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This is a downbeat on ninety seven
to one the free chance to wins of

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concert tickets eight o'clock. You can
get on with us two and four or

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eight one seven seven eight seven one
nine seven to one. It's something called

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where is your mind? You think
you want to talk about or you're giving

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a report of what you're doing where
you're at. Have you got an editorial?

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So we're gonna go off on.
Yeah, maybe you're going to the

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soccer match tonight. Yeah, well
it is I don't know what the right

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word is, misty outside, drizzling. I just went to look out the

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other window the toll way it is. Yeah, maybe it's a drizzling drizzle.

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Yeah, visibility is low, so
be careful. But again, on

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our rides in there was no problem
at all. Yeah, no problem for

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us. Uh. Temp's supposed to
stay above freezing for most of the metropoles.

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I saw a few schools starting schools
at ten, but not many.

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I mean it was under ten schools
there were just like on a two hour

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delay, so no closings or anything
like that. Roads mostly fine. Now

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your normal DFW traffic is always in, so be safe out there. Yeah,

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it's gonna rain it says one hundred
percent rain. Yeah, so be

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wet out there, but that's okay. It's not gonna be icy for the

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most party. You do us a
favorite stay safe. One thing we haven't

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mentioned fog. It's a little foggy. Visibility is not incredible. But that's

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what I meant instead of miss just
slow down, Hey, slow down,

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steady hand on the wheel, Just
keep enough distance between you and the dude

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in front of you. Don't look
at your phone to get your phone.

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And speaking of two and ten,
I was driving Christina's car. She has

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do you guys have this warming steering
wheel? Don't? Oh my god,

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it's magical. And then my ass
is on fire too because the whole seat

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everything gets warm. It's fantastic.
Good bit. Yeah, I'm fortunate enough

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to have heated seats. And it
says three settings, you know, like

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as far as levels of temperature.
Let's be honest, it's baked, broil

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or fry those the three settings.
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It gets hot real quick. And
then you go down to one and it's

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like, yeah, it's still hot. This is wonderful, Like this is

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it's a little hot, this is
hot. It's too much. Where's the

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Luke setting, Yeah, where's Luke? Well, I was too and ten

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with her warm steering wheel and she's
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two and ten locked and I'm like, it's just a pleasure. And then

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you kind of work your hands around
the I've never had it before. Shout

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out to those people with those warm
hair. It is amazing. Good job,

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Yeah, good job Nissan. Like
what do they do? Just these

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tiny filament wires that run through the
steering wheel and it's filament even a word.

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Maybe probably over at Tower Extrusions.
They've invented some I think that was

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real. Real last name right,
will Ford, Fila Mint Flment. Oh,

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nine o'clock, Cowboy Beef, Ceede's
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not Ceede's Lamb, Ceedy Lamb's mother. We're recruiting him to another team.

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Taking shots at Dak Dak and Micah's
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It's that nine special guest in studio
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It's the debut of Sportspot FM.
Oh my god, my old friend.

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Your old friend has been refurbished.
You've been in the garage tinkering with

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sports bok Yes, you got him
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back up and running, and he's
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Nine o'clock sports pot ones of people
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sports botuck them up. But now
let's do this scutty buddy road you by

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Parker University Parker dot U kind of
some form of a daily news segment that

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we like to do around here,
A couple of stories, you know,

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we kind of I gave you a
big weather update there, but we've been

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talking a lot about resorts because of
the Maverick's new ownership. And I saw

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this big story in the paper over
the weekend and I wanted to read to

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your attention because Mike, I know
you love Jimmy Buffett. Okay developers have

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purchased over three thousand acres north of
Dallas on the shores of Lake Texoma for

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a massive one hundred million dollar Margaritaville
Resort LFG. They got seventy five thousand

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homes planned. This is gonna be
up near Dennison, so up about fifty

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sixty seventy miles north on seventy five. Yeah, and then how much mone

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did you say? One hundred million? Yeah? And this is so there's

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a bunch of stuff that's happening up
at Lake Texoma, which is ninety thousand

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acres. And again, how about
an hour? It's under an hour and

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a half away. It's great there. It's awesome there. Yeah, I

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got a deep buddy with a boat
in a boat house up there. It's

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magical. Plus they have a rock
Creek canyon. They have a golf course,

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Jack Nicholas course, it's Rock Creek, Rock Creek. It's gorgeous and

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it's only Yeah, it's just over
an hour. I think it's happening.

