You'll be in there as simple as that. Don't write uh the entirety
of of mice and men, and you'll you'll get in there, you know.
Yeah, as long as it's a good question and I don't have is
there's minimal edits that I have to make for spelling and stuff. Uh yeah,
and it's all something that you know that we probably can't read. Yeah,
right, Yeah, that's a really huge thing. Don't ask, don't
ask stupid ask silly questions, but not stupid ones. Well that's bad advice.
Listen, just just if you think the question is good, get it.
But like at the same time, it's like you could ask sometimes sometimes
we're gonna miss sometimes we're gonna miss you, and so you can try again.
Like I do have a bias towards people who have not asked questions before.
If there's like a new name that I don't recognize, I do have
a bias to try to get that in Above people that I know have had
their question, Like Nicky Ziggy gets her questions right out all the time,
to the point where it's like, well fu Niki Ziggy, Like, who
cares? You know that's one of our actual friends. Well that's why I
can say that is because we know this person in realize she's the joke.
Sweetie cries, she cries. She calls live during the show and she just
cries up a storm. While we said it during this while was it a
recording? I was like, how did you hear that that he calls right
now? What? Yeah? Anyway, so we are moving towards a question
oriented show. Format, and uh, that's why there are so many episodes.
That's also why, like you know, we're trying to get everybody.
So just make it, make it a good question, and then there will
be no question. There will be no problem. Like like here's one from
Chris. It's Marcus, we lost another Carmine to a giant worm. Sea
is fine, but there are only twenty three left, he wrote in he
says, hello, dumb, dumber and indispicable, inescapable, black hole of
bad takes. What do you think Jerry Seinfeld's take on the Israel situation is
not the actor the character. Maybe George and o'lady can get it on it
too. That was See, that's one where I'm like, I don't know
what to say about this. I don't know, Like like I looked at
that question, I was like, that's a that's an that's an amusing question.
I have no idea. I don't think any of them give a shit
at all personally, would be my read on that. On that group of
people, they're terrible people. They don't care about anything. There's just like,
oh, Israel whatever, I'm not there, you know, like these
Jews are doing us. Jews don't really like Peanuts on air. Where the
better Jews? Where the better juice New York jus from real ancient Jews.
We don't know the prospect of an ancient Jew like old guy, he's like
really funny, uh hilarious, he is. He is objectively the theiest man
in the room. EVENO was seven hundred years old. Uh well, I
guess that would be inherently hilarious. We kept him alive that long? All
right, let me see today. But before we get into more questions,
did anything happen at all? Like that's even worth talking about? I can't.
I feel like nothing like outside of I think I know Grendeth thought of
five is is? I guess it's actually not. Yeah, Grenthelt was six.
Sorry, gred thought of six is getting a trailer next next month or
something, so like whatever, I guess, I guess that's happening. That
is going to selling a million units in like three seconds, by the way,
it's over was it is fucking It's going to be bigger than five.
It's gonna be bigger than five for sure, which is crazy. Five was
already that came so long ago. Dude five came out for the three sixty
dude literally came out ten years ago. Literally came out ten a decade ago,
twenty thirteen. I remember, and I remember being like, whoa,
this is cool, and then I remember I got poorted to PS four and
Xbox One. Then it got poorted to the fucking PS five and an Xbox
Series X. I'm like, Yo, what the hell for real? This
is crazy. I think I can't think of a game that's lasted that long.
Like that might be the longest generationally lasting video game ever. I thought
might have had non Sorry no, I was gonna say Destiny would have had
it if they didn't do Destiny too, because like that was three sixty to
PS four or whatever. But like GJ five is the only one that I
can think of. It's been like fucked maybe Minecraft, I guess longest non
MMO for sure, that's well Skyrim also yeah, yeah, actually yeah,
I inched it just by a little bit. In that case, Minecraft is
out out of it for way longer though. Switch I think there was a
switch version. When did the switch version of of of Skyrim come out?
Skyrin come out? Yeah, that was like twenty seventeen. I think twenty
eighteen was that the last one twenty eighteen though, that was okay, that
was I think, okay, Well, I could be wrong. Remember they
made the Alexa version that actually exists. Is that real? Ame? I
think? I don't. That doesn't sound real, I think so, I
think. I think I could be wrong. But I remember seeing people be
like Alexa play Skyrim and it would do it and it would like do it
would be and it would be like a like kind of like a it would
be like a like a blind person's video game where the game would like describe
it to you where it would be like you're in a cave and then you
go, like I move forward. It was like D and D almost,
I guess, but I don't know if that's real. I thought that was
like a meme because of like how how it was everywhere. It's like,
oh, you could play it on your friedge, you could play on your
pregnancy test. Oh man, you could pray is it the adventure Skyrim?
Actually it's real, but it's real. It's actually they actually did that.
That's kind of awesome. Honestly, I did not expect that to be real.
I thought there was like a meme. AWA. Anyway, there's nothing
going on, no one's dead, No one hilarious died. So I guess
just we'll stick to questions, all right, Yeah, so let's see,
let's still lead. They'll lead it. They'll probably a lot of times within
the questions there's some hot topics and shit, yeah, they kind of they
kind of kill it. Uh, game game us be like, okay,
so wait a minute, this name is already fucked. I would say,
okay, so gay Muse be like I I can't get this thick dick out
of my ass. It's like some kind of gainess has started to evolve.
Wrote in I don't know what muse song that's referencing, but I'm sure it's
something that I'll kick myself for not recognizing. Uh anyway, that that person
wrote in and they said, keeping it brief so I can finally get my
question read. There you go, There you go. You see, you
see how it works like magic, almost as if that was the main prerequisite.
He goes, how old were you when you realize you were interested in
girls? I was talking with my buddies and they think I'm weird for having
actual intentions. So yeah, I was about nine. I think that's about
the time that you probably have an idea, right, I think by day
you can tell, because dude, you can tell kids are gay when they're
like seven, you know what I mean. Like it's it's fucking immediately obvious.
Like when I first friend, my first friend in elementary school, I
didn't know exactly what gay was then because obviously I didn't know the concepts of
sexuality. But once I got older and knew what, I was like,
oh, yeah, he was super gay. He was super gay. In
elementary school, it was like yeah, yeah, but gone, gone.
I mean, that's it. That's the question. That's it. I I
don't know, man, I don't know if I have a I feel like
I knew pretty fucking early, yeah, but I also don't know what.
I think. I must have been like eight or nine probably, but it
wasn't It wasn't like I didn't understand like that. I didn't want to do
that because I didn't understand what that was or care about it. I wanted
my Spider Man toys, you know, But what sex was there was a
just like I feel like everybody almost by default has an uncle in their family
that's like a porn attic pervert type. Uh. And if you if you
don't if if the only reason you don't have that is because you probably are
estrange to them, but they're they're out there. And so my uncle did
did not hide his porn stash at all. It was it was under his
bed, but it wasn't like it was so easily accessible. So I'm a
little kid, I'm an elementary school. I don't know exactly how old that
was, but I remember specifically, and I might have mentioned this before,
but there was two that I watched. There was one because it was it
was a parody of the Rocketeer called the Cockettier, So of course I want
to watch that. That's just stupid. Of course. Then there was one
called Starbanger, so I was like, what the fuck is this? And
it was a gang bang and this is how like, you know, how
I didn't understand sex. Where at the very end of it, I remember
thinking, why did they pee all over her? But it's like that doesn't
even look like piss, you know, as an older person, he thought
it was like a movie, and it's like it's like, oh man,
they got the piss wrong. These directors don't even know what piss looks like.
They're so stupid, just such a kid that understanding, but not the
other part of the understanding. Yea, like, understand this director sucks,
but not that that's come and not piss that is you don't know what the
comments at that point, Yeah, I know, what was your limited amount
of information that you've retained. It has to just make up the rest of
this party, Like, well, I know what piss is because I pee
all the time, So I'm assuming that's what it is, because that's what's
coming out of their wieners, even though it's clearly not the same color,
does not look like you just assume something like maybe there's something wrong with them
or something like you know what I mean, like maybe they're all sick and
that's what this is. But a child, oh my god, to be
that innocent look at some like someone fucking nutting in a girl's face, violently
going Honestly, I remember, I remember being in Yonkers at the time,
so it was before I was ten or before I was eleven, so like,
I remember this very vividly. I think it was like nine, and
I stumbled across hen Ti. I stumbled across specifically Balma because I was looking
for dragon ball Z stuff. I don't know what the fuck I was looking
for exactly. But I was just like, oh man, the internet's crazy.
You could look up anything. I want to see dragon Ball stuff.
And then I found dragon Man I found Yeah, I was I think I
was looking you know what I was looking for. I was looking for dragon
Ball A f Do you remember that? Of course, dragon Ball AF was
like the the idea of like the thing after GT or the thing after Z,
where it's like no one what it was. People knew it away.
It was bullshit. It was like a fan thing. But like, so
you know, it's the person Toyotaro, the person that created a dragon Ball
AF ended up creating Super. I think I remember hearing dragon Ball Super.
That makes sense, yeah, the but anyway, so it was this rumor
that I heard about, like, oh man, the next dragon Ball series.
Oh my god, I look this up and I was looking around at
stuff, and I just found this picture of Balma just getting fucking railed.
I don't remember by who or what, but like tits were out and everything.
I'm like, I remember staring at him being like I like this,
but I have nothing to do with this. I can't do anything with this
information. I just remember being like this is cool. I'd like to see
more of this, but I don't know what I'm seeing. And then I
just kept going. I kept looking for other I just kept going, looking
for other dragon Ball stuff. I almost wasn't even distracted by it. But
like, that was the first time that I had an inc was like,
oh, tits are great, you know what I mean? I like that
whatever that is. I don't know what I do, it's it's it's exactly
that. I don't know if you if you guys are fans of King of
Fighters, but uh my was my Like that made me realize how awesome tits
are, like to the point where I had a yeah, like I had
a uh since king since King of Fighters and Street Fighters sometimes crossover, they
had a couple of games too, U S and K and then the other
version where the street Fighters people were made into uh King of Fighters sprites,
which is super cool, super cool. I forgot what that game is called,
but whatever, It's just like rare to see them in that style,
which really cool. But anyway, that chick, her tits are always bouncing
around on her top and stuff, and anytime she was drawn, her tits
were so fucking big, bigger, than ivy. They were just so ridiculous.
It was to the point where but they would draw them bigger than ives,
like they're not actually canonically bigger than ivies, but they dropped the thing
about the thing about mys, like, look, I've studied these, all
right, I've studied these. Ma has big titties, but Maya is also
bent forward, so you see the cleavage and they and so and her fighter
stance makes them, yes, jiggle right a bit ivy in so caliber threes,
tits are so hilariously big. They're so hilariously big that they are like
there's no person that's seen that characters, matel I wasn't like, yo,
what the fuck? What are those? They definitely they look like engorged balloons.
They're inflated, and I appreciate it. It made me. It's one
of those things that like, I actually don't I always say this as a
mantra. It's not even a mantra. But I just like saying tits are
a plus, but an asses a musk, like I'm an ass man.
I really like, uh, of course matter, but tits is always a
wonderful plus. So when you see like massive titties, I'm always appreciative,
but I don't need And it's mainly because of me being into like being in
a combat sports and watching so many like actual athletes and when I, you
know, was really sexually awakened in high school, uh like say my major.
You know, it probably starts more in middle school, but like say,
high school is when you're like, I'm looking for a pussy now kind
of a thing I would watch. Uh So every four years I would watch
the Olympic Games and these are the tippy top athletic women, fucking track poll
voting, uh gymnastics, and their asses are fucking incredible, but they had
no tits. So like the whole thing was That's kind of what my mind
wired to where I'm like, I appreciated Giant Ivy tits fantastic, love that
ship, but the ass just it just does more for me. Man.
It just you see my rainbow Mikaz finisher and in her super in a in
a in five and she found a five. That's how I want to die.
That's one I want to die. Have you seen that? Chris her
super Rainbow Mika She's the blonde wrestler and if you just look at her,
her finishing move in her super in in in five now crush you with their
asses, And I was like, this is exactly how I want to die
like that islous. I'm not even joking. That's that's how I would prefer
to that. But that is insane. That such a wild Yeah, it's
just like it's the best way to go out. I always say, like,
if you're gonna have to die, I hope you can die in like
euphoria as well. Like you there's some sort of bliss involved in it,
like you're coming or you're getting crushed by an ass or let's you know,
tits or something's going on. Yeah, I guess I have no idea where
to go for Beard's. It's just so something's been bothering me, and it's
not about sex anymore. It's the very beginning the uh, the Gentleman's name
because the mew song. Just say it. I'm pretty sure it's hysteria.
Could you say it again? I comma, So it's two eyes. I
I can't get this thick dick out of my ass. It's like some kind
of gayness has started to evolve. I don't know what it is. Oh
no, that's definitely not that. I only know a handful of new songs.
To be fair, like, I'm not really like you know every new
song that I've heard. I really like I can't get this stick out of
my ass. Damn, I like, I like how inquisitive you said that
line? So inquisitively. I can't get this stick out of my ass.
