This is a downbeat on ninety seven to one the free chance to wins of
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eight one seven seven eight seven one nine seven to one. It's something called
where is your mind? You think you want to talk about or you're giving
a report of what you're doing where you're at. Have you got an editorial?
So we're gonna go off on. Yeah, maybe you're going to the
soccer match tonight. Yeah, well it is I don't know what the right
word is, misty outside, drizzling. I just went to look out the
other window the toll way it is. Yeah, maybe it's a drizzling drizzle.
Yeah, visibility is low, so be careful. But again, on
our rides in there was no problem at all. Yeah, no problem for
us. Uh. Temp's supposed to stay above freezing for most of the metropoles.
I saw a few schools starting schools at ten, but not many.
I mean it was under ten schools there were just like on a two hour
delay, so no closings or anything like that. Roads mostly fine. Now
your normal DFW traffic is always in, so be safe out there. Yeah,
it's gonna rain it says one hundred percent rain. Yeah, so be
wet out there, but that's okay. It's not gonna be icy for the
most party. You do us a favorite stay safe. One thing we haven't
mentioned fog. It's a little foggy. Visibility is not incredible. But that's
what I meant instead of miss just slow down, Hey, slow down,
steady hand on the wheel, Just keep enough distance between you and the dude
in front of you. Don't look at your phone to get your phone.
And speaking of two and ten, I was driving Christina's car. She has
do you guys have this warming steering wheel? Don't? Oh my god,
it's magical. And then my ass is on fire too because the whole seat
everything gets warm. It's fantastic. Good bit. Yeah, I'm fortunate enough
to have heated seats. And it says three settings, you know, like
as far as levels of temperature. Let's be honest, it's baked, broil
or fry those the three settings. Yeah, because it gets hot quick.
It gets hot real quick. And then you go down to one and it's
like, yeah, it's still hot. This is wonderful, Like this is
it's a little hot, this is hot. It's too much. Where's the
Luke setting, Yeah, where's Luke? Well, I was too and ten
with her warm steering wheel and she's like, I've never seen you drive like
two and ten locked and I'm like, it's just a pleasure. And then
you kind of work your hands around the I've never had it before. Shout
out to those people with those warm hair. It is amazing. Good job,
Yeah, good job Nissan. Like what do they do? Just these
tiny filament wires that run through the steering wheel and it's filament even a word.
Maybe probably over at Tower Extrusions. They've invented some I think that was
real. Real last name right, will Ford, Fila Mint Flment. Oh,
nine o'clock, Cowboy Beef, Ceede's Lamb, Ceedee Lamb's mom. Sorry,
not Ceede's Lamb, Ceedy Lamb's mother. We're recruiting him to another team.
Taking shots at Dak Dak and Micah's brothers, firing away at Cowboys fans.
It's that nine special guest in studio to get through those stories with us.
It's the debut of Sportspot FM. Oh my god, my old friend.
Your old friend has been refurbished. You've been in the garage tinkering with
sports bok Yes, you got him back up and running. I've got him
back up and running, and he's smarter than he used to be. No.
Nine o'clock sports pot ones of people are excited to hear the return of
sports botuck them up. But now let's do this scutty buddy road you by
Parker University Parker dot U kind of some form of a daily news segment that
we like to do around here, A couple of stories, you know,
we kind of I gave you a big weather update there, but we've been
talking a lot about resorts because of the Maverick's new ownership. And I saw
this big story in the paper over the weekend and I wanted to read to
your attention because Mike, I know you love Jimmy Buffett. Okay developers have
purchased over three thousand acres north of Dallas on the shores of Lake Texoma for
a massive one hundred million dollar Margaritaville Resort LFG. They got seventy five thousand
homes planned. This is gonna be up near Dennison, so up about fifty
sixty seventy miles north on seventy five. Yeah, and then how much mone
did you say? One hundred million? Yeah? And this is so there's
a bunch of stuff that's happening up at Lake Texoma, which is ninety thousand
acres. And again, how about an hour? It's under an hour and
a half away. It's great there. It's awesome there. Yeah, I
got a deep buddy with a boat in a boat house up there. It's
magical. Plus they have a rock Creek canyon. They have a golf course,
Jack Nicholas course, it's Rock Creek, Rock Creek. It's gorgeous and
it's only Yeah, it's just over an hour. I think it's happening.