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This is gonna be the greatest place
in the world. DFW, dude.

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The only thing that can stop us
is the sun. And you know what,

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you come back that with indoor things, heart disease or hot air balloon,

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disaster's gonna stop us. We're not
gonna make it. But in one

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hundred years, this is gonna be
the best place on earth. Dallas,

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Texas. Yes, we're gonna have
Vegas right there, casinos brand new,

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gorgeous. They're gonna build the what
do we call it, the Heptagon or

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the Hexagon it's the Texagon like a
hexagon, and inside it is gonna be

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the Cube, the new facility where
the Mavericks play. But the Texagon is

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gonna be the entertainment hub of the
United States of America mass And then you're

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talking, we're gonna have lake resorts
just in less than an hour north.

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Yeah, we're gonna have theme parks, universal student like, this is gonna

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be the spot. Get in now, Get in now, start believing it

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forever, hold your peace. And
then at twenty one hundred, we're the

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largest metroplex in America, the number
one market. It's gonna be like do

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baiop in this thing it is.
And then we're gonna beat Oklahoma City for

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the second tallest building. Yeah,
we're gonna do bigger than there, straight

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up, no stopping us. Serious, think about it. World Cup come

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two years like it's happening. It
is. No, you're right, I'm

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not even joking. This is gonna
be the spot in America, maybe the

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world in one hundred years. They
think Dennison currently has about twenty five thousand

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people. They think this will add
twenty thousand residents to Dennison. Just the

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town of Dennison, which you know, again, over an hour away from

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Dallas proper seventy five miles north on
seventy five, So maybe we don't think

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about doing so much. They're in
our listening area, they're in the Metroplex.

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They're gonna add twenty thousand people because
of this Margaritaville resort where they're gonna

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be adding a hotel, restaurants,
entertainment venue, swimming pools, boat slips,

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bungalows, cottages. You're gonna go
see I mean, you won't go

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see Jimmy Buffett play, but like
you're gonna go see a band that you

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like or a comedian that you like
go play up there, and then you're

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gonna have Margarita's and they're gonna have
a shark swimming in a big Margarita schooner.

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Because to the extreme is that's that's
the rules that Jimmy Buffett lived by.

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Ice say as well, this is
like were talking all about what the

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Mavericks are gonna are gonna do,
and that's great. This is something that

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doesn't need casino gambling either to make
it. So what's happening up at Lake

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Texoma? Eyes on the prize,
folks head on a swivel. Things are

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happening. Boy, this area loves
their margaritas more than any and they should

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because they're delicious if made properly.
If made properly, Okay, don't be

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the margarita snob. Just have it. We'll just have a margarita I only

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have. I've only ever had them. I've never had bad margarita. That's

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yeah. I don't go to places
that do bad margarita's. You you've had

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a bad margarita before you knew what
a bad margarita was. The metropolis still

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might not know what a good margarita
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a frozen though. Well there you
go. Well you can have them on

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the rocks and just have a normal
cocktail. Add some slugs always have them

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on the rocks. No, you're
getting next. You're not getting enough booze.

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If it's a frozen margarita. But
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made sour or sour mit whatever that
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So basically, every you're telling you
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in fact a bad margarita. You
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high fluting folks. All you want, I'll be hanging out with our listeners

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at the Baja Grill getting hammered off
one and a half, okay, common

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man. keV Oh, a Missouri
Christian school art teacher, was arrested after

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she was caught on camera blending a
poison into her husband's smoothie. Oh no,

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what camera? In home camera?
It wasn't in home camera, nanny

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cam. So the man called authorities
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I don't know what this is,
but it might have been, and I

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think she might have poisoned me.
So he had put a camera up because

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he was like, I think she
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camera and he recorded his wife mixing
a smoothie with a bag marked with a

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skulling crossbones on it. It didn't
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maybe the apothecary bottle with three x's
yuys are close. Actually, really,

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the bag was marked Lily of the
Valley. Oh my breaking bad? Is

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that break throw bad? And I've
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because you saw a spike in stories
of people getting acidized or getting rid of

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their remains. Now They tried this
on The Sopranos too, but trying to

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get rid of a body via acid, and you saw all of those.