It's like solid snake. All right, Yeah, I don't know. I
Well, we'll we'll figure out. He'll he'll have to uh complain to us
about not getting it. Uh, okay, anyway, that a mean lesbian
road, and he says, hello, slut, skank and swing. All
right, let's relax. Let's fucking relax a little bit. Okay, this
is not it's not fair. You don't know me. I want to know
if he so he wrote. He writes, I want to know if you
have any memorable Thanksgiving stories for me. I have the amazing memory of my
aunt and uncle having a w W E SmackDown type fight in the middle of
my grandparents house, where my aunt grabbed the nearest dining chair and threw it
across the kitchen at him because she found out he was cheating on her on
Thanksgiving. Dude, ya, there's always some bullshit on Thanksgiving, man,
there's always I've never had anything like that. My Thanksgivings are all really underwhelming
or just like completely fine, very what do you mean, very normal?
Some bullshit, it's always some other number of my friends and my friends,
it's always fine. With my family, there's always some bullshit. Something always
happens and I'm like, what the fuck Me and my cousins come back from
getting high or something like that. I come back from like work, and
I'm like, hey, I just want to eat in and something's happening,
and I'm like, oh my god, And I just go to the basement
and hang out with my cousin, hang on my cousins and like play video
games. So everybody's done already, gonna be go up and eat. Yeah,
you always hear about like arguments and stuff. I did have one one
thing. So my family is ultra religious on both sides, but typically I
would spend most of the time on my dad's side with that extended family,
and yeah, they're very fire and brimstone and all this stuff. So it
was actually kind of interesting how one of my cousins he is one of you.
When you use the word flamboyantly gay. Right, he's like poster boy.
He's like one of those guys where it was also kind of nice to
see my family not giving him shit for being so out. But this guy
was also weird in a way that he brought over the let this I think
this was twenty twenty one or twenty twenty. He brought over this guy that
he was quote unquote seeing, I guess, and he looked and behaved exactly.
Do you guys remember the episode of It's Always Sunny where Dee was dating
a retarded rapper. Do you remember that? Oh my god, yeah,
yeah I do. Yeah, No, the whole thing, like, she
didn't notice that he was retarded until they pointed it out and then she started
seeing. This is one of my favorite scenes when she starts like he's watching
cartoons. He's laughing uncontrollably, his hands looking all fucked up and stuff,
so that he brings up with him. But uh, this guy dressed up
in like hip hop kind of style, like urban clothing, white as shit,
totally gone. He's he's slow, and I was just like, this
is weird. This looks like one of those JF type situations where he kind
of, you know, his significant other is somebody who doesn't really understand what
they're in, what they're involved. So and he was trying to just watched
the basketball game and they got into an argument and kind of there was a
storming out thing, and I was it was the most awkward shit ever because
I'm like, Okay, this is weird because this guy is probably having gay
sex and he you know, he's not gay, like the vibe that he's
like kind of just going along with him because who knows, maybe he's getting
bought some clothes or some shit. But it was like, this is fucking
weird. And uh, that was the only time. The only time I
ever had a weird Thanksgiving was that that's pretty bad, though. That's pretty
wild. Like for me, it's just like my aunts and my sister get
into arguments and there's everybody screamator in Spanish and I'm kind of just like,
dang, that's crazy. I'm like downstairs just like trying to get to on
rice and peace, like that's what he trying to get my rice and piece
and I played someone started yelling like I sit down. I'm like waiting,
and then it's me and like my other cousins just like wondering what's gonna stop,
and they we're like, yeah, what do you do today? And
I'm like I don't know, Like you want to go smoke? We go
smoke weed, walk back home from smoking weed, and then like they're done
arguing, like uh, finally can we eat? And like we eat if
we just like giggle around on the table for hours. Everybody's out high out
of their minds, but it's always like some sort of spat between Like my
particularly my sister and my aunt. They always argue, and I'm just like,
uh, that's cool. That's why I'm not there anymore. I'm free.
Yeah, we have no I just haven't. Yeah, my family is
just so normal, I guess in comparison, like they're they're they They argue,
but they don't fight. It's weird, Like I don't know how to
explain it. Like they'll make fun of each other constantly throughout dinner for like
saying some dumb shit or like just like that's a dumb like where'd you read
that fucking natural inquire? What are you stupid? Or whatever, But it's
never like it never gets to the point where like it feels like an actual
like hostile place. So like I would remember hearing I remember hearing stories about
like people's Thanksgiving being like fucking awkward or really terrified. It's like I don't
understand what the fuck they're talking about, Like I can't even remote relate to
it. But this is around the topic of a Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Thanksgiving Rodin.
He says, optimal Thanksgiving meal. Amazing question. I'll tell you mine.
I'll tell you mine, right, take your mind real quick, easy,
easy, okay, First and foremost, all right, there are certain things
that have to be there, right, Like I have my own rendition of
what I have, but other things have to be there. You have to
have cranberry sauce. You gotta have turkey, have yams, mac and cheese.
Yes, it's the first thing. Then you have to have what's the
last thing, mac and cheese, yams, turkey stuffing. Yeah, so
just the basic stuff. Yeah, So basically Thanksgiving talking about optimal like no
wasted, nothing wasted. We got some curry chicken bro off cuff curry chicken
stew it a little bit delicious, right and peace. Bro I'm also very
Caribbean guys for before you guys look at me, you gotta have some panil,
bro, another guy, a little bit of panil. You know,
I even like, huh, it's not me. That's you only have curry
chicken and what you call you don't have curry chicken and panil. Those are
the ones me to have. But you were so the stuff that you were
listening off. That's not at yours. You were just listening. That's just
like, that's just Thanksgiving for people like we all we all know what Thanksgiving
is. The question is Thanksgiving meal? That it was your meals? Like
call of greens and smoke turkey. Bro Okay, see, that is the
only way turkey makes it in anywhere near my smoke turkey, brod fucking roasted
turkey sucks, cock Man. Shout out to my grandpa, bro. Shout
out to my grandpa from the South, bro, South Carolina. Grandpa that
taught us about that ship, that gave my grandma that recipe that she gave
to us. Because Colin Green to smoke turkey goes fucking byananas, Bro,
it's pretty good. Smoke turkey is the only smoke turkey, the only way,
the only Turkey's mind, it boggles my mind that people like turkeys.
Turkey is not how drying. It depends that you cook it. People.
What happens that it's easy for it to dry out because of how long you
cook turkey, it dries out. That's just what happened. It's just no,
you can do it well. Though, you can do it well.
I've had the thing about it though. It's like, this is the reason
why our friends, because you gotta baste it so much, you gotta constantly
base it. My friends, this is the reason. This is the reason
me and my friends started chickens giving instead. Chicken. Chickens giving is way
better. It was like everybody's just like, listen, let's all make it.
It's it's it's not limited to chicken necessarily. It's like we do it
on Friday. We do it on the Friday. But we're just like the
rule specifically is no turkey, No turkey. No one likes fucking turkey.
We don't have the facilities and the time or the the fucking income to smoke
one because it's expensive to smoke anything. Yeah, relative to time and all
that stuff. An inferior it is just an inferior bird. Yeah. I
think that fury is good. Is all right, It's it's all good.
But it's just why not, let's have some fucking chickens. Man, they're
easier. Yeah, So what we would do, what we would do is
what we would do is we would have all sorts of chicken dishes. So
like some one of us would I would make wings, like specifically, and
I would like marinate them. I would marinate them specifically in like hot sauce
and then fry them so that way they were still hot. They were still
like really hot, but they wouldn't get all over your fucking fingers, so
you wouldn't need like e eighty five napkins to eat them. So I would
make wings. Other friends would make tenders, curry, chicken, uh,
any anything, and then it would be like mac and cheese and stuffing.
Mean, I got a soft spot for stuffing. I like stuffing a lot.
I like, I don't care about Thanksgiving food at all, like all
the It's not that I don't like it, it's just it's so not if
it's outside of Thanksgiving. I don't eat any of that ship like I don't.
I don't ever go to the store to pick up cranberry sauce. This
stuff. I definitely never does it. It tastes good to me. I
just when do you do you guys? Eat it often like that would rather
that's my whole thing where I'd rather to me, it's not like a delicacy
to the point where it's like, oh, I have to complete it this
one time of year. I'd rather just have like something that I enjoy even
more. And I feel like, let's be real, guys, tradition is
stupid in all accounts, like it's it's stagnation. There are some traditions.
Look at the people do things for the sake of it's just old. And
what I'm meaning is you can just tweak and alter them. You don't have
to. But a lot of times people don't want that because well, the
tradition says we do this, and I say, who the fuck cares?
Weird Cranberry sauce specifically, I never felt particually feeling like like I like it
tastes fine, but I hate the texture. I agree the text slides weird
because it's like slimy but also rough at the same time. It's kind of
weird. It's like it's it's like what you imagine where your bone marrow and
blood does. Yeah, it's weird, but like I like, I like
the traditional foods, like for like, for one, thing traditional for us
is what you call it for me is rice and peas for things you thing
that's like a very conditional thing for like me being Jamaican, and it told
me and we always we always eat that ship I love. I mean,
if it ain't black eyed peas, get that ship away from you. Well
it is, it's right, it's right, black eyed peas is your then
I mean, what invite me? I mean, because that's you're coming this
year, you better be. You better be down here this year. It's
the twenty fifth, So make sure you're in town ship that's in like soon
I'm going to be out of town, Okay, I mean, yeah,
I don't. I don't. Yeah, I'll do that because bro, I
don't. This is gonna sound so I just gonna sound so weird. But
I just don't fuck with my I just don't fuck with my family like anymore.
Uh. They're just they're just just interesting. They're too in, they're
too out there for me, which is for a long time I didn't fuck
with my So happened is that my uh my, I was very much like
the rebellious kid in my family. For a long time, I was onest,
like I want to do what I want. I don't listen to anybody.
My grandma often was right about ship. But the thing is that she
was. She's a she's a she's the patriarch. So the way to you
explain things would be very like I'm right and you're wrong. You're stupid,
you don't know what you're talking about, instead of like trying to convince me,
like, hey, I've done this already, dude, trust me.
It's not as smart as you think it is, right because I and that's
just the problem with a lot of parents. They don't understand how to parent.
They just think that like enforcing is what you do, instead of like
explaining, yeah, there's like there's like right. A lot of people don't
understand that they can they really can just reason with kids. It is really
frustrated. Like I like youngest, it's hard, but when you get older
you can. Like a teenager, I feel like even I think even when
you're it's hard because even when you're eight, even when you're eight, nine,
ten, stuff like that. It's like I think, like I don't
know, like I remember specifically being the idea that you would argue about it
with a kid about this at all is insane. But I remember specifically,
like in math classes because I hated math classes. I'd be like, I'm
never gonna use like so much of this. I hate this, and they're
like, no, you're gonna use it every day, and I'm like,
no kind of math. No, you're wrong, Like you're wrong, you're
we're not. And instead of just arguing just arguing, it's like, listen,
you won't use this every day, but training your brain in this way
will get you, will make you smarter, It will be just a good
tool to have. These are exercises for your brain to help you get really
smart. You're not going to need all of this, but it will help
you in the long term. To just accept that this is something that works
in the grants game, that would I would be a lot more receptable to
that. Today. Idea was like, oh, okay, I'm doing this
thing that sucks, but it's like training my brain as opposed to you convincing
me that I'm gonna fucking do any of this ship outside of basic multiplication.
That vision right there, but still I think it can work. Often.
The teacher said that explained that is that is so fucking true. It's just
like anything else, even just like physically training. I remember for a while
people were giving Ethan Klein a lot of ship before he's he's lost a tremendous
amount of weight. Since then he's like back down to like a large size
and a shirt. But because he used to be like two x but he
was. He went on this rant about saying, who the like, why
exercise? Who cares you spend the X amount of time? Uh, exercising?
And for what? And you bobble. He went on this whole rant
and then so obviously the whole fitness industry was shitting all over him. But
it's like it's the same principle where like say a kid could think that exact
same thing, but then you tell them, you reason with them that this
it like for yes, it it feels awful. Most people don't like what
I call the beautiful burn, Like most people don't want to be strained in
that way. So you explain to them the benefits of it. You reason
with them in the same way that you said were It's like, you're not
gonna use this shit every day, but this is gonna keep your mind sharp
and it is so much more benefit to explain in that way than to try
to gaslight them, And like, my fucking it reminds me of my art
teacher. My art teacher was trying to gaslight me in similar ways instead of
just being because right, there's a lot of people get older, and I
think we're all kind of guilty of this too. I feel like once you
get to a certain age, you do somewhat look down on people that are
younger than you. You somewhat do have yeah, like and it's it's sometimes
you gotta you know, self reflect and realize like all right, all right,
just because this person's younger, Like say I could I was at the
I'm training a new gym. Now I know this guy, we're the same
age. But if a person came up to me and was offering me the
same of why I said, this one dude did because he was like used
to compete in mixed martial arts, there would be just a little kernel of
meal like in the fuck away from me, kid. But I also be
like, I shouldn't show him away just because he's younger, that I need
to absorb his knowledge, And uh, that's what the fucking your teacher and
my art teacher. They're like, they're just treating us like punks, right
because we're kids. Even though it's like, come on, acknowledge that we're
fucking right, we have a good take. It's the argument is just such
a bad argument because it's like even like, my mom is really good at
math and stuff. She's like really good at it. And I remember asking
her and she was the one who had to sit me down and explain that
to me because the teacher wouldn't. I know what I'm saying is am I
teacher says I'm going to use this every day and my mom was like,
no, you won't. But like and she explained, like, oh,
this is what this is for. And it was only that, but like
the teacher should be able to communicate that with like, I don't what if
my parents were were not smart, you know what I mean? Like what
if my parents aren't mathematicians And they're like, yeah, fuck that, fuck
that, you're not gonna use that. It's ridiculous, you know, And
then they left it at that, and then you're just you don't take Matt
seriously and then you're a fucking idiot. It's like, I don't know,
for me, personally. I learned a lot from my grandmause my grandmother's wives,
and she's old and like, she taught me a lot of things,
but the way she would teach is very crude. She'd be like, very
like disciplinary watching teaching. And I was like, when I was doing piano
right, like I wasn't bad at piano, I wasn't great at it,
but I wasn't bad at it. And then when she was she's very good
at like organ and shit, She's like, dude, you're not doing this
right, Like you're not here because first of all, knowing how to do
something, you know how to teach and do something, play different things.