This is gonna be the greatest place in the world. DFW, dude.
The only thing that can stop us is the sun. And you know what,
you come back that with indoor things, heart disease or hot air balloon,
disaster's gonna stop us. We're not gonna make it. But in one
hundred years, this is gonna be the best place on earth. Dallas,
Texas. Yes, we're gonna have Vegas right there, casinos brand new,
gorgeous. They're gonna build the what do we call it, the Heptagon or
the Hexagon it's the Texagon like a hexagon, and inside it is gonna be
the Cube, the new facility where the Mavericks play. But the Texagon is
gonna be the entertainment hub of the United States of America mass And then you're
talking, we're gonna have lake resorts just in less than an hour north.
Yeah, we're gonna have theme parks, universal student like, this is gonna
be the spot. Get in now, Get in now, start believing it
forever, hold your peace. And then at twenty one hundred, we're the
largest metroplex in America, the number one market. It's gonna be like do
baiop in this thing it is. And then we're gonna beat Oklahoma City for
the second tallest building. Yeah, we're gonna do bigger than there, straight
up, no stopping us. Serious, think about it. World Cup come
two years like it's happening. It is. No, you're right, I'm
not even joking. This is gonna be the spot in America, maybe the
world in one hundred years. They think Dennison currently has about twenty five thousand
people. They think this will add twenty thousand residents to Dennison. Just the
town of Dennison, which you know, again, over an hour away from
Dallas proper seventy five miles north on seventy five, So maybe we don't think
about doing so much. They're in our listening area, they're in the Metroplex.
They're gonna add twenty thousand people because of this Margaritaville resort where they're gonna
be adding a hotel, restaurants, entertainment venue, swimming pools, boat slips,
bungalows, cottages. You're gonna go see I mean, you won't go
see Jimmy Buffett play, but like you're gonna go see a band that you
like or a comedian that you like go play up there, and then you're
gonna have Margarita's and they're gonna have a shark swimming in a big Margarita schooner.
Because to the extreme is that's that's the rules that Jimmy Buffett lived by.
Ice say as well, this is like were talking all about what the
Mavericks are gonna are gonna do, and that's great. This is something that
doesn't need casino gambling either to make it. So what's happening up at Lake
Texoma? Eyes on the prize, folks head on a swivel. Things are
happening. Boy, this area loves their margaritas more than any and they should
because they're delicious if made properly. If made properly, Okay, don't be
the margarita snob. Just have it. We'll just have a margarita I only
have. I've only ever had them. I've never had bad margarita. That's
yeah. I don't go to places that do bad margarita's. You you've had
a bad margarita before you knew what a bad margarita was. The metropolis still
might not know what a good margarita is. It sounds like I only have
a frozen though. Well there you go. Well you can have them on
the rocks and just have a normal cocktail. Add some slugs always have them
on the rocks. No, you're getting next. You're not getting enough booze.
If it's a frozen margarita. But it's a pre mix concoction, it's
made sour or sour mit whatever that is. You don't want any of that.
So basically, every you're telling you that every margarita that you have is
in fact a bad margarita. You can you guys can hang out with your
high fluting folks. All you want, I'll be hanging out with our listeners
at the Baja Grill getting hammered off one and a half, okay, common
man. keV Oh, a Missouri Christian school art teacher, was arrested after
she was caught on camera blending a poison into her husband's smoothie. Oh no,
what camera? In home camera? It wasn't in home camera, nanny
cam. So the man called authorities because he's like, I'm really sick.
I don't know what this is, but it might have been, and I
think she might have poisoned me. So he had put a camera up because
he was like, I think she might poison me. So he installed that
camera and he recorded his wife mixing a smoothie with a bag marked with a
skulling crossbones on it. It didn't have the skull and crossbones, but well
maybe the apothecary bottle with three x's yuys are close. Actually, really,
the bag was marked Lily of the Valley. Oh my breaking bad? Is
that break throw bad? And I've always thought I wonder if those guys,
because you saw a spike in stories of people getting acidized or getting rid of
their remains. Now They tried this on The Sopranos too, but trying to
get rid of a body via acid, and you saw all of those.