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I always wondered, does Vince gilgen
Or to the creators breaking bad feel bad

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about writing that in Why Give Ideas? Yeah? Yeah, because Lilia the

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Valley she got poisonous flower. That's
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Her name is Sarah Scheffer. She's
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to it. She put the items
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would cause illness or death. She's
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How sick did this dude get?
He? I think it was exploding out

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of all oriphices, okay, kind
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Yeah, boy, there's what terrible. There's websites on how to nurture and

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grow Lily of the Oh so that
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right, well it was it was
was it ricing that was in Milk

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of the Poppy. But it's all
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the Valley probably, you know,
let's just changed the words a little.

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Yeah, A known deadly plant,
which deadly plant if you go use this

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poison to kill spouse. They knew
that he had Lily of the Valley.

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It was a flower that was in
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on the kid, right, really
having trouble remembering. Jesse thought it was

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rising. Jesse thought it was rising, but it wasn't. Okay, it

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was the Lily of the valley.
Oh, and you put it all together

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at the end. That's right,
that's right, because the rising actually somehow

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ended up in Hewle's pocket, yes, or it was stolen out of Hels

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on his own. Was a real
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He was worse than maybe we even
realized at the time. I know,

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I'm Kevin Danny, Kevin JJ Hi
JJ. Tomorrow we EXPECJJ Hi. It's

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Kevin trying to step on you.
Kevin. Well, tomorrow we expect a

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JJ segment because tomorrow I didn't yet
around seven I told you this morning,

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but she knew. Tomorrow. At
seven am, they're going to announce the

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Academy Awards finalist for the Oscars,
which will probably be ten usually, which

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is too many. It all drops
torow. That drops tomorrow, So tomorrow

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nine o'clock. If the Moths win
tonight, we can expect Jason Kidd on

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the show tomorrow as well. A
deal, and maybe we'll have Lionel Messi

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calling later today and tomorrow. The
story I kind of want to do because

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we've talked a lot about the Alaskan
Airlines playing where the door plug fell out?

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I know what you're about to do. They got the SML trae mister

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Saturday Night Live. What happened?
Growing it over there like already like a

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bad you No, I love SNL. I know you love it. I

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like it. It used to be
really good. I don't care what I

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haven't seen. I haven't seen this
clip. Are you gonna play some audio?

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Yes? Play some audio? Sorty
not live? Okay, because they

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did Alaska Airlines commercial ready. As
you may have heard, an Alaska Airlines

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flight had to make an emergency landing
after a cabin door broke off. Here

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at Alaska, safety is our number
one concern. But you gotta admit,

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look pretty cool plane flying around no
door. You know, everyone's screaming,

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cell phones whipping out into the sky. It was awesome. That's why our

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new slogan is Alaska Airlines. You
didn't die, and you got a cool

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story. On other airlines, you
can watch movies, but on Alaska you're

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in the movie. And if you
think Alaska the state is colled, just

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wait till our planes roof rips.
All since the incident, we're starting to

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make some changes. You know those
bolts that hold the plane together. We're

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gonna go ahead and tighten some of
those. And to make everyone feel safer,

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we've hired Selly out of retirement.
I don't know if I can do

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it again. He's a lot older
now. I was on that flight.

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At the time, I was terrified, But now I'm the coolest person at

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the office. Everyone's stopping by my
cubicle. All want to know about that

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little boy who shirt got sucked out
the plane. So fly Alaska. We're

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the same airline where a pilot tried
to turn off the engine mid flight while

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on mushrooms. And now we're so
proud to say that's our second worst flight.

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Alaska Airlines still better than Spirit.
Oh a kick, that's good,

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that's funny. Had a dinned in
with my pilot? Yeah about this?