Could you beat your grandma to things? And if I would book the shot,
my grandma's old as fuck, I kill her. Just a question,
what kind of question is that? Did you beat up your mom? Chris?
Yeah, I probably could. Yeah. Yeah. There are elders.
They they gave their power to us to live. They're not fucking battlers.
It really is, It really is true. It's crazy. It's one of
the things I gotta say. Man, you see forty year olds with kids
and forty year olds without kids, and it's crazy. It is crazy,
Like the like, how much healthier, how much healthier the person without kids
looks? It's fucking outstanding. It look look happier. Yeah you are that.
I mean, it's so obvious that how you think about look And I
love my wife, but uh me, I so whatever you're doing YouTube for
seventy eight years something like that. I've been waking up whenever I want to
all these years, right, Like you'd usually be on average around nine am,
and sometimes I feel a little tired. I would fucking sleep in a
little bit more. Uh, now that's not the case. I'm waking up
and like I have a routine where now I seven o'clock on the dot.
Which is it's been I don't know, oh, nine ten months, whatever
the fuck it's been. I still don't feel used to it because it's just
something that I haven't done in such a long time. And I know that
it's it's it put it compound stress. Now, what I'm saying is that's
what you have to do for your kids. You have to do that once
you once you have you have certain responsibilities, and then you were doing it
for how many fucking years for for kids. I'm not saying I'm not gonna
be doing it for like, cause you know she's gonna get situated, We're
gonna move to Cali and all this stuff whatever, blah blah blah. But
I'm just saying, like, now, compound just my little tiny bit of
stress, and then and then times that by however many years, sixteen years
until they start to learn how to drive or whatever that like discipline of altering
your schedule to make sure that they're okay. Then you got to pick them
up from the practices. You gotta cook them food, you gotta do all
of this shit. I'm like, yeah, so being fucking single and living
your life, even if you're just the significant other you don't have kids,
man, you fuck yeah, you're gonna look way better. You canna look
fucking way better man. That is, you just look younger. You look
stressed out. Yeah, Like Lily, Lily wakes up at seventy ageing morning.
I'm like, bitch, sorry, sorry, gym three days a week
and then that's it. That's about seven am. Other than that, I'm
waking up at like ten, That's what I'm saying. Like, even I
remember one of my favorite wrestlers, a lot of people's so called Steve Auston.
Once he retired from wrestling, people were asking, because you know there's
certain people like the Rock Oh I get up at four in the morning.
Uh fucking who's the guy that beat up the Vietnamese guy and blinded him?
Uh yeah, Mark Wilburg, same principle. They get up before the sun
rises they have. I love that. That's how we know him, by
the way. I love that. That's that's like how we like. It's
it's not like who was the guy that was in I don't know fucking this
movie, or like who's the act that was in this or like it's just
like, who's that guy that blinded that Vietnamese man? And that's why I
want him? And departed bro. He was like, oh, this guy
will be up a minority quick. This guy is I need you, I
need I need him, please come here. Yeah. Yeah. Just all
those people though, like Stone Cold was like, I'm retired, I get
up at ten in the morning. Now is like I get I get up
at ten like that's and he was like, fucketting all those people that get
up there like oh before the sunrise people. I want people that are listening
to realize all of those people that do that they're genetically gifted to be able
to do that. There actually is what is it called the genetic disposition or
disposition is the wrong word. There's a like, let's just say there's a
perk that there's some people that are able to sleep like four hours and they're
replenished, and then there's the rest of us that need to do it at
least six or otherwise we're gonna have dementia when we're fucking eighty. Like,
there's so there's those people that, so don't try to do that if it
feels like death. Right, most people when they try to wake up at
four or five in the fucking morning, they feel like god awful. And
then and then what you're gonna try to go fucking run a mile or two
or whatever? Are you serious? Crazy? Seen our friend Joe did.
Joe would wake up at six am and run for like an hour to come
home. And I'm like, Joe, that's correct up early and going to
the gym. Gym is nuts, Like that's a hard thing to do already,
Like we're going up at seven am going to the gym to like nine
is brow my body amazing By the time I can say off, yeah and
also because you don't you don't supplement any energy. Well, I take multivitamins
everything like that too. I do. That's not that's just that's that's requirement
for your body to sustain taken like energy I took like like I would intake.
So the days ago to the gym is like, it's all good intake,
like I'm trying to keep myself below my my threshold, my twenty seven
hundred or whatever it is. But the ship is like that ship is so
draining that early in the morning because my mind wakes up at that moment,
my body is like, bro, I gotta I gotta rest some more.
Take me to rest some more. So my brain is wide awake, and
I'm like, I'm able to massage. I really think that's just because you're
uh lazy and you suck. I think, hey man, that shit hurts.
Bro, that shit hurts waking up and waking up and doing two hours
a hard time in the gym. It's of course, it's it's it's literally
it was so fucking easy for me, no problem at all. I can't
I don't believe you even I don't believe because you would be able to record.
But I can't record right now. Guys, can you give me like
an hour so I can breathe again? Especially remember this what we've been doing,
being content creators and waking up making your own schedule. It's it's just
ask anybody. There's only gonna be a very small percentage, probably less percent
of the population that would even wake up before probably eight a m. If
they the choice. To me, I don't want to see the sun.
I don't want to see the sun fucking rise, and that the sun better
be the fuck up when I wake up, all right, That's what I
like When I was there were sometimes there were sometimes there're sometimes in like twenty
seventeen, uh, when I would I would wake up and the sun would
be setting like it it's like it's like fucking crazy, like it would be
like granted, granted that was like wintertime, so it's still it's it's still
fucking late as fuck to wake up, but it was like, you know,
the sun starts setting at like three pm in winter time, but like
still it's like damn, i'dan I would wake up at like two or something.
I'd be like, fuck, I got like three out like an hour
of sunlight max. It's crazy and yeah, I don't know. Man,
if once you have that much control, you're just uh, you're you go
mad with power. Where it's like I'm just gonna fucking I'll go to sleep
at seven am, because why the fuck you know, the jojo got here.
There was a few times I was just I would yeah, yeah,
I know what you mean, because I would go to sleep. The sun
is it? The sun has risen. It looks like how it looks on
Sween's face essentially that Okay, I think I guess I'll go to bed now.
Kind of still sitting honestly. From time to time, like like the
other day, I think I woke. I went to bed at like six
am, just because like I was laying in bed and I just couldn't sleep.
I was I went to bed at like three, and I stared,
and I was like, fuck, I'm not tired at all. I just
there's nothing I could do. There's nothing I could do to make me tired.
It's just like, damn one, I'm fucking powering down now. Yeah,
powering down? Yeah, Yeah, that's that's that's pretty normal. I
mean that's yeah, That's where I'm at right now too. I'm fucking yeah,
yeah, but it's whatever. Yeah, and that's if I let myself
sit down, like if I if I lay in the bed at like eleven,
I'll fall asleep. Yeah, I know, to stay away from the
bed and then like if Lily's like sleeping just like hey, honey, up,
I'm like, I'm about to knock out. He talked to the computer.
I'm like, yeah, you I don't know. Man, You're different.
Man, you you you actually I think have a problem because you fall
asleep in mid conversation, like she just won't you be an adult? No,
you need you need something, I think so, man, no one
falls I've Kingston. I mean this so sincerely, kings Kingson. You do't
understand, you understand. I have never met anybody in my life, old
people, sick people included, who fall asleep as easily as you do in
the middle of like full on conversations. You fall asleep at restaurants and ship
That's not normal. Where restaurant you've never happened. That's not all right?
Okay, all right, nor will give me an instance. We won't.
Well, you would have definitely been like, oh this time, this time,
this tuy. You fell sleep in a restaurant. I remember it very
vividly, and I won't the fact that I'm schedule gonna poison my food,
so then I don't do it. But I haven't watched you. I've watched
you fall asleep at my house very easily. Yeah, it's my home.
He fell asleeping yard House in the middle of a meal. I saw it.
I watched it. I saw it happen. This is not like a
bit or anything that yard house. Do you remember you were asleep the whole
time? I guess, But like it's not a house before I wasn't a
sleep you. All right, we won't get into it. It's pointless,
but I'm concerned about you. Boy. Also, house is like grow something
is disgusting. Hey, they have a do you ever try to try their
dip? It's like a chips and like cast on it. That's pretty good.
Yeah, that's really I remember from there. It was really good.
I like the Calamari to to be fair, But like, I don't know,
yard House is like very much like they're eating that ship. Bro.
They're they're born Carl Mar's delations. I don't care what you say. They
have. They have the same problem that cheesecake factory has with like their menus
too big for any of it to be really really good. So like it's
just like, all right, I guess what would you just have to go
with a burger chicken sandwich or something something that they can't fuck up unless they
were just egregiously bad. I can't wait till you guys figure out that eating.
We're gonna have a fucking day with with the fucking with the squid people
like whatever with me. I don't hair, I think I care. They're
not gonna they're not like I've never I've never eaten. I'm an ally,
I've been an allied the whole time. I'm not even one of you guys,
never one. Like we're all gonna be like Maria in fucking gears to
like eating somebody I've never once, I've never once eat I do not care.
I do not care. I will eat them. I will continue to
eat them. When they come up and say hi, I will eat them
again, am it? And Hi? Yeah? Yeah, they're gonna say
high, then squeeze your head off. They're gonna have like a fucking egg.
They're gonna knock on their head with their sucking top of your crown of
your head with their little beaks and crack it open and slip your brains out.
Whatever. Fortunate, I got none to worry about, you know I
got I don't got like a son you know whatever kill me that you know
of that I know of. That's true. I'm fairly confident. I'm pretty
I'm actually like a confident that I don't have some random kid out there.
Yeah, you better really hope you really hope. What are you saying saying?
That's you? You really better hope? Not? What are you talking
about? Yeah? Just better hope not. I am specifically specifically, I
am specifically like specifically on good terms with everybody, so I would know,
like I would know, Yeah, now better better. I hope you don't.
Just hope you don't. All right, whatever we'll see. I hope
you don't. I don't shut up. Broad Cox, the ginger who looks
like Edge Shearing with the tiny TV road and he's like, hey, snarkos,
do you guys ever forget to screw your p peon before leaving the house.
Sometimes I forget. I end up with the car. I love this
question because my private in the house. Yeah opens up. It's like,
all right, honest, actual question. If you could uns through your penis,
how often would you even have it on you when I'm having sex and
I'm being that's it? That is it? Right? Like you wouldn't take
it any like I wouldn't take it to like a club. I wouldn't take
it anywhere because I know its presence is going to fuck my brain up.
It's like, it's like if this is gone, well, no, that's
the penis. You had to detach the whole set. What do you mean,
like the whole Like you go down that area and you like you push
in and then put you push in and lift up and detach the whole thing
with your balls and yours all the table, the whole package. It's like,
case, did you put your fucking dicked penis on the counter? My
bad? I was going to clean it. I wanted to. I want
to. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Man, the premise of
that, of being able to take it off in the first one, this
sounds so yet so furious. It would be it would be easy to sleep
too sometimes because sometimes you I don't know if if you ever got morning,
would because like I'm a I'm a I'm a back and like so you can
fucking you can be on your back and then in the middle of the night
flipping over and all of a sudden crush your fucking boner. You're like or
at least you feel the pressure and you're like, ah fuck. And then
and then that's why I throw people so much easier. Just put it on
like the you know, like you got like a nightstand, Just put your
dick on the nightstand, and then just like a like a charging like he
knows, like like an apple watch. It would be so good. Life
would be so much better. That's I always say. I always say,
I always say that religious people like Nigga. If I, if I were
the I could create humans. I could do the best job creating people,
Like this is the best you can do it. You can probably do a
better job that evolution has probably, like I know, evolution by how fucking
flawed we are, Like we're so like the the fact that it's so easy
to choke when you need to do something like eating and breathing and shit,
like you got the same tube. Such terrible designs, the fact that like
there's just there's too many there's too many things, too many to understand how
human I can't understand how humans had babies and didn't get killed by predators.
It is crazy that something in my brain that I can't understand how that happens.