I always wondered, does Vince gilgen Or to the creators breaking bad feel bad
about writing that in Why Give Ideas? Yeah? Yeah, because Lilia the
Valley she got poisonous flower. That's kind of rare, it seems. Anyways.
Her name is Sarah Scheffer. She's thirty seven, and she did admit
to it. She put the items at his food. She knew that it
would cause illness or death. She's been charged with attempted murder. Damn.
How sick did this dude get? He? I think it was exploding out
of all oriphices, okay, kind of like you after your pizza buffet.
Yeah, boy, there's what terrible. There's websites on how to nurture and
grow Lily of the Oh so that was they used that in Game of Thrones,
right, well it was it was was it ricing that was in Milk
of the Poppy. But it's all I mean, that's written from Lily of
the Valley probably, you know, let's just changed the words a little.
Yeah, A known deadly plant, which deadly plant if you go use this
poison to kill spouse. They knew that he had Lily of the Valley.
It was a flower that was in Walt's backyard, and that's what he used
on the kid, right, really having trouble remembering. Jesse thought it was
rising. Jesse thought it was rising, but it wasn't. Okay, it
was the Lily of the valley. Oh, and you put it all together
at the end. That's right, that's right, because the rising actually somehow
ended up in Hewle's pocket, yes, or it was stolen out of Hels
on his own. Was a real son of a bitch, wouldn't he.
He was worse than maybe we even realized at the time. I know,
I'm Kevin Danny, Kevin JJ Hi JJ. Tomorrow we EXPECJJ Hi. It's
Kevin trying to step on you. Kevin. Well, tomorrow we expect a
JJ segment because tomorrow I didn't yet around seven I told you this morning,
but she knew. Tomorrow. At seven am, they're going to announce the
Academy Awards finalist for the Oscars, which will probably be ten usually, which
is too many. It all drops torow. That drops tomorrow, So tomorrow
nine o'clock. If the Moths win tonight, we can expect Jason Kidd on
the show tomorrow as well. A deal, and maybe we'll have Lionel Messi
calling later today and tomorrow. The story I kind of want to do because
we've talked a lot about the Alaskan Airlines playing where the door plug fell out?
I know what you're about to do. They got the SML trae mister
Saturday Night Live. What happened? Growing it over there like already like a
bad you No, I love SNL. I know you love it. I
like it. It used to be really good. I don't care what I
haven't seen. I haven't seen this clip. Are you gonna play some audio?
Yes? Play some audio? Sorty not live? Okay, because they
did Alaska Airlines commercial ready. As you may have heard, an Alaska Airlines
flight had to make an emergency landing after a cabin door broke off. Here
at Alaska, safety is our number one concern. But you gotta admit,
look pretty cool plane flying around no door. You know, everyone's screaming,
cell phones whipping out into the sky. It was awesome. That's why our
new slogan is Alaska Airlines. You didn't die, and you got a cool
story. On other airlines, you can watch movies, but on Alaska you're
in the movie. And if you think Alaska the state is colled, just
wait till our planes roof rips. All since the incident, we're starting to
make some changes. You know those bolts that hold the plane together. We're
gonna go ahead and tighten some of those. And to make everyone feel safer,
we've hired Selly out of retirement. I don't know if I can do
it again. He's a lot older now. I was on that flight.
At the time, I was terrified, But now I'm the coolest person at
the office. Everyone's stopping by my cubicle. All want to know about that
little boy who shirt got sucked out the plane. So fly Alaska. We're
the same airline where a pilot tried to turn off the engine mid flight while
on mushrooms. And now we're so proud to say that's our second worst flight.
Alaska Airlines still better than Spirit. Oh a kick, that's good,
that's funny. Had a dinned in with my pilot? Yeah about this?
I bet you just thrashed him after a couple of khaki cocktails. Yes,
I did whip him with plane talk. Yeah, it's always plane with the
belt. It's amazing. And he said, he's a South Southwest pilot,
so we don't have those planes. So the Maxes, Yeah, I don't
know. Yeah, they don't have that particular one. So yeah, if
you're flying Southwest or if you're a regular fly of southwester or good. Another
thing real quick I talked to him about because he mentioned Spirit Airlines, which
I remember I flew to Miami. Yeah, you did the Spirit experiment.