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I bet you just thrashed him after
a couple of khaki cocktails. Yes,

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I did whip him with plane talk. Yeah, it's always plane with the

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belt. It's amazing. And he
said, he's a South Southwest pilot,

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so we don't have those planes.
So the Maxes, Yeah, I don't

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you're flying Southwest or if you're a
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thing real quick I talked to him
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I remember I flew to Miami.
Yeah, you did the Spirit experiment.

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Yes, and they only get like
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screaming you could just see billboards.
Actually, just drive that would suck.

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But on the way back from Miami, there was a woman who's sitting right

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across from me, and right when
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took her seatbelt off and she kneeled
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and then she crossed her arms and
like laid on her head down on the

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seat. You understand, so kneeling
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that. So I described that scenario. I'm like, man, the spirit

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was wild. To my pilot,
buddy, he's like, you're flying back

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from Miami, he's like, oh, yeah, you know what happened.

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I'm like, what are you talking
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Every pilot knows about him, Like, what does that mean? She

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as this very common practice, went
to Miami to get an ass job,

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what like a Brazilian butt lift?
Oh is this like butt implants? Yes?

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Really, I was wondering that's a
different thing, Kevin h with the

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the bbls and stuff nowadays. So
apparently you go to Miami because it's very

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popular practice on there and get your
Brazilian butt lift or your ass job whatever

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cheap and yeah, cheaper, and
that's where the best doctors are the best.

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So she never sat or she well, she sat during takeoff and then

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the minute first chance she could she
had to get she couldn't sit on that

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thing any any longer because it was
so sore. Oh my god. And

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he's like oh yeah, Aneeler.
Yeah, And leaving Miami, it's like

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eighty percent more prevalent than any other
flight. That's where they do those.

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They go down there to get that
done, they fly back to wherever they're

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going. Oh my god, I
mean you can't sity, you can get

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infected if you sit on it.
There you go. More information. Seven

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fifty two. That's now eleven things
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five. He added five. And
I'm not going to say it every six

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minutes ago when I only counted like
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think you get eleven points, maybe
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it's just a shoddy score keeping system. Too well, you know, it's

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leaving the kid. I have taught
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much. I just played the amazing
saturn LL live audio. No one watched

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its just playing on the other night. It was good, though, was

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it? It was good? And
our SNL bet has a new one because

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this week we have a huge ass
not we drafted ten hosting musical guests.

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Mike cast two. Danny is one. I have one next week. It

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is Dakota Johnson, your host and
your musical guest justin Timberlake. Okay,

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does somebody pick either of those?
Nope? Neither, No, no one

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did. So Mike holds on to
his lead one to one. It was

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a good episode. It was worth
watching Danny do we It was weird they

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did the short King Jacob e Loordi
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and saltburn guy not the guy who
licked the tub, the guy who was

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in the tub first, very tall
and it was like The Bachelor, but

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it was for short kings. It's
all short guys. But there's a twist

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and at the end they bring in
a tall guy. He's like, way

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taller than they are, and then
he wants He's like, oh, I

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don't need a drop pick in.
Yeahs of getting to know these three short

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kings CV show Short King they got
here's a twist, here comes the hot

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guy a tiny crown. It was
funny how many episodes are left. I

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mean how many chances we have?
Probably nine or ten. Yeah, it's

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May and the loser has a phone
phone case that they have to put their

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phone in from the choice of the
loser. Well, I saw Cavan on

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the Speakeasy too lost. They had
an evil eyebrows bet well for the divisional

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games. I think kavanall lost.
So Kavanaugh's gonna have evil eyebrows drawn on

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his face for a while, like
pointed upward or downward. Yeah, I'm

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not sure how it's gonna be drawn
on though, someone's doing this a professional

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or is it just gonna be rhymes
with a marks a lot. I hope

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it's the same lady that did perfect
the butt tattoo on Jeff on our Instagram

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account where you could see inside.
Yeah, and get good look at Jeff's

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sphincter. That's enough. Two one
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kind of grade you too. On
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whatever's on your mind? I mean
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crazy thought someone has had that's thought
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something that you're thinking about. But
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sports or I don't know, no
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out, fine, fine, we'll
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