I think about that too, because they're so loud, they smell like
they're just like I think about that all the time. I'm like, how
did we get I think by the time we were smart enough to come down
for the trees, we had already been capable of killing predators by then.
Well, you know what, I think it makes sense. I think it's
because we're pack animals, you know what I mean. It's because like that.
And I think that's partially why. It's because like listen, just the
two of us as protecting this fucking stupid streaming piece of shit, like we
need we need every single person on board with this thing. And that's kind
of what I'm saying. Dude. Yeah, I think about that too,
where it's like, Dude, a baby in like a scenario where like the
woods are trying to kill you is the I can't fathom how it makes no
fucking sense when I have a fucking newborn. I'm sorry. I always think
about like it was it was like fucking what was it that stupid baby in
The Walking Dead. I was like, that thing would have been shotgun blasted
so fast. Realistically, you're like, oh, that's so stupid, so
stupid. They're they're they're they're literally zero benefit creatures actually genuinely like even like
even like even like like predatory animals and prey animals, they can walk within
months, right, yeah, praying today. That's why, like it's like,
okay, evolution versus intelligence design. The fact that babies are so dependent
they can't do anything for themselves. There's nothing grant. They learn really fast,
they knowledge, but they can't. They still like they'll die immediately even
like what let's see, maybe five years old is when they can finally maybe
just be competent enough to survive on their own if they're like because there are
stories of babies being abandoned, like toddlers being abandoned. Not against me,
man, not against me. I'm taking down a five year old like that
five year old doesn't have a even a faroh five year old around around.
I think would kill you, just I think would kill you, Chris.
I think be shoddy. I think I think you would. I think he
goes up a tree real quick, like what the fun and he throws a
rock, like, what are we talking about? Like six year old mog
No, he know it's ridiculous. Six year old. He can fight us,
he cannot out fight us. But if we are putting his his area,
that's for sure. Yeah, I meant hell, King Louis will rip
your arms off him. That's not him though, that's his friends. Then
no, that's him using his kill you with a bear. It's like,
yeah, I could kill Mowgli with a bear too, if I had a
bear friend. Of course he can talk to bears, though you can't talk
to bears. It doesn't matter. He happens, You'll lead him to a
bear, and him and a barrel start dancing and singing, and they'll come
back after you. I would kill I would kill Mowgli in a fucking instant.
He would not stand a god at snowballs chance in hell, Man,
I think gone. I don't know, man, I don't think you're able
to. I don't think you'll be able to be a jungle dweller. Man.
They're different. He's six years old. It doesn't matter if he's a
jungle dweller. I will definitely. I mean, I think he'll go up
a tree so fast he'll be like, what the fuck, and you'll change
your mind right there. He's not a actual set the tree on fire lighter
his whole life. That's how about how about? How how about? How
about he climbs up the tree and I set the tree on fire because I
can and I understand how to do that. How about that? How how
you gonna do that? Always have First of all, a lighter is not
gonna set a tree on fire any time, so lighter is gonna send the
tree. I'm assuming we're in an area with more than just we're in the
what we just hit a fucking concrete dome with a treemly climb. Assuming we're
in the twigs and ship, I assume we have twigs, tinder, some
dead leaves. Oh my god. It might take a while, but he's
up there, he's got I gotta wait, what what is he gonna do?
He's doing, he's going, he's moving, he's singing your music in
the trees. I don't think you unders stand what a six year old is.
I don't think you understand what He can absolutely kill a grown man if
he if he if he fashes one of his little spears but I'm sure he
is fashion giving him a spear. I can't have a lighter if we're doing
if we're doing seek you see, No, a six year old is very
likely not gonna beat somebody. But if you if you dropped in his environment,
not as if they have, no, there's a chance there is a
that if this if if, because if he has a little knife, throat,
that's it. You're gonna come to him throat. You keep giving a
spear a bear a knife, why does he have? It's just it's like
where you're getting your lighter, Chris, where you get your lighter? Where's
Mowgli crafting his spear? In an instant? He can do that. You
don't you don't think. You don't think he's been You don't think him a
little jungle boy knows how to craft the spear pretty fast, quickly, not
in a instant. He's dead. Cake said, I'm killing this child before
he gets his hands on. I think I think you're I think you're I
think you're you're underestimating how dangerous that little jungle boy gonna be. I think
you're underestimating the power of human adults. I think you'll I think you'll go
from the grab him. But he's a jungle boy. He don't got the
like he don't have the laws and the rights that you think of. He'll
go right for your throat, bite your throat out. That's it you're missing.
That's hilarious that you think. And they start coming down there like dancing.
They're like, ooh, I don't want to be like you. As
you're bleeding to death. You you really, I'm slapping you as you're choking
on your old blood. You're First of all, his teeth are in bad
shape. First of all, his teeth in bad shape. He's a jungle
dweller. They might be jagged, they may be very jagged. Yeah.
Maybe maybe I'm punching him in the face. I'm sticking and he's gone,
how about that, he's my thumb in his eyes, He's gone, Oh,
what's he gonna do? Listen, he's never been blind before. You
just know how to handle that. I'm gonna kick this little blind idiot around
until he's sucking a ghost clearly, until I can see his eyes. Do
you think you could be twelve years old mob? Twelve year old Mogley,
You can be twelve year olds mobile twel year old Mog I think would be
more of a challenge. But I think I could still beat him. Yes,
I don't know. Man at twelve, that's different. I think once
against that, once against the seventeen when that's when it's like, oh,
probably not. I think what I think? Yeah, I think six kid,
that's a doungle dwelling kid with like the experience and the and the muscle
mass of like person who's exploded to where they're having their growth spurts, they're
getting their trostosterrum skyrocketing to where they're that. That's a dangerous fucking kid right
there. They're dangerous even entertained. The idea that you even entertained, the
idea six year old, that six year old Molly could take anybody is out
I don't think I'll wrestle you. I don't think. I don't think you
can out rest anyone six year old in a fucking hot car overnight and he's
done. I'm not saying you're There's what I'm saying, Colic. He'll actually
outpower you know. I think he could definitely kill you. Though. That's
the thing in a certain scenario good that is painting, give it his wu
if you were dropped in this area and he knows the surroundings because escaped.
He's escaping and abating those ship. You guys, are not you human beings
that probably can't do like thirty five push. That's plot armor for his story
story story about running a tiger out run it as well. But like he
yes, but it is what it is. But it is what it is.
Unfortunately he's that he can do those things. How do you know,
how do you know that it's not just a bad tiger. How do you
know this kid is that fast? Even a dumb tiger still a tiger,
Chris, Even even even a tiger that has down syndrome is still a tiger.
In fact, it might be more dangerous, it might be more I'm
taking down. I'm taking because what dongeon might just attack The personal feeds it
straight up like oh, like you, but you're giving all of these like
really weird caveats about it. It's like, oh, yeah, it's home
alone because because obviously, look, guys, guys, look, hold on
six year old, but that's just I could freeze. I could literally sub
zero fatality a six year old where I grabbed the base of its neck.
And I pull its spine out. Obviously that's all it is. Talking something
or there's no fight. It's just you beating up a kid. I gotta
make it. I gotta make it a show. Question do you think you
could beat six year old? The question was do you think you could beat
six year old Bogie? Answer is yes. Objectively speaking, it's like it's
kind of like saying, like, oh, well, if you if you're
living in a house and you put a baby next to the boiler with a
grenade, like who would win. It's like the baby with the grenade probably
is gonna win because he's gonna unplay. He's gonna be like and then he's
gonna blow your fucking house up, and then it's gonna look like a nuke
went off. And then the baby wins. Baby wins against Kingston because he's
next to a boiler with a grenade. But it's like, that's that's what
the situation is, because yes, because if I didn't, if I didn't
give Mowgli any sort of benefits, he's just look at I get it.
I get it. So it's two separate scenarios, but I entertain it.
Your scenario actually is kind of fun because think of it in the same way
as fighting Kevin mcowister. It's like Kevin McAllister. You can beat the absolute
funk out of him, but can you beat him in his house? Are
you sure? Booby traps the time? Dude, bloody. They'd find you
bloody. They would find you bloody in a hallway, no money, they
would find number to easily. I could easily surmise if you if you're Chris
first and foremost, you wear glasses, that's number one. If you will
get in your face and your glasses fall, that's number one. My friend,
You're dead. You're doomed. Kason. I don't think I don't think
you fully understand why this is not even a close match, right because I
am so paranoid and so I check every single thing before I do anything.
You wouldn't even go in there. It wouldn't even be a fight. You
wouldn't even go in. You'd be like, I'm not going in there.
I could it be a draw. It'd be just draw, I know exactly.
Like I could navigate. I feel like I could navigate that that house
very very easy because there are so many things that happened that movie, that
happened purely because that happened purely because the wet bandits are stupid. The idea
that like he would just step barefoot on broken ornament, this is insane.
I would never look anywhere. I would never step anywhere barefoot without looking.
Never, never, just would never. So that would not work. The
cars on the ground, I'm not going to go in. I would go.
That would not go if I had, if I had reason to go
after Kevin McAllister, I would go in and I would be totally fine in
that house. There would they would I'm not even remotely scared of that house.
The scariest thing about it would be that spider. Honestly, it would
be that spider, because I'm like, I don't want to What about the
environment? Number two, like the what is it that's different? Man,
that's like a resident evil area, that's like a that's like a which one
in New York, And then they're in that I think an abandoned Don't go
in there, because after you beat Kevin McAllister in that builder, you're gonna
have to fight a real monster, like a real creature comes out of the
ground and you're like, oh, I got now, I'm fighting the lizard
from fucking Marvel, Like what the fuck? No, I'm not good.
I'm not dealing with that. There's just too many things in that movie where
it's like the whip bands are so stupid, like and I get it happens.
It happens because it like it makes the movie fun, but like there's
no chance they're stupid. But no, they're stupid. They're in someone else's
house and a bunch of traps set. You don't know someone's house. That's
just said, like they are dumb people. They are. They make dumb
decisions, but walking into someone's home that has their home like booby trapped,
very likely you're gonna get hurt, very bad. Yeah, but they're not
like crazy kids not just wait around the corner thinking it like that, right,
somebody is wait around the corner. You turn a corner, someone has
a pitch and the head with a frying pan because it happens to burglars and
like that. People just walking on people's houses. They walk in and they
just walk into someone attacking them because they don't know. What about the look
how about this versus Kevin McAllister who wins that Mowgli from where where does it
take place realistically? Can we give we do do two rounds, two rounds?
It takes place a canon in the woods? No no, no,
no, no no no. Why happens in the woods because you neutralize,
you neutralize the power benefits of both of them, putting them in a cabin
in the woods. Too quickly you gotta whether in Kevin's house. That wasn't
even a sentence where they're in the jungle, and then one while they're in
a neutral place. I feel final destination just in a no items items Kevin
MC getting interesting actually, But then the question is interesting because Mogi wins in
the woods, Kevin Mcalis wins in the house. That's that's basically what you've
just set up multipla the likest idea. I think it has enough elements to
be both a place that can be booby trapped, and then there is there
are jungle elements to a forest or woods. Forest trees aren't heavy like jungle.
Fine, a cabin in the fucking jungle, a house in the jungle
jungle. There perfect jungle house in the john that's a combination of its house
where those fucking I don't know, that'd be a contact death battle for this.
Do we contact those guys? They don't do versus cancer. It's like
cancer Dodge. I forgot the exist a crying baby versus crying baby? What
is a crying baby versus a tomic bomb? Yeah? Where it's like,
that's that's hilarious. I love that. It's so good anyway, Jesus Christ,
I don't even know what the fun we're talking about it, not even
a little bit. All right, let's see, I don't know that'd be
a good fight. I think I think we're moving on. We're moving on.
Yeah, he said it's plenty. He's like, well, I mean
it was kind of like kind of like all right, we're moving on.
And his nigga's like, yeah, bring this up again. Kingston doesn't know
how to read que cards. You don't. We gotta give We gotta give
you a late night show and you have to do car Oh my god,
we gotta do. I've always wanted to do a late night what if I
kill it? I have? I have, un ironically, and I've spoken
to zach about this too, and and zach Uh specifically put the idea in
my head. It's like it's like you should do it, like a late
night show, you guys, it'd be like that would be a smart idea,
But I would want to be behind the camera. I want I want
to like funk with everybody and like just find ways to just fuck with the
production. But I think it'd be like like just have incorrect Q cards up,
just like that kind of thing. I feel like it'd be fun.
It was just like, it's just so much money to even fathom. Hey,
we can raise it, Uh do late night with Sweeney O'Brien or something.
Let's do it all right, let's see us James Saint Little Rodney says,
Hey, Chris Kyle, Kyle Enderman and Rodney King, Kyle Enderman.
Who's Kyle Enderman? Is that even Enderman is a Minecraft thing? Isn't it
is Chris Kyle? The is that it's Chris Kyle the American Sniper? Yeah?
Is that? Is that what he meant? Or is Nderman something?