Yes, and they only get like a thousand feet off the ground, Max
screaming you could just see billboards. Actually, just drive that would suck.
But on the way back from Miami, there was a woman who's sitting right
across from me, and right when the plane got off the ground, she
took her seatbelt off and she kneeled on the ground in front of her chair
and then she crossed her arms and like laid on her head down on the
seat. You understand, so kneeling in front of the seat facing backward like
that. So I described that scenario. I'm like, man, the spirit
was wild. To my pilot, buddy, he's like, you're flying back
from Miami, he's like, oh, yeah, you know what happened.
I'm like, what are you talking about? He said, they're called kneelers.
Every pilot knows about him, Like, what does that mean? She
as this very common practice, went to Miami to get an ass job,
what like a Brazilian butt lift? Oh is this like butt implants? Yes?
Really, I was wondering that's a different thing, Kevin h with the
the bbls and stuff nowadays. So apparently you go to Miami because it's very
popular practice on there and get your Brazilian butt lift or your ass job whatever
cheap and yeah, cheaper, and that's where the best doctors are the best.
So she never sat or she well, she sat during takeoff and then
the minute first chance she could she had to get she couldn't sit on that
thing any any longer because it was so sore. Oh my god. And
he's like oh yeah, Aneeler. Yeah, And leaving Miami, it's like
eighty percent more prevalent than any other flight. That's where they do those.
They go down there to get that done, they fly back to wherever they're
going. Oh my god, I mean you can't sity, you can get
infected if you sit on it. There you go. More information. Seven
fifty two. That's now eleven things I've taught the metro plexus. We added
five. He added five. And I'm not going to say it every six
minutes ago when I only counted like a half I don't know. I don't
think you get eleven points, maybe a half point. It's like, so
it's just a shoddy score keeping system. Too well, you know, it's
leaving the kid. I have taught them nothing in charge of the candy so
much. I just played the amazing saturn LL live audio. No one watched
its just playing on the other night. It was good, though, was
it? It was good? And our SNL bet has a new one because
this week we have a huge ass not we drafted ten hosting musical guests.
Mike cast two. Danny is one. I have one next week. It
is Dakota Johnson, your host and your musical guest justin Timberlake. Okay,
does somebody pick either of those? Nope? Neither, No, no one
did. So Mike holds on to his lead one to one. It was
a good episode. It was worth watching Danny do we It was weird they
did the short King Jacob e Loordi from Euphoria, Elvis in the Priscilla movie
and saltburn guy not the guy who licked the tub, the guy who was
in the tub first, very tall and it was like The Bachelor, but
it was for short kings. It's all short guys. But there's a twist
and at the end they bring in a tall guy. He's like, way
taller than they are, and then he wants He's like, oh, I
don't need a drop pick in. Yeahs of getting to know these three short
kings CV show Short King they got here's a twist, here comes the hot
guy a tiny crown. It was funny how many episodes are left. I
mean how many chances we have? Probably nine or ten. Yeah, it's
May and the loser has a phone phone case that they have to put their
phone in from the choice of the loser. Well, I saw Cavan on
the Speakeasy too lost. They had an evil eyebrows bet well for the divisional
games. I think kavanall lost. So Kavanaugh's gonna have evil eyebrows drawn on
his face for a while, like pointed upward or downward. Yeah, I'm
not sure how it's gonna be drawn on though, someone's doing this a professional
or is it just gonna be rhymes with a marks a lot. I hope
it's the same lady that did perfect the butt tattoo on Jeff on our Instagram
account where you could see inside. Yeah, and get good look at Jeff's
sphincter. That's enough. Two one four or eight one seven seven eight seven
one nine seven to one. That's the number you need to know. We
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you a pair of tickets. If you are the best, we're gonna actually
kind of grade you too. On anything. It's where is your mind,
whatever's on your mind? I mean ideally, like I'm picturing it like some
crazy thought someone has had that's thought provoking, you know, yeah, or
something that you're thinking about. But you know, if it's about weather,
sports or I don't know, no rules, just kick it with us.
I mean, if you get one a weigh in on ron to sanctimonious dropping
out, fine, fine, we'll allow it, but where is your mind
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