So? Oh yeah, yeah, okay, yeah I'm stupid. Yeah,
it's Chris Chris Kyle American Sniper Enderman and Rodney King. Would you guys,
let Chris build your house because he likes working with his hands. Let Sweeney
nurse you back from near death because he was going to be a nurse and
let Derek play music at your wedding, Merry Christmasker, this is a great
question. I don't know why I'm building a house like that's my main skill
here. I feel like like reasonable one like I can, I can,
Yeah, yeah, that's that's kind of the only one that's Like, no
way am I letting Sweeney nurse me back down? In a million years.
He's not doing that, Like I just go to a hospital. I wouldn't
even know. I'm like, go to a hospital out of my way.
I'm trying to. I'm not trying to. You wouldn't even feel obligated at
all with your with your profession, not even like I know fucking like how
to what a three D molecule looks like and I can put I don't know
how to fucking nurse someone back to health. I draw blood like most people
do. When you draw blood for me, I could draw blood for you.
I don't know what to do it. Bloom, whoa sitting there?
Whoa go? Yeah? Like I mean, like I I do know how
to build a like I understand how to do this because me and my dad
would build a lot of shit for people, like we build basements and we
built like specifically, like there's there was a house, but like I mean,
I wouldn't know how to legally do that, Like I don't know,
like I don't know the channels you have to go through to even do that,
you know what I mean? Like I wouldn't even know and setting it
up with like the setting it up with like the fucking county or whatever.
Then I don't know any of that. Ship. I could build you a
house that could stand I guess for a while, but like beyond that,
like I don't know why not even general. You ever see that house that
they built in The Simpsons, Like the hurricane destroys that Ned Flanders house and
the community comes together and rebuilds him a house and it's complete dog ship to
the master bedroom and it looks like it's a long hallway but it just really
tiny. Tar so funny. Did you see the That's Awesome is Something?
Is that the episode where he loses it where he gets like really mad and
everybody, yeah yeah, he starts saying, yeah, I love that where
he says I'm gonna kill all of you with a gun Ned Flanders the famous
line I'm gonna kill, rape and murder all of you, especially you,
Bart and Lisa. It was really good twice, Bart, Lisa and part
are fuck. Bart's like, yo, why he keeps saying his name twice?
So it's clearly not an accident. Bart and Bart, Yeah, yeah,
this is I feel like this question, though, mine, is so
weak sauce because I'm not a terrible musician. I'm not like, like I
would let Dearry, I would like Derek play at my wedding. I've played
at I've played at weddings before, and I've done perfectly well. And Derek's
far better at that than I am. So like, I can imagine that.
Yeah, why not? Why the funk? Not I with Sweeny?
No way, no way in hell Sweeney going near me when I'm sick.
I remember specifically there's our roommate, our postman at the time, roommate who
was a fucking post office worker, like helped nurse me back to health way
better, Like I remember, like I got alcohol poison and Sweeny was just
like, whatever, deal with it, I guess, and what do you
do? You fucking get better? What the fuck? Look, it's I
don't know, man, I don't know water for something. Jesus Christ,
I don't have like a high friend. I'm not asking the world. I
just be like just to consider it like the last because it was all we
had. Happens when you get sick, you gotta get better. You have
to get better, right, That's what happens. Okay. If I got
sick, I wouldn't. I would just lay and wherever I'm at, and
I would either live or I would die. That's I was. I had
alcohol poising. I didn't have a sex addiction, where like I have to.
I'm the one who has to make the last final step. It's like
I know, all I needed was water and you got your water. You
made it and you made it dude. You see you did it right and
you get say, no matter what you be, alcohol poisoning, you don't
gotta work. You see. Good ship, dude, I'm proud of you.
You suck so deeply it's great. It's completely disregarding your hardship. Like,
yeah, man, you did it. Whatever, good joby Chris Yay?
Oh yeah, genuine, what's up home? He wrote? And he
says, hello, podcast that I put on when I pretend to be working
in the stock room. Nice I had, dude, man, I pretend.
I pretended to work so much when I was at Sears. It's great,
sane. I would do so well because well specifically because like they're they
would schedule out their their tasks for the day in such a way that I
think was Taylor made for geriatrics. Like so it was like, because so
many old people work there, so like, here's the reasonable amount of things
that a person can do in a day, and you could do it in
thirty minutes and then skip to the next day of more work, or and
create this idea that you're you're really fast at working, which is like I
don't want to mean you want to do that. Or I could do exactly
as much as is required of me and stretch that out for the period of
time that I would be there, so it'd spend a long time printing labels.
I would spend a long time like stock the shells, putting the sales
stickers up, and I would never be ahead of time. I would always
finish exactly everything I had to do exactly when I had to clock out,
and everybody was like, wow, he's a pretty good employee. It's just
so funny because I was milking them fucking dry. I was printing bullshit labels
all over the place, like Easter eggs. Dumb Anyway, he wrote,
he wrote in and he says, where the where the fuck is it?
Have you ever had a Have you ever heard a weird take from a celebrity
or comedian that you like about another celebrity, commedy or a slash comedian that
you like? I thought, I honestly think for the premise of just a
weird take from somebody that you admire or like is interesting enough. But he
could also be there too. There's an episode of Mister Show where Tom Kenny
is playing Robin Williams, and the entire bit is about how he is hacky
and annoying. Yeah, I remember that. I remember that time m beloved
figures before they die, like just sort of treated like everybody else. What
is that away, dude? Thanks thanks a lot, thanks a lot for
that silence. Those Those those are my top Those are my top sixteen packs
have won for digimon because I do pretty good. I just don't think it,
don't. I think I quit Digitmon. I think I quit. I
think I think it's over. I think the podcast is over. I think
I can't you know. It's crazy most people that play I have not met
someone under twenty five playing the game yet. Actually that I mean they might
exist, they might exist. They don't exist. They don't exist. They
don't know. I'm talking about underage people that play the game because Digitmon is
an old series, like the people that played, Like, no one in
modern time really knows about Digitmon. Different people that are fans from back when
they were younger, they watched it. It's just so exactly nobody knows about
Digimon under twenty five. It's just such a like, I don't know,
man, the fantasy world of Digimon is so just are you gonna are you
before before you say something stupid? How much do you know about Digimon before
you? I don't think you know much about the world of it for you
saying I paid quite a much attention to like on extra Ammo, I even
showed you those drawings, those little comics that we did when we were turning
everybody else into oh my god, one of one of your teachers breaking up
some ship. Yeah, some similar fucked up drugs of the teachers and kids,
you know, students, Like when we were like, you know,
twelve thirteen years old or whatever drawing all this dumb shit. So I was
like, I really appreciated it. But as I got older, I was
just like, I can't fuck with this stuff. It's so it's so built
specifically for kids that it just didn't it couldn't. I couldn't bring it with
me. And I see like the things that are like they're all the it's
I don't know, man, it's just one of those things where I'm my
teach their own but uh, they're yeah, that's my little pony. There's
my little pony vibe. I feel like that. Yeah. The thing the
thing about Digitmu, I I could I say the beginning was very much so
for kids, but the whole story is about growing up. And then what
happened is that the cast does grow up. They're like the modern stuff of
them, my stuff that came out like in twenty because first of all,
I started playing it again because of the card game. The card game is
a good card game. You know, I played card games. I've played
Yu. Yeah, I've played Magic, I played Pokemon, and I played
Digital. So Digitmon's a racist in card game. And then the stories,
oh, I mean look back into the stories I remember liking the Showlin when
I was little. I watched it, and then they skipped to like they're
all like post college or not post college, all like at the end of
high school, and then it all post college and it's like the idea of
like growing up and stuff, and it's like, oh shit, these stories
continue. So the characters I remember from when I was fucking five are like
twenty somethings now in the universe, and I'm like, that's crazy. These
niggas grew up in a way that like Pokemon just straight up has never It
has been ten to eight countries and he's still ten and it's like, bro,
how fast are you traveling? Because it's because it's for kids, that's
why. Yeah, well, I mean that's why I understand why Digimon isn't
exactly for children anymore. There's a series four children, but then the characters
are not children anymore. They've grown up into adults now. I guess it's
it's just kind of like, uh, yeah, people like you like to
get well, yeah, people that still have an episode that's literally it wasn't
there, Like it wasn't enough. It's like Pokemon, where they can every
generation a kid is gonna have a bad idea. Well, it probably would
have completely faded away if they didn't do it, is what I imagine.
Yeah, well, I mean like it's just going to fade and stories.
Yeah, now it has the shelf life. Maybe that was just the way
they the longevity that it would have faded away sooner. Maybe because it wasn't
a hit like Pokemon was, right, like nothing was it was. It
was popular. It was popular as Pokemon, and I think it was just
competing against Pokemon's problem when people do that ship when there's such a blockbuster hit
like fucking Pokemon and every every way imaginable, when people think it was had
a really good video game, It's like Batman the animated series, right,
it was like, oh, let's make Gargoyles, And I'm like, yeah,
Gargoyles is cool, but it's not fucking Batman. Shut the fuck up,
Like, what are you doing. It's stupid. Don't put it against
each other. Try to run it at the same fucking times. And ships
tried to do because people did the same thing with Pokemon and Toma Dotchi,
but Pokemon blew it out the water. The same thing happened. It's just
genius oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, and now and now they have
money. Dude, Man, I don't know. Man, that Boogey documentary
is crazy because like he spends so much money on those cars and you fucking
idiot, You're so stupid. And it's just like the card games in general
are all about, Like, honestly, I don't value card games at all,
because the whole premise of them is literally just like it's it's not gambling
exactly, but it damn near might as well be. There's two degrees it's
gambling us nature to it. Yeah, and there's something about it where it's
like, fuck, man, there's so many people are just getting swindled out
of their money. Yeah, because they're addicted to this thing, and like
it kind of some people buying things and because things because for things like magic
the gathering, right, like particularly magic and Pokemon, those cards don't depreciate
in value. I mean the market. The assumption is the market got fucked
because of niggas like Logan, Paul and Boogie. Right. Happened is they
started pulling the I would be part of that. I wouldn't say Booge is
part of that. He's not big enough to have that much of an influence,
but like people are doing that, they and they overflooded it. Yeah,
they overflooded the market with these cards. Are like the original original charge
was like nearly a mill of ten years million a million dollars. That's crazy.
And people were like, oh, I have these, I have these.
It's like, No, the reason why they're worth so much money is
because a few of them are being sold at that high rate. Don't flood
the market with them, and they did, and they do. You appreciate
it in price. Like the one ring from the Magical Gathering in Lord of
Rings collaboration that is a two million dollar card, and I will stay a
two million dollar card because there is only one and one person owns it,
which is fucking post Malone with clari magic, so magic. The first time
I ever really understood what like insane, first I ever understood what like,
oh, what a true fucking nerd was was when my neighbor's dad and we
went to Frankinson's. I was probably like, I don't know, fucking ten
or eleven or something, and we went with them one time and this guy
pulled out just a fucking ass full of money and just bought like such rare
magic cards and I'm just like that. It blew my mind because I didn't
know that I knew of magic because of my brother. He played a lot,
and some of the he wasn't He was just a casual player. He
was not a fucking cracking like this guy obviously. And then he was just
like he was just like, here's this fucking there's this card. I can't
even remember so long ago with this car, but it like you put two
of them together and it made like a a complete like head or something.
It was like it was like half and half or something. And it was
at the time, it was so fucking expensive. And he just pulled out
a lot of cash and I was like, what the for two cards?
It just it was it's something that. Man. What's crazy is that if
he has those cards, they are probably worth more money, way more.
Imagine. I wish I kept in touch with It's it's it's art, it's
it's the same. It's the same to deal with final you know, like
I'm never going to see a picture usually, usually I'm not going to see
a picture that is worth a million dollars, But motherfuckers get those pictures.
Jay Z bought a picture that was worth two million dollars and it's worth twenty
seven million dollars. Now that is fucking that's a picture. You can't even
battle people with it. You can't have picture battles, you know, you
can't even shuffle up your pictures. Like, let's play a game real quick
using these pictures worth o else just being there. It just other than the
spectator. Yeah, literally, and it's worth so much. Like that's why
Like for me, I'm like, I spend money on hard games that I
enjoy and I play them, but I understand I'm buying art at least,
you know, like I'm buying this gas of art that I'm using for a
game I'm playing. I'm not interested in cards. But it's the same thing
with like books, what do you mean with books, man, Well,
buying literature still buying art. You know, books aren't really crazy expensive because
we don't put a lot of value into both so much published to like it's
the that's true as well. Yeah, that is the difference. But if
they like, if we made rare books, and we like we probably would
they was we don't put the value their last album. It's like with the
last they are, but there's not many rare books, you know what with
their last it's rare books. Well, there are rare prints of certain books,
like there are like original copies of like yeah, yeah, they're like
original copies of like d Like I read original original copy of Doune. Right,
I want one of the first nineteen sixty eight copies of Doune. That
book is like a two hundred dollars right, but that's like one of the
few books I know that Like, wow, I really need to get this,
And the same as like why would you buy a fucking rare book?
I bought it and I realized how stupid it was immediately. I was just
like I gulds bought the regul would have got the same experiences. I mean,
it's either it means a lot to you or the people do hold they
hold on to it so then it appreciates. It's about of value thing where
it's like you could you could get like the same things like legendary I feel,
I guess. But the thing is like with cards, like it never
ends with cards. That's kind of the thing that bothers me about is because
they're kind of predicated on it does because you have to build your deck constantly.
Why else would you keep pumping money into it? Well, no,
no, no, no, no no no. You buy the crazy expensive
cards to have them as pieces. You don't put those in your deck because
if you were living your deck and your deck gets damage, you ruined that
extremely. I hate money cards. I'm not interested in cards at all unless
they're unless they're tarot cards being presented to me by by a big titted goth
girl right, and I'll be like, and I'll be and I'll be like,
interesting, what is this five of cups? What does that mean?
You know? Because I pretend to golf girl listeners learn tarot cards or whatever,
and then read our stuff garbage. I've late, I've been there already,
stay away for they already know, they already know how to do it.
Girls are the waste of time. Broty with you guys, fall down,
bro I've been there and done that years ago. It's never this is
a bucket hats do What the fuck are you even talking about? It goes
out of style, dude. It goes out of style as soon as you
date one instantly goes out of that. I don't know, man, it's
it's it's instantly. This is one of the reasons why anyone, like if
you look in the alternative, like rock metal, any type of any scene
like that, anything with the hints of goth they're just on the top.
It doesn't matter how good or bad they are, and you can be it
doesn't matter what their music actually sounds like. They are fucking at the top
of their game always. I mean, fucking Morrissey just dropped a new track
and motherfuckers were coming all over the fucking place like they just guess because they're
disabled brain rot already. It is a smart My friend actually wanted to continue.
He was like, hey man, my like, let's if we do
this band thing. This was years ago. It's like I want us all
to wear black and do all. I was like, I'm not doing that.
Ship that's not like the goth is. It gets cool because every generation
will think goths are cool because they're all black. Aesthetic looks cool, right,
But I know every like, I met an elder Goth and I've never
been so alarmed from a human in my life. Bro. I almost started
barking at him because I got so scared of this man. Shout out to
the goths. Man elder you got any goth listeners, elder guys, young
gos, whatever, shout out, no, stay away from us, go
back, go back to the abyss, crawl back into the shadows. Bro
By the way I say there, speaking speaking of this, I mean,
it's it's only tangentially early. But I saw a lot of people defending you
who in the comments, which I thought crazy, Like, I don't know
how I feel about that. I was like, wait, because niggas that
drink you who, Like, for reals, I was like, these fucking
niggas, these are people that drink you and the kind niggas the way to
eat, the biting the upper jaw, bob of state, like that is
fucking just just it's scary. It is scary. But we've got a lot
of we got a lot of listeners. We've got a lot of listeners who
enjoy you who. Apparently. That was so shocking to me because I thought
for sure they would. It just seems I don't know, man, I
don't know what I assumed about. He's like a ninety year old. Yeah.
I remember during the war when I was episode it would be like finding
out. Yeah, it's like finding out, like fifty percent of our listeners
are like really into shuffle board or something where it's like wow, a full
board, Like why are you? This is so specific. It was a
little interesting, but it's get a couple more questions. Yeah, it's crazy
to see. I went looking for you. They weren't at my local stores.
Sorry to say that. I couldn't find it either. I couldn't find
for you. We talked about doing the thumbnail kingson. We all literally agreed
specifically on the show, like try no, but you get the sponsorship?
Do you guys really you guys really want to do that. I have a
green screen, I'll put up my green back there and I'll put like a
bunch of you like you. No, no, no, specifically, it
wasn't it wasn't anything to do with that. It was it was just for
the thumbnail. We would all like have a you who or whatever. But
I couldn't find one. I checked all the places. I checked a lot
of places within walking all of them. I checked all the places within walking
distance. Anyway, not there, just move on. Uncle Remus constantly singing
the N word, wrote as hello there you obsequious dick sucking bottoms. Nice
word. Yeah, yeah, right, I'm never gonna hear that. We're
gonna hear that word thinking of that kid. Uh, all right, what
did he say? Since you all mentioned Dragon Ball a lot, what is
your favorite moment from each for each of you in the series? Might as
when Goku turned super saying three. That's a pretty classic one. It still
gives me chills. Interesting every time I see that scene, its scene close
to that good scene, it's close. It's uh, it's like, so
he's fighting Magen Vegeta and like he's like, I'm so strong, and then
he puts those fucking like power rings over him, like well he put those
powerrings over him right like, and he's like, oh, like he's restrained
and he's basically just playing possum essentially. But like, my favorite, literally,
my favorite is when he he fucking to break free. He fucking boom
boom, and then there's just like rocks. It's like he just has rock
fucking hulk arm hulkhands and then he just smashes Vega with it is the coolest
fucking It was like such a like Hulk like primal moment to just take the
rocks and then smash them with it. Just that little thing, right,
there. I was like, that is a cool little thing that somebody thought
of to do, Like, hey, it would be cool if if instead
of him just breaking free and then punching him or whatever, make it like
the rocks are still like a part of him and then and then he uses
them as weapons. It's so cool cool. Mine's Mine's close to that too.
I think it's like that Macha, that Majian vegeta that entire fucking sequences
I think fucking awesome. But I love I love that speech. I love
that speech at the World Tournament that he gives, Like it's it's like where
he's like meaning less, huh, you know, it's like and it's and
he just has that fucking diatribe. It's like I love this fucking scene,
yeah, so much. And it's it sucks too because like the Kai version
of it is fucking garbage. I don't know, it is a real shame
how bad the Kai version gets, because it almost makes it not worth even
is it. Like it's so really it is so much worse, it's unbelievable.
Actually, Like that specific I think it's kind of well known that,
like after the Seal Saga, Kai is fucking horrible I think like everybody's kind
of said that, and it's like, okay, well fair enough. I
didn't know that for sure. I just never bothered with kyrieally neither. Uh.
And then I watched I was looking up that scene because I was like,
oh, I want to see that scene again because it was such a
good scene and it's just and I was watching, I was like, this
doesn't sound like the fucking scene that I remember. What the fuck? And
then the dialogue's all changed, It's completely fucked, and I'm like, this
is like by a long shot, it's like way worse. And I'm just
like, damn, that sucks, because that's like a key mode, like
to the point where if I had gone through the whole show in high and
that would and seeing that moment, it wouldn't have even made. It wouldn't
have even been remote remotely interesting or remotely like worthy of having attention to interesting,
as opposed to the original series where it's fucking oh. There's so many
good moments, and it just for me, what is my favorite moment?
My favorite moments are probably I have too many of it, there's so many
of them. I did one from pretty much eat Saga Piccolo coming back to
Namic is one of the best moments in the series. But it's a great
one where's like, I'm finally home. I'm home. That's one of my
favorite moments. Goku going Super Saiyan for the first time is amazing. That's
a great one after krill and explodes. Yeah, Vegeta. Vegeta's talks to
Gohan always like the moment. He was like, every time you go into
the gallic you throw it on a galling You're saying the entire sane race and
you made us look like fools, Gohan, and I'm like, damn,
dude, that was a really good moment. Obviously, Gokul being like you
guys did it for something special. Ever since he's been a little kid,
he's been keeping up with us that he was a little boy, just watch
and see. And that was like, that's a really really good moment to
go going. Yeah, I think it was a versus to me, you
go for ten or something? No times? Sure, I thought he went
like times ten to beat the guy. Time for when is time sins?
Been four time sins in like super or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
times twenties in the South the bag, I thought, and the freezer.
Okay, whatever it is, but times twenty four, it's been a
long time, dude, I forgot about it. Only at that moment he
goes higher, he goes four. Got that entire fight, man, that
entire Goku versus Aga and the sandsung is an awesome, like a really great
fucking thing. But I I mean, honestly, a lot of my favorite
moments just happened to be from the Boosager just because they're so fucking sert.
Like the boot Sag is so crazy, like the fact that the candy the
like the candy fight, or like the gto is like a piece of candy
beating the shit out of manch. But it was so fucking hysterical to me,
And like there's a one thing that I love specifically that just sticks with
me still to this day, even though it's like a relatively like kind of
mundany I don't I don't even think it probably would show up on a lot
of people's lists if they were to make a list like this. But when
super Boo is on fucking what's that platform? Oh my god, I remember
I'm for And when super Boo's on Commy's Lookout and he just raises his hand
and exterminates the entire human race, and that that yeah, that carnival music
is fucking playing. That that booth theme was like that stuck out of it
was like, this is the scariest thing I've ever fucking seen because that music
is so manic and like childlike, but it's so fucking dire and and I
like it's awesome. It's a great thing. So Goku and freaking Vegeta before
the few days, like go Vegeta, our people are gone. We have
to work together make a new race here on Earth. I was like dang
him pretty much every page, and Vegeta was always very good. Like I
hated Vegeta for a long time in dragon Ball because I think he's an asshole.
In dragon Ball Z in particular, it's like, I guess people can
find the redeeming, but I think he's like just a huge cunt, and
I don't think that's very cool. But particularly in Super Vegeta's character is so
good because he's learned from him being an asshole, and he's a shamed of
the way he wants, you know. That's why it's like oh no,
I no, no, he's he's he's a battered, abused soul. He
is, like, I get it, I understand. I'm not gonna deny
the fact that he kind of has like it makes sense why he actually he
does. You know, he was poised to be a prince. Then the
people got killed and the guy that killed these people lied him for years and
made him a slave and around to kill other people. And he's like,
oh, man, I feel really bad about doing that, but I'm not
gonna say it because that means that's me admitting to my wrongs and I'm a
fucking loyalty. And then he got eleven year old saved his life. He's
just I don't know, man, he's he's just the character in that in
that show. Like but dropped the ball with Gohan a lot, though,
I mean, I guess they dropped the ball a little bit. But I
like, nothing about Vegeta is that Gohan is not like its like, Gohan
is just not a monster like his father, and Vegeta like wanting to be
a good dad and a regular person. There's nothing wrong with that. She
was. I would say, there's nothing wrong with that, but there's nothing
particularly interesting about it either. Like that's kind of the thing where it's like,
okay, well you just you want to be a good dad. Okay,
I'm not watching a show about you. I'm not I'm not watching to
show. I'm not watching and I'm watching your show about Walter White because he's
just like, oh man, I just really want to be a good dad.
It's like, you know you're watching stops sell, he just stops.
He's like, I wanted to take care of you. On that note,
do you think it's a little bit because the show is great, don't get
me wrong, but like say, yeah, of course, do you think
do you think it's a little too gay that the fact that you Walter White
is a very timid person, right the way that they show him. Do
you do buy someone turning into who he turned into in basically like a year.
Walter has always been a piece of ship, though how so the whole
his whole, the whole time. He's always been a piece of ship.
That's like when you look back and before with its old ex girlfriend and everything
like that. He could have got helped to be several times and do other
things, but he's a he's too prideful. He's a prideful asshole. Literally,
No, so they they were together, they had a falling out,
and because of that falling out, which is a very human thing to do
to not want to be a part of that bag, you know, So
he sold his shares at very low because he's like, I'm fucking out of
here. And then so then they's it is a very normal thing that happens
all the fucking time. People are like, I don't want to be a
part of this anymore. We're not partners anymore because we're out of this.
So he and obviously wasn't expecting the company to make as much money as it
did. So of course he's salty because of that. But he's just salty.
That's not It didn't make you evil. This doesn't make you a bad
person. That's not evil. That's not evil. He's just he that that
action, I think like really took over to the point where he was like
he was just like he had a chip on his shoulder about everything after that
point made ale I do believe, well, well, I mean there's a
multitude of ways there's I would be more sympathetic to that if he didn't have
the opportunity many times after that to kind of to fix it. In the
beginning in the beginning, in the beginning where they're like, well in the
beginning where they're like, dude, like we understand that we fucking like dude,
they basically all but say that, like, yeah, we we we
took a lot of our work is based on your stuff, like you have
cancer, now let us at the very fucking least help you out with these
medical bility. The fact that he the fact that he turned that down is
like, that's the point where he's like, he's that's you're a fucking You're
such an asshole, Like why it's it's just all pride. Even the way
he would talk, even though he would talk to Jesse the show, the
kind of person he was literally Jesse like like to what I was saying,
is he was do I always been obviously a prideful person, But in that
scenario, I feel like the average person would do the same thing. Not
the whole selling this is what I'm talking about, as far as the unbelievable
part, everything that led up to that, even refusing the help, a
lot of people would do that a lot of people would be because of how
spiteful stupid. It's not no one's saying it's not stupid. No one's saying
that it's not I'm not saying it's not stupid. Of course it's stupid.
I'm saying people on average do stupid shit like this all the time out of
pride. Out of pride, A lot of people will refuse. A lot
of people I would rather die than blank. A lot of people are prideful,
right, that's true. But a lot of people that have a father
with another child on the way choosing to die instead of the I don't know
a lot of you know, agree as much as you want, because you're
putting yourself in the shoes. You're not actually taking yourself out. I'm thinking
about what parents mentality. You're thinking of person, not a person that when
you're thinking scenario like, you're not thinking I'm thinking of that's as whole because
most people would be like you're saying, here's hold just just real quick,
you keep I just you need to keep in mind, especially when it comes
to that, you know how many people die by not simply just going to
the fucking hospital to treat very simple things like it is. I agree,
you need to acknowledge that most of those people aren't as well educated as well.
It's not about education. It's about stubbornness. My grandma knew that.
My grandma didn't like know when her feet were turning black. It's not like
she didn't know that they were turning black. She's just so stubborn she did
not want to go to hospital. She's like, fuck it, I don't
care, like I'm good until obviously it eventually ruined. But that's but that's
evidence most giving people. And sure, but what I'm saying is this should
happen so fucking frequently. The amount of preventable. The number one death in
America is is some type of cardiovascular disease. Most cardiovascular diseases are preventable by
default. How negligible people are, how stubborn people are, how they refuse
to just get help, refuse to do some of the simplest things. Even
though you know, it's not about education. You know, if you've got
in shape, I think it is a degree to a degree it is.
But I think I think you're right about the hundred percent nature of that.
People are very prideful, but I think a lot of people in they're met
with literally death, the pride disappears and it's like now it's it's I don't
think given. I just think it's like I could be the I think it
could be the opposite in a lot of ways. I think it could even
make it even worse, like because that's because that is something that happens to
like it because you didn't have an answer, have been cured. He had
lung cancer. Actually it was a very high probability that he was going to
die. Yeah, mega, it was mega high. It was lung cancer,
like like a really bad fucking well well yeah, but like untreated,
not like by even like a wild When he goes into remission, When he
goes into remission, the doctors are literally shocked. They're like, what the
funk that he was? He was basically fucking dead, And his whole thing
was like I'm gonna make a lot of money before I die. I think,
uh, I don't know, man, I think if you're gonna because
I've seen stories about people, because the question initially was like, do you
do you buy that he could turn and into a monster in like a year?
Yeah, obviously he's kind of a monster. But Kingston, I think
he's always been been kind of a g that is wildly different things. The
thing, it's not even the same thing. So what I mean is this
The only criticism I had of the show is that I'm like, oh,
when I realized this show pretty much takes place within like a year span or
something like that. The fact that he can go from just being a prideful
jerk, but a jerk not towards everybody, a jerk towards these people who
he feels that wronged them, even though actually it is his fault. It
is his fault that is obvious, but he feels like these people are from
him, and he's jerked to them specifically. It's not a jerk to Hank,
is not a jerk to Walter Junior Skyler, Like their relationship is all
kind of cool until he's he's a jerky either. They don't have a fucking
divorce. They're not on the the what do you call it, the they're
not on the cusp of divorce until obviously he's disappearing and making meth like they
were okay before that. Yeah, So like the whole thing is like,
what does that? Also a lot of things that happened that Walter doesn't directly
his life happen. He also thinks things happen, and he doesn't stop them
directly. Granted that's not exactly him do like letting Jesse's girlfriend die, you
know, like he was just like, I'm not killing her right, like
she's dying on her own. She would have died if I didn't come here.
I need when you when you Sam and the scene because if she would
because the only reason that she even got on her back in the first place
was because he showed up. The only way the old flipped her. He
did flip her. Yeah, he flipped away like he did flip her by
accident. Definitely killed her. He did it accident. I forgot. He
was shaking. He was shaking Jesse awake, and she was like I think
they were on their side. She had to move and then yeah, and
she was shaking right, and then she got on her back, which made
her you know, choking her own vomit. Uh. He he had an
intervention in it, for sure, which it is super evil. But see
even that like doing something so like to the you being so comfortable with murder,
Like I know he killed somebody, but it was out of self defense
before that, but that's self defense, right, like it's either you or
somebody. But then just being completely comfortable with actually to me, I would
say within a year span. I'm not saying it's not impossible, like it's
just improbable. I could. Here's here's why. Well, yeah, I
mean the whole I guess, like the whole show is I'm probably you know
what I mean. It's like the whole point is crazy somebody being a completely
fucking nerd and going to selling hard drugs. I can believe that part to
a certain extent. I definitely know that happened. I've seen what happen.
Well, that's a real story. That's the story. I didn't know that
Breaking Bad. Yeah, Breaking Bad as a as a premise was based on
like a story that Vince read, like about some like some teacher that was
arrested for selling math and that's all that it's based on. And then everything
else is kind of yeah yeah, but like I don't know, I could.
I could believe that somebody who is like he is timid, But it's
not because he's like a good guy. He's timid because he's like care he
thinks everybody's list to him. Well, he's just very he's a very careful,
kind of anxious guy, like and like once he has nothing left like
once, he's like not afraid of death anymore. It's kind of like,
oh, well, fuck, Like, I hate my life. It sucks.
I hate these pop I've always I've always hated these people. I've always
hated these people. But I have to be like a good husband or whatever.
I have to be like a teacher. I have this responsibility to be
like a part of the fucking he goes to. He goes to assemblies where
he just doesn't give a shit, like his wife is giving him this like
barely off like in the first episode, I think he gets like that really
embarrassingly like low effort hand job from his wife, and it's like Jesus Christ,
this like this life fucking sucks, and we finds out he's got no
more left of it and he doesn't have to put on a show anymore.
I could believe that somebody like that would be like would would maybe not get
that guy. I do believe that. I don't believe that somebody like that.
I do believe that somebody like that if they were like, dude,
we could make millions of dollars if this kid would just get his fucking shit
together. But he won't get a shit together. Because this fucking drug addict
girl is getting in his way. They're probably gonna die together, which is
probably like a reasonable under like like his, he's probably thinking, like,
they're gonna overdose together. They're bad for each other. This is bad because
objectively speaking, they are terrible for each other, Like there's an idea like,
oh well they would have been okay, Like, no fucking way,
they're they're both addicts and they're both like enabling each other. It's bad.
So he's probably thinking like, oh, well, I mean, dude,
if she dies, I'm doing a good thing. Really, he's not gonna
understand that because he's emotionally involved, but like, I know that this is
probably like Ben, that's the point of him. Jesse though, Jesse,
Jesse goes from being someone that doesn't really care about terifications of hurting people around
him. He does dumb, shitty hurts me around him, and then Jesse
eventually gets why to the fact that, holy fuck, people around me are
getting fucked over by my dumb decisions opposed to Walter stops giving a fuck that
that Walter does. I think there are three key points in that, cause
that's one of them. When he had her killed Jessica Jones when when she
win a play Sonic Skyler when she was destroyed by vomit. That was one
of the turning points where it's like, there is a better solution. There
is a better there is a there was a better solution as far as like
he could have, you know, coordinated with the father, probably did some
stuff. There's things that could have been done to probably go a different route,
but he acted rash. There is obviously the killing a shooting Mike Ermantrout
there was like, oops, I didn't even need to do that, Like
when he he says it to him directly before he dies, where he's like,
oh, I could have just done this instead of killing you. Oops.
The fact that he killed Mike was like, bro wat well, yeah,
he has that convo, he has that conversation to do where he's like,
I guess I could have just I could have just like was it remember
the name tells And he tells that, yeah, I could just get it
from that girl. I didn't have to do this. And he tells that
to him while he's dying. Is if that's like better, Like, bro,
leave me the thanks a lot, Walter, I'm gonna go play Sonic
Convention too, with the Great Panda Wilton. Thanks a lot, you fucking
hack, Thanks, wal Thanks Walter. I guess I'm not going to live
to see Balder's Gate three come out, Walter. I'm not going to see
Carlax flaming Walter? You are you fucking happy? He died in two thousand,
two thousand and eight? What like? What would have yahoo? Like?
Yeah? Games? Games, video games twenty ten? Best effect to
this, Walters. I'm never gonna play, Walts. I'm never gonna play
Sony Spider Man. Walter. I got a tip that it was going to
come out, and you killed me, Walter. I could have played that
game. Your Piece of Ship was really looking forward. I was really looking
forward to go to War three, Walter, and now I'll never be able
to play Way to Go, You Piece of Ship? When to come out?
Twenty ten? I just looked up a bunch of that, just a
bunch of games. Yeah, man, I was really looking forward to Dante's
Inferno, Walter. But you're screwed me. You're really fucking screwed me,
Let's says his screed. Brotherhood was right around the corner I was getting I
was looking so forward to continuing the story of Zio Alditore that Forerente by the
way, but now I'll never get that chance. Well to you, he
said. I feel like Mike Irmans the kind of guy that to get shot,
he'll walk around for a while, do stuff, put things where he
needs to put them. He's like, come, fucking Alan waits right around
the corner, Walter, it's crazy that Allen Wi two. It really it
really isn't saying that Alloway too. Alan Wick one came out in twenty ten,
and the and the sequels coming out in twenty twenty three. That's so
funny. That is kind of love that. But there's so many jump scares
in that game. Bro. I was watching someone play and I was like,
God, damn, dude, it's crazy just playing it. Literally,
It's like, how is he doing that. It's only twenty hours, so
there are multiple room. I mean, it's somebody's always playing it. It
is always on. Anytime I walk outside, it's a dude, Like Jesus
Christ. Yeah, dude, I'm super fucking into it. But yeah,
the jump scares are so funny too, because it's like they really do.
Like I mean, jump scares are cheap, but like the way they do
it in this game like this, especially like when you're playing it, it's
like it kind of gives you that that giggle after almost like a roller coaster
feeling like when it happens, because you're like you laugh immediately because it's just
like, oh, it's like a fun kind of jolt because it's already tense
as it is normally I would hate jump scares, and I do normally hate
them, but like does a pretty good job. Let's get one more out
of the way before yeah, yeah, yeah, before we wrap things up
over here much. I saw one. I do want address this. I
don't know what this is exactly child Dangement road and he says, hey,
nigahigaz, how come the Patriot doesn't get video anymore? You've done it a
few times and it rocked. I don't remember this. I feel like I
don't remember doing it one time specifically because and it may have been it may
have been something that we were being probably really visual or something. Uh,
and then so I needed to add video. Oh yeah, for I can't
remember which episode it was, but I was actually thinking about this. There's
problem. Oh wait, what were you gonna say? No? I was
just like it. It could be done. It's just more of a uh
it's really always just been meant to be audio. Uh, it's the video
is kind of like it. It could be done. It's just I don't
know, I always picture. I just never really used Patreon for video.
I've never I don't know, I just always it's always been like an audio
thing. To know me too, I'm no, I'm the same way like
I mean, so, I mean, if there's if people want it,
I guess it wouldn't really add any it would be the same thing as we
always Uh yeah, we just never really thought about it because Patroon didn't have
video support really, like you would have had to like upload a video with
like the to YouTube to like to and then have it privated and then that
kind of that It is kind of annoying because you just share it and it's
it kind of defeats the purpose. But I think I did see that they
added video support on Patreon. But at the same time, it's like a
podcast, like when you want to just listen to. I don't know if
if people really really want it, we'll look into it. But in the
short term, in the short term for at least for like the next month
or two. We're probably gonna not make any crazy changes, right, but
if that's something that people want, like, well, we'll do video on
Patreon. That's not really a problem. We just it really just didn't even
cross our minds to do it. But uh yeah, man, but we've
got we've still got so many We've still got so many fucking questions. So
uh cut, Well, we'll see you guys. Uh yeah, let's wrap
it up. We'll see you guys next time. Yeah, a little bit
like another episode of Breaking a Breaking Bad spoiler spoiler cast if you haven't seen
Bringing Bad. But now, by the way, I'm sorry, Like it's
it's it's well beyond the statue. It's been ten years since the show ended,
right, so relax, we're gonna say we will have it in the
title like spoilers all that stuff. But just understand, bro, no,
no, no, I can't. I can't, I cannot, I can't.
It's a year for me, dude, It's a year for me.
That's that's like did we spoiled dragon Ball? Like did we spoil dragon Ball
Z? By saying like you know what I mean? Like no, that's
like saying Oh my god, I don't want spoilers to the Bibles, Like,
shut the funk up, dude, suck my dick. I'm gonna tell
you, Jesus dies. They killed that Jewish nigga. They killed that Jewish
died. Yeah, I don't know. I'm just saying nobody, nobody did
nothing. No one did me, no courtesies for Spider Man two or nothing,
you know what I mean. Like, it's that's it's just that's that,
That's how it is. That's just the way of the world. Man.
You like, you stay away from the stay away from that ship if
as much as you can. But you always know that there's gonna be some
people that you know they're gonna do it. But for things that are super
old, come on, bro, come on, yeah, it's it's it's
like I saw somebody as somebody wrote in about to a Sacred Symbols episode recently,
because like they said, like Colin spoiled Final Fantasy seven, and it's
like, bro, that is yeah game, Like I didn't even play Final
seven. I knew about that for I didn't even play that game is fucking
ancient by today's standards. It was like nine years old, right, it's
also it's also the most famous video game spoiler that exists. It's it's like
the equivalent of like just Snape killed Dumbledore type shit, you know what I
mean, where it's like we know this, or like Luke, I am
your father level, where it's like we know this, we know this.
You don't know what happens in Final Fantasy seven for real, like I know,
and I never even fucking finished it or even got to that part just
through just through basic cultural osmosis. I've seen that moment in so many fucking
video game videos, just like referenced, and it's like, Okay, I
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me. They would they kept asking me to say Japanese things in Trump's voice,
and they were cracking, like making like making references to things that Trump
shouldn't know. Like so like the Sonic creator, you know, like Eugi
Naka, how he was like put in jail, is like a Eugi Naka,
you know, creator of Sonic Bad Jack arrested again and like they were
fucking losing their mind, just saying like do you say something about Suita fifty
one? And Trump's was like suit of fifty one and they would It was
so weird, I think. I think because the premise of Trump knowing about
anything to that degree that he would know like Eugi Naka's name even slightly,
is in and of itself very funny like him, not like the idea of
Trump being like the indomitable Hey Deo Kajima, you know, like the idea
like that seems so out of pocket that he would even know, So I
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bank's gonna stay in this, in this sorry, you're not gonna use that
twenty five dollars. You're not gonna use that twenty five dollars anyway, you
know what I mean? So like, whatever, if you're dead, like
your big deal. His long penis, his long penis is killing me.
I must confess I drank his seed when I'm not with the boys. My
prostate's fine, so fine, jolly old dipshit, mister Beast's voice, mister
Hens, Johnny Silvercock cyphergraph earthereal urethral agonizer to him. Uh, if you
like penis alata getting cock in the grain, if you're not into yo girl
and you love antal pain, I've gaped my dudes. I've gaped my dudes,
guy after guy I had. I had my ass spread penetrated five times
and a big penis. I ate a few, I had my share of
cum shot. And that's it, which was that It's just a bunch of
random shit. It's just a bunch of at this point, it's just a
bunch of gay shit. Like I don't know like what you're saying even anymore,
Like I don't even know if they're references to songs. I just think,
I just think you're telling me gay stories. Uh, gay, I
gotta blow my nose his stories. I gotta you're looking forward to seeing fucking
collapses like genetically sandetically altered to be perfect Walter, Miranda gal engineered to have
a thick, juicy s for me to lick a chomp on Walter. You
don't understand you've done that to be Walter. I wring the sweat out of
a butt cheek and drinking on the go. I drink another man's balls,
Walter shi it tastes like you don't drink. Bringing someone's ass like like like
a towel. Could you imagine someone takes a shower right like You're like your
girlfriend starts taking a shower right and then one of your friends walks in,
takes their towel, balls it like three times and wrings the water into their
mouth. I'd be like, a, Yo, you gotta move out.
You can't come here no more. Bro. That's conviction, and I funk
with that conviction. But also get out now right now. Lee. They
call my squad the goonies because we all have public indecency charges. A gaminem
cover until I collapse, till I prolapse. He's fucking my yad as long
as I'm feeling him. The fact that people, Okay, wait one second,
guess we don't know about you. Guys don't aren't on the internet doing
stupid ship as much as I am. Well you are, but in different
ways. So yeah, people saying yat now to refer at fash yat is
referring to when someone says god damn right, it's like a goddamn that does
not mean a big ass at all. Well now it correct. Now it
does too, because that's how slang works. Kingson it just it just changed.
Man, God man, I can't. I remember reading that too.
I remember reading that too and thinking that I was going insane because I remember,
like, no goat is got like god damn, you know what I
mean, that's like a it's like a short. I was so certain that
everything that black people touch, white people touch and make it worse. Bro,
I'm so sick of it, man, I'm so sick of it.
I'm so sick of everything we do. This is worsified because of the Internet
and you guys find out anyone here directly. But well, I mean,
I don't know, miss did you see that the thing about like mister Beast
making well one hundred uh wells in Africa or whatever, And the government of
Kenya is like embarrassed. It's like, yeah, you fucking should be,
are you. Kenya isn't a really downtrodden place, though Kenya is kind of
upper Kenya's not. No, but the government can't even do that, is
what I'm saying. Like that they're they're like upset with mister beast for doing
it because it makes them seem incompetent. But it's like, yeah you are
though, like you can't funk are you? Though? If we didn't,
if you know, would have made that better if all the riches of our
country were stolen and sent down the countries to help them in commerce in a
in a very extra dimensional way, you know, continue, continue, contin
continue thing about Kenya being mad and everything though thanks were taking a diamonds,
rubber, sugar and people. But yeah, other than that, you know
whatever. Do you know what I actually you know what I actually think sincerely,
Like I actually think this plays into a lot of things. But I
think Africa was so resource rich that there was no real need to do the
ship that Europeans did, you know what I mean? Like where it's like
there was no real need to make all of this ship that they made that
then like they fucking colonized the world with because like Europe has no fucking resources
at all, you know what I mean, Like these these places are barren,
so they have to go elsewhere to get them, so they have to
invent like fucking boats and ship and all this like crazy nonsense to even get
to whereas Africa is like they're chilling on everything, they don't need to go
anywhere, And then kind of they didn't they didn't need they didn't need to
ruin the rest of the world. But I think that actually, but what
I'm saying is it's interesting that being in in the most naturally rich place for
resources actually ended up being like a kind of like a bad thing. Yeah,
no, that that is there's something that like a lot of do you
remember for a minute, there's all these fucking race realists pieces of ship trying
to like infiltrate like the side of YouTube that they're nowhere, and uh,
these these fucking mutants couldn't understand that. They're like, oh, we're better
because we invented all this ship. And I'm like, bro, the people
that are close to the equator are chilling. They have no need to admit
this type of ship like like yeah, invention, invention is born, so
like yeah, where they're like, we're fucking we're a lot of great things.
Algebra, a lot of concepts and a lot of great things were constructed
because they were gonna burn to death. They had nothing, and so it's
like when you have some great comments and like in Africa and then say close
to the equator where you don't need a lot of clothes. Thing. But
it's like it's it should be such an obvious thing, but these people are
like, no, they're so fucking stupid. It should be an obvious thing,
especially when you consider the fact that Nigerians are incredibly fucking smart, like
when they're smart and Africans are smartest ship too, that's another thing that's fucking
great. They're just kind of intelligent as well. Well. The thing is
like, that's what I'm saying, like, everybody's fucking smart if they if
they have the ability to be, like or if they just have the capacity.
It's like the idea of like like one hundred percent of white people are
like really smart is fucking insane. It's not absolutely true for any fucking group
at all. It's insane. It blows my mind that people. And it's
what blows my mind too, is like the people who are like like,
oh man, the fucking white is spior race. They're always the fucking frumpiest,
ugliest, fucking people to say it. It's so they're always there's always
people that is like, how what the fuck is they're like any of us.
It's like where the spirits like you? For no, bro, Like
there's first of all, there's no such thing. Second of all, you
are not the person to be making this case. We're all one. You
can all have kids with each other, you fucking eighty its, we're all
one race and creature. They don't understand that. Whatever. I'm sorry to
even bring that in. I just it's it's yes, sorry, sorry,
guys, I'll say something funny. Give me a second. That's said that
said black people are the worst? Yeah what No, no general in general,
because I would say at dying for no reason. Yes, we are
the war, the war the best, We're the best, the best that
dying for. We're the best at mining our business and problems. Do you
see that? What are my favorite one of my favorite that's gonna get a
clips for sure, by the way, but my favorite thing, my favorite
thing about uh. Did you ever see that clip of Bobby Lee talking about
how like, uh Koreans uh aren't bagoted in the same way that everybody else
is. And they're like immediately like what are you fuking talking about? And
he goes like Koreans never had slaves and the guys like, I don't think
that's true, and they look it up and it turns out. It turns
out they have. The Koreans have the longest unbroken chain of slavery in modern
history, going like fifteen hundred years. I love how so like I love
that's but that was something that was annoying too. But that was that was
an annoying conversation to where the idea is, like white people invented slavery.
It's like, no, bro, like so many stupid people with like like
who had like platforms making like really amazingly stupid white people. White people took
slavery to the next level. It's they they like the landing trade like the
largest example, and it's so much recent it wasn't that long ago historically.
And then there are places in Africa and there are there are countries. Yeah
it's still practice slavery. So you also need to here's the thing, here's
the thing. You cannot you cannot find out who invented slavery. It's just
no because there's no anything. It just happened. That ship just happened like
naturally you see that ship in like fucking animals or they just like fucking like,
yo, you're the you are a drone people. The crazy so sad
is that they made up they made up slavery the way that they didn't make
it Africans, so they made they really did actually Africans. And then not
only they do that, they literally tried to validate themselves constantly in doing it.
They weren't just like we took people because we won them over. It's
like, now we did it because God wanted us to end. Also,
there's they're a different race and we're a better race than them, Like they
they tried to like mathematically and incorrectly mathematically prove that it was fine, and
they tried to different. I don't know how I don't know how different.
I don't know how different it makes. It really like if you personally like
we took these people, that's it, there are right, yeah, but
like it's it's kind of of those things where it's like, I don't know,
if you kill somebody and then you don't care versus and then you kill
somebody, then you justified. It's like is that really any it's ultimately definitely
definitely worse, but it's like not the same kind of words worse. You
know, it's worse. It's worse in the same way that something that goes
sixty miles an hour is slower than something that goes sixty one miles an hour.
Like it's it's worse, but like it doesn't change anything. It's like
it's the same. You're fundamentally if you crash this car, you're still gonna
fucking get hurt, real bad fundamentally. So I guess, I guess it's
don't really exist now you're already slaving. You're already slaving. Like the only
thing I could say about slavery is uh, as far as it really does
teach you how horrible humanity is, especially when you think about the Atlantic,
the Atlantic slave trade. What do you just think of? Like I lost
faith in I lost faith in humanity the second I learned that chimps will just
rip you to pieces if you don't give him a birthday cake, you know
what I mean. Yeah, it's like that was to mean, it's like
we're so related to those things, and it's like that's that's human nature right
there. Man, do you about that guys scar driver They got a small
dick ripped off and like it's fucking insane. Hey, chimp. Yeah,
some chimp, Like so what? So the story wasn't this guy his name
is like Saint Vincent or something. I don't know, I don't remember what
the fuck his name is. It's like something like that. He was a
NASCAR driver and he had a pet chimp, and like him and his wife
were like, oh man, we love this chimp. And then like they
had they had this chimp and they had to it was getting too big,
so they sent it away to some zoo or something where they would go visit
it. And on its birthday they brought it a cake. And two other
chimps in there saw that and they were like, fuck this guy, why
don't we get a cake, broke out of the enclosure and ate his dick,
ate his face, ripped all of his fucking fingers off, and just
fucked him up, basically because he because they didn't give him a cake.
And that, to me, I'm just like I look at that and I'm
like, damn, that is the core of us, and that's scary.
That is so fucking disheartening. The funniest thing is that the smartest chimp is
dumber than a retarded toddler, Isn't that crazy, but they're extremely powerful.
They're extremely powerful. Oh yeah, yeah, the power exeeded him by leaps
and mouth. But is more dangerous than a human is technically because it is
like it's a commerce thing technically for wanting things will like it's like you can,
you can, That's that's That's what I was trying to say. It's
like just the the idea of just desire is what the basis of like slavery,
and the reason like why even ship like this even happens in the first
place, it's it's fucked up to where it's like I know, here's here's
some stuff. I'll give you this, and it's like, okay, you
can take these people and then they will work give you these resources to make
more stuff for us, and then it's just that fucking cycle. And it's
like you're saying, and you know what, if you don't give me a
slave, I'm going to eat your dick. Essentially, they basically saying is
like people could think that, but like I don't live in a state where
I extremely want. I mean, I've been very, very poor, but
i'n't lived in the state where I have absolutely nothing, So I could never
because like those those are people. As soon as I would see them cry
my heart be like I can't do this. That's a me thing. That's
why I feel for their face. If facebook like but they but the thing
is that the thing is validation. They trying to validate it because it's like
all the superiority, so they had a different process. I would be like,
I feel really bad, bro. Anyway, a slave right now would
be so emotionally stressful because you'd be like, it'd be like cleaning for your
house. They would fall down. They'd be like, I'm so tired,
and you're like you gotta be like, hey, get back up and finish
cleaning. I wouldn't be able to do that to somebody. I'd be like,
hey, you know why I wouldn't have plantation with a white tuxedo.
You fucking get good, right, I'm lacking. Get good. I'm lacking.
I'm finn. I'm finna get anyway starts slavery up again. Bro,
all right, that ship get good. Get tweeny like my weenie, ask
gape Rocky. But I'm finn to bring back slavey. I'm about to tweet
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was hoping that it would stop. That's today's episode of Stark Tank about spoiling,
spoiling, breaking bad entirely and talking about slavery and the slave trade,
breaking Walter white slaves. You should do something, but Walt has a whipping
these whipping slaves. We should spoil the slave trade. Yeah, for sure,
we should spoil it. Lose flash. Black people are in the Americas,
Now, that's crazy. It's so funny too, because like it's so
funny when you consider like race, it like because like you don't. It's
so it's just wild to be that like they didn't they didn't want black people
here, but they also forced them to be here. It's so funny.
Like I love that dichotomy where it's like people, we've been slave these you
know what I'm saying, it's like we've been slave these people and now like
it's like the ultimate it's like karma for them in some way where it's like,
look what you did, Look at you. It's just it's the same.
It's the same karma with like fucking Native Americans and Mexicans. How they
fought so hard to destroy Native Americans and they pushed them down to the bottom
of the country. And then now there are so many Hispanic people in America
that they're like, oh, they're going to overtake the white people. And
it's just like, well, you guys, did that's your fault. Yeah,
you put them to where they can breed and grow, and then it's
gonna come back. What happens the great move everything so desperately, Yeah,